« Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-20

2020-04-13

Bill rambles about clutter, air rage, and vaccines.

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Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's time for the Monday morning, POD Castro Monday a broad rule, thirteen what's goin on our you did it. I want to congratulate you. Did your way, you're my row, you made it passed peak, weak, of course, the nineteen, the most pull we're gonna get it. Whatever was gonna happen was gonna happen and you got drawer about debt you want your bath, you captain your gloves, you'd put your vitamin c I paid don't bother right everybody,
thought you were the asshole and now look at you you're on the other side of it. Their regular season is over you ve gone into the play off rounds that yet great fuckin, combine Europe Blue chip pick now a father Hu, I mean people who say that reality Mathematically speaking over ninety nine percent of the world's population could say that right, but still a lot of people got that and you didn't. You didn't and I'll tell you if, if world history. The causes of war that I have learned through what we, Luckily the comment go. I've got it think beginning beginning, but
the bomb onward fuckin, how thinking to gain nearly done anybody fuck and walked in and out anyway, anything is told me what that means. Ok, That you are asymptomatic after peak weak. What I have learned. Through my reading of history. That means only one thing and one thing: only God loves you better, ok got God, don't get me wrong. God loves everybody. Ok, but certain people, he loves more, Ok and depend on my guard in depending on what book you got you guys here and I think they re being every fuckin five seconds. I dont understand it do understand it. They may be going,
criminals. Gonna stop. They they fuckin, big, Bang, bang! Bang me she's coming upstairs to me. Then always gotta do snuff me outright yeah. That's what I ve learned throughout history. There are, depending on what book you read read the Koran, God loves Muslims them off. If you read the Bible, they loves the Christians. If you read out what a jewish people read, the Torah. Research can associate the fact, the Bible with every day the lay of the Bible they just they just stop. They stopped at the first one right. They stopped it of the old testament. Gentiles kept going and went on and made fucking Godfather three,
we should have started the classic. We got Grady we kept going. We kept fuck and Just now that I know it's a rough time, I know it's a strange time. I know you're trying to figure out what this war new world means, but a few Still a strip dramatic just know that the invisible guy that Dolly talks to you through you have thingy thing in the Middle EAST chest there. He loves you more than he loved People evidently. I learned that by going church. Almost every week, La la la la la la la la la la la la. Jeez loves us back as no we made everybody will, Jesus did make everybody. Jesus is like the Donald Trump. The God family. Here I may go
It comes down to fuck me. Ye keep builds the empire the universe, all that is said, the falcon black and white, the up and down the odds and even numbers the alpha they may, whatever the fuck that fuckin about jumbo shit, is and then he comes in right now, It would be better had a here than Donald Trump right, but still he was definitely do in some wild with his hair. You know trying like the fucking lead singer, the black rose. You know, Jesus Robinson He came along and wanted either we start work in showing off ok, on water, a limit as little basket of bread. I got enough firebug by way of bread buying year right how around no shirt on like J F K Junior Doing anything he can tell again, they his legacy. What happened? What happened
He ran his yap too much. He drew much attached to himself and just Like in any respect but respectable mob family, he got himself whacked. That's what happened. Just became more trouble. Then he was worth gate this ensured on you know the little fuck miracle here or there. Without anybody seen it. You now stop calling attention to himself, but that wasn't estate. You know. He saw what his dad didn't six days here. Six days, guy put his feet up on Sunday after having created the whole fucking universal right. Now you Jesus okay, You know you already have some sort of weird family dynamic, you no jokes, giving you the side. I haven't said there and be all right that his wife got the God Dick when he some allies to follow that it didn't mean anything no way no way. He didn't beggar.
He uttered a warning. He looked at, he just looked at our war brighter than she was pregnant. It so. Can hard to keep track of those God Damn stories because there's not like us, can grounded point that you can start at she kept. There was this couple Jesus and Mary from the bandit Jesus and Mary Jane. Today, the ones you see. I got everything to do with you Jesus Mary Jane, but was their saw. What was their side, don't know what you read their baby. What do you want to say that. What are we got here? Jesus reaching my god? Oh the mast, meter and new instructor- was fucking master classes, go fuck yourself and you be mastered doing whatever the fuck. It is you're good at it.
Here the volume. These guys are below the press from eight, but in a music video is to go from a cure. Wait a minute is depressing people. Just like her I love and checks, love bans like that with a sad brooding guys. You know why do they like that? because they feel less threatened. That guy scream and it makes me feel uncomfortable. I get there, but then in the back he had he owes you think and when you see that guy with that fuckin tumbleweed hair cut, you know
Down at the ground, like I really want to do, is to work at labels make and we make to video. I they in their head. This the kind of rockstar, could be with, because I think I could control them. You know he's not getting any. His purse with that fuckin look on his face right, sir, In the ground drawn from And half moons with one foot in the dirt but can I answered his pockets First, your Morrison: what do you. You got the virus. Somebody worked at Kinko's back in the day my government, the king, coconuts, even the worst. Are we the worst I come in? I do I use this day you placed it down, face down and you hit start or print.
Right, freckles. All freckles is down eleven pounds. He sticks. With his diet and I, I'm here to tell you that over fifty you can get your ass back. Fear, will in the ports and. And just not eat anything. That's remotely fuckin! I don't you get used to it. You get used to it, but. I've decided, I'm gonna, get my Arabs back and I'm gonna be able to play good times bad times. I've done neither yet, but I've come closer right eye. Fuck up yesterday, as we had a little eastern dinner- and but a chocolate cake. Their bid lays great item chocolate, cake, one of my favorite bits of all time.
Yes, I did a little bad USA, but you be good for the rest of the week and then adjustment my fucking little Abbe AB work out every day and then at night, when I everybody's to bed right, I go up to the garage, and I just work on the good His bed typesetting and my wonderful instructor, Davy Village, help me out once again, I said why don't fuck and get it? I can sit here and play the Likud eighty, eighty five p m and then I try to play with the song and crap out at seventy. Seventy five. What's going on And he just said: let me ask you this: how are you practising it are you just sitting there doing it for far file long? I said like five ten minutes, Eugene a bird, your foot up, dislike oh yeah, I didn't notice, sets in our age. I changed my approach, so I do for a few minutes. Leave it alone play a couple. Songs come back to it.
And it's made a world of difference of difference made a world of difference. Is I ve never met a world of difference? I thought it was differences, Just keep doing that now. Have I fuckin told you guys about this kid. I'm following on Instagram Tevye, where the fuck is my phone. I know my fortune, I gotta get to give a shoutout disk. This fuckin kid. Is amazing I don't know how old is, but he looks like he's like fuckin seventeen eighteen years old play in all these old school. Like note for fucking note this kid play it all these old school. Like bloody rich MAX Roads, Roy Haines, I'm seeing a mess with Tony Williams, yet you gotta, see this kid glove.
Papa Joe Jones Stuff, all right. He is grace and g r E. Why, as so, when Anders score arise, but Nick Nick crude men any K. Are you T, Emmy and. Just go on is cited just watch, it is note for no body rich, just fuckin kill him this shit. I know I think I brought this up before. Apps will the incredible. It's really call to see somebody that young values into that shit my dad used to us and all that stuff. So I grew up on that. A lot of it paper stuff, plus the crazy shit that I was a new at least to shit, that he thought. Was crazy. I'm used to call all of our music jungle culture because right around that time, the apparent? Do you really wanna me than they have jungle in any? Do you really want a may make
whose fucking who's that literally just add the name, but then I said culture club. Culture club, and then he called it jungle culture. Could they had some fuckin, so they had jungle in it. It really is a jungle culture, and it didn't make a difference. What anything. Was that was just. It was all jungle culture. Anyway, here check him out and then I follow this other one. Is this- is what we ve got to consider in this just nothing going on in the world. Let's just let's look at some of the ship, I thought that I follow on Instagram knock unable to find any of it now I follow. Obviously off calmly I follow back in
day cars on Between all those, that's really fuckin cool, because You will see some classic or is it worth a fortune in summer driving in the snow, because it's like old school pictures, like from back in the day taken It's not like the all the. Yeah, you know You know everything is fuckin meant on. It needs Smith drums. I am Derek Bennet based player, Then is one I follow its day. The soul of Dallas is a great one. What's the one here, there's one doktor Steve GAD, of course, I follow one that says truck shit.
Dad would drive, I think, is what it is, that seventies perspective assisted dumb shit that I fuckin The southern about lines to, of course now none of them have posted there watching bunch of shit about lines of whatever fuckin reason. I do watch a bunch of shit lately, animals killing each other, and I also watch a bunch of shit about helicopters, my dream helicopter. What Used to be the fucking used to be the fuckin The huge five hundred to one from Fuckin Magnum P, and now I can't I like it they start. Three. Fifty, that's one if I could have anyone. I think that's the one that I would have only cause
the back seat is uncomfortable and the most serious is an empty. Five hundred now. When you re that I I cleaned out my garage. It is fuckin, accurate. My garage is so far clean with the policy floor that I like Take my shoes off my sneakers, my Jim shoes I take em off when I go fuck it in their everything laid out where it needs to be, then I'm love. And guess what happened the second. I get it cleaned out. My wife, you know cause she's. I can go and not she's. I got home. The a is re done, so my guy above a barber, and she goes you make some more space would be Bubu, and this is on closet, where we have all our luggage is in there, so she was saying, are her plans for their closet? and tat goes so, where would the wherewithal those big pieces of luggage go
she goes out in the garage and I go. Fuckin know I finally got everything off the fuckin floor. I hate You know, Opera Winfrey loves Brad, I hate clutter, the way she loves bread, I fucking hate, I hate clutter and I falcon the garage is one of the cruellest fuckin places in the house. If its neat and I fucking isn't and cooler than when you go over a man. Child back in man's man and you go out there he's got all these tools flock and where this supposed to be. The floor is fucking gleam in there's an old fool, in classic car a truck in the fucking days he's got a set of drums, my fucking garage. Is this shit.
The Larry to work out to keep the door had bought on the fucking control. Kate, you go over a man's how's, he can says hello. We Shakespeare, he give you some roast beef you're trying to size him up after you have no idea who the fuck you sit in across from it you go out. He looked at his goddamn garage right. If you is grudge- and it is up fucking mess. You dont want to get business with that guy. If you go out there there's a bunch of lady shit out their fuckin strollers in old dresses and shit. Guy has his junk talk between his legs and he's not going to be able to take the bald over the Golan okay and, at that point, take his dead fish Vulcan. Had you shake it? You thank him for that. Fuckin roast beef, whatever the fuck say what she made you and you walk out, and you don't even look back.
Did you do want to see him standing on the top of his front steps right is bottom lip quivering. Does he thinks about the man he could? then knowing why that you're leaving you don't want to see that you get new car right. You put on a little night ranger and you fuckin drive away sorry. So anyway, she's trying to tell me that now the closet People are gonna, my closet peoples of fuckin epidemic pandemic, whatever the fuck it is. It's a dynamic. Fuckin, common gibes after tat areas, our They're gonna come over here and they gonna do some shit, my garage,
Did you call the garage, but this is called a garage because I go into it? a little light, no loafers their freckles, I got so. Will you put a little some cabinets right in the back So my wife goes. You know what the first ever gonna be white and I'm like white is gonna, look boring no just a row of white cabinets and then also a garage is inherently dirty place, no matter how much you clean it up right. The fuckin landscape has come over. They got the falcon leave There, this gets underneath the goddamned thing there right. Little body the lizard. I think he got hit by a snake. I haven't seen him in awhile, maybe really sad, but now there's some more lizards like the gecko say they fuck and hang out with sky no the dew was gonna, be all right cause. He was yet
Safe Haven in my garage But you know. When you're a lizard when you're a gecko, your basically you know you're an appetizer aegis, your you. You know. You like the slider of the lizard family, so I haven't seen any my bodies. Lately, they all had names and now gone their gods analysis, one little one that might my daughter I was but has also scared of ashes, because it's a baby one when it tries to run away from us in its on the epoxy Florida can't get a grip is doing like a million miles an hour with its legs, but it's only going like half a mile in our in a kind of freaks around. But anyway, so as she goes how about black they could I take it. Cool? And then I was like? I can't. I have like a baby blue wall in
garage. I was thinking about what about a little dark blue, but a mat blue with black handles and she's like in hinges, and she says like now in my head. I'm like. We made a deal when we got into this house switch yours. The garage was mine. Why are you making decisions at the color of the carpet. You know- and she just looked at me and laughed so evident I'm getting the mat black, which is a little happy, I think at this point, but I think it's gonna look good up against a blue. Maybe I don't know. But anyway, and then my yeah, my little podcast area and finally, I'm getting a bookshelf that's of quality. Now, unlike the last,
And I know my shit in everything's gonna be fuckin ready to go here some are to come out of this quarantine. Our eye with. Over fifty ebbs, which means you said I want my shirt on don't want to see him. You just want to be, like, oh for an old guy. He looks all right with all of those clothes on key part of sentences all of those clothes on anyway. So I gotta you guys is as much as I am enjoying being home and getting all this shit done. You know you spend time with my family losing Way get NATO asleep. I haven't some time off.
I really miss going out there and make an you guys laugh. I am thankful I get to do this, but I can't hear you laughing Acta. Someone I went to high school with sent me a text message: and he goes a man. I was listening podcast. She made me laugh but bible by whatever the hell. I said Actually, the experts? It really made me feel good. You know, fuck- I never thought I woke me up- did and for so fuckin long, twenty a goddamn years never took a break this this. The longest I've gone without to extend up since I started easily. Anna. I remember saying: oh my wife, numerous times gone, you know cause I kept saying I was gonna retired from the shit when I'm around seventy. She gives you
we're gonna, retire, you're gonna die on stage ago year. You I got, you know you don't get it, you don't fuck and get it right and I think, After taking a month or fear, I think she's right, it's too much, God, Damn fund. So much fun. I just keep taking a dumb shit that I want to say or start talking. Ok, that's how the process works with the bull shit that I do I got it s kind of a fucked up thing to think. I'm gonna start talking about that tonight. Stages, see where it goes. Do you think any? I wonder what you know. It's gonna be weird coming out of all of this. I want I'm wondering if the White Chicks lost all their momentum. You know during this whole woke time. That was actually supposed to be about people of color.
White women took the whole fuckin thing over and that's all anybody decided to center was them. Wondering if they have lost any of their momentum, I have to tell you from the bottom of my heart. If they have, I think it's really funny. And of all the complaining that I heard It made sense. There was all valid points, but the one that made the least amount of sense, but for some reason, were the loudest. Was all these white broad, fucking, complaining, white, broad, Mary? two white men living their white lives We believe the degree of difficult they couldn't believe their their lack of perspective. You know. Like all right, so you got a tough well look at you.
Waste in society. If you have a top imagine what it would be like to be. Somebody who didn't look like you they could focus on, was white males. That's. What they're shit was about as much as they acted like they gave a fuck about other people of color. They didn't it gave a fuck about, was what white what they perceived. Then males have I have a question for you White Ladys deal. Think that white males have so much in life. As a reward for having to deal with living with. Why. Oh man, you all know d, you know when I watch the other day, I was watching. Watching some classic baseball- and I was-
watching game for the nineteen seventy seven world series, the New York Yankees. Firstly, loss the least dodgers enchanted. Ravine back and early, October, nineteen. Seventy seven! I remember watching that series one of the first round- first world series that I watched it stuck in a letter came on like during the day had come home after school. The goddamn game was away now. It started like four five three for the afternoon, so still summit so we are watching the thing and just watch in and out once again, trying to memorize all the teams in the came right back to me. Thirteen months in them great Thurman, Munson Catcher in the egg. I was reared its Gregor Craig Nettles. I just remember that he caught he has his check swing pop fly out for that one game play Seventy eight Bucky dented shortstop,
Willie Randolph its second Chris shambles at first and then there. Field was Fuckin Lou Panella, making Rivers and the one and only Reggie Jackson, and then the falcon dodges, Head Steve, Yeager, Yegg Meister Stevie Agar, who it was like he was the seventies, He had the seventies glasses. He had the floor. Pearl doubt fucking curly choose in hairdo ages. The coolest look, adieu ripe Then Enron stay the penguin at third, I think there? He might have got their seventy eight, but it seems I watched a couple of things. I don't remember him getting up to bed. No wait! I think you did. They flew out Lupin, a random of a home run Davy, Bob short, not at second, So it was a bill. Russell like the Celtics. Was it short
Steve Godfrey move star looking dude if first base, then it was dusty. Left field Reggie Smith and then like a Lacey yourself. It. Tommy Lasorda was the manager of the Falcon dodges and Billy Martin was the manager for the Yankees they just take date. They don't make em like that anymore. An interesting legal enough pitching. Dodge is not this game. Staff was Tommy, John, which everybody knows his name from Tommy John Surgery, because he was the first guy where they took the ligament from you fuckin leg and stuck in your elbow and actually worked. He was a first guy source, Tommy John Surgery, so here's the deal heap. I know it brought this up before the podcast, but whatever it is go on in the world on talking about a Fuckin World Series game for forty. Three years ago I Tommy John
played on the Dodgers in seventy seven and seventy eight. They went to the World Series and they lost to the New York Yankees One thousand nine hundred and eighty one Tommy John, is on the New York Yankees and they play the LOS Angeles Dodgers in the World Series and the Yankees lose to the dodging. I don't know if anybody has match that. Mary and house came close where one year evil for the penguins and lost to the red wings and finally, the next year he was on the red wings and then lost the penguins and then the next he was on the fucking Blackhawks and all I'm thinking as if they fuckin lose this one. This is gonna, be the first guy. In three consecutive years has to be that lost the Stanley CUP finals on three different fuckin teams, but fortunately the Blackhawks one and he was spared the embarrassing step
so I was watching that and I'm hoping you know what my favorite, my favorite fuckin baseball team of all time, either The two thousand for past and red Sox would have to be the nineteen. Seventy nine Pittsburgh pirates, the we off. We Billy Wall they were my favorite baseball team of all time. We start your fuckin Dave Parker at all. Can't to call the John can delirium. Without fully its second basis, something like the camera, Omar Marino. And then they went up against Fuckin Earl Weaver. With Eddie Murray. I'm not smiling Murray Eddie Five hundred somethin legit
in home runs no steroids. No coffee beans go fuck yourself. His scowl said that ball over the fuckin goddamned fence. They had a frank to Nana, Rick, Dempsey,. Maybe all those fucker guys also I've been cleaned up, also follow my shit and then I found all my football cards just going back through those things. I've been watching the highlights from like Nineteenth seventies football, and I found this a quarter back for the Fuckin Denver, Rocco's that was somehow between right before Craig Morton, Craig. What really interesting career? Where He took over four dawn Meredith with the cowboys he was the cowboys starting Corbett for two years before Roger STAR back came it. Then he got trade
so the giants and then asked the giants he went the Denver Broncos and what the Broncos he lived facing, resulting the Dallas Cowboys and Superbowl twelve. Lost like twenty seven to ten. Alright Charlie Denver Broncos Q be what was this guy's name. Charlie Johnson, see age, a yard. L E, wide, Johnson and theirs great. This is good. Clipping him talking about his first start as a cue b. Back when they are really forgiving of starting quarterbacks just go, and you know they never win in it. They do no choice. Johnson talks about his first game, saying like man, I thought I had the offence down. I thought I,
Ray defences in all that we play the Green Bay Packers any goes. I did throat to touchdown passes, but unfortunately they were both to green. A defensive backs. Like a southern draw. Just like the old school. Guns slinger, You don't, but I was a kid they had this weekend: baseball bump bump that bad at the back, but the bad is finally showed all all the highlights run leagues before they had four. He has prepared this only what you really could watch all these cool highlights, I guess they had this week in football. This we can professional football. With tat summer, all that other guy used to fuckin drink with. And We would be hammered like the legally drunk before games they be like laugh. It was like a joke that they were fuckin drunken. Nobody cared has been was funny back that Foster Brooks at all Fuckin act about being.
A it was just a funny fuckin thing yeah. Back. Then alcoholism was fuckin hilarious unless you with a poor woman married to another guy married to Then it was really said: they had the assurance that the public highlights, the seventy four seas and seventy five in watch all the weeks. The Uniform the old stadiums- and I just Why should they like forty to forty three minutes, long they're, fucking, Tremendous cannot Recommend them enough what so I've been watching. Can anyone. I do that check to see how much time I had done to see. If I need to read the advertiser had stopped, I got a fucking edit, the goddamn thing together. Well, God knows I have the type. Anyway. My mother law called the up. She was like bill. You gotta watch this job, so I said put it on. It was called flipping Boston. They did
like two seasons has ceased to guys who basically, in the wind area, Marblehead Lowell Daylight FLIP houses. Let's see others palm goes mainly in the city is seen. You never go out. The way you went in this action is a second verse right. When Linda City you said you never while the way you went in, why my stomach growing so much as it, because I'm not eating Yeah for water, but they give you gin. The girls say no yet always give in if you're not They won't let you win, damn the city I ever lived in little in the city is seen you never come The way you went in short, all fuckin, yuppies and shit, but
that's a great yes for water, but they give you Jim the girls say no, yet they always given if you're, not They won't let you in the damned the city I ve ever been it. I've ever lived had come on man, The person who live in there is judging the people there It's like awaiting out afflicted you end up there. You must be a piece of shit to stop trying to separate yourself so anyway, these two fuckin guys and one of the guys has the craziest acts, and ever he has an english accent in Boston accent combined, which I'm going to try to attempt to do bored. I love a bottom is always talking about his temper tell you right now, I'm at about seven, and you don't want to see me yesterday. I tell you why Now, I'm about ready to do demolition on the south, my fuckin fixed. Every single, King House. There was God, damn problem, but the best one is when they have this neighbor, who
I think a lot of people are dealt with when you're doing a job. They just start calling the board of whatever to come over and then you get find in all of this shit. They just fuck jealous that Europe? Proving you're fucking House, I have a friend of mine, she was doing some work in our house and I guess it was semi again. I guess it wasn't legal in this fair. Fuck a neighbor knew it any waited until the day they were done and then reported him and made him tear it down and I always like while is Grounds for fuckin The severely. Vandalized that guy's house at some point you have to do something I don't know how I would do it, but you you, you would have to do what what could you do. Will you wouldn't get caught Well, Thick enough people have like,
just be worried about cameras. You'd have to do something really soft dog shit. The mailbox, but a lot of it. Fresh right from the farmers market, dog shit. No, but if you put it the mailbox in its definitely done by a human dogs, don't have so they know it, there's no reason the dog mistook this for some sort of horizontal toilet. So, what you'd have to do is you just have to keep putting? This is what I would do I would pick up dog shit in the neighborhood and I would drop it. I would drop it in the same location. Every fucking day Well, then, you would fill me or its origin,
do you need to get creative? They just has to be fucking dog shit involved in it. Here I throw up on his roof. I would just constantly because he's a piece of shit out of his car, and this is what you do you just do it forever and you do it like? once every fucking thirty days I hate the first day because he doesn't think it's gonna happen I'll write. You go over there. What you call the mass gone over night. Indeed taken nice, fresh dog shit anymore: under the drivers side door handle, maybe all the door of his fuckin car.
Right just to let him know that he started a fuckin war, then you know he's not gonna like the results of a gay and he's gonna. Note you ok and then, when you see me, I'm a big smile and a high, you don't that's it right, and then you just wait and your weight anyway anyway, anyway anyway, and your weight anyway, and then you do something else said: packaging, nice, fucking, dog, shit right on his front, fucking man right now, there's gonna, be a temptation, drop your pants and take a fuckin human. Those right thereby made this dna can't do that. Twenty three in me,
fucking figure out. If we should wash it and then you can you can you make the National news? You don't want that all right, although there was that one guy who took a shet on the fucking serving cart, and you cannot. In that story. Anyway, he was a person of some sort of awe level of wealth man sheets on cart, airplane cod. Worst, ever air rage, passenger jailed for drunken rampage wait a minute. This isn't the guy. He was on his way to Dubai or, worse, Ever air rage, passenger jailed for drunken rampage.
Yes! This is an item I bet this is. I bet this is a fucking lie to cover the ring. Duke as it was a rich do to did this, like the fuckin toothache since here in Amerika are calling as bursting barrage, the ever arranged passenger given eleven months in prison for his drunken tantrum on a flight from do by to Birmingham England? The judge you handed down the second spared no harsh words from MR barrage on the Amber its flight. The greatest airline have ever been on. You drank vodka, mixed with wine and then purse. Proceeded to abuse cabin staff, demanded more alcohol and swore repeatedly, even though there were four young children behind you who had to listen to your tyrant, he told female member of the cabin crew that if she were on the ground, you punch her in the face and then particularly grow.
Tat piece of behavior. You dipped your finger in your glass of wine, of them on your private parts, the air. How is this felt abused and disgusted after seeing you touch yourself any sexually exploited way you shouted fuckin Muslims send them Actual wherever they came from and fuck King ISIS. When you landed your abusive to police and bit a pc Ingram on the arm? People To know that if you get drunk on an airplane said other passengers in cars, true to have a difficult job custodial sentences apply. You have many these convictions and it seems you will not learn your lesson. Ok, but I don't think he deserves because the worse Iccat, the honourable laws to join, Rod be sinner, in nineteen eighty nine fenner? This is it
Fifty eight year old, head of an investment banking firm, was seated in the forest class, cabin of a United Airlines flight from Buenos Aires way? I raise our desire to New York, taking advantage of the free like her being served. Well, isn't that the aeroplanes airlines responsibility in that action of the plane finneran, Oftener and proceeded to get very, very drunk, they concern flight attendant, refuse. They give him another glass of wine. Finneran took charge of the situation Game serving himself drinks from the beverage car one informed that it was against regulations for past just to get around drinks and infuriated veteran, told the flight attendant that he was going to. Washed his ass, When the threat failed but she's veterans desired results. He resorted
Plan be going preserve, terrifying passengers, knocking over crew members and then grabbing drinks and pouring them over his body. He taught the show within Ed edgy she'll demonstration of primary dominance clamouring onto the beverage card that had been placed off limits to him and you waiting his bowels on it by the way that is causing way ever to say you shit, on something evacuating his powers. It almost sounds like some post nine eleven thing right using the first class linen napkins and his fingers to wipe his hind quarters according to the Criminal complaints filed against them, this this captain of industry then proceed the cleanest fingers by war Looking up and down the aisle tracking theses throughout the aircraft Wasn't a blunt objects, somebody could I hit him with. In the middle of that.
Can you imagine the screaming. But they were screaming louder than if the Fuckin engines shut off. Incur generally plead guilty is reached, I'm gonna take full responsibility for evacuating me balls. Rather, we should think of digits down. The Falcon Isles shapes there's no junior shaped fingers down the aisles. He's America's is american Irish. Maybe this is why they made of Leave Ireland wow. While we go look up now. Whatever happened to this guy, what a fucking Lu Lu. This is like. I I blame for this. The other passengers he just taking it further and further and at some point.
The second, a man has his pants down. I don't care what sort of you have seen shit. He knows you can you can beat that guy up right, you just upon his balls are gonna fuckin. You know you don't birthday parties over there's, a balloon: they just lay and there the kids aren't looking the step on it it's over this will. They should have done. It was fuckin ball back. Today of fifty eight. He must be. This kind must be dead, he's gotta be dead, The eight ninety ninety five of that be twenty years later. Seventy eight and five. Eighty three he could still be around passenger accused of deaf occurring. Plead guilty NOS ninety. Ninety six. Banker admits guilt on playing. Oh my god, We you need a new, plain, or whatever happened to what
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That's all there is to it and then I just do the sour doth thing. Yes, called the mother. Vaccine your bill back in high school four years ago Turn me on to a healthy way of thinking about the news and the things they intentionally get is mad about good God, you bought into my way of looking at the world. I hope I'm right, I was wondering if you are sceptical about the idea, I d of getting a covert vaccine or possibly just where weary of being part of the first wave, a very common heads of article about the company behind the vaccine we begetting was put out this week here. Is that Just a bit said: Billy, no news won't read it now, So don't look at anything until I do the part yourselves, Bio, port. Is about to go bankrupt. I was about to go back up to thirty one because they couldn't account for millions. The government
gave them for research and development, they're about to go bankrupt, but nine eleven happens and their anti Anthrax vaccine is needed, swords of being happy, they still had a business. So instead of being happy. They still had a business, they pulled down and lobbied for enormous amounts of stockpiling vaccines to be sold to the government. It was a proven that they had for knowledge of the anthrax attacks. They Brand as amber, Gent, in Corner the market on the anti drug of treating opiate overdoses and quickly made it too Spencer for mass distribution, while suing competitors making anything as close as effective the border. This company was in charge of Bio defence underbrush and pushed too acts and aid troops with Bio threats, a dry
not approved by the FDA huge. Hocker it wasn't safe, killed twenty. Active servicemen and overfishing, thousand became ill. So when it comes to covered I'm sure there on the case. All right I'll, send you guys this link and you guys can make up your own mind, but you know we ve heard one. So we ve heard the prosecutions case. Yeah. I don't know, I don't know guys I've just fucking, I'm living I live. A little life are right. There That sounds like the plot line of the next marvel. Fuckin, eight movie. Och trilogy Herbie, say eight part series is: there are many series or the name bill calmer I thought the whole story was ridiculous. I work in radiation and my wife works in the year. This has to be a voice text who starts a fuckin email
I thought the whole story was ridiculous, sick. I walked in on a conversation. I can radiation. With my, why am I efforts in the ear? January. All medical professions called it that, but the name I'm Chinese born in China. My wife is korean, born in Korea, calling it doesn't make it racist. Just because someone you dont like calls at that one called the woodland virus and the China virus interchangeably interchangeably for months no one called it corona, because there are lots of Verona viruses. So why you college is that all the energy and time wasted on every news outlets in twitter people with now thing to do all they could have gone towards deploying better information.
We are also making the assumption that everybody you jumped on Twitter and got up in arms, and that was actually working on some sort of vaccine or making people safe is just mouth breathest. Talking I don't necessarily think that. What he was like At face value, it's not racists but his background, where he, she's both sides of me. I a story involving NEO Nazis in dead protester of NEO Nazis like while these two sides to each story that type of shit Other things is why you're not can convince me that the guy's not a full on fuckin just overtly, fuckin racist dude, because we have a problem with conservative politics. I have a problem with sanity.
In summary being fit for the job, and I felt that when he called it, the chair the virus- it wasn't necessarily my first thought was. That's races is that I looked at it like this guy, is shooting himself and he's the quarterback, the team and he's coming back to the huddled, pointing fingers. When, at the rhapsode doing all this shit and what we need is job, Montana right now to come to the huddled relocation that John Candy and the fucking crowd and everybody like while look I'll fuckin relax, two we're gonna be fine rather than shitting yourself. So I know other p Who said that it was fuckin racists but like you're, not going to convince me. Otherwise it the guy, isn't racist, I think how you are possibly in the way you view saying this. I dont think in your heart the way you're writing this. That you are. You don't owe me, so I would say that splits continue under.
Anyway Bob I canceled a trip to visit family and fairly because Trump talked about travel ban in January and I didn't want to get stuck there. My white friends tried to play it to me is such that The racist is keeping you from your family now. I believe that took as isolated people fucking hate trumped to appoint that they're, not even like rational, but. I don't blame them for that. I think that if you watch CNN and you watch Fox news every day, you have an extreme hatred for half of Europe, fellow countrymen, which is just absolutely reprehensible, slow. Treasonous thing that the twenty four hour news networks, both on the left and the right have done to each other. We should I should be able like Eileen left. I should be, Able to sit down. With somebody on the right and listen to their points of view, and we should be able to fucking talk,
And hang in beef, Americans, and also back in the day, you didn't bring up religion, politics because you didn't want to fuck and argue with people and. I have this weird hybrid thing where I was raised: conservative sort of became level and then kind of veered back a little bit conservative. But like kind of stay in the the meat of it. You don't, mean, like my. My conservative stuff, I think Has to do with like raised kids and, Take a really conservative when it comes to that shit. I'm conservative about what you expose. Kids, too as far as what they watch on tv and that type of stuff as I think a lot of liberals are they just don't realize a conservative fuckin viewpoints where I feel, if I can draw the line politically. Is like you know that
stream religious right rap. Jesus lunatics. The extreme left, where you know toys shouldn't have genders and you shouldn't be allowed to fuckin blah blah blah blah in You know why are we giving little boys football at an oak? Has little boys like football, your fuckin idiot you don't I don't or if they know you don't force in the play football, but I'm just saying, there's no reason a fuckin to prove whatever point you trying to prove that if I have a son, he has to run around with a pink football to make everybody feel like hey man like yeah man, like I don't fucking getting that it should stop it. I mean it's focused, because I have to be also do this- shit that I've heard the extreme left say so the craziness of it in the way that they have gone about
gradually forcing their agenda down people's fuckin throats is, is right there with what the fuck I see on the on the extreme right right, but like I don't think there is anything wrong with owning a fucking gun, but I There's a tremendous responsibility to get a gun. You don't just I, the fuckin Gonna go day words and go through the door bugged agonies bring out like you should know how to fuck and take that thing. Apart put it back again, blindfolded and you should know how to fucking use it. You know and you should be constantly going too gun range in practising and respect that you have, that fuckin thing in the house and then, of course, have it in a gun, safe and all that which get out that fuckin works, which Many comes into your house near running up the stairs you like thirty six to the right, the left for shit
I guess I M nervous, you know I think this is what you do. Your wife goes to the fucking safe and then you the giant spear like our harpoon So in that guy comes through the door in the fuckin dark you lunge anew. Sticker then awfully she gets the gun outright. But then, when I always worry about his tonight, it's my ears is shot from play and drums and gonna concerts and not having earplugs back in the day I've- also shot of five shut. Thirty, eight. Without your plugs and like I don't know So anyway, so I open you guys this addition. I know you guys know that I'm a fucking lefty but like I don't Have problems with people on the right. As long as you're saying
I don't- have promised the people on the left as long as you're saying. But I do have a problem with people who. Once you take your belief and then I have to buy into it, and if I don't, You're gonna try and cancel me like what the law It is doing like I dont get how that's any different than like that Mccarthyism shit back in the day trying to take, people's careers away, they did the singer went beyond the person they were upset with. If you several hey man, I was always call the maid than they tried to get rid of you too, even though you didn't do anything other than express support for the person that they were upset with. That's when it's just like you guys have come. It become what the fuck, your allegedly against. So anyway, that's discontinued.
My wife French tried to play it to me like it sucks set. The races is keeping you from your family. I don't doubt that I don't care. I don't doubt that that happens. I don't care politics, I care about facts in numbers and records. I agree with you When the World Health Organization report, did on it. In January. They said: the virus might not be transmitted human to human. They knew it was, but They downplayed by saying might colleagues and I knew this was bullshit my I've treated someone in January and knew it was severe. I think everyone will, With common sense thought, this is well thought this is well, but I can only speak. Some people in my community now it's a and when I mention the travel ban to my white hero friends, they have nothing to say when I type
to my asian friends here in Amerika, we laugh about how much China lies about everything and how so many people are dead. We probably dont, know about see. This is really interesting here. This shit here. Notice how I said we laugh about how much China lies. Not that p are dying here that you said no made a video about. The name this week I think he's very funny and I don't want you show, but I can agree with what he says on this and just Like the stupid conversation about the stupid name, I added to the waste of time And just like the stupor conversation about the stupid name, I added to the wasted time to your family p s, I saw iron Maiden south korean two thousand eleven are cool. Is that I took my Sixty two year old korean Father in law, still refers to it as the loud opera.
Man. That's fucking jets, a great fuck, a name for an iron maiden album. Maybe not I don't know it's a great description now. You know That was really. I operate a lot of them I was guilty of some of the shit. You said there I think, a defensive everybody. We haven't had an outbreak like this in a long, long, fucking time a global thing like this, so I just I think that we were prepared for, I think, we'll be in the future. This is a great dry run and that's that but I mean the new fly in the ointment. Is fucking air travel wearing twenty four hour period, you can go from New York City to Sydney, Australia,. And bring whatever the fuck. You have all the way over there and then you sneeze on somebody then gets on a flight to Singapore.
Eric goes so that's good, so that person just wrote is the kind of shit that love to read because it cuts through. All of that hysteria. That all my CNN Fox NEWS, friends, because I have both of those you know. I have friends who, on the right can watch Donald Trump talk about Banging models make references to that in the middle of a pandemic. And see nothing wrong with it. And it's just like dude he's, the fucking president of the United States should be talking about the pussy he's. Gotten. Ok I know J F, K, Bank Marilyn Monroe, we know the pussy they're getting you don't talk about it, can you guys do me a favor if you ever bang a fuckin model,
call it the only thing cooler than bag and a model is not telling anybody. You did it and then, sit there were everybody's telling their fuckin pussy stories right. I did this United there they sit a bitch, get away for the good and evil It did not your head smiling man. I can't follow that that they're dead The real fucking deal, I be dog. Everybody hey bill Suggest you get a puppy which the perfect time for you to get one it'll put his smile on your grumpy that joy was spill over to your lovely daughter, whose tired of telling? who the fuck and relax What should you made a lot of assumptions there? What do you mean she's, tired she's got tired of telling me to relax, stop fucking superimposing your relationship with your dad on me me, my daughter, get along fucking great safe to assume you live by the fence.
So you Shan T worry about the little one getting out. I hope think this idea is a good one, because if you do my wife- will give her blessings for me to get one don't worry, I'm not a cock getting one any ways. I don't. I think you don't hate that expression cock. That's willows! stupid internet things that one person used it, and now everybody use it. It's gonna like now everybody Saint tone, deaf ears, latest way to say somebody isn't woke their little. Shut the fuck up, fucking, all white world, your body, I'll get a fucking. When my life's settles down, ok, I'm play on getting one right now and
My dream dog has always been a bull dog. My wife is against it. We ve negotiated two french bull dog and the next. Round of negotiations was one bull dog when french Bulldog, that's it right and that's it. That's gonna fuckin happen a case How can it right fucking? Now, when I have a three year old, ok who has more, goddamn energy, it's like it. Keeps going up at the end of the day, like we were putting her to bed. She literally running around, like a crazy person. You I'm not going to add up to that situation. When my settles down a little bit. I will and then also you know. You also get a time when you're gonna get a dark, because you know how long they gonna live and you get the kids to be of a certain age. I don't want to get a fuckin bulldog. Oh my kids, three and the dies when she's, nine or ten of the simple
like eight years ago, eleven, I don't need that. I don't need that single mom advice on team, but I appreciate your advice, single advice on China boys a bill. My boys and I are super huge fans. I bet fan for many years. We enjoy watching your specials in listening to your podcast, I'm a single mom with the son, who was fourteen and that is eleven. Going through this team segment of parenting all on my own, and I curious on what advice you may have for my boys. What are some? things you are you are essential for boy to grasp at this age. Any wisdom you could share with them would be awesome. We would really appreciate your thoughts Thank you for all the love. Of safety for the laughter you bring
Please tell me, I love her and hearing. Your daughter always makes me smile aright. While you know something, this is when I was talking to somebody the other day about what they should teach people in school, I'm at that age, Oh by the way everybody Harry York may from everybody else our I is the advice I would give a right. If you have a crush, they have occurred China girl, right just up and say hello. Tell her that you like and see. If she'll go out with you simple as that get, without fear or, is the thing it's? is embarrassing the first time you do it if they're not doing it. Yet it's always fuckin embarrassing, but
one should do. It is like doing that first open MIKE the first time you Bob, you survive and then somewhere along the line you learn to find the humor and bombing, and if you can do that, you'll never be afraid to ask what you want and life so right now fix. You want a bomb with other ones when you're eleven and fourteen Cosette, she's puppy love, but some day when the girl, your dream, comes along, you want to have the car needs to walk up and say hello. You get what you want in life, the most important thing ever, the person you spoke to spend your life with so We can be happy aright, secondly, You gotta teach somebody had a break up with somebody very simple, but they never teach You just tell the person just say a lesson. We need the talk, sit down. What's up just say: listen, I beg you
great person, but you know I'm just I'm not happy. You know and As much as I like you and everything I just there, isn't that thing. That's making me feel like this is a lifetime love of love for you, but I dont have life lifetime love for you, something like that. There's nothing. Anybody can say to that event: just don't get fuckin wrote back into it and then a cry and they gonna go through all of that shit and there's no reason to be mean or anything like that and just shit there. How gum ice about it. And you can just say, listen. I don't want to waste any more of your time or my time. We should both go on find the people that was supposed to be with them as much as is hard. She right now, someday you're gonna find that guy that once the love you for the rest of your life, okay and you'll, be I am thankful that I set you free to go, find a sunlight
at last. I might have been a little corny, but that's you to teach him that are right. Next teacher about money. All right, they're gonna, begin to the point Soon were they gonna be gone off the college believe it or not the next five years, for that kid was fourteen, and then they gonna get a fuckin credit card and they gonna get in. All of this is that the two fuckin bankers, what they want to do is get you fuckin in some God they're dead before you even realise what the fuck happened you run and on the wheel for the rest of your life and maybe in the sixties, you come out of it all right. I would show them good fellow seen after they knock off that fucking. The little ones, a paste. When rob. Deniro don't buy. Anything don't buy anything. If I can give you any fucking it now that I'm cleaning up my garage looking all a fuckin shit, I save odious, don't buy anything, don't collect anything don't get involved in that shit live
a very sparse, sparse. Furnished fucking life do given the fucking consumerism right live well within your means. Ok, always have enough money If you're not like in a job, you have the time to be like fuck, you I'm out of here and find something else. Few suddenly get laid off if there's a fuckin pandemic. You survive a right to know, get involved in living, weak fucking weak. Less is more Less is more less, is more and is far is all the kids that you go to school with whatever they. About you, none of it matters because it then, Five years you
a graduate and you're never going to see ninety nine percent of them ever again, even with fuckin social media. You're, never gonna seem again, so we have to listen to your voice in what the fuck you want to do in life, and you follow that. Ok,. I know that when you set off did make a dream happen that when you too, people that that's what you're doing the bigger the dream, the more negative feedback you gonna get and you to understand. Is Tom Papa told me that whenever he made a big decision in life, he realized You know so much of people's reactions to what he was doing had nothing to do with him. It was them work. Out their own bullshit. I write then just be be a good shit. For people over try not to hurt anybody. You're, a human being you'll make mistakes. You will just try own up to him and
not to repeat the mistakes and other than that you know be forgiving Oh yourself and China to be account there, you go right. Notice. None of that involved. Your grades are having to years of a fucking language and all other horse shit. They try to get you to fuckin by into our right. Overrated underrated Underrated buying ladys potted plants, one buys chicks flowers, but what the hell are they gonna do with the bouquet of flowers. There. Just recently murdered by her a plant in a pot, especially a cactus product act, I will never die. They are Spikes all over them in its a better than getting a girl arose.
But for whatever reason they they respond more to the rose than the potted cacti. But I guess in the body potty cacti this represents my love, which, like the cacti will never die. I like where you going with this. This is also a nice test to see how fuckin Your wife or girlfriend watches the car dashing, because if you don't get him arose and you get him a party in fact I guess that's, it may be a good locked. The door test, I kind of like that very honest with you all right- said everybody? That's all I got for you sit down, hang in there I'll fuck, you hang in there I'll check it on Thursday,
Let me know what music you guys are listening to. God knows I got the fuckin time or we are right. What do you guys later hang in there state positive and it's ok. If somebody has a different opinion than you do, we're all fuckin fellow Americans in a big, picture were all human beings are rights in a manner what the FUCK leader tells you read tire Lou tie Does it make sense of it seems divisive, they'll, listen that shit right. I like that, states I, like the blue states. I like Canada, like Mexico. I, like people are right. They're? All it takes is a couple of constant ruin, all fuckin thing, and once you see that every they can hang out and have a good time Eric go fuck yourself, so Cecil.
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