hey what's goin on his bill bird is time for the monday morning podcast for monday april sixteenth two thousand and eighty what's goin on how as a government do gould you're on the other side of it tat it paid taxes you know bob up up up up up up up up hey take more than i make who does my i just did the fucking job let me give it to you you rich cunt are you gonna spend it on you have a dashing douche bag that's do you know something that's what really gets my freckled fuck and go about paying taxes i got no problem given these fuckin douche bag the money i get it being a citizen of a country like having a membership all right you those fucking potholes failed

you are painted pencils down the falcons school but the red light and then the green like did all the light bulbs changed you gotta pay your fuckin taxes so i don't have a problem with it the problem i have though is when they get more than i get and i did the fucking job how did you both my gig than i did and i was a guy up their fuckin you know dance around go down to one day in the end like fucking elvis zimbabwe rapid upswing in his truth is marching on i dont get their part i mean i do get i do understand that you know we have a lot of expenses in this this country we got a lot of expenses you'd autonomy we where we had we have fifty we have fifteen year road trip there

still paid for right goin on sixteen years sixteen years sixteen your fuckin road trip what freaked me up i did the rough rowdy which was the fact that one of the great experiences i've had sense get into the business of show but in the middle of it dan big can't catch looked me and said we just bomb syria in first thought was like oh my god we're war because that spend the natural state for the better part two fuckin decades my first fuck it was how the fuck are we going to afford that gonna start another war and how will we go we are we gonna pay for that strike this is like when you watching you friend of the black jack table go don't you got rent to pick come on over cards are called go back to the room there

there are some day you want to buy a house but actually i guess we didn't start a war this was more like a drive by you don't we did a drive by with france as far as i can tell because lemon before getting over my head which i think i already the main israeli better than listening to somebody discuss foreign policy who doesn't even have the decency to watch the noose whatever fox news is now you know reading this article and rolling stone oh i read a little bit too sweet believe it or not i read this article a rolling stone above facebook in florence suddenly had news like it certainly in all this shit an hour they allegedly have like when you click on an advertising on facebook like they turn some fuckin cameron and they the picture your face and they try to read

suppression of your face and try to gauge the level of joy that you have to determine what and you're gonna see the only thing creep here than that to me is people like to what do i care of their data figure out like what i want to buy just as a fucking like human being that doesn't freak you out there somewhere you know i know they're not sitting there looking at it at some fucking computer don't let your computer pursuant to the algorithm i don't know i just don't see that any of this going anywhere good right and they're gonna like in this fuckin unbelievably efficient way get you to buy something else that you don't need so then you gotta

something else out in your house that than ends up in that swirl of fuckin trash and it's just like it just doesn't does need to happen so i say that is just click done something the other day about ready to buy yet another snare drum and i'm not even in a band i don't know recording sessions coming up i just i don't know trying to walk away from it but i keep thinking about the snare drummond i had i think a part of the problem by came up with i was gonna look up why why do we bomb syria this is this is how i learned about us ok i'm and click on the first thing the u s bob to punish it for chemical attack that's what i thought u s bombing syria in russia's response

it is in amerika we act like we used to date in order mean so that new meaning we had a bad break up samantha what everybody when a matter what they do with and then they the same thing i gotta do it i can't live i wasted time you did you know that person during world war two united states along with britain bread was there to jolly good shoe in france syria does anybody in england ever say jolly good show in france like two or three times i never heard in bogota bomb syria on friday night further yours was kicked that we can all right bomb syria the decision to strike came one week after syrian president bosh are al assad fuckin number one draft pick name like a receiver except for the first thing you know like

sean outside the guy ran like a fuckin forward forty just signed a mob tell you right now guarantee call you now put it on you sandy city he's gonna get get at least fifteen hundred fucking yards this season i use chemical weapons against civilians outside of damascus i believe that's the capital killing at least forty two adults and children after that attack permanent damage from promised to that's a big price on the assad regime the u s and its allies liberated a response over the fine week what are we gonna do again i want to fire bomb economic sanctions we say three to seven missiles maybe including one on the outskirts of decay and then afraid the countries hit three targets including one on the outskirts of damascus

related to serious chemical weapons programme a research centre store towards facility and what my facility in command post way they said we had three targets are just listed three a former researched centre a storage facility and equipment facility and command post oh i don't fucking the map of serious shows the targeted on friday the story said at the very heart of serious chemical weapon programme and dealt at a serious blow as fucking weird man so we did that an ok i guess that makes the world safer somehow i have no what can i do i don't i don't understand how good promotion ways movement is my question god knows i don't fucking pay attention

would have serious somehow poisoned our food supply or cooked our economy what the fuck are we door started a heroine epidemic but in this country what will we do then they do a drive by some of these fuckin assholes were allegedly american airlines american citizens what the fuck are you doing here is that ever gonna happen fact now because those cuts donate to the pole two should care paid funds so everything they do it's like it never happened and then they also advertise on these g so called news networks so they never talk about this shit right but if all freckles down tells the raw meat to joke all of a sudden i get in trouble this the world we live in and i'm going to keep asking questions my boys will keep going to pile

serious biggest problem is not that they used chemical weapons it said they didn't by advertising on cnn fox before they did it donated to the standing president he a democratic order public and i am saying he because there's never been a man as president do you not gonna tell you right now size it keep bringing women around like fucking hillary clinton that'll take its ever going to happen ok i have some level of warmth to uk come up there was an al gore smile with what the fuck we will do what they might dukakis look on your face facon that you get your actually gonna win it has nothing to do with your policy right you gotta come out there you gotta look relaxed you know got it you got it you gotta you gotta get comfortable can't live like your written way over your fuckin head

haven't i look on your face like today like may did i really like i don't think there was anything more done from skull was terrifying is hillary clinton that maniacal fuckin smile as a kid just imagine imagine you hang out with hillary clinton tell a joke and that she smiles the way she faltered smiled you would just be like oh my god i take this person is going to bury an ice pick into the side of my neck and then it would be a little all i wouldn't let s look at his four eggs i still can't believe one of unwanted we came down to those two but we did but we in the comedy ensues why am i talking about foreign policy for fucking eleven minutes when you what i did this weekend i went to charlotte

caroline then i went to the third instalment the bars to russian rowdy tough man competition an answer and i don't think i've had much fun it any fuckin show business gig since i can remember i wanted david port annoy decades but let me yeah sit there are run my yap for food glorious hours over forty fights food summit would get knocked out and it was just like get him out of here and then someone else would go one in every five there was a cup a boring once but other than that every fight was great and if it wasn't a great fight it was funny fight like when you to ferries in there and eventually they would get gas

in the fight would just start going into slow motion i don't know why i didn't think to start commenting in slow motion like slow my not slow motion saw my boy stuff your work to do sure repose my little girl talk that slow and kept up with the action but alright i gotta give a shout out to see the fight it there was three to me the maybe even more than my top i've fights and i would say all right no particular water all right i would say the milkman you stood when in his promoting was dressed as a milkman drinking milk and we just like what the fuck does that have to do with anything and then yet in the ring proceeds to beat the shit out of the other guy and other guy gets a standing a count if i remember correctly now don't hold me too this is over forty fights and after them

a countless do came running across the ring like thyssen did in his early days when he threw that overhead right like he was trying to throw somebody out at the plate from the warning track and hit that do you look like fucking geese hours be from the globetrotters like you literally thirty kill them do did the same thing ran across the room except the awning the inexplicable he threw opera cut with no less jab nothing to set it up myself mister douglas do that what time he got half we lead with an upper cut it got building the face and that was it but not the night was over i ll never forget this guy goes you never lead with an upper cut up the milkman prove that theory rob we ran across the eu did a running uppercut if i remember correctly and just now this guy the fuck out and then i understood why he was called the milk bet oh man always delivers no story storing and though there was head trauma somewhere

story was head from all right then the duties came in after the main event dressed the pink power ranger i want to address is obtained power age of five foot nothing pink ones yawned with little red sneakers like the guy the sneakers don't you know people who embrace being a nerd where now and for some reason they don't get the ship kicked out of em like they did when i was a kid instead the glorified you know there is no power whatever his three goes in their trust is the pink power major in pursuit to take like nineteen or twenty jobs to the fucking knows until he's bleeding just quickly got his face red dealing at this he kicked out of a but he got fuckin knocked around so at the end of the fight the poster have you fight these data there with his nose fucking bleeding we're just shy of profusely

and they're doing the interview and they said we got as why did you come and addresses the pig pow ranger sorry i don't know the characters name why did you come addresses the pig power raging in the guy with a straight face just goes cause she's a bad as bitch i fucked any day the weak the kid understood how funny if he knew understood how funny what he just said was the way he delivered it i would say that that's the next great comedic might in hollywood because it was very andy kaufman steady knows leading in the way he said i'd fucker ready day the week he said it like the actors the place that pig power ranger would be thrilled with that opportunity like oh my god i could cite this guy any day of the week my love of the home window of opportunity just open i either to the point mama's dizzy with my

two options the thrill ride the bavarian jerry the gene conversely american which all night long people were in the building chanting usa usa anytime anybody came in if you will sweat parents if we had on sports bra whatever the fuck you have bandanna anything that at old glory on people would our cheering usa usa even if the other opponent was also from the united states of america through i lost a unanimous decision i thought it should have been a swift decision bodies p p fought agree fight and the german one just a fuckin monster of a man that was great fight and lastly was the fred boy versus the blue collar kid you know you think the blue collar kids gonna fuckin come in there just like a hollywood movie and show this rich so and so you know what

fuckin knuckle sandwich tastes like it whatever flame that's not what happened the fred threat boy the shit out of a guy like the guy had no fuck it answers a fucking fred boyd through a left and i must have missed any separated his shoulder look like grabbed his shoulder it back up and they got the video we parted back in himself like fun miss gibson a lethal weapon and he wanted continue but the reference like you can continue so than the blue collar guy one i don't know either you landed a punch so unopposed fight the fred boy fuckin test he's got all is is fred parties in the blue collar guy top dollar shit yeah you're bringing all your fred bodies within that

maybe in the ring the saviour it she's gonna be you and me and i'm gonna kick the shit are you well the fracture did need all his friends we beat the fuck out of that guy and in the post find their way to view in the frank you gotta months it's a tough loss in practice go and i didn't lose i beat the shit out of which was true and then the the interviewer just kept going yeah but no you know but you lost yeah but elastic yeah but you lost and i saw one point the frog kid consider pushing the interviewer in the face and i was actually nervous for the interview thank god the frank you didn't do that special mention would be the guy who came in he look like angry version of the lead singer from maroon five then he can in the first round did not throw one punch just put his gloves up on either side of his head and we will like what the fuck this is like

like hell pres seem like he was getting upset you know like what data it gets mad for some it doesnt put on a flight the crowd was boiling in all of this shit and then they comes out for the second round really kind of looked over it general direction but not quite at us smiled and winked at nice oh shit he's doin the robot dope he just like this rock and stock of entire himself out and then it back out there and started doing the same thing again now make what the fuck is he doing but then eventually he started toward punches the three one minute rounds and by third round you know it's quite a few punches in landed quite a few but still i thought the other guy was a clear victories and the judges back and they gave it to them around five zero but a controversy but anyways when i was certainly a fuckin rig side to announce boxing matches

something that i actually it's one point in my life i wanted to be a sports announcer and for i realized tat it was a lot of work i had no idea how to do it so anxious was like well i can't get in trouble for make jokes i just become a comedian about that well i was the debt fuckin ring the civics their whatever the hell it was and it looked like early eighties proud looked like an early eighties wrestling crowd and when started shooting usa usa i was just like this is so fuckin surreal right now to be with this full of stupidity to be sitting in the middle of this like this is it i appreciate that i might say that i'm smarter than these people you haven't been around that level of stupidity since i was the peat the average age of the person in the crowd and i would go to invent like that and i would share usa usa would you like my credits

i went to alive taping of morton downy junior show whose screaming and yelling standing up and applauding i saw clay and eighty eight what's your syndrome and end with the crowd we all tried blue the opening act off stage i booed another stand of comedian before i was a comedian comic came back to bit bite me in the ass you know when i fuck did that felicia so i've been there and to be in an event like that a tough man event when everybody was chanting usa usa was so fuckin surreal i just pictured all these fuckin all these liberal people fuckin being dust gusted with it and it just struck ways really funny

it took me i am far by she had a look the guy's name up unfortunately morton downy junior cutting rubbers fuckin name which is another reason why i am so happy i get married and had a kid because second was so goddamn famous and i was such a huge fairy his somewhere in the back of my closet i still have a sweat sure from that what are the more doubted junior should i get that i got of this what it did in the eighties and what's that i have a bad man haughty remember when they they used to have a superhero for budweiser any of that i have a stevie raven tag top i didn't get a t shirt i got the ted talk as it was the eighties and i want to show off my pasty guns you know cause no did squats everybody just did body in the eighties from the inspector

that's what i have left from the falcon eightys but anyways fuck i will go with that but it was it was amazing and i want to go back to their value and i want to do a stand up show in the round in the middle of it that summit i enjoyed performing their i'm actually announcing that so much enjoyed the arena so i want to thank everybody they came out once again thanks to everybody a bar stool with they'll have me again i would absolutely at heart beat i would i would i would i would again khazar that was just my first one and i think i was funny but i think i could be a lot funnier i just had to just a lot of shit to take it it's like what do i do we do actually announced the fight i don't know shit about fighting right do i trying to be funny and then i said to figure out how you know their day worked so i would be in the fuckin way so i kind of

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the very least i could off the kid somethin like hey i'll buy you buy an extra bag of chips at lunch or some shit you know i mean all of the forty one when have whenever wherever these to sell their right now the junk food it's only have was junk food shea meal and then they had it was like cookies tito chips just a bunch shit and i remember like for lunch sometimes like the lunch i would just take my lunch money by all junk food and peoples don't you gonna get a budget sets a feeling like that and i was like i don't think i'm gonna what am i gonna do have an apple and then did bullied he's even an apple in certain my phobic should after all right talks of sports here

now this is aware time for most people and most cities your hockey team in your basketball team are done for the year and now looking at your baseball team but when you live in this eddie of champions early she were from there and nobody wanted championship until you left like me all the celtic stew the brutes want to when i was a little kid i don't remember although i did have this little bobby your sweatshirt mother says everything i got a fanatic oh my god that would be great finer think put it on my little daughter take a picture i gotta go to find that anyways if you live in a city of champions not only did your basketball team was seventeen championships when it ya he team with six daily cups also one where maybe made it to the players let's start start with the boss to brood stir up two games to none against

regional six toronto maple leafs who are trying desperately to end of fifty one year drought i'm fan the toronto maple leafs at the toronto maple leafs get bias i will route for them ok i would like the suffering to end in tehran up all right i would also like us to beat them i wanted to be first however if do beat us then that will be mighty right hand said that you got your asses where in the two games of this series i mean just it was easy i mean i'm not to say was the first to parents gabe two worlds shit all scary period one of the first game you know that fifty one when you did that that fuckin slap shot from the fuckin blue line that laser that hit the crossbar i was thinking like this it can turn in any second i kind of felt that way for a lot of the second game it just never did

as we have a guy named david pastor knock on our team whose i would say at this point is is just becoming a superstar the guy's got i pointed to games he's make it so ridiculously easy he fucked scored the last school he put the point between his legs like he was fucking around before the gay bubu fishermen glove tar amused at the second globetrotters fuckin reference in this podcast within a half our thirty one minutes thirty two minutes excuse me you find another podcast out there that's gonna bring up geese be and then swing then spoken in a full set of votes voice getting to talk right now six we georgia brought you tell me you tell me you show me a park yes it does it and i will show you a more successful podcast than this one points that hopefully

in like fucking barrage rod my shot pastor knock em we're playing great defence tuckers but you know making some incredible saves you can tell right now that i haven't much like games issue all i know is that of the front office the boss to broods has not got they deserve incredible rebuild that they did it is too big it of everybody look who's here what oh ok of so then what i have to watch my beautiful little baby girl boo hoo oh poor me all right no worries near my body

ok bye bye croatia should we send our city bad words from the anyway so the sacking in ruins we got rid of like the whole fucking to basically other than shara martian n n n version essentially as far as our big started gary johnny boy sharp align lou cheese tyler sagan doggie hamilton tin thomas we get rid of the coach go julie you're of everybody thinking like well i'd try to put a positive spit on i like watching to rebuild it although that stuff which i was i watched him all this time till this year when it all came together you know but i have a good excuse you that the king what am i supposed to do talk about them it ended in play with my kit carson do that bottom

we were like really young were really fast we still have some veterans in and we get some other guys that of euro near we get some like guys it plainly six seven years it's just as great makes them and all these young kids just flying around the falcon ice i don't know what we're gonna do the share in the play us something good so far but i am like in the future and speak about the thieves speaking up future the boston celtics that's what you're watching that's out on the court because everybody's fuckin hurt career of exile marcus smarts out there you know i've totally forgotten gordon heyward kid played fuckin if a quarter the sheer he's coming back next year so i'm just watching the celtic this year too to see like is for the players to see light tatum rosier jane brown all of these guys get nervous

just quality minutes in the play off it's just going to help us in the future and you know i don't think that we were gonna get by cleveland or even toronto try looks unbelievable but my favorite thing in the nba play us right now the name of the milwaukee bucks coach joe fronty i swear to you every time they say that's like that they just say county and i don't know why but if there was a drinking game that every time they said joe plenty in the broad that i watched i would shit faced by the end of the first quarter joe plenty i guess what's his face i care his falcon aviator jason kid what happened to him he was there and unwise not there it's gonna be great to watch honourably games against the box in the us anti missile compost and they took up of jealousy potato couple

we actually know that we can really get the proper pronunciation of that that was a fucking great game i made it states he can't as a celtic sphere not be disappointed when you watch it had seen all our big guns on the bench being like we would be kicking the shit out of this fuckin team its everybody was healthy janius on tat day to come for precisely this guy's fuck it pro nuns the asia water show pronunciation here we go up yonder i'm just going to explain here we go my internet sucks my internet synergy way you gotta see with a deep sigh debts cooper but in the greek way you see with answered i answered cooper

judgments the news we pursue the same whatever you what have you got just say no it says that the council did not is beyond its anti took up a day to couple you can say what the tea i d love at the guy has a difficult last things again i don't give a shit i don't give a shit i'm just can be dominating the gate to us i get to watch for a number of groups to work i think you might be the next one you know what's leubronn of leubronn ever gets old i would say this it's gonna be the next one the well we have a direct and then as far as like thus gained the leak i'm saying that having really i don't really know shit about europe the fucking why why why do you guys listen centre oh shit about boxing accommodating about it i don't know shit about foreign

see yet i'm talking about that asking why we're not having missile strikes on corporations or a hippie music let's do some reads here for the weak we're going to do couple of reach here for the weak oh by the way i have to admit i gotta go i gotta become jimmy swaggered it billy swaggered as far as my member i said i was gonna be vice free sixteen days the final two days in march i started this but i said i was gonna be vice free gotta go them jimmy swaggered who i have sinned against i popped up saturday night i went out with my wife damn went out to go see some live music at this little club slash dive boy that we really love go into

we went there in the was like come on you can have a drink i can have a drink and am i i told my part kessler sinners i was gonna blow of blood she's coming here what fucking progressive thank you you're fucking i was really annoyed with their because i realise how weak i was you only have to go back and drank right so i ordered some food and then i had to go to the clubs with the line and then i was like if she doesn't bring up have a drink again i'm not going to order what right i want to throw away all these days right so she finally just goes indeed we should have a hit a weed i sunlight fuckin like we'd or whatever and she just i just vice it fuck it i'll do it so i went outside the place and i took foreheads offer this fuckin joint and i hate weed i just don't fuck it like it and i go inside and what happens every time i smoke we'd is i just given we began i want to go to bed watching this amazing band

incredibly musicians and they could also sing too which is a plus sounded like a guy like you listening to a record they were so good and they end up doing to cover of lead zeppelins since i've been loving you let's zeppelin would have been proud of and sit there in the core of the barbie lie hey manage want to go to bed man like you might take like my best friend man and i just didn't absorbed so i blow but you know and i didn't drink in yesterday was the big tests because now that i've up the whole month i feel just like well when our set out a wide drinks last night i take away my mother fucker drinkers i blew it has to be a pussy couple hits a fuckin weed you didn't enjoyed he came home and went to bed so whatever i hit one hurdles

jumped over all the other once in america gaunt plus i was also sober for the last two days of march so but i still did make a mindset quickly made i was a two days ago fourteen i dont want sixteen days i give a shit i wanna keep fucking god so whatever i blew it blew man i gave in to peer pressure from my wife you know she always ends up knock me off the wagon number one time when a year in two days without booze and we were we were in norway this fancy fucking strong like a for twelve course meal all these little boy give come out i was just laugh again we're never gonna get full by the so i was like laugh i think i'm gonna puking they just kept coming and then the end came out with this cheese plate for dessert that's when you know you're a risky fuckin place in another country dessert

cheese it's like what you eat cheese for dessert really and it was this pungent stay the nostrils anchor man level fucking cologne but it was cheese it took one bite was like i can't fucking no way so started taking giant bites out of it and she was gone don't don't you gonna get sick in my eyes were watering minded who's running but hurry action how concerned she was for me was making me laughed so hard that i ate the whole fucking cheese plate and it was it was finally discussing but in that meal she knocked me off the wagon don t be a number of times what i'm trying to say is that i'm certain she's nancy but i won't killer someday so anyway but i have to admit i really like you know them eggs are the best i wake up i feel good i work out you know

they just foreheads await the next more i woke up i feel like shit i just feel like i needed a squeeze you my goddamn brain so maybe she reminded me why i'm doing so i think i'm gonna do this right through to my birthday and then i'm gonna be on vacation everybody do you wanna show in dublin ireland and then i'm doing royal albert hall in which i can't believe in london england and then then i'm on vacation agenda for the next ten days or whatever they wanted i think i'm going to drink if i want to smoke cigar here there i'm gonna do that and then when i come back i think i'm gonna go right back on the wagon train that's what i'm gonna try to do because made wealth adam keeping the weight off and that we can do came a dead real late in life and i'd like to be around so i'm going to shut on the party a little bit right that's another

think about having a kid if i don't know it kid i probably would would have shaved good fifteen years of my life our borders one time i would have all right read some let's read some of the young amused somebody music hippy music that's why sit music some of the coast it's here for this week by the way did anybody see the andrei the giant speaking of civic said the andrei the giant documentary you gotta check it up you gotta check out my favorite part was i guess in the locker room the only thing they learn locker room where wrestlers and in the referees no one else was allowed in there and he would andrea would always be in there playing cards what i loved was once they actually had footage of somebody walking in there with a camera in

the giant standing up just gone book for god damn big foot when he had the fro stood up and a positive ran out with the camera that was my favorite fuckin part giant angry usually that's a gentle giant but actually seen him can upset sorry i'm sorry about that absorbs the fuckin liven up you will not make you wanna put your head down your desk heavy music blind spot follow up not original writer a billy red tits saw your first cincinnati show it to friends last saturday you absolutely killed prime bird this is why you're the greatest living comedian that nice nay said okay let me take let me too dick out of my mouth why two guys always feel like that you know they get all fuckin homophobic out

they complement another man there is to say a man yea that's a nice shirt no home of its what do i have known you for twenty years i would think if she'd you would have fuckin made a move at this point you could just say no short for the most recent monday morning podcast i'm writing tis to second john fishermen of fish as a drama you need to pay attention to you asked start alright this is it i'm gonna fuckin get into fish you asked restarted albums i submit alive release you should start with life double album alive one or studio circa ninety ninety three rift rivers favorite album it's a concept out our up you know what i'm doing right now i'm fucking i'm gonna die mode right now so i dont forget i do we go itunes store i'm old i know you as all use a cooler fuckin downloading site

fish with a ph our eye to see if i can get it where is it where is at risk nine ninety nine bam clicked why downloading there we go to you were device our eye a picture of nectar is another good one would be my second favour covers of all john risen coup covers all generous including jazz country calypso rock and roll in neo psychedelic in morocco to wikipedia carelessness psychedelic music because it's a small party me they're really wants to try mushrooms and when i get it when i listen to music i always think like how much more intense would this be if i felt like i it hold my brain in my hand name for next to you not but i'll never do psychedelic because have to be home when you do it but now i got a kid so i can't i can't be trip and with a kid i can't do that

on social services comes by it takes you fuckin kid named for next bar in burlington vermont that's what the alms named after where they would the house ban starting off their careers anyway i love you shit in sight to hear your thoughts on john fishermen fish drumming to me they belong in music history books but would love to get billy rowdy red tape on its side from kentucky right cool now i love i really love the title of this one here why i needed a our fifty right value hollywood liberals listen up i ask people in the middle of the country are just outside of los angeles which alone people in l a specifically hollywood consider in the mail nowhere right until they have a movie career in and they go down there we love you from bakersfield

why i need an eight hour fifty i just do talk about not knowing why anyone would be today are fifty i did say that in an insulting way you country fuck i'm just saying you know domain if like get off for home defenses just funny to me it's just like how much of an asshole are you that you need an eight hour fifteen for home defence that basically on it you're such a kind that on any given night that fuckin head swam from the end of scarface is gonna come over your fuckin fence that you need a moment down you need basically you know a fuckin buzz anyways reason i need in our fifteen because i have a small flock of sheep and i in kyoto country coyotes you live in phoenix coyote won't really coyotes what really harm and animal as big as a cow but sheep or goats are fair game to them one kind

this attack and tax they tend to attack and groups of seven to twelve individuals jesus christ we're fucked you live we have he's out here they ve using packs a tooth even i am thus goes around some hollywood diet most of them die of intellectually so this year tax of two's even though i am a fairly good shot trying to get a moving target without hitting my sheep means that i might miss several times i need the magazine capacity of the eight hour fifteen or assent are done because i only have four milking you you said you what is it you d w e s jesus fucking christ this is an easy one but i'm not farmer man use

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hungary fifty word mistakes welcome back in this lesson i will show you fifty words that you are probably pronouncing you correctly right now and i'll also did you how to save him oh why don't you just see how to say i'm wrong you how do you said well we say pronounce pronounced and print one thing but pronunciation there's no known in this word it pronunciative nobody's pronunciation you fuckin click big can't cat there's no ogg in their its cat or why are needed they are fifteen okay so these coyotes come down in packs of seven to twelve oh my god in his use use use our fuckin runner and we want to

can exciting morning jesus right that's like the ultimate video game so you fuckin blow these things away and then what are you freedom to the pigs that is a university sillies fuckin asshole crossed run down the fuckin street like they're doing something this guy is inside watch in debt media dog you know better than a bad bad bad bad all right then all of a sudden he is one of his use going in and he's gotta come out there what this fuckin machine guns gets up here so gets up i'll say this right now if i knew if i could fuck it helicopter big enough we can open a door and you could fuckin shoot from up there i would fly you around your own property sir while you did this

you fucking they are fifty anyway i need a magazine capacity of of the eight hour fifteen or similar gun because i would have for milking use use use and i produce feta parmesan cheese what a good shit i love both those jesus thank you for producing that so i can eat it if i lose a single you you you that represents a significant percentage of my income for the year my shit that's you know all these hollywood liberals i swear to god you stole they're fucking yoga man the cut off the fuckin man one bed every one of them get a fucking our fifty but they put pink bullets in it my sheep dog can hold the coyotes off for a little while but not forever fuck that dogs got heart hold nafta

fuckin coyotes that when magic johnson played every position other farmers in more western states need the eight hour fifteen to protect from mountain lions are wolves so when someone said no one needs today our fifteen i guess they think that i'm nobody ah europe somebody the cheese why have to go that route you proved your point trying to make everybody feel bad for you however i am somebody does larry since like self help i guess they think that nobody i am somewhat and i have a legitimate need for day our fifteen let's clap round of applause that was just textbook what she supposed to do let those use get killed by then little kids can put parmesan cheese on their fuckin rigour tony bless you sir god bless you you re out

indeed in the wonderful cheese you make what do you do it the dead coyotes man is good as they met that's fucking live out their i'm into the first one the first one yelped when you're fuckin shot i would feel like an asshole however though i would know good god damn well that if i didn't make the cheese that out live outside next thing you know those pack a seminal twelve we are coming to me right gonna take a fuckin bite out of my flat fuckin freckled pasty behind cannot have that you sir i'm glad they did a weapon so you can keep making the cheese and you can afford to keep paying the banker cuts god bless sharp convinced i girl that's a great fuckin argument that argument is nowhere

you know there's a smart people never take surveys they never get on tv so you get disease more on gunnar risk all i'm one of the girls were oversaw not to be nice to me and i needed to fight him off we're thirty six days of their tanks unaided home protection why i keep girl at bar use my phone to then mo herself three hundred dollars now i don't know what then always but this guy basically explains dear bill based on the war the other night at this bar with a few bodies and we started talking to a group this group of girls i was sitting on this one girl we talk for a little more than an hour her friends then said they were leaving and so before she left i asked if i could ever number she yes and she asked him i found a porter supporting our number or so i thought

she's putting in our number i wasn't really paying attention and started talking to my body next thing i know she's handing back the phone and saying goodbye i told her texture later this week try instead something up while the next day i went to look for a number and i couldn't find it i said stan searched but the number was not on my phone zoo supported by stuff like that happens all the time to this is why this guy gets late he shake it off that's rare what the fuck you gonna do take another swim right a few days later i want to then more coworker money for lunch and in my trends in my recent transactions i see a three hundred dollar payment move made to that girl from the bar when i get your contact info hey ladys and what's gonna happen either you're gonna fuck we are we'll get my friend of ours back by the way you pay for dinner

with my money that bitch took my phone and then motor cells three hundred bucks while pretending to give me a phone number i gotta be honest with you if if if that was her plan the entire night and she was nice enough to make you then asked for her phone number them it's fuckin amazing is discussed but it's amazing you survive where's was furious merely thought of reporting heard of the police and the people who work at venerable by thought now we'll get resolved because how can i prove i didn't centre the money easily tell your story right you gotta do so i would say the u gotta do something anyway because also i kind of respect the move it's a piece it moved but pretty clever it is pretty goddamn clever what would you do in this situation

we just eat the three hundred bucks take it as a life lesson i never like go after people i just don't i dont do it i'm just like well i lino i learned a fuckin lesson i won't do that again he said i could get the money back but you think the effort and a hassle outweighs the reward i thank you do it because it's actually a crime stole money from you and you know i don't know or you just let her keep doing it and then one day she gets caught and is she fuckin goes the jail cause she finally not gonna stop at this i would say you know something considering this hall fuckin new movement of just trashing guys all the time and always making women ought to be the victim every nice little publicity out there that you know women the ability to also be peace is a shit so yeah what's even it out a little bit i would go after fuck it

so three adults isn't gonna make a break me but i do need to stand up for guys who wouldn't be able to pay the rent for girls it's a damn right any vice helps fuck yourself i go after at the very least you even if you don't get your money back just a fuckin it's good that information out this illegal fellows when somebody says i put my number in your phone but you know say don't do that gives only might be aware that in fact and gaiety will generally take you get a chance we're just i will use this guy story i wish you say well last time i did this the woman took my foot and then motor cell three dollars out of my account so i'm just little paranoid so what may give me the number of time yeah they do you gonna give me my number here i'm just gonna go a jerk off why what she would have

you guys figure and i'm not in this world anymore all right that it like nine thirty every night now roommates smokes weed hi bill i really liked your projects in really enjoyed you show in the town the utilise saturday jeez emma said good chosen since you that's what twice or three letters this time i see i see us all live show when it was fantastic i have a problem now i mean my roommate and i live on campus promises it gets broken timing life we have our own bedroom now we are we have our own bedrooms and we don't talk very often i'm ok but that the problem is he might smoke we'd sometimes in the apartment he mentioned smokes we the first day we moved and i never smoke weed and i dont know what it smells like but the smell came out of his but the smells that came out of the room not a cigarette i'm a hundred percent sure yeah body that's weed this semester is almost over shy bring it up with them now get a new room he said a kind

bothered me with the smell we only talked once when we moved in i don't know to do it's against the rule on campus should i talked to the array absent not don't talk to the ira our aid is one letter short of rat and that's what the fuck you would be don't do don't read about real to quality and i think i'm the only asian dude there to your show thank you and go fuck yourself what they have to show up and breaks amelioration friends with me i'll be with you to see my show unless you're the only asian in cincinnati no idea what's goes on i don't do a census no i wouldn't random out if you they concern about the array i would just say hey buddy i don't give a shit you smoke we actually are care that you smoke we but i'm not a rat so knocker saving to the area but it is illegal and i'm concerned that how

i can smell it the hour he's gonna smell that i'm gonna get in trouble to arrive can you do better a blow out the window or stick its thicker towel underneath the door are right that's it i swear to god i won't talk to you again such many guys don't even talk to each other so that for so you came there again and you just like i don't smoke we this guy's just like all i'm fuckin down with you everybody thinks pay smokers are cool latona sky sounds like a cunt neighbor ro through my sense we belligerent the title sums up this email but i feel like i'm in a bit of this situation i recently moved back into my childhood home after being away for about four years of war really my dad passed away sorry to hear that buddy may the house that he paid off and full nice

did he do that usually the they hit you were so many penalties and fees that you have to put the house back in a play so the house itself is this repair of leaky roof bad septic lines etc so i already have a lot to take care of in the coming months yesterday my neighbour and childhood friend got shit faced drove us new truck through fence this is some fuckin redneck she got into to the giant oak tree in my front yard the fences wire so with savage salvageable opponent the issue of video south salvage salvageable sal vigil salvageable salvageable but i saw but i was still pissed my other neighbour has security footage of the whole event is everybody film and everybody now

can you get away with anything including the hilarious moment when the guy when he tried to pull it back is the fence and fell on his ass against all my neighbors advice i didn't end up pressing charges although brother who visit me as well did find police report which is now on the drug neighbours record my question is that i do the right thing by not pressing charges and sending him to jail i would you sent to jail and by the time you get the footage you would be soberly did you say you know i was looking down on my phone my back so i took my hand off the wheel more or less cut ties with this guy because he's a volatile person as evidenced by this whole situation he is too young children one in three i think recently lost his job and has a lot to deal with side i want to fuck em over even more any

actually fix my friend sweaty sobered up however i i think this will be the last time something stupid like this happens should i have sent his ass to jail or did i do the right thing i may i witnessed anything the fact it again at the next day he tried to fuckin the fence i would talk to about it say hey listen you know i don't want to get into your business or anything like that but i love you should face too but if there is any way you could over next time you know cause if was walking up the driveway you would run over me you know i don't mind get hamburger whatever but that level of hamburg and then to drive his little fucking crazy how's everything go with the job hunting asking a couple a nice fuckin questions i'd say listen i really appreciate that the next day you woke up you did the right thing and you fix the fence right now

that's what i would say to you and then on the other hand i think the fence issue you need to look no further than the story of the three little pigs right the wolf the first house low piglet take let me in pray goes yeah feel comfortable that dude well then i'm just gonna blow this piece of shit i can house over that's exactly what he did but is low light headed in the pig gets away runs older the fuckin his other this house should have to actually went to college you know but just got a degree in philosophy so could afford was a housemaid out of sticks the wolf shows a bizarre egg you'll freddy open this door were low pay low pray let me in regos yeah you know brother you know who took shop class she just bluish spoken house tat it took shop

but for somehow he lives in a fuckin housemaid out a hey i'm africa do they say blows that wonder and then they got as you know the guy majored in finance stole a bunch of fucking he's got a brick house he's got a break ban these might affect fuck it over old people you you need to put up a brick wall when that will kiss him off somebody did then the next day put up a fuck a brick wall if we give you shit just put your heads like what you drove through the other one you fuck it run me over one night hit this poor tree what about it three the tree can't so you to victim a fuckin drinking to drive it can't take it a court they can file complaint but it can get there it's it's stuck in the ground

he gave a brick wall between the two you hey buddy if you weren't such a fucking drunk you know i wouldn't have to do this other than that what are you gonna do would have my head on a swivel though when i got into my pocket driveway this is a deal i would just tell the guy just salesmen about i don't want i don't wanna call the cops i don't wanna do any shit like that a right but if it happens guess i'm gonna have to because you gonna kill somebody all right i don't play don't put me in that position that's what i would say and then i would build a brick wall although i think i do with my set mc take first but you know what you can't take it yet if you dead this scene or i'm gonna make you put the point it is up to your role the dice that this fuckin crazy mov doctrines tungsten trucks come over their dropped a button

our friends i would you need an air fifteen to shoot out his fuckin tyres is he comes toward your oak tree when you talk to the package he's fine that guy yields of farm and makes cheese you don't owe me so rare do you meet somebody that actually has a job now that it's like while we really need that we need that guy though did you make an another fuck it up they can have before steel three hundred dollars from you it's so easy inconvenience that some of the you don't even know can just send them fuckin money once you have her number from the train action i'd call her up giving three and a box back you fuckin thieving whore before i call the cops i get my three bucks back and then i would call the cops did you go that's what i would do its work am i right with them but i will tell him not to do it again

ok that supply gas have a great couple of days go fuck yourself then i'll check on thursday