Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.
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hey what's goin on spill bird is time for the monday morning podcast for monday april twenty third two thousand
eighty what's goin on how are you
to go and actually recording this fuckin wednesday
april twenty fifth
cash you listening to this in the future if you wanted to know what was going on with me as far as my health goes
don't notice i said as far as my health girls instead of health wise
it will cab improvement
and high school there's no such thing as the wise guys
health wise whether wise
so i can never listened to comply with me
whether such a lovely day a frank i know you're connected but that's improper grammar right
i'm not attacking you or your heritage of the fact that from new jersey rachel overly sensitive so itself
i'm just saying that that's you i don't unilateral wrote that song ok
so why don't you scooby dodi dab dab dab abu overdue a fuckin dictionary
you find me whether wise frances
am i really trashing a deadlock and frank sinatra sorry i'm i'm almost light and try to take
michael medication i'll take your medication
education is
for fucking
millennials right anymore
you're older and you take it you're a millennium at heart you kid
the fact that you got yourself sick you need the late hour get eight hours and let your body for can go through it
the reason why you knows is right in this house is trying to get a virus i just let it up is broken
source i swear to god any amount of people they gave me advice you know there's
cure for the common cold everybody thinks say i've when you know i'd sake get good to try some zinc
a whiskey dog
energy tommy goes vitamin d everybody thinks it see vitamin d unbelievable
the greatest managers of the world and he also knows the cure for a call that we knew that just fuckin we could do
there are other way
this crisis has just called it won't quit this is the
oh that's letting me no the mother nature is regrouping you know
right now we're squeezing her right
right away andre the joy with squeezing fuckin how cargan in their documentary
lifted mother natures arm in a drop in it they lifted up to drop at tat like oh my god the bad guys are going to win
in point or arms just gonna stay there and she's
start shaken of balkan blonde hair it was always my
report would help
start coming back and given that one big head and then walk around the ring
look it up and looking up at the rafters to shaking his head it was the best i watch that
chemistry like three times
where
well i watched it
that part of the fight with near wheel
was laughin arouses off in a great way like day just some of the greatest fucking
performers
all time and professional wrestlers you know when i was growing up right through the rock and all those guys like there
ability stone cold all of them their ability to work a crowd is just
second to none
you gonna body might still go on like this
the other is like a fake site you know is it but is
fake site it's like how fuckin dumb are you it's like yes
its entertainment they dictate falcons said like thirty years ago some guy cried
the greatest thing i ever did was say that it was all arranged at all that shit for the most part
so then they could actually talk about how fuckin
heart they got when they actually would do in these fake flights
i could tell version like percy if you
new ok we had a fake fight nice and i was gonna pick you up and throw you across the romanian land on your back you know
that would still heard even though you know we arrange that i was gonna happen quite physics is still in play there now
little hot here with this fuck em like some sort of problem by recording got
to believe it or not i am actually on the other side of this thing i completely lost my voice
bye
by sunday
so
i started garland with a little bit of la apple site
vinegar and some software that color cleared me up a little bit
we'll do that ship render go down the fucking drugstore even though i did
and i bought all this shit and i just looked at the agreed so my camera put this to my fuckin body so basically what i
the shit out of my fucking liver
so this medicine can fool my fucking or knows
i don't have a cold i policy
those two fires stuff here but i gotta do this cause i'm gonna be fuckin backed up on part gases i get the thursday's vote tomorrow
like that i love lucy sketch where they get the chocolates comederit accept its podcasting
christ i don't have time for this shit
just what the fuck i watched yesterday on the plane coming back and she would have to
austin revision by fear we beg eased
on the two by the way the fucking anger that is still
in massachusetts is not really with the younger kids which kind of makes me happy and a little bit sad enough support you
let's let go the anger but i hope i hope all the characters are still around but i was
through my
my old neighborhood and i stress this cop directed traffic then aloof
i can three way stop he tells us gotta stop and evidently he didn't and
cobb start flipping economic slackened two three cars down the lights
with the guy said but he is
consuela in his arms like our weaver right
he manages the orioles about fucking forty years ago sorry
and i'm laughing my balls off
fuck it angry use at the sky right and nobody
gets the guy to stop and then the other keep waves us to start going like that's not enough for he walks up to the guy's card start screaming had absorbed thick and maybe this is some young punk with his radio turned up and he's not listen to the cup a sharp
like some old do would like white hair this for
eight foot copy screamin arrow etc you do it
i would not i will not feel that wealth came to my window there's no way i would have been like relax
and then i would have been in cuffs
here tell a guy who's flip
screaming i want you to fuckin relax i need to learn my rights for those moments because i am a
throw freak and i forget that i dont know how to fight in those moments
then i just immediately gotta go fuck yourself and then and then the ramification cups
then i am not prepared for
i actually got angry for that guy and started drove
two cops saying all this shit to the cap in my card to myself as if i was that guy talking to that cup of fucking nuts
or is it normal is something
who do i just feel like for me christ
i haven't been six inside better dead she's
can probably get sick when you're a dead because any cannot you kid
which is the worst me that's what you have a kid for seeking hug hubbub right
in lie about what you did when you were a kid right that's what you do eyes to make my bed every day i did all they all work i was never
problem for my parents
anyway i fucking amazing weaker saw that's worth the riman once again
the third talent when there are due to its words
national company festival in tone
fourteen i do it again and tony sixteen i take my last special their work your way out and then i got to do it
friday one sure saturday and they brought me a drum kitten shit the play on
and i was so sick i couldn't play i feel bad
damn split
fucking eric but the shows or were really fun
actually i was at their jack's barbecue next door
and then i went to the wool what they're going to war sales i came up with a fucking lunch kara like were they had like back
they don't segregation
are they just like only why people can sit here and get a real cheese sandwich
god made everybody in his village wordy made us culture is emerging loves is just a little bit better because of their we get to see that these shan counter
arrests do you and wide one word for complete we're gonna go round by
i sat down i gonna fucking cheeseburger they're taking pictures
i wanted to woolworth's like a white persecuting oh my god i'm nobody thinks you know you'll be able to buy falconers shortening get a cheeseburger so
did not realizing the historical
magnitude what i was walking into just walk acreage i still cell shorter nobody we dump without
they walked right up to the counters taking pictures and should never
you thought i was like some fuckin historian and i was i was
ass excited tat had the same emotional historical cod
next to me is this if i walked into a jordan marsh
jordan marshes anymore remember all those all
defunct superstores
they were evil would they came out because they put out the mom and pop businesses and then eventually when you watch them get eaten your lot you he ended up
it would be bad for them
places like mammoth mark a mammoth lord
big woolly mammoth
child world got destroyed by
can toys are us leech mare they lost
to the fucking bear spies radios
at the store shoe them left over you told me they like fuckin old nazis
still company one i'm running around
scurrying around south america autonomy joining europe
continued
but the regulars right
some of the elements of these two have i can remember anymore so logos finally join marsh
there may see she came along
fuck them all up just fuck them all up bloomingdale's beat the forgot of everyone
and then he had almost like a store she just heard about but you know
extra the avenue what i was a little kid
they might have been won in boston but i think if you wanna go to sex for they have you had to go to
the avenue in new york city
and nobody really fuck new
will the olive edge oliver designers ship
all the kids were nowadays like and i was like mobile alabama and they had like a fucking lou
return store they never used to have that shit on me
we had three series
the bmw
the five and seven though they also the six
you couldn't afford one of those go fuck yourself
fuckin suv i didn't think and i think they did
did you have a one series are two series of four series it i'll just fucked
doing anything they cannot i couldn't myths mercedes benz drop their core
not equality but they dropped in all we do we can by the
but the one namely the baby beds are used to call it
i'll send you driver mercedes benz across the same amount of money is a monte carlo
and you with his monte carlo fuckin t top part do
do you know what
looked right in his oldsmobile cutlass
but instead you drive around this one ninety like your fuckin sophisticated
everybody sorry through your second he got out of the fucking car right
personal belongings fallen the fuck and growled
scale to weigh www product
how do we are talking about but when i was a kid
the coup older guys two guys who like twenty five which to me was a man yet a mustache yet you
place
check was living with you and you give
whenever you wanted
my ideas a fourteen year old
doing lives with their they can
fuck her when if it wants to not realised
not realizing like the fuckin
then he was probably look at me and we
some may go look at that fuckin orange headed
was faced fucking loser over there he's got it all ahead of doesn't emily
credit card bills doesn't have
a broad live a little bit more complaining about where he leaves this fuckin
green fuckin sunglasses anyway
but what i was looking at me with a cool is people ever and that there was there was to be work regal
monte carlo deals with bill cutlass and they will take these two new groups and if you got the falcon
he taught you know i love i love the guy that went down the fucking whatever the whatever otto
store
the results it all up
you go down there and people would get their raw data
curb finders item they cut tee
hop salem they get the gun
to do the falcon headlights too did all this cheesy shit they get a cost
lights and played on the front seat
mikey
you are the fuckin mad
you actually get to see the player and emma was the big thing like you
like it was an external think over there
guy i knew he had a fuckin volkswagen chirac of which i swear to god that was enabled a car
then he had spoken city player and it was like was like an external hard drive like you had to plug this court in that then plugged into the city that was mounted on the armrest between the two buckets seats
and if you even hiccoughed in the car the city skip but it was still fucking inside
the negotiations have your radio detector for that
instead he stood
all of that is god you know it back there
you got a cold you put a little dicks vapor rubber you're fucking chest and that was it now where do they get
jesus christ me fuckin they can
old off the hiv virus now you think that they can fuck in euro do something about it
oh but you always pay a price is always a prey
to pay you know is always produce the battered fuckin wife of your organs is you fuckin liver liver always takes it here i mean
you fuck up in other areas
take your medicine right here's
brain alluded take you can't get to sleep you take some tylenol p m in who pays for it are you fucking lever
how many times you gonna have you never have to walk around with its eyes
looking down if i can call in europe as the other fuckin
kids are going what happened i walked into the ribs
it see making life
of domestic violence yes i am
that's the problem with this country there needs to be more domestic violence
where she was an error that summer wouldn't even look at that even remotely is fuckin absurd
and in an era when fucking
i can't say the word anymore people
unlike the the internet will just take their clip when they try to get you in trouble
everybody's ratan everybody i like you know i really looked at that fuckin corner macgregor thing whores
guy videotape on it for them
fuck it puts it up on the fucking internet and just get this guy in all this fuckin trouble i'm saying conor macgregor was right but like who's this
well i guess i was able to videotape that shit
i would do very well glad i was on a bus ride
i mean that guy's a reason everybody on that basis making fucking a zillion dollars anyways isn't he
and every once in a while so fuckin
two wheelers gardaer bobby jiffy that fuckin champ you know
you'll get a little bit of leeway all it takes is one fuckin douche with his foot phone oversight he's down the attack
the cops
we're talking about just what today is everybody its gains seven for the boston bruins
everybody's freaking out knowledge shit oh my god we have three games to one who gives a fuck are we reduce went tonight
well you did do is went tonight no one fuckin remembers
somebody series than three two one gotta gave seven it happens all the fucking time
i will say though as abroad if i see i have to
so to one more commentator tell me that it was a stretch pass
oh jesus christ and attitude displayed so great for toronto i don't know why he does all that flop at around you literally
escape by the guy wind maximov is fuckin feet to shame was shameless
but i like the fucking may police in order mean display
the timidly cocky fans on twitter
said absolutely nothing and now all of a sudden you know they like
your cats you wrote to me what a fuckin cobra comes around
took a luxury that you should talk at all this shit as a back up but not really gonna fight they're trying to appear bigger than they are again
people around you guys want tonight congratulations i can get past i don't give a fuck right
i know that we're a team of the future and so you guys are supposed to be the beginning of a great rivalry that's we need god knows because the canadians are in the fuckin shit i was fuckin guy that like
i hear her fuck i met him
could give a long time ago any drovers send somebody get my phone number this fucking card to every year during the players who drew up the bruise do so what else
producers so i finally i just finally blocked this number
we're gonna get tickets i can get it if i could draw we do a couple a gigs
you're fuckin
horse should every time we're doing bad
buddy flocking county support shares like that i don't have to
almost twenty years of voting a cell phone i finally learn how to block people i love it fuck and love it is just like you
in summary i used to work with this business fucking i don't know what the fuck is deal was he fucking started calling me an email me block over
i mean it's like you get to assassinate somebody without having to kill him and deal with the guilt
i voted for the future when we're all just being
by robots and every last thing you do as video tapes
do anything wrong i will still have to switch the commandments just today
and get somebody in trouble because nobody can do anything anymore
so rather than thou shall not kill the shift command or be thou shall not block
somebody on your cell phone
not assassinate them digitally
i'm sorry did i just big did i just slow down
a perfect premise for the next blade runner now i didn't i didn't
however there was that movie there came out what people had to take a test and if you know when the world was overpopulated those fuckin cuts where they held you get that idea god bless him
should i mean having to tipp of the cap anyways sorry people just fucking
i just had a headache for sulphur either by some bear aspect i did that
alex everybody about those boston celtics how about their ha the boston celtics and how about those fucking milwaukee bucks
stay back since back would like sidney moncrieff you know
they got that white dude from fucking the seattle sonic what the fuck was his name jack sigma
have to be honest with you do the basketball itself struck an awful than of watching
then i would plead hoop it looks like a fuckin pick up game at an unbelievably high level
can types can you throw up a three with nobody underneath
let me i dont understand that new little semicircle they're gonna blow read up on it in the pain is it a legal if you don't have the ball as it affects a player to get under way
fuckin rib was last time you saw centre post up and put his hand in here and there
pull up an undersea a little kevin mikhail action those sky hook saw fuckin guy
it is run down the corridor pass and the guy just takes a three point i didn't go ahead
so we just such an one shit to try to get around a guy draw foul it's fuckin it's horrible
i think about the entire second quarter i don't think i saw one pickin role
you know there's a reason that they did that fucking close to eighty years it works
i don't know why everybody's trying to do this globetrotters shit
bourbon area have
said tat i love where we're going in the shoe try just like the future the game i guess people
two big is that what it was
i must abandon their low in the paint you know
fucking old schoolyard play with guys leaning against leading you stepped up i'd like it pull this charity falls down then they say
and up and getting each other's grills
fuckin a rough came up to their dicks was trying to push him apart i miss oliver
the mr mann and mr the way you smell
i actually to be honest with you i shut the game off because i was so
fuck i guess i fucking hate nba hope i just hate basketball
i just hate how no leaders safe it's like europe
forty
or the kitchen
make a sandwich it's like the other thirty eight to wrong file
three point this could tie up it's like can there ever be can
budgets have uneasy when
i just felt myself getting ready
throw something at the falcon tv and i get it kid now so i cared so i just shut off and i was just i just watched score throughout the fourth quarter
then they want and i was like good
rocky guy obviously
having said that i you of course i have to add some shit for emphasis family tonight but i'll get it
watch most of the game
your game seven you know
very excited for this guy love again
even if it was up to anyone who gives a fuck gotta love a game seven and is a deal is if we
the toronto that's my team for the rest of the players concerned once and sixty seven
i think it is high time to get any because he would beg at their first one so lonesome
two teams
those are my ones to see her right
three
of these you fuckin broods
the nba
chill
hay fever fuckin talk
for the goddamn week aouda
dave forgot to fucking mention as i started to mention in bulgaria
mention and after right i do a little luck
i got one read for this week i borrowed do do me ideas me andy's get enough fuckin pay due to toby ideas mayonnaise throw it
to a state
spread around fuckin dug it starts
three if you please it's fuckin boring i feel like the fuckin wives yea except
people care dunk before we talk about me on these
you know that i'm a big believer in their product
they just sent me another bag underwear these guys gotta stop it's just like i dont have a bladder problem ok i get it
you guys make a lot of underwear i have some and i like it
you don't understand me some every fuckin both treat me like you for
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smart would you start showing that your underwear is made out of trees we start taking a bug in split as our undercarriage
told you hear about fucking fits you can't have kids these fuckin underwear was being beechwood trees fucking
come off too fast you stare both his balls he's got no one is going to images left
because it ran down his leg genji elicited a fucking story the result
have been downright dreamy beyond these
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yeah i just i would even take him out of the rapporteur who knows something somebody might want to collect them like action figures
new patterns are released every three weeks or a rolling basis what unobserved satisfaction guarantee
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cobb slouchburg that's me on this
cobb slash bar right so i've teased twice what we see liverpool football
sheer jewels what do they play annex i was on the plane and i actually watch level liverpool first
fuckin roma
it was a fact it was a blow out it was an awesome game liver
went up five two fucking nothing said
for thirty a m
i just i just don't fucking get how this shit works
they play a roma isn't like rome
the champions league semi final leg to of to aggregate
two to five year they want five to two
so they're gonna play again on me
second possesses
scored five goals robbers score too
two coincidence that i just don't understand because
five the method and that all the sun rome roma score to go
then they scored another one on a penalty chicken and egg they would say the mountains are going nuts michael
is exactly two minutes left waves relating to lose escape
there were some sort of tournaments that have
at the same time that the premiership is being played it's weird
like us the champions league and i think liver
all chelsea that's the premier premier
great
do it to save somebody for the love of god
somebody over their great britain somewhere around the fucker world explain to me what go look is actually really enjoyed the
and gave to this guy holy shit this egyptian do incredible eels are going to judge and jury appetite
most sailor
fucking guy put on a goddamn clinic
for its well used to play for roma sorry scores a goal that he does his big dramatic i'm not going to celebrate
which is more annoying that features celebrated cosette
scored again the first one
would you like a fire was like a lot of psychology
what did top shelf quarter
the far side
leave with his left foot
and then
few minutes later whatever comes back out again
just that one of the first order fuckin blasted next words myself touch right up and over the fuckin guy the goalkeeper i believe
for a second goal once again he said
praying getting on his knees and fuckin kissed the ground and do it all this shit like he's not
a threesome after the fucking game you don't owe me like he's gonna go fuck and rescue a cat out of a tree so to take
joe gout and shake it me other team space you know you want to
shut up
to assess what we call the helpers too
can crumpets defunct they call you guys like four points if she was playing hockey too
was to assess it was incredible than those of other poor bastard i think he finally score a goal he had a break away
fucked it up that he was it wouldn't hockey what would be called the slot any just
look miss corrected blasted over the fuckin dead
spend more time on this fuckin mohawk than he did on his slackened third unnoticed
the ball is in a goddamn that but
there were seven goals it was like the kind of fuckin sarka game that a year could enjoy
but i was stuck on a played there we are
dickie was head windows are coming to sit here and watch this fucking thing i totally got into it
by the way liverpool slackened coach
dentist should be fuckin disbarred
he should have his license fuckin revoked
you know i'm sure was the cultures idea but if you're gonna fuckin go ten and you dont get shifted
teeth whitening to that level
jesus christ he looked like the plant in little shop a horror is accepted glasses on
so anyways i was really into it so i guess again why is it so much time between games
exports april twenty eight
to watch for global support liverpool like the beatles who gives a fuck rate
time for this shit
there's no way to watch it not all the sun would have a fuckin beer though i will tell you that you know
fucking billy no phone bill we know
why sutherland forehead so we'd one night which i immediately regret because all it does is make me sleepy
and become one with the world and i'll get munchies i just fall asleep like a cat
the fucking window sill don't give a fuck where i m going to sleep here anyway
let's get on with the questions here
i saw the worst watch that model jp i know that mark markers wanted
where there was a big anticipation that even now
tina rossi we're gonna be fucking donkey kicking each other about fucking too
recall armitage
but you just fucking blue by everybody by the second turn
i'm gonna watch those fucking love that sport the ok gimme
for the week i might have to do a little short podcast here everybody refocused
we spoke with a shudder enemy are belgium
a bill would you consider to come back to
ultimate twenty nineteen please keep us posted
absolutely i would i was only there
like twenty four hours and i loved it i was in antwerp i believe scares me grouse disgusting sorry has to be
it has to be done
you're gonna blow it out
do a kid show sketch about having a cold
he deserves a mob that's always spoken sick kids get fuckin sale
touch the thinkers it's sick and then you make them up and act also gets its lonely and there were the kids come off because they feel bad for he chest
the hell out of laudable
forgiving into the weak emotion of love
your son i'm up for the real world fish stocks
pack a you know when i downloaded warders caesar harmonies are amazing the music it doesn't quite grab me
the incredible falcon musician but they just stayed
there is i don't know do somethin
i will keep leslie talking about fucking bad that's all that matters to square garden like eighteen nights in a row something so it's it's gotta be me and some level in norway
i look at fish to wear look beyond saying like it's gonna be me right eye
to be the person that's when somebody filled up the fuckin rosebud you don't owe me this
i can t say they're gonna be there and you like you i don't get it at some point is issue it is you right
where's billy bright breathes breaths
recently when i appreciate
i appreciate the less suggests fresh suggested
with rifts
it's a very specific album pre balls
let go start with rift
if you want to make
it hard on you ok like this guy
i like the other guy too they thought i was smart like this guy because you know some stupid i make it easier
gimme the answers you should download hoist
as soon as the last guy suggested alive what then i give you
think fund a work with again i love risk by also want you to have a fair shot also
story of ghosts funky billy
breaths is fun to was billy breeze i'm so dumb
not to sound cliche
have you seen dead in company yet it's a really fun
show indefinitely worth checking now me here
those happy shows is just such a five of of
insincerity item that i can't handle from the crowd
where everybody she's trying to light that are now
do you know when you see a mom it she's talking
you're kidding public
can really loudly sumptuous conversation in looking at you smiling it's like we issue
the fuck up we bring the volume down i get it kids are cute it's not my kid you know i don't care
the kid just covered the five new
nope i see you to sit there and you need you pointed showing here first to gain and they look at you and smile as they do that
play by play the kid put no fuckin
mellow in its mouth i
like when you gotta well as hippy things that people are doing that but they're kind of do you know
like everybody knows because society should be weird
in the fucking the body odor
oh me like i mean the cologne that they wear whatever the fuck it is just a year the
fucking douche gumbo that's what i carry and all and there is always flock and heart you know never
he's wearing a sun dress it just add up to watch over curmudgeon why
think we bomb syria code for you help me out here or billboard bag
i believe we blew their chemical weapon plants up because they gassed little kids ok just
guess what i read i beg you overly simplified and i think some kids also died but if we're going to start doing that body for
start bob and people because they gas people are bomb people and killed little kids
everybody does that is a piece of shit i don't know how well we come out in the wash their path
guess what i've read but you're not allowed to say that because if you do that major in isis you're not allowed to criticise anything and be like what the fuck are we doing
i do understand your fear of debt love the cast in your work
important as it may seem we couldn't live without
peace ok we'll get you sondra cylinder
we all understand that syria ok what they did was heard
equally wrong but europe should we have a lot more of our ducks in a row before we start police in the fuckin world
he's all i'm saying you don't owe me if we're gonna fuckin
bomb those guys because they gas little kids that sounds good but you know what point
gonna fuckin shoots of missiles at the people who poison our food supply
food supply their network now trying to sell around the world and people like you not bring in that shit in our country
do you know they say that about our food like france in india
it's like i put you going to have to stay what's in it it we're like no we're not
we are there's no way we're gonna say what's in our food are fucked up as that and i gotta try to navigate those waters with my kid you know
and there's no explanation to there's no well listen man if you want to somehow make three hundred people not starve to death you gotta go
some corridors that i understand it but there's there's nothing there not saying anything they like shut
fuck up and ate it
the key in this world to making it is you gotta make so much money you could donate politicians campaigns and then they just fucking leave you alone
do whatever you want
poison the food supply of a country
which if i'm not mistaken is a terrorist act
when you then become an evil doer
dude upset
this is all shit you're not allowed to see if you can say about anybody else but if you actually fucking can consume
give criticism about your own team
your immediately a conspiracy theories sorry you're a socialist
i don't know when the fact that happened but it's brilliant p r
jobs evidently i'm a communist right enough about billiards gonna red beard of each all right they're bobby jerks
to start with a fork in headshot every morning now dear
one healthy food for everyone
this country
bill no fun a billion outside loved applaud guess i'm a fat guy total
agreeing with you start people blame everyone around them but
one that knows that i shouldn't be shoving cheeseburgers down my gullet yeah dude and that's the power fuck
choice right there
if you start blame and everybody else in all these other shit outside he has to change if you keep
i can show in the ship the granted i don't
psychology decree or even know anything about nutrition as i trash what's
food supply
you don't you ok rogers was the gambler of the hypocrite anyone
my question is do you think it's worse to know
that you are ruining your life and eat
like a fat fuck or pretending
it's a sign road problem or some excuse
anyways please come to the bay area i am doing a whole week it shows me up and servants
scott moreno cause i miss you and the last what right do you think it's worse to know that you're ruining your life
like i said fuck or pretending like it's a tirade problem i really
turn against the thyroid from is a good way to go issued apps if you had no power in this situation like
lot of shit that i allude to you don't like it
food supply and i'm powerless against that so it's something i will joke about it when i quickly don't think about it because
do you know you got on our farmers market those concepts into traded down there to when you start asking the fucking hippy down there s this is probably where did this come from they stuck it now
fifty themselves then all of a sudden you feel like you're an invasion of the body snatchers zero
but i think the fact that your
listen that you're the one shovel cheeseburgers down you got it
i have found that the longest time
the food was drunk i truly believe it now
in the report the others i guess it's a good free died
about this and i barely after work out you know
canada is like this fucking
i got the food that idea others diet afterwards i don't feel like i'm gonna take a nap i feel like energized unilateral action
right now
taken a multivitamin somebody should all over the girl is doesn't out another there's another that you need to take this seriously i caught her eye so i think it's it's
well look if you're not gonna do anything about being a fat fuck it's gonna be more painful dvd
can you to be a fat fact cannot not do anything about it then i would lie that just ivory problem that i could you put out something
and it doesn't do well and then you blame
left to the right or some shit like that like have seen some movies and other shit
we can do that if you not to help you next fucking project the project of you
navy training in australia jesus
firstly the last fuckin place i would be the goddamn navy is australia gun what do you have to
to become a fucking navy seal in australia
i have a great white shark to death after they calculate very big you bleed before yet the fuckin wore a bill just watched at voice clip
that voice clip of you on youtube
about how you watch the two weeks in hell thing
i was in the australian navy and it was similar but you got shit for not keeping your own that means preface
this is before the media cared about all genders we had big bertha
which on the second day recruit school we were kept
until two a m
there were only allowed a breakfast bar the night before they workers
by smashing trash cans in each of our dorms right there i'll be out i'll be out of the active factor
walk up they really
god you too weak and ivory like you're right i'm going to a holiday and i want to thank all
for protecting make you may i ate our sleep are that we had to run down stairs and carry the rope called big bertha which was the equivalent oh my god of the old ships anchor lines and we re
for about six collaborated three point seven miles what the fuck
until we were allowed to have food after that anyone there
couldn't continue we were partners
with it had to carry them big bertha
shaming the people they couldn't continue
i couldn't do that i couldn't do that
to where they upon the rope weeping did they lily get burned
that bad
when when we eventually got back to base we were allowed breakfast and then had to go on with the
our drills
to fill our duty watches
well do there is some psychological break downright their holy shit the most
think about all of this
did you make it through ominous oh my god
do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me and your girlfriend ever said that to you when you think about that big bertha march was this
look at this one or two or three and the australian defence force our military
forbid we seem aggressive
you say defence force had it
the tool a policy where females could only be treated or ordered
for so many hours a day so
ending a these dash gas how accomplish you
so handling ok helicopter shoe was only be performed by men because
it caused impotence and women but also men but females
hold positions
are they
but they can also make a baby they know anybody will fuck himself you dick in your balls are excellent expendable at that point that simple math but females
hold positions on the hilo refuel team
makes sense but when it came to actually hurriedly she'll they get volunteer males to do it after dealing with
like being blamed because my ship
could get any new workers from land because the ship was
can grinder had being in charge of people
when i haven't even read promoted i decided to just start drinking so much i got kicked off and it was
dispersed decision ever
a great movie
my last year of my contract at a base in a rich part of sydney australia
a thing in the morning and banging a few the new female sailors that
all over twenty one puts a parentheses data
i bet you see
proudest morbid
when i was awarded the humanitarian aid metal because i build
hospitals
matra after
five sooner me i spent days
helping in building and
plus the merger with some of the most dreadful kurdish people ever met
red story that is oh my god
imagine if you quit i can help
hired you'd have to be how scruciatingly tells you have to be to climb up
the rope it be carried out
three point seven miles i just said
the immensely with every step does humiliations one step closer to being over
what do you say when you get off
i made sure about the fucking oh my god
i can imagine what people said the other way back
overrated underwrite
overrated new york in los angeles i've
both cities for over four years each i love them
but i've also lived on a creek in virginia and a farmer for mud election
need to be in one of those cities just don't go there that i agree with that wholeheartedly should visit him
underrated waves world i never did you talk about this movie you should
slavery watch this
it's time you take her head man all right i'll check it out i will definitely check it out
i had an overrated underrated ok i'll let you know i'd overrated these new fucking elevators
gonna fuckin he'd like twenty goddamn buttons
but the elevator know that i'm going to floor for so it can
fucking compartmentalize all the people there what i'm the only fuckin person there you know
i gotta take my key out and fuckin run over the scanner
the old school once we just got a new push the button
spoken ten years i was over the road was tat was the way it was and i never had the guy from no country from old men blow out
lock and my door
you know it was completely fight
whatever state a bed and breakfast
in colorado with this dude from germany there was so far
concrete because he was walking the halls at night and i was just sit there the whole life would be i was looking at the light and i didn't have a lock and did i think we ve got a skeleton key and i was just sitting there
some of my luggage is ugly ass green like made out a cloth bag cloth and plastic at this guy pewter mutter
oh my god remember that
driver through a lot of shit people
i was told the german what first some fucking tell puke one that you get a closed with the puke
i have already told the story in itself fucking gross impute dont twice in my life
what's on my head
everybody my family got sick and we had this bathroom was a half a battle
with no door you around the corner
no privacy whatsoever we lived in a duplex squirrels got into the walls i scare
my dad would kill you know
the seventies eighty she should like that so there was no place
you couldn't i could make a facebook video and shame my landlord enough or my dad can do
he loves it is tat he had to kill of workers
i made a proven i was fuckin shaken trying to get this thing to cover
and my dad was on the other side of this giant fuckin butcher knife
it'll bar something i can't remember
there was a middle bar that's what i was a bit
piece of weight or something
any flush setting out in that fucking thing came running up the broom
the broad anal
his eyes were widely shared its tail was straight up unusable brown to reply
what you read my arm launched offer my shoulder
and then it ran into the half the bathroom
and there was one way in only one way out my dad was in the way any fuckin brought that letting down right out
back of it's fucking neck then just slowly killed for three
and i watched him do it
so anyway what time we were all fuckin sick and i was in their finishing puking in the bathroom
no door
mother came running in
i just ran rather than puking in the falcons think that was rattle
the available
here we were young soldiers like you puking toilet in my head was obstructing the toilet
was like we're how low pressure ghosts
pressure takes the most direct route which is right through the airfoil that's how you get lift when you fly
use those same principles what you could hinder the toilet
my head woozy airfoil refer computer my head and i just
freaked out and i was punching as hard as i couldn't stomach as he was continuing the puke but
it's comin they were laughing there ass off happy in the
just think was she just fucking dog my head and there was no so grows
programmes so that the second time i get puke don
i was trying to save money and i was taken a bus for men had until the guardia airport
do you always said my terminal i'd taken
so we have to have parliament took the bus over the bridge in this do
he's got up look at all great he fucking projectile vomited
any hit the sweet old lady and follow me or a chest
it was like the kindly assassination were the spray just went back again
but didn't go to the left and went to the right where i was sitting and it
on my sword my suck my
were parents in all over my luggage
and then he just stumbled off the boss
and i was like you motherfucker i wanted to beat the shit out of me but i was
broke and i needed the money and i had to go to my gig
glared at him as alike
do i have to go in there he cut off the boss
people look at me like i'm an animal because i smell like fucking puke and i went into the bathroom
like beyond threats took the sakharov she was
fuckin but i only had one pair of footwear slight throughout the size disgusting
add a wash off my fucking paired leg the best i could
my sneaker was so could falcon wet
i want to talk on one sakharov walking squishy what fucking sneaker in my fuckin green cloth bag
i wiped off all the pupil it was like state had like the little fuckin paper
balls on it it was self
can grows
so fucking rose
then how did you know like a fucking flight to like minnesota
just sitting there
smelling of historic acid and i got off the plane
ere i immediately went to a mall
some sweat periods in the cheapest vulcan sneakers and socks and i just fucking through the shit up and i bought a bag
but i didn't have time to do it forwards about gonna fuck and tell the trip on a fuck a terrible
that was what you know
those password for example southwest cuban worse a poor fuckin woman
it is crucial to second term of restoring sucked out like that you really
story that ah fuck
can i put a new one shield or on the plane
and the need to use the wrong fuckin screws they weren't long enough and if
could fly like euro their cruising
institutionally i began for five miles an hour the fuckin when shield
flew off in the captain guts
doubt but his legs gus
doc on the yoke and he was out
sighed the fucking played
and they were trying to hold on to him in at the door to the cod coquette blowing the guy couldn't slowly because it was on the controls
this about the stories has helped out you know the peer pressure
i guess levelled off or they can move a knock it sucked out and they were trying to parliament and they could one of the stewardess could see the guy outside the window looking at him is he wasn't blinking and she goes
he's dead we should let him go fortunate
i didn't love landing in turn
the guy was in shock nuts
just sit there like catatonic he got
frostbite it one of his eyes
i was just in this vote kills me the fucking maniac was flying again in a couple of weeks
he still flies
imagine you know the thing is is what they really should have in the back of the plane is you should also have those shoulder honest as you said that you know
mercosur cross she laughed and then over your shoulder so that if you sit next to the fuckin window god forbid if the floor
thing blows out you still find but that would be prohibitively expensive so
i guess what i'm saying is get the i'll see already
we body go brewing
go celtics
i don't wanna go fuck and take a hot shower trying to clear my goddamn sinuses i will do that progress tomorrow be all caught up alright go fuck yourself
if you consider check it on you tomorrow you oh geez
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