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Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-18

2018-04-25
Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.

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hey what's goin on spill bird is time for the monday morning podcast for monday april twenty third two thousand eighty what's goin on how are you to go and actually recording this fuckin wednesday april twenty fifth cash you listening to this in the future if you wanted to know what was going on with me as far as my health goes don't notice i said as far as my health girls instead of health wise it will cab improvement and high school there's no such thing as the wise guys health wise whether wise so i can never listened to comply with me whether such a lovely day a frank i know you're connected but that's improper grammar right i'm not attacking you or your heritage of the fact that from new jersey rachel overly sensitive so itself i'm just saying that that's you i don't unilateral wrote that song ok
so why don't you scooby dodi dab dab dab abu overdue a fuckin dictionary you find me whether wise frances am i really trashing a deadlock and frank sinatra sorry i'm i'm almost light and try to take michael medication i'll take your medication education is for fucking millennials right anymore you're older and you take it you're a millennium at heart you kid the fact that you got yourself sick you need the late hour get eight hours and let your body for can go through it the reason why you knows is right in this house is trying to get a virus i just let it up is broken source i swear to god any amount of people they gave me advice you know there's cure for the common cold everybody thinks say i've when you know i'd sake get good to try some zinc a whiskey dog
energy tommy goes vitamin d everybody thinks it see vitamin d unbelievable the greatest managers of the world and he also knows the cure for a call that we knew that just fuckin we could do there are other way this crisis has just called it won't quit this is the oh that's letting me no the mother nature is regrouping you know right now we're squeezing her right right away andre the joy with squeezing fuckin how cargan in their documentary lifted mother natures arm in a drop in it they lifted up to drop at tat like oh my god the bad guys are going to win in point or arms just gonna stay there and she's start shaken of balkan blonde hair it was always my report would help start coming back and given that one big head and then walk around the ring
look it up and looking up at the rafters to shaking his head it was the best i watch that chemistry like three times where well i watched it that part of the fight with near wheel was laughin arouses off in a great way like day just some of the greatest fucking performers all time and professional wrestlers you know when i was growing up right through the rock and all those guys like there ability stone cold all of them their ability to work a crowd is just second to none you gonna body might still go on like this the other is like a fake site you know is it but is fake site it's like how fuckin dumb are you it's like yes
its entertainment they dictate falcons said like thirty years ago some guy cried the greatest thing i ever did was say that it was all arranged at all that shit for the most part so then they could actually talk about how fuckin heart they got when they actually would do in these fake flights i could tell version like percy if you new ok we had a fake fight nice and i was gonna pick you up and throw you across the romanian land on your back you know that would still heard even though you know we arrange that i was gonna happen quite physics is still in play there now little hot here with this fuck em like some sort of problem by recording got to believe it or not i am actually on the other side of this thing i completely lost my voice bye by sunday so
i started garland with a little bit of la apple site vinegar and some software that color cleared me up a little bit we'll do that ship render go down the fucking drugstore even though i did and i bought all this shit and i just looked at the agreed so my camera put this to my fuckin body so basically what i the shit out of my fucking liver so this medicine can fool my fucking or knows i don't have a cold i policy those two fires stuff here but i gotta do this cause i'm gonna be fuckin backed up on part gases i get the thursday's vote tomorrow like that i love lucy sketch where they get the chocolates comederit accept its podcasting christ i don't have time for this shit just what the fuck i watched yesterday on the plane coming back and she would have to austin revision by fear we beg eased on the two by the way the fucking anger that is still
in massachusetts is not really with the younger kids which kind of makes me happy and a little bit sad enough support you let's let go the anger but i hope i hope all the characters are still around but i was through my my old neighborhood and i stress this cop directed traffic then aloof i can three way stop he tells us gotta stop and evidently he didn't and cobb start flipping economic slackened two three cars down the lights with the guy said but he is consuela in his arms like our weaver right he manages the orioles about fucking forty years ago sorry and i'm laughing my balls off fuck it angry use at the sky right and nobody gets the guy to stop and then the other keep waves us to start going like that's not enough for he walks up to the guy's card start screaming had absorbed thick and maybe this is some young punk with his radio turned up and he's not listen to the cup a sharp
like some old do would like white hair this for eight foot copy screamin arrow etc you do it i would not i will not feel that wealth came to my window there's no way i would have been like relax and then i would have been in cuffs here tell a guy who's flip screaming i want you to fuckin relax i need to learn my rights for those moments because i am a throw freak and i forget that i dont know how to fight in those moments then i just immediately gotta go fuck yourself and then and then the ramification cups then i am not prepared for i actually got angry for that guy and started drove two cops saying all this shit to the cap in my card to myself as if i was that guy talking to that cup of fucking nuts or is it normal is something
who do i just feel like for me christ i haven't been six inside better dead she's can probably get sick when you're a dead because any cannot you kid which is the worst me that's what you have a kid for seeking hug hubbub right in lie about what you did when you were a kid right that's what you do eyes to make my bed every day i did all they all work i was never problem for my parents anyway i fucking amazing weaker saw that's worth the riman once again the third talent when there are due to its words national company festival in tone fourteen i do it again and tony sixteen i take my last special their work your way out and then i got to do it
friday one sure saturday and they brought me a drum kitten shit the play on and i was so sick i couldn't play i feel bad damn split fucking eric but the shows or were really fun actually i was at their jack's barbecue next door and then i went to the wool what they're going to war sales i came up with a fucking lunch kara like were they had like back they don't segregation are they just like only why people can sit here and get a real cheese sandwich god made everybody in his village wordy made us culture is emerging loves is just a little bit better because of their we get to see that these shan counter arrests do you and wide one word for complete we're gonna go round by i sat down i gonna fucking cheeseburger they're taking pictures
i wanted to woolworth's like a white persecuting oh my god i'm nobody thinks you know you'll be able to buy falconers shortening get a cheeseburger so did not realizing the historical magnitude what i was walking into just walk acreage i still cell shorter nobody we dump without they walked right up to the counters taking pictures and should never you thought i was like some fuckin historian and i was i was ass excited tat had the same emotional historical cod next to me is this if i walked into a jordan marsh jordan marshes anymore remember all those all defunct superstores they were evil would they came out because they put out the mom and pop businesses and then eventually when you watch them get eaten your lot you he ended up it would be bad for them places like mammoth mark a mammoth lord
big woolly mammoth child world got destroyed by can toys are us leech mare they lost to the fucking bear spies radios at the store shoe them left over you told me they like fuckin old nazis still company one i'm running around scurrying around south america autonomy joining europe continued but the regulars right some of the elements of these two have i can remember anymore so logos finally join marsh there may see she came along fuck them all up just fuck them all up bloomingdale's beat the forgot of everyone and then he had almost like a store she just heard about but you know extra the avenue what i was a little kid they might have been won in boston but i think if you wanna go to sex for they have you had to go to
the avenue in new york city and nobody really fuck new will the olive edge oliver designers ship all the kids were nowadays like and i was like mobile alabama and they had like a fucking lou return store they never used to have that shit on me we had three series the bmw the five and seven though they also the six you couldn't afford one of those go fuck yourself fuckin suv i didn't think and i think they did did you have a one series are two series of four series it i'll just fucked doing anything they cannot i couldn't myths mercedes benz drop their core not equality but they dropped in all we do we can by the but the one namely the baby beds are used to call it
i'll send you driver mercedes benz across the same amount of money is a monte carlo and you with his monte carlo fuckin t top part do do you know what looked right in his oldsmobile cutlass but instead you drive around this one ninety like your fuckin sophisticated everybody sorry through your second he got out of the fucking car right personal belongings fallen the fuck and growled scale to weigh www product how do we are talking about but when i was a kid the coup older guys two guys who like twenty five which to me was a man yet a mustache yet you place check was living with you and you give whenever you wanted my ideas a fourteen year old doing lives with their they can fuck her when if it wants to not realised not realizing like the fuckin
then he was probably look at me and we some may go look at that fuckin orange headed was faced fucking loser over there he's got it all ahead of doesn't emily credit card bills doesn't have a broad live a little bit more complaining about where he leaves this fuckin green fuckin sunglasses anyway but what i was looking at me with a cool is people ever and that there was there was to be work regal monte carlo deals with bill cutlass and they will take these two new groups and if you got the falcon he taught you know i love i love the guy that went down the fucking whatever the whatever otto store the results it all up you go down there and people would get their raw data curb finders item they cut tee hop salem they get the gun to do the falcon headlights too did all this cheesy shit they get a cost
lights and played on the front seat mikey you are the fuckin mad you actually get to see the player and emma was the big thing like you like it was an external think over there guy i knew he had a fuckin volkswagen chirac of which i swear to god that was enabled a car then he had spoken city player and it was like was like an external hard drive like you had to plug this court in that then plugged into the city that was mounted on the armrest between the two buckets seats and if you even hiccoughed in the car the city skip but it was still fucking inside the negotiations have your radio detector for that instead he stood all of that is god you know it back there
you got a cold you put a little dicks vapor rubber you're fucking chest and that was it now where do they get jesus christ me fuckin they can old off the hiv virus now you think that they can fuck in euro do something about it oh but you always pay a price is always a prey to pay you know is always produce the battered fuckin wife of your organs is you fuckin liver liver always takes it here i mean you fuck up in other areas take your medicine right here's brain alluded take you can't get to sleep you take some tylenol p m in who pays for it are you fucking lever how many times you gonna have you never have to walk around with its eyes looking down if i can call in europe as the other fuckin kids are going what happened i walked into the ribs
it see making life of domestic violence yes i am that's the problem with this country there needs to be more domestic violence where she was an error that summer wouldn't even look at that even remotely is fuckin absurd and in an era when fucking i can't say the word anymore people unlike the the internet will just take their clip when they try to get you in trouble everybody's ratan everybody i like you know i really looked at that fuckin corner macgregor thing whores guy videotape on it for them fuck it puts it up on the fucking internet and just get this guy in all this fuckin trouble i'm saying conor macgregor was right but like who's this well i guess i was able to videotape that shit i would do very well glad i was on a bus ride
i mean that guy's a reason everybody on that basis making fucking a zillion dollars anyways isn't he and every once in a while so fuckin two wheelers gardaer bobby jiffy that fuckin champ you know you'll get a little bit of leeway all it takes is one fuckin douche with his foot phone oversight he's down the attack the cops we're talking about just what today is everybody its gains seven for the boston bruins everybody's freaking out knowledge shit oh my god we have three games to one who gives a fuck are we reduce went tonight well you did do is went tonight no one fuckin remembers somebody series than three two one gotta gave seven it happens all the fucking time i will say though as abroad if i see i have to
so to one more commentator tell me that it was a stretch pass oh jesus christ and attitude displayed so great for toronto i don't know why he does all that flop at around you literally escape by the guy wind maximov is fuckin feet to shame was shameless but i like the fucking may police in order mean display the timidly cocky fans on twitter said absolutely nothing and now all of a sudden you know they like your cats you wrote to me what a fuckin cobra comes around took a luxury that you should talk at all this shit as a back up but not really gonna fight they're trying to appear bigger than they are again people around you guys want tonight congratulations i can get past i don't give a fuck right
i know that we're a team of the future and so you guys are supposed to be the beginning of a great rivalry that's we need god knows because the canadians are in the fuckin shit i was fuckin guy that like i hear her fuck i met him could give a long time ago any drovers send somebody get my phone number this fucking card to every year during the players who drew up the bruise do so what else producers so i finally i just finally blocked this number we're gonna get tickets i can get it if i could draw we do a couple a gigs you're fuckin horse should every time we're doing bad buddy flocking county support shares like that i don't have to almost twenty years of voting a cell phone i finally learn how to block people i love it fuck and love it is just like you
in summary i used to work with this business fucking i don't know what the fuck is deal was he fucking started calling me an email me block over i mean it's like you get to assassinate somebody without having to kill him and deal with the guilt i voted for the future when we're all just being by robots and every last thing you do as video tapes do anything wrong i will still have to switch the commandments just today and get somebody in trouble because nobody can do anything anymore so rather than thou shall not kill the shift command or be thou shall not block somebody on your cell phone not assassinate them digitally i'm sorry did i just big did i just slow down
a perfect premise for the next blade runner now i didn't i didn't however there was that movie there came out what people had to take a test and if you know when the world was overpopulated those fuckin cuts where they held you get that idea god bless him should i mean having to tipp of the cap anyways sorry people just fucking i just had a headache for sulphur either by some bear aspect i did that alex everybody about those boston celtics how about their ha the boston celtics and how about those fucking milwaukee bucks stay back since back would like sidney moncrieff you know they got that white dude from fucking the seattle sonic what the fuck was his name jack sigma have to be honest with you do the basketball itself struck an awful than of watching
then i would plead hoop it looks like a fuckin pick up game at an unbelievably high level can types can you throw up a three with nobody underneath let me i dont understand that new little semicircle they're gonna blow read up on it in the pain is it a legal if you don't have the ball as it affects a player to get under way fuckin rib was last time you saw centre post up and put his hand in here and there pull up an undersea a little kevin mikhail action those sky hook saw fuckin guy it is run down the corridor pass and the guy just takes a three point i didn't go ahead so we just such an one shit to try to get around a guy draw foul it's fuckin it's horrible i think about the entire second quarter i don't think i saw one pickin role you know there's a reason that they did that fucking close to eighty years it works
i don't know why everybody's trying to do this globetrotters shit bourbon area have said tat i love where we're going in the shoe try just like the future the game i guess people two big is that what it was i must abandon their low in the paint you know fucking old schoolyard play with guys leaning against leading you stepped up i'd like it pull this charity falls down then they say and up and getting each other's grills fuckin a rough came up to their dicks was trying to push him apart i miss oliver the mr mann and mr the way you smell i actually to be honest with you i shut the game off because i was so fuck i guess i fucking hate nba hope i just hate basketball i just hate how no leaders safe it's like europe forty or the kitchen
make a sandwich it's like the other thirty eight to wrong file three point this could tie up it's like can there ever be can budgets have uneasy when i just felt myself getting ready throw something at the falcon tv and i get it kid now so i cared so i just shut off and i was just i just watched score throughout the fourth quarter then they want and i was like good rocky guy obviously having said that i you of course i have to add some shit for emphasis family tonight but i'll get it watch most of the game your game seven you know very excited for this guy love again even if it was up to anyone who gives a fuck gotta love a game seven and is a deal is if we the toronto that's my team for the rest of the players concerned once and sixty seven
i think it is high time to get any because he would beg at their first one so lonesome two teams those are my ones to see her right three of these you fuckin broods the nba chill hay fever fuckin talk for the goddamn week aouda dave forgot to fucking mention as i started to mention in bulgaria mention and after right i do a little luck i got one read for this week i borrowed do do me ideas me andy's get enough fuckin pay due to toby ideas mayonnaise throw it to a state spread around fuckin dug it starts three if you please it's fuckin boring i feel like the fuckin wives yea except people care dunk before we talk about me on these
you know that i'm a big believer in their product they just sent me another bag underwear these guys gotta stop it's just like i dont have a bladder problem ok i get it you guys make a lot of underwear i have some and i like it you don't understand me some every fuckin both treat me like you for in the warehouse on the side there perfect balance of comfortable should every month we have new and exciting prince and they arrive at your door of fun bag me on these uses micro boreal modal their underwear hit sustainably source naturally saw fibre that starts with beechwood trees and ends with the most amazing fabric you ve ever experienced why that is in fuckin copy it least my coffee ministers are not smart
smart would you start showing that your underwear is made out of trees we start taking a bug in split as our undercarriage told you hear about fucking fits you can't have kids these fuckin underwear was being beechwood trees fucking come off too fast you stare both his balls he's got no one is going to images left because it ran down his leg genji elicited a fucking story the result have been downright dreamy beyond these adventurers prince designs are all limited additions yeah i just i would even take him out of the rapporteur who knows something somebody might want to collect them like action figures new patterns are released every three weeks or a rolling basis what unobserved satisfaction guarantee parity me these guarantees you will love there are these or your money back if you don't know what to guarantee was me undies has agreed for the former my listeners where the fuck he also gave us to france
time purchasers when you purchase anybody until you get twenty percent off in a fair and free shipping beyond these is so sure you'll love there were they for one or two percent satisfactorily guarantee your fuckin said this you don't love where's pair you get a full referred that's no brain it get twenty percent off prepare the most through these he will ever put on today the twenty percent off first pair free shipping one of such as childcare to go to be honest cobb slouchburg that's me on this cobb slash bar right so i've teased twice what we see liverpool football sheer jewels what do they play annex i was on the plane and i actually watch level liverpool first fuckin roma it was a fact it was a blow out it was an awesome game liver went up five two fucking nothing said
for thirty a m i just i just don't fucking get how this shit works they play a roma isn't like rome the champions league semi final leg to of to aggregate two to five year they want five to two so they're gonna play again on me second possesses scored five goals robbers score too two coincidence that i just don't understand because five the method and that all the sun rome roma score to go then they scored another one on a penalty chicken and egg they would say the mountains are going nuts michael is exactly two minutes left waves relating to lose escape there were some sort of tournaments that have
at the same time that the premiership is being played it's weird like us the champions league and i think liver all chelsea that's the premier premier great do it to save somebody for the love of god somebody over their great britain somewhere around the fucker world explain to me what go look is actually really enjoyed the and gave to this guy holy shit this egyptian do incredible eels are going to judge and jury appetite most sailor fucking guy put on a goddamn clinic for its well used to play for roma sorry scores a goal that he does his big dramatic i'm not going to celebrate which is more annoying that features celebrated cosette scored again the first one would you like a fire was like a lot of psychology
what did top shelf quarter the far side leave with his left foot and then few minutes later whatever comes back out again just that one of the first order fuckin blasted next words myself touch right up and over the fuckin guy the goalkeeper i believe for a second goal once again he said praying getting on his knees and fuckin kissed the ground and do it all this shit like he's not a threesome after the fucking game you don't owe me like he's gonna go fuck and rescue a cat out of a tree so to take joe gout and shake it me other team space you know you want to shut up to assess what we call the helpers too can crumpets defunct they call you guys like four points if she was playing hockey too was to assess it was incredible than those of other poor bastard i think he finally score a goal he had a break away
fucked it up that he was it wouldn't hockey what would be called the slot any just look miss corrected blasted over the fuckin dead spend more time on this fuckin mohawk than he did on his slackened third unnoticed the ball is in a goddamn that but there were seven goals it was like the kind of fuckin sarka game that a year could enjoy but i was stuck on a played there we are dickie was head windows are coming to sit here and watch this fucking thing i totally got into it by the way liverpool slackened coach dentist should be fuckin disbarred he should have his license fuckin revoked you know i'm sure was the cultures idea but if you're gonna fuckin go ten and you dont get shifted teeth whitening to that level jesus christ he looked like the plant in little shop a horror is accepted glasses on
so anyways i was really into it so i guess again why is it so much time between games exports april twenty eight to watch for global support liverpool like the beatles who gives a fuck rate time for this shit there's no way to watch it not all the sun would have a fuckin beer though i will tell you that you know fucking billy no phone bill we know why sutherland forehead so we'd one night which i immediately regret because all it does is make me sleepy and become one with the world and i'll get munchies i just fall asleep like a cat the fucking window sill don't give a fuck where i m going to sleep here anyway let's get on with the questions here i saw the worst watch that model jp i know that mark markers wanted where there was a big anticipation that even now tina rossi we're gonna be fucking donkey kicking each other about fucking too
recall armitage but you just fucking blue by everybody by the second turn i'm gonna watch those fucking love that sport the ok gimme for the week i might have to do a little short podcast here everybody refocused we spoke with a shudder enemy are belgium a bill would you consider to come back to ultimate twenty nineteen please keep us posted absolutely i would i was only there like twenty four hours and i loved it i was in antwerp i believe scares me grouse disgusting sorry has to be it has to be done you're gonna blow it out do a kid show sketch about having a cold
he deserves a mob that's always spoken sick kids get fuckin sale touch the thinkers it's sick and then you make them up and act also gets its lonely and there were the kids come off because they feel bad for he chest the hell out of laudable forgiving into the weak emotion of love your son i'm up for the real world fish stocks pack a you know when i downloaded warders caesar harmonies are amazing the music it doesn't quite grab me the incredible falcon musician but they just stayed there is i don't know do somethin i will keep leslie talking about fucking bad that's all that matters to square garden like eighteen nights in a row something so it's it's gotta be me and some level in norway i look at fish to wear look beyond saying like it's gonna be me right eye
to be the person that's when somebody filled up the fuckin rosebud you don't owe me this i can t say they're gonna be there and you like you i don't get it at some point is issue it is you right where's billy bright breathes breaths recently when i appreciate i appreciate the less suggests fresh suggested with rifts it's a very specific album pre balls let go start with rift if you want to make it hard on you ok like this guy i like the other guy too they thought i was smart like this guy because you know some stupid i make it easier gimme the answers you should download hoist as soon as the last guy suggested alive what then i give you
think fund a work with again i love risk by also want you to have a fair shot also story of ghosts funky billy breaths is fun to was billy breeze i'm so dumb not to sound cliche have you seen dead in company yet it's a really fun show indefinitely worth checking now me here those happy shows is just such a five of of insincerity item that i can't handle from the crowd where everybody she's trying to light that are now do you know when you see a mom it she's talking you're kidding public can really loudly sumptuous conversation in looking at you smiling it's like we issue
the fuck up we bring the volume down i get it kids are cute it's not my kid you know i don't care the kid just covered the five new nope i see you to sit there and you need you pointed showing here first to gain and they look at you and smile as they do that play by play the kid put no fuckin mellow in its mouth i like when you gotta well as hippy things that people are doing that but they're kind of do you know like everybody knows because society should be weird in the fucking the body odor oh me like i mean the cologne that they wear whatever the fuck it is just a year the fucking douche gumbo that's what i carry and all and there is always flock and heart you know never
he's wearing a sun dress it just add up to watch over curmudgeon why think we bomb syria code for you help me out here or billboard bag i believe we blew their chemical weapon plants up because they gassed little kids ok just guess what i read i beg you overly simplified and i think some kids also died but if we're going to start doing that body for start bob and people because they gas people are bomb people and killed little kids everybody does that is a piece of shit i don't know how well we come out in the wash their path guess what i've read but you're not allowed to say that because if you do that major in isis you're not allowed to criticise anything and be like what the fuck are we doing i do understand your fear of debt love the cast in your work
important as it may seem we couldn't live without peace ok we'll get you sondra cylinder we all understand that syria ok what they did was heard equally wrong but europe should we have a lot more of our ducks in a row before we start police in the fuckin world he's all i'm saying you don't owe me if we're gonna fuckin bomb those guys because they gas little kids that sounds good but you know what point gonna fuckin shoots of missiles at the people who poison our food supply food supply their network now trying to sell around the world and people like you not bring in that shit in our country do you know they say that about our food like france in india it's like i put you going to have to stay what's in it it we're like no we're not we are there's no way we're gonna say what's in our food are fucked up as that and i gotta try to navigate those waters with my kid you know
and there's no explanation to there's no well listen man if you want to somehow make three hundred people not starve to death you gotta go some corridors that i understand it but there's there's nothing there not saying anything they like shut fuck up and ate it the key in this world to making it is you gotta make so much money you could donate politicians campaigns and then they just fucking leave you alone do whatever you want poison the food supply of a country which if i'm not mistaken is a terrorist act when you then become an evil doer dude upset this is all shit you're not allowed to see if you can say about anybody else but if you actually fucking can consume give criticism about your own team your immediately a conspiracy theories sorry you're a socialist
i don't know when the fact that happened but it's brilliant p r jobs evidently i'm a communist right enough about billiards gonna red beard of each all right they're bobby jerks to start with a fork in headshot every morning now dear one healthy food for everyone this country bill no fun a billion outside loved applaud guess i'm a fat guy total agreeing with you start people blame everyone around them but one that knows that i shouldn't be shoving cheeseburgers down my gullet yeah dude and that's the power fuck choice right there if you start blame and everybody else in all these other shit outside he has to change if you keep i can show in the ship the granted i don't psychology decree or even know anything about nutrition as i trash what's food supply you don't you ok rogers was the gambler of the hypocrite anyone
my question is do you think it's worse to know that you are ruining your life and eat like a fat fuck or pretending it's a sign road problem or some excuse anyways please come to the bay area i am doing a whole week it shows me up and servants scott moreno cause i miss you and the last what right do you think it's worse to know that you're ruining your life like i said fuck or pretending like it's a tirade problem i really turn against the thyroid from is a good way to go issued apps if you had no power in this situation like lot of shit that i allude to you don't like it food supply and i'm powerless against that so it's something i will joke about it when i quickly don't think about it because
do you know you got on our farmers market those concepts into traded down there to when you start asking the fucking hippy down there s this is probably where did this come from they stuck it now fifty themselves then all of a sudden you feel like you're an invasion of the body snatchers zero but i think the fact that your listen that you're the one shovel cheeseburgers down you got it i have found that the longest time the food was drunk i truly believe it now in the report the others i guess it's a good free died about this and i barely after work out you know canada is like this fucking i got the food that idea others diet afterwards i don't feel like i'm gonna take a nap i feel like energized unilateral action right now
taken a multivitamin somebody should all over the girl is doesn't out another there's another that you need to take this seriously i caught her eye so i think it's it's well look if you're not gonna do anything about being a fat fuck it's gonna be more painful dvd can you to be a fat fact cannot not do anything about it then i would lie that just ivory problem that i could you put out something and it doesn't do well and then you blame left to the right or some shit like that like have seen some movies and other shit we can do that if you not to help you next fucking project the project of you navy training in australia jesus firstly the last fuckin place i would be the goddamn navy is australia gun what do you have to
to become a fucking navy seal in australia i have a great white shark to death after they calculate very big you bleed before yet the fuckin wore a bill just watched at voice clip that voice clip of you on youtube about how you watch the two weeks in hell thing i was in the australian navy and it was similar but you got shit for not keeping your own that means preface this is before the media cared about all genders we had big bertha which on the second day recruit school we were kept until two a m there were only allowed a breakfast bar the night before they workers by smashing trash cans in each of our dorms right there i'll be out i'll be out of the active factor walk up they really
god you too weak and ivory like you're right i'm going to a holiday and i want to thank all for protecting make you may i ate our sleep are that we had to run down stairs and carry the rope called big bertha which was the equivalent oh my god of the old ships anchor lines and we re for about six collaborated three point seven miles what the fuck until we were allowed to have food after that anyone there couldn't continue we were partners with it had to carry them big bertha shaming the people they couldn't continue i couldn't do that i couldn't do that to where they upon the rope weeping did they lily get burned that bad when when we eventually got back to base we were allowed breakfast and then had to go on with the our drills
to fill our duty watches well do there is some psychological break downright their holy shit the most think about all of this did you make it through ominous oh my god do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me and your girlfriend ever said that to you when you think about that big bertha march was this look at this one or two or three and the australian defence force our military forbid we seem aggressive you say defence force had it the tool a policy where females could only be treated or ordered for so many hours a day so ending a these dash gas how accomplish you so handling ok helicopter shoe was only be performed by men because
it caused impotence and women but also men but females hold positions are they but they can also make a baby they know anybody will fuck himself you dick in your balls are excellent expendable at that point that simple math but females hold positions on the hilo refuel team makes sense but when it came to actually hurriedly she'll they get volunteer males to do it after dealing with like being blamed because my ship could get any new workers from land because the ship was can grinder had being in charge of people when i haven't even read promoted i decided to just start drinking so much i got kicked off and it was dispersed decision ever a great movie my last year of my contract at a base in a rich part of sydney australia a thing in the morning and banging a few the new female sailors that
all over twenty one puts a parentheses data i bet you see proudest morbid when i was awarded the humanitarian aid metal because i build hospitals matra after five sooner me i spent days helping in building and plus the merger with some of the most dreadful kurdish people ever met red story that is oh my god imagine if you quit i can help hired you'd have to be how scruciatingly tells you have to be to climb up the rope it be carried out three point seven miles i just said the immensely with every step does humiliations one step closer to being over what do you say when you get off i made sure about the fucking oh my god i can imagine what people said the other way back overrated underwrite overrated new york in los angeles i've
both cities for over four years each i love them but i've also lived on a creek in virginia and a farmer for mud election need to be in one of those cities just don't go there that i agree with that wholeheartedly should visit him underrated waves world i never did you talk about this movie you should slavery watch this it's time you take her head man all right i'll check it out i will definitely check it out i had an overrated underrated ok i'll let you know i'd overrated these new fucking elevators gonna fuckin he'd like twenty goddamn buttons but the elevator know that i'm going to floor for so it can fucking compartmentalize all the people there what i'm the only fuckin person there you know i gotta take my key out and fuckin run over the scanner the old school once we just got a new push the button
spoken ten years i was over the road was tat was the way it was and i never had the guy from no country from old men blow out lock and my door you know it was completely fight whatever state a bed and breakfast in colorado with this dude from germany there was so far concrete because he was walking the halls at night and i was just sit there the whole life would be i was looking at the light and i didn't have a lock and did i think we ve got a skeleton key and i was just sitting there some of my luggage is ugly ass green like made out a cloth bag cloth and plastic at this guy pewter mutter oh my god remember that driver through a lot of shit people i was told the german what first some fucking tell puke one that you get a closed with the puke
i have already told the story in itself fucking gross impute dont twice in my life what's on my head everybody my family got sick and we had this bathroom was a half a battle with no door you around the corner no privacy whatsoever we lived in a duplex squirrels got into the walls i scare my dad would kill you know the seventies eighty she should like that so there was no place you couldn't i could make a facebook video and shame my landlord enough or my dad can do he loves it is tat he had to kill of workers i made a proven i was fuckin shaken trying to get this thing to cover and my dad was on the other side of this giant fuckin butcher knife it'll bar something i can't remember there was a middle bar that's what i was a bit piece of weight or something
any flush setting out in that fucking thing came running up the broom the broad anal his eyes were widely shared its tail was straight up unusable brown to reply what you read my arm launched offer my shoulder and then it ran into the half the bathroom and there was one way in only one way out my dad was in the way any fuckin brought that letting down right out back of it's fucking neck then just slowly killed for three and i watched him do it so anyway what time we were all fuckin sick and i was in their finishing puking in the bathroom no door mother came running in i just ran rather than puking in the falcons think that was rattle the available
here we were young soldiers like you puking toilet in my head was obstructing the toilet was like we're how low pressure ghosts pressure takes the most direct route which is right through the airfoil that's how you get lift when you fly use those same principles what you could hinder the toilet my head woozy airfoil refer computer my head and i just freaked out and i was punching as hard as i couldn't stomach as he was continuing the puke but it's comin they were laughing there ass off happy in the just think was she just fucking dog my head and there was no so grows programmes so that the second time i get puke don i was trying to save money and i was taken a bus for men had until the guardia airport do you always said my terminal i'd taken so we have to have parliament took the bus over the bridge in this do
he's got up look at all great he fucking projectile vomited any hit the sweet old lady and follow me or a chest it was like the kindly assassination were the spray just went back again but didn't go to the left and went to the right where i was sitting and it on my sword my suck my were parents in all over my luggage and then he just stumbled off the boss and i was like you motherfucker i wanted to beat the shit out of me but i was broke and i needed the money and i had to go to my gig glared at him as alike do i have to go in there he cut off the boss people look at me like i'm an animal because i smell like fucking puke and i went into the bathroom
like beyond threats took the sakharov she was fuckin but i only had one pair of footwear slight throughout the size disgusting add a wash off my fucking paired leg the best i could my sneaker was so could falcon wet i want to talk on one sakharov walking squishy what fucking sneaker in my fuckin green cloth bag i wiped off all the pupil it was like state had like the little fuckin paper balls on it it was self can grows so fucking rose then how did you know like a fucking flight to like minnesota just sitting there smelling of historic acid and i got off the plane
ere i immediately went to a mall some sweat periods in the cheapest vulcan sneakers and socks and i just fucking through the shit up and i bought a bag but i didn't have time to do it forwards about gonna fuck and tell the trip on a fuck a terrible that was what you know those password for example southwest cuban worse a poor fuckin woman it is crucial to second term of restoring sucked out like that you really story that ah fuck can i put a new one shield or on the plane and the need to use the wrong fuckin screws they weren't long enough and if could fly like euro their cruising institutionally i began for five miles an hour the fuckin when shield flew off in the captain guts doubt but his legs gus
doc on the yoke and he was out sighed the fucking played and they were trying to hold on to him in at the door to the cod coquette blowing the guy couldn't slowly because it was on the controls this about the stories has helped out you know the peer pressure i guess levelled off or they can move a knock it sucked out and they were trying to parliament and they could one of the stewardess could see the guy outside the window looking at him is he wasn't blinking and she goes he's dead we should let him go fortunate i didn't love landing in turn the guy was in shock nuts just sit there like catatonic he got frostbite it one of his eyes i was just in this vote kills me the fucking maniac was flying again in a couple of weeks he still flies
imagine you know the thing is is what they really should have in the back of the plane is you should also have those shoulder honest as you said that you know mercosur cross she laughed and then over your shoulder so that if you sit next to the fuckin window god forbid if the floor thing blows out you still find but that would be prohibitively expensive so i guess what i'm saying is get the i'll see already we body go brewing go celtics i don't wanna go fuck and take a hot shower trying to clear my goddamn sinuses i will do that progress tomorrow be all caught up alright go fuck yourself if you consider check it on you tomorrow you oh geez
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