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the SBA championship game. Why wouldn't show your in town this still tickets to be had you do believe they still texts we have through the has to be the worst fucking sports town. On the face of the United States, I didn't say the earth: ok, I'm not gonna, be arrogant and act like. I know sports fans from here to timber to Armenia, Georgia and back to his original it's a real fuckin place. That's an expression! I don't who shot out. I don't lose not, but they fucking suck here in Atlanta. Ok in Atlanta, they suck George Bulldogs. That's how they start. You gave me. No, no doubt let me now between the hedges. Ok, I'm not talking The Assisi College Vulcan Sports Fan Dounia those people of fuckin lunatics right.

Out there make moonshine before the gained the right of a fuckin minds, the red it fall on fuckin redneck. Or they are like dad all Belvedere come in order that Fucking plantation vibe, one of the other. Just talking about the white people down here I saw in the drug addicts. In the waffle house all right. If you want to score some math and get a delicious breakfast and you're in the south. I have to recommend the Fuckin waffle house. That's the place to go if you'd like to maybe get new fight You didn't even know that you wanted to get your fight, that's what you want to fuck and go waffle houses, basically That would be the south that's kind of area. What the fuck is is equivalent to that up in the north, just someplace we could go on get some food, maybe get the sheer kicked audio, maybe get a prostitute here we have a heart attack

was it the cheese cake factory? You don't have to get back to you on that one anyway, so I'm here and I'm going to go into the other basketball game tonight. What the fuck is, what this chair swell he's fucking shares our keep it near just a thing with my calf. Sorry, it's not the cheers fault. It's my fault right! You know it's great about this. Chair is its now life so I really have to apologize to. You know adjusted if this was a woman. I have to be like now she would have our arms cross looking out the window. He I just I understand that you now you have pressure, because you ve been traveling, lately, okay, but this snapping and adjust immediately going to the anger, but no doubt

We finish. Ok, I think you said enough for their morning. You know you say that should just getting fucking god I'd have to apologize to. You know invite some flowers bites and stuff. You know sorry chair. Might my MIDI calf actually was hitting the adjustment, thinks it wasn't. Your fault wasn't a design for flaw. Whatever the fuck I'm trying to say what am, I tried a central to say that I'm going to see a championship came to night here and at last I am there. It's not even fuckin sold out Fuckin hilarious, who said what is wrong with the city of Atlanta? You noted: is this too much this too much pussy in the city that people they just don't go to the fucking too much pussy too much Jesus you're, both sides of the Fuckin rainbow you know, and they just don't go to the goddamn gangs. We must have a braves gave sold out. You know,

the brave you know what I would do. I put a fuckin stripper, pull out there in the guardian bullpen. You know so the people out here could make it rain in between innings and then I think, maybe I can get the stadium half fuck, fuck, fuck you what the fuck! this South Carolina? This is like a fuckin phone or I gotta. Do I do then the house I told the strip appear to you, don't kill me the fuck in Atlanta Braves. Is they still do that tomahawked sharp vent shit and there's no passion behoves What kind of a pocket ass old? Does it? How many tribes have said how fuckin offence

That is you don't owe me, that's why that's when I really fuckin hate people when they just like you, we'll worry. I got nothing to do with tat. You know that's stupid. Just you know it's like people. I go into the confederate flag. You know they try to say that it has nothing to do with fuckin slavery and just has to do with southern pride. Gimme fuckin break get out just be a fuckin racist. Man of a bee erases just get a nice fuckin, swastika, swastika, tattoo right on your forehead, stopping passiveaggressive, promoting a kick out of his hotel for saying this I'll fuck. You Steve jobs. With your fuckin noises, I heard it I started. I grabbed the phone. I fucking react to it. You can't from the gray. These still account.

I wonder whose idea he stole for that fuckin thing that passed off as a zone as he goes out, tries to fuckin levitate with corners, cheesy, fuckin, magicians, fuckin phone hate. This fuckin thing you know it kills. Me too is You put it on you, put it on vibrate, maybe there's no way to shut up. I'm sure there is, if I read the fuckin manual in all, but I have time for that period of fuckin, cellphone manual finally figured thing out and there what its obsolete Nate months Bill quit. Yelling you just lazy right. Maybe I should be going off on the dead guy. You know a douche bag on the cover of fuckin Time magazine, like Albert Einstein. As far as people who changed and shape the world view, it worked. Stupid? Advertising where they line themselves up with Gandhi, has actually fuckin worked, because now the dude dead and on the cover

magazine they oh Jesus, did even make the fuckin cover. Maybe did I don't know, but what the fuck you know. Then she had a really good picture Albert Einstein: they had a younger version of you. No words, was an all fuckin gray I needed Have that sad, look on his face bill at looking out on his face after he. I can show those cycles. Herod had a blow up all of Japan. I this is. The cover The cover is Abraham, Lincoln Jesus Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King, the Beatles Hitler, some old broad, was fucked up tee. Mother Teresa Fucking Gandhi, Jesus what the FUCK's, namely that gave, spent all those years in prison. For an apartheid or whatever the fuck. His name was a really really major Macy. The fuck is that guy's name they finally got.

His wife stuck by eminent fuckin dumped? Her gown came up with the phone that angry look on his face with the four Edison, the fuckers, a guy's name here, city platter, the worse and I'll. Fucking know who anybody is anyway. They got Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs, Robin Elbows, with all those fuckin people fuckin stupid Ass god? Damn nerds, because he did what he invented. A phone did even invented have inherited talked about this on stage. On the silver screen, so anyway, I'm out here, unfortunately, and I go to that goddamned gates and it is stupid country they don't even fuck and sell the thing out. They still do in their tomahawk chop sick. What? Why would you do that?

did we get the fuck a drum boded dumped on them? Just talking about this on a regular guys morning show my brother took a torment, somewhere in Arizona and they were too about our native Americans played their drums and they will be. I gave they played like this. They play it like that, but at no point did they ever go back to them. It's just some fuckin Hollywood shit where they hired a white guy with the ten, maybe a little bit of a sunburn. You know given the reddish tinge that they thought they got a fucking Indians have which have never understood Romania of American, there's nothin, read about their skin. You know, you know it's a fucking redskin. I am goddamned Fuckin redhead, you put me on the sun. I fuck with any native American

but you don't give a fuck who you are my skin will be rather than yours. I should be offended by the Washington Redskins. It makes for a make. Not you are right. Fact that your faces on the side of the helmet- that's just a misdirection. I just another group of people coming that fuckin redheads and you know what I want to get sick of it. Six countries, come up to me telling me that I'm gonna be extinct like I'm some sort of black and white rhino. You know you can do you guys, you will be gone by two thousand? Forty second would be seventy two and two thousand forty still gonna be here. You can't. You know why You know why I'll tell you why? Because I go out to these hotels, and all these another playing. Where are those people grow? A guy always wears? I was gonna play going, someplace, exciting. Sorry that was the inner monologue of a woman who got married at twenty two anyways ploughing.

This is why I want to live to be. Seventy two stay in motels. I don't fuck and make speeches about how to change the world we so my podcast, maybe I do a cuban- are much then Firefox Mozilla people, I do know, is gonna walk me. I got good genes and you know it. Today I got out theirs, they get the fuck and continental breakfast down there. They get the breakfast parfait and they also get the whole thing you can order from menu. I write a what I see down there, I see all the mandated FAT Fox who got the coroner office it down. They are getting sales now american Break wished to three then he style the fuckin bacon, the potatoes just what you know, what they're doing they fuckin grab and their heart by the by the lapels gravel

display motherfucker right and then just need right if they give your heart had balls. That's what you're doing with that breakfast, the all american. You know what I did. I went down there like a little fuckin twinkle toes right. I was up on my mama tiptoes and idle dance move and slid into the booth and allay you know, though, came over. You know it's a waitress like I think all waitresses should be female. Even the waiters, that's just a broad job. I'm hungry men,

I want food we brought to me. This should be a woman involved in that ok on traditional, I'm old school I pay for the movie. I want my sandwich made by a woman. That's a man and a fancy. Had some poor excuse for a Fuckin pope hat dude, how far down as the fuckin, catholic religion fallen. Now that we're all over there all away down there ain't there, and like sell. They had to leave this country gradually moving to the third world? Just because that they that's the last place that people are still believe that Bearded dude walked on water. Talk to a Fuckin Bush then you'd have died and then came back three days later. You know our shit fire engines are coming up. I think there's a plane on fire. There is my big fear. My big fear:

not dying in a plane crash, surviving the plane crash and then being soaked in jet fuel and burning up for a nice for second death, and then that's it. You know you're, probably even height, much higher, pitched on what the origami decibels you can. You can actually create if Europe burning and jet fuel it so fuckin terrify. When you gotta take off your literally just here in Europe too. Of gasoline get that we get it. We understand that you need a lot of gas g bill. Do you need a lot of gas to fly across the country while you're podcast is so informative. So anyway, so I'm down there and I get the fuck and breakfast ok, I couldn't get the fuck and three eggs any style. I gotta get the pancakes

other waffles. Do that shit where they turn it into a desert to get anything but fuckin shot defrosting on him. Now I say fuck all that, and I said to the lady. I said you know what let me get the cold serious calls called like Fuckin Margaret Thatcher's knees and I'm not saying that cause she's dead; ok, they fuckin shape shifting reptile euro. I actually think that she's George Bush, like that. That's like his alter regrow research. Actually, negro ego he's actually also Margaret Thatcher. You know just a theory. You suddenly kick around in a bar. I think they're all the same person you know, and they showed all the world leaders all in the same living room, and maybe it's maybe he's not a shape shifter, but he's got some excellent. Like Hollywood makeup, you now and then like when he was supposed to be: Ok, now carried their Evan, you know them when they cut to him over and fuckin beam.

The natural desire, it just fucking just changes its voice, he's like the mill blank like the Illuminati as well. I think that actually voted for the mother fucker I'd like to who is responsible for that fuckin squinting, Pollack, fuckin right around the goddamn tank, always a Greek! Do you guys know Copernicus the girl figured out. The fuckin earth didn't go, Reno was going around the sun, but this. And was the center of the universe. That guy was a pollack. All these polish jokes, you know Copernicus Stettin selling, a polish need me. It sounds greek, but I digress. So I go down there. What do I gotta get the fuck and raise and bread with the two percent milk there I get the milk from that

are those Bobby said? Another council? God knows what kind of fuckin poisons around me right now, but this only two percent of it, as opposed to four percent. Instead of around two percent of what I have no fucking idea actually read something: what time, how they do the fat count. It's bullshit can live how they do the gas knowledge on the cars. Were they drive the cart like two miles an hour with like a fuckin hurricane wind behind you, it gets sixty miles down, and then you get it. You'll get twenty in you like what the fuck daily. While you your step on the gas pedal too much, but how do I make it go without doing that, sir? Why are you being hostile cause? Your account that and then you're out of the ten year out of the shower. That's it that's it you ever going to show room, and you see the finger prints on the glass. You see one cent where it did there really

He worked, he said countries show room than was dragged out, I'm talkin about CS somewhat would raise Brandon, I gotta banana put it on top, and you know what I'm fucking talking about you're. Someone would raise brand than I gotta banana put it on top, and you know what I'm fuckin fault will filled up. The fucking stomach and I didn't go down there in inches. Just do not just start your day with fuckin twelve hundred calories to your ass and now you down there Eight hundred- and you know you gonna- do that, but lunch he had done and then the rest the day all it is, has just spoken. Overflow spillage for your fuckin arteries in your goddamn muffin top right. Why my yelling at you as this week are not fucking nominate. Amid a great more good about this fuckin gave a night. It's gotta be tremendous. Road myself. Why? Because it's a sporting event in Atlanta telling you if they put

Trip proposed down there, they would have fuck and sold it out and what it costs we like nine grand ticket so actually I have an amazing wake: I'm gonna basketball game tonight and I just wanna theatres in Athens, Georgia on Tuesday, I mean Alabama, which Georgia actually looks down on, which is fuckin hilarious if you're not from this region. You know, like you, fuckers are all the same to me and I don't mean that a bad way, but I don't mean it in a good way either Alabama our dome on Wednesday and then Thursday, over in South Carolina South Cock, a lackey. They're not Tuesday, Athens, Wednesday start on Thursday, South Carolina they got to chosen Lana than Saturday. I gotta the masters. You see that people, you too can live the dream, but when you never get married, I don't have any kids you can live selfishly like I do.

Oh God, all these wonderful things in brag about or on your own podcast and then go to bed at night and cry yourself to sleep. What the fuck! I keep it in a goddamn thing in this fuckin chaired Stryver me, nuts. You don't you know some sick. The chair knows my egos completely out of control just keeps leather. That's it puts bring him down a little bit. The closer to the floor. A little closer to the regular people are just to show you what a horror I am going to read a couple of couple. Add here: legal zoom, everybody, the other job. You hate me get up, you want to get out of it. You want to start a business, but you don't sound like you just starting a business. You want to sound like your actually making money already you now. This is what you gotta. Do you gotta go legalism await. That's a voice for the helmet about getting to keep these damn things straight: legal zoom. All this is how you set up the Uno right. This is it right is: is it

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And doing that tomahawk chop or Red Sox Van singing, sweet, Caroline, I let you think it over. I have to be honest with you just because its offending a fuckin group of people. There were victims of genocide. I gotta go with Tomahawk shop, but I have to say: sweet. Caroline is a close. Second, I mean that's literally stopped me from watching Fuckin home games of the boss, the Red Sox that now steroids error. I stop watch two thousand turned. You know once like fuckin half the Red Sox tested, positive was really half bill was a two or three key guys, two or three key guys: Euro, one guy I'll, think escape town vs Chicago for never fucking got caught for anything

that's just speculation, pure speculation, people, but yeah. So I was Canada pointers like our idea: the need to make steroids legal or get it out of the game, because I'm sick of getting excited about shit and then Four years later, you tell me that it doesn't really count. You know I'll fucking didn't how long expenses I've watched. You read such him and look at the USA today, sports page and it's got a picture of a boss. The red Sox who I don't even recognize and it said Middle, Brooks. Shows clout with three home day. Evidently, there's a guy in the Red Sox called will Middle Brooks. Who was for five with three home and for our be ice Sunday and he's batting three twenty four. The season I have that guy could fuckin be certain Our next we gonna fuckin restaurant. I have no idea who was below who's that really in shape tyres salesman.

He's, not attire. Sales me. Why that's dead spoken? Will Middle Brooks Middle Brooks Middle Brook Little Brooks the Middle, Brooks them Brooks family everybody's. Evidently we got a guy named, will Middle Brooks Day right now. Yeah. You know I gotta die upon the Yankees right now. I gotta be worried about that. Will Middle Brooks and who knows- I have no idea what's going on about what is going on a baseball right now they finally done Building all new stadiums and sing and dumb ass pocket songs just make the royds legal, ok. Just let everybody taken and then it'll be all right. They will all taken. Every body takes some everybody's jacked everybody's got a short fuckin temper. You know that which sought. But now you don't do really get that anymore.

Who knows you? It's not like you fuck! I read about it. Let's get to talk about sport that maybe I know a little bit about. Let's talk about hockey, I'm telling you fuckin comes right now Who role your eyes at hockey? First of all, if you don't want to be a fat fuck, take up the game, a hockey, it's the it's I'm telling you have saved. I say this: we. Can in week out it is the greatest old man sport. There is all these fuckin all white due to go out there and they still planes can hoop what happens they come in Monday. They blew out, they fuckin Achilles. You know constantly fuck up, you need your hips. You seek, as you run up the court right and you got on your Fuckin Steve jobs, new balance yourself that the official old white guy sneakers, which I just bought a new pair of with the inserts. That's when you know you're old, constantly get fuckin, hurt right baseball. Nobody play baseball,

replace soft power. This is really an excuse to get absolutely fuckin hammered need hot dogs, you actually softball leads. You actually fuckin gain weight playing the fuckin game. So that's no good night, you walk around this big fuckin gut You know. With the approaching shorts one size fits all. You look like you and your third trimester. That's fucking out, you sure, as hell not gonna play football in any sort of capacity, and that leads hockey. Hockey's great because you running around, but your gliding. You know I'm telling you you fuckin work up an unbelievable, sweat It's great hand, I coordination and completely percent, so I'm gonna fuckin Jim anymore. I just go out and get involved in a pick up came on actually to the point I met. The opera level of socking, I can actually stick and a little bit and keep my head up before. Somebody takes a block away from it, but I'm getting a good sweat and it's a beautiful game.

You're funny? They have all these different drills and I've been skating with this comic, nay, Craig, who I can now brought out on torn went through. Why was constant, Fuckin Michigan and he will show me a couple of drills. You once orderly. Stick time things, it's just there's no hockey drill! That is an absolutely fucking exhausted every fuckin one of em. It's like you do three wraps of it and you feel you feel. Like you, gonna ask you gonna die. You know if she baseball players before Fuckin gave this sort of laboring up. You know just tossing the ball flicking the rest ass, a fuckin sport. You wanna play ethic, but then you got it, you gotta do a hundred and sixty two fucking times. I would

to get of professional baseball player on this podcast and just talk to him about July and August and like how much, even though you make millions of dollars how much you want to kill yourself, how are you fucking eyes at that point? You ve heard the song take me out to the ballgame a hundred and twenty five Fuckin times J may outdo the Bois DE sit me like I'm gonna fuckin kill myself in his stead and out there in the goddamn son right and I gotta try to figure out who fuckin guy is on the mild and what the hell is put on the goddamn ball like baseball it to me is literally that's like on a math class every fuckin day. I just I wouldn't have the there's no fuckin way. I could ever get smart enough to play that game in any sort of fucking level. We I just can't like when you play football, you just fuckin walk up and you just play

right, I don't know, I guess you have to figure out the guy across the line from you, but not to the level of that. These guys have to you don't owe me, like maybe affair, the guy out for part of the game. They don't come in the universe, bring enough a fuckin new corner got nowhere. They do that with these hitter so we got a new focus pitcher. What the fuck's this guy doing. What's his deal, what's his release point? Can I pick it up? It's coming off. His fingers is no fuckin way. Oh fuck away. The only way I would ever make it in professional baseball's if I, but if I was a really good third based coach, I've really knew how to give the floor Signs that's the only way I could ever make it unify the God. Given it, buddy. I dont have the mental stamina to give a flock when another guy comes like. I just fuckin. Did this

I just figured out a guy: now you bring it in another guy fuck. This game factors have been announced. You'd ominous, I stole the story from this morning. And get to it on the other wonderful programme. The other regular guys here in Atlanta, some fuckin asshole spent over two hundred grand on a star trek re gun right. Two hundred Fuckin grand. Overturn a grant from some rare Reagan, I guess used on the STAR Trek episode. Do I want to know how much crooked shit has the bay Born generation done that they can afford to throw their money around like that, give what shows Barrett Jackson auctions and like Mustang I'll come up, others is an actual shall be. This is the real deal, we're gonna start the betting at odd or ninety thousand dollars who the fuck, as

hundred and eighty granted by a mustang. You know the Sydney Fuckin been nor those Fuckin Ferraris come up there. One from Ferris viewers day comes up or whatever they spend, like nine million bucks on it, do right there you should be fuckin thrown in a black van in four can take. It underneath the Pentagon. They figure out what the fuck you. Where did you get your money? They probably know give you know some You got if you have enough money where you can blow Nine million bucks on a goddamn ferrari that you not even gonna drive because its words so much fuckin money, your wife doesn't give a shit. At that point you have. You know people at the Pentagon right you walk into the Federal Reserve and the shadow you name like your fuckin, normal cheers. That's all I think of when I watch those auctions, unlike what this is all filthy, fuckin, nobody has this kind of money. Barrett Jack

Did you ever see a rod there? Ain't right does even have that kind of money. A ride, my favorite yankee of all fucking time. I don't know about any other red. Sox stands, I'm sort of a former Red Sox Vanderdyke. Eventually back into my kind of like last year, where they sucked in every. But you know just gonna burn off all the pink cats you know, but analogous their goods, everyone jump it back on the bandwagon. I gotta figure out when the good time jumped back in with those guys you know anyway. You know I probably do this year at this point. It makes me feel bad is a fact that I don't know who fuckin will Middle Brooks. Don't get you just get to know, will Middle Brooks Jersey? I have no fuckin, ideally, as is terrible anyways what the fuck was just talking about stock about known people in the Pentagon. All my favorite Yankee Ball Time Alex.

What rigorous, watching the Yankees trying to shame a rod into demanding a trade has been won in an in him, not taking the bait. Rose setting him in the knife, aiming at the play off any just still. Like valued. All we want to whatever is good for the tape a new year Yankees foreign Office just said a word: you're gonna have to pay him every fucking die. I bet that they have his contract out they're fucking giant, walnut tables, every fuck is one that expensive at every goddamn day just pouring. They probably have a team lorries just just specifically designed to pore over that guy's contract to try and figure out how the fuck they can get out of this, I swear to God. If a ride was abroad and fuck in the year, he's? What were words husband are right there

story would already been on the first forty eight because a ride what about whacked? That's just a type of financial fuckin situation there. You know whether the guides is like there's no way out of this. I just have two killer. You know, which is always the dumbest fuckin move ever yet automate. Yet you get you gonna go to hell forever. If that shit's true sons get at some has to happen. I think. You don't mean that some people get away with murder, so there has to be some sort of fuckin something right in another world, or do they just put it? in your head, because if there really was no ramifications, they didn't make that shit up the people would just be walking around killing. People. Can you imagine if you just had no fuckin Jesse, you just did that anybody was just annoying you, you just fuckin, kill them and you are so good.

You never got caught. You know what that who could you were still enjoy life? I guess if you dont have a conscience, I'm trying to think how many people I would actually like seriously what a kill that other guy ever what killed anybody. It's an interesting question which I could. Ah, there's been a few had wanted to. Artless gives the questions as we prefer a fucking certain criminal myself when it rains it poor your red, headed bested, so I know

it's gonna, be a horrible email, but I listened to your podcast every fucking Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, or whenever you get it up here, we gotta stop saying fuckin. Wednesday is not even Tuesday. It's late Monday, you fuckin wine and counts for the last fuckin time. I'd. But Monday morning, my time, it's not about you! It's about me! So go fuck yourself, fuckin bitching about a free, goddamn! Podcast! You guys the internet is a bunch of whiny, Kuntz, Whiting, an original counts by the way are right. You PETE what're you gonna set out you gonna fuck, and step up your twitter game stop using stock fuckin lines. I want the ass three minutes and twenty eight seconds of my life back. It's like is not the most unoriginal fuckin thing ever threw up in my mouth a little bit like you, ve, read that a million fucking times on on fire

can twitter and you're gonna write it again like like you're gonna, get a laugh, get up but he ever come up to you told your Fuckin street joke and then right after that told tee again now cause it's only funny once, but you fucking twitter hacks the same for that. Feeling when way, what that's like the fuckin happy tag safe working people than It's that there's no fucking original tvs, shit out their energies, unoriginal, counts and you're. Funny they're. All they just repeat. Shit that they ve heard and then they're all laugh and finances off at their own shit spoken annoying wife not to bring up the hockey

It was going to say you'd. Kill me right now is, I think, because of the injuries that the penguins have and the fact that the Fuckin Bruins can't school more than two goals, a fucking game. I actually think that the Canadians are. The team to beat right now in the east in, kills me that those countries are looking like they actually have a shot at one in the cup this year, because there's nothing I enjoy more than the fact that the Montreal can. Means are just not a factor anymore, but never gonna be a factor. Ever again. The way that they were? I mean it's a fucking, thirty team league. Now you know I mean dammit getting a fuckin. Sixteen league is its history, its really do them. Above all, like you know, back at the gate dynasty. The cell takes the fuckin, Packers Steelers and then the created the Canadians is the most that one has the most fuckin holes in it. You don't owe me you dominated a sixteen finally had to beat five other fuckin teams, ok, four of which

where are the United States of America, a country that could give a flying about hockey? Nobody wanted to be the next rocket we shard down here they wanted to be the next Mickey mantle. Nobody gave a fuck, so four out of five teams are yet to be people to make police and in fact, up until nineteen sixty seven is far Stanley CUP went it the Canadians and may police forego bluff a bluff dating whether this is this is how much hockey didn't mean shit in this country. I saw it. What time are now on the any channel the radio morning, radio programme, where they were talking about how the Rangers finally made it to the Stanley CUP Finals and Madison garden, so don't give a fuck about hockey. Every year they book the circus in Madison Square Garden during the time when this We cup finals was so the fuckin ranges make it and they, like

fuck you. We already have the circus like, but wait a minute where the Stanley CUP Finals and they go yeah, but we got elephants, go fuck yourself, so the Rangers had to play their home gay they put him in Toronto, cause you're playing Detroit. They figured to Toronto was the closest you know, Guess I don't have to fucking Detroit. So maybe you'd get some Toronto fence and hated Detroit Whitish Incentive Chicago who the fuck knows. But that's that's! That's how much hockey met you know something. I look at their dynasty like it's fuckin bullshit that bullshit I respected, but it's kind of like each other. Ok, five other fuckin teams. Wow did you're going to run. That's amazing. You had a one in five fucking chance of winning it. How did you do it? I've twenties bill, hey you read it at best it so I now above above

anyways I've been riding on a high point for the first time this month, and I want to get your opinion on this matter. I was on a low point when it came to know, and I couldn't bag a three hundred pound Baldy for the life of me, Baldy here to talk about a woman here say what fatty with a shape pussy when he talked about all of a sudden, I've been landing every hot broad I've been interested in for the less past six months, and I just don't fuck and get it, but don't don't over think it. So I got don't get your head just fuckin swing away, How does it work that nothing about me has really changed? Besides, I bought a new short and maybe did a few more polyps, the normal, but it just see Like when it's raining its pouring pussy, the women, smell it on. You are what I'm not eggs during this man. I've laid to the hottest girls. I've ever met in my entire life this past two weeks. I just wanted to ask the aid

question why the fuck does this all happen at once? Why can't life? is out, so I could ride the way for a year or two would be happy instead of having it all happened at once and lifestyle six eight to twelve months of the year because getting pussies it's like playing golf. It's a fucking. Mental game are right and if you have a bad shot, you got a blocked. The last one out like a relief Petrie, let up a home, run, pocket Gimme another ball and gives block eager block it out. But what happens is, you know you start to feel like you're in a swamp, and then you get desperate and fuckin women. Just they smell it on you, you when, in there you are you trying to hard extra splash of cologne, you're you're fucking you're right near grill, like Louisville, full court, Fuckin press, your right up

that fuckin pussy and then that's it it's over. They get all nervous. They pick up the ball. They go home. You know you can't give a fuck going. I only got a few times but, like I don't keep score, I refuse to give a shit about that sport and I have a great time and everybody else is for controlling their clubs and get pissed off. I don't give a fuck I'm having a great time. You know what I'm going for the whole I'm going for the pin. You know I thought, Mason I suck, but I'm having a good time. That's I gotta! Do you gotta, go film Nicholson on these bitches, I don't fuck and trying to plot and get par go for the birdie. You know if you miss who gives a fuck, you stay in that zone are not given a shit, sir, and even then you there's gonna be feet. Feast of famine. Ets is just how what is it

knew the answer to that. I would have done much better in my yeah, my pathetic trying to get some career book of job. God is the glory of Vegas. Ok, baby. I listened to the podcast and religious, the religious douche, giving his do. She impression of the story of Joe pissed me off. First of all, the phrase he got jobs is actually derived from the story of job. Are we just pronounce it too? That is, it is a job or job I'll fuck it now here's. Why? First of all, Christians condemn gambling and yet hold bingo parties in the church parlors every week, but the book of job actually reveals that, God, God is all for gambling cause. Not only did God make the very first wager, God was also the

First pit boss in Heaven was the first casino I like where this guy's going. The Bible story is that job was so devastated to devoted to God, Sorry there was no way he would ever curse. God's name, the devil went to haven't said to go no shit. He won't curse you. These riches, fuck he's gotta, help. Why seven? No now gay sons and three great looking daughters, who don't date, give me five minutes with that piece of shit and I'll get him the curse you upside down till next Tuesday. And God said yeah you want to make a fuckin way, just see God New job God made jaw. God do one hundred percent for certain that he would win this. This bet

bingo. God is now the first casino bars because God has an inside knowledge at the game, got even gave the devil the odd, so they shook on the devil, goes out fuckin over jobs, something fierce, raped and killed. His kids haulage kids rate and killed his kids Ellie burned all his house and crops killed all livestock, but the words The devil essentially gave job herpes, but not just to jobs, wife, what defunct herpes but not to jobs. Wife Explain that? U, wife, without at least cursing God, a little under your breath, but Joe, never caved, so God one the bed of course, God one it's God, God did give job while his stuff back, but now, but how stupid was the devil, Daddy Bet against God.

The same as all of us will we gotta Vegas and come out saying I got job Jesus Christ. There was so fuckin clever it made my fuckin head burst. I think you're, absolutely right. But I just I got half way through that stories like there's, no way that someone wouldn't wouldn't freak the fuck up rate, his fucking kids. Why is the bibles who so fuckin violent like that. And you just have to sit there and, unlike you know why? Because they want you to be just completely one hundred per cent devoted to the bull shit that their given you that the envisaged guys saying their version of what the visible guy saying to the point that some common Rachel kids burned down your house

this new crops kill all your livestock and at no point you're not supposed to be, like God, damn at any point in that's supposed to fuck and say that, and if you don't gods gonna go, The everything back he is, its horrible should happen. People's families like that in the end in God, doesn't come back and make it fuck it better, be fuckin idiot. We will go to church that fuckin story knew. They will believe it. Sorry, sir, you mean a great but almost seemed like a very colonists kind of bit their sorry, my fucking opinion on organised religion. I get a little flustered regular hot into the collar lost or bust hey bill love the pot cast over you have above so my question has to do with the law school with law school. My brain is not fuckin working today, I'm gonna be done my first year of law school three weeks and I hated it. I have never found

Anything I like to do in my life other than you, the usual there are achievable things like my love for hockey in football. I hate every job I have ever had and I thought law school might be the answer, but it's not well, but is not that I cannot stand law school and I can Stand the thought of the career in law? These professors always talk about, the rules, all the restrictions, all the dealing face to face with people's problems. It sounds exhausting, it sounds not fun at all and I have zero enjoyment from it. Hardly know the answer to your problems. Here, sir, or at least I feel I do he said my question is this my friends and family? Also, this is just part of life. Nobody loves their job, nobody likes school, etc. But I see these people who love their jobs. I see people in my class that love their loss. Cool stuff. I dont know whether I should stick it out in school and just pray. It grows army, the debts from law school are insane

hope. It grows on me like everyone says it might, or should I take the plunge and change direction, complete completely. Look for something else that poles my excitement I do not know what to do and it weighs on me daily thanks and go fuck yourself to your ignoring your inner voice, which is saying I dont like this shit. And what you gonna, but it's a safe way to go. You get a large degree again you become a partner right and all of a sudden you make money and you fuckin hate your life, and you know why you gonna bring that home to your wife and kids and you gotta be an asshole husband and father and because you hate you fucking job, I or you could possibly do that. Who knows you could come home and just fuck and leave it at the front door. Look to you said you have a love for hockey: football Dynamic, fuckin jobs. There are why don't you go into that.

You know. If you gonna stick with law school, I become a sports agents, so you least around it. But if I was in the hockey of football I don't know I would. I would try to get into broadcasting get into journalism. Become a sports train or something that's all kinds of jobs at the cop high school work away at the college and Allah type, a shit. You know I would go that route if. Like sports, you into that. You know that this is full Sophie by a lot of people who don't go after their fucking dreams that, if you, if you that those aren't real jobs, getting an inn in any sort of entertainment or any sort of very exciting fucking job like a b b one. It was those whitewash. Rafting guides those fuckin people. You know who get all kinds of foreign policy, because you get these people who this is there one week vacation from the job they hate they see. This person is totally

free love in life- you know women, oh my god that looks on Alex fond. I needed inside make right between other getting better up against some rock right next to the course fuckin factory That's what I would do so you sound, absolutely fuckin miserable. It seems like you, love hawking football, so I would try and find a job in hockey in football, and I know that sounds fucking insane, but you know shows telling jokes for a living. I wasn't the funniest guy in high school. I was funny, but I wasn't the funniest. I just went to a fuckin open MIKE and I turned everything that I used to. Trouble for until now I make money Now we are in Atlanta two feet from a fuckin airport breathing ingest we're. Gonna go to the sea, a championship game, as I tell jobs for fucking living. You too, Sir Kay live your dream of a dumb fuck like make it do it. You can do it too. It sounds like you, absolutely fucking hate being being in law. School are right.

It's gonna be terrible, do then you become a lawyer and then because you hated you, can we look for a big score. You know when you. Some. You know some. So some sort of corruptible fuckin thing to get your fuckin money. She could parachute your way out of there. You re sitting you stupid office, which cuff links, sealed tech just counting down the days euro too, when you you're fuckin ever vague, Patient. Do you gonna beat a trial lawyer in somebody's freedom, is gonna, be on the line and you can have any fuckin passion for you. Can we sit across him Oh my god, if I was in deficit of one more parson, tell me that drugs were planted on them. You mean I'm telling you don't fuckin. Do it right You can have a fund job and make money. It's one of the biggest fuckin lies, that's told by the generation and enough Parents are fuckin miserable and they hate their job. They don't know they don't know. So there, too,

and you what they know that you know what life's tough and you go. When you sit there, your head, the box, you have this fuckin miserable fucking existence. You don't have to do it. We can only spoken people write and blogs It's fucking people out there. We like them into food booty and they go around my God, the apple having too much than in an honor they take pictures of it makes you know the guy. Advertising and they make money. Sit there. The fuckin pajamas eaten fruit, loops. Reviewing it making money, you can't make money in Fuckin, hawking football. I you you're. Out of your fucking mind, sir. I felt the weight of your fucking life. Read nothing all right so pleased for the love of God for all the innocent men that you're going to defend half heartedly in the future. Please tap on that fucking industry and go someplace that you give a fuck are right there, but sir, and you know what that's one to grow on meat in Greece.

Bill I'm curious what you think about the meeting, great taking pictures, etc with people who attend you shows is completely awkward. I fucking hate that word stop using that word. Such a fucking, overly use goddamn word that the whole fuckin generally the sun is shining awkward laughing. My ass off shaking my head tweet you enjoy. It is nice to hear people tell you how funny you are or is it just become ridiculous? I see pictures that fans take with artists and always wonder of the artists. Are thinking kill me now or if they approved, if someone wanted to take a picture with them in the setting of a great day, go fuck yourself. The meat greatest like doing a whole other show if you're, tired, it's a fucking pain in the ass. But you know: if you go out there, you you, you know you put a fuckin smile on

face you take pictures with people, it's really what it is. What makes it exhausting is is fifteen percent of the people, eighty five percent of fuckin cool, it's the fifteen percent. There are fuckin hammered. Add a slap on the back and therefore they get their fuckin sweaty. There's a bunch of like you know I m there why? How we may del does the fist bump bud? generally speaking it. Oh I like going out there, I like, on out there. People say, and I had a bad day analysing the podcast you I've had people come up to me and say no, there mom as cancer, and they she watched all three your specials in, and you know it put a smile on your face to me that that's like that's worth going out there in dealing with it out. When you know one of my pet peeves is one somebody's, much taller than me as a guy, and they put their arm around me and this sweating

Fuck and warm armpit is resting on one of my shoulders. I fucking hate that, but you know that makes it worth it. When you hear stories like that or you got you know, People who are going off to war came back or whatever they say they listen to your jokes held its there's, always there's always a couple of cool, relations that that makes it worth it. What makes it annoying is when people don't have their cell phones ready, or they handed to somebody. They don't even know, and then they do not use the phone and then they get upset because a complete stranger doesn't know how to use this phone. That's not even theirs and die at that. Would you already have your arms around these complete strangers in depth? That gets a little weird, but yet I was a part of it. Get out.

Like fuckin. Doing that you know, don't don't don't jump on stage. You know, so I look at it. We ve. Sometimes I don't go out there from fuckin exhausted and I feel like I'm getting sick. I won't go out there because you know, I'm gonna go out is shaken all these fuckin hands and we get every germs all over me that I'm gonna get sick and then my next show is gonna suck because I'm gonna be sick in it. You know, I have that's my first obligation. Is you paid a ticket to see me? Give you a great fuckin shown if I don't do that? What's the all right, so they go or a single man advice. Also by gotta be honest with you too, when I first you to go There you mean it's a skill to know how to actually Talk and interact: it's like a whole new skill. You have to learn so I, and good added at first I just feel like a hour. You did you like those show you know I was

we bad at it and through Watchin certain people who are just naturally good at Sunday was really good at it. Cabin heart, I thought was really just naturally good at I would just kind of watch how they interacted with people and tried to use that as a a was guidelines on how to fuck it. Do it enough so anyway, but I have to admit, like people never used to do that, like that of the interaction that you guys have now with put people that you see it shows is fucking insane. You know what to lower toward no doubt concert and she was like taking pictures like grabbing people sell. Phones and taking like fuckin selfies. I guess that's what they call him with people in the fuckin crowd. I actually found that annoy it's like. I came here to see you guys, I you know, I know now. You'd have to kiss the crowds

so, like some fuckin unbelievable level, but I just think it like knockdown, sick, you're, fuckin rockstar be rockstar. You should be that accessible. You know I'll fuckin, where whatever arrogant single man, ice. I built. Ok me just bill maybe a little more than that, no just bill, I'm keeping the intro simple, single need advice. I dont know what soup to choose. I'm really fond of clam chowder. Are these euphemisms for different kinds of women, really fun of clamp? Chowder? I see you again, pasty, redhead but no that chicken noodle soup would be better paint the picture of the classic bachelor role, what you guys Why do you guys leave out like four words in a row and just make me sound even dumber than I am? Which soup would look better spilled

on the plain white T shirt. Also I just clean my apartment after letting the dust build for awhile. Is this a problem thanks for device? Thanks re advice? It worked single man advice. I do I really have to answer this fuckin thing which look out to clamp chowder is like crustacean judges. Closure is fucking disgusting, it's fucking gross, it's like oxter puke, still warm at that juncture. Shit. Now the women autonomous operates. Fact clam chowder is its octopus g, ok and Octopus. Taking propitious and is having a reaction to quit and that's what those juncture I can also come on man. That's hardy, that's good stuff! That broth is,

Early gonna show up, though, if you fuckin, you know, if you get clamped chowder on your teacher people going to think you took a fuckin hot one did a face: dribbled off your goddamn shed, while disgusting lobster puke octopus judges and then a fuckin mail on male facial to end the fuckin podcast. How do you like that right, they're, fucking, to point mine two points for the dismount. I think that that is where we can end with that. Let's have some of my shows here: everybody oh by the way, by the way I almost forgot to bring up the hard copy version of you People are all the same for all the old school media concerned. Consumers. What are we fuck? You say out there, dear old school like me, and if you really like some

then you just don't want to download it. I don't like the one that is, I think, if I can't pluck and hold onto it, you know it's me. I don't fuckin like that. Stuff words. You know it's on my Itunes and its is in, on my fucking, my phone on my ipod or whatever I dont like that shit because of those things all die and back in the day when you stereo died, you didn't lose your whole record collection to slime. Fair, if you like, to have its like Heaven, the gold behind you money all right, if you like a hard copy version either come out to see me live or rather by went off for the website. Non Uneath whereby you can either download for five bucks for the kids, that's the snow borders and if you still ski, if your old school and you want the hard copy, it's available: billboards Conrad on the March page and docile but surely I am working on some podcast t shirts.

That is it. That's the podcast for this week. Let's say: let's quickly, go to billboard dot com Yehudi like in the game tonight, haughty alike. I have family from the MID west. Some kind of Poland for Michigan, but you know Louisville, has got the whole broken leg story, so I don't know who to evolve for here who do route for, but I have to tell you that that Michigan seems to win on talent. You know like why I cut but they beat Syracuse was beyond me because Syracuse had this insane fuckin zone defence and they were all the way out by the three point: nine saw mealy, unthinkable just fuckin fast break. Don't let him get set up, don't let the ball touched. A fucking court. Do some magic Johnson Showtime, like a shit, get it up there and get some easy fuckin lay ups and make them adjusting your fuckin gay and they didn't. They will just dribble it up the court and let these fuckin guys get set up. They couldn't be.

Double t MIKE, I feel like Michigan is getting like causes so young they just kids. I really feel that their kind of getting away on raw talent and now they're going up against Rick Patino, whose just a monster coach, I think Louisville gonna, take it. That's what I think, but my heart I'll be rooted for Michigan Hail to the vectors valued back there, but not a pop up. You know. I also like a high state because I come from has achieved its. We don't really have an approach it other than Doug. Slowly fuckin stupid share went down again. I can cut our rights this deal. I would be the Georgia Theatre in Athens, Georgia April knife, albeit the commonly club at the star, drawn Hoover Alabama April tenth,

The challenge in Music Hall April eleventh I'll, be at the tabernacle for not one but two shows Friday night and Atlantic Georgia April twelfth, and then I got two shows that the private tap on Monday. I think those are already sold out April sixteenth. I have two shows it. Lord State University in April, seventeenth them at the Jackie Gleason Film or theatre in Miami Florida later on this matter, I'll be in Dallas, Austin, Texas, Kansas City, I gotta dig in LAS Vegas. Anybody wants to escape and unhappy average and see me at the mirage will be their own may, seventeenth and eighteenth. All my dates are up on billboard Duck Thank you. Everybody's been listening to the podcast. Our numbers have been growing. To the jail Rogan experienced podcast for always given shouts and links to my podcast, if you listen to the J more sport show up, and we call on that in today. At eleven thirty.

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