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Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-18

2018-05-01
Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.

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hey what's goin on its bill bernstein for the monday morning podcast for monday flock in april thirtieth two thousand and eighty what's goin on how are you i'm still sick i just i've just every time i start to get healthy i travel again so i actually had the risks hu a gig something i've never died on camera middle last time i did that so i guess i just need to fucking stay home and i just haven't coffins some have an absolute falcons fit it night like my throat sounds this i still got sniffles and we got a bowler but i'm colonel writer carve a little bit during the day but the second i lay down at night i just
so my throat it's all drainage said this conference and i am saying this to you guys because all of you now without medical degrees are now leaping to your fee and you know exactly what's wrong with me and what the curious and that's my favorite thing about being sick i liked him i'd go to doctors i like to talk to people who have talked to doctors or went on web andy and then they fuckin diagnosed me so i just think you do i need to shut it down for a couple of hours can days not do anything it's what i need to do but i may avoid doing the fuckin podcast give the body that came out to enhance lana to the show fox theatre i know i sounded like shit but i think i had a good show the next day like an asshole
rather than just being like bill you sick you know don't do the plan one of them just go home and sleep it off i could they asked me and i went to the tallow dig super spoken speedway and i went to that nascar result there man and now i just had a great great time legendary legend retract that's where they always have the big one big ones com you gonna win its common all you know all you really now is that is common the big one is just taken drive so goddamn fast there that eventually now in their right on each other's bumpers we all it takes is somebody do little shimmy jimmy shame jimmy jimmy shake whatever the fuck it has shaken bake joking spirit i duly bobby shit little brewster baker
lula stroke race was darker movies i saw ass i breathed into my views and then wages have like a giant in crime so you know the deal tony steward sober can become there for the accidents i don't see anybody die but i want to see shit fly through the falconer so we were in the sweet then we won like the first couple legs of the race analysis i do i wanna go outside and i want to fucking you know here the cars and knowledge so we went the upper deck witches as you can see the whole goddamn track and then we were like a squirrel locus it was more seats went down there and it said hold things like forty fuckin cars by it like you know hundred eight hundred ninety twenty miles an hour now you think it as if if they
they have the big one right all right in front of me because by the time everything you know settle system be fattened tumor i'm a quarter mile down the fuckin track it's like if it happens right before me there is chance i could take a lot blood not to the side of my head and be fuckin dead but it is amazing i get tee in the people down there were fucking great i've always been a failure i cannot bear to beautiful goddamn state but i will i will tell you this not to get negative in shit just in general there is a level of fuckin poverty tat you just not fuckin but like some of the people someone ideologies for a long time ago patrice o neill told me this is fucking lairs she said you know some bill egos black people we agree it being broke can i go we talk about it goes look at us because we had we're the cleanest motherfuckers on the earth
you wouldn't know that we're broke even if we are both bilaterally something about white people when a white personage broke you fucking know it that's what i was thinking about as i always do i was like a ship that he said and i just was looking at these funds people man some not all the budgets that was there's been a few well i've been traveling these benefits times where i've seen little kids and i've had the urge to rescue them you know i'm looking at the adults you like it's too late for you know i've seen that an inner cities i saw in india and i saw it in alabama tell dig not everybody must send every boy but there was definitely some fuckin people's lives like decade you get him out of this environment he is he's gonna fuck and hope
jesus christ i owe you know something when you hear that shit white privilege and stuff you can say that to me but i always like after going to that race i was wondering what those people think kristen was definitely skip their stop talking down on these people fuck you know people up north and people on the coasts and everything they get this fuckin attitude like you know she white new broke its cause you dump that's just ignore could you haven't fuckin travel but having said that there was a disturbing amount of confederate flags that i saw like i don't know i don't i don't get that aspect of it but the other ship i'm just talking about see coming out of the city of fuckin sneakers it was it was it was it was interesting
definitely has a fellow american i would like to know we we really should be doing something about this can we try to help you so i can people out now i know trump said he was gonna do it he was gonna make a great again i could tell you right now that didn't see le greatness shit what do i do i talk about things why do i see things in the talk about things get our because what i do i didn't talk to no actually talk to people when i was there i had a good time is definitely a few people there just how to take pictures of the euro but how can a post them just because you know i don't want to further any sort of fuckin stereotypes and the people nascar treaty be great but this deftly i saw this fuckin guy he had on overall shorts physiology way to describe it
larry bird short shorts and the whole thing was the american flag and count my boots with no shared underneath it shape in some glasses you look like rob how fared on the fourth of july is the only way to describe and he was there next to a guy it just fuckin bare feet look like you walked out of a coma was falcons some old school shit and people just smoking like chimneys like a lot of people smoking down there reminded me when i was a kid like the level that people smoking but haven't said that
is also punch other people that look fine i'm just say it but there was definitely some people just like god damn that guy's fuckin broke how are you hawaii india that broke what they say it out there's that's not supposed to happen useful suggest for could wake up married all the doors are supposed to swing open for you which your hawaii privilege let it happen for me people at dinner happened for those people are you don't i think i'll ever goes back then it goes back to the civil war when you lose a fuckin war like that to the repercussions of that you deal with that for a long fuckin time you don't i knew some people that relocated from the north down at the south back in the eighties my parents moved or whatever i just remember them column and they won't dude i'm learning shit the school right now that i learned fuckin two years ago up north
fuckin ridiculous no fucking reason for that there is no reason for that itself did i mention the race was fuckin awesome closer to them taken aback by shit like that you want to see that what to see that anyone right simple struggling i do not have the answers what jeanne short very great stuck in full at the track jesus christ it was delicious food heather's barbecued forget something or other coastline and everything was absolutely delicious and i love the track jerry track and then i love the fucking the bleachers it was just no frills no bullshit you know look like an old football stadium on issues like we're just build in fuckin seats that's it no fun
so she stands and under their crap stephanie good turn i hope i didn't come off like a semolina she anything anyways blown ahead now now we're gonna get to my lease attitude should withdraw this is something that everybody can be like there were a problem and all i ever the problem with delta airlines are right these falconer souls for whatever reason they board first class and their premiums select whatever they call them they're fucking medallion members at this same fucking time you know all these widgets salesmen that fly every fuckin weaken its like ice twenty years in the back of the fucking playing with this stress of the back of the plague like fire
i need to line up an hour before the flight so i get on early enough so there's gonna be a place for my fucking bag there's a dc nine am i is is the engine right outside my window and parts gonna fly off into my fuckin head at my next to the bathroom smell the person shut the fuck up working class ice twenty years in the back of their fuckin place and they kept us back there and we didn't get on it till first class got on and we will now have curtain tat was their fuckin bathrobe regard damn hell gig i had shit thrown at me i got bored i got knocked out of money and i moved up the rose pop up i got up to the exit ryan i got all the way up there now i can finally afford set up fraud right i don't give a fuck
they like anybody with a limp or infection anybody active military even if you never saw action even if all you do is counter grenades rather than fuckin problem you can get on first i'm gonna be got a stroll around a kid you're all did in a wheelchair a fuckin problem what that these funds assholes they take all their frequent flyers and then these fuckin fuckin counts all right they line up like a half hour before so my quest first class line they go it's right here i looked back i'm like fortieth and fuckin lie i got the anxiety again that's not that is first class first class is you walk on without a fuckin care in the world that's what i paid for i walk god what care in the world and you pretend that are better than the people behind me that is what i'm paying for and that is not the experience you get on delta airlines
all of these fucking people just fuckin why can't you just bored first class two seconds later those fuckin premium cuts they lineup like it father for now i gotta stand up i don't you use frequent flyer i pay full price for the fuckin ticket because i can figure out how to do the fuckin finally want to figure out figure of euro when you fuckin miles i haven't you assholes bodies good price here you go a guy shops are not waiting for the sale of parents those pants what are they here this is given to me so if i can get on the plane and i get a plane all first class fuckin bids are taken i see one what looks like fucking too rose behind me i feel that that fucking anxiety that fuckin anxiety they gave me the drive to get up to the front fuck and play
then sit near right of falling fuck it stood out all this shit right i don't know like built quit you fuck unwanted fuck you is what i say thou say it again fuck you don't call it fuckin first class adult charge me for forest i want a first class experience so many people set in the back of the play let's say you when i will unfortunately you saw the fuckin proposal right said that they were going to give you a first class accommodations unlawful in the vat or what came walking into the hotel and you didn't get to go to vip check and you still this stand in line with all these flip flop wherein fuckin overwritten jackasses is that the first class experience you told me they treated me like it dollar whore you gotta three dollar whore you expecting a certain level attitude but when you get
twelve hundred dollar two thousand dollar fucking car girl she supposed pretend you're interesting and your stories are fascinating that pay and for the experience option like you know that experience does not exist to airlines you're gonna get on the fucking playing with the first class seat did you fuck and paid for with forty other fuckin people in front of you what then braces what do you got all this other accoutrements they need because those poor bastard i still sitting in the back of the plague why pay good money i paid good god their money for the fantasy that i am above those people that i did not get that i hope mr and mrs delta airlines here this fuckin thing i hope they try to come at me with some sort of voucher some sort of gifts a tip
for a brownie sunday the next time i go back to the atlantic jackson fuckin airport this is to take all this fuckin waving in my arms then i'm gonna fuck and change it they're not going to change and i'm still gonna fly their fuckin airline when i have to because i don't have a lot of women who i'm basically an american airlines guy you know american airlines in his life first class you do just eat you you can all but the first class people you sit down you fuck and fine and you know what you are here and inspiration inspiration to the residents passions which passengers that walk pasture on american airlines they're looking at you gonna look at its sickly bald looking red headed guy i work cardinals sunday i'll be him get on the plane with that turn the fuckin world it's like delta airlines you'd get normal those same pocket people you know
people are so fat they got decrease in the back like a toddler the tunnel of those key roles of fat you know me there's a certain level of fatty get you should really have your arms up another way a little baby works my attack and fat people i've just i've travelled traveled i don't know how many falcon miles i travel the list this way when i saw that george clooney movie where he was trying to get a million miles i wasn't impressed alright but a man was doing was pedestrian now what can you met the woman you found out later she was married welcome to the fuckin wrote buddy was to feel bad for you but you full had a beautiful salt and pepper fuckin here i got to say you fill in indian fuckin italy my stockings all right and one is life anyways
just like the delta has put me in the position to accept was myself for the illegal content are you all right i'm not saying that are better than the people in the back of it what i'm saying is is i got paid to be treated better than them and i wanna be lumped in with all these can contest winners although fuckin widget salesman that fly you goddamn airline every fuckin fuckin we against that now this debate they board what the fuck did they pay for their ticket three anna you did not with me how dare you position delta mrs mrs dealt airlines they should i should it got a fucking discount i just wish there was a fuckin phone number that you could call it actually talk to a person and i could just be like that guess asked however can you airline i do not even want to see people
the only other occurred during a fuckin flight like we're just walston right up just using the fuckin bear everybody gets everybody in first place the fuck out of here get out of here with you a comedy economy seeding shit you take those in the back body dead the back and i want to listen to your fuckin sit upon farts up here ok his first class we are aware no i don't give a shit she's about don't give a fuck about any but the only thing i fucking want is what i'm paying for it first class and i just mosey honour the fucking plain and stick my bag went about my chair and i sit in a chair that's actually fit to be used by it when being that's all i'm fuckin paid fund or give a fuck about your meals and other than other bullshit and did you call me mister berwin s effect you can take my fuckin hoodie ngo hang it up i don't give a fuck about all that i'm paying
for no anxiety like it this is the thing gonna be there i although that is so how to be god it's like women a lottery that's with slight first classes he flight the thing about forty five first class you don't want the flight to end that's how going first class is supposed to be delta has somehow lost david they forgot what the fuck was she not to me not i blame all of this on i don't blame all this shit on fuckin ass casual fridays casual fridays and ended it fuck it ended in this garden country i am old enough to remember all the sun casual fridays so old i am i remember that she came out at something was working in the warehouse and somebody from the carpet area just
started work in there you don't owe me those diseases like michael j fox piracy in order me to get yourself a skinny tying a fuckin cubicle near bought afford probe i would have the factories to call us fucking cars you gotta go subaru you know this can little michael j fox guy goes what's goin on casual fridays but i made joker go all that's when everybody dresses like us basic like you run loading a truck boss got upset by that trade some big fuckin meeting about it mr byrne said that that's what everybody drives dresses like us are now that stuck with me in the eye we should have what pride out here in the warehouse it like it but by then you just a bunch of fuckin hung over musicians and class clowns workin out there were just stare at this guy going to push showed up
like we always show up ok if you think we're gonna fuckin looks like it's a nineteen fifty that we work in an ice cream parlor to go unload trucks that's not happening so that failed blood yeah everything is just become like everybody's just fucking down to earth now sort of as the mill glass shrinks i dont understand ok do you back in the day when you shouldn't first this is how far we fuck income when you first class on pay and am in you flew into j f k international airport back before the airport said they were international economy as i can fuckin podcast something claims they have like a million fuckin downloads or the number one is something you know i mean every fuckin airport now says they're international while you know yet connect from our airport to an actual international airport next thing you know you're in europe so i think we're international debts
second assistant hockey fogarty a second assist you know that fuckin guy gonna pass into the other guy you get a point to thought my train of thought what was my point back in the day the met life building a new york writer broke rebuff grand central station is be the pan am building or back in the day new from first class in pan am you landed a j f k you got off that fucking plane from up top where there was a guy playing a goddamn piano ok europe day the summer when came blowin in war she saw my day right nothing to people are well what happened all the good looking stewardesses and all that our because there's no money they deregulated the whole fuckin thing and then every fuckin jerk off with flip flops could
the first class bathroom and then all those good looking woman alike will this not nobody the gold digger on this thing i'm fuckin adding it that's what happened ok you the money the money goes out the window so does all the beautiful women like a vast the biggest sucked right the fuck out everybody on the flight looks like fuckin allison brady budge drinking this fucking cold and flew herbal shot gun it's gotta be the dandelions or some shit got its better and it was what you gonna finish this fucking story when you flew first class on pan am to j of key international airport when you got off that fuckin playing you didn't go to the airport with those needed you got off that fucking thing
and they watch you over to a fucking helicopter ok and you like run burgundy you know the scarf around your neck and glasses scotch you fuckin walked over that thing you got on that they flew you from brooklyn right up and over all the traffic landed you on top of the pan am building and you know i was up there there was a bar for women rich people in all this shit you got off into that world can you another scotch talk to some women or whatever right will you made a fuckin business connection and then when you are ready to go to somebody your bags you went down in the elevator right knew a fuckin cab over your goddamn hotel in probably summits pull fuckin a ball and your breast coat pocket we ve gone from that
to what i experienced in atlanta her mistress dealt airlines ok i missed it i missed but my window of waste where's class was first class there did you sometimes you just gotta admit that you mr like i feel bad for millennials look at all this shit that they're gone through all these climate change goals crap that they're gonna have to fuckin deal the ramifications of i looked back you know is a deal with the turn fifty unlike you know what it's kind of cool that i got to live through the seventies eightys and ninetys you know can i take you out now when i look at people in their sixty seventies and eighties and i'm thinking like you know what that guy right there that guy probably got his dick sat on a helicopter right from j f k up to the top
danny and building decade knows what first classes are right here i want to hear from the people in the back of the plane spoiled brat i am i don't give a fuck i'm so beyond you that i won't even read your emails i can tell by the thought that you sit in a back at a plate where you have a law no kidding you're gonna be what the fuck can just get on the phone complain all i'm asking for helicopter right i don't need a fuckin hand job could just get on the fucking plain in a relaxed manner just put my bag up there's two fuckin paid for and then you can come to me and be liking do you want the eggs are the oatmeal can i get the eggs i'm sorry where ally eggs
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like it does exist of the seventies and eighties like that quick little joke i hockey player the brutes job to all over temper bay in game one to go up one nothing once again bob line was apt movie killin it took aroused was plain fucking great the brass go would have already we'll have the guy slackened these will work on how many other roman somebody scores a lot of the time after put my headed to see who it is because we change somebody players the season with the kid i'd i'd probably watch five full games and anyways the game temper wishes stability may just came out like they are the play and we just every time we had a pocket was like it was on edge
so whatever its wonder why we did what we have to do we want one down there then that i will come back and i hope we get up more competent officiating crew cause those guys we're just did there was like they were off and whatever they made some fucking bad calls but that happens sometimes of course go your way sometimes they dont you don't worry about it you pick up a move on but you know when the fuckin net is off the god damn mornings whatever the fuck they call it in the college i do though by by rare or air for like a half a pocket minute they just don't see it that date there was not ready for prime time officiating i just hope it i don't want to come down because only the temples a great team and i want i want to see tamper beat us or the ruins with them i just you know that is a pet tv mine that you know you start calling tricky tax shit and you start like you know diktat
the tone of the game in another son you stop calling taken tax shit it's just weird you know remain and then you'll let me shit got within all of a sudden you call in store for me that's the type of shit you know can the day when i used to watch the nba was like what the fuck do you know the should restrict speaking of the nba i was working saturday night in a mist everything about stop this game seven against milwaukee i have not even seen a highlight i am very happy that we won i became a wanted you know wired wire and then last night the waiter singer religious boston celtics had a fuckin play off game while the ruins how to play off came and we beat us formidable philadelphia seventy six years one is that next game and i can't write last time i think we played each other the players i have to go back to like the two eighty one eighty two eighty three way back in the
they are a game too is went thursday motorcycle overlap with the bruins fuck am i supposed to do i want to see this over achieving celtics with all the goddamn injuries is tremendous my takes in the nba finals before started you can check the great and always lovely tom ira it's what i've always loved about his act if it's not the top shelf job i think it's the elegance of his performance i say yes we will i thought i might take toronto in the east in golden state because i figured golden stated one of them is gonna make it back and i don't know suppress with toronto he's got our weapons in shit blah blah blah blah blah and unlike the broadest played like the
over sixty years with all the fucking players that that guy's been involved in it's only with those of those are my goddamn picks and as far as hockey go is i know it's hard to go against the penguins getting back again but i think the most interesting series right now is obviously the predators and when a peg jets i would not want to have to play either one of them and on site one of them is gonna knock the other one off our dismay limited fuck in view of what the fuck's goin on our punk suggestions the fuck did you call me i was listening to your paw chest and you ask someone for suggestions on hard core punk music
i thought i try and email you from here i would start with bands like minded threat i voted for gaza averted and the ex never heard of him bad brains of course i've heard of them he wrote of course negative approach parentheses pretty aggressive death from detroit these are few could start as i hope this message reaches you and you would i'll check those up i'm still get into fish everybody they haven't quite grammy bullshit guy needing a our fifteen to defend against coyotes oh my god he's in the middle of nowhere is making a cheese sir william can't i'm calling bullshit on the guy who wrote in claiming he needs in our fifteen to protect his ghost from cairo sir i will i hope you're a gun owner anna fucking rancher i grew up world town in new mexico are right i was parmesan cheese rancher but we
to sheep dogs in agenda coyotes living directly behind our house stay every night you could hear the coyotes howling the guy doesn't need a machine gun he needs more than one dog shit fire seems like common sense honestly there are bree of dogs been bred for centuries to protect sheep from wolves well that is true and they didn't have machine guns bracted why like ones or to sheep dogs fend off murder coyotes that sounds like that sounds like the sheep dogs at play basketball in the coyotes are doing some man one shit they need to have a can team game they got a feed that big man under the fuckin rack and quit put not three with the one it nobody underneath wait a second there a break
dogs that had been bred for centuries to protect sheep from wolves coyotes our policies compared the wolves few times when i was a kid i was less than fifteen free from an adult coyote in it just ran away coyotes are also a lot smaller than wolves clay coyotes hunt impacts of seven to twelve seems like an exaggeration that word seems that seems to me like you don't know but it just sounds like bullshitting was the most this thing i've ever seen a dog do was when my neighbors psycho dog chased away coyote came near his turf my neighbor had this crazy ugly mud name butch boats the kind of dog worth a footballer baseball went over the fence in the butchers yard the ball was gone one day when i was a teenager and i was walking up the road and there was a coyote walking near me i was scared because the coyote was just mining his own business any fuckin while their wild animals have a dick
look on her face ok that they their killers it's like workers you know there's a different local aid donor hooker looks at you it's real fucking just trying to get a drink eddie then i see butcher over these five foot wall in land in a dead spread what oh jesus going to be good i thought be line straight for the coyotes without any hesitation or fear the coyotes like walter paid non cocaine deftly would have on sports centres top ten or some youtube video hardest it's in the nfl i love that you went worthwhile to paint news one of the most aggressive offensive players larry morocco is the first offensive player to get an unnecessary rough this call he was on his way out of bounds is somewhat they hit him gave the guy a floor i'm shiver through the face then pour in the kyoto got into his scrappy
ghetto street fight and eventually the coyote ran away this all happen within ten yards of where i was standing but i was just one in it sounds like the coyotes talking through some hands to them eggs are bad as they can recognize threats to step up with no fear they also used to be well still like wool wolf light right i'm not saying it's a good light beards more like partially surely this i can find some large dogs who have instincts to protect some goats rather than resort to a terry machine gun shoot coyotes for sport is do she might coal has in anatolian shepherd and it was apparently bread for guarding lies livestock massive dog i have a good someone go fuck yourself what's the overhead
what's your way out on the dog jesus fucking christ look at that goddamn thing the males way from fifty years sixty five kilograms which is a hundred and ten dollar forty three pounds female of forty to fifty five kilograms its eighty eight two hundred twenty one pounds they're like thirty two witches we need only thirty two inches high twenty eight thirty one inch jesus christ the biggest god damn dog let's look at that the coyotes detail of the tape here coyote stats take me the phoenix coyotes coyote animal wikipedia and see what you got here actual coyote or a man now tired
attacks on humans can we identify the animal in question is simply coyote what eastern kayo used inter erica see what the mirror you'd have their stats i don't like that that's gonna movie goes to the theatres without being reviewed the eastern coyotes is a wild north american canine of may coyote wolf and dog parentage parenting that is present in new england new york new jersey pennsylvania i allus poker places so they basically like stray dogs then get fucked by wolves so what happened that didn't get killed ok i'm carrying off while some people he got out of fifty pound fucking dog at me what you gotta see that thing every day how much
bullets i mean i know it's like the guy eroding what the parmesan cheese farm instead of cheese let me know what what do you think about this guy say it as far as i'm concerned what the fuck did you say you got swiss cheese on your farm nobody gonna buncher how's your argument please right back cops use dna to die so this word genealogical algae website geology genealogy sort this out g and algae why pro nuncio nation i love this assistance for dumb fuck people to pronounce genealogy erika genealogy
genealogy a lot wiser genealogy one more time i have already said like five times genealogy genealogy genealogy like like waiting just pick a man or a woman i can't hear another that lady said it now and i know how to say oh what if a woman's listening while i can understand it was a woman says genealogy cod use dna too genealogy website to website what hey all billy bald can't i just read the police cod the golden a killer you dna obtained from genealogy genealogy unity website one
those dna slash geology geology chills websites that's going to make our robot replacements the dna website responded by saying while in the dim while in the database was created for genealogical research is employed the g d match or people so i congratulate highschool protest prince understand the possible use of their dna including identification of relatives that may have committed crimes or victims of crimes i know you you know legal analyse but i wanted to get your thoughts on this by the way one crashing also come to a show and made from fox actually i'm due to go up there have a nice day like yourself i don't think you can get mad at the did they caught a serial killer that's if they got the right guy
and you know what it was was it actually wasn't that guy from what i heard was it was a relative it was close enough narrative down into that gene pool and they that guy by his age they staked out is fuckin house and then they got like a soda cannot of his garbage and got his fuckin dna and they nailed up yeah it's one of those things where this could be a great thing and you can get rid of its it's all how it supplied human beings do not of a great track record of doing the right thing we're all susceptible to the seven deadly since we are horribly flawed organisms and then when you combine racism sexism homophobia greed
go and all of that shit yeah like i don't know what could happen but i mean i mean i'm all for this this fucking guy areas like seventy one i still feel like a kind of get away with it but you know for the victims and are still alive of family members known that they got the sky and he's gonna fuckin rotten jail for the rest of his fucking piece of shit life i think is a good thing tom i gotta just came up with an idea for a movie procure kills always relatives before they go on to fucking genealogy website genealogy website geology website it's a comedy it up they're gonna find out that he's a fucking jet skis killers some shit i don't know anything he's gonna be like you know and he never goes to social events
the families always been alone aroused and start showing up taller was parties asking questions every party somebody dies so here like ten family members the first one he kills thanksgiving maybe holloway than days giving their christmas than is like a fuckin graduation at an outrageous one day he takes out his fork and uncle and then the law cops you know they ve never seen anything like that they there in a quiet to use that troll and all of a sudden family members are all diet you know then everybody feels bad for the fuckin loner because he's losing all his family members and then finally one day the falcon you know upstart you know
you get the fuck an old sheriff in earlier in everything i had known to oversee it and then you get the ups to fuck you finish the fuckin movie you finish the fuckin movie i don't have time for that black republicans everybody dear mr byrne i very much enjoyed your show at the fox and land i went with my wife parents in laws thank you for your laughs and perspectives thank you would you mind sharing your thoughts on chinese recent comments in the backlash from hollywood and democratic elites what do you say a leads to this public and leads to i myself am a black republican who changed parties after the first clinton administration for a great many reasons have been unnerving hearing people cringe over the idea of a black republican and it disrespectful to marginalize my opinions in articulations because of by affiliations it's very tough their people do syn
the chinese in championing him when he had tat george bush are now asking him aside because he does not agree with their group think thank you for your service go fuck yourself yeah i mean i there's this whole thing with liberals that they feel like all races are report guns and then they also are unaware of their own fuckin raised his thoughts prejudice thoughts and fucked up if you really pay attention to your thoughts the information your brain is gonna give you during the course of a fuckin day you gotta exactly shit homophobic shit races you're just gonna think ship then if you set it out loud i've only said that if everybody's thoughts were made public could anybody go to work on monday which you have a fucking job and you would so
on the other side the fact that trump didn't tweet once during black history month said nothing as far as i am aware of on the floor did they anniversary martin luther king the fact that he fuckin a kind of sea both sides with neo nazis and people who didn't like me a nazis said you know a both sides are violent i i understand that level of backlash i dont understand people that just feel that their party is just please be on flood i dont understand that having said that i can you just as an album common out and mtv doesn't exist anymore and the people at his level they create controversies as a way to get free promotion that's what i think
i don't i don't take it seriously why do i give a shit what his political affiliation is i don't i don't care i don't care that you're a good few europe i get it you know you were a lot of people because republican when they make money and then they realize how much money you have to fight can give away in fuckin taxes if you she had the audacity to become successful and then all of a sudden you have the fucking you know you have to pay for everybody else which i am all for helping people up my thing is if you sit around not doing shit you know i told you a long time ago this person in my life was kept me up for me failure to say the guy just chairperson do if you a hole in your region up i will pull you out of it but if you say stout in digging deeper every fuckin day i mean what am i supposed to do throwing money into that you wanna keep doing fuck and drugs and am also wants to give you money go did you fuck and live together and help here
el salvador help you you know so i see europe i see all sides of the shit you know sometimes i land it's funny out here in hollywood people think you know tell me some people think you voted for tromp which i didn't i kind of sea like i did it's really our situation this situation decision you know i mean sometimes you point sometimes should go forward on foot down you know that depends on where you are in the field i got you have to look at it that we can just a hundred percent god for every fucking time aware but kicking it away every fuckin type so i am old school where i respect the obvious happy sir that's your voting
politically active in your fuck paying attention that's a lot more than i can say for myself so god bless you but as far as kindly all of a sudden becoming republican i don't buy because i'm in show business and that looks like a big doubtless like wrestling when i was still hope became the bad guy and then eventually he's gonna be shaken the blonde here we're in the fuckin orange oh paeonies again europe four and wants to have sex before marriage trunks i should say dear to birth sixteen years old still going through high school i have a loop with my relationship having this girl i met but he's a little backstory body ok about a year ago one of my it's got a girl pregnant let's just say during time my friend went through some time knowing he was going to be a father
point he tried to kill himself but failed jane crisis guy can't get anything right you can't put economy on writing can fuck off himself too after the chaplain found out that the baby didn't make it ending up in a miscarriage while i have to see what my went friend went through i decided i was gonna wait till at least eighteen they have sex because i don't want to be like my idiot friend what do you know what i become a dead at eighteen where a fucking cod here's the story above me story about me and the girl i met our work you ve been dating for about six months now and i know where you're going dear me say next like i really like her and all the bullshit but get to the point anyways screen goes beyond
anyway she wants to have sex even though i told her i'm planning to wait after i told her that he gave me that look three days later she tried to pressure me into it say you know what you're learning one of the greatest i can secrets about women is whatever fuck you want him to do so you want to do the exact opposite the anonymous and then they will fuckin it's it's unbelievable it's like a fuckin cat mr gallagher used to the fact that you know you call a cat it just for fucking doesn't come out you you blow it up but it's fuckin walk towards anyways then she went so far as to cry and sob about me not wanting to have sex with her also i like the idea of casual sex but i want to experience love sex also i think this girl lie to me to try to get my pants where you think no idea about what verbal
stick dick up your ass all equity go fuck yourself we can all over him the map area also left out a lot of sentences she lied to you i don't know i just do it do you want to do is what happened to your friend have such psychological effect on you that you don't have sex don't have sex this person and said and women cry and sob all the fuckin time to try to get the fuck away it's bullshit ok and when she had loved him in the arm i don't know what the fuck their crying about you norman your crying crying i could see if you're upset if you'd depressed your crying here's the thing don't do this but this is what i d because i've said that two women like you crying over this how old are you watch how quick
the tears stop and immediately switch to flock and anger it i mean that their ability how fast taken stop crying and then fuckin start yellow you like awhile back to whenever i cried when i was a kid i could just stop that didn't i i would still be cried they immediately just stop fucking crime there so the deal to your actually what you under this woman is you you're actually you know when you play a video game wireless fighting video games you don't know you don't you just push a bun bunch of buttons and all of a sudden you your guy does some specials indeed but you don't know how the fuck you did it that's what you do with this completely role reversed she's crying like because you're not gonna fuck like you some like you're in a boy band like you
acting the complete opposite way as of every other guy has so mind factor but she's active you're you're gettin treated like your fuckin justin bieber assumption yeah she's making this all about herself she feels fuckin rejected cost is a thing women know the power that they have over us and the fao that you height of how you get the height of where you should not be able to walk away from it are walking away from it is fuckin with her in her level of power you know i would think this is also i'm really fuckin stupid i don't know shit about women but sometimes i do you know male gibson movie where he's a conspiracy theorist throughout all these crazy ones but every once in a while he was right that's how i m with women everyone so wild fuckin right so i will say this so what i do know is you should do what the fuck you wanna do right
yeah i believe hooty and blow fish set at best when they said let her cry given its own letter crap that to my lady ray and whatever the fuck he said how smart was dairies russia when he got out of their fuckin been there was like one fuckin road runner just stepped off the rock before it's fuckin crashes to the ground somehow it doesn't take the impact you know now he does country thing right anyway that's the podcast everybody i have some work to do today and that i am just shut in this fucking down i'm gonna fucking do anything for you reform is i have to get past this goddamn cough what about two weeks with this at all
i've never had pneumonia and i dont want to fuck and get it in august every time you get a significant one should give frostbite every time for the refrigerator you fuckin toaster tingle and i want to do whatever the rest of my life are disappointing i'll check it out here on thursday i apologise that it was late but i was a famous pocketing find a good flighty everybody checking on thursday go fuck yourself
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