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Hey. What's Goin on his bill Bernstein for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday
May thirty! First,
and through this year two thousand
In twenty one, what's going on how why does it go on? I hope your
What are you doing well and all of that shit I'm doing pretty good here. That's about meant something happened to me.
this fuckin morning that I swear to God, man back in the day, right, meaning above fuck in six months ago.
I would add, carried this one. I would carried this one. It is. If there's one thing I can not fucking stand. It's a passiveaggressive cunt.
and you know what sucks is for some reason when I'm on stage, if someone tries in Poland
the pull that shared or play the victim. Whatever I don't know what it is, I'm fuckin locked in.
It very rarely does it get past me, but
Second, I get off stage. I am to fire you just all day long.
My day late in a dollar short by the time I figure out wait a minute that person was being a fuckin asshole. I fucking I gotta get
their attach. Listen, that's right! So.
I'm hanging out with my daughter. We haven't a great time, a right bikes, another type of suffered. She goes hegyi. Take me this park. In this part she likes it
it's a ways away. We went there the
Day there was a bunch of traffic yadda yadda yadda. So I go hey. Why don't we go for going to drive that far? You know
Let's go over this other place right as these fuckin rides and all of this shit right. So like an idiot, I forgot that it was Sunday, and I also forgot that was moral day week. It
So I go over there and anybody with the kid is just there and they're just to the ticket booth is like a fucking. It looks like an hour long line right hour and a half long hour hour and a half right and you know, but you know once the kid sees the ride: it's it's fucking over
can't be like you know. You gave it a guy in a light to lower come back tomorrow. The next
they're not Avenant saw MIKE right here, you are these.
Things are so I stand in this fuckin line and withstand stand. Stand there stand there. Finally get the fuck had tickets, Danny get the tickets, and then you stay
They stand in this dollar. This shit finally get to go on some rides and stuff like that or have we have a good time again I get a little fucking snow cone and we'll walk back to the cars we go to get to the car. This couple just rushing.
I mean like they robbed a bank. They put their bicycles on top of the car, whatever they had the doors open, they glance
maybe in their right next to my car right.
so. I open up. You know that the kid see you spoke,
The kid seat in the same side you drive cause, they say: God forbid. Somebody comes out, you use it.
and then see to save yourself, but just instinctively and you d, to turn the car broadside in him. Tiburon you kid, so you wanna be a kid to be with you, get the fuck out of the way. So
You know, I see the woman sort o clock me trying to get in there she's doing
shit right. They close
Therefore, really rushing to get the fuck out of their right, so am I
every known, I opened the door and put my kid and they guy walks biomedical we're about to leave. It looks makers we're about to leave.
You know, some opening the door fucking face, all red sweaty can't right and I fucking unthinking like our right. So I closed the door.
you know so they can get past and I got in the other side of the card and like
trapper in that thing, and they like back up you sort of looks at me, you know, foresees not driving wife is fuckin pussy right
and they drive away? And then it just hits me like we're about to leave the factors that meet more. But, to put my kid in a car, you fuckin can't we're about to leave, put the rights in our pockets car. I don't give a fuck you reportedly what the fuck is we're about to leave somebody for fucking love. Oh god, explain to me what the fuck we're about to leave
Bates their Maidstone open the fucking door. I wanna back out I'm gonna fuck and wait for you, because I got shit to do right
Doping freckles figure this out after he gets out of the way, but I work with a guy got
what sports the guy you know. Really we really wishes. You can have that went back once you guys write me in tat moment
like this, you wish you can have it back what you did or what you said and what you wish you did and what you wish. You said what I said: oh Jesus.
We're about to leave, I was, I wish I said, yeah I'm about to put my kid in the car.
What what are you tell what about what am? I must first be documenting what you are about to do with you read, sweat
face. What are you sit out before you see? I can't sake as my kid was. There is wide save my kid wasn t enough. My kid couldn't hear feared the
I can hear much like Vince vaunted fucking old school, we're about to leave behind. What's what Mckenna, fuckin car right, you're sweating, can't once you get your fuckin car and shut the fuck up, and when I'm done you fucking backup got a fucking,
Piss me off after after put in the moment, what did I do? All they closed, the FUCK Adona got around a fucking. Gives me a look as if he's gonna look Jesus Christ, a fuckin piss me off and is a thing, but here's the fucking thing,
Ok, if I said what the fuck, I wanted to say, a really what my temper makes me say, because he reminds me of people from
childhood. That's, what's really going on there. What? If? What? If I said whatever can put my can the cargo sweaty fuckin cunt, then everybody look at me like. I can't believe the guy just snap like that. He just said that front of his kit and then on the fuckin asshole right and that's what I hate about. Passiveaggressive people were about to leave we're about to leave in he's watching me put a child
the car any such a selfish can't he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't want to deal with me opening the door and they haven't slowly back out of the fuckin space.
So you should see them rushing out of it was like the they found out. The other been stolen money in the feds, we're about to get to their house in front of beating their sacred starch reddened documents. So I guess sympathetically. Maybe they had some way to be. I don't know, but there was no, please
They Simon what were about to leave their just like back. I do you put your kid in a really soucis relate to submit that we're about to leave what the fuck is wrong. With
that. That's all you need to say to me. I turned into like his fuckin servant. Fuckin can't stand passiveaggressive people like that. I they fuckin annoy and you can tell the nor the shit on me, which is why,
This week, I'm watching the real housewives Potomac, because I finally just given in that, like
I know what am I gonna do she's not going to stop watching these shows I might as well start watch right so over the years when I've been watching these fuckin lunatic chicks,
Screaming and yelling each other and just saying the worst fuckin shit you could possibly say to another human being. What has always piss me off is when finally somebody lunches across the fuckin table,
If somebody the fuckin, beat down they so richly deserve a bunch of people come in and break it up before it can even go down. It takes me all the way back to when whatever the fuck flavour slave called that blonde chick spit in Miss,
your face and then just turned around like nothing was gonna happen. Could you know why cause she's never gotten, harassed kit? That's how fucked up that chick was she spit in another human beings face and didn't jump back
She just didn't know about face like she made a good point and started to walk.
Away amiss New York was about his snatcher by fuckin hair and then all these other people came in to break it up
and they let her get away with it.
they let her get away with that level of fuckin behaviour, and that's why I don't watch that shit cause it drives me up. I fuckin hey passive grass, people guess what guess? What the thing that I always wanted to have happened happened this fuckin check. I forget a name. She looks like lady from Lady in the tramp right. She looks just like that. Carker spaniel is just being a fuckin, asshole passiveaggressive doubt doesn't it
The courage to just be an asshole is being passiveaggressive ass, old thou in defence of her I kind of came in on this episode by sea. This fucking clip wishes
over the other woman's house she's
again her husband, the other women's pay
and moaning is pretending to be asleep. Ok now
take as a woman, if you just hug somebody's husband and the other ones pretended go to sleep, it doesn't say goodbye.
crossed, some sort of line and maybe you're fuckin tone it down or have a talk, but she doesn't. She does.
So they go out to this fucking. I don't know what it was it look like a set was allegedly a fuck
wine bar. I don't have one.
are out there and their fuckin. You know
It could wide havin some cheese everybody's got their little outfits odd in the late
The lady there, lady the Fuckin carcass spaniel, starts fuckin weapon at Demoniac. Check right
it's just go in and go in and go in, and then the little cocky spaniel.
Who, for whatever reason is where an elaborate bread starts,
it's an around. What are you gonna drag me. I guess that means get your kick. My ass drag me.
drag me right, so bony check go jail, Dragon chief.
Observe fucking little fucking carcass spaniel ears hang a downright. She gives him a couple of fuckin flips, which is ache
we are warning of you know. This is a
this three strikes and you're out, she did one flip to flips Right America's pastime. Take
a out to a ball game right
I don't know what happened. I think.
whoever
she grab moaning and then that was it that was fuck in it and I'm a taste of direct
I don't know how many people were trying to pull moaning off of off of this Disney star.
What they needed another whatever times too or whatever they had cause. She fucking grabbed her.
slam the phrase down onto this table wages.
Bear back to the back of the head. I want to say was open and I hope it was close, but it was open, ended
when debating was done. She just
elder down on the table, and this was the funny thing there was all,
people go moment equally letter got, let it go and she would not let her go. It. Look like give a sea like one hour hawk, is standing on a pigeon
and it's just stand there, what this clause in it and the pigeons fuck like fluttering did she could not get up.
and they were men trying to pull arrived. There was nothing they can do and she was just holding down on this. One can table right, she's, likeness, think about it.
Think about why the Becky heads Thriven right now and now
the fucking cool off smell in this fucking
for cheese that worried what this wine right. She ain't ever gonna fuckin thing right,
and also she ploughed through a wine glass interface with some wine knowledge so that right they finally polar off
they got real dramatic man, got real fucking, dramatic right so
she's, escorted off this bullshit set.
brought into another room. Ok, and then you know that
A spaniard check she gets up
look. She got a rascal now these different kinds of aspects are right.
Yeah, you didn't do shit you're, just in the wrong place at the wrong time, get jumped
they see. I we're gonna fight today after school you, both, though it's a fight, yellows and then there's one eye.
Called, is an educational asking and that's what she got.
She learned the lesson that eventually.
You talk to someone like me, you're, going to get away with it. I'll fucking sit in the car as you back out like a fucking idiot, but events
you're gonna run into somebody who knows
what you're doing and is going to
show you why that's wrong right, so they escort Bony Gulf.
Right: the cock, spaniel lady from the Disney movie right. She looks great man. She looks the exact same ages back when they draw all those years ago. She fucking gets up,
and the
still she does, because now
make us away from her and in the other room she starts by.
Can again she's like.
You get! Oh as bad is fuckin shit. There moaning, by the way,
I gotta tell you she probably ways a hundred fuckin pout, ok, but I would not want to be that she's got a grip
Frank, I don't know she does pull up. I don't do what she does it Jim, but when she had this woman down on the table, there wasn't anything
that woman, the entire
asked or the whole crew could fuckin do about it until she decides that that woman was gonna was l down
right. So now she's in the Roman, this woman's, of course, you know, barking a ghetto blah blah, whatever
She starts cheeks very calmly, which is which
It really scary. She just goes open the door. There was this
can produce a guy. I cant open the door when he gets there, she's gonna open a door open. Let me outline killers petrified cause. You know
To try to give her an education it evidently she beat some extra help, there's gonna be round to, and I'm like this letter, God, I'm sitting there just watching the tv like let her go, let her go.
Spock greatest, like I'm watching wrestling, she went back to the dresser and that she's gonna come back out
fucking Leonarda. What Superfly, Snug DDT would have
your favorite finishing who was so sure
He is so like just that switch
was thrown that I am going to fuckin kill this woman that when the do the producer Kalen
Geller, yet it is, she just went down the stairs.
When around the entire facility.
when they were escorting. Lady, you know from the classic Laden trip s
and over the bed she tried to push through
to do it. I don't know what happened. She was out there in higher yields to
like she was pushing to tackle sled and it was moving backwards, and so I do when I was the fight and at this point this before
First episode ever watch, I am like I fucking love the show I love the show, but then what what? What happened was the next
episode they had this. I know I know relate this is like a couple years ago. Whatever ripe they had. This big sit down with
More, like all the other women right and I could not fucking believe it, none of them took her side.
not one of them. They are just like. There is no reason to
Put your hands on a woman or something all of this fuckin shit, it's equity! We talk about. It's like.
that. That's what you say to a man. There's no reason for it.
I'm doing. Ok, your man don't touch a woman, but you know there was
girl on girl action, that that was a fuckin level playing field
became walk in.
I other Arab. What was the problem? They were both look at each other,
It was a little push, shove little push shove and then it happened and then she lost she fuckin lost in these checks would just fuckin.
And bring up the other ones, passiveaggressive all the fuckin shit, all the YAP and all for cheap stuff. She was doing all they talked about.
Why was the fact that this other one beat the shit out of it
I just was beside myself watch it first of all
what the one who shows up, who think she's like the beyond say of the crew, was fuck innovative,
Don't up to somebody's house right job to this woman's house right to have this discussion is fuckin a
is she showed up with security? This is a woman who was not even in the fight. She showed up a security because she so couldn't deal with this other woman
On the fuckin shit right up with security drive and many Cooper,
With their security person in the fuckin passages see,
come on the house. Did she has him sit in the kitchen? Like he's? Have
I get time out or something I guess she
I don't wanna get an ordinary goes like bill. I thought you gonna break down the brutes game. One went away,
see. I would guess I'll try to cut
chaser. All I know is that they were all just.
It was just all this shit. You don't put your hands
on any body. For any reason, ever blah blah blah
the blood you doing this. How this makes black women look
I mean I don't know. There's a designer I ve been I'm not going to speak for the people. I can just say, as a white guy watching
I'm sure reality shows in seeing people that have deserved, beat doubts over the years. I was so fuckin thrilled when it finally happened, and then
next block a day when lady there were of canvas.
whenever a fuckin name is fuckin, is now playing the victim.
Do you know what she did she put on a little college sweatshirt? You know,
to show that all I want is little college girl and boy who should it that she did that she did that fuckin passiveaggressive
How did I just happen to have my you
diversity. Sweatshirt, on that I am in alma mater of go. Fuck yourself go fuck yourself, you ran gap and you got your fuckin ass kicked in you.
Served it in all those other Fuckin Ladys on the show they can all go fuck themselves. They can all go fuck themselves
and then you know something I actually saw clip cause. I want to see what the fall out of it was because I too, and we like, I- would
press charges. I love it lady for get secure,
Cyclades your head outweighs this woman. What are you fuckin worried about.
It's so ridiculous that one of the show I got, but then I found out she leaves the show so fuck that show- and I met
slowly watch them just break it down. You know I
for the life of me. I d I was like. I was
side myself watching that episode went every fuckin, one of em sided with the other woman
And I was saying in there I got my oh my fucking mind here and she go
it. I think
It's very you to defend beneath the factors.
When a file that, in the we're about to leave.
that new segment about Passiveaggressive people's call we're about to leave for the world
to leave Phuket segment. Let me know what what what somebody did too, but I thoroughly fuckin enjoyed that and she didn't hurt the other woman, a cake. She helped her up. She helped her up because you know the next time you
Some shit like that does not could be a fuckin camera crew around to break it up, and then she could really get hurt. You know, but sometimes some of those people
Really I use a friend of mine, the fuckin shit he used to do and I predicted it for fuckin a decade and a half ago, dude you got a fucking. Ass can come in your way.
and I dont want to be the guy in the middle. Ok is added to what your fucking deal is, but you just love picking on the biggest guy in the bar. Don't you some guy who could fuckin punch you through my fuckin head, stop doing that right sky was a lunatic amendment. Ten we weren't fuckin trafficking. Such a fucking is way back in the day of talking like that
years ago, were stuck in traffic and it was such a competitive lunatic. There was some guy right now, Harley Splittin lanes, kindnesses back one fucking lunatics Road Harley, not just somebody who watched the sons of anarchy right. This was a fuckin legit outlaw looking do right and he split and lanes, and this do fucking he opened his door started to and then closed it right. I just think the bike he just goes. I wouldn't do that. If I was you
I was, I was music, do you understand you dont know how to fight you don't know you fight you fuckin with some kind of funny.
I know you guys. Gonna have friends like tat, but that it is an art form to it.
Do I get a stand up? Buddy of mine. I've actually talked about our own park. Yes, but when you guys to start given him shit.
You used to fucking. Do that he was the master of I don't know.
What would happen he get into a bar
be they like. I don't know coupled to three rounds,
singing, always John, with some fuckin mountain of a man across the bar, and
this thing, where he would talk shit back up any create this vacuum
you just find yourselves standing, but he them in some guy who could beat the living shit audience dislike.
you're, fuckin, asshole and then the worst thing was he would own up to it afterwards, I be outside the bargain to what what are you? What are you fucking mind.
a long time ago, like I'm fuckin, thirty, eight years old, I wish I could barely fight when I was twelve,
the fuck you I got you re, not a fight. You would just be like. I know that I couldn't be mad at him and I would just lap and I'll be like stop fucking doing that.
Oh, my god tat. He got into a one time with a homeless guy. Well he's fucking lunatics! I carried a tree branch like fucking, crazy, fuckin, dude.
And he was just one of these guys. Anybody walk by those guys. I have fact yeah. You know it's not personal.
you know know if he says you this fucking area, like Cyril S, guys pocket oblong over this trip. So what the fuck are? You tell what what are you doing
so anyway, for years I have predicted that people like that. I have always told my say: listen you have a fucking asking
come and get it has serious fuck it ask it can come in your way,
and it's been my experience that its that's just not true. They don't they dont and I
we feel that that woman, who I teach that, whatever I'm not said, she'd looks like a dog, but it just was. I've just upset that no one took the other one side or the other housewife site there. I just I just
You, like I know airing describing usages, drives me up the Fuckin war, and there is a thing now that I talk to my wife about when you watch Israel housewives shows like women live. I think a lot of them live by that fuckin rule of their. I guess you know, put your hands on somebody else. Right
and when you watch the real housewives and you listen to the shit that they say each other to each other, that's why there needs to be fighting and hockey
like people is it. Why do they let him fight it's like, because if they didn't, it would be like the real,
housewives, except it's men and they have clubs in their hands in somebody's gotta, get fuckin kilts. What you
to have is that guy in the motorcycle guy would do that. If I was you gotta have that out. There.
The genius of those shows you get a bunch of women in the room as they know for the most like enough. I think in this
We're probably come off is sexist here, but I mean look when you talk to. I think the
he's an why guys get along better is because we know there
The end ass kicking is on the table at all times. Ok, no matter how much you know,
dick. You are you. There is a line. You
Oh there's a line even my fuckin ghetto passiveaggressive friends that I
They know there's a line. That's why they're back up they're, not walking toward the back end up, because they know this guy's gonna fuckin kill me
I gotta go, do little bravado shit to save my fuckin, you know,
and who had hit or whatever, but like. I really feel like, because you know
like maybe that's why, in saving that guy we're about to leave- and it's like- I can- you know- I'm put about what a kick in the car you're sweating fuckin come now. I don't know what this guy does.
How do I know ways that some retired do your master next thing you know, I'm seem in the underside of my car is the last thing I remember seeing flips me up site, so that's today like and I think, what those
I was because there's no enforcer, there's no Bob Probert
EL patrolling the seas that shit just fuckin gets out again and it was so nice
finally see somebody. You just deserved a fuckin asking just get it. I loved I fuckin loved it
great shout, but now heard she left so I'll, fuck that shit whatever, but if you're hockey,
you know what? If he, if you don't like real housewives watch, that episode tells you like a bird of prey. She just fuckin elder down on that sticky table excellently.
That was to see much time it that there are let's, let's talk, brought back the big bad Bruins
when gave one first, the new year,
islanders. It was say an incredible game through about two periods than the bronze blue.
We would open and the third period, but might take a ways after the first period
where's Texan with a body mighty goes. What do you think it was one to one I've set out
I think the islanders, it's very easy, very easily matched. I think they are.
this might be a little bit faster. But for some reason I think we have a little more experience. So hopefully that's gonna, be the
the difference in the series, but I was tell another body miles: put some money on the game are gone. This is like so evenly matched
I want us, you know
fill a game once a must win, because I dont see either team blowing a lead Assyria.
Legion off their up a game on you, I just don't see them blowing a serious, led, a right which I will get to with another box
team in the innate shell, it's driving me up the walk
but he was past
Nor can it had trick just two of his goals: the patients that the man has with the puck Taylor Hall on the third one create traffic out front he's just play a great any speech has been such a factor that he's out in the ice and gives us to legit lines and ass. The kindness make the
t decide how they're gonna match up against us. I think, is opening up for our top line.
and I thought took a play great.
You know I got a little nervous, went grisly went out, but I came back like a fuckin champ
because I guess Miller is still out so where I'm gonna be getting a little la at little fuck enough in our defence, but Charlie MAC avoid. I love that he fucking body that guy thrown down on the fucking ice is much as I love this goal. I think he's really starting to use his size physically too, which is great. To see
and he still just a kid, and I just think he's got such an amazing career ahead of them. So we shall see haven't said that the great your bardic, let me know that the answer the team,
bees are obviously with each round. It's gonna get harder and harder. So we'll see what happened. I think this is gonna. Go like those back and forth back and forth. Backup for throughout the whole thing hopefully will come out on top of the island has got a really good, really good team. In a great coach. You just want a cup with Fuckin washed in a few years ago, so a huge huge when our right and what that, let's talk about the fuckin
goddamn, mother, fucking, Toronto, Maple Leafs. I swear to fucking God. I don't know why. But when did I take on the misery of this franchise? I just this in order this it's how much I hate the Montreal Khamenei. Canadians! I
now that the Leafs having any success would add to the misery of Montreal Canadian.
Hence, as they now or almost thirty to thirty years in on the curse of Patrick, why they boot him out of the building,
they thought there. Next CAN Dryden was commoner. Whatever the FUCK data they forgot, there was thirty teams in a league and it wasn't
the old days when there was only six teams or six in the expansion, six or whatever. If you
look at the Canadians. Dominates, it's fucking ended it fucking ended.
Right when they brought in all of those fuckin teams from the age of that was it. It was too many fuckin teams, it just ended, and ever since then they they want two cups and they used to went to cups every fuckin three years. They were incredible, fucking incredible,
so anyway. I start route for the least because I always roof. I don't. I wrote it for the Kansas E Royals, the fucking, the capitals, the fucking
cubs any time. There's somebody they're, gonna, they're gonna end along stricken, not fuck and winning unless they play and mighty I route for the ok.
So I see I watch game for the fucking least when it's three games to want.
But I've been watching the least long enough,
they even I knew when I tweeted. I just said the hay
some goin on really interesting in a certain canadian city that this Bruins fan
fighting interesting or whenever I said, because I don't wanna Jake some. Does it fuck it matter. Does a fuckin matter series was three two one ok gave five, they can close out. Ok, it goes and overtime. They give it up in their own. It can aliens with that's three games. The two last night I watched the game. I Mr Game, before I watched the game last night, ok, you're, slipping back and forth between the problem mainly watch the bronze. Obviously, but while the pros Goodwin Game, one animal, his seat, Runnel close out fuckin Montreal Canadians right, they fuckin the Daphne I slipped back, it's to do nothing could eighties and, like my god, not again, not if I can get right, then you know whatever the broad.
Fucking do as well as a commercial break. I slipped back. I see the Toronto benches going nuts. I see that it's too want an absolutely look like they just make it to the tourism to the one, as I too want to make factors like six minutes left applicant back before the plug back and forth, and then off suddenly fuckin score. They tied up to two they go in and over time they gonna ended in Montreal. It's fucking gaol it's fuckin guy. What are they do? They play great overtime and then they give it up in their own end and rose
good shot such as gifts, deflected knockabout presented, knuckle boy? I think that one of the last to the one that be carry price great goal- tat just click the defensive skate and at that point so yeah like trying to get a fuckin knuckle.
He just miss it. So now it is three games to three. As your listening to this game, seven will be tonight, ok and down. I haven't given up hope, because I know that the Maple Leafs eventually are gonna get over this.
and when they do, they not gonna make it easy on the fence there, not just gonna beat the Falcon Canadian taken after almost fuck it up, and then they gonna do it, and I think that they're gonna do what I feel like they got enough. I think they got enough in the tank. I think they have enough stars. I dont think like last year, where they were just like sort of top heavy with ages had always offered no defence. I pray to God a printer because our day, right now, if they fuckin loses series- and I was the mayor of Toronto- I would buy
no, what the city is built on top of, but like they need some sort of poltergeists woman to come in there. The biggest donor bundling sage to be burned. Something has to happen. Something has got the fuckin happened, but you know when they beat them in Montreal few Games back, that's the first. They were like that's the first time they ve beaten. The Canadians in Apply
Of game in Montreal, since nineteen sixty seven, my old ass was born in sixty eight, so my entire life, they ve never done that that granted, you know they haven't, met the playoffs.
nineteen eighty and they were different conference romas, fuckin twenty years, twenty seasons, at least so.
You know it is what it is, but I cannot tell you how hard on Poland, for the fucking least, because part of the Stanley CUP tradition is becoming seeing that shot of all of those may believe fans standing outside was. Is, I forget, the name of it
where they play the new, may believe gardens right. Standing outside that fuckin place. Excited
waving towels going crazy in the beginning, and then what
Watching it slowly slip away until it's just
Grassy no of like fucking eighteen fan scattered across it
it's just to satisfy its like what it is to fucking things. If you want to see something said every year watched the maple Leafs blow it in the playoffs
and watch somebody watch them.
asters!
Watch, the masters of the final day. You haven't you ever get, but both
You have a chance of seeing just the ultimate sports. Fuckin meltdown,
anyway looks like stuff is opening up. A very excited looks like my tour is a go. I cannot
eight. I did stand up it at the other comedy store on
On Friday, night went down there and worked out some shit fucked around and.
I just feel just seen comic, seeing the weight staff. Everybody else in urges Richie everybody down. There was this fuckin awesome and I cannot wait. It looks like we're. Finally, on the other side of this get out there, people make some money come out. I have a good time. It goes
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guy said, but you u listeners, did not agree with me. So here you got precepts, decent argument: hey Billy Blackboard!
Baby blank balls- I just had a fuckin kid: how dare you late in the day,
to not a lady here, but I have recently heard a good argument in favour of preen ups when extreme wealth is involved. I gotta be answered
You are kind of feel like in the future as well,
and start to make the same amount of money? Is men, then,
they're gonna, be all about preen ups, because we know how it works with that right. We now works its. They have to be
These are all of a sudden enough women start fuck and having to pay for it.
Child support now lamotta they go away away away. Wait a minute. Wait a minute wait a minute,
We need to take a look at what's going on here. Right, they're gonna do that ship, but that that doesn't exist,
so when you? Firstly, the argument shies away from the situation where a where a lack of trust is present between the partners rather prison,
the real risk of predatory family members of which they may have and lack control over us
you take the focus off of her and put it on her fucked up family. How does that work? These people come out of the wood working
destabilize newlyweds, where extreme wealth is involved, premium per situations like these can probably be the difference, but
lasting marriages and divorces within a year also many print naps have degenerative
all these that make them meaningless after x amount of years thanks a lot for everything
yeah. I know what you say, but there there's a lot of loopholes in that, but you know I guess she can do it. You know you should abacha preen up that protects. What have you had before you got together?
because how it works is whatever you did. While you with that person, they get all the credit which is hilarious. It's fuckin hilarious if they weren't at your job, doing
shit, it's fucking unawares with loud and all much in the kids work I could have fuck and I had a nanny.
I'm finance, though they were there. Wouldn't you know at the end of her time work
what we want to take half of whatever the fuck. I created a work preen upstairs
bill. You pale irish red, headed bitch boy, Jesus Christ,
I heard your response to the guy who wrote in about the print up.
You have haven't all wrong as usual. Maybe I do that on purpose, to keep
keep listeners sure there are women who you refer
two as predators, but that's not the norm, how the fuck do you,
due date. Women.
it's more I'm assuming this is a woman. I should what's more likely. They happen is this: guy will continue to kill it with his business and you
The result more slowly build about some bullshit like
do it all marriages and things will fall apart. That's not hurt,
a predator. That's just life. Wait! A second wait a second. So
If one person is killing it in the marriage and the
a person resents them fort. That's not the reason.
four person needing to work on themselves. That's just life. Are they ever held responsible for anything, Jesus Christ
It's like how many guys does Wilson have to hit on the ice and still get the Fuckin Capel's on a fuckin power play. It's unbelievable.
That's not her being a predator just life, so this poor bastard will work his tail off. Giving her a great life and she'll be pissed about
Don't bullshit and things will fall apart either way.
this guy is getting screwed. I guess I make way more
They then my wife and resent her every day for it. So I guess that shit goes both ways.
oh you resent her yet because she still dislike.
Do I know you talk about. Better advice would have been don't get married before you're forty police. Today,
also Boston, is a dirty place and go fuck yourself. I actually have a fucking theory that.
dead like. I think women always look for it
problem in the relationship, because it's how they
Contain a sense of control.
If it's just going well in your doing well- and you don't have anything to work on
You guys don't have anything to work out there. I think they feel like there's no connection there. You're gonna get bored whatever, but you know
My wife is amazing, but I've even had to have those conversations it's like. Can I go three days without being in the dog house to me. What is the fuckin problem flat screen tv? What is the fuckin problem? I tell shit job, so we get one,
far more than they do that and ensure that these Gregg Fuckin sharing malt yet autonomy or some spaghetti to bring back lady,
grandmother. My fucking three days later, ok
day. Then
I just one to just stick em and hamper closed. The lid.
Dirty Harry Dear Billy colored truck Bur,
I am from India. What's going on, I fuckin loved you Paypal, that's like progressive
offensive all say term. I was just thinking about you guys today, you guys meaning people from India and much more
I had over there what like next level
I'll break as you. I know what it was.
I saw yet another white, chick bitching or whatever
but I have like this theory. You know it's not even a theory, its actually a fact like the more press. You are the funny you you are you just fucking funny, you know white women.
Generally speaking, there did not really breaking up the party
Angola, India,
over there packed in like sardines. You guys were fuckin hilarious,
Oh I divide on this park. Yes, I'm from India and I have been a huge fan of the package, which is what is keeping me saying in these times heard you
the dirty dirty harry's that, by the way, when I say why women are much archimedes before he goes, try to turn this into some shit. I'm just talking about you know the White broadened in the crowd. Just get all offended and Oliver
crap, and I'm not talking about all of us just talking about the loud once.
I heard you mentioned dirty money
the dirty Harry Series. In last episode, I was wondering whether you knew was based on a true story. Your idea
it's about the Zodiac Killer and how the police tried to solve the mystery
It also other such cases from the past. From
one thousand nine hundred and eighty one Germany, one thousand nine hundred and seventy to Victoria,
Australia, the Callaghan CARE,
in dirty harry, seeks out a psycho killer. Cyril.
Like the Zodiac killer in the movie as well,
that movie wish
nineteen seventy one was the Zodiac killer. You know you also
the dirty Harry movie, being reference in the Zodiac movie, which came out of two thousand seven hours.
Said she mentioned the forty drives. A dirty harry thought. You might find it cool to know about plenteous woods. Car collect
I would actually I had it wrong that that Plymouth, satellite that he drove through the front of the fuckin liquor store
in the beginning, was that wishes to carry trashed. He drove another Ford. I forget what it was in in the was that one called the enforcer
Clint Eastwood car collection will make your day right. When we see a Ford, roadster, nineteen thirty two is here for gas
just when I could love this guy anymore, Lincoln case here
convertible nineteen thirty, seven, that
born in nineteen thirty. So these are,
the cars from his childhood Austin Healy, one hundred m. What that means. Nineteen! Fifty five can I get some pictures here.
Cadillac Eldorado SIRI. Sixty two already know that one looks like a vertical nineteen, fifty five hours among the wrong fucking,
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Linking cave series convertible, like a classic, you know that's either on my boss of the mayor of a filthy town, car
Austin Healy, that fifty five is amazing, maize and car.
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Morris Mini Countryman Cooper, one thousand nine hundred and sixty six, a real car guy that if you have this thrown in their ferrari, two hundred and seventy five gtb, one thousand nine hundred and sixty six? I don't know much about the other than
Excess or like priceless, grant tureen of sport on us what he had. He had a grant arena. That's right. He had a grant Reno in the enforced. Her.
And he was you know
He wasn't in the like women's Lib. He just kept garlic.
Isn't that fancy
and then years later resist it I'll get off my line in grand Torino. How cool is that? I want to use
its actual car for the movie Ferrari, three, six, five, three sixty five cheating for Berlin that up
access. Nineteen, seventy four.
Pontiac Special edition. Trans am nineteen. Seventy,
you have one of the special edition was that's the
the burnt Reynolds One for every three away g TB,
Nineteen. Seventy eight.
Gee, I'm see typhoon. Ninety ninety two: what the fuck is that.
two years ago and Jimmy founded tonight show eastward was asked what he drives this
Gee Q magazine amateur, read this and our time to go through all this. He said a fee at five hundred E. I love that fuckin car. I think that's all the cars. That's amazing that is really amazing.
Then he was its on Ciccu magazine. The UK addition dirty Airy dreary, Clint, Eastwood Car wash away Eddie
is that so I just thought it might be fastening to share the above big fan loved the park. Yes thanks and go fuck yourself are refused to touch laptop dear Billy, Boo bury a few days a week
Why does a ghost is out? There is a few days
ago. I was, at my friends, Annie
meta search from something on Youtube on his computer.
flat out said: no, I'm not touching your judge machine. They got all of
and like I was saying he jerked out for an unreasonably or on,
the amount I told them that wasn't the case. I know he doesn't clean is keyboard and most
likely is ninety nine point: nine percent of humans who jerk off the porn, how
that's not why I widely acknowledged thing: I'm not going to
We should toothbrush, I'm not going to let you fuck my wife and I'm not touching. You can
Kyoto is what you should write. You said your toothbrush thoughts, don't I thank you. I think you're on the cutting edge, the cutting edge. I think that's a great fucking point.
I want people to out there who, who are these people, people
Our current computers yummy, you gotta. You can't tell me that you don't fuck, you must wipe it down a whether those fuckin committed
Her gloves that's a great point. Ok, what's nuts was back in the day used to use a pay phone? I knew
city. I take a pay phones, stick it right to my fucking here
that other the mouthpiece
touch you? My lower jaw, awful girlfriends
is a pro athlete: hey, Billy, Bongo, Tits Jesus Christ, I'm gettin trash
I'm a twenty one year old guy living in Canada. I'm dating this amazing, beautiful, smart girl with the
a sense of humor.
we have been great together for about six months and it's going.
we're getting more serious, so she's been. She has been digging anti, so we have been digging into.
Others past, and she
tells me that acts as a pro hockey player he's a very high price,
while player any is quite well known, especially here in Canada. She stopped
dating him through high school cake,
Whether her acts is playing a town he was whatever is
It is plain tat. He was sent my girls mom tickets for the hockey game. Apparently this guy, my girls, mom, get along really well. Little too will now
hasn't gone to a game and over a year she has been totally faithful. I have fear she will cheat or
like tat? She really is amazing. Absolutely hey
access is famous good, looking fit millionaire, I'm definitely good. Looking guy,
I'm no pro athlete my girl doesn't bring.
him up at all, but she works hard on our relationship. I know it's not fair
but I cannot help thinking that she sees me in no way is good. Is her ex while dude I mean, if that's what she thought,
then she would dump your ass in a minute, at the very least, try to go land, another hockey player hanging out a games. I think, anyway, not to get all depressing, but I dont know how to compete.
on top of all that I cringe whenever I'm watching hockey now am I just crazy to be thinking like tat? I would
We have to say I have lots of self confidence I have,
I had an issue with comparing myself to people with this. Guy is really getting to me. Your advice would be great. Thanks, go fuck yourself. You gotta work your way through that man.
If she's not going with this guy red tape, a shit.
You know, you know what I would do. I would start working on yourself. You become an even better
version, then you are right now I mean there's a reason why they broke up for all. You know she does
thanks the guy's, a douche, maybe he's great it.
one thing: any sucks had been a boyfriend or whatever
I beg it's a great thing that, despite the fact in being famous and being a great looking guy and proactively, you know
walked away from that thing.
There.
Obviously she knows that money and looks at
a thing are, you know, are not all that its cracked up debate. So what I would do is I go out there. You know
hit the gem a little harder work on yourself. You know you got any fuckin issues. Emma
fuck up the relationship and I don't know what to tell you. I've never been in that situation, but I gotta say if she's
I'm gonna games and she doesn't seem to give a fuck. You know, but I get it.
I get it that guy's just out this circle, unlike the shark run on your flat screen tv of night, that's gonna be tough, so I do have empathy
But what I would do is I would debts is,
Those things like I have no fucking control over that. So whenever who gives a fuck, you live once
he selfless life should be a great boyfriend. She fucking dump chauffeur whatever the fuck this
is that what you gonna do? What are you going to fuck it? Do you know what you do
then go out put out a hit album like that fuckin chick over there in England, the chick that wherever and whenever I wished to get a foot.
no dad rob.
Nevertheless, that song that fuckin huge voice,
Man, amazing, amazing, singer and she's funny is held to what
but do you know she got dumped Zayigo
what this chicken Sunday when she breaks up. Will you write the male alone?
More is said Albert, that's what you do. Mr play: fair tat.
Be funny if she dumped you and then you just fuck and give a shit she's working out the door like all hockey terms, you're gonna get paid for
For years, but believe about right is gonna swing dilemma
hey, Billy Boy, Scout Billy Boy scout got a couple of.
Let me just for you what would you rather have everyone chow
called dismissive fully at everything. I say
as if nothing you say, is important or never or not-
be able to make anyone laugh ever again argue,
fuckin asshole, you just tied me up a God. Damn what do I do it that I would definitely much rather have the first chuckled dismissive fleet there. I would just there's no fucking way. I would be crying laughing by the third person and then what I would do is. I would then the game with then just be. I would just keep making statements.
statements would get bigger and bigger and more ridiculous cause. Then their reaction. They
it be saying what the fuck, how the fuck? Can you say that? But if there then chuckling dismissive, let them
Comes funny for me and then I'm having a great type that sort of beet button to never make anybody laugh again. That's how I can connect with people.
And he had a number two, but I am I that number two amendments just crossing like
but about me how people keep it about made a right that is the
I cast everybody. I hope you join it.
I hope you have a wonderful weak its coming into Joe.
June is right around the corner. My mice, my little boy is, is walk into. He is peace, but don't be the overly proud that kid is checked scattered little physique arms got some shoulders,
scuttle chest autumn? I want to say that I just I am always gotta baby February just shaped like that. The roles
and all about the fuck in you know
all the Ladys.
You know my mother library, it always go like he's kind of strong right, so yeah
Today, my daughter right we'll come back. We took to the party right bikes, shit right.
And she was sitting there share little by little thing is snacks, and I e was waning.
To be up to the culture borrow the couch and he just looked to snacks just reached out just grab the bag and she's go nowhere.
They know and he just starts pulling it with one ed.
Words himself and my daughters
pull it back? Oh, no! No! No! No! And he just pulled it. Just took it right out of our hands. Then she looks
May you know like? Can you
Leave that I, when I just so you gonna, take it back. Don't let people do that to you right so always: Gallagher, vice grip on easel gripping guy, he's fucking grabs onto you, gotta grace
humor now is walking tailors when he walks. He has his hands up like he's on a roller coaster, those people they put them in a way they do it. You put your hand
up on a roller coaster. I don't know wonder why people do that Erna. Why people stick their
out motorcycle racing when they go around return balance. I have no idea what it is, but he was when he walks he's got his he's, got his hands up.
and right now. He finally has confidence, because you can walk for about four weeks and now is this kind of like you know, you're fired.
Now he's just like, I would rather walk the cross that system
all right. That is it that is it
It is the EU that is the pod cast out. You guys have a wonderful weak, go fuck, yourselves, go
RO as well, but those celtics are about those celtics.
game. You know we finally got those fucking Brooklyn. That's our aim.
But then we should it be called like the broken ass. It is this one of those
can oceans eleven team at dead at
Brad Pitt Power Forward mad day,
dog channeled showed a God and they still leave
more peace can join me, one of those fuckin too,
Is everybody's a superstar on it? So knows,
we can went to. But this series will see what the fuck happens just Jayson Tatum I mean I don't know what you can say. I just wish his partner
The jailer Brown was there because I think we could actually give these guys
areas, but I really miss the days when people took chances on draft picks and those excitement to see whether they worked out are not rather than just rating somebody else's team, as somebody has already proved that they can dominated the pro level. I just don't see the skill set, there's no salary
it's not competition, it's fucking ridiculous and we're all just sit around waiting for the nets to play. The Lakers. That's basically what's happening, I'm holding out on you taught him. Maybe stop the Lakers will say our right, that's it! I will talk to you guys on Thursday.
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