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Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-15

2015-05-04
Bill rambles about the silly socks, missing a leg and the Wild Wings of Buffalo.

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Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast four May! Third, Two thousand and fifteen. What's goin on has gawain. How far can I. Fuckin way tat- the Tories over the Tories over Michael Corleone Godfather part, two, the summer wind. It can blowing in from a cross, dead sea, so I feel I Brighton because it's over lingered there to touch your hair fucking walk with me some along or do we sang Azhar Boob we did some other shared bad or by their baggy bobo, freckles is going back to.
His Fuckin house, his foot the house with a leaky roof daddy, had the repair bottle level. Lady able those fuckin conch those on track in Cannes. I still have one more bill with them. It goes on and on. So call Adam Corolla Hill There s birthday you look like us up on tv. Buddy Loop cause you're that those bag. There, too, oh Adam Curlew, could you not big enough of a man? Go fuck himself. Jesus Christ, anyways.
I'm fuckin! Why do you want from me this week? But this is the best is gonna get right. Does images nice volume relaxed, I'm it now, I'm a nurse. I don't. You know where I am come in Colombia Indiana. I know what you think about what the fuck you, there that wasn't on tour There wasn't on your southern tore, Yale. Southern Torreon? Also Vana Georgian Knoxville, Tennessee, Chad, new Ten, see maps, Tansy Sri Fort Lizzie and Norms, Louisiana Huntsville, Alabama Jackson is safely Moby allow man span a night Jack New became see, delay in Kentucky order, Evans, really Indiana nothing on their debts. That said that you were going Columbus Indiana. Well, I mean I ended up here because yesterday,
went to the yard. The Kentucky Derby me poverty, Jason lie hidden is dead Hall of Fame Basketball, coach Jim lie. Had we all want to the game? The gay pointed derby man what a fucking great time. I am highly suggest, go in that direction like a jack ass, like everybody does big stupid, its boat ties the women their good Lord there's some fuckin fairly, so beautiful women beautiful women are taken, if the fuckin women, the fuckin, do they a crushing it right up until early fifties of some fuckin decades decades. Fuckin derby waves winners walking around the fuckin,
the grand stand area. We are great seats and are right. It will be passed. The finnish language is the best. You know it's fucked up. Was they stay soul down, but I do not get into this man This they were sullen like standing room. Only seats are right, so we paid through the falcon, knows to sit in a box right like we donated to a presidential campaign, we're sitting right at the goddamn finished my little passed, a law passed whatever don't bring my boss You can see the horses where we were out. You can actually see him the race ran right, buys than they went around the first turn and then a kind of disappeared. Behind some corporate tents in a sea of fuckin, sunburned, humanity that was standing just standing on the inside grass, which I don't know why you would do that. You don't want me, I mean why why wouldn't you stay at home and just watch it on tv and that sit there like a bunch of fuckin refugees,
ten city that had no ten for you. You know you money we'll have watched that watch. A police force gallop by after a crack it underneath a fuckin overpass as far as I'm concerned are right. In field seeds of four fucking animals. All right. Unless you young, you don't have any fuckin money right. You have a television it on tv for fucking free. Why you gonna stand there although I would do I do it a mask arteries. I do that in the second I'll, be on the focus of four Well, what I like about being on the field is the Falcon inertia when those fuckin cars wipeout, usually Takes them to the outside world, and I know some The bang off the outside world and they go to the inside, but at least it at the wall and start the slowdown in autonomy and got green. Of every once in a while attire flies off, and somebody loses ahead too, but that's the price you pay
get to sit on your fuckin cooler in the middle of the goddamn track. Actually I want the best times over hadn't wanting any five hundred like ninety. Ninety five and most you like eight years old We sat on the inside of one of the turns brought in this giant fuckin cooler. My two bodies just got obliterated watching the fund cars go by its language. Do not see anything, you do something inside turn easier. what the fuck are you using go back right, and watch while somebody would hit the wall and funny, like all my voting machine accident, but you forgot to going like toward its up miles an hour, so they hit the war. Funny you and then you got these go flying down the fuckin tracks. So you don't really see you see, I'm hit the war and then they continue like other quarter mile and about two seconds body. It is amazing,
but anyway, so we got there and they were selling standing room tickets. I get it. People wanted and up you know, get in there to watch the fuckin thing. So this the lever wasted and then there's this giant like You know walk away, and there's the next section right and in so doing, Equally, the people should have stood that middle section. Where you're walking do you make a left the higher seats or make a right go down where we were at and where we were out? There was two sections There was like a year in a little skinny, always to these fuck and assholes were walking down and they were standing up there right and All they have was he's volunteer. Teenage kids, you know sit near chewing gum, not stopping them, so it got to the point. For a couple races and whose kitten who a couple of fuckin major tulips people start going. What the fuck
everybody's there's plot in all remains still Kentucky how ya doing a fuckin hatred. Spangler smile on your face. You don't say afterwards, you know I'll fuck it I'll stick a fuckin sums farming tool in the back, a God Damn neck, but right now I'm gonna high outdo opponents. Great. Will you prove wheelbarrow night and get that exposing turkey? They were cool shipboard our. So finally, we end up saying something: you know why it's dead, fucking tapped his guy in the shoulder gives me, sir. You know we paid the city geyser standing up here. I don't know what happened I know. Is it started getting heated and myself? J J got his fire from so now you don't lie hidden version there, so I got a step it granted. This is a fine thing. I got to step in dress like fuckin Colonel Sanders right. The very least that I played ban. Jonah Dixie lay in bed, gonna fuckin bow tie with the goddamn. You know
dead on the plantation had and I come in. You know I mean I'm coming I never gave him. I see I just start John at this guy. I got a yell dagger buddy. I pay The sitting is shaping up stared at the back of your head through, looks at me what would you say? I said I paid to sit the scene of staring at the back of the head, your head, and he goes Hollywood to view I go. I don't know That's why we haven't this conversation right very quickly I see that he wasn't for all continents or passionate there and I'm not gonna, throw a punch amendment I'm through a fucking puncheons like a street, argued game and like fuckin, seventh grade right so with job back enforced by in his fucking. In always broad saying something I don't listen to her, I can't hear that voice. It's too fuckin high up in the strategy sharply. So I today, because what do you mean both because you D want to seventy seven year old, I said eighty year old man I rounded up
though you own an eighty year old man, he goes. I was yelling Aramis. I got really that wasn't you that look like you to set to go down that whatever the fuck, a woman, he was here, then the old man verbally attacked in every fuckin douche verbal attacks spoken. Eighty, what's he gonna do unanimous you gotta watch out for an eight year old. You know the very least may be fought. Korea in hand, and combat you don't know what flashback could come back next thing. You know issues in its work and racing form is abandoned. Gifts of problems so, of course make you know everybody dressed all dapper and everything that I feel like a fuckin asshole afterwards. Everything settled down. There's this guy, who wasn't evolve, the fight that was also standing up with this fucking girlfriend front had his hand, not honour ass, like under it, and she kept moving it like. Can you stop like tat in the back of my since the middle of your finger. Please
actually looks over me and he goes. He built big fat the village such an hour. So why Gaia? I'm not just this fuckin asshole anymore young game. They, like I M, Bill BAR was a fuckin asshole. Larry? So then I felt all self conscious, like zig in India, on Youtube and that that I shit about what I said was that I was dressed like a fuckin. You know, like I had a chicken franchise. That's the thing was worried about, so anyways, so that here but ass a basically, we kind of did that and we kind of scared alot of people away, and then I was kind of you know afterward sobering up in Kinshasa, go stay so because I gotta watch game seven via the clippers
spurs and I'm gonna watch the pack Manny patchy I'll find right may whether packing fight right so anyway, I'm starting a silver up, but I just don't think like a man, you know I shouldn't have done that we both should handle that situation better. They should have been some excuse me if you don't mind and shit like that, and I was thinking about that somehow find it was just talking. About the derby, this lady? She goes. I was king, who this is just a really well dressed, should show, and I laughed ass. I was gonna sit fighting the feeling that is fancies. This was as legendary as all this is this event. At the end of the day you just kind of going to the track. You know what I mean. This is really were just button on the dogs, whatever their horse, you know but anyways. So what have we start button races and, of course, I'm losing course I'm losing the fuckin track has been open for over a hundred forty five
Can you use forty one running of that raised? Ok, you don't stay open by fucking, pay, an option so you know I'm losing an I'm losing and I find this an fuck it I'll just bet on the derby race, a lot of people donors, the racist started. Ten thirty. Any random on the door track in his grasp track short track. They just you know the run like six horses and if you ve got it's funny, Johnny other side of the tragic and even see the goddamn race is gonna watch tv which once again is it never can get sunburn. Rightly he came to this country in a raft twenty minutes ago hoping to get your fucking german rights.
Donnie Montana reference. So many ways were in I just let all those once go and I went there but the derby race- and I I just picked three favorites destroyed and went some might picks three favorites bedroom across the board to them came in, and I think I will what did I do. I think I lost like twenty five bucks on a day like fifty or sixty, In the end, I one like thirty. Some yes, I'm like that, but whatever was a fuckin are some time. I would definitely do it again. I would say if you go to the derby raised. That's actually has a great thing to bring you fucking lady, to cause it's a sporting event. You get to gamble. Right: you dress up. She dresses out. They like dressed and upright. They looked like the fuckin horses right who doesn't like animals. You know it is like animal spoken animals, animals don't like animals right, they dont. This self loathing
How much you know, they're always talking about enough of what fucking animals that human beings act like what about the animals the reference year. You dont goes on. In those words in those jungles, your goes on martyr every fucking day, every goddamn data about their fuckin, murdering people, that's how they get their food. You don't they murder one enough. I mean my she presenting these southern argument. Sickly supporting hunting, I You weren't men, women, children, they just spoken, eighty Joe, so what's the point rotumah the far corner most poles. Do you must foster a? U wanna great heckled ever got I or somebody apology in Evans. Will India the funding alone
people tax during your show is like the noise of the crowd like. I can see the first we rose or whatever, but then it just gonna goes black. So if somebody starts texting, their whole face lights up when there there you can see it. So I was free people out of being the middle. My act and I just see this light. Like forty rose up and I'll just point right, am I got tax thing. You know, and I do this little rift about the person dying. A thumb cancer as it can but they found downright so, ah, However, the middle, my shown Evans, will never great fucking time it's the last night at the door. You know we're gonna go I shall explain why Columbus India explain that little bit right, so I'm gettin winding down get towards the end of my act and this since I see this person's face, lit up for fucking rose up and I go tax dank and I start to my little riff about thump cancer and down the guidelines of God. Yes,
after I finished my whole long soliloquy about this person, texting right and he goes he just yoga was taken your picture. You fucking dick my guy taking a purchase falcon Nick. I forget what I said to her, but I was wrong, and so are you just gonna go well you're not supposed to I'm gonna hang out after the show. You could do it, then it cannot work my way out and instead of being like. Oh you know, What sir I was wrong, I thought you were texting you're actually taking my sure mean you always you are having a good time with the show I was in the wrong. I owe you an apology of sorry. Instead, I just said, while you are you not supposed to it that was like to two days ago. I just keep thinking that's what making me laugh the two days
I got some just said, suffer the disk stretches funny like the two days. It just keeps popping in your head. You don't owe me and people think you're way Could you just burst out laughing ought to know what I've been doing that for two days. I just went over to it waffle, how someone the road cut me some slack right, I fuck and go over there and then in the middle of sitting at the counter, the odds like elbowed. It because it's a Sunday Heaven on record in this sit next to it. Can guy, and I don't know where I you know, I know Do as it already ordered my stupid dinner. I breakfast sunlight. I just heard this guy's voice taken to purchase fuck and dick. I just burst out laughing a kind of weird it off the guy next to me like wiseguy laughing as he laughed and it means fork, improbable meal were so Poligized to that guy, you were right was wrong and then also I want to thank you. For probably you know, I don't think you said, round still laughing at my act. You make me for forty eight hours, I'm sure you weren't.
Forget my act after I trust you for texting. You took the took it really person taking perky Burke Dick. That was great. Don't do that now: Obama, those that now Alabama pegging Apache Vulcan Dick. My other favorite one was was in mobile. I was doing some bit about something Done that I did. I simply believe that what the fuck would I do that we have a geiger, focus. Doormat Needless to say, all freckles had a great time I'll. Even talk about Louisville Kentucky Man, we had oh shit, I'm so glad I didn't forget Olympic. Let me do the closest thing. Fuck, a dvd kicking in here, how ended up in Columbus Indiana is basically because all the hotels anywhere near Louisville are sold out.
We wait. I mean I got the tickets and away to last second to get a fuckin room, so we have a good seventy five miles round trip drive and you know we are correct. For a car service when that bad day and was going door to door servers. So we can get all Likud so anyways when the coolest things ever. Ok, so I won't laxity. In Turkey and, as I mentioned, slashed threatened that I was possibly considering what I was in like sitting Kentucky wearing my Kentucky Derby outfit onstage and basically, Astir suckers suit, with pink in baby blue Bow tie with silly Canadians fan fuckin socks, match I guy or the apology to have spared too. I like silly socks who know abroad spread
no admit silly. Socks have fun, and you know like some the fuckin way. All those those acute and I know back when I was a single monetary right now, you're in a dry spell right. Now and you're, not fucking, gettin pussy, I'm telling you sorry, be graphically fund go get yourself. Some silly search. Just stick your foot, some that's a little higher than your other foot in your show. It often come walking up to they'll strike it up. Women cannot resist of fashion statement how'd, you do something about not often brimstone do something about it. Now. I understand those french reason why they had those fuckin menagerie twas neck. Is there then, schooled in them. Would you love itself fucking shocks which is smart right? You get a look at it. Your ankles, because you don't have deodorant your fuckin armpits
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bring me up and for the first time since I can remember, I was actually a little nervous just walking out to do a regular shove it up new of its focus special or something like that. You always get the butterflies and I was actually nervous, so he introduced. Please welcome billboards, like I'm walking out in everybody's clapping and as their clapping, their taking in what the fuck I'm wearing right and they were. Fucking nuts. They all stood up. It was I gotta tell you, I gotta think people listening, that is the school is run applause, I ever got my life. I've never heard a crowd. Cheer like tat was a different thing. It wasn't, there What's funny or I relate to that that was, and I can't explain it like it was it was it made the fucking time Really made the tour and I was falling now stand there. I got this outfit
dies down. I go into my act in there just became even funny like how he's just gonna do is act dress like like he's competing with by chicken here and dumb? I tufted out for the ten minutes before finally to take the had, often like you guys go totals seem like a great idea ninety seconds ago. This fuckin thing is how to sail under these light, so it had taken off the hat, but anyways we went in a pang it out and I like to think and Turkey, and it was, it, was just ridiculous sleep. Polite people will run on the cat campus of the Kentucky work so now I mean it wasn't. Just me even lie hidden virtue about just really blown away and how great the people were in Kentucky. You know just really really just nice polite. Smart people were right there on the fucking, emphasis. Whatever? What do you say? We want smart unintelligent, you fuckin dick
Evans will I'm just saying I was a different each one at a different live like I liked Evans Zeal and everyone was shit. Non Evans will say what a shithole it was, and I don't know I just have a different perspective living in a state that is running out of water. You know that is overly populated living in a city. That's actually a desert, but for some reason, doesn't look like because we steal the water and everybody freakin, the fuck out, like Captain Kirk their action. Have the balls to save at Seattle, has too much water and take a really did nature fucked it up there. God. Put the water in the wrong place. Shabby sherry built Jerry, although we share like not wish? We ve been stealing the one? At some point, the Czech was gonna hit the table right time to pay up. Who knows what
but do you realize I just fuck and put him on the great bathrooms of all time in LOS Angeles and it might not have dropped coming out of the spigot? Whose fault is it? I knew it was a desert. You got no wind hold them, no one, To build a bathroom, so when you live in a desert that still some water don't act like of it. Even though your cap over spaceship that was laughing, time ago and that spaceship wasn't real anyways, so So we go to the Durban Derby and now a driving back, you know, but he start not offer whatever and we fucking get back here to Colombia Indiana while excited because we're gonna go watch the may, whether patchy awfully fight. Game. Seven, and I watched me where the pack- your phone, oh by the way I was wrong about the
My redwings pick. Congratulations to the tap a lightning close out. That's you and then. I also said that the spurs we're gonna beat the cleverest. I said the spurs wants. The clippers last came to us, like their fuckin series, is over the cliff, They don't have it in them as far as know how to win the first round they going to fucking get past and show you what the fuck. I know once again show you what the fuck I know, which also begs the question: why the fuk you still listening to this we're, not gonna do out the Buffalo Wild winked at the street aouda oh yeah, the Buffalo Worldlings and turns out they don't have the fight like what you mean. You don't have the fight, the biggest fuck a fight in the last ten goddamn years and boxing. How do you not have the fight? Mr wild links? Can I call you Buffalo a Buffy? Why don't you have the fuck it?
right. Well, we walk in there and within two seconds we realise what they don't have the fight, because it tonight so Chechnya, we walked into that fuckin place the Buffalo Wild wings and they had game seven upon the big screen there too big screens self in a big screen. They have gained seven of the spurs and clippers and next to what they have another big screen and that they have some replay of golf tournament for whatever fucking reason when we walked in the volume was up on the golf tournaments too, like like spinal tap. Eleven I've never golf commentary that lacking in my life- and meanwhile spars? It was already. The third quarter is just a start that come and others that come out of the half was fifty four. Fifty two, some crazy like that, I guess was you know me: I'm quarter in mid mid third quarter right and was sitting
lights immediately, but beside himself lad used to manage your fuckin restaurants of it we always walk in. We gonna go, we got Jacob managers version says it's a Jacob domains displaced. You tell me if you re not say we're, not she'd be fired, you just starts firing, have the staff adjusted struck and run a joke and we asked them about this place? So why would you magistracy said I'd boarded up shut? It called the Fuckin regional manager and say we go to start all over again so we stayed in a waitress. Can we put the having basketball fed on earth. Did you guys really in De Gaulle, feared chicken Last thing. I don't know why the volumes up on that either. So they What's it all the game and we'll watch again still beside herself that above a wild links for as much as you watch their commercials like this is the place to go to watch the game, everybody with their tall falcon slender hoary looking glasses drink in the blue
with the origin and right having the best fuckin time ever watch in the game One little petty lies to their friends and their wives and all this shit, because it so great and also the one where you get to hit pause. She can judge make this amazing experience continue even longer. I tell you right now that our experience of the Buffalo Wild links, Applebee's could talk shit, the Buffalo while Ways- and you know when you got one Applebee's to watch a game. You watch an add on a square kitchen tv. I stuck up next to some faint brick. You know they bring. You have one of those huts skillets some shit that they think his fancy. I write. Those poor people await an apple businesses is progress beyond the seventh great net effect. It's actually wanted requirements, the managing Applebee's. Ok, your grades have to take a major dip in the seventh great loss
I hope, by the tenth grade a right- and he was much plough ahead here so anyway, substantive, likewise really fucked up that the wild links of Buffalo? Why? Is damaged the chicken wild so anyway I actually went to look up blah. You know I don't just written on the morrow. The patio our way way way way way. What the fuck am I talking about, so the fucking clippers ended up. Being As far as one of the great games, I've seen a basketball and awhile and great series. God knows your reason. Why watched? Because I was hanging over the first law had has missed all the Turkey's you can tell, I know, tamper base up one game to none on their heads
Another ranges are up to nothing on the capitals. I think the ducks one their first game on what's Goin on was Chicago Bilbil. You could I looked it up for the part. Yes, I you know you could, do you go fuck yourself, you could do it tearful. Maybe if I fuck this up, it makes you feel good. Could you get to correct me, twitter anyway, soil. I look, we came back, I crash inversely text like two hours later and says I guess the the May, whether patchy was a should show, was boring. You shit blah blah people were basically saying and I'm so I was kind of it Up today to see what the deal was ended up. Basically boxing purists at this point people actually watch boxing were saying It was a great fight and that may whether once again put on an absolute clinic They actually knew your ass from a fuckin hole in the ground when it came to boxing you would actually-
able to see that anyone have been testimony in complaining that it was boring, you know which I understand is. I know when I watch you have. Which I don't know a lot about, but I watch it on tv Robins always describing, while the guy's going for a camorra he's gone for this war. For that the crowd afterwhile starts to boot, when they lay on the ground, because I think it's boring, but you know that to those friends when you sit into one rose up, you can't see what he's going for a ride looks like two people cuddling, but they care quite get comfortable there are new couples: the autonomy that runs the other two bodies put together. Oh.
Anyway, so I just started reading about the fight to see what happens. I'm actually had my wife pay for the phenomena watch it tonight, because at the very least, when I watch- and it makes me want to get Shape- are- which is a great thing to do by the way. If you hate, skipping rope, taper fucking Championship fight, it goes the distant stay. You go right now you do- is you press play and when they fight you skip rope when they sit down you sit down and then you keep Tracy Emmy round. You can go and ideas get tired. You get tired, you feel like you're, actually of fire and early innovate. You realize you just some jerk off and is in his underwear, skip and rob right and it hurts when it hits your toes aright so he has other pay. Five back. She looked up some shit. Here's how the paper view worked out and I own I own another apology to the wild wings of Buffalo. God knows it ever go out. The buffalo you gotta watch out for the for the knotted domesticated chicken, it's the wild chicken. I write those workers, the fuckers I'll. Take you home, though jump
What are you colonel pectoral when she and there's nothing? You can do one often goes for the electrical, so you fucking, you can start your car right and it's it's off like one of those I offer Hitchcock Movies jacket. Are the paper. You worked for four bars or anybody basically showing a commercial level. I was going to charge for the many packing Alan May, whether fight bars venues had to pay twenty five times there, their fire code fire code being the maximum amount of people they can deal with establishment? So it's not a fire. Has it so you have to pay twenty five times, basically being sold out so basically out of the gate. If the bar charge twenty five dollars ahead, they needed to sell out the bar just to break even on what they paid for the fight. So I bought you're so fucking, dumb. Ok, you got a sport that is starting to lose to view of sea or not start.
It has been, and this is what the fuck they do when they got this great fight to maybe bring the casual fan back. You know this is what they do. So, if you whereby there was was rush, she worked out the numbers to wanted fifty capacity right. That's the fire coat There were questions six thousand to one fifty dollars to get the fight. Then, if you charge thirty bucks ahead, five ahead. If you sold out you'd make twelve fifty go, spend sixty six thousand twelve fifty bucks to make one thousand to one. Fifty bucks. Now, if you fucking sold out all right, and there's nothing stopping the guy across the street from also having the fight or from people at all go and hey. Why don't we have fuckin? You know five people watch. It cost us twenty bucks they had to competing with all her there's. Nothing excuse of about this. Isn't like hey, you know ok, whatever Justin, Bieber fuck you sell tickets is
forming get my than you and my venue alone tonight now he's across the street. He spoken everywhere right, so bossing boxing base equally said. These bars that were taken all the money were taken all them. From your customers to watch the fight. Ok and then take the booze in the food. It was essentially like a door deal that was based on the board. Can responsibilities sell out their own venue? How damage that. Like may not to mention these two guys should have fought for the seven years ago, when they were in their prime on that same than that great fighters, not the great fighters more fuckin time. I've just say they should fought like in the two thousand to two thousand fifteen there. Finally, fuckin fighting, I just they cannot boxing's just adjusting really poorly run fuckin sport
and the fact that fighters can't dodge one another for so long. I think that that's why you dont have those great fighting divisions anymore like when I was growing up, ok, seventies and eighties. When I was a kid my teenage years boxing, it's unbelievable, are right and what happened with each decade was they would just you know the planet's aligned and they'd? Be this ridiculous level of talent? one division, and then that was the division you wanted to watch and then the election in the seventies it was the heavyweight division and then in the is it was the middle way division and meanwhile, there was all other divisions deadline elections are way. I and bumble man seen you in all honesty superstars, but I think a guy like you like. Nowadays they begin to dumb, but back then or just was a w ba.
W B. F was all wasn't, is doubly bf than the doubly Ba the idea, and that would be like the Anna fell split into fuckin. Three football leagues You know in each one of them had a super bowl champion. In fact, the whole thing up- and Then all of a sudden you have seen comes along. You got everybody under the one. I'm. Even some of the other groups like yours, he's, don't exactly what the NFL the F B, I did like when the Navy. Here the year the EIA came out, the NFL just absorbed that league. The NBA absorbed the ABA. The league was, you know that Start League was then over and then they had just had a monopoly. So then the best football team are the best basketball team has to play the second best one and then that's the champion. Fuckin bit boxing has Ben like tat forever. So I think that that's why. I think, may whether suffers because of that.
Even though he wouldn't probably wouldn't be undefeated associated. Can you have may whether fought back in that division when Hackler Hearns RE, Leonard, Rand. If all those guys had losses because they all the fuckin fight each other days. It's like a fucking. You watch me whether patchy for fucking, seven years before they finally fuckin fight. I know what he does it bill. You don't know shit about funny. I admit that ok, but if you want to Five is a fucking league, ores, division or whatever the fuck you supported. You gotta get the asshole like me to buy the fight. The casual fan, who says dumb shit and the person who actually watches it suits their roles are right. I know the feeling I gotta Superbowl parties right. Understand why the fuck they're doing that. Because boxing is such an unbelievable sport joining it does we bought it is. I am a hockey fan and I hate when they talk about the fighting, how they gotta get to fighting that a hockey. It's really, but you really going
fighting hockey, but do you know how to get the fighting at a boxing. You, don't I mean that's all they do is punch each other in the fuckin head to the point that big and Parkinson's Disease Fuckin hockey the occasionally fight, it's all spice, so little fuckin flavour to the game. Only spoken people can't handle that what don't fuckin watch chases Bill- you just did sporting version of middle lock. It launched, get the fuck out of the country taking departure, you're fuckin dead. Thank you perch, but Dick. The more exaggerated, the more the boy just keeps giving out the job that just keeps giving Let's do whilst do some questions here, but. Having said all that who the fuck wouldn't want to be in the shape of may whether a fucking packing up good Lord
The fuck and dedication alone that just that takes forget about the fact that you have to down the second sickening nauseating feeling today. There is a world class class athlete train somewhere in the universe, did just beaten living shit out, EU ambassadors, fuck and unreal. Maybe you're gonna get you fight, don't you want just just to happen like you know, you just sit there and all of a sudden you fuckin, yellow somebody. The Kentucky Derby, though just fuckin happens, but if you have to sit there and think about it and train for another somebody else's gonna. Do that just the level of balls that I obviously The old freckled wonder here. I can't I can't relating to say we are. This. Is the money money part everybody I do this once a week and once a week I got the urge as jacket it on your part just on Thursday, the Tuesday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, Podcast, that's the one I just sort of that's a newer one. I just do like thirty minutes now play some place.
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Greetings bill. I just want to take a moment to thank bill for an incredible shown, Evans for India, and I thank you very much. I'm actually upset we will run into town. I didn't get to go to the year. The cross I grasshopper family restaurant. I mean what the fuck a name like that. How do I not go in there and eat amongst those water bucks, I'm kidding, I'm sure it's a nice clean friendly place, so my first offered some laughing also is wondering what was where the names of the two opening acts they were born great while that would have been Paul version v Are the z I Jason LAW had spout like law, break the law and head I'll kick in the fuckin head. Why can it be something nice? Ok, I will fix the Catholic on top of your head gently as I stared at your eyes,
stare at your eyes. Look romantically! Forget it Thursday part just a bill on the old clip are you talked about in urban legend, I was talking about those urban legends about remember pop rocks, though there was a kid. Well in the a whole body brother's. My step brother did just that he had do, gets exploded, grafted one about do. There was a key to be put in a put an M eighty, an eighth of his stick at that. Might, I believe we all start was a quarter. Stick. I think it's an eighth stuck at the back of some kids pocket. Lidded Blue have two kids out off, so this guy says well in the mid eighties. My brother's my step brother did just that he had to get skin grafted from his die too. Ass its no urban legend from New Jersey?
that's where it started. They always say there's a little bit of truth and all that shit is that what they say. That is what they say to Billy Holy Shit. That Thursday part just as the first thing you could have done. You are a genius, I'm not a genius. Andrew came up with the old, lips are hilarious. I love dropping in on the middle of an old school podcast catching you in a random mood. Yet it is the thinkers my vibe on this Thursday. Then it connects with whatever the fuck I was talking about on some Monday and like two thousand nine or ten or something so I guess there would be a weird little mash up as the kids. Especially today, was to a lot of podcast over time. Some of them change. The housekeeper egos and the vibe is difference? I love how your ten, times bigger than you were when you gonna tell fuckin ball rubbing thing here that I writers Ten times bigger than I was everybody when I started the podcast, but I still act the same all friends.
This are what when you're a balding red, really don't have the opportunity to take his shirt? Often vip. Do you spinning around your head? I swear to God. If I had pigment I would be a much. Oh, my god. I hope the Eagle eye would fuckin. Have you kill me fight when a full had a here. You guys don't even know me of the day that they actually come up with a pill. I would never do that. Fuckin. You know taken here from the back of your fuckin head, put, not tat. I would never do that. I'm a fucking do want it Norman up my head. It's just like our aid to the one. You just admit that it's over a right for composite down grow some sort of facial hair, you know or just shaven face and when people look like of just make them look at a rapidly approaching fifty year old, adult baby.
How mad don't do this by the workers you get in trouble, but how fuckin forty and how met with the person get if you walked up to a fuckin guy, at head, clean shaved and his face. He didn't have any facial here. I am using. What is that, whenever you just walked up to me, sit in a bar mining is our business and he walked up and run, it is genuine good. You good, you grew up, where you get away before their person? I think,
Why not somebody touching you would make you met other than that of men. Think I'd laugh, but don't do that everybody, ok the world. Isn't it is bad enough place. You really don't need you not. Do you really need a bar fight? Think about that people there? What point in Europe in your life you sit there be, I do know what would be a good asset to my life right now, both spiritually personally and legally nice knocked down drag out bar fight, although that would be funny, though, if that happened, and then you guys actually decided to work it out on my judge duty, you don't, she comes out their own fucking extra angry for the fucking there. You know for the G cameras and you went out there now either ball guys gave us. My me on business.
And is might come up by a police finger jolly bit my finger and he put it on a meeting anatomy chin. And what did he say that time are he said acutely catchy cave right and I didn't like it likely to be angry? I wanted the fuck. I was just trying to do right now, robbery. I gotta get back to fucking picky blinders. When I get back onto episodes that I'm gonna watch every fuckin episodic came before I got old dwell shows in Boston there. All right, or else was there thanks for the last man my days go by much quicker, no worries everybody. At the Thursday afternoon as before Friday Monday morning, podcast, the just checking in on your part gas to make fuckin quicker, is really people are liking. It check it out
if you can, or should I gotta, remember advertising here before I get to arrest of these once again. This is bill burn the future, desperately trying to read out loud. Marge visas were back in the past. There. I should warn you listening to all others. It's all in the past is booming at the dry. Left from a lady a bill. My mother in law is a huge sports fan and change. Stood on watching the draft. I have never in the draft before and I was really shocked at the rude behaviour of the spectators. Were you obviously never going to a sporting event. I'm going to us Putting event is watching a bunch of people that probably can't catch a ball, or maybe they could, but now they just they're not a shape. Just you know just trash and people, can do what they they could never do. That's what it is
Many ways is that how it normally goes down, or is it because it was held in Chicago, as the constant night. What are those who was consular I will concentrate on that. In a tourist destination for those damn ef. I bees fucking idiot bastards. Oh fuck in Illinois, Bastard, I can close we call them in Dorcas Door County, I instantly blame Chicago for The asked Harry my stinks to correct, or is it always like that thanks and go fuck yourself now your instincts are not correct and, as far as I was concentrated view, people from Chicago, you know: that's just standard behaviour that standard human behavior. You don't like it if you know like your neighbor this time
is rivals with the town. Next to it, the state doesn't like to state next to it. This country does like the country, doing you just keep making a bigger and this continent doesn't like this continent NGO right up. Just basically familiarity, breeds contempt and it takes them believable level of maturity, view to be set up there and cheese land the looked down it ass, their city and see the good in it spreads When they come on up there, the vacation In your area, you're not gonna like it when I was York City, I fuckin hated walking through times square bunch of focus families with their kids go into the Fuckin Eminem store. You know they actually made you wish that it was still peep shows which was disgusting was fuckin gross times go back and there was rose, and now they ve gone the other which, just now it's a lot of the big people and Jean shorts plotting through trade,
not knowing where they're going there's nothing like a giant, a giant group. Like to do more than just stop and stand in the middle of the sidewalk looking around weight, for someone to make a fucking decision you bunch of followers. I walked into the her she kissed store. You know, buying some Fuckin New York T shirt that has can you buy the New York T shirt with a picture of John Lennon on it wearing the New York T shirt. You want to do that. Shit yeah, you fucking hate that stuff. So no, I don't think it has to do with that. I mean. Obviously you know, Philly is known for brewing. New York City is not the Boeing boss does not for don't. It say yeah. You noticed Chechen people also flying for the draft. If you can believe that. They fly in, for the draft
I will never understand? I already did a bit about around my less possible. I will never understand that it's like going down De I ve when you don't have to someone's gonna, take the test for you gotta do is to see how they did the next day. As you read the Fuckin English, And there's no fuckin reason to go down there. I haven't even looked even in stopped even looked to see who my team took and I dont get I mean I care I wanted to do well, but like our way to the football season to see how they do, but I guess thousands People that get into a lot more young was one of those thank you guys. All great stand the outside in the higher you fuckin problem is the same way. I look at the Middle EAST. What is the fuckin problem over there? What do you guys if everybody just became you know I wouldn't blame it on Chicago. I like Chicago, I love Wisconsin. I think you guys all great stand from the outside. I don't know what you're fucking problem is the same
I look at the Middle EAST. What is the fuckin problem over there? What do you guys if everybody just became atheist in the Middle EAST? You know I'll find something else. I don't like his shoes, its problem up game shop. Bill if you could be on any game show from any time period our great question. What would it be? I want you back in the day was a big game, chauffeur was grown up during the summer. We didn't have a poor right and lived on a busy street. We do what The prices right every day, but I gotta get. There was more than I do that. I did tat at that data that that the girl said the one where the thinking music on the match gains Bore, but the barber doping are without work without map what the fuck him. Why? What pebbles big in the seventies. I see I picture you on the prices right, good cop God, no
do not cut out for jeopardy. Fuck you or we'll a fortune you're a smart best known that will afford do? You can have everything, but the vows- and I still can't get it I'm really bad at that, like you see, couldn't reading out loud, a method of reading and general everything gets all jumbled up my eyes travel faster than my brain can process. It is an absolute shit, show he goes. I see you teaching old Ladys had put in demonstrating what had occurred. In demonstrating the wheel going around oh yeah, is a catastrophe. You talk about hosting all right demonstrating the wheel going around one for rotation and not to mention the kitchen, on the cheek from all the Falcon Ladys and instead of barkers beauties, it be burs boo. Is your thoughts are if I can host. Any show. I kind of like the family shoe
But this to you, gotta talk to too many people I'd rather just deal with the head above families like a mob thing like clay, several fuckin sit down. I you know you seem like a reasonable but in all that shit show behind you really don't get involved, and so one of you asked him what the fuck do you think it then you say about their right psych. I would not last long on that we'll fortune. I could actually, I wouldn't mind hosting that when the sound of the wheel is annoying to me and I dont like when they fucking, to turn they go. Get to me after work, as I would think like that, would be the soundtrack to my career at that point. Although Vana White. Still there still look in on you know she threw me a glance with those beautiful fucking eyes. I that could be a fun one
prices right me, that's the iconic one I mean that's the far patriots, that's the Yankees and watches I say the canadian sagacious I've is fuckin is actually before it's the Green Bay Packers cuz they won the most NFL titles has two in super bowl combined. I would have to say that so price is right, I know a lot about the prices right is not confined to just one game. I mean like we'll fortunes the one game, spinning wheel, spent in the way of spending the wheel, fuckin family feuds. I asked you name a sound of a fort, and you said survey such what am I read. You just want the same thing fuckin over and over right, but the prices right, there's all those different gigs, all the different games are, then you know You got a half time like a sporting event. I think you need to do remember card sharks
all of it higher all with lower stupid. It's really ideal. If you come up with a good game, show we're almost bright one's ever was who wants to be a millionaire, but such a fuckin, simple idea. I can't leave any fucking thing to do. That shows how it behoves this package may now be drinking myself to death somewhere on a fuckin. What none I want begins: diet, Sunstroke, gonna, wanna fuck, it be well when we sit here. I know who wants to be a millionaire, a who does it and we write that fucking shall cells itself? I want my drama. Come up with a game, for like the porno network called who wants a blow job. I do they go. Did you show, then you just ask like fucking questions about whatever sex brim job is that Europe answer financial job due to do.
What correct! Alright, let's move on to the next one married woman takes man's leg. Ok, hey bill! I am nineteen years old, by the way, I'm really happy little, forgive woman. Finally, Romania, a bill. Nineteen years old, just graduating high school and not going in going. When list in the? U S marine corps, just a little about me in parentheses, I have been listening to your podcast for about a year now find you will airs anyways. I came across this video and apparently this lady steal this steals disguise leg when you go To sleep there has been holding it: the ransom, because this I cheated on. I just one get your take on this censure the best and discussing the ladys thanks for all the laughs and go fuck yourself so This guy's got a fake leg, Obviously no bill he's got a real one and she sought it off and fuckin enough.
What do they do? Then? They stick. You stump and fire that others to do the cowboy we too cauterize one of their fuckin word- is clarify you fuckin arteries and stop the bleeding Does that even work such a some Hollywood shit? I have no fucking idea. I don't pretend to be a doctor or even look like one What do I think about tat, while he fucked around Hell have no fury. Well. How long she had the leg. How do I, just by another one eyed light up my card. I'd, buy another one, and I would fuckin Euro walk Lee over to our house, and I will just be like really. You know what I think about I think I should give it back. I understand why she Falcon did it, but that's it bullshit, that women can get away with where they can get away with destruction of property and that type of shit like you,
make it throw all you shit out the fuckin window, lighted on fire and do all this type of crap and the cop show up just laughing. You know I've been there. I thought. Around a mug of I gotta dick to body is what happens every once in a while. They like to shit she's like a fuckin, allocating a fuckin knew what I think about Think it's fucking Larry's, the obviously you fucked around we can do but get mad about that You go, I would. I would think that a fight of fake leg- and I was around that I will be wearing nothing the bed. Mean- or at least I too, have a back up like having a general. Whichever backup leg, I mean even pay. Boy can't see, get back up her glasses right. Should have another leg. You know what you haven't, How can I get all enemies? Cellphone charges? I have a fuckin, lose those things all the time. I know
people with no with only one leg or think it do. You have any idea how expensive they are. Now I get off my legs, but I can tell you this. I cut back on the drinking I will spare you don't owe me. I'd, be still watching a square tv before I would buy a flat Green ok, I went by flat screen tv until I had an extra fuckin like that. That's a debtor fuckin guarantee. Ok, you can take that to the goddamn back right but you know, let's get to the real story here. Let's talk about this fuck MAC Daddy, you only has one God Damn leg and he's still fuckin slain it. You know better Gunnar fucking GO fact that guy's got one leg and she sit near patent herself on the back of what a good person she is You know that she can see, for I don't care about appendages. I care Cuba. What's in here now, what's hanging off your pelvis set for that your dick, you know,
But who knows maybe birth Jenner doesn't want his name. He was your death. Maybe you could buy his Sure it's all a bit older than you are, but you know I mean Caslon does your cock one not showing the belittle you I'm not joking. My mouth nearby cheat data. That's fucking hilarious. I can't come. Work today. Why? While I fucked around on my girlfriend, she took my fake leg gonna here is a blot on the other side. What do you do? Body hot barrier? Kick my ass! You gonna fall down always some sure gonna hear from the people, one fuckin leg out there. You know which ambition, ok, can always be worse. All right, you can always be fuckin worse, mean for every person out there with one leg. I write this.
Nelson Loveless, marriage, a k in that's even worse. Every fucking day, waking up next to that person, man or a woman, and that feeling a fucking thing as they look into your eyes and they hand you that card on Valentine's day. You might as well be talking to a chest of drawers. That was dark gathering and protesting verse riding bill. I sympathise with the like community. Through all of this, I got the sounds like it's gonna go off the rails, hey. I have a black front But having said that, it is nicholas some cops. Not all of them total assholes with pent up Angolan, absolutely no control over their violent actions, and it's no excuse you shouldn't have to do a job unless you're Saint, who also knows how to kick ass layers when a superhero that point: where do you see
and on the protests, slash rights, where's. The line, obviously destroying someone's business, is ridiculous and doesn't promote social change, but I also sometimes you just say: Mrs Paulsen sometimes think. I think if I say you gotta crack a few eggs. Please use the next the ten minutes to solve the social problem: hilarious, I don't know when I watch that you just watching the results of you know what happened a long time ago. It's the fall out of all of that. Genius of saying that one race was better than another race, so you can fuck over both racist, but you adjusted how you were doing it and you get to keep all the money at the top right leg. You basically stick and dick in everybody's ass. What you got balls deep would want and another people you're only halfway it, and then you get so that then the genius of
Did you get someone with half a dick in their ass, actually feeling lucky, because it's not balls deep right and just the fall out of that is what you watch it. Zeb make any sense other than I can't just totally blame super rich people on this are the controlling people throughout the centuries, but I will say that, generally speaking, even then horseshit with a lady in Wisconsin, just looking for the bad and Chicago people in blaming all the bullshit behaviour on drafting the city of Chicago, I just think. Unfortunately, the inherent nature of people is too were be. Selfish comes to be fearful to one more to be worried about tomorrow, and that.
I wanna be here and I feel a little better than the other person me look at me, the derby right now, where I was sitting. I was too steps, above all those people standing and when I stood up I can still see the fuckin race, but I was like. I am sure you are stand. You are less than me annexing arm yelling. At this person like I built the whole balkan area right, I just gets in our nature to not get along. I hate to say that, because it's the easiest focusing the Duke was it doesn't take any effort annoyed by somebody's effortless, actually having empathy and seeing what the fuck they're coming from or may be thinking about how you should say something in respecting somebody? It just takes a lot of work and effort,
get up there when the heat of the moment that usually doesn't happen and you go, I overly simplified. The whole forget think, but I think it, sir I've been through Baltimore. I've been through Detroit Parts of Cleveland Parts of Buffalo Raspberry starting up part of the south. Now some places I went through, you can't believe how people are living in this country and its two fucking wrong throng and there were over their allegedly trying to rescue people in other countries, which is the damage should ever did isn't, were just taking their natural resources. Making I mean we are, I don't get it all that shit, but I just don't think that this country is doing that. Looking at other countries gone God, dammit back there just now, free we gotta do something about.
Bullshit, I don't mind any of its and there's another two. I have no fucking idea how to turn it around no fuckin way, Turner out on AIDS societal level. I can't tell, though, an individual level. You could totally turn around your life without a fucking doubt you just have to fucking. You just can't be gonna become unstoppable. The more down the fucking shit slide. You are the more unstoppable you have two fuckin beef and that's just the way it is. Life, isn't fuck, unfair and four as bad as you got it. Somebody's gotta, fucking or semi. There's a guy with one fuckin like you can't go to work because he stuck his dick into something else which he's fucking wired to do. You know I mean that woman taken out of the guys like she's, basically saying God is wrong, you know, but she won't get called on it. Will she.
Did any that make any sense. I she started daydream and half way through the this bill burn. This has been the Monday morning podcast. I would like all of you to go. Fuck yourself and I'll talk next actually turn checking on Thursday, but I'm basically have taught you. I talk to you every Monday, Thursdays, I'm just checking in on you. You know just poker. My hadn't seen how the fuck you doing, but this this day here this is the real shit. If you like the real shit, and it is a pilot shit here and if you would like to contribute to the money money Park, yes, effortlessly was actually takes over the next time. You gonna Amazon, to buy something. Just click on I've got a billboard outcome. Click on the park. Yes page there, just click on the Amazon, little FUCK an app there would have the fucking thing. You call it the banner ads it'll take you write, Amazon and buy something if you want. If you do, I get a little credit for drivers of traffic. There was already gonna. Go there anyways the kick me a little bit of fuckin, my their basically flooring off the love that
Thank you have for me and the spot, just that's what they do they trying to pile on that ship. You told me I don't I'm talkin about thanks everybody sincerely for the last two weeks I am wiped out. I am tired, but it was one of the great experiences that I've had in my stand of career to get to go to all these cities that I have never been to other than New Orleans. I've never been to any these other ones. As far as I can remember, and it was also the people were great. The crowds horizon and the old people asked me about the Billy Bible Belt poster. Do I have any leftovers? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I get a couple hundred left there just shipped back to my house. There, all gonna be autographed, ok and they will be available for sale on my are on my website as soon as soon as I get home publication about a week to put him up there, they are high quality. I forget what size
But they are a nice size. Just look at some of the tweet Twitter pictures of him. Those will be available, but when they got there gone, I'm not making any more, I'm even get one. I didn't need one eye fork and did they shows where I go. Fuck yourself I'll talk to you next week.
Transcript generated on 2020-02-28.