Hey, what's goin on its bill bar it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday May, seventh, twenty twelve twenty trail baby. What go on. You guys have a why my yelling Why am I you know why? Because I got a good night's sleep and I just said some waffles, so I got their fuckin sugar rush. I made slammed my computer the fuck? I can't figure out how to work in any way I heard I had some water. For breakfast now. Why did you just shut off? You can't see disorder Jesus Bill area the technology does is not an attack on you. Why don't you just relax and you hang on guys? I just need to talk myself for second rightness, Buckingham sitting. Think figure out what happened: stop taking the Bay Back yards and foreign waters. I should meet him yet,

I'll. Take you guys from my boring day the sounds like the beginning of a bruise Springsteen saw. Doesn't it it's a wonderful. It was over you know you ve been american soldiers shot up. How does we turn it around the breakfast? Limerick from that guy? You know what it's? What am I goes to see him live in concert because I've been make informing him forever and half of my friends have been making fun of them and then they go seem in concert like do you gotta go see, they're going concert. You know with his class three hundred bite he's got he's gotta get one Lucy if he was a dark emails dogs with the motion faces. You know it's got miles, boxer the same dentition like a boxer like a pug. What the fuck you can't get dim pugs, not breathe or something I know they have their motion face but, like I always hear, bulldogs have the worst time trying to breathe but, like pugs have the most look of panic on there.

Second bulldogs can't breathe. I just I ask in fact lead on. Did you seem like a tub of shit dog? We're like pugs like genuinely seem concerned about something where their eyes bug out or do they have like that high metabolism? You know when you have something wrong with your thyroid. Is that the right word to any doctors that listen to this anyway it made waffles. Yesterday in the lovely NEA is killing. You know she's working out she's on this, We'll be fuckin even hotter, check diet rights as she can't eat any right. In the end, you know the Ladys the k they got all that fuckin hormonal shit go on every goddamn Martino stuff Falcons Deanna what there is always something going on with them. You know their basically, it's like living with inadequate.

When you live with the woman. You know they always guided us in shit coming up man. There is that same bullshit scenario, compounded with the fact now, she's on some special diet, so she's, basically detoxified from whatever fuckin in our how people eat yeah? We write you give the sugar salt rush. You eat, you totally stuffed your mentally think. That's what eating is so that when you actually eat the way you supposed to and your body isn't like freak, like those right. It's actually just children with some fuckin broccoli in some protein. You not used to that. You know you used to go into some high energy shit so anyway, I'm Sidney

Can the waffles right- and you know what those deals when you check goes on a fuckin diet. All of a sudden you have to be on the diet to age is doing that. Torture me, I felt like. And I got I have to tell you, I ve one chance for my fault: it alone, yet they do all that shit when they always try to make it seem. It's easy to be a guy guys can load light thumb, it's easier. It so much harder for a woman, thereby Bab, but which is not enough. I'm gonna die before you do ok. What is your problem with the soup he's spoken, Christ.

Jesus Christ, self, anyways, that's what I'm fuckin dealing with and die. She had a major victory is one I was silent, victories having relationship. You know those are the best. Was the happy, don't say anything and you see their face and you

that they realize it, and then you see them wondering if you realize it and you can look back, I'm like I do realize it, but I'm not gonna say it because then you'll be able to. If I say it out loud, you somehow fuckin do some sort of two point reversal and bring up some other shit and then I'll lose. You know I just fuck and shoot that look right back at you. Like that's right, woman. I won this one. Ok, you got to wait for another fight, because this one is over. It's fuckin, Michael Corleone, says in the godfather to ah I agree. I gonna steal that at some point I want to be in arguing with near. I can be a real aka she'll get mad, I'm just gonna. Do it over some stupid like she must go see this cabin in the Woods Fuckin movie, whatever the hell, it is supposed to be a perfect movie.

What does that mean? The guy gives into the woman cheese? Is a minor fuckin mood kind of lemon on the syrup here, people who was the Syrup Urban Jersey, I can say out Jersey, that's Anthony's, impression of em. I owe him fuckin fifty cents right there. Some residuals Anthony Komio everybody from the open Anthony.

Around with little Jimmy Norton on Exam satellite radio, little promo, the fuck was I just talking about God, Dammit painted on the syrup. Asher that that's gone. Oh, I know I had this minor victory at this minor victory right. I'm on the road on the ruling in Britain do muddy jokes on the road. Again, I don't give a fuck about you or your friend bomb on DVD and get the fuck out of my face. I should have welcomed waffles. You know I saw parkers, it's gonna die in like fuckin twelve minutes and I'm just gonna sugar crash can be laid on the rug like that. Fucking do train spotting, but instead it likes falling into it. I'm just gonna not off like a fuckin like a goddamn dog with emotion face. Are we brought it around what to do.

So anyways got hit, it was the victory I had so I was on the road. Do my jokes, I come back to town a right and an is always somehow one. I was away something got broken and nobody knows as any fucking idea. It's like my car. I don't know what happens I take it out. Nobody ever really helps it somehow, when needed, exit out. Somebody always hits it Then I go out. She has a say shit. I go out to use it I see some side swipe down the fork, its side of the car and I just go. I come in, I go. There's somebody hit the car and then she is always like we did that help. How many times can I fall for that? Yet the people, just not like you and you drive the car. Now, in my time

but somebody tagged fuck. A month ago, when I went over Chris Port, is somebody fuckin tag, my car very anyway, so I come back and once again something broken the blender the blender was busted. You know the engine work, but the little fuck. Two things were broken so she's just like we need a new blander. I can't make by skinny. Oh Margaret is any more because the teeth don't work, so let's drop it, but the Fuckin motor works I go over. We just get it fixed and she's like. Could she knows what that means? What are we gonna fix? That means is going to sit there for three years. Before it finally bring it over to repair shop, but not not now, not all new fix it. Billy I said you know what I want to figure out: a fuckin fix that goddamn thing all I did you notice was that's what I get to do. Just look up to the fuckin

You get the nose is basic to some people, but for a lot of morons and there's a lot that listen to this part cast by the way no offense non. Take it all you do is just whatever the and and then then serial number you go on the internet and you can you, just by the port side by the fuckin part? Thanks was up. I do all this shit without talking to new right. I fuckin I gotta take this thing. Apart, turned upside down and fuck, and Poland trying to pull the motor on more come out because that thing on the top and unlike what the fuck is going, you too, and I a video of a guy, doing fixing the exact problem I hadn't needed unscrew. The bottom I need to do is just fucking get a screwdriver and take the thing off the top which how it doesn't strip the top. I have no fucking idea. We dont care. Bill get to the point on a long story. Short. I get this focusing on it works. So what do I do? I get my face and say: yeah woman. I fuckin fix that shit. I don't.

I don't I fix it, make sure it runs. I try it out and then I just stick the covered it up, couple days later, a guy I you know, I think, I'd like a milkshake. Where are you the blunder doesn't work. I fixed it you're the text that has not worked. Take it apart. I fuckin fixed myself, Diego woman right, but the whole. We need two fuckin go by another one year. I realise that wasn't really a major victory even like when you just. Had you like yeah, I fucking Domini, then I just said that out loud. That was really no big deal this? How much I wanted to fix it? It was Seven dollar part I headed overnight it for like fuckin sixteen bucks, so and I don't even want to milkshake. I just wanted to show that I did something

I dont know why. Why? Because I'm a week person and I need other people's approval there, does that make you happy? Does that make you feel? Does that make you smiling you're fucking cubicle, though what you're doing. When you're gonna cubicle in your smiling I've? I was your boss. I would immediately think that you're, somehow stealing from the company cause, is no reason to smile and a computer and a cubicle in a computer in a cubicle. This no fucking reason right. Unless we somehow figured out a way to be happy. You know some sort of those induce bags why they douche bag dub, because a happy, you know what happened to you, what the fuck am. I gonna do: but I was gonna do. Oh, I know we have to talk about. Everybody is very special guess what it is this Sunday, its mother's day, my there's day your mom, the one dead dead did most of the heavy lifting

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Over time. What the hell am? I gonna talk about out. You know here and why I went to a black last night. Oh yesterday, afternoon cause a games come on early because Zalm, I finally accepted the fact emotionally that my Boston Bruins have been knocked out of these Stanley CUP lay offs and I've. Actually, you guys know my hatred of NBA basketballs. I don't hate, I don't hate it. I just that final three minutes. It drives me nuts with all the time out, and I know I brought it up before in all its even worse when they call the time also noticed yesterday, as I watched a game is then they start reading copy. You know like anything: they can.

Due to just bring the drama all away back down to zero. It's like tied for ninety eight, ninety eight other guy. They got twenty eight files to give and then they followed so and so calls a time out and the next thing you know they're sitting there reading you know like what I just did: bra flowers, that calm gets your mother's, some fucking, you know that's stupid sweating I accept that the fact that the bronze rather play often well the beige around you. Why don't we go watch? The fucking sees kid. You know I have said so Celtics. Why, in the Atlanta Hawks, who used to be the Saint Louis Hawks, we beat them in nineteen. Fifty eight, I believe further and be a title, its rights Louis we own Jurassic sport. You don't even know about anymore back

eyes an hour was in office, so I watched a game in which it will just a phenomenal play off. Games is far like being a fan because it was before it even started. You know it was all and there was never a concern. They were up by thirty points and I sat there. Drinking beer and eaten wings become fuckin of fat boy, Billy, again Billy fat against its my irish neighbour. So don't sit there right over the body, my wife, in the game, are having a great time right, like the fourth core, these four girls for five girls come in and it's a dive bar. You know I, like the diverse needs, a place to set. You know it's just one of those deal. Somebody has when those fuckin.

What what's an acknowledged character in forty eight hours. You know there was this: was one of those cars parked out front some fucking piece of shit rag top with some sad dog and in the back seat right only those bars in the bar fly car right. So I walk in there watching the game and like fuckin with like Five minutes to go in the: what's it like two hours and time these, like five checks come in and they're just like they just train Rex, Oliver werent pants. We could just see their clams. You know ridiculously tight pads. Another girls got these cut off with this. Had turned sideways look like she's in some fuckin fresh, this video in the late eighties itches. They were just absolute masses and they start putting money into the Jew Box. And they just start signal. They started to want to watch video killed the radio star right and then they just

you know and then there's all these fuckin old guys bar fly fuckin jack off, like my age and a little bit older, like way to Fuckin old, for these checks. Right in these girls are being like they fuckin loud and therefore dance and with each other and their grab, and each other's ass is doing all this shit and you see these guys up By the way they start like reacting to the sex fuckin energy that they're putting out there so too, The girl stand up. They start that's what I'm gonna do. It was like the fucking accused like times five was going down? The whole vibe was fuckin ridiculous. So the two girls stand up. They start like dancing grinding up against each other then one of the guys eventually, like some big fuckin sex star, bear, starts walkin over and starts pawn at the girl and then the girls. I came

knock it off, get the fuck out of here right and my body classic looks at me and goes she facilitated, then entire fuckin thing and it's like eggs, actually slot ill. It was. There was strippers. I don't know what the fuck and deal was, but it was one that thing that have always said we gotta have responsibility for your own fucking safety, obviously that guy shouldn't just feel that should be able to walk over and start pawn some girl. But you know when you sitting there would be a clam fuckin outlined on the front you fuckin genes and your grinding up against your friend and your Poland or jacket. Often she's gonna. Stop it stop it and you keep Poland it off. I mean what the fuck do you think's gonna happen. You know I fuck, you know, there's nothing worse than when people act like the world is a perfect place

and then they act shocked when something bad happened. It isn't ok, there's the way you wish the world was, why it is so fuck and act accordingly. Go in there with your fuckin who Ah, hang out and start grind it up on your friend in front of fuckin, five drunk guys who want women. Having done a double take at since the fuckin. I don't know Fernando balanced way was struck out the side. Ok, I'm saying it was just. It was a really fuckin, uncomfortable vibe and I looked at my fine. I go look we'll get out, Three minutes we're gonna be testifying and about fucking six weeks for whatever shit about re they go down. I know it kills Is no one at the bar stop them from doing what they were doing. You know I was trying to think what the pocket male version of what they were doing would be. I guess it would be

like acting aggressive and almost causing like a fight. Vibe are right, but you know, then you get tossed out, but women could can create the accused, vibe and an upcoming any ship for this. But, like you know, I'm not advocate what that guy did, that what I did was fuckin wrong, but Jesus fucking Christ. What did your dad do did he bought by Like Fisher Price, how to be a whore? Do they make like those little fuckin stereos they made that they make like a fuckin. The horror version of that I'm at that age, people I'm a that age. When I look at women like that, and I dont go like Wild, isn't easy mark. I now look at them go unlike at Jesus Christ. We're fucked was your dad. What didn't he deal, but anyway What was actually funny was for some. This is how drunk they were asked

grinding on each other in Fucking Poland up each other's dresses. In doing all this shit, the fuckin, for whatever reason I don't know where they just started singing the STAR Spangled banner and then the guys at the bar joined and I have video of a number of to my guy, hopefully get it up on the site. I got it like halfway through they sang the whole fuckin song and what was what was that whole fuckin? Is somebody get get rate bribe went out the window, both sides for like a good. Three minutes were in harmony with some sort of support, the troops vibe just out of pocket nowhere, and this is a funny thing. But this was probably like seven in the evening. This is how fuckin wasted everybody was right, plodding ahead here.

Whatever women? What you think about that? Am I being the fuckin caveman there? I'm not advocating that saying that those guys what they did was ripe would like you can't. I bet that's what it's like me like. I said that such like me, walk into central park like three in the morning, dress like Liberace sing and I'm in the money, and the money, but a photo right, and then someone- Zeb smashes me over their head, I get it culture and I got a fucking. My cheek bones. Fucked up, you know that My wallet, you know and all action does it wrong. Yes, they feel bad for me, yes, but what the fuck was. I think you know what did you just fucking now give yourself a bunch of paper. Cuts in junk jump in shock, first in water and then for go, then it bit my leg off you're an asshole, that's bad! It's that's my side of it

Oh Jesus relationship advice, follow up success story, dear is dearest billion you may or may remember a couple months ago I emailed you about some relationship by advice. To recap: twenty two years old fellow girlfriend for seven years, most of it long distance, smallish things that happen from time to time which may be doubted could trust her. I gave the example. Of the Strip poker thing she lied about in the business trip where she said. Oh coworker tried to kiss her I gotta be honest with you. Do I get a lot of emails like that? So were, and I've been a guy. I was a guy when I was twenty three anyway, he goes. You sent me a very clear. Such pull the record I'm just right to let you know that I did take your advice and, although is probably the hardest thing, I've ever had to do was a hundred percent. The right course to thank you for giving me the extra nudge I needed, hopefully in the future, I can be a fucking man about these things and you just do what needs to be done.

I'm through most of the relationship fall out now. I did have to tell her to get fucked when she kept wanting to get back to her she didn't seem to understand that all of the reason we broke up would still be their bottom line. I'm happy I've been a long time thanks man, oh yeah. Well, there you go next the hardest thing, too, is when they're coming back to you, because is your thank Asia? Brain up top is going. This is wrong. You're out stay out here, you're deck is go and free, pussy tat you all right. That's what dick say. So you have to override that, and I got me with the only reason why she was getting back with. You was just to get with you till she was mentally prepared to walk away from you. So she could pull the record and

that's the worst, so you avoided all that's now. This is what you do. Son go and have a good time and don't get involved. With anybody that you don't feel you gonna marry. Is this, the mother, my kids right go fuck yourself and that's how you do it until you meet the one that is, and then that's the one. That's the one you give your heart too, but other than that fuck. All the fuck. Am I right. I don't mean that inside genetic way, but Justino when How can you know to three dates and in tat doesn't feel fuckin weird, you know it's starting to feel right. I mean it still fail and weird. You know at that point all she hasn't your places, maybe a scrunch she or some sort of fuckin toiletry discontents out. Thank you beat and unite. Remained you just be honest to say, listen! I I really like you you're nice person. I just don't!

see this long term so rather than wasted time. My time, unless both getting really hurt, we'll just just leave right now is ugly. This is yours our I good for you, Sir God, for you here we go pissed off Bay Area Fan, who mice whose also might be cops. What are they the cancelling the Sunday show in San Jose you ginger fuck, oh yeah, don't? San Jose come up and I had the icrc. I can't do this Sunday shall I had to cancel that one. So evidently, this cases at least ten of us bought tickets to the show and as a boozy had a busy, night night out planned around it to say we were looking forward to would be an understatement. We are not some random group of matures either we are dedicated fans, faithful, podcast listeners. We came out to sea.

Last time. You were in San Jose and weakens in line to meet you buy by the dvds and the Dvds man, some of So even when it, only that we actually we ve, actually and polarize polarizing on behalf on your behalf and one you several or several new fans who also bought tickets to the Sunday show one guys. Bitch wife only allows him out one night per year and this was going to be his two thousand five. Aren't you is Christ you're killing me we ve told him you're a stand up guy. How do we tell him you thrown us over an hour scurrying out to Chicago to suck up to Vince VON Douche move Mr Byrne? Douche move a. What about the other two nights and go in their first of all? Stop acting like San Jose. It's like some blue chip. Fuckin city are right

San Jose all we can look down the Bakersfield, you look and I had Sacramento right you're, both the chicks with the good points. Banalities ripe. We all know the haughty. Is San Francisco? Ok, listen! I apologize. If something I have to do. Is it it'll make sense in a few months, it'll make sense in a couple of months. Why had do what the fuck? I'm doing? I don't talk about the shit that I that I'm doing, because most of it get doesn't get picked up. It gets worse. Back down to the ground so why fucking bring up oh here I just did this and allegedly it has the opportunity to do that and then nothing happens, and then it's bad enough. It doesn't. And then you have to deal with people go nay. Whatever happened to that thing? It's it's failed. It crashed in Burma.

So I have to watch goggle two fuckin loyalty thing right. You think I would like to spend another fortnight San, Jose Alexander. I don't like this. She ass, I, like you, your hockey team. I respect your friends, You got refunds up there. So I'm sorry! I'm sorry Julie, Jim Dave, Mikey, Joey, Joey's, Girlfriend Rico Bill and several others are right. You fuck, and babies. And it goes now. We can't o p s. No, we can't just come Friday. Saturday shows. Instead, because we worked, those knights were in a local law enforcement. Oh shit, they have guns, beg my father. Get up to you and I'll see at the policeman's ball. There's no way we can get the night off Saturday and Sunday

Was it man I fucked over. We think I'm not coming back shit. You know what you got. You got me with the guilt you did began with the guilt about those Ella kings, everybody's anybody else, watching the fucking play off the other kings for the first time since the Gretzky era, and as far as I know, I didn't look this up. I think only the second time in their history there due to the western conference finals, at least as far as when I've been paying attention. I don't ever remember him they're back when they had those yellow and Purple Laker Jersey. Soon enough in the county, devils keep beaten flyers. I thought the fly.

I'm not saying it's over. God knows it's not over. When it's a fucking flight, he came back down all three against my brains, but the devil's it yourself, fucking county. You don't owe me, and I mean that with all due respect, I hate it when they play the trap and all I type a shepherd sons of bitches man they play very. They play like that. Disciplined hockey wait disciplined, but plough ahead here. What do we get? What do we get next night? Is it racist races, racist mush? Nick addition, what is this man fuck a mush nick, it's a Murdoch own paper enough said.

What is much Nick or what the fuck it? What is is thrown back? Is it raises mush? Nick addition, I have no idea what this meat says as long as the nets are allowing Jazzy to call their marketing shots, what a shock that he too The black and white, as the new team colors to stress as the nets explained, their new urban home Why not have him apply the full jazzy treatment? Why the Brooklyn Nets, when they they can be the New York and words? What the fuck is, this the cheerleaders should be the Brooklyn. Bitches are hose team logo and nine millimeter. What the fuck is this. Oh, oh, oh, oh! This is fill mush Nick, ah Phil Mush Nick wrote this ok

Much Nick is this guy who's justly he's never in a good mood. He could be getting a two one, one on a sunny day in the middle of winter anyway. Find a reason to complain about stuff in that's funny. Coming from me, because I'm one of the biggest concern over was aright Phil Mush Nick. This is what wrote about Jason, yielding the nets in Brooklyn. Ok, now I get says as long as a natural alone jazzy to call their marketing shots. Why shouldn't data Mary? He had the money, but the team, What a shock that he chose? Black and white is the new team logos distress as That's explain their new Urban Home. Why not have him elevator the full Tipp shell treatment strewn beneath one a They could be the New York New York and words that Chile is Gb Brooklyn Bitches, our whole team logo on nine millimeter with hollow tipped. Shell casing strewn beneath one, be jazzy hip than go all the way. Jesus that's stupid!.

What is in black and white? Isn't that inclusive, like there's only black and white people in Brooklyn, but I'm just say it. You know: Why say nine millimeter his whole hasidic population is the yeah growin up gaudy o population out there. Brooklyn is Phil. I think he is eating. Anyway this is bill, is this racist, theirs Asian girl that I work with who, A bit of an eye condition that sort of this is a different thing This guy was tying that involve sorry, I'm just a fuckin idiot right now I told you the serpents was wearing off the sugar Russia, whatever's fuckin werent down here.

Why did he do? That is trying to be the next who's? That guy, with the cowboy had now fervour Deca he's mad at their that their colours of black and white? What is wrong with black and white? To cite the nets had a classic uniform Atherton their uniforms hideous. They had a court that grey with the red and white was awful. I think it's cool it as a team in Brooklyn I'll fill mush Nick. Why don't you go get yourself a Sunday, you miserable bastard. I come from me our bill is this raises since racist there's this asian girl that I work with who was a bit of an eye condition that is slightly but definitely noticeable. She's not cross out she's, not cross side, but something is definitely askew.

You can tell she's looking at you, but one I kind of drifts off in did no man's land. Yeah lazy, I now normally go googly eyes, would be a pretty bad. Turn off right, but she almost seems more are learning, because if it this be wondering if aged women can pull off this look better than other nationalities. A mainstream example of this would be Lucy Lou. She had sat, and I think going on I'll, be it a slight thing, but she's review. As a haughty compare that to a caucasian Bobby Bobby Betsy, if the sea, in an anchor that Nancy Walls did and oppression of, or African Americans steward Scott, a lesser example considering he's a male isn't, races of me to believe Asian may have the edge when it

the public overlooking their lazy eyes. If so, do you think it's due to their eyes being all wish it thus detracting from the walking is Jesus? Do I think you just take this girl is hot, You know when you'd rather bang her than Steward Scot. I think it's really that simple I don't know, Oh no, who have those other people, I don't watch CNN or Fox NEWS. I find it. I just find both those are totally slanted in opposite directions. Have a watch that shit and are stewards Goddess battling for his life. I believe so I don't do. I think you just want a fuckin. I think you just listen. If you want to ban this group, I think that's why you ve you. I think you are.

Asian checks, regardless of whether their eyes are looking at. You are not looking at you you you like I'm, so you know what I say, sir, I say go for it. You know: go get yourself, a beautiful girl. You know it's great bomb is due as an uneasy geothermal doing Ok, here we go bill to bang lesbian friend, who was in lesbian remission, Jesus. Ok, this is outside my room, but I'll I'll, try and answer it. Hey built what your opinion on this problem. I have a nineteen year old college freshmen and I'm in a bit of an ethical dilemma. I have this friend who is a lesbian, and recently she has been. She hasn't having any luck with the Ladys, she's feeling vulnerable to the point that she's active actually contemplating about fucking this guy. She knows after she tells me this

I start getting jealous because I've always had sexual feelings for her, but never acted on them because she's, a lesbian and I respected her dude. What kind of a fuckin asshole you. You know why you hang out with her we'll just waiting for daylight. What what are you doing? She's a lesbian? She doesn't want to fuck. You just said Nora ETA. Yet it's a dried up, wealth. Silver walk away, would also say I guess she's a lesbian, maybe she's in the summer I don't know, does she fixed com Like you, I have no idea. What is there anything? worse than a guy just hovering around. You know then go on out and just like the other know what you're waiting for this

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Like men around any chance. I have, or should I just go just be the friend and do nothing thanks? Are there no other women around for you to fuck that you're just completely singularly focused on in obsessed with this girl who's, a lesbian? That's exactly what I said why you hovering around here. That's what I want is a because you can't have her like it, it's it's a chaste thing or to struggle that he is lag account. It is better to say the same height and they can borrow each other's justly. Has one were you going to wear that flannel tonight, because I feel like getting involves actually with anyone whose, having like going back and forth their sexuality and figuring out, is probably not a good idea just cause. It's probably a lot of emotional shit go on along with that that she may not talk about it. You may not be aware of would just leave it here. While you just go talk a girl that wants to bang a guy one should make it a lot. You make your life easier. I use. How do I turn this blushed ensure bicycle. I've always wanted this bus

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What next everybody does nets they? Finally, one play off game. Congratulations to all New York, Knicks vans. Unless you like the Yankees, then you can go fuck yourself ended a third thirteen game in a row play off Dame losing streak. I want What do you guys think when will that ever get beaten? That's gonna, no one's gonna stand for a while. I was You try to do the math on that in order to duplicate that. Best case scenario, you only get swept two years in a row are to play off trips in Iraq. Like best case scenario would be, you were up three aims to none one year and then you lost foreign around seeding, get swept and this for losses. Then you get swept to more time

in a row that twelve and then you lose the first game in the next one. That's the best case scenario: the Fuckin necks lost. Some play off series when Van Gandhi was still there, they lost shoot. The last two games, so that was their first to lie, Then they got swept that's six. They got swept again, that's ten. Then they lost the first three of this one thirteen. I swear to God. If they lost yesterday, that's fourteen you would they generate. Some could be, that you have to get swept three times in a fuckin rats practically impossible, and this me is poverty. Oh Jersey version, New Jersey Zone, the pride of fuckin red back fuckin. We got in this huge fucking debate. Fuckin, a noise dish. Adam me, with his prey:

of Madison Square Garden like he feels like like this, like that it is the most overrated fuckin venue. I think, in professional sports, because. It gets so much fucking clout, because it's in New York City, the Paris of the United States and just because it's fuckin there. That everybody seems to forget the incredible lack of championships that have been won there. Ok, the fuck! New York Rangers have one one Stanley CUP since nineteen forty, seventy two fucking years been one championship. One there. The New York Knicks haven't one since Fuckin Nixon resigned. Forty fucking years. All right, and this dude is telling me eagle your first

We're talking about how Jordan said that was his favorite place the play and he used to this other than to fight started. He told me that fuck in the garden during gain. Three was the loudest and be a game? He's ever hurt, and am I really do you really? think that it was louder than the Boston Garden or the allay forum. When the Lakers and Celtics were playing a game. Seventy! You really think it was louder gained three. Next, first, the heat in your down fuckin! Oh two, do you really The venue was fucking louder me. What are you basically do decision about championships? I'm like it's not! So I'm not saying it's about championships, but we were playing for championships. You gonna be even apt up even more, and he just keep saying how they use that stupid. Fuckin expression that that day,

Madison Square got it's a mecca. It's a mecca for basketball and it's what people don't understand. The unstable mecca just means people from around the world gather. There, too, gathering place it's like if, if, if Madison Square Garden was in a mall, it would be a food court. People gathered for all over the mall. Some people came there, I address other people came had a biased, slack, spice and slacks? What data? all gathered in the food court to eat that shitty food and yes, it is a basketball, mecca. People gather from around the globe to kick the next spoken ass every year. If they make the goddamn play off, all right. I just fuckin a noise, the shit out of me, because I give it up to the Yankees for like two like that that that's that's the top team in baseball. It's not even close twenty seven championships right and he's gonna fuckin sitting.

And he's gonna try and talk about Madison Square Garden like this is the crown jewels of the fucking NBA incompletely disregard the Celtics, some Lakers, who combined have one third, to and be a championship puts the Lakers Bebe eight championship that they count as an mba championship for thirty three and you sit non fuckin to our eyes, to be honest, is an outsider when I think a Madison Square Garden, I think of Mohammed Ali. I think of lead Zepplin MAC, messier casually I'll think of Bernard King Frank. Not restrict ain't rolling stones. I think more music. I dont think sports, because nothing really fucking memorable.

What it? What has ever happened? I don't understand what has happened at the bruise went to the stands. Somebody get beaten with loafer MIKE Melbury right, that's a random out, but it means on video MIKE I'm just on understand like I just I just tried to tell him I'm like dude, it's not louder, it's not louder. You think I was louder than when the Celtic finally one another fuckin championship after their drought of like whatever what it was twenty two years. You really think it was louder than that. I was explained on it just seems loud to you, because your next bad, you know it's like that, do who was ended, the asian women and he's gotta. Do they play off the lazy guy you just like asian women to save pocketing I write suggested cases some more verse he's out there. Ok you have a nice little venue down there. It's did was made during the cookie Carter time, some of the worst fuckin venues ever. The ceiling is ugly

dad is an unbelievable I've done this joke. Before I will talk about the breeze and a square garden is an unbelievable breeze up on the rafters, because there's no championship black banners to block the air conditioning. So anyway. Having said that, congratulate to the next, if there ex ever went on IRAN and. Were raw a championship Jean. Even then, the best that they could not hope to do is duplicate what the bulls did with Jordan, when when they were at the centre of the basketball universe, but in my lifetime they never have been, and I'm an old fuck man. I've been around for a long time. At this point, I'm half way through this journey. If I'm lucky

Fully only halfway through so they go. I went out of my way to trash the fuckin necks, even though they just fuckin one and our main, I don't even know shit about fucking ownership up as well to shut the hell up. What are my up to fifty six minutes? Airless reach more advertising here I Amazon dot com. Everybody hate deal like me. Do you, like my pod cats deal or if you don't do you like the troops I'm drafted behind your like of the troops, is a deal next to me: go to Amazon, dot com that saying the next

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Was that you have your bodies over to watch the game. You gotta frost up some glasses, you know and then get mad at him, an appeal over the sea overrated, giant opera style mentions with twenty bedrooms and shit. I grew up pretty poor and some small houses- and I remember thinking, as I was watching those scream movies. How that she could never happened, broke people. They are the rich kids in these giant ass houses, giant arse, Houses scam must be from Europe here in people, murdered in some other way. While the rest of the people were oblivious, which made me laugh as growing up it here my moment, the kitchen walking around on the wooden floor. What, while I was in the bedroom literally on the opposite side of the house, no way. Some mass do should slaughtering someone demon. Asking and then walking back into the lounge like hey guys what I miss Ah so sleep tight there Richie Rich, that's fucking hilarious, but you know it's

if you bought those houses. Is you know when you have like twenty bedrooms? You don't think about it, but like those rooms, a useless twenty bedroom, so you gotta go out by twenty beds. What can you do in your bed? Sleep in all right. Do you need to do then a bunch of other rooms other than that? How long does it take for me, sleeping in fucking takes eight hours and seven minutes on a good day right Other than that is just a useless room, I you need your whatever three four bedrooms and then, after that everybody can Juno go sleep in the family. Go to sleep in the movie room. Go sleep in my study. You want turn those runs into something else. We're understood, You don't guess yeah. This is why I think those people live in those kinds of some people just want a giant house, but there is gotta, be something really comforting

live and like the Illuminati, like cul de sac, you know like a fire became like just like some fuckin Billy Are you now which I really think is inevitable with the wild success of this pact and all this advertising that pretty soon you know I will become a billionaire? Ah, I go fuck yourself. Whatever visit whatever say, I invent the next block, an app for the Iphone and I make a zillion dollars. You know, there's gotta be something comforting when the dollar is crashing. If you're envisaged giant gated fuckin community with its own security, ah shit, even then even cause any you gotta think the security guy. I would

friends with the security people like ridiculous friends. I would like, if I may, that kind of money I would pay off their houses with any wouldn't fuck in short to work. I'd have to do something where they were on my side. You know I just make a plant do when it. When the ship goes down you can bring you and your family and your pistol to my house. I write. I have fought ten years worth of beef in my fuckin four thousand square foot Fuckin refrigerator. Frazier, we can eat for ten years. All, and I have enough bullets view to hold people off. Can can you do this? Are you willing to do this or that that's our plan? I would have my own little many militia. You know, I don't body might tell me one time they.

Haven't they had this fire in the Hollywood Hills somewhere out here? Can someone please find me footage of this cause? I refuse to believe that somebody had this level of wealth, but it sounded awesome where the bathing about, if, when you live in the hills out here, this is basically what happens at every year for like a month straight, if fuckin, it seems Range every day out here and during that time, all the hills turn all green and their beautiful, now lush all that type of shit and then, after that, occasionally it will fucking rain. So what happens is gradually the hills start to dry out and then too at the end of the year. The Santa Anna winds come in offer the desert all right and it's just flat, so they come in like fuckin, sometimes upwards of a hundred miles an hour and it's like natures, Air drier and it just rise out all of the hills and turn them dish Eddie Jesus is common brown and then eventually, some

It happened. Some throws a cigarette out the window. I don't know what that fuck a rattlesnake takes a shit and it's a piece of Flint. I dont know how these things work ever bedside background, whatever the fuck and things catch on fire and all these rich motherfuckers it you're jealous of during those months you're not jealous when you watch the fucking houses burned down so one time a body. My was sinews watching the news and somebody had so much fucking money, daddy, The dude had his own fire department. Basically, and these guys were on top with these fuckin fire retardants suits and these giant light. By Canada, that was shoot inform all

the perimeter and all over the house, so his house did burned down like the for houses around a burned to the ground in his house, was fine just sitting in this giant mountain a fuckin, shaven cream, and I remember thinking that that it that is dead, is the ship like. If I was wealthy, that's what the fuck I would do you know wouldn't help the less fortunate. I would make sure that I can protect all my shit when you it wasn't so selfish moment, but I am himself the son of a bitch, that's a podcast for this week. Would you guys like to see me, do stand up? What are you gonna, billboard, darker Like I'm doing right now you fuck invested where the hell is there we go These are some of the upcoming shows. I'm gonna be

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