hey what's goin on his bill bird is time for the monday morning podcast from monday may seventh two thousand eighteen what's goin on how easier how's it going how're you is your house key team still alive in the end a child playoffs well you know what you're happy because mine isn't mine is not mine is done goddamn season i do want all oh yeah yeah ahead no fucking consideration for the high level of quality of a problem that's going on in here why would you do that you come in here and you apologize to the incorrect intellect of my listeners in france oh my god near can we sit down and talk about how you cut at that stage last night

will you run away you run into listen this you wanna talk about one of one of the shadiest moods ever moves ever come here sit down sit down gorgeous rigour in here we'll take similar sting out what i want to say to you so anyway so we got a friend of ours in town and of course you want to meet our lovely beautiful we charming always in a great mood gorgeous daughter right now have shown a rough we love get my compliments oh my god i know right i did that you know i didn't i took a half court shot god did the rest the law anyways so we end up going out to a stake house right tunisia is like i dont want at stake but i liked them stake are you going to order a stake i guess when in rome high

did you just say hi to me you say hi to the listeners cutie so me as just like you can you can take i don't want a whole steak i wanted to get soon tired tired i wanted grab the lump grab king which is what you ordered a yes and i wanted the level this takes i want to do the serpent earth so what does all freckles do what does all freckles do he key orders of course what are your billy face i ordered the bone in river how do you do that happen sorry japanese somehow i move the volume get turned down any i'll have the added tat poured out soon is all billy stake face i order a bone in rabbi so you reply here starts getting frustrated starts making noise and i do not want to be that guides the restaurant with the baby that's crime specially at stake house stay calm she have a lot of people there and their second marriages people you know

didn't get married guys who are paying for a house that there are no longer allowed to go into you know there's a lot of that go on their lot a child support being paid you know some of these people who have to rebuild it again to acknowledge a valley hang out when i give dallying out what are you doing so shoe my daughter was getting frustrated so i just start i started walking around the rest not everything like that being amazing father that i am right running around she so short regularly bended that angle that kill in my back but but i stuck it out for you for all those divorces and their right almost my child support even though women that women are starting to pay child support too we have seen that you already cosmo www thousand this story

other than complaining that which i love i love this whole equal pay could you wait near you wait till enough women have to start paying child support new wife worthless anyways while i'm being the amazing father them that i am obviously this is my this is my version of the story my stake arrives estonia goes to cut off her portion of the stake and basically what she does she cuts to thing like lengthwise right a lot like an inch away from the bone and shit all the meat along the bone and then gives me the rest of it and for those you who art mediators l you vegetarians out there the most flavorful part of a bone in red by the reason is all along the bone and she took the best meat and i was so upset with their i told her that she needed to go to ancestry dot com cosette was some northern white european shit what you just did there

yeah i did that's my fire with is the bone i guess you ever want to know you want to know what it's like to be husband and father that's what it is she makes a baby she goes through or that she goes through nine months to hell ten months ahead actually is the middle three that's like this summer vacation but whatever was say ten months how and you know why and then is a guy you pay for it for the rest the relationship she gets all back with little wooden shady cuts of bone rebar i couldn't believe it hi hi cutie smiling ass she is with you why you no one and i'll be in love with their until the day she takes to the good my cheerios pie

how are you cutie daddy has to talk filthy so i can still by diapers that's how it works i'm sorry too far down this road to pretend that you have practical dead i'd lovely ladys why and i thought that you are going to try to defend your position and you didn't you like i did that's that's what i did i mean that's really are i want the me the long long you doing donald trump right now that's how we got out of stuff you said all this horrible stuff about women these ignite said that about rosier donal there you said that about other women whose like they probably right it's like i ride i thought that was the big funny fight in it there was nothing out you're on my ankle ok right ladies bye bye you say bye bye

bye bye seal it now ok you can say layer let me go mcdonald's woody why what do you like buddy like mcdonald's burg here but we have always been a mcdonald's guy always and mcdonalds it's not like i'm out here looking for another avatars ok right now i feel the best poisoned in fast food is mixed this is how i would i would write so i wrote my fast food cheeseburgers near is much too some great ones out there like in and out i have to go to mcdonald's cause the child's sense memory in that takes me back do you know what my bicycle was orange juice

like my here that i used to have i had the white tape around the handlebars i went there to see my trainer and when i got it all you did you take the best man in the jim the yes and he was finishing up with another client and she had our daughter there who is like four years old and she so cute says i only want to see pictures of my baby and i was showing her pictures of the baby and then she topics review with the baby inches whose hair and eyes all that some her daddy had my husband and she goes ok shows why doesn't have any hair we should the kid for her and i said well you know sometimes when we'll get older their hair starts to come out and so you just decided to cut it off because you didn't want it to be falling out and i think it looks better this way and she was like yeah that's true

why did i need to know that there was a jude already feel bad enough about myself dear me kids have looked at me and said your ugly in my life please now i swear to god we won't i had air yeah what's your children and children are honest i nobody all you adults or do you just be a nice to me maybe you deserve that born and reared by just give me the ship idea ugly shit get out of the acute story new idea let this girl the other day and she showed her picture you and she was like a wiser but so big and i was like well you know but as big a right but now i'm gonna fuckin tape laugh at that and i want to pay for that comment forever you can just you can just visit

read me then said started away you're making up some scenario or someone insulting like my look that's not a child and for the record mass might be being but it's like perfect so here is this why marriage for certain wasn't so he wasn't the other end other and i have no problem with the issue of fucking yap that drives me up the walk whenever what why why do i try to make a point why do i try to get ahead of me it's just like bill you're losing took a year at a casino and the house always wins in the house as you fucking wife suggests fuckin ginger chips and go back to the goddamn rum anyway let's get back to the original play of regulations to the fore in expansion temper by lightning you guys because i love steve argument i know is in your front office so unhappy for him all right ok

having said that you guys we're the better team nomadic how bad the associated was there was bad for both sides no matter why did you guys do you use you just for ability digits routine matter what you gonna wind but i will say this this officiating straight across the board in the area lay offs not just argued for my team span really unprofessional professional there's always a couple of calls here or there but like its reminding me of nba officiating last decade when all i said was fixed not saying it's fixed this is coming off more like feel like it it's like did the real refts go on strike and these are like some fuckin scab refts they pulled out of a fuckin crowd there was just a cup looks like look martian took that guy's fuckin these out they didn't make a call their which i thought was bullshit and

now i know we were looking people's faces and no rule against their yet i can guarantee you maybe out of the ruins of knocked out maybe they'll do relax but i mean i thought if we advanced to the next round they were gonna make a quick rule this we call them are shown ruins gonna be no player shall kiss lick tongue or in any manner use his facial orifice to within please contact there's gonna be there's gonna be the bread motion rule someday if i live long enough i will see bread when he's any seventies on the aid shall network laughing about talking about how that rule came about and while he was doing what he was doing it's the most bizarre thing i've ever seen and it was it was it was hilarious money when to the studio german ironic was is it was like it happened to him

he's like i would immediately guarded the showers and ours michael that's great you're all of fame player let's get you off the ice i had a body might actually takes me said not even sean avery licked another player and i was like while he was too dumb to think of it and those well if he's that dumb wisely married to a supermodel and i said i'd fair enough you got me anyhow but just you know i mean what the fuck that get the guy intent like we really needed to win game for so we can lose in six gives everyone still gonna lose the could typical is his hands off his dick he halls mac avoid down behind his own net behind its own fucking net no call it was it was the most obvious due not only to be announced as when they went back to the fuckin studio even they were like what the fuck tampa takes it passed withstand constantly tie the fucking game up and we instead of a chance

even the series it to two we go down three one it was just i like that it's funny is barnacles intemperate babies listening to it on the radio and s busied oh said that look like a dive which is the foggiest pocket thing ever esposito i've is still fuckin pissed that he asked for like three dollars more from the cheapest boston bruins forty five years ago and they ship them to new york arch rival other than the canadians during that i'm so he will never be a part when it comes to us but what the fuck kind of cool fuckers a dive behind their own net with the park behind your own fucking neck when you europe by one and you have to win that play off came are you gonna go down three games to one i don't know esposito we is all of famer but that not look like a dive to me i haven't said all this fuckin sour grapes shit i know tat bestowed a one i know they probably wouldn't want to probably six gives is what i think would happen they just

too much firepower and i think by the time we decided to give physical in the series was too late but that's what was missing in our game this year i think against toronto and against tamper with both of whom i felt had more firepower than we did is when you playing a team that is enough faster than you and has more gold scores she have to give physical with them he can't you see i'm fuckin skate around and i think we have waited too long but having said that this rebuild is an upswing i mean it not that we were going to be bad for a good six seven seaside i didn't see the light at the end of the tunnel so very happy that we want to play our series advanced in the second round definitely a very successful year and we're going to have a new rule named after one of our players the martian role

maybe it's a good thing that we lost in five if there was any more games he might have been the first guided get a fuckin me two case from another guy right on our way that one guy did the age did with for the other guy from the capture is everything has been done is that what it is has everything been done in the whole time mrs rothe kills me as i'm watching the bruins you know just fucking lose in the series licking people's faces in shit and i have missed every single second of this dick seventy searchers you know i just i had to pick a road himself see i get the kitten all that i only had time and i missed i guess what most epic celtics games in recent memory where they tied it but the buzzer against us exercise and i came back unwanted overtime all i'm hearing is rosier tatum brown how much to step up our horror ford i guess was blocking sounds like a maniac and so now i got a worm

i guess i have i have all the time in the world to watch the celtics now so what kind of realize you know as much as i love the celtics and everything i really am a hockey guy because i knew we were gonna lose that serious and i still hung in there why should although i missed yesterday's game because i was at a kid birthday party an awesome kid birthday party like you know you know what parents do a kid the party right you take notes these people do great didn't have at their house they had it like a function room there was door area those old jumpy house this guy bubble show you know it set to man that's a tough crowd you know kids trying to keep a mirror retention they had both for the parents thing a grateful kiddo and now in the corner there this area with the kids do not for those play pens it has a gazillion be no different colored balls and all its eye pernicious my kid was totally entertain the hold

i don't think i saw any kid crying until the very end with the kids you know they need a nap and then just like but it was a great time so somebody asked me because you bronze plain right now make i'm afraid the look sauce looking down looking at the scores and then all my boston friends were sediment text on what the fuck are we doing these ref suck the rough really did suck who knows they probably still would maybe tightened up in business and five from the fuck knows but i'm just saying you know i just hate evan that like that do you feel you know that's like that year the lakers beat us you know what sucks enough but if the lakers bees it's fine i can live with that the fucking lakers you don't owe me but in you call like thirty some files on one team you know the team on the other in a game seven it's just inexcusable unless

well then how can people up images i don't fuck and dry the god did those are the ones tat stay with me you know i mean i don't give fuck if you just come in and kick arrest but we now but i do take peace and effective tamper baby hopefully the better team in and i feel it them easily could have just petersen six as much as i told my mother fucker spam anyways ploughing ahead going to go on with the capitals of the capitals finally gonna get over the hump slay the dragon it be discussed damn penguins from pittsburgh over the pittsburgh penguins continued their march to be the first team in the new york islanders steeper reminded me yesterday your calendars to win three in a row i spend that love the islanders actually won for from eighty two eighty four and

have a demo they want to cover the next year sports illustrated in the said the strive for five just the raven rare times sports illustrated for a hockey player back then you know on the cover and it was my boss if i remember correctly an arm yeah that was the age dynasties when i grew up when i think about it from like you look at the seventys and hockey ruins two flyers one two and the canadians one six so yes ratings sickly one everything and in the previous decade it was it was canadians beliefs and then the blackhawks one one then i think you need one five and in the least one someone should at least one like three in a row and then one and sixty seven in the

cops one is sixty one everything else was the canadians if i remember correctly and then he went to the eighties then the islanders so basically the full went bruins canadians broods creeds flyers flyers then can you its canadians contains canadians and islanders islanders islanders islanders generic medicine can aid edmonton edmonton the cow deflecting canadians one of my favorite one lady mcdonald ginger edmonton again and ninety the ninety one ninety two ways the penguins and that was like me talking a you could literally go back all the way to the fifties does i know like the red one like back to back nothing else was just it was just fuckin basic

pre nineteen sixty seven if you had to guess who won the cup that year either guess canadians are made beliefs but then all of a sudden you know what you did earlier the expansion section sixty seven and then he added you know damage and oil is an all those guys and like i believe seventy eight or something like that the twenty eighteen league images took a little bit well actually i wanted were expansion team in the early seventies then they got out they went on that run butter then after that penguins went back to back it's just basically to every other year it's like somebody else wants it other than the one the red wings one to one a row and i think the penguins right now right now goes far enough but anyway which is why i hate to say this is itself extra and i think the lakers are they bear the most successful franchise

in the modern era because they were able to free agency wind championships at a club that people want for you know back when there was you know if you are later you are a laker go fuck yourself you're not going somewhere else and was the owner decides they haven't said that you know the lakers do have a championship there was a mob dub reference fucked over the sacramento kings that year the kings what i want to put the lakers would not have got a banner that year and then another one but the fuckin thirty some files thirty seven thousand forty eight minutes other celtics never forget coolby egos i don't know how we won that game well fucking talk do guys with the athletes foot shirts anyway sorry i'm just fucking bad mood because my team lost anyways ploughing ahead here

old billy no vice trudging along and may i wanna go lisa weakened and make us i'm just trying to go you know them month of april equally priceless and then i go into me and then i'm just like you know what i'm looking good keeping the weight off i got the big five o next month it would really be a shame if i got this close to my birthday look in this good and then i just you know i just fucking you now put on them booze ten pounds to do that but so were i've been lay off lay in borders ship to their party yesterday there was boozer could add one didn't do it went to stay cows that all the beautiful fuckin bottles bind the boy i didn't do it

came all trudge pass my bar they don't even say hi anymore i didn't do it went upstairs my phone played solitaire on it fell asleep the exciting life of sobriety it's hard to us i watched the kentucky derby i wouldn't want money because i was better that way do you guys horse could see she's just a man he's the bill bela check that ship the year i went the only time i when was that bull crown winner he owned it i want money on that once i was can if i was there i was always the michael mcdonald guy the horse racing owners and just watch and that's that event i was just was like why am i not sit near right now drinking

some bourbon how can a cigar right watching it my front window turned up of seeking smokers cigar in the house but i didn't do it i just sat there you know i bought one those t rex bands i'm gonna go on the internet i still have my custom work out no my shoulder feels really goods really strong i still i'm gonna pull up and like two years actually no i did and then re injured it six months ago surround rehab in back trying to go nice friggin slow i got bans now i'm back to doing yoga i'm not fighting a gate not smoking who is there i said it on board ship like people who are sober how the fuck you know

do you know what i actually finally i bought an external little cd player to plug in so i could finally do my yeah my wrist stone french i've been doing that and of course you know wife helps me said the fucking thing up and then i you know can i have a great time and then i go to use it again in the course of one fuckin work it doesn't recognise anything i don't know how to open up issues to fuck it so hopefully some points will take some time out of a day but anyway i'm in a polish up on that shit we're trying to do in our to every single day right up until i get over the france i wanna get a little bit better with my shit but at some point i go i gotta get alone i gotta becomes french because i just like a fuckin more unlike me knowing how to big french is just something it's too funny to not do it right ok

but actually ordered kids french books written up to my daughter those a great and because i've gotta go ahead i learn at us read english speaking you know i had a little books bring in sandy said he would bring him over them for vista levels for books there like these dogs that's what it is really is one of the most fascinating things ever is learning how to read and you kid seen only remember like semitic teaches you had a fuckin red i only say sandy and being they were dog and cat see there's a man go back forty five years city and being books i swear to god if i see this is gonna freaked me out to see these books and of course it's not coming up come on you the slowest goddamn internet ever

i don't even have em anymore stanley being someday stanley being wrote a book or a hundred bullshit jobs and how to get em that is fucking larry's one how would you do that why why would oh my god look at this book the ban the bernstein bears in the mean drunk and is a desert bear i swear to god wearing a wife peter holding a bad analysing a bottle of jack daniels this is why you gotta love the internet i'm looking up a kids book by not bullshit jobs and how to get them in steam bears my say there in the mean drunk

bingo crosbie anna some bugs bunny one side the fuck em eagles literally listen to me serves the goddamn internet i've been doing a bunch of stand up and pop and in a bunch of places out getting right for the gigs i have coming up that i do not deserve to be doing in ireland and in london dublin and in london summit to make sure i'm beyond on me game when i do those things i have a year a run of it's coming up in san friends disco monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday be up there with me craig milwaukee bucks fans i'm not gonna resident unless he brings it up then i'll beat be up there all week finest studio space what the drum kit gonna fuck in practice that bullshit we do in my french and i'm not gonna be drinking and i'm not gonna be smoking cigars boy

that does not fuck away when i do this i guess this is why people who were so we actually asked me the day if i wanted to go to a meeting you norman just like you i can't sit there with all his pocket doughnuts people smoking cigarettes i'm just you know me i'm just not i'm not that you know like i'm about me everything i have a fucking joint i was like i'm not this i'm not this i'm like it but i'm not quite this evenly my drugs as much as i love playing drums i know i'm not a musician i got you see you know when you really see somebody that has the falcon gift you like that's what that is i mean i can try to do this and make a really difficult life for myself it was until i walked into a comedy club in open mike and i saw all those desperate lunatics and unlike air this is me on this what i am

so i went to a me i've got a couple of em required by the fuckin courts of massachusetts i was required to go to to those their against drunken driving way back the day when i get arrested for that shit how can the eighties and i remember sitting there listening to these fucking stories and i was just like jesus fucking christ these people would have like head wounds in a way come from head wounds stumble out of jail barefoot and stumble across the street directly over to a liquor store i mean that is in fact an alcoholic you know they need help to stop stop on my own and i just justifying all this that's what i'd be but in the programmes groups i can stop and my own and i just sit here i'm just fucking by just born under my fucking mind

it doesn't make any sense i can say that the sixteen i'm never going to ice cream ever again it's like i could see not happen at all the time see not a fat fuck i get debts the tito rada your fuckin head i was definitely drink it much but like i'm never gonna have unexamined gonna go to kentucky derby against sunday god fucking willing to go to the kentucky derby again and i'm going to sit there stones sober you go into the track and we write daring europe degenerate why not into it i don't know but i will tell you i do love it in the morning when i wake up clear headed in the morning it might pasty stomach it's nice and flat i definitely i definitely enjoy that makes me a better dead i was made donna breakfast that's my thing every morning right i go out and i get a they opened it don't you those high my gay

it is very nice hugging a kiss then you know changer put up jam and bottoms across to rise where is she where she plays a game loves it still love and that game right i got she's really easy a banana strawberries blueberries didn't make it couple of eggs scrambled it's funny what i would like to do as i like to have it all prepare before bringing upstairs because if i do you know was it she just sitting there she starts to get restless like in a way the food but if you have an already we owe their had already you know and i brought her up and put her in their little chair i put a bond and all that and i put the play down already ready in everything even she discos why wow carson and she can feed herself

may i gotta watch out for she walks down food the way i do so i just gonna make sure alma stay in order so i'm a short cut up everything nice and small out the egg so they cool off she doesn't burnham often and that's it glass of water in it's all good so anyways i you know then i guess if i was hung over the bribe me a bad thing and i think to myself what if i just get shit faced when i'm on the road a mile road like four days a month that would be fine right what did i say about that i what what are you saying are you guys and falcon age and i don't drink the plant is just after the shows this guy we want to do it the way i used to be able to do it do you know you know the raising the did fuck me up was i i i we used to have those in the house so that's it problem so what i'd do start drinking again as i am going to start trick

what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna finish all the liquor in my house which even if i drank degenerate level would probably take me a good six months so i don't know how i'm going to go far with people over and kill some of these bottles but i have such good whose i just can't give it away to some bomb you don't like you to give a cuban cigars some guy who occasionally smokes logic which is half the fuckin thing down you might as well give up my dutch master that's it i suppose i have so what i would like to do is slowly knock all the booze over the next five years that i have in the house and not replace any of the bottles and then because think even back in the day when i lived in new york when i was in new york into rosa was living in new york i mean we used to just gets broken annihilated

but i never had any both in the house so my apartment i should say so i think that's what i think that's right there was the game changers when i had it at home and then had these nice fucking glasses you know when you really get into practice is high level booze in these high level like you know the right glass get into the whole like ritual of it and you it contributes yourselves that should not just be in some degenerate drink it alone you don't owe me areas with a high ball glass and this is what is rules of those last year's for us sam adams beer actually understand madam classes note that little lip at the top like it's supposed to make the head and hops and all that tasted taste the fuckin thing you know me going to do all these real issues of guitars you don't owe me i can't tell a difference the way i play guitar which i barely do anymore anna

if you give me the greatest guitar the world i'm stuck in a sound like me which is she so anyone who the fuck knows but a body might actually be listened to these tapes the talk alcohol not that's stupid you need to go and get help type away but they just talk about put it in a different perspective i'm just like a streaky person that's all it is so i quit i'm not drinking i dont want to drink as i don't want to ruin the streak my god man i've done like thirty five forty days here start all over again missing i can make to fifty causes pardon me that you know what to plough right through my birthday and not drink but then

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who knows i don't know but you bring in my whole family over there i can't be hung over that's another reason why my daughter is the best right she keeps me sober aright hang on my second i have to look something up here because now we're going into the questions this week and disappoint somebody's bringing pointed somebody's bringing up about guns in there in the usual way that people do on the internet or the insult the other person make sure you have the definition of something up here ok bullshit a our fifteen respond to go guy for those of you who don't listen all the time you know i i you know this hogan debate why do you need an air fifteen selves asking people that have a our fifteen i said why you have one dollar bullshit about fucking enough

home defence and all that crap me jesus christ to me you can you could literally twenty two can anybody want to get shot by a fuckin twenty two i would have why do i dare to hope that just cause i don't fucking blow my ear drums out i'm a fucking be begun you don't have a fucking seal to cartridges you shoot somebody in the fucking face what that they now only wanting a bigger killing people walking from that they go down the street and just don't have to worry about anything when you walk into the house i don't up anyway in order to fight off the government that's my mother famous one that's not my favorite one you gonna fight off the government with your fuckin symbiotic gun here the whole you gonna fight of all off i got a lot of bullets mother fucker so anyway this guy is up writing it that was a sheep farmer whatever goat farmers somewhat yet go far and i used to help to make

parmesan reggie ato and he also your son whatever the fuck you use to different types of cheese i forget the other kind but both delicious it's a cheese amazon these coyotes nay hunted packs and issued a moving target it just makes for consent so then somebody else rebecca that's bullshit just get some fuckin dogs they'll fighter the coyotes carries a cowards disguised fully shit and to be randomly killing coyotes like that is no mean and allah so this guy is responding to the person that responded to the gap because impressed with that guy when he said that this is why i use it all but one of shit that makes sense and i like that she's a god bless you those coyotes right this guy's responding to the person who said that guy's still did need the gun you can just get a couple a dark so anyway he said hey bill i'd like to say to the guy response about just by dogs instead of an air of fifteen does not know what look who's talking about first

it's not a machine gun you dumb count it me automatic rifle meaning you the trigger once and one bullet fires they do not do so we just made this point not a machine gun you dumb cunt it's a semi automatic rifle he should say it's not a machine gun its semi automatic and then you should supplying would semi automatic meets all right we automatic doesn't just mean that you just pulled the trigger in one bullets fires because then literally a fucking thirty eight is semi automatic doesn't mean like you can you can actually pull the trigger quickly faster we're won't get jammed or something like tat and it is something different between just fuckin revolver a semi automatic and fully automatic i don't know shit about guns right but isn't it so i looked up semi automatic firearm as the without calling anybody a dumb cunt

he just not informed there's a lot of information in the world you can have it between your ears semi automatic firearm or a self loading firearm is one that not we fires a bullet each time the triggers pulled but also reforms all steps necessary to prepare it too discharge again assume cartridges remain in the firearm device typically this includes fixed acting in rejecting this spent trudge case from the firing chamber wrecking the fire mechanism and loading a new cartridge into the fire firing chamber to fire again the trigger is released to fire again the trigger is real and repressed again are so now let me i should this so is the thirty eight because revolver turns is considered semi automatic

just confused the semi automatic when i woke up i mean this up is a revolver funny people into gun right now the amount of people that are listened to me like i'm a fucking more on like this means that they are better at math is like i dont want guns i don't know anything about this shit if you didn't when you think about drums i would make funny occasional fuckin high hat was revolvers semi automatic let's see here and he had search and it takes two hours a revolver which uses multiple chambers any single barrel during her which uses multiple chambers and mother bears also fire one round per trigger pole the cheapest in different ways and as such are not classified as being semi automatic

semi automatic pistols you semi automatic pistol type a pistol that is semi automatic i swear to god that's the first statement it uses the energy of the fired cartridge to cycle the action of the firearm in advance the next avail cartridge individually so quickly if i don't have some revolutionary war thing that needs just like i put a bullet in shoot and then put another bulletin or i don't have to do that cocking thing that you always see what the sniper rifles thanks to this is sort of a basic gunnar this is like car with power windows empower breaks and power steering like most cars have that now basically what you're saying when you're calling this guy a dumb cunt he's not a dumb cunt the directive would describe what if he's a veterinarian senora dumb contrary

you should have said you uninformed can't about that we create meet in the middle there still com account purchased used to correct adjective anyways just like most rifles in hand guns these days are you actually explain it to me if i considered continued reading ok first of all its not a machine gun you dumb kind it's a semi automatic rifle me pull the trigger once in one bullet fires just most rifle in hand guns these days right off the bat you know this guy doesn't know what he's talking about we never shot gun in his life fair enough it's all good i usually wouldn't be theirs hostile but i had a few drinks and passionate about this subject are fair enough anyway i believe is argument was by a fleet of dogs to protect your livestock he didn't say a fleet he said you know get like two or three he said

the fuck out of here you know expensive train dogs are to protect your livestock well do you or you just drunk the bar throw in this out i mean christ pure bred german shepherds or eight to nine hundred dollars around here now you're a moron no one's gonna german shepherd department getting a fucking sheep a garage christ one of my bodies as one of those dogs the smartest shit i forget the name of the job you wouldn't be seen and now you don't know about dogs you dumb can't you uninformed cut gardener what a fucking suite of dogs caused not to mention the food and attention you have to give them fifty prices are going down every day i am a well under two cents around you'd have to be a dumb ass oh jesus practice or a liberal

to users are right there your whole argument is out the window anybody who classifies all conservatives are republicans or all liberal democrats is morons right you know me kind of like what i was doing earlier when i was talking about how bad the officiating was it's the bronze however did bring up that the martian should it gonna fuckin misconduct taken that guy's knees up i did say that extra across the board it was really fuck and unprofessional but if i were to just sit there and say all the bad calls when it gets does that mean the kind of fuckin world kind of doom age or liberal message and i just made about all be southerners like every lay down south is a dumb ass which is not trope mark twain

don't owe me like i was so smarty rode all those books in kentucky fried chicken had their guide dress just like in conclusion he said in conclusion as if he sees made those great argument think there is a huge lack of education and firearms in the u s today he actually wrote in the us today he didn't capitalize the u s eye to one hundred percent agree with that at the end of the day the eight hour fifteen is the most effective tool for a lot of jobs ps i saw your nashville your final bit fucking kill love you go fuck yourself sincerely your freedom loving stands in nashville duty something i gotta be honest with you i agreed with your points but when you said dumb ass or liberal and the you said freedom loving who doesn't love to be free

we are you another one of these peace to people that thing said ices is a major threat first world country with their no play no boat no uniform no real weaponry modern weaponry fuckin army yet i mean do you think if isis was living in the badlands we would even waste a fuckin second of our god damn tax dollars to try and stop on this point fucking consulted that just not sit on top of a bunch of fuckin oil freedom loving fucking you know something you we give you ve really lost me there maybe you don't agree with me i guess she just don't like freedom boy what do i owe the amount of people that are drinking that fuckin coolly fifteen years ended this fuckin thing

it's a liberation they have won winds of mass destruction they ve changed it like ninety fuckin times and i am so sick of the fact that you cannot criticise what the fuck book those fuckin broken ass cuts over there are gonna bankrupt us how can you spent seven hundred billion dollars a fuckin year at some point we're going to have to pay for that i would have to pay what you're gonna pay for our kids their kids and all that jesus fucking christ of robust jerk off with a bag of em eighties on stock unbelievable unbelievable you know why we're over there suddenly why we went over very little on fire before we got there but you can't say that any more in this country because if you do that major in isis oh you're a socialist or some shit like that it's just fuckin it's unbelievable on foot unbelievable bewildered places gonna helen ahead basket with a nationwide heroin epidemic

supply his pocket poison and the bankers got the house's back so they can quickly economy again all all it's fine but you should tell jokes fuckin presidential whatever the fuck that is the whole goddamn world stops this girl billy blow fish love you blow for joy to love your part yes i've been listening to it every time in the car dry to and from work definitely makes my commute better listen but twenty two year old guy and i've been talking to this girl who as a kid nine just think what the fuck is going through you stupid fuckin head the problem is it think i really like this girl i don't think that's a problem for as long as you're willing to take on the responsibilities of our relationship is nothing wrong with that i forgot to mention ivan i met her in person yet i just i just

the microphone on that one supposed to meet her it was to me put their our care just sell you a stock inner on social media are supposed to me i'm supposed to go meet her up this saturday is that a new expression unease you think i meant to say meet up with their the saturday night after work i'm not sure what will happen the thing is she's exactly like me she's vegetarian she liked animals and nature et cetera et cetera what's the nashville guy doing right now she likes all their bills but she has a fuckin kid bill in twenty two years old and i can't stop thinking about this girl who as a fuckin kid please give me some advice i'm not sure how to proceed well i think you're very concerned with the responsibilities of the fact that she has a kid and what

it's gonna mean and you're only twenty two years old and this fact nothing wrong with that don't let all these fuckin don't don't ask a woman about this cause she's just gonna stick up for the fuckin woman because he's gonna start herself into that situation would be like life still like to be able to find love just cause i have a kid do you two years old you are a kid i write well sure like really mature or something like that that there is a major tale that you should be thinking about right so i would respect fact that is a voice in your head that say do she's got a fuckin kid all right for you know because i won t right now do like what you're getting involved in there you know if that goes south you gonna break two hearts ok causes people that's going to fall in love with you

i think so make sure you're you're prepared in you don't waste your time and their poor kids time right so there you go that's my advice to you is it me all over the church i want to focus this is not that situation advice the douche bag friend dear billy angel tits that means for any time anybody calls me an angel i take that as a compliment i guess there is why isn't angels gown it's an insult arena billy red tape billy devil tits you know you the way on that the plot just think it essential always offering great wisdom in words to live i'm really not i'm a fucking moron and you guys listen before summaries maybe

you can help me out with this one for the sake of anonymity oppressor that right call this douche bag friend of mine dick dick is the kind of person that can get annoying and touchy towards women when he's drunk too words starts to border on harassment it's always wear it always words me the fuck out and i dont know how to address this behaviour simple be like a debt we fuck and knock it off what what's wrong with you gps yourself because a few weeks ago i met this eighteen year old girl in a bar to function when at a bar which we had a great time which we all want dicks house afterwards for a couple more dicks drink sorry dick tried to make some moves on this girl couldn't get into a past that night however however last friday he did now this is work it's crazy

the next day he took the girl to a yearly festival to celebrate liberation day where he and i and a whole bunch of friends and plan to meet up this is obviously from another country and our liberation they she basic we only knew me and him above fifteen minutes in the meeting each other there started puking up foam as it turns out she had eaten all day pop the pill of ecstasy which given tour oh my god he did seem to care what was happening so i decided to take her to the bathroom area to cleaner up broader some water and then we went back to look for dick or why would you take her back to him we find we found a guess who's gonna hook up somebody ass i told their life do she hasn't he now day man she was puke back there you should get a sunday eat i wanted this one fucking do he quickly

locked away and left me to deal with this eighteen year old check for the rest of the entire day we didn't see him again for the rest of the day and we made no effort in trying to be made trying to find us what a dick being the gentlemen that i am i decided to stay with her too through this ecstasy trip i gave us some food and tried to have fun and even though we did have fun it had already ruin that day for me he tried to contact we today but i'm really questioning whether even deserves response we think they should give this take another chance the kind of person you want to come out of your life complete meet thanks are due to this is no brain pick up the phone and i would just tell em i do you are a fucking piece of shit and your behavior around women is completely unacceptable to point i would warn other women to stay away from you

and i dont want to be friends with the person like you have a nice life god bless the united states of america and that's it that's an easy what are you have to think about that one fact bags bill i'm ready to you because i believe you are the only man crazy and angry enough to relate with me on this dude fuck banks fuck em all this month i just found out i owe my bag forty five dollars apparently fitness connection attempt to do its role ten dollars from my count these past two months once a month about five dollars my bank two months ago this could knock with a ten dollar see a month jim membership twice so now being charged a fee of forty dive five dollars even though one it's debit to fitness didn't actually withdraw the money they elliot did to nothing went through

so not only do i owe my bag forty five dollars but also of fitness connection about fifty in late fees two dollars to ten the fees that never paid please explain to me why are being charged for this transaction i didn't go through guy working in the dark room at the bank pushing buttons who they are to pay for the transaction services no it's all fucking ones and zeros all computers yet another fee that we as consumers except for no reason at all even if it no said the idea of letting in entities such as a bank hold your money scene to carry way more constant it does parks taking your vice and i'm going to call and complain until i get what i want for banks forever now all my money lives in the walls if the house burns down then so be it but at least i didn't give fought by the man keep the good work and good luck

you celtics jason tatum is looking like a bawler aright with a lot of things you saying there but what she didn't take responsibility for it was your own actions that led to this right if you know that you owe you jim ten dollars a month you gonna have fuck him have that in your bank account you didn't have that so that i don't know how it works i know if you write a check bout six days of three she was saying this is debit but you're using your debit like paying cash we think so i actually dont think banks around a line for do by what i think is you need to be more responsible with the money and like i agree with the banks are fucking evil it's a giant ponzi scheme there's nothing behind the fuckin money but everybody believes in its own way we live another day right

but the thing about it is you have to learn to make money work for you and if you don't understand money the wonderful thing about the internet is it you stop you know reading people screaming about politics are watching online porn and all that shit which i've been guilty of all of us that is actually a lot of things you can learn and what i ve learned about money is that money can set you free oregon in prison you and it all depends on the choices that you're making and the choices that you're making sir are horrific back in the day would a landed you and all of your family into debtors prison so you got off easy in the modern world you know i guess taking your money or the banks but the union walls i you know i dont disagree with that

a certain amount of fuckin money but i i like to invest in things are intangible i'm no state amid the buying and parliament buildings and shit like that we always have to hedge that's like i'm buying apartment buildings just to do that i got a bunch of looking at one right because it fascinates me to her income coming into my house every month that's actually in the business that i'm in the business that our men now considering now with social media some we can just say you did something and there's no called there's no due process or anything and that could literally cause everybody business you're in general walk away from you and then then what do you do you know so

and that's just a new people in this fucked up is that i'm in which you know even for all that me to shoot em if you see these movie stars one head after another one after another and also they have a couple of flops in a row and then they just superior business is always been fickle is hell so i planned on doing this anyways but after all stuff came out like just recently took about tom brokers stuff out of these guilty or innocent but the fact is people can just accuse him which is totally they are right but the amount of people that just on the accusations now just look at that guy like he's a complete piece of shit it isn't right is it isn't any more right and if he actually did what they said they were doing and it is actually guilty of but did you do you know an accusation is just an accusation but the amount of people that then take that as you know game said match

is it's just how the world works it's just that work so we need to learn about money can't you say fuck banks and then just be anti social have you like money the walls i mean you can you can use banks his eyes you know what what what the game is you can use it in your favour a dumb and if you just resist the stupidity consumption widespread tvs and all this shit that these stupid fuckin celebrity show you when they go into their houses at all this stupid they all waters showing you is a fucking its impressive is the house everything else is to present there's a liability is all depreciating assets therefore cars all that shit you know

in those stupid super cars that that's fucking idiot by that you know we place you really should be taken it is to a track she can actually now open the thing and then all of those cars like you know you look at those four g tease i saw when the other day for sale and it was like fucking fifteen years old and it was high miles it had six thousand miles on it now retain most of its value but it's just i don't know i guess advice she gonna buy those things but all flat screen tvs the monogram fuckin stupid shit the oil painting yourself it's just a budgets of buncher shit it's fucked stupid pots and pans that you buy that rather than just by and the ones that target you go out you gotta go to fuck and fully folks fuckin place gained by these core may level fuckin pots and pans the heat be a fish sticks he's a deal

the day you still that blue collar jerk off it's all fuckin waste of money and it just a bunch of shit now if you should we take your money right you know and and learn how to invest it and then your money starts making money that's when you flip it will you money is earning you fuckin money when you're fucking sitting on a couch watching a game and your money is out there making you fucking money then you want stand and i mean i don't even understand ok but i'm just starting to learn how to do it and the the its nowhere in the educational system you have to seek out that knowledge yourself like most why would he knowledge that's out there we have to seek it out because people are going to give it to you so that's what i would say so i feel few that you're in that position i've been in that position

but i would say fuck banks use banks rather their banks use you are right there you go so long an explanation but an important subject are my sister's deadbeat boyfriend dear tara billy what that means junior in high school and i live with my mother sister and are dead boyfriend laugh he moved in with intentions to pay rent and help fix up our house that is slowly falling apart is dwight yo come from fuckin sling blade but the past year this losers had no job and cascade no red yeah yeah he's a gold digging whore ali does asleep all day and play xbox he also mentally manipulates my sister by telling it things like her me doesn't care enough about her give her a funeral oh my you don't get to scale house while he gets high drunk in total

his guns around my mom has on multiplication threatened to kick him out because but she won't in fear that my sister will go with him what the fuck is that i don't even understand how apparent loses its level of control in their own house so big what do you think i should do about this situation he's a based damn fine thank you are looking for semi seasons what do you think i should do sit down and talk to you mom how do you say mom i know this is a difficult situation but you gotta kick this guy out of the house he's drunk any sees these walk around with guns you gotta choose your family first if our sister chooses him over us then so be it i mean that's it too

yet again the fuckin housework that loser that's it these cotton dress this week dumped at fucking do bandit that check every gave her the ecstasy learn you know we're not a fucking use money correctly and get to stock and guy out of the house jesus christ i feel like i'm she'd not a test here these are easy this week so i will do more than just say we're gonna kick this guy up and this is what i would do i would thanks need to i would call the cops before check him out if you think he's gonna be a problem i would have the cops come down there and say i don't want this guy my house anymore he does of firearms and i want him out of the house fuckin loser right because of infidelity twenty years ago billy bald balls massive family podcast in your specials have had me instead she so thank you

i really need your for opinions appear sliced advice on a situation with recent issues i've just broken with an amazing lady the woman was going to propose to this month we have been to get together eight months both when get to your late thirty shouldn't cut through the bullshit very quickly and get your meaningful relationship i knew she was the one i want to spend the rest of my life with our relationship has been great arguments lots of fun laughter love only one issue existed between us it seems to have caused the end of the relationship not long after we started dating we were out having drinks and we were talking lightly about past relationships and she if i ever been unfaithful i want to be honest and say yes she is two no more and i described the time when i was twenty had been an idiot and she's my girlfriend at the time i stressed i regretted it

never entertain the sort of doing that again i am simply not the same guy she verily badly leaving the pub crying outside before coming back in and telling me she wished i'd like we manage to get past though that night do you a twenty relationship one honest norma we shared many weekends and all these funds nights out cosy nights in talks about future together and i was invited to share christmas and new year with their entire family was great even as recently as last week shoe was redesigning my garden for use in the summer it has reared its head to more times since then once my birthday in january when we nearly broke up overrun and she was struggling with it again she was absurd kept saying why couldn't you ve just lied but we talked oh and moved on again are so i thought and then of course recently when in all ended this time it is come up i've been

has been shown for remorse had been very supportive very recently we broke up because she just get past my past and said it's the only thing stopping her from committing to me fully she loves me wanted to be talking about having children with may blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah only reverses everywhere you look all you here is the wants a cheat or always achieve lines which in my case simply is not true i know that some this stems from one of her past relationship which ended in twenty sixty when she was engaged in a guy broken off ran off with one of my friends i don't want to lose this lady only factor valentine's day she made me a present only back on balance i say she made me a present of how two reasons why she loves me one of them was said she thinks about future she saw it with me and then i major feel like no one else has

this can surely be saved but i don't understand dont know what to do to expel go fuck yourself why not how can you do i may have she's gonna judge you by what you did when you were twenty years old i just it was it was and i want to marry you are right i think i can do to make it i'm paying for the sins of that last guy want to throw this relationship because of that away because that last guy that's on you you ve done all you can do here and all you can do here so is obviously not over that other guy or the pain of that other guy and now you're paying for it i don't i saw me what the fuck did you do i tell her i feel about our and just say listen i'm really get married anytime you want to boy dont then you gotta let me go and i get a move on i gotta get you know cause i'm on my late thirty's

and if you don't trust me enough that i'm not going to fuck around on here then i want to tell you then i guess it is over but it's gonna be your call it's not my call might i don't know it's a tough one body the last one class when jesus is alone progress did i blow my chances with this girl from work hello bill nigh the angry guy i'll keep this is short as i can who just open that door hey body what's up to reply i guess i'm watching you right now i have what's goin on don't pull the court don't pull accord near help me out of this one scales ass it did i blow my chances with this girl from work hello bill nigh the angry guy the short as i can i work with

girl that is a solid ten she's absolutely gorgeous and a personality matches mine and a hundred different ways and she's a nerdy chick which is a massive plus if you saw her you'd say wholly at why does she work in a place like this can't curse mackenzie quick and simple i got to know where we constantly flirted back back and forward not back and forth knew they started back and forward she put a lot of attention army not to sound egotistical but i'm a good looking i thought you said sixty two euro guy six for two guy my issue that when i get to comfortable i began to spill red flags and i start to describe myself confidence issues guess i do this to see if she's ok with them bad move yesterday's after working for nearly a year and a half down she seems distant yea probably way to what we used to

the same shows not physically together but then come to work the next day and have long conversations by hamas and though they were she used to make what's to initiate conversation now she barely acknowledges me anymore it was really sad she probably met someone must finally a dick here i've tried a lot to strike up privatisation but she acts disinterested i started trying to make a jealous but she doesn't seem be given if we work anymore almost exclusive male workplace so of course everyone is trying to get with her it burns mode to watch it but it's my fault is there anything i can do to reserve perverse my situation whereby steal this case shut thanks for reading he's come to democracy the city in case ceaselessly yeah i think you blew it with her the only your work girlfriend broke up with yeah i think what you need to do is move on and stop talking about you

confidence issues you need to get some confidence in you to get outside the workplace you need to start hit not some women and you need to go on dates and then you get to feel more confident about yourself and that the best way to try to make this woman more interested in u s way you anyway right don't ask where you each year yeah because you exactly exactly this guy doesn't have conference so it's not gonna walk up to woman there is really no need to get over that hub up which is why it because there's a reason is supposed to be there he feels more comfortable annie he was probably wait for me ask around in any didn't and then i saw that she's with somebody else yeah or she said over his own red you know that all fun i guess at work boyfriend girlfriend relationship and i should model legal gaps so he had plenty of fish in the sea you know don't waste your time jealous but this point

and just like you go in there you know you don't care high what's up smiley high it's funny now she speaks gibberish but she knows exactly what she sane and then shall just throwing a random real world sugar tactic cabotage empty i myself some stories does support just this week do you know what yourselves and i'll check in on you on thursday yeah congratulations to the tampa bay lightning a bunch of these i'll talk to you