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about the time. They called something and make future predictions this week, Bilbil that's May KFC. From bar still sports and tie grain, but of those big guess, I'm not saying on the biggest, but the lava guess subscribe on Youtube, let's get down to fuckin! Why Friday, the thirteenth. Why is. Friday, the thirteenth, you guys know you want another finance unlucky wise at unlucky. What was echoes? Jesus God is fuckin. Nailed to the fence? There's some shit bites shuffling digits of the number wait, a SEC Friday, the thirteenth is considered unlucky day and western superstition? It occurs when the thirteenth day of the month in encounter, falls on Friday, which happens at least one every year, but can occur up, Three times in the same year, for example, twenty fifty Friday the thirteenth occurred yet, but why

all right. The irrational fear. I like that. I like the way Wikipedia wrote this steer rational fear of the number thirteen has been. Given a scientific name. Tricks good Day day to phobia and on allergy to this fair Friday. Thirteen is called who gives a fuck according to Historian Donald Darcy, the great double day, like delays with the big tat. You just scared the fuckin shit out of me, my go and bad. You just came walking in aid and tell me coming out in my wife just walked. Oh, you did.

He's a mouse allows; ok, ok, so to misuse. Firefox exe now I'll get it I'll, kill the phone, I'm going to kill him and let it out the fuck insider. It's definitely in there. What did you make sure that the things I gotta come running back out underneath the door you put anything under the door closed. So what am I doing now? What am I What am I going over? There get rid of this fuckin thing or my, oh, my finishing what you do. Walk outside the house opened the door to the laundry room, just fuckin. Let the thing then open just let the thing run out

you're scared. You should try being the mouse, thinks you're gonna eat. You know I don't do anything. Just don't do anything. You know what I'm gonna go now, because the fuckin thing, because we got it right now or I'd, hang on a second everybody right, I'm back back a mouse was a fuckin rat walkin. Have we back to the house? Is a really long tail and like how long's the tail when she greens, like this thing, how big was the body If I could have served at the fucking read, it was long gone by the time I got there. So I grab my grab. My kids little fucking, aluminum baseball bat. I was walking in there go on like this is stupid. I should have got to go. Fucking mop a little distance between me and that's fucking thing. It's got the next

with soap. Tidying up tat people get yourself an old house, you know it's God character. Its get. Fuck environments are going to deal with that bullshit is part of living here. You know I'm room when when my wife was pregnant with my daughter, Rented this house, because they were redoing the kitchen one last fucking things we have to do on the house, so be brand new kitchen everything ready to go everything's up to date. For when the Kyoto gets here? And of course, we rent is Fuckin House one night, my It was upstairs at a bunch of bodies of mine over smokers, cigars and shit. There was a fuckin mouse, the goddamn house, my guy. Let's get this thing and you can't tell my wife: did its India or us we're gonna have to read the different house, and I want to fuck and deal with this. I swear to God. You could. And any woman rally, all they need to do is let a couple of mice go and in it it's it's a fucking rap.

All that warrior, although that fuckin bullshit, that they're talking about. I really was excited when she was really it was her in my fuckin Isaac. I gotta get some classes. I thought she want to come on the market now. I have another job fuck I gotta be ass. You do that's. What's kill me, I love being apparent. I love being a husband. This fuckin bullshit we're all they do. All they do is ask about you, kids, in your wife, She had another one. All God bless her all how's. She doing all that's great how they could not a fucking peep, not a peep, about the fucking, I have done more fuckin jobs in the last sixty fuckin minutes get radio. Do this thing, had a fuck and take a step ladder, put, does God

bull shit up on top of these shells take the step. Let down bring that thing down. There's too much. You know short as all this fuckin food is not enough, fuckin, roman, afraid I gotta get the goddamn bread out. I'm gonna bring it out here to the garage. Stick in his last fuckin fridge. Do that I'm gonna get the kid. In bad and the kids go to the bubbles, above all others, fucking non. Stop not stop! all I want to do is come out and find out why Friday, the thirteenth is unlucky, then, all of a sudden, goes about fucking job here, nine, twenty at night. By the way, I'm not in this fuckin thing out Sunday night, because they got a bunch of bullshit tomorrow that this was a pandemic. But he was standing around born out of the fuckin minds, negative some other fucking. Now: the guy coming over here, more fuckin money, more money, more money, no gig, snow, gigs, more money, so to dinner tonight right. We had a great time by the way, didn't Latin and went out to go pick the fuckin shit up.

Go to this place. The smoke house in The valley? I love that place rights. We ordered a bunch of fuckin food and was standing there wait for a fuckin order. This fat fuck comes in right. He's got a fucking ask on, but you know fairies you now they are thereabout immediate gratification because he self Fuckin Fatty kin What this hot breath behind the master, the Fuckin dope poses mass down is just standing there with it over his mouth is, breathing through his nose? I swear to God. I swear to God. What do you need to know to get a driver's license? I can't believe that people can be that fuckin stupid. And still have a fucking licence to dry down the street into a fuckin crowd of people, because it's a fucking stupid. How fuckin dumb are you Jesus, fucking Christ? I swear to God

This whole fuckin, like just lowering the God Damn bar, is just fuckin ridiculous They just keep lowering the fuckin bar and everybody's, proud in everybody's, a fuckin hero, and you know what no get the job done. This was a fucking adult who you know has probe created, fucking, put on a mask right. God, the cottage all we in my mouth would you go down on a bad? fuck in Hong Kong, you fuckin more. I can't I can't do that can't do whatever ploughed ahead plan ahead According to our folklore historian, Doubleday Donald Darcy, the unlucky nature of the number thirteen United with a Norse myth.

No it's, nor does it mean Nordic. I hate Wikipedia AEGIS it's just when you think he did that this level dumb north myths. Energy is a body of miss of the north germanic People's Jesus. My people, we wait Last century, okay, gonna we got a little beside herself, Eric did today, whereas the nor something or other what the fuck is it This had a double d, the trickster that I just blow passed all of this corridor for Lord the unlucky number thirty work. It was a north Psmith about twelve gods having a dinner party in Valhalla. The trickster God Loki. Who was not invited. Let me guess, twelve people didn't want him to be there. This is the Isaiah Thomas, the fuckin, you know of the guy

odds, and he still worried blaming. Anybody else why have I ain't enough miracles to be there? who was not invited arrived is the thirteenth guest and a. For who were I would say that age o o r with, squabbles over the top to shoot. Balder must have been my fucking consensus with a mistletoe tipped era. Darcy says: Balder died in the whole earth, God Dark also, so this fuckin can't load key told this horrid issue. Balder cause Balder, probably didn't invite Loki yet and warhead Fuckin daddy issue, so she went ahead and did it is that what happened so our got dark in more and it was a bad unlucky day, cheese that poles.

Shit, fuck and story is why people get nervous. This is why we have to look up soon: stations do having had a one that had on a pat on a bed is unlucky, and that was because I guess back in the day when people would take their woollen hats you know that a full had a hare. Unlike me, you know they get static electricity and they see that the fuckin this Works in the air, so people thought the devil was in your hair. So was in your hair, and you had you had on. It was also when you have put the hat on the bed than the Devil was in your bed, was gonna fuck and take his spear, some other

that it was sitting on your fuckin head was not a problem. You know practicable in shape their heads anyway, slit billets, take the fuck intention Dounia. Shall we goddamn fucking rat in my fuckin house, I get to fucking kids in their fuckin little bastards. Now, what do I do? I sleep in my daughter's room tonight. I think I gotta do that counts of figure it out so anyway. The hell am I talking about here, trying to have a good time here in the park guest I've been watching a bunch of drum videos and shit

but look at a different from aids and shit. He's out sit my my kid and I was just not haven't fine lately and I was just like I'm just stock, I'm workin on the same shit, I'm not getting any better. I'm just spent in my wheels here I'm sick of the same fuck inside

in all of this shit, and you know what I did I I guess you can't see you dont tuna, drum you tension it, throw you drum nerds out there. I just I just detour detention whatever and then just returned up my fuckin snare drum and just that alone was a different sound. It made it sound just a little fresh, some different and also in order to get some new drum. It sees once seem like Fuckin, worn out I've had since I've on the kid to get a couple years ago, so I use it just change out. The snare drumhead now actually broke a base from better side head, because I didn't have a little sticky things on their so got that fixed up. So I now to do that now, a fuck with the times

do something, but I've gone down. Some Veni Palm of PAN terror rabbit holes, but, like lately, I've just been really just analyzing his drum parts and how they fit in with what everybody's doing, including the singer, and all that God, damn it. What a genius that guy was I was lucky enough to meet a number of times and came out to shows and shit. We only hung out a couple of times through such a great rate guy, humble guy and all of that, but I always that song of fucking hostile after that album on that the biggest I don't. I always thought these things up, though, is that vulgar display for their kids get punch in the face and the mob marsh pit. The way just puts that together

though, though, at the way, the whole thing, as is essentially at the most of this shit, is enforced enough for something weird in there. I haven't really broken down yet but justice. His phrasing, the balls in the groove of everything that that guy fucking does I'm totally obsessed with that band in his in Vinnie Paul's playing right now. So I've been having a good time with that and my wife was playing some music the other day, some band. I forget the fucking band, I'm the worst. What the hell is it I'm just trying to calm down cuz. I told my wife to try and help me out here with my fucking anger issues,

Right what the with a camera look at this the band here it was this: isn't it oh soul, coughing she started playing a bunch of their stuff, you get the ankles I'll get the wrists and all that our fucking love this balance. I did. I miss this shit when it first came out- and she goes here that was the bandit wait there, let the mangled, through song, on the Jordan documentary you watch it, as I always add, is that who were set of did that yeah. So I've been trying to assist some new fuckin musical. Whatever I do, I miss don't stand up like you. I can't even tell you how bad I must just gone out and making people fucking laugh it's my sole purpose on the planet. Everything else in life, I've sucked add, and I cant do them. It's driving me up the fuckin war.

I almost wish I could go back in time in my life when I had a day job that I hated, but then I would be broken. I wonder where the fuck I was gonna be. I want to be able to pay my rent, so I don't know but You know what, if one is back formula, one racing is back somehow I missed the first race trying to Void CNN Fox NEWS, which I swear to God. I really think at this point. The government needs to intervene and they need to break up those channels- and they have to go back to regulating media ownership of media, because I really just come down to the fact that I just think that this whole covert thing is just showing the world how divided vulnerable and weak this nation. He's right now. The fact that we all can't get on the same fucking page over over the over a goddamn flu or whatever the fuck. It is this blows my

fucking mind it so bad. It is so fucking bad and all these fuckin lefties who think if they ve, if they vote Donald Trump out that it's gonna get or like Fox NEWS, is then not just going to attack Joe Biden, whoever he isn't time in office. Just feel like, since Bill Clinton on all we do is just attack our leader, the entire You're fucking, how can you get anything done everything? I have two countries flick in the back, a fuckin ear for wondered to terms I don't know who knows. If one is F, one racing is back, I missed first race. I did I actually watch some highlights. I saw what happened. I was amazed that I saw that that Louis here, indeed make it to the podium and then

the highlights? That's like yeah, yeah yeah, that country move that he does all. I thought I thought I gave em enough room, I didn't know what I was doing. He is a master driving people off the fuckin track and somehow doing no damage to his car. I think that's one of one. Another amazing skill set that that guy has and all he got was a five second fuckin penalty, but I still of the guy in everything, but he's definitely I don't know he definitely has like that. Fuckin deal thing where it's just like. He does a set of rules for him and then everybody else enough here might be a couple comics. I knew coming up just complete fuckin narcissists, you know is, as far as to how it treats his teammate, like he exe excess. Teammates do shit for him when he needs shit that he would never do for voluntary Botox ever ever.

I don't like that. I'd! That's that's! That's my only knock against echo other than he's other than that he's fucking amazing, and I feel fortunate that I did get this Dr Life a couple of times because I know some day I'll tell my kids attack. I was the greatest driver of all time is far is You know at least the Arab now before I get everybody fuckin yelling at me about past drivers that I dont know about. Admittedly here, but let's talk about the race from today. Actually you'll be essay by time here. This is first of all how great the new Mercedes Benz cars look race, car, whatever the fuck. You call, I mean if you, if you did know shit about F one like I dont. If you just look at the car ok that cars fuckin way. That's it right there. Everybody else looks like they're in the matrix and nothing looks like it's. The fuckin Illuminati controlling the matrix This is all I need to enjoy this shortened season, which I think is enough.

Age to every other racing team, because in a full season they haven't been able to touch. Mercedes is all I need is for Fora for Ferrari. Two I dont be Ferrari like I don't know what the fuckin problem is. I am I've lost track, how many times the to tee. The teammates on Ferrari have taken each other out of the fuckin race. I just need them to stop doing that and to be complete levelled Mercedes and all I need is red Bull to give MAX for staff and a competitive car. If I can just see that Maybe I can see some sort of excitement, because today, as far as watching the race today other than the shock of sea Ferrari, slam into each other once again and take each other out of the race.

Best part of the race was MAX for staff and trying to hold our fell. Terry Porthos, I was off my see. I was screaming and yelling at the tv, Open MAX for staff and could hold them off, even though I love both those drivers. You know it's like that. What what makes racing exciting is competition in passing in that type of thing, and I don't know what the cars are so fuckin big now. I don't know, but you need to make the tracks wider. I don't know what they need to do, but there is just like Louis Hamilton is out forever saying this for five years. They don't even show the guy he self are out referred it, as did the races just over like the strays. I wish I watched a few weeks ago, the first one when you might of the first turn in law, this is in first place, so

she's gonna see some sort of racing where he tries to workers way back up to the front. It still great sport and that type of thing, but I I don't understand why Ferrari with all of them money. I just can't seem to keep up With Mercedes, I don't know what the hell they're doing, but probably too hard on Louis Hamilton early on, I just get frustrated. I just know he's gonna win every week and it just gets boring and you just want like. Somebody to challenge them? It's like fuckin, watching the gold, the state warriors when they had Kevin Durrant that once the dead sea he first came: there never was a slight while they're gonna win it off and then they did. It was just ass. Just fuckin boring is L it was, but I am site that its back and I was

actually Jochen on Bill birth of secondment that maybe it's actually better for the environment. There. A couple hundred thousand people don't show up. You don't buy all these t shirts and take ships in port of parties. They just fuckin stay home. You know, I don't know I don't miss and I also watch the you have see, and I really enjoyed that fight card and I like the last fight a lot of. I know a lot of people didn't. I was just fascinated that was like watching Bela check, taking away you know back in the day when we play Peyton Manning any, is part of a three headed monster. Emu would just watch Bela check just take it all away and they would go from this. Fuckin. Just Electrifying team to attain was just shake their heads and not knowing what the fuck was going on. I mean all the other dude I'm not go with the names. I know that that guy's it

he's one of the greats ever did it and he didn't really have a long training camp or whatever. So I hope it's going to be a rematch, but, like I had no problem with the foot stomping I was impressed with their tactics, and I was even more impressed that the other do could sit there and A champions stop his heel down on his big toe and not even fucking register any sort of pain. He would have stopped my till one fucking time that would have in the end, the fight that would have been the end of my month would have been it over king rap, but. I, like I said I don't know any the fuckin names I like watching that re match of rose first, that little fire check man. She was amazing. She just does not get marked up unbelievable chin

That was one of those ones why I thought there was the right decision was made, but I thought if, if they fought five rounds, I think the the Will fire hydrant chick would want sorry, I'm not to go back and try to move the fuckin names out of sight and then the the guy, that other fight with the, all lanky guy built, like Tommy hit. Man heard somehow five foot eleven, but making a hundred. Forty five power away to some bullshit, whatever he was doing, that do got fuckin, robbed. He got fuckin rod. I don't know what the hell that was about, but every all the other ones I saw I thought were I thought they were good, so thank God for the. U Fc, thank God for em, on racing. Thank God. Baseball's come back photo JP the Ass racing that there is starts next

I believe right so fuck and exciting. For this, I need something more jp. Twenty twenty here we go. They are for the first time in my life and a long time and like twenty years, I've been in a consistently like negative mood, and I am I dont know how to get out of this shit. I'm just you know what I did was I went on and I actually watched a little bit of the news and then I just read some shit. That was trending and that's not a good for me. So what the fuck this this is the twenty twenty calendar for Motogp and they going all way back to, March eighth await: did they do one race? They action did a race, and I missed it march. Eighth.

That's right, I missed it and then March TAT I did Dean they'll raise a cd see, showed them the next day. They just shut everything that I have a fucking Mauro JP race to watch. Where do I watch it model jp dot com? all right July, nineteenth next week. On Sunday they have the will in Spain it's gonna be great. Oh, my god. I can't believe it. I can take a break in August tardy. They usually do look at. This will look at this. We're gonna get we get them. Ouch eighth race than they do want this three six, now three, five, eight eleven! What's eleven and three fourteen, Seventeen races left- that's fucking, amazing today. Is that to look forward to anyway. I don't even know what the fuck the talk about more get a goddamn red problem.

You know like there's only one, oh my god, Ladies and gentlemen, we gonna rat in a house where the fuck outta becoming from probably underneath the house under the house in that somehow you know, because whoever some somebody's fuckin uncle didn't do somethin right in the nineteen fuckin forties or some shit. I have no idea. I gotta figure out where that mother Fucker is coming from Ireland ICE, Clean house. What the fuck was smelling was getting chased by a snake in just kind of accidentally ended up. Do I have a family of them?

living under my house and fuck? Unbelievable. Do you know if there is this a few animals? I have no problem. Killing and rats are one of them. I dont rats are basically just furry mosquitoes. I mean a zillion fucker mosquitoes. I have no problem. You wanna fuck mosquito out. I would kill a fuckin ran out to make a mess. Jesus Christ, my wife's, let me have a gun, wont. Let me get a gun. You know. I could have taken our nice fuck, Thirty eight fuckin special. I know what wallets and I know I just following. There was no way. I don't know. If you know this,

Look at things could squeeze on any shit. I think it will send a laundry room in the fucking cock. That's right, the fucking cock suckers, who put the God Damn thing. You don't wait. Where were the plumbing goes, ended this space disposed to fill that fuckin space it you know right other than the fact that House s fault, that's just fell down. I've have to do everything else. Is pocket tat, my god! Here we go again here we go again anyway. I thought that the whole all that fuckin shit with Will Smith and what's her face. There it's just fuckin amazing, just watching women making excuses for the check remain and then everybody making fun of a guy. You know. In that situation is just some fucking funny to me it's I can you imagine that shit if a guy

that then you make it excuses for the guy and then you're, making fuckin means humiliating fuck means of of woman there, whatever that, whatever her name, is it out Wilson S, wife, Unbelievable people are so fuckin made they go through a horrible time right now. Can you fuckin leave him alone. I was going to say, what's going on in your life, that you give a fuck, it's like nothing. Nothing is going on in my life, so I have time to pay attention that shit. Well, I hope they get through it because they bending Other forever they got a bunch of kids A study of fuckin business, a fuckin asshole. I should goin. I should talk. I'm fuckin asshole but just say cease to people go through that level of pain like their necks, True enough level pay now you gotta make a little fucking mean to make fun of them. You know

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It wasn't worth. You know anyway, saint of foxes. It's like it looks like a dog but has cat quickness and those things just like it's, not a good death guaranteed by a fox manners. Fuckin thinks they did this little fucking. Needle nosed those goddamned teeth, I've been watching all that shit. I've been watching you so I watched a fucking tiger up in a tree trying to figure out how to kill us. Monkey the monkeys all away on the lights, though always the first part of the branches with a tiger knows. Fuck and trees going to collapse, and it's just sitting there and I swear to God. I can smell it. Tigers breath the Breton that the target if it moves any further, the things he's gonna snap, you don't think basic six hundred pounds in this fuckin thing. Kept inch in its way out

Finally, the downturn up it just fell out of the tree, and the monkey ran back up the tree packages sat down. There would like at this look on his face. I gash ITALY at the fuck you gonna do. I know that many things fucked with monkeys, leopards, kill, monkeys, lions, kill, monkeys, he's all things. I've seen your monkeys, leopards lines, people. I saw a tiger, try to do it so we tried that means they do it not that there was any evidence of it. The other then tried what else. If I seen alligators crocodiles in order in the dry season ruled against him to my fucking hated that hate him enough to ever doing. Our growers alike rang in

like monkeys, unlike those fuck ambassadors, and I don't like chimpanzees I'd still like I just I just don't they. I dont like any animal that fucking eats another animal alive. It's a reptile again, Akira fucking dope. But if you remit, if you're a mammal, you should have the fucking decency to just kill the thing first, you know I don't like those little wild dogs, they do. The same thing This is the diagnosis I really this it fucks with. You had to watch those I gotta stop watch them. It's fucking Larry's! I quit watching porn and now I'm watching animals kill each other me. What did what is wrong with me right now. I would love to have a pack of wild dogs right now, fucking under my house, ripping that rat apart long as they agreed to leave afterwards. You know we can work it out a document together. Everybody could be happy with.

Alright new segment recommendation from somebody, hey Billy, Boge angles, I'd like to recommend a new right in segment. After every Thursday afternoon, podcast families plays a cast from the same day back and twenty twelve during those podcast. We here from people who ask for your advice with their relationship or confrontations with neighbours but it's twenty twenty. I would expect that those issues to be fully resolved, and I would love to hear from those same people again regarding how everything turned out. That's a good idea, but it's also they gotta be listening. Granted, that's put a lot of faith. That there is still a seizure podcast. He just said: I'm stills, I'm saying this because I'm going through a difficult break up right now it would love to get some perspective from people who are eight years out from there. There's an here how their issues ended up working out, might make for some good stories.

To use hang in there, man, you're gonna, be fine. You're gonna be fine. And you got to find the right person and then one day you know you gonna. When you find the right person, you just looked back at the other person like how to fuck that I gave it up. You don't even think about it. When you know you truly pass them when you wish him no ill. Will you know one of my first girlfriends she fuckin cheated on me and all of this fuckin shit. Just we just ruin. My whole fuckin perspective on the whole romance thing I wish to say this is what this is fuck. This shit and you know. The fifteen years, a stand up comedy. I was able to work my way out of it. Now before you? Not a psycho? Like me, I imagine you'll, be fine. You just gotta understand their going through a break up is pay for and you gotta go through it there.

Short cuts, that's it, but I do know women get thrown quicker because the mote and they cry so I don't know who you can talk to you to do that. But maybe you know it guys guys we're not allowed decried. Maybe you could take like an old volleyball like Tom Hanks in that Fucking island movie, you know, have you in just cried a Wilson? Well set banks and Islam. Now this is interesting. I have no idea how the bank's worker. Hi hi bill. I've been listening to the unemployed, cast for a long term and always insurance on the banking system, since it I totally agree with you, we started. Islamic banking was a more fair system, but I am certainly biased, since I am muslim Tell me how it works, because, however, I will try to explain it to you in my limited English, so you can make your own opinion. Be a crushing your English, you don't use an app and it just translate

But if this is your English, it's pretty amazing in Islam. Its is basically forbidden to generate wealth by accumulating wealth. Ok already lost me. What does you can generate wealth by accumulating wealth? I don't even know me Ok just read a bill who expect meaning that interests on money or anything are illegal? so you have no interest Sophie people to borrow money and have a reward for the bank who lends money they to share the risks and the profits, for example, if you open a business in the twelve hundred bucks the. Will lend you the money, but they have a share in your business like fifty fifty.

It sounds like you went to the mob, fifty fifty in profits. What. But when you make your monthly payments to pay your debt to the bank, is that just through the life of the loan for the rusty, a business? But when you make monthly payments to pay your debt to the bank. You pay dollars a month and no interest. The bank is fifty percent of your profits on that month. Boy. If you made some money, The downside is that the bank on half your bank Effie a business, but you can buy those fifty percent. Little by little, come on man. This is six a one half dozen of the other. This still bleeding you dry, they're, not in that exist, Put your business is valued at two thousand. You can pay hundred ten dollars a month to the bank. Those ten dollars will be will by one percent of the bank share plus next month. You you can only give them for it.

Percent of the profits. Do they still fucking, you there's still fucking? U over the case of the business, failing unless I'm too stupid understand, which is always on the table here. If, in the of the business. Failing after let's say six month, the bank Lou the six hundred dollars and you lose six months of time and effort. I opened some sense to love. You accommodated podcast and yet a fair uncool? I think that's french for go fuck yourself, I'm probably valvano affair. P s if you want to read more about this there is great example on these Lompoc on these. Zog Islamic Lama begging Finance Wikipedia page. Yet because that's just sounded like yet more charge interests, but we own half your business.

Forever. Even after I pay the fuckin thing back. Its kind Isn't that a delicious you're just not calling an interest aright An hour day accumulating wealth by taking half of my fucking profits. And then also making me, o them that money twice as long obey. You could look All up, aright, islamic banking and financing. Wikipedia right here we go is la make islamic banking. And financing. I get so can't be any worse than the fuckin shit. They don't over here, Wiki pity arrive every girl. What are we got here? Islamic banking and Financing Wikipedia might become fuckin longest Rinaldo this or I do it. I'm gonna take your word for it,

Sorry, it's late at night, I'll read up on it. I do. I do find it fascinating look different way of doing it. But, generally speaking, I wait wherever you are, and if there is a bank, my, I wouldn't trust them. I wouldn't think no pun intended your best interests interest chicken in telling continue. Intelligence continue! This are this is so fascinating to me. Chickens can count up to ten, which is what I said. That's why I should have at least eleven chickens. So if you want to kill one of you if they won't fucking notice. One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine ten by we I mean we are we at least ten anyway alleys tat. I Well, I allus dear podcast at the troubadour and I gladly gave them a donation. Thank you so much for doing that and yes, the sound could have been. But you know, But you know that you read my e mail about chickens. Coincidentally, you read it on my birthday

What are you up and plain that I left out all the gory ed gain details of chicken cannibalism, usually p, well, don't like hearing that stuff, but I forgot that you, enjoying watching videos of animals killing each other. I found it more fascinating, so this sort of thing but like I can watch him kill it. I can't watch him, hold it down Starting, I can't do that are so this the thing is right up your alley. Here we go, when chicken see a wounded chicken, their instinct is to pack the chicken to death and eat it. Maybe there instinct, help them against predators long ago somehow, but it is a nuisance. Now. Chickens are often injured by being pact at by others. Chickens that stress an amazing list of things can stress them and trigger. An orgy of cannibalism tools. A diet too, rich of a diet, not enough five. And their diet changing the model of their feeder, We need to another pen too,.

Sunlight. Jesus I see things are temperamental putting different cut Chickens in the same pen and their racist. Get curious and start pecking at each other. Adding new chickens in an occupied pen which confuses the pecking order. Boredom. Accidentally leaving any cannibalized chicken remains in a pen there especially set off. By any site of blood, With laying hens sometimes there's a trace of blood when they lay eggs and there is a choice- said other hands will pick the new mother to death and eat her instead of giving a proper baby shower what the fuck one way to stop the blood fury is in. Chickens is to use a special red light bulb in the pen which stem unable to see the color of blood

that work with serial killers like they work and one of those little photo mats developing photos today, stop having the urge to kill people My grandfather would often put a red tinted cellophane cover on the main window that had the same effect in that work. Them down also if a chicken is wounded There are wound paints that can be used to hide the blood and they are also and there they So are designed to taste terrible to help stop the packing another option them and further use was to try and spot the most aggressive chickens and make a chicken dinner out of them there. Also a problem with laying hens when they start somehow discovering that eggs are delicious. Instead eating them. When the ruined eggs are discovered, the offending checking has to be quickly caught in killed. Another chicken dinner before the other hens become curious and start copying. Her behaviour

again. No one should feel any guilt about eating chicken. Since these they too enjoy eating chickens. Still in the sticks go fuck yourself. They never tell you this shit, all these people who want to have fuckin. You know chickens and shit in their backyard, so they game organic eggs. They don't realize that they go to Heaven chicken bullyism cannibalism, videos do I do it. Cannibal chickens, how to stop cannibalism in chickens. Cannabis or aggressive packing.

Oh my god he's a minute. Forty value Marjorie well grounded on this addition about setting basics, one go to the really. This is not the right music chickens. Cannibal. Marjorie wildcat. If you don't show me a pen, fuckin chicken, another one is shut up, just shut up, Marjorie Utah too much. Here we go. Oh, my god!

The five seconds in my god, what the fuck do, this water plenty of forage- they are doing this by choice. They really see this as a high quality, proteins owners and down. That is just the reality. Of life on the homestead, through God bless farmers. I swear to God this shit that they see so we don't have to fuck and see it now. Would you to buy just side? You know they bring food, fuckin table and all of that shit, a god bless him. God bless. What not fuck did I just watch. They just did. While it look like pulled pork, they picked up. So bad. I can't keep up with husbands, libido oh bill.

I'll be doing. Well, I love the park. Yes, you work and commitment to call out today's bullshit. I kick it enough. Thank you. Anyway earliest calling out what I consider to be bullshit, not saying it's actually Bush Anyway, I'm recently married a Silly married lady, oh by the way that was simple, that I want to talk about. Fellow comics. Want a comedian is involved in a controversy that could possibly and their career unless You have any information to add to it. You should prob please stay out of it. Like to literally. Recently, I saw this like all of a sudden other comedians feelings about the person's act or what which has nothing to do with what the debating it. Just just you know speaking of chicken cannibalism. Comedian should like there's enough people trashing comedians right now. You don't need

pylon. I was really surprised with that. These ass, a couple of weeks seeing the amount of fucking comedians or just fuckin do they hack anyway level blots plastic, what the fuck does that have to do so? What somewhat about here. This is serious. Fuckin accusations and somebody's career is in the balance, gives a fuck what you think about their act. Jesus Christ, people its- can we come together somewhere? anywhere on any level. At any point in this country anyways, I can't keep up with husbands Libido anyway, I'm recently married a recently lady, in a peculiar situation. I would really love your advice to prefer to preface Let me say that my husband is the love of my life. I adore him and were never consider being with anyone else, as I grow old and see now. That being said, he's insatiable when it comes to sex. I like intimate see justice the next scale, but I simply can't keep up

more of a three times a week. Kind of girl do that's plenty, but he needs it. Every fucking day. Now. I wouldn't be asking for your help. If the answer was a simple as rubbing went out, the problem is that the relief is entirely different between himself and the real deal. I know you and just making stuff up to get some. So please bear with me when he gets horny Omagh. This is yours so out of my wheel house here when it gets horny witches every morning, if I'm not in the mood you'll take care of himself to start today. That being said, he'll remain in a bizarre state of numbness being morose and general I'll get the fuck out areas. Pouting he's given you yield pussy part, no pussy clout by we'll, try to hide his darker dispositions, but just sense that he is in himself out of guilt I'll offered a blow up, but it gets

very psychologically draining when you are in the right man the space for you absolutely afterwards. It I feel, like I get my husband mood wise. The libido mismatch doesn't only stop at his relief. It also affects the gene. More dynamic in the house. I can't we're skimpy closer God forbid I want to walk around naked as I'll be relentlessly groped career kissed and so on. Jesus Christ. It's like you, married Saint Bernard in this spring there. I love the attack of course, but it can interfere with the course of what the lobby attention what to do, but it can interfere with the course of the day quite a bit. I don't really know what to think of it, since I'm quite average. Looking, so I think it's just as natural disposition. I that's called lost,

four steam sweetheart, we started way training two and now that he is fit. I can't tire about when we do have sex well. You need to start wearing a ski Parker and start making them some pies. Other than that. I don't want to fuck. That's at risk. Is above my pay great Similarly, I just feel inadequate as a wife I wish It was just a simple as having sex with them every day. Twice. If I could do it, I would I just can't get myself to have sex that, often without causing mental straight for myself. I know it may sound weird to a guy. No, it doesn't it's just. How I and many other female frame frenzy to be wired, so here goes Should I do is there anything that can be done to bear situation. I want I don't want to lose them, nor do I want to trap him in

I'm feeling marriage. Please help. Can I ask you a question is he even as remotely concerned about your needs, as you are about his fuck, this pouting ff It asshole I, we fuck it You gotta bang, the guy. I think what you have to do is he's just gonna- have to realise that that you, you know You say: listen is a deal, a bang, you three times a week: ok, which is about two and one slash more times than most abroad out there. Ok, that's it! That's my fine off for final answer, I'm not phone and a friend. That's it a bang! It three times a fuckin weak, that's what I can handle. I love you you're, the love of my life, but I can only fuck three times a week. Okay, so you're gonna have to figure out. You know how to take that sour puss lack of pussy look off you fuckin face because I've had it all right.

In more ways than one sweetheart. You are bending over backwards for this guy. This guy can go fuck himself what type of needs to go, get some professional help. You know, did you marry Fuckin Sixteen year old. The fuck is what this guy, to tell to go fuck and jerk off I have no idea. That was just my gut. That's what my gut says. I no idea, I would ever goes, seek professional help on that one. But have you can walk? I mean I'm being hard on him, no pun intended algae is all kinds innuendo here, you told him all this makes you feel you know. Is there anything worse thing: seeing a grown man, pouting Jesus Christ, grocer fucking, balls, you pussy

girlfriends mother is also our landlord. Will this relationships over Billy real estate with my girl? for about a year and a half we moved in together about six months ago? Ok, before we go any further, did you already know that your landlord was gonna, be her mother? went searching for rental properties. Her mother mentioned she planned to move out of this of the city, but didn't want to sell our home, for whatever reason she offered up the Did we rented from her no less sped, friendly, etc. I thought sweet, You know they say when something seems too good to be true. It usually is We decided to move and I thought, having mother as a landlord would prove to be beneficial and cheaper all capital letters wrong the estimated rent on the house is lower than what we actually pay by a couple hundred dollars.

Her reasoning for that is onyx. Unexpected maintenance way the on the estimated rent on the house is lower than what we would actually pay. So she is. Gimme a break. Did you right now correctly and Marina shrunk, her reasoning. Is that a reason For that is unexpected maintenance. I learned soon after that, the wrench, Is charging us is actually the amount of her mortgage her mortgages every month can even your daughter, a break. While she is she'd Sheikh Fuckin, let you guys go in there without first and last ass. She spoke take a loss on it. I've she read it to someone else. She probably would a rented a little more than them. The mortgage just break, and even although she is You know building equity in the house. She is also comply. We scatterbrain. It is no way to fit now, is in no way fit to be a landlord. Her mom agreed to

Made the water slash trash for us since its next to nothing. One day my girl cause says the water may beginning shut off, because, There was a mistake at the water department bull shit. I thought the water company has been doing this shit forever. There's no billing error without either of these dumb broad knowledge. I called the water to forty two year already out of this relationship, you're calling them. Your girlfriend, a dumb broad in your girlfriend, dump broad so risk and enjoy the rest of the story. I know this relationships or without there are these dumb, broad knowledge. I called the water department myself and learn that she hadn't played the bill and over five months then pursue to lie about it great. I have also the handymen around the house, which is fine but half the time. The Spencer's are expected to come out of my power and I'm always made out to be the dick for speaking up since this is my girls mom, do

she take. All of this is a learning experience Aren't you refuse to fix anything which has resulted in windows that don't locked doors that don't knobs that don't turn and a deck there is one soft blow away from toppling over she's known about these problems for months now. I love my girl and we have a good time together, but I'm starting to think to remove myself from this situation. What do you think? I thought that from the second I fuckin read the first sentence. Then it was solidified when you called your girlfriend and your friends Frenchman, dumb brought this past the point of being able to be fair. Her mom is a real estate agent. I would I wouldn't even consider buying a doll house from her yet de jure, You don't want it. You don't want to breed with this family. Can a married woman you done you're out she already been made, maybe just Did they hear it from a complete stranger? Congratulations, sir. You

What you want to do now? Here's what you have to do. Ok, you don't want to break up and then go look for a place. Ok, what you want to do find a place. Get your foot in last. In there, okay. You want to do that. You take a day off from fuckin work when you girlfriends it work. Right and you pack like a Fuckin lunatic that realises the feds are gonna be there. In twenty minutes, looking at life in prison, I call you shut up, maybe with the body yours, I guess you know at the college. Sickish you fucking don't know pandemic? Some people are working. You get all your shit, the fuck out of here you put it a new place. When you sit down you say: listen, we need to talk, Says where's all your stuff, you say that's what we need to talk about.

I don't wanna go out with you anymore. It's, not me it's you, it's not me! It's that you, which your mother and it is you you're, both a couple of them, don't say that just say yeah, that's what I want to talk about. I want to do this anymore. I'm not love! You anymore, hey my life here. I dont like this you're a sweetheart. You deserve to find love. Ok, And then that's it so you're leaving yes, I M leaving and then you fuckin leave and then that's it and then it so then it's all you get the fuck out of here. Ok, When breaking up with a woman, you need to get the fuck out of there. You need to get the fuck away from them. Okay, because they going to make you break up with them. Fifty eight fucking time they're gonna go through all the fuckin emotion and The road is you're starting to get your shit together. They gonna call you up in mind, fuckin, send you back to square one again, and then I'm going to leave you alone until they feel like David.

Enough pain on you for you breaking up. And that they not only they did they get? Even they got a little better on you, that's what the fuck is going to happen so get there fuck, that situation? That's it! Ok, that is and that is the podcast I have a rat. I have to go fuck and killed only similar, put a contract out on its head. Go fuck yourself, don't go fuck yourself. Do you know what it's divisive, divisive, divisive, divisive lets people try to get the same pitch communities? Please don't attack each other on fuck me When you commenting on a situation where you weren't even there- and you know anybody involved, please don't do that people please stop watching Fox news. Please stop watching CNN. Please stop attacking fellow Americans. Ok, just where a fuckin mask it seems to be working for every other fuckin country out there. I think they're all human beings to I think they have the same respiratory such

systems. We could do that or we could just scream and yell at each other and attack Donald Trump, maybe get street at Louis like to keep it I owe you Joe Biden, then just fucking attack him for for fucking used to see what that does for us right. That's it! I read about islamic banking. That's what I'm gonna do very good blush of EU and the United States of America where the fuck you live. Ok, bye,.