Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's time for the Monday morning, podcast from July Nineteenth outside July, twenty eight. Two thousand and twenty? What's goin on how How are you couple emails, I got one, that's really gonna get me go and I almost want to read it right the fucking gate in fact, think I might just right out of the fuckin gate. Is this fucking idiot we'll stop bitching about people go to the beach Billy Bitch Billy. Beach bitching bur can That's on new kid, you're quarantine experienced just keeps getting better and better. You have a I will keep you company and occasionally fuck you God knows why you have You kids, who love you need to,

we need to take care of? You? Have a garage with a kid that you can jam on without bothering your neighbors and you can make money doing pod, at home- Let me tell you about my situation see. This is what I really wanted to talk about: I love our having a kid during a fuckin pandemic. Is this wonderful thing I probably took three years of my life. Stressing out about what would happen if, if we go into the hospital we get it and we're gonna be quarantine. All that I may have an EC this. Just this is I'm gonna do this is all young person shit? You got a kid They told me. I just want to pick up a fuckin play station Jesus, Fucking Christ, kid? I need to take care of the twenty four five and seven Jesus. Yeah tell me how the world works there. Youngster here we go now tell let me tell you about my situation. Okay, we go cue, the violins

I'm a single guy, my early twenties, who lives alone in the United States of America in an apartment paper, thin walls, no playing my guitar with the amp on it all. Ok, you think I was never your age. How old are you? I literally I thought I slept on a futon till I was thirty. Six go fuck yourself go fuck yourself!. I had no wife, no kids, I a fuckin food, I wish I was living in a word. I have his studio that they called a one bedroom and they were fuckin me on the rent, what I had paper thin walls and I can hear the arguments and smell the food, so I don't know what you're talking about. Paid those dues so don't fuck it. To me I leap frog. This part of my life moving ahead. I haven't gotten laid and more than three months in by the way when your wife's in the final trimester in and then it has a kid yet.

You're not having sex. Ok, that's just basically a right, cases I haven't gotten laid in more than three months because of this virus. I get lonely spending all my time and my shitty apartment poor baby, feel so bad for you. It's got it. To be so hard it has to be. So fucking Gollop posts, maids He has twenty four seven free porn sitting on his fuckin. And I'm not even say, don't go outside and just say where a fuckin mask you dumb, Kuntz, that's it. And to top it all of this is to top it all off. Ok, so he has food. He has shelter here Tar and an ant, but I can't use the amp any as paper. Then walls paper thin. Everybody like heavy lean on them literally fall down. Hop it all off. We have no clue in this. Shit is gonna end gee. I wonder why that is. It could be years.

If you keep going out without a mask you're at risk. You can get your groceries delivered and where a mask, but I dont need old. Fox like you, who have some shit going for them telling that I shouldn't be going to bars in the beach this guy or you know what this guy is? This guy is a future banker. Or hopefully not a future banker gets a job and a corporate office. I just don't understand yet you wanna go out and kill people's grandparents, because can't play guitar within an app add selfish, so fuckin what its work the risk. What, what risk. It's not worth the really right, making a risk. Your young, it's really not going to affect you when you don't give a shit I'd rather live a fun life. What's with a small chance of illness, then be

healthy and live a shitty depressing life go fuck yourself signed the horny kids of America. This guy right here, is fuckin lunatic. First of all, I love. Are we signs that the haunted kids of America, like he speaking for all of them, like this, said: okay, this is what we want. You to say well, I mean I'm not going to waste my time trying to fucking convince you not to go out and do that. I will bring up bullet points here when we say who knows when this is gonna end. Probably, ever with people like yourself out their behaving the way you're behaving. However, it from we could have been over to two and a half months. In the middle of March, beginning of June. We could have already been back to normal and we to keep hitting the reset button. Ok, it's a hundred percent, because a young people, I think it's been politicized and all of that type of stuff, so

I don't know it sounds to me, like you, have a fucking awesome life. You live near the beach, you have a guitar and amp. You have a good. You have a fuckin apartment I mean you live in the life. Do I don't know what the problem is? You got twenty four seven free porn. I mean I don't know. What else do you need to get video games the level of video games that you guys have made you might as well be in the fucking game. But I guess I feel your pain at all to be their grumpy old guy, but That sounds like that's really tough manned. I don't I dont Jesus. I don't know how you. You know. I love you just wrote me that email like I was watching one of those oats Sally structure commercials where milk in its starving kids in Africa, Whatever go out go off on an old person, man don't do it What is the one thing now? This thing does go out we're fuck along its gonna go. You know,

In whatever sort of country is left after this, where we really showed ourselves like you know too wanted championship, you know you gotta have new everybody's got a buy it in all. It takes is a for people in the locker room, not buying and you're, not gonna win anything and that's it. Problem that we have right now, and this is the I don't think it's all young people It was just sort of breakin, my balls, but there is a certain level of responsibility that you. Supposed to be having, and you know, listen if we back living in my little fucking, you know stood that they call the fuckin went bedroom those countries, I would definitely be going out of my mind way more out of my mind, but also wouldn't be married with two fuckin kids. I wouldn't with that bullshit either. So it's sort of a trade off. I think no, but I will tell you that I would not be.

How I was wired, I would not have gone out and just been like well, hey, fuck it. If I get this virus that could or could not. You know. Mutate into something more severe, I don't think I would just be like fuck it. If I get it, I get it we'd like to think I would, but maybe I'm this fuckin old guy look back and say day when I was your age. I was totally responsible. I I wasn't so maybe you're right on some level but to Kenya. At least try to stay six feet away from people. Can you at least do that bring your fuckin guitar down of the God? It is that the people are going to the beach it's that they go to the beach put in a fuckin blanket down right next to other people are all those loans. Takes out there and a story, a queens haven't a Fuckin street fair and no wherein masks. I don't know I mean if this it's. If that's, I guess your way of clothing, your way to the top by kill and all the old people I don't know, and what the fuck

the I know I don't work for the CDC, so I'm done you know what just there. The fuck you want to do All I can say is just overall Just a fucking. Embarrassing showing this is just a bad season. My god I mean it's like it. Watching us trying to just fuck and get on the same page. And and try and just you know, I don't know why you just you, wouldn't listen to the doctors. Why you listen to the news, or politicians. I don't know why you would do that. Why don't you just listen to people who actually working on it and the level of selfishness to just. If I get it, I get it and then like how to. Other people working at hospitals and then you go

get it and then come at American fix me. I'm not gonna, let you there was a part of me that wish that a more severe version of it came out. And started killing these fuckin idiots, not old people. People trying to live by the rules, but these people, who just don't give a shit But then I was just like well, then eventually, never come and get me. So I don't I don't root for that, sell whatever buddy I mean. If that's what you want to fucking do. And I think as long as there's people like you do what you do on that, then I could quite possibly take two years. So, let's all route for the scientists, because evidently p Ok, I'll fuckin Euro months. That's all they need to have much, sixty seventy fuckin days, is all you needed, and it's like trying to put Daughter, shoes on when she's in a bad mood,

something that should literally take like fuckin. Two seconds ends up taken like fuckin. You know a seven minute meltdown so I enjoy your young life, yeah fuck everybody, but you- and I just hope you drop- that sort of outlook on life You actually get a job where your managing people's money, don't cosmetic, Dennis Dentistry. Pull out teeth. I don't need you pulled out because you want to get a jet skis I don't know, I don't know you, but I don't think you're a good person. Maybe you are. I don't fuck enough. I have no idea. I was kind of with you Until you said on behalf when you act like you is speaking for all these other people- oh my god, my God when are you running for president seems to be the new thing anyway. The factor Y know outlets. Let's do some good news here. Now

Let's talk, MOTO G pay back baby. Congratulations to fabulous? Gerardo Basic Colorado. Carter, Rural first Frenchmen to when I was at the Spanish Grand Prix that what the hell I just watched, what fucking unbelievable race people, if you want to get into racing I've been saying for Evermore JP, is where its at me Marcus MAC Mac, as it was The most incredible races. I've seen is our is just the level of drama mark market. Once again had one of the greatest saves I've ever seen on a bike. He was in some turn or whatever and the the bike started. He d. It was we need to far down. I know I don't know shit about the sport literally is now on the ground sliding.

This bike- and he always does- is he just takes us outside foot he lifted up, sort of balance himself. Any somehow pops up onto the bike goes ended. The gravel the gravel? I think and then pocketed backup everybody. Those by I'm thinking like our while he's out of the fuckin race. Any up and like fifty, there seventeenth place. And I to be honest with you. He bade Sickly showed that he is just a far superior rider. This him and everybody else. This guy worked his way from. Like seventeen sixty seventeenth place all away up to third place like a movie like to shit happens in the movie by the weight of the race, was only like twenty to lapse or something, and he got up to the third place. If not. Second, I can't remember, I think he got into second place. Yea got into second place and then I think

Saint turn here: hi, citing went over the top. But the bike- and I hope, is not to hurt it locally he's right, restores right, armoury shoulder and they put him in a net bracelets. I'm hoping was just for precautionary and who knows, but just a ridiculously exciting race and I was watching the race. I looked at my phone like asshole. When I woke up this morning, look at Instagram, and I saw that. February one another ash legal analysis from our markets: kind of forgot that he wasn't in the top three or whatever. So when I was, watching the race as a colleague shit. He must he must have this. Great battle with Catherine towards the end, and then all of a sudden he just went over the top of his high cited is bike, and I literally was sitting there with MIKE My life was in the other a moment ago. That was that

The fog raise it's embarrassing, but I did- and I literally had like my fucking head in my hands. This is why, when I saw this guy wiped motorcycle, That is not a noise. That you want to hear when you got a couple of small kids? Is here you're your partner in the other room, gone you're gonna find out now that I'm watching a motorcycle raised so the punch, initially Ethel, so I'm hoping that he's ok but I really have to tell you as far as my limited knowledge of race. Or whatever Reich Mark Marquez is, is the best. There is right now, And I'd actually put him, I had a Louis Hamilton simply because of. There's just way more passing and just way more. Competition in

model JP and I just feel like the Mercedes Benz team combined with Louis Hamilton, was fuckin amazing and want to register was ever. Of course, it's just. I don't know it just its. Motor is just so far by the sake as I love F one, it's just so fucking its summit so much better. And if you live in United States Joy place unfortunate, you can watch it which isn't bad. Those is just on your computer. We ve got an apple tv or, whatever you know do some I don't know what you do with your wireless things. Are you kids figure that shit out It doesn't matter anymore right? I guess I because every is watching tv other laptops. Now I'm still do I hope like Directv in like a fuckin twenty dollar month built, You have seen fight, I don't I don't know if it's a low self esteem thing cuz, I'm like I don't know, I'm not going to be able to figure it out. I think that's why I just stay with it.

I sometimes I wonder if Directv is just going like like how Is this asshole gonna keep us. Doesn't he realizing just watch all this shit on his fucking computer? But I am I'm a fucking old man- and I is our duty in the email set out in a kind of feel bad about fuckin shit on their kid. I don't be their dick, but Jesus Christ body. Can you do for America? Can you just where fuckin mask sit down the beach fry a couple of fuckin wieners with your fucking guitar airborne. Do you play guitar. You live on the beach, I mean Should we plan to belittle Pied Piper ITALY, the fuck leaning back to your place what you did not get laid I'm on your side. We want you to be able to go out and enjoy your youth. I don't want you spending by the man fuck en masse for the next two years, stay inside for fucking for FUCK's sake, Jesus Christ, whatever.

Whatever our. Maybe maybe maybe they wait a minute. Maybe this is like a big nature thing. You know survival of the fittest, you know and we're gonna. I doubt right if fittest means the youngest or fittest since the smartest, because he's got youth and I have experience, but I'm Talkin old in Asia, young right. That's an interesting match up right. There can either power his way through with youth, or can I be the crafty veteran. Figure out not have mother. Nature said the grim reaper. My way, we shall say we shall see, who gives a shit fuck. I don't give a fuck anymore, I've I've given up given up hope, boy. The also came in third place. Wrote a very, very smart race. Fill you just hung in fifth place, safe

tyres and then, when he needed to, we got himself on the podium financed our second, but I have to tell you mark Mark is just He blew by all some of the best writers. I mean it's motor JP, the best riders in the world. He by and I'm talking all the way up to second place. The There was a couple of gaps like it was. A gap Valentino Rossi, between where he was at the pic like a soft. I haven't somebody else that maverick They picked a soft frontier which ended up being or a big mistake, was a huge gamble and a kind of fucked him over. But when he went around what's his face Valentino Rossi. There was like a two or three second gap or something big. I closed it in I don't know it felt like to lapse. Then there was the next clump of traffic in ages, blue by all of them, and they since we're trying to claim that they they were like.

Assuming that, when my mark has went into the gravel that that was the end, day, but there was no caution flag and take him out long ago around the track and the bike wasn't there. I mean, I don't know that pretty wild, though if they thought that he wasn't in the race and all the sunny came back up and pass them again. I mean I was watching that shit. That look like that. You know it was like. Stroke erase on fuckin on motorcycles. It's a really old reference to deport Reynolds Stock Car movie from I don't know, They went to the early eighties. I love Bert Reynolds, Anyway, so there you go young people horn. Young people, there's something that you can do inside on you Jobs are right, o Billy, get off My long fur, Billy get off your long and get back and cyber really become grumpy old man all right

roast everybody I made a fuck pot rose die when old school I've been just cooking up Can storm and I was trying to think of just what else could I make and. You know, I've been pretty much sticking with the healthy recipes that I got and then every once in a while. I dip into my mom's cookbook. You know she, she wrote a mall out every fuckin rest times all the kid she had by hand and gave it to us for Christmas sets a kind of Mamma s right, so I cite door The truth is a sin. I so. I have that. For when I want to have a good time that I have the your Billy showbiz diet that I try to stay on. So this one I was like you know, I'm make a fuckin pot row straight.

So I say to my lovely, whoever say you know I'll make a pot rose. She went Are you running a pot. Rosa pot rose. Was a big fucking deal when I was a kid his keys to call roast beef. My mother would take out the big pot, put some carrots and there you know, I think she do. She brown it all up and then have the fat side on top? I forget how to do it right. She did it And then we have mashed potatoes and gravy with it with fucking. You know we have listened bread, member that shit, white bread, totally process, and I got it you that fuckin meal was my favorite like you, and when it was my birthday, she would make that on my birthday right. So, I say to my wife for advice. I see them made. This rose she's. I I wait. You like pot, roast. And she

Psychologists every time I have ever used its always feels like its dry or tough or whatever, so Oh my god. I guess I have to make this thing for her rights. I went on the internet. I looked at some recipes and I learned all this shit about my favorite milk, as I hadn't made it, and I think I made it when I first moved in New York when I have walk through better my apartment, in the Upper EAST side- and I think I made at one time it was fucking great because it is it's a it's a bad it. Tough cut me. They are takes a rough one. Ok, but you know if you cook it right, it's fucking delicious and then he can make roast beef sandwiches. If you buy self you can, you can eat that things like a fuckin, weak So I was looking it up and they were talking about what a tough cut him.

It was, which I didn't really know. I don't know shit right am I don't know shit about anything which amazes me that you guys listen at the park. Yes, I think it shows ring up on that. This woman actually was addressing literally the issue that my wife was talking about? Was she said that like when she used to make a pot roast? It would always come out. I would be tough, so she was like in our thinking if it was tough, you thinking that you're over cooking it. So then, each time she cook it lesson to be tougher and tougher, and you know. She was failing without it and then what she did was she discovered us know it is a tough cut of meat. So what you have to do is you have to cook it for a long time like an hour per pound, I think and gradually all of that shit that's in there. That makes it tough, so it when is it heats up and cooks it melts away and

becomes almost like pulled pork. My looked it up, so you when I get out of forty five degrees in the center whatever. So I did this thing up, salted the fuck her up through some onions and care in their pretty much stuck to the recipe that was there. I definitely used you know. Instead of all the beef broth, I substituted like some red wine, especially when you get the bits up. After your beer brown, the air, the vegetables, and then I made some guy like mashed potatoes and fluid olive oil- oh my god, it's fucking delicious, and today I yeah I made a sandwich out of it. I hated the fucking roast beef up that point, a chopped it all up, diced it all up. He did that a period of some potatoes piece of bread, lettuce and then used to make when I was a kid manages catch shift and tickles like a fuckin stake, cheese that I

the like to have it that way, and it was fucking delicious. Unlike allowed you after I ate it, I had to sit down with the potato and those of potatoes. Read me with it. With white potatoes were just u dont, think a sweet to date or your love it better, but underrated under Fuckin raided is a fucking pot rose man many people. You can feed how happy you can make people and it really just took me back as when I was He had all the great meals that I had when I was growing up like that was the that was a pot. Roast was like the Cadillac, you know yet the getting through the I've talked about the ship before he had to get in through the week. In our meals we have a big family, chicken, allocating chip

fine, toast! You know, we see the fucking gear, the craft, macaroni and cheese heat those fuckers up a mammal, get the middle school. The biggest fucking deal in the world was stay, comes. A common home and I in class, not listening to the teacher. Get called on have no idea what they were talking about. Get and ball doubt is waste to sit back and dig it fine or why they even said Agnes FUCK and pulled out man, but teaches a fucking douche bag. He fucking pulled me out right. I remember B, I be sitting in class thinking about making the mistake of that I was gonna make. When I got home, get called on. I would know they're talking about. Then I get in trouble. Just wish for the Fuckin comedy. When they called on me, I just had the fuckin the wherewithal in that

the points I wish I had the fuckin poise. Middles to just be like sire. I wasn't paid attention, hey. What are you thinking about thinking about this steak, marble stake ups as a brand new box. So I know, there's gonna be some left when I get home and I was just think it- I'm gonna fry that thing up Gonna tastes like a cheeseburger poor little, it all went to put a little catch upon it unrealistic There are two pieces of white bread and I'm gonna eat it. Why watch depth the dog and it's gonna bits gonna, be awesome. That's what I was thinking about. What what were you up there talking about what the Adams getting caught up. I would be a legend, but instead what did I do. I tried to bull shit my way through it, and then it would never fuckin work.

So anyway, underrated. Try it out, everybody is it get rid of fuckin lock is down here again and there lay its great cut of meat. Very easy to make. Brown up vetches stick the fucker and Brown. It up point. You be for a little bit of fuckin red wine. Let that fuck, a Gulf put the lid on your Dutch, oven, underrated, dutch, oven. I'm trying to think of. I ever made a bad meal in a dutch oven. It's almost impossible to fucking. Do it, I mean you can do it. I probably did it back in the day, but everything I've ever stuck in, and indeed whatever the fuck. You called the big, the big dutch ovens around the world where people have a gazelle, India, Names for an hour ask me with all of that type of cooking. No, you see those people that they have like the real old school. One per cast iron fuckin look at those black ones, Just stack, I'm on top of each other was like a giant fuckin homily Nepal out

in there in the middle of nowhere they just cooking up some of the sickest fuckin meals out in the wilderness you ve ever seen in your life. I always just thought like. While they were cooking, you know when you think about a Grizzly Bear or like mountain lions and shit. You know the reason why this there in such great shape, although bears look like take, there is a lot that could lose a few, but they kind of stocky. But the fuckin arise. We are so this fucking Youtube with his fucking. What's what as they deal with blackbirds did they. I know they kill people, but they just seem like they. Just don't have the confidence of a fuckin bear when they run into a person, because this fucking guy was walking around the side of a garage and the other bear utter over a black parroting. Seen seem that big for a bare right,

posed to a grisly. That's like fucking, eight feet tall, maybe was like a teenager. You know maybe that there is a guitar with an apt that it can play its fuckin, its layer and it had to go down the Fuckin river. Some areas. Guys walkin around one side of his house. The bears walking around the other set out. There's somebody videos and nobody gives the guy their heads up. They buy what turn around the corner and they fuckin run into each other and they both in turn one eighty and go back to the what where they were The direction they were common from bears the difference like the guy keeps. Going back in the direction he went in, they both the young and they fuckin turned around but bear on the other hand, he walked about like another couple steps and like wait a minute, I'm a fucking bare and he turned back I don't utterly wasn't hungry or he was so fuckin stats. A funny thing now about these rights The way up, two lions and tigers is, if you

surprise, and did they don't give a shit. They don't have any like pride, is no porn, attended, no pride As far as like, like human beings like. If you give people somebody catches, species, a guy catches, you being scared, you get all kinds of shit like you could be found Can scared to death as a lion, it just run away and nobody gives a fuck. That deal, I'm gonna, be, I guess it's fighter flight. They have no king problem, being scared, like I think, because, like Just a level of murder and horrible death That's going to every times about the beauty of nature as far as the Youtube that I'm watching like it, like I watch those fuckin behind the scenes. San Quentin. Now it doesn't seem as bad as to me is bad. Is what fuck goes on in there. There is nothing worse than being a deer and getting caught by one

fuckin, Commodo, dragons and its naps you're fucking legs. You can't run Then it does it wait for you to die. Just starts Emmy, there's nothing fuckin worse than that right Well, I mean, I guess, get raped in the and living through it. Whatever you know, I find that this podcast package is I've, done everything that then everything fuck. It makes sense. I, dare you got, what would you rather have happened? Get raped. I like raped in the ass you gotta gotta, you gotta, give all that it raved in the ass in San Quentin, right, you'll, live. Ok, so you gotta carry that fuckin memory and then you gonna get paroles and get the fuck out of here. You know or

you fuckin Commodo dragon bites your leg breaks it in half and then just starts eaten your guts. Yet within fuckin, you know ten excruciating minutes. What would you choose? You can write it. To the Monday morning podcast. I want to know what you would choose, what the fuck would. I choose. I mean there's nothing worse and I mean that's a close ourselves that the worse than death Jesus Christ. I would sell rather get killed by a bear. Even those things even know what the fuck, those things do you there's just in You know what it is. It's the lack of a motion from a lizard or a reptile. The thing you know is scary is a fuckin lion. Is they have the decency described by the neck? Ok, and then they just sit there

and they just sit. Then you just like I write my next in the mouth of a fuckin lion. This is it yet now you get this, say, you pray to whatever you believe in. I had a great right You know I saw for my teams when a championship. My main point roused it wasn't tough right and then you just fuckin die as a was to like so many that God, the fuckin even a bear. At least you know, I don't know what those fuckin dear Commodo drank. I one grab one, those little fucking when I was little fuck and wild pigs. And some other thing got loose and took off, and I couldn't fucking believe how fast does camorra dragons could run and I have seen like videos of Commodo dragons chasing dear, while people are standing around watching them and its

I don't know what sort of like negotiating that was done. What sort of understanding that they have done? a reptilian brain so that you can fuckin say hey. I got a gun. In blow one of the fucking Commodo Dragons brains out, like that ban you want some of this. You know they do so. Day with this stupid, fuck and tongue, going in and out the next if they got a chance, they gonna do it right. Build a bears, learn their lessons. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about the how's it going with this. Was met with many minutes ago. Who the fuck knows Eric, let's let Stew Little bit of files do some add reads here, average, I'm so a motor jp. They got another race, They got another race next week, so Oh I'm so far excited, I'm so excited that its back and

speaking to that you know what I did the other day I went applied to little helicopter lessen the best, fuckin time, You know we are we out in the middle of nowhere, and I was we'll just practicing all these different, like maneuvers and stuff, like my instructor, would have me, have the nose pointed which see like a rock or some shit, whatever scrape where we were flying. As I go a little bit of pavement that goes into line. Dirt right, wide, open area, and yet I see their little scratch right, I guess you use I want you to fly all the way around it. Having the nose pointed at it, and there was this like a fifth Not wind. And he was doing it just effortlessly, so We will work on that and then like flying a square You know what you knows pointed in the same direction, so it's you go out like whatever straight up thirty,

then go to the side, thirty backwards, thirty in back which way you started? Thirty is making a big square all with the nose pointed that way and then in the end we did the same square and I had to be doing Piero. What's the entire time and. I had so much fun. We did Rotations, just all that stuff- and I cannot how much I missed it, how site I was to be back doing it and. You know and by the way, I made sure before I went up the person I went with got tested I've been tested, so we will find we went in to where we are renting, we walk Fuckin mass and then we came out and then we will get a ride so they ago are right before all the young people get me shit, but even then I don't know what the fuck that guy did right. So maybe I'm an asshole too. You know what fuck it Maybe I'm an asshole too.

Of definitely an asshole, but maybe I'm hypocritical, probably vs, my wife. She definite Ruth so whatever go, scientists come up with a fucking cure, young people, political charge, people just making you make an effort about that. Can we go? We meet in the middle, make a fuckin effort, aright whoop. Whoop is a fitness of area during the resale right, whoop, as a fitness wearable their problem. There. It is with movement. War. Whoop is a fitness where that provide. Personalized insights on the performance of your sleep. Recovered, you are and how much stress you put on your body throughout the day from both you work out, and the normal stressors of life. Has been using respiratory rate to help members detect.

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Now we just two questions. That's all I got right. Fucking Atto from South Africa. What is added to that is that, like I don't know, that's a greeting If that's my saying, something bad about people. I was get nervous, Atto, meaning Africa. ETA. The arrows is part of the African. I support in America. What. What in the form of the urban dictionary, so I don't it's a term going by Yvette Day Eve it you're, either Yvette Coronel lawyer, Antonio more it isn't Acronym for american descendants of slavery You see this, why look shut up? I fucked

Atto from South Africa, so you're Fucking american descendant of slavery from South Africa. Wait! A second! If you're in South Africa. Oh you left out of school, but I mean you read it bill. Ok, dear bill, Bald oh dear bill Ball did is, as is new born baby bur. My way, is given cause. I shaved my beard off my My group endorses the summer time. Madam, I feel my face man, so I shaved it off and she was laughing saying you look just like you son. I get to babies now, I'm So you unobserved accurate sir I'm currently working The night shift and I have to drive sixty five kilometers home every night. Ok, eighty

Kilometers is fifty miles an hour when you, when I watch racing, I try and forget her faster going every eighties. If these of sixty five so he's driving my forty miles, I guess- or I could just look it up- hey, let's look at sixty five kilometers sick defined. Kay em two miles. Davis, what point three, eight. No one look at dead sea watching racing everybody thinks it makes you dumb. It does. All they do is just drivers, Turk disguised forty miles torn from work, sixty five kilometers for the rest of the world. I don't know why we just don't do that. Six five kilometres home every night through the No wonder we can't be no wonder we can't beat this can virus here in Amerika. No wonder we could even fuckin here switch from the standard to metric is

hurry. Could it be that was that was foreshadowing that we work be able to do it. Ok, we'll a question: can you get through this fuckin email that taken another left turn fair enough: fair enough! I'm currently drop working. The night shift and I've drives Fifty five kilometers home every night through the literal fucking wilderness, let's get a scary out there like antelope in, everywhere his lungs nothing Chasteneth Jesus Christ? Yours, I used to listen to music on my way home every night, but now I only listen to you. It's the only thing keeping me awake Jesus responsibility by the way, I'm blind as a fucking, bad and my specks are broken. Only one arm is attached. So imagine a third Your old single lady driving home towards two key, that's I'm guessing that this add. Oh, I don't. I don't know if this is fucking the same thing. I don't think that's a sitting.

Imagine a thirty year old, single lady driving home to her two cats in two hundred house plants laughing smoke in one hand. Do you sound like a fucking bad ass to me, so lonely, Ac Deasey Highway to hell when they were have across Australia from Paris to go to some gig. In Brisbane or some shit over whether know where they were going. Keep her glasses on her face in the pitch dark. With King Antelope, on the road and shit, thank you for the near death experiences as well as Keeping me awake and alive This, as you might say, pose what that means. Is that so spelling as they use some eagle, fuck myself in some language, I ve no idea. This is what the making about technology as much as I bit about it and profit off of it. By doing a fuckin part cast once again hypocritical bill.

The fact that you live that far away and your listen to me, I'm making you laugh, I gotta tell you I want to thank you so much for that email because I haven't heard people there. Dont know laughing, which is my job in so fuckin long I never thought I would Jones. I was pretty burnt out from the road, but Jesus Christ. I'm just tired of buddy mines are based player. He goes you wanted just go fuck and play a goddamned dairy queen up in fuckin y. All me, it's gonna play the fuss base. And you get between all your joke says it's like dude, I'm going The point I am ready to fuck it do what I gotta do something I once again I'm going nuts and I'm given that young kid she. I think I learned a lot about myself. I give a young kids should, at the top the part casket. I had to have my old man opinion I could even weight to say hello. Could I can old man how soon before I'm walking around my property in my pajamas had are sick.

Our ice cream of speaking to that, and I went out to get some ice cream. There was a cigars shop across the street because my wife's coolly shit and doesn't get army about a lot of stuff like that. She was like a baby looked across the street like that, like our shit, because once go check it out- and I was like now now asked the bosnian bugs body you're, not gonna, do it. I got not smoking a cigar in July and she's like air. Eight thousand one does two thousand three. As a guide, I'm gonna go over and check it out. I went over. Unfortunately, it was closed and.

But I actually drive. I saw two places in the valley that I didn't know existed, that sell cigars and now I gotta go in there and see what they got, but I'm not smoking this month, it's armoury twenty days. It will crazy when a little crazy in June, but I am way way way down. As far as I can, we cigars I've smoked a year. For the past few years right there built? Does that make you feel better that we all had to listen to that? Are you trying to talk yourself off the fucking tobacco Ledge cigar ice cream? there's a spot in L called scoops. They have a cigar flame, ice cream go. Try it out. Billy, boy, Billy, old boy, why the fuck? What these cigars have to do without. Why would I want that? I guess, as ever repair float after I smoke a cigar. What an asshole I am! I have to look at up now, Sir, whoops cigar flavoured ice cream,

If this is the guy that open new own scoops in this suggests is get free advertising scoops, cigar flavoured ice cream. How scoops ice cream changed. Homemade ice cream. Then that are shocking. Flavors like humans cigar. What. I'm afraid to try that if that can to my favorite fucking things in the world weight. Is it a real cuban rip off these days, you can throw waffle coin Final Africa up a wait, a minute. The guy who owns it is asian These he's wearing those round glasses so immediately, unlike this, is gonna, be the greatest ice cream ever disguise,

for smart. I sometimes like, like prejudice, works in a positive way. I immediately think this guy's amazing its science in math and he's applied it. Ice cream and cigars and combine I'm gonna go in there. God bless this guy. This is just a bunch of words are not going to read all the scenery succour to shit. I have to go I go on go over there with Josh. Add on my during mass of course, since six feet, apart of fuck. God bless this guy. What's so, what's his name? What's his name where we agreed, this guy is shut up. But but epidemic that debt. That today, after graduating Kim Todd, what's is waiting Fuck is this goddamn name his last Kim. It's like o Reilly and FUCK in Ireland.

Majesty Malone's. I have fucking idea right You know what I'm salt I'm going to. Try it up. Aright tobacco pipe, I guys are killing me with all tobacco talk. Bilbil bill. I saw you on Rogan of a few appearances ago. Indeed about liking the way I've smelt, oh, I love that try it out. I did, but I couldn't keep it going. And I got into it about a year ago, in its wonderful, it's it is really a hobby with collecting I've seen the amount of work involved with smoking a pipe. It becomes part of you. Try I doubt if you haven't yet there. A guy on you too, but the good Channel his name. Mutton shop piper. I think I used to watch him because I was trying to learn how to keep it going, and I couldn't keep going which should be the name of my fuckin, autobiography I can give you got here. I had the crown last. And he has a lot of informative videos. I got a lot of

tips from his channel anyway, good luck and happy piping. I have to tell you it's it's sense memory. When I smell tobacco pipe is both my grandfather smoke pipes and they are boast amazing people. They were both self made men who, just that they were the shit. They were basically the shit guys guys and they they would set out on the porch when they whenever come by and I remember one of one of my grandfather came in my parents got him a hand carved. This, however, is a kid even looking at it like, unlike others, where most beautiful things I've ever seen,

and he was so excited and then he had in his back pocket and he sat down on the current broke it and he was very upset and that's a sad story. Are smokers old man, pants respect and discuss guys always slacks, just slacks, twenty four: seven: U S invasions, Billy Boy, Logan face Ella from Jolly Old England. Both anyway knows about invasions it somebody from England. Let me no luck the troubadour episode. Thank you. We're gonna be trying to do another one. In August Knocker, try were deafening gonna, do it like that's, become my pet projects. By can do so. The positive obviously are not connected with the EU, I will try to save. Do what I can to help them stay afloat, so they can continue recall. You commented on the? U S being invaded and can confirm that

has been a few, including an invasion from Britain. After the? U S, ride to invade Canada. Or of eighteen, twelve. Well, that's not how they tell the story over here. Where they tell at stories. You guys were fuckin still but heard a bug you fucking ass. In the seventeen seventy substance, the war of twelve was a conflict deserting burn down the White House, the wharf. Meanwhile, I believe I was a kid like five between the United States and its allies against Great Britain and its own allies, including native Americans, that Britain was protecting. Fuck you, you weren't, protecting the native Americans. You are using them for your own fuckin best interests. You fuckin t drink and can't It began when the? U S declared war in June. Eighteen, twelve, And ended when a peace treaty agreed, earlier was ratified by the. U S and eighteen, fifty notable, Events include the burning of Washington.

Two! Why haven't I read up on this war, this other? a powdered, wigs and all that extra clothing that just boards the shit on me. I hate fuckin period pieces. All I almost said Shakespeare. Shit like that was even remotely seventeen eighteen hundreds. I don't really know what it was She can't write anything everything moves. Shakespeare already did that already well, maybe because no one had done it yet, which makes him a maverick. So me still, but I ll give it up to the guy anyway it began: ok notable invents included the burning of Washington in DC? I believe is what you mean in August, eighteen, fourteen, the bridge Army assaulted, Washington cause President medicine in the government to flee I love her sky rights. As you know in And you guys lost because we still fuckin eating take us out of anywhere right. You didn't take us back over I'm still,

Victory unless you just trying to prevent us from fuckin now you try make a overview burned down our capital income on anyway and with our we'd pocketbook blew up Germany, but then we stayed right. I don't know In August, eighteen fourteen, the british Army assaulted, Washington, causing president prison met, President Medicine and the guy to flee. They then proceeded to burn down the capital, building that house the Senate in income I know what it houses after burning the capital. Here then we burn down parliament which housed Margaret Thatcher. Let me fuckin explain your country to you. I know she's dead. Now she was. I was a tough brought there. Huh after burning the capital, the British Tibet is a lot of people in Ireland, wanna FUCK and hate Fucker Jesus. What did I just start up after burning the capital? The british turn northwest up Pennsylvania Avenue toward the White House then burnt that

down to. Yeah. I remember that it ended in a peace treaty. We like I may we don't need Canada and the start of good relations between both countries following the deaths of thousands. In addition, at least three thousand american slaves escaped across. British lines. With the british lines we running candidate. That point. I guess you were the many other slaves simply escaped in the chaos of war and achieve freedom on the wrong. That's a great thing: the British! old, some of the newly frites Q imagine being in a fucking country you're, not from why things Yeah yeah running and you just now fuck and woods, and then what do you do? Take our own not with those assholes anymore, but I'm still not home. I want most brutal things ever the British that'll some of the newly free the slaves in Nova, Scotia, four hundred Fraid men were settled in New Brunswick. The american protests that Britain is fairly to return, the slaves violated the peace treaty, corset

dead because we wanted to make money off of me. Then you constant stubbornly your freedom, you tat, The shit out of me didn't give many good jobs, go fuck yourself, Do this? You are the better white people bullshit to make Can you know we're all bad? This was Is this all my one sided interpretation? Yes, because that's how history works? Well, I enjoyed here in your side of it by the I'm in the army and have spent months living and working as the only right alongside you S, troops. You should know I've heard all your shit talkin before and given play back. There must be a lot of fun. You ve been trashing the UK, as you read this course I did. And by the way my teeth are great and I do love tight Please go back to the UK. Soon. Thanks go fuck yourself. I love going over there. What did you say? I mean Jesus Christ, my fuckin dead brain dead, brain old brain whenever you want to call it.

That made me want to read up on the war of eighteen, twelve. I think, because you guys burned down our capital. That doesn't seem to be a lot of you know he noted we lose that. Let me look at up. I need as well just gonna scrape was at the Vietnam of the eighteen hundred hang on a second here who won the war of eighteen Twelve already we go Britain, effectively of one won the war of eighteen, twelve. But no wonder they gloss over that by successfully defending its north american colonies. Wow I didn't know we were doing that. I always wondered why we didn't fuck with Canada, but we did you guys, gave us the all right, they're Fred, you drove all the way down. You fuckin burn down our cap. What I'd say: you're one that one

but for the british to war with America had been a mere side, show compared to its life or death struggle with the polling in Europe and give a fuck about that. Well,. We won the battle of Lake Erie, gaining control of the lake, and they see? No wonder now: it's split in half. All right, I'm in I'm all it! Thank you so much for the moment I want to read all about that- I'm I read all about fucking, Wikipedia and Fuckin Click images and talk about the part cast like a fucking know something rights stoppage about people on a beach. I read that when our advice into now I'd say that got to do whatever the fuck you uncle play. Guitar get your dick sucked. I don't give a fuck our advice, in tips on improving one's wit, Jesus Christ, for my region, Carmody, classier geez

Dear Billy Boy bag. First of all, about Billy speed back to change up everyone's well. First of all love, you work, you're, funny, cunt old freckles. Thank you. I got a question. It would like some tips about being witty and coming up with funny joke First of all, don't be witty. Cuz witty is not funny, it's not funny actually witty is listen. This weird area of humor way, you're you're, risking getting your aspect. I can explain it has this something with the rubbing. The chin, many Funny jokes, slash comments regularly in conversations specially in social situations like at work. I work in an hour and have a desk job, not corporate or strict, fairly relaxed? In one thing, I've noticed in this kind of work. Environment. Biomass is the vote. Of humour that some people And how valuable it is for them as by Susan colleagues is

as bosses and colleagues, appreciate in value people with humor who doesn't like someone who can make you laugh right apart. Watching and in observing comedy in things like stand up, movies or tv shows what other ways can you suggest that can help improving one's wit. So as a bonus, it is and attract Trade for the Ladys, The way please don't cancel your Montreal show cheers My God, I literally forgot that I was even doing that fuck and Blind just reminded me that was self fucking. Looking forward to that bono's will play a fuckin parking lot in Ottawa Listen this! This weird thing I think, like. Being funny, it's like having rhythm either you have it or you don't, and then you get different in

Haven't you have different levels, but this definitely if you are funny, if you were it being funny like anything else. You can get funnier. I think a lot of Funny is saying what you think and being confident. Ok, so I will do what I would do what I was used to say say what you think. You can say what you think anymore, especially at work. I like your tat, he can't get. You could do that When I was a kid you could say that nice blouse wish it were fighter you're, never getting a promotion. Can can't do that shit anymore. I don't know what to tell you. There's no way without me, knowing in seeing health funny how I can even trying guide you, but

Are you funny that's my question. I can't tell you, though, trying to be funny is: is The funny of somebody trying to be funny is the effort. It's now what they're saying so summit Funniest people I've ever met. My life are not even trying to be funny so oh. Yeah, I don't nobody. I dont know what to tell you, FUCK China, give you something here. I know it's attracted to the Ladys. If you fuckin straight up and honest with them. If you tell him what the fuck you why? What your intentions are? It's what's goin on here. While I try to get laid on, don't really sees a girlfriend, you just have fun. Did you really hard made love the bang?

don't say it like. That is other ways of being, as I don't know what to do here body yet look. Just keep swing it day. Just keep swing in a you know, something if you start getting laughs. If, if I could, what you're trying to do, let's just say, you're doing open, makes it work. Ok, the beginning, its all about having the balls just to tell the joke right in a fit. Arms just make funny yourself No, that's what I get for trying to be funny. When am I gonna, learn that I'm not body of use make funny yourself and then with Laugh you gonna get more confident should be more relaxed, more relaxed, more confidence, you're gonna be funnier How funny you that you're gonna get it all comes down to the gifts that you were you were given. I don't know, that's the best advice I can give. You are right that That is the park. Yes, thank you for all the emails, great quest.

This weekend, thanks their young kid tell me to shut the fuck up, as he was probably right on some level what're, you gonna do and that's it. I think so too, quietly bourbon. The microphone. I apologize. I don't sleep on pot rose, don't sleep on the dutch oven model. Bp is where What's that get to see the model to other MOTO three. If they had one, I don't know. I wonder What's that that American There, on the Morrow JP to the California kid a care, mobile name, a fucking exhausted? I got to put my kids to bed. God bless all your go, fuck yourself and I'll check in on you on Thursday.