Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday July, twenty second, two thousand and thirteen off we go into the wild blue yonder, fuck. I got a bunch of shit to do today. People just like you, even my mom base are busy actually lot of shit out of the way already a walk, my dog around the block. It took a shit. I picked it up in a bag right, unlike the rapporteur fellow I picked it up right and I put it in somebody's bear somebody else's barrel. Which is the right thing slash? Do she thing to do the ultimate neighbourly thing? Is you pick it up and you hold onto a t get back to your own trash cans? You put it in there that right there, that is a class act are right. Then you know

here too, you have may well. At least he picked it up than the current through it. In my trash bow, I can argue, will have enough to trash barrel what he worried that it just gonna smell like rotting, garbage is this shit smell really gonna ruin it. But I understand is the principal your dog at your shit. You know, then you have the last one. People just don't pick it up, but anyways. Anyways people went breaking into cars in my neighborhood man's fuckin every once in a while. I just stopped by here for a while, and they leave alleys really weird city where it's like. You live in a place and one night it's safe and then the next night it isn't You know this, the general vibe and then there's also like the Fuckin roulette aspect of living in

Sandro, so I think they can buy they fuck with cars, because it's the same people frightened its vital spy people run the world and his five people breakin all the windows and steel and shit this car, convinced of it right I have I have. I have information that can back that up. If you want it I'll give it to you, but I would appreciate it if you ve been watching my part just long enough that you would just take me at my own with it. My word actually mean something to you. You know, anyway, seven breakin, these fuckin cars and now as just a knife, I told you have me less than they fuck knows nothing in my car and then they took all my quarters as satchel quarters for the parking meters, because I still can't do want to use my credit card. Is animal. Tell people where the fuck I am yeah.

Whilst the according to your yours, you're fuckin parking made a record you you were there, sir, and I know it's gonna do it. I can get you a cell phone yeah. Maybe they can. But I could say: oh well, I lost my cell phone. Someone else had right. I could come around with the Bothy fuckin down can say someone stole my credit card: I don't know I don't like people watching me all the fuckin type. You know. You're kills is the amount of people that I see are happy. The snow did what he did and there's nobody any anywhere in media with any sort of a fucking job. That pays any deal amount of money that is open and their fuckin mouse. Everybody's keeping quiet, good Theo snub, keep brought it. You can stay at my house if you want to Hang out till you're all blows over. You know sit some tv ass, you know,

Did this week, everybody I went out and I bought the body issue. The naked should the nude issue of yesteryear. Why cause I'm a pervert? Yes, why cause? I always liked the forty nine. There's but wanted to see their quarterback completely naked in the. Some lava rocks. Absolutely you got me. I can't but how many times last year, when I was watching of forty nine nosegay, you know this call. A cab predict days, entertaining the watch. What you know will be more entertaining if some value get down on all fours on some fucking lava rocks like He's gonna do a hundred yards dashed into the ocean. That's what I would really like now. You know I bought it because somebody told me Gary Player was on the cover. That's what I was told by my Gary play. That guy, like fucking a hundred years old. They acknowledge, like seventy. Seventh, you know.

And I go he's an unbelievable shape. You know me: I'm obsessed with not becoming too fat. Fuck right People call that having a body issue in oak as they want to stopping a jelly and writs crackers late at night. You know that they stuff into ice cream You know it's funny uses mean as I am. The fat people live slowly begun to its just according to this guy last week it I'll take him, as is like every fair personal distances, I'm beginning to shame people into losing weight, and I think that that would be a great shove. It would be just like biggest loser as far as the amount of yelling, but it wouldn't be a motivational I'll, be like the opposite. And then it will cause a controversy and then they would be people do in that split screen on tv. You know you got the house than any got the two people like you now

What what? What do you think person I've never heard of before? I think it's right. You know. I think these that talks about time. Somebody call them a fat fuck. What do you think about male person, or course you have to have the motherly side of this. Just take the people have to understand that the food issue, this negative reinforces we're, still exists in schools where by the Gulf WAR paths to withdraw. To keep Nigel. I started like the Fuckin House, whose exploring the whole problem can then sit there romanists and shaking his head. You know me, you know it's funny, all three of them in that moment. The rugged and paid Ramaker money For the large debts in the ashes of so many people these days, and I like to think that that's the true tat the tragedy,

You know I like to think right now that I'm think outside the box, the ice box. I guess I guess you could call it what's the deal so. I got the body issue. As you know, a bug me with this fuckin trend, like the fuckin Tattoos, that people have been orders in particular. What is it in particular bill? I dont like people who write fucking inspirational shit on their body, like you know, and they always have in place- you know they're always, but for a lot of times they haven't fucking place, we're only I can really get a good look at it. So there's no way for me not to take. That is like what you think, I'm a fucking more unlike you have life all figured out that you know

You got a right that shit on your body, where the hell is it? What the hell is this fucking person who this fuckin golfer beautiful woman right, nineteen fifty kind away, yet a little houses that are all made out a techie tax and we found missionary only to have more kids, they a blue eyes. They are brown eyes and they all say. Fuck aid raises shit, but it's the ninety fifties and nobody knows better. Sorry, that's a waterfall It's just for us. It's the ninety fuckin fifties, so this woman, That's some of the worst thing. I've ever done well that he was out of bed to me so. This fuckin lady. Her name is currently both gorgeous little diesel there on the drive and range looks

get Manhattan Drive and some golf balsam sure people go and buying their fuckin yachts. You know all said Gore wiser that naked woman playing golf and I was invited to that party. I don't have enough money. I thought I knew Bloomberg too so anyway, she has written on the side of her body all right. It's I've started away. First thing then goes down to whatever that that piece of meat is that's between its same level? Is your ass chief? You side, society? I hope I guess you call it right. Is that what is called in the medical field, so anyways speed of war, When has something I can't even read the first. It looks like this symbol for pie. I don't know what it is. She has written on the side of a body of whatever. Is not Jesus Christ? I can't read this: whatever is not the stars to hold our destinies, but in ourselves or a destiny. I can't read it it's too far away, but I just don't why why why

People do that is that the one she's hook up with some guy right, these banger doggie style and economy Sovereignty looks at any rate that, unlike what she supposed to take, that idea is bitches deep. Their endless guys get him to try to be little fairly. Fair and balanced the Spirit of Fox NEWS here. Why totally leave one way, but I try just say a fair basis was lids. Let's search this right now, shall we tat two sayings right, click on there. We got some images here right, always beautiful girls with sentences. It's like not only did

to enjoy their beauty? They they get to help you out with life. Let's see what we got here, let's view all images or make I'm begging you can't. I write this gorgeous woman she's doing that thing was she puts a thumb dinner, forgetting belt lupin, Pulsar Jamestown a little bit, that's like the classic when you have like them. Bathing suit Edition of Sports illustrated the always gotta have like for you. Future women There are male models. I think guys get away with the two. What you do is you totally naked ye have little speed ozone and you're not shown enough skin, So then you gotta take a thumb. You stick it in the sky. You pull down a little bit, and then you have this look in your face like why. So they happen all right. She has on her side, fall down. Seven times stand up eight if it truly a strong person keener can't you just you know.

Here that just like, remember it, I am enough. The way I am this woman has this. Not her rough collar bone, and it goes right to the yard, the ball and socket joy tat, whatever the fuck you call it evolved joint there in his shoulder. I am enough. The way I am you know like. See. That's all I want to do is just give her a hub patter on the head and just be like I'm sorry, your parents did whatever they did to you, I'm sorry they didn't say the things they needed to say. What is this person have knowledge.

The french say no, it's pretentious in for night why you'd have their honour. This is my favorite one. This guy has this written on his wrist. Take a chance. They don't come much bigger than this, so whatever the situation is be, it meets the girl of his dreams or some hooker who doesn't have a condom. He looks down at his wrist and that's what it says right this bombing. I was in Heaven I was in Hell, believe neither but fear them as well. There were you really in Heaven and where you will help here on earth or did you in another land is fuckin jerk off you pretty unloads trucks, yet it written on the back of his calf. Rightly just a fuckin asshole.

Europe does issues had asshole and then a fuckin arrow pointed right up you fuckin asshole, you know all you pretentious comes with. Fuckin song, lyrics and crap on your body. Can you put him in a place where we don't have look. I don't have to look at economic speak for everybody. I write that guy. If I was a dictator pie was running. After I assassinated or imprisoned, or pistol whipped every fuckin banker I could find. I would then be like our right. You have two options. You really get their fuckin thing removed or you Ever wear shorts again. You're allowed to your underwear is when you walk around your apartment, but that's it other than that. Go fuck yourself. Look at these fuckin people. Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings and g.

Why why I never looked at it that way? Thank God, you wrote that on your ribcage, would you like another fuzzy naval- oh, my god, this girl's got an entire story. Would not back. I just love. This passage out. I always wanted to have it written on my back. I write the shoulder blade tattoo. What does she got here? What is this once a lot of women with the ship written on the backs of different languages, are right, here's to Here's to you adheres to life and laughter I'll, be true I guess you And not a single moment after Jesus Christ, why

in it literally looks like she wrote it on her back and had someone else felt, filleted he's to me his love, never fails is guys get written on both forums. I listened to the. I listened to the brain of my heart. I am I am. I am oh, my god do these are like you, don't think I like about this shit. That they write. Another bodies is that's just a great thing to read during your during a first date. I here's one for you, if you, if you meet a girl with her What tat to like you gotta go in another direction. Right, there's nothing uglier than a for tat to day. Just did you just

step and ours. They are. You know what I'm sure there's a lot of you guys are. Probably most of you at this point. Have tattoos right enough at what point of those things gonna go out to style, as this park has just completely law momentum. I feel like Lenny Bruce when he fucking just kept reading his his court cases. I really got way to enter their tat too. I just fuck it up enough enough with a double every fuck it actually that stupid issues got some bigs dom as peace. On the back of his shoulder thing, you know what I gotta be honest with you at all the same bunches, squiggly squib squabbling Who is always a fisher, a fuckin dragon in there? You know the fuck is wrong with you. Everybody else out. What I want so will the greatest exam.

If it did, was I never get a fuckin tattoo back. You know it's funny back when when I was when I was just the lad and he got tattoos, people is the tail end of getting like cartoon characters like just about four inches away from your dick. You know We get it like a member of the guy had you sent me SAM, but the two guns and set back off. It was just to the right of his package you know. I know another guy. He get the Fuckin Budweiser label. That's what you got. You know you didn't sit there and have to be like fuckin.

You know. A stitch in time saves the sorcerer who gets up early and catches the worm, but your fuckin cards. You know, I keep it your tattoos, I, like you, know it's branding, you there's someone not worthy of talk to giving us. You have me this weekend. Can you walk around when you see people have those? And would you just read them just pointed them like you're in that vision of the body? Snatcher just go, in a book and walk away. Not do it don't you know. I told you to listen to me why the fuck was able to talk about the cigar. Guess what did this week or freckled face bill. Guess what I did you know. I'll year ago I wrote a fuckin motorcycle whatever, with dirt, like rain, actually took a more cycle safety course. It was. It was a day and a half, and I gotta tell you manner, was fuckin exhilarating a terrifying. So

Actually I passed the class. Somehow I don't think I should have do my little. U turns ADA put model foot down there. Now is a great fucking time. So basically outwork was you rode for light for hours, and then he had a class. I realize how spoiled I am: is a fucking human being. You know just having the life that I have when I don't have a boss and I basically do whatever the fuck I want. I have not been in a classroom and I just immediately had I just text me back to why I chose the route I chose. I just like the class from situation, but this was, I was actually a great time, but he's Amelia had anxiety and unlike half paying attention to them and then, in the end there Ok, now we're gonna do the test went right back to when I was like an eighth grade. I gotta get him not feel this.

Like no one has ever failed this and like all good pressure pressure, I'm a moron was sitting at the table in everybody's fuckin finish before I was like there was like. I don't know forty people in the class. I think I finished thirty. Seventh. As far as completing the test is fifty questions. I get fora ethnic, some with African out, but somehow I passed and down. There was funny I've, never flipped love. So much of my life on a decision was taken Am I gonna get a bike. Show just get a dirt by judges know how to do this, and then you know, I don't want to learn how to write a motorcycle. You know I grew up in the eighties. Alright, I watched a lot movies and one of the things that I always was envious of the action heroes aside from their oiled up fuckin eighties lifting waits, no squats ever body

This was the fact that, no matter what vehicle they approached only with the keys always in it, they knew how to drive it. They know how to drive everything from a dumptruck to a fuckin helicopter airplane. They could sale. They could fuckin do anything so. You know it's common up where you know we gotta raise the dead ceiling again. Eventually, the waves gonna hit the beach and there's gonna be a period where you could quite possibly be getting chase on the street by an angry fuckin mob. As is everything goes the shit you know. So at that point it would be nice. If you had the ability to whatever escaped vehicle you meet, you ran into, you, could actually just jump and just be alright with it right Sebastus alone fuck

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Stephen Seagal, Chuck Norris, they never I challenge you to find anything that they fuckin ran up to any those movies that they did not just ski fuckin, Motorboat Sailboat Submarine Carbine Helicopter Fuckin plane with with only can land on water, those keys or the tires, doesn't make a difference. They can instrument raided. They everything everything they could be on a fuckin playing a commercial airlines. It somehow kill the person next import ahead over their face without anybody noticing crawl down into where the luggage is and they jump off the landing gear and do a fucking mind

at the end of the the runway. They were unstoppable, so I batted motorcycle all right. I can drive a car stick or regular, and now I can drive a motorcycle, I'm just check and off the list. I ever they in Athens. Experience now is actually really fascinating and it made me a better driver and I actually have much more appreciation of of this scale. It takes to writer motorcycles. Now, like a car, you know shit bill now, but just shit that you wouldn't think like I didn't understand all that went into just going around a turn on a motorcycle and out not only D hit the do not hit the break, but if you hit the break your actually gonna, you know, you're a crash. You got judge looked through the whole turned judge you speed and then fuckin power. Your way through it

for he had tents. I'm gonna go Lahti among, like I was there. I got. This is easy that we go into the classroom like anybody seen a get excited like biologist, wrote a bike for four hours ago it up the third year down shift in this is fucking great, and then I went into the class in one of the things you know that discussion there, like anybody, ever see a motorcycle acts that are better more cycle. Action, if, like fuckin, almost everybody earlier have to class, puts their hands up. They start telling stories in this. One guys was like a pair romantic in his going like gay and all I saw this guy was go like ninety kid a car had, In his heart came out of his chest, yet he stories and I will sit there unlike like laugh and myself- are what the fuck my signing up for here. This is insane and then what

the guy was teaching the class who looked like he was born on a motorcycle and was fucking. You know wrote the same way was obviously instructors. Fucking great right bikes even had a story of a couple months ago here you know I had some sand in those vexing. You know I'm going over the fuckin handlebars and unlike keep my body, relax and I'll take it in my head is like do you went down? You went down right this guy. Tell me I just look like he was just made. The right of fuckin views had that. I write a motorcycle look is opposed to me, looks like some do. She goes to take a safety court. Have you stick and this guy went down This guy's any empty talk about people's hearts coming out of their chests and just like what this is fucking stupid. You know so

I don't know where I think I'm just gonna, maybe just right or dark, is what I'll do it can have a right of bike out here and there lay beside you notice, I'm old enough to know it's fucking stupid so where I think I'm gonna. If I'm gonna do it, I just get like dirt bike, and I put it back on my truck drive out of the city and other people texting get to where the trail is and then just ride around on dirt. Nine or you can soon be look actually margin figure of Europe in all Roma people, not detergents. Try now, I understand, is risk with everything. But ah you know. I think it's a good thing that I waited till. I was forty five to learn how to write a motorcycle, because if I was thinking if I was twenty one,

I would just I wouldn't give a shit ass. I can happen me. That's not gonna happen to me. Like you get older and by the time you my age, shit is happening you or some close friends, so you kind of like I you know that could happen to make kind of, like my heart, in my chest on this side of my ribcage, I gotta tell you, though I definitely got the bug and it's the most fuckin fun I've by the second day I was actually getting frustrated because I was thinking like I'd want to take this action ST I'm sick of speeding up and slowing down. I just want to drive this fuckin thing and I don't know don't worry, I'm not gonna go out. Do that and let me do that dumb shit. This is exactly what a lot of people do, one the money

finally get to where they want to be in life, which is where I feel I am somewhat tickets. Is a comic get some acting gigs every once in a while. You know he got a little free time. What do you do you pull it? John Denver, you gotta get a pilot licence yet AL. You fly some experiment of aircraft for next thing. You know those that I think are songwriter right. So that's definitely the back of my head, but I'm thinking it's gonna. Let me get one anyway to be honest with you, there's probably a good thing, but you know she didn't she was saying now she did the classic thing like. Why do you want to fight like you know, have all these toys? What is it with? guys and have you know you you have you and I wonder why have I got my truck because you get you guitars inside Europe set with because I'm a joint life and she's like now. You know, I think she does does want me to get one.

Though she tried to do that stupid argument that the motorcycle was this extension like it's like you, Dick, like you guys like it's between their legs and they ride. This thing demonstrates this: like I don't know what the fuck that is about when I was right for less today's at no point was, I think, about my dick other than thinking like. I hope I don't follow. Doug, one I'm going fast enough, then I get road rasher, my dick. That would be the only thing I only wish I wish she took the class with me. You know that's. What I was actually take would be great if she took the fucking class with me and she would you see how much fun it is. It's fun. Fuck you know. So I got the bug now I get the book and I was looking to motorcycles

Last night I was telling her eyes to look all I wanted to. I was gonna, get like the Honda Rebel, the fucking two. Fifty that's exactly what I should get when I start up by get somethin else, I'll kill myself and she starts. You know, look up. Those stupid do caddies, which were cool about until six months ago, now every douche bag out there hasn't, like everybody, seems to have one of those fuckin thing. So. I looked at the new Harleys and I don't like it. I think, they're ugly, the kind of lost that way. They literally still look meaner, so I'm just going to get. If I'm going to get one, I'm either going to get a dirt bike or I'm going to get this little fucking Fifty. I think the speedometer only goes up like seventy or eighty I don't Tell me what you what you guys think this is, and this is gonna, be one of those extreme conversations Believe me. I've heard all the things get a motorcycle you might as well by the coffin to go with. It is not a helmet. It's a brain,

walk it. I've heard all that shit. I don't know. Just do. It does seem like a lot of fun right. You know if I, if I get one, only be willows douche bag who gets like a little to fifty and I'll have like all the gear on I'll be dressed like all Samuel than if he ever wrote a motorcycle like completely overprotected fucking Robocop pseudo. I just ride around my neighborhood. Never never get out a second gear anyway. So that's what the fuck I did with my weak, but you know it's got to know, though. If I ever get chased by a bunch of people with Hatch down the street may happen upon a fuckin motorcycle and there's a little key. Their provided it's not an old one, with models on the other side of the shift or whatever the fuck. It is obvious

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You can look at all of that. That's amazing and what the tv many want. Evil box works on a second tv from the couch, the kitchen from the many van to thirty five thousand feet up in an airplane tv makes tv about a thousand I better than you go right, think Bang. That was easy. Was it. All right. Let's get back to the so anyway, some looking at the body issue here and I am telling you to get inspired Gary player because, like. Seventy seven years old. I forget what is it five seven weighs about fifty five here It is high school wait areas, areas who he is called for I too was body here he said a great man in it What worries five seven hundred and fifty pounds I gotta read this quote that he didn't have to have tattooed on his tattoo was body here. You said a great man in India said to me, Mr Player, the less you eat longer you live in.

In society, its each eat plenty and die young. I'm seventy percent vegetarian. This morning I didn't have any fats, no bacon, no sausage, no powder, but I'm a normal human being. I ever snickers If I want one, I'm not a martyr am duty get. If that's not something to aspire to Euro. I suppose it was fifty. I wasn't fuckin, I mean I'm taller than the guy, but because it is Highschool weight, You know we can still see fit into his pocket, tuxedo that he wore back and when he did the Benny Goodman. You know what's funny about that. Vegetarian shit, you always fight it right. You sit there. Guy got to have some me, you gotta blah blah blah blah blah blah, tell you viewed a giant salad. Every day you gonna be writers rate. You can eat a stake it afterwards. You can feel like you, have a fuckin shoe and your stomach you gotta taken net. Yet you know your body shuts down the red meat and potatoes right.

You know: goddamn. Well, you gotta, take a nap. You really have to focus sleep it off. You know you never sleep up a salad people, that's what I've learned is I've got an older. I gotta stop fighting it. You know, I want the mediators to be right that make sense once Edith pockets. Don't you want cheeseburgers fries to be the right way to go question do. What I'm telling you. How did I mentioned. I finally ended tomato out. Oh my god, my little modest garden dude. I gotta tell you. It was one of those fuckin, unbelievable experiences of my life. It was. It was like. I don't know what the fuck I was eating for the first forty five years of my life. I gotta tell you, don't do it if you want don't. This is great. I get tomatoes grown rare for my. Cucumbers and peppers, I'm on my way and we have a bunch of fuckin veggie grown out there. I know it.

A motorcycle right, so I just have a bag of virtues, always ready to go. That's that's my yeah. That's my game point, but the thing is is ever if anybody on my block knows my game plan, they listen to this. The novel, Do you still my vegetables night and puts a piano wire process? That's gonna, be the enemy. You know when that makes sense. Are here you go. I just got a text message answering a question. I would have this tattooed on my body. Hang on a second I've been plain lotta drums. Lately, everybody and I've been fuckin with that. Zeppelins song in my time are dying and I never know how to cook

The count it in for the bar there that bad at best, be you do. You know any starts off when the fucking drums come in. I never I I can't fucking do I knew I kind of thought was maybe for forest like at the outset. Here all you dramas out here. This is coming from a professional drummer. It's in four, for, if you mean the Big Tom had switch, I do they are one, what they are one and of one and of to get the fuck towards one end and is it I thought was: can.

Against the guitar rifted opens. The song starts off on the end of four: that's what it is, and one and two and three ok, ok, you motherfuckers soliciting I loved about Zepplin is always did that little tricky shit so that Danner steps on the end afford an ok with that most boring thing ever to hear me turn figure that shit out what the hell are they talking about? Oh, hey, I'll, I'll, major fuckin apology last week in a way of the apologies every week. So last week I was, in about I gotta get his fuckin name here. The guy one Wimbledon may look this year, Wimbledon two thousand thirteen, some Marie right. What's his name,

I'm here Andy Murray and I set out for the first time ever. Congratulations the first time ever in english guy. What the fuck is, the Wimbledon turns out. The guy was scottish, so right there I gave Andy Murray is props and instead of calm, but then I call them English, which is a classic exam of what there is some cold motion? Only assembly semi some audio, that what the fuck and scottish accident I apologized everybody in Scotland, people's garland can't stand english people, you know. Actually most people in Ireland can't stand a maybe they're, not there not a very well liked group of people, and you know why people just eight, not you know, just eight, not about fucking successful. They are with the kingdom right Great Britain, the English empire, the guy. You know something that they like a franchise that got bought out.

You know like member back. In the day there was Kinko's everywhere you went whirling blockbuster. They like the blockbuster video of fucking empires. Actually every empire is after, while you just get by by something else, I would say that our empire, the United States, where like blockbuster unlike two thousand six, you don't you see the writing on the wall? Bob's! That's it right there. You can't be a topic. Shit come to an end here, people sums gonna fuck. It happened right, so you gotta get your. Shake you, gotta start growing tomatoes and he got to learn how to drive ride sale. Any fuckin thing, that's out their fuckin moron. I don't have anything to talk about this. We people I'm not gonna, lady. I got nothing. Ok, Usually I talk about sports. It's all. I know what I can talk about in the wonderful wide world sports.

If anybody seen Nellie going off on coolby or discussing Cobby ha, that's why I, finally, I feel better Katy somebody else's saying he's talking about the White Howard, the White Howard leaving go, and maybe he doesn't want to play with Cobby. So funny, Stephen Smith is they're gone blasphemy blasphemy, as is he still has Nellie, is credit, has the audacity to criticise copyright, that's. Why loves DNA Smith, gazettes, the funniest thing insane blasphemy like Nellie, is talk About the sun, God, that's how blinded Stephen a Smith is about criticising Kobe Bryant because of his friendship. What that guy and protecting his interview? Stephen a Smith! I know you can't say it come on come on man. You know you got a deal, could be brought that day in the history of NBA basketball. There's never been another guy.

Whose gotten more help get in five championships, did Kobe Bryant our right. The same way, the Celtics piled on two thousand eight in the I am you, hate the last couple of years, Kobe Bryant every year result teen like that, and I'm talking to my body, Jason LAW had their say in a brown on the rumours he's gonna opt out so Carmelo Anthony and that both gonna go to allay how much what fucking help does this guy need on fuck, unbelievable but like See what I Psmith, can you ever addressed this? If you some out, somebody said this to you, because I am a huge fan. Aright explain this to me at the risk. You saying blasphemy, as I say this, how a player like Kobe Bryant can walk off the court twice this year during horrific losses, walk off on his own team, tell me how that does not breed resentment in the locker room are right and how

when shit like that all year does not end up with your focus our centres saying I'm leaving. I write I'm not saying that you know Mr Howard, then fuck and fall short right. I just eighteen, the White swipe strike out their white spell it. Do you age white, I I'll do it. How do you steal a couple moved from a king and a cup moves from Kevin? The care of these can be fuckin unstoppable and he had a look on his face, like maybe he was gonna commit to doing that for at least four days before he's gonna have that silly gridlock? How pretty I m and look up my arms are no give a shit anymore that he brings to the court every night. Do you realize if you include Stephen eight Psmith, that I just criticized about forty foot of a human being

your Stanhope. They could all kick my ass, a robot, Stephen Psmith. I think I could take him to the ground joke about with his tie. Who knows blasphemy blasphemy, but that's gonna, Youtube videos are the week. You gotta see and then I also have a great deal. I was watching any child network this weekend, any child network underrated date. They just you know what they did they just AL. You know they just showed every islanders clinching game during their therefore year dynasty that they had from eighty two. Eighty three and I got this great clip after the boot repeated nor stars- I think, a nineteen eighty when Nystrom had that overtime go fuck. It unbelievable passed two and one of the sort of brothers you just called up from the minors and the interview- and it's just like it's just was the

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Some question question me on this, so I started to do research and basically that's nowhere close to the limit humans can consult I've consume. I think ten leaders a day safely. Is that what you think do you can die drink too much water like people? Please don't go out and ready to go. Straight right, since thanks for the three carmody by the way, that's what the reverse of cold lotion thanks for the free comedy by the way, what's the reverse of coal lotion like when you get podcast out late, Monday or Tuesday, yet we didn't get the Pakistan Monday, but guess what Tuesday morning we're gonna have one you guys would just never get beyond the fact that the Monday morning podcast and it's my Monday morning- forty four on Monday morning on recording this ok, I just like you guys. I see that my world my Monday morning, not yours, go fuck yourself.

You know it's funny. Is this guy sinner, like thrown out state fear and then the end. He goes human Can consume, like I think tat leaders at day safely, so anybody listening to this don't drink like I think ten leaders a day find out how many can have an over what amount? What period you know look you can have thirty drinks in a month, but if you drink I'm right in a row, you know, I don't think that's a good fuckin thing, so there's gotta be a way to stop to space it out right now. Harry, I write the truth behind Jimmy's. Last week I was talking about Jimmy's. I heard it was racist. The reason why you know so you come sprinkles or something like up in Boston threes, why the column Jimmy's that was a reference to Jim Crow away. Look a couple, a Jimmy's over and then allow sprinkles being chocolate in color. It didn't translated over

and this guy saying that I am wrong. I write bill of your podcast in his great to see you getting more and more recognition from Massachusetts and heard your comment on the podcast about Jimmy's, possibly originating as a racist term. This is above this myth in the history of Jimmy's, is innocent and actually philanthropists pic. I can ever said Edward Philanthropist Fight, and whenever I see it, I can't sit philanthropic Adena, Phil answer. Pick, Phil Anthropic Philanthropic, so please don't get sucked into these urban myths. Just because you heard from some Idiot Cunt seems that ever you boy, these types in your act anyway start you would find this interesting and go fuck yourself, the gym, story, is below. There is nothing racial about the name Jimmy's and there are no connection whatsoever with the gym. Prologues Jim Crow laws were anti african laws that many

Southern states past following the civil war, and they had nothing whatsoever to do with Match Massachusetts now wasn't Jim Jim profiles was based. Please separate, but equal, and it was never equal. It was separate shit here, but called equal correct that what it is It was obvious, distort the bring a family of Boston was in the restaurant business in the early nineteen hundreds nineteen eleven based on a request, a book West not are not a request. A request from the patriarch, the Peter Brenton Brigham Hospital was founded. It later merged with the Boston lying in hospital is now known as the Bringin women's hospital. Three. Years later, nineteen fourteen, a sun, Edward L, Brigham started the ice cream. Restaurant in Newton CALL Brigham's. I remember that place brings

later became a chain of restaurants. Nineteen, twenty seven Sidney fate, farmer graduate Jesus Christ. It's gotta be this long guy, just tap out to say, you're right, nineteen, twenty seven Sidney farmer graduated from Harvard Medical School and became a pathologist. Peter bed bring up hospital Jesus to Fuckin log in eighteen, twenty nine came a resident just at the child's hospital. Meanwhile, nineteen thirty, I can't I can't fade out a backlash. Pennsylvania thought it I'll give you just get to the fucking point that land person you called just born, introduce chocolate grains that could be used as a dessert topping the man who ran the machine that made the grain was Jimmy Bartholomew, so the Grange did Grange became known as Jimmy's. You know,

The thing was sounded great you at all these dates and all these long names of hospitals, and they like that when some guy named jimmy- and he came up with them fast forward to nineteen forty seven doktor farmer established the children's Cancer Foundation known as data farmer. Cancer is to the next year nineteen forty eight doktor farmers tablets to fund raise money for children's cancer, a twelve year old boy name in nice. To stop Us- and this is such bullshit. This point. These names are too long. Became the poster boy. He attracted wide spouses, the Jimmy Fund. We widespread attention. After nineteen forty eight radio broadcasts for the purpose, keeping the boys and remedy it was agreed that the posted boy should have a more all. America sounding name, because no care about an Our Gustaf isn't enough to stop Watson once you have your papers, Peter Bread, Brigham Hospital, where Doktor fibre first participated, supported the fun, bring

Restaurants also decided to help raise money for the institute by offering to put chop a grades on top of ice cream crowds and sundays for an extra petty. They got the grains from the just born company which sold them is Jimmy's. The petty went into the fund when you got Jimmy's the boys Nick they became Jimmy. The fund became known as the Jimmy Fun Jimmy. Was a big fan of the Boston, brays baseball team. Today they are the Atlanta Braves holy shit. Now we got the history of baseball when the brain move from Boston. Nineteen. Fifty three, the Red Sox took over the sponsors did the Jimmy Fund. That's how the sprinkles became known as Jimmy's. Well, you know what sir like, if that is an all true that is the greatest filibustering ever all right, we'll fucking column, Jimmy's again, because you said so another anew

can't you as a bunch of dates with hospitals and all of that and now you know the rest of the story. Jesus fucking Christ was that long. You know it's funny. You heard all of it now would be great to see if he could, how much you could actually remember and repeat A bill: how did the name Jimmy's come along? There was a guy who, like dice, craving new somewhat Osborne than a guy named Christophersen got sick, and then there was Jim showed up with the ice cream, Zelda you'll call Jimmy's ego, let's that sounds. How came up public service announcement for divorce listeners he built a couple weeks ago. You'd vice divorce, guys to go to another city to increase their chances of getting laid by good fortune

Did I say to you that I'm just trying to fill our rubber say that another I read it back. It doesn't make sense to me. I concur. Ok, I guess it does make sense. Allow me to provide a public service to these guys and save them. The trouble of trying to figure out where to go get to Amsterdam, gentlemen, I moved here for years ago from Canada in its bed insane there a couple, a reason for this, none of which has to do with we'd or hookers, though you can go that route. If you want reasons dutch women gorgeous with bodies sculpted by a lifetime of dairy products and writing a bike as a definite bonus, their board

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You can get by your easily on English. Everyone's speaks. It really well thrown a couple of dutch words shit that you can learn on the plane and you ve up your chances by another thirty percent anyway. You haven't boys go fuck yourself, obstacle, frigates, self, canadian, politeness yeah! You know that's somethin! I wish I knew back when I was a single man. Just get your ass to a different country in your inch entered instantly, you're interested you have an accident, you know your clothes or a little different, a different perspective. You now you see that these fuckin cons come from an area that love and they like a lot about this there with their fuckin tight pay, She could see the wrinkles in the balls all at the same time. Europe are for the birds, hey belt. I got these two parakeets. My problem is that these little do you don't like me,

I've tried whistling putting them. I don't know you can bet a bird in supporting them with water. They like water, I'm guessing that that's a good thing, parakeets like water and when we asked the Fuckin Jimmy's guy to write a fuckin nine pages on it. I love all upset with that guy cause he actually did. The research is opposed to me who, like oh yeah, I overheard this in a bar saudi ways. This guy's petting is birds, he's fucking get them with. The Waterhouse is West one atom whoop. All the no avail, another only birds, but I feel they hold a deep resentment towards me where you click their wings. You stuck in a cage. I would you feel somewhat cut you fucking nuts off came by starting whistling thrown water at you. You know. I got an idea why only Malo Joppa the cage right once you take them too

those car dad? She had doctors and little boat talks in their fuckin wings. Let fly away when that be annoyed to you. If you are in a cage, the arms cut off can elbows somebody came up rather than whistling they started speaking English speaking English at you. I guess I think it's because I yelled at them now. Here we go because I think they were sent me because I yelled at that. What did you hear? What what are they doing? I shall know what. Basically I discovered them for pooping in their water dish, but I had their best interests in mind to do understand a fuckin insane. You are that you feel like you can talk to a bird. You know why? Don't you like not stick the water dish. You know

on the where they do. We need the swing or what I would do as I just get a bigger cage. I get a bigger, fuckin cage. I put the water in the centre that isn't near any those trapeze bars and hopefully they will be at the top of the cage, still shit down on it, or I would accept the fact that it's a bird in a cage and dad it's enough. Basically anything at the bottom of the cage. Minors will be the city addressed right. I will just take that as part of it. I would EL, the birds, but I was just going to scold them for pooping in their water, but I had their best interests in mind. I heard if they do contaminated water can cause a disease that makes all their feathers fall off. While you could also read upon. It is opposed to me who just repeat shit, that they here, because I do a lot for those little guys, but putting jackets on nude parakeets isn't one of them. Even if I wanted to I couldn't they don't even let me pet them, let alone dress them. Do you not a bird guy?

you sure got a dog goes one I originally bought them. I imagine I would have one parakeet on each shoulder. Why hang out around my house, but instead, whenever I approached the case, they freeze in horror every time they do that. I can't help you remember my brother's face when he fell through the ice we had to pull them out. I thought, maybe, if I bought them more toys, they would. That would somehow help to birds motivation. Is it more

Is there motivation? Is you not have an energy like I'm gonna fuckin twisty head off? Do their wings are clips, so they can escape? You got him stuck in a cage, the terrified any yelled at em. I would say more than on one occasion you yelled at them right. You need the fuckin relax our I listen to this. Would you would you wanna be like your job to be in a cage all day? You know and then some you know.

I don't know some giant comes home and puts you it's fuckin shoulders in your whole job is to enhance the giants. Fuckin life. You don't have a livid empathy for the fuckin birds, but I would do is. I would just have a totally relaxed energy and hope that they forget that you're scream datum treated nicely. Don't try to pat him, just don't fuck with me. Every time you come over the gradually be like all. This is the guy who feeds this scale brings water, this guy's on our side. You know, as opposed to the mixed messages that you settle yen birdsong, give a fuck about toy. Do they think they do we set about them a new toy every Friday on my way home from work in this ridiculous amount of toys in the cage and his kicker they haven't played with the single one. Not once. What do you look at the birds outside there? Then? I doubt if the guilty

toddlers toys outside they don't go, oh good, they left and then they go down. They start playing on it's fuckin tricycle, because just stare at me. I took them to the vat, but he spent more time looking at his phone the birds anyways, any advice would be greatly appreciated. I think you should find a bird lover, sir, and give the birds away. And then I don't know. You should get your temper and check before before you. That you'll get your temper check and then, if you want to get a dog like you, want more interaction with the pet. Most people get birds because they can have an interaction with an

Well, but they don't have to walk down the street, and that is very a lot less interaction with them. You seem like you want a bird to act like a dog, slash a little kid like a daddy's, all my bought. You have fire engine boy. Maybe that's Isabel work. You know some of you want the bird to do that. Yeah. Please stop yelling at your birds. They can't above they shit in the water. You know the birds they're not supposed to be in cages, they fly around and they should as they fly. They shit weather branches when they have to go. They go. They don't have any stress, then I shame this water all over the place, in this fuckin cage with little confined area water. What was I supposed to do? Well, I would I know, but the restaurant business our I saw.

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age, as you may have read the subject title this email. You may already know where this is heading. You seem pretty cocky for a guy. With a little DEC He says I recently got into an argument with my girlfriend who move I've been with for a little more than two and a half years where she told me that she wished. I had a bigger dec. Man that yeah, that relationship is overdue. Their relationship is over one or two ways: either one she's just trying to be so fuckin mean to you that you break up with her ass. She doesn't want to be the bad guy or she's. Just such a fuckin,

self involved, human being that she doesn't realise like how mean that is they be like you said he and I like you, I wish TAT were beggar. There will just be the meanest fuckin thing. Why would you say that the somebody that he cared about that's a horrible thing to say, sir? You know what you started off as an arrogant cotton I feel about you. Do that's not the mother. Your kids just take the dick out of the equation. What, if you just said you noses to pay? This is fucking. That's settled. After the terrible person says she goes. I was shocked to hear this and didn't know what to say, there's nothing to say, there's nothing you can do about it. This is the first time shiver. It. Should my penis size also the first time in my life by the way, I guess anybody's ever brought up. To be honest, I don't know that I am not well endowed with my five point: five edge rocket, your little below

So, like a lady is now being me, you know you can grab the rim, but you can't stuff at home. You know to me, and I did a little insecurities about it in the past, but learn to accept it and moved on. I never heard any of my former bed. Part of girls complain and the sex was usually great. I know that it may sound ridiculous, but those few words were heartbreaking. Do here and put a big giants stain on my coffin jazz, terrible thing that she said I haven't felt like having. Ex ever since, and she made out since she may that remark, and I'm afraid it's to be a while. I haven't spoken to hers since the argument. Since I work a lot, we don't live together. I know it's a stupid thing, be upset about no, it isn't sir you're a hundred percent and a right hundred percent the right because- and I usually don't really care about peanuts sizes. But hearing that your small from your own girlfriend

is a whole other story, I'm tickling, typically, not that guy. That gets back in her by pointing out her physical flaws, but I don't know where to go from here given the difficult texting but there. What do I do bill got any advice? Okay, you said you don't know where to go from here. I can tell you exactly where to go right out our front fucking door. That's it! It's a rap, serve its Arap. Ok,. Now, listen, I'm not saying that she's wrong for wanting a bigger dick, ok like

she needs more to satisfier or whatever. She just wants to go out back some fuckin big dick. Do at this point I you know, but her tat is wrong. Ok, you! You were accepted yourself, which is one of the greatest things you can do. That leads towards being happy every day, which leads you to training the people around you respectfully, which leads them to treating you respectfully, which leads to more happiness. She fought with the core, your happiness. You know you felt good about yourself. She pointed out something and made you feel horrible. But yourself it's one of the worst fucking thing she could have done as far as mentally to you at an inn right now. The last thing you want to do is go out and say the same thing to her. I have you really want to do just paraphrase what the fuck I just said.

It just is, I don't know, and I will just leave it- that I get in the childish thing to do is what you really want to get it back. Just say the challenges thing for me to do would point out some some of your physical floors and the great thing is you leave an ambiguous. Ok. Can I guarantee you she's gonna, be in a bathroom there staring at herself. I if you want to get me ok, but do you know what this, but I got tat supports even better. You gotta have this at once known as the self esteem break.

Ok, which you totally in the right here and you just say, listen. I write what you said to me. I thought I used to feel good about myself and what you said to me: mess with the core of my own, my own happiness, and how I feel about myself and that's not what I'm looking for in a girlfriend era, potential, wife and daughter. I just can't see you ever being a good mother. He would say something like that, just something along those lines. I don't I don't. I keep on me, don't call me whatever the fuck. I just said

trying. To paraphrase what the fuck I said, but do this this is of eat. You should feel good about yourself right. You know, you're, not a porn star, but you're. Also, you know you're not like you. You know what she's making out to be here. All right, that's it! He stood still in the games are ok, you're, not part of starting five. Eight. Neither am I in all, but you and I we come off that bench. Ok with a kind of guys will the guys that go in the corners right. Yeah man, that's dead, you're, you're, a hundred percent advice. My advice would be that this girl is is not anywhere near the level maturity she needs to be it the might never even get to that level You're the redeeming thing that I can say to her ass: she has such a difficult time doing what she

To do in life that maybe she want to break up with you for a while, and she did not do it and was building up, and then it was just an argument. Then she just said that or am I don't I'll have you said anything to her? I have no idea how it's funny says. Thanks for the weekly podcast, yet idea what it means to me see one Amsterdam while from what does other guy was writing. Sir there's a bunch of beautiful out there in Amsterdam, yet who the fuck raw right bikes during great God, damn shake go on, go, get, go, go, find yourself, a sweetheart! I d ok, Bulgaria, Bulgaria, everybody a Billy red face. Always second, I gotta be the last advertising. I'm sorry guys got a couple here. We gotta go.

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That will make it even worse? Maven celebrate battle they lost. Serbia's Serbia has been very commercialized over the last ten years and there is a strict code of masculinity amongst the men. Cannot like Americans plus, I don't even know that meet plus the exchange rate is great All over the former Yugoslavia, and instead of booking a hotel, you can rent a very nice apartment for a month and it would actually be cheaper than a hotel because there's no first to last, at least as long as you have cash. Placed crash stay away from Romania. The only good thing I heard about that country is the country which is beautiful

This summer, the rest of the year it looks like appellation, I'm not that mean. I don't know what that is apple lacquer am I always feel like I'm gonna get kidnapped in Europe. I always feel like it's gonna be an eastern Europe. I would think that, and you never hear anything about Bulgaria with the wind what the fuck did. We do. I need to know this gloomy dropping bombs on people in a bad way. We bombs Serbia. Was our now that Croatia, the Serbians Bosnia Herzegovina well fuck in battle and with each other. That's when yugoslavian checklist, Slovakia became independent of Russia, and now they didn't have, common enemy in the Russians because they had pulled out after like ninety ninety, and then they instantly picked up on these wars that had been gone for, like ninety years is now what happened.

America Bombs, Serbia, NATO bombing of Yugoslavia. Reason why I hate you, I say America bombing of Serbia. That's a video o Bill Clinton. Oh yeah. I remember that all Denny bomb them because he fucking was figuring that fuckin refrigerated faced fucking mess of a woman. You make me feel like a younger man, drastic this. Our new policy, the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia was NATO's military operation against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo war. The strikes lasted, but from March twenty. Fourth, nineteen. Ninety nine June chant my birthday, De ninety, nine. The official NATO operation were code, was operation ally, Force

yadda yadda, yadda goals. Nato's objective in the Kosovo conflict was stated in the North Atlantic. Brings me up yet I imagine they said it was something about freedom, but it was really about some sort of natural resource or power. Strategy to put what the fuck is. A guy gets them. My username Margo Adams was a neighbour that poor unfortunate woman. You know naval civilian in our look up Bill Clinton Bombs, Yugoslavia, wait Margo Adams was the fucking checked it. What's his face bank from the Red Sox, there was his

nay stories way bogs, bill, Clinton, bombs, Yugoslavia, there was your name. Was it Margo began with an m the fuckers enabling? Were you stop that cigar thing? I can't we're: a fucking name, armies Cigar Bill Clinton, bombs, Yugoslavia, cigar and see. If that comes up Bill Clinton, What really happened? He was killed. Two hundred twenty four people why Clayton bomb the Serbs are here we go.

Let's just this is too long, you know what I don't know: why did it but Clinton did it. He did it. Ninety ninety die now just look at the ground. Yes, about that. Sorry, yeah, sorry bombed Jesus Christ. What that's a package was weak everybody. I know all over the place as if my life. This is the rapporteur for the show we are now at this over. Don't forget to support all the sponsors or just one of anything you can support. Ok, we got you know you get your well done it legal zone. You get your voice, you boys things he voiced gives you a toll. Free numbers you can take place is calls from anywhere sound the office. You remember it already talked about The stuff now shows over. You got Hulu plastic bench on all those shows you dont like them. You can check out all right, give it to us. You know you don't buy shave gonna dollars, shape club, you wanna, buy the blades eighties fuckin wrap up. You guys heard all of this

before Sarah Maud Tuna wraps go fuck yourself, all right. That's a podcast for this week. Ok come on up this week. Why? My shouting? I am going to be Friday night. I'm gonna be in Boise, Idaho, saturnine Saturday, night, Bozeman, Montana Those shows are not sold out their damn close. That's this the beginning of the red state tour and then right after that, then I have to do my acting gig and I never tell you guys much about the acting gigs, because so many guys I know get into movies or whatever, and then they tell people their own them and then they get cut out or whatever. So I wait till it's in theatres, when it's in theatres and

fully in it than I tell you, I'm in the movie. That seems to be the best way to go about a piles Lahti view. People out there way with a you know, you're supposed to be coming to my fuckin fly over state, and are you not what's the deal? Well, the shows have not been cancelled. They have been reschedule. Ok, So the first to stay the same Boise state. July. Twenty six worse than centre for the for the arts, in both Montana is July. Twenty, seventh, those are still the same. El Paso has been moved. I got change that data my website, but right now, Colorado.

Bolder, Colorado, the new data September, the fourth September. The fifth is the first day of NFL football pop up and try to go to that is I'm gonna be out there in Colorado September, six pikes Peaks Centre, Colorado Springs and then ok, El Paso has been moved to September, twelfth gay. We keep going, we keep Goin and then in November I don't have. The dates appear on my site, yet in November that those are gonna, be the dead. Wood tells Oklahoma Wichita, Kansas Dates will be in November, and for those you asking about my european tour

These dates are already on sale December. Fifth, in Amsterdam December seventh, in London December knife in Dublin December, Eleventh Copenhagen, Denmark December twelfth OS low Norway December thirteenth, I'm in Stockholm, Sweden and rumor has it This is confirmed, I'm gonna be in Iceland. That's gonna be the last one I'm to be in Iraq. The vicar Rick of Veto over the fuck. You say it. I should I just thought of something else that I wasn't gonna say they know I just totally spaced I'll fucking know anyway, I'm gonna be over there and other dates coming up or Helsinki. I'm also gonna be in Glasgow. Scotland.

And I think that's it, there'll be it. Those are all the countries on hidden. I, Iceland, Ireland, Scotland, England, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Copenhagen and now the Netherlands, so there you have it. I write with any luck. I'm gonna go to ITALY, before I do my tour. I wanna sit there. Anybody has any vice anybody listeners podcast over in ITALY. Where should I go? What should I do? I got like three days. I've never been there. Should I go to Rome first. Should I see the Colosseum upon their? Where should I e, because I know everybody out, there's gonna be like we got the bed, the dead, but the Bible, and they don't. I want you to tell me where it that our right, that's it support. Yes, for this week, go fuck yourselves and that's it I'll talk to you next week.