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hey what's going on is billboard is time for the monday morning podcast for monday july
twenty fourth
two thousand and seventeen was goin on how why year i gotta keep
voice down i get my little
little one here is sleeping in the next
i am in new york city i got a little acting gig here
a little movie
in a little city called new york city for the next week
i'll be doing that shit so i'm acting during the day and night whenever the hell they have me doing it and then i'm looking i come home and i look at the scripts that were working on for episode
emily and that's become my life here action
did one spot this weekend i went over to the gotham carmody club
had been there and fuck in years
went over there had a great time and try to maybe popping and do another spot maybe next weekend or something just to get them so i don't forget all my fun
jokes but jesus christ his new york changed i can't believe it like
everybody lives in brooklyn now
i don't know i mean there's a bunch of people still live in manhattan but like i don't know manhattans weird now like
they they took a too far
i remember when i first lifted the manhattan was
it was scary like you
always kind of
being aware of
people around you remember by and like a jew
get bad trot looked tougher than i really was just try anything you could do dick do you know keep that fuckin thing
yeah
and even then i guess it was way but obviously than it was in the seventies and crack eighties and everything giuliani had just taken over
but somewhere along the line in the dangerous took to five
it wasn't like sacramento or something you know
not saying there are dangerous parts of sacramento this dangerous part of it just felt like it this didn't feel like new york like there was just no there was no vibe i guess it was
in a cool euro
families and shaded comes it's starting to feel like a theme park
it's a weird thing to complain about that it's it's like to safe but it's
just
i'll probably just a grumpy old man is definitely not the city i remember so i was out in brooklyn
a rehearsal some of the shit that i gotta do for next week and just going
hu there oh my god i'm a fucking high rise it oh my god
fuck and high rises and shit that their building over there and is it
i am obliged to date this woman that fuckin lived off the g train like fuckin fifteen years ago it was light it was like
i went to another fuckin world
and
are you you go out and what the fuck's gone i don't know
just an old man go there's no way i used me i went over there that's like we're all like they hipsters but even
everybody so aunt i hipster that even hipsters don't dress like hipsters any more but i can still see him you know now
new vibe is sort of like you have like the car
macgregor hair cut
the good charlotte tattoos enclosed in elsie kind of look like does this guy build custom motorcycles
or does he righted tricycle what the giant front we'll you know is he
making his own brew
but he also work on those fuckin breweries here you know it's none of that of the mai
jackson pants i don't quite make it down do you fuckin sneakers
shoes whatever the fuck there so i don't know like
brooklands like it's like nice now out welcome it was jesus christ
what i want to know is waited all those people gulf
when they waited all up like where the widow all the rest of the people go where are those restaurants go where does that
i go all their culture
where the fuck does it go everything just looks like a fucking for
twenty one now in everything system joe
glass luxury fuckin apartment building who the fuck is all this money i thought these fuckin
millennials we're broke they will come out of college with all this
college dead there were no fuckin jobs in all do i was
what are you trying to buy a house right now it's all you ve done it like
try to buy a house in this some chinese guy guy from the
middle east or russian guy that just comes in and just fucking bids all cash i think this is my fucking conspiracy
that russia china in the middle east a wrinkled
with each other now i'd look well we can't like just governed
our bomb on those guys you know the united
dates have nuclear weapons in as we saw in world war two
they will use them not once by twice right so they
i can't do that so i think what to do now is to just gonna fuckin
just slowly by as much as they can imported
these guy
a russian or an air of in all of those in be adobe with infiltrated our country than the
for office then though just switch the whole fuckin thing twice
i like that guy talking about bottle our precious bodily liquids are fluids in dr strangelove out of fucking them
i think this is a part of me in my age where it like you live long enough that you remember how it used to be and now you ve seen a changing its kind of freakin you out maybe that's what it is maybe i'm just one
this guy's been like while you know when i die some day like no one's gonna give a fuck and this is just gonna keep going isn't it i guess i'm not that important anyways
but i got my handheld goddamn recorded here cause
yeah cause i'm on the road and i didn't have any room to bring all my podcast shit cause i get the kid now
that's a fuckin triple packing up all your stuff all this stuff you need for the kid
it's not that bad you just pack it all up and then you just go to curb side
fuck enhance somebody twenty and just be like you just shovel is shit under the plain and that's it then
when those giant willie things when your land
his wheel it out you throw it all in a cab
and you yeah get out and then you get the guy at the hotel you fuckin dead
it's an honor we think it's really not that bad everybody acts like they have to carry
fuck and hold it in their lamp on the plane ride you don't just pay the extra money shovin under the fucking played and be done with it
but my daughter did great on the plane you know i guess kids before they like one years old like the the air pressure stuff doesn't quite bug them as much i don't know why maybe there you
patient groups are so small
i don't i don't understand why it wouldn't but people claim that it does
for those of you who don't understand then your popping thing what
i didn't it's just you
when you take off the air
inside your ear on the other side of your ear drum
is that pressure issue a sand
becomes higher than the
pressure on the other side of the airdrop the outside part right that leads to the
little fuck an escape patch of society head right so there's a difference in
pressure we all know high pressure always goes to low pressure and it takes the most direct route which is pushing against you fuckin airdrop
and then when you land is the exact opposite so when you go
you you're dramas getting pushed out because the pressure is higher there
and then when you land it becomes the opposite i believe that's correct right yeah that's right
as you go back down again the pressure becomes higher
outside you here that's all that's going on then we can explain that to a baby
i was barely able to explain it to you
so anyway she did great on the plane she slept alive
and then when she wasn't you i just got up and i was walking around with their
does your flight attendants loved emigrants lava baby right and fortune my daughter's like really cool get this thing was she just kindness
but she's met so many people already that she's not freed up by people so when
meet someone new she just like
a borderline in a rude wages stares at them and take so like a good like three minutes
eventually she's like i get those posts
and then she smiles and then turns away india chest she gets a little shy would you look who's here would you
who's here and she gives me a wave and there she goes you gonna come back out
therefore we able to do that it wasn't there bad and this is kind of cool like i'm back in new york but the whole thing
we mix doing the wrong way better i can tell you that you have to convince
i want to come along with me with their daughter
when i go to like the not fun places
i've always given a shit about that you know she's always good
the support me you know when i go to a fund city you know
when i go to like fuckin jacksonville florida among my on nato which is really
shit because i have a lot of fun in and better
eat a little bit alligator you go to a gun range why not anyways strive to bring the energy up here this fuckin hard wonder do
started doing i gotta keep my voice staff euro
anyways so i'm totally back into my new york vibrant i really must when i lived in neat since living on the west coast is i really miss the yes network when i
lived here ten years ago can't fucking believe that delay for ten buccaneers
i used to always you know
i would watch the yes network in rudy
hence the yankees that
like my shit i never watched the mets i could never get into the fuckin met but that's what i would do i would
almost every single yankee giving many was i could
or watch to replace when i got home and i will just sit there and i would just rude against them but i mean you had to watch me would like this to a million dollar juggernaut an ice
we go to yankee stadium if i go by myself i could i live on the east side or you just jump on the fucking waters at the four five six take it right up to the bronx old yankee stadium
which was actually renovated old yankee stadium and i would sit like the fuckin upper deathlike twelve bucks and i keep score like an old man
nice to watch clemens was it might messina that whole era but remember like
eighteen ninety eight
nineteen idea yankees i've got to go to a couple couple games that you know
for well that i was watching what looked like was gonna be one
great teams of all time and you know twenty years later i still believe that
and by you to fuck a rude against some special clemency
the word against that guy hard
but so
if i lived here once again i would be going too games because
they got erin judge and i've jesus needy
looking good here anyways
i used to always go up there and i would just ruled against but now they get arid judge and each even arrest
you gotta give it up to the fucking yankees did the greatest franchise of all time is as far as spotting talent do you realize for
fifthly the last eighty
out of one hundred years that be
century me a hundred years as it is a century you understand it
why you clambered up where you go right now
for less eighty last one hundred years they have scouted and picked the guy
there's no other fuck enfranchise out do they could say if they find ok they bought babe ruth right the red sox for
an owner was so goddamn pussy wit he had to keep his fuckin wife quiet
what the fuck do you know what the play was
you know but he needed to finance or fuckin broadway play to just shut the fuck up any cells babe ruth
excuse for that its
like we did know who the fucking was
guy was when it saw young wars and hidden a fuckin zillion hormones we still get rid of them because this
walk in lady had to get a little tap dance fuckin farsi shit go and rightly so
it'll get credit for that when i was a dumb move by the fuckin red sox and everybody knew the babe position however this is what they ve done for less eighty fucking years right from their farm system there
when lou gehrig
joan imago too
key mantle right
ben june than they had a blue did george steinbrenner comes in you know the other names don't pay anybody he buys the fucking oakland age they went to championships fuck allah that anymore
eyes dave when field fuck all of that so bad twenty twenty
five years in their ok then fuckin derek cheater
wait i forgot what is faced don dogmatically
why people don't look at him he's one of the great because you never want to fuck and world series
but don maddeningly to direct cheater to air and judge
you can argue with me i'm done manually he wasn't quite one of the great so the great but like this fuckin
our judges it's like paul bunyan's coming up to the plate sick
which seven just did you see that more money arrogance seattle the other ninety almost fuckin hid it out of the stadium units must be able to do that it is so hard so fuckin far they need they they could measure it
so like four hundred forty feet which i've heard it should go farther but it's like that she's costs
stop top of the stadium stopped it
jesus of seattle pitches get lit up don't they
you will see that one maguire hit off awful randy johnson was put a hole in the roof of the fucking kingdom
yeah that was a brutal combination of like a hundred mile an hour pitch meeting fuck
andrews steam power
fuck you
if you're old enough to remember what it was like to watch eroded up professional athletes hitting baseball's and watching them
though that fuckin lasers show that those guys put on i don't think you can argue that that's
erodes definitely should be in the game they're gonna be
dollar gonna do just work on the side effects and just get it
just like we do you know where you get the idea the vaporize are just if they like vaporize like stare
rights can you imagine that
pull a muscle whatever the fuck you feel like an old man years
his breathing that missed you fucking muscles
you're like a goddamn x men in every day feels like
first day of spring
my spring and tony bennett every if i rule the world
ray dairy would be like the first day of spring so they done it s like
with aaron judge i just add that this degrading fuck enfranchise of all time is far is
our ability to
the guy i know the guy is the guy and somehow sign and before anybody else i don't know how the fuck they do it
like how does everybody else miss out on air and judge
i guess he must send out a direct cheater you know i could definitely see
he was a kid you know another six three six four fuckin guy me
brazilian of those but a six foot seven guy come on up there like
and jolly green giant like how do you mistake i somehow everybody does my nose
some people out there arguing for the lakers now i got to give respect to the lakers as far as in my lifetime four hundred and ninety
sixty eight until now the los angeles layers of one more championships than anybody else
lifetime believe it or not it is the lakers stay one see them one by one in the seventies
five in the eighties
that's that's six and then they one they one five with coolby in a thousand fuckin free agents so that's eleven
and the only person comes close to them
my wife don't be the canadians what they wanted sixty eight sixty nine seven thousand one hundred and seventy three six hundred and seventy seven
it's me nine eighty six ninety three they want ten anyways
but i dont conflict the lakers like
the real story the los angeles lakers this fuckin free agents
you know when they always there we try to get someone to join and be become part of
history of the great lakers centres and every one of them so fuckin free agent except for the first giant why
do that george whatever the fuck his name was
oh said mirror son what the fuck was that guy's name i don't you
like a giant science teacher the actually play with minneapolis making the fuck was his name
i can't remember anyways
karim he was a milwaukee buck right shack like they're all just fucking
wilt they're all just from someplace else so i have a bad feeling that fucking lebron james is gonna go out there and that the lake
are eventually you know this
whatever danny age does i just think
its inevitable that the lakers
pass the celtics as far as number of championships because for the simple fact we cannot
for what the lakers can offer i've said this book
or like this is our pitch a you know
do you want to come to racist boston with
you fuckin weather and bang sixes
or do you want to go to racist fuckin los angeles fuck me
stars and feel like you're in hawaii with the west
you're gonna be weak we can't fucking compete with that we cannot compete with that so that's
spoken it now you know and then like our colours in our fuckin mascots a goddamn leper economy we just can't get any wider the lakers have like
you know you know look the colours as somebody that has no money but they want they want to fuck and look like they're doing something that's what the lakers colors
with the gold in the purple you know that lay lakers just scream new money
but given when we used to watch those mtv cribs indeed watch some fucking idiot you know the job
in fact need em like a fish taken is fireplace you know yet
i still works on you like those
that should you like this guy's gonna go fuck and broke in disguise gonna go
he's got like twenty people hanging around this fuckin house this guy's gonna go broke that's what i
get the lakers uniform that's what i said
especially those old road once those purple ones
that is their uniforms for a little silly i like the home
but the road ones always that really so it to me
anyways which in us we're just like you know green and why we get a fuckin toppled your morning till you're fuckin mascot
i mean i can't imagine
what any age has to say to people to try to get him to come to boston
no no no no the end word that was shouted at a red sox game the shared nodded a celtic scape misfortune brutal
but said that though i feel like the cops in l a beat the shit out of black people way more i don't know it's a push as far as like the racism it's a real it's a push
people always sit then they try to act like all the racism is in the south and in boston but you gotta elliot's fucker ridiculous together black people quarantined you know
in this little area that's
incidentally enough final approach for fucking ella x the goddamned jets flying over the fuckin heads every day
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four runways all day long people just landing on final fuckin approach enough there wouldn't make
four can be in a certain mood would would make
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well said i want to talk about i don't know i haven't been able to talk about too busy stress now get picked up by the sea
then the said van that always takes you to the said it's a bear
odds van it's always white with either grey or black violently
and you just get in there and use ghana i find it very stressful this acting shit you don't owe me
because i i never could just focus on the day i always look at it like i'm always look
the entire shoe like i've already signed
like you know this time next week i'll be done you know rather
and trying to enjoy it so
i learned a long time ago like yet sailor
because i'm still stress in about it but i'm just gonna learn to be like ok you know i am
going to just fucking deal with today when it comes to these acting eggs
speed like we're doing this scene at i've gotta
these choices and this is what i'm gonna do and eye but also to the fund
director of you watch it this way i'll do it that way bucket that getting a day and then that'll be it
i go home and then memorize the lines for the next day and then i'll just fucking do that and i used rather than fucking
can over the horizon just dealing with that fuckin day i know it sounds fucking weird but that's how i
look as if i dont do it that way than i did i mean it's a kind of thing that stops
from fuck and looking at your taxes economy if you're incorporated in you play like quarterly taxes and shit you know
if you don't pay quarterly you got to the end of the years i fucking i'd end of every month
get more seats together i get everything it fuckin sucks been only
export like an hour you don't mean as opposed to waiting for the entire fucking year in it takes
it's three days to get through this shit
so let me know what the fuck em spending
and all of them
type of ship so
that make any sense because it didn't it makes sense to me are why don't i just get out of this shit and i'm just going to read a few these questions companies
since our right on the
for those using his podcast religiously or maybe caught the last one
i was asking like how that expression came about
i brought it up in the writers room i used for efforts of family i was talking about
so the arm and owes a number people they had never heard that expression i say well it means jammies it's free you not to pay for it and then when i was
i'm trying to figure out where it came from it said it was a a it came from my group
enforcement or whatever but evidently i was wrong can someone else went to another part of the internet and they came up with this said bill here
what the internet said about on the arm
or is what you found it said because what i found that is said was about those from came from the fuckin law enforcement there's processes
to show their respects to the mafia boss who protected there
able heard or fear
being started this
store owners would not allow them to pay for items
fraid that you gonna be extorted i don't think that like bowing down to somebody should make i'm fucking pay for it i would think but
ways the store owners would
they're right hand and brushed against their left arm as a way of saying forget about it no charge free
well where i
did it that it came four came from law enforcement though the cops wouldn't papers
i don't fuck knows it's the internet
what's true you don't know what isn't right
how far do you look how far onto the internet did you go see how far too
we are working on the arm there we go on the
origin
come on internet work for me on the arm any ideas whose origin is it that the police might have threatened
with his gun i doubt it but i'm just trying to figure out this is what i guess that's the first one the first one
it's just one of these one at what are these fuckin chatrooms by the way and who then who
people in
where are these things are each time into these ngos sign it on
word reference dot com
i just rights women's rights high there i heard the phrase on the arm in them
donnie roscoe about a month
guy out the chino as an under
the policeman parentheses
deb it's the movie that old he could you just said fuck up donny roscoe people i was in it i learned
its police
slim go for free of charge any
idea as to its origin is it that the
we spend might have threatened with his gun i doubt it
but i'm just trying to figure the arm in their wake why would you
presented ferry and doubt your own fucking theory here is for people's response was
a dictionary reference somebody has this click on this arm
opera limb of the human body especially part extending from the shoulder at the series
the upper limit for the show you the foreign whenever base
any arm like attachment
and administrative or operational branch of an organization
an arm and a leg is a great deal of money
arm in arm arms linked together
arms length on the arm
swaying free of charge
segregation of policemen who ate lunch on the arm
put the arm on to solicit borrow money from shore
but the army for a generous contribution to force
or use violence on you strong up
you know i don't even give a shit this is what happened in atomic gets at this part of the internet as i don't fuck with care
let me just something i can click on the side like i'll look at thyssen keep it real keep it thyssen checked
mt i guess it's some sort of fuckin lunch me
luxury now what about me fuckin i guess cause it's on the arm like they think somebody wants a free sandwich
restore near you some giant
a word of the day highfalutin that's a word
we're just something use you sent me sandwich
they burn highfalutin environment
automatic was at the back at a back table talking to a suited man in the sombre
in the somber
highfalutin english she put on from for people of stature outside madonna
in this case probably the noodle salesman i've noise
with that sentence man and i pay i broadly mispronounced most but data puts on the fake acts
what does she not act like she just some white trash checked from detroit to get this
stupid english acts edna
and still about some
solution to deeds girlfriend but the gross teeth oh my god what is fuckin store
ever end a bit
ginger via is clever one
i found a real easy solution for the dude said that state
the girl with gross teeth yes so did i dumper
do is when you sitting down to watch a movie just happen to put on austin powers there's a cup
different scenes
where the woman arson
trying to bang hint hence
it needs to brush it grows fuckin teeth this
a good subtle wave a girl
to realize that
we should take care of our own teeth because believe
maybe she knows they are disgusting
who who walks around no that they stink when should do so
than about that implies
think they eat off if you with somebody who's overweight if you put on the clumps you know that
professor i mean i think i'll just make us feel self conscious of bad about themselves and make the
wait person wanna go fuck and benjy more what the gross
person doesn't go it's fucking
fuckin head cheese with some onions up
anyways you said you could maybe even say something during the sea like year wider bridge to people have gross teeth
because i don't know probably won't work but it's worth a try
is is everybody just shits on their own theories yet this won't work you know
work but it was worth it
for your billy ginger vitus also bill
have you been doing any grilling or smoking this summer i recently did some smoke chicken wings and they were the best wings over eight hands down thanks and go
yourself now my
my my grill my big
egg and my flat topped brill have been like you know
they were a car and have map on blocks right now i just been so swamped with work
you know and i get the kid and it's just like i occasionally i will create the thing up and i get into it but i've been
super super fuckin busy writing writing running by good taste sentiment i actually really enjoy writing like
i hate the notes part and having a poet apart i get frustrated with that but that really is part of a people who goes well you know what they say writing is re writing i want to be like yeah
what they say
whatever the fuck you do for a living can you imagine if you just fuck and if you feel if you put in floors
put in all the floors in and then somebody comes into tells you rip up most of it you know and you
really in you know flooring is flooring is re flooring when you want to just
the border just fuckin smash your own head in what they do you just want consciously would have to live there
if anymore well that's it
for of a writer
but i actually i really find that i like doing it and i think just
by hanging out with
these regions that have been doing it for so long obviously their way better than i am but you just kind of start to absorb
how to write stories and shit like that which was always my problem i could always right dialogue but i just couldn't get the story from
beginning to the end like my brain just did
work that way i could write scenes i think that's why i became a competing design bits like all of it
that's funny job that's a funny little scenario and done i have two fuckin take
ball from the one you're mine all the way to the enzo likes that writers have too you know
was on special teams i was a wedge breaker
that was the fuckin level of of history that i was due in there what am i
forty one minute's jesus christ
forty one minutes of mediocrity right microbe shipping
i don't even know me started on this i
cannot fuckin but like i
can't fucking believe should do you know
the airlines once
start using people's fingerprints
a way for you to get on the fucking plain and do you know
most people won't have a problem with it they so fuckin stupid it's
at this so many people out in the world it's almost
you know i do why don't you just become a fuckin slave
like how much you gonna give these people how under
aid of politicians that they will not stand up to these people these copper
since i swear to god they sit now
and all this fuckin time with isis in all its other bullshit these fuckin corporation
the mother shit that they're doing there
goddamn countryman which they really don't have because they fuck and global
they don't give a shit about anything about it
trying to make more fuckin money do they want they gonna stop microchip in people
this was cut was constant company to implant mike implant microchips
in employees it likes lakes
five people already agreed to they gonna take
something foreign that's not natural to your body and they gonna stick it underneath you fuckin skin
they gonna know where you are and all fuckin times and all these fuckin doubly you know your duty will we keep the firm is the fuckin problem ok
just because you're a fucking dope doesn't
the rest of the world is ok
safe to say that me and everybody else listen to the thing for the most part was not
smart is fuckin george washington right fair enough ok we here's the deal
if george washington was microchips and all his fuckin bodies were microchip this fuckin country wouldn't exist
because they want to know where he was they were gone over there and they would have fuckin kill them and that would have been the ended the fuckin rebellion so what
doing is you're having faith that these fuckin people at the time
who have not even remotely demonstrated on any fuckin level at any point in history that they give a flying fuck about anybody
than themselves are going
the turnover that level of power you gonna get finger
printed by dealt a fuckin airlines like you ve committed some sort of a fuckin crime fucking air
mine is gonna have you fucking fingerprints who the fuck
did they think they are do you don't
to buy my car they asked for my thumbprint i wasn't gonna be
second fingerprints to your car dealership legal loses
protect you know it isn't your douche you're gonna sell this to somebody is part of my profile i think that just there
i think they're all sharing information about you what you buy where you live what your social security number is your fucking fingerprints again to get it all the way down to your fucking dna it's i don't know
and these politicians will not push back on any level because the president makes
i've underground here that's the highest paid political office is five hundred fuckin grand a year and then
the hundred million dollars to get the job
i don't have a hundred million you don't have a hundred million cooperation still and that's a day or two so they just look the other fuckin way and what do they do
said their nation on fucking comedians
constantly going up did you hear what he said about caitlin jenner and they
the other way with pharmaceutical companies had enough fuckin opiates like that
but our flyers to some sort of jam band and now
yet this heroin fuckin probably don't give a fuck do not say anything about it sorry i know i'm fuckin
losing my shit here but like what they ve done the food supply what the fuck
is that what the bankers have done left all these people upside down in their own fuckin houses what
down to the water supply fracturing causing earthquakes
parts of the world that never had fuckin earthquakes fuck it up there
drinking water
you know they gonna send a fuckin pipeline at the fuckin native americans land at me like
we haven't done enough to those fuckin people you dear
politicians talk about that now nobody talks about that ship god for fucking bid you do it
joking to strip mall and fuck and all over it than that becomes like some big goddamn story this
fuckin horrific and it makes me happy than forty nine years of age the fact that i think
maybe get to live half a century
a fucking airline having my fingerprints and be walking around the goddamn microchip you know i love that i live fifty years before the fuckin jesus she's up her
i love you got to lose fifty years before
bought showed up it's just it's just greed and power completely one hundred percent out of control
and i hate like this is i'm reading this is i witnessed abc news so
guys are all bought and paid for sea enneads bought and paid
fox news is by people there i'll fuckin bought and paid for because the same people edges broad brought up
they advertise on their fuckin networks so they have to work
what they say
cause i don't lose the money cause that's how they get paid right
so they always have like down jesus it's a little on settling in only always come back from it
when they show some fuckin robot scene i watch at the local news
or are they show somebody getting microchip and their ways
actually anchors incalculable it's kind of and then they
move on to the next thing but
fuck an old lady who makes her own jam like that's supposed to make you feel better at the end of the fuckin newscast some puppet
at the time was lost in fucking snipped its way back to the station wagon through
towns away right whenever the
they leave beyond doubt corporations are completely out of control
the banana control my entire life and now it's it's reaching a level that it's like you're watching a bad
i find movie i think it's fucking insane what why the fuck do you need my feet
the prince as a fucking airline who the fuck are you
the fbi you're not the government your fuckin airline
your finger prison is a thing people will do people wolf
fucking do all of this so they don't have to stand in a line
them scan they're fucking retina
i'm a fucking baby just so they can be pretty checked that's
gotta do you just hold a little cookie out and the average
fuckin miles breathing fuckin moreover you know something i got a sweater
this is really cynical but are you walk around and i forgot half the fuck
people should be microchips
you should know what he's fucking idiots
i'll never forget that guy
i've been sideways on that trump rally
screaming at all these stupid liberals gonna fuck political correctness build a wall build the law is he's fucking galloping like like that
we're gonna make his life better like that
was what was holding back i swear
god like i don't give up
how dumb you are you have to know as a do if you
born a united states of america ok
not going to get a better starting block than that all right
if you can't figure out some
sort of gay i mean if you gonna fuckin blame anybody why are you going to look down you gotta go up that's what
fuck you over
democrats and republicans fucking u over i just
get out people don't see that but unlike
people i feel like my ideas are right and no one else has a good point of this fucking car dealership
sure thumbprint it's like yet no joke i sell cars you understand
you guys lie for a living
others salesman
i for living terminal
other what you like twenty other way when they see carcere you like that
like the bottom of the barrel fuck salesmen i'm going to be my finger print
you know what they say they want to i figure pretty go just in case somebody comes in and tries to
is an impostor pretends that their you and tries to buy a car and i just like the guy and i was like you know it
i'm gonna take my chances on that
there's the guy literally goes in this what killed me egos either first person
we ve ever have say noted that now
i hope it's just being a car salesman and he was lying to me and i was his last ditch effort to try to convince me but
the other part is it actually telling the truth it's just like that what happens is what this is how they do it is most people adopts
you don't think and then what happens is becomes a herd mentality and all you gotta do is get most of the herd to start running over the fuckin cliff and you you have to do it too because if you don't then you're just
gonna be fuckin sittin here all by yourself
i'm not gonna have a cell phone hey i'm not going to have this i'm not gonna have that and then your life
where you gonna let it becomes extremely limited
i've seen you know you're fuckin happening
walking around your backyard trying to like trap squirrel seeking eat that day
because you're not doing what everybody else is doing and dumb assist
you know it's going to be the worst is when they try to convince me
try to convince people to do it right there's going to be some politician getting it with that fuckin smile on his face where he's like i don't want to do this but i have to do this
have to do this so
i can go on the post president fucking
seventy million dollar speaking tour where i go out and i give speeches to the same fuckin people they put me in the office
like the hero of all hero president obama is about to do he does he is their mother
worker has sixty nine million dollars with the gigs on the books come on up the euro
i will never for the life of me understand why that guy people look like liberals look at that guy like he fucking did something form i will never get that's like that guy had his face
pig trough just like everybody else
i don't know i don't know what it is either
is because he sandwiched between two with a worse public speakers of all time bush in fucking trump you know i mean i think of it
after clinton we're goin wasn't the great hall although more but he got it
the women fucking love them i will never get daddy
how much women love that fuckin big fuckin baby he we look at goofball
jesus bowler any presidency you like yeah i like mine the first george bush
fuckin war hero and i like it i like jimmy carter
anyway sorry to be a way out
hey banker bill
i work for be away from the
customer service side that
rage was very stressful
if you have an already mentioned it slash found out the outrage was the result
jesus
i see this guy works for the fog bank he's gonna she's gonna tell me what happened i can't even spell the words were an hour
i don't need you wrote half a word here buddy
as we are a sever reboot
this was to be a severe reboot is several word at our maybe i'm wrong
i was told for my boss my boss his boss in passing
when he was leaving work one of the tec guys managing the server ran a programme to check for viruses and shit
this guy manage eu money check for viruses and shit
looks like me and the programme made
the programme made that one particular server to shut down
causing the rest of our own
products do not work that's a sentence
by a guy works at a bank the programme made that one particular server to shut down to shut down
the programme made that one particular servers shut down is that we mean causing
best of our online products do not work there
had to restart all the servants to sink that tech crap up result
in the six hour delay from
call center side we
still see all the balances and account information client
themselves just couldn't process any maintenance
nothing made my day more enjoyable than apologizing decline after client for our system era had a few people
situation you mention on thursday what
where they stuck outside the country with no money had a few people
in this situation you mention on thursday were they
stuck outside the country sky is a fucking
this guy who should have been in summer school next to me
totally agree you need to have back up plans
comes to
accessing your money whether it
multiple bank accounts or stuffing some cash underneath the pillow where you rest your bob freckled dome at night
doing what you're doing
go fuck yourself i've never met a banker that believes in the banking system if you're really talk to him about it there
nervous to or not
anyways what's that supposed to mean
we feel better mega
that's good that no one has your system you guys just kind of well run and sometimes some fucked up
but he agreed with me you have a little money here little money there little money they don't have all your eggs in one basket we all know that right presented every
it's gonna be on the arm with the fuckin one flew the coolness much older man ok i'm somebody
fifty six ok i mean there i'm in
much older men bill
bert how why you
i have been listening to your partners is from a lady i love
i love when the ladys right and you guys don't do enough
listening to your part just for a little over a year
equally since the day i discovered them and have seen all your specials hope to catch you live on states will thank you so here goes
i've been living for eight years and married for
or of those years to a man who is twenty one years older than me yet we met
when he was forty five and i was twenty three and we
ben together since near can you do this one enough began ok
we have a two year old son and i am
thirty one in these fifty two ok
i know many think that when they
first heard my husband that my heart
when is well old enough
is well old enough to be my father
it's some sort of sugar daddy situation which honestly is not the case at all our lives are quite simple we live in a
a bedroom house i own two sarka we onto
mom type vehicles the links
the piece of julie to my name is my wedding ring and one would not find a pair broad bottom shoes in my closet but i digress only
so folks don't get the wrong picture for the past year or so it seems like he is aged mentally and drastic way our age there
it was never an issue until the last year or so
look who's here a body
hey
are you sure you do
you might get a lot a racket out there this is called them
odd cast
anyways so anyway
here's the deal this does lady
married to this guy's each these twenty
years older
what's going on here
phone seas are gonna be like what is this what is this so
if we can keep looking at me with a cute little smile how do i do this
right so
yes she was twenty three he was
forty five so easily
we two years older when there s twenty three and forty five
now she's thirty one of these fifty two
so while he was twenty two years older now he's only twenty one must be when their birthdays are but anyways
it wasn't a sugar do anything they don't we have a lot of money just live in a basic lifestyle gets
smiling kid montoni losing my train of thought you just too adorable too adorable for me to do this
i know that's why listen don't get through this place so basically she said
expensive peace a jury she has her wedding ring she hasn't we read bottom shoes she is basically really loves a guy gets so but for the past year or so it seems like he is aged mental mentally and drastic way our age differ
was never an issue until the
year or so
he seems to be almost bitter that i'm in my thirties and he's beginning to become beyond in secure that i will decide i want a younger man
i don't know where one day i'm all over them
what does she says simply get pretty focused sorry anyways
his costs in insecurity and vastly changing behaviour is really causing issues in our marriage that i believe may never go away being that are aged differences not going away anywhere
i was hoping for some of your wise input on my current situation or tell me i'm a dumb
as for marrying an older man
oh man than my father like my
mother does have a good one and of course go fuck yourself
so what do you think near
yeah he was probably too old for you because now that's just too much of an age of he's older than your dad do you have
daddy issues maybe a while regard with it seems
the power dynamics have shifted so
for you are young you know
impressionable thing and he was the older wiser more control now he's getting older
is becoming aware of his mortality and europe
authorities what your liking you're towards you
peak now as a woman
that's when you really peak in your actually in your forties but you're getting there you're probably still hot you're smarter than you were before you're on top
your game once again he has spillane some
table way so i dont know if he's having a mid life crisis i don't know if he's having a mid life crisis and you're gonna end up being collateral damage or or what's going on but russia
have like a frank discussion about it but yeah he's afraid of you leaving him he might be happy
some kind of a mid life crisis are illiterate
the frank discussion before her
i'll be the guy
you want to be the guy now you be that you be the guy zero the ear and actual older guy in our relationships with through this just like two on the nose casting now it's ok we can we can we can do
that were so you're the elder guy and i'm the hearty new bow wife
are you gonna go out where you got you goin out were not very older i am so i'm just don't
i'm going out with my girlfriend i told you that
i do not remember
look i lobby that's and went away
last night that has gone out my girlfriends tonight i'm going i'll bring you back zambian by goes the heavens
air with my young lover or you can just you do just that
talk with them
enemies leg
what is that noise as this
dumptruck makes it backs up before dump the load mary the guys you shouldn't just like completely jumped ship but if the davies becoming unbearable and you know difficult live with and he won't make any
i had to work it out then why doesn't take both those legal roads that those old guys that are all shredded you know
in the pool and come out and others those women who sit in the pool likely that all gain and it comes out of the problem and like all wait a minute right
bang that grandpa
well maybe sooner because they are live like this a very like modest lifestyle he's feeling even more insecure that he doesn't have anything until like offer so you can if you wanted to get out of it till i go
to a younger girl or such like younger than her he wouldn't have anything necessarily to offer a seventh year this guy's an idiot i wanna merit a girl that younger a modem
for i met you need me yes i was like
thirty five or something when i was twenty five or thirty five hours like whatever thirty four thirty five and i met this woman right she was like twenty to twenty one to one
too and she said the first night we hung out she goes whereas this going
i remember you told me the story and i said where to go and i go nowhere i go banya thirty i really got it in six year as though this isn't going to do so
i won't say said next but it worked out well i
it's the
the pocket you eat this is a new thing she just grabs you got such a grip
my forearm here that you just grab a whole handful of
i want to hang out with her before i have to go to work so i gotta get off the thing here yet
firstly when any nets technology there's no screen on it so that's boring right now
let's go light on an
got a light on it doesn't it
i always think a gig in any clearer than ok cool
our second i'll hang out within a minute audacity
i cast my does it go
yourselves and i'll check it out here on thursday there
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