Hey, what's going on is bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday July, sixth, two thousand fifteen. How flock What's going on, I was U weekend. Did you have a good time? Did you blow. A few flocked in fingers. Did you enjoy the fourth of July The infrastructure for right out of the gate right out of the gate, I want to thank everybody that did some dumb shit with firewood and had the presence of mind to fucking, make it Youtube video out of it so guys like make it you sit there. I will laugh myself last night and went to bed. Those watching people show bottle rockets out of their ass. Have a roman candle fight seen somebody tape onto the face. Do you know some guy and main lit Something off on top of his fucking head any died instantly. They were like

little they said some mortar something fucking incite workable. We know of asshole would do something like that. Must I had it been? There's no way, Everybody knows once you get up to anything like a pact, Firecrackers on your head? You, like that's, that's funny! You get it! fucking kill, you re drums and you know about it: you're gonna survive, but what would he put an immediate in his mouth or something I don't know bill you fuck and brought it up our right relax. What's this the main guide dies, fireworks. Right, man, shoots firework from top of his head dies instantly a twenty two year old man was drinking and celebrating the fourth of July, happy birthday, To America, don't put it on my ad happy birth to America, happy birds,

Michael don't do it. I will do, what'd, you old man, was drinking and celebrating the fourth of July, tried to launch of fireworks, dropped. His head, kill him instantly authority said. Thirty seven European Authority to save somebody's fuckin dead after the lights up enough on their head wait a minute wait. A minute Clare cleared away. Yes, yes, he is dead. Bobby to new areas. Brains allows sidewalk watch your mouth, woman watch your mouth woman, it's my favorite coach in sport. Over the worst rockin, I don't know how many months six months watch your mouth woman. When that Called the ass o Brien more was like to be a puckers bitch and then that guy's gonna watch your mouth woman watch your mouth woman and you don't you think

the broad what it had such would have fuckin difficulty with it. Like you now. I realize that she said something derogatory to towards him. Excuse. Don't change a broadway right. Of the dead and saving has even they knew even they knew the idea that bitch was alive just talk in shit today they won't say what kind of firework it was. Apparently he thought was a great idea, when you Dinah stupid Fuckin way with somebody starts off when they start you? U eulogy off with apparently apparently use guy thought sticking to the garbage disposal was, you know, gonna get good buzz, I am sorry to bring it up Clare, but you know How did even get it in there. All earlier friends said they thought they

I dissuaded this him from doing it. The next thing I knew he ignited firework and he was killed instantly. What the fuck did he shoot off. There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there said. Five year old, Cody, Jason, Christ. The names of this generation Devon, Cody, Cheaper angler Devon was the kind of person who would do something stupid. Absolutely he was the kind of person who pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh while he wasn't vacant. Is the first fireworks vitality since they legalise fireworks January. First, too, twelve, while he just fucked it up for the whole state spam very words on heroin. Now you gonna give him fireworks. What next.

Those eyes get their own Jews store people over Eighty percent of bottle rockets are shot our peoples aliases in stayed alone. This need. This job that's going on in main street right now I mean How do you know me? Of course you don't. I'm your regular housewife here in Maine I sought zone heroin, my other son Shot a roman candle up his ass I'm sorry to be graphic. He was trying to shoot it out of a disaster, but apparently excitement. I was getting. Who I mean in our delight the wake you gotta be able to see it. So I don't know, we things were done when we were kids, we just we

them and we ran away we hit on our desks. That's what we did. David was a great purse And your new Jersey, fifty two year old man blew up a large piece of his leg below the knee when he set off a tennis ball size firework. Montana Montana, Montana Two year old man was killed at his billings home in a fireworks acts it in holding a mortar tube At least there was some sort of mortar around anymore around I mean When you start light, not shit, we're your neighbor start screaming errant car, and you know what what do you think is gonna happen murder to veer everybody. I'm learning about fireworks through the death of my fellow Americans. I spent motor.

Firework mortar tubes? How about some images when we see what the fuck these things look like, Is there some solid. All I see his army guys. It's that's, not good You know when, when the shit you shoot off. There we go. Well, there's one: it looks a little barbershop thing: what a fuckin dope here dead off his head. Probably happened, I would guess is that there was some sort of discharge from the bottom end of it, and can the concussive force It seems like there was no dev, any fuckin blew his head off. Jesus. What a way to start. I had such a wonderful weakened. I didn't mean this one. I was talking about funny shit. I was just talking about. You know people they haven't When candle fights come on, we all did that shit right, that's great. The evolution of weaponry any

that has an explosive device things that exposure to aim at that fuckin blow shit up you just You start. Or you aiming that you can shoot at a time. It always starts simple. What's lighted off, you know, let's, let's when it in that direction at the trees right. And then what then you move up to our lives, torture, some insects, I'll shoot a bird? and eventually, because you know The way human beings are that we always try to top one another and we get bored. Which is the reason why we have from walking to the horse to the care and brilliant deep right now. I know I don't know the ultimate prey, the human being. You know,

I can think the same way you do something that may have done better in math than you did. You know The challenge this person past algebra- I did not we're both to kill one another? Is you know First, outside inside lass, gonna come into play here when we're out in the woods. Our opposite angles. Being congruity is going to be the death of me, or do I just heard that extra something? Do I when a little bit more, I am able to block out the fifth commanded, do If such a strong religious background that I can hear, its voice in my home town. Maybe I'm right telling me to deliver that animal Xaver Mayer anymore? It's a fucking! You deliver that animal in the expressly towards maker.

What do I have the feminist inevitable? That's personal why I don't fuck with fireworks? I don't fuck with fireworks, because I know I'm Scatterbrain did I. Bored easily- and I have ten thirty in fact in Hobbes, eventually lighting it off from the driveway- is not going to be enough for me. Ok, I have First I have neighbors. Did I get along with? Maybe I'm bored with fact that I get along with them: maybe I want to start maybe some days you just wake up and you just want to start some shit engages happened to have some fireworks that don't just blow up their data. Go way up in the air. And you want to shoot somebody right. Anyways Michael I would just anybody who know somebody that died, and I don't mean condolences for the people. A dyke is your fuckin dead and you're either dead, or I thank you, a better place, because some,

We ve done enough blow themselves up on the July Fourth weekend with their own goddamn explosive. I dont think ever the brains to really hurt another being knowing I never knowingly light. Knowing we heard another fuckin human beings mean honestly fuckin stupid? Obviously you go out recent heard somebody, but you know. You really have the mental capacity to understand. Your actions be asked. You wanna Delmas, fucking things you can ever do take something. Of that love me know. Is I really think it's the falcon. While they don't there's no video of it, I was there. This is the Youtube generation where, everybody's based golly on TV is that fuckin guinea blood, diseased can't hoop The soup cans that everybody flipped out over Andy Warhol one of the most overrated.

Overrated, fuckin, artists of all time, I almost said I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry, I'm not sorry that fuckin jerk off drugs now people and bang and I'm in the acid in fucking drawn a soup. Can I mean, if that's it, that's an artist in your world than you know what there's a lot of artist in prison right now. The fucking tasty jack is he was the original hipster. You. Didn't have the balls to focus right out and do something new? He just sort of marked and just by the way. Did anybody see the last two episodes of the Canadians Did anybody with joy, Gatt Billy Crystal Fucking love that show and.

This is a many spoiler, basically, Josh gets caught talking Shit about Billy crystal in his act and then they still have to do they gotta do promos to do. The outcome is through the fight that they fuckin have is great. Billy crystals to make fun of Josh's like Fuckin, hipster friends and such a fucking. Just beautiful way, eloquent way? This really sums up that whole when your creativity is just marking whenever exists. It such a policy. Ways to create from because some point: that's why we still whenever I watch somebody Nick, what time watching somebody once on tv. And they just mark reactive stand up. You know which, on a certain level was funny was based, we do and all the other. What is what is the word in the industry, the troops there hacking,

fourteen. You know set ups and all I type a shit Did all of that, but you know for a couple minutes: it's like. Ok, I get it. I get it. Some tried and true fuckin paths that you could walk down. The comedian If you saw adapted see in that shit, why don't you show all of us the new road and that's what those the constant, never do they. Never data it'll carve out new ground. They just but all over shit, that's already been done. Making fun of So why should not swear to me is causing so much of that during this period of time you know like whenever, in twenty years from now, this generations of directors makes their fast times at Richmond High the falcon. Dazed and confused you Norman. The actual fast at Richmond. I took place in the eighties, so that was actually very current, but I'm just saying how you know in the nineties the seventies became nostalgic. Can you make fun of all the clause in the fuckin hair styles and all that in the

thousands of people made from the eighties and now people kind of marking the nineties. What are you going? Now, marking the decades before, like that's what people did this there's gotta be something I know what that we'll see what will they do? They'll do dj music, I'm Peter this generation they get their own stuff, they get math every generation has to have their own drug. By the way you know Heroin little bit old, something old, something new something borrowed something blue right. So he did they get the math. That's their new thing, the old things heroin, some, borrowed them, marking all this shit the Blue, that's when they fucking odium, unwilling oxygen in their blood anymore. Jesus Christ, bill. What are you doing, poetry only.

I'll tell you right now that was a solid fifteen minutes and fifteen seconds of absolute horseshit, and you know what you sat there and listen to it. Don't today too, After the fuckin birthday of american women checked, England's Ass Jesus Christ, Falcon and good Isn't it amazing that that little last work in Ireland and it took over the world for a while. We actually there was way less people. I wasn't there now in motion. We actually there was way less people. I wasn't there. Now most of the places they went too, you know they weren't. They. Has advanced right. Does work. Get in trouble for saying some racist shit, you know I mean I'm not trying to say that you know your boats, one as good as their boats. I wasn't there, ok, a lot of ways: cultures that we consider primitive. If we can t,

you to live that way. I want to ask you: do you think that the planet would be in the dvd polluted state that it is? I don't think I would be birthday this right now. I would already be dead. I would be. Did you know which for me, selfishly I'm glad we continue to advance and pollute the fuckin world. You know but that's just a selfish Vulcan move should, I should have said, like you know what I wished. Stayed the same, and I died of a ruptured appendix when I was twelve years old. That a blanket sweating, fuckin log cabins log cabin to advanced, when he trees in a hot, The skins of the animals are I, throughout my life, my life, As you say, my lives, my life. I was actually trying to think the Europe that we something the other day.

I've been others, weird thing where I fucking starting not off. Watching tv and then I wake bike back up again and then I start thinking like that. I just watch that, or did I just dream that We do the math rose like that is waiting fucked up to a ban on television. I must adjust dreaming and then I never have the presence of mind to fuck and write it down. You know me He'll be fuckin insane, as we can actually make a movie. They make people feel like they were dreaming. You knew. You were dreaming, but you couldn't wake up. Am I described right now, Marina. My awake, Can you guys here may thereby Gary. The closest thing to that would be a speedy movies like Jacobs Ladder, Jacobs good luck. Movie was for the movie still great eyewash said the other day very underrated movie.

Storing the guy from short term Robbins, I used to be married to Susan surrounded, crush two names in a row. There. I saw Susan, serene and recently in a movie worth, I want to say, Melissa, Mccarthy,. I only wish I don't remember. I know she was fuckin wholly was Melissa, Mccarthy, fuckin, hilarious, Vulcan, Greece, as well, Melissa as always, so many ways: speaking of way, luck be a lady to night. You won the Ladys World CUP baby, but do stop dead ball in the mother. Fucking goal and You on the world Club for the third third fuckin time flock and men have any then one at once.

It isn't fair. It is not right. I do all legal Ladys with the Fuckin World CUP. While all the guys got there balls on ice. Sorry, the ladys world cups? Actually fuckin really got into it? and by really getting into it, I kept forgetting it was on board. Ever I saw it I kept going. You know what I'm gonna watch this. I saw you and verse Australia, Japan, obviously one that one cause they played the lady to the why, in our Working women had. The women had what We goals in the first four girls and like the first that anomaly minutes like minutes or something like that? I missed it of course,

I was out. I will like I was playing drums. You know what I mean. I was doing that ship now fucking came back as why do I look like a fucking eight year old? I should have died when I was twelve. What am I doing walk around with a big kid in I. Never by our share of fucking pacify the wail of my fucking life. It was years weirdo guys, you know they can't let go the fuckin childhood One open Anthony. What time we will watch anything. Then they fuckin walk around diapers their mothers treated like a big baby. Jesus Christ can autonomy I saw one good thing: if Hitler lived the one thing is Hitler lives People want to be adult. Babies with would have been exterminated, We got, there will be only time Hitler got it right. You know me.

That you take out child molesters until we know beyond a shadow of a doubt, the guilty you got to guide dead to rights lane in a fuckin play, and playing with a mobile mobiles, whether those fucking things a hangover had shelf exe and what he calls for good thanks a mobile menorah, menage. What the fuck is it call you know what it is that things are going over and the kids look attic examined like a fuckin ass, a trip do doubt would be the ultimate drug, don't worry, Ladys, I'm gonna get back to the women one in the soccer. I got a lot to say about that football is they call it around? The world now The ultimate fuckin drug is, if you, It takes something that a temporary temporarily erased. Thing you ve ever learned in life and you could back to being a baby again like the first time it opens its eyes and you just staring at a chair like what the fuck is, that

is that my mother is that edible. Are you know what I mean like cuz? I heard When babies first open their eyes, it is it's like an acid trip when they taken in all the colors light in everyday. Don't know what the fuck do. You know what they're fucking they only what their own hands said. This in a day, and can you imagine. Can you imagine the wonderment of that sort? That's why babies need diapers there's this there on such a trip that you gave you could fuckin do. Then he looked at me now you shit itself. Could you know you? Don't you want a toilet? Is no event teased for shooting yourself you? Never even smelters shit. You have no fucking idea smells like he does happen. Shit. You should know what to do you, fuckin in the zone is better. In threes like staff curry, except behind all of us,

where he only Missus like two out of a hundred, but you bury all of them because you don't know that. Fucking, practically impossible task I was running a baseball team. I China baby, you know, get em up on his feet, You get him up at his feet, a k keep faintness kid right. New triangle offence, a we get. The fuck and baby waited the point. We're gonna keep saying, keep working around him right and in Chad, kid away, yeah. Well, you just keep launching it. Everybody under the falcon reuse keep fuckin sewn up, be like luggage decided not to play defence in. They thought that they were the first to appoint, gave. What am I talk about the fuck you out an hour to failure. Many fuckin advertising copy. So this issue can be me just one in my fuckin yap for as long as I can,

right back to the Ladys, the Ladys of women soccer. They soccer playing human beings that have the lady bits. So they scored forego. I missed all the fuck and goals go. It was forty. One year ago I saw was when Japan all the sun conduct afforded to us like I'll fuck. You just like any gel hockey, were no less safe anymore and then the Ladys came right back down and gave apparently all right, they're Fred, They gave me all right, they're, Fred, Bam, shut, the fuck up, go home, go home cry and because you just lost, I now Let's look I actually this out into the modest sports, nor I am even a sport, and I don't even admittedly do not even watch. I don't know, nearly as much as I should, because it is a beautiful sport but the way the women play at I actually prefer women soccer two men soccer.

Why you stay over there and Jolly Old England. Ireland are worth Argentina, Brazil, Germany. All this will focus soccer giants. A wire preferred, because the women don't dive every three seconds cry and like a bunch of babies,. We're going to women go down like they fuckin. You know they got tripped up and illegally. Look at the rough like what the fuck you gonna call that. I thought the women play deal. They play a better game, they just play. Fucking game, I'm sure the men's is a little faster fuckin blah blah blah blah, but all the goddamn fuckin whining and crying and many socking a t right now men's football players yet to be ashamed of yourself and that goes. To their fuckin Rooney or whatever

I can name. Is there on man united right look like fucking. I don't want to fuck him to what. Jim Sport, whatever fucking characters name is Sir but just for employees the women, no fuckin cry eighty two seconds, but I will tell you this. What is fucking funny is when they lost Japan's Golly. Just started crying, I mean defense stocks, the defense had a total fuckin meltdown. I dont know what went the Ladys saw. But whatever it was the exploited, fuckin. Three in the first five minutes and the bad goal was one day they actually shot, one from centre rice and the gully, looked like me playing right failed when I was in fourth grade like

It's gonna drop in for a single recovery. The word We all should it's over my head nowhere that when you told me most judged it, secondly, hits that you start running and towards the first baseman, and then I don't know then three steps you do that fuckin just a media. Stop and all of a sudden, you heads back at a forty five degree angle is at ball, just keeps going up or we had that's what she did and what's funny Is she leaped up in the air the one hand to try to stop it. And when it went over ahead, she just fuckin landed. Entire backside we can already see her just go and FARC and in the end of the game, I guess felt that she caused her team. The victory. Would she didn't was absolutely horrific defence. She just I stood out pride, which is what the beautiful things about being a woman.

You know. When you look at a baby boy or girl, you know Want something you know: that's yours, something of value and you take it away, so you can have that and they wanted to ameliorate the start. Fuckin cried their upset, they don't what's happened and they immediately the ages cry it out willing to do that women can do that anymore? bad for its a man? Cries another man. The only thing you can do is just laugh in their face and teach them until this, doing it because it makes you so fuckin, uncomfortable ass, a man the only time its acceptable is when your friend blows his head off with a mortar round the fuck did at Yale. For the July Party and even then even then You know you got a shake it off within it

apple. A Miller highlights the cliff he's dead. Ok, it's not gonna bring it back. Still got all these bears what The difference, if we say it now or in the morning he's gonna be justice, dead in the morning we're running out of ice. We finish these things and you like you're right, you're right beside. Why would he do so she could take? that's the thing about women? They can just fuckin cry. And were not allowed to end its. That combination, that they are allowed to cry out their pain and we have to hope, learn to end the fact that they then turn around in nag the fuckin shit out of us that they actually take ten years of our lives, Do you realise that if we men died. Ten years before men did you do imagine how much they be complaining about there, how much they Blaming us for it, you know,

When we say that we die, you know, men detenus, early stages, blame us. Well, you know you don't you hold onto your emotions, you don't go to the doctor. Yeah, and what about the country factor anything there can you if I swear to God? If you turn the fuckin tables A woman died an average of ten years before mended right kicked. What color Pansy colored uniform with the NFL players have to wear for an entire fucking month, as they raised awareness. How Would they be blaming us? How many movies would Merrill Streep when an Oscar for playing the woman that was strong enough to die at the same time as the guy in our life. You know it's funny, but guys in the beauty of Is we still, we don't even give a shit, we die ten, Here's sooner than you do and we don't even give a fuck instead,

we of the simplistic man brain Waistcoats plough ahead here, so women's World CUP soccer, has been around since nineteen ninety one, and as of yesterday The United States of America, we ve won the most. We ve won three Germany has one two and three Norway has one one, the definite, capital of the world. Japan has one one and actually won the last one, so we D frowned the champions right Men's World CUP soccer, there's only eventually women's World CUP Socrates only been five. Six, seven times it's been point right. That's why I'm, finally getting worse

for this. I always get had respect for the championship. Is the entire world does compete, but not only does the whole world compete, they do it every for you. So it's really really fuck. It means something here, people around the world to a girl like yeah bill, you dumb, fucking yank it yeah. It means something what you know: maybe that would you guys want a bunch of fuckin girls flop and all over the fuckin place, and you could actually pick it up. Put your hands I don't understand a sport where you have for fucking limbs and you only allowed to use two of Jesus. Christ, it's like it's like you use like your marking the handicap. The entire time are watching the fuckin gave anyway sorry. So this there has only been twenty men world cups right, Brazil is one the most at five in Germany have both one for, and I gotta give the nod to Germany as much as I love Italians

They they dress their food, they are flashing, can jewelry, I'm all about it. I loved him Arab, I'm fuckin german. I gotta give the not the Germans, because They want their first three with half a fuckin country they on their first one. What's let me look this up? Let me make sure that I have this correct. They want first one, I think in nineteen fifty four that's literally like what is that, like. About nine on less than a decade yet the first one in eighteen, fifty four one, two hundred and forty five forty suddenly the lighting, forty four, maybe we'll say forty five What the fuck, within nine years of trying to take on the entire world and losing. Dresden and bombs all over the fuckin place they They want a world cup with half their country,

West Germany can only I'm sure EAST Germany was actually in gonna, too get no Germany's disseminated just a ride factory over there. Eighteen, seventy four they wanted. They all they were. They were. They were doing so many steroids by nineteen. Seventy four dead A lot people don't notice that West Germany team was actually eighty percent are women why do people dont know that EAST Germany, He's german women. You know They were so write it up. They didn't have to sneak out of the country. They just stare down. People in the guard tower and they were just like a problem broke all you all. You want. Open the gates for you, ok blighting ninety, they wanted it. Let's get back to what the fuck. I was very well. How did it go there? We go

right, Uruguay, as one to Argentina Hand, a God, one too, and then England, France and spain- have all one one, and that is it. It's only been one twenty times in one two three four, five, six, seven eight countries only eight countries of one. So now I feel better. That the U S is immense, have never won a Fucking World CUP most people given a shit. It's like Mohammed, you fuckin, when you know, wanted either Of that I now know whose wanted New has itself ever walk into a soccer sports. For I know can talk shit. Do I care to? What are you? Are you from Brazil? Shall we go fuck yourself you everyone should either. Would you be? but you big feather in your cap, that she care which makes the women winning three all the more impressive, but you gotta give it up to Germany.

Me is the only country that has one both men and the world and the women's and they want for men's, and they ve won. To women's and they are only asked by one in Baltic gotTA, Respecter Jesus Christ, when his brain dumbo, real sports gonna, be doing a what's in the water what's in the water over there and in Germany You know why they're not gonna, do it, because we base over there. We already know, what's in the water, a big that a fund can steroids. I got It's amazing. You know. To watch Germany channel, all their hatred. For other races and nationalities in imported into something more productive, like sports, and look at the success that they ve had you'd autonomy that burning passion

To incinerate, well, that aren't they don't look like them, the TAT we ve been sitting on their fucking chest for the last sixty years they have had to talk to focus and energy in different areas, and there dominating the world game of soccer football whatever and look at that. They make it's incredible, if you ve noticed all the fascist countries make the greatest cars Germany, flock in ITALY who else. Friend. Would they don't make good cars? They make phones for a minute, but look at them angry birds. They made those angry birds. You don't owe me. All of a sudden. They couldn't exterminate the people, they didn't want, exterminate, no country. What did they do? They set our? I wonder what do we do with all this hate? What To make some phones do what can happen when exit

I give them in the past, for being down with the H bomb in Now, world war, two. I you know what was I supposed to do. You know what I mean the ship was like. I where we are geographically, you look to them right, you get Adolf Hitler with beads sweaters, beady eyes and his fucking eyebrows want. Are you visit us or are you against us right and on the other side, they got Eastern Europe's Tom Selling, the one and only Joseph Stalin or use? If, if you're, history buff staring down, right. This motherfucker would sacrifice a hundred thousand Russians every day. Just so we can have fresh an apple juice, and this guy was a fucking maniac. They were, they were between two. There was still between through the biggest cycles in the history of modern history, so they had to go of self preservation, Hitler,

now equally out of their fuckin minds right it's a wash what's the next, all right, let's go with technology many cars. What are we got? What do we got goin on here? They got their Mercedes Benz. They got there. Involved. Animated, do support what the fuck they had. They had Falkiner wraye they get they get together. They make any My tapes over you fuckin fifty years before the Gatt. Forty is thirty years before fucking beaches, What was he doing like a real real machines Russia when they get vodka, they did They got a goddamn fuckin car made with a lawnmower engines spit now blue smoke. And they do not they got. You know you got those checks with Fucking allow data works by the way russian women, have really come around Pa Jesus Christ, a fucking gorgeous now back in the day during the cold war, maybe those who only women that they showed us those

in part by the sailor, man fuckin forearms yearning? throwing calves over some Fuckin Hill more exposed to run over so whatever so family goes. You know what fuck it will with the age block you know, but people will be able to work boo. They went with him, flash lie gas chambers- they fuckin way with this maniac. What are they supposed to? Do? They fuckin pick the wrong guy. You know funny was Russia. Actually it Finland and Friendly kick their fuckin ass, with no help from the Germans. As far as what I overheard bars in finland- and this is the funny thing- but they went down with the ship, the age bomb over their right. They went down what that guy, who fuckin pussy doubt killed himself in the end, this fuck and broad rather than going out like Saddam Hussein.

Fuckin shit. Is they put the rope around your neck? Even people have told me, I was still you still Adam on their heels for me, slide like one no one people bring up comics, gettin fuckin heckled in that type of shit and people like to watch it. The old one like. If I was a dictator, I would be looking around. Saddam Hussein would be like this motherfucker here idea. And everybody law what about Hitler? You know we killed all those people, like that's, probably respected with fucking. You know dictators like that HBO special she had like how many fucking people you killed. They all while people going like man like his fuckin amazing numbers that he had again, but he went out like a bitch. You know He went out like a bitch. Just like a daffy went out like a bitch pleading for his fuckin life. The damage they walked right. I'm going go fuck yourself, fuck you up.

Back our heart. You right Fuck, instead of all down, he didn't give a fuck Stan and their stepped onto that thing, no one in any. Second, they could pull the fucking lover. He wasn't even shake it. He stared, em all doubt go foggy, wasn't nervous to meet his maker. Wanted, Second things I've ever seen in my life, What am I talking about so they fuckin they beat, they beat the goddamn Russians, but because they they picked the wrong guy, that's like when you are in the wrong division in baseball yeah, like back in the day, You know you have a better our own opinion that you're gonna patriots when eleven and five, but they didn't make the foot. Play off. That's what that's! What, for? in Spain wounded and they actually, to give a even though they beat the Russians are then had they still had to give him some land of fucked up is it war.

I hope some of that was even just remotely historically accurate. I have no idea is always entertaining did entertain. You are right, so anyways I ate an amazing. We can find an amazing, weaken ire. Some family came in and for the first time ever I wait. I gave a helicopter right of some family members. I went up what the fuck instructor, though I want a moron, but we did this great flight have we flew along beach We ran around the palace VERDI's peninsula, great men. You fly right over the Queen Mary when you go around the peninsula in age, you gonna peninsula, when you start realizing how many goddamned things are in the ocean. Even though we fuck and fished amount- and we Are you going along the beach and I thought they were dolphins and my instructors going now. Those are actually baby, great great white sharks. They just having reached the press

Tori stage, and I swear to God. It was like five of them. And there was one there's all these people frolicking in the fucking water- and there was this one jackass which swam beyond where they were. They were perpendicular to him, but he was further out into the ocean. They were closer to the beach. I will explain this greatly anyway: swimming out to like a booby like that naked check. In the beginning, a jaws yeah I said it a million times you out of your fucking mind if you swim in the ocean, if you don't believe me, take a helicopter ride. Haven't fly a hundred feet off the Falcon ocean. I know you think, they'll, want Jesus Christ. What the Euro have fuckin That's the idea of a twenty two under our fuckin overall to brain who helicopter every twenty two hundred hours go: fuck yourself, what I'm doing infinitely more safe aright And we made a white turn at the fairest wheel. Santa Monica appears we ve

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their dear god. Damn thanks just fail so they should do, but she just let everything failing than everybody's money is a more shit and then you know certain those back he's gotta come out in public and in your fuckin, stabbed him in a guy. Like that, due to the beginning, a scarface right, leaving gap, laboring gap. Greece, vote let's see, will come on man come on Greece. You know they didn't. Iceland has had the balls to stand up to their fuckin bankers, and you know what I hope. I am wrong about that and if I am please tell me who else is all right? No idea where to start dear Mr Byrne, only fucking ice on his head, the balls to stand up to the fucking bankers, and you know what I hope I am wrong about that and if I am please tell me who else is all right, no idea where to start dear, Mr Byrne, sixteen year old high school junior from

world town in Mississippi, just a good, bore. Never meaning no hall getting confess, a red flag, birthday cake. You refer again see six months, his parents too, dumb to note a year is You're, not even sixteen buddy, you're, really fuck. In a sorry that was We started typical and I should have done that now that I'm nearing my final year of high school there will soon be having to decide where to go to college I realize I have no idea what I want to do with my life. The only two things I have interesting is writing and stand up, comedy and leisure to phenomenal things. You'd make a hell of a living. Won't everything in high school. But here is a few places from where I live, but this few places from where I live, where I could do something like an open MIKE Jesus Christ, but, we do not envisage inspire. You re right here how awful

I am reading out loud, yet I've been able to do something in this business. You know me able to make a living in, and I can put frosted many weeks on the table for my family of one. And the only two things I'm interested is running standpoint, but there's few places from where I live, where I could do something like an open MIKE or get opinions on my comedic writing to ask. Where, in your opinion, would be a great town for starting, four started to to start Also, if you think someone can juggle college understand that do think someone can juggle stand up in a car colleges, Dana Career truly be grateful for your advice and also go fuck yourself. Places a good place to start to start. An open MIKE, I would drive. As long as I had to drive to go to it Let's see you're in Mississippi our I went away.

What do I know about down there. Mean the closest seen that I know of from the city and Lana Nashville taxes. Houston was always a great comedy town. I don't know what the open MIKE scene is like variable anybody any comedians out their start. Now Anybody anything going on in Alabama, what's going on in Mississippi I didn't give this kid. Some fuckin advice tweet me about it, I'll retweeted. That's easiest way to do it, because we might not Syria males because we get a bunch of em. So just tweet me about it, and you know bill burn Twitter. If you get some good advice, I will retweeted. Can you juggle college understand a career yeah, absolutely absolutely. You can do whatever you want to do in life. Do you can do whatever you want? That's the one fucking everybody you know

people want to make it, they try to look at what is working for the most people and then they they get locked into that. I that's the biggest advice I can give. You do not get locked in two like everybody else- is doing get locked into what's going on in your fuckin chest. Whatever that thing same like do, this must be seen to shoot your neighbors don't do that, but if it's you doing something, It's not gonna hurt somebody like writing. Jokes telling them running a script, yeah. You can do whatever the fuck. You want to do in the fact that you're sixteen in your already. To yourself your way ahead of the game. So You have the internal to understand understanding. You know I need some help in your reached out for keep doing that. My friend and I hope to see out there give it a shot but I would I would I, five minutes a shit tonight and then sign up for an open MIKE somewhere and within the week. I would start doing

that's unbelievable balls to be able to do. That is sixteen. It took me almost twenty. Forty get the balls to do it, so my hat is after you, sir or man I got know who you are. I e we go. Girlfriend has prejudice parents a Billy, Billy Bingo, berry I am a white man whose dating a black woman. She is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, and there is no doubt in my mind that I want to spend my life with her. Well, congratulations until now. Don't turn tat. We ve been doing the ten months and I finally met her parents dispatch weekend when I got there, they seen shocked by my skin color, almost like. My girl had even hinted today, that I was white probably what happens if they are fuckin racist? The whole dinner was very awkward. I wasn't being looked at in the eye and I was left out of most of the conversation. Make a movie about this act and culture in the lake rate: Bernie MAC, even try talking to her dad about music. Since we are both musicians pages

Giving me short answers, like you, didn't give a fuck after them. All thing was over. My girlfriend said that they didn't like that. I was white. She said that they wanted her to have strong black babies in not dilute the blood. Also They spouted a bunch of other shit about how much trouble will run into his interracial couple been four days and we still haven't talked about it, nor he told her parents off for being prejudiced assholes. I truly believe this is the only situation where a white person can fully understand what a black person glad about that doing. You get you get you get a little sprinkling of it black guy with the microphone on a street corner can call me cracker Ali wants that I won't lose a wink of sleep over, but when you told The procedure love is wrong and involve that's like a kick in the balls anyways. How should I go about addressing this. I'm assuming you did run of this problem with me and no, I didn't make

She could way and on this as well anyway thanks and go fuck yourself. Jesus I would if your lover I would stay will serve if you questioning and I pulled a record cassettes. It's gonna be a fuckin nightmare that a nightmare in order me you can do you mean relationship? We are waiting for the other person's parents to die. Sidney gone like one down to data that justify Do you know you really? When are you gonna get married? Is you have to I mean who the fuck am I to say. I waited so goddamn long, so I'm not authority, but you know. If you Fear with somebody that fun? You know they come from a good family and their family support? have you guys, I mean that's so much of the battle

You know something this past week, when I was in Vegas, somebody came up to me say bill. Why? Let me I asked a question who She laughed and without even thinking I said my wife and it made me feel really good? Like adds quaint, you know my wife, so hot shit she makes me laugh. We have a good time so I don't know she might not be bringing up because she's embarrassed about it or not. I have no idea, but. I mean there's gotta be a hell of a fuckin situation. If that's all, In our view, there grandkids something that's kind of. That's a major fuckin situation, where I would at least. Wanna see where Turn head is at and any throughout certain scenarios about the food. You're, so how are we gonna handle? Listen, blah blah blah blah blah

What I'm sorry going through that do, but you definitely they have some fuckin conversations. I would think I would definitely some conversations are in order unfair movies, hey Redskin well, unfurl has done a couple of great movie since phone booth. You should You should like, namely in Bruges. Bruges and seven psychopath with the army. Excellent, SAM Rockwell Jesus Christ I gotta see seventy seven. I got stolen, psychopath. I gotta see that. You could give if we give them a look, I come California, next year from Ireland on holiday, to see you and action, I went up, you make it out to a sharp right. So

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