Hey, what's goin on its bill burn the Monday morning, podcast from Monday July, Love is two thousand and twelve. How are you what's going on? Ah, oh Jesus, I gotta tonnage get to do tomorrow. Do you fucking, crazy guy I'll, walk you yourselves, I gotta go there, boy subduing Sunday night, you know do another pre airport. Stop washed the dishes wash! My fuckin, socks and under where's I'm ready to go, you know I had a great fuck and weakened I don't want to go on the road, you don't you think I want to get out another fuckin, tweedy bird and go flight. Is some God forsaken Strip Mall the mill of Fuckin nowhere, which is

Basically the middle of nowhere to me at this point is anywhere. That is not near my house. You know big come to Chicago what umbrella fucking. Nowhere does it about the second largest state in the union. What union that sir, the North American, the fuck away from me, you're an agent threem. It is an amazing. I can't talk. We Toronto, just yourself! You disappear that all persons ages. Do you know trying to fork and readjust your man tat. No man. I don't work it out. A work whether we will we will douche I'd better. I am at, let's, let's, let's bring it down, whispering the tone down a little bit. Let's just ease it on and you know you sit near right coming down from the should arise from that fucking early should eaten dead,

claw right. What else did you have to do everything at the airport? Where do they get there? The big fucking, you know we look like diabetic took a shit. What we call a sinner, We will not know that. That's that's where they yeah that's where they get there, though, from as when a fat person takes a shit. They that's when you that's. When you know. You have to lose weight is when you just shit Assiniboine and you didn't, you knew you didn't eat what value ones. Right. The EU system. Ok, it's! That is just an amalgam of that the waste of what you ate that day, you my goal to lose every female on this podcast, any faint, remote female listener. It's almost like this subconscious self self sabotage. Two minutes, forty second set of his pocket thing, and you know I gotta put that visual Lothar.

You know, I probably lost not only all the women, I laws some guys who like in touch with their feelings, anybody's remotely a human being sent out. Now, it's just not just It's just a sociopath, let's just let them solely quite enough file out of the room. I thought I was gonna, be something different. I do too I like sweets. I don't shit about sorry. I said the outward my fucking dog Clio. I want your life, you know what is. Biggest decision, what room am I going to lay down a go down? His fucking go to sleep. It is that what it is gonna fuckin spiderweb Maya on the remnants of a spider web. I can't figure out of all the spiders my house like me, they don't like me, you know, because I kind of let him be when it gets a little ridiculous

You know the size of the spider web because I figured that they're here for a reason there must mean I have other bugs here and they're gonna kill him. So, like I look at them, like they're. My like insect police squad, Yet, no one on the rich guy isn't what the pull, what he called the Fucking police is that why the initially came about was to protect the rich people stuff, just in case but he work and farm was like a I'm just that worth their fucking. What was a rich guys name, H, G for Cancun, face. They haven't you there is that those names back them, not the country's part, but there was at the initials right. You know: Hd Rockefeller, J D, Rockefeller enough. J, P, Morgan Jpg now carefully, with kids put my shoulder. Gossamer rightly all talk like

Gee Robinson for some reason. Thirty years before, even Fuckin was famous Camacho catches. Shit together, I have a sugar us right now. I had falconer spaghetti again that if four times as for a week, That's what happens when all your recipes that you got from your parents are for, like ten people, you know it was just you and you, God, Damn dog wherever you're making. You know you makes. Are gonna, be there for two weeks I got fuckin octopus coming my flock and that was a sopranos version of Tony Montana. Casual wondered. Daphne is out of town again this week. I think she slow. Breaking up with me via vacations it I'll just sort

easing me into what is gonna, be like when she's, not here and I got say, I've don't fight. You know I can't fucking do laundry. I can't make spaghetti ten times in a week. I don't need you Jesus you do what you we get bill? Well, I had too much to drink Friday night, not back on the wagon did go back on the falcon wagon I don't think this is an old gimme, that old joke were they say, I'm not alcoholic I just drink like one that that's me, you don't owe me I'm one of those guys from whenever pizza anything fuck. It think it might save some for later. It may be haven't for breakfast and talk about sports on he s p and I never show called call pizza, whiskey,

Bayliss was always lose any shit about something you guys by degrees by that guy do by his outrage. You know I mean I think his outrage is about his believable is ice, cubes anger, Our group has had the exact same scowl on his face from W way all awaited these cars like commercials. It is the exact. He is the exact same look on his face when he was talking. But the man ass. He does when beer bottles take over studio. Maybe he's just straight across the board. Angry God knows I can relate to that. But then Sir people with after Y gotta be like. Do you gotta have another emotion in their don't you. Get Bayliss is another argument. If you set a, u need air to breathe. He would somehow argue the other side put his

eyebrows up near his fucking game show host, here. That he has you know is that his hair, it's gotta, be his hair. Either that or do you want to like you gotta? Do they make weaves for white guys enough if they made weave so white guys, everybody would want skip palaces here. I get it. If it came in some sort of some sort of red I'd get one I get one and the second a be hot or some other. That's why it never get a fuckin to pay. You know just sit now: the full had a fuckin here, just slap down there like a shingle scale. Sweat, not anything. You know what the fuck am. I doing euro. And I want at night I come home when I take it off. I just look at life. Look at the landed strip on top of my head right, where

where Europe, the rest of my face, got sun, and then I got this blue You know what I was. I would look like the globe. On top of my head would be like the north pole. You know my chest would be the South Pole and then my face would be the tropics that basically at them is basically the climates around my nose be some sort of mountain range coming down from FUCK unalaska. What are you guys? Listen, stupid, point anyways, so and tell you this: I got a fucking. I gotta I gotta about one of those, those giant green eggs to fuckin. I bought one day ugliest, Vulcan sin, but they are the shit. This is not advertising is a freebie right people over it, big, green encase yourself, half a one. I love the goddamn thing. It looks

can unripe avocado it's when the ugly things you ve ever seen in your life, ok, but they got a couple: a gasket cigarettes he'll, hear its seal here and you run it up the alley. Now I made some burgers dogs, that's what I did first and then those is barbecue placed at going out of business are relocating. I dont know what was happening, but all I know is all their ship was was half off, so I went down there and I got a thing for fucking ribs right, not baby back either the fucking good. Once you now, you just lay the fucker right over there. Ok, dont ribs, isn't even that hard. All fucking douche bag Jesse are now on on the food chain Talking about all this shit that they do when they sit near what their little fuck and based on what would you do? You swear there was some shit, it's taste good, you stick it in the fucking thing and then you come four hours later and he got all, would you look at tat hour? Would you look at that followed right off the ball?

they eat it. Never always tell you it's good workforce. You gotta say that it's your fuckin cook and show you ever in a cook and show a guide took a boy was a goddamn unable cooked it tried that, you know you would some you lose some back next week. Folks, maybe Well, cooked the shit out of the salmon. They never say that. They always you know it's like they always. Did it to where they like running out of time so before they take half a bite. Nego gay I wish you could take you. Did you fuck and show it? You know, that's like that's in any acting profession. I learned this Wanna did glee, that's called playing the end of the same. You don't owe me.

Give you you know. If you read like you, your senior you have to addiction for right is basically you your character walks into a rental car place, you're supposed to have a fuckin rental car. They don't have it. Then you flip out new yell right in the end is a big fuckin. Yellin bullshit right in the inexperienced actor comes in already fuckin apt up as like. Why are the apt up? You walk in and expect in the fuckin car to be there, you would already be mad you're playing in the end, the scene, that's what those constitute the food network, because it run and not a time. I'll fuckin, Susie, mother and hips their whatever the fuck. A name is who I said: I'd like to bang her before she highlighted her hair and did the whole fuckin J loathing. Was she toned down her fuckin brunetta fish? Look on her face. You don't owe me what's her name Rachel re Rachel re. Did the exact same make over that Fuckin J loaded, both of em? Where were brunettes brown eyes. Big bullshit

in eyebrows. They did the same goddamned thing they fuck They think that shit out through a little throw little Saddam, their hair the sun or whether you jump off the page. Wanna do all over correction, now you're gonna over correct brunette. If you have a correct, brunette eagerly fast Blondin into Redhead, then it's library slope into albino and in the euro. No one's going to see your fucking movie or watch you make some french dip all right, so I'm not making fun of the profession that that's a very delicate process to take someone who had too much brown? You know they got a like them up in the eyebrow hair area, but what I wish they cause, I'm a fucking pervert is it's like aright. You fuckin argued dialed in the sun up top what happened? Thou bottom, your enemy, because if your eye browser that fuckin bushy God's name is going down there,

down there in the slacks area. Did you get that highlighted the second a match Yet I am, I guess, see who we really are when you droids hit the floor. Sweetheart Jesus Christ, I'm well. That was a fine first spoken fit in minutes. Wasn't it have all hey, guess: who's advertising this this this week, guess who's it's our old friends. It pro flowers, remember them way back on mother's day. Never Am I on Valentine's day one? witness up every month. They want you to flowers every month and I What you're thinking? What that's? What I do, I don't know, but it's to me is the pitch man that I have this shop The somehow Bob with an angle. Come up with an angle here. This is what you gotta. Do ok I actually do this ok cities,

come from my heart, not from the wallet right. This is The magic bullet here is coming straight up. Right did make a right turn down on my ass right, my wall. It didn't ok every once in a while. Baby, what's in well wait Clio shifting shifting she stretching then that's it. She did go You look like a little pig. You know that little wild boar, Clia. Those flies on you do you do what's what I'm not looking, is that what you so tired from alter anyways profile everybody is July. Fourth, you could have given some Uncle SAM last week, but it's too late for that now. Is that you

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You don't like somebody. What better way to block this stupid face then to go out and get a bunch of flowers, pro flowers, dot, com, just click on the microphone in the upper right hand corner you type in the password bird, be? U r, r and they'll get the vase they'll stick em in the water and then end of that person, love him or not, send and the dismal I was speaking an dismount it. I was telling you that I will start to put our weight again, Yet I was telling you that I will start to put our weight again: oh Billy, fat again, you know Billy MC fat again. And I decided that I was going to hop that and I was going to turn this bus around it. Try to get myself back and shape I've been doing all all body weight, stuff claim in the rope undoing the pull up. Some during the debate,

I'm the one now what else you got there, whatever the idle do should observe jobs are for girls pull up, the four men are right. In fact, gay ever my boy went Demi more played that chick who got a head buzz down. Gee I Jane right. She wasn't origin of shoes, don't polyps. She was Marie night. I think that was the message to them. Maybe what was the message of that movie other than men are horrific. What is the guy version of that movie like a hot dog over those those tat? Now Movies are used to make when you first got cable ski bodies in the same premise another on the beach should always be checks like just taken their topped up. Like that happens, you know. Maybe it happens.

French Riviera. I don't know, but then they got Harry armpits. This always sought in the balance of our people in the union. The Yang you know I just completely forgot what I was talking about. I'm sorry I'll pull up. That's right! so I don't know if you guys Melissa along with MRS Pack. Yes, I've! I fucked up my adamant. Right side about five years ago I was at a Pittsburgh pirates game. I was one of the few and I was there and I was drunk as always: alcohol was playing a role and I was drunk, I was drunk bill. It was with poverty whose I fucking called look at the bridge I I said it ice when they make this ball park. I said you know what they're gonna do they're gonna. That way you can see the bridge from the from from the hall looking right out there it is. I caught you not taken this. What away from me, you know

look at the bridge. By the late way, I love when you guys and be tweets or twitters and one other fucking. All were now whenever Robinson can know, does something and you make fun averting that always makes me laugh like Canova headed double verse. He called it. He called a call their poverty. Do you want to be the guy who caused it? you all you need is my dude. I called it system number one fuckin call every thing think about it. If you Call everything eventually, something that you said will happen downward you do. Is you yell about it? You continue to yell about it. Hopefully until everybody forgets everything else that you called. That did not happen. You know it is at this point the fact of her

still talks about his call that Robinson Canoe was gonna, be a hall of fame. He watched him like fuckin three weeks. Instead, this guy's gonna be a hollow famer. Evidently, ok, which is absent we ask tonight. Unless you like, TED Williams, less Europe, a guy in baseball. You can, you can look at those things around Vertices one of those guys he wants the goals set at first. So just says shit first, you know if he was on the prices right, there's no way he would pass the first showcase he wouldn't he would bid on it, because he what that other person to bid before he did that's what he would do. Did not make any sense. I don't give a shit. So anyway. I've been workin out this. What the fuck I'm trying to talk about. So it is a fact that may have adamant right. I was I was at the autumn. Does what this other comic Doug Senior? I was appalled vertical what I wanted

and myself. I like dogs, right. We all having a good time drink some beers right, we're all talk and shit is old. I do and next thing you know, I'm trying to show them that I can go into the pike position hammered right. So I put. Fuck it in our one seat, I've been on one other sea, lift myself up and I bring my legs straight out in front of me like I had been doing, but I'm old I didn't stretch, I don't know what happened right. And then later on, the night I'm being drunk it, somebody was skip and rope. On sidewalk, and I had a forty five degrees fuckin angle across from his place, where a bunch of drugs we're getting food for the life of me, I don't know where we get the fuck and jump up and all we got it. I think somebody there had it from the Jim and then that's what it became. That's why what it became is actually fuck and went into the pipe position. So that they like fuckin, skip rope,

typical guy ship are right, and I know this bugs the Ladys, but you know something: that's why this air conditioning? Ok, that's! Why? Because of that shit, because that's how we get I can do this. We could do this like do their fuckin better right. The next thing you know you got wall the wall, carpeting right, so shut your face. And make me a sandwich anyways So the next morning I wake up and around it feels it felt like somebody took some sort of mediaeval like of death: Freddy Krueger Glove dipped in I M a fuckin raked right down the right side of myself. For years, I've been babying it. Finally. At one time I went I got I gotta raft. I believe it is really deep. Fucking massage was really weird. It was the only person I found out. We can know the first person I found. I just click on that. I went to that

that person's place, and I went there and end up being a guy doing it and it was really fuckin weird. It wishes where those I ve done yet not animals that might be going to the other side. That's all right! Then it help out of fucking know seen what I find you said. I finally said. I found it set, is then homophobic by the way that I will only go to a girl to get a fuck a massage unless I'm really hurt Euro from really fuckin hurt, and I'm just so fuckin like tat my job that my shoulder, I just don't give a shit just like just make the pain go away. His aunt homophobic yourself. I bet if a woman did it was like you know, I dont want all she was sailing when a girl. I write some little homophobic go fuck yourself, Zagat issues. So anyways, so I

I find it says you know at what I just try pushing through the paint when I stop in such a fucking pussy just pushed through the pants you don't you know that those that those are the wheels with the handles autumn. I just started doing that. I do ten rhapsode day. I would go too far in like a week. The whole paints gonna gone away. You know me, I can't be like eyes or fuck it now. I feel good is echoed enough bill now now on you to try to learn how to do the human flag, it fuck and forty four years old. Italy going down the street to a stop side door. My little but the little side things trying to build that strike. For what for what purpose built? You know you got your health youtube. Your core feels good again. Why you gonna go down there and just blow something else out your fuckin Moura

Now you ll be right back on a table, get massage by a dude, I'm all right, whatever the fuck. I do so this weekend and he has been away, and so I got this big ring for connecting and I got to the dvd, the GDP, the table that came with it, adopts the took a fuckin month by the way. To get that thing you know I got to get the table where the exits and cause I hate that shit when you fuckin barbecue, when they get

that little those two little looks like those trays at you. You know that you have like an airplane. Ediths set him down a both sides and I suppose you take your whole fuckin. You know all the meat and then went away. Hang the fuckin spatula army that shit. I, the guy, he's gonna danger. I don't need that shit. Ok in happened enemy. You stop deal in that shit, I'm innocent! I watch good fellow the other day and I think I think what the fuck's his name. That item start like him, the best in that movie the foxes name, Polly Posavina. I love I loved. Fuckin thing when he told not to deal drugs he's time other guys, gonna die in jail gay then I happened me and stupid sweaty piece of shit, Henry Hill, the falcon rat. By the way I don't get want one Real had beheld died why people like the kind of confused

Their love of that movie and kind of forgot disguised, read it out, always friends, you know. I believe that movies accurate I know I read it out a strange, but I don't know that's exact reason. Why did was it because he was fuckin deal drugs? Was there a guy saying, don't do it? Am I gonna keep asking questions so anyways? I get this table for this fuckin thing and you don't becomes comes here like a newborn babies, fuckin naked right that new for as not states, got nothin on it right. So I gotta get to deal with all that bullshit. I do that the whole fucking wicked and doing it the right way to by the way. I stand on top and the bottom, and already we get warriors year, you like fuck, that I doing nobody looks under their daughters.

We want to get to that part of the falcon tabled all days. Gotta be underground. Unwarlike go fuck yourself. I did all thing to coats on Friday and Saturday, and today I did the fuckin the varnish, and I can tell you it s a bit of a job ashes, tedious falcon tv, especially if you do the other needs to offset their land on my back like fuckin funds are really gonna. Fuckin lay in their work on this shit, and I attach a lot of times- was not a top up and is working on

MAC. I do this the right way. I was gonna, do list of tough FUCK headway, and I did- and I was happy ass, proud of myself and you know what I want to show it to NEA, and I'm telling you I if she Falcon says why did you PETE come? Why did she to this color right, I'm gonna, take what's left of that, Fuckin stayed a dumper over. I would never do that. You know I'll. Do it myself or become Martin and I will see what she has to say so many ways I got this fuckin egg and I'm gonna make ribs all this shit and somehow still be able do the human flag, as I am in a fuckin honour. What I'm gonna do. I'm gonna buy like a fuckin bison offer via Ebay in freeze that son of a bitch and cook it saw cook it for the rest of the summer. That's gonna, be it. I'm gonna get fat.

The girls gonna get fat, my dicey to get fat man of a whole new, our material, unwanted tubby shit. I am that's how great that thing is all right. Let's plough ahead with the part asked every body. If your new to the podcast in you would like to send me an email. It is a topic you'd like me to discuss, go off on it. Your possibly you want to give me shit. You're, probably say bill where the fuck do I do that you go to bill at the M M podcast dotcom! That's why you ve made me bill at the Capital M capital M capital. P Odd, cast out, come right, that's it and are before In addition, I would be in Washington DC tomorrow, night to Tuesday night at the You see improved celebrating their thirty years in the business by telling my dick and shit jokes. Add there now this weekend, I will be at Hampton Beach in new. Hampshire have to be borne casino,

one of my favorite values that I do. Let's Zepplin played there were a few small venues that they played on their quick little tea party toward that they did before they just blew up and then I'll be at the Newport Yachting Centre in Newport Rhode Island. I know it sounds fancy, but I swear to God. It's an air conditioned tent in a parking lot. Yet when you walk out the tat, you can see a bunch of yachts, but I'm not on one. It sounds good. The art. Ok! Here we go first, one first, one out of the gate, validation, sons, mother is not job is a nut job. That's an escape. Dual she's are flocking, not Europe. Dear Billy boy did I just fuck this thing up come on. Go on. I need life. Here we go dear Billy boy. A couple months ago I split up, but with my son's mother we weren't married. So I basically pack my shit up in my son stuff and moved out. We had been get it. We

we're getting alone for a while because she didn't help me out with our sun and was texting all the time. That's what she was doing. She was texting all the time as euphoria talking to the allegations, probably fuck it sorry Dmitri, then there are the night. Before I moved out. I received the text talking about treating her better than I did. I, ass to see your phone and she wouldn't let me so. I moved out next day and she spent the night with some do that same night, I moved out yet duty. Let me say something: your girl, isn't paying attention to you and she's texting all the time, she's talking to the deck that she's right Ok, so much yours is vibrating, she ate text and you are right, no Kay. Anyways next night, the next this guy started living with her. He's crazy ass if she had a full on relationship goin on the site, so you're pretty much through

A couple weeks later it was mother's day, and she told me what my son wanted me to get her My son is two years old and doesn't really talk a whole lot, so she was telling me what she wanted. I told you go fuck yourself, because wasn't getting oh shit. They go good for you. You told me that she was still the mother of my child and I should get her something Jesus Christ is this people who use their kind of guilt. We actually use like the children. The fuck is wrong with you Anyways also, I have paid the rent right before I moved up when I found this I was staring staying there. The night I moved out, I canceled the rent check, and also got my name off the lease. Wolf is a nice one to the fucking job I know I did the right thing. Please tell me that you agree that this check is fucked up in the head to all and sets moved out. She sees us on one or two days. A week tops.

So to me, she's, a shitty mother who didn't deserve it, deserve a gift, go fuck yourself, Pierre. When you come into the Kansas City area, well, granted heard, your side of the story, but yes sounds like the way that the picture your Peyton there, sir, absolutely look the fact that today you will out. She bags another guy than the other person moves, and I mean I think you got a good. I think you got a good day, there was nothing but victory in there As far as I see you didn't marry, aided lover, you knocked her up. You tufted out. He tried to do the right thing was no love their sustain. At the end, In the end she was door. What she wanted, the dough she was trying to find love somewhere else. She's probably were relieved that you're gone I will tell you this. So the fact that you have a kid with third she's gonna, be in your life for at least another sixteen years until his kids eighteen years old. So she could make your life really fuckin miserable.

Don't ask me how I dont know they find a way it's what they do. So you know that this one you right. If she gives you shit to spill explicit, I move out in that night. You bang another guy and the next day. You know the guy moved it. Ok, I can. The math am. I really was said here believe that you didn't have a relationship gone on while we're still together and then you want me to go out and buy. You were a fuckin. Floppy really has. Are you telling me well screaming and you can't come on that was achieved Surprise we're getting a divorce write, his new story, I am able. I know you have you aren't therapists, but I think I just want to talk to anyone at this point. So here goes. I've been married for just under four years to my wife. What data for four years prior to marriage? I love,

being married and have said that anyone that asked since day one we own a nice house together, we have three dogs, pitfalls too good man and both make a decent, having. I share everything in my life with my wife when something makes me happy, she knows when I'm upset about something I tell her throughout the course of our relations. About once a year. She would suddenly without warning, say you she was unhappy and has been for months. She says she has discussions with your mom, who loves me and is the sweetest woman alive and close friends about the things that make her on her be buying ever hear a word about until it boils over and she floors What how unhappy she is not fair that we try to work it out them make sure Is she would act like it was ok while bottling it up again once once the lid goes on, the body there's no opening it again, each and every time she calls the unhappy

state of the union, but Jesus Christ do get to Please be honest, saying that I am very happy with her. I love our jokes and honesty and Joe honestly Joyce Money above all the Jesus Christ do get to the fucking point are at last Wednesday. Here we go, we had a good night together, we went out for dinner, an ice cream and laughed at about our Babar. So I come home the following night and no great mood. She told me she had talked your mom and a friend and that they recommended talk to me. I was confused. More shit about not being unhappy. They was, I wanted anything to make her happy, but she told me she didn't think there was anything. It was very emotional, as she finally must up the courage to say that we might need to go separated. I was floored. Not in an almond asshole husband that sits around drink spear, much is for. Well with his body way. I love my wife. We have free. Ok, do ok, ok, ok, ok,

So the following day after much reluctance, I get her, do agree to try marriage counselling, so we can work out Happiness dude, I'm not giving you shit that this is the upon your heart. Opposition just happened, I understand, but for the sake of the listeners I gotta put fly through this I get agree with her. I get too. I get it. Ok, so the following day like Lord of the rings here after much reluctance. Get her to agree to try marriage counselling, so we can work out her unhappy. I was willing to do anything at this point. I immediately scheduled an appointment with cancer and was looking what have you, someone neutral for us to talk to later? That. We were lying in bed? I asked you if there was someone else in her life, she said now. I do dodges is our Jesus Jesus. Here we go. We just went over the waterfall folks, our work with you. It is not only the story. We were hearing the waterfall and we just look at the

first in the raft with panic, look on her face for that split second, before we try to desperately but surely trying paddle the fuckin thing over to the goddamn coast. Ok, you, Go we're going over. I gotta feel we're going over. She said now there's no one else in my life I asked if she's ever been on faith for our relationship relations. And she adamantly said no again If she turned out the light and lay down to sleep five minutes later, she sat up and turn the light on. Ah fuck. She told me she just lie to me and said that He had messed around with someone a year into our marriage and he writes in capital letters what period the period FUCK period. A programme to tell me what messing around was ass. God at least be a blow job. Upham whore,

and after a minute of me guessing. Her silence told me that she went down on a guy. She worked. Swear to God I had read this. If I was virtually right now do what I say you I may you heard me with the fucking creep. I was furious and hurt and furious again. She cried it said she was sorry. We cried together. Do your big Amanda me while try to wrap my head around how she could possibly have done that to me. I've had casual floor the people over the years, but to act on something physically with someone other than your spouse is completely disgusting. To me, though,. As far as I love this woman more than anyone here we go again, no rest for the last eight years. She knows anything about me. I wanna Haider and make her sleep at a parents house until we divorce, but all I want to do as the Abbe near again. Yet do that's because yet

She she was in a hurry up orphans. That's what happened here now: you're scampered, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on, You know she s an ex replaced that she just called in the huddle. That's why this this is. Why such to, be you right now where my close friends tells me, what I know is the right thing. He goes. Let it go, don't bother with cloud what else Don T, you don't know about our ever trust, her again bills, it possible for me to forgive my wife and my wasting my time. Also I find out who's. This guy is, and I really wish I Hadn'T- had dude. Of course, all I wanted to do was sharply job beat the shit out of him like ignored, beats the blonde pretty boy up and fight club. He writes. I wanted to destroy something beautiful. My other thought. Is since this guy also cheated on his girlfriend. Who is still with my we did it with my wife. I threatened to tell his girlfriend what he done, but not actually do it. Yet

do that that way, he live in fear of coming home and her knowing everything, because I told her or he would try to beat me to admit toward. Thirdly, any relationship and getting terminal cancer and AIDS terminal cancer. And aids, and you know what you're still being a gentleman. I still think that your your handling, this with class wishing terminal cancer and AIDS on this guy I know you give a shit give a shit, but occupying, but I've gotta Aki. My time mine. So I thought I'd I'd I'd. Do it here yet do. Why would you think I don't give a shit? You know not a friend of yours, but you don't owe me. Can you fuckin bright? This is horrific. Are you first Why should bills it possible for me to forgive my wife eventually you're gonna have to I am, are you're gonna go on a flock and tear and you a meet some really damage. Fuck in women

Gonna reinforce everything that you ve now found out about your wife. She can't do that you gonna go on. I fucking hate flock pussies free. That is yeah. You don't do that he said and my wasting my time yeah do it's over she's, not happy she's, not good, at communicating she put the lid on it. You know it boils over this deal. Do you know what I I guess he's gonna kill? You are right, let's go at the positive, you don't have any kids with her. Ok, you can just walk away. Ok, we're prop, and there was there's nothing we can do to help needed make. Did you fuck and walk away just walk away? It's all right. That's a good thing: I'd what're, you ve got a bunch of kids with this fuckin this person who, for whatever reason, could

say that they were. I dont think that she wanted to fuck and marry you are. Then she ignore is her feelings she, actually have an fuckin breakthrough right now, whilst stopping all over your fuckin heart right? Well, I don't know I don't know, I don't fuck her. Be bright. Do you fucking you loved her with all your you say, a mother's sweetheart. You got dogs, you like communicating. Do you know something eat your like the fuckin guy you're, the guy My girl wants me to be every fuckin one. Once a guy like that a guy who actually wants to be married guy who actually comes Alma communicates. You know a guy gets. Well what the mom and all that type of shit you're a family man right. Unfortunately, you know you met the wrong person. Self fucking. Forget that do right, forget it forget it fuck that fact at Dover walk away.

What walk away don't give a fuck about? You know what you're talking about their you're talking about like that the amount of fucking shit she asked go through before she had learned how to communicate a fuckin emotions, and frustration! That's gonna meet every once in a while she's gonna blow. Somebody at work. Are you wasting your time acts of fuckin lulli, ok, abso, fuckin, Lulli, and, as far as like, go in there and trying to fuck off. That other guy that other guy, is he's already. You don't need a fuck em over his fuckin himself. Over he's. Never did he's living a life of misery that life is miserable to fuck around with the person that you with with somebody else that is a miserable life. You know, I don't know I think it's something that a lot of guys do myself included back in the day in my twenty he's gone in the thirties, trying to fuck and now you know, figure

so far, I lived a life that whole fuckin double its horrible, so fuckin whore. Thing, then, in the end, I, up alone: and I heard a lot of people- and I was a complete piece of shit so and believe me do it was missing. And ended up leave me on a fuckin futon at so yeah. Do you your euro, Don't become a piece of shit now, don't I urge other women like that. Just fuckin euro yeah get out of it Get out of it and just know that it's gonna be a fuckin. I don't know it's gonna be a hundred yards of pain that you never fucking dealt with in your life and you just gotta go through it and dumb. I would say the next time you get with somebody make. You know Gonna get serious with somebody who make God damn sure that they not a fucking communicate because that's it. That's a scary thing to do.

Where the woman who does not communicate because that something that this wasn t just how do you know in a way They make you better. Could you all, I can just say, no feel like doing out without Fuckin punch in the wall. You know they do that set it sell you down. If you get one, psycho and she can't sell you down. I mean she's, she's damaged goods stood right heavier next one. This is just keep get deeper, a sexual from plant or something dear Billy. This is a bit of change from the emails usually get, but I hope you can help me out any ways of twenty six year old guy, completely normal in every way, except for one, I'm a sexual for your nurse who don't know what that means. It means I don't feel any sexual dot desires at all. I never have take a moment. Wrap your head around that one? I think it would be more than a moment.

Let me ask you this: what do you do with all your free time? You know how many fuckin languages. Can you speak everything about that like fuckin shit. You would get done if you weren't chasen at all the goddamned type aright. But believe it or not. I do have a girlfriend. We ve been together for four years. So You do to get aroused. Think about like when it's over, I'm really been a dick right. Now I'm sorry, but it goes in both for that. We were friends for about another five years. We both help each other through some rough shit, Should decided that we wanted to be more than friends, she's the first girl I've ever known. Who made me wish I wasn't as a sexual. She knew all about it. When we started dating so? They were no surprises. In fact, she's been really cool. We talked about it a lot We did have sex, which was once or twice a month. I did everything I couldn't make it good for.

This is like fastening so like what are you thinking of Euro. Three more minutes that you should be happy. Ro Ro Ro your boat gently down, but lately things have been different it wasn't a sudden change with something I just noticed recently. She does joke around about sex ass, much ass she used to and we now have sex once every two or three months are most bond is still as strong as ever. In fact, just last week we were talking about marriage by ever feel my got that she be fucking another guy I know her well enough to know that having sex four times a year is nowhere near enough for her. The thing is It wouldn't bother me if she was fucking. Someone else. I know she has needs that I can't fulfil so I'd be willing to have a pinch hid her coming and get the job done for me. Jesus talk about in one. Eighty from the last story, I judged sorry had a pause and do the math and just make sure that I didn't say that the wrong

we're so tat. There was a total three sixty now there was a one eighty I just wanted. I just to know about it. I've I've wanted to ask her about it, but I'm worried about what will happen if I'm wrong what I do I love the scolded get death and I never forgive myself. I fuck up a good thing. We have the other that's outside my totally outside my bones. I don't want to. I would I would start going to therapy alone. First and then possibly bring her in blood arm. You know that I don't know, I don't know anything about, I don't know anything about being a sexual, so that that would be my advice. You know if you want to fix their problem, that type of thing, but I don't know by failing to let you down, do upside barometer sitting Fucker Roma yap. Like I mean I don't get the fuck, I'm talking about to begin with thy deftly. Don't know I'm talking about that. I worked. I would go, get some fuckin there

De I just say I don't know what it is inside I'll fucking. Nothing gets me going then. Hopefully, you you go to some a sexual specialist Jesus on the worst. Sorry, I let you down I'll, give you a podcast magnet. I see our twenty seven year old Virgin Jesus Christ, Hey Billy,. Love to hear your humorous. Take on my pathetic situation. First of all, dude. Let's work on yourself estate all right, you're already shit, all over yourself. Or I watch this guy watch. Him should all over himself twenty seven year old virgin. Oh Jesus, that's what he robbed. Your first question is due to be how the fuck did that happened well, to protect myself. I actually preserve prefer to keep my background is quite as possible. I am not trying to get you to write yourself up, here's what I can say, we're rich town inhabited by obnoxious counts. A superhero. That's like exact same background of like every fuckin superhero movie. Isn't it

Are you like a superhero? That's, like the exact same background of like every fuckin superhero movie. Isn't it for because nerds right, those movies. Is it not a fight and all of a sudden you I couldn't, I knew how to fight what, if I could fly where there was a girl could save me, then they drive. And then nerds line up around the block to go see it did you see new Spiderman. Yes, it's exactly. The other ones I was always the weird kid and very socially awkward people hated me, no matter how nice I was, and eventually I came to hate myself and still do I called it. Do they fuckin called shit all over himself? Virtually It was discovered that I most likely have em I'll case of Asperger's syndrome, which is a mild form of Otto, which his way out of my leg trying to make me look DOM. I thought I did that by achieve that by- How awful I read out loud here we go

that causes social ineptitude and Corky personality traits, while I would go find a hooker with Asperger's. That's the first thing I would do you get the fuck envy off my back. Definitely where a condom see that's where my advice is gonna, be coming from yes, yes, a weird conversation in some ironic vehicle. Least discovering this made me more of self aware, and I've been able a cleaner I act over the last few years, but I have a lot of social anxieties, shyness very few friends on the flip side of actually pretty decent. Looking, have a decent job in a laboratory? These a fuckin he's gotta, get bit, myself that radioactive and he's gonna become superhero and I'm a certified commercial pilot and do volunteer work. Dude, like you know something. If if I was in the FBI, like so many fuckin red flags just went up there, ok

that's the set up now now for the question. First, what the fuck would you do? If you were my situation, I told you, I get a hooker with Asperger Syndrome and you guys could just bond. Over that, I don't have lovingly real questions. I'm obviously kidding about trying to find work with aspects is syndrome right. You couldn't find what they'll be like needle in a haystack which you have to do is go to an escort service and request that personally, I would think of the four thirty six twenty four thirty six with Asperger her color does not matter. Yes, I can hold next if ever ventured we I ever do make it anywhere. With a chair. Should I tell her up front about my status. I had this conversation a few with friend, who has a lot of romantic spirits and she said it would.

Extremely obvious that I'm new to the game and that with holding that information, could itself be detrimental. But I also know that if I do tell a chicken twenty seven year old Virgin, she would demand an explanation before going any further will send up red flags for the most? What do you do built thanks to do your support gas and go fuck yourself eyes? What I would do I would just start hidden on every checked fuckin interests me and I would be just totally honest, tell em tallow. But you're you're right. You situation is, and you know if she doesn't accepted than fucker. Let us walk and then you have to deal with any the bullshit eating or you just you just fast forward through a three year, fuck her effect relationship. I would just be a from people, I wouldn't open it with air. You have beautiful eyes and I have Asperger. I wouldn't do that. You know

I will work on my self esteem. I would talk shit you just you shouldn't yourself right out of the gate, I mean. Obviously I know you don't do that when you said you were twenty seven, your virgin, and in that you probably go that route but think good thoughts about yourself man, I know it's kind of like simple, but you know you got a like you, gotta Mps. I felt a little bit go out there and you know you want to go, find the checking of dreams, but just go out. You don't tell some growing Fuckin Asperger syndrome without. Why don't you just? Do it with somebody that you're really interested it, but just when I go on, get lay just got to start hit, not checks, turn it into a game. So you have to deal with the pain of rejection. Just be like all right. I don't have the balls to to take the next step, over. That step is peeling yourself off the balkan war. Striking up conversation just say in a load of a pretty girl. She walks down the street just try to get over that fuckin hurdle and give you permit itself.

Mission to suck and you just u gradually build but up it's like learn how to play guitar you're, going to pick it up and immediately being player. You songs, you learn a couple of fuckin courts. You know that you're fingers hurt you get frustrated. Keep coming back and eventually can fuckin play. Pussy is no different, that's what I would do, Put the Asperger on the back burner, who knows? Maybe not it's fucked up as you think you are socially. You don't owe me We got a sense of humor under that. I think you do you shouldn't yourself anyway. You know, Spinning around that? Why do you have any interest go gotta go to forget. I don't know what ever get out. You fly. Kids go to some flying a kite convention, there's gotta be so woman, there was a light Kate. I know that overly simplified thing by that's what I would do all right. And then, when you go to like hook up with somebody

They see it all and yet tell em. If you start you not drawn what you d want to watch a couple of fuckin porn out. You know you can get the idea. Actually, no don't do that. Don't do that because in your second starts slap Anna Maria, don't do that and I want to tell you the right gig by some books, I say: go by some visor boxing they're dead. That that part of the bookstore that being off it bookstores exist anymore, going gone line is gonna, be plenty of information but if you literally looked up finger banging technique, is you looked had a kiss? I bet this discovery. Reams of fuckin information, I've never done it. Because I never had to just get closer to the ground and wish that forth information was around. Way back in the day when he had no idea is practice kissing you fuckin pillow, and try to over Conversations in the Fuckin Highschool cafeteria try to figure out what people are talking about. That's all. I ask

do you have you have the whole world, the your fingertips euro? So when you die, in the laboratory work with radioactive shit before you big yeah, give bit by something you don't want to go on get laid before you learn how to fly a right? That personal dilemma head up, Hey Bill, hey Bill read my fuckin letter. I got some raw Look who's up, look who woke up what's that body.

How are you you wanna go outside? We make my dog health, as is clear. We want more side. Cleo stands at around Cleo Cleo. Do you try your love, clear command? clear: if you my story, knife welcome their bugs Bunny cartoon Bullfrog sing and how are my baby, our my honour? Now you guys here. If you want to clear now, she's Lincoln herself, like a fuckin, be able atop. There are when will the women he built a few days ago, a good friend of mine lost dead in a motorcycle accident. Jesus Christ they're ready ray of sunshine. At the end of these, we started off limits which is rewind here. Let's see where the fuck we week, how we got to this point,

started off validation, my sons and not job. I was kind of, though, whatever surprise we're getting a divorce. I blew somebody at work holy shit that we go a sexual fuck. With that around them? We got hit the twenty seven year old version now. Talking about death. Ok, and none of this in my qualified to talk about bill a few days ago, A good friend of my lost her dead in a motorcycle accident. It obviously an incredible emotional time for her and her mother, much younger brother s a fairly her dead. This is such an awful joke. Today's tear that sticks. His stick. Rigour like picture off the back of the suv. Sorry I the lighted up. I had to lighten up. I'm sorry, Her dad loves his motorcycles and would take it across the car. With his body and his wife and he had his kids on dirt. Since they were young everywhere.

Is giving all the support they can and will continue to do so in time. During this, time of our bilateral, my body and I both body first motorcycles and have been really excited to get it out on the road we ball put over fifteen and into not only our bikes but riding gear and two courses, obviously this is- pretty bad timing, and we can't cancel reschedule the first course or else we both give a grand to these dicks for nothing. The course is next can now we're not sure whether or not we should go under the circumstances at the funeral falls within that we then it's obviously more important, but if not should we take the course. I told her about the bike and through this is fucking hilarious. This is fucking hello, Is this guy is trying to act like you

He cares about this guy and is trying to way whether I got take. My funds are rarely course or go to the fucking funeral. I thought the stick figure was a bad joke now I feel bad about it. I told her about the bike and courses. For the accident, so hiding it really is an option. I don't think she would want us anywhere near a bike after this ok, see what you do honour. I strike that's right what I just said. I ve been close with this girl for a while, and I don't want to do anything that might make the situation worse. Where's my body and I both No. This sounds incredibly fucking selfish and, if we had the option of even reschedule. We would have done it, but a grant student has a lot of money. We don't want to give it to these projects, What are these guys are pricks how they pricks these, do not, for example, business. They said what it was up front. They didn't jacket up, you paid a form you trying to make them out to be the bad guys here. But we also want a friend and make her maybe

a fairer, maybe make things worse. If that's even possible at this point, what should we do? Thanks, dude, you wanna go to this fucking. Wars and the worst way you give a shit. You care but you don't want to lose you fuckin money, yeah thousand bucks is a thousand bucks. I don't know what to tell you that I am sure that we in Europe do, but you want to go. You die we want to go. There was a way for you to go and not go to the funeral without getting in trouble. You would fucking do it in a second and has nothing to do with those fuckin pricks with their business. Aren't you know, who's kids dude that, even though the fucking dancing skipper around there, you wanna fuck it Go learner right of motorcycles. You, fifteen thousand dollar motorcycle with your punkin tusk, Darrow outfit. You wanna go put that on

Is there a way for you to fuck and go to the course and then come back to this? what you do. You go. Take the course that, day fully the funerals at night, In writing. The servers starts you have you come flying back on your bike and in tribute today, Guy died anymore, suddenly come through right through the fucking church door. Was on the motorcycle and when everybody fuckin, Ass, you just yell out. That's the way water wanted. It won't work good. I don't worry low, Why do you want I know you want me to do there Look at me that way January with the service. That's what you do. That's my advice. If you fuck. Do it cause? I know you want to do. It

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thought my bs before even realized it smelled. She was deaf. Smarter than me because after I was through pouting about being dumped. I realize she was right. That's very mature! You know you're, not that dumb. There's a lot of smart guys You know that can't you David Albert Einstein, would do that. Subject smarter than him. He could fuckin handle that with his fill spectre, hair cut before still Spectre Tom Cell mustache. I also use my question: how do I make smart chicks Dahmer her thanks for your help go, fuck yourself, fuck, others, ok disguise a wise ass. I like how you make smart, chicks, dumber. Is what you do. I don't care who day They gotta have some sort of physical thing that you can tell it there that their sensitive about ok,

Maybe they have little arms might at little hot italian check on the food network. You know every time she goes to reach something like her. Arms always totally straight or ass. She can't get it yet. She somehow like five for two. That's what you do you just look for something: ok and then you focus on that any time she starts being smarter. You bring up our little arms. You know you gradually destroy, her spirit, that's how you do it now. Do you want to do that? I hope you dumb cause. If you do then seriously go fuck yourself, sir anyway, Lisco dilemmas bill. Would you rather gain a three pack a day, smoking habits or have to wear a dress for the rusty life? I take a dress all day long.

I take all Fuckin day long. I would get some fuckin fruity smelling shampoo to wash what's left of my hair. Where right, where down the street, you know What do I would start hanging out in coffee houses and act like I play guitar and propagate more ass than I ever did as opposed to fork three packard. They smoking abbot, there's no five We do that, then what die earlier I'll be in my death bed. Gaunt adage, your dress still be alive. The till it first place back, I gotta get away again. Would you rather have a third nipple in the centre of your chest or a third testicle out without question? I take the third ball all day, long with a fox going to see it. You know, and then, if ever get kicked in the balls, I got, one that can get out of the way? So maybe you can like somehow offset the pain of one and only feels like like when landscapes kicked in the balls Zeb make any sense I mean

I don't know when one is a girl really. What is a girl really even look at your boss, you're funny? I could have three balls and my girl would now you know, I never noticed were cause you're dead and it's all fuckin inflated and not inflated and Dan and it's it's like. I know what it is like a ball SEC, how do you know what the fuck is in their yeah thrown over whether they want to give a shit was to have another third one sit. There look alike, late Model Ford, nineteen, forty eight four it was at the now. What was that, guy that TIM Robards their cards him Robins made in that movie talk Look I'm like a front end. Those tuckers yeah, I'm not doing that Third, headlight no fuckin way no way does not enough make up to cover that up, but you know whatever throw some Nelson, my baubles,

you know what I say about my ball: begged the more the merrier. How do you like that? Our aid and what that support gas. For this week, everybody up nice and early its able to be downloaded perfectly. What could you think about bitching about next? Who knows please visit me on. Wait. I am almost to one hundred thousand followers. You know and I think what two hundred thousand, that's going to be critical mass and that's when I can really start hit you guys with my conspiracy theories and impossible? start getting a little man get up. That's! Ok! This week everybody I'm gonna be at the Deasey Improv Authority sold out barometer, bring it up just so. I can tell you that sold out Europe like when you have a poster the wall they just stamp sold out on itself with a wise, still advertising to rub it in that I'm not going. That is exactly what I'm doing about the DC and prompt out about their to celebrate.

Say bring their fuckin thirtieth anniversary. One of my favorite clubs of all time yielded some special ones out the ones that I dreamed of playing- and that is one of how do you like that endorsement people at the dizzy improv? I love you so much and would be there on a Tuesday, ah cheese, it you know I just try to overly cross my leg over the top. Armrest here, and I just crushed one of my balls for a second, you don't. Why do you think that just happened? do you think my house is haunted? Do you think that was maybe someday he used to live here. Name Ulysses, who was killed by a bunch of fucking me, neighbourhood, kids, because they found out he had three balls. I finally brought it up and I unleashed him. You know what I think. I'm Recall Gostar ask us to grace the ghost three ball Larry, and you know it's funny about that. Fuckin ridiculous goddamn show is, they would actually show up to film it. Yet

You know I want you out of film them film in my place and catch them when they throw that rock down the hall. The aglow with the fuck. Did you feel so? Do I definitely felt something You know that show is it's like a bunch of Paul vertices chasing goes. You want. You want the biggest the biggest pocket scam ever. This is such a big fight between me and the all. The time is the use of the fucking dishwasher, I think, Dishwasher is one of the biggest scams other than the Federal Reserve, because Federal Reserve ice, cubes, anger, and then the dishwasher. And you could throats get bales in there somewhere his his

dreaming and yelling somewhere ignored in there somewhere go fuck. You know it's all. It's all up to personal opinion, the dish wash it doesn't fucking wash dishes, and I This is the same topic. We d better, go all the way yeah it doesn't it doesn't. The dishwasher does not scrub dishes, it basically like ever take a piss in this skid mark in the toilet, and you just start paying on it. That's what a dishwasher does you know so, basically if the food is banned there long enough? It's not common off all right and my lady will walking put dishes in there and they ll stay in their fucking days, and then she runs it and it gets it gets most of it then,

and then I go out to make myself an egg and their fuckin dinner from foreign three nights ago. Couples sticks, skit, marks a toilet, on your good marks, the fucking plates. It drives me nuts. I hissing fit everybody. Ok, I literally I hadda has, if at all, even call it that if you saw it, you left your asses off cause. I was here by myself, cursing and screaming. When I couldn't figure out, why wouldn't have any fuckin forts? Where are the forks and then I followed was. I No one had better in the goddamned dishwasher, I went all open, dishwashing, those like fuckin, ten plates and they're. All with this shit did you couldn't get off You gonna have to hire whether those fucking guys who paints cars. At this point come over here that sandblasted we get the shit off at the butter and I'm gonna talk too much about the ship. The dish dishwasher is completely scam. It doesn't work work and, for some reason it adds value to your house when people shot.

We have a dishwasher. How do they have that ban that doesn't really work? You know Jesus. You built, you know it's your and our fifteen minutes in you gave up their fuckin monies worth. Do you really need to end it with your goofy little Rick About dishwashers, do you think other PETE never used them and realise that they don't quite fuck and work, is stupid? Cunt are at their supply. Yes, go! Fuck yourself I'll talk to you next week.