Hey, what's goin on still burn is time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday, we august first, oh my god. Where is the falcons? some are goldwyn. I've barely had time to get a lobster role, heavy ahead, the lobster rolled down at mocks. Oh, it's a fucking die for you. I think I dont like is the fuck line. So god, damn long? I go through half a pack of cigarettes waiting for it by the time I get up there burned all my taste buds, so I can't taste the lobster butter and yeah it's august. First, who the fuck know I don't I don't buy the way I don't fuck with lobsters. Can you tell them?

tired is shit. I took a fuckin red eye, but not a red eye. Early morning flight back, I barely slept, causes a bunch of comic. So the play kobe back from more re, all had a great time appeared. The montreal comedy festival for again that let's talk about, why I don't fuck with lobster because they buy tell them alive and then people who are lobsters say that the lobsters don't feel anything rather than they don't have a voice to be like could turned down the hill low, but I'm getting read my lobster ass only right, they, they can't say anything. You know there are many fish. That said

waiting lists are mammals and they can run their yaps as a dolphin. A mammal cause get a couple of little fucking whiskers like that dude who can just never grow a beard, his whole fucking life. That's actually a good thing. If you're pretty hairless usually meet you, but on top he had, but those fuckin guys with the hairy backs and Jim class. Unlike eighth grade, they fuck, you look like a substitute. by the time the nineteenth there are affected lobster. If I still don't understand you know, I bet if I was to look right now. If I was to be inquisitive- and I would I would look this up right now-. Kate, humane way to cook lobster

this kind of funny cause you imagine. If lobsters aid us all believe me body, if they could, they would take you get, it does fucking clause or a little bit bigger. They take a lot more than just your, and how do we do this? What safer. Lobsters best, when killed immediately before cooking was shit, let's get to it. Unless you bought of frozen lobster What you brought home from the market is alive and kicking, and that leaves the task up to the cook. What is the most humane way to despair, of a lobster ivory. back this article cause it says it did say killed so did not trying to like sugar called killed. This is good writing cause. They already said killed in the in the paragraph For some reason, when you're writing you, it's not good, to repeat words like that.

He looked to set it up, even though, when regular people are just talk, and they repeat the same words all the time that get you fuckin kid me. Do you fucking kidding me You know a better writer. What said to you fuckin kid me and then be like bro kid. I you fuckin shit me. While plunging the live lobster into a pot of boiling water will surely be fatal. There is some to debate as to whether it is cruel. Now who your fuckin the world is like. It's not cruel. It's absolutely cruel its. Whether or not you give a fuck that

Don't want the lobsters, thrashing tail often makes a knocking sound inside the pot, sometimes loosening the lid, and that can make the cook or those near by waiting for dinner a bit uncomfortable. Yeah I wish this thing get boil the live, wouldn't quit disrupted our meal moreover, had twenty the appetizers. Could you fuckin Boil the live a little quieter, but does the lobster suffer The jury is still out on this one, but most chef agrees that dispatching elapsed before cooking is the best approach killing before cooking there a few ways to kill a lobster.

Oh Jesus, but there's only one way to get it in the pot by doing it before cooking, you have the option to boil bake steam or cook it another way, freeze the lobster by placing it in the free. All my dad's got to freeze to death. What would you choose boil the law you gotta go freeze to death, you got to The cold is me, some asshole out there go lower. Actually, if boiled down to be over quicker, they're, both equity debt shut up, fuckin death expert freeze, the lobster by place. In the freezer for thirty two sixty minutes before putting it and he can't just fuckin. take a little club and hit him on the head. Gay you go a quicker option. Is the plunge

straight down in the care of pace, part of the exiles, skeleton on lobsters by pace, the tipp of the sharp chefs nice behind the lobsters eyes right below, where the clause meet the body and, halfway to the first joint swiftly, plunged the knife down through the head, the Eggs will continue to move a bit, but the lobster is in fact dead. Why is this so many mysteries with these fucking lobsters about whether there feeling shit, whether there alive or dead, I'm getting to the point where I'm gonna start blaming the victim. Maybe if these lobsters do, I communicate a little better, they could avoid such a horrible death and anyway, oh my god, so fucking wiped out. But my kids are coming back from hanging out over some friends houses, their friend's house. There

One day today, my wife's bringing him back and they're going to be back here in like a little bit. I haven't seen him in two days, so I don't want to do anything else other than play with them today. So I am knocking this the fuck up, yes, that was up in montreal. I played the bell centre where they hated helps the avatar blue blogger, whoosh play it was broken and credible What an amazing crowd they were just great sense of humour and they just really listened. Good take about a ride? I had an absolute fuckin blast and We showed the movie trailer for old dad's. Everybody seemed really enjoy that and.

I'm getting very excited about whenever that movie comes out, and I worked with the Nate craig and Joe barton. They both absolutely killed. Thank you, bruce hills and everybody at the montreal comedy festival I had a. I had a great time, although I was a little depressed just thinking about how long. I've been going to that thing. I don't just some got me. You know, I think I said a little bit too much time alone in the hotel room. The smoke started catching up. May I just started thinking about man. I mean when I first came here: Because allowing such should have changed and stuff, you know, I still did the hike up the stairs in that fuckin now that beautiful park they have always take a picture.

Montreal expos stadium olympic stadium, where were cover which, if I'm not mistaken, I think Bruce jenner before he became Caitlyn one one did the catherine. Whenever amazing, if Kate magenta came back- and you know, did the catholic and then one and four could be the first person to ever win the mail and food. Male, the calf love him. One is that going to happen again. We may get it never happened, but if it did happen. You know of boosting way, solid time on woodchips steady got doing chips if you just became caitlin data, let the soda cagney and lazy euro. He couldn't one both scatter harm, her, oh by the way rest in peace. bill Russell. The great bill Russell has passed

the way from just one of the most important figures- maybe in sports history right up there with the. Ali Jackie Robinson and everybody else of that era. I think it's amazing that he lived to be eighty eight at his height. You know how many like six foot, nine six foot, ten old guys do see, walking around do you know why that is? Is cause everyone He gets the same size had so It has to work that much harder to pump the blood, the tippy toes and come back again, which is why even put not a few pounds, you know puts all this pressure on your heart. But why would go into that, but I mean just like you know: there's been so many big man over the years that die prematurely

we'll chamberlain. I thought of he made sixty Moses. Malone was another one, Darrell Dawkins, all these big men that I will you know either just missed. Watch, their careers have gone to pass and bill Russell continued to live to be eighty eight so that, and that is amazing baronne, while the great great of all I am, and I fucking blows, but I mean city. Toward thing when you live a long life. There's nobody left, but is actually a lot of cell to serve as colleagues the depression that I haven't. I was up in montreal. You know: wasn't around anybody else was kind around the fuckin see and like just all the memories I had and how much time is gone by and how are you?

Do I hung out with there are no longer here anymore, just fuckin wild copy. I lost the minds of people are dead than other people. You know it may get married had kids in it. Don't have time to fuckin hang out, I'm just like what that's like I gotta like and get out of here I gotta go. Do the stairs I gotta keep going. You know it's really crazy. But if you're into that sort of more rose sort of you, feeling that you want to watch me? If you want to view your little down the dumps right now maybe just want to hang there for a little longer and you need a movie that will be a nice company for you on criteria on channel. You know that it as all the best shit is no way to bring up you watch that channel without coming off like a snub. I

this movie, I had never heard of called a fat city. Ass dying, Stacy teach my fuckin brain, I can't think of any body, an ad Jeff bridge I am a woman and get nominated for an oscar. I should just pull the sub right now. It's a boxing movie beautifully shot, and let me see here, fat city cast every go susan, Susan, Nicholas collar santos, I how he name she played culture, cheers was enraging bull and all that just a fuckin, incredible movie. I checked out so I watched a lot of shit.

When I was in montreal, I usually go to like the young comic showcase. I was unable to get to work as my flight get soda. It now has only therefore like thirty six hours, so I went over this place called the nest at a great time and tat. Tommy turned automated, I had even though he was gonna, be there, and I have just said it is time that I saw him had a lotta laughs. Just such a great guy one of the great comics in the world I got to see him, do hilarious, set and I realize it as I was leaving that the place where that calmly club is was where the original three or four was were rocket reassured and all of those guys played Not the one in the middle that I associated with glee cabinet

oh christian values Chris nylon, who s patrick. Why a boner, Stefan reshape, oh, my god. It's funny now look back like. Finally, all those memories and everything, but when we were playing those, I fucking hated. All of those guys. And now I'm like I don't know anything think there's been a new fifties. You think back going like how calls at a school bus and guard remember beaten egg wanta get tickets one in the glass fuckin. This was right there and you know All those guys that fuckin hated and watched a month ws me kate, He thirty eight beforehand, came around fred. Cuba can now who's this guy. What the fuck is this before Derek Sanderson, the johnny pearson

Tyrone Alfred. Now you are youngsters out their watches, wrecking Middleton he's gonna. Do it all himself on this one over the blue line? You see that there are no better than net Phrases the golly right or persons pointers in between periods, just there was the greatest the falcon greatest. So It was really I dunno, I hate to say this as a bruins fan, but this even in the new place, there's still that mystique of for those championships and you're eating it sucks as they rolled up the banners which actually kind of respect like when I got hang the banners was somebody's head till it shit jokes, but we had a great time in you know, partner for hosting package. Podcast he's a hockey maniac, nay, Craig, is also also gray hockey player.

So we rog eke out that we were in there and we just had a fucking great time. Man was awesome. I do try out my french. That's do twice this model in france last month in montreal actually notice in their accent a little bit. I was picking up so much shit. I got to the fact that I say when I was up. On closer to try and using my way. My way means do. We create speak familiar as opposed to use hu we can use to, and I was able, although I did fuck up, I need I forgot the by about and I went to this fuckin have a dash restore. And they just go bourgeois hello as ever, we we should as you stay, I said I said one. I know that such road I go about belt, these, forget always forget belt century honest, unlike the eye

I just said I want to buy a lemon right and he laughed. He said, yeah, that's what you said: yeah whatever baby steps, you know lead to bigger steps, and then so either payment. Just such a fucking great time when I was up there and dumb I couldn't get. sleep because of always I want to start studies shot out to them. My roommate, I said that they can be opening a comedy club above the cigar bar Excited about that and but I smoke to cigar, so I can almost is gonna wired from the tobacco. I couldn't go to sleep and which have been a good thing, because. Is this drama that I keep saying and I thought.

You know I sell one time and she blew me away, and I you know I accidentally swiped and then you know I had to go back and dive fucking instagram and within three seconds the video I was watching was like thirty thousand videos away and I couldn't find nope. I say her name right. Her name is ass. Sarah power and she like just she- has this video I gotta posted. Which is basically giving like a drum lesson and down the fuck is that noise could tell tat, was human or a fuckin animal anyway India drummer, I believe, and she came up playing the tablet and the way they teach drums over there is. You have to sing the rhythms rather than

and you know, count and get how they they teach it here in the west, and she just was so in these tablet think these tumblr rhythms I'm a runaway about it, but it was his fascinating in like seven and just her phrasing she's like I don't that, could be able to adjust it, but there were so many things that she was doing. The drums that you actually do as a comedian or an actor. the issues. I don't want to be thinking anything. I just would like that's what the fuck, I think,

does somebody breaking into my fucking house on all the kids are home? Now I don't know, I just crossed the fucking losing my mind. Looking at my car in the driveway, I just see a car and I think somebody came home and something happened. Something go open here. Who knows I got up there, I get a pet. I get some fucking. Non lethal weapons here, like my voice, please don't steal anything anyway. She was saying how she just wants. It had to be clear. That's how I like think before I go, I'm gonna do it. I gotta be thinkin anything. I don't you think about what I'm open up. I don't we think about fucking anything just go out there and you saw a lock with the crowd, and I just see what happens and She was doing it up put as much as that's cool.

There is a comedian at the end of the day, I'm still talking, which is what I'd been doing for twenty three years before it became a career. It's what amazes me about musicians as they have to learn talk all over again through their instrument and she is just an absolute. juggernaut on the drums and one of the freest people. Ever seen in my life anyway. She just doesn't give a fuck. I really feel like the support she got as a kid Because I was in a half hour video and I was like as blown away by air, roaming, as I was as her as a person like how just free she was in confident and all that I just absolutely love, they're playing, went down. The rabbit whole saw that she, It was shingly in all of these people whatever, and then it also got me like trying to learn some of those tablet.

Chance of songs rhythms, whatever their called, and I came across this video of farm this, secure hussein hussain a non pronounce rallies wrong. He played would like George Harrison back in the days when the great great greatest of all time, but he come of this other guy. I want to say the name wrong so any body whose into this typing music, please send it fanatically and I'll say it right. Next week our cash. Shall raise razor, I dunno how to say his name, but he plays like their version of the flute. I watch this shit. It was absolutely hypnotic. They both sit down on the floor. Real cash guy starts playing. Secure is sitting there for like ten minutes doesn't do anything in this. Guy is just as meridian and creates this five

and all the southern secure guy slowly starts corporation. You know his tablet rhythms. Everything and I was the site polish at it. I never even knew like in order was who said sir flower thing that I watch that gave me access into be able. to begin to understand how incredible music from india is which I already knew it was, but it was just always like you don't just something is just so different from what you listen. It's like hard to listen to cause. You can't keep up with no language like How the fuck am I going to learn all of that right so opposed the video you got you gonna, fuck and watch it. It's just In saying, if you play any instrument whatsoever and I can't even

Are you how satisfying everything I just told you was taught her to watch so and thank god for were posted those videos and for sarah making those great videos, because I was gone into a fucking depression up in we are in a totally pulled me out of it and I was up till five in the morning just one watching all this stuff just blew my fuckin. My absolutely blew my mind I fuck my shoulder up again. You know fucking idiot, but I don't think I did it that bad think I can recover. It's like I've gone all the way back. By definitely couple of steps back, I pushed it a little bit and fucking stupid goddamn, patient fucking, bald ginger son of a bitch red.

Talks are being the red. Sox is the tough here with the injuries I'm sick of fuckin people, shit on the red sox too, like the level of income is that we have this fucking. Here we literally half the time. Half our team out there should be playing in worcester, so fuck off. That what are my yankee fan, friends was given me shit, whatever to show me how good errant judges do it, and you know I mentioned to him that the dodgers now have the best record in baseball. Did the new york yankees pete till sewed is probably better now that if your yankee found its better now that this, the bed and in July they get plenty of time to get momentum going.

And so they can. Maybe you know get something going in october, but I just fucking. I I'm just telling you like. I fucking hate, yankee fans that I hate like offense, because they both had the same thing in common, no matter how many fuckin free agents, they have on their team, they can't have enough, and if anybody becomes available, you know. they they want to Adam. Today, nine hundred zillion dollar team- they just I don't understand what yankee fans and laker fans have against competition. It's like they don't even want to see competition. They want to see all the stars in the league on their team. They went by a hundred, runs or a hundred points. Every night like this is this is, joy of all the watch, but I think that that's a symptom of just everybody place that fantasy foot,

while fantasy baseball so like they all fancy themselves like general managers anyway, so they they just. I dunno they're, always fucking picking up different players on the whatever this little fantasy thing that they they're in sports. That's just is the funniest. I've never played that shit, I'm sure it's fun, but I'm just like I dont. You know stuck in a bottleneck about this. It's like did you ever give a fuck, of a grown up, watch and sports who was making, what did you ever give a fuck what they would do it off the field? Don't give a shit about the game the fucking gabe came on? There was five minutes, a pre game, five minutes oppose game and you watch the fucking game. How was it I didn't? Need, I guess sportswriter. Some of them would like gossip a little bit.

me, you ought to be doing showed the low level of like Derek sandra centre like Joe name it back in the day for people to actually be talking about what you were doing off the field, but other than that No one knew what you do want it. Nobody gave a fuck around, what that, let me read. Let me a little bit of the year. The advertising here, if I could find it just realized. I forgot to were to look it up here: oh by the way, the name of that video to his Sarah power as a. R, a h t h, a w e r master class on her youtube channel and beyond her playing just how free she is as a person and how much in the the the best way possible. She doesn't give a fuck. I loved it out here we go. Let me life reads.

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Who the hell knows all right and with their blue a bit of a problem, because I think I fucked up my show that yet again ongoing things me cutting down and cigars and trying to get my shoulders and shape for him and my temper and sunscreen all these losing battles are re losing a finger of this this guy last week, you try to pick up a baby tiger shark. That think falconry dover autumn and just bit his finger off any. He acted like he just goes. I just lost my god. Damn pink figure out a way out of a freak out. I'm fucking do for, a billy baths up salts on Monday morning, Spock. Yes, you mentioned that losing a pinky finger is probably for the Asked I was saying While the fingers you could lose.

Now. Are you really gonna get me shetty? I any saying change up. I did my Procrastination need for useless information was peak, turns out. The pinkies fingered does a disproportionate amount of gripping While the other human beings, human beings, other fingers are its helpers, basically, the reason you are being set up as a possible thumbs the spring board of our evolution. From being just another ape apes have thumbs Dante. I thought his we ate mushrooms to so many fucking internet fears is that the thing is that the thing is doing the opposite. Opposing is the little finger gambled. Guess what the ring fingers going to step up.

his hand. The reason why the rig finger is doing shit is because the pinkies there all right the pig he just went down the ring fingers common enough, the bench it doesn't have a choice we gotta get it done. I say the guy's ring finger will become stronger than yours and mine put together anyway. So if you have your little finger amputated going to lose a significant amount of grip strength when holding everyday small objects. Initially, initially you were given the choice at sea sick. You other senses heightened saint them with the ring finger. The ring fingers steps up, steps up, puts down the clipboard, and I can do a pull up. Given the choice you want to give up the index finger on the hand you dont use for writing, as the other two of the middle digits will take over its job, who know thanks for the podcast in the com,

it keeps us grounded in these mercurial times are just out of curiosity like what did you just google one thing like either the fact that you no idea and now you're like talking to me like you and authority, and I'm defensive cause I've seen, I don't think the pinkies a big deal. I think it's like the best one to lose. As far as like enough you walking around and public like now. It's really gonna noticed that you know, She had sort of like fucker relax. I think that they notice it did that just pick your interest and I get a phone Slam that doubtless a man I'm just trying to philip an hour every week, I don't need you come in here for examined me, I'm kidding, that's actually. was interesting, but I would think that take the pinkies finger with the ring figure would then do something I can only failing now. The get would do something such is going to sit there

ever inclined to do is show that see like people with no arms working as bank tellers, how flexible their fuckin legs, or do you think that it'd be there then too, when all this shit with their feet, I can't fucking do that their feet are acting like hands. Why? Because they have no arms, hence they got nothing to put their hands on. That's what I'm saying? That's! That's my that's my rebuttal, your your your thing that got peaked just got by my peak, twin peaks, if you've ever been inclined to do a show in Bangkok, know that there's a huge ex pat community of standup lovers, who will support the shit out of it. We sold out chappelle and jeffries within a week of tickets, released just say: why want the locals to go? You know I don't go out with a bangkok and talk to some guy from Houston, Texas or fuckin. You know the valley

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I was for a fucking, bright side. I've seen some guy get his pinky bit off. Now I can't hold his rod or real re cakes. All my idea for cakes, you know cause they have hooters you make. You make arrests I called takes. They serve the same shitty chicken wings except the girl. nice asses, as opposed to one big teddy's, you know still avoid and then without work? She make a fetus dear billy, brainstorm I think cakes is a good idea for a counter play to hooters. I just like to add that size of either tits Ass is overrated. It's all about shape, averted Evolutionary biologists speak on this as well. When asked about the attraction to large tit, sir ass, what

where the fuck were you that your watch, an evolutionary biologist speak in somebody, was just like that's very interesting how we we went from being apes too now drive. tests that are on a drive it for us. As fascinating as the evolution of man is, can we talk tits and ass? Please and the person was just why, absolutely anyway, he didn't use the terms tits and ass right. He was much more eloquent and respectful. I dated two girls with the Large tits one was a long time ago when she laid and they almost disappeared. One of them is my current wife and, thirty, nine in they're still perky and whatnot. She works out and as a great ass great ass to I dated girl who bragged about harass, but it was just big and it was nothing special about the size. Wars are a young man's dead, end game show is what matters I dont need a giant ass if it looks like a bag of old yogurt

I'm just trying to fucking open a restaurant in use in this fight, like like the czechs and when I have work, and they won't have like I don't wanna a nice ass looks like I need to talk to an avenue. Mary biologists, what the fuck is in the water this week, you guys look at me. Anyway, this guy's going on and on about itself, and I don't need giant tits if they just fat cause. The girl is fat. P s. If you open cakes, you better make routine visits to locations wearing a robe and smoking a cigar while brazenly pinching employees asses, not a farm in the restaurant community as a ginger, one of us already fucked up that world. So I can they made their me that have to do a fuck. Twenty three in me to prove it. I wasn't mario batali, you know I still have, cook where and I still stand by multi, mario, so fucking great cookie show. Celebrities at your shows, hey billy, billy, espresso being bur

my wife and I went to one of yours you're spots last wednesday, when you fuck and murdered kid, We notice jane seminar was in the audience to park question. Did they tell you he's there before you went up and does it affect you in any way, knowing that a celebrity is in the audience before you perform No, they didn't know it doesn't it use to. When I was younger, Because then, you want to see if you're making them laugh. Could you feel, like their famous statements, know something and if I make them Then I must know what they know and did that just shut off my fucking okay, I dunno if you've got that, there's some foam yeah that used to folk, I'm about to say William Shatner came with a comedy seller and I was all like looking at the sea. If I made him laugh out- and I came over if I dinner

but like now, they didn't tell me that he was there. I she I I didn't tat, he was there. Thank you very much. The last by wife has officially called you. Bear animal and we can't wait for your movie to come out I'll. Thank you, I think it was some. I don't know I think than It was comedians comedians that I wanted to have a good set in front of us on time ago, when I was doing the rich pitch tour Daniel ass. She larry rawlins. The late great charlie, I see I we went down and we did comedy union and eddie murphy came out to see us and I was deaf. beware that he was there and of course I did not have a good set.

That was way back in two thousand for, and I was fuckin a not happy with myself, I need Open, say hello to him again that Saint Malo after that fuckin set and looking back it probably wasn't, is bad. I thought it was, and I ended up meeting him one time at this netflix thing. Anyone like the fuck, a nice guy ever cool guy, so I should have set a lopsided anyway. Whacked out news, hey billy buffoon, we hear about this elon musk shit this week, while stage our reports, Had an affair with the wife of the head of Google turns out, they can both. prove they've, never been alone. In the same place, the article so said: he's not friends with the guy from Google aim or turns out. They are the wall street journal

even admitted that they didn't reach out to any of the parties involved?. Should he saw the anchor these counts. Back in the day that would have you would get the shit outta you because newspapers are still held for libel, slander and that type of shit, but I just think because of the internet, That you can just say anything that you want about anybody and nobody's liable for anything. the You think it even matters what everybody says about anymore anyway, that's it doesn't affect me and my simple light, but collectively it's fucking up the world everyone's starts talking about this stuff. Well, as you would say, their poisoning the food supply

Oh yeah yeah, they turn our food supply in the poison. When I check out that new havens farmed think that's what it's called on numb instagram follow that account. It's really inspiring me to get something going. Some sort of god, someone and what little yard that I have. If someone, a story like that about you. Would you take legal action? I'm not. king and entertainment rag, I'm talking a legit new source, now cause it's out there people are already gonna believe what they're gonna believe and then it's like, if you sue them. Then you just like pro longing the story and then it just stays out there. longer and longer, and then you actually become part of the

reason why the whole things going down the toilet, because, rather than talking about something important like the level they did, people were watching. I mean I'm happy johnny depp one and everything, but the level that everybody was watching, that fuckin trial and talking about it. While all Other shit is going on and nobody paying attention like you know forget whites like seven dollars, a gallon and you're still blaming colors ties rather than the fact that they fuckin gis counterfeited twenty trillion dollars and thrown into the country to the economy and, unlike our fighting and never fucking word that bankrupted this country, how many times in every august we just print more fuckin money, yelled with nothing behind it

This causes inflation, and no one wants to look at that. No wants to look at the people who fuckin dead people want to defend the people that did it because they they were the color tie that they, like it. Whole fuckin thing is stupid and they all get away with it. So I'm hoping against hope that eventually. People will rise above all of that dumb shit and not take the system down as is too big to do that, I would just citizens individuals just try to ignore it. Focus on yourself grow, you brown food, I know what to do about the money supply, but we off, we are just somehow just looked out for each other, so that, no matter what gloom and doom thing that they you'd be like stuck. You know, it's it'll be fine. I don't think there's be a giant race war, because I've read enough books, and I have a nice wide variety of friends that I know that

What you're saying is bullshit, you know, or you can choose to have you had the fuck? sand and watch cnn and fox and have them scared fuckin shit out you every goddamn day. while never giving you a you, know, Never giving any solutions. Dick yours, fuck unawares, donald This team is just emailing the shit out of me and I will I put him in trash because, as the subject lines are just fucking, hilarious is one donald J trump. just says unbelievable, We like I'm unbelievable, I am the greatest, or can you believe what sleepy joe just did I love that he can call em sleepy joe, because he's a Democrat and it's not making fun of dementia like donald trump, can literally do anything the guy fuck it

Finally, by John Mccain, a prisoner of war, a war hero, he called them a loser who got caught and all of these people, america love it or leave it support the troops didn't give a fuck. Because he wore a red tie, was saying what they wanted to hear spoken amazing, this fuckin guy amazing. I know that there's somebody on the liberal left- I just don't, have them right now. That I know is doing the exact same thing that guy can't take it is dick out of new york at arrow at an all party was in, I don't pay attention is another one team, trump it it says, and you can have it. I got even know it's all like we Do you have something that grabs the eye that makes them want to open the thing we were gonna see here, but also good congratulations was another one I got from him. Will you step up.

We want more here then there was an epic shirt. seen at something you see what happened in my bet, my rally in Alaska, I called some front row patriots onto my rally stage because of the credible, tromp rally, shirts. They were wearing. After I saw this, hissing shirt. I knew I had to have them ready to go for you picked for patriots like you, Seven march Did you see what the three people in Lascaux were wearing that paid them to wear so that we brought it up on stage and act like it was an improvised moments. We could sell some t shirts.

anyway. I thought I did just my one question about that guy. Just what exactly what business is this guy running, that he has time to just walk away from All of these businesses be president, lose the election. They re run, lose and then never stop running and start making like fuckin s and fans made a cool t shirt about the ship that I do we should mass produces. He sounds like a fuckin podcasting people in a rock and a hard place. We got this fuckin jerk off coming back to go up against the current president, who came running bicycles can't go upstairs, should drive a fuckin car, let alone give a speech. I mean we're gonna do better than this one. I'm open is by Doesn't when the nomination and we get but he like in their forties with their faculties for the Democrats and then the report,

The come with somebody in their forties with their faculties. Ok, they're faculties both of them away more towards the middle. Ok. And we just sort of abandoned the Jesus freaks and the hairy legged white, chicks, those lunatics right. The people too, in their fields on both sides. and we're just gonna get back to where I was every just fuckin relax but you have a sandwich. Everybody come down: everything's, be all right, even though it is so. Why am I talking politics? I don't know what sort of fuckin inevitable. It is what happens but, as I mentioned,

before believe it or not. The los angeles dodgers I mean. Can you imagine this little team that could this two hundred and fifty million dollar team could wherever they spent this year? It now has the best record in baseball, because the yankees went on a little bit of a skid here, let's, let's, let's check out check out the standings. If I can, I think the red sox are in last place only going thing good about that is. We do have a tough. We do have a tough division, so we're only a couple of games under five hundred and we're we're already in the last place teams. Alright, here we go. What are they just trying to sell me merch here score?

schedule stats standings. Alright, let's look in because it's where a lot of casual fans tap out the yankees with a commanding. What do have they have like a they? Have a twelve game lead over toronto? Three games behind toronto is the Tampa bay lightning to have a big double raise Tampa they raise. Then Baltimore orioles at fifty one and fifty one or a half a game ahead of the boston red sox, incredible toronto, when eight and to the last ten yankees went five and five. So toronto picked up three games, they picked up three games, animal, see what happens and then the rest in Houston. good this year, hang on body I'm doing I'm up the podcast.

Nobody in the ale central seems to be doing anything Houston's get it sixty seven and thirty, six Jesus Christ. they'd only be two games behind the yankees. This is not a foregone conclusion. The mets they are. The mets, though Lana has a decent record dodgers, best record best record in the friggin league. All right. Let's, let's look at team leaders here shall we were gonna do a little baseball here when we got here, Stats stats and more stats through there was showing, like reverse web gems on, I e s, p n and I swear to god out of the fifteen bloopers. They showed like three of them were the red sox. Just our guys lose and fly balls. They we more times it gonna show that inside the park, fuckin home run the

jake, I had. and er let's see here what is this year. The other season is this batting average. I swear to god how fuckin difficult? Can you make a goddamn website hitting ok selected. Where someone I want to do our select the player, I want to see leaders. regular season, star game, now, a regular season year day, standard, expanded, select the player pool all players qualified. the like this split home and way. I just wanna, see who's got the best fuckin batting average of this is on base percentage. All rights who's got the savages. Lena league fuckin home runs

just overland lois, you in the americans will get somewhere. Now mammy marlins sandy alcan treasurer, can Torah filling cease. Shame with where the fuck early it is a thought they had about iris nestor cortes. I like the anxious, but I like that guy. I, like Okay, I well that's in the whole league, alright, how about some fucking home runs here. Alright, I give up with this shit. Mlb league leaders, The leaders are here we go here, we go yes pm thou come out right, three, thirty, three batting average louis. my god I'll, raise a r r,

easy onto weight to pronounce that properly. My my apologies major league, wins by but you're just in berlin to how the fuck the yankees, not in there with all of those goddamn wins as this brad it around. I'm runs. His errand judge, forty back in to forty two and those are those a legit no steroids. None of that shit. I'm bye, bye, bye that I one hundred percent by that that's fucking, Paul bunyan. Going up there. run spat in Erin judge. Ninety one hits I love hits I'd like that step, Freddy freeman Friday frame and what a great name Ella dodges, hundreds

create heads use. These offensive number seem like down other than what errand judges dawn the It's just too fucking good now they're talking about maybe lowering lowering the mound. Again, I mean it's already down to an eight cup. What the fuck are they going to have up their stolen bases? Twenty eight once the next Ricky Henderson come along, I these starts. I don't even know but that state is strike out stay you go gary call new york, yankees hundred and sixty two at some that are bad ass tat just punching about good shit. May be better if I saw fuckin red sox somewhere in there, but you I'm hang in there with them. That's what I'm doing. So anyway, people that is the part care,

For this week, I'm going to have the great Paul verges out here: we're going to knock out some of those anything bettors. I just got so busy with the movie. He got busy promoting his special and we live the opposite side of the country here. Sobering knock out some of those this week and. Thank you. Everybody that's been watching my stand up. Special live at red rocks. Please tell your friends about it. I am very proud of it and I think that's it went away, have come up next. May ex gig, is undoing arthur rash stadium. In queen. new york and I was so tempted to go on, get a wig and I had been. And go out his nineteen seventies, John mcenroe. If I didn't need my beard for something, but I just feel it's going to look stupid. If I do it- and I I got the beard, this is what I was going to ask, I can't say it was going to do cause I might Don't do it, I'm not doing it. I'm not dressing up, but I'm still going. I might do a little johnny mac. Have you bought it later?

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