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Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-18

2018-08-20
Bill rambles about sun stroke, robots, and pretzel rolls.

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hey what's goin on its bill burn it's time for the monday morning broadcast from monday august twentieth thousand instep eighteen sorry what's going on how are you how was your weekend did you or did you not enjoy yourself did you or did you that abuse substances that were legal and possibly not i was actually a las vegas hottest fuck las vegas as making everybody talk monarchy believe outages out here it's a gambler and a fucking desert in august i can completely understand and why it is so king hot out here yet the global warming thing going on you know would have to have two for half the world's on fire going to the news
yeah i can i can see why be a little smaller either so fucked up about las vegas is i was thinking i was out there like there's there's only one reason in one reason only the tat place exists and that is conditioning ok i know can a day you know when they had like three or four little fuckin floor casinos in the middle of nowhere whatever the hell was going on out there i did i forget the whole story right watched all the goddamn movies i saw casino i saw a fuckin bugsy goes the falcon a beach whatever the fuck it was called i watch that one i don't remember what the fuck i'm sure there was some sands you know over
france is at all they had back in the day black interior now nobody fuckin went out there in august did i don't know but i'm just anyways so different breed of peace but that was the greatest generation baxter ok take day take data we did adolf hitler defeated japan the date they beat their wives and nothing was said about it you know they were all those women back their rosy the revenant what happened was a ribbon into a fucking door either meet with all you know was the greatest the greatest generation anyways i was just look around just look at the whole fucking things if there's no i see this fuckin place is done
right before whatever reason there the nevada but that the governor whose president of nevada what's the highest political position can you can hold senator what is the set of senators like an absentee father right the fuckin in washington they play grab with their secretary going you're not gonna me told me now what if it's cigarette so then ever around the camera once every fuckin six years or something that's where they get elected right there in the first six fucking years just sit near eaten one say what you after another on a pretzel rule you know occasionally hitting the elliptical line to themselves that that twenty to twenty five minutes and that elliptical just burned off
the nightmare level of eating that they did the last fuck in eight days right you just keep getting fatter they send them secretary that their bang it down the brooks brothers to buy the next size dress shirt is they pushed it pants down a little lower in light of themselves that there still wearing the same size slacks that they wore back and forth in high school when the president of the forage club or whatever those politicians do those things it worms they figure it out early dante they become headed the glee club with a fuckin student body president you know they fucking petition to have something of a tree planted bullshit shit like that whenever wherever they whenever they write those those fuckin autobiographies about president zero lose very inquisitive always loved every inquisitive kid our kids are inquisitive
what signal in the world why they look at everything is fuckin brandon was set tv why and also we can watch budgets shit why as we're boy why don't flatter now why is your mother you know that's how it goes down to really weird that when you become president for the russian the life you know you're out of power and you still get there secret service not only to doing away with it i think was it george w who was the last guy who's get in it for the rest of his life it's kind of weird the first like half black president that we get all the sun is just like yeah you're no good
what will hang out with you for like another ten years but you don't watch your sixteen around europe anyways i forgive you then they write books i cannot fucking believe that obama's already on its third book he's only but out of office you and i was he's fucking stephen king you just craig and about did he wrote to him while he was still present running the country allegedly that's what the did it allegedly does he's running the fuckin country guys in their he's right in books anyways somebody saves the governor nor ever just sat down
actually jochen onstage seen a great way you know eventually they're gonna have to thin the herd did did just gonna have to do with this whole fuckin bullshit they were going to build a spaceship and we're gonna moved my it's like it doesn't have a fucking atmosphere ok enema talk about oxygen i'm just saying there's no five you wanna fuck and go all the way out there right i just stood there looking at a bunch of fuckin rocks inside your little space there how much others sigh fight channel a you watch how many times did you rob went up to that check on it
track i mean i don't even know what the fuck you doing that you would even even want to do i was at some point even these blue what guys i think eventually why take what their working towards right now i apologise because i'm completely fuckin wiped out this is why this part guess so fucking nuts right now ok i i i flew myself up my instructor out two fuckin vegas yesterday and today we flew over the utah and went through i think it's the site
national park flow back if love helicopter davis six point four fucking hours whatever the fuck you call it in those things are not built for comfort i right anyway that's why i'm all over the fuckin map you talk about that shit later anyways ploughing ahead here the fuck was talking about god dialect let's get out is what i think these fuckin rich guys are going to do i think the solution is is that you don't give a fuck about how to control the population is right now you don't owe me we're any scientist was done on the payroll of some fuckin corporation that produces end
she will tell you the two billion people is the maximum amount of people evidently that the earth can handle aright without it all going to fucking hell and we're up to where over seven right were red line it were in the left lying on the highway were still at first gear and the engines fucking eight thousand our pm's that's what the fuck we're doing day in and day out we're like a fat guy walking up a flight of stairs eating a cupcake was smoking a pack of cigarettes that's what the fuck we're doing so i think the reason why there investing so much robotics aside from then they won't have to hire people the stable they'll be no back fasten from this fuckin robot they won't want a union they will give a shit right the basically gonna replaces
and rather than killing us i think they'll just fuck it shut off the agency as is the world heats up that's gonna forget so be it for a lot of people you know me i want to take the car dashing would last without fuck and air conditioning how soft cushions much any haven't worked for what they have to say that we will get design a bag sent to your fuckin house i would think if they took away your air conditioning at that point there would literally you you would go into depression like you lost a limp right join ears but don't worry when the shutters tac and you'd die
slow miserable death in the heat of future the upside is is it the rich guys they're gonna die too because what they gonna do is they gonna make these robots have such human fuckin qualities that eventually they gonna feel slighted that they do not affect and work in the weight then they're making himself fuckin good i saw this the thing they gonna get this robot beat video games like beat the best gamers in the world they couldn't beat this robot seconds of fuckin robot course it didn't but you understand that we made the robot human beings figured out how to make a fuckin robot
are you talking about the robot like it's a fucking person sort of person did you hear that fucking a guy with an egg beater beat us this guy in the world with a fuckin fork in a bullet eggs can you do you believe that yeah machine so anyway there are already starting to talk about these things as if they fuckin superior maltreated moron like myself who rhinos sitting in air conditioning talking to himself into a fuckin microphone aright this is gonna be there downfall keziah gonna make those thinks so goddamn human they're gonna feel fine king slighted right
they better building a chip where they feel unbelievably fuckin grateful that these sociopaths who won't m o food welcome but you have sex with them in shit right they better put a good in i'll bet in belgium they did told some fuckin nerve to do it in a fucking nerd day right but i think it nurtures so goddamn harmless theirs they make one fucking god damn dream after another come true for absolute fucking sociopaths with unchecked power thanks a lot you fuckin for i'd fuckin can't you know she could do what by doktor who on fuckin later disk
anyways please forget to exert their eventually that's what's gonna happen they gonna feel fuckin slighted they're gonna feel superior you know cause i'll keep making better better better right now they try to make everything little faster little fucking more a dynamic they gonna make things work a little better think a little better fucker better the whole thing and then eventually they just gonna look at you like tat bear looked at that woman on the talk show whose it beside him and they gonna do the double taken and that's just gonna be it and there's gonna be a trainer there in a fucking karate suit to pull the fuckin thing off you it's gonna be it those are the thought she have when you fly helen after over the mojave does it i don't know where you come up over the fuckin hill and the disparities this is fucking thing that shouldn't be there
knowing that i live in a city that did should be there i have to read up on the history belly like who was the driven can't that decided that we should build fuckin city here it doesn't make any fuckin sense there's no water it's unlivable don't worry about it we'll get some we'll figure it out we'll name it after me they aqueduct the river whatever the fuck it is i think i have sunstroke right now everybody i will tell you not oversight about going to the gym work on my legs for the last month like i don't feel you know i gotta stretched a number of times
dude i was one of the serious work and flight i've ever done breathtakingly deal beautiful and then just other places where you just like how the fact that people on horses used to sit survive your native americans though when they came along and slaughtered i'm gonna go on because this type right this openly talk about the transition ec gentrification of countries that happens it i follow this this fuckin thing on instagram we are talking about the changing of neighborhoods in as all these people going you know what we always lived here it was a name but there was a green guy across the street there was a rush guy up the street everybody no me all this fucking blah blah blah blah blah the sudden all these white people are coming in
data themselves they make it everything all nice we all believe in i'll fuck enable goes worrying issues like well you know or whose before you got to you just keep going back back back back there actually there's a bunch native americans there after we're not heard anyone to stop i'd rather not a russian and i would say this i don't know what the fuck is going far as like everywhere i go they get like the building these luxury high rise apartments everywhere i go luxury highrise a blackbird first about what kind of a dumb fuck would rent a luxury apartment why wouldn't you just by a shitty house wagon they called it money and put it in somebody else's pocket not to mention
who is the money to rent a luxury apartment you need a fucking apartment right saga back to all these fuckin who is on tv walking around with a big fake ass lips they fake fuckin tits ass his jacked up in here right these big stupid design everybody's live in this design of fuckin life i write them do i i realise how crazy son went out by the way but it i'm just gonna talk until sixty minutes is up and then up i'm gonna put my giant charlie brown sunstroke fuckin head to bed at a lot comes right now you're join this gives up sounded like i've walled myself off this authorities outside my house right now i understand that i understand on some level how crazy i said
it took me about seventeen minutes the fuckin realize it that this was a little fucking nuts and their amazing community high could feel time i just looked down it was eight eighteen minutes nineteen seconds anyways after a while you can feel the club owner starin at you like if he burned says fuck in life and his career go back to his fucking day job you can feel it like i think they're just gonna build all of these fuckin thanks and there's not going to be enough people there can afford to live on the whole pocket things gonna crash and that's why i love it's all our money these bank accounts are doing it again they did ten years ago collapsed with the fuckin houses and now they're doing what these goddamn buildings and once again it's our money at once again they'll say were too big to fail
again the right themselves bonuses and they just leave neighbours his face was then steve corrals gonna have to start another fuckin movie called what's the deal with bankers part to write and do you think that fat ass focus secretary that say what should advocate threats the role pushing slacks down to just above is pubic line is gonna fuckin do anything about it i don't think he is they go body as a fucking ninety minute fuckin swirl a horse shit for you i hope for the best shows of my career knock at lahti last night i had so much goddamn fun at what used to be i gotta get this i gotta get the name in a casino correct it used to be the monte carlo the m gm plotted see it
seen out now it's called the m gm something or other you you where the hell is it like if you will find it markers casino i'm an idiot i go right las vegas ok hang our second las vegas las vegas fuckin nevada the park and gm is what it's called now the monte carlo is now called the park and gm i performed there would joe bardic rosebush tailgate legend job
we had a great time heals all these are some amazing comics or town todd wrecks the beige bent detail is he calls me cause himself we stood out do their toward some point debate been data when the freckled fuck all right again where the whole tour posed to where the whole thing mapped out having got around to a yet anyway one of the hardest people i've ever had to follow in the business he swung by run white was in town dice clay was in town it was pretty fuckin awesome so anyways i went there with my wife my mother law came along and for the first time we we actually had our daughters staying with the guy mother there was a little nerve racking blood
now we are only gone for a day and came back i basically didn't see her for maybe like thirty hours and i was ass was our greatest fear era dropped her off and i rather like friggin like nine books that's my thank you know it's funny like this so much like technologies just all over everything but she was grab and all these books i go let's that's that's that's rita quiet book i just struck me so funny because like all the other ones have sound effects and you know the farmer he looked over and he saw you press the button is i grant you gotta go rooster
and then he saw his guys it's like i can't fucking do that maybe you know it is these book people i think they feel the pressure of ipads not the authors probably the people that make books do you can with putting books on kindle but we're losing the children ok is there a way that when they read i don't know more dick is there a way i can there be like they turn the page and water sports at them like everything is going to turn it on a fucking ibex movie i really try to limit the amount of time my kid watch tv but she loves the puppy dog pals every time you know she's
like your schedule i could let a watch it in the morning she watches puppy dog pals maybe a little bit of disney shit mickey mouse vamp korea and it is his fancy nancy thing out and i feel about that show you know she's just really dished into fuckin close it shoes and shit and she's always trying to be the core kid but she's not and then she thinks if she falcon some shit or has some shit made or she has the best pocket tree ford egg it's just like what what the fuck up my watch it i finally said today about the eye of i like this chick you know that's why i love my wife she's ok honorof i like i don't know if i like a real european when he set about another like so she got out like this shop as i work
throughout the union like the idiotic characterised she gets now they always kind of lie in do shifty shit to get what they what was a glass she's watching this on a whole at a level she's watching it is apparent started watching unlike that oh shut up bill you are fancy nancy what you saw was an eight year old who in future it's like she's gonna marry a guy because of how much money makes that's what you saw ok it has to do with your issues of women that's why you don't like the show our i see that not only to go to therapy i can get down on my own fuckin issues myself so anyways i went on this helicopter right today up to this zion national park the shit that i saw i saw thing called the monkey mesa and it's a start a railroad tracks goes it has to go for like it looks like for like three quarters of a mile we flew right over the fuckin thing when it gets
it goes right to the edge of a cliff and just stops in the day when nasa was tested out parachutes and shit like that they put a fuckin monkey on the thing they descended the track they'd shoot this poor fuckin monkey off the goddamn cliff lived the next day it out like chuck diego was lighted the monkey live alright i'll fuck and give it a shot that's a balls those guys had but you know what about the monkey is it any wonder you know some day they gonna learn how to talk and try to take us oliver amigo what the fuck we fuckin deserve it give it a slight suitor cool nickname like maverick they just fuck and throw it in there give a half a banana think about how
ass a monkey moves on its own now all of a sudden it's getting launched fuck it think those this space no they could do that shit now they look at these ex football players and they look like the damage done to the brain the city i want to take and i know that they can look at your brain and see what stress does i can't imagine what a monkey comes back from fuckin space euro that fuckin thing it's gotta be just such a relic do what the fuck was that you just fuck that monkey for the rest of it i can't relate to anybody you think you know the astronaut say damp broad enough of a fuckin problem whereas today out there the only other people they could talk to as other astronaut what they saw where they went what the fuck they did how scared they were our exhilarating it was how much more i believe that a fuckin higher power
that level of experience and then they come they try to hang out without the human beings or excited guide you see the new starbucks to build it gonna be a really nice won the day you you just sit there you orbiting the fuckin earthen you gotta trotted how to entered the orbit of that fuckin conversation without your brain kitchen on fire man it's fucking unreal you should know what the fuck is this guy talking about uttering all talking about the rights of go fuck yourself anyways so we went in we went to were zion national park we actually set it down for we got into the park trying to find a place to fuckin land i want stretch my legs ass one of the great things about flying a helicopter issue really fly as far as how closely
fly to shit if you just want to set down somewhere you know we so fucking heart we were actually looking at this like when you want to set down a just fucking as designated by it if i had packed a bathing suit i would fuckin jump in that thing right now in the middle of nowhere and then you know i but i she wouldn't look at me too afraid a bare would come out of nowhere fuckin my wine or some shit you know but out flew over lake mead who use hardly back in the day the yom all the gangsters you know that they dollar people that the mob would work that they dump him out there so run up a little bit honour its basically the water that get backed up when they made the hoover dam which i was not aware of this i was thinking i kind of factors this lake exist out here oh that's right once again we fucked with nature and you know as i sit there
lying a helicopter over blasting unleaded leaded she'll into the atmosphere becoming part of the problem not pointing fingers people ok is bigger problem as anybody else right so that lake is like on either side of the mountain and in the middle dislike of little valley that this water goes through and with fuckin went down and flew right up the thing kate like some magnum p i shit over people on jet skis and in boats it was incredible fuckin incredible acoustics i ever i've done since i've been in the helicopter than we flew up to us
our national park and just saw like those things they sell you if you are tourists during the summer time period summertime camp they have all the different colors sand and stuff they put in a bottle than you're older brother would come up and shake it up and start crying to be like more we shall get up but she was working to touch to jobs issues to try to do anything about it said work it out amongst yourselves yet like these these cliffs looks like that she's crazy unbelievable colors unfortunately there was a fire so there was a lot of smoke and shit like i just wanna haze and stuff so was in his vivid but still it was one of the most incredible things i've seen by it was hot shit man i am on these these adidas that we're all black in life
to keep you don't like once every like forty minutes you know i had to give controls back to my instructor so i could like move my fee to a shaded area underneath the gps system working gap my fucking fee cool off i guess that's why you know over in the persian gulf army boots are black anymore causes you figure too hot that's why they're they sort of the color of p carols pants isn't that interesting aren't you not even more interesting than bullshit i was just talking is is listening to me read out loud which you know you got to suffer through our everybody hotel to hotel tonight is the go to app for booking great deals a great hotels fucked up is that so
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i knew everybody you a dead guy aid ever you'd ever guide fucking need ever gonna fuckin tortured just a note i love you work really pleased you exist on the planet i'm no historian but some comments that tom roads made on your recent podcast about jane fonda the sound realistic to me so i looked it up turns out they were not maybe you can correct tom so he does continued perpetuate this myth i've no time to want to try to correct them i'm sure jane fonda had her faults but my guess is she tried her best to be a good a good person the fight for peace on our planet who wrote this jane fonda might be she is as heroic in her own way has some as those on the jesus fucking christ jesus christ on the battlefield starlit going to the enemy as opposed to
guy who's pocket poor so used to go to the front fuckin lines yeah yeah maybe maybe they're both s heroic i can see that you know to be like doing this podcast i think in a lot of ways i'm so like a navy seal yet off sure i understand you say i am i am a pacifist too i really do not i don't understand why war is legal ok and i just think it's the temper tantrum of rich this is all a war is ok by saying this not crazy psycho fucking people they get in power and need to be stopped that this also that ok but a lot of times the fuckin land grab or you go and after some sort of natural resource okay
i want to tell you all right but having said that all right you know once the troops on the ground if you want to fuck it bitch about it thirty a politician alright go file for a permanent otis ninety miles away for were any media coverages that's the way it's done ok what you don't do is go to saddam hussein's house and have the guy cookie fuckin meal now while all the servants a quivering you guy you know is not even that bed of a fuckin guy you know maybe you do but it point do you feel is fuckin heroic some poor fucking bastard i write trying to pass a top off i think what you wherein leg warmer state though i don't think you're a hero anymore i met a girlfriend on tat
billy balloon tits i'll have you guys fuck enough i'm in the god damn fuckin shape i've been in and out i don't know how long all right i'll get my arabs back ok i'm gonna lose shake body shaming here on the monday morning podcast i go out of my way to not research on jane fonda i would think did you go would do a little more research or what look like lately aren't the last three weeks ok listen to your part you're pod cast in heard all the way rushing dating sites and tender well i may be food but i wanted to offer my take on the matter i have guns so much fuckin pussy in my life i'm kidding higgins since it's not all serial killers and fuck boy weirdos on these sites on these sites
fat boy weirdos is another that's gotta be the name of like a pump anders something first off let's make one thing clear there are shitty women on these sites to thank you god bless you gotta love somebody tries to balance it out here you guys get and probably deserves most of the heat but girls cat guys all the time in these sites plus there the girls on this these sites who only one attention slash money and have no intention of actually going out and meeting new people second i my girlfriend of all a year on tender we couldn't be happier we were initially embarrassed to admit to our friends and family that we met this way but afterwards i had several people talk about how they had success relationships blossom from these sites my cousin her husband and father
her child on christian mingle dot com no joke jesus christ you know you think the christians could come up with a better focus nape christian mingle sense too much like dingle than you just picture priest playing with some fuckin poor kids balls bill it was it was just catholic church was in all the other christianity was it by a year you're probably right anyway and i learned that my two friends met on bumble afterwards then we met on tender yellow you that's all every everybody's on their fuckin phones anyways you go to i club and people are on their phones right you want to meet her you gotta get in the fall kept me standing there being an actual person i think it freaks these millennials up thirteen there is a great way to cut through all the bullshit a blind dating are hitting on chicks who you have nothing in common with at meat market bars
dating sites are also great your single in a new city without many friends to go out with like i was in conclusion piece of peoples up all the hate dating sites just because the relationship failed or because they never tried it love you and your company bill collective failure and go fuck yourself thank you sir you go i mean i think we should on these fuckin sites enough it was nice to hear them appointed a little bit counterpoint aright ices bicycling a big billy white kids aren't i'll take them have you heard the story of a couple that went bicycling and test geeky stand they try to prove that peat actually good at heart and end up getting stabbed death what the fuck you haven't heard of it yet our attention article for you if you want to try to read it
thanks for all the laughs during the podcasting go fuck yourself right i can understand why you know oh my god it's real it's our people people died it looks like the people magazine logo but god knows the internet you could just curious dad and use it for yourself american couple spent life's savings to bike around the world killed in ice in ice claimed attack on workers these poor peoples names were living out their dream of traveling the world bicycling tragically doing what they loved with five other cyclists their quest was cut short when they were run over and stabbed to death by armed men and tat tat gene dan on sunday seizure
the woman's parents confirmed in a statement to cbs news that the couple who twenty nine were killed in the attacked ice claimed responsibility for the attack to other chores dutch and switch national were killed while three writers survived npr reports these two p started the journey had twenty seventy they first bite through africa europe and central asia before finding themselves and testing stand using all of their life savings to fund their trip a couple also the documented their travels on the blog simples simply cycle the year long bicycling adventure with the woman in a partner were injured they were enjoying was typical of their enthusiasm blah blah blah
what does it say that they thought the world was nice i'll get us anyone got his quote you watch the news and you read the papers and you led to believe that the world is a big scary place people the narrative goes are not to be trusted people are bad people people are acts murderers and monsters and worse he wrote badness exists sure but even then quite rare by and large humans are kind this is still true how many people that they buy google passed before one continent are ended their fuckin live lives self interest interested sometimes myopic sometimes kind generous and wonderful in china no greater revelation has come from our journey than this yes that's true that is true and they got killed because basically of our foreign fuckin policy you know there's a lot of people out there they don't like fuckin americans
and there's a lot of evil fuckin twisted people out there what those people were that killed those other people who the fuck knows it up yet this is how you wish the world was in the way it really is any have to act accordingly our right and you have no when you do something like that that there is a chance that that could fuckin happened yeah this europe be a most people have always said that just walk around the try to get sandwich to trying to find love you know we sit down and you watch tv you watch the news you get all fuckin hysterical add but make no mistake there are some really fucked up people out there some of them are in this country and so are not but they're out there that's too bad
somebody almost made it around the world or at least that side of the world right i boyfriend is fucking up big time ok they built lady listener lover the ladys right it does for some relationship helps or getting straight to the point my boyfriend is about to me and i'm desperate to get through to him we are thirty ben together two years both wants eventually marriage are they had babies together etc the issue need help with is his ex girlfriend they data for three years captain remains extremely close friends yeah that that's fucking bullshit they had been broken for a little over a year when i initially came into the picture my boyfriend told me about her but originated when they were friends and completely failed to mention they were once a couple right ok
you are twenty eight at the time so i forgive you but now you thirty maybe get a red the tea leaves here i don't need to read the restless ceased but well i actually found out from her because she saw floating on instagram and then message me she's a nice enough woman who now lives with her boy friend of the last two years i've met her several times and while i didn't turkey we love the way she looks at my man i'm not going to be bitch about it either all you are not being a bitch on any level once being is too fuckin accommodating she and i used to tax quite a bit quite often god she's probably milking for information but that has come to an abrupt stop because i've been become fed up without close she and my boyfriend's still are are you gonna tell me night you're sitting there watching tv with them and she calls and then he talks to her for like twenty thirty forty minutes
at the beginning of our relationship they would hang out constantly they lived in a fournier and lived in colorado and i lived in colorado my boyfriend and i were in a long distance relationship for over a year until recently moved cholera started life at me when he was still living california heinous acts would go out egos shopping gotta concerts or even go on road trip together not what are the odds that they were still fucking at that point they had a shared hobby of photography so they would often take photos of each other as well yes this became an issue a huge issue i would i would things like i get to you guys are friends but i feel like you are going on a day like things her when you are dating me and he would reply which i wish i could take you but i can't because of the distance am i supposed to never go out and do anything my god fought this guy
any would give me and then manipulate the situation still i essentially had to be ok with it yeah ok you know i gotta go with you this is u this isn't him he's a kind but i mean you got a fucking come up maybe the fact that i'm reading your own words outlawed right now you can see how obvious decision gave fuck this guy fast lord to now obviously they don't hang out like they used to do to him move in colorado but they still text all the time i've talked to my boyfriend about somehow it bothers me i say look i know you and there were very close she's a good person so are you i know you guys have a lotta history i know that i knew about her from the beginning of our last chevy was honest with you about it did you ask him that's how can we then say you you fucking used to date this person is shifting can't however
when i didn't realize is how close you too would remain maybe i navy naive but i thought that naturally as you and i will grow closer you and so on so we grow more distant and you you'd focus only on our relationship bill and am i in my eyes i'm pretty cool girlfriend for knowing that my man is extra close friends but they are pushing the inappropriate they had the the bondage even obliterated sweetheart there's no reason to access would be constantly texting as they still love each other or they want to fuck there you go day ago i'm glad you said that when i tell him i'm not cool with them living with me what when i tell him i'm not cool with him living with me but always texting her his responses you about her from the beginning she was for me when my grandpa died i know we ve had sex and better love but swear i see her is nothing but a friend now do faultless limp dick fuckin
this guy's annoying but we it all the time because i feel like i'm in some fucked up triangle that's because you are not to mention is way too knows nosey for my comfort level she will tell me when are you guys going to have babies and other shit jesus and other shit and involve or when i tell him this e automatically tent defence or and says she's nosey she's nice what are you ve nay she fuckin harry aspect to california i regret the fact that yeah fuck fuck this guy this still goes on how long is this fuckin thing jesus christ anyways he's been in colorado for a few months now mrs families he plans are making equip we can trip back to california i asked him are you going to focus on sam
and lo and behold he says well i'm gonna see someone so well i'm out there so that freaking emma without freaking out i tell him ok i get it you want to see her and catch up but my eyes design absolutely no reason you guys need to be allowed so please arrange something what the group at her or group or with her boyfriend there is well he proceeded ah me how controlling i am i told em it's not about can holds about respecting your partner i sure as hell would never expect them to be called me going out one on one with an ax after days and days of fighting he told me exact cold here out of respect for you i'll try to make sure it's me and her alone but if it happens you can't be mad bill i love this man why can i you why he's a good saw but
straight bullshit right nights it it is a mountain on top of a bottomless pile of bullshit tell me i'm not the only one who feels axes have no lies in our relationship he's an avid listener and i honestly think he will listen to you please tell me i don't have much to do this shit please tell we spoke in this big time or maybe i'm in the wrong my heartiest sell me i shouldn't have to put up with this shit but call as you see it taxicab dump this guy dump this guy yesterday yeah forget i think still flocking i wouldn't put my life's savings on it but if they said you had a port eighty percent eu money one way or the other he's there still bang gimme a fucking break
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i think a mountain maryland or some shit just outside dc this weekend and i am looking forward to it i'm tightening up my hour it's a bloated ninety minutes right now when i get down about an hour and fifteen and i get this fucker then i'm gonna shoot it at some point early next year and i'll put another went to bed but gotta be honest with you you know it was pretty humbling experience you know when you go to las vegas you get the headline out there and you see all the great names on the strip that i mention you know early in the plot cast to get a headline a place like that and have all those people come out was was fuckin amazing and i was very site that i was in the moment and i realized
like this is unbelievable this really is unbelievable so when all out i want my i wore the white so i know i break out white suit on the special events new year's headline in vegas i work at one of the rough and rowdy events and a good friend of mine frankie perez actually came out to the show one of the great singers i've ever heard you gotta see that guy life is such a thing for many such a talented fuckin guy and he told me after steady loved the suits i figured you know is somebody's got to swear gotta be the fraud man of a fucking bad ass rock band like the suit i must have better with something right so why once again thank you to everyone for the bottom iheart thank it everybody this become an hour in the store and come out over the years it's incredible privilege to do what i do for a living so thank you very much and with that go fuck yourself
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