Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning podcast. For my sorry I was obnoxious for Monday September fifteenth, two thousand and fourteen how's, it goin our yeah. What's up and houses. Haughty shit got there, I don't know, what's going on with it, I really got to stop doing this. I gotta stop trashing my house because some day you know maybe I'll sell it. Yet our no matter how many photos I put up that makes it look like it's all shiny new com, board. We to sell it to you. It's mine Oh. They add at the bottom floor in the fifty he's my shit home. Are you willing to dry wrought? Would because that's why

but I have behind all the plaster. You see sorry now we're actually turn in the fuckin corner. Downstairs they ve rough, It up and they are ready to now put the final touches on downstairs that should have been built like this to begin with, My downstairs, basically, is Because it's originally was a one floor house: it's like an expansive expansion franchise, my downstairs when I bought this house will note to me: was the Tampa Bay buccaneers? nineteen, seventy seven, ok and sham that SAM half Gary half Gary gap. Half. They think this in the name of the original Tamper Bay, buccaneers. Quarterback that the team that when I was fourteen he designed downstairs, I write a design, the fuck it down they're. So anyways everything has been corrected. Everything has been aligned. Everything is

square. Everything is true. Learning all these construction words right. Hey, I don't know if you saw the less in but were still waiting for payment. That's another bit! Construction term, you know, kills me those motherfuckers they somehow. They put a flat on one I'm on my eye on my bicycle sought my bicycles than when I bought for me and she never used it. You know So I actually right enough. I read it through the canyons everyone's awhile. Take it up for spin, and I should have known as the front I needed a little bit of air, but the battle was just done and I pumped back up and everything was good. I listened, I didn't hear any sound, so I thought it was fuck. It fine and I went down anything just one of these added costs. I gotta if I was a cunt, nothing I'm not, but if I was up like a motivated, if I wished to make all american in the current category.

What actually take the whatever it's gonna cost me to have somebody put a new falconer tube in it? It was the front tire I do it myself, but it's a backdoor you know all freckles doesn't have time for that shit. I could go on Youtube. Do it Jane back tire and move All of that shit out of the way- and I could get all fuckin greasy and then have to go down a home depot and by that fuckin that dead. That's sad that through the grace and I'll, be there. Therefore nine hours yet own afterwards. Yet I feel like a man, you know- or I could just drop it off and have somebody fuckin do it. Does I consider Anita Pizza. No not Pisa, not pizza. I gotta have a salad, I get it. The shit around a cup. Which to God or no, what happened like two and a half weeks ago I had whatever the meal was that sent me back down the road of bad beneath their for two weeks

their work by the mirror- and I knew I put on a few and I for so fuckin disgusted with myself. You know if fuck off assholes out there that say that fact, shaming doesn't work, you know it doesnt work It really use is no you're fat and you don't want to hear it. That's what it is. I I say shit about fair people, not a negative way aright trying to motivate so I'm all of it myself. I walked the mirror and I look at myself when I got you fuck piece of shit? Really all that blocking work? We did Those months work all those polyps, all those pushups, all those fuckin Ike's. What did you do What did you do you get away as what kills me when you're at my age is I can live. I can negate three months of being at the Jim in four meals, not formulas but like in a week.

We could just be an asshole everything that I gained. I can just fuckin loses its the absolute war. So then, if you don't nodded I heard what you do is, then you start lifting weights in that type of shit. You keep eating bad, and all you do. Is you put in these packs and biceps on top of the Big Valley right, I love the barrel, will add up, a fine right any just become that guy. That guy, who just keeps lift and weights and keeps eaten shit and are you trying to do is keep your man packs, just a little bit out funny, you're fuckin stomach, and then what are you doing? dot, pushing down the fuckin pads, your belt lines, fuckin dig in India you still don't. I'm still a fuckin dirty Joe wage way sank, J J and you just keep pushing down a push till the point. It looks like somebody yanked your belt and all the fat when going up to the literally

just like that was a bad side effect, but you norm saint, all away up India GUT, ran to your fuckin man, tax, that held it down and it's just fuckin sitting. There grew copper when a rock and a hard place bevy of taxing declare. Sorry John trying to avoid that? That's art is fuckin thing is to lose weight and not lose muscle. You know and fuck all you guys. You gonna come. We with your Aegean Sea chemicals are right and talking about protein, the site, the hand I've heard all of it. I've heard all of it all right, but what are you supposed to do when that fuckin redneck comes on tv and says I got big NEWS: they ve now put bacon and in an fuckin she's in the crust, whatever the fuck, you said, actually retweeted the court. Why don't I look it up because I fucked up it is right. In this case you Sidney. I got big news. I got big news people you know

people who may be our between jobs and cant, afford quality food rather than encouraging they go on, get an apple or a banana. You know what I'm gonna say: amateur months where the fuck is a thick gonna find my tweet here I got a fine, my fuckin twitter Jesus. What the fuck is. I apologize. You know I big news, bacon and cheese have been stuffed into a crust as with this guy. As he sits in his fuck. Do you think that fuckin cunt maybe even a little bit of it. He is from the south and after he don't know, no better. Tell you what by another griesly. I tell you won't give me a little fire gonna Grazer lacrosse. They got you like that, joke I attach to fucking people. I shall religious bacon for southerners right

anyways and he just sit there collecting money basically sitting in the guard tower as all of us fuckin March, into fuck and eat that poison. How do you do that in good conscience? How can you sit as a country singer awry all about you. Family values and supporting the troops and denying global warming. How can you sit there you're, fuckin wrangler genes. With this shit, kickin boats on and say or America, I have big news bacon and she have been stuffed into a crust, you mother Fucker, was stuffed into a duffel bag, a bunch of fuckin cash for you to go out by small skull, banned it right and go get a replica. The fuck doktor has a car while everybody else goes in and they add to their fuck man tits. How dare you you already quit on your fuckin music career? Second, you got that lazy boy. We spent around face the crowd. Then he come back around or tell somebody from all from warehouse that they got a shot whatever fuck it

That shows you, it's funny is back in the day whenever you did shows like that, you never made it now. People actually make it you don't you have a long time ago on MTV they had making the band nobody ever made it nobody ever fuck. It that's why I never one unless comic stared and they went on that so I thought about was MTV, making the band everybody who went on making the ban never made it. I was thinking you know Nevada wasn't on making the bad? They didn't. Do a shell like that it did you no good The relic go on making the ban, I don't think they did. You went on the ban. All went on that fuckin. The real world that still do that. Shall we put them in. Can be Billina. When we show you what happens a lover, they they, like. That's a point of pride with empty this is where it all started. Oh you mean that

tv we take regular people and exploit them and am scream at each other bill get off your fuckin. I or she watched just like the rest of us- are right, you're right, you're right I do. I have, I started watching that Fuckin arm wrestling show Battle farms or whatever it is it's funniest shit. I've ever seen among these guys are fucking out of their minds. Gettin each other's face he's right before the arm Russell WAR, you scream and at each other, I'm on the table around. I love that shop, These fuckin guys would rip you goddamn arm off. I don't know what did some of them are actually like. They can't help be like that and then the other ones that are fuckin terrified. I don't know what it is. They had a bad father and now they're gonna. Try to become like is close as they can do a goddamn superhero, so they they they gotta.

Every pull up. They got a scream right, sharing the fear out of what is good for them. You know What's in other words, I don't have anything else to say about the topic. So whenever I dont educated- oh God bless, God bless those sons of bitches my arms all swaller. I don't know that that happens there when you armrests at that point that one you arms just blew up like a balloon. I moved back in the day when you're out the back yard and I'm a skater got on. If muscle really. Quite They couldn't release indeed blow up with your own blood. Remember doing that shit. Why do I remember, because I came up before the internet wise at my fucking ac cool enough this room? Can you hear it? Can you here at home?

background how its triumph Tracy's, trying just like I'm trying right now trying to entertain you folks for another goddamn out on another fuckin Monday right there. It is people! Congratulations! You lived another week start all over again. Would you dont right now you sit in your fuckin car in traffic, you behind a douche bag, for some reason leaves two and a half car links between him and the other car on a flat surface on a dry road, for whatever reason these doing that, and yet another person is cut into your late. Your line and you sit me gripping the steering wheel going. You know what in a perfect fuckin world perfect working world, I would punch through his side window like the terminator. I would pull him out by his fucking throat, lift him high into the air choke the life. Don't just almost half an inch of his life leave him by the side of the road

getting his car, my lemme think she'd, like that. I don't think I am. I think it's a very normal thought. Ah, anyway, this is the Monday morning podcast and its football Sunday right now, it's actually one eighteen. I just watch the New England Patriots somehow, after that, first horrific drive. They finished off the Minnesota Vikings. I gotta tell you man, I love seeing the Vikings playing outside again

me away back in the day with France talking TAT, Jim Paul, Kraus, Chuck Foreman from that Alan page Carl Ehler. We're all these guys, I'm saying! Never picturing football carts, stew, white or some shit, whose at fuckin run yard, maybe was in the eighties when they had Tony Kramer, Tommy Tommy Kramer. Ah, he played in doors they, thereby when I started watching football the Viking still still play outside. I think for like one or two seasons. It was the late seventy. So I think it was just the last season or I might have been. I was just watching those and I felt sums all the time. So I think I remembered it. I have no idea of the sea. Hawks and charges are plain ANG I gotta hit pause. I get it

record. This game pull a hold on hold on other. Ok, I'm back. I'm back sorry had the macsharry recorded that game. I want to watch the game. I you know that's one of those games. I gotta tell you, you don't go either. Why does she added see hawks have looked very impressive early this year for the national courts? All the states, two thousand and fourteen, but you gotta remember did division rivalry even know they're, not in the same division. They played each other for years. They know each other. Does it really gonna go who's, gonna strap. What do they mean? that strap it on. You got a strap on, looked at the guy in the eye. You gonna play some smash mild football. That's what they need to do said eagerly

are you for years have been trying to get over the hump, the bay of they ve created a culture where it did they get to the beginning but they just cannot seem to get to the big dance. Sorry, your twenties I'd make fun, That is the only way. I know everything that they say is because I watch it all the time and I can't stop fucking watch in it. I guess I'll fuck and watching enough anyways ploughing ahead here, let's get back to the fuckin. What did I want to talk about this week? get out of football because he knows a lot of people. They dont like football, not that I give a fuck, but I don't know I don't know, bore you entrepreneur, so why? What? What are this? We can all have don't coming up on coming up once all wait, wait, wait, Scatterbrain, Scatterbrain! Yet the brakes

I won't let you guys know on Twitter, I announced at my my long awaited Carnegie Hall Recording the show their on November eleven two thousand and eleven and the album is finally coming out. I did it on third man. Records. Jacobites label in Nashville Tennessee, and this was a thing you don't. I was doing, Sure Carnegie Hall and I'll get ready to do a special video in shooting, whatever especial that car, he hall what it costs me: nine million dollars. Why? Because their Carnegie hall- and they know everybody wants to record there, so they charge at ten million times what the fuck they should be charging. So Its Carnegie Hall, I dont all from ever gonna, be back. It's like. I got a record this. I got a document that I'm gonna be there right. So I did they charge me ten fifteen thousand times

what the fuck they should charge, but I didn't give a shit cause. It was Carnegie Hall. Lo and behold they were right. So three months later- I recorded you, people all the same and then about like a year later, I finally got the tapes. That's how slow things move. We got access into the White House quicker than I got. The tapes from my on my shoulder- and it was one of the deals with just the overlap because was like three four months between that recording and my next sure that it was basically, I don't know, eighty eighty five percent, seventy five percent, the same shit. I tell it differently, when I put its the same shit, so I wanna fuck and put it out that I've been there. I don't wanna fuck people over by you know acting actually acting like this is, and this is new material. It isn't it's just this performance of that meeting. So why I decided that was put it out on vinyl lonely and

that way, you know we are not same thing. It took a different sort of an hour. I think albums, a cool, Everybody for some reason equates to hipsters, which I guess is fair, but to be honest with you guys, forty six years old? I grew up when you know Evelyn, Cosette tapes came out. You know all my shit when I first got it was on final. I dont think it sounds better. I can't tell if it sounds better. I have no fucking idea. What I do like is. I like. I liked albums at first. I liked it cassettes were with us. All in that type of shit I was ass. Great, a can, take it in the car and all tat. The thing than afterwhile went back to find one also much fuckin coolly. Italy's extra pictures, you know who's a fucking event. I liked it. I liked it so never solve some people. Given me shit for doing it, I don't give a fuck the fact that its own vinyl.

I just took out his if you actually by this fuckin thing. You can't give me should it. That is the the pretty much the same thing. It's just I've told you from day one ok, so I dont want to fuck me. It. Even I'm still gonna hear it and all you guys with you dumb jobs on snow snort laughing my ass off. I don't give a fuck, it really cool. So let me tell you a little bit about the album. If you look at the cover the album see all Billy ready Standard onstage grinning ear to ear, but there's not a soul in the place because we could not shoot during the show those were the Rules Union House, Carnegie Hall go fuck yourself, Carnegie Hall, so I had to take photo. Then all right photographer was allowed to be. I don't there was a little hole in the wall. He was able to stick the camera through and take pictures was fucking insane was insane and

the naval, namely the album, is called live at Andrews House and was just another thing where I want to say lively, Carnegie Hall, but that was gonna be like you know. I've just been of another thing, but we have to get that approved. You know how you got all prove that I was I mean I was there. I buy paid, the money went out the thing you know you saw the showed in Africa. We still have to send it up. Setting up the flagpole Obama while- and I just said fuck it fuck it I want. I don't need to say that Just say: live at Andrews House, Vigo, Andrew Carnegie: I let you go so they go visible history there! Ok, already! Ok, so that's gonna be

Annabelle. I think, on September thirtieth the pre ordering is likes, but why don't you go? Why don't you just get the fucking information before you start talking about it? You, dumb fuck, when we see here, let me see here where is it Mcgreevy? Redondo Mcgreevy these at the german cars are, the best germ occurs, grow the birch level by the way, I'm back into their Mercedes Benz that Mercedes Benz Fuckin Station wagon. I just think that schools thing right and you sit here. Ok precept is answered

we're sixteenth, which is tomorrow, if you listening to it on Monday, you know if you listen to the right time, if not it's probably already out, that's the pre sale is nine. Sixteen and its on sale on nine thirty full details. Full details gives me: hiccups are at third man records dot com. I hope you guys like it. I have already given a couple copies of people and they say it's also, but there also friends my so I imagine you cuts will be a little more honest. Don't fuckin shot right back to the to the podcast. So this week after the re rice scandal. Now you got Adrian Petersen and I gotta admit. I was absolutely shocked by the fuckin story. Now that you know that something that has gone on for a long fuckin time, parents being

My children, like that I just for summaries. I just didn't think you now with all this Doktor Phil shared, always pops. Apology. Shit! That's out there how you could hit a kid with a switch that's four years old to the point that ISA, bruised and bleeding is just fucking beyond. My comprehension as just fucking nuts, I think that rarely fucks, obviously really fox people up when you did when you, when you do shit like that, though, that level at Saint I didn't get hit as a kid, but two things one: it wasn't a switch, it was a paddle and too I fucking deserved it. I never felt

Get me hit with the paddle that I never felt that it was wrong. The What is it? What, amongst the word, I'm searching for? I never felt that I didn't. I didn't do something to deserve it. I hated it cause at heart, but I know felt that it was like you I don't know like all idea was this and then you did that the only time I have felt it was fuckin wrong was one time my brother said that I kick my other brother in the face and it was bullshit. I kicked him in the stomach. I still bit about that in ITALY.

That which was considered working out amongst yourselves, and you know the face was unknown of in my house was where you could punch in the sight of ahead of you bruised within the hair. You know the parents would see it and you'll be all right, but if he hidden face then you know, then you had a big problem and die there. My mother was brushing inherit. The time should turn around. She went to work. We over the head with a brush and adopting she caught me right between the shoulder blades and the brush was like this hard plastic in a kind of exploded and die there. My mother picked up the brush part, the proper part, with the thing stick it out, and for that I think another ten years I wish he brushed her hair just holding onto that rather than the whole, but the handle and all were like. That's how I don't know my parents,

their parents group on a depression. So they just had that instilled in them that you do not the brush breaks into a million plea pieces, you still salvage it it's their works, he just hold it this way, which regular, maybe that's a smarter. Think that, though I have no idea but anyways, take it to that level. So actually was reading about that, and then that remain and me of the story. Now this comes with a warning cause you probably shouldn't watch this video, but I've reminded me of a law which I thought was like seventy eight years ago, turns out was twenty years ago, another that kid was Michael Faye or something like that. Was that there's a nineteen year old kid he was over and Singapore and he was used: evangelizing, some property or some shit and the punishment. What part of the punishment was. He was gonna, get chained and you know nobody over here and heard of it for the most part that she'd travelled and

was basically they hit you with this package. Stick- and you know they hitch hits your hard enough that, after a couple, a heads like basically like they said pieces of flesh or come. Are you fuckin ass in the back, your legs and stuff, and everybody thought it was fuckin horrific. He was supposed to get six heads and we were allowed to while we made enough of a state that they went down to four hits, and so I look that and then there was a link to a video that showed somebody getting caned and I gotta tell you don't watch it don't watch. I watched it. It's like a four and a half minute, video dude and I'm tellin you, because what happened with that fake. It is like the day after supper. He was sitting down every second. I wasn't that bad. That kid is a tough kid. These Malaga for

your old man, but I gotta tell you something: I watch this video dude. It's you go out there right naked is a Jay bird. Whatever the fuck them means, and then they put you in this thing. That's almost like it's like what they will honour its your? Basically, I don't like it He had like a two wheeled Dolly Emily wheeled Hannibal Lecter out marriages they wheeled about except he was facing the other way. I put this wheels on this thing and you walk and you stand on that thing. Then you have, under these two fuckin handles and to people on either side hold onto your arms, and then they put this thing over you weathers. Basically, I guess it's to protect your lower back in the back. Your legs, you know, so they don't have that part and then use your ass is broken through this fucking a whole. It's like a glory. All except your ass, and then this fuckin dude Singapore.

Hurry endued Filipino, do whatever you call em, he I ends up ready. They hitch any waits for some fuckin guy off camera to be like quite right and this fuckin guy is just like in that classic Asian like. Martial arts. I can't even describe it crouching Tiger hidden dragon like I am I'm gonna fuckin. When a show the west. What fucking torque is really capable of action and do what it looked like. He was getting ready to do some dance. He was fuck lily front, I'm acting at our stand, upright basic views. Stand up, he's turn sideways. Like he's, gonna hit a fuckin golf ball, then he fuckin benches. Leg, so his right leg is where these front legs straight in his fuckin arm

is all away up like this guy and he's ready, just fucking AEGIS and the guy goes pie in the sky. Discos flock and what an ado right, by the second one, and then they fucking wait. Like thirty seconds is just sitting there, and this fuckin guy is standing there. He spoke to hold the fuckin, almost switch. The came a different ways and then that some guy mumbled some shit right and in the fucking guy goes back into that. In that debt spree stance, it looks like a fuckin ma. Will Comic like action here all right and then the guy goes like fucking guy goes hits again. The guy goes like by the second one you sound like a puppy getting kicked. I swear to God the cat. Because I think they were trying to show how abusive it is there zoom in on this duty ass and who's got like fuckin. Two lines now think by this

second hit it? get a raw and both of his but cheeks were like fuckin quivering, like anticipate this was like a four half fuckin ike. I lost count. I think they hit em like five fourteen times, but literally The fourth time the guy started delight crumpled. If those fuckin brutal no I'll tell him to say this is a classic internet thing like I went on. Dell fell dot com next thing. You know, I'm watches somebody get caned in Singapore. When I was growing above Vienna, is adjusted breaks down boundaries. It brings people closer. I don't want to tell you what the point of all that was buzzing. I told you what happened. You can watch it if you want to watch it, I'm not putting the link up, because I never I never watched shit like that, and I dont know. Why did it just

one of those things because it didn't seem like I was gonna. Be that ban you stuck on do. Could I take that? Could I sit there in four and for the four America not cry out, you know you just gotta get the first one in to understand the level is risking everything that that would be nice if we get the first one and then and then psychologically. Like fact, I get through this Could I just say what the? U S? Government did for that Michael Faye do that they think they got rid of the last two. I mean Jesus fucking Christ. Like the way described and others no way not gonna watch, but I'm not put the fuckin link up Jesus. There's no We think it could take do nor the other that will get arrested with him. I'm really talking about a fuck, a new story from twenty years ago. The other kid was lined up for twelve or those hits, and they knocked him down to ten. Do you fuckin unconscious by eight,

This is no way you either unconscious, or you came and failure ass, anymore, you're, ass, fuckin, voice crack, and yet with those that sir, It is surprising that that is. Is it really surprising, though this shit that's going on? That's why I don't watch the Fox NEWS. I don't. I have no idea anything. That's really going on I have to get better out, especially now that I'm building an hour I gotta, sat watching to put like I've, never been one of those people that could watch like execution, videos and fucking outlay. People sit down only watch those guys get beheaded over their nets. That does somebody to sit down and watch that.

I don't know it's funny right now is the real reason why I wish I didn't watch the video amity. What can happen if you watch that fuckin video that dude quivering ass is gonna be burned into your fuckin brain for, like three days. Because now that's just what I think you're right, I'm trying to go into the next subject. You understand this is a man's quivering ass. It's in my no judge respected that guy. This guy took it like a fuckin champ Jesus, Fucking Christ, You know if you saw the way this guy was swinging. His cane like they go to school, for maximum flocking. Velocity torque, whatever the fuck, you gonna call it all that shit like they must have measured it out.

Jesus Christ, you know I always hear what Singapore to how fuckin clear, I'm actually afraid to go over there, because that's one of those things like if you spit come out on the street. You know that's considered, that's a crime! the next thing. You know your fuckin bare ass sitting. There. The quiver and ass you some guy's going. I thought that fact that much in their bad people, I'm just saying I can't live up to those standards. I'm gonna do somethin stub my toe an increase in public I would add that what I would do I be can screamin like a bitch, my pasty quivering Is that what you want but think above on a Monday morning? Sorry, how should danish any

anyways Jesus Christ, I better TAT guy, has spoken go get Kane, everybody gets caned anytime somebody old. Then, or to tie the shoes and they get a paying their back illegal. They like to ask that fuckin tenses up, like they're gonna, get fuckin hit. We got it bill, we got it. They hit people with work. In Singapore. Will you go? You learn something right: get on our skin on to something else here, I'm as always people if you want to donate to the podcast the best way to do it is to not have give me any money? What do I do that simple next time you gonna be something on Amazon COM, just go to billboard, dot com. First click on the podcast page, then click on the Amazon Lincoln take your right to Amazon, doesn't catch any extra money. But if you come from my website, they kick me a few bucks they ago. They kick me a few boxer. Then I throw it into the basement. Sort.

Anyways continuing on tariff. I mention this to you know when we aren't the house, you know I can't bring. My awesome die, with me everywhere I go so, but I also want to stick or in a little fucking cannot thing, but she gets freaked out if she's in the house by yourself, because somebody left her by a river. So she does like to be alone but the doctrine of say. But if you put him in like a small sort of container, they don't feel overwhelmed by the space they just curl up and go to sleep. Well, that's not my dog. My dog then tries to fuckin break out of it and it does and thence upstairs at its sitting. There wagging its tail, and you know it shipped to threats. Gotta cut on his face and a fuckin kills me. So what I did was I had this guy. I met this guy and he made these giant what looked like a fuckin lions cage- and it was all this fuckin rebar so was- is bigger place. We should get ever bed and a place for food. You know that

studio apartment, it's postal, okay, so I fuckin put it used to put her in that and it was all good. She tried to get out of it a little bit. Then she realised that I could. At least I thought that was the case and die. I she fuckin broke up. She fuckin she found the weak. Far because it wasn't attached on both sides. It was only attached just the way it was attached. I had figured it out, but it just used all of its body weight and it made both worlds fail and then it took that bar and buried under its bed and then said used itself at some point to a bit on this thing to another one. At some point, it did a pull up or a debt to pull up in an in depth and got out the top of the fuckin cage shop. And took this cage that I spent seven on a box on interest rendered the whole fuckin thing useless. Did I just go everywhere. I go and dark as events.

I was gonna. Have that thing well did back on and I don't what happened. I just started looking up for welders, I stuck look it welding I got into the ship. I think it's a school. We're cool skill to learn somatic six hour. Do it yourself, fuckin welding thing and I'm gonna fuckin? Well that thing back on myself when you get a shot? I know it all. You guys think it dad you're gonna burn you fuck, announced out. There's no fucking way is dumb, as I am ok Gimme, a credit. There's no fucking way. I would weld anything near my house. Ok I'll pay. Guys down at the shop to let me do it at their shop under their supervision. Ok, before you call me a moron and before you predict all this fucking disaster, I'm not saying I'm not gonna burn some down it just won't be mine are right. That's the deal Learn how to I'm learning. So I think learn that Well, there's a really fuckin cooler skill. It really is,

I'll show you a link to are the best video of it that I found. Unless I get rid of it, please tell me how to get rid of it. Sky was awesome. He was totally clear. He had a fuckin mustache Jesus Christ. You motherfucker, build you the worst you just fuckin worst. I will find it. I will find it now. I will give you the fuckin link and if I don't just Roma That does not work for you, but I don't give a shit. Oh my god. Thirty seven minutes in having holy shit, we haven't got any advertising out all right. Let's, let's get on with it here. Alright draft kings, everybody dude. I called it. I said these guys we're gonna be huge. I said they were gonna, be huge and they are huge draft kings, fantasy footballs back and draft kings. Dot com isn't messing around draft kings. Dot com is America's favorite one week fantasy

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watch in Seattle, fuckin charges, we're gonna bring him in here to the podcast after these nuts, such I just gave your messages are bring I'm in here through the wonderful world of hitting pause. I we're back the wonderful world, the magic updating, the pause button were now here with rosebush tailgate legend and gourmet chef of the outdoor backyard festivities of the rose? the grand any of em, all Jason LAW had everybody early five dollars from the law has court and some faint has it. Looking in this, it's good and ass. They got their number. Seattle actually got a touch down and literally the worst call in the history of the ETA fell, because these Cesare Squeaky, better sorry. But what was the car you? Don't they review every touch? Tat? If you short, I study review it.

Now the avenue system in New York City, where they watch every single bit of film pursue harbours, set that, unlike the thirty six, they didn't even that, indeed, is going to put on a board, and then they got to my preamble as my colleague eyes up that about Asia. It I got it, These are the automatic reveal visas without FUCK Santiago care. To crash your question: what did sandy? go to copyright. As I know I know Cleveland you guys goes obviously been through budget, but there's something like San Diego. They stopped us on fourth down to get the ball to end the game. They took an unnecessary rules somehow like there's always either recall, they shoot themselves in the form of one year they had as beat they had is beaten play off game. They stop the sun. Fourth down to get the ball to end the game they took. An unnecessary roughness call gave us a farce down, and then we were able to kick a feasible to some bullshit and recycle. What why? Why would you do that and then there is like the three or four years ago when they had at fumbled Denver when they were reviewed. It they're, like a formal sitting,

recovered but were given at the Denver. I do hope it out. I want to live in San, Diego by North Turner at a press conference. How I would reacted, They literally the dead. The raft went yeah. Then he recovered it. But there was a whistle blowers were given a back then were to place. It had ever scores kept any a guy the play outside here Now it's it's it's a special. I don't know they did something down there that that they get that level a karma or not. We want to that game a long time ago did not have a good time did not did not really all gave a gets. It tightens the We talked about this idea like ass with a new common, often arise there Merriam in Jersey. I have are. We gonna have the whether certain to turn into that that we gotta have a pre season. Tailgate, you know Get us ready for a rose by may we gotta have something you want to go to you. I see game by the way. Has it been practised on good practice? What do you see gay, but can you tailgate donor yeah? You can actually tirzah it's not it's convenient. I gotta use you always higher rank.

This is something we see beat you yourself, museum, you, as he's gonna, be out of the top. Twenty five usually is to offer a country, so We shall neither my usual guy, I know, but I gotta calamitous civil war. One and two were played its work and guide them. Half hour ride down the street, and it's just like I only what their one time I saw them play. You see, play Washington Huskies in like ninety six is the last time I've been there when LA owes seven, we went there. We had a two year contract with them in ages. Waxed us, that's already won a national those we have seen how they went there. Fini Wells, but he didn't play first gave it a lousy, wasn't part of risk to season and we worked over and it was only last we had earlier. We went twelve and one that you are presenting aiming to season at USC as the only time I've ever been to the Colosseum

Like a guy I gotta give entail, gaiters could tailgate going on down the Colosseum. They got a lot of room down or by campers it's when you get spoiled yet you are usually only live inside your lot, they're going so Angel doctor. I won't do it. It's all interlocked, using a year two hundred, I never remember TAT, I went even took a little. I went down did a little nice luck! Luck! Video! Like what are you so lucky thing ever happened to you. I gotta show earthy go to law heads court, the two pages you can find it all right, we'll fresh off the the highly successful all into the first leg of it were helping to put together a second leg of it. We got the question for this week Let's see we got here says, but what's new Billy Bonanza having Toronto and was able to see black and white. It got me thinking why? Don't you have a tv show? Surely the Hollywood system seems to seize the value in your song and dance, get off your

lazy, ass and come into my living room for twenty ten weeks out of the year. Love you and love me. I am had he answered tat. He would have inspired veto right right if we were to wrote, lazy ass, like you say, less easy. Ass are ladys as aid, I would have been a little bit of flavour. Eagerly evidently others know are in Asia. It is true, but Ladys don't have an hour late. Now, that's Jerry loss That's what do I know you? I, when I hear you, throw out different references of this, you stretch the words on different ones or maybe That way was my red all. I know You saw the movie black and white, you don't love. I love that I'm gonna fuckin moving, that's not enough for you! I wasn't enough for you, I don't have a fucking tv show and then you what you do. Is you bitch that my committee is in his good because I'm be spent in all my fucking time doing that shit, pretending to be a fuckin police officer. Whatever the hell thing, I would have Allison I gotta tell you something.

We have some shit and works, but you know sometimes, like you know, it's a blessing to not have a tv show. It's a blessing to in this business. Go on other people shows because they deal with the responsibilities. The writing. The conference calls all that shit is right. Have time to learn how to weld. Ask yourself this. What I have time to learn, not a well defined my own teeth tv show good day right now. The answer is no and a lot of you consult the appeal again, but you don't fucking money to tell somebody else to do it. Well, you know what I don't live. My life tat way. I dont I'd like to learn how to do it, which we re, not three act. Academy award, winning this Moby. Yet what am I will watch patchwork? Do tv movies, a great you? Do it it's? We have you from this date this date and then it's done those other people. Like those people on one hour. Dramas are shooting a movie that never ends right and I get there I ve learned your cousin credit, like you get one time critic, if it's a good will be too bad movies of indifferent, whatever that criticism comes in that one stretch to

We shall always constant criticism over the vague how what how hard the arrogant worked at heart there I didn't happen of new girl. I had a great fucking topics that was fourteen. Our days and they had been, I did in February it's a half hour, show they dont fourteen hours and they had been going since August. It's like. I thought I worked hard and then I didn't have a sort of that shows like do. I am a bomb and I love it. That was breaking bad coming back for sure they say breaking. But now I better call solves come back. Ok, it's comin back, what are you doing any animals? Ah I ignored I mean if I did. I could say that I was but I have, but to be honest with you, I haven't heard enough. I have inherited a sober poor, Mamma Rights, Silberman props good day, Sir good a good. Sir sorry, I saw your name in the end. Credits slash

Do you have Sarah Silver means latest comedy special special and was curious if you had anything special to do with the shall love your comedy, but never ends were very good. This guy from Germany Lars Germany, Once I noticed your name and the others credit you notice german guys that everybody they read all the way to do. You know they read all the president has just in case. There is any like that's why mainly station wagon, that goes sixty in Fucking three and a half seconds any did messages american looking for yet again opening bit that she did was she threw the ball against the wall. I was down the communist or like a week before she her stand of special. She was thrown a tennis ball against the wall or whatever and saw we sought to her specials. I cannot, I could be cool. You just sit in a throne, the ball against the wall, blah blah- maybe that's. Why she did. Maybe she just take some a swell guy. I have no idea. I should await

she told the lobby for the search engine optimization from what is that you like? We know you tagging things like Bilbil, anything popular. If you like the put anything on WWW, billboard com, you know the owl towards a when people are searching things like Gilbert hurt thing MIKE, today with you. I don't think you, kids, with this Fuckin internet Etsy out a college search engine. Optimization morbid obese, city, dear bad, ass, Billy Bird. I guess I'm supposed to give you a nickname yet we're running out here. People you guys don't have to do our my brother's, Bundy a morbidly of we obese girl for two years now my parents are disgusted by this act. Jesus is brutal. His brutal already, my mother, I He cried when she first matter cheese, his cry stood and I get shit fat shaming, I raised the matter,

back yet do debts flock and brutal. More importantly, her hair There is clearly a great danger at her wait. It's likely she doesn't get to forty, my brother's, a hundred twenty pounds, she's at least twice as wait, I even say near three hundred pounds: what's a good way to convey the fact that if no one step with the harsh reality, she's gonna have a short life. Also, she routinely stumbles out of a cheesecake factory Jesus Christ, do that fuckin brutal offers. Why feel bad for our health? He loses the way because I could shift on this package J because I make fun of fat people May I make fun of a lot of shit. Everything and everybody thinks that, like out, you know they don't think that what they say that I've been joking saying fat, shaming works, because I do it to myself and all of that look at me right. I fetching myself at the beginning of the year because I saw a picture of us at the Rosebud

today just go. Look at my father. I mean I don't know why I just don't get how more people don't Jane themselves in the fat like shaman themselves into getting. What do you ain't? One point you one point were pushing. I want two pounds and you want to the doktor and the guy said that thirty pounds, overweight Yahoo, is legal. Technically, I could write you in the orb obese as they're, gonna, Santiago arouse dislike start a real job and was doing comedy come up and united health insurance or use cyclists, and I like it with Javanese. I could technically text of with your height with your way you could be obese, but I'm not gonna write that in because ok defector insurance, you know, yeah right, so he goes just get out. What do you do, and I thought I was that's what I was drinking a lot of soda. I mean tons of it and that's what it there's people out there. I'm telling you drop that what you want. You know why she's water, one out of cheese, hey Factory, for she had three

it can so does on top of whatever else she had. I bet and die. It's a worse. He said my back to look to me said. The word. Diet is the biggest travesty that the food and Drug Administration allows, because it doesn't mean anything anything to die. If you eat a cow, that's your diet, running a diet. Coke just doesn't mean it that its any better for european values. Terrific you lose way round that you gave way. So that's the one thing that you got out soda our pap is highest call it pop. I got off pop. I was joking like eulogies how many you drink, and I think I was under a diet. Doktor peppers meadows knock em back like three for data. When I would go golfing, I would knock down in six of per nine I'd have like it occupies a cup I'd guy go through six, seven, eight, ten didactic, peppers, Jesus Christ. I just thought I was refreshing myself. You know it's diet and taste good. I love that active as an ok, it's diet and then, when I quit that March ten March first, two thousand ten I've only had like ginger rail,

an club sewed I've never had like the high fructose in the colors and any it at sugary shit, it's banana and you took it all often, and so what I want. I love it. I just put a by John, like I'll. Do whatever the fuck does is enjoying in honor I like we were cut had I cook and allied to holidays. I had that holiday party arose, but I mean my birthday on October thirtieth, my right. So what's my birth, he hits. This would be the first time following candy the next Dayton Hallowing Candy and it goes and stop right out a task given before I know what I'm a week after New year's at I'm thirty pounds heavier than I was. I love you acknowledge following can like you still trick or treating I mean that my whole my whole childhood. I was born in the day before hollowing is this weekend apart then, when I turn old enough to drink this'll, be because I quit the Draken issue didn't for an experiment. This will be a minute turned forty two in October. Thirty minutes will be the first time I have not had alcohol. My birthday since I was nineteen.

And I'm gonna do it. I'm going to do with this. Europe manages to live up to what I'm gonna walk through the day of my birthday and go while basically, twenty three years of straight party, because it's always been a party, has been like the last birthday. In this way we can mention to care There's been there, I don't even I was amazed member most of my party's ways like we were just it was how we we I was dressed up. Jesus Christ. I mean what do you make me? Was you were on the wagon from rose ball right up. We did the the legacy limit. Though you haven't you, were you so you will like I'm drinking this weekend and I'm going right back to being on the wagon, which is what I said and you

We'll do it. I haven't you have enabled is when you have a nice, like put you on that point of that year, for you was like you just finished a special. You know you you knew you were coming with black and white was commoner. You had a lotta did there was a lot of reasons for you. Just not you ve been good, for I mean, since you started out quick one year a couple years ago you ve been you been able to go. Get nice or stretches it. I haven't been very some very soon, a key player in the days of God without drinking, and this last run was. I think I had just had a real bad flu for, like eight or nine days that I didn't drink and- and this has been the longest all my life- I mean this happen since, since I was a teenager, did you drank like basically three days a whole year for young prior three days three days is holier awesome matter there, that's ass! My wish! I did I'm not going to have another drink, I think until arose, but I think I got those can Miller high Life's. I just have one day, but that's not you know, but you know what it is

it's right after you have it right right after you have that first one year, but the thing is: if you just wait, five minutes, you ve just drink water. If you, for itself to just grab a water. Whatever your body like stops, Craven at an EU level out, you actually just had that one and you are able to do, but that the the the thing is with food and all that shit for the longest time. I was like it's not a drug czar drugs, it is, it is, as I would have you just eight. You want fuck if it's bad for you. That's all you know it's bad, for you you just ate it now you want more, which doesn't make any sense, readers, salad, you never think like. Dude. I want another salad, you dont, but later on, if you're hungry, you thinkin salad vegetables, but you you're, not thinking like shit food, but if you eat I've? Just fine if you like, if I didn't apple or whatever I dont crave, another apple. If I had a handful of ships, cookies alpha

all soda under any of that shit. It's bad salt sugar! You just like you forget tat. You feel for sugar. Having that's why people are fat, they can't get off the sugar and when you can get off the sugar- and you can take it out, the only sugar you get is the natural like the fruit and vegetable sugars, the natural sugars. Your body is looking at food like, oh, my god. I want that your body writ tells you when it wants, will so they weren't? What does he tell this desires or to get off the sugar and it's gonna take a month? And it's all been salt, salt, but definitely sugar first get off the sugar because sugar you have to match it. If you drink coal is and if you eat lots of bread and passes, that's all tonnes of sugar, inner and your body has the match data once more sugar so be drink, a bunch of coke, then the sugar flies out when this woman walks in you're in the house, and you got a yellow, like I gotta, be in the back. I got to get all I will your face get up to sugar, wipe it out here telling you had around backwards with a whistle into my mouth fats

dirt over case. What the fuck are. You look out there what I've got all day with the czech hilarious? Now that's the UK mania for one reason what was that eight or ten? We have a reference you gave it up for Gaza costs. You got your genes again them now I dared not. Now I did. You will get your jets again tomorrow. I love when he says that empire was so great. What do you mean do I'll lose another world. Syria. I want more laws that world Series of Games, its aims. Or video, where we going bill. This is

It was in mind, but I came across on you to back she watched summits, the evolution of Walter White. Somebody did like this great, like fifteen minute, video willing, often the very first episode they just take like the key scenes. I watched like a minute and a half with volumes. Just gettin chosen a guy. I get why. The reason was when the great shows of all type are two girls dear bill I'm just some kid in high school doesn't know Jack all about data, but a week ago I learn that a chick I knew, but didn't like had put me on her phone as a wallpaper This apparently has been going on for a year, and I just learned about if from one of her friend, I knew this shit like me, but I couldn't stand or, as is weird, he said I tried letting her down. I tried being a detour jesting. Why can't you just be honest? Did you cause you yeah just listen? I know you re like me, but I feel that way about you. You say we saw bitch. She just keeps

things like. I am still all hers, yet I would get annoying. I knew she was into me while I was still a freshman, but it was near summer, so I thought she would just forget all about it. That wasn't enough for friends, they told me this tried hitting on me when she told what is if this wasn't enough. Her friend told me this. Try hitting on me, you did you guys, got a proof that you gotta. Let me tell you something: if your high school you're not gonna, make it the college. I hang on just keep. Like us? I try to dilate as guy whatever the butcher, and it is this a guy that you got a girl. What is one big, listen be pointless big. Oh I got it. I got it. There is no com. Is it

Wasn't enough! Her friend that told me this tried hitting on me. When she told me: ok, yeah see there was no punctuation in their ok, it's another girl. It tells you that this girl's obsessed with you, then hits on you. Ok, first of all, I just learned some psycho had me on a wall paper for a year, and I did now said the last thing I want to think about his dating second, what a bitch move and our friends park sitting on a guy disguise. Definitely the glass is half full, how the fuck. You got two women here and it's have added in ITALY. Living on a guy. Her friend has been stocking bill, I'm ready to tell them the both go. Go fuck them cells? But what is your opinion on this? You ignore them

First girl, you're, bang, the second one, and then you get on with your life. What you think J, I think you were. I think you you you play him into each other. I mean. I think that if these girls are friends together and the other girls hurt nine, you write my thank you. I think you, I think you are. You called for the three way. Oh yeah man, I'm goin, for I'm gone for the three way. Early, I'm too I'm gone to the whole, get get together. Let's do this is like a group and hang out going on. I kick play a little dumb They gave me a little down on the whole. I dont know really everything about the phone and I'm not the girl with the phone, I'm not going to give up the fact that I This other one was gonna hit. Not me, I'm gonna! Let this all come together and see where goes and had had, if he's eating grass yeah, because you know why they're they're the ones you they're bringing it to use their serving to you on a platter, I mean literally. You are you're the you're, the reason Why this whole thing is developing, so let it let these two Ghana, you know just sit back-

relax, our right, so email law, heads cordial, tell you how to tell you how to bring a man be instrument. Landings works at my sleeve aright. That, shaming God daughter Billy Burrito? What a good way to fetch? Shame. What's a good way to fetch, shame a sense! Why am I becoming the fetching personal yeah? I don't wanna make people feel bad about the phantom me I'm joking around about this shit. I want people to be it shapes it I'll. Fuckin. Hang this thing around me I'm not gonna red. That's two in one week, that'll be back the next thing I got some group. Yeah. I know it's jokes, but it sets a precedent. Is a bunch of people Bruno protest to confront a year? Then I've got it. They're, not gonna because, like that's another good reason. Not ever familiarly shells get people, scooters, drought or not, but if you, if you had a fuckin tv show, then they actually give a shit, we are giving it they can't fire you from standard or my pockets. They created I guess it would take away the advertiser, but it still do it I'll fuck advice on friends here

well, I'm a June a junior, high school, and I ve got one group a really good friends like eight or nine people. We are like the funny guy our school always give each other shit. Well, there's one friend and he was an asshole for an entire summer. To my other friends who was a girl that he liked the line they go? That's that's american public schools right there there's one well, there's one for J. Talk again tell these people have your is unbelievable. It's just a friend, you know get read a book, I mean. Maybe all these Otto cracks and grammar checks on computer. How do you not gettin out from the right email? Don't you want with every bit of technology that we have? I just

I'm stuck! Ok, I got it. I figured it out. Thank you, ok, so that as well as one friend and he was an asshole for an entire summer to my other friend, who was a girl that he liked the latter. This guy's friends with this girl in this the guy liked. Your alone he's been an asshole tour, ok started, treating her like shit when she told him she didn't like him and well. Things were heeded all summer and it was weird I was letting the girl now that he was saying what I was letting the girl now what he was saying and due to her, and now they are by Jake talk again just just talk to the people here I was well. I don't even know what he started out by saying we get. I got nine bodies. Funny guys are a group. I was more interested in that, like I thought he was gonna go somewhere with, like hey we're doing like who I don't even know. I mean he just now you just like

he's guy pacing, but only when the three party was saying was this kid went over. He read it out the girl he saying this and that the other thing he said now this asshole guy in this girl who's a friend I like buddy, buddy again because The other guy said that the Dew rightness letter was lying and none of it was true, but a cautious I believe, the other guy, because she likes him he's gonna realer right it until she doesn't he likes her. What it's worth so, why the fuck? Would you believe it? He, basically not everyone against me, and I dont know what to do this guy's a cycle manure like everyone, he acts like he doesn't say anything. Any action, really nice to me. When he's around me yeah this guy's a psycho and it pisses me off. He won't. All the truth, anyone so my question is show even try to fight back against this and try to win back. My few close friends as I just tell them to go fuck themselves and try to make new friends ostracised by everybody, look who gives a fuck at this point

doesn't believe you then fuck her. Let this do what have they help he wants to do with her. It's gonna come back, listen, walk away, beat a bigger, take the highroad walk away like that, like that gun fighter in the West, walking away by himself and this guy other guy will end up doing this to other people. S daughter, you arise. We like do you now, whatever this guy's name is John. Is man east these the real deal, and you know why you don't need people like tat? Your life do that early get used to that get those kind of people it is telling that learn, learn how to cut the we. Certainly man, I tell you what, because it get older, you don't want get into those habits. Vantages like it's like you notice it like abuse women, men it into a habit and I'm not comparing it's a little over there, but you know you don't want to get into Habit of being walked on and entreated that wage including yourself in a group of friends, because you're caught like

I don't know what else to do. How will I get new friends? That's attitude now now and you gonna cut the weeds. You do go right. I did. I took me forty two realise at night in the Latins just learning. Last five, six years I cut out all the negative people my and let the level of drama that just it was like a vacuum with just got sucked right out of the room and down recently I was around I'll just doin some gig and I'm just getting unlike this social circle of just three or four people that were used to be like the kinds of people are used to fuckin hang out with I immediately sense like negative energy, which I never felt work is also used to it right. I was I I don't want this guy's, my fucking life I'll. Just like you know when I I can get on in this house on going do well, but when you go out in the world because that's all you know you just recreate that whole fuckin thing over again. It's totally what I did and took nearly twenty years to cut off that shit out door, there's also that that very forgiving of cycles

I am a psycho but a breakthrough that one hell of a time, momentum, maniac for so many years. We have one, is an early thirties. You know tat, he is to be self sufficient. It just become a complete fuckin, loner yeah, that's what you do. Is you go out like that, How can the hearse guy there we're gonna house? He had some low you the man and you just walk like you know, shame and you just go- go out and write a ride out on these people. Fuckin hilarious I now I gotta wait a couple of I gotta recover more advertising things, and I want to hear your opinions on the first two weeks about two and a half weeks were still in the middle of it while Sunday here, oh by the way we got we're talking about your people? You have a big day, for I am jacked up agonizing, we might have a football team in our hands. Are right dollars, shape club everybody ever wonder. Why raises are so expensive, big shape? Companies are charging you for ridiculous shave technologies that you don't even know don't even need for.

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We ve got to say TAT, a horrific defence or somethin. Well, it look there last week against Atlanta, and they didn't look great against us today will rectify it. We're not ratify the fat one another that they wandered means. We can be to give up the sugar that the right now is, FED noted that the ugly room they had the hare they look the same, not take our well. Rats, went on that weapon. What's the guy's name, rob Rob. Has one of those like just disgusting stomachs that you know what I mean like he's got like the skinny legs, the regular like neck and arms, and then he just got one of those men pregnant bellies, its discuss.

It's disgusting while you want. I want my money here. Why can I hears something positive from Cleveland Brownsville like I think we got a good culture that I said even after the first laws and a watch all over this, I tweeted out a guide to grow. I think we had. She ever welcomes football team on our hands, which we just haven't. We just haven't. We, let me just haven't, had a coach rising, we ve come back as the brought. We have another coaches Bela check now those guys at a rate the last time we want a play off game as the cleaving brows were another Baltimore Ravens, but as the briar you beat us we'd beaters, we beat the bill parcels patriots in a while car game actually with Bilbil Jack is article student became the master up twenty years ago that twenty seasons ago. Well, I'm a Burma closet, Cleveland Browns Fan, so I hope you guys have a great season. You I'm cite the Patriots one and we would like I get nervous after that. First drive, but you know Avian Petersen wasn't there so, but then we did. Some things, but I know what I want. I saw Seattle on that first game and I then watch the fort

I know I'm just like it's just so clear that the annex ii enough everybody stays healthy, that there's suitable. I gotta that way again. You hadn't stop player from last year, as I said last week, one of my day look like three weeks to pick me. I've never been more wrong about that. Guy was like that. Guy idealism outta here just has like that nice guy look about how many coach the Patriots out just like this guy doesn't have it and then even when you did well it did. You see, I was just like. While you know he's not he's not a fucking into focus is someone who never coach Football Antunes saying this guy he's not gonna fell coach. Anyone like two with reach ambient ships will. The crazy thing is is now the Arab that was always the hit. You couldn't be a college for the college coach other than Jimmy Johnson, the college I can't cab, I, the couch coach, never came in and did it anyway.

Anything in the end about not next save in lieu halt. None of America, which are very swift, ass, Jimmy's team, now come on, let's say, but not one could do that, but the trend is change because footballs change, the quarterback and football has changed to a college style quarterback. So now you got p kara, actually successful, Jim Harbour actually successful. You got chip are now the Eagles turn in that thing, around real, quick, so you're gonna see more turning around the culture and the long college cultures are successful in Albania to validate. You know a lot more mortal did I give you many Manzella chance now nicely hoary lazy, screwed, the putsch on the side of the fuckin field. There you know listened Brian horror. Rainwater looks great. Indeed knows the play book in a team is playing

for him and I try to suggest that Johnny was not learning the playbook is. Where did you hear that we heard that in some articles that came out of training camps why he was shooting himself in the foot because they were giving him chances to win this job? Even the horse was the number one guy petition was a new coach is given a much as one is at an end, some of those of the article economically. That comment was saying that he was not grasping the playbook think that means he's, not learning the play book or you know, he's a I'll. Tell you this kid had every opportunity in the world, but if you're not going to sit down and learn your axes and also mean the teams are going to get behind unit that doesn't happen. It is very difficult to win in this week. These guys. Ok, they will they weren't there terrific implant coverage and they are excellent, reactive and fourteen, will you be rounder info

There is. Not one woman left it listen to this progress anywhere. Is this just a sausage? First, I gotta fuck it. I can have a fight, they have ever had a female guess. Have I, I wanna go around, while your wife, not I mean, like other, go outside of somebody? I live with female comecon. You, I guess I haven't Oh my sexist right. This is it everybody this Vienna the park at stake, you so much for listening. Congratulations, everybody's team one this week in out, so we do not get to Dounia team if they lost that sick or foggy selves and I'll talk to you next week.