what's goin on its bill bernstein for the monday morning pod cares for monday september eighteen two thousand and seventeen which go we're on our way the golan everybody how are you started a new way get mouth airport your pants on one leg at a time joe six per gonna work i gotta keep it doesn't do this this is the new more subdued quieter podcast now that i have a baby do i'm record in this sunday night that's all you need to focus now my fuckin do you hear that you're in some sort of weird noise you know what i did my i can mixer is act and where what comes of it pushes button anything anything just goes into one speaker than the other had fallen and the other how are you did you julia football sunday julia sports weakened did you

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workin out because i was playing catch and fucked up my fucking calves that's how old are you so spending like an angel you know every bite i count and i choose fuckin twenty seven times on each side of my mouth and then i take it can i why bother you like a fuckin angel if there is a god love whatever fuckin peanut butter sandwiches you're into however that law peanut butter sandwiches forget that counts any death threats from extreme muslims oh baby was muslim i don't know they never really said god knows thus mystery street was liberal or enough they probably would have thrown out in baghdad right bob would be for singing that song that is why the people in your neighborhood in enabling your neighborhood who are the people in your neighborhood the people

that you made each day fuckin puppet vampire that happens be muslim is enabled to long that's what it was so fuck him on durban definite rubber boots in fucking thirty two days thirty two good god damn days are they re now my miladi this was the longest month in a day of the year without a doubt it's fun in the morning it's not in the evening a great now i just want to get fuckin lasted you know i can't do it don't graduate comedy i gotta get down or buck seventy two my fighting weight is pogo says on efforts for family season to why you watch and you like and are you given it a up whatever the fuck can scorn system is over there netflix yet

or what they use and i think they they said they won't go it sums up thumbs down and i think they stuck with the star system i have no idea i don't pretend to know i hope that we can just been about keeping my fuckin lagged raise i went to this fight in party on thursday night with my lovely wife and can host of it was given a big speech and i was stone sober and i had to go over and sit in the corner was outside in the skies lawn with a ten right in i go off in the corner to sit down stone sober with a fuckin i had like club soda line the this thing for me to order because i can never remember what you say i could just press eminently economic club soldiers anymore it in half the time up to the bartender the beer we're gonna get em like what's that thing people drink when they don't drink go club soda i go yes with life

i'm not trying to be funny like a third time that's all i have to order because i can't remember what it is because i never order so i'm on my second club soda lime sky whose house the boy fabulous policies for taking all these people i had to go outside the ten because i see a stone wall where i can sit down because my fucking ankle is filling up with fluid and is becoming twice the size of my other rank of but you know i went to that you know i just wanted to some walking clinic and the guy look they're gonna tell you tat day i could tell you where you dead right now i can tell you from across the fuckin room without even daunted x ray you know walking type shit you know so i go to sit down guys in the middle of this great speech to everybody's fucking listening and i don't know how but i set my glass down and i reach back to get something i knocked it off and it made that then it was like a fucking wine glass soda

like a boon class in the middle of his speech and like half the ten fuckin looks over me i spelter on my leg i did all of this stone sober so my why have comes walk about she's laugh at me go what did you do and i was all embarrassed gordon nea stomach it a scene i felt bad enough as it was then she got mad at me because i got like i got you know i get emotional with her so she didn t talk to me like two fuckin days because of that to fourteen days don't talk to me you don't mean like it over spilt drinkin herself and have attend to people looked over to and i walked over said like what age do oh man should be me but that's how it works in the male female dynamic right you're either wrong or were to mean when you are right that's basically how it was so there was any goes guilty of being too made so anyway yeah

what's a little bit of the patriots today i saw the first quarter i take the game and watch the rest of it pages of the law better today obviously too early in the season you know this is what they would do they hype up ship because people will win beating teams are losing the teams and all the ship that you're not going to see in january who gives a fuck right this get going and i actually want to i want to be stub hub centred today and i saw the new los angeles charges are first game against the miami dolphins went down there i get that might be the best stadium i've seen a football game and at end vienna fell level simply because it was only twenty five thousand people there i can't believe it patriots are airplane charges on the road if i see tom brady in a twenty five thousand seat stating that it be fuckin incredible that's like that's what the old anna values to look like that before you know we are fucked

all of those other stadiums before lady gaga it will be used and everybody brought all these other people into the game if people are just like oh my god what what else happens after the concert you know they started watching for also they had built fifty sixty seventy eight hundred thousand fuckin seat stadiums twenty five thousand see seats got to see two wily veterans two gunslingers philip rivers flow rivers so what's his face sid jed jake there's a j j j color that's right jake colouring essays namely jake cutlet i like it what guys a fuckin religious freak with ninety kids the other guys like set him up said let's have another drink right j cutler they dig up that's right jake cutler so warm four could see the eagle eye the goddamn game one where does this show me a bodybuilder jake

this is the age or might now i don't know anybody spoken name anymore cutler they rigour or are we know what is j cutler my whatever the farthest fuckin guy grady key keeley justine down the field they go ahead by three points in santiago comes down the field philip reverence he doesn't give a shit these worried about a fuckin two minutes frances guys got nine miles defeat too much of a nine kids just its just come home to a standing ovation everybody's freakin ass he gave a crowd you're a fucking crowd of kids amazing is tat become teenagers and then there's a ten to fifteen year period were they hated you you know you never made sure that ngos are god state their use down the other end of the table i wanted to sit closer to you mean he's not there with all that shit right great game fantastic

could stadium britain is not a bad seat in the house i'm telling you before they moved to some giant monstrosity of a fuckin stating that this shared with the rams i believe it's gonna fuckin you know bankrupt a city for they fuckin do that if you get a chance definite gotta stop centre it's fuckin phenomena funny i was sitting i was watching the game i see this guy flying over in this helicopter the robinson forty four during fuck a game easy looks like he's naive and five or two feet off the fucking replies right over the fuckin stay with my limited knowledge of aviation realise that when this is a big event like that it's an automatic temporary no fly zone in our for an hour after the game i believe that what is if not two hours before and after right this fucker jerk off flies right over the fuckin stay have sitting my body go on that in no way you can't i don't think you can do that i'm just a

but i do not think you could do that this fuckin jerk off comes by again he's on his side show and other passengers down in it two seconds lay like a police helicopter comes flying over we got trouble or what but i don't know i know some pilot system this shit i like i said i'll ever pretend to know anything about that stuff far as my limited knowledge you are not allowed to do that god forbid something happens and then you fuckin land on twenty five thousand people watching fuckin j cutler right with care oh come on out of his paws goin up against the other guy from ash wednesday night these kansas city chiefs for real so i i can get a taxi on the way down and then on the way back i called the car service and a fuckin on this guy i might meet me at one eighty foreign avalon right there

turkey fried chicken right next to a donor place can you fuck me they're right so the guy i guess i got down a great great so we get down there right the game ends i walk out there for fifteen exposed to pick me but for thirty i call the guy up he's like a fuckin city block away everything's going good then others the cops everything there like they're like oh and lift one hundred and ninety two and walk down to one hundred and ninety two right and i'm sitting there going when i'm not a uber or lyft car service on my teeth guys going to fuck with me so i try and call this guy i call a guy up keep tone the guy he's look i have a blog on blogger go yes yes i forget kentucky cab cm bonanno not ok i've seen up ok see there's a donut right next door cover see if you can turn in there and it goes our galaxy about now now listen i'm walking over a block and over

forget it you can't walk into the dark place i'm gonna go down to one ninety two and abalone goes ok the parking lot kfc just kept saying that like a prank show and i'm literally getting angry you seeing no one he too in abu lawn into my phone and people's kids a turnaround lookin at me some trying to put more of a happier tone in my voice and it's just not working and he just gonna see parking lot i'm no one ninety two and avalon and i followed go do just repeated repeated egos yes yes repeat what i said he goes one do evelyn i got fine fine like he's calls me back pulling into that dollar shop and i'm gone i finally go too far and take a picture of what i need to an avalon and send it to the phenomena showed up right and he was the greatest guy this guy and when i was a guy maybe i got little emotional gay this twenty five

people walking up and down the goddamn street here i don't want to do here maybe you know i don't know what but i will tell you when i was at the game go see when i was at the game the these people in full me i've never seen this before were drinking what sent mexican beer that begins with the within em because with an m made its it's fuckin gold right it looks it looks like a trophy looks delay especially after thirty two days and not booze and sleep people front of me a drink in this shit in and out of a can and they had this shit on top of my butt the fuck is that pepper flakes what is this guy next may go to chile power they put chili palmer around the top because i don't like it i'm like zadig why people put an alignment of fuckin corona goes some like daddy goes you re like it i like why try that that's not me not right now

but eventually i'm gonna try that look like this should be put on the other the warning tracts of these new were baseball stadiums that sort of sand and sort of rubber that's what i look like for fucking far away that guy proceeds to get absolutely plastered and after three fuckin quarters he comes back up and yes to the crowd that they stop serving beer at the start of the fourth quarter and he's yelling about how damages that's one of those moments words good that i also wasn't drunk because i would have been like a buddy you're the reason fuckin reason they do that because you can hold europe all look at you you're a fucking mess so i got you much this game and this is like a record for me i didn't have any booze i didn't eat any of the shit food i had like two handfuls of fucking penis and drink like three water's that's it be a fat fuck and this thing and so

a fucking go downstairs i take a piss right and these fucking guy juice yelling at the police and there's like two cops there and then there's three and then there's five and i'm walking by the governor take a piss and i come back and there like half the police forces staring there is this dude screaming at all of these cops you gotta do some go up there and do some another white guys yellow do you like total like a moment yelling at fuckin twenty cops snuck in the ship kicked out of them and they actually listen to it went up kick two guys out the other guys we're like really fucked like are they disorder left i don't know what they did i don't know what the fact they did who is the way this thing was a two guys screaming looking like the ones that we're gonna get fuck and arrested but more demanding that these cops go up and do something and then they finally fuckin dead and they

these guys up to really bizarre data but once again of finance fucking sports experience if you go there so i apologize a lot of this shit is going to be all sports stuff that's kind of what i did this weekend i got on out daughter and i just watched a bunch of sports and did anybody put on the nfl network and watch damn marine or football life it was fuckin amazing but like you can't the damn arenas story in fuckin thirty it's that should have been an hour and a half long at least much as if i feel like the finally got his fucking do as you want troy aikman paid manning bread five all the same this was the guy this was the fuckin guy then putting to bed this thing that you know that because he didn't want superbowl like that some sort of like black are up against the guy's fucking name the guy

he was so ahead of its time he was such an unbelievable fuckin quarterback it took twenty five years a quarter of a century and a massive change in the rules of play sing in how you could defend against to pass for people to start fuckin with what this guy did nineteen eighty three on he was unbelievable kills me this dad taught him how to throw a ball the arm comes up ball comes out let me tell you how many times as a patriots family plato twice a fuckin year i thought andrade tip and had him his arm the football would still be at his waist and andrea was bringing this fuckin arm down to get em and somehow is armoured come up and it be out forty odd fuckin laser oh my god he used to kill us he used to care for you young dolphin fans out there that fucking hate tom brady you know he's been beaten your ass two games a year for like almost his whole career just about that's pay back

four damn arena you damn arenas today in his prime would easily throw for over six thousand yards easily and if you could actually win without having a running game which you can nowadays the way the fucking game is change he would at least one superbowl ring ok i'm telling you one of my favorites of fuckin all time and i'm glad they finally did the football life i think it was at least in our two short i write day you dumb i've said peace has come from patriots friend too when he played i fucking aided him because he killed us i really hate him but you know enemy who was pleased with him let me do little believe some ice break up the sport stock as i gotta get to do the fucking negative reads you are right every its helix alex so today are a ton of online mattress retailers popping up these days

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because they talk about our mississippi mississippi state fucking trance my alice you tigers you know another one my favorite teams s m you given away fifty six pounds per player on the fucking offensive and defence fence of line against stacy you kemal frogs how a semi was weapon that fuckin horn tone ass provoking the first day before the warm down it is leaned on it you think i'm going to congratulate the cleveland indians in an unprecedented twenty to rout desire what you thought i was gonna do did i was gonna do all of them i want to talk about that formula one race down a fuckin singapore that race made me sick to my favour races of the year its at night it's in singapore which was the most beautiful amazing slash kind of freaked me out cities i've ever been to my life slashed countries really is one of the most beautiful amazing fucking city

you just feel like you're overbearing parents are home all the time it was fuckin rain it was night it was raining out ok the ferraris will run in great daniel ricardo was running great mercedes wasn't doing that well you know i know of hamilton it a fuckin tat it was all tied up maybe was up by three points i can't remember the ferrari needed to show up on this fuckin day right and if you watched when they were doing the time trials on saturday and you sellers like trying to dry behind somebody doing a hundred fifty sixty seventy eighty five miles an hour with that fuckin to tailor water coming up i mean i was gonna be an unbelievable fuckin race god knows whoever is in fact the first place and then turns gonna win the goddamn race so sebastian battle the ferraris they get first and third all right

danny record on the rebel is in second fuckin place it's the way it was right fucking mercedes back and forth its fifth so goddamn re starts off areas to do all this it was just make it to the first turn in first fuckin place unscathed he's gonna win this fuckin race ok worst case scenario hamilton gets fuckin second that's only eighteen points vessels gonna get one in five he'll take up fuckin you know whatever what is its seven points fuckin re starts can you guarantee acted like fucking gregg brady wouldn't when when the pressure was on the beaten gotta be marcia gotta get causing a quart of energy fuckin stops on the gas tries to go around oh i'm sorry it was max for staff in general try to go around the guy did fuck it get all fuckin a lot

there when they fucking go up and over he fucking fucks up his car slams the fuckin red ball car into his fucking teammate the other ferrari that makes it the first turn unscathed me well fucking nuts gay but each makes it there but its cars fucked up a got hit the back me while fuckin lose fuckin hamilton he drives wait around the ship raising sneak it by fuck it comes back him with this fucked up car gregg brady right smashes in two fuckin redbook guy again and who does he had he hits the fuckin alfonso than the first an orange car trying do the exact same thing is louis hamilton balloons hamilton's the derek cheetah fuckin our child just blessed three thousand a fuckin grand slam one of these guys

in fact vital drives like you know to more turns in the whole front of his car comes off ferraris out of the fuckin race they were enforced in third place of first and for their work and i remember they adam they had a man they love they were both out of the race for forty fuck it started all i can think is what my dad used to always say when somebody would do something like that you got a crisis guy croatia go you can fuck up a free lunch for expression that prompted my hand it i think i tweeted did i was so fuckin pissed ferrari could fuck up a free lunch at me that was a free lunch nor could drive faster day mercedes won't run a well the whole fucking weekend so what do you do you take out yourself and your fuckin teammate you clear out the whole fuckin front row so fuckin louis animal too is drives along unscathed that guy louis

what is a blessed man that's those deals he's wiles guys makes you believe in a higher power like this just somebody that just fuckin loves i mean i'm taken away all the preparation the man does but you know he cuts around the outside no problem alfonso goes to the same thing is days over unbelievable and then the restoration right around the fuckin rain fuckin wins no problem i'm fuckin believable but i wanted to see a race i knew that hamilton was gonna try to fuckin you'll be happy citizen it all the way back there right who would be right i want to see what fuck he was going to do with this i'm not doing that well in all of that rain what he actually crash i mean you know he's going to push it to the fuckin limit all that was out of this can it started they go in that year the jets was supposed to be good and like fucking ninety nine unlike

first game veni tested verde goes back and blows out as achilles key sharp cry and after the game that was the original that's why that was the original that's what it was like i still watch the fuck erase it was still fuckin it was too exciting but jesus christ anyways and then i also why watch the boxing that's all i did this weekend i just fuckin watched a brain episode efforts for family so i just stating the alpha can we can when it wasn't writing i was just watch sports and now i'm not box and guy just because i bet fucked over so many times in the paper views so forgive me if i fucked up the pronunciation is a glove can first canelo and that's me back

that's what pay per view boxing used to be a mess anything gets fucked every once in a while back then but it was just too big was fucking forehead to forehead just the war feeling each other while respecting each other and all that shit and then the usual bullshit happened you know fucking lady saw one eighteen one ten i made idea jesus i don't know about box and and i was like what the fuck i loved how roy jones in the fuckin in goes like i e goes i love that it was a draw i guess that means we get to see this again time is definitely gonna be a decision and i felt like he was they were like roy don't bring this up this is the illuminati script of boxing please don't bring this shit up that this whole fuckin thing is that was gonna be a drive we in any way to make this thing be a fuckin draw so we could do it again but it was great

was a great fuck it fuck it so i thought the love can clearly one the fight so he was back in the fuckin time and i don't know it's a some big shots towards the end but he collected just fuckin walk he ate them all up i might be just getting back office and you just come back and then he would fucking him you know if you took too we come back and give them to i just thought i don't know i agreed with that that fuckin gave screams all tat i got to know who goes screaming do you have him in the crowd so we can't hear himself does he not have had sets out i love that a yells every fuckin time i thoroughly enjoyed it the decision obviously stunts but i did not feel that i got fucked on my money i feel like the fighters got fucked and i retweeted this rant that teddy atlas went on and

somebody has to face i just don't understand how it still that corrupt just they ve never like it was like vegas was totally corrupt and totally mobbed up they cleaned up by putting those corporations and their who the fuck do you want everything including the stake can't they clean up box it can they get the mob out of this or that the corporations can come over on the legal side of stealing in fact people more than they have ever maybe the ebb i have no idea i don't stand it but teddy atlas said about i'm gonna butchered how we saturday said those guys went in the ring and came out less of who they were meaning that they pay you do damage to yourself they will break down the they were broken down the power shots and all of that type of ship is

watch it romans recap of it jim norton rogan read some states where this guy he took in all his blue is head a hundred and eighteen punches to the fuckin head i would take a hundred eighteen punches the head my life my bolder brothers to beat the shit out of me all the time but we know you kept to the body that's what father wouldn't say when he came home so but other than that i mean it was with great was everything that i knew that may whether in macgregor wasn't gonna be and that's why didn't rented and that's why spent my money on that i still get fucked but is tommy morrison still alive ok i have they had paused on this because i gotta watch this shit he's a relative of fuckin joe women in case she didn't know so he's a box of

can a day i gotta read some of the year the shit here we can see anything you do so my fuckin living room we these things will we get nothing fix in this house that these fuckin awful lights on the walls we bought these sconces these really fancy for good things in the thing the fancy thing in front of the light is so goddamn thick that it we seems like it's on a dim problem you just bought a higher what bob gotta be one those moments we like why the fuck am i listening to the skies tongue but the fuckin light bulbs and live i'm sorry i d nay testing it ravens game boy dear bill i love the podcast love you stand up a love access for family thank you i have to start promoting that it my stand up shows too because i feel like a lot of people still another shows on so we get it answer me give the show friends about it everything just so we can

continue doing the shall be awesome he said i want to hear your opinion on this very weird away at sundays ravens game i'm a season ticket hold it for the ravens and it's not unusual to get a little freebies when you went to stadium command coins beer cosy flags etc sunday is home opener in some company is giving away free dna tests so i guess as happened yesterday free dna test what are you gonna do figure out of your fucking human being and it's not even some ancestry dot com type shit i could give you some semi useful information you're not getting any useful information from ancestry dot com there doing what this companies doing i don't know what they're doing but they're not trying to help you up do you really need to know how much scottish blood you have any of you really need what was so what you can do want to go on till justified by in a fucking killed scottish you're much

the article i linked says they're testing for for genes the test offers insight into your mind body and health is what they claim it seems like this company just once a bunch of data and they figured that an nfl game is a great waiting at seventy thousand maltreated fuckin morons that but was me seventy thousand people deep seven thousand people's dna all at once company is also partly with the forty nine is so testing might come to san francisco sue what are your thoughts keep up the good work and go fuck yourself i think i know exactly what this is in the future people's dna is going to be it's just starting to become a revenue source the way your phone number in all of this other shit that they get food cbs and all these fuckin places it was another revenue stream where you

buying shaving cream tampons or of the fuck you doing and then they would get personal information from you good then sell to other fuckin companies i think it is now that they have exhausted all of that they now moving on to fingerprints face recognition in dna and they are going to share this with everybody and i know the robots are coming i dont attic i don't know where this all lands i know that talks in the future that human beings could be matched with robots if i had to guess they're probably going to get to the point where with your dna they can grow another you and say well that's not really you the real you is going to the ravens game so we can do all kinds of nazi doc jurors nazi doktor asked type experiments on this with the fuckin robot for we release this to the public that's where i think it's going all right

and you know i don't want my twin adult brother come in this world fifty one years of age two years are probably start doing it no fucking you know bionic arm put on screen in fact in pig is god knows that i can use for kinesthetic because that that fuckin dna version you will be the property of a corporation have no rights to fuckin anesthetic why don't i write sigh fight you know i did the whole fucking thing about how you had to take a test and if you can the tests and the population control you just walk into the ocean and now there's a movie coming out about that we have just not original maybe i should start right now he's fucking things that sounds like a cool fuck a movie you have to go save yourself

you know all you do some fucking creepy happy ending staring their yourself touching each other's space in everybody's fuckin crying thought you throw will psmith in their somehow to winter whiny fan complaining howdy bill for your part just listener and i saw you love and san antonio early this year they gear lairs guy always each podcast and i should go bob myself but i think you're trump positions are kind on fair now god not another political fuckin person he did call himself after being i think you from positions are kind of unfair or then think my hilary ones are fair god bless you i know you're just a comedian i know you have a lot of fans in the quote real america there's the left talk and down the right ok

and so you have to toe the line isn't this is the classic i really hope the person wrote this is listening sir you're in europe are inventing all of this in your head because you're upset about something politically ok are you mad at what i'm talkin about about trump is that what this is i have to tell some sort of fucking what liberal line because about here in hollywood but is to my mind obviously a dangerous guy i won't go through my whole list of grievance grievances but he thinks climate change is a chinese hoax supports white supremacist and just this week through the lies of eight hundred thousand a shade in using common eight million people who brought here is children into disarray

every president has skeletons but even a liberal like me allison every person can see this guy is nothing like w w or joy age do what did i say i'd like this guy i never did i never said that i like the guy i just said people freaking out a bottom and losing their fuckin shit i should have been more specifically fuckin white people act and like the needle in your life was going to change their fuckin far right by the way you know if you really want to see a bunch of skeleton both of these people i mean this election was essential two way i'm at a bar i mean you had to go almost somebody right probably shouldn't have listened fuckin guy thinks climate changes a hoax fine hilary was all for bail out these fuckin banks two thousand eight which is exactly what the fuck happened in all these people

stayed in florida riding out the fuckin storm and everybody's making fun of i'm insane are dumb they are for stay and there they probably upside down and their house and unlike the banker don't have another house that they can go to europe you wait the area and do what go half of the flawed and sit in a fuckin waffle house in georgia and then what i don't have enough gas money to get back i love the can we lack of sympathy for people that can completely fucked in two thousand and eight which hilary was totally all about she was also all about fuckin no ignoring the wishes of the people on the left who voted more fuckin bernie sanders according to this trial and colonial what the democratic party to ignore those votes bernie sanders out in fin she just took the nomination and all of a sudden she's got the fucking balls to sit here and talk about the electoral college

she's not a good person either and i must say doubly was i told you i was done though i'm sorry donald tusk i said i was dumb donald trump he said that both can t contributed to the violence that he can't even get himself to say that those nazis might be a little out of their fuckin might the neo nazis i told you was done with the guy ok but you the guy so much your hearing what she wanted here right maybe i don't try trash trump enough in this part yes but i dont feel that i need to everybody at least in my profession has a bit on how fuckin stupid the guys dr el talking about this shit so i dont and for you to sit there fuckin can't after four years of listen my podcast acting like i told some sort of line you ever listen to my fuckin advertising i lose advertises all fuckin time if i was torn some sort of line i would read those things like i was on fuckin lords wealth hype and joy

it all i dont ok i tol a line as far as i say what the fuck i think is for that's the line i am talking here sir i'm sorry the guide that you wanted to fuckin win didn't fuck and when i note no trumps out of his pocket mine and i don't need you wagon you fuckin finger at me give me a goddamn fuckin lecture is if i don't understand that disguise fucked up ok why don't you look at europe up your own fuckin skirt be little more even handed are you fucking guys i mean i guess you gotta one about trumped disease actually the fuckin present of jesus christ the fuckin pass what the fuck is that hilary gets is is unbelievable ps hilary socks that's all i get on this side look man i just think that by what you're saying what being me you do have a platform fuck you buddy fuck you you know put net on me

all right i can tell you this right now do if you get your political information from us i can stand up comedian can't even read out loud you use this thing to decide who the leader of the quota free world is gonna be i can help you what am i supposed to do you know i would say to you send you fuckin dna the ravens anyway you do have a platform and why i'd never dare to tell you what to say i hope you will consider what happens when you play down the danger of his behaviors let me ask you this sir what exactly would be happening now if the other fuckin bought and paid for fucking i went in there what you think would happen what do you think would happen do you honestly while she admits that global warming is real what do you think would happen do you think she's gonna do anything the most she could be and therefore

aid funds they just wait about al gore nineteen ninety two said that has to be a car that gets at least a hundred miles a gallon by can you two thousand something like that i just kept the laying the project and the laying it and the laying it in delaying it in delaying it and then they were out of office and it just fuckin went away there you go oh i don't know what to tell you i have to tell you buddy i always vote outside of the democrats and the republican party ok unless they find somebody within them like a bernie sanders so i feel will actually hopefully make more but within those bought and paid for in groups take a stand for fuckin regular people i mean that's what i do ok i dont like trumpet i am expressing my stomach the keys i absolutely think the guy's fuckin racist but i think something is the fuckin devil in a lot of ways we sidestepped

a bunch of other shit ok walked into a bunch of the ship trumpet you definitely sidestep the commandment everybody anybody with any remote sense of intelligence knows that you know that the fuck and blue bonnet both a right that wasn't the fuckin that was alabama verse fuckin clemson shit that was you know that was all enable election very act money based by our bureau and i don't know i don't know why you needed to send me that dude you were you honestly think that i want to see fucking kids get sent out of this country i don't i don't okay so stop turning me into the phone you know what it is do you want this country's fucked up there's a guy who can't read out loud that does upon tennis twice a week and i'm telling you that is if we could just get him to politically say what we feel i think we could turn this country around were taken collars ice

buddy actual money based on gold billy gold bullocks every great have some go bullocks in that fuckin diamond encrusted pouch i was listening to robins podcast recently and he had a guy called peter shift on and he was talking about gold money dot com this is basically a private gold reserve where you can buy gold which is held in a secure vault always it listen you give us our money and will have will hold your gold i will keep my cache and the gold going to send him a donkey too and using pre paid mastercard you can pay for goods and services with your money backed by gold or platinum if you'd rather by that what i would do that immediately or when the dollar crashes effectively what the banks used to do

before they saw the foundations of our currency here is here in the uk gordon brown sold all the diamonds that sterling when the bank shit the bed i don't know what that means here in uk gordon brown whose gordon brown was at a bank like j p martin a soul the diamonds that back sterling when the bank the bed so you get your money back as i was saying i i this may have signed up to commercial we putting some money into it although not all my money as it's always best to diversify when you stash save i think it is much better than bitcoin as its based on something evaluate loving go fuck yourself sir why don't you just take your money and go by a gold coin why don't you just do that what are you doing your paper it

by some gold and leave with the gold rather than giving your money to this fucking person you're not gonna meet and tells you that he has got a you know these gold there he's bay simply doing what they're doing what fort knox where they say there's all this golden there and then there's rumours that it's fuckin empty i liked the directions are going in but i think you went out of the frying pan into the fire with that one grant i'd want to sit on the whatever their guys doing because i got you a bridge version of it but that reminded me of that movie blow with johnny epps character two million dollars in cash and they give him a book that says two million dollars on it then he goes to jail he never gets stuck in my my girlfriends daughter is causing us to break up is a bad thing

jesus christ i mean you're a dane summary that already has a kids that's gonna be are a hundred times harder to make that fucking work and then the kid doesn't even like you so i mean maybe she's doing you're solitary a bill ok here we go so my girl and i of seven years both work for the same company and i was offered a better position in florida and she was also offered a position is well now here's where the daughter comes in and fucked up the flow yak as she fuckin probably want to stay at school her daughter fourteen is just starting high schools or food refusing to move and her mother is going along with not forcing earn a move and is going to pass is going pass and our position we agreed i will not move down and get things in order until she why we i will move down things in order until she gets there for years now for the a few weeks we ve been two more fights inner reasoning for the fight is sit down this one bill she said

it's easier for me to leave when she's mad she's fighting you because it's easier for you to leave when she's mad i think there's a dead fucking reason i've ever heard of she keeps saying i'm going to go down and find myself some black ass and end up cheating on her while i'm there with love they gave you take on this situation and get your insight what i should do thanks and pick up a fuck drink you pussy fuck i would say i say there's a staggering lack of trust i think the key here is to not get into an argument there's just sit down and try and discuss it with their own just say listen we agreed that this is what i was gonna do and now what

is is do you know i think this is what happened what she did was she did what was best for her daughter put herself with you in second she still sounds like cares about you and after you down there she's worried that you're gonna leave and she misses you i think that that's what's happening so i would just ask you is this some like me directed anger we actually just saying that you miss me and you love me is that what you saying that we can work through this and then if you really not going to fuck around we're on her and you're really going to see it through then you want to be able to just say listen i'll do it take something to be there for years if not lion think you ought to be able to work your way through it i think this has less to do with the daughter than it has to do with the fact that she just message you and she's afraid that you're gonna find somebody else down there

evidently where have you moved where there's a bunch of black ass down there that's what i would guess so are you guys need to get on the same page and you did have it on a smoke with yourself before you fucking slowly tear the band aid off either get the fuck out of it or totally commit to her me seven years at this point why you drop in a fuckin ring on her don't shut her up from a couple a weekend they won't shudder a permanently say that right now i can tell you some stores can i tell you so sit right back any authority will deal of a married guy who jumped zoo while the fuckin hoops still gets the evil live my wife my wife is who were there billy billy butter tits fuck you i'm losing weight my wife my class design

to have an affair for months ago oh boy before i knew what was going on she told me she didn't know if she wanted to be married to me any more and that it because i was to controlling and by controlling she means told her stay at home mom i had expectations i expected it to keep the house clean and take care of our children as greed when she quit his job yeah i mean that which is a totally fair ask do you know but nowadays in this world of hyper fuckin feminism all feminist so bad but the fuckin the the gods great fuckin crazy ones there yet say that that was sexist that you know why don't you work all fuckin day and then come home and also how's clean you know i mean i mean look at a bunch of kids it can only be so fuckin clean but at least

there was also a pizza right anyway i would come home to her friends being at the house in her drinking all afternoon but jesus christ she started to make an effort what happens when you draft in the first round buddy you don't begin second round or stay they get some fuckin proof this is what happens when you marry a tent monsieur machine look if you put up with this shit i would get home from work after being gone fifteen hours and i have to say something about how i felt that the house was a wreck is no dinner in sight they seem to matter in january we move to denver from atlanta everything would be better and she met this twenty five year old guy who shippers to sneak around behind my back with it our children around no way i'm thirty eight she's thirty five we have two children and we ve been married foremost twelve years yeah do this is a rap

and now she wants a divorce supplants to move this kid to our home with our children oh my god do this is the worst person ever i'm beside myself with the thought of the divorce and this punk kid living with my children oh my god i know it won't last but the fact is i don't want my children to be around this piece of shit let alone living in my house she take this is she thinks this is perfectly ok to put the kids and i through this idea lover and would do anything to save our marriage but the truth is she delusional this point and i guess i am to what do i do stop this i know this is not my fault because i busted my ass to build the life she always dreamed of only for her to think she kick me out of it any advice and or the lovely near you could give would be greatly appreciated thanks go fuck yourself i mean this is two things is what can happen to a guy

but you're not allowed to talk about this on television are you never never never you can talk about guys being overbearing domestic violence all those things that should be brought to light but they will not talk about this you watchdog phil talk about this you want to blame the guy so she saying will raise that she saw his car was because you were paying enough attention to her you need to try to pay attention more to her well she saw gang his dick what do i do to stop this i don't know at this point i would be thinking about my kids how i could make this is

this is what the fuck she wants to do this what the fuck she wants to do it is as easy you fucker transition you're fucking divorce i could tell you this no you called her a whore here don't ever say that to your kids at the end of the day it still their mother and you got a fuckin you know you gonna look the other way i don't know this is this is outside my fuckin realm do you forget thirty eight years old you sound like a great fuckin guy i would just whatever you got to do for your kids i would do that her is a fucking lost cause all right and i would die yeah i would do that and i would start p ninety exxon and go out and get yourself a fuckin

beautiful good are the fuckin woman i would be out maybe media time i will go to therapy and figure out how to fuck you ended up he's just a total psycho like so you don't go out in fact marry that again figure that out i'm going to marry you off already jesus christ you could you just getting out of something i don't know who this my head spinning over this one cuz i'm putting myself in your shoes i don't know what the fuck i would do man is a rough one someone a fuckin guy going in any kids to pipe down every jesus fucking christ here i would i would talk to somebody about this way beyond my fucking educational level that's what i would do i hope you get through this thing and i want to mistakes she's making i can tell

but she did the way you describe grandma i get your side of it she does not sign the pine a person that even when she does fuck it up she admitted she problem still put it on you and but you know what it will all come out the washing you kids get another your fuckin good guy so world he's going we be and on that i don't know i don't think so i was there ok my format that she could come on let's go mommy duty i gotta have a back on more man miss avenue around here anyway that see there's two podcast for this week how about those dolphins one and on top of the age of sea east you know patriots one and one in second place it's still early kansas city lookin for can tough what else cowboys defences inch just shambles brighter

call me our text me i'll fuckin concerned about that but it is still early its fucking early will see what's goin on my my beautiful daughters crying downstairs so i'm gonna go hamlet shit literally and figuratively god knows that's it i'll check in on you on thursday joy the monday night football game tonight once again congratulations to the cleveland any is twenty to arrive here obviously never saw that ever that's fucking incredible it's almost someone's one in a month or two games yeah bill yesterday's in a month in the almost play everyday death thank you both article fuck you cells or touching on thursday