Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday September, twenty eight two thousand fifty what's goin on our yeah how's it going No we're talking Find out just got back from the road a tour. I had one, a wonderful time. I had gone all the way through Texas. I want to thank everybody who came out to the shows this week. We are not some time, probably too much fun. If you know what I mean. When I say that I mean I'm on my way back the pendulum swinging back the other way for me to become a fat pasty teddy. I guess again. However, I am I am the police is it in the, but is it in the bud? Nip in something in the bud like a dog by somebody in the ass, though you you'd pruning a fuckin flower, I have

idea, but what I do know is that I'll get a hundred emails telling me how fuckin dumb, I am begin, a bunch of those lately Jesus Christ, the Fuckin critics out there, mother fucker, suggests I've just taken to just taken my goddamn knees out lately. Did I ever say I was smart. I dont think I did. I don't know, I don't know what the problem is. Oh, I know it. It brought Messianic, probably didn't go after what they wanted in life, another fuckin miserable, so they just sit around on me. Some jerk off, send me an email. He actually counted. How many times me and poverty said dude It was one of the saddest thing. I ever heard why the fuck would, like out over a hundred times. That's what you did. That's what you did with a half hour, your life, your fuckin dope,

Some people you just want fuck and shaken by the shoulders. Lord turn it off. I do in Nepal as for the levels, man, I know I've fucked it up last time it is things were the levels can be completely way too high, but if they headphones, you don't hear it in all its. You have a mixer for its actual. You have a sound guy foreign, I don't have one So I apologise for that, but I think was very fitting that the podcast on Thursday, in your sense was completely fucked up and for some of you any verbal sets anyways. I think enough. Besides the falcon abuse that we did last week to our bodies, I don't know what my fucking problem is that we are concerned stop couldn't stop like every night. I would be dragon asking really go. Do my show going to what the fuck am? I don't understand we go out on stage the adrenaline starts going to get a couple laughs. You feel fucking great.

Right and then literally the first show half way through it. I'll just be. Thinking like I can have appeared a night five one then I'll go to bed and you'll be fine the next thing. You know you walk in this breach the San Antonio and the fuckin sick. Regarding the Alamo tells you to get the fuck out of here. You know as far as these runaround mercy, Take a picture mean for the Alamo right, and I ve got right now how fuckin drunk we're walking around like a couple: adults with smoke and cigars, of course, Let's go. Let's go away smokers to guard from the fuck an elm. You know Why not do that Y Y learn about the history, we actually learn about the industry has virtually went over and he goes to take. Picture mean for the Alamo, for some reason is the security of our working late night goes. You can't do that. You can't do that to oversee go. Take a picture.

They represent shirt off and makes us absolutely psycho. Look on his face just to get the fuck and security guard go and take what you mean can't do it. Why can't we can take a picture that fuckin Alamo is it after hours, he comes up when he thinks we're a couple. A drunk assholes, which we are right. You gotta see picture version I set it to. Maybe he'll put it online. I want to leave it up to him, but do I have to tell you? overseas, one of the most happy go lucky people I've ever seen in my life and he Looks like a fuckin serial killer like Saw the photo- and I said to us like do if this picture was was post or of a movie go see it immediately. You look like a fucking lunatic so anyway the guy comes over and he starts talkative meal. We just start asking questions about the alimony couldn't resist He couldn't resist any started telling us all this information.

A girl like when no one or all the guys die local small. The wall is that so even smaller than that thing that people have to run up on the end of the American injure warrior. You know, if anything would fuck me over On that show associated decent halfway decent thing, you can figure good work, the grip strength of bright. There again up approaching fifty years old American. Ninja warrior obstacle course. I feel like I could work my way up to get through it, but there's nothing help. It does not help with my forget white guy disease. You know I mean like guys. We those, maybe calves they way is dead you know me, we need those dear legs, we those don't we'll get big. Domine calves Calves are like for good ECHO waits, I don't know what it is, but there's no fuck. We're gonna get older softly.

Looking at the wall, the Alamo go like dude, I swear to God, I feel like I could do a run play. One foot midway up the wall. I think I got a shot. I got a shot. Man go right up over. What's up the idea, you're bone, What do you say to say, I'm used to waste Davy, Crockett,. What about that? Guy you settled Virginia Bang, the indian woman and then they shake his head may made one of them Then they murdered everybody by him. What was it Was it Eddie Virginia? I know it has something to do with Virginia TIM Richmond. The fuck was his name. Michael West Virginia. Jonestown what the fuck was, that guy's Daewoo Outta the first settlement down their Virginia. I know it's a city, others a named after a prisoner that guy fucking.

Right. Ninety landed there immediately interacted fuckin. Darted, bang and one of the natives. That's what you do you semele user Goya. Are you? May corn that's fantastic show up with them, buckle on your head. I mean you think you're not gonna, get scalped, you fuckin dope stay. They. Would your white sharks, like you, gonna, do the Billy, Jean Moon, walk across the fuckin play They even dressed like that. You know how much of what you think is actual histories, actually just what the people in Hollywood did when they made movies. You know I mean and they're not just became like all. This is this is what it was. You know like we see the classic when they talk about the year native amount. Hence in play and drums, and they always do that. Don't don't don't don't do that That was completely made up by a white guy. There is It is not one shred of evidence. In fact, one of us brothers. One time took a tour some

lay southern Owen, Arizona and the guy talking about Indians inputs, native american, sorry and precaution right. Now, then gone? It was shown some of the ways that they will play the drums, because it would do it this way to do it this way they do it that way. Yet he had a yellow goes, but it now point Did you ever go back Denton Tent in the Holy killed three crushed, gotten applause break the hopeless started laughing because it was bunch white people. Imagine going. I thought we had always thought they did so anyways We get back to what the fuck I was that's, or at the goddamn Alamo right, We start How can this guy? He tells the whole fucking story. Man, Jesus Christ. It was brutal Oh really bill was the massacre there bride. You know what you did to your actually there when you look at it. Stand on the grounds of it does. Kill me is what what they ve left of the fort was the inner perimeter so where we were standing distrust.

Actually taking silly photos was where a lot of people died they just down the wall. There was around the forts or we were looking at. Was this inner area? You know we're. Probably the officers, vantage of the women that were there whatever the fuck happened back in eighteen hundred, I don't know, and basically what is when they showed up, was saying they just fuckin killed every guy there, even if gave up they just lined up and shot you and it's fucked up, That was, I always think, back. To whoever lost the war. You know which I'm goin on a limb here saying it was Mexico, as I have idea because they never talked anyway. They talked about the fucking. I don't know when it happened. To be honest with you, I didn't take the Torah. Like I said I was drunk with the cigar, so wasn't like the spanish American WAR did not take place and, like the Philippines, some fucked up like I don't even FUCK unawares, because every history class I took when I was just love for nothing

you guys role in your eyes, how best to be embarrassed as an American that yet get I'm doing this, and this could go to anybody outside of our borders. Get audited right now for not knowing the shit they we start with fourteen ninety. Colombia sail the ocean blow and then the pilgrims They get through the revolutionary war, maybe the war. Of eighteen, twelve you'd get up to that and then they stopped and they just kept going back toward every fuckin year. Just hammer in that shit into yet Tommy. Jefferson. I could not tell a lie completely ignored the genocide of the native Americans completely. George slavery, de ignored all villages, every fucking you're, going back to the goddamn powdered, wigs fuckin hated it and then, when I finally got to work. I go to high school. I took this honour. History. Glasgow's actually liked history than we did aged medieval history. Holy shit.

That might have been the most boring stuff. I just member that cover the book. Had this ancient mediaeval broken plate on it and almost looks like that stupid that Dead dish they give women when they went Wimbledon, which always correct me up. You don't, They give a guy a challenge to drink fuckin. Why not of cigarettes? Blown a hooker and a woman winds Wimbledon. They gave her a plate. Yeah. Let's go make some biscuits. This sweetheart I'm surprised, feminist groups have a complaint Why don't we get a trophy? What do we get the devil the egg fuckin play it on me. Maybe it's considered a plaque, the fuck do. I know it the spanish American WAR happened in the Philippines. I know we went over the Philippines at some point. We did some sort of damage. What could I find it on a map? Actually, I could cause I've been the Singapore. I

and was east of those EAST of Singapore. If I remember correctly, oh yes, I've I've. Spread my ignorance around the globe. So when we were there in the guy was talking about you know. Other day dig the women and children live, but they completely just killed every guy there, even Few surrendered. Visual running away from the fourth just shot in the back, and I just was taken, yeah man, I mean that's what you gotta do like over that commander was Santa Monica whatever the fuck. His name was saying something of Santa Cruz San, Jose and it was a city but was actually I was at his last name, even California. Without being like you know, it's a mother. Fucker was goin hard. I know it's not his name I don't have time to look it up, because would involve research right. So you just focus. Sit there. You go you with my dear,

judge me and my ignorance just sit job, making money not doing you're fucking job. I dare you maybe listened to in your car. You dont so anyways. I always think that, like that's how hard that govern, our think about you know, if I was, native American? I knew forget that if you knew if they knew they were it's a fucking right, pronoun right, said Braun, or is it an advert if they knew what does I was gonna, go down Can you imagine the great series of films. Just called if they knew right you knew all about history about horrific raw that we're done about one group of people to another Euro, how each one of them will start every little clip of if they knew to start with a bunch of white people come pulling up in a boat,

All these people a body next thing. You know your enslaved or you're fucking you, just getting murdered We started off if they know, like the native Americans, what the fuck, they were they wouldn't I swear to God. They would all join forces like in the warriors. Can you right, what they would have to do. Ok, they would have to let everybody come ashore right, and this is what you do at night you slip onto the boats, and you you kill. Everybody was on the boat, so now There is no escape our right, and you'd have to murder everybody men, women, children, all of them you'd have to Morrow All of them are right, then, once all that was done, one group of people- ok, who's in charge you gotta take those bodies and you have to drive Those motherfuckers

Britain, hundreds and hundreds of miles inland, and you got a bear. There were no one's ever going to find him right. I then meanwhile, another group of people, systematically begin decent and telling those ships are. I so that the belief would be they never made it to the shores of America right. Now. I wouldn't work because they just keep sending more. The boats would get better. I've seen I think like how could the native Americans stopped what happened at some point. Y know what you do you fucking you'd, have to keep the weapons. Why would you take a part, a boat bill, your fuckin dope, not cheat the bow, I felt what's much back up here, still kill everybody on land still drag, I'm a fucking couple hundred miles in lead, still barrier

kill everybody on the boat, except for like five six people, and then you go. Listen! Mother, Fucker veto. Teachers. How to drive this goddamn thing, we're gonna, fuckin, Do something it's gotta be really painful. I don't! U summer, you d, get up the teacher to drive the bulk, and once you get the boat right, you start get down of cannibals and shit, or are you do? You just have to keep killing these motherfuckers norms. The best way to do that. They don't know you know what I don't have a fucking solution. Goddammit live though a flock of evils: They were me as a white person thing. I can figure out how to stop us. You know I gotta get back to you, you can give you guys got any suggestions, how you could have stopped it, but it is you have to do what

I do want to you what they're gonna do to you. First, that's the only way to do it. You know what I mean. People come over right. They got a better pistol than you do right. They think that guy thinks. What's what they're doing is right. It's fucking over this can it be killing time average fuck saw the indigenous people survived, boat load of white people showed up was in New Zealand. I, and if you saw than did the deed people were indigenous in New Zealand every one of them I swear to. God is built like a hawk, the same linebacker like it, I'm not he's talking about like they look like listen. This do could change the Falcon game and white people pulled which is why I, you know what let's we're going to be here with you and we're gonna kind of like share this area.

I mean I was only New Zealand fully three five days, but that's what I was told, while drinking in a bar time might be. It might be right, you know, hopefully it's wrong because you know someone can count how many words I fuckin used incorrectly. What, if I don't think I've ever done, that violate counted words. Maybe maybe words that bill you know What does everybody up to do? What you do you do, Chirac of Ok, so I'm trying to find this, oh, my god, what the fuck it notification take. You know something about what this whole shit, where they just have this new thing, where they sink everything and you can't delete the yap and go fuck yourself. This is how it's gonna be. Do you guys realise myself included that we are allowing the fuckin nerds at apple to gravest by the back? Next, it shut a face and a dog shit. Just we pay

equally gave up some freedoms on this. This new round, with the with the I found six and their new there are new Macbook air thing I bought you, you know is I sit there pay in the fuckin person whose probably looking at me through their little video camera right. I just gave the finger you like that. I'm a rebel you know often what's going on. I don't I just. I resent the whole thing to my mind, my level of being a maniac with control being control freak do not one. I was in San Antonio, I believe, are a Trinity college. Like every fucking gig was just like wake up drive for hours get in, hotel shower. You get closer and go down. Do the gig and leave and have to fucking places. I don't even know where the hell is that, but but shows are all shows not day or night. Talking, love, Texas, in fact everybody who says all the bad shit about. I love those people down there. Man fuck in good time

then only had one fuckin guy. Only one maniac It really just said something really ugly. When I was on stage, which was, I thought was pretty good. I was doing this thing about Caitlin Jenner, in this guy in the upper deck discos, tat science experiment, or something like that. I was just like while right, but those great I got like twenty emails to people from Houston. There were gone, how embarrass they were but then I wasn't gonna with Judge Houston like that, in all, of course, dating yell out. While this was going on because we pay What does that level which really loud airline look at me, I'm down. I'm really love it out, but the dummy get the loud or you get right, people who know it's bullshit, they just kind of cinema. Embarrassing. We're just gonna. Send an email are few people, yelled shut the fuck up,

I don't want affidavit. I was the only thing other than that. You know the way: people Speciality Hollywood, the way they look at dinner, they fucking to lead his goddamn attitudes. Already I swear to God. I swear I thought I was liberal till I came out here. I cannot fucking stand the politics of value this. Fuck. It literally fox news to the left. They have as fucking ridiculous. As anybody you ve ever seen on whose that fucking chuckled looks like she needs some sire. Never system whatever it is you gotta gray, skin major rosy used, always talk about. She sounds like she manages wrestlers like what she says so over the top, whatever obvious It's all the way to the right, but out here in HOLLAND, You get there to the left its as blocking ridiculous and they think they're. Just just is right. I do I just do not enjoy

with a conversation out here is not a funding to be involved. A dynamic, though just put it that way so anyways the fuck was talking about. Are you gonna get billion? Are you going these fuckin tangent? You forget what the hell are you talking about back it up here where the fuck? You at the Alamo they needed that runs through taxes. Trinity, college somebody really call control. Freaking right saw coming out of fucking. Trinity college is what counts now is one of these old school venues will aim to build these values, and then there was just if there was one way in and one way up, so He's gonna be horrific. Just you know that reminds me way back in the day when the day when they first a great woods in May. Field Massachusetts. I don't it's called now. I say Eddie Murphy there on the right or by the way, have launched it. The weather girls opened up to one of my great. I thought We re born there I saw so many falcon amazing shows there are running Dangerfield Jesus, I'm old anyways.

Albert Lancaster I say near so. The big thing that venues everybody's excited that they built, because all these great bands we're going about the for some fucking reason there they had like it was a good driveway. You know so over the course of the day, like twenty thousand can people would show up driving through this one entrance in there was already traffic, but at the end, all twenty thousand try to get out at this. John remember the local radio stations would do these hilarious bit about people are still there and not being able to get to work. You know so anyway. So this is one of these types of values accepted only half way through people thought but still you don't owe me it was going brought to try to get out of it so are running out of there. I jump in conversely, there's already people you know run out to try to do it. I'm doing so. As was said, there. I want a bang a right when I get the driver to go exactly where I came from.

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Great colors, I started watching them back when my Jerry Grey was one of the biggest. All Americans. Everybody went with the rams. If, if I was correct or just a phantom, I thought it was fucking great player. I missed cable, but they were he's good text? Football was always a shit, so I was one to go and, as I mentioned before, so this last time I always wanted to go, and I put myself at the capsules com, the club, an airplane, reserving the afternoon I was gonna, do they show at night and then all excited. I bought tickets. I was ready to go and they went in. Happening was Texas in Missouri were both for now and the flag scheduled mood. The games like eight o clock at night or seven, at night. So not only did I not get to go to the game, nobody showed up. Nobody showed up to my fuckin show and I'm so I finally got to go and done.

Like to thank God, Dudley from the Dudley and Bob Shoal of me up with with some tickets and South Boston. Well, first of all, they also outside the Moon Tower Festival, the Moon Tower first Also woke me up a tickets. I ended up with more tickets and I needed, and I was actually able to hook up with some some other friends Maiden Austin. Man, it was great, do and I gotta think Luke and always friends for reaching out to me on twitter me, inversely showed up. We drove up San Antonio right after we had the best fucking time drove up got a small breakfast cause. We knew this kid. Luke was gonna, be smoking whatever the fuck he was gonna be smoking We showed up at the tail gay. You know, through some money and we brought some shit, we brought some biscuits in from other check, bakery then it's somewhere near

we go Texas whenever you go from, if you ever Dr Dallas to Aston, or vice versa, when you're on the five think it's the thirty five or forty five, what where the one that is for the left, you look at a map, there's a place out. There called the other check, Gary and just a moment. We describe it just fuck and go in there and get yourself one of their breakfast sandwiches. It's fucking insane. Fucking insane everytime. I drive down any walk in there and you, like I'm gonna get one, and then you walk in the next thing. You know you're, Three and split the fourth one, with whatever the fuck you with yeah you self afterwards, but it's delicious so I've. We, I bought a bunch of shit from their innocence, our crowded biscuits itself to add to it? we showed up and I Luke was making. Now he was can sausage wrapped in chicken wrapped in bacon. And then his side. He sweet potatoes. With this this body that he made that had bourbon in it

like brown sugar, for the sweet potatoes to do that, Water on the potato. I was joking when I was eating it was like I feel like I'm like get paused and I'm gonna have a heart attack at the same time, its one greatest things: I've ever tasted. Did he actually had a hearty coleslaw zoning worse than the fuckin milky shit. So why? down. Spill it's all the good food, he had the hearty kinds fucking delicious, and then they had a p. Cobbler that peach and cherry and do it was fucking outstanding, and I try to pick a guy. You know a couple of someone smoking meat everything, but he actually had a smoke. Research completely different than the big Green egg problem is been keeping the fire going, so actually. I apologize reach out has a big green egg. Enough to send me along an email about the stuff time. I try to smoke some ribs on Wednesday. Do you know? What's going to keep going until I saw

get it down but anyway, so we met a bunch of people First, you said the funniest thing you stand there is we were eaten, who did say so good we're like whispering go now I gotta do this. Is fucking unreal adversely go like you just do it. I think people in the south are just inherently better cookouts or bar use whatever you want and we would. I was joking. Where the guy's there was saying like because of the fuckin were grown up in the northeast. We can only cookout for likes. You know, whatever five months five and a half months of the year, the rest, The time is just too God there just to guide them. Call the weather is too fucking bad, so every year the south to people in the warm clients just stay just increase the gap. It was just fine, delicious right. So we they go into the game and I'm routes to Texas, of course,

I gotta tell ya somethin man, I think I'm a fucking jigs. I just realized that I started going to these Big College games every year. The home team has never one the last summit happen. I went to a game, I want you, George, a bull dog game in September, with some coffee kid gain new, I gave a who the fuck they played a right, but since then, Here it was taxes, always shoe texted them. I'll, just name all the teams who they played the first teams that voting diet. Texas, always you what can always you woods Last year I went to Miami floored estate floor to state what the before I went to EL issue? Our no Ella shoe Nano ecstasy and am Alabama Alabama, the before that I went to Alice you Alabama, however, one again

the year before that I went to the king ball, which is new. No ground for the Longhorns in Oklahoma, they play the right. River game there I want that game rooted for taxes bet on taxes. In Oklahoma smoked. So there one, two, three four five. Five games, unlike Owen, five So I got a break. The streak imo What can I say with a fuck I'm going to next year, because all I got it now and a couple weeks, I'm gonna noted Dame USA today, Mr Holm Team- and I am rooting for Notre Dame write me where's your jokingly, rosy spend all those games with me I'll say we're like that gained the mush in the Bronx. So my apology two, while longhorns fans regarded that game in route for you guys and die like to some. Thank you letters from some kind Boyfriend zeroed always you today,

Its aim- and I was such a brutal game, the fuckin watch and you could feel it you could feel it was gonna happen to Texas when that game like six Vulcan times and then they lost it it was on real man every time they dig, they could put him away. They just let him back into the game and that final fuckin play. I don't like making fun of college when I don't wanna fuck up cousin, I prefer Yet so I'm not gonna name any names, but that last offensive play. I guess so the things play their little should have been like Benny he'll, music plan interest. All they had to do was kicked. All away. They still had to hold them. You can't break it down to one fuckin play. May God knows that pass underneath was therefore em all Fuckin day and they had no answer for you too. If you score too defensive, touchdowns in a game defence gave you fourteen point, you think you could, when the fuck a game and they somehow in the end they hide the ball, the parlor drop.

The ball and then he's running with the ball. He goes to check it how goes a mile in the air, but only when, like two yards before, went out about at that it look like it was gonna go and overtime. All these may be. They still have a chance to police when this game that they already one six times in overtime. And then Was it or maybe they kicked off? One second left and it was over and was fuckin you got the ball and I think they ran like one time just a position it and then they just kick the fuckin ball. I think that was there. Maybe they kicked off one second left and it was over and was fuckin brood of blood, but I guess a long one friends, a great man they weren't like in your car. France, a different man when ships not going well they're, not as at least stadium, they like class acts. I didn't hear a lot of scream and about the coach when so anyway, so we are not going back to the tailgate forgot to tell you guys. We version, like just out of sheer boredom of dry

four hours every fuckin day. We were driving down from Dallas. The San Antonio. I think that they and I was like a four half hour drive with the traffic and shit. We are trying to write a country so we came up with this country, saw these eyes because we are the cause of much a country station, so we kept shutting off the radio. We turn our turn the station tat, the sound out, gotta nuke, Crustacea guy, be like all about song What about her heart ache? country, Road or America, and we Those are we that's how you are killing time. So then using that former. We started right in this country, so we came up with. We came up with the course anyways of a country If countries are now granted, we can't sake, but if we got like Travis or somebody you know like you know

some sort of skills. May we think this could be heads? We came up the same basic away, Erika fast the place the worse be in a hurry, learn to live in another country that was based the course we were right. Look, I know it's terrible, but with forty were drowned more hours, the middle attacks is: what are we going to do this? Often the shape it just walk in driving endlessly right? So you went up well guy, knowing you come over the verses and you just lie way: she's! Peres and he's been Rome been learned in, but that aid own. Maybe I can Will we somehow get that's why I say a man in the first place That's where every places worse, not the worse, for you kept getting so anyway, so we we come out of the game and you know we're drunk right as you do

We show back up they'll get, we say goodbye to look at all those guys. We gave our cigars and we couple of drinks. Notwithstanding that we don't have a ride back as we can that over and we're both. Old man, so neither one of us has the Fuckin Ober app. All right on our and there's like no taxis left, so we just sort of stranded at the. U T canvas just smoking, cigars and his people walk, and vice versa starts telling them Scarcely scares me me. My body here we got a number one country song on Itunes were really excited about. It would just trying to get a little word of mouth going because the numbers are going down. Would it be ok if we the course to you right and I'm thinking what the fuck is. He don't, but he did it so, my guy, we gotta do it. Suddenly they grew so like you know. Four five people gives you two girls and we were sitting there. Hammered was cigars totally committed gonna, make the firs.

Mainly that have a worried. Look on her face every other places. Worse rather be can hearse. Then we get to the to live in another country and we go country had to bring a kitchen dounia chest, and then you brought it up Though it was either that part would make us laugh or the horse and we bond with that man. These girls were just walk away, shaken their heads or just laughin and. And those who want to walk by men? This guy was fucking you can walk advised by himself is latino. Do right, big guy in his eye manning as others then takes his headphones off. We start saying at any: Amelia gets its mark on his face and I we start laughing and then all three was just great Three was for laughing any couldn't tell research. Now you just know was fuckin stupid

are you one of my favorite times of the trip and that, finally, this absolute fuckin sweetheart and she was so nice and we sang the whole thing. I she felt bad about cursing. That's how nice she was as we were singing like three times she went all like It was nice. She was so nicely others use goes like. There was good. It was good we find it may go. What do you do for a living? Yours I swear to God. She was a soldier worker stages was a big hearted, encouraging person. She was so like fuckin. Such a sweetheart. We were like standing on the other side like this little stone wall, so we wouldn't freak in a couple guys. Standing and awarded Aragon. Hey Ladys Ladys is kind of creepy so we were on the other side of the wall to get a little bit of a barrier, so we can get people actually stop. Verde actually walked around. She was such a sweet. Are here around at the other side of the wall and gave her a hug

anyway. So so that's what we did get out. I was taxes so that I went on to match, It's getting ahead of Joanie somebody out with some talent try to focus on the other lyrics. We came up with some like I like pickup truck, pony tales. Foes occurs: Robert Schuman, little Kurdish, fuzzy tools Sidney the tree for governing dear yours, I can't how goes we need every thing we would come up with a killing two fuckin, DR, what you want but if you know, figures want to flush the thing out by one We are talking about anymore, can you tell him also reading right enough so easily I get get distracted, thereby talked NFL football yet, but due to bad at that that detective

where does the day shouted shocking? Socket knowingly patriots I caught the end of the game, miss the entire fucking game, as always missile we can go. I was flying to Toronto, oh, I was layers when I landed. I get my the guy picking me up right, a jump I'm gonna go hey man, I just realized. It was Sunday, don't you guys, get NFL football up here and it was like what I go If the football you know the patriot schoolboys Steelers you get american football appear. Please look at me. Remarried discos now I just don't laugh unaware garment forget, but when I got I also room they had IRAN actually had the Buffalo bills network, because I was in Toronto, which was really cool, saying that local shows that type of thing and seeing them all want to do, you know me:

from the heart ache lost too to the patriots Jesus Christ today ever know my god. They absolutely fuckin rate the dolphins yesterday and, as did the patriots, the jaguars? so, like I said man we play them again. I'm still call man. I still think that debt could go far enough, For some reason, I just think if you have a good defensive, then if you play two times in a year, usually split. It would really great to be Rex Ryan twice. So then you know after which the tube talk should again, but that's what makes greater the fact that, even though he has a mediocre team, I'm still worry about beating him, as I could get a beat this guy. So he doesn't talk. A bunch of shit Greg he's like a one man from general team, their blood.

I didn't watch many other games that by then I had to go out and. Go, you my show. I caught a little bit of the late game. The Sunday night came or did I I can't even fuckin, remember but I wish I'd watch the cowboys game there That was a hell of a game, but I pretty much missed everything, so I think I gotta go so that we and try to watch some ship and I'm definitely going to be watching the Monday night game tonight I go out, I'm doing shit wiped out. They see diesel use plain tonight, a Dodger stadium and if I get a second when I'm gonna go out there. I know what you guys, you think a bill, how the fucking you not go ITALY's, go get some nosebleed seats for that, and I've just been on the road for fifty four candy You know what it is dude I fucked up. I didn't get tickets and I hate myself right now, because I'm not going into going to crush me that they're gonna play

and I know that this isn't the last fuckin tour. You know what it is dude I fucked up. I didn't get tickets and I hate myself: right now, because I'm not going in it's gonna, crush me that they going play miss terrified that this is the last time they gonna go. And I know that I'm gonna regret that I'm not going to go tonight because of fuckin wiped out there. That's the truth are right before jump all over me all right. Let's get into some of the question, here for this week, Rugby World CUP. You everybody! You're talking to me about this in Japan, winning I really feel like I've missed out on sub demanded, sounded amazing obey bill. Dear billion burnt person how they allow you I'm good, because he wrote me to anyway I don't know if it's getting much time on sport shudder but the Rugby World CUP is on in England. At the moment the USA are playing Scotland, as I write this and winning, although probably not for long

Jesus Christ. What do they make per gave to fucking, not their brains? Don't you October, the USA too, I'm a huge fuckin fan of rugby. I gotta tell you to sports that I kind of make fun of that. I'm actually started to get into. I find myself trying to but if it comes on tv, I'm watching it soccer and gulf. They stuck in my head, just wondering what you know and or think about the game. I think it be right up your rally, big guys, being the hell out of each other to move about, to the other end of the pitch their rules, but that that's the guts of it, I like to hear you, at stake for doing your job. I've benefit from our thank you. They re go fuck yourself, I absolutely love watching rugby when I'm in Europe or four minutes. That supports the I don't know what it is just the announcers. Hear their voice, it means something you hear the crowded just something about being over there. I mean

would become the biggest spoken. I'm gonna kick on its soccer. So american listeners don't get confused with the football thing we can somebody for the love of God. Not ask me again why american Football is called football. You barely ticket which afoot, Would you why? A long time ago we figured out that's your football? Is king excruciatingly boring and then if you picked it up added some violence to it. You know I mean we do everything on ten. You know just fuckin with I know what I'm over in in England like in those primarily games. Come on. I write we get into it. It's fucking great. How can you not? from in England it's fuckin called out. I mean a pub I'm drinking beer in everybody's going nuts and their riveted watching the shit. It is impossible. To get sucked into, and I had to tell you- I am fascinated by people who give a fuck about sports fastening, and envious of, like God, what

do with all their free time I'll kill her Sunday, but it up, but but bad right, but here the fucker hey I'm sitting there like Eddie Murphy in clumps. Remember the out! Take what here the ice cream porn out of work in peace. We are coming out of his bottom left. That's what the fuck! I look like by the end of the day, and I do it again. The next Sunday formats line Toronto rugby. Is the shit I think australian rules. Football is the shit and I think Stalker football respectful to the rest of the world. I think all of its the ship, all of its great man, sport, there are some? I don't have a problem with any of it. If its violent it's fuckin made, ex runnin around my the real complaint, because I really do Iraq is a beautiful sport. My complaint is, is the diving and I actually at this point for women soccer because they go down and they get right back up. You know they fuckin men about it.

Friends: look it up dear bill, twenty six year old friend in my opinion, is indeed with a lady she's. Around thirty with three kids, oh Jesus, and has recently divorced. Good. Lord dude. Is he where, unlike awaited vest, just walking around to add even more difficulty to his fucking day, we ve been together for a few months, but he's already got car seats in shit in his cars that told these heathens around he's now I would call a ladies man so any time he gets a new relationship, he falls in love, quick. Now what the world needs dope too. You can help us said. My concern is that he's going to end up playing daddy to three kids that argues for the rest of his life, which, in my pinion sounds like a God nightmare. While,

kids, also need a father is doing something really admirable, but if he's doing it for the right flock and reason its admirable, if he's just a fuckin dope, worthless of esteem. You pull him out of this man, you know you gonna, walk up to those his fucking car in punch out the side windows like the terminator, did to the windshield and you throw those seats over the Fuckin Gabriele. Now I'm not gonna. Do that. Anyways my question is: do I talked to the kid and let him know that that all of his friends think he's going down the wrong path here. He's too a guy who doesn't handle those talks very well, so I could I am going ballistic should I let him know or shall I let him crash and burn one way or the other? With this I realize watching this framework for the foreseeable future makes me a shitty friend, but as a gay, but his guys. These conversations suck Dick was

You know they needs to grow up man if he can handle constructive criticism. If you just say, look, I'm just lookin out for you right, you're going go from being a single man with all options in the world too. A common the man with three kids instantly. This is what you wanna, maybe I'll, drive and further into it I mean I've been. I also think that allow reasons wide like he doesn't do well with. Conversations is because, if he is somebody that just kind of gets into something and gets trapped in something it doesn't now to express himself. Tat usually adds to a lot of anger. How do I know this? Because I've been that guy I was there. Like withdrawn if anybody said a load of me, then I was friends with them and there was no asking what I wanted. What I needed, what I was looking for, I did

figured that out to very late life, which What did get married Tellest forty five but LISA damn enough to get us to do. Get married to someone that I wasn't. I always knew enough to be like our at I gotta get out of this, but I was not good at that at all, and I was very angry guy, not enough. I don't know what he's dealers or psychological fuck. It grounds are getting overbearing. Father have no fucking idea, I'm not Doktor Phil. Only way smelling here where the fuck I'm supposed to uses arrest of the reference, but enough Johnny waste may sound like a doctor. Easy act, replied Tarzan by the way anyways our. Asking so I would just say you know what to do. Fuck is moodiness fuckin baby, just tell him what you think. You know just sit down just say list of it as a friend. I have say my peace on this day,

I just want to make sure that you do. You know what you're doing here, because you are taking on an unbelievable responsibility, and you are affected, We ending your youth immediately, dealing with this woman in these three fuckin kids. They mean it's one thing to do: married have a kid. You follow get married right and then have a kid. Deal with their than you have another kid. You deal that you just go in Bam: married kids, three kids, gotta pick him up to day care whatever it's like. Yet you know to do that, and I know a lot of people out- there were divorce with kids. A private annoyed me right now, but you know what I don't give a fuck. This isn't about. You this is about a man is twenty six years old who he's got the world at his fucking feet? If this is what he wants it's what he wants. You gotta support it, but if these being a fuckin dope say Peace? So you don't have to feel bad,

and then later, when he talks to you bought, it is going to say, like you know, dude, you are right, even if you know what it's all right, all right,. You can crash on my couch, asking all the girl out a Billy FED Tits, fuck, you MA am and shake now. I just What did you say? You ve encourage me to lose thirty to thirty pounds now, since we began I did as well, but still the few months to go to this fucking great, it's great and to see you keep going, Anyway, anyway, to the question on twenty three and the girl I'm thinking about asking out is thirty. Four. I feel like this maybe one, maybe the one. If she's, perhaps said? Yes, because we click, so perfectly when we are together. And wonders age become a factor while she said, before she wants to have kids, I would think that age is gonna, be a factor pretty soon or should I just move on to try to find someone around my age by the way

rate Romany check out is Marco Minimum definitely seen all his stuff that guy's insane, because I saw a while back at Joe Satouriona constant and thought it was the greatest drumming. I've ever seen a way, keep up the pot chest and go. What yourself yeah, that's the kind of guy you can like do a drum solo to like it here. An excerpt of this paragraph four, the way my voice goes up and down, he would voice it on the drums he's one of those guys man he's like he's like from another, the great call by mean she's. Thirty, four, my God says: yeah, don't do it, don't do it twenty three do during the primary fuckin life, I would a woman whose my fucking have some thirty. Four. There are probably gonna get married forty Sonya twenty three. You don't need that shit right did you How far can fairly three years old, do your drafted in the first rob and you

the trade down to the six round. For that and I know, there's a lot of women, then listen to me and say that that's bullshit but fuck you, because women do that two other women, you guys give each other advice like that on your show, so why? What am I gonna do because of women's issues? I want to give a twenty three year old, guy bad advice to fuck that she's a still, you gonna give up so much goddamn territory. Oh my God says women away more mature than guys are. You can be like a fuckin kid aright. She's gonna be so fuckin advanced is you know haven't been in relationships. Do you gonna give up so much goddamned territory? Oh, my God, says, don't fuckin. Do it now fuckin! Do that? Do don't do that? When you forty three is still pre. Ninety x and she's gonna be fifty foregone through menopause right, I'm just saying This is harsh, but you know what I wouldn't be a fuckin. I wouldn't be honest, by one. Besides, I wasn't saying this right now

you keep, but I must say that gets wrong. I'm just say it all right. God says when I look at those numbers. You know we We have a deal here. This isn't a good fuck and trade but I'm so that good luck to you. Right shit jokes. What's up their sizzle. Not so I Then listen to your Parkhurst around for years now and you often make a negative reverenced reference to shit chokes as it can I always laughed and shit and far Jos and now authorities. I still think they are funny why are they frowned upon and do it? any good ones. The judge you or does the entire industry not take the jokes as being credible. Also You shock at the internet. Last You gave your employer just email address when telling people where to send their questions, and you said

his bill at the Capital M Capital AM podcast dot, com, email addresses in web website. Addresses are case. Sensitive chief thanks go fuck yourself. You know it's fuckin hilarious, how young people think that computers are cool. I just don't understand what what is so awesome about these FUCK ethics What you see is what you give up in your free time and in money, and that is a fucking camera and God knows who's on the other end of it, and you have to like put a piece of tape over it. I mean. Who knows you fucking laptops, Open India, they fucking your woman and there's some guy wants it. Jerk off somewhere. Another part of the countries whose puts fucking bizarre that support When a funny thing, email, addresses and website address not case sensitive chief did you Libya little FUCK and a hair of the type that you can't

shit, jokes and far jokes, their concern, sophomore bodily, fluid jokes net type of thing. I don't completely right. Come off, it should meet just been self deprecated just joking or would you look at that? Would you dad I got a text message. I really needed to know that while I'm doing a podcast, you fucking Apple comes put the mute, but not at least anyways? So that's what they looked and I have to be honest with you man. I love a shit joke. I love of far choke a pretty good one. You know if somebody just up there. So I'm fuckin wipe my ass above, not saying think then, like I think what it was with the US saturation comics during the eighties comedy born. You know It was. There was material that just everybody was do there was just easy laughs cousin, I think, maybe that's what it is.

If you do a shit joke, it's got. It's gonna, get a laugh! There's no way is just it's practically impossible to do a shit yoke and not get a laugh to get it to do far joke and not get a laugh. So it's considered like low hanging fruit. Having said that, I don't think so. Anything wrong with low hanging fruit. Like you know, I'm a big fan of, can movies and I love a movie. That's trying to do something different, but if there is one that You know what else a guy move reasons right down the pipe nuthin fuckin nobody's done well in their attitude it is not that were doing something different here. They just like we're just going to make one of these movies. I don't have a fucking problem with it. So you know if my son stage, don't shit yoke of it's funny. I don't give a fuck with its easy. I don't give a shit if it's fucking funny it and so on. But the reason why use it as a reference like shit, Dick jokes: is it just sort of farm just herself deprecate? Think that's all! That's all I've tried to our gag spillage

we're in a gang? What would your surrounding theme b, motorcycles gangs involved writing which, a comedy gang annoying when sports Fan gang deftly, like the latter, must definitely be more like Fantasy Football Nerd Gang or if you on one end of the spectrum, is absent. Tom. Rebels, motorcycles eggs and then the other side is fantasy. Football. I am somewhere between those way towards the fantasy football thing. I am. I know, tough guy right, trying to go to jail I don't need any that shit and you know what I'm gonna do anything get off and I'll be involved. Violence that stop there sport that part of me? I don't want it done to me too. Gang what I'd be it I don't think I could be it again, then actually called it.

Four gang unless it was making fun of itself about enthusiast of All of that is to happen. I go to a hobby, bono's, hobby town places. You know this hope he's given reduce, chose. Congratulations to you. Do shells always give credit to the european anthem issue the late great openly attention when I fuckin say that what I learned the term. I never heard anybody else say. Was it open who came up with that? Have no idea, I gotta call an opium Jimmy I'll teach. You see, stay calm, everybody you to do can seem out of control. So much to do So little time, but there's only one thing you can, but there is one thing you can check off you to do less going to the post office the stamps dot com was damp me combined for inefficient use, postage right from your own computer in prayer stance,

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Guys enjoyed it. Thank you from the bottom. Up everybody there came out all the way Texas. Thanking everybody. Listen to me, oversee sing our country here, man, first and everybody who came out in Toronto. Man livable shows up there and me sad to only be in all of those cities we for one night, because you know I used to play the clubs before did the one nighters- and it was His father was always does always places food places. All these places that I'd like to go. So I deftly gotta get back Toronto journalists easier, the hotel, where I stated we went by Jesus. What at the most incinerating Fatima resemble the halves plan on a piss off me believe it but but by- and I was immediately remembered, the story of me inversion, but we were, your game. There had Time was so cool. Bring further, can he's not a hockey guy that ETA breaks out to sea

can live, they freed the fucker. And to actually see in Canada and original six tee. What that ridiculous, fuckin fan base There's no way. Canadian France would be shown up, like absence in the drought, that that Toronto has affected the debts the hardest fuckin ticket to get fuck, it practically impossible to get a may believe. Take it right. Even when I compliment the fuckin, may police are still the community's. I just have to do its work in a bitch with me so anyway, so we're gonna the game we came out. It was just it was absolutely fuck, like you know minus ten degrees and there was wind and we will try to get it and everybody was any Chadwick became available, would jump again, and I standing out with their with version. Was so fucking cold remember- we just we're just laughing at first reading, person, our brains out and then at one point we just did the wind

blue again, and I was just so colleges. It was like. I know we're just gonna fuck and die out here. But I just I have so many great fuckin memories of that kind. We are that we did so Much fun it wants to do. Those two shows itself to only be there for one night, so I definitely gotta get back I did get to spend Quite a lot of time in Austin day after day spent last in another next day. We also, we went to the the U game. We had a great fuckin time. And what do we do? Dallas. Houston, Houston. I want to use and so quick I didn't get to go to South Park guitars, that's how fast we went through town, but hopefully the next time alas, spread it out a little bit more and I once again thank you to everybody came up to my shows. I don T see how you guys in the MID West later on this month and once again, our

the links up for the, for the benefit, I'm doing this weekend in our You see, I write their supporters for this week. I'll check it out on Thursday go fuck yourself. If not I'll talk to you next Monday,.