Hey what's goin on its bill bar and it is time for a special edition of the Monday morning park ass. You know every once in a while, or freckles. Here goes out, gets himself a guest doc today is no difference, which is why we have a special podcast for this weekend. I can't think of why this is probably the biggest it's gotta, be the big, Guess I've had an absolute legend than usual. People say this shit: they they can't. You know people, you can't fire, What but believe it or not. I have from Aerosmith lead. Jerry Legal Tars, Joe Perry on the Monday morning park here. So I abbadie really good things I know, but the biggest part urim most people say you'll bigger in a meal smaller in person, but Don't you hey dad. I don't really know it's all. It's all about the camera on all that stuff, better thanks. I appreciate that the control in get that will not be here today outside

you get that a lot of people say that to me like, I don't know why they think I was tall on average height, I'm just under five ten, and then they come walk adopted like that, should be a lot bigger. It's us it's the way they did to care because usually a camera. Again technically I mean the carers cut down and I level cause. I'm gonna, get you straight on right hand or some I will shoot you from a little below, so it's really hard to tell to get any kind of. Spected. You know what I'm right, unless you know how tall the person is your standing next to that kind of thing, I get it with you. It's like your played, like you know the outlay Colosseum in Europe. Like a forty foot stage remain, I'm standing in some chuckle had its just like an eighty six inches taller than I am when I'm not on stage so that's always like. Sometimes I just think people just they should say shit like do you deal with like you know,.

Like amazes me about before avoid before you're going. Here are the reason why job very serious, gonna new, unbelievable block your very Joe Perry, my life in and out of Aerosmith that's available now on a farm, mistaken Roddy went number one correct law. I think it was numbered. It was under its in the top ten was of the top ten. New York Times, for it was in the top ten for two weeks, This is why your career has lasted for so long because you this honest, most people, just like the number one all over the place, but its psych anybody with no sees it the, but the thing is it always says top tab. Are they print out on the top, and that's gonna like to stay up that says that at least more than one person is read it

The other thing is I'm not here just because of the book here, because you you're a bud from way back and look afford to do. Replied cast. Was he anyway? I have asked for a while, so it, sir, Give me a chairs a yak about the book, but I also get yourself some laughs for change. You know death and I promised I'm only trying to steal away from the usual. You know so what Stephen like? What's? How do you pick out your leather pants or whatever? I might ask you that one cannot. I don't even ask me anything you want, and I guarantee the issues will be totally different than they ve been from from before, because lot of it is not so much. The question is how they are asked and who's asking Ok, all right, unlike that will let me pay, is one, for you is what blows my mind nowadays with the whole twitter thing and Facebook and interactive thing was back in the day there no way for me to ever, right, you something that you

avarice, I guess, fan mail or something like that, just the level of like enough, action that people can have in fact like when I, when I bought your first albums, it was like maybe eighty eighty one or sunlight- that's what this is just before. Mtv Roy, I don't even know who was hope, because turn over the album sure like us, the greatest at first, they didn't have a picture you guys, but when I got my toys in the attic or Santa Maria turned it over, and I was trying to figure out which one Steve which Joe, you always Tommy another type of stuff, what you felt like having lived, old way, both like pre unlike Pre MTV, will people didn't you know for them? Unless you are hard core fans, they had no idea. What you look like seem to a little more anonymous if you, after the street to like this whole thing now, where people be like nice book, asshole why'd, you pick this picture, you know their eaten toast in your fuckin kitchen.

How is it then that the northern should? I hate the fuckin hackles when I'm at home. Well, it's it's interesting because you got would Theo's. You gotta, keep in mind this very small percentage of the people, the road, so he alighted times you can get like sucked into the whole twitter thing or Facebook rights. All the different different outwards there and you can go. Gonna can't leave the pupils Alexander or how could they say that it's like you, gotta, remember that it's like, maybe one of one percent. There are actually like in looking at it, but but how long you the great evil things you know, but it's kind of like it's a good thing in a bad gives people a voice. It's kind of like the liquid said before the aside the towns, where Did you hear it out of the town squared anybody can say what they want borders so box, or they can be heard very off

they get carried away away in a white jacket, but how wonderful thing for you to get to the Zen place, because it's up to that kind of badly close ties of egg. Whatever way you know what I'm the last April, What are they all going to be good but like just every once in a while, some just write. Something so mean that I get like an urge to like I just wish there was an app we could find out where they lived and just Dr Over render. You know it's funny. I drive over then lose a fighter, but, In my fantasy I went well. Sometimes you have to do. That's all I've subsidy, but are not actually do it. Put just gonna go through the middle prizes, but the boys, said are the reeds over that stuff? It could be so mean spirited because they know that their anonymous added cycle drag but I know lately it's been pretty.

Positive. Ok, let's call it cannot. Even now. You know if it's kind of pay attention to turn to the different words every some people always talk too, like one particular saying or they'll, come alone drop into the different phases, and things like that. So I don't know it just just another, let but out, but sometimes we do use it for our input when we're talking about a satellite you know right road. We were thinking about. What should we put it? There is sometimes Somebody'Ll will tweet assign will go. I think we were brought a play that will. I would, in this connection, I put out a request course one I've always want to see play live it's off. You first album moving out. Well, we write that down. What's wrong, we do play Wilson what're you play that lie pleaded. I think the second was sure the tour edge we were ready to work is done. He was kind of, like I think, you're

First, album is so underrated Cosette. If I remember correctly, you basically you guys after you saw that album you hadn't gone national yet, and it was kind of like you gonna get like. Hampshire, Vermont Main mass? You saw New England and maybe just into Connecticut New York exactly it was just really like. It was an uphill fight. You know I need it was you know, people sick. You know it's looking from the outside it only looking at the trade magazines and then all of a sudden does does bed on on the charge, and it seems like their overnight but Eve you forget it goes, it's been spared the same ever since the Beatles. Only the bill spent years years, those clubs in Hamburg sleeping in the bathroom working high

by similar ass in the save them with? Without any we worked the clubs in any kind of spread out in wind it all we go through through higher in place. All the tells no higher than weaken away Detroit in Detroit occurs therefrom. There was Jack I'll. So they were willing to give another beer from Boston, listen and we give us a second chance. You know now without their they. They really took us to high coming back to Boston Thea. The first album ah was headed, come in kind of gun, but of the record company gave us another chairs it. We did the second recorded that there will be released streamlined the static it played on. The radio that was backward dj could actually play what they wanted. I know right now, though we raise enough,

You know you can actually go up there and talk to them plate of someone who is any good they would play. It was pretty cool that's amazing. You know what I was just back back he's Doin Dennis in camps. Comics from home I believe that it was the twentieth, the twenty anniversary of that shown him a bit like one all times I didn't you came on play with the band, which was awesome and I'll. Tell you one thing: that's rights, because every time I go back to Boston Cause, I moved away. Ninety five. It becomes less and less like what I left and on Libya. Gonna get a greasy slice of pizza here and then it's gone, and I'm just I'm fine all these areas, that used to be scary, are getting. Like nicer, a nicer, and I remember if you what, ways kills me was when they talk about when you guys were struggling. They like grand, we walls, struggling we're all living in this, beat up on Commonwealth Avenue, which is like gave a new now in enough, in doubt,

boss- and I was wondering, do do miss like when you go back, go through bars and our half after you get to go back there Do you feel the direction it went with the whole big Dagon turn itself into like a bunch of condos in crap. Certainly the big day was. Was it a bed in everyone's life who lives in Boston? But I read it: was this no doubt In writing. I just make one fucking lane. They turn everyday was like it was a please wasted time or other than aesthetically. What can you know I was driven to the airport? Is I went to the airport? You know I'd, try to take the TED Williams Tunnel, so I get off. I was seventy M flights a quarter to five in the morning, and so I get off the TED Williams Exit Then I get to the fork in the road. We make a left to do in this all these fuckin concept. So then I have to go by that and the Callanan Tunnel flipping the fuck out in Boston up and down for the focus they work on my head and I really think that they did.

By accident, I literally think that they do it on purpose, and then you fucking go through all the bullshit and once again, it's one lane to get to the airport shows that what was the purpose of all other. You know it's like go figure. I mean. Is this it's all about progress under the name of progress on me. That's what this whole countries built in growth in all add- and I mean I think, that the things have to change there are one or wanna get into that right now, but the bottom line is gonna run for office. I just I haven't been been home that much of it out here. You know from the time. Work in the last years, was record and then go on the road. They come back and finish in the record, and I the road again that work another book also that we spend all my time here

it, then I saw you gotta call the little bit Eddie while the allergies. Here it's like really back he's got his beautiful. I really got like founds everywhere. It's just beautiful bird. But the allergies gacha read out just reading an article in whatever like the having imposed one of those one of those things, and they will say in how it did. People's people's allergies are not allergies but their their whole. Nasal thing was was like starting to like a reactor, the delight of the differences because they travel so much in and there are so many different things that affect people rattle, they're, they're they're, not with you one Why you're noses driftwood? It's? Why cause you knows working overtime sky, nothing to do with anything from entering water. It already

That is a separate here. Your body reacting to were to the to the different stuffily or whether its pollen known in Massachusetts does that time of the year were all of the pine. It comes down, covers your car greed and when I get Sacramento target like its objective escort gets gonna drive you nuts is terrible. It's it's like. How do you handle that? If you have like a show, if you dont your parents, thing your pay project, where you have to sing to use a little bit of that spray? You know that you, don't you get it. The drugstore works zones. You don't use too much of it. You know, but it works idiots and then you get through it and she never watched me Sonny gaming at the other, damned on a cartoon. Are we gonna get ya

like we have music and stuff and between your projects yeah. What kind of doing this thing it takes place and like the seventies, I can't give too much of the waves that come now like another year, but you know what we were. What we're doing some stuff period? stuff from the seventies Agamemnon plant pages? Do that column response thing on the ground so we gonna get some people listening to music, like that, and as I was driving over here today, has like Jesus Christ. You know I mean I should get you on the fact that they haven't somebody

put together like a sign for somewhere, but I I love to have you come in? Maybe your voice or something like that. It's all right, that's one of the good things about four hours technologies. You don't have to be in the same room. At the same time, I would certainly deserve Village Aberdeen. If you can't be their physically. You can certainly you know said the files in the EU can work on it and talk on the phone I just stood up and over and over double what a Johnny Winters, songs, God rest his soul. We call me and said you wanna play the recognised the great and they sent me the files played on a bright sunny inherited yeah. Well, but here there's a stool. Ralph store. So we wanted it. I love you noticed, I'm not too technology. I gotta tell my listeners the embarrassing beginning to me podcast. I was in a rush to get over here, freaking out Joe pay from

Psmith than I show up. I got to Michael Was about everything, but I only have one might cord and rocks Joe Perry. Goes I'll, go next door and get one like you get no like. He has all cool neighbours. So, like he's like go over and get a cup of sugar. He goes. It gets a microphone cord to steer Teresa aroused was kind of musical people, but also that we stay at the hotel. The sunset Marquis out of the way stand, but they have a studio downstairs and ass. The only hotel I know of in a world where you can call room service and get a microphone it till the morning. Is that all right, if you like, I will have done a lot of bar of writing in fact, is a picture of me in there

in the room workin on one of the songs for the record. Now you know, and we just set up with the with the computer, some dozen outboard gears microphones and not be sitting there in and I've actually wrote the song there in some of the tracks actually made it on the record, but we know we're just the living room, in its sir, and I need you to my coordinate called down. They had at the earth we find that that new technology makes you more create, or is it like, you know sometimes there's people out here, whether even if they like right this sitting there going like all I get at least have an office where I go to sit down. A right is, if I don't I'm sitting, the tv is here the kitchen Sayer, I'm not going to create defined the new technology were wherever you go. There's a studio makes you procrastinate. Morty were more more, it's definitely lot more alive. It takes a lot more get up and go.

To do it because there are so many more distractions. Is there's no doubt about it. Everything from a thousand channels on tv iter Whatever you do, I mean football. Eighty, twenty four hours day, whatever the so many things that you know that's an advantage because you can you can choose, but on the other hand, it's like to be able to core did your own house can be like the worst thing. In the best thing I mean. You can always it well. I can put it off till tomorrow because you don't belong here. What time did a studio where they're going to charge you fifteen hundred dollars a day, whereas you ve already put it positive studio. So you have to go so that this kind of decided of it and it is also, but it really has to come from from inside. After really wanna do it, I mean you know Europe, each year

Your creative guy see things I was told. I find a different way than aren't gonna find you see, you see the word staff are in Europe. After we will never occur the rest of us, but that's why I make us laugh in that's again That's that's an art. Let me ask you this. You said that that sunset Marquise, your hotel, it you know that you can order a microphone the craziest thing you ever ordered room service. You're on the roads, in the middle of nowhere, what is so much the crazy thing it was the quantity every talk at random people up. What did your well enough. First save thirty people What is the bird dog heard? You learn by the case. I was

stared at the Beverly Hills, hotel in the seventies, and it was kind of like the other party central because they have, bungalows out back in a like Jesus is ever decently. Everything can be cured its powers. Two days ago and all that I made to the ever missed like I look at some of the seventies right, I just really wish. I mean courses I've been romanticized in books and movies, and all that shit, but do you like it? everybody likes being younger. Do miss those days like thinking about like just how a lot freer and crazy be without worrying about somebody with a cell phone camera. I'm talking about single Joe Perry, I got this dream in drug and thing under control, like you just you just having a good time, you play you bet your cell phone records and all it is a part of you that you have just given like when you're driving down sunset and just look at it. Box going like do it I've I fuckin bought a Kilo a coke there,

the best hot dogs ever had my life hang with John Bonham or something did I do so memories. That still come yeah. I read this no doubt over, especially here in ITALY. There are a couple of places. It are still in all this They buildings so of change their names, but I mean this whisky go. Go ahead, this book soup, which had been there wherever which greatest bookstores going Dexter, city lights up and it first go in this. Wouldn't Paris, it's really good. Bye there are these sir. Places that are still there, and here the rainbow and in the Roxy, with some of the people you remember seeing in registers, fancy like who were like nerds inside Greece, while you just want to show the same place that they stood in churches are if there is, if they were pleaded. Town almost guaranteed to bees to see whoever was play and then the rest of the time up. A lot of

we're just if they were the middle of over tour. They had a couple days up. They would definitely come a to hang out such a great seed here for Europe back that you could literally like rotating buddy, they once did. He raises thing you ever saw go down like the whisky or whatever the most. I only there a few times, because often able to run into trouble. If anybody I just stopped. It was just a couple of times: I've been there. You know I've been out there actually probably want more than I remember better, as probably a lot more than I ever would forget every other central personal story. You just don't remember the story. One time I see Yo Perry, but you know basically a kind of a meeting place for everybody. They would come down from the hills. You know to whoever and then the tables

empty out and as people would take off, and it was a kind of a place where I have been up there. You know said Sir Jesus info: ever so lacking Gary to you. I don't think they ve changed anything when you walk in there. All other does that covers on the seat and everything just look like they ve been there since the beginning of time, I would bet, will bear in mind he's pretty much. The same is over. We played. There are first I hear and allay add that we play there are not go and it was pretty much. The same has got a great vibe. You know it's kind of like her the paradise are, even though they changed the paradise at and passing through. The paradise has been gone. Fighting almost many years like a situation that is probably the grocery stores. Now you know review as Europe. We want those Fuckin pioneer, a bread.

Things and you too snake- and yet you too, and the police started here our the willow, somebody first gigs guessing other states where You know. I just realized some sittin in here you you, probably imagine them of the amount of I miss you sat in a room where there was just a SEC the volume of over in the corner. Like some, Will we do share the seems like some real, like rockstar stuff, like you gotta, have you have a suit of armor near you write that helps you create a process. It came with the place. Did it I'll be enough? I did have would in my house law in the seventies I had had a suit of armor at the door. Where do you when you buy this well, The bank has a while you it's not a real would. Obviously we do not like like what I've been. You could tell us it's it's like I'm. A market of women still looks really cool how do you know it's not real cause, there's no

because marks on. If you look at this, is where the screws hold it hold it together, they kindly didn't cut off the edge. So if you were to put it right, it colonel look like. Are you just gotta tax? By about it, about a hundred years, ghettos or wise, so whatever cause they're all those little those nails and be stick in you, I'll get you took the hell, but I could see like, like the river stick it out such really about major Well, I just looked at it. I didn't see any scuff marks on. I just figured that was like the king son who never had to go to battle, but yeah parade down the street. Nor entangled observation is probably true, but it is probably copy it off over after her of a real one, but there are places you can get things like that. You see it. I wouldn't IRAN I'd piece in the quarter some. Some were wholly garden place or whatever in Europe yes, that's where they come from. You know,

but I saw you guys are Jones Beach in, like two thousand six have autumn awesome always and Molly was open for you, guys blowing I tore and their raw recently there there. I think this is gonna, be there if their final tor and all that you remember the young is I'm a huge in being a drama, gave him a huge fan autonomy. He was just like in our justice The shoulder tat guy puts on while also playing a beat is just amazing. I've always loved him. I was what do you remember the first: I am you guys. Did you tore them during their there when they were just guys come on up? Actually I saw that one of the first gigs, the Santa Monica Civic Centre, when I was with the project that was out here towards gigs. Just what fans was this for the first time Stephen left during that time. It was just like early, because I don't know this was stirred. This is when I left in nineteen. Seventy nine and I had to pass out here with the projects

at some point and not exactly sure when, but the bottom line is. Is I got to see them play? You know at the at the one could civic centre, which is three five thousand seeds and the boy. Without items of the place was pretty pact so we got you there. You do see just sort of good buzz of army. I gotta go check these guys up there, Somebody Shelly these these new hotbed. Another strapping, should check him out. So I went down you're fired if I've been dead. Where were we had a couple of friends and covered like remember, leading looking six now just kind of like you know the kind of friends with a meal from Russia. Gonna watch their career as an then

we were in Vancouver do it. I think it was the second record not not not proved vacation bicycles. Next, one pump, I think There are two studios of that in place. Little mountain up, their Vancouver there were in the other studio, so we rare to each other or lie hours. Re probably do allow doktor feel good right around two thousand. Nine are that's right. They were with Mr Rock, the other producer riser producer, the record I sick, Bobby Rock right yeah. There was an urgent and he was there were they was deeply saddened. Great deal, you know we read it pretty much daily. They are

course? Some guys, you know, would they would tat? We have to act of obsession known tag along go out to the clubs, Vancouver reputable leap. Has the best from what I've heard has some of the best struck. You gave him a ride right. You like an the headline I'll, give you youngsters right down there. They do everybody by the first day by the Turks, have learned to say. Was that hard to be around guys like TAT, because I know by then you you'd long since cleaned up and everything it did you get yeah you found basically, at that point not I mean it was not an issue there were they were, and they do. You know what they say. They would party like late at night after that

what, but without would they came into the studio the afternoon they were all business. Just like a vigorous is Adam Smith. As far as people like like they walked with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Radio. Let's go it's like you know their work to do in that. It shows because those great record? Did you ever call anybody out for doing the ice tea in the year in the Jack Daniels bottle? In other, coupled I've heard of couple bans they would put iced tea. In the Jack Daniels Bottle and they go out in front of the crowd act like they were crazy. They just shocking iced tea. I heard about that, but I've never never busted anybody to read it. Anybody that did it, but I heard stories about birds to win that better. You know cause they read very high on our respect was

maybe like a project with the community to drink at you, boys will drink. What's what's the problem? If you know why you have another, the big giveaways, argive, ok, how much you drink! Nobody can chug hard alcohol. You just can't do You can fit I've. I've seen guys take big gulps, but once you stop throwing the thing back. Like Joe Green, that famous commercial when he's drinking Coca COLA, even yet a couple times on a couple: take zero stop and Belcher wherever there's no, we could do with hard alcohol, but before before when you for that. I want to ask you get a really cool tattoo on your forum, of an old school gun. What's what's its and always a high Smith and Wesson Break TOP Schofield, I guess was designed back in the hundreds of it I just like the shape of is one of my favorite favorite decides and all revolver.

You know it's a place in New Orleans ACT. I didn't at an acting gig down there and there somewhere in the french quarter. They had these old guy ass? I rifles you have abandoned the spread of drug weight which worry that play. I wonder by my dad this this. It was our rightful from like the from eighteen, twelve rivals Jane and even had the bayonet everything and my dad like that type of ship. But the thing was. For me to get it from Louisiana all the way up like first. Why couldn't get shipped because choose. It has some sort of laws right, so then I'd have to it would have had to buy it and then drive it up there as far as I was crossing state borders, I just kept thinking about Tommy Charm when he said the box out and Shit Railway semi had the feds at his door and you not cool in writing the ones Elliot Massachusetts and dry. Fifty five, it's not me! I'm gonna drive eighty at some point, be like I'm fine, it's tough too!

things are bidding Musket hang in the back row again without getting into the politics of eggs. I mean. I just think that these are the things the other was a thing should be a little more standardized as far as fire of school. I think they should be. People should be given at least in over put through more schooling before their give it a pervert ed, and it should be more standardized from state to state, because there are some states words. Its you re get firearms. Are there other states which really hard at its weight is insane. I went to two it's hard to keep track of it again. It's insane our in some states. You can basically just go in and by it and not have to prove any sort of capability, a mean it be like given, like somebody does not a drive keys to cards like they're gonna, kill somebody but I thought honestly, I don't have a problem with guns. I think they're cooled his lungs. The right person owns it, which is the bigger course fly in the ointment, butter,

what are some a year. You liked the gun you just mentioned there. What is some of you'd go to guns? right and some of the modern stuff what he like. Well, I'm not really I mean I have a few more modern firearms. I collect all kinds of weapons, even gotta and all greek sword that Serbia a broad at all, like its greed and its tragic, quite small. So somebody broke idea. Gas is very small. You know I really orbs people was smaller than dead, so that everything is like seems once more But anyway if somebody broke into your house, you can't tell me if they're coming up the stairs right and the only weapon you see at all greek sword. Parties gotta be like. I gather, cost me a fortune. Well. Where do you want to run this guy through with that? What they were going to be doing is focusing on that. While I walk behind them with my shot good,

are you saying? It was shot gun inside guy. Well, I do have waited. There are reliable. But what about? What about knighted understand Do you if you're in that situation deserve a level of panic that comes with it, and I ve never been in a situation like that. I hope it stays that way, but you know I'm not of their mobility there with trade ed. You know I saw a colonel look at things like the easiest thing that would be to have been around For four, if somebody got that far yet it would be something that would be very easy to use. The shotgun comes into that heading so but again its efficiency thing. I've always because I've actually in our towards the south. I was told there out of their minds to have a shock and in their house I got a whole bit coming out of my next, but

about where I was think all you need is like a twenty two, because it's easy to my big thing. Is you? Can you, when you're in the dock? If you shoot you can still hear it doesn't exist lost. You cited, secular, take away your hearing to, and people always laugh at twenty two boats. I do if I had a loaded twenty two- and I pointed at you, you dive and you run away and if I started shoot you with that, you wouldn't be laughing on. This is the twenty two I could show you would be begun even like I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. People, people It also kind of hard to tell me what it is? You haven't you head? The whole thing is it so much the summer psych cycle de the goes along with it. I've studied a lot of that because, again, if it off you gotta, have a great responsibility to own firearms, and I've done a lot of of study of work with people. I have actually going. Eddie Eddie of the places we can go to trade, but I've talked to a lot of of instructors and

so on it there when I gathered here. Goods are probably the least effective it even in the hands of of trade, you married people so that people miss. I think that the heavy way said that of all the while, weapons out there, the weapon that mrs most is. He had got because there's so much. Moving it so much going on, and it said I would think just as sound alone, I'm here and a gun, I'm not can be. Sit near from breaking new house, counting shots like they do in the movie and I'll be at the bar. God, job Y know, you write a bullets come out with their economic five seconds, so we start shooting at me. Are you on? I'm gonna go rob another house. I think people would do that, but well I don't know you don't. I did see you on. That show was the son of a gun such goods.

The guns man there must have been found herself for people, don't know I don't you know it's still on this, somebody friggin channels and shows, but these guys just it was like rod show, except was guns in these guys, would just make these insane weapon. And then people got to come on the show weld like em sixty to buy growth of a previous or something like that right, what it out, did you get to shoot on that, like some anti aircraft guy, they had a couple of hot righted. So to speak, you don't like her m16 things like this. We shot those. The meeting was, I had to slow the sole kid that was actually for the eighteen hundreds and I really didn't know much about it. They occur clean it up a little bit and got into the serial number, and it was actually a military issue and it was They enable gun when two ships

see they wanna transport like a car, or a person or something back and forth. They need said the line from ship to the other. So these scared and which is only about three feet long. They shoot. Is the sir. This lead dark over to the other boat and it takes a rope that that they put they attach a bigger rope to it, not a bigger rope and a bigger open it. Finally, they have this pulleys things they could transport stuff back and forth. Celestial does what it was please think accidentally got killed. On the other ship when the M, even though that they knew that there was shifted over cautious such not an exact science. You didn't really take wind, you like a wedding. Finger back then right, I'm not feeling the people would probably keep their heads up watching with if we were going shouldn't you gotta baseball games. Somebody gets abstained in. They had all the time it fuckin sittin there. These guys like trying to get a hundred nine hundred mile and our pitches and there's always somebody just sit,

eating and talking in they get the always get hit in the chest. Thank God, like a few people actually got hit and ahead, but I got Ashley there's something about Canada that I realized. I was talking to you my own, knowledge of Canada's. What I've seen cartoons migrant trying to be funny here, and is this data make it look like you know the thing that stick in, there is like a bomb and then they Sheridan explodes. But it's really do is just a giant like bar made out a metal in that its launch through gunpowder rights. This is joint metal. Ball was then pokes a hole in your ship and thinks it was some were from what I have to say. Example of red. Quite a few were historic levels and in that part of that part of history are fast. It's me. You know that the tall ships and all that in an apparently so with some of them things that would put it. There would actually be filled with good powder with so when it would win. Shot off it. Wouldn't it

very accurate universe while work, but it would it with. You know it would lead other ship and hopefully slowed, but whatever that goes back to the dark, I'm seems very inaccurate, they'd sheer and they probably somebody caught in the leg right, then they gotta sawed off they. Just given some with yeah right tell your medicine. Not anything near what we think of medicine in October the other day of the eighteenth century was like just basically You know if you gotta, take their foot occurs covered for. You know who in any way that I'll do that thing this just to stitch you up. They just stick your leg in a fire. Air carrier easy cheap bathing like the amount of pain You can actually take. You know. I saw this. This thing is far like horrific horrific way the die This thing, ok, you did so

they decided that you're gonna die and they had this giant like it was like a fuckin brass cow or some Animals it made out of some sort of that right and they would sticky when the fuckin thing how they have got you, wouldn't I would just killed myself. They sticky and the first thing they close it up and then they light a fire underneath it and they would just basically cook you I have always thought about that, laying in their as it's getting hot bautzen all around like someone who fuckin fell off a motorcycle trying not to have the heat on you for too long, it just leave the fucking agony and how these p, good just sit. There are now who's that guy you two were dates put your factor: they called the impaled lad, it was called called love like a new employment law. I read: have read, read that stuff. You know why it was seated movies and did always actually

The video learn very then, are we to be what amazes me is the way that people have invented to fuck other people up, over the years and just blows my mind Worse, when you have a heart Well, I was pretty close that that really like that right, imagine being love horses. Can't imagine being tied to four of them. You don't wanna, be haven't somebody yeah, ok,. Poor little harder. Not even like it'll get up get up and go like making a short but like actually just kind of like all day, when only was slowly Adam Walker, I mean that kind of thing. That's that sounds like a pretty rotten. Way to go those people listen at arnwood, don't you? Basically they would tie. You know your wrist. To one horse. You know to another your ankle to one year and they would walk and four different directions and slowly fuckin dead,

your joints and then eventually just pull you apart for that I would just like to go even want to say one thing I do want to say: go back to see we're talking about before, which was about a home in home defence and all that one of the things that have of learned from talking to umpteen people. About this, and that is that a dog size. Dog is probably the most effective. You could have in your house for safety, because The main thing is, is getting some enough time to either deal with what we need to deal with what you have to deal with makes, makes a denied one one call you know jumper window. If that's, what has happened? Pull out whatever yield? A last ditch? but of choices, but the main thing is buying some time and a dog will basically,

said the guy off to somebody else's house near me, and it is their problem. I guy, oh my god. Oh my god will do that like every once in a while sleep in- and I did so terrified of sleep and also- and I just escorts I myself had gone like what an ice of such a. Our immediately like and then take it like a should it got a gun should upon a gun. You know I wish I had a bad here is something well. I got out that's a good thing to have a nice. This cop Tommy knife is stoop because you gotta getting closely at least have a bat I'll get the dog again. A dog small dog, any dog with the Euro becomes part of the family. He's gotta protect the pack he's gonna, let somebody now and that that really they Listen! I've ever seen they put their like in the top three things you could you could have, it could be the best way

anyway, I slowly I get asked, is gonna wind down. Here is another frigate thing I gotta go so once again, sorry that I d never extra my card, that's ok, I'm running out of fashion. I need a marriage. You went over there twice because the other thing first, when you brought didn't fit my stupid mixer, that's it actually goes to it or to an old microphone. Look at all an old sour that needs power, so it had to. More extra prongs into work. Spain took out his. I showed up unprepared, but I gotta, I'm asking you see some music key questions here. Ok you want, then. I thought the Bush live band other than your own bed, slight ban. You ever saw well I have to say theory is. Is it rock and roll show. If we

I can about rock and roll interaction, interaction between the fields and the bad, a lot of times? You might be a club, it may not even be a big bed, but there they do. Good songs and if they get the audience off in the audience, is given in love? The bear just it back it you get. I feel like wireless. Magic the right did, they might be The best bid you know, that night did the best. You know you, you walk away, you feel great and it was like an incredible show. So that's kind of like what wished I for as much as it is that what we try to do the toy get that magic. Going that that's the thing you kid can light everything up, make sure the guitar and to make sure everything is working, but is about you hook up with you.

Audience, haven't that that interaction and have an excitement I have to say that one of the shows that I've seen recently was Actually the stones- and it sounds like in all year course pick the stones, but it was seen him nights when they just words that good seed on when they were really good. Back back in the sixties and ah, but this particular We were rather road in Germany, they played a play, in Berlin. In these didn't incredible, it was like It was one of those knights were they were everything just lock together and you could see you know Fifty years of experience, you could hear everything it was a bit was by a perfect but when you it held about five thousand people, Ed

I was blown away. I read I, you know I got it, I figured it would be like you know, well that there would be like, while they really good for seventy now there, as good as any bad I had ever seen, and they were good, is any of them The great shows I saw earlier in the day and they were they were they not may I say: do you know who I anybody any players out there, it's trying to say, Hu, the guys are, there's no centralized area for music anymore. Were there any young players out there that we want can play and they inspire you like man, I gotta go home in practice or I want I want to try to take my just as a comedian to try to related? Like you know, I love new common see somebody there's nothin of more than seeing a young comic that I know is gonna be great and you see they got the hunger, they got the drive, they got the talent, and you know that they're gonna you just now. You know they're gonna, do it. I

stead always gives me like a jolt up energy, because I remember what that was like being our age and stuff. Like how you know just sort of a recapture like could sometimes to the grind of it. I was if there was any like bans that are out right now that they make you like fought matter. You know, maybe not near you. Guitar just like fuck will share my Khatami and right now I want to just just start making all use it I I I I hear some good some good news like I was in the studio the other day. Those beard was be recorded and you know it the vocal was yet but the music sounded like it. It had links real potential. It's a really hard question, because it's like that there are a lot of technical. We players there's a few like really players that are really young there. There were

there's so much on the internet? I read you can have it back and when I was growing up, I had a fire. I had to struggle to find somebody who, in play guitar much less Europe. Get. A lesson You know I like what I fucked up. My foot figure up joint bottoms based on technical. I was trying to do with might like my big toe, and I was like arch and my foot get like what we could call the planter, Fisher writers row, and now it's like you can because I had was like a record player, acres in you stick in your view. Now it down and now like me, just go on Youtube in somebody. Just shows you yeah. Like a slight step, it is kind of move your whole fortune it it's like. You know you like goes up once, but you get two hits and assists in an I'm watching like some fuckin kid right years old plan

much stuff and I'm just like its day, they can get like a year's. What the drum lessons are guitar lessons in one night on Youtube and at times it actually it. You know that it's all spelled out in that's why I think there are a lot of a lot of good, tar players out technically good, they can play that play all the stuff, but still It comes down to writing. Good sword writings, did you know is a little bit original ed now and it is Detailing it still comes down to that, you could be a it could be a wizard guitar, but unless you a guitar freak out, as far as like agitating Europe drugs. It is still gonna write a good saw how to connect it or what I read it s head, no matter whether it's like you know, you got six thousand computers and you got Euro is routed through tape, machines and all of you know like we got all the best equipment. Unless you go.

Good song, you still get nothing there, so that one a change. Let me because I M get to wrap up here. As far as your book, that's out first for work, work in France get it. I know it's on Amazon it s any local bookstores left this. A few ash. Is this a lot more than I expected withdrew, probably six or seven cities. Most of them we were to, I think, will we did a couple of hours novel, but we did mostly a more modern pop places, but what I found out was most of them. Do the business online So there is some competition for Amazon. You know it keeps everybody kind of this nobody's gonna monopoly and also, but basically The best thing to do is is either order from your local bookstore support the while in part places says: gonna get it

for me the solid it right now we should still be on the shelves I signed a bunch of, and so the stone still an opportunity to get some that are beside. You know what people by the book is there a favorite story, one that comes to mind. If you get a quick one that you want to tell here at the end, is it basically is it? ways about you on the road with these guys is it? Is it the whole thing like Joe? You turn its third autobiography from the time I put both feet on the ground We waited and waited reality from its its sixty four years of life. Why I've been of higher that zero Smith? You know I've been a fancy for so long that I know so. But still I remembered, like you, told some cool storied, some other interview where you how you ended up, then the guitar you young kid knows, he's all the guys front. Porch playing a tiny like just sounded, really cool, just sort of captured your attention

I personally, I cannot wait to read it and I am like fascinate, that whole peered in music that you came up in, and I also like that whole thing You guys. You know I had to sticky here to a speaker, a try and slow it down and because I finally turns around. You know I must around guitar too, and I try to watch somebody play. It then turn my back to the video cause. Re cousin people, like the personal, literally break it down, show where they put their fingers and stuff and people are still ass for tabs and I've just looking at like don't you ever want to have the freedom to like basically be. I vote figured become an illiterate and music means you could listen to it, figure it out. Where fuel They have tabs and everything was almost like. You couldn't even read. You know what I mean by somebody had to hold your hand, and I think this a lotta people out. They can really play all this shit, but if you just played on a record. Can you sit down? Maybe you don't do it anymore because someone who will break it down for you, but

but anyway, suit of such a huge fan. Are you in your band and all the stuff that you guys don't find? Having thanked you for all, the great music is basically soundtrack of my youth, They love all you stuff, and I am so sick for this book. I cannot wait to read it once again. Joe Perry. My life in another Aerosmith so psyched! I finally get you here on the pod cast good luck with the allergies thanks for shown. Well, you stories about guns and all this other stuff. I hope I ask you some different questions did is great and will have to do this again because I was like I said I was looking forward to. It have been looking forward to it before the book or you know arena of either. The bead reason was because we're boss, yeah, it's great to hear the axe, and now I can't get rid of it. I ran into by the way, comedy would again will taught ever last is definitely deftly our job Perry, his Newport, my

life in and out of Aerosmith is available all over the internet, and if you get a mom and pop store down the street, you want to help them out book store down. There Please gonna pick it up on your Perry. Thank you so much for I listened to the money. Money. Podcast hope to see you soon. Ok, it's you either.