Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday November, fourteenth Two thousand and eleven to task How are you what's going on? I'm back I am, and I'm not better than ever, and the same mediocre jackass. You ever met this kinnock. You guys here the echo in this room. I gotta get some stuff. I gotta do some put a man on the floor The more anyways I am back out here in LOS Angeles, this is the first time I've been back for an extended period of time. My my new domicile out here since I can fucking remember. I was actually thinking out since October sixteenth. I have been on fifteen different, airplanes and die.

I for one and a little second, when purchase sucks, Spock has sucks so far. You know what is cause, I'm not really paying attention. I'm doing I'm trying to adjust where I'm gonna sit ah fuck and can't just dropped it. There we go zapper! Listen, you know at the good thing is you know it's. A great thing about having a fuckin train wreck is as bad as it is to listen to on some level. It has to make you guys feel better about your lives. Doesn't it we should, at least if I mean I, don't do a podcast, but if I were to do it there would be some sort preparation. All right. I got nothing but good. This week, everybody nothing but good, not think you did. I got nothing but good news. This week I first things: first,

the acute little Monday morning, podcast ears, I went out and I figured out what the fuckin fucking problem was was a simple thing. I just had a problem with the wire and I went out and I bought. I just want to get Saxenda and I problem because I went out and rather than buying the little do she ate dollar cord. You know, like my parents, just bought me a ukulele from my whilst birthday, and I have a rock and roll dream you know so then I go out and buy the cheapest shit plugin He went up. Instead, I went out and said fuck that Gimme the hundred dollar one gimme the one Jimmy page uses when he plays those guys, music and then doesn't given credit for gimme that what I want that one so I got that wants to now we're good or at the level should be fine. Everything should be fine, and if you don't like it, I suggest you pack up. Yet

Fuckin Ipod or whatever. You listen to this thing on, and you just get the fuck out of my podcasting world. What you think about the problem very hostile bill very hostile for someone was think the bitch about yeah, I dont. I have nothing to complain about, I basically just wrapped the most unbelievable fucking month, my life. You know, I don't think, there's gonna be any comedy on this one, everybody! I am fucking ecstatic all right. I got a brand new website, everybody and, of course I to go on it and I can't get on it, but it should be up by the time you listen to this, or maybe it's my computer. I don't know what the fuck. Going on. I got one of these laptops. That's like I don't know at this point. Almost three years old, which is basically it say quickly, the laptop equivalent of like a fool

seven year old stripper up It is still doing the job is still looks all right, you're out can do the little tricks can go on the internet. Can fuckin drop down to a split and bring their booty right back up again, you know, but it's tired. I could see it scale, overcoats veins on the side of the plastic. It's just its had its time, I feel bad for never found love. It always said that it was only gonna, be a laptop for, like you know, a year and a half that it was going to go back to school and become a fuckin Ipad or some shit but it didn't. It's just become a cliched laptop. What am I going to do with it? You know I'd love to made it to a school, but some of the porn I've looked at. I don't need that. I don't need to send out over the kids and then all of a sudden it comes back to me. I don't need that. So you know what I'm gonna do that through the fuckin trash it's gonna.

Up and that cesspool is shit out there in the middle of the ocean in all its two miles, deep and twice the size of Texas and some flounders gonna swim right through a year, work in months late, I'm gonna be eaten some, so she it I'll thinking up and healthy? What am I doing? I make my old fuckin laptop with a side, a rollerblades couple of beanie babies with my Eddie my mommy, that's! What's out there in the US You guys realize it's all those fuckin fads. You forgot about what those razor scooters was less damosel, one of those, whereas it maybe that's in your garage there'd, be a good thing to hold onto that was sort of made out of a precious metal. Maybe that's something you could meltdown during some sort of zombie crisis and make a sword. Yeah how'd you get away from a zombie what they with a scooter. While you fuckin nerds out there

did, I type assured the other little razor scooter. Could you do it? What if he had dropped your glasses? You fuckin syphon douche What would you do? Thou beagle hilarious watching you squint down the street uncoordinated, if you're a nerd viewing decipher I this is some. This is where the choice Well, the choice statements arrogant make if you're decipher you have no hand. I coordination. You know, that's why the football play always through shed at your head? It's not causing! assholes it's because they knew you didn't, have the ability to send em some sort of signalled to your fuckin hands, to get him up and type or is released, get him in the right position. That's why they did it You know what you step outside your little bullying self bullied self. I should say I just realized that out. Yes, it was your head. Yes, it was your childhood, but as a man be honest, Is there anything funny? You then seen

somebody with a bad haircut. Take some sort of object to the side of the headed about thirty thirty five miles an hour, this, it's not funny than the Euro. Then a lot of ways all these fuckin nerd to again bullied it's their fault son, even their fathers, their parents fault. What do you do it. You went to school, let's say you're a nerd right and you went out. You found some other nerdy. Broad at some nerdy fuckin event right. And you guys you give fuckin went recording you gotta know what you did He was so excited that another human being like you that you forgot to put on a condom annexing you! No nine months later, you got yourself another little nerd right and you love the little bastard looks just like came out of the war werent glasses. This is this is

this this is yours, said all right now given bullied and you got the live and checked out you. That's not something you ever fuckin forget. Ok, you don't ever forget that sit back analyzing. You talk to a higher power. Why me why? Why was I bore in this way? Why am I the guy? How come I can't catch anything and Jim Class am I required to still go the fuckin dumb jock. While you know why dump Jacques Delors to go to science glass eye, not a problem, not a question answered in my own fuckin head. All right, so when it was, you remember all those be doubts and you have all those fuckin fantasies about going in there. Jeremy Spell kid:

right, don't some fuckin crazy, but you don't? What do you do? You say fuck, there's some goin out the Falcon world. It might do she little nerdy card, I'm gonna find other nerds and we're gonna get together there we're going to start a computer company. I. Then I will sit on the Lotus, positioned hugging it because it's our friend because it was never made to us because it could take us to space and be I'd. Go with us yes buckle up shut the fuck up. Where am I going to space and then

came a success right then you what the comecon you finally get your Dick Y know you gonna fuckin nerd S kid! So here is my question to you: Nerd dead, daddy, nerd, big, daddy nerd. Let me get me ass. You have spoken question. How do you forget to not send your kid to school? Look like a spaz. How do you are you forget some contacts? Comas fur? can hear just fuckin? Try to see what the other kids aware and put him in that uniform. Give him the best fucking chance he possibly has did not get the ship kicked out of it as a problem as the problem of these fuckin nerds. They don't learn anything from childhood. The same way the foot. Football player douche he goes out and goes and bang some chick named Debbie. You never wore panties, you know, but she had paw palm, so she's a good catch right.

He goes on, drops a fuckin load right after nine months later right now they got some little douche, come out of the wool Marty, look alike, he's wearing shoulder pads, he's already to start picking on some little space. You know same way football player to learn anything. Why would he learn anything? He had a great fucking time, As you were home jerking off the cheerleaders, he was actually falconer fall. You know if he gained enough yeah, you got a bag when he had teachers, Rapids Tom, say in its all. This talk in the news about bully. Ok, it shouldn't be done, blah blah blah and all this type of shit. You know, where is your responsibility as a fucking parent to not send you kid to school, to avoid sunny a kid to school, with plea

beat the shit out of me close. You know, oh my god. I'm of one time I went to school right. I came from a big family Europe. This is you know my mom did the laundry, but this for the whole fuckin. I wash your and I drier I could just fucking just Rudy to to get the whole fuckin thing done. Two seconds back in the day I describe it down by the brook. Hang it by a tree, The pact you must get some fucking, Davy Crockett, look induce, would combine steal it. Now we don't have a dry or so we still hang between the trees, but we had washer. We had a wash so anyways. I was running out a fucking close, you know, and I was down there-

ass. I think I told the story before I I was down to the last two fucking things I had my closet. One was a fuckin button down shirt that my grandmother got me. It was like fuckin somewhere between baby Blue and the fuckin in and West Hollywood. That was the color of a right. It was basically the Seinfeld Puffy shirt before Seinfeld. It didn't the ruffles in the front, but it just it was really. There was no reason to ever where the shirt, unless you were on stage playing the hero in some sort of pirate movie put it that way. I write very, very puffy, sleeves Papa could fit his arm and their no problem, not a people, don't know that as well. Operating where button doubt shirts does he was a sailor? You know he was a pirate. He got a worldview could well those puffy wanted. This forms what effect

Maybe he was a pirate, ah anyways so down. That's that fuck him ugly, ass God. Damn grandmother shirt and I swear to God. I'll I had left was this pair of they were pinkish Orange tone slacks. I know that sounds gay hell, but was the seventies there was two pairs of one was: was light blue and then other one? Was this rusty orange, but definitely pink going on and on and they basically the pants were dark. This took the legs of the password dark, but the pockets on the back were dark. Blue the legs of events were dark. Blue in the back pockets were a lighter blue bigger up around the waste. There was another design Europe at the top of my fucking little eight year old, booty crack was

another little light blue design, a sort of God it was it was. It was designed by pedophile somewhere somewhere. France were evidently its legal so anyway, but that prayer, even that parents in the wash so I had the rusty orange pic- is version of those pants with this sky, Blue Fuckin, pirate shirt. And I was sitting there, I was just. Old enough to realise that it might have been a problem, but just young enough to big too stupid to fake, Second, not go to school, so I said I don't know about this. I was looking at it. I was like TAT, I think I'll, be all right, Get right, then I put on a pair of dirty like a deed, is dragging substance with the school. And I know is in trouble. Second, I got up buzz.

My friends, we're lookin at me, and they just look at me up and down, and they would try to figure out what the fuck was not trying to play it up. But I am I correct, This point c grossly a little bit of my shirt, but you get definitely see these two told pets and I'll just go out of the fourth grace. What kid asked me if I had a date. Long story short was the longest fuckin day of my life. The people who I thought were my friends immediately became well, I'd never spoke to again for at least another two weeks, which is like nine years when you're in fourth grade and was one of the worst fuckin days. I've had my life, and this is the thing about the parents and nerds. They fuckin send their kids school like TAT every fuckin day. How do you forget what say in you don't know shit about fashion, just get I'm a fucking pair three four pairs of fuckin jades.

Some sort of blue get him some black gray, some fuckin, manly God, damn colors are right and just time to keep his fuckin mouth shut. Just go. Look! Don't bring up to bring up the Fuckin STAR Trek shit to the football players. Keep you fuckin head down. I swear to God: Veni provided some nerdy little kid, that's what I would do all right and if, if some fuckin kid ever kick the shit out of my kid Maybe I would send my nerd to a goddamn see age, you jitsu israeli Fuckin, martial arts, school right, I'd, send in their little dog cage, and I will give a shit how much he cried and even old break. My heart watches glasses fog up it's like do you know this is gonna happen you every fuckin day, I'm doing you a favor right. You can be the ones scientists.

In the world. That knows how to fight, ok and a meanwhile, I would go out. I go to a load of local sporting good store and I buy a BB gun and I would drive over to the kids house that beat up my kid and I shoot his dad in the neck from across the street. Am I shoot at all when I grow up in a tree and just keep em pinned down for a while a lot? If you could do that now, the age, a cell phones around this another, is why cellphone suck sources it's so hard to have a conversation with something that is always looking at the text, messages and shit right, but now not only that, because of cell phones completely eliminated all possibilities unless you just don't care about getting caught of pinning down another family with a baby gun from a tree across the street in January.

But how many more freedoms are? We gonna lose in this country before somebody steps up and does something it's funny. I'm lying on the floor right now and I have my head up against the wall and my bald spot at the back of my head is making my head really cold, Ah aging, isn't it fun So many ways listen to this Fuckin weak, let's Let's just go over my fucking last couple of weeks. This is how fucking insane my life has been right. I went to London. Did data show their Copenhagen hello, Helsinki, Stockholm, Sweden, fly home? We stop in Zurich Switzerland. So I get a look at the Swiss Alps granted out of my little fucking porthole of a window.

Actually I was sitting in the middle of the plane rose giant planes where they have like three three sections. I was in the island, the middle this fuckin goddamn lay wouldn't get a big fuckin head out of the way, but I still saw flu then I'm a guy when arrested for a couple of like a week here before I go back to New York or do the whole Carnegie thing and then what happens out of the blue? I get a call somebody dropped out. I got to do panel for the first time. Jimmy followed show by the way. Thank you to everybody on the Jimmy found show. Does any music geeks out there? I forget the name of it, the song that they play the roots played. When I came out, I had ass, she heard of it before forgot about. It was actually a song bill, Cosby rope like some sort of I don't know he what you always into jazz. I never really watch that show, but I wanted. I wanted to hear it because I was so

when I walked out. You know the first time you do stand up on a late night show it's like you dreamed. It causes much shit you're taking in your body dealing with oh, my God what if I bomb on national TV than you walk out and then there's a bunch of cameras. Does the banned this the host, that, behind all this, the cameras is this studio audience and I totally apt up in a laugh and clap and weird places. I dont know why, but they do so. You gotta do that's you gotta do like two or three of them before you start to get used to that I'm thinking right of doing panel. This is gonna, be This'Ll, be easy. I don't have to fuck it. I've got another person about stuff, affable blah blah blah, but even that came out and it took me a couple of minutes, I'd. Go when I thought or whatever to me a minute to have the kind of feel it out now. My guy is the and over there is Jimmy.

So my shoes, that's the crowd, had a white. Do that or do I look at I gotta know than I kind of figured it out about a minute and a half it so one of us Not to do that those little sidetracked there, so I get to do that. Shit right, little Midwest or come back wait and then did open Anthony it just so happens wanted to open Anthony. I go in there two days. One day go in there. Tony, I owe me comes in for black Sabbath. I've got to ask him a couple questions about John bottoms based from technique. You did know, but I still got to ask and two days later, a freely came from kiss got to shoot to share with him get out.

Found out. His last name isn't freely its freely that's. Why was frailties comment like Haley's Comet Opie figured that up never knew that shit fly back pocket home come back again and I get to do Carnegie Hall. I do Carnegie Hall, then I fuck it. The next day I got to Boston perform at my old college. They give me some sort of all. For being comic of the six one, seven area code right but I'll. Take it and then a comic squirm home just happen to be up the street. They set out somebody dropped out. Why don't you come by so fuckin went up there and I did that. Oh by the way round, Kelly boy scout Bobby Kelly Robert Mother, Fucking Kelly

king destroyed on the comics come home absolutely fucking destroyed. It was. He wasn't even doing his act. It was like hanging out with Bobby in a fuckin, whatever coffee shop or whatever. He was just. He was talking of funniest I've ever seen him. I was dying, laugh and then I was like I'll fuck. I gotta go on after this. So then it anyway still flying home. Ok and I think in the patriots they're gonna lose the jets they're gonna fuckin loose does France is horrific, our profits are often of line has been able to block anybody lately. All these do I gotta take if somebody here, the Steelers finally figured out Brady Did you figure out that if these on his back, he can't throw a fuckin pass your jackass? You figure out that a vs, a shit defence and if he's

Now the sidelined for seventeen minutes with his teeth chattering, because he hasn't thrown a ball and like twenty minutes that that's gonna fuck with this timing. Absolutely absolutely, but I get it I understood Like I said, I see through all your emails are you saying, is I am so sight after a decade of getting ass, raped by that good, looking son of a bitch with the fuckin supermodel wife, I'm so glad we finally put em on his back. I get it. I know what you guys, through, I dealt with Fucking Dan Marino, tanned, up glove wherein son of a bitch used to come up every fuckin time. Kick our ass! you go down, we got out of the orange body, be even more tan. Look like Tony hardest back there with this fuckin Dennis Miller, Mollet and he'd be

killing us. I know I know what you go through so upset now get on the flight. Like a fuckin asshole, I thought the Patriots jets gave was a one o clock gave. So I got myself a five o clock flight and I ended up realizing, as I went down there, that it was the eight o clock kid and I had a six hour flight and basically I was gonna land but like fuckin five months ago. So my god he's Christ. You know something they gonna get their asses kicked. I just don't believe in their defence, I mean I think we can go. Up against. You know you're on eight May teams and below and put on a good performance, but I don't see a stolen well against the top teams and despite the jets record, you know they still got a great defects and they did go the ABC championship. Two times thereof, they fuckin banner

Why do they want to kick the bills ass? Last week they fuckin Benda, they d get too much experience of just like. Fuck will decide on the sit there and age twenty years. Watch in this game. Can I figure when I landed, everybody was gonna, be sending me. These text message is saying that the. The fuckin Patriots gets Erastus Keg, Dad FUCK Tom Brady, it's fuckin over to New York Times in a row, and when I dad I'm not even in a lady, I was absolutely stunned that they were willing, but the level that there when it. So I am not going to talk shit because, as you heard on my pockets last week, I did not have any faith and I thought that there Gonna lose not only lose to them. I thought the jets we're gonna win the division all right. So if I were to go on the podcast this week and start talking shit, you know what that would make me that would make me like a fuckin Yankees fair, like all those cuts. What in here from until fuckin- and you know since game three too,

thousand foreign than the Red Sox joke and they all crawl out of their fuckin holes and then the next they lose to the targets in the first round and then they disappear again. I want to be, a guy, so I'm absolutely stunned. The level faculty friends played unbelievable. All of a sudden, we had a passion for pass rush. What happened there? The jets have some sort of injury on their efforts of life. I could fuck, I believe so. Anyways I so I really have nothing to complain above everything is just totally worked. I'm almost like I've had such a great month, Amex, I'm afraid to walk out of my house feeling those a piano is gonna fall on my head, just a balanced shit out, stop which brings us to Carnegie Hall that I sort of glanced over and I dont know how to do this. It was some funny should happen, but I am I gotta tell you. I want to thank everybody for the bottom of my heart, for smaller

ever came to. One of my comedy shows that sat there. While I sucked it tried to figure out how to become a comedian. All the way. Back to ninety two right up to everybody who came out too, Energy Hall, Last Friday night, it was without a doubt the greatest thing experience. I've ever had as a since I've been business is no other way it's. It was absolutely indescribable, it was it was. I can't even fuck and explain it. I, like I, told you guys a couple weeks ago. I stop looking at the names of the people who perform their cause. Was freaking me out so there's a funny thing. I get Verde Verde I get virtue to open. For me, and I had the sensation in the middle routine. Idle sensation showed Rosa from the European Anthony Programme just back

from an extended tore in Malibu, it was resting up. He was suffering from exhaustion, so. Anyway, so I go in and You know they got all these rules. There this is like Carnegie Hall. That all these rules, I had a photographer there, but the photographer could go on the stage and This all these, these fuckin rules, so I went in there like all now my heels like. I don't want a piss anybody, often here and I walked in there and they said: ok, you're you're up in the mistress sweet like if you headline that They put you in them a place called the Maestro sweet why go all the way up there? I'm with family friends, I go up there and

I feel I can wait to get in trouble like I'm, describing like the fuckin seventh floor, the Pentagon here. So I walk in there and this is piano. Piano in this giant like this big room and then there's another room at the Club the common showbiz lights going all around the mirror, and then they have all these Poseurs head shots all around the the maestro sweet and they're all autographed. And immediately. I felt like I didn't deserve to be there. Because not only where they these famous conductors, I did know who Any of them were. I was Looking at him like a rubber, my Chin, Leonard Burns, was the only one. I notice the only one that I recognized and die. We I just you know just

I did fuck and take it in and then they said, hey you wanna go downstairs and look at this stage and I said absolutely and I walked down, took us down the elevator and they opened the door to go. The stage and all you see is the most well. Let's see you ve ever seen you just looking through a door, the average size door that you open and I'm about twenty feet away that when they opened it, so I could see part of the stage and like a sliver of the front row seats and then, like all like three balconies going up, it was not until I was fuckin took my breath away and I live said holy shit, and I am we apologise for cursing because that's how nice place like to go out there and say fuck, every other word My horse shit of an act and dumb and I walked out there and I it's indescribable, absolutely fucking indescribable and

I decided I came, I mean why bring it up, I can't even describe it, it was just. It was fucking. There was no I've, never seen anything like it. It was like I was a pub fiction. I got to see what was, in their brief case, was likely slick at that level. No kidding put words into it, so so that go back up to this the Maestro sweet that just like say. Some sitting up there, my case Drowsing area, though, I gather that the downstairs I gotta get em up here, get em up here, cause I'm a fucking does be sitting up here. Look at these old, Fuckin silver haired guys with composes just angry in their pictures. Just got that fuckin. Look, face like I don't want to happen like they didn't, really want to be a composer their parents made him. Do it you just creep in me out make enemies. Fuckin pictures ever got every anybody posts Abraham Lincoln, has basically been there. I saw picture of Mark TWAIN sitting down

the stage listen to somebody else. Speak Teddy Roosevelt, Benny, Goodman, Duke L. Ten miles Davis, all the way through all those jazz guys to the Fucking Beetles Stevie Raven an album. There was over so I guess I go. I don't even like, I'm were you be here. What is going to cure this? I know get Paul. Mercy and Joe arose in the same room with me and I'll get my confidence back city Jack S come up there. All right, Dear Rosa, is sweating in my I'm pacing all three of us are pacing around this room as we're talking is an amazing to be here we're of us are pacing around this room as we're talking, isn't an amazing to be here. We're all fucking pacing ad We just started break in each other's balls about how nervous we were and there we just started, trying to make each other even more others like I noticed they were nervous that I came. I came walking announced like you know, guys if you're ever gonna, fuckin bomb.

Tonight, better, not be the night. Could you not getting this went back? This is not the fucking the bomb and everybody laughed and in those that nervous thing, verse, go. Unlike you know you know I go out there, you normally job, it's gonna gaps country like Carolines, goes say what's up to people it out coming to settle in forests and was selling first. Then I'm gonna go into my act. It that's what I'm gonna do so just to be adduced. I go really that's what you gonna die. I mean it is what you want to do at school. I mean I would do it. You think we re Do I would go right. My act is Carnegie home and you know: go at them. Hey, what's going on, you gonna start fuckin bomb, but you know, but I'm gonna get you had dude. If that's what you want to do is sit there. Trying to size me up for half a second, you know he's just like in a cigar go fuck yourself. We basically did that for a God. Damn fool, five minutes waiting to go on. I was as nervous as I was the first time I did Letterman, which was why

the most butterflies I ever had that that nervous yet excited wanting to run out of the room yet can't waiting to go on like that whole fuckin push pull shit goin on you know, so anyway, the show starts, Verde goes out there and absolutely fuckin kills and then he bring and yet it it's fucking tulares. He comes walk out dude with this. This fuckin look on his face yet out like joining stopped his fuckin lips, some going around back of his head was his goddamn ears like just like glowing. Like you like and explain it, we all look like assholes. Derosa came Gerasa goes on here, out there and immediately starts fucking out. You don't really made me. Relax Verde went on he goes. He said something ages ago gave itself round of applause. Billboard a night, her Carnegie

fuck off the second. He that I laughed and also fuck now sustained of show blood. Dear Rosa goes out there next and out to sea. What sport code on and everything you know which is making him but even more and he went out there and fuckin absolutely destroyed. He comes back same stupid fuck and look on his face. But actually, member one time I read about these divers, who used to go into caves under the sea and were they lost and they would drown under there and when they would find of they'd. Have this ear to ear grinned I guess He drowned at the last. Second, this unbelievable level of dopamine or some shit goes through. You too stupid look on your face. I don't know. If that's true, I don't know where the fuck I read it. They can read and on flight on U S so that was basically

one eight that article made me laugh is horrific as it was imagining somebody drowning in an underwater cave freaking out, not knowing where thereat, but just that dumb smile in their face, I sort of like the look people had in their faces was the reverse of that movie. The ring, rather than your job Drop and overturned was erected. Just imagine the of the polar opposite of smiling that was basically so. Derosa comes walk it through and he's got this far can silly stupid look on his face Verde. He is gonna. Bring me right up. So I'm stand in their way to go on and stand in a few feet by Jaime was Louis Verandah from Carolines and those guys were the ones who headline be when I first came in only four started doing well in New York. They would headline me and they had to pull the curtain. You know to make not make the room looked so big, and only you know, four in people would show up, and then they drag like another. Twenty people, tourists off the street to come in a watch

show, so he was and in their going like up, that's got Louis, go out the crowd he has now no I want to stand here and watch you go out. I want to watch it which was fuckin on You don't care where the biggest clubs ever so they fuckin open the door. Call my name and I walk out and. I'm not trying to be arrogant here. They ve just great fans, everybody fuck and stood up as I walked out. Like I compare some unbelievable song and do it we forget how I did just now. I know I had that big dumb grena my face, but how I didn't just you know I was waving. How I didn't just keep just get lot in that just walked right off the end. The second stage is beyond me. When I went in and I

I gave him a where I started with. I don't know where I started with an I just did my shit and it slowly became like the shell. Just a regular show where everyone So while I would just sort of go fuck em at Carnegie Hall, and then I'd be like not on I'll keep going, keep going just keep going, because I was a thing ever kept going. You don't make sure you take it and make sure you take it, and you know, and that's the fucked up thing about the art of stand up. This is The one art will you really can't take it, you can't cause you gotta, be focused on what you're doing. You don't mean that gives a musician. You can end the falcon song. You could step back. You can tell a story, you can look around Many gordian next saw, but ass assist, Ban ban Bam next joke next, joke next joke. So I I don't know I did my shit in it. It just took off it like minute three

and it didn't stop for like an. I think I did about an hour and fifteen minutes and I never lost him and never felt long. And I did and it was ending ovation again and just I was one of the few times Of my life's, I just felt like this unbelievable sense of accomplishment. And it was. I was also absolutely hilarious to me like it, I didn't feel like a shoe I felt like, at any second someone's gonna yegg me like, I was a joke like I won a radio contest to go out there and then they will get a yank me off and bring like fuckin some Pavarotti dude out there. So. That was also banana, broad variety and de Rossa back out We stand enough clapping and we just sitting there fucker you just stay was hope. It was, it was ok

describe it was awesome and it was was fuckin alone like. Where do you go from here? It was ridiculous. Ed had this great photographer there and he actually took photos of me and Joe is. We were walking down the street afterwards and I saw some of them. It's fucking hilarious, though the absolute look of joy on our fate to miserable comedians. Like I swear God we look like we are high on, like I don't know what I'm not a big fuckin drug guy, whatever high on something But it was absolutely fuckin, unbelievable and I'll. Never forget it. I will never forget it. I want to thank everyone Who came out to the show that experienced it with me? Fuckin stood up and clapped, which was fucking unbelief. I will never forget that ever I'll be fuckin.

Hundred years old- and I will still remember that, like it like it was yesterday, was absolutely unbelievable. So one of the few things in my life that is not only lived up to the hype it was. It was like way beyond it, like it just fuckin, indescribable indescribable, I don't know what I've no fuckin go. I don't I don't wanna go for me. So there's the Carnegie Hall story now right. So once again, thank you, everybody who came out today show all, and if your wandering did I record that? Yes, I did. Worse, I did we think of an asshole, I'm gonna go. There are not gonna record it. I dont know what I'm gonna do with that. Yet because I didn't film it because it was, it was just its Carnegie Hall and it would have cost me my life. My first born To look for something there, so

but to record it. The audio version was only half as much. I'm running a bullshit me. I think I lost money that night, but I don't give a fuck. I wanted. I wanted documented that this jackass, who flunked everything in high school, somehow got the fuckin do that so so this is thing the my next stand special, I'm gonna be recording in in February then felt first weekend March is what I'm gonna be doing. So is a deal my act, constantly evolving, so my act will be one two three four month really December for months older than it is now. So it. Will change are twenty days worth so it won't be the exact the Carnegie thing in my

I shall will not be the exact same, but so much of it will be the same that I am going to figure out. You know obviously, and put the dvd out. I have to figure out how I'm gonna put out the Carnegie thing and when how I'm gonna do what's so it's away where I don't feel like I'm fuckin you guys over where I'm putting out two pieces of product with essentially the same. Material, I actually already know how I'm gonna do it, but you I'm not going how you guys until I fuck do up what is gonna, be cool herself, our rights. There. You go. Let's get back to the podcast after that very special mom. Come on Carnegie Hall, I had to take a step back and I gotta tell you: it was the fuckin awesome. Two to share that with Verde and and erosion, and seeing those fuckin, stupid goofy looks on their face, watching them and be nervous and watching them fuck and go.

There. They had all their family and friends and that day was fuckin. It was ass. It was ass, Margaret, let's get back to the God Damn park. So, as I mentioned, I have a brain website everybody for some reason. I take it on a right now it or if they did putting the final touches on it. I don't know if its cause it moves somewhere else on our office because there are no. What do you know me? I'm not go with the technology, but Here's the deal. It's a fucking awesome site, it's be very interactive, I'm gonna get the new fuck and I for one in order to stand in line or fuckin order it I want to walk in and buy it like a goddamn gentleman was as Russia go fuck yourself. I walk in its budget neither com you once you call me when it's there are right. Batteries, crap out on me. Sorry about that was I talk about. Yet this isn't fuckin Russia right. This isn't some country. I've heard. You have to stand and leinen I just want to walk in and get it

like you, we don't hand if you like the only way we can plaguing oil. Fuck in order it yourself, I don't give a shit actually like getting later, because it is a problem of other people, figure it out with their wallets. You know all these people like when people get like new technology like tat, he could tell the dead than it did just using it for you, trying to show off, like you, actually give a shit so anyway, my new website, you know, if you you know, semi twitter, reserve, facebooks, all that shit's gonna be right. There on the page has got a billboard outcome of shirts up by the time we listen to this. It's up their got some fancy new photos up there, I got a new bio start blogging again. My all my podcast are gonna, be there be their seeking listen to what it's gonna be great This is the know me, I'm falling

One braces fuckin technology shit, but I'm doing it my way, aright speaking of that, I am in microbes, my MAC, I'm in the way of a word document right now. I don't know what the fuck I did, but I hit something and they got these little blue things. After every line that I write No, like I got all this shit that I want to talk about like Carnegie. Just make like a settlers to shift Carnegie would get us appear. Rope climbing these fucking blue things a year ago. Yet these fuckin blue things- I don't know what it is. I write a and at the end of this, and it says these little blue things marking something I want them God. I don't want to get rid of. How do I get rid of him? Come on you, techie son, bitches help me out here. Well said I mean leaks, you guys watch the real housewives Lana Baby, has Y gotta learn a bid

micro watches at shop and there's a girl on if this girl Meaney Leech she's fuckin hilarious, it could probably beat that and out of me into of my friends at the same time she said some shit that just fuck it made me laugh my ass off this week. She went down there. Because I guess now she's a reality star and joy king by the way she's talking about our finances. This girl would like before this show. If you gave her a George Foreman Grill for a birthday, she would probably faint because she went in, and borders or son a car a used car spent thirty. Thousand dollars on wrote a check. And then she started bragging about it on tv by how she was rich. She goes just bought must produce, bought my baby, a third thousand dollar cod. She goes cash money she goes hey Haters and she starts blow and kisses arab target.

Talking about our she's rich, it was blocking hilarious? I don't know a lot about rich people, but I know there's two things: they don't do number one: they don't use the expression, cash money and number two. Even if they did they, don't they don't fuckin by Thirteen thousand dollar used cars are right: cash money, what are the fuckin is one of those things that lets people know that you have been rich for ten minutes. Where the car they call it new money, not say that I'm fuckin uppercross they'd, see through me. Just by the way I talk The way SAM going Doin I dont, pronounced my jeez. I don't know I never took offence in class right when I go to bed. Their rich daughters who go to dance with their. I don't have a handkerchief put between my. And in her hand I don't know what to do that, so I they would see through me, but I can

money that just made you what you a fucking broke, my gut. What's that we know what you know it's the dumbest thing you could do with your cash money is to go and by a thirteen thousand dollar used car with it cash money. Overall? The lot? Now it's worth nine thousand cash money I just last week of cash body haters? you know one of my favorite dumb jokes of the year that I heard it because her there one yet What is a gay horsey It always makes me laugh why it just makes me laugh. Anyways us get to the question. Put you gotta watch that girl needy leaks, because there's not Fournier than watching a girl get punished in the head by another girl because its its brutal when a guy doesn't when a girl doesn't always sets a fair fight, any get to kind of see what in the back

psycho. Had you really want to see? You know it's ninety leaks, doing what is a man. You would love to do to some allowed mouth fuckin whore, who won't shudder, God, damn yap yet I'll, but you ve got to sit there and take it. Cause she's got a J K right, Many leagues is a superhero. For me. I put on ice watch that show I will sit through the dumb fight. I just hope with every episode I swear I have neither do I just have ever you know I kind of listen their walk in and out of the room, and I just wait for her to slap. The shit out of somebody is my fate. She grabs a hair and they they dont, not a fight. It's just the funniest pocket think she knows how to fight the like. I said she could kick my ass in her big fuckin guy heels and there isn't a guardian. She would talk to me as she did it like Ali and I wouldn't be a fuckin thing I could do about it, but that

it was hilarious. Just bought a car cash money, fuckin used, hey, is nobody's eight Nobody, I did, you say, nobody's eight knife, illigant douche right, let's get to the fuckin advice and all the bullshit this week. What have we got? What are we haven't? What am I a fifty minutes into this thing? right only. I would follow up a heartfelt story about play Carnegie Hall with Turkey, but some reality shows star. Weapons should, as some women's outlets, let's do some dilemmas for the week right, these are, these are actually getting more and more a. Lot of them with sexual or just disgusting, very sophomore exult, please try to expand these things because, like I said of yours, initially we're all incestuous than I was gonna. Do those and then it just became grow. Our stuff and section

You still got at this point. I have no problem but, like I want some but ones like this one. This is a great one. Is a dilemma. Would you rather give up? Football are so thanks. To that is. That is the hardest dilemma that have been presented with. I hate Aaron shoes sneakers without socks, I hate when you feel get hot and they start stick into the goddamn soul and every time we take a step party afoot comes up, and then its slaps backed out again, you ve forgotten. Shoes starts taking, so that's basically would you rather give quality of life or the sport, your love, and that would mean gotta football games in November or December. I M not wearing a socks

I think I might have to flip a coin on this one. I think I'd have to I'd, have to give up. When I give up football. Because I could watch all the other sports, that's the fuckin manliest of em off other than hockey. Oh, you fuck it can't. You know what do I gotta coin? I'm gonna go to the fuckin coin right now, I'm afflict the coin But a flip myself because I shouldn't get really listen to weeks are screened side up. I give up socks back but give up socks guy that would suck Greatly swill leg warmest she's as fuck brutal, a no software in football watch and jacket,

That's what I would be and I'd have stinky shoes, and that would affect the level of pussy I got or at the very least, a familiar fucker relationship. It would really make her consider cheating on me or just breaking up with me. Ok, how much money you make if you have stinky shoes? As you know, a woman's I'm gonna put up a debt for so long be that kind of flight could take off his fuckin. Shoes are right. You, son of a bitch. I was a good one I would you rather be caught cheating or catch your significant other cheating I'd rather be. Depends on what kind of relationship on it. If I want to get out of it, I'd rather catch them. Cheating. If I love the person, oh god would you. The break her heart or have your heart broken. You motherfuckers a good this week. Ah, I gotta go.

Elfish, I'm going selfish thought that I would- we'll be able to get over it, a woman can get over it. A guy can't not say it all whether we can't get over there. I kick it over the fact that somebody entered your fuckin body. What did I do? I just suck my dick it. Somebody did. I I don't know I like fuckin real, though why goodbye. Or a dull bar click. The grass. You're my father and I apologise for that. Happy. Impression. Yeah I'd much rather be catchy. I think it's more socially acceptable that I've cheated. I think there is more socially acceptable that the woman forgives you. I just don't think I just don't think it's.

A near. What's going on commodity and lay down here next to the wall, here's one for you, you came in during a nice dilemma. I don't have another microphone for you here The algae, oh gee, he's so here's one fear is a dilemma for you. Would you rather be caught, cheating or catcher significant other cheating? I see as a good one. I said I want selfish I'd rather be catch. You because I could never handle effect that someone else you know such a thing

I'd rather catch Eugenie. You rather catch me you're an angel work, as you know, at the girl. You know what that I'd, fuckin dump your s words. Why, when I just asked why, why would I rather yeah? I would rather be in that situation than be caught, cheating casual, an age, old you'd? Rather, you don't be a piece of shit exactly yeah you're, just a very human being than I am. I really either you're like other. You give me the green light, like that. I saw you wave and me around third base. I would you like the green line. You know what I every couple of years, but you know what you could be in the other room and if its animal, we will go on to fire. You I ain't. None of that. None of that gets. You know

here we go aright. He was. I just saw Goodwood I his one for it. Would you rather be fluent in all languages are master every musical instrument? Would you rather be able to talk to the world yeah, I think fluent? in all languages yea. I definitely davenant way of gold selfish, again yeah, I know you'd want eyebrows I'd, be a master of every musical instrument, and then I was prince. I would communicate through my instruments that I would get Bangladesh Pussy, I guess you can play the guitar fuck that didn't you, England, ass, you can get, you can get laid All all over the world, if you can play guitar, then if even Since then, I have you sing in a language, Edison, indifferent language like right now as much as you love me, with some french guy was out there,

with a guitar, a Gull frere Raw Jacques Chirac, Jack Door. May will you be fuckin looking out the window, I would and then Ivy League Bolgia, she would Bourgeois was set up at that. We just exposed ourselves for being surrounded by water over here in the Americas. We don't know unless you saying it, we don't know it just one more dilemma. I believe you, hasty s ever get sent to prison. Would you wait to get shanks or just hang yourself when you say that you know what I love. I loved.

They didn't even entertained the fact that I could somehow survive and there I think you could actually survive in there. I do at the end of anger so that if someone were to fuck with you, you would like you know, really met them up in front of everybody, thus gaining the respect. I think you'd. I wish they make everyone laugh. I wouldn't be afraid of the the area nation wanting to recruit. You hang on a second. First of all, you obviously have a watch any those national geographic behind prison walls, no but I did not say this. If, if I went, if I went to white collar prison, we get to play ping pong with Bernie made off. I think I could actually survive and that want, but I'll take. No, I actually every guy, that's the biggest was one is the biggest pocket fear going to jail and becoming somebody's bitch right,

that might give if they will already have. Even if they look at you feel you got me fuckin wrapped around your finger, see that, do what they do. When you finally tell him what you love of, then they throw it. You're fucking face finally show me: what does what is wrong with you? He was so cute five seconds ago now I just I want to wish you face into the rug, anyways. Ok, if I was in a white collar prison, I could survive that ok, the biggest fair we got like the image of the family feud. What is the biggest fear guy has in the end the guy goes. Raped and being somebody's present bets right. My present that data be number one answer. You wanna play what a press, let's play, mother fucker, and then we come up and see it by your wife's sucker member Reds Dick, ok, good ads are good at

carbon obscene, your wife? Second, your best where's that bad number to the noise of the one weirdo family. What ok, what is the number one fear Megan heavenly. Ok, ah can I say I guess he's not a good once having somebody borrower tool and not put it backward blocks You said they re like an adoption cigarettes, Mansfield, not being able to get I have not been able to get it up, get raped in present day in that I have listened ray. You haven't I feel sure that the waste be like high. The brutal attack, that being that guy

not being able to get it up not being able to provide for your family What else? Well, it's just. Do me: women, women, not fucking, now you'll get you viewed, marriage failing then, there's overlap, ones that you guys fear. I don't know. What's that turn this into some psychology thing, to do this and trying to be funny here. Are I don't? Let's get back to the thing you know some there's a question: if you guys this week, gimmick gimme your raw: let's do the family fuckin feud top ten, your top ten fears I wanna hear and then maybe we'll do it like a little survey and then I'll get so by that shoved them realise I'm not making any money on the progress. Bill. If you pasty s ever got sent to prison, which you wait to get shanks or just hang yourself in your cell. I couldn't

hang mice I couldn't kill myself I don't know what I would do. I would probably. I don't know what I would do. I would I would you know something I Would join the area nation, that's what I would do. I'd have to I'd have to focus, but I gotta do something Gotta be, I would call I would take I'd take. I take a look in the cafeteria take one of the plastic forks and conversely cigarette between my eyes, just like my Charles Mansion. She, if my head. I don't know and I went down. I would focus and I would just walk up seek island to all those fuckin. Do it's just try to be Again, these fuckin Jews your mother. Look at those God,

Important, though, that the Mexicans, whatever care I were, I would go, I would say over the top Racist shit about that's what I would do and then you can be it by everybody. Health. Yeah, but I'm already gonna get the ship kicked become on eighty come on, I'm a good shape, I'm exotic with my red hair. Only a little blue eyed pitcher there I'd have to do I have no, I have no doubt as exotic as grilled cheese and way out here. That's fucking hilarious those don't set off in another MIKE. I have watched those things. Prison. I merely become like some brazilian bitches walk at their like. You, don't think that other blue eyed white, guys in Britain, possibly with red, ready

guys. I have watched goes. Just sit over another MIKE. I have watched those things repeatedly. Those present things. I have seen anybody who looks like me. Occasionally I saw one ready at a dude. He was a little fucking, You know. Twelve euro kidney killed another like fuckin for your late. There was too young to kill things. I watched and he had really weird ears. Did it look like that somebody box disease, like like colleagues Lauer, he looked like the hawk boxes, ears, but they didn't become cauliflower. They just got dented on beer dented ears, so probably abuse long story short. He was a little red head, and so he went in there. You fuckin killed this kid and was self terrific. They sent him to a real person present and and and he's not big wavery a big boy, not not not the day care

he fuckin. He shaped his head machine. To you can't walk around. Look it's out. He Dougherty die who's. Gonna fuck me the as is it your turn? I his there's nothing. I can do. A b erases, the other you just get out. I will just have to do I gotta, following with somebody. You know, I can't pull off the. Down Homeboy shit. You know, I always wonder how I would do in women's prison. I don't think I do very well and I think they appreciate you know. Maybe clever, nerd like baby value. Would I wouldn't last day you would you? Would you, staring at a twice about fuckin? Eight minutes? Yes, Ro Manly, look and check who's, running shit and then her and then her bottom, which would get jealous

after you, you'd die when that grass might make fresh you fucking face. I pretty girl yet, but you you're a fucking psycho, though your fucking psycho rocard punch. You just have to commit to your promise. Just like me, you ve never crossed that fuckin line you you just need just never did you know his eagerness, never did so you're, so not fucking prepared and not to mention. I had had somebody one time we watch in the. U S see I've told us before in the park as we watch you have seen as just one. Guys, Saint Pierre, when these get just just physical specimen standing up through enhanced, kick in on the ground, Choky. Just no matter where you went xyz you never fucker weapon. This guy would fuck you up knees, elbows right, Scott them anything in Detroit, you'd fuck you up- and I was joking- go look these these guys. On re bubble, blocking that like that, Add to that level. Rape of yeah, that's the highest level belt you can get in martial arts is working on rape, and I was talking to this.

It is like now they still get a guy like that. I go. How goes the gang appointing they D put shit new food, they drug you food. If they really want to get you, they deal drugs and drug you, for I can't even tell you how deflated of a feeling I felt when they told me that even the champions of the? U have see if they wanted to, they could get to them? That's how fuckin hard core prisoners so What would I dont know what I would do not at all you know we'd have to do. We have to do something so crazy, unlike violent that they put us in solitary, do you know what I would do I would attack guard because that's what I would attack Ajar day ago, because they're, not gonna. Who were then I'm going to write me. They just gonna beat me up, I'll, take the bitter, but then even then, if I attacked a guard for half a second, they re like this crazy son of a bitch.

Now when I started making those little girl noises when I took my first Rodney King beating, This is what I was the one that I get my ass kicked. Then I'd get raped. When I came out capable no one is unreasonable. You know then I think we might end the podcast on that. I think I think we learn something today in this case. He world we live in people. You have to tell people you love them. You have to enjoy every day because nobody is unreasonable. So one of the harshest truths. That's that's what end. Your choice Do you realize that this is You know something that so far controlled sighted funny,

If we get it in such a happier than that, I actually told this really nice story about doing Carnegie Hall and how awesome was it. It was amazing. You got a standing ovation when you came out as well as when I told them it was fuckin, unbelievable greatest greatest. I can't talk about overrated back. I can't I overheard relationships. Do I really want to read this one with you his his? Can you come near the Michael, wanna, be a friggin professional when this unprofessional show your just sitting. Why Are you and wearing moccasins there? My slippers, moccasins moccasins,

oh yeah? You got in bloody new w height. I does you do have like one when we re sixteenth. What are you gonna Blackfeet near you get nothing. I got nothin on that. That was stupid. You know what why go fuck yourself here we go relationship so sure that can be good, but are they ever great every Mary guy I know reminisce about his days is a single man, Mary Guy, is worn single guys not to get interrelationships. They warn guys with girls, two, never under any circumstances get married. This is all true when you signal to do whatever the fuck you want, whatever you want without first get this close within first filtering decisions through the design of a check probably doesn't even know what she wants most of the time and is more of it

by the world view of sex in the city wow, this person sounds like a real prize. Job with this is true this is an all women, a lot of women, a fuck, it Eddie, it's just like ice when you say most guys, a fuckin idiot. I would actually and aren't most women for most people, fuckin idiots, Was it we're all ripple, but when we talk all I know is that no one is unreasonable. Contain ok I am as exotic is a girl cheese sandwich. I think that it might be an instant classic There was even tomato and say what was it. When the chicks get what they think they weren't they They usually still miserable that's house but most of them are not yet now stay ski. This asian, my school he's in my quite like this guy you never going to make them happy saliva try not constrained by relationship is where the greatest things of all time it's a man's world women need more women.

Need men more than men need women. Most men can thrive, I've alone. Most women can't easier. You could tell me Jack, he hasn't. He hasn't with women. No out of he's fucking Idiot is what he is always in his learning. I was this guy when you realise at some point, you're old women, no care What's he gonna grab one or just hang onto a drag him down with the most women ask any honest, bisexual girl and she ll, like you, tell you that she wants to end. With a man Jesus. This guy just keeps every time. He's gone as far as he's gonna go. He keeps going. I love him enjoy being single unless you're a total fuck it? failure of a man, you almost we'll be able to get a girlfriend. If you really want one realise we have your sick past, certain age duty. There's a certain amount of money have to be made before for that to continue to happen, and this list is a fucking sadness to that life that I can't even be

he had to describe realize what a blessing your freedom is never allowed desperation to put you in chains he's making some good points here. He g definitely has some issues with women is wise, but he's buddies does a lot of truth in that near there, enjoy dying alone. Asshole hey, hey, well, listen what this but basically, what you just said was that you're, a dumb girl why that's what he was attacking, what he means This is your: where is your world? Are we were almost out without an argument while by? Why am I dumb because he's attacking women whose world view comes from sex in the city? Ok, so somehow you got offended by the first of all. You want is attacking women, whose worldview is second to see how I think is he the tagging? All women look really. What is, I know he was just really say some women, which has been really just so now, you're right I'll, be right! Back! That's fucking! Look you know, now please mother, never hugged him. He's got issues. You must ask that our fault! What, if you don't,

regulated. This I've relate to this guy, I'm saying are as women, I'm speaking as women. Why are you to speak for yourself? You fuckin, delusional jackass, who elected you, you I'm sitting there and I want it united, say to represent our women's, I'm not representing all women's, but I think I can say with with with The way it that most smart women who see this would be like. Oh fuck, you, If you do she will have. Can I just make a comment about the whole married verses, unmarried? They, the grass, is always greener. On the other side, single people who are alone look at couples, and I beg you will twinge of like all that's nice. I wish I had some way to come home to night. That has my back no matter what that's what you're missing you short sighted moron is that you got somebody there with you. Who's gonna, take less her views, gonna love you and protects you and have your back

It's not just about like just to be what we got. It listen pays about in this world you in the way that I want to cause you're you're. Being me, this poor care, I can t make his disguise crying. I failed. Whatever fine go on this package is not about being mean taking shots of people can defend themselves that's exactly what it took a long enough to figure that out all right now, but does this there's a great truth in what he saying here? Is the love people just jump unaware ship jumper wish jumper relationship and it's like relationships, a fucking, difficult, yeah, ok, see you better pick the right person are you gonna be fucking miserable, so you are better off to be single and lonely rather than being in some shit. Just being

shit, you get somebody a fuckin make brownies with that's what he's try said arrival, but he didn't say that he ended up saying that most chicks are gonna be miserable anyway, and they all have the stupid worldwide that's robot, most women are gonna, be miserable and they never gonna be fuckin, happy, ok, basing them on. You know some you guys. Are we say a good man is hard to find that works both fuckin ways. I understand well, then, that this is what both wealth is mother fucker find the one yet so he's gone He's gone? Is data bunch lashing out at at at at everybody, because he can't seem to figure out how to make a relationship work and he can't find the value and the relationship also automatically it's not valuable. First volley person lashing out as you right now we're lost. Your temper is a guy here. He writes in he's. Looking for a little bit. The guidance we want some advice about when he got it he's fucking hilarious, Islets wrap this up. You're, alright, oh by the way,

Youtube Video the week. I actually forgot to send this to my guy speaking of a man's world. I just remember that if you want to see when the greatest fuckin oh yeah go, go see, would you please talk? MIKE. Ah, yes, oh yeah, oh yeah the sombre yellow? Oh geez? I want to do that. I want do the year I want. I wanted to do the yellow cover go on oh Yale, gonna ha g we'd have to pay for the rights of it. Some some crazy line. Hacker figure. Yes, do somebody somebody somebody do that all right, I'm gonna give you a clean version of oh Jesus that you could then fuck with in your Audio way right. Oh gee. Here. Do you need a longer one at one part, regos, oh I'll, give you a long away these practices

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