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Hey, what's goin on its bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, pod
what's goin on our years ago, area right right: let's do it lay still.
just when you think until you're sober you're realize you got more shifts at two in the morning. She got it knocked out your project tonight, oh yeah,.
oh yeah, I was sick, fuck and settle in watching my fuckin brought.
Play in the filthy, the
If he wants to Philadelphia fly, is broken.
Go up twelve seconds it.
it had passed and I put the brand new Bionic. He shoots haste broad.
Wonder nothin, and after that it was a shit. Show
I can fly or scored what the fuck. They were up like three two one.
Up three two one
last year games we, but we ve been down three three or not
play the capitals over the weekend. Right
We would do well on Saturday and on Monday we went down three goals
Both gains both games, the broad came back, they tied it up.
Right Saturday, night game, we went into overtime with capitals who are leading the eastern division or whatever fuckin division. We are in.
Right as we get to overtime, fuckin o vetch kid with
fuckin laser nobody in front just pure fuckin natural goddamn, russian ability just blasted the pop right past took a Rask gave me.
Right, dear friend, we still got a point that we
down three. Not right.
We talked about the park. Yes, I told your Frederick was gonna fight. Wilson, told you
You'd have to be a genius to figure that out
They did not write against too.
Glad that Wilson did not get any,
Punches in Cosette is a tough fuckin dude,
so without three. Not the Monday night came back to tied up in regulation.
When I head on,
The fuck scored, keeping
its Corelli because of the big defence, but six,
five day, fuckin scored and then
think my shown at the empty net. A win win. Five three. So tonight will end up one nothin next scene over down three two one plus
it gets a fuckin. Hatrack ties
I would like five seconds left three. Two three,
we go into overtime and they can
dead, Patrice Birds,
Puts it away, but two
point, so I got t know playing the capitals over the weekend. Seeds they shower look in as good as he's always looked at,
a ton of shit for not recited the guy, but we are a really really really fucking young team right now. Lottery
people on the team and they're all
play and great so
I kind of get I take. It worked out for everybody not really happy for char that he wants to
contender and he has
opportunity to one another cup or whatever, so you know the bronze get knocked out of the playoffs. I will be rooted for the capitals
and ass a data shower. That's what I'm gonna do so I'm settling in relaxing right
and he's got himself a little route bear. This is fucking crazy, as I get now, I'm all out of cigars
The humidor has been put away.
I will only smoke cigars, one invited out with friends: that's what I'm doing now,
take this afternoon, all this afternoon, it just
what happened. My wife took my beautiful little baby boy, who sits the best I swear to God. He stood by himself today on a couch. I freaked out
get scared him a little bit
standing there. Any kind of like always stand up. I think a little Betty was cheating a little bit leaning into my hip, based
would it not be sought about himself and I just yelled out I'm making its face?
Get out to us that only what the fuck was that so
Kronos dot. I'm sorry I of you Proteus Buddy.
Policies teething in everything, so the poor guy and I gotta scandal.
cool story:
My wife said to me cuz he was teething. She goes, she got any Jack Daniels or anything and I'm like I don't know what I got left. I'm drink. You don't forever
days by the way, the other day celebrated days no booze.
So I actually have a bottle
and Turkey bourbon that I had never opened called the Duke.
And
John Wayne Family is makes this bourbon
smells delicious. I didn't have any, but it was given to me as a gift when I did the man Delorean,
I Brendan waned John wanes grandson
and
If it to make us is one of the cruellest people have ever worked with ease the guy in the Bob Effect suit, whatever wherever STAR
this terminology supposed to say many Loring think so
It was pretty cool that my son, there
where's bows that I got
was from the lineage, the lineage of John Wayne. How fuckin cool is that vs STAR wars cause
was teething
you always money,
they made a face, and then he liked it and I was asleep eyes a chip above the old block
and then my wife goes come on over his fist.
Fred smells like bows. We cracking up
are even over. It works, but that was an old old school thing that
Mothers used to do back in the day when babies, with tea things, they put a little booze whisky on their guns, to try to number a little anyway. Why the fuck is this?
buck and air conditioning on Rina. Fuck knows I give up. I give up,
I give up with this work. I don't give up, I'm just gonna keep fixing because I'm not fucking leaving I'm not.
I'm not fucking leaving and that's it. You know
My wife is talking about possibly get in some furniture.
Some dumb shit, I'm just like. I know we're not we're, not came up,
tip had the same couches for like forty years. They just getting re upholstered right, I'm not doing this shit. Ok, this
in all the promises, like nine million fuckin, shows out there with it.
Stu and make overs everything is a fuckin make up when I was a kid,
No, they go.
When you bought a how she just fuckin moved in, and that was
your fiction is it broke, but you didn't come in like going like everything why why it just got
fuckin house so
I'm just gonna like felt good about just like you know, not what I'm not the one, I'm doin it really
I'm not doing it I'll do something else. You wanna go a little fuck vacation. Why we do that
Ok, but I'm not I'm, not I'm not getting into this. I'm buying a new living room set once a day
I'm not doing it right.
Stay out, we're gonna die, that's all
shit,
fuck it look at it.
So anyway, I get. The Celtic saw the background. I've been watching. Do that just enough I've
one fuckin thing I have enjoyed during all this fuckin crazy. This is
my ability to be home with my kids and then also watch sports and I'm gettin, a men too
My daughter's like it into the ruins
and she said, a c d c today when I drove her to school, and I almost fuckin crash the car I was like,
My god.
So the greatest things you have said.
so anyway. Yet we beat the warriors last night and
to start off the West Coast swing here. It's weird going on the West Coast are plain everybody, but the Fuckin Lakers very played them.
Lost the web, but play
and I've been watching a little bit of the Brooklyn Nets, end up in the pockets of watches, watching a ton of sports I'm really enjoy like James ART is one of the five most fun players to watch offensively scores.
Like when you watch you, my dear friends, might the funniest shit ever
He's the worst offender in the Fucking League and what I love is is he knows he stinks, so he tries to the point that other players on his team, where they should be- and it's just like- have you ever watched film of your fucking defense woohoo, the fucking, even tell anybody where they should be on Dick, so
tell another guys were disposed to be. Why he's like, given his guy, fifty foot fucking cushion his
events is basically, I think he said you know you. Ve got thirty five hour school forty, there you go on plus five gulf.
Fuck yourself,
Great Beard, don't you gotta give it up and he has a great old static nineteen seventies like.
Beard. You know what I mean: it's not like the ones the kids have today. What's all you know, it's like you know
They advocate fade and then the beard is faded in its all, like fuckin.
A major laser straight.
Scott dead old school like
just let it grow enough bucket Santa Claus. I like it. I approve ok, I
that goddamned beard I do not approve of his fuckin defence, but it is it's fucking hilarious to watch
I've never seen a guy
Superstar, I'm trying to think
the last time I saw a soup start that bad it's something would be shack with free throats.
where it was just. He sought dad I'm. He know we sought and he didn't give a shit.
An ever Charles Barkley Long time ago, set of Shack Data Files
A file shot, he would own every offensive record
At the end of his career
Cosette was their thing. It was like right. Well, we can't stop this guy, so they just file Phylum hack, a shack better. That way back in the day anyway,.
Now look now they're, both endless on the best fuckin basketball show out there. The one was a t t bs deity, whatever the hell. It is. That's that's how much fuckin time I am free time. I am do my first God, Damn show
in December
These parking lot shows, and I don't even think about stand up on my fucking act anymore.
And I gotta get it together because I'm going to be doing a benefit, show I'll have more details.
up in the next week, I'm gonna do workers zoom show it's gonna, be like,
ten bucks
it's gonna help some kid out who had a really really tragic event
the term, so we just put it together. So I can't say what it is. Yet
So, anyway, what else? What ourselves Joe Biden, ain't fucking around our Joe Biden, is not fucking around.
Did, I call it. I did. I call it he's already start and ship was fuckin. I read
nuclear weapon to prepare the paper. It's like, isn't that what the fuck we set about Iraq.
We went in there
found nothing and we ve yet to address it. We ve been there.
Twenty fucking years,
he's got weapons of mass destruction. We found
not
when a handful of corporations made a ton of fuckin money and we are still fucking there and
This forgetful, Freddy Guy, is going in there and he's already start shit. What the month is. One thing I don't understand,
we are allowed to have the bomb right.
But other countries can have it cause. We say so.
that doesn't sound right to me,
we're having to fight you have brass knuckles. I should be able at breast milk like what are we doing here?
Is this fisticuffs? Is it a knife? Fight gunfire? Are you gonna nuclear warhead will shed are. Evidently we need one of those two now not fair,
The responsibility like we can
Fuck you, I have no idea, I dont understand why they can't have it.
Doesn't everybody basically fuckin knows if you use it, it's the end of the war that that's the dumbest thing ever it really. Is it sort of
it's, I would say it's sort of the I'm trying to think of a good.
Do you know what it's it's, it's the weapon version of the blue gaddi.
Which is the ugliest Superbissima live? It looks like a fuckin asshole.
but your lower down to the ground. I just don't get that car. I know its super fast
but a million dollars for that fucking piece of shit one.
speed bump and you do. Two hundred grand worth of damage
if you on their car, you never take it to the track. You're, a fucking jerk off in
They deserve the gold digging whore that you for
Attract with that think there I said: ok, I'm done
a right of setting up a pocket dangerous here
it never be as dangerous Chrissy taken.
I do not really have nothing to fuck. You talk about right now, I'm not on the road. I got no fuckin story said now. My wife has made a twitter gossip.
creasy
It was that it was the most expensive thing. You very Eve eaten that you thought sucked.
She's, like one type John and I were at a restaurant in the waiter, recommended a nice cabernet. We get the bill and it was thirteen thousand dollars. How do you casually recommend that wine.
we'd, even finish it in it, and it had been cleared.
To all these, people just is like fucking tone, deaf to gag gag
guy owes but did ship,
Why are people upset that she can afford to have? A thirteen thousand dollar bottle want go far
She made.
All these other people getting to finance like totally tone deaf, as I sit here,
My own struggles wearing shit that was made in a sweat shop by people. I could give a fuck about. I want to get offended by Creasy
Can t get in your goddamn? Thirty thousand l a bottle, Cabernet shot out too that waiter,
they re blind.
I'll, take twenty percent on this. What is that.
Twenty percent on that is like fuckin, twenty, twenty six on a box right. They do that right,
Thirteen times to twenty six, I throw couples errors that Vietnam say twenty six out of bucks, while twenty percent more than I do that twenty percent
Yeah! That's right! Maybe two hundred on the grand two grand on ten
And then, in those six out of buck twice external bucks there did that public schools
We need to get back to the public schools anyway
Look at tat time taken until the rack I got. The Fuckin Celtics came out of the background, love in life.
Of life as much as I can write down
Fuck. Are we doubted Sacramento, fifty nine, fifty five,
ties go into the light. He had the bourgeois levels, tall white, guys from FUCK in Europe.
They don't bang underneath all ties does.
The usual Freddy, usually kind of fragile, too big white guys, you know, but they fucking they like nine feet. Tall naked, dig ahead, hit three points,
Tony back in the day. Time sets about fifty nine
fifty seven this
The third quarter.
second minuscule nice floor when they
but the blue and black elected and watch hoop and fuckin forever.
I think of anybody scores over forty points in the NBA thought the automatically become a laker that other
Works are much stupidly. It's fun off to fund gave to watch ploughing
this is a virus. After just saying that do what the fuck they got some. What is it that
german crash. They have their looks like some Fuckin Nazi shit centre.
What are the kings.
What is low and browse sponsor them sums goin out, Sir
A mental kings, when did they, whether their mascot become like a lion.
All right all freckles is but is back in therapy.
and I actually had a really productive therapy session today. Right kind of learn,
Please tell me that you're carrying around a lot of shit, it's killing you like out. Yet
Well, how do you let go of that stuff.
The persons trying to teach me how to let go of ship be Fatima
there is, if I learned how to do that. I just became this really nice person right,
Then all you guys left me kiss, you didn't think I was funny anymore because I didn't have the anger and you like a man he fucking blew. It had the whole career being this pissed off Orange Paul man and he got a happy in that it all went away right. Then you guys count me out and then come back with my clean Christian ACT and I start don't fucking arenas across the land. I start doing mega churches and you know what I'd probably make even more money.
You know the all kinds of fucking women throwing their Jesus panties at me in shit. You know
is Amanda million ways to skin a cat right. You go clean, you can go puppets and go puppets and clean and go puppets and dirty. You can go puppets and magic. He can go magic and dirty, go magic, clean right and go topic illegal political. You can.
stories. It's a fucking million ways to stand up their forgot them, our energy,
in a segment of the fuckin population. You know.
you'd gone twitter and talk about how you drank a thirteen thousand dollar butter. A bottle of cabinet, I gotta say, said:
Like everybody's, going after her, what about the fuckin waiter.
slip and that it could you get caught. Your husband's got a bunch of Grammy's Euro.
You just slip in thirteen thousand dollar bottle of cabernet. I don't know.
By a thirteenth out, Cabernet side thought that, like
which is regular people. Why.
You know I would still like those super expensive- did just type
three ways ahead.
no jail and brown and fuckin Jason Tatum are the best one to punch. They say in high school and think since Larry Bird and Kevin Mikhail there. It is therefore contain I'm telling you.
I'm telling you I was running this team. I would trade.
the Walker, and I would get a fuckin big man, because those two kids can run the back court.
Then I know this because I just started watching the NBA get that's what I would do
that's what I would do, having never even coached a fuckin third
great basketball team. That is exactly what I would
so I think the Chrissy taken thank the day. The real
we do. That story is what stuff
the fact is that way to get off put
thirteen thousand dollar bottle of wine and the fuckin table.
not tell any the one of them about.
I find that more shocking than the than the fact that they were drinking thirteen thousand dollar bottle of wine. I would think I would die.
with all the Grammy's out talented her
isn't cheese, a fuckin supermodel, I would think they are hot tub- is filled with that shit right.
Can a fuckin answers. I love these fuckin asshole to take the time to get offended by a fuckin, goddamn tweet once you when you grow up right.
You got a place to live
flip for switching you got here?
flip another. When you got see. Do you get it?
that's great tv, but then shut. The fuck up here did doing better than the fuckin.
Probably some seventy percent of people, the world you do about it.
Do you think if you believe in God, what God thinks of american prayers.
Lord Jesus. If you can hear me, I'm trying to lose weight, will these bacon double cheeseburgers, banjos fuckin kill me man.
Eventually quicksilver our prayers. You have to
the people were really struggling in some countries
they're dead, sits on oil and all of a sudden and other countries. Bottom right.
Are they fucking there in the middle of some genocide, God damn shit Ella, whatever the elder involved in.
like real prayers and then he's he's. Gotta, listen us
he's got let that last pair of Jordan once be there in my size tomorrow. Please can.
Please make that happen for me,
Meanwhile, he was just listening. The person who had to make those Jordan once who may
like fucking three dollars a month:
Please God, when I try to jump out of this sweatshop tomorrow, can you please make the net be weak enough that it doesn't break?
fall and actually hit the ground and I just die. Can you do that? For me? Sorry.
I feel a little tone, deaf, so little tone deaf shut. The fuck up book pointed babies, you go I'm not talking about
point. Ok, I'm just having a good time. I get a basketball game on. I just finished a fuckin root beer.
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Eric.
Well. I want to watch the rest of this Celtics game here, and I think I don't. I don't know what you guys doing. What is it out
the next Thursday, its payday.
I feel so fucking bad for fucking young people right now how long this has been going on like
I just realized. You know I guess. Technically, in a month, I've been doing stand up comedy for
twenty nine years, but I you know I kind of it.
for twenty eight years, and then this should happen.
The sad is that is to me that I didn't get to do what I love to do this
He felt explore what the fuck you throw it out
bout.
You know it's just stand of comedy and I'm an old man right. I feel so bad for young people would like
I just remember when you get to be a certain age, you,
college or maybe did go to college, had an apartment and he had like a decent car. You know
and he had a waste length. Leather jacket I mean the world was yours and you go
the local falcon bar. You know you,
a couple of fucking, you know, got an ice cold, fuckin beer right from the table
those big goddamn glasses, you know,
was no over back. Then you drove you took a chance. I
such a few of those down. You know you talk to the chair.
With the biggest fuckin here in the place, just a big giant fuckin. You know why
can in they like. She was some sort of Sun God.
Watch genes, mustard, colored pumps, the fuckin eighties,
At least six people in their blow
you go in there with the eleven jacket.
And just say: I'm only gonna do a couple aligns right. Fuck, I'm talking about.
Your bed like that party. A life
It's done now. They probably don't you go out anymore. He waited seven app.
You know I just links you to somebody who want thinks the same way. You do.
Is into the same shit you are, then you guys just show up and bang, and then you leave is that how it works and a fucking do
kid should be out, haven't a good God, damn type, not now me get the fuckin vaccine first,
You know there actually, anticipating cause this weekend- is super bowl Sunday that this guy,
people are just gonna have parties anyway, fuckin selfish cuts, son believable.
I mean people are still dying, but if I don't know people don't give a shit, they don't give a shit, but you know what they give a shit about. Somebody tweeting that they had a thirteen thousand dollars bottle of wine, those
I feel so bad for John Legend increase
taken it. You know they went
they try to have a nice dinner at some toxic
I'm sure the waiter was white and a male took.
Fourteen thousand dollar bottle of wine and put it on the table of people of color.
I know she's a person of color sheet least as attempt everybody's a person
compared to how fuckin way I'm ok, I think they are the
Terms and I feel, like the rest,
I oppose them an apology
not the other way around. I write,
the congratulations to both of them that they have attained of Vienna.
we both bottom came for nothin bright. They both fuckin work their way to where they are now.
You don't you gotta, get tell you so much as people going to encourage an oligarchy. You can still, but it's it's a cool oligarchy,
That's some asshole like me, can fuckin
tell shouldn't dick jokes.
The next thing you know he's doing a podcast he's got a flat screen tv watching the Celtics. You know.
Anybody committee should be inspired by the fact that they are
that thing. If you re mad about anything, you should be mandatory. Fuckin waiter that slipped at thirteen thousand dollar bottle of wine or they fuckin table. They came out to have fish and chips and they
guy could smell. The Grammy saw the table any fuckin, nobody dared eating him. A good bottle y know
Jesus, the automatic is up on picks out right now I gotta go. Do semantic say it never. Rents are right that sit, ok, hopeless. This package was
tone? Deaf?
I have a great. We can you counts. Let's go. Let's go Brady. Let's go
You know Tom Brady as men in the Superbowl every other year since twenty fourteen
That's one fourteen than the Broncos than the pats than the eagles than the pats than achieves an entire baby.
And they they gonna, get him.
they can just established abroad gay, but keep that I power beds.
At last, they get a shot, that's it
I will talk to you guys on Monday. Ok
just keep your dreams and the clouds in your feet on the ground and I'll talk to you right now is to the superbowl segment from anything better. My new podcast with poverty, we're going to be joined by the guys from the sports gambling park, has to make our pics
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You know fight promo, and I get here in your voice the excitement about
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money on tales. Once in the coin toss I usually go tales and went on.
I put a stupid amount of money on it, but as a gay aids, fifty fifty and I hit it
and also who's gonna score. First, are those
Those are the only ones I never did arm. I never did like national anthem length or anything like that, but can I
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the people in our fan draft wager and the like. Now monkey no fight, that's all around with what about you bill, any any crazy action on this super bowl or in the past, not Superbowl that I went to the masters with poverty in twenty ten,
and we set what we said on the fifty top. Yes, we did. We wait
for him to come through you just sit near Draken bears an
There was turtles on these
talks on this water hazard and we were Benton which, once we're gonna go. First
We got so much money going on at that people around us with like listening, and I had to be easiest system. He wasn't paying attention. I just picked it the turtle with the dry shell. He was like
Sizes in shadow, my thousands of dried out alone
though the handicap like the dry jail that turtle is, do look it up.
hydrated used to go for a dip while there
Well before I figured it out and he started picking the dry,
give me on those for sure that was my worst sharp turtle racing action. I like that some turtle inside of that was my worst super bowl prop bet
a game. I guess some guy hit me up he's like dude
the guy. I got inside Tipp. The puppy ball is already. It already happened. They already taped it team
dominates and I
Ok, this is an inside tip. I gotta take advantage, so I better shit that money on team fluff thinking that they owe the games already happen. This is easy money and then I want to live in a they just get destroyed.
Their screaming at the poppies? What do you do it? You don't know how to cover spread. This is humiliating its
it's it's horrible losing money on.
Animal related, perhaps for the zoo
it's funny. You said that my dad got a tip enough in the in the seventies. Somebody just
told him of goes this horse
taken in it Yonkers Race Way and the horse didn't
now only inside too, because every year more a system they think like all I gotta figure it out. I know a guy, I mean
what we had the we're. The guy does Arabia sideline reporting for the box trying to get him to leak out the information on what
possible, Gatorade color. We could be seen bill any
that's all I wanna Gator, a color for the civil law is the first thing I think, but then I'm takin like because it such
the game. They gonna want mojo, yet
we're gonna want, like team collar saw considering
tap a bay. Does it make a pewter? I mean pewter, colored gate arrayed.
I want to say red:
I think, it's gonna be blue? I'm gonna go with blue.
I'm going heads.
I'm saying Leonard for net scores, first,
Oh nice yeah figures.
I wish to fuck and run a game to keep them that high powered outfits off the field
What else did I say I was gonna bet,
What's the over under I'd, taken tamper, you're gonna get three
your big Brady guy? Is it weird rooting for tolerating the Superbowl? Now that he's a plane for the boxes, it can be a little bitter, sweet him, possibly given his seven, not wearing
How do I get it? I got all the pets friends. I know it go to watch an Apache, Kronk Z.
We even Antonio government will fuckin site. Do we want
We would like
the next three in a row,
I know that as it may. I love the guy. Do we want?
we weren't shit before worry, cable, Bledsoe and in parcels.
They put us on the map and Roger Roger craft. It ok,
that's an estate, but he came and do we had zero championships
has it not pages friend, it's tough, the watch, because, finally, one year the patriots aren't good they're, not the players, and now patriots fans find this other route. I think it's the Superbowl emotionally and they're, not even though not even to be hurt when he wins they're, ready to dump the gateway their thereby and in on the box, and I learned at peace of mind
as the as sports fan. You dont ruled against anybody else. It's such a fucking waste
of energy to even like,
hate your rival, to the point. If you lose to them it ruins your day. You start asked
grouchy around your wife.
you really should honour watching real housewives. At that point, like say what you want about. How does this is, but it doesn't affect my fuckin mood
I made my scenario. Codes are doing. Well, I know you're you're you're basically describe my life is the Eagles lost.
The cowboys must win game and we'd render the cabin for Christmas is supposed to be a nice. They caisson she's like why you ruining the vacation and, like I didn't, ruining, tell Petersen ruin this vacating jail and heard through in this. They cases she goes. You need to go on a long walk and I'm just go on this long, walk thinking to how much money is spent as the occasion and how its ruin- and, in fact the eagles
twenty about eagles beds. Is they always bring up that they beat us in the Superbowl? I don't have the heart to tell him that
We want the one right before you and then right after you, I barely remembered the game,
should he gave to buy a prisoner
Tom Grey.
Ready one in fourteen sir,
steam. Eighteen,
and always with the boxes he's one every other year since twenty forty, it's gonna get, creates Bronco
patriots, Eagles Patriots Chiefs,
it then you do not to say it's. Gonna go Brady, Broncos, Brady, Eagles Brady Chiefs, I'm open
Although I do love, I do
my Hobbs
yeah my lungs, I really like moms and I've heard you talk about this. We even have a sound drop of you. Go off on shall back in the day, is furnished room for he's so awesome, but the way the commentators kind of slobber all over my guy, they lie wash em. It's like a fuckin. Three I'd know what pass it's like three eyes. I hope
but when I first started selling a bit like. I hope you are preserved
Do you want just like? Do you don't need to sell this guy this hard he's the real deal
now. I know how badly MIKE you sell me fuckin kid MC now.
Paul. I know you're you're on the cheese for the game had he had a kind of sea had shaken out as far as games
why's that they can be thrown allied, trying to get the running aim going a little bit. How do you see
their path to victory
What you know I was just tell him bill before before this segment. I was talent bill that the way the books
behaving with media day.
Are acting like they haven't been there before. I've noticed the pictures in the pauses and I'm seeing a little bit of a lay low from the chiefs, but once
that I stick with an umbrella.
I did this when we went to the Red River rivalry, and we were
it's the Yom since it
Bangles Jackson, Jacksonville Jaguars Game on the road here is terrorism.
hiding Tipp, but it's hard because you need to be at the game
This is what happens.
down low before the game.
Get their early and watch the
aims come out because dude we bet
big money on Texas right
Oklahoma ran out of the tunnel and age.
Start. Looking a Texas gone
It just new immediately all it's fucking over Oklahoma not only wanted it like big day and I'm gone, it's fucking overdue saint. Then we were standing there quietly.
Cited
and they were with taxes and then all go home. I came out and they would just get in their grills. And then we were just watching adverse he's. Late leads only Gus, looking pretty confident
literally means that my handicapping strategy at the horse track. I want to see the horses walk around the padding, see who looks like they ve been there before say. I can accept that unit, one a mean jockey. Had I look good
may this jockey. I think that export works too
so the question, I think, from
I think everything is Travis Kelsey because I had Travis calcium, my fantasy league. The guy gets,
the ten catches every game and even if you
the thing is going to be focused on on Tiree kill Emma homes. I think so
I think Kelsey is somebody has to be open. Somebody has to be single covered, I think Travis.
she is going to have a monster game. I think Travis cause he's gonna score. First, think it's gonna
you like a seven to ten yard in the red zone. Touchdown. I think that
I recall, is the main threat and I still think if
arms gets the boy out early because the bucks defences flyin right now. So
think that Andy Reid knows that I think he's got to get it out early. I think Tyreek Hill will have some big plays, but I think the guy you got to go to the moose. You got to go to the fucking.
Gotta go to calcium all night long he's had an insane year. I kind of agree with you. I think they see the Tipp of a pass for us there down a couple of fence of Lyman they're going to want to get the ball out, quick and any red not afraid to throw a bunch of passes a mean up,
from a homes is over under four attempts is set at like forty one something crazy, so I think there
be thrown down and I read the tea leaves right
What is the greatest show on turf and they won the year before another planet, Tom Brady
he's gonna take.
these guidelines? Does the man have to do it?
I don't really goes beat us some last decade. I can't really remember one Sunday was like fifty eight to sixty three assumptions: God you you re,
Lena football. Would you not better gets this man
listen. Do you guys think? Because I noticed this- and I know you are egos fan- do you think some
Esther came off the fan, bases, fastball
little did you notice that when a team doesn't win for a while and then
Finally, when the fans kind of
It's like a wrapper. Second album like
they're just not as once you get the fuck it once you get the prize. Firstly, whenever so hungry, yes, you're, so
If the person by talk to and eagles fan, who is like a man who still live off that other one- and I might do you used to be a rabbit lunatic at now.
he's like a good girl, everyone they were ruined with the european ship. Like you, I am as sportsmen.
I just saw in the last twenty fourteen years, and so if we ran the table with poor teams, New York's guy, like fifty eight fuckin teams, they ve never
the table one every single championship: jeopardy for sports
What am I going to do about it?
no way to sustain it. I told him
enjoyed it. I got all the dumb hats.
so now. What am I going to do? I'm in a route against the chiefs to become a dynasty? I hope they do. My money doesn't, but I'm not going to be mad at them with the Fucking Eagles win it again. I don't give a shit, I don't
I will give a some point for someone to address. What is still
pilots, shit, GM or say, is a hypocritical steaming. Pilots shit any runs a bitch ass fuckin organization. That's all I need.
I love you got the grubs, you hold the gradual hold onto cos.
I can meet head sports fans.
Actually
He ran a successful smear campaign. They really did. I mean it was all
a pile feeling himself
meticulously, while in the most annoying bar was, he turned every in New England Sports fan all of a sudden the sum
Physicists with like ideal gas laws, guys come out of the woodwork you out on us now, as you can see it s prevent proved
There was actually a disadvantage and they buried the story
really you fuckin asshole. Don't talk about how that guy tanked a whole fuckin half a season ticket? Andrew luck?
may I forgot tat when they pumped in the noise he sat in the competition committee
now I underline the guy's receivers: fucking illegal, uninstall, a rapid and won the Superbowl we didn't bridge
now it looks like back back into Europe. Hanging out. Some are still not to get a fucking job world start this guy's a prop up a lunatic with a debt mistress. Nobody such shit. What end
Does it go out into the bank will have a single craft with single?
you got a jerk off course. You don't you gotta get the alligators you get broken out because you gonna do gotta eat, bore city, there's nothing to do there.
Now, the right side lobby meet the man who is outraged over robber draft going around the table. J Monitor, relax before the game get him aside. Ass, the boss movie did a right before they get it. I'm just glad that Fuckin video to come out- and I wanted to see that let a man a joint, let the managing the twilight of his his wife rest. Her soul passed away. Two guys go into a fucking joint to get a little. Relaxation only got the man s money, he's helping out the little guy stimulating the economy. They tried to turn it in some figures. Story like this. Is such trade in there to bring these women and then turned out. It was just some someone
From your notice, how happy could doubt looks Gaza Pats on it? It ran an ear to ear and every fuckin stadium.
Mad, he is always such I can't. I don't know why we read to him. I don't know what the fuck we didn't know about. That fucking he's got one he's got one for
ass man, he is, does ever harder for the Patriots, Arizona, isn't a patriot. Sometimes it's all find a watch,
Did someone sounded, don't like the true
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three sixty MA homes threatened.
But if I passing yards ongoing more there again, I think, even if the box, when the game, I think he's gonna, be thrown a ton, Brady
three and a half ongoing less and again,
I think it just more they're gonna run the ball. I don't see him tossing a ton Paul. What are you more or less on radium arms? I think
Holmes, I think he's gonna throw less yeah
under three numbered. What is it three? Thirty six,
thirty, three and a half year. I think he's gonna
the lesson that I could see a throne for, like thirty fifteen, you know
Two. Ninety five somethin like that, because a box defences, I think the bucks defence is good enough to to stop them from thrown over
for that number
NL the number. That's really fuckin, you know how hard it is. The brain
that's right around
right around the number that I would say by ominous, say Brady under two omit to say under both of those
yeah. It's interesting ideas is only our bang or their cause. I mean, I think both teams might look to get the running backs going up, and these are big piece, big numbers. They re monitoring body.
from three hundred yards in a super ball is fuckin. You know those-
just like it's kind of disrespectful to just be a guy he's gonna, throw for three fifty, I say under both of those
yeah. It's interesting ambrady, of course, through four five fifteen in a losing actually gonna vp that european citizens against the eagle. So he certainly as it in undertaking was in a dome. I don't I,
It's gonna be a little bit more defensive, we'll weren't. You understand that that was
home.
How windy is it outside that they got a silent over a thousand side. I drop by fifty air conditioner behind your man, Basal cross when on the bed
sorry, but I ain't addressed me: why do you think that Kansas City is gonna? Try to get their running gave gone because
I think there's a version of this where they they tried to get q and everyone thinks they're gonna drop back and brought about forty fifty times and if they can
they control this game early. Would
possible Brady, only three points in all of his super balls in the first quarter, which is an amazing stat, so
begging gets directive is that it has nothing to do with this year is on a different team with completely different. I hate people ties of our modern same ready for the next four days, I'm all in I'd. I've taken my medicine Ambrady. I think he goes over. I think that's the easier one pink and white area with Mohamed Grandmama go under a manner
bill. What are you are you? Are you undermine homes over Brady.
I'm over on both above all, right all right, but I just think that the way the game is played today, it's just like I'm: u control out! You can one hundred fifty yards in a first class two minutes with prevent defects,
the middle, the failed above above they just
and this is so many this, so many rules that are pro
office boy into it is in the conference championship, especially that Green Bay Tamper Bay game. They really let them play for most of the game. Carnival
flag. There early it'll be interesting to see if they can put away the the
the flags we did some deep dive stuff on the raft is
but he does lay more to letting implies that I'll be interesting to see how that checks out of their call a tighter fairly with their let no check a little bit in the defence of back field. Here's another you addressed, though, is that help
helma thing like run
max and wide receivers. Anytime, there's gonna be contact, they lower. They had their way, so Celtic where's the guy supposed to hit him so
I would have a rule there like if you're running back like this, it's almost
with hockey? If it's not about that,
passport you can tell a story doesn't,
as for your accepting the risk of a fuckin concussion, and I will
I could see them put every announcer through a combine where they forced them to run full speed made at ok, try to tackle this target, but I'm gonna move it at the last second, so yeah I mean I'm with you. I will probably going to see a guard
its purse. I do think we might see a garbage personal valve, maybe roughing the past or, and this one just cause of
its it seems to be the thing everyone's hyper focused on while Bray get rough. In the passage like, I can't see that rapid and not in the supernatural Ryan,
a cry of Jesus Christ. Fucking
Besides, you got your rank, quit you cry and others
Therefore, you suggesting that star players give favourable calls. Not
it? Certainly not the NBA rare, whether Falcon
Through the NBA, I would say the other day, I've just come to accept the fact that eighty percent of the good players in the NBA at some point it gonna play for the Lakers
It's so annoying this thing. Anyone a league anymore! It's like! Let's watch all the fuckin athletes beat up the matting, every other gate format, Nude scared like a game or does it just like these? Are my friends? Are gonna play with them now
You can be friends of guys but come on. Let's keep these small markets engine
stand by what else setting it up to the stars. Just can't decide to leave like the missing out on the political man. I think that they're gonna be all right. I think that our foot the bill,
when nets, and that too is hard and that's the ugliest Fuckin Jersey logo. I've ever seen in my life with the parentheses with Brooklyn Big
then the name of the team, because they still think it's fucking cool to be in fucking will have you been a Williamsburg? Do you guys could walk around ways, but with this falls a cash and nothing would happen to you and the other and then they're fucking plain Brooklet, we're Brooklyn, which shut the fuck up? Look, it's not a fucking dump
big or small brookland. It's kind of change. The law that it is amazing now to me that you could you
to take another NBA franchise and drop it into the fan base of New York Knicks, and they would all just walk away like I was juggling
I'm trying to think of a world where and envy
the franchise more to like Worcester Massachusetts or Falcon.
Edinburgh or Providence, and then everybody that guy, you know it fought the Celtics at the house.
Whereas we are still working on it. We got this journey
this day.
Is another more or less mixing up here we got Leonard for net is more or less is fifty five and a half rushing yards and entirely kill receiving yards more or less ninety, nine and a half ago, unless untiring kill. I think they are going to focus a little
Kelsey. They played a ton of single high safety, the first game he'll. Let him up, I think they're going to adjust their so, I think less of the receiving yards- and I think letter format has a pretty decent game. I'm going more,
over essentially I'm fifty five and a half rushing yards version where you out with these two fuck man. Those numbers are perfect
the numbers are private eye
Wanna, say: Tiree kills gonna be under a hundred yards. I think I think
she's, the one like I said before: that's gonna have the yard, and so I would say under for ill and for net fifty five is approved.
Number I'm gonna say on.
I meant to say under ominously
Did I got under for all four
Kramer year. I know you're, leaning, Ronald Jones Angle for the box way outlets for National IPCC Lane. I thought he was hurt. Yeah he's he's now I mean these health, very the he hasn't had a setback in this is one of those things where I ve gotta take a stab lot, the public and
the betting you'll? If you look at the numbers for nets, totally are much higher than Ronald Jones. I mean the Jones Camps ominous, take under four net as far as hill as
Much as I don't think he's gonna have a massive game if he has half the game, he had last time you going over by twenty plus yard, so I would say I'm to go over four hell, just good, it's terrifying taken under with that man and I'm gonna.
Under also
four Leonard. For now
bill where you out with these two retiree kill entirely kill, is so good. If you keep into a hundred twenty yards that shutting that man down yeah
although these ninety nine yards would be like, if, if he got hurt, which I dont want to see them
there was the diversities point earlier about you. No kind of trash talkin acted like we ve been there before Scotty Miller, the Tipp of a box of saying that he was faster than tiree kill, which was just stay hilarious. All time do look like you say that you know what that is. That's what happens when you have a player coach walk around the fucking Congo. Have you
applying to be their friends.
Bruce era sidelines, has been a great story like he wears the radio thing like a bandolier across his shoulder and he's always got some funky had he's, got the welding mask human red or just so interesting a watch so
Therefore, now what were you saying on that over under bill? I do know right for think these be split in time with Ronald Jones I would say under but like. I think that they just gonna be feeding him in trying to wear down Kansas City defensive line early
because it's all right, it's all about time of possession. If you gotta be Kansas City chief. She just that you gotta have the falcon ball and keep them on the sidelines, as I got too many weapons. But I think that
events is very beautiful. I think they have a good defence and other gave a great difference. I think TAT has a better defence than them.
They need to get the ball, go inside. Think they're gonna be feeding this guy
So I say he goes over you.
Fuck me soprano Jones also plays an they sort of way
Jones is interesting. Jaime I need a, but a hundred yards are foreign at that
And that is why I mean you can probably find that on monkey, no fighting a prop about letter for
hidden a hundred yards, or maybe the lights on that I'll, take it run
you didn't yards like that's a fun way cuz. He said the line at the game. The line of the game stayed at three right. The line to not change or is it? Is it three hundred yet
hold me three there's like they're moving at a little bit with the Jews, but its basic,
the Kansas City, minus three may be minus one can only sounds like it would be three and a half, but there's so much liability on the buccaneers futures because of those people who bear the box and Serious Tom Brady went there so
it doesn't look like it's gonna move to three and a half and is also all the Brady Fanboys like me, who just gonna to one
I took my where it is
It's it's weird to see the chiefs, not be the public side, because they have that high power.
Hence much big names within Europe. Obviously, you're going against Brady an
You know crazy Superbowl record gone for seven. This is another monkey nigh fight game. They got picked three you pig three of these you win. Sixty wants a plus six on a military sickly parlors. Yes, your but you're just parlay in these player, props and
These wrongs happened have spread so your basically picking one or the other with the spread. First part
Africa, homes passing yards or Tom Brady, plus thirty and a half again on leaning on my homes, big yardage game thrown the ball travel
Kelsey or Tiree kill, but Tiree killed is getting one and a half on the rest.
options I
don't think Kelsey is going to be the guy come Sunday, although you're getting your getting a free and one slash two reception with Tyreek Hill. What does that mean? What does that mean three and a half with it with the reception so basically like? If Chelsea had ten catches but Tyreek Hill at nine Tyreek Hill and Wayne because
bread is one and a half so essentially would be ten and a half a while. Yet that's it unites, get wild yeah.
This already just over here? This is why our group we take Kalsaken Kelsey, just gonna, run shorter roots. He's gonna be right. There is a bigger target. Everybody in the world's gonna be trying to stop Tiree, kill, he's gonna, get his catches and he's gonna get his yards, but I don't think
he's gonna were yet
and then the latter have more yards with less catches, because he does you know you know not
Nobody is talking about special teams. I have a feeling that not enough there's a problem with this. I gotta fill in that direction.
The city chief kid,
part line or whatever the kid that fumbled one or whatever he fumbled on the thing, and then they scored and then
came back and he got his head together. I was feeling that kids going to have a big play on special teams. Can I bet that anywhere or no defensive or special teams touchdown, I think he's twenty one for the Chiefs,
I'll taste on mad and though I mean those
the kind of like fun, random, bad selvages grave for the Superbowl. I also you guys like this one. I have a often of Lyon, men to score touchdown, add like tat
five the one I could see the cheek at any rate, move yeah. Exactly that's why I like that bet,
it's it's for an interesting. It had offered sublime in spite the ball good. Someone on the right side, because they're not gonna, leave a blind on the other side.
that is true, and I in our rammers boys, their business
miss about their tackles by? I think rammers is filling. I left ass. I M concerned us. Can you say
That does a site have every for every bet, yummy,
mug. You know
I do have a ton of these these player props, but yeah. You
there. You gotta, find a guy for some of these there a little there little beaten path, last one here- God when receiving yards or MIKE Evans receiving yards.
Mike Evans is getting twelve and a half yards against crews. Godwin
Evans might be the guy over Godwin are for.
this game, it's kind of interesting. They go back and forth God when at a huge game against Green Bay, but I think Evans might have the bigger game comes
Super bowl Paul where you, with the with these these last three dude.
I mean this.
I can wholeheartedly the box when this game, my given
it's gonna, be a huge part of it. It's you could just see
now unfolding when you watch them. We too weak and chemistry's Gatwick. Brady Ambrady loves him. You know, but
fifteen your lines towards in the red zone. He loves go into him
Definitely I would take Evans over over Godwin in that one for sure
I was a reaction on not I killer that number seventeen whose another seventeen on the chief Recall heart like that.
It's all about it right now that special
It is clear that I think is gonna yeah you might be able to find they have a ton of like play
player match up some sure they have one for him. The spreads, probably gonna, be pretty big on now and I'm sure Hartman's get. Unlike what do you think Kramer? Fifty sixty yards yeah, I mean Hartman's an interesting guy. Some one fund way to play a prop on him is that he gets a rushing attempt. They they get him up and they are a verse or something I saw that was three at three and a half on it. So I area in its here's the key to the super boy, PS aid. Anyone listening have enough projects where you're you're sufficient every five minutes, something some sort of action is happening: seed or get bored with the game. When Tom Brady in the box or highly, though I watched again
What I do is I grill and I smoke a stick
Record
Start the game I shut off my phone. I don't start to gave her like ninety minutes,
like them. You have forty five minutes. I mean everything all the dumb commercials stupid.
after fucking show you're going the weekend. Can you get you get caught up in this?
her corner early. Fourth quarter, if you do it right,
yeah. I had a Jim Jim Florence,
it's better for, like the West Coast goes ease caused to mitigate comes on later out. West was perfect,
nobody wants to hear the weekend at half time army responding articles to me.
Every year.
if you dont want, and what am I supposed to do with that robot yeah, I don't know
you have calisthenics margin,
Lord God bless so bill. Worry I. With these you got moms Brady, I'm gonna say you're gone Brady. What is that
We were not as far as like one who throw more yards radiated,
spread Brady's getting thirty and a half on passing yards. He go
Thirty two have like an underdog. Yet
ah now devolves of Roma,
He's gonna win by itself.
He's gonna, throw more its renewal is weird gives one,
it's a big too for his passing her and she can throw for four hundred bucks. Though in this game I would be shocked to some like that happens.
Chelsea Receptions, Tiree, kill receptions. Every tired,
he's getting one and a half catches
because he's gonna have more canals, Kells he's gonna kill. You can have more pressure. We. This is my time you read
you guys can vote. I give that did I give out. Even if I give that's, if I didn't give it I'm sorry, I don't know it's all good and then lassoing Chelsea just cause like a series of blue eye nor actually jumped in turn your question.
we're we're having fun is shaped exactly like that MIKE it's fuckin, unbelievable,
how to tackle the God when receiving yards, or my governs receiving yards Evans
didn't twelve, an adversary. I know you're all over Evans. Here are you
come on this bill, which ones
but when there are other option
from Penn State, he had a big game against Green Bay, he's kind of an almond down he's the kid who had the fire I had some drops out saw go with Evans, Nora
Kramer realities. I kind of like the angle that I think Evans is the sneaky guy, that everyone seems to be forgetting, he's the number one guy and, let's not forget he may Johnny football. Look good in college like that guy's good. We are at
again, I watched him against Alabama Johnny Manzella through two touchdowns to him, and they went up
fourteen nothing to Alabama and then Alabama had five in a row. Without that, I was, I think, that's the loudest
ever any fan base ever ever
We will call it a day.
Going, fucking crazy
and Johnny Manzella beat Alabama in Alabama my favorite games ever
Johnny, may well. Have a ton of fun moments. Sorry to interrupt you by the way Kramer. My baby, oh, no worries that I'm a man Brady as well. So
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Two thousand and thirteen: what's going on? How are you,
congratulations to the Buffalo ravens my condolences
the defence of the San Francisco, forty Niners, what a fucking game? Half
otto Gigi continual leave that game. What does a sombre come in a ten cup this week
You know it's funny actually won money on that. I totally flipped in debt, the ravens.
I was sitting there, raw
You know my browser. Should I talked about last week about how you watch the game, and this is what you should do in fact, all this and fuck all that you know
let the game go for ninety minutes and all that will basically
have to raise miles doing. That was because
is actually working
on Superbowl Sunday, the sun,
We have the Superbowl insuperable Sunday, so fucking, sick of that shit
So I didn't think I was gonna, you don't see the game anyways and by the time I got home,
news area be off to a party or whatever, and then you know I beat ninety
minutes Anna whatever, and I could just started. Do everything that I said I was gonna do well. We wrapped early,
and drive and home and Poland.
See the car.
don't get all shit she already level fuck. It then I'll just stick with my plan and then I walked into the house and then the dog wasn't there, and I realized that she had taken the dog. They went on some hikers, something that you comes back
like all your whole.
Well, do you wanna go? Do you know what am I gonna say now now,
fuck you leave.
You go to the party nominate, sit here like the old curmudgeon that I am now part of me.
Actually wanted to go to supervise, partly because I was elated that I got out of work early. You don't owe me feel like a kid.
a half day a school and you yourself, fucking dummy forgot. You did so
I was in more of a social mood cells. I guy fuck it I'll go.
But I didn't have a dog in
so I just did
added to just say, fuck? It.
So I went onto twitter and I,
Basically, I rode.
Does it mean when you just watching a game, your team is in it, it's gonna be boring. You gotta get some sort of action on the game. So, like I'm gonna, do I'm a talk show on Twitter.
and allow me they're gonna, be a hundred percent right.
I wanna be a hundred percent wrong, but either way people going to react to it. So I just wrote: Ravens will win F what you
Thank you now know that I know what you don't
shut. Your face puts him
they down fake. Thank me later, that's gonna run.
The figure immediately, I'm gonna get a tunnel shit.
from forty nine affairs and people who got shit on upon the fuckin. Forty nine was, you know, just add some excitement to the dead. You know
that's my little world for not get
trashed on Twitter Europe's it on board. So.
They're, not just at night. So now I get people yelled at me on Twitter. Ok, let's get the blood go in here now. What else can I do? I'm, like? I know fuck this subject
conversion, Keith Robinson, and I just
This text him
just wrote: Ravens will win today.
Missy. I gotta show the shit that I wrote diversity so fuckin. He felt like dejected right now
Did you know he loves comradeship,
I touched at him. I read you these texts right here. I wrote ravens win today straight up twenty five bucks. He writes
back your hilarious, less beat, let's be men and go fifty just kidding
Many five is cool, confirmed and I said fifty confront
He goes nice and because I think something weird is gonna happen. I don't know what
that means, but something crazy happens in this game, and then I
classic versus Superbowl prediction I got
feel something weird is gonna happen. That's
betting, every numbering, roulette,
I'm just saying how just Rowan that out there you know I got
they're, just something's gonna? I got a feeling something's going to happen
anyway. So I just wrote capital:
is ravens win now now
feeling just the facts,
so he goes, ravens are not as good. Forty nine is have better personnel, I'm saying
had again to commit. It goes, I'm saying, there's gonna, be Frank: a Franco Harris play on this game. Something nuts happens, got a feeling.
and he's still hit me what the dude I called it.
Who told you some weird was gonna happen drives me nuts, you
I was gonna, be human. Being weird shit, you didn't think I was gonna, be the fuckin matrix, got them
lights go out
so anyways, I said, take everything you think you know about football, take it outside and throw it in the trash Joe flat.
Coming of age game today. He'll be why
don't just like Trent deal for perfectly
book ending RE, Louis's, career, Randy MOSS, will retire ringlets and will take it out on a meter made.
It does no way MOSS already said he's coming back. Forty nine is love, him he's a model citizen, MOT, MOSS catches, t pass and game today. You start
yet still burn you. Ve football philosophy,
he's getting all the game is passing you buy parentheses, Don Schuller things change.
Stewed Ella well, and I said
take dont show over being Jerry Glenville, he wrote,
I can no results. You can pick a winner if I gave you tomorrow's paper you're a bum versus now we just talk and shit right.
I will start name and all the shit that he did back in the day and I, like you,
you lose so much a catch phrases back
and I'm trash and where the fuck is this year.
Submit your retirement papers and begin your broadcasting career,
She laughed at that want to fuck off
and I said my brain and money say: Ravens hearts want forty. Nine is negroes Betty's, forty nine, when this game, I sense
The great flags
spirits might be the difference I think Capra Nick is gonna, throw a pic late in the game.
And he said Mars is gonna. Do some I said mosses like an old supermodel, all right, so the
can game unfolds every
A good thing that I said is happening that I'm ready to rub it in this due to face, and then
fuckin ravens, the
Baltimore Ravens,
Arguably, the damage
Call insuperable history since Bilbil
check when foreign, unlike forth an aid on the giants. Forty five, I think, or something in the foot
this quarter. Two thousand seven
when they didn't just kick to feel go and they had that stupid rookie. He run with the fuckin ball.
Jesus Fucking Christ
I actually have an all, comes, will redraw my tweets for the game? All capital is, I say, dumbest played superbowl history kick to feel go. I couldn't fucking believe it. Why would you do that? You know.
You got your foot on their fuckin throve. Just kick, the goddamn feel go, don't give him any hope, don't have
You don't have your kicker
Kicker should never wear uniforms issue just go out there and pajamas once
leper in one cleat right, you sit there. Everybody out there
he's got some sort of injury Euro yoga
fucking dear antlered juice, in your veins, just trying to get through a fuckin any false season and you
risk the entire team fucking season.
On honour of a name.
a bootleg by your fuckin kicker MIKE
But I lost my ship at the Superbowl Party, by where I went to a great Superbowl party that that can be
to me that you could watch a lifetime cause.
Dude had one tv for people wanted the YAP and yet another one for
everybody shut the fuck up, we're in the warm was great.
So many ways they wanted,
I have the forty nine went down? I was drinking.
But why is it some time remember they went down, and now it's fourteen two fuckin six and unlike the morons,
then I text resisted by the way everything that is said. What's gonna happen as happened. He goes. I know it's killing me then,
inexplicably. I don't know what the fuck and forty nine is dead day. Let a guy Gulf thinking. Safety was gonna. Pick him up, you saw, the game is pathetic.
I loved it cause I had money on it, but that was fucking pathetic. Guy catches,
while falls down, gets back up Keystone Cobb's. Nobody can tackle I'm the guy goes in for a fuckin touchdown, so I wrote what the fuck
First, you just write your account
So now I'm love in life because I
version. This nine never touch on the adoption of the package, but I never before the game say without a doubt, somebody's gonna fuckin, when I just felt like doing it. Just as I was
I like it said my team lost. I was gonna excitements Africa would be getting trashed or I could trust somebody else which Israel,
the greatest thing about talking ship so.
What can have time show I make it so
Well so fuckin ridiculous everything
spinal tap at this point, the fucking pomp and
circumstance of amusing, that expression correctly, how all the
Shit.
that is going on,
The NBA for as much as they blow their fans every twenty minutes. They don't even do that. You don't have a game. Seven.
You know when this up up up. You know in the middle of it all of a sudden. It turns into a Fuckin Broadway musical.
Did you see others fans like runabout, you fucking via the camera
doing that I nodded dance run.
Oh you run with your chin beyond your fuckin toes and your hands like drafting behind you run out on the fucking, gridiron, outspoken, horrific and smoke machine
and all that shit, I gotta say somethin. I love the beyond say, get caught lips thinking because it was great. You just see just watching the fuckin song. You can sing you gotta.
On a breath a couple times, but it worked. You know.
She came out there. You know with fuckin. Half goods hang out as a
I'll do as they say, hang one side them out data Jack
to fire. Stop what you get
Like were objects, the facts right, look it up
when they can call the shots, do they go out today.
Ever. Do they ever dress elegant now they dont tits out.
Fuckin, who hang out society a fuckin leather shorts, you know
that dumb ass watches dont, whether Webby website, where they fuckin ass, cheeks and people in the front row. The fuck are you doing
anyway, that's not my world, some people like
and I thought Alisha Keys is really classy. You know she sat there.
judge and jury. Glenville haircut.
Always outweighed Philips, she was doing something she was doing some sort of tribute, I'm just fucking with you. She had a cock. I think that that's what what that was called
saw peanuts, saw peanuts. Anyways was a bebop reference would focus on was it was way back in the day that the limit subpoenas subpoenas
anyway, to plan ahead. Southern second half starts now still little nervous, goin out like that fuckin shit right, they run the ball back first play
the gate knows another reason why it was done for them not to take the fucking point. It's like you get the ball back. Ok, you get Nepal,
to open the second have to take the fuckin point. It's what I got John Madame
checked out vomited when they fuck
role that thing off to Dublin.
Turkey legs, these again
leads that Turkey every year by the way, the Thanksgiving Turkey
little known fact. That's not even a Wikipedia yet right, someone's put up their just now that it came from this podcast. Ok,.
All right, then I run the fuckin ball. That advice.
You just goes. Congratulations because it says games offers and I write. I go to Worley.
Two Worley, I wanna team, goes up big, like academic. I fucking chill out you don't kick our cleats off the GMO
seems to come back now days right and then the fuck it
power goes out. Why,
how can you guys like dislike? You miss the game, the foot,
Power goes out one of the greatest
Briggs I've ever seen a teen get, and I don't like.
Forty nine affair? Well, you know the ravens got to regroup today, didn't need to regroup.
they had you on the ropes, liver, shot, uppercut, overhand, right, fuck, you
mouthpieces flying in the front row and you get a half hour time out. You got another half time.
get that Zombie Holy
open, shall shot look off your face by the time?
Fucking game starts up again. That was,
brutal, because any other listen more shattered sharp. Who I swear to God. I dont get a guy at all when he was a play.
I could understand, every word that he said he spoke more clear.
Before we start of broadcasting kind but explain that amendment
Broncos beat us either
Whole funny. Riff about you know, call a fuckin
Pentagon gives a patriot missiles. I forget what I understood. Every word I don't enjoy it.
Shit on my team. But I don't understand.
and ever since he started announcing, I can understand
fucking word that I say that should be a drink again now.
a drink and gay, presumably every time it is the people you gotta
I can do a shot.
Literally sounds like that give job in baby. I can't I can't understand a fuckin word. He said
Sidney drunk trying to figure it out,
You still lives through three bulgin out of his pinstriped soup damage give our anyways broadcast
broadcaster and you can understand a fuckin worthy, saves unreal on foot
real so anyway, he's back.
Don't his ship.
by the way. I thought everybody did a phenomenal job because
that nobody knew that that was coming back and all of a sudden, all these guys have two fuckin talk for
half an hour:
God, if they ever put that Superbowl out on DVD
I want to see these
screaming and yelling that was going on
Control room. You know
I want to see the whole build
The lights go out. I've won here that will I wonder what the fuck's you're, not ok, we got a problem
because I'm a vector, vector meeting would have a fucking military shit that their use in their till, like
The way to build with, like seven excruciating minutes in
well, there's just some guy gonna, just fucking losing his shit from a bucket,
watch this absolutely or did they keep their cool has been
it's what I just pictured it like NASA with all those guys would like their short richly dressed shirts. You know
but to do during an emergency. You can't you stay calm. You think it was like. There's somebody had you been slipping out.
Somebody in the soup, through a phone, something happen.
Somebody you know what I bet, whoever really runs the NFL he's upstairs in his villa,
He's gonna long winding staircases. I bet he came bursting out of a fuckin bedroom.
trying to draw a robot.
It always real wife downstairs. Couple hookers up up up up up up up, I'm coming down the stairs
what's wrong. These runs right out the fuckin front door and is.
Damn. Robe died,
in his Bentley just start driving. Do the Fuckin electric company? Something happened. Many ways
he's gonna, fuck and half our time out to flock and a half hours standing aid count.
never seen anything like it. In the hall.
Fucking game just turns unreal.
fucking unbelievable than all of a sudden score too quick once again, which I never seen a game like it
The scene again like that, but in the end.
I know- and I know a lot of forty nine Austrians are bitch and you know cause the dude held that receiver any did hold, that receiver are right, but they
also gave you guys do over on a that feel. Go that roughing the kicker car was fuckin horse shit back
I missed it and I swear to God, Scott, nor.
It was probably relieved, good somebody else they can yell out and then he does that fuckin dramatic dive and he's like flock. That's what I should have done. Did you see that he kicks? The ball?
he's totally through his whole motion, and all that I know you can't touch the kicker at all. I think that guy grazed his Achille tended not both
I'm just one and he
can collapsed. Working,
painted, I bet you faded, unlimited use hit,
to do it over. So I don't know. There's matches
you know, I think that receive on receiving play whatever that that could have gone away. That's one of those
Border line
Yes, he held them, but if they gave you
first in fucking goal you had four down the punch it in you couldn't
You got a half hour standing a count and your team went didn't you know,
team went down twenty eight to six. You didn't you yourself, so I don't know.
I'm not trying to fucking give. I have actually gets I'm giving you ship and I'm trying to do that, caused whatever.
the formula is a great as cap. Annex future, I tell you
Now Joe,
flock always wanted done one and done one had done
he's got his wandering, that's it in and in the end, which is great,
and in the end, when they they have this. They d like to
The reunion superbowl winners in all they got the big
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I've just walking around it was an unbelievable game and die
I'm glad I won money. So then, ok to remember the game's over,
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You're crazy shit this week I finally
I got the sunrise package.
and I ve been love like this. It's underrated the sport you.
Of going on strike for
if a season and then trying to cram is many games in as they possibly can
for the rest of the season.
as a friend you love in life back to back
My Bruins IRAN for them at such yet of their life, stinks
My life is a fan where I have to sit. There are not exert myself rather than walking back and forth to the fridge
is tremendous
Bruins are weak, we ve been playing great. Seventy play the savers they made us up like fools man. They
like every facet of the game.
they even one the fight
Sean thought and this guy, John Scott and you get a concussion was brutal because I love shortened because
We always allowance is an enforcer he's, not he's not a dirty,
player he's one of those guys if he knocked down you're on your way down the icy doesnt, throw that extra one. You know
and I saw it.
Fight this guy in the guy, these basic
We re in punches down on him. It's the most of em, a hidden, his helmet, any fine until the yen. He takes his brutal upper cut. So
I looked. I looked it up, shut
darkness six two to twenty. He fights this guy John Scott, the guy six, eight to seventy.
He's given away half a foot in fifty pounds and I'm just
these guys.
It is no wonder.
I'm a real agreeing that stuff you know like when you know boo guard.
Died in everything and they start talking about the yeah. You know that
the concussions and all this shit that these guys get in here as a hockey find you just not for some reason. You just don't think about it.
Does he forces like a superhero he's like the guy? You always wanted to be the guy,
fight anybody. You know,
not scared anything. You know you can't live vicariously through a few like up pussy. Like me, you know
just started. Look in these these guys up the top fighter.
Last year,
Gimme a nature had twenty fights twenty
flights
the season is six months long, for
weeks in a month, twenty four weeks, this guy had twenty bear, knock
this lights are related.
That's fucking unreal, that's half
A boxers career career,
six months it arab leaders do like
this just a whole other level. A tough.
Think about like somebody, you want high school with, who dare to do, didn't, give a fuck anybody would throw down with anybody
have twenty fights in the entire time? You know anything
did how many years was that did have twenty fights, nobody
as twenty five to six months go fuck yourself for everybody. We still do not know this guy. I know this guy Doha. I don't believe it.
I want to see the video
I don't, let's just one of those that there's a few things right. I think all
guys you try to pretend you're tougher than you are within a few things that you see just see something like daddy, just realized. Like I'm a fucking, I should be walking around where in a dress
that guy jobs got actually said he was. He was the agenda
it concerns gone. Yet all we fall
but I felt very didn't come back, you know wanna hurt anybody like those are the true
tough guys just go out and do the job, they don't try,
be dirty re, that type of shit. You know, but I watched a couple of things this
They got my ego in check and one of whom was.
Watching Shod, Thornton Fight, you,
Scott Watch when he does too it's like. He realizes the guys have a foot taller and fifty pounds war when they dropped the dead,
robbing. The gloves in thought is already reaching to grab him to some.
I'll get inside words. Just like I do not want to be. If this guy
Extend his arm, that's not gonna. Take this.
Punch from the stratosphere.
I just can't imagine what that's like lining up next to a mountain gone. This is my job. I have to fight this guy. You know even get like gloves to at least protect your hands you enough anyway,
So I saw that, like my ego, wasn't already enough in check
I then watch this thing about them.
Dangerous criminals. Any please
system whatever the fuck. They call it and they
interviewed.
four maniacs.
Three of whom white duty and I swear to God when white dude become maniacs. You know I do
talk shit, but I really think that we really do it.
Better than anybody else when,
fuckin. Why do goes rogue a lot of
we're gonna, get hurt, I'm telling you.
then Hannibal like
when a real life Hannibal Lecter comes along- and I know a bunch of Deaf GM comics, I've done a bit about this, but it really is true. You know
the classic Deaf germinate. If somebody whatever shoot somebody,
stab somebody whatever. That could be a black eye, latino guy, but if somebody
after they shoot em.
Statham and then they fuckin make a fuckin ear sandwich or something else
above the guy's hand, and stick the guy's errand between it and just munch on it. When the cop show up in this
with their feet on the coffee table, like I officer, that's
be a white guy
so there's showered whatever they
tick like I wish remember what channel was on. They showed.
For the biggest fuckin maniacs, oh, you know what I watched it online.
can I watch it online? You I did. I did watch it online I'll, get the cliff.
So I watch this thing and they had this fuckin. One way
Dude he was hilarious because he was really like. He was that scariest kind of evil, where he was there's two kinds of scary evil. There's that one where Europe
you're off.
like borderline like I don't even know, if you got a complete brain,
what you almost have like a reptilian brain and you're, acting literally like a fuckin commodo dragon like you just don't give a shit. You know
yet we are pursuing a reptile eat, something like it could give a fuck event.
Reptile ever fucks, with a mammal, a mammal, is going through the emotions at screaming in pain and the
tat is just just sitting there. What this blank look on his face,
That's it slowly swallowing swallowing built a Fuckin mammal hall.
They won't snakes Falcon each other snakes. This negative get neatness is coming on this package.
Doesn't really give a fuck, you never Lu Lu.
It still has sort of a fierce look at its fate of damage. They fierce, like it's a fucking Broadway dancer like a ferocious look on his face, but it did
never like reptiles. Never,
that you know.
Where do they? Don't they don't? Have that
Don't have that emotion.
They just either sitting there gaunt God.
It was called out. I gotta get the sun or the like,
fucking kill you! I just bit you and I'm gonna, just wait till the
Slowly, choke you out, they just don't give a fuck, we get it now. We see the end.
All right, all right, whatever so
but he cycles are either like that or
there are even worse day just like super intelligent and are completely aware of what they are doing and they just don't give a shit.
who's the guy that I saw. I saw this this. Why do right shaved head tat?
whose right up to his Fuckin Adams Apple then he's gonna couple of fucking. You know
little Wayne ships on his face right. Just a couple of those you know,
And he's sitting, then he has
look of like gum,
thought rolling stone was
reviewing him about an album that he was really proud of any knew that this was the one that was. He was going to make its mark.
You don't want. It was just says in this fucking cage.
And this woman is interviewing em and she's talking,
I know you got arrested for murder, he's on trial for murder and he did the ship
He knows he's gonna get convicted, so here
a jail and he's not scared. He fucking embraces it.
He decides that he's just gonna become this warrior that he's been put on this planet to become
a fucking warrior
So we start right now: those books, the art of war and all this shit.
And he immediately while his way
You go on trial joins again, ok,
and one of the things he had to do too,
Get into the gang was yet kill somebody so for some
two cities cellmate. They wanted this gag dead. So I figured I came up.
fuck. This guy's story was so fuckin mine blowing. He fucking.
Just brutalized this guy beyond, like recognition like they couldn't
The guy was missing one of his eyeballs. That could even find it.
And then in the end, after he kills the fuckin guy, he shuts up his cooked up. On top of it
whose them is like a table
like made himself like a fuckin egg muffin such some fuckin crazy, like that,
Oh he's telling the story and he's
and I got this half smile on his face. Any goes it here's the ironic thing he go goes.
I go to my trial. Any goes and I get a quitted. He gets acquitted
It goes and that's what he smiled may goes.
because you are the irony of it was just that
ridiculous, like.
He was laughing at it like I am. I can't even I.
Like he was sitting there go on, you know I've fucked
old put a raincoat honourable bottles diversion come outside the sunshine. The irony of oil is ridiculous. He's fucking cook.
Cooking, on top of a guy that he just bartered just sitting there like I, and then it gets fuckin acquitted
So then she's, so that's. What are you
like truly just embraces, like you get seventy nine years for what the fuck you did was cellmate does, I think, adapt
They were just going like. I not only did you do that, you probably did this other shit. We just acquitted you of so
now is in their knees in this gang and he's too
about prison.
And just haven't like a shack and all that type of thing.
and he's just was.
He was like fascinated the same way. I'm fascinated when I watch a football game, how the momentum can shift. He was talking.
a prison life like that like how quickly it can shift.
And why you have to have the shank, because you know everything
Cool everything's great, never send some get stuck like nine million fuckin times, and he said something to the effective. While you know I've seen it, I've done it just proud
Then they went to two other fuckin crazy. Why dude.
One guy was just sit there going just talking about you know I just really enjoy hurting people
You gotta see this fuckin video,
I didn't even get to the black. Do the black tat was in the air.
And I didn't read it, but they said that I saw some of the comments of the Youtube videos that last black I led. The black too, should have been in their cause. He seen like he was bipolar, so I didn't get
The crazy guy is always the one fuckin crazy dude, but
hopefully I'll, be able to get you guys this video, but it's one of those things where rob. You know four,
basically for guys want one
number one fears of life is
What if I get arrested for some shit, I didn't do and I
a jail. How do I prevent myself from getting rate? You know?
and if you don't watch one of these behind the same present things you can lie to yourself. I do they say,
that gives you a little fucking council fantasy and you fuckin head. They unshaken for everybody loves me anyway. That's what I do, but this
Second, I ever watch any of those prison. Fucking things out,
just get off.
I would not less.
I would not last three seconds and imprisoned
that way. You did not know that. I guess
is more for me. I once again with
down to the reality of who the fuck I really am, but our desks,
get those videos for you. Jesus
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Do your questions before the week here
or anybody see the Montreal Canadians Ottawas Senator game. There was some
old, school referee in days to happen all the time back in the day. Not so much anymore, I was classic
Our ties, the game up to two, all of a sudden, the reps wave it off now: galled Golly Interference,
You know what I know what people say, what about the gully interference in the Bruins Toronto game, I'll, tell you this
took a got hit.
is outside the crease bad call bad call.
Not of better disallowed go hundred percent agree with, may believe fence, but come on. Maybe
friends. I know you hate the Canadians to you gotta admit at least Roscoe Fuckin, head fucking.
Aliens golly, nobody even touched a classic put up
The power play
period of any Montreal gain the entire time. I was grown up to
Golly Interference too many men on the boarding four minutes
our play for the french conch
anyways
Course, to hang onto would actually like what materials doing, though I like that they have a bunch of young players and that young
one of the young kids that they kept up after the fire game Tralee. A couple assess the other night
pity the other they play when they beat him.
The save or so embarrassed Bruin, so hey if you're not and if you're not into our hockey- and you want to get into an bro
Canadians, Wednesday night, all right, it's
it's always a great one. You never know who's gonna win the bed
Blood goes all the way back to free the depression. Ok are ever go. Let's get to the questions for this week, Herpes and the girl of my dreams,
I am twenty seven about format,
go. I met a girl in my dreams. Congratulations. She is hot
my funny and as a great career.
we went on for dates. It seem like she was really into me and we gotta
A great, unfortunately, after a fourth day
I stupidly slept with this gang. I met at the bar and caught Herpes. Oh my god. Do.
Jesus. I've always been.
careful to use condoms, but that night I was too drunk to keep one on
In very secular, mainly called the girl, my dreams and told her
I couldn't see any more without my explanation. Nine both
Physically and mentally better, but I believe she has a boyfriend
question is whether I should
You pursue a relationship with this girl. I just move on and hope I find another one liker, also
I do should I explain how and when I got Herpes, if you
comes, the mother, my children, I think I would feel guilty if I didn't.
yeah. If you want to get a back up,
what do? Did you already sleep with her.
see that's what happens when you live. He just if you try and be like well, if you're not going to own up to that shit. I know all the women rang our screaming
women, a scheme which
is fair because of a woman wrote this I would it be like yeah, that's your fault, the sleeping with their dirty dick,
you got the idea you gotta totally completely. I tell exactly what happens you now and Jesus do.
you know I can't judge either, because you know everything
He's gone out done that
Whole scenario.
Fucked around not use the condom except you. You had the bad.
I'll! Do my God S, luck and brutal.
Jesus, what they got, people their fears
It doesnt convince you to wear a condom and not sleep with a skunk, because either
You know, even if you were a condom.
I don't know they say you can still get it's fucking terrifying falcon
terrifying. How I never stepped on that land mine is beyond me
so do what, if you really want to get this girl back. You know every great relationships starts with a hundred percent honesty and
not gonna live. You think. You know dude you're, you're,.
it's a hell of a whole to try and crawl out of no pun intended.
Body, but from here on out man, you gotta, you can't do that scattered the you you gotta be honest with people.
yeah. Do that's that's brutal. That's
but you know it's not the end of the fuckin world.
Jesus Christ but yeah. You got you gotta come with war with, with total honesty, total honesty.
Dead.
Turning to turn it into a positive. Do you know you ve been a fuckin dirty dog,
Now why I'm telling you? I believe, though, if you come with total honesty and you you, you stay in a righteous path that you will meet that person. If that's not this one, you know who knows.
I don't know, try and try not to use cliche that everything happens for a reason. I dont believe that I think you you're fucked up
And now you pay the price and you're gonna, try to turn the ship around. So well. Good! Luck with that, but, like I said,
I would go without represent honestly, you gotta get
do that. You're canting there too,
alright advice from Japan Bill, I'm twenty eight single when I live in Japan originally from America Amerika, and I
multi year after college, I'm a translator and speak. These
japanese Jesus
I stood how the fuck did you learn that.
you know I was in a french spanish
that Cyprus, Italian, that that seems like
you get a handle on it, but that's!
but the vow of fucking you jump on that ship is beyond me how they tell them
involved from theirs and be able to speak hours. I swear to God it's incredible, any
when people ask why I say,
that I love japanese people and I love living here. What.
If you make it their I'm a translator and I speak decent Japanese, but the culture barrier is still pretty huge for me. When people
Why I'll get area I say then I'll
japanese people, and I love he living here, but I wouldn't ever want to become japanese. Generally speaking. There all
worked and unhappy for better
where's. My attitude keeps me a little isolated.
Yeah I've seen that stuff over like is far what I've seen. You know
propaganda from what I've seen us on sixty minutes that if you eve
look up at your job, they send you some camp and then you have to sing the company song these.
I was singing the sun trying to get back in the company they like cry and in everything and there's like four japanese- do just look at em, just ice cold. So
when cobbles to the Fuckin nine thousand power.
Like your family disowned, you, it's crazy,
it's hard core over them: straightening the damn rivers
There is one very japanese woman. What exactly I've met
HU, I recently connected with, in spite of all that, she's an amateur artists, an actress and we worked together to make subtitles for local, independent movies. That's how we met actually she's in
thing is how and downright sexy to problem.
she's married and has a son, told what the fuck.
Oh, are you trying to get a fuckin samurai sword tee a juggler,
The fuck I'm married broad with a kid in a different country.
Do I don't? I don't know anything about the japanese culture, but if you can lose face for not having enough paper cliffs at your goddamn desk and get sent to a borderline death camp and you gotta sing a fuckin song to get back into the company, how much
is to lose. If round, I fucked you fuckin woman, don't you
you're gonna get thrown into one of their straighten rivers. I come
on man come on man. Don't
Do this
said from earlier. It was obvious that there was a mutual attraction going on.
Specially whenever we were at a movie party with a couple of drinks in us like
Any guy would I why
Sleep there, but I didn't dwell on a good for you. It seemed
It never seemed like it was in the cards.
But we were working together. We kept each other, it only working together, kept each other at arm's length month.
with by without anything changing. Oh, my god, you this is like watching us. This is like a suspense thriller. Do you can't do this visit?
kid involved that loves his mouth.
And his dad.
You gonna go in there in your dick, like a samurai sort, is gonna slice, their kids like an ef? He can't do it.
I want to be the rest of this one. I close.
Came the local film Festival G when it
We were downtown and pleasantly drunk.
And the last trains that run every night were long gone. Well, isn't
that convenient
When she mentioned taking an expensive cab ride home, I said
Just did that she crash at my nearby apartment until them
running train started? No, you didn't. You didn't suggests that your dick did you decks like.
lacks stared down. I've got this anyway.
She had been there a dozen times already because
that's where we always worked? Oh, my god, you
since, like some red shoes diary Goin on here I'll cut,
to the chase in my
farming. That night she turned to me and asked point blank if I wanted to fuck. While do that,
when I think all bets are off: ok,
thought you were kind of seducing this girl. Now she just like.
Jesus. What? Maybe you should have.
Wow. I didn't see that covered.
anyways egos- and I told there no ok
he goes. I wasn't exactly surprised that she asked part of me was hoping she would when she did
Oh all, I could do was go through what I felt right at that moment. I admit I.
They didn't know what to do
playing its safe. We went to sleep and she left in the morning. Here's the thing
she and her husband, who have never met, thank God
get along.
Oh, she and her husband don't get along and have no sex whatsoever. Ouses she's in a loveless marriage, ok,.
This is what she told me anyway,
She has long, wanted a divorce, but won't do it because of her son. So, while saying no might have seemed like the Noble Non home record thing to do, pardon me: I can't keep,
asking what difference does it make? You know what
You ever see scar phrase when the cop goes it
a tree frank, you're sitting in it all right?
Her fucking situation do she
a guy that she didn't love and she had a kid I'll write. You know that
your stepping into the world of her bad decision now think back when you were a kid
thought about meeting the woman. Your dreams is that the way it went down.
I'm not trying to shit on this thing here but, like you know, I think
He needs to be free and clear if you're actually thing
getting into a fuckin relationship with this person?
thinking about Bang in her, I don't allow dude. I don't know this fuckin kid look.
It was no kid involved, have added.
but there's just something this
kids sitting at home in some recent car bed. You know
of his mom and dad at our enough. Let's do you,
we want that on your resume anyway is egos. Then there is the fact that our friends,
Suffered any ways, because ever since at night she scaled back. All the contact with me
they say their affairs never end well, but this isn't any well either I don't know
This feel like
Maybe I should have factor and I feel trust
Guy friends say they would have, of course they would have. I would if I would have
I would if I was drunk and she's
the item,
the kid I don't know, if I could have blocked the kid
I am a piece of shit, but I don't. I don't think that I'm that big, a piece of shit
be an honest right.
I know there's a lot of these that I listened to this thing, but you know how we are
your latest around by our fuckin dick some
can hardly you working with these problems.
Rob one out. Fifty times too are found
It just says: hey you, you won't.
What I mean you're gonna, do it. You know gave on.
You know the income and for an anyone, gets mad at me that some of the most honest shit about man, you're ever gonna fuckin here to go fuck yourself in your email that you send me. Ok, God bless you my feet.
That's the guy friends say they would have whatever
She may sound, like, I think, a lot of this woman and I've never had someone like her. Just throw herself me before I'm starting to
Like I miss the boat, then again she
Fucking married and has a kid what what have you done?
I told you what I would have done if she was single and when she was married and didn't have a kid and she was in this loveless fuckin thing and every day next, who were working together. She's in my apartment comes over smell and good, and I have a couple of fuckin drinks in me and she said he won't fuck would for some reason as southern access I'm all over.
what it felt like shit immediately, I would have felt guilty, but I'm fuckin weak are right. I'm a guy! I'm a fucking moron
And it would have been the wrong thing to do so. You did the fuckin right thing. You did the fuckin right to retired.
Now you know what go rub went out to or what
feel like afterwards. Do you still feel you ve got your kind of relieved like? Thank God I didn't do it. You know, I don't know I just
A bad for her Europe, she married the wrong guy. She's got a kid with them and then she's Falcons Jazz, hey you wanna! Bang me a what and you like now
ass, we walked back on what the fuck is wrong. With my thing, you know.
why is it my lifesaver workin here I got this power and it's not fuckin was not. It's not happened, form
I can tell you how to get their train back on the tracks, but I don't do that to you so dont. Do it do visit kid involved?
even I have standards you gotta have some sort of standards are right. We
shut. Your dick back India pets like her
I such data Falk down. You know.
You gotta have some sort of something right. Look.
She's eventually gonna leave that guy she is, but the I'm telling you that's. That's not your fucking get the fuck out of here I get out of here. What are we going?
Fifty seven minutes, and here we go stick in it,
The ex. Should I arrived
right out of the gate. I could tell you noble. Let me hear the story, I'm twenty.
I found out about you and with a pop up above over I'm gonna get right to it.
My ex wife and I had been together for about five years before we decided to get married right after university, her family
was religious, so we couldn't live together first. So that seem like the next step.
As a new grad was work
hard trying to get work.
Field and basically starting
the bottom, but slowly getting my forty. She was
working at the same bag she had since high school and through university there was finally moving up the ranks fan.
for a year and a half into our marriage and she's getting promoted the manager to men.
Your bank downtown,
it's a good rays, and things are looking good for me or so I thought then, a week after
He starts this job. She lay it on me
He wants to know what it's like
to be single again.
She never really want to get married and apparently she feels that the spark isn't there any more theirs
other guy, but she just doesn't like who I am anymore, and there was
nothing in this.
Six years of us.
together worth saving, oh Jesus, while listen
Those two her for being fuck an honest, and now
wasted another five years, your life. So he goes.
So after himself reflection in a bit of counselling a bit
posing with friends and an amazingly insightful mushroom trip
I realise this is a blessing in disguise. She doesn't
I go. I am anymore like there was
something wrong with me other than taking a shit
being committed to her for almost six years? This is understandable. Anger. I gotta get it out of you. He says fuck her, we're
no kids, not many assets. At this point, a dog that I get it was,
get out of jail card, a gilt freeway.
A gilt freeway clean? What killed free,
A clean way to get out from under the hope of an oppressive
cunt of a wife who had
me into a shadow of my former self content with being fought,
Maybe once a month we both move out and put our place. First,
of our place up for sale night? Isn't I don't think the disks
really feels that this woman is account he's just saying this because she fastened dump,
because I merely gave myself a no contact policy blocked or on Facebook, and could only
about business with her to me.
through the separation negotiations and Joan I got two strong move. I like it,
then silence the other part.
de I gave myself was to say yes to any opportunity that what was presented
This help me make this past summer, the best of my life full of trips and sleeping with new girls, hotter and younger than her older.
uglier, it didn't matter. I was saying yes well for the love of God, where a condom, Sir
Even after finding out from one of our friend
a few months later that she had been dating slash living with this guy. She had work with since a bottom.
That does she left me yeah? This girl is like she goes from relationships relationship.
anyways. He said I didn't break the no content policy. I don't want her to think I,
the two ships about anymore this guy. By the way I am
on many occasions at work functions and even
they came came out for her
birthday that year I fuckin told it
this dude is into you.
I don't like him, but she would say always just a friend he's a fucking.
Snake in the grass.
this guy he's like so angry design, writing incomplete senses. It he's a fucking snake.
In the grass but she's a whore, I'm not an idiot, so I can guess this wasn't just a lucky coincidence. They both happened to be single together, unlikely
Things move so fast regardless. I kept my policy now almost a year later,
best shape my life after loose,
Forty pounds good for you, man.
Good for you. This is great, just started a new job where I make as much as her and in my field have
hotter girlfriend and have one all the mutual friends we had there were worth keeping
So why do you need revenge because
good! But I've been feeling like a bit of a
for not taking her to task on all of this shit,
especially now that we ve been separated for almost a year.
And soon can be legally divorced and Canada. I think it's time to finally confront her and break her, so
I would like to take this bitch down and my advice on how to go about. It would be great sorrow
but the length
thanks for any help to your already taken down dead, though there,
They say that the group
revenge is a life. Well lived, you don't you lost forty pounds, you have a horrid girlfriend.
Just keep saying. Yes, I go
do what the sleeping around don't you know want catch anything, but you know
go, live your life leave her in the dust. Ok,.
she's gonna check out your facebook page she'll see your pictures.
You really want to get back at this girl. Don't ever
after again,
Just lived this awesome life Mary.
beautiful woman, keep yourself and great shape, and just now, every once in a while, she's gonna check it again for continue unless this guy they just had this ridiculous spark at work. Then
bless some shit she found who should have been with, as will you and it's all
good or cheese, a serial manner. What isn't it monogamy,
whatever the fuck it is, I'm so dumb
because from relationship relationship and eventually this dickhead,
making the grass at the bank.
it's gonna get to say,
speech, or he might give it to her. He might be one of these creeps dead.
turned around that he's interrelation that she's in a relationship and he can be fuckin bang in this chick. You know fuck em, fuck em, with there
Bank or sex you probably have to wear masks. You know
sort of rituals anyway,
Yeah. You don't do that! Don't you
because you know what you you don't when you walk up to her
you fuckin go! Let me take some you fucking kind, the blah blah blah blah
women are too smart for that shit. Shit,
Sidney going like, while he still does care
he lost that weight because of me, not because he said
finally a better person than I thought he was right.
Do that she went if you confront our, she fuckin wins just
doing what you're doing yelling
at her like she's in the room, but she isn't scream at your windshield. Ok
but keep saying yes and life keep going after your dreams and just
this fuckin awesome life, and maybe one day who knows you go to the same mall you shop with your hot wife, you beautiful kids. She shows up she's fat. You know they re like
skipper, not a switch. It could have been with.
Johnny six pack over here- oh you just keep going you take it.
For an ice cream, and you get yourself a sherbert
It is better if one what you guys great questions. If we great questions. Ok, here we go here, we go last one racism in a relationship orgies.
Oh she's, all she says
questions for you in the lovely NEA she's there fuck she isn't it
my boyfriend of a month told me that his mom is races and his grandpa is races to the point where he would
this. All my boyfriend
He says: he's not racist buddy shrugs our family comments and is very non confrontational. I'm not fully black. I like to call
Oh I'm like what I let what I like to call half naked
my modest from Kenya, my daddy's french, Canadian, I live in Canada saw not used to racism.
fact I'm so confused with somebody calls me the word. I can't help but think my families from Africa they should use the term
oh yeah. I've heard of that term, which I'm not gonna. Do I'm not going to say to my podcast, because it's gonna give morons. You know
they'll, probably figure out what it is, but then I can learn from me anyway.
He says I'm so stupid. When it comes to people being raises towards me. I don't even know how I'm supposed to react. Obviously I'm hurt and I'm sure there's some
delegation. I have to stand on behalf of the bullet amount of society
but what do I say that what we read that more cruel?
there's some obligation. I have to take a stand on behalf of the betterment of society, but what do I say to him or his family? I dont know what I should do. My boyfriend is worth fighting for
but family is irreplaceable and I dont know rip his apart because in his needs
We therefore him. If I can't thanks.
Ah,
yeah! You! You would like to think that we step up there
Look when it comes to your grandparents what're, you gonna do
you gonna change? Eighty years they are, they are you know, but we oppose,
such that's a harder issue.
which obviously could grow into a bigger issue of getting even more serious.
I don't know, I think that you should be somebody with somebody who has you fuckin back, and I think you need
sit down with the Mattel than it needs to have you back and that his parents need to accept the fucking dating.
All right: you're gonna, move on
and get with somebody who's more of a fuckin man. And can you not see that if you want somebody they gotta be with you? Ok
he is in an awkward position, but he needs to sit down and have it
with his parents and grandparents that that's a fuckin wash you don't mean that all people always vision
vision about everything, so you know what I mean
first came up and a time where, if you were irish in sheep
italian they would slip out do pray
This person was catholic. Like date, they would separate,
to that level.
but yeah, I think I think you need to have a talk with you know
That ends it and he goes a separate way than you know what you got off easy
Because, eventually, what it can do, I hadn't you wouldn't have been happy aright
regardless of whether its erase issue or whatever the person you with, has to have you fuckin back on the big shit. Ok, the little stuff
by doing dishes and in arguing about that. That's just crap that you argue about, but some like that is. I mean it
the whole thing hold the fuckin thing together. If that that's the foundation, if that's not there,
then you're wasting your time.
And you'll get one life and you shouldn't be wasting fuckin time. So that's my advice.
all right, and that is the podcast for this week. Thank you. Have
but if a listening now the weird sadness of four
Always is over the stunned that Monday, you wake up. You know
Then it's fuckin over there's, not a game. Next week is brutal, so my,
suggestion. Is we get into NBA hoop or the innate shall? If you want to get into the angel, I can do
recommend. The DNA shall centre right package enough picketing. You know.
Learn all their players. That type should it's a fucking beautiful game and I'm so happy its back, and I am telling you
aliens Bruins even went by
those team suck its
is a great game and neither team sucks right now claims are playing great there. There, there rebuilding a team. I got all these young talent
da the brewing
the Brons were playing
great ourselves other than that fucking game against this say
Whatever pull chair watch a gave or I go. Fuck cells have a great week. I'll talk to you,
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