hey what's goin on his bill bar assigned for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast in just checking up on you how are you it's thursday november fifteen an old freckles is off the road drop in pounds right and left we ve got our promise share breeze billy halo ruggles sorry i'm excited to be home with my wife and kid speaking of which last week last monday can you guys remember back to november twelve member that trouble still president is still present anyway was i say i i read a question best friends wife from a lady that neo needed the chinaman so what i do i got in

with my wife people to try and see if i could walk around the podcast and she was nice enough to time out of busy beautiful schedule as being the greatest mother ever welcome back to the programme thank nea hill thank you so much thank you for having me but what was it like to work with tom cruise oh my god he is so he is just so generous whose cancer there is on slots as well he really banged you in that see right oh my god i was grey he didn't less if we now know you'd stairs me her mid meant he stared me in the eyes the entire time reels like while real that's like we're in a real relationship now as i don't matter i gotta be invisible line fixed nets negative i just felt like it's all just went to another level his commitment to the craft he

ask use me man we're trying to do a plot cast over here i got the little one area to which she has her favorite show on the one created by harlan williams say the name of that she's gonna freak out cause she's kind of looking like why is there no sound or less almost two thousand twenties not the nineteen twenties there on gypsum old lady playing the piano in the corner armenia i know you have a lot of stuff to do yes your little bang bang here right into an accurate are at best friends wife for roma where best friend way right hello billy baldwin yeah i guess yeah but i went in that i like that i went and falls and i went right do i i don't think so recently i'm listening

hey honey speaking through the mikey rather than chinaman right yes oh yeah yeah that's actually arrive recently i've been posting pictures and videos on my instagram that are slutty daughter i'm not slutty but i wouldn't show my parents either ha period now where it nowhere where would you call if you had a rate that is a movie where is she let him in i'm moving mpg peachy thirteen are inside and see seventeen but and i mean it only are showing nap and boot so then you would say peachy thirteen that e g thirteen now some is where the european union we need he'll get new book i am twenty six years old primary yo lie and then feeling very confident about myself by bay showed off girl i want to bring them back

where do we go about this anymore bring work burlesque wheels represent yeah data on to use does not mc club would mean in the club the in depth club the eight now now we're gonna let me not again duck love now that was never are you going down and i've been feeling very comfort about myself and my body i'm single with no boyfriend or even dating anyways my friend sorry since i was sixteen has told me that his wife has been comfortable with us talking because she seen my pictures so they friends since camp what happens at camp near stares at camp that's right she's she's told him she feels insecure and seized my pictures even before he does he is he's following here yes acts is watching you private eye he is

stress that he may not be friend anymore because of this and this is not the first time i've been blocked by male friends because their feet el counterparts are social media stocking me claiming i'm trying to get their man first about nobody stocking you you're on social media ram if you are hanging these up in your house and you looked in she was staring into your window now but you can like going to be like really looking through someone's fee in just be like every time they pose looking and not only there the picture see who's lacking the picture in the tat like all that kind of stuff all of that is all out in the open i now you can pay like i'm just a little bit more attention to it then a normal to scrolling through all like like lights like a little kid playing hide and seek the first time we hide they lie down on the floor face down over their eyes i'm hiding you're not hiding you're putting this out for the world to see and judge i've been told to maybe tone it

toned down my post or not right how i feel because the girls take it personally and take it out my friends and these are these my real friends order girls have legit reasons to be upset yours truly a huge fan and love to nea and baby well first of all had to say i don't know why you surprised at this reaction because you're out their thirst trappin and these girls don't want their men to get caught your trap so even though you may not be try you break them down for the wide audience what were those trap and she's out their thirst whereas wrapping means like you post photos that are intentionally like sexy or provocative does you're trying to get legs teutonic wilder pretend that they're not use all this matter should be eating cornflakes with most of my breast is now i don't think you're necessarily acting like it's now but

that there's just like certain photos that are gonna get like the ay ay ay reaction has been widened like i i is this is there is there any detail goin on here tease de tease did you it's ok they're all thy imitative vibrator i don't know that it's a deity but it's definitely leg showing you were you're a livelihood we hear what you could be thrown around the bedroom for sure so i don't i mean it's not surprising that there their girlfriends and wives or whatever are gonna be feeling some type away at their liking picture so i don't know i don't think that you're doing anything wrong but i didn't write i dont think hat they are necessarily wrong either but here's the thing i feel like they were back to want to my earlier my earliest appearances on the pike but the only thing is she's been friends with this kid since she was sixteen so

the line but i also noticed in her letter that she said that like all of her male friends or most of her male friends though is this another situation where you ve got a girl who's got a lotta male friends then raw audio front involve male friends oh my god they're stocky me on instagram and oh my god there such haters and why are these men really my friends and it's like listen you just have to understand like you have to kind of me a grown up about this like it's one for you like i said the posters trapping pitchers all your girlfriend gonna be like yeah oh my god you're giving me a liar you're so a hard look at you bam kind of stuff that's what your a friend and like your gave therefore what is theirs trap in me i just told when it was earlier did you yeah i say when you're posing a pitcher that's intensely provocative or sexy to get likes that's like thursday or in other words you not rogan hook up with anybody know you just reaches

saw the hosting and actually thought out by thirty four women lady geyser showing thirsty for attention that's what i'm sorry sorry i'm the wake up on separated son rapid so i mean i'm i'm i'm just not surprised that there there what did she do such a step away from these people now i mean step away how it looked away from the car with your head not now do you have to understand that if you start to move into this space where you're posting sexy photos your view our ship and the way people look at you is going to change huge point if you're ok with that then

keep doing what you're doing but if you have a problem with it then maybe you want to pull back a little bit but yes people are gonna look at you some type away women are gonna look at you differently men certainly you're gonna start to look at you differently and like the certainly but go ahead what comes what that territory is that women are gonna be like oh i saw you liked your photo when she was like you know bent over being like you know get near i actually could buy could just meet q or whatever they like it insert a point here there certainly go you're not gonna start anything that that's what i was an american reform both men an equally are going to look at a differently right ok not much not turn this into yet another that's what i said you said women here look you differently men are certainly guy you definitely yeah well ok

so does that mean to say what you say just don't don't yeah well ok me did you i mean i stand by what i said you think that but where you say that we can discuss it doing that yeah well ok if if lower wasn't here i right now i would transcribe what you just said to me which is why i can't this too many efforts and as always it was like if you put a bunch of efforts into a shotgun array oh i women nowhere whether women are doing i think have to expect that you know if these women are already uncomfortable with your presence in their man's life if you start you now posing bunni shots and others other kind of staff and they said

that their dude liking it they're gonna be like round she wouldn't say that she was bending over an area that type of stuff you just said this is some stuff that you know it's a little more risque but i wouldn't show my parents red x well meaning its yeah we're your sentiments i can show you an age get back and have a right to give it up like a priest what i think is housed whatever can occur if you're feeling good about yourself and about your body you should posed the live long day just now that it's not gonna be this per i area where you can just poe so no one's gonna look at you differently i disagree fortunately fortunately that's just the way than it is i disagree with what with that you should in postal these sexy photos of yourself and put him on social media would not be doing that why

why are you telling women what they should be doing what their body there it is there it is actually there is so break me here and there it is for me to tell it like it i don't think women should postal like who are you you don't get to decide what people do at their body is less not say that expression when you don't get too just as also shouldered whatever i want to say that you heard that trying to police my words you haven't you heard what my point is what's your point my point is bad and i want to hear you have the way you wish the world was in the way it really is okay so to go out there and in in do all that stuff and be all provocative and get all these people hot but there are so many friggin cycles that's the same reason why you don't go out there in as a celebrity sit there and in you know tree stop or whatever you call it for four

for a candidate all you're doing is just going out there in getting that lunatic in the white van with the two seats that wants to make a pipe bomb in getting your mail box you doing stuff like that you're a good looking parson people are going to know you good looking like the literally social media spin around so long that that people are even understanding there there's no press active on it anymore half of it so many of these photos that iran instagram another all type of those we're the kind of photos that were in the beginning of a magazine at a truck stop twenty years ago and these are just regular women up a back and you didn't know where these women were you couldn't find him on the internet there wasn't cbs taken everybody's information and you can go on and find everybody's address out there and you're gonna go out their thirst trap and whatever the hell you're colony showing you the goods

and you're just you're playing up there's not a person and law enforcement that would not one hundred percent agree with what i am saying this has nothing to do with the guy telling you to do what would you should be doing with your body and has to do with somebody looking out for your own personal safety and doing that is different than these efforts morons you see out their riding a bicycle in outlay on busy streets allegedly in this biplane that's not even painted and they have their headphones on you you live completely no responsibility for europe personal safety and then when something happens to you this is a hundred percent looked at that you're a victim you are a victim but there's nothing looking at like some preventative measures like why would you go on the internet in do that post a picture yourself smiling you're a good looking person and you'll attract the kind of person you want to meet you going to go out there and show your booty crack in your in your in your

ass cleavage their army what are you what are you what are you like ask that you even said that if you gonna start shown that everybody go look at you definitely certainly guys now all they're going to things really want a few right that's all they think it's the best you're gonna get right that is the best you're gonna get what those photos and the worst you're gonna get is an effort stalker rat ok so that's what i was saying i wasn't trying to get in your world i wasn't over here man spreading i'm just saying doing that it is like becoming a comedian posting something on the internet and then you're gonna get upset when someone tears the hell out of it says you absolutely stink and it's just well you know you're not active here you're the guy who posted you you the person who decided to get up on stage and people are going to judge you that's all i'm saying and i think that women that do that type of stuff i don't think possessed so young i don't think they understand the level of athens lunatic that is out there i don't even understand because women get it way worse so to go out there and

there i mean that's like when you are the frigate alligator form that dangling those friggin chickens over the thing in all the crocs go in the water you're out of your mind while i understand your points but i still think that people supposed what they want to post it's their role the dice that you're in the heard of people shown most of their boobs yeah i'm indigenous peoples yeah because i don't think that you should be living your life in fear of what could happen or what might happen because of was the case i wouldn't leave me i'm not talking about going after a dream

talk about keeping your ass cracking while i respectfully disagree about the thing is the point we're gonna problem when so we saw gets to be a certain age you don't you dare tell her that that's gonna be not less will see that's all we know now now why now it's your daughter now it's ok i recognise that hypocrisy in this but i would be like please don't posts that type of stuff on there but i also know that i at a certain point i'm not gonna be able to control what she does like every sitting here quite worry tat rousing car you end up what you mean after what does that mean you don't beyond a certain point me what were aware what age is that what are we talking about here once eighteen inches and adults

i'm not going she isn't it think of what you thought you you're you're eighteen hours the law goes out of the dark right now you're now apamia you when i get home teenage yet you when i get a divorce number one with an eighteen year old what she's an adult you can be like she's a shy oh my god i will kill you i kill myself but the just because i lost you now oh god i say no more romantic lou not sweet nothing's gotta be romantic twenty oughta be romantic oh you know a romance you're not you're like a generous like a sweetheart but like romantic now i wouldn't say that your romantic but no one are you like romantic things you like you like me like dancing like in the middle the house like you like to do stuff like that i want to take you to be frankie valley out here and a light more hours yeah oh boy

is that whenever there is a boy and i have a date mistress does your someone that totally plutonic just somebody that i bring to all the stuff that i want to tell you wanna go i'm like a fifty year a white woman to take to stuff like that what are you gonna win race and do it because i mean they'll dozy roundly valley have you come on as we are you kidding me a mainly my mom would go where'd she go i take her you would take my word i would i love you mamma i married you got so probably never really nice time you're just too good to be true you wanna see their duties in his abc still kills it ray that's the guy from jersey boys or even

though i never laid a hand on you my door do so anyway back to the question of amelia mine the s perspective might need respective asthma is that you're not doing anything wrong by thirst trap on instagram bias you should know that that's gonna come with a change in how you are perceived and yes they are here's the thing if i girlfriend who was single and she was feeling really good about her savage was posting enow sexy photos i would be one worse ones being like yes badge get it oh my god amaze yet what get get your life just get em what is that that yes girl show you but if bill you do if i saw the bill was lacking offer photos i might be alive now wait just a minute so

ass to the reality of let's see i've i finally got my apps like i finally i don't have to go on the road for you no interest ruin everything that i get my aspect and i start i start posting shy less photos because i feel good about my body ivy like yeah yeah yeah yeah but i have a problem with women women already like our lookin for you in china like put it out there i ve seen it home we're gonna settle combats ladys that's when i was a young girls lie remarks as when the funny seizure over said just now i'm watching i've never had that attention ever it's been happening perhaps you have noticed that but it happened of it doesn't count when you get to work on that now what do you mean it doesn't count it counts when you nobody that means you good looking abovesaid you start selling tickets so having a navy hey big area as this like that doesn't mean anything look out she's been you like me when i was broke

i did i felt i'm with you when you are broke it was a great time you know i got you i was thirsty rapid how can one say something else all right will agree to disagree on those photos i think you know what people it yet it's just like you were in inviting like our love this gotta be something up there's somebody in law enforcement in stories and all that that this stuff to do these people are like people are politics now my people already nuts but this like this yoda with all of this stuff that you can look at like you couldn't do you know what i mean like down this path can the dania if you would like crush it somebody on work i mean you needed your imagination when you went all the conjure up some sort of fetnah you just go to their instagram page

and just sit there like an absolute boyer inside even consider voyeurism anymore and you just sit it's weird the whole thing is we and go further down and in their pictures are enough and then you need video the video i guardian and these some weird thing the way she'd like cracks and egg when she's just showing you how to make out over easy egg or something and you get all this cycle world and then what happens you get so into that virtual world that if you ever asked around she actually approach to you then have performance a prob problem because its intimate because he used to this stuff this thing there is a disease and you know i'm i'm i'm not judging anyway because i felt the ramifications of it you know i mean trying to lay off the did the bad stuff on there and you know it too easy to sail you know me i'm liberal and of conservative my conservative when it comes to this you are carried out as far as you know last call

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stay show this year without that yeah throwback thursday thereby drawback thursday you go i beg you everyone ex girlfriend sister i hate it a bargain stocks i'm twenty six and still in love with my high school sweetheart been on and off again for ten years and have gone through a lot to say the least jesus christ yes i just got back from a two week vacation with her where everything was perfect and we had the time of our lives this is the woman i want to start a family with became more and more apparent on this trip congratulations what could go wrong here's the thing

i slept with her sister on a drunken blacked out night three years ago while me in her we're not together and we're on bad terms oh boy who blew my was broken and i had a lot of resentment i was twenty three drunk weak shut the fuck up do you had a dick you fucking marked off to wear while you were dayton her other sit get the fuck out of here don't come with me i got a dick to arrive don't fuck and our youngest sister came on to make my god you victim things were different then and i was a mess listen i'm not saying you weren't fuckin heartbroken you are you a fucking cite the next day a girl you know what you just gotta check off a whole family lived there was bang the mother

that's gotta be called something like the grand slim you know like when tiger woods one foreign arose and they say anyone the grants that you want you want i'll for majors would be if you bang the mother at all the daughters that would be the grand slam the amount of guys laughter right now whether women a piss well a year or so later me and my high school sweetie started talking again and started to become close leading up to where it is now i had an unbelievable guilt for what i did with her sister the the closer me and this girl got years later it is we think that i have been honest with her about and i had to tell her you fucking idiot no you did you should talk to his sisters there'd been like what are we doing is it is it how does it make things better that you're told that's such as being a net and then like for the rest of their fuckin lives that's gonna be a problem between the two of jesus

you shouldn't said shit and just waited till twenty years later when this mr you know who never got married gets fuckin hamburg and yeah yeah why twenty five years ago point you know what he's doing ok was dead i was in the fuckin two thousands when you want from me anyways he goes well year or so later mean and the high schools we start talking again bob la i had an unbelievable guilt so i just saw the last night of our vacation my god we were lying in bed and i told her everything i took a slap was crying for hours and it was is ugly as you can imagine but you know i do like magic you got it off you fuck and chest he goes i feel terrible and am torn on if it was the right decision to tell her my friends are given me mixed answers and i would like an outside perspective from someone who i was

greatly the squire appreciate you respect me do you have that was really bugging you and your fellow he had to tell a good god you told her you know not to worry about that fuckin thing coming out of nowhere because it is still fresh in everything is confusing on what is next we love each other very much but obviously i fucked up big time this relationship stands a chance i really hope it does but i'm worried i ruined it she seems to be getting through it better than i thought after first reaction she told me she loves me by really hurt her and she needs some space because when i'm with cities and space i hope you don't have a brother because when i'm with her ok she told me she loves me but i really hurt her and she needs some space because went on with her she can't be mad at me i'm not a scumbag and is completely out of character for me to do

made a terrible mistake thanks go fuck yourself i will say the fact that you actually feel this level of guilt you're better man than makers i wouldn't said shit i just what has just been like well i hope this doesn't fucking come out some day well haven't pumpkin pie over thanksgiving and i bet there's a lot of people out there that limit that secret my thing is not only the cowardly self preservation that i would try to have i would also i am also thinking like i would have let situation i wouldn't said shit i would just break up with her and just walk away from it because i wouldn't say a by the way i bang just sister and that for them still life they have two fucking deal with that when i'm the piece of shit that did it but i have to commend you that you actually

felt that level of guilt and said something as i don't think so it sounds to me that you're gonna get past it so a good thing is that now you don't have to worry about that fuckin guy and piano for crashing down on your fuckin life someday so that's the upside maybe there's an upside down you told her where's she'll have faith in you that like while this guy actually fails guilt about stuff like that so i can trust and we were broken up while it happened do you want to see if i get near in here for this one hang on a sec all right the magic of the pause button again the lovely nears here hey i don't i girlfriend sister

how greece are right really quickly this guy around i'll give you a bridge version bent on an afghan for ten years just got back from a two week vacation with her everything was perfect where the terminal our lives is the woman i want to start a family with here's the thing i slept with the cistern a drunken blacked out night three years ago when we met while we me in her we're not together and we're on bad terms my heart was broken had a lot of resentment i was twenty three drunk weak and her youngest sister came on to me now tat s a rough one real roughly you let go you makes himself the victim of a year she came onto me i said earlier that dude ivan dick to those pocket lighter exactly as i said you rob went out to her before you fuckin as you can see them plans for a while that even wanna fuck this is their don't try to act like all i was so heartbroken you and the sister are both dirty ok

so here's the deal egos he felt tat terrible the last night at the vacation he couldn't deal with the guilt so he told her it goes i tell egos i took a slap she was crying for hours and it was an ugly as you can imagine my she told me she loves me but i really hurt her and she need some space because when i'm with with her she can't be mad at me scumbag and this is completely out of character for me to do i just made a terrible mistake so he's simply saying do you think the relationship stands a chance i really hope it does but i'm worried i ruined it she's beginning through it better than i thought after first reaction what you think yeah now it's not gonna happen you fucked your sister it's over that's i don't think so

yeah because i mean maybe maybe there are some people who are more emotionally involved than i am but i couldn't get that like that's her sister like her sisters not going anywhere and like how's it going to be at like thanksgiving and christmas and like all that kind of stuff like you just go to avoid each other or just kind of like it's weird i may make the three of them can have three some now what i was thinking you can you can have a threesome with your sister that's disgusting

rose i would never want to replace the surrey and there are now going to each other or these by talking to each other we went to the water park now unless the three of them sit down and both this guy and the sister are so repentant and so whatever but like you you'd never be able to trust them you never know like oh yeah can you has run out and like you know get some extra sugar and my groceries exactly so and that's the thing she might be ok with him now but in the end she's gonna choose her sister like that no matter how her sister betrayed her that's the sister so you are disposable you're just like the dude that's family so the thing that you real and i hope you like hands on too the current system yes sir this is there will probably get

pastor guy if one or a long long way from now and it probably always still be there but because their family women family betrays each other all the time you now is a thing i think what she did was worse than what he did this yeah oh definitely if we're gonna like put them on who was that his personal situation the sister one pursue so here's what i learned you never do that if you with the woman ok ok you guys break up and blah blah blah it first system comes out do you like you are effectively ending that relationship forever yeah yeah what you can see they told her aunt in relation to think he should have told us the thing about it is is he told her because he felt guilty so it was to unburden his own conscience because it will

real cause there's nothing in telling her that would make her feel better and oh my god thank you so much for being honest with me that's this stir so i don't know i don't really think nothing that he had such guilt that he had the teller not really because people are made with shielding all the time and they like all i had to get off my chest and it's like congratulations on your chest now i feel shitty so was that really for me or was after you near renee hill commonly and bring about i don't i don't i'm not with that whole like well at least he was honest with you it's like for what for me now that was all for him to iron ever looked at it that way well not that i don't think apologies are worthwhile or i don't

it's not like i dont think that you should apologise for sunday you did wrong but i just feel like you really need took us only hope and that's what you were saying you really need that western europe motivations or confessing something of this level you know what i mean it's like what are you really trying to do a lot of times people are just trying to unburden themselves that's what i was saying that the best thing now is he got it out there so he doesn't away but their grand piano come crashing down into his life some daily of similar they ever like fucking thanksgiving dinner what i want to know is what is going on between the girl and the sister because obviously that's no sister that's no real i don't know that's what i'm one with something else why that's fucked up because now you know that the parents know you know you think she would have told the parents like what have they know i thought my play and then i gotta be like all my god we raised a whore

thing is using measures at a later stage when she got my god he's innovations they expose that's norway yet that's issued nano that's that's beyond that's a powerful yet it is hold power fate is i wonder if this was a younger sister and i wonder like who knows but that's what i'm more entreat about now is like what's gonna happen with these stairs you now like that some deep shit right there so that's like a power thing on her things same like you know how much is your inter you still can't fucking resists me what is it yeah maybe so because who does the who goes after the let us into the female mind i i can't let you know that's not a female bang that's like a dirty asshole bitch nest a person i dont know what that's like i would never go after a relatives like significant other so where do you draw the line

and what do you mean coworker so you not just so that people know because you really have strong opinions on this so i want to know you so family obviously need to free yeah namely that amateur artists and that is clearly in our relationship with somebody else and you know got all together i want to know that i want to know where you draw the line coworker you guys occasionally have lunch together with the sisters coworker is something the guy's got like he does like the paisley tie with the suspenders you know thou who cares if you guys always go nuts about nobody else but yeah what we have suspenders you don't need about some but anyway what are we as both to spend his annabel them anything like that i don't know what it is that you're trying to do maybe i would you have but one then let's get that thing that female thing we're like you'd feel safe

disguised really gonna have like you can have an alarm system and a gun a sword and where to condemn that i don't know about that now i mean it they're not involved there not like in a real relationship neighbours the evil would you bang a neighbor what bang like my sister with neighbour not your sisters double taken family out of saying where we are the line where is this like well whatever bitch you know it's like i say you put your hand up whatever bitch what are you talking about i'm sacred you say like that's family you can't fucking do the final verdict comedic anglia now i see what you mean i mean neighbour to streets over

your neighbor knew them invited you over and you went over there you know what i have a real life example of that i would have been a guy was an architect around i got it i had a real an example of this dirty during my problem i my senior prom i'll dirty you wait a minute i want somebody which is a friend's ok but my friend bismarckian read but my friend what

to the problem with this guy that she had just met and they were set up by another friend with different school so they didn't really like know each other income but that was a day of just africa just when they were set up by french so i'm totally innocent so this is a real early then we really couldn't acts it during prom unlike as you know that was not what happened as you know my problem did not end that great my parents like came in like took me from this house and i think that was done in a way to tell them the truth i called my parents because i was supposed to spend the night had girlfriends house but instead we're gonna be hanging out at this boy's house his elder sister was there there's a whole bunch of us were hanging out i was having such a great time that i call my parents and i said hey just so you know staying here my mom plainly flipped out and sheer my stepfather came and like extra

did me from the homes prom ended exactly so it didn't end than any it was a very dramatic but rate parents ultimately they did the right thing but anyway he me and this guy ended up connecting and we ended up like dating afterward so you know that's it i thought you say that you know like i we win the bathroom went to the front door then a moment put the window apple none but it it wasn't her boyfriend they had just met i think she definitely felt some type away about it you know only because chose you over her exactly you guys in any sort of like friendship friendship no she and i were really good friend that's about it snipers

that's a rough one but it wasn't bread and a lot a rough one a rough one and we dated for awhile we dated up and saw you know like i went to college basically and that was that was the end of that so wasn't like this long term ino torrid affair it wasn't like he was my first love or anything you just really cute football player bob marley you know what can i say sorted sorted sorted details there are right well that's the parties for this week jesus you came here this week became argue really fucking just put that guy you said you know what then that's it it's a fucking wrapping you know what i think you're right

i think you're right i can say that as i said in my bank is hey what's goin on its bill power and it is the monday morning podcast for monday november fifty's thousand and ten at doing this one really really really fucking late i had fly back from columbus this weekend club so high oil and before i start the podcast i want to thank everyone who came out to my shows i'm sick phenomenal shows out there every damn one of them sold out smiling and wave and i was shaken hands and kiss and babies after shows everything was great sorrow want to thank everyone who came out

seriously man i was amazing the sun even a sunday show sold out so well actually yeah definitely going to be back you know cause that's how i do it you show up to my shows then i come back to your tell you how the fuck you think i'm doing this ship for free people only the podcast is free but even that is anything free there is a price to pay for everything my girl is fuckin pressed it me right now because my apartment was so goddamn quiet until i came home and she was praying to god that i read on the pot cast and she was asking me did you at the journey to it did you do it and i said no i have to do the pod cast and she was just like she's just so

some quiet so what i'm gonna do i'm gonna do more subdue podcast weekenders fuckin with you i live to irritate people are right so i'm gonna be doin it what the fuck am i talking about i just got off the play right back from columbus what the fuck do i want to talk about fucking know turn to take pictures of people sleeping in airports just some other fuckin faces you know she on them once when people don't bring those neck braces you know those people like their fuckin sue happy people during the day and night they fly in planes in the other little neck braces when when people dont have those just watch and people's health bob and all around it up as a good time to be obese there's a guy like that built in net brace big net brace of fat enough you want a pill

all you do is lenient forty five degrees to the right and the left you're all good i bet they never have any net pay you know but they do every fuckin weak on the biggest losers sit near bitch martinek applying it so forget are really you a body temperature pillow on four sides your neck i know it's rob but my world you still have sites so they go fairies fat people i know and i know i teach you a lot because you know what ok yeah observes that europe is enough fuckin group out there that i gotta watch what i say that i got tippy till around ok i'm not take i'm not fucking add another one all right i've up there with the fuckin tippy torrid guardian pastors way off the fudge

i first realized that without a control when i went to fall asleep on the plane i felt like i was lying on a cloud and i realized part of my neck jesus what can craig you my when i get off a goddamned plain anyways i was a good boy out and columbus as far as boozing goes i did not booze thus far eating goes i did all right enough you're so fucking funny when you go to the god damn it was in you try ass people where can i get somethin healthy to eat like that there's no such thing as healthy food in the mid west take they don't even i can understand it you know all they know how to do to have some big blockaded fuckin blonde hair kid come out of the god damn wife's fuckin twat right then i even raise and they just send a mountain of fuckin corn fields and just just have the kid the kid

is is until these fuckin sixteen right then they sign up for pop wanna fuck in football they can and find a home to fit is big fuckin big ten goddamn butcher lock of a fuckin head right now what happened some piece of shit get bade him so what do they do they fucking crack whether crack back block whatever thought they take us working needs out i his dreams over he's not gonna block for jim plug it it's fuckin over so that what he gets it job at a fuckin hotel desk in here i come walk in it you know the fuckin see california boy now go no me is there a place to get something healthy and these fuckin people that their eyes cross i said it's all i said so you know i'm really craving a state says it was their place to get a steak i don't mean like an applebee's steak you know i mean i'm talking cloth napkins i'm talk

you know somebody related to a rockefeller sitting at the bar sip and on some goddamn old booze talking to a broad seventy years younger than that's that's the kind of fuckin place i want to go to a right as what i want to go to you know this fuckin goddamn idiot say he sent me to say fucking barbecue shack i walk towards it like you know i don't have a carson walkin around the hotel as i'm walking towards the complex he told me to go to where the first read flags i saw was a neon side we gotta mistake eaters out there who listen to this fuckin podcast yeah do you d like a quality stake do you like going to equality place exactly now have you ever seen a fucking me on side neon signage display lugers ebony on signage i don't think so smith the will linsky

it's always supposed to look stuffy it supposed to look like this politicians in their don't fuckin dirty backdoor deals fuckin defence contracts that's what is supposed to look like a right fuckin guys in suits that's supposed to look like an icon walkin it is it and you know i don't have enough before the shell so i just say fuck it and go over there right and i walk into this barbecue joint and if you guys have listened to this podcast before you realize i fuckin hate barbecue i don't like it it doesn't taste good i think the site it's just their way of of of covering up the fact that you're eating a very poor cut of meat you know the fuckin cartilage out of a god damn and whatever the hell they do a pig's ear sandwich is it really did you get all the cartilage in there you fuckin moron no one you gotta slathered with all that smoked equerry whatever the fuck

actually it's not what you cook it with whatever but barbecue saw so i go in there you know i'm fuckin grumbling like the goddamn an old man i am so i hope up the menu and i just have some just pops out at me it's his pole pork they got some some broccoli and some beans and i say fuck it you know he's cute girl comes up right like the rounders tits i've seen a long time was fuckin perfectly fuckin around and they weren't fake and i was just kept looking out i'm gone how are they so fuckin round and i was like you know what she probably has on one of those fuckin now hocus pocus bryce that's what it is you probably got an acre possibly be cup and i don't know what the fuck did doing their padded but you know still fund look at she she had one of those browser that i think doug having made and dumb master of illusion doug heading

he's a magician everybody the big space and between his teeth like that fuckin guy you the play for the giants whose now on television who had a failed sick com and i can never members fuckin name oh yeah yeah that someone like tat you just can't robber the fuckin name at this a facial hair is rosy greer focus his name the great defence first of all time broke the silence record member that would fuckin bread far curled up into the fetal position because they were friends the fox nay replaced but a goddamn giants shut the fuck you think and richard seymour i knowledge of guy the patriot shouldn't traded fuck it his name begins with an ass is in essence there somewhere like i could fuckin he could spend a walnut at you between is to front teeth daddy open in his got their mouth

anyway so i go in there and i fuck in order that shit i'm just looking at this girl with around tits right and she bring the stuff over and they got this little dinner they got the kansas city which is a sweet sweets waiter one and then you got carolinas more vinegar base and then we got we got the fuck mexican one that's gonna make your eyes water and you knows run then they had one other wonder the pussy one right so i go to kansas city one and i gotta tell you it was when the best fuck me i've had a long time it was after the pork was absolutely delicious i love the beans what phenomenal the broccoli of course been steaming since they opened the place because nobody in the mid west each vegetables their horrible people man they all got big heads and block collins

that's why they play that smash mild football then i could use a spread offered raw fuckin clogged up just for and around people i'm just fucking around i'm goin on adrenaline here i have gone on adrenalin that's all i got i got this week so actually i that's a one time when i didn't eat well our food this week i went to fuckin penny pan am ran about panorama fuckin teneriffe bread whatever the fuck you call it when it i wanna go breakfast sandwich sir i can help you down here sir yes thank you sir come down to this register sir thank you sir i said can i help you sir one of those places where did like did somebody drug you did like baldwin of an era bread come in and scream fuck you you you know that

glengarry glenn ross and you're out here what's with you know just trying to be all fuckin happy stopping you not tat happy so anyway circa be sorry sir i can help you down here give up the next person down here circular dont come down here sir so go down there i gotta get me get breakfast sandwich ok we have a choice between egg and cheese edgy sausage direct cheese and bacon i gotta get the egg and she's what kind of bread a kind of bread you got what you get the hickory smelt we get the salmon flat fuck it just gimme wait ok sir there's no reason to curse rights or get the wheat and they just microwave this shit i don't know i was one of the most tat it was almost like a joke sandwich like a prop sandwich like the kind of thing that would be sit down a plate in the background show shower was at peace playhouse peace funhouse pee wee let's give some kids some acid and invite a pedophile over but never fucking

i was called a drowned and always work that was a sure there was a shit sandwich story was even shit here but anyway this is the falcon podcast for this week i need help from you guys are right i went out i bought some ram for my computer my whole do it yourself kick i know i gotta go down to the apple store and had one of those fuckin nerds their guide their body yoda walking around with the nerve they have you know genius written on their short right with there we hardly glasses in that type of shit i'm like a fuckin hard can it be to put ram and a computer that sounds pretty intimidate doesn't it laid out i went on youtube and evidently it's pretty fuckin easy take a goddamn nicolai a pocket bright young who the fuck and battery for some reason you you

u turn right to loosen in our lefty lucy righty tidy you have to go right pop out the falcon battery like two screws you remove a ban and then this who switches and the things pop out like toast you take up we all want you put in the higher one he slept fuck back any use to the reverse process in you done but this is the problem you need special screwdrivers aright you need precision screwdrivers and i went down to fuckin home depot they don't have any small enough so now tat i was insulted all the tec nerds out there where the fuck and i get these screwdrivers i ever met o s x or that ten have no idea version ten point five point eight i need precision screwdrivers to unscrewed fuckin three four bolts i feel like i'm gonna go i'm gonna put a fuckin happy in my laptop to joke i should go on you to go on youtube and check

we're going the unemployed cask as will have this very dotcom em in pakistan come we have the video up there just look up youtube videos how to add ram to your mac and this guy i will show you how to do the whole fucking thing it's a joke right this is my new kick i'm sick of these you guys with their dickies come walkin in my apartment charge me all this got their money and not one of them seems like there any smarter than i am so basically they just have information information who walk the new number two always number one you are number six i'm not another i m awfully bad so i made flashback yeah i'm sick of these guys coming in you charge me always fuckin money

i want to i do shit myself i'm still trying to get the balls up to replace the tremor my doors i've got to the point we have watched enough youtube videos where i definitely know how to get the shit off like most weekend warriors all i can start the fucking job bring it in our home you know it's gonna be hilarious and or great for my act is one action try to do this shit and fail and then i to call another guy over to finish it because i wasn't man enough to figure it out myself and it'll be escalating but you know what alert us to i give a fuck anonymity the private this point out stand right there figure up look over his shoulder hobby that annoying guy are you blue card guys outdo fiction i did that for a minute i used to finish basements euro in the fuckin worse

job you could ever do is you go into somebody's fucking house they're going to finish their basement in the fuckin cunt would be setting down there in the basement watching you do the entire project so any time you made a bad chart anytime you know all the bullshit that's behind the walls is a lot to me and elbow work in this new freak out what is there going to be a rough like when you go to put the fuckin installation and you know what i like remember the fuckin measurements i was i was a grunt i just handed the due to shit remember that like the fuckin insulation like eighty percent up the wall then you reach oven break off some more insulation and stuff it in their the fucking god damn brides would get so pissed off what about that little space and between it's not gonna matter why

who here do you think we're going to steal your fuckin laundry get out of here the fuck are you there was a delay you know it's funny as you just sit there and indeed the fuckin shit would go on between me and the other person i was finished in the basement with you now when we realised the person wasn't leaving do they do would just be like a hand me the nail gun and you know you do that shit where where it like the do she's behind you right it's basically he's talking to me i can see his face in over his shoulder i see the person who owns the fuckin house and he turned to me like hammy that mail and then i was eyes would be wide and his eyebrows be down you know that look like back oh shit when it s probably what's going to happen and myself this is the monday morning part

just overtly subdued version of the money money podcast four november fifteenth a guess was it guess what everybody say stutter through this fucking thing it is november fit an old billy boy here s got thirty days and no pose no boss a drop of fuckin bows how do you like the fucker willpower it's not the impressive as a well fuck it means a lot to me i was actually on the plane reading rolling stone em an amazon the cover and he was talking about two and a half years of being sober and i was think ass pretty fuckin amazing considering the most i've been able to go seventy five days you know i grant i don't feel like i have an addictive personally i just don't want to have it huge fat head although i could use the side of my neck for a pillow when i get on the guardian played

so anyway this is the podcast for this week last week i actually began a new segment here on the plan cast inadvertently when out when i brought up movie over the edge kids right in the school and they locked the police and the parents teachers because they have a that meeting in the cafeteria lock him in the fuckin cafeteria and then they said vandalized the school the cop runs up finish talking on the phone chain link fence or whatever the fuck they put up and he can't get out and this chick big check likes what two comes rotted by with this giant globe she runs the camera and then comes running back looks at the cop and goes aid if you stick a pig what what are the most fucking horrific lines i've ever seen in a fuckin movie and that ended up

inadvertently creating a new segment best lines in awful movies and i got one for you it is called shark attack i can't tell you what the line is you have to what somebody said this and i should say it's shark attack three just search we're gonna have all of these will all of ship ship sorry upon a mesh apologizing because i didn't curse sorry i said ship and set a shit work have all these videos up when the amount podcast outcome right for some reason if you want to look it up yourself of your control freak i understand the gatt making my part around give a fuck i want you to look up shark attack three famous line i challenge you to be silence after you fuckin here with this guy says i think i just said what

there are just some us when i most fucked up lines have ever heard a movie and you know that that's the challenge gimme a line worse than this fuckin line in shark attack three famous line and also kind of surfing i started serpent bad movies guess i got it to that part on youtube and definitely must rent a definite rental for me taken a month off here come on up around christmas is silent night deadly night part five i have to watch that fucking movie there's another great want just just go on youtube and fucking just look at the movie

just look at the trailer for that fuckin movie europe somebody asked me the other days i can now as an actor when you're in a bad movie do you think you realize it you know and i think on a movie like that you do but the scary thing is i think on anything else should doubt because you're so at the fuckin mercy of the music of the audits and allah type a shit you just pray to god you get somebody good that's what i learned and date night when i delivered eight fuckin lines a centimeter can i come in and inside the actors fuckin studio i had eight lines more than a goddamn extra and here i am talking like i'm a fucking professional what away of the hiccups so many ways do you go people twenty one minutes where i didn't talk about sports are right soap appeared to roll you're fucking eyes stock and i felt football real quick here i went one in three this week bet against the spread

at my fuckin ass handling fuckin ass here to me i knew the second year of gamblers out day you know like those certain weeks where you just you just can't see a winner we should get excited you like i thought this is easy man like that that their definite cover there definitely cover courts have em don't but i'm not talking about whether you want to lose we have that excitement like tat i can fuck it see it right you know you like death the black students whose constantly shaven his head and predator i see you over there the trees right you look at it like that this week i was more like tom cruise and top gun you know when he loses its edge it's no good it's no good you know fuck it played around you fuckin fag what do you do it right each it has no kirshner gonna see it that that's how i was this week i just you know i looked at the bills and lines and i just didn't like it hated that fuckin gay

was to goddamn jekyll and high teams of the fox gonna show up stay away from that one i looked at fuckin miami and the ravens something was telling me chad pennington chad pennington balzac against re louis fuckin ralph later whatever the fuck enable these quarterback is it for some reason i can't remember eddie falco eighty falco what the fuck is this name flak o joe flat go so i am i got toby miami but i didn't have the balls i didn't have the balls to pull fergus why i said fuck that one right so i bet tamper bakers even workin for me and they covered

not just pick two games why just couldn't i couldn't see a fuckin where i bet that the houston texas against jacksonville i was getting appoint a half i sit goddamn jekyll and high jacksonville who's gonna show up taxes have been consistent fuck it they beat the colts i'm going with the texas i lose that goddamn fuckin bet on that hale mary pass our i put that happens and then i looked at the arizona seattle game and i picked arizona and i no wait seattle seed he cares not a fuckin nfl coach and i picked out zoning as i was saying none at seattle so can lose that one and this was the worst one pittsburgh plays my fuckin new england patriots and i was so goddamn walking depressed after their browns laws the steel

or at home and their only given fuckin four and a half they got tat great defect they got ben ruthless barker joe fuckin cool one two superboss held a lot of water with me so i say fuck it i'm taken the goddamn steals a bet against me i'll fuckin team lost out one you're my sunday night show at the funnybone columbus and i get off stage and are going it's gotta be like seventeen three or seven he didn't nine or something pittsburgh and i get off stages fuck intended nothing patriots and i was i you gotta be she had made right you know let's sinking feeling like you gotta be kidding me really really i lost the mai and fuck a team i might be able to enjoy this actually i still didn't joint it's kind of a win win for me is a patriot get the fuck it asked is correct but it helps my gambling record or they

went but the thing is decided bet on the patriot so i can't brag this week i can't even bring up the fact that we fucking on that spock steelers we are seven and two against those motherfuckers the last night games this time world champion that the fuckin yankees of vienna fell the boss then celtics other yet i fell the montreal canadians the one with the most spock entitles we ask to an eye for the life of me i can't figure out why if you like a month ago when all the jet fans had this stupid rain chest here standing at attention and i was saying that ruthless burger had come back yet that's a team was gonna kick the shit out of you or till you beat tat faculty now that's a team that i believe that what the fuck happened i don't have so many ways dot being in columbus actually got to watch the browns and the jets game ed

you know what i don't fucking what the browns like cleveland fans i dont know what the fuck you guys did to the sports gods that's another one of those fuckin towns it's just like they just can't lose again game they have to fuck it up you know by the way can i get any credit on this podcast for that staff that i created member i told you i said marked fuckin sanchez leads the league and drop enters dropped interceptions any fantasy foot while nerds want to start keeping track of that i've never seen anything like it like he's got a little remote control in the football there were different catch it with both hands nobody does like he's he's got lucky turns into a knuckle that for get a piece of shit now japanese actually could quarterback that fuckin guy he threw a pic he throws a pic i got caught the ball

hit the stood it both fucking hands but because they're just browsing the do just goes wall a heat like you there was a hot potato just sort of wood past himself then he's like well on our way i want to catch it now and at that point the jet wide receiver wisely slapped to the fuckin ground you know in defence of the jets emmy they did miss three fuckin feel go so they should have one regulation but jesus christ they opened the fucking that's a scare me about the jets as they fuckin lose games and they still when they got lost be a lady to night they got that on their side and you jeff fans because i know you have no idea what it's like to win the championship right there what you need when you start saying shit like that that's the kind of shit that should get you excited at school the shit out of me because if you motherfucker are actually going to be a halfway decent team and the people are gonna

rob interceptions how do you stopped even when they're trying to lose a fucking game they still went and games but jet and you gotta admit how fuckin insane is that back i told guys i keep forgetting his name the guy with the dodge ram grill on the front of his fuckin helmet who the fuck was talking about his arms were saying that's why fumbled the bar that motherfucker they were frightened we'll go to step out of bounds protect the fuckin ball whatever here's my prediction i think cleveland very quickly he's gonna get over leubronn leaving and they're gonna become a football town once again i am all for it because i fuckin loved the cliff browse in the eighties i love those teams brian site bernie khazar

that fuckin orange shalmaneser play municipal stadium and it was always like fuckin mine is sixty degrees games with a ship those games with a fuckin shit cartier kids right i don't know you know what i have she get excited when a team that that's bad bad for along but actually used to have a winning tradition like the brow with a ship in the fifties right through sixties this should looked up i should have looked up by how many eta felt it also data that they want is that fucked up that they don't count those you'd autonomy like how the pittsburgh steelers or atop the league a measly six championships it's not a measly because they ve won in the last forty some years but like six champ ships is all it takes to get to the top of the league you know it's fuck it

many seven in baseball seventeen in basketball i forget what the canadians got the keys got like fuckin now they get at least twenty two some like tat jesus christ some fuckin french do he's gonna correctly on that one all in capital letters glee lines over different vowels yeah don't why i don't think anybody know why why don't they count those titles you don't wanna take they can like me would it be if eagle fans could actually have liked nineteen sixty one of the thought they had at least some sort of championship banner hanging on top of the fucking blips subway sandwich dot com stadium whatever wherever the fact they play why don't they went out to account those designer it is this even talk of roma we interesting let's get to do the obscure sports tat other weak somebody said shit you know last

week i started this topic by saying how the last time sports teams and saint louis lost the world series lost the stanley cup final lost a super bowl and an nba title way back when they had the saint louis hawks before they move to atlanta the lad four times they ve lost in the finals last time they lost in the files and all for sports is what i'm trying to say we're all from teams all at the hands of teams from boston there's your obscure staff from last week and this is the one this week i right this is the most fucked up thing i've seen in a while evidently back and nineteen seventy three right the glam rock was going on right skinny little historical process i think this is right during watergate what did next and get bounced out like seventy four that's right as you want and seventy two

the father was seventy three then he was gone what else happened would get out of vietnam is a year before he got out of vietnam at about chicks are pretty hop active the whole mary tyler more look and i was never in the maritime wash she the better on that showed that skinny drunk used to fall over the ottoman but dick van dyke was the other wants them as it did the guest stars and they had they had the flag in many sports many scots gino barely hanging over those fuckin harry months i'm anyways very historical spected to yankee pitchers in nineteen seventy three i never heard of this tree did their wives and kids they just switched off families this is the story according the daily nos nineteen seventy three four today of florida march much

much with yankee pitcher the gold the last names here because i guess you know people know who the fuck they were kekuit uk i see age and mary and disclosed today that data exchange families several months ago petersen moving in was susan keck rich and her to do letters and keck rich moving in with marilyn petersen and are two sons the pictures separate talks said they decided to reveal the arrangement because too many people knew about it evidently everybody in baseball i mean you can't really keep a story like that quiet i guess all around the fuckin spring training everybody was talking about the shit so they finally just went public with it they thought it was time clear the air thirty one year old petersen confided that they hope that you will make anything sorted out of this according to catch

i'm sure i'm saying that wrong unless people know that details it could turn out to be a nasty type thing don't say this was wiped swapping wife's whopping because it wasn't we in swap wives we swapped lives jesus christ outta this guy fucking sprinkled a bunch of sugar over i guess technically he is right to have fucked up their children yeah dad just taps out yeah body here i don't be with your mom anymore and you know you don't my best body is always over here drink it bears yeah he's gonna be had now he's gonna bag and your mom when here mt i just know that's not me doing that work or right kids about a year die i'm gonna go fuck him and go raise his children ok how does that sit with you jason christ you wanna talk of if they had daughters you wanna talk about the easiest checks to lose your fuckin virginia

tell them where they go right there there they are what about fellows i write new jersey where the four have resided for four years requires simply that the parties proof separation for a year in order to file for divorce it's a no fault rule meaning no grounds are required you know it's amazing about this fucking story is how like that you could actually keep something like this quiet fora for a couple of months because if you ever try to do any bull shit like this today i mean jesus christ three different twenty four hours sports networks and espn alone the verses network i mean that get tee z what job what languages dmz late night hot shows they got like fifty eight of them now the over manager ralph have said it was a situation that he could live with that it would not ripper part is team and that

still at its best chance of winning appended since nineteen sixty four i was like ralph elk fucking kept positive for the record they went eighty and eighty two to games of under five hundred jesus fucking christ jesus rice tyler factories do you top that obscure stead is anybody noticed that i've been stuttering more and more as his fucking podcast goes along the sun is good actually going down a thirty six dotterine fucking minutes in here hang on a second turn the later and so i can read here hold on you stay there for somebody asked his wife and family across the street how de facto mean taught me that was like fall out of the the free love man societies rules me what does it mean

funny is they they really i saw a great documentary on on hippies zodiac called hippies and it was also because one former hippy do was really honest where he just said he didn't like what was going on any rebelled against it which i totally fuckin related to buy he talked about living in those communes you know where they were gonna start their own fuckin churches in their own education and everything nobody buddy shared everything and he came to the same conclusion that we all come to is that basically other people are fucking irritating and you want to get away from it and that's single what happened at the commune at least for this guy like he was hanging out free love and all this type of shit and afterwards you just like all my car i gotta get i get the fuck away from these people

so you really gotta handed to the native americans how they were able to live like that somehow ah you know why it is of course because i didn't realize they didn't understand the concept of having an apartment much less a fucking door that right that was yeah that's plough had oh by the way i've really pissed off a lot of potheads evidently on my podcast they think that i am against smoking weed and then i'm trashing that whole fucking lifestyle why don't you i'll go take another head off your fuckin blunt in fact relax right just because i i trash that guy who was a pot smoker i wasn't saying that we'd was a bad thing right at this point those vaporize is that they have it's probably fuckin ten times healthier then sit around drinking a six pack i don't give a fuck problem i wasn't talking about smoking weed i was i was making fun of a loser

tell him that woman that she was dating a fucking loser right as a man your job is to go out fuckin provide you know what many breaks into your house that to shit yourself the grab the nearest blunt object and fuckin go brave harder on a that's what you're supposed to do you know i would shit myself lock myself in the bathroom call nine one one of course but can provide god damn it it's what i got a fucking people for speaking to that i watch no country for old man again what a fuckin awesome movie that is there's just absolutely phenomenal fucking movie and actually made me sad that we were in final descent that's how good the goddamn movies but anyway sought just know that potheads i'm not making fun you know if i make fun of some guy who's a boost bag boost

fuckin loser sitting around draken bear all day on the couch that doesn't mean that i dont think that anybody should drink all right so fuckin relax jesus christ i thought you got mellow when you smoke with anyway us plough ahead apologies can you guys basically just admit that you want we to be free just so you can just sit around smoke and not have to worry about anybody hassle india in our they use a classic hippy word why can't you just admit that and stop telling me about you know how the fuck a declaration of independence was written on hemp and all these you know i mean jesus christ you can make a potted plan out of a four an empty forty out i'm like a sit don't act like i don't wish that i want to drink it public right dude my

rain shut down seven minutes ago area what the fuck i'm talking about i need to start reading again overrated underrated for this week everybody right this guy said underrated banana pancake damn i made a simple pancake with bananas it and i ask some great real maple syrup from new zealand and it was fuckin amazing i couldn't believe her read it tasted i never was a pancake guy and when i used to go to i was never pay i want you to go to diners back in jersey it was delicious but overrated to banana pancakes all right i got greedy i thought the first one was so good i went back and made a second what mare was i wrong i ate it and felt like a gluttonous pay i should now but at least temporarily temporarily forgot happiness comes in sports and too much of anything can be bad h relate life too

couple of pancakes but it's true i over did it and ruin the great single pancake experience i wanted it was great ate a second and i felt like shit yeah they go do do batter pink better is edible cement that's what it is i told the story before for all you struggling comedians out there you don't blow your cash on food go down dennys or an eye hop in nine thirty in the morning get the fuck and full stack pancakes in force i do not make him anymore all this talk about nutrition i don't even think back in the day they give you five and you just just like mad versus food i just shut that she be sweating by the time we get to the third one all that europe and all that butter and they need support

your water in the oj i swear to god you weren't hungry again to like ten o clock at night so you got to skip at least one fuckin mail you know just the tipp just a tip for you let's wine this podcast down let's go short and sweet this week shall we two videos for this week i'm gonna tell you right now i think these are arguably the best fuckin youtube videos the best cluster of youtube videos at that you guys have suggested since i've been doing this topic because you guys about are now actually going outside the realm of youtube in finding some really obscure shit so for all are you there listening at home just go to the end podcast dot com and we'll have all of these lined up for you to watch all right here we go first youtube video and this one right here is an instant fuckin classic i absolutely love this guy two videos called man is taste marks cops

still gets away i want you eyes to watch this is not always a fuckin hilarious but sk i really shows why is so important to know what you're right far as a citizen i'm not saying the car sounds still gonna kick the shit out of you but just to watch this guy he's actually stopping the cops on a certain level because they answers questions think they got a pinned on the ground and they sir gawaine sir you're on the rest your you realize you aren't you are you aware that you're under arrest and he goes now because what's the charge what is that and i just kept on sir you wear that you're under arrest he's like i dont speak the language i'm not in your king i'm not a subjective your kingdom right for them first minute in twenty seconds this guy's fuck unawares then gets all religious oh jesus and then it gets done he looks like a freak and then he start singing this fuckin song

and they're trying to hang custom and he is with the most simple fucking move with his elbow really looked to see it the cup keeps going over the rest under the rest over the rest under the rest and he just keeps moving his fucking elbow its literally two inch move he's moving it up two inches down to which is in this fucking cop cannot get to damn handcuffs autumn and the whole time he's doing this he sing in this fuckin song he's like a poet or something like that then they taser are taking them he standing up any is he's presented his case because his wife is building it as is getting standing up going i defending myself i am defending myself from this unjust hazing and then he runs away when the great you two fuckin videos ever disguise is my fuckin hero i love our right stick with the arrest in this week

another one is a funny arrest and this is black we're getting arrested for drink driving and this guy is absolutely fuckin hilarious he is adamant that he was egos i have a drink it but i'll live and i said i was taken i would rather you gotta see this guy second it must allow take no mother fucker test and ass he was yelling the lady would be like certainly just go now why am i try to re enact these are all fuckin allows brief fair and balanced we gotta drunk black i know we're gonna drunk fuckin why do drunk redneck arrest and this guy isn't drunk i guess he is drunk but he's fucking when we agree as he says the meanest shit ever how's it going to arrest him i ll just give you little quickly you two trailers they go to arrest the guy they aren't gonna fuckin handcuff the cops gaunt listen

come on man we don't want to have we don't have to hurt you guys like i want to have either break your fuckin nick i'll fuck it yet make a funny just a watch him oh silent night deadly night part five watch that movie trailer for those week of stomach do not watch this rapporteur shut herself during interview she hasn't my pants to just to warn you ah what is the last one of the last one for all the dramas out there had a bunch of musicians specifically drummers we all these all these emails this week i had no idea the amount of musicians and the amount of drummers in particular who listen to my pie gas everybody i gotta check out stuart cope led them carry all these fuckin people actually something rolling stone about phil college today agenda for as much

music as he made in the eighties like that guy's a fucking fucking beast of a drummer lefthanded drummer still place those concert terms with the no bought up no bottom heads this guy i'm channel there's not enough veni but he's got a great youtube video that just has him just playing i don't want to hear him solar wind with chester thompson i was another great drama i just want to hear by himself that guy is fuckin beast and the sad thing is he stepped out behind the kid and it was good in the beginning and in the end it was just you can't hurry love it says studio just some of the worst fuckin music ever made there actually she took a rolling stone he has his whole article without either is talking about how you know he became the anti christ is actually confused as to why that happened so a kind of felt bad

as an artist but it's like you know look back on that music filled you really think that fuck it holds up she's there have vegetable tat jeff oh jesus terrible anyways so checked so somebody everybody was sending me these videos of drummers tell me all this shit i should check out die this was the one this was the drug video that really stood up for me two things one this is a video i already knew about you guys aren't you like drummond base music or if your drummers out how are you you wonder where that fuckin music came from this video that explains says very video explains the world's most underwrite most important six second drum loop and its

recently the song from a sort of obscure i guess aren't be group called the winston and dad had this sancho amen brother which was actually a beside and it has like this i don't know what it was it was like an arrow musically how to say it was like a fuckin to bar drum break tat these attributes to wrap over what they explain the whole fuckin thing it basically how dj took that to bar drum break an isolated every sound of of the recording every like musically like if you could cut it like thirty second not suggest isolated everything the sound of the ride sembled soundly based from ever thing and the sound of all of us together and just spliced the whole fucking hang up and then re edited indifferent and a different order and then spend the whole fuckin thing i created all these new drums beating trip and spent the whole fuckin thing up past the point

where human beings could actually play drums at that point it but what's great about fuckin human beings is i liked it leave is that were better than fax machines so the great dramas of the world's figured out how to fuckin play that fast that's a whole think guys like joe joe mare actually through fuckin these different techniques to play model method push poland all that they figured out how to fuckin play at that level but this video explains basically how all that drummond based shit kind of came about check out joe joe mayor to another drug video will have upon the immense yes if your interested that shit how how fucking fast this guy can play in go pay strong players i gotta show you this fuckin video this guy can get three and four base drum hits in a row like crop

doing like that he'll tell shit it's fucking unbelievable some fucking level how this guy could do that any i know a born a lot of this is even more fuckin obscure than sport but i was on all the drum videos you guys sent me a lot of my new and one this is one that i was the least familiar with his affect everybody danny carry a tool and all those major bans but this ban called russian circles which i had never heard of and they have a drama called harper louis and is of does a youtube video call russian russian circles harper louis live at wicker park fest o seven and it just starts off with you now ages this fuckin guy fi could play drums disguise level the stewards basically you know is much you want to be the guy hidden fuckin eight million drums and smash and a gong that's on fire when it really comes down

do what you want to be able to fuck it be this goddamn bad ass and still be plain for the song it's like it's kind of like tat david growth thing he's another big the drama that gave a girl did queen of the stone age it's like a kind of let me add that it's like you just it's fuckin unreal now it's all there it's all fuckin there the dynamic the building the excitement playing out not get in the way of anybody else's play in what he sees the fuckin shit and i gotta how about some of this shit so if anyone knows what their best album is russian circles please let me know up download net shit this week as a fuckin drummer alone i gotta listen to more their stuff our i know i'm babylon on here i will end with this this week i write a little bit of advice here listen to this fuckin situation this guy got himself into

i told my girlfriend is ten years older than me oh jesus she has to kids oh jesus and his married and divorced twice do what the fuck i'm twenty six j his rice college graduates has any of this made any sense to any of you when anybody else be out there twenty six college fuckin graduate have a girl and ten years older than you with two kids he's been married in divorce twice good god man he goes i consider myself somewhat intelligent i'm sure you are but not in this area by that i mean you should have no problem understanding this email well yeah i know everybody trust me i know i know i'm the worst when it comes to read this shit so anyway we got he says weeks ago i found text messages to some dude on my girlfriends phone

that although innocent enough made it clear that whoever she was texting was on more familiar grounds just some work colleagues or a friend jesus christ dude is going to be a happy ending here confronted her about it and it predicted we led to a lot of finger pointing we went back and forth and if for a few days and air our grievances but it seemed agreeable now he begs i guess point number to talk to more weeks ass by and lo and behold i find more text messages from the same fucking guy at first i tell myself ok maybe she can't break things off with this dude so quickly jesus christ you you'll sometimes liberal thought is it is a great thing like let's have a fair fucking trial for somebody before we hang him from the nearest tree but then this time

it's fucking stupid this is just liberal thought to the farming how much of a benefit of the doubt can you give somebody you know save us like confront or about it and this leads so another round a finger pointing at which point she tells me to pack shit in leave i don t right before i read the rest of it that's fucking great you didn't have to when you dirty work you're out you fuck it up so anyway because were separated for a week when she asked me to come back and move it do this check is a fucking psycho here we go we talk about a future too how sorry she is to have done that et set a cetera for fuck's sake we even talking about gettin married when things finally fuck and even doubt i was full of peace vinegar and felt vindicate vindicated then i was the one wrong in the whole situation and she was actually making good by taking responsive

ready for what she had done don't take it spots ability would have been fuckin empty the second you see those where tax just get untie right now just get out of the relationship there and oh sorry sorry about that now that that's it it's over it's fuckin over but whatever you twenty six i guess you still haven't learned i was done in my twenty so here we go let's read them it is always well and good until she didn't come home this thursday night november eleventh she came in friday morning with no explanation no policy no nothing she me to give us some more time but i decided to cut bait and just get the fucker the situation hang on a second everybody sorry elegant little applause breaker of course now i'm racked with guilt of leaving the woman i loved and live with for the past five fucking you you got what you when you were twenty one dude

he was thirty one weightless do them ass she was thirty one you at twenty one she was already married twice this chicks a psycho and you know what that means she's fucking great and bed you twenty one she fucking stated you with fuckin her pussy right best blow job you ever had is now what happened next thing you know you were too fuckin too young domini of you fell for jesus christ you stay there for five buccaneers so i guess this chick still call him tell him she still wants to get back together i feel like every time i sat up and do what i think is for me she wants me back and every time why do what's best for us as a couple she uses as an opportunity to fuck with me all over again yes yes you're absolutely right listen to your gut guy see knows the fuckin answer theses listening to his got good fuck man is it is it just that

six can't handle a guy that is emotionally invested or do i just happen to be dealing with of those sociopath that doesn't give a fuck what she does so long as it suits her in the moment yes there's plenty of fuckin good women as i pointed out what this good women out there all right just like good get good man's hard to find this finding a good woman is also difficult a right but now you happen to be dealing with it fucking sociopath right she fucked up childhood something happened to assure the gatt touched your fuckin dead took off an hour or so just got the fuckin she got one of those bad brains you know have exerted guys my theory on that the aid brain the brain and the sea brain the brain the genius the bee brain is the authorities are good fuckin shit up fit say and then the sea brain is you're a fucking mouth breathing moron right and when it to be in a sociopath that's like just die that's just like

an option on the car all brains come with that option all available like satellite radio we get satellite radio and a fuckin bentley you can also get it my fucking prius aright south did i make any fuckin sets you got a sociopath with the fuckin she could even have the a brain that's the setting about habit of fucked up childhood she could actually be a fuckin genius but she's got that socio shit so tell it to go call fuckin doktor drew a right and you get the fuck out of a relationship so anyway he say i'd imagine you agree that i did the right thing but always helps to get a little bit of precise better perspective on a dude i totally understand you bet the five year relationship your emotion invested in the shit so you know what the thing to do is but your emotions keep fucker with you all right

so what you got an always just look going through a break up is painful right it's not gonna not be painful but just because its painful does it mean that is not the right thing to do you are one hundred fucking percent doing the right fucking thing you're twenty six year old years old you're in the primary a fuckin life are right get out of that situation ok she's ten years older than you by the time you twice nine she's gonna be hidden fuckin menopause right or something like that whatever i didn't do it i have no fucking idea what she's gonna be doing she's gonna be where those mom genes at that point he's not already which i don't think she is she probably that fucking you know that their anorexic cougar look you know i got a vertical vein in between their fuckin you can see

their breastplate jesus christ biosphere topic yes to just get out of that hang out with you fuckin fellows eu bodies go out fuckin have some beers when a gym get fuckin shredded go out start talking shit when you're ready but dont go back to that man you dodged a fuckin bullet the fact that you were with her for five years and you didn't knocker up got out of it and even after five years you're only twenty six years old you made the best fuckin move you gonna make and now this is what you need to do better relationship for five years you need to be single for at least a fuckin year and a half an hour just be single and fuckin booze figure out what the fuck you lookin for a right and when you meet girl if she doesn't have it just why a banker and leave you know there's nothing wrong with having a good fuckin time do not get sucked into another fuckin relationship because

you're gonna cause you're gonna have to go through this shit again you know why sit there and you know it's fuckin wrong but you d want to go through the fuckin pain of it you can come back it's a fucking nightmare the fucking nightmare good for you sir i'm fuckin proudly you did the right thing you sort of fuckin wavering can you go through the motions you're only twenty six should go with them when you are twenty one is probably a first major fucking break up so it's acceptable that you fucked up and went back that second time but do not go back again you're fuckin friends or listen to this don't let him do that shit right time to a fuckin bar stolen structural drinks down his throat that's it that's the money money podcast for this week anything else where am i gonna be this week out this week i'm gonna be at the the listener thing in washington dc there's only i believe are under a hundred tickets left

when a bunch a radio so if you want to come out please come out i'll be hanging out afterwards doing to meet greet i have my brand new dvd let it go i'll be signing up take pictures and all that type of shit saturday night i got two shows at comics it fox what's ball shows are sold out for those of you who have tickets i will be shown up with my dvds after shaken hands cited dvds doing all that bullshit and die thanks everybody's but come up to me after shows tell me how such data that they like to steer the podcast my lady special really means a lot to me dad

you guys all have a great weaker sorry the pack has so like this we die that's it go fuck yourself