What's going on, it's bill burn it's time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcasting jacket on yeah. That was a good one. The lovely near near Gimme Gimme microphone here I gotta passes through cause, allows the wires role cross to argue the wires crossed the wires or crossed we're sitting here said better yup me in the lovely NEA we have on the reason is here: is I it? We have a huge announcement to make that as of this morning, yeah me in and I yet I yes became too people write that yes had corned beef hash for breakfast absolute. We are an essential round and we just want to thank everybody for your support. Our support last month on your thoughts during this difficult time. Baby is an area, so I've been here I become become like a sitcom dead. Just fuckin hang out the house were my big fuckin socks bills got been fuzzy Saxon, they learn anything. It's right. You got, it is called in the air because I get hurt.

We have hardwood floors. Me is fuckin walkin around more pregnant than anybody ever goddamn like she could be standing in Antarctica, be like me, I think we're fucked in Chile Willie. So I am I gonna my brain and I'm just like human together. I am short stout euro baby. You look good to me. Thank you, anyways we're sitting on a rainy, fuckin son he's been reign. Cats and dogs out here. Did you say rainy Sunday. Did, I say Sunday, animal fills a Sunday. It's a fucking Thursday, one pouring outside you're pissed me off yesterday on the news some Fuckin idiot, like they announced out here in California. They said the drought is over. Does it ran war now because it rain so much that this flooding, but like this shit's, gonna, stop and then this this is gonna have to last us

for like four years. As you know, the next sea, like for how much does it have to reign for it to no longer be a drought? That's my question lying idle. They just the mere fact that it's raining mean that there's no, no no water levels in all the reserve was, I believe, I'm just would guess that is they have to get to a certain level is one I did my buster burning, my own hole in the Fuckin California, ozone sure when we went by all these big reservoirs that were formed. Drinking water or just even people, just right boats around or whatever, like you could see the waterline Emmett. It was like to like an old brownstone into your picture like two or three those stacked on top of each other, that low and in the light, was a half mile across the muse fuckin ridiculous. Now it was, it was terrifying to be honest with you. So evidently has gotten up to an acceptable level scenario. We one's gonna start taken Fuckin long showers, unanimity, and you know it kills me out here every time.

When it starts to fuckin rain, any wash all you watch all that water going down the l a river that goes all the way down to Marine Adele Ray, I believe, and then it just goes out to the ocean like why dont you capture that somehow and save it all that run off there. I mean, I think environmentalists would like that to happen. Well then, I would very complicated aroused seven. I asked kids couldn't have books in schools anymore. If we cabotage in the regular, we did that and we have to cut. This sounds like. It seems like it's complicated, maybe it's not. I don't know You have no energy today But can you hear my boy? You have like Rainy day energy. I have Rainy day impregnated, FUCK energy Rainy day and pregnant readiness me down. What are you just fuck? It up the kid just fuckin deal I wish I could. I wish you can have it right now

one reason is I've been like joke about this on stage? Is the level that people have been trying to everyday? I get I get a text, it'll save, did the kick come yet and I'll say now mean that in the follow up taxes, are you nervous it's like? Well, I wasn't. I was sitting here, relax like they just get you one edge and I'm just like you spend this great process. Worm just like well meant. I always listen to people. I need to stop doing that because it doesn't help you if they just think I was joking to say that they will get you like you. Only get a dog all excited, but you wanna go assigned. You wanna go like that's what they do to you like is a baby here. Are you nervous excited and now I'm getting a broken legs three afford tax a day for like the past three days, it's like now baby is not here

you sound like you drank some of that. What's that was said, Frank you sound, like you lean, is that with the kids are doing now a days what they're fucking cop syrup and there I wish spring, take it she's greater and they fucking iris ring. That's when I favour these deserted sprite. That's what future cause I like when you girlies these fuckin people on the internet. They show you how to make it, because I was sitting it was a comedian I gotta know what's goin on. Did you look on line to see how its man is literally spray and make codine lay proscribed now that I've then take like a consummate put up a jolly diameter or some shit near but like? If you just look at the ingredients on the back of the fucking thing, yeah yeah, like I gotta handed to the generation all these generations every time you think, like you know like. Like, I would say, my generation that was cracked babies and I'm just like? Ok, that's it! That's the end. That's fucked up As is you're gonna see like human beings, do things like,

as apparent, I would be able to be shot like you're doing. What right then came methods which literally look like walking dead people they're, not zombies, but they're, not real people anymore. They have like fuckin they like when I would do gigs out in the MID west. You know

I awoke in further west into those states enough celebrities go to buy a log cabin and by a fuckin pretend they own a Grizzly bear outfit right. You go out there. They have liked as before and after pictures of people on meth yeah. Now, since I call this shit that that made that blew my fuckin mine and now look at these guys, I mean I guess this is as bad as math, but just watch and beans will always find a way to get high, though new creative ways to get high tech. That's just kind of our goes. You think, but I'm a sack, an old man here. What what was wrong with what the fuck we did get to strike a couple of beers, everyone that that fuckin drink that their drink it that's like shit, homeless, people do or like like full on alcoholic. Some people will not fuck and give you like money for booze anymore. You just don't have it that that's what they used to do that when they are spoken like with reactors proscription, any that stuff is really like now, I've never drink that kind of stuff before

but it's supposed to mimic the feel of opiates. I thought oh be out o Opie, always albeit swimming owner operators. Is that correct right, that's a bump on your ass That's a hemorrhoid about opiates. That's opiates opiates, but an amateur always is also a word It is Is that when you take like the cutest laced with this shit, you put it in your ass, I dont. Well, why are you possess with that? There was a thing that these kids were doing. There was so good sobbed, and where was I swear to God, I swear to God. I went down arrive at all how these kids get out. There was his pocket, they may do when they were taken subway, acute dipper, something that was so good in this shit. They got your high stick it in their ass because, as a Finn membrane early in the year like how people

blow coke up each other's ass and stuff. Now yeah, that's a thing that is not a failure, and I now you know what I'll go with you, but there s. No, it totally is a thing: onset, there's, not a fucking there the old coca me as this picture work that looks like what he copied in your hand, then the go spreading wider, wider and yeah. No fuck, it probably is like a strong Finally, in the anus really and how well do you know herself, I do we been friends for well right. I've seen you drink drinks. You use a surprise straw right, that's not really crazy it out and we both have asses. So I got this bag call. Carry out just hear me out to sit out sit out. Listen, I'm not taken. My pants off just suggested my belt coke

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We're going to read the article here. This is what you need some sort of fuckin kitchen night I'll wait, wait! Wait! Let's that's help people how to do it. I mean. I don't think this is an area where the internet was suddenly a buzz with rumours that getting a friend to blow coke up your ass with the straw was worth the trouble I had to see if I'd been doing it all wrong after all, blow doesn't come with instructions Jesus Christ gets it a focal point all right, and this could be a video. This is a. Ok, ok, I know it's funny, I said hoping to compensation cover, but I just wanted to understand the possible health effects on a more fundamental ok, so he called somebody Provisions viewpoint in a very nice woman named Kate, spoke to me. I asked her about it and she fell silent, He said I know it's funny. I says hopping. She says it's more sad actually said: oh yeah, that's the word I show you said overall, Kate was extremely helpful and promised to contact all the gastro.

Some neurologist. Still the internet had spoken, I had to try it today, this girl case I'm going to go with the pictures now, is that the spoon sticks it in a vile, right. In the end, my high was no more significant than when I opt for the more orthodox approach, our eye, so people are doing it. Because it was the other thing that thing I was talking about rave me. Look this up! Rave drugs ass search. Somebody got their booty in an american festival, strange happening regarding medium festivals, raids and drugs. Strange happening regarding medium, facile, raves and drugs. Them thought that thought them and going to eat there ass. Not really and not what people are thinking, how to smuggle in gear to a concert. Jesus Christ shaking her ass, an array of party. Wicked woman.

I don't know what you're a chemical weapons topic. This is getting weird. Maybe it's weird when I do want it would just research towns, it pay the San Diego. Moving up to LOS Angeles hours, I'm Sassin airline about that they. Finally, there returning home, where they belong. There were the LOS Angeles charges for one season. The first year the AFL they're back where they started here they come round again. He waited NEA. Go it's almost like she's. Having a contraction. Did you gotta ask yourself as a San, Diego charger, faint after all the fuckin heartache, it everything he just went through another gonna fuck and walk out on you. You gotta, be ask yourself what what what? What was it off? What was at all for great, I actually back as much as they hated,

As much as they hated the fuckin, the Patriots and Tom Brady, and I had a horrible fan experience when I went down and a work patriots s not real and I'm not realizing how much they hated us. I just don't I just I actually feel bad for them is France because it wasn't that they lost it's the way they lost? They did the old Boston, red Sox thing. What we used to do before we started with an orgy of Egypt was we couldn't just have the decency to just sock like the cubs. Although shears comes just sock, they had like two errors, took two arrogance, one of the early eighties, and then they had the Fucker one where they blame that they're, fucking little nerd, you know rather than the other. Six people had stood up around him, also trying to catch the ball. They had to two heartbreak, as that was the other than that it was a big party, everybody standing with their shirts off. They all live in Wrigley Veal. They get money that they cannot sympathetic. People you'd automate, but charger fits you know them

they just like they had that fuckin old, ass God, Damn stadium, they wrote it out. They were down there. They came close in like ninety five. Got their fortune. Ass is kicked it. Ninety five and ninety four, when Steve Young, the monkey take it off. His back was now what it was near here. Steve Young, who claimed the patriot, should have all of their championships taken away because a spy gate where the dumbest thing I ever heard, it's like you. Have this great Steve, it's brand new rules. It was illegal for one game so when it wasn't illegal because we were doing it back then than they should get charged fort. For the rest of the league was also doing it whatever, so welcome to LA, we went from no football teams to Tunein, and how does that make you feel? Are you excited? no yes now say. No, I don't care, I'm kind of. You don't need a top up indifferent. You done

I'm ok, you're. Ok, you don't I'm going away you're! Ok, you may get up and so did for all the guys out. They are for the Ladys had never been pregnant. What is that feel like at this point? If you guys, you wanna, why so fuckin relax? You said so many these guys did things. It's like somebody crying Wolf crying war now these are people should do to freak. We only when I'm not there, just through a glass of water on the floor. Just really just watch me alone up the car. Someone has suggested that I do that to you on Twitter, but at all our regional had been that's a good idea.

Yeah. I know these are called Braxton, Hicks, contractions they're, getting you ready for actual real contractions and I've been having them more and more frequent wages answers the question as I'm getting closer to answer our questions like what does it feel like? Oh, it's bills, leg and extreme. Tightening in your abdomen related to a pain you ve heard before get slugged in the shoulder. That's never happens. We haven't you big brother, grabbed by one you ankles and dragged back down the stairs and what happened to me. This is the only way I can relate to its action in the ear. It's like you, fleets, like someone is in your stomach. Stretching it out. Tight as it can go and then it slowly goes back to normal running into living room. Could you, Mr Big, play looking at the tv and running full speed into the coffee table, stomach first sure, Stomach first, okay, there we go. I did that. Yes, I did that on Monday, when I watch. The Alabama Clemson game, nine, only as much

when I watched the Alabama Clemson game? Nine only is, but you don't like football. I know you heard me screamin when Clemson scored that, lest you are definitely screaming, I would be the worst announced wherever you know, like the grated answers. Have the real like? Do you believe in miracles like he did it, he did it fluted did they have like something? You know the shot, or rather what fuck? It was the giants when the patent that I just went like You were gone crazy there, I started to ban the crimson tab. I may do I am. I was watching that fucking that game. I was. I was actually happy for either team when it, because my hatred of Alabama is completely phony. I'm not from down south.

You know I just picked lsd because I thought that less miles was again thought he was crazy. The grass and shit in I'll go in for don't fuckin feel goals haven't I feel, go kick a run down this fuckin Street and slippers scored touchdowns there's a guy. I fuckin go at these guys get up, so it just became fund a rude against that, but it was also a big fan of history NEA and he would a tide Paul bear bright. If you want another championship and. Also lie ahead, was saying that Alabama wars over rated because, yes, he see, was weak and then out. So then I was kind of root Valor Burma to beat a team that just fucking beat the shit out of the irish state Buckeyes thirty one did nothing. Sounds kind of open for that, but then also you gotta get Roofer Clemson near the underdog right phenomenal This is how much of a Cleveland guy- ok Jason law here: that's why I love Jason, ok, but he has the disease being a Cleveland sports fan. When

fuckin Clemson went up because what happened was Clemson scored, look like they will win the game and an Alabama went right down the field and gave him the all right, they're, Fred and then Clemson came back. When it looks like there was really no time left they scored, and then they want right. So Clemson went up, and it looked like Alabama was gonna have enough time to score. Text me about their head coach, saying he'll find a way to fuck this up, and I just rollback Jesus Christ Jason. Can you just believe and sure enough Alabama goes down and scores touchdown and that Jason rights to me Clemson you'll lose some almost trembled. Like you win some, you lose some or something like that, and then Clemson goes down against all his fuckin negative vibes. They go ahead. They score the wedding touchdown minority, says to me

because as they should have one at last year's the genuine last year to be finally want to championship. That's what he says. Classically the guy anyway near we're gonna go see a double feature today, her yes you're taking me to what am I gonna go see.

C Mon. I haven't another one s, two, five, one one rule, so that's two within five minutes and now, but this is the real contraction. This is the way you never had a baby. You guys do at the end of this fuckin thing opposing you heard a baby crying to. Let the because I know is it. They say you know, you know when the contraction is real and it's like a big guy to know when to hold and on think I'd, be able to pull them out and hold a Maghreb will have a kid. No wind part. Guess you never can Joel babies, none so they'll be tab and the captain. When the brakes and hickses might actually, we're going to see moonlight and they want to see hidden figures. This is all dependent my mean, hopefully, yes, I won't be.

More like figures, my waterways rigging. During any of these, as this is this make bill walk day. This is third trimester guy, so I gotta just agree with everything that you fuck. It says so I gotta go see that yet and I gotta go see hidden figures. Were you know, they're going to do a total over correction of fuckin history and they can have a bunch of guys went around like one way: What am I supposed to be eroded? Moving and I see it, I dont want it's a bit keyword based on true story. Cognizant cavern, fuckin Costner and made an urgent one year, who was so much remember, we went to see her and cancer. We saw the usually recent. Amos aim is famous we so when she was just famous censoring she's job round saddle shoes when she was opening for somebody nano she closed now. She open for Jamie lie down at the avalanche Don't you remember

I had seen her in a magazine and I was like who is this? Let us into some of her music and I might that's cool and then do the week of our wedding. Do she was playing at the house, the blues and I want to go, see her a couple days before our wedding, and there was awesome I with my maid of honor. They took a picture together and we ended up hanging out with her it wouldn't afterwards what what did you have to eat afterwards? What what are you saying you just get into a lot of detail here? Will excuse saw a mega cabin fever new, I said yesterday we watch you watch. Fuck, it lay in bed with you and we watched all those fucking game shows we. We was jeopardy way for everyone else. First, we wise the news we ve turned into a real old couple. We

the news, and then we will have no trouble over the decades Siena. When we now scenario for eight news, you fake news, I won't answer that letter talk, don't be road, they rode jeopardy and then we watched will unfortunately, will of fortune boy. They got rid of all their fuck. It needs to have the worst fucking prizes. You had the pit from right. In the end they be, it was always like four six hundred dollars I'll take the brass bed frame for five. Sixty I'll take the grandfather clock. I'm selling all people share three hundred bucks I'll take the estate jewelry. My father, clocks, I'll take put the rest on a gift certificate. Only people went bankrupt every other fuckin spin,

that nerdy black kid every time you would get a headache, everytime Calvin, we'll get ahead and he didn't win in the end. I was so sad. I mean he won, but then he didn't get the final puzzle. I think we will have a say in a world where winners that they are a patch say jack is seventy years old. Alex drawback is, seventy six extra back is under contract for another two years. This is this is why my fuckin a dvd, reacts. What I want your game show after while I can't watch those people, excitedly yelling out letters, Otherwise, you see. There's two seas. We also saw the puzzle or continue spinning evaluating these big three. Fifty Oh

Is there an l who I was sorry to tell them that we are getting what they drove me say and I can't even Balkan. I never know what it says you could have everything, but the vowels Zog care kitchen titty. I can never unless I never know what the fuck it is, you're really good at sports jeopardy. We want some sport jeopardy this week we will once again shows that Serbia, oh my god, we will heal at its borders, jeopardize the shit that doesn't matter in life. I know everything about that speaking of which about those Celtics Sally, had a tough one. It gives to fuckin raptors or the huskies, whatever the fuck. They were doing everything they throwback, fuckin, jerseys jeez, Christ, I don't know one person's name

on the Toronto Raptors, but I do know, do Rosen now holy shit, that guy just D hit. If I thought he kept saying the rose and of course it is kept thinking Joe Joe, the rose is getting Eu Giotto Rosing, he'll, kill this on. The rapporteur said that this the Photoshop right there, our receives Yoda Rosa. We have taken, find a fuckin picture of your Marie kind of looks confident. You know Joe, we put a member that Toronto Huskies Fuckin, throw back decades, arose and kill this man. Finally, running scared, like is forty first point I think he turned around it. Looked at our bench or at the crowd and abuse at getting and make me upset it's just like you do they. Could you couldn't cover the guy we we fought Adam Toronto was exactly But that say: that's

that's enough: that's where we're at we fought, we fuck, it beat everybody else, except for the people were going to run into in the late rounds of the play off so were it took unlike the Celtics came when around or maybe too, who knows, dependent on, but That was to become the second seat in the east, which would have been sweet acres. Number, two play seventy years. This did? You just fall asleep now known about monoliths, then we read out loud Bruce, got the predators, would be the blues, the early input minutely. You know what what about what I'm watching your fuckin you stupid reality shows. I actually enjoy the Fuckin agri anybody. I try I'm trying to keep the aggregate and I don't have it anymore, meditating everyday, it's funny. Those me being less angry is like freakin, you out. It's not freaking me out. I literally gave you probably all yesterday we after the doctors appointment and we sat there. We had a nice brunch.

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I was mad at it. I didn't mean to, Took offence to the earlier, I wasn't aside from the usual think of oh good. Someone who pretend to be somebody else is going to tell us how the world needs to be run right. You thought I was a little what's your fate. What's your new word that you learned sanctimonious either with loathing pneumonia. I really don't know what that means. Little holier than thou I just stood. There was always just cringe worthy moments when everyone from Margaret more whoever's fuck a name, is Michael, more Margaret Merrill Street and always people out of you guys. You now we're living in a really dangerous time. Right now, just really think it's really important for us all to haul each other, and you love was a little bit closer just that it's filler. It's fuckin filler it's just filler!

No, I don't I don't fuck by it and then, in the end, you fucking Attack Breton Circus Ghetto, football and Emma make yeah like world like movies, and I like Emma how come they have to be separate, but the majority of her message. I thought and they were sending itself is an hour for defending himself as an offer from debating Marshall away to that which we are united, the on going so yeah. Well, like I said this is this is in our mouth and other actors like her. They gave a platform and they feel passionate about it until they speak on a you. Give me a lot in that's anything. I want that. Give me one fuckin cause and I'll give you the speech right now at the top of my head, with every fucking cliche and I would be called brave if anybody gave a fuck about me, go Gimme a topic. Or what do you care about now? That's not the point. The point is give me something I don't even know anything about. It could still give the speech saving the whales. You know

when you look at the earth for Space which so few of us get the chance to do like I did in this movie what I pretended to be an astronaut most of it is water, and the biggest thing in the water or whales. Like us: they also communicate, and just because we don't understand that. Let me finish just because we don't understand them does not mean that they are not saying something and they do not deserve a voice. That needs to be heard. Despite. The current administration, I bought continue fighting for these whales. Thank you. Sorry, I kind of figured out what you want to be. I still fucking did it. I still did it and it was so brave. I loved his cumberbund

You know he was glowing. He thanked his wife, we thank the whales. He took a shiny thing and any fuckin did. I took a fuckin stretch, Suv. Burn in low, led fuck gas into the fuckin sunset Yeah, I just don't I don't I don't give a flying fuck, I don't. We Fuckin lecture from an actor on. What's going on, feel like a lecture it as well as she was passionately document them in that she felt strongly about. You know what, if Hillary Clinton Guardian, who fuckin blew the bankers and two thousand eight, do you think she would have given a speech about that? Now how many people that they have crushed, how many people are upside down and a Fuckin house right now now the island given speeds. Of course she wouldn't have why, because she wears a blue bra. It fuckin Trump ways: fuckin red underwear-

It's fuckin stupid. It's like listener. The egg is original experts but beyond, but this has been this pod cast. I want you guys, you know, I don't feel that our Mary different than you walking around in a special ok. I'm just a person that decided to listen to themselves and I feel that that's what everybody needs to do and that's not put with in the educational system? Do you not have something that you feel strongly about that you wouldn't maybe use your platform to discuss. It's a bunch of should I feel strongly about, but I feel it and if I can be all and all my might I pay you didn't have to do and I'll bet. You have

a pike ass. It you do twice like eight, the flake. I felt like a hash about that, so you have to times a week where you have a guaranteed audience of thousands upon thousands of Mcgowan to use up India. If I started doing me, Remit is sometimes a fuckin week. I would have no party, I would be thought casting, but no one would be. Let me finish you being road you'd be in road and you had a chance to talk about like here's, the thing that I really feel strongly about a billion people should know. I want to share You know you don't think that you should do that. Now, Ok, we're very eager. How dumb are people they don't know? What's important.

People know its import people in a dumb. I've travel around people. I don't walk around people like, oh, my God, built talk, slower a kick it my head around your fault. It's not that it's not about like patronising people. It's like hey here's. This thing that came up recently. This is how I feel about. I feel strongly about it and hears. Why? Maybe you feel this way too? Maybe to know about this issue? Maybe this may be happy open up a little bit more about it. That's a great delivery! Somebody ought to try that sometime are you making fun of me now? Male street was not deliberate. It that way. Right wildly with Wagoner Fuckin finger, she wasn't wagging, she was getting a lifetime achievement award and she got up there and second honorary degree. What were you in Austria and there's nothing a light? why she going to they ve, given her every fuckin trophy out there, they gotta get another one yeah she's ministry.

She needs all the awards, I must say you should get the fucking awards. But why can't you? But why does it bother you so my says she gets up there and she talks about which is passionate about. It doesn't bother me so much, I'm just choosing to make fun of it. Where can I find it just cringe worthy? What I'd? I don't fuck and want to listen to work. Georgia Kennedy talk to me about the fucking ozone layer? You know just passed away. You don't need Charles Bronson. Another thing is you're not being on a word shows period. I think they're silly right and then the speech. I understand why you have to do it. I think a lot of people to go to one Go to them because you have to. Did you have, because what it is you go in there like I support the project that you're in this is the family gets fuckin nominated for something I would go. When I go up the Pakistan at daylight daggled day with daily by mean you gotta, do it

You have to do a cassettes. That's part of the thing that you signed up for its good. You know if it if it wins shit, the writing staff. They make more money does indeed they get to be. Like always, you know I wrote on an Emmy award, wouldn't show or the fine sb, whatever the fuck you get right, you have to play the fuckin. Yes, so just go up there. It say thank you and I am addressing you. Shiny thing happened, flock and walk like I didn't think I dont like Trump. Ok, I don't like the fuckin shit he's doing. I don't like the people whose picket, but I don't need Merrill Street like I was. I sit there like all when I'm not a guy, like all. Thank you, Merrill's grievances. Thank you for squeezing my fuckin. Third, I I know I think it's say I think we're those things where you're famous two fuckin long and you just start thinking that what like everything that you're doing is a little more important that it is you don't.

I have to be honest, Eugenia like before I go into this business, no one ever like. I'm trying to think like at least using that technique. No one ever influence. Like I like. There's people that influence me like all. I want to listen more that music, more raw awhile? This there's a part of the world like that. I'd like to see that but, like you know, and see how, like so may, make it like a fuckin three minute speech. Gotta have more of an impact at somebody. You live you dated day with your parents.

That's it! That's that Doctor Phil shit like when they solves problems and liked what we watch that shit to around one doktor fell to do live in the truck out. We have wifi, Judge Judy. We had a whole like stand home, mom day and better living in a truck with this kid. Ninety was in the door that now using a shelter and they drove roam the truck it was just within scanned with is to Europe. Unlike gate, arrayed in soldiers and articles, you know sometimes a kid: doesn't he, but you know I always try to make sure you know I feed, and what I can mixture is get plenty of sugar and caffeine. He said yeah. They die that, like that was a fortnight ago. He doesn't, he doesn't get em like bottles of water, he gets Gator, Aden causes damage that kid look fine. Now they never show to safely. May God I was the music me about was the music. Now he looked like a fair all animal cloning are always anyone really cute little kid the idea, but he also looked like a little. I don't know, kids a dirty.

No MA. Am I take up the right now that kid's gonna be able to figure out shit more than most these goddamn millennials, that said it with their clean, fuckin, fingernails, lice, free heads laptops. Let's I gotta get on my day here, all right. That's it that's a casual to the moon, the let's all go to the law, be let's go to the lobby. Let's go to the lobby and again what we did on the elliptical. Alright go! Fuck yourself have a nice. We can you can't I'll talk to your mother

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besides the Monday morning Podcast- and this is something I have to start off. I gotta start right a gate talking about, because someone had someone was bitching at me that they liked my page, but they couldn t they couldn't shut off my pocket. So they could watch the other videos. If you are new to my page and you listen to this podcast and you're already bored with it, all you got to do is just scroll down it's right on the right hand, side and a little xc, just click on it burn half a gallery, doin it and then you can, do whatever else you want to do on the site. I write. Ok. Can you figure that out. Anyways what How is your weak germinate wake everybody? I actually had a great fuckin with What people do that they ask you about something

They are really give a fuck. They just setting it up, so they can talk about it. It's like, I knew I had an awesome, weak survival this common out and being born. The doses it that's even a fucking word. And you're saying I had an awesome weak. I had actually act like I was a considered human being and remotely gave a fuck about what you're week was like. I had an awesome week. This is what I want to get to you. It will do that. Then you start to talk about your weekend. They they start doing that. Not that rapid up that really hyper quick, fuckin chipmunk, not again maybe little. Circular motion what the left hand side. Let's get to the point, so I can get on and just download all my shit on your spirit right, why? What an introverted economically! Why was this anyway Basically my ass a week, I went to the improv and tamper Florida. I have to say that in case there is a city in Ohio also named Tampa, because I know they have Miami Ohio

spoken, hilarious, goddamn frozen state, Levin was Palm Beach. Florida no Ohio said that that day. guess so I was. I cannot begin to tell you guys how much dread I was looking at me There's two makes it a sheer Tampa Florida and Houston Texas, both cities. I was looking at withdrawal, I'm still looking at Houston with dread, Why you ask? Is it cause you don't like tamper bill? Did you do that's something against the oil makers in Houston. Now it's because the way time I went to both those towns combined. I think thirty one people came up to came out to see me, you know Michael. I do you guys, I'm an old fellow at this point, and go around the world can be hard sometimes, and if you don't believe me just talk to that Filipinos,

if a journey he's already bitching fuckin little pussy people that guy. But I think carry ok, a third world country and now he's playing the God. Damn fuck in L a form. He's complain about not only the road is because he's been out there, fuckin six weeks, Jesus Christ. Can I get out that guy, the winning little can't or theosophies a fuckin maybe does not only is it it can actually step outside this gonna. Do I really is one of the focuses inquiry? Oki. Our signal. If you guys was ass, a man I'm over it Because I know what really makes me happy my friends and my family and make a little Bob joy as I squat in my heart I wouldn't fuck it is that they do over the typical American. I don't know where you're from you know Guess Squad had eaten by choice. I know

what choice and I bet it. I think it's korean is attempt. She would have a fuck that guy. You don't make why can't just be honest and just be like in one. I thought I like journeys, music, when I was singing at once, every other Tuesday Wooes BAR and will in fact in the Philippines. But you know singular every night, gonna fuckin boy? and I'm out with a bunch of fuckin gazers, we're trying to captured some other shit and one of them, the guy Turkey, or just awareness type pants, and it's just something. I dont like saying, but I don't have any say in the band being, I'm a fucking contest winner Jesus I can imagine the awkwardness on the road like this fuckin guy, I take it that you know. They actually went through all the bullshit, the band. Ok, they ate.

In spaghetti every goddamn week without a thought they did. They lived in a van and they. Down by the river and they I can make it. You know they made it. They got no big fight with Steve Perry because he thought Go on his own, making o sherry and somewhat forgettable about Sammy ship A law suits all that behind the music shit and other back on tor again and they just fuckin. Pluck this guy out of a soon army and now he's playing look. How do you fuckin bond. You don't mean that be like me. Last time I played quarterback, I think was just fuckin. Some pick up game in eighth grade and all of a sudden I'm fuckin. You know I show up and weak week fifty For the Baltimore Ravens that are not being made the point: when are you get back?

Greg week. I went on I on up to the fact that I told you guys last week at my Butt Carolina Panthers, where my dark horse and I believe the Jake, the love and what happens like chicks them. You heard of the sport the strategy is a new Jackson. Tab and you're fucking listen to it. So my just everybody in Carolina Emma man, I'm going to line up when we get back my offer with forty ways, gap left them over the paper. Nobody fuckin showed up. And it was really deciding Gaza. I think at that point to be a special without that type of thing, and that's when I really just hit me how fuckin hide this businesses and I was really like, while man, what the fuck do. I have to do so. I went to bed and what happened I showed up in a bunch of working, people showed up and they were- Way, crowds- and I

like an old couple, two or three partial standing ovation- that we can examine a great time at the minor nice month of rest, a relaxation, bunch of bad debt is gave out a baby No one can look in bribes down there and are we going too much you fuckin, The three nights was a good time What am I gonna call that show variable. From that show is listening Tell him I said, thank you, I congratulate this is how could this outbreak the whole week was? I went in to and then all of a sudden and nowhere a guy. What am I of the bad. He knows how to give a greater view. I don't have it material which is five and everything's flower? And then all of a sudden? I don't know where a guy. What are my body high school one season tickets to the patient One thousand nine when they stopped were used.

A pile in the back of his landscaping truck with a half keg of fuckin beer in a bag of chips, fucking calls up fine. These eleven down there next away on the radio together talking about shit. We did twenty years ago, If that was cool enough, then Electronic grunted there They came out of the radio break. Plainly emigrate song and I was on the drums plain fight. Is the fuckin Heaven is total deep moment, and then I went down to the cabin was spoken. You know I'm a good faith path but again to the upper deck just picture a yeah. Just picture in Atlanta Braves gave when I finally make it to the fuckin the and Elsie S? That's how full the club about Quotas for fuck, you guys. I was happy with that. I thought those. Let me nobody down their slammer. Thank everybody down there. So Houston you gotta come through for me. Ok,

go out my played an improbable underneath the overpass and Strip Mall were evidently there's a lot of violence who the fuck it Research on that one. Anyways? I also like me the walk and about one how it looks like sky faces lobby just fuck. It anyways. Why my sitting on a club and I'm going to now it's a great time, it's a great part of town and all I know is I got it. I finally got my new our together, I'm really happy and it's really gets its side things. A gaunt goods desponding come up right throughout the gut related. I'm going to sabotage so after have a good time. Anna Windows skating at your fucking mall growth, all right, let's get into the podcast here. So I a pipe where coming up, I'm gonna, be it the improper in Houston and these are the dates.

Twenty second, twenty third, twenty fourth gonna improv to dot com, RO information and I'll, be When my brain dvd, we stand there like a fuckin jackass. In the end, they have no pride. Actually I decided something in accordance with a lot of guys, like you know, once they get past a certain level, they don't want to stay there's someone merchandise. At the end of their show, feel like an idiot, sometimes and I got a bit Don't I actually like enemy people have shows once- and I draw morons sweat me too hard on the back and spitting on me. Inadvertently, I don't mind that shit, but this is something that I'm not doing any more, or at least I want to say. I'm not going to impose I'm gonna. Do it because there's nothing worse than bringing dvds home in your luggage? You fuckin bag ways like eighty pounds but like

I hate when I worked club, where I have two shows and our The crab walks in those enough room to happen. Next crowd stand there Now the other crowd walk out, so they send the first crowd out the side, And if you want to sell your much you're, literally standing outside the club and I cannot begin to tell you how much of a focus moron. The people's eyes to when they see me like I was doing like I was standing outside. The impasse in that Tampa and they have like it's one of those, it is difficult to get get sports a movie theater, it's all like this one little they can an outdoor MA am only standing there and people, Excuse me. Excuse me up people who don't give a fuck about the shell

who have no idea who I am and an audience members who, like give a shit who I am really see where I am in this business, and that moment is some plumber. Just goes hey yeah a pasty, one get the fuck out of the way. So I could go see ass. You know my God, what Benjamin button the scope to destroy the project, I don't give a fuck right, I'm on some new dies. I fuckin Justin eight egg whites never doing, again. She spoke and brutal. I said it will be Benjamin Buttons, cookies, with a subject that I'm saying I don't fuckin span outside a club. And do that shit anymore, stand in the club under the table. You know I'll, even the change. I don't give a shit, but I want to draw the line at I'm, not gonna stand outside of Ben you dealing with the elements and people on their way to a fuckin Applebee's. As I tried a hot

my merchandise, because I've got a minute coupled I felt tat the pretty yeah pathetic fuck you pathetic, so warm anyway. Let's get on, let's get on with the podcast here, and I remind me to talk about. Let's later I later, do that's one month we'll talk about it now operate devastated because I fucking love that group And I heard rumors Canada couple blue songs that they we worked in air quotes and they didn't quite give people credit for it, and evidently it goes way beyond that there's some stuff on Youtube. I'm always looking at led up one of a huge John Bonham Fan and families will the cross this thing, because I guess the Gue to guy was just on Howard Stern. There was a lot of shit on never about them, stealing material, and I like they, while it went beyond,

couple of songs. It went into. I mean every song, but two sons and their first album half the songs on this second album there even trying to say that they ripped off The intro intruder stairway to Heaven an opening act on tour with them. I just I don't know not a process, it anomaly only that I just brought might but my nephew, the Fuckin Box set the entire, Did you really re Mass re mastered box set of lead that would for Christmas? You now think it on the coup. Uncle, and I just gave him a year stolen shit spoken brutal check out that job album truth. I just downloaded it. How many What times? He literally takes a section straight up from the guy. What did

that's on those other guy they should. It is for you, not united, as he can't do anything nothing you can do about it. They fuckin steel, making credit legacy taken into the hall of Fame his fuckin Bruce. I write that was about to say a bum, special kind of work, though I music from sixty. There was a bummer me what a drag right anyway, Last week I got up on my soap box a little bit or my ottoman. If you want to get technical and I was talking about last week how I'm sick of going into these places of business and whip. New technology, the firing fellow Americans and they're making me do leave fired employees job and to me that is not progress are right. Is adding another person out their who's gonna be competing for me for a job. While I do this, Good job for free, so I ask people what thought about that ship in antagonist

specifically about going into a grocery store, and they want me to check myself out, ok as I'm somehow gonna. Do it faster than a cashier to be the illusion here- that that makes it faster. You don't mean somebody who actually works there and does it now a thousand times a day, so they going to look at the fuckin keyboard Stevie wonder Fuckin blowing through it, get out at some I'm gonna be quicker than that can also anyways. I ask people what they thought about it. I got interesting I gotta get out. Basically, I took two of them. That kind of summed up everybody shit an I switched up, some of the guitar parts and I called at stairway to haven't now wait. Somebody said I agree with you new technologies, often make certain jobs obsolete, but they also create new ones. In this case, I don't think there are enough level, jobs out there to start getting rid of cashiers

I definitely agree with you. I don't feel like to making a. You walk in the grocery stores, the customer. They make an you be a task here for and everyone Sidney. Glad quick. Isn't this guy so this guy thin with guys gonna go go as far as this check out like a grocery store. I can agree with you. Take the situation any place I have seen with? I'll check out lines? still have regular lines as well. Can you believe that point anyplace scene would sell. Check, outlines still have the regular lines as well, obviously They just not overnight. Gonna get rid of everybody teaching you how to be a cashier for free We all get it down eventually, you're gonna get rid of everybody the same. They don't know like those tools, those easy path, things that girl, Never, there was only one easy path line now it's,

there's only one taboo line, and sometimes you get off the exit. There's no Togo but I have the fuckin right amount of change. You know I guess that make it easier, but also what can know what the fuck you are, which annoyed that shit on me by wasn't bitching about that. The only reason why, ten lines are not automated his cause. It's a new technology and that's why they have the douche bag standing their teaching. You had a fuckin use, they teach you how to be a cashier, so they can fire other cashiers, and then they don't to pay cashiers and use the customer who use it. Just come up with the food spamming, Rubbia fucking balls. Looking around me Fanny arrogant to that they wanted. You come into my store, pick up what you want. You figure out what the fuck you owe me pay me: stick Take it back in and get the fuck out of my story. You'll find a problem with that. Anyway, this guy continues to say I don't think anyone it is losing any jobs or the grocery We are going to turn into

serving only venues Sorry, but I'm understand in LA I'm, not gonna stand in line behind the soccer mom who's buying enough. Who is to let the entire winner. Meanwhile, all I got is a box of cereal, cereal and milk, and now to tell myself I'm doing a good thing for the workforce by resume, refusing to serve myself and the self check outline not That's lifetime, I find feathered friend. He thought he made a great point there. What do you know what I think, you're a retard where they got that and the line and further behind somebody who's got enough fucking for the winter. When are you, the Box of cereal milk. Have you ever heard? the express check out or less have you never noticed that you know it

that does not at this fuckin piss that hoping just piss me off. You not get his great do get stand in line and go to a job you didn't have to do before endured for free and put somebody else out of work and tell you felt that it's fuckin quicker disabled. Doing that on tv where they got their commercial, may try to mind fuck you into thinking that using your atm cod is clear. Using cash, Come on. Man use your fuckin head. You know what they're doing this phasing out cash so now no more under the table bullshit out there and you we get tax even falcon more I don't know where you are at all fucking times: that's what they're doing right, Debbie cards are not quicker than cash, and I love the commercial that they have is still running it. But they literally used homophobia to try to convince you, you know they take the pointed at par your brain, much socket dick. I want to use a fuckin debit card debate,

Yet this commercially at a bunch of people buying Steelers Jerseys, I remember there are buying football. Jerseys going through the line and everybody using a debit card. My plane that bug spawning music doktor tat. I met at that point that the deadlines and he's going great and its in people's wipe and at once, and they just grab in the bag and in the whole transaction tax would only two seconds. Ok, which has not my experience ever the guy, I can try to put the password and it doesnt work wipe it three times in the book. Kashmir finally spends a thing around. Try to do it themselves, it it's a big the company S. Twenty was, after all, these guys crews through Dennis, You know by football jerseys this pocket I comes up to buy tennis ball. With a pink sweater tight around his neck Annie's peace. Paying cash in the second takes out the cash you don't

that, music just comes to a dead heart and everybody Sparrin Adam beginning in football men tennis. Take sweater bag. I just spoken unreal but the sham scuba women a fuckin mountains and try to try to convince people. I understood the girl, the front row of explaining the whole fuckin thing during she's. Like still told me of Saying that she was gonna use the automated. Check out at the cash she added at the grocery store, I gotta go because its quota How is it could I was a quicker. You know you could teach me to change a fuckin time. Another duplicative, fuckin mechanic. But change my fucking, whatever, whatever whatever stand in those spoken mind you fuckin drones, the child was again. The people have a different opinion. This is why can sustain relationship? Ok, let's get to the core.

Well. I'm just spoken annoyed that I found out that one of the groups that I loved had stolen, always the music, I don't just mean You know, you know it's funny, but less able to. They always had that that cheesy shit, where they would just like trying to say that they also the soul to the devil, everybody, so they sold to the devil except the John Paul. And that's why all about that horrific shit happens by John Bonham died. While the plant got the car accident, this kid died. Mysteriously and Jimmy page I don't fucking. I've got all squinting. I don't want to forget what am I doing page it was. A finger. Was a guy from black Sabbath family, Jimmy Page here castle. Samantha Jimmy paid some bad everybody, but you know the reader whether they saw the soul and was common

still. I was spoken songs ducking into the hall of fame. Whatever ok, anyway, you don't. I showed a more mature about that. Some people don't fuck and agree with me on those most automated lies. I decided to make it clear as day clear, spoken David. Yeah, I'm a hundred percent against should like the one about the airport. Sometimes automated shit is quicker like when you go to check yourself in for flight. That's definitely definitely fuckin quick but when I get on the plane and they tell me. I need to fold up my blanket to help expedite the cleaning of the cabin go fuck yourself right now, but a cleaning crew, I'm sorry they fired the cleaning crew, I'm not gonna that fucking job. I did my job. I got on the plane. I said a prayer, I'd take off and landing that we wouldn't crash. I didn't try to open emergency door are charged the cockpit I'm done

taking out a fuckin lip brush a crowbar pointed out. My fuckin area go fuck yourself. I don't work for the airlines. Can we go up. And I get a new website. This week's isn't like I'm gonna get fuckin annoying clicking sound tried to Smoother, let's get to the previous question, we you get. I got. This can be a short podcast this week because I have a ton of ship to do like, I just be nicer, Pritchett, you guys all listen to my pocket like I'd like to go back into the seven hundred club guy in output. Hands on your laptop screen, pray for chief, I'm not appreciate all you guys listening all tat stuff, then there will be blowing through it. I can have a sensitive moment. Go. Why can't you open up like a deeper? let it out. I appreciate the fact that all you guys listen to my podcast But I have a lot of things that I have to.

Don T? I can't fucking do what I the question of one. Bill. You often talk on the task of how people shouldn't worked certain jobs that, the man fucked in what the common for one of my jobs I currently work Gaza broke is assessed, Surely telemarketing and I go. From its ceiling dirty, but whose fault is it really mine or the dope some fucking away? exactly do draw the line at what jobs do not work. According to your personal standards, right telemarketing I mean that make me do a job so as annoying as it is you can. You can sign yourself up for that. Don't call list on the internet I want to look at up. I did that and nobody ever fuckin calls me

and I am but I mean I don't know what you're telemarketing you say you go home feeling dirty I'd have to know what it is that you do, because you like, I feel, really guilty, but whose fault is it mine or the dope? Some ok, so obviously whatever you're selling them is bullshit, and you know it's bullshit, but you're telling us that it's it's great ship. So who's fault- is that that yours, I'm gonna, say that yours, you know. Oh you know, do you know? What's yours, you got feelin dirty jobs, when some shit. You don't want to do, but I understand any the storm at an obvious Selwyn people sham like morons like me, and I buy two fucking things. You know, you're, not really her. I don't know what the fuck happened. You selling you know if it's Ellen spoken mortgages screwed over this economy, then you should feel

already, but I don't fuck, I don't fucking know Somethin? I used to tell our markets can't judge you I'd use the so newspaper subscriptions. With a phone and. You know when you just doing that sort of cold calling the only weapon you have is the lie your ass off and the only way I got through was trying to make the guy next to me. Laugh I used to go by Bill Mcdonald and the other guy, What the fuck did he get. What one of the guys I worked with actually went by the name Keith crowded, who was name. One of the guys who actually played on the Boston brilliance and we were in Boston the call people up I you doing crowded you on about the globe and people just everyone so with just every I in a while Gaia of you play for the brilliant

viewed out my cousin, or I will just say that I get that all the time. You don't owe me. Like you, if your name was actually bury man alive with some shit How do I met? Who try to make you feel guilty? I would just try to get out of that fucking job opportunities. He kicked out of a job on me. What what are you gonna do about it? Do what you don't do to get it if you still from old, Ladys and taken at their life savings I had a body mine. It was doing something like tat and he ended up in jail, see better watch out. What are you doing you don't really feel like? I'm fucking didn't preaching and righteous here, one. I all I don't know shit just now that I don't leave you now evaluate. Should I just said about leds up one? Actually you know that whether just you to shit, I watched on Youtube in this kid had the music to back it up. So, but anything else, is

That comes out of my mouth, mostly, is bullshit. I question on the two bill: is there any way to get linked to the individual podcast? I try to subscribe, but I don't think it worked on that really. Retarded as a computer makes me look. I could not identify with you more that's exactly what this to me. Every time I I too watch or listen to anything on the on the computer, and I have no idea. I dont know how to help you. I really don't like what the fuck is that that that holiday and commercial- I don't know, I don't know computers, but I stayed at a holiday inn. Last night holiday Inn express it where the fuck. It is that's how I am you know, I'm on the computer. I know how the package, but I dont know how to do any of that. Other stuff, anyway, whistling has its information once the email to tell me, I read it next week In our path it up is my own, just like Jimmy page. Sweetie? I can't write question the three.

You must get podcast questions and overweighted underrated stuff. How do you decide which wants to use in your pockets. I basin, any any time- somebody if it's a repeat, question alike- I try to ignore those, but once every six months I will answer the question: how did you get involved and stand up but and then just yet that good questions I feel like I can go off on a funny. Then that's that's! Basically how I do it, but if it's a scam a week I'll read every goddamn one of em cause. I don't get not of a mighty like a dozen or so so I You have a question you thinking like me, read me in, It is our. I will read it yet an eighty percent chance about that apes. A chance in that's based on not even mathematically studying it on any level. I questionable Have you ever seen two guys start comparing scarred by these two guys Bunch of tools are what use by the end, one

or the other has pulled up, is sure to put its what happened, fags. I gotta admit I've never seen that. You hang out in a pirate by. I have no idea. There would be weird. Oh yeah, that's kind of awkward. May I add that that seen in jaws were they? sit around its right ear: fuckin, electric! Oh, that me oh yeah, Stingray, stuck me in the nuts or whatever I've! Never seen it. But I like the way the picture you painted. I have to agree with your assessment. If you got to say something like what I do to fucking packed up, Pussy's pull up your pants, please the love of God. I resent I resent seeing a middle aged man who has a smooth chest.

Could they shape it, just the hair? ever came in and they got those fuckin five daddy long legs. Hang it up a wonderful work on its histologist. It looks like a thing the snow man. Why dont about a huge amount of Hamburg Jim are, I believe you would Jim nor never comparative appendix scars now I have it now. I this is a whole new book and world that I don't want to get involved in. This is some sort of do you have scar point. This is really make me uncomfortable besides your appendix scar. What is your best scar and how did it happen all right? I can answer this one. I have won right above my left, eyebrow that you get. We see if I'm imitating the rock and How I got it was my older brother throw me off the porch headfirst,

landed like a long dark into a flagstoned. This is basically this. Basically the story we had given here those those ports swings that they have back in the day whereby, if you, if you came if you, according back in a day. You come and though they wouldn't let you go anywhere so you'd set out on Onest spring on a swing it like basically a love seat, but it's a swing. Sit out there and sing like Lida rose or something Lida rose on them. Home again rose him. Barbershop quartet would show up like in the music man yeah. We had one of those, so some My brother piss me off. And he was swinging like a fucking maniac on that thing. So I grabbed I think it was awake at that. It's not important with the business end of it because it's really the stories about the handle of whatever I grab with the permits awake, I don't know what the fuck was. And as when he got up to the top. I stood up

meet him like. I would Three hundred you know just how that stick up and I fuckin caught him rightness stomach. Then I heard them properly: like half a second and then dropped brown hand or whatever I turn around, and I went to run For the porch and he had the momentum of the swing common down, so he immediately was like right behind me. I gotta watch the road runner, the Coyote. Coyote chases, the road runner romantic, flying by am uneasy. Stop and somehow he catches all the way up to him, except for the last three feet. That's what the fuck my brother did, but he had the aid of a swing sombre. The top step of the porch any just sort push me in the mill. My back locally, would you action right and that's what I do what fucking airborne and I told you this guy, say that might huge head right now I had this head one out. There was the same size when I was born,

probably eleven years old. So if you know, for the sake of the story of fuckin top heavy right. So I immediately start going down like us. Fuckin javelin and it happen, so fast I couldn't get my hands out. If I could, I would approve both my wrist trying to stop from a philosophy of my skull and I just bought. When headfirst into this flagstoned I had a nice gash ass. She took her we'll chunk of my skull little sliver of it of my friend. Stacy Brown and I just remember getting up I went back to the top of the porch and I was leaning over the banister for that start, believing in the house, because I knew my dad was gonna freak out, as he already had a stitch me up, my dad Dennis. So why, It's gonna call any time you got stitches. If you didn't have to go to the hospital you just fuckin

Like him between period, they do so you up on a bench. He didn't do it right there and we always wanting. We always ended up having to get stitches on a day off. Poor bastard used to work like three weeks in a row. We get one day off and then one of us would fall out of a tree or the deadly and air quotes, throw a fuckin rockets. You know I did that one at no use the same excuse. I was running through the. What did I trip and if you like out for Christ's sake out on me,. Many cooking lays down the sulphur. Do you know I myself, it's got stitches Sadly, we gonna do not stop it. Stop it at that then you'd ever fuckin scarf eager. That's my ear, do you have any other once I got better Faced by my own dog tat was a good one

but it was would carry on down. We just kept fuckin with them. I don't know why I can remember why, despite so far longer, we basically turn him into an attack dog. We started off just a thousand with them in any way, by a slow to heart, and then we moved on to a garden glove and we started It will be called the glove game and we ve just keep motion in the face, and then he figured out how to fight so moved on to, I think, like hockey sticks and we can help I don't really like we just sort of like acrimony, gonna dig out the park in the corner. We gonna do that shit and it's not bite nodded. I remember when he went he would fight down on it Finally, God to start thought a bite and that with- We thought it was the funniest shit ever. You don't like warlike. The ten. This back in the day to when you know there was,

opera Winfrey? So people did not. He should leave fuckin five kids under the age of ten at home with a dog and electricity. And ass we depend of going to fuck and attacked, or can we really thought about a bite and we thought that was hilarious until he started doing it to us and so one day my brother's sit on the couch. The sandwich and my dad witness it not begging, shit will carry us, so I got crawling up next door. It's going to get the to the Prodi said Nick on me, keep looking already and I just kept crew but I'm gonna get the phone doing like that. Half of fuckin smile show me Space LAB in Lapland, We do just driving and in the same way we do my little brother, just piss em off we just fund What somebody lose this shit and dad with no exception and then I don't happen- I took it too far,

He just wants to avoid a bite me- and I was my face- was at his face his level and he just grab me on the same side thanks. By the throw me off the boy, a fuckin sunk, just below my eye in the chicken and in one of his lower canines, was actually inside my mouth and he had my entire fuckin left cheek anyway. Do in fucked up to let me underline the need to give a fuck, but when he did like oh shit, that's at ten minute misconduct, if not a pocket. Came suspension and I was I was There- was a rough walk into the bathroom. I remember that I get hurt it kind of. Like ours. If, like I was worried, I was gonna, be the formed. A thing like I was gonna look an amazing, my god. Oh my god look up like some. We just got been faced by a fucking carrier and somehow I did he kind of

like puncture won't. I still. Look at my right. Now it kind of faded away but the one of my upper lip fuck enough, they had gone, my dad's office was already working on it. People say he was passed with us, both in the next day when I went to school in our faces all bruised up ahead, stitches wearing face as a guy get hit by a dog whose dog my dog, Why did you get rid of it now blind? because my family is blocked in the head. What do you think darkness, but to do that ship is both a beginner chase recipes. Be skipping along with you, as you want back from catching catfish, Redman s most obliging the fuckin faced by Europe. I deserved it, So there we got there might scar stories for the week. I didn't get a chance to get the underrated overrated this week. I'll just add term next week will have a giant women

burn a section of underrated overrated, because it was some really good ones this week, and that is it I got what I quick. Please please come see me about the improper and Houston Texas. I'm gonna Improv numbered. Dot com. The link went on my homepage and dog bastard, I'm a big trip back the Boston February sick. And I'm not gonna be a cheese ball here, but tickets are fucking There's someone like hot take such a ridiculous. Fuckin statement. If someone like hotcakes really came up with that You know what I'm having an american try to explore that community, because there is such a happy like A b Jerry, Seinfeld Fuckin Bit, you know So am I going to deal with

I like I said it was going to do that. Then I just did it. We think about it. You know, so right now you guys, you just be sure not the park. After their bodies, we established the fact that that I'm not a man of my work I work with this comedian Rhine Darkness weekend and I was gonna, do something I really fucked it up. I was meaning to try to get some girl the shortcuts at the end of the shell, and we would to come up with a way to do. It I was gonna, do a silly way like I'm a man, economies, bad! You do it for America just make it silly, you gotta to be one girl be willing to do it, and then we too, think about like reverse psychology, I got an idea. You know people variety of David great comedian, a terrible he's really bad at the last stage of the other night. This girl short attentively, he just turned out, be ready when the parties do not try to fuckin make it. Like you ve, got a little put concrete.

In reality. What was I wanted to see some tidies and I was using him as an excuse I kind of forgot to do. I was separate myself, because if I thought my message joke forget to do a joke, I don't give a fuck about how do the joke next, but you know when you miss out on Teddy's. You know that one sticks with you That said that the pockets of this week, thank you for listening. As always, everybody have a great weak. While my christmases fucking dead. The thing is fuckin dead. Dry and brutal. This thing is tat. Everybody christmases

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