Hey what's goin on his bill Bernstein Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning. Podcast, why you're doin it bill cousin. That's all Abdul AIR sit near by myself at the end of the night at a great night tonight great, you know I went out with the family family beg EAST. When I've got some the eat and my daughter was just making my son laugh his ass off. And tat. This woman at the time next to us said? Oh your daughter's funny, and I was just like. Who. I was asked Afterwards, we were hanging out. You know my wife was handling the check because we're a progressive couple

Now is the dad. She goes, these kids, a driver me nuts, could take him down by the car while I've fucking close up shop here. So my guide, so it down there and they these rocks and both my kids were just picking the rocks up in firing. Them is hard as they could into the woods. It was awesome. was just really awesome to say you know I think, both gonna be a ghetto into sports and stuff. My daughter is like crazy for skateboarding and shit. It's awesome just ass, some seeing that they're gonna be in a duel I kept type of stuff because I swear to God. If they both got into books, I be sit now. I guess He's my kids anyway, Jesus fucking, what a sad weak, Mona Fuckin said: weak man still have, not even begin to deal with the shock

Of losing Bob saga, this yourself fuckin brutal fuck, brood of fucking brood of any amount of dumb shit. That people are saying is: is it the new thing now any time a celebrity dies like Betty White dies and the gods tat? He got the Ulster. It's so fucking that just self. The who the fuck knows Betty White- on the internet, some random fucking personnel. Oh yes, she was hanging out with you like How the fuck did none it? None of these people know any of these people that their fucking talking about. Now I don't know, but you gotta, play modern medicine just for their existence, because there what has kept them alive or their parents alive so that they can fuck and then make them, so they give then go on the internet.

Express their ideas. oh and build their brand and engaged just cultivate this sea of fucking morons, fucking morons. You know- and this is kind of somewhat the summer school almost every year I should have gone every awry school, but I just quit the end. Senior year cycle. What's the point man So I get no a little better community college anyway. It's actually going to be on suits it's kind of a good thing to every once in awhile, be on the inside of something and then listen to fucking idiots who run the outside and just watch them come up with these fucking theories. every Anything you do, this tv shows movies, documentaries, pudding, benefit. Somebody gets mad about something and comes up with this angle of fucking horse shit and these people, just they just run with it,.

They just run with it in its unfair. This shit that they fuckin Steen others people on the internet, You speak for dead comedians like they know what dead comics are saying and what their thinking. People who never met them, Constantly you fucking tweeting or will tweet to me about it- dead friend that I have and what their thinking it's like. That is an amazing Amazing ability dates. We go like this. that I've been listening to you know I decided to go with the mainstream on this one bright. You know- and I don't give a shit if you go the other way- God bless you. I hope your I hope, you're right, I hope you're right I hope it is just a cold but I want the mainstream wanted. Somebody wrote He told me

what's absolute confidence, what George Carl and would be thinking of me right now. It's like do that's an incredible loves, incredible ability you have where would Abraham Lincoln be thinking? Can do presidents to already used IE just shoot him. You dead presidency, just dead compatriots, You know, is it like? Doctors were some afoot Doctors and others are hard. Doctors others are internet doctors, the internet, doctors I'll, tell you about them? They have command of the entire body where doctors who actually went to medical school seem to just be realised, the body so complex that they just break off into one area that they need. specialists cassettes, complexities, unless you didn't go to the medical school and you're on the internet, Then then you know everything or. If you were a doctor in you, kicked out of mainstream.

The mainstream medical air, that those are my favorite fuckin people, because they kicked him out because he's telling the truth it's ok I'll go I'm not I'm not going to defend big pharmaceutical on any level nets that evil fox. It didn't, kill a bunch people, ok, but you just can't automatically, then assume that everyone who got kicked out is good. Some People get kicked out because their reckless they killed the patient because they did a procedure that didn't need to be done because they wanted to buy a ferrari. I swear to God. I watch american greed. I know what I'm talking about. seriously I'm fucking around, but like a number of episodes on american greed were people in the medical field. Who wanted to live? There was this. Fuckin guy that move to the mill of fuckin. Nowhere.

I forget why he did it. He just thought that he could get a lot of victims out there and he just did all of these fucking procedures and fucked up all of these people's lives and we, Making incredible incredible amounts of money in the middle. That's what did omit. Moreover, he got high in his own supply or, didn't you know of the underestimated, the other guy. Whatever their Frank Lopez speech was, I don't know what he did but he got a little too fuckin crazy with that man and a figure hey man. you live in the middle of Fuckin Euro, South Dakota, with the population of about two hundred people, and you did. Nineteen, point eight million dollars last year and medical staff. Was there an avalanche out here was there's some sort of plane crash where, where exactly did you get? What are you. Then he saw any fuckin guy just takes off goes to Florida,

that's where all the rebels go floor, all the weak people go to. California. To try to get the coms like me, but all the rebels, all the true fuckin. You know the people What's Goin on man, I got out a fuckin. You gonna floored towards done hey. If you're gonna bail, have you got a bail in your life like you, like, you know what. I'm sick of the rat race, I'm gettin a fuck Ah, here, where would you go there? What we If a navy For some reason, like whatever they. There was a social meeting internet what people fuckin rat you out the stuff, you know I think we're out. I think I will go to Tennessee. They tend to seize like perfect, perfect climate there. Now They get the beautiful mountains and the EAST I'm gonna national, though, is to me People in Nashville.

I go wherever that fucking F. One hundred thing is every year than I keep saying, I'm gonna go to it. I never fuckin make it F, one hundred show then one of those small towns in Tennessee. I would move. I will live like fuckin ten miles outside of it like Uncle Jesse recruiter. dukes as I would live out their off of fucking dirt road, not happy You scare him too much of a city kid I couldn't fucking deal with that in mind The fucking wildlife out there tell us due to many countries, dogs was it. Are we? What one about the fucking old guy that buried all the money in the Fuckin Mason jars, the people out there to kill him? Make room in the fucking swamp to get eaten by the desperately down, not fucking, toilets. Its role in the fuckin, the swamp or some shit deity by the alligators they pay, the Mason jars. And then they went into quicksand

The last thing I heard was the old guy cackling laughing as they went under You know I learned my last little trip here. I learned that you actually sink alloy under like they haven't in Hollywood. It's just another. One holly was lie because your body is lower valiant whatever percentage of water when she two but you're wasting your chest. You just sort of float, he's gonna, get make your way out of it. I actually walked in quick Santa my last little trip down and take up my vacation at a great fuckin time. Great, Scary time to you know the scene, I was out neuter In the Colorado River, in a fucking dried up, it is it's just unbelievable. What is happening to the environment and none of these Fuckin news places stations. attention to it even remotely because

All of their fuckin. Advertisers are part of the fucking problem. That's drying up or so many of them are. think that's where there was grabbed a comedian because we're just fucking easy targets. Did you hear this joke? The guy said the combat zone? I mean what is it what is happening in that country Is it worse than fuckin the Colorado River, Reaching the ocean for the last twenty years, or whatever was the of course, and that is that what it was anyway, I was out there so. You know I'm a sober guy now, except when I got to the desert, I did some mushrooms it man, I get tests of the item blast. I had such a good fucking time and what I love about those things is, I only have the desire to do him like once a year once you know, I only do them it's like I'm with my wife. Fuck it in the middle of nowhere. My kids aren't there so dislike. I I don't know spots ability-

I feel safe out here. It's fuckin nature, man Oh, God? I had such a good fuckin time. They kicked in Like right by more, we will stay in it literally look like a cliff there, The UK only would fuckin jump off. You know. and all those rocks became like an audience, and I was just talking to warm and shit. I never got freaked out. I just enjoyed. the whole everything was fuckin moving, it was wild and then I came in I sat down and I will the charges raiders game. Just trip and balls. I just it was fucking amazing. Could you rippin and then you come out of it and then you go back into it any like. Oh god, it's not over

there was such a great game and actually was watching. I knew what was happening. It just It just didn't look like any football game. I ever seen before You only announces faces were fuckin all weird. Their heads were going into their shirts and shit. and I was- I was making my wife Laffer ass off. Because it one pointed it they. What was saying in the charges biggest problem tonight is gonna, be no second, your biggest problem is you fuckin heads teach it it was amazing. I had such I had such a fucking great time. I was actually said when it was over. It was incredible and then I. Yeah. Just do are always those it's like. I. Now let me last time, might I fuckin. The only other time I did. I was in me. I may add a bad trip browser. I need to figure out what's wrong with me.

And I was basically stone sober into four eleven months and now I did him again. and now I have no desire. You know what I'm saying with ghosts are drink it again or fuckin smoke we'd or anything. I'm just like that was fun I think that's gonna be my thing. Man, they once every year year and a half. Whenever I get time my wife get Simon, we fuck and go away somewhere. You know, The kids are, they are not doing it, but every once in a while about fucking nature man as fuck, it fun is hell. I get it, I fuck and get it, good times to be had I thought I was standing there right. And it's weird when the ship comes on. All the sudden is everything around you is just like alive and I'm like a high as it going good to see you guys again. This is literally what I remember saying and the Like Canada, some movement outside.

Those are gay gave body didn't see over, there was talking like they were people. Kind of told this story on anything better, but I'll tell you guys just think until it again just in case, I don't think you guys all listen to anything better, also poverty. So when I first one doubt there It started come on. I started here and like voices. everyone like it out now. Here. It ensures the and that the government in I gave em after Stalin and after we stolen right. Anna. I was here in these voices of sick, like on my God, because I could make out what they were saying has like wait, a minute, my hearing, the spirits in the Fuckin Indians. They used to be here. And ass. I saw this movement in the hills and I was like a fucking at that

my cousin tripping or, as is actually a person it look like a person of it. the capital, a cowboy, unlike as our fuckin Kabul way, did I just when a port hole into the fucking eighteen hundred psych. What's goin on here, man. There- are unaware carbon. Stopped and looked at me, and he just goes hello. He was way away from me. And it felt like he was like right next to me. And I was like what the fuck I you know, you heard shit and saw stuff. This amazing I am talking to this woman. She go Be careful, I love you anymore. Ok, any starts walk away. It starts walkin sort of parallel to the rocks and I look at it and I might what the fuck.

I go back into the little bungalow and, unlike me, I go. Can you go outside and tell me if there's a cowboy walk across the backyard, so she starts cracking up, laugh and now she didn't do it like she does. Let me do it. She fucking goes out their cause. There's nobody out there she's laughter, ass off Once again, I told him. The whole story is, if I didn't know you like heard voices analysis, fuckin insane. So he sat down our aid and then that's when I sat down and I watched the fuckin, the it is charges and they showed like the beginning and they will like pan and around that stadium with all the lights and stuff. And I was like what the fuck. I've gone is amazing and NEA God bless us. She was sitting there. Could she was afraid I was gonna, have a bad trip or whatever.

Because of the sadness of the past week, there was the day when Bob I find our best, but like I just you know, I just said myself: I'm not gonna. Think about that said stuff. I'm gonna have a good time Not to mention already taken and what I found out that It pass allows like. I thought this is gonna be brutal, but maybe some Bob's happiness. Was in me I don't know what's so anyway,. I have a great time and then the next morning we wake up. We gotta communal area with his breakfast right and when we finish Breakfas, as Getting not to leave. I see the cowboy come walk in Happy wasn't dressed like a cowboy was just dress like a fuckin person from twenty twenty two and I go near she's like what am I fuckin cowboys last night except Mister

cowboy, close, she knows what I got. I think that the guy saw last night, and I think I saw a cowboy think it was that guy did she say Crack up and we breakfast ends and weak. What I got to where we stand and then that guy pulled up in a golf cart and it was Bungalow right next to me and that's when I realized I didn't see a cowboy I saw that guy a. I saw me and he said hello to make, as he saw me look at Adam. I didn't say hello backdoor cause. I don't think he was real, Shit. So they go that's my mushroom story. It was such a fucking Fuck in good time- and it was, such a good time.

But, like I said, if you guys are all worried, because I've been pretty much a sober guy, I haven't sober, you don't mean, I was fuck em. What we want eighteen acquit booze and then I slowly was replacing it. With weed and then I was like, I gotta stop this shit, but I will and then I took mushrooms and then I stopped Well, I guess all eleven months I didn't do anything, and then took mushrooms again and then I was coming back read that I'd be gone, a let's get some fuckin weed and I haven't and have had no desire to do it. So its pre. fucking cool. Then you can have an experience like that and it doesn't it for. I was working for me, It doesn't make me want to go back and be a fuckin idiot again get

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I forget, if you listen to this. That's all this is just a clip. This is from the honour. This won't be in this. This is star picks this is episode you get to hear who won. The Jimmy the Greek award. With me new version pickin for games against the spread. Battling with each other, through eighteen weeks of NFL football, we had a great time a cable, down to the war. Harry this here. Listen, what's up everybody unwelcome back to anything better and fell. A three view show the last show the regular season is done, but do we have the play off starting right now, guys and, as you know, by now, we ve teamed up with bedroom GM. This season will be easy bedroom GM lines to make all of our picks and we'll have special offers for our listeners each week. If you haven't signed up yet for M Gm just use a bonus code, a bird you'll,

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you got a policy can't, hear you we cannot hear you. This is like watching somebody flipped out in the car next year you can hear what they're saying week I was- we are trying to tell bill what's going on with the thing. So, let's we should pause us and tell him everything I found me just keep going. What's going on so here's what happened? last night I did all the math. I watched every fucking episode cuz there was some discrepancies Andrew at said that I won by half a game. I said I got to look at that. I can't I can't not win any super it like this. If, if we don't, if it's not sure I went over the games last night when I went over the games last night and I fucking wrote it all on TAT, always in and likewise AEGIS, fat hardened met. My wife just said what defy wasted, because I want to make sure causing. I don't know man. I want anything so anyways

went to bed last night. I was trying to do the math you were, you have Half a game lead. I said Andrew and Bedroom GM, and I told them that and then they and told me that I took them occurs in weak, eight and I counted as a loss, but it was a win, but guess what guess? What I don't give a fuck bill gradually undertaking not about bill dude, Dude, you did something bill that fucking hurt. You go like this. You go our didn't, fuck it up in weak nine. You go fuck, you do. Then. taking the bills on taking a bills and then, at the very end you got nothin just go ahead, dad cardinals- and that was your foreign out and that's the game that we step we didn't have, but you might have some stupid also when you dislike this, don't fuckin with urban Meyer. There's no way Jacksonville. This is alot loved me, so I just got a spite. I took that fucking games. Are you going to put you wanted to debunk it We are working on a well balanced one of my life missions pop. What's that

telling gamblers that they don't there's no such thing as a lock? Well, here's the thing, as one gamblers talk about a law com. I got it back in the Bible, but they only talk about the victories Paul Rights are the locks, don't make it they now add that into their average I gotta say something before we get into this while car we can watch. Our shell for eighteen apis. I just did the picks, so is literally only like ten minutes. Each thing so was only couple hours, but watching it. I I called you to say this, but I know you don't like to take compliments and I know that you're busy sent a less than you wanted to do you said things during that: fucking show that were so fucking on em precise, that if you look back it's like futuristic shit,

and I was lie to you said a couple of things about coaches and you said a couple of things about shootouts and you said a couple of things about teams that we're on the road and I was just go and do guys the last week I gotta tell you I'm at the Falcon Saints game. I don't know what's going on and all I know is like a non winner. I go. all in four I've fucking stumbled to the thing and then I look a bill. bills all in three and I go oh shit. We may both fuck it just crap out and, of course, bill. Bill goes to the gift. Tat keeps on fuckin given which is Tom Brady. The game was closer to the third quarter and the box and up winning, but now that I lost money on him all year. Every time I took them they should the bed.

Yet every time I took the cartel they should adhere or go to. I want money on the car elsewhere, who you go to stage so that go to his after. I went through all the weekends and roared everything down bill when art bill, of the cardinals, I loved the Steelers. Ok I'll, tell you what Bill love the sea hawks bill. You like this, the odds even when they were like no chance. You were like nobody covered. Do they covered a lot now? do you like damned the? I love the Packers. I was a big packers but we also the beginning. I got on the cold span Wagon Carson when scores points, and then I wrote that too long benchley they fuck you another. I took from it is there, dad's dude, I just I'd, be I think once or twice she beat me like four times and they had dad's. But maybe you are you pay me like twice Sunlike were, but what? But now to play off

picture is done every body and die. We have in the area of sea the laws, Vegas Raiders playing rare, raise plan. Joe borough, do the thing Us back in the Ms Instant, see we have your new England Patriots on the road in Buffalo. Saturday night Game and then Sunday the Philadelphia egos are gonna get. There are going to see science era to Tom Brady and the taboo bucks. That's the one o clock came Sunday and then all boy you got to San Francisco forty nine hours and the Cowboys in Dallas that's a great game, and then you have the Pittsburgh Steelers at the chiefs and your Arizona cardinals at the rams. That's what

a play off picture looks like right now and bill. This is the front I will we get. The dvd Harness Rams Game is the game for me: cardinals, Rams game, we're going to do some cheeses for the fans and me and bill can do this together, so we're going to go by the way, real, quick. The last thing I got to say Close down the year hitting our third Monday night special, we had a lot of people bet in. We made the money and guys how many Sport shows done by comedians when they both beat the book. Ok, they're, both overcoming fifty by people who actually in sports, they pick against the fuckin money line. Me and you both beat the book after seventy two games of picking, and we had three Monday night specials. Who does that We need a raw article about that. We get Michael O Brien on legal, that comedians donors, I have thought again. I can't talk. Look at that. Did I just gotTA bedroom GM.

Yeah, oh here it is only if there is a girl bearer. I got one I like to do- and I think, but I'm GM likes us to do it too, and I think it's the best way to do it as teasing games. We get six points to play with each way and die like teasing, paw. Ok, you know where you stand with me. I don't like what stop what about Do a to g d, I'm on a Monday night play off Jesus Christ. That's incredible! What about? I like it. the Patriot six, because then they have ten and a half and I we put another team, would six what you like the page. I like the patriots, gettin ten and a half in Buffalo. You. I like that, our own game scares me I will, I will die with teeth to fuckin bangles in a second, You want to choose the bangles. You want to teach the bangles down to getting one

I do that, and our tv I'll teach the patriots gettin ten and a half. I think that it needs to be a mother fucker of a game. I think at the end of the day, I think the head coach with the town that he has. I think that you know whoever wins that game. They get a little, it's gonna they get to eke out. That's gonna, be a! that's, gonna be a nail biter, so I love is advancing everyday others. The best me a bill gets a team forces and their these tests is so there you go Andrew there for the better courses join forces Paul to area you. Let me show you the bank. Paypal com is a thing we're gonna, take the New England Patriots just to repeats or by the new what we can do, a two tier cheese, no England, patriots getting ten and a half in Buffalo and that its in and the since, in anti bangles gettin, one at home and stare re raise our eye bill.

which team do, you think, has a better chance of getting upset tat. But Bay against the Eagles The chiefs against the Steelers. Ah fuck. What lesson I love a cowboy movie like anybody, I want to see the old gun slinger. comment against the chief. I say this is what it is my feet on the chiefs cowboy verse, indian baby, that's right! steel workers voice broken down head I think if, if the judge the Chiefs. Fucking snap, out of it.

And kick the shit out of the Steelers they go into the Superbowl or they gonna lose this week. I dont think is that I think is that take data gonna, just shit, the bed, the first week against the Steelers or they're gone back the Superbowl. That's what I think What and Andromeda games that he wants to do they want to do like two games are three games. I would only one do as members pick em off their renown, taken we as big mouth I got one might well ways the game at its an hour ahead. We already took the first to want to tease so let's talk, Philadelphia Box buccaneers, are Etna, have point favorites. The all some And the Eagles, you know the Eagles got in kind of barely There are, you know, I don't know you know Jail in herds is a quarter back, I mean I'm, Brady enough to win the game today when by ten probably.

I would the Eagles up. You would cheese the Eagles up. More points here, I'd is subject to tamper. Baseball consisted, do We could teach it down to two and a half done. you are giving us again points right. Yeah, but we could also cheese the ballot box down to two and a half haven't opened by a feel, go We could do it as we can that the six points we listen. It's our six points. We do what we want. Would it I'm gonna play I'm gonna. I wrote I don't know why I haven't. I haven't had a feel for Fuckin Tampa Bay, the whole year they looked like they're, gonna gotta go back to back and then they look like they gonna shit. The bed. The same thing would like that the chiefs everytime achieves look like they were dead and buried. It looks like they ve figured it out again You know what you know,

but you roll with me on my first teased all roll with you on this. We could do to Philadelphia egos getting what would I won t it would It would set its eight and a half Andrew Rights, Plaza they get six, they be fourteen I'll, take the angles and fourteen ok so take the eagles over to touchdowns, which is good. Fourteen and a half. And I say we cheese Dallas can't lose that gave what about the chief steel, as we gonna, tease out too but now we can choose the Steelers won with the cardinals and ramps. Just Games. Are the ones who do we teach the other tamping Tampa game with you That's that's a week. We could decide that now you want to do is okay, so you want to do the Tampa game with the Steelers game. I see you nor do I would tease due to two games, I'm not the most sheriff. I wouldn't tease together. rather than having take down to brass. I like that

that's a betters mentality. I like tat. So what so so you're saying that the ones that you dont know too well would be the Steelers and chiefs. Yeah that that one is a mother father of a game I want to give you want to give the Steelers eighteen and a half. Big banning went home under the Gonna, lose by twenty in do is Kansas City, gonna, fuckin. beat the steel. Like I just big Ben, I think big band gonna play for big Ben listen. The last time they played was three weeks ago in case C in case c, beat the shit out of a bad. Like blood My only not against the Steelers is day there always like. This is what we do Are we totally defeated it? We're gonna, keep doing it.

I think you should achieve their teeth. Achieves down are rife. I did your bet I like it I like it either way actually are. I am not to tease the Eagles up or I know we're gonna do the forty nine is cowboys. To this. Is the game, the Arizona Cardinals LOS Angeles wrap? This is the game I listen to cease. All I just want to make sure it does so Andrew Eagles fourteen and a half chiefs. Minus six and a half because taken down six, ok, now a two more games, San Francisco forty nine hours, a Dallas Arizona cardinals at the loss, Angeles Rams ram therefore- and I have point favorites in LOS Angeles. Carlos Commoner, cardinals, common off a fuckin loss? Which I All too well I like the rats in this game. I like their front, for I do too.

I don't know. What's going on the card, as I should think, Carlo Murray might be a little harder he's got something nagging in autumn I don't know. What's going on with them I'd I'd I'd take, I would tease the the rams down to get into and a half and then The others just my opinion, point to go this. I dont know if forty nine is man, I love you. I love that bet by the way I love the Rams cheese down, get and points that front for at home. I love that How boys forty nine is body only held office? This is a time that they offer, but I the cowboys when the game they can't have another first exit deck Prescott playing, Why don't you take pilots bits what they ve been doing through Falcon? never since Jimmy Johnson is left while, but his face very Switzer got him through. all right, whatever you want submit nineties paw, call, since we both had full heads a hare, Dallas Cowboys have just not delivered.

Do that's a great fuckin thing we got ever listeners. Do we want to see how successful your team is, but your bite, you gotta, have a picture of you now and then the last time they they fuckin wanna play off, can do that is grey, anything better listeners. Yes, you have to hold a picture of the year. If you gonna tell macaroons day, that is a big Andrew work and they send that ill I was born, I gotta to send my last time me, but I want like a play off game. What did a run? Ok, maybe I may be so that we do ninety nine was would, Bree well when they play the spurs. I gotta find a pajama disenchanting. I love that he do that anything better podcasting, Gmail, ok, guys there you go, send your pictures of you holding yourself with picture of yourself of your team watch, think better plug gaps that Gmail and will Willa what we

Do all of a will put like tat will put like ten funding. The funniest ones. Do monetarism rough once. That's a graphic. I like this is what I like bill. I like the rams, like you, said down. I like the cowboys three at all in Texas, but if you want to go up, I, like the other one too. I like the Niners, get nine. I like it either way. For minors, get nine Niners get his name e g plan Jimmy, these plans, Is he playing, though, has even during the last few weeks are not duties? We came back and beat us they do. They were down seventeen, nothing gets the rams, that's a savage. They have on the defensive line. Is he back as he healthy who Bolsa yeah? that I don't know Andrew glad that information considering, I don't know, fuckin how many wins I have and how many lost his arm led a protest at poor. I'm gonna wine about that. Like Jim or say by the way

Do you have a good look at his Jimmy corrupt below that kid came up with a suit in a press conference tat. I was just saying: kiddies corruption, The only thing you didn't have was you know, you know what I would wear bill in the press conference. I wear black turtleneck jacket, chain outside the turtleneck. he's playing. He's playing my aunt Izzie Healthy yeah said help be posted seawater. Well, how those even back, Does that guy healthy is a fucking problem. relatively healthy across roster services cover scene.

I don't know policy or the cowboys. Finally, do I mean I don't know I like forty. Nine is with nine better than I like the cowboys gettin three, because I think it's gonna be obviously a close game. so? Why not take nine points instead of just gettin three? Ok, I would I will all role that way I like to call on you look like you're, like a battered wife, this we and I'm make any decision making all these for you just now. I like I like Dallas, better like but I'll, but but I like the Niners get nine is cool arrived, but I feel like we went with everything that I said so you want you want. You want the cowboys. As do the cowboys gettin three and the Rams get in two and a half, I like the guy voice, you know also home, both wanna. You know I like that. I also think the cowboys rested up for this game. I, like All I got a good I gotta good promo picture for us.

I dress like Tom Landry, a new dress like Jimmy Johnson.

cassettes how we are more fuckin stoic with the federal and your more you're more with the chain. Our damp cowboys dispute here is: are we gonna do before next year's before next year's competition starts being built? Should pseudo a photo promo out back where we're different coaches different years at different, like we'll go look at players that we look like do. That would be not stared. Let the pond turn I use everybody says in, and the guy Sean, what's his face from the bills are: do will put a bills jacket on you with that? What he wears on the sidelines, but the bills and the hat I don't either Larry's. There would be one where raw yeah you you're like Landry and I'm not an who's. The guy you like one of the you look like you, ve got your wig. You could play the guy, he was. He was the brown coachman at time. He's gone one time, one time, one time when the cows line up the field going thinking missed it to know. Who was that we? That is,

for some reason thing an era parsee in something like that, but I think he was a culture Notre Dame and we do so. Let me look on it and I fell films. One time failure. Remember Jerry Glenville, I I. Because this is, we would all apply the directives in black. They can overcome my game plan. Is this The annex bell, which stands for not prolong you're making those fucking call scourge right now fell films, one time, Browns coach. Sam materially honor, that was the one tat you can. I can I say, the picture of a all dress like Reggie

He actually know do Mark Norman could probably do Good SAM, particularly Otto. Chinese Italian too, it's just I just gotta, see their hair style, That's the way we black clean shaven. oh wow do. Get out, get get that first, one there that first one round jacket on. They are indeed look at that place. You tell me that guy is not called. You include, oh, why did you see the painted and city on his face there? oh my god, Bill dude, I gotta get a black Wigan. Do there who does.

I'm not gonna lie I'm sure, he's past rest, his soul, but do that guy looks like he's it was it an ode to be many times out there? What makes no sense how bushes eyebrows are and is forum is, and he still has a full at air, usually when a guy that guy's that Harry. It's almost like it falls off your head on the eyebrows, India, fuck and arms. so. I thought Ok good. Do we gotta get him on the podcast. big entitled already. I kids with Brien site Reggie Rocker. Can we At the videos incentives can we get the video of him saying one time or now I gotta see that do get oh yeah it is as yet, the hands and knees, and one time any longer,

one. Mrs. It won T I then one guy the funds, build our reminded me one time you sent me a video of a guy watching, his horse, Do you remember that he's gonna kill you Eddie. Do you said to me it was a bad thing: the guy weapon, his own ass. Not you are you sent me a video of a guy watch in it. No, there was a guy, it was a guy. He was. He was like my minute and he had his program. He was going like this and he was whacking his own at like he was hitting the horse for you smacking his own ass in a fucking. It was fucking who I like I've never seen anything like. You know how.

I'm trying to think like sports, you fuckin act out. They know you do you're, lucky Arab, like ball and is something you do like body was. This guy was literally Rhine. The horse had taken his programme like, etc, are you learn how to address not are you are you if you can at that guy do but one guy was just scream and that the horses name and as the horse got closer, he started scream, endorses name louder and got a good girl and then the horse lost. always that sorry hope yeah, you you just like yeah the current: where It was good There's nothing sad but asked them about an eighty year old. Doing that so why you're? Looking for that? What we'll just stop recap is cheeses, guys hope you guys joined the cheese teases that we did

We have on jobs borough getting getting one and the no England, patriots getting ten and a half years to build. Hu, we gotta smoke a cigar which oberlander yeah. We do we have the it we now know, what do we do it? The Philadelphia Eagles, we teach them up Which is a Philadelphia Eagles up to fourteen camp is gonna win that I like Eagle out of them one by much. Ok and we teach that game with the chiefs. The Jeeves getting the chiefs, minus six and a half. And we have the San Francisco Niners getting nine in Dallas and the loss Angela's took the cowboys. You took the cowboy ok, sorry sorry to pledge the cowboys we tease down. The cowboys are getting three at all

and the loss Angeles Rams. We teased down sick, two, so they'll be getting two and a half that right at home. in LOS Angeles, so those are our teases for wild card weekend. I'm interesting to I'm interested to see if the patriots cannot them off, The possibility would Bela check in them that should be good man all no he's gonna be watching AG. You're gonna be watching a game. I thank God. It's that they are really really good team. There are really good MAC Jones goes in their against. Bob below like twenty two for twenty five, thirty touchdowns, three hundred and sixty dollars he's definitely do the bills beat us. The last time.

There really good team- and I have a really good, coach and plain at home, sick, a fuckin loosen yeah. I picked a pact that I never agree with Dan Shaughnessy, but he said son this week to pat can't play from buying and that's kind of what its lookin like. So it's. Gonna be one of those deals where, if we have to play catch up with Josh out our Alan and Fuckin was Stefan digs you wanna see guy that Shaughnessy Guy, saying that the first year with the new fucking, like you, made the play offs that such a negative sports writing thing to say. I think. what I mean. I still gonna hung his hat on that

these are guided, wrote the curse of the bay of unease. Also, the guy like after the curse of the bay, was over the next year. We had a bunch of injuries in September. In the eighties become an army was like is the curse, is what we are here he's I added. I write it sell books, yeah he's a type, a guy. If you handed him a bunch of cash you, but we're going to put this. the threat of ruin. My party, Why is there was a lot of Boston sports rise like New York sports rise? It's like! Are you actually secretly a yankee fatter, you secretly from an like fans of other teens, because all you guys do is try to pull apart. like a Lebanese speculate that these problems in the locker Roman. Should it's just like. So I shall so what if there is no work it out, the men shut up. here somebody s, somebody, as is the last thing, and then we'll go on to think somebody as John Merrick. They go like this

John Mayer, in the New York Giants, actually talked about that for a second John Mara and the New York Giants decided, even though they said they were going to just get rid of the GM and keep Joe Judge cuz if they actually decided that the last few games of the giants was such a debacle that start over. They fire Joe Judge yesterday and then the owner John Merrick comes out, questions and he's such a gentleman about it. questions are like one. Kid goes. City is equally. This is desired place for a gm. You know considering that you might have a call back issue and the cultures have been in and out all the time and my question: yes, it is its New York City and is an inviolable place to be a sportswriter any wasn't. Even he wasn't. Even arrogantly daddy goes well. You know. I think this is a desire job. You know he's like we ve been a little unstable lately, but you know I think we ve had some success. It was just that wasn't dumbest fucking question ever and it really bugged me, but you know, I'm excited New GM new coach come in. We might

You hold out see if they get up would be such a country, those people. I really like you, think you are desirable And you think the woman and ends up with you is truly gonna, be happy. Like you're the year the Prince said she. Riding up on that white horse with your laptop Now, Forget the Saturday: do the song let this Saturday night special making some money for you? That's my pay report are so Saturday night is the Steelers. Now She's been cells are all. Kay, saw We got money lie. We got under the under overs forty four, do. You want to move that up to fifty bill. What are they build? This is your team. You know better than make this is an area of sea rivalry. You know better than me. Ah fuck

I don't know about this game only this might think about this. For a second, I could see speaking a shoot out. I just now First one was aware game with the wind and the next one we played with them and I believe they pulled away in the end. I don't know I already. What do you think it for like the over under See both teams in the twenties, but I see like a twenty six twenty game. I see something like tat man, I don't know think we teach it down and take the over. Let's tita thirty. Eight, ok I like that yeah are our Saturday Night Special Darwin into the first? We gotta play us while car Weekend Buffalo bills at home. It gets annoying going patriots we a teacher the under down to thirty eight and take the over? We are

when a cheese, the four point, five points to patriots are getting and bring up to ten and a half, and we are going to say that you want bellies gonna get to say why we want to set the page. He's got a sack there, you go guys this then this is the first week first week of wild card, we can play our play off. Thank you guys for illicit an invite me play our advance. We'll see you see you go in it. So what the division of jealousy gone, divisional series next week, thicker are right in there you have it. That is the that is the end. The Jimmy the Greek award. Congratulations to poverty!

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things. Some Fredo's Tarzan Apple in their walk, after the car right. Greece, from the Fredo's already making that pits stand on my little brown bag zone walk up to my rusted, our car hope and it's gonna start hoping we have a problem with the fuck. It all right. there was nothing more fuckin depressing then the moment when I was had been there for a year, was actually sit now go and one year ago I was right fuck. Here I hated that shit and I think that that fuckin, I dude he's not These are mainly due to the fact, and I want I think it's fuckin with them at this point. Ok He doesn't give a shit anymore. He just wants to gets through those stupid fuck. obstacle course is because you want To get he's gonna fucking nuts out there is already

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how do you know what the fuck I was talking talking about our superstitious people bought a bit by bit by bit Because, like when, I do Stevie wonder there have been any wider, but about being a bold move, You don't think I wanna do that. Don't Koreatown tonight appropriate a standing ovation. Golden globes everybody. look. I went from reality tv. What was I talk? A sober fact, chicks and songs that my point there was never any point to this faculty. The point is, is for me to talk for an hour and just some eat up an hour. You Monday, that's what it is. there it's in the morning early in the afternoon, when my Everything's about this podcast is that it is called the Monday morning podcast any amount of fucking people who still obviously feel that their Monday, you know, They're doing any sort of heavy lifting on this podcast other than downloading it for fuckin free right. What are you in here

decks finger. Go fuck yourself this is my Monday morning. It's nine fifty six, a m where I am- and I am recording this spoken. Podcast aright times have. You said something Fedex second day to get there before night and it doesn't get there till three three in the afternoon Are you one of those cards tries to hold Fedex. You now try to get. three dollars and a quarter taken off you little fucking envelope, not even think but you said something from San Diego to bank or main and isn't that fucking amazing, because me, as a person who actually gives a shit about getting there can't get there. That quick. Can I adopted can fuck enough summit, because the letter doesn't care. Doesnt have a dog and fights Let us just sitting there waitin about great. So it cut him some slack Jesus Christ, Can you tell I got a bunch of shit to do today? None of this is gonna, make sense. Let's talk about the golden globes,

So why are yesterday? Yes when I saw the other, otherwise, the Wolf the Wall Street. I saw Joey roses in my love, wife near but down, and I saw I saw the movie we were in the movie theater we watched it together was it there was great moment because me fuckin derosa other Scorsese, you always movies. We quorum all the fucking time. Verde does the two yet I've we're gone to brand news. Scores Cecy scores skirts easy, how the fuck, you say they say the different last night, the golden Globes did he didn't, have an angry look on his face. I think I've seen it wrong. score Ceci. We went down, saw his size movie had a great fucking time. and then I went home- and I said I wanna Fatima out what most my point on my point

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accorded the second one planet. It does so. I watched the I watched. The charge is first, the Broncos I watched a game, but fifty minutes was fuckin. Phenomenal spoken phenomenal already forget the name of the charges receive a who just fuckin, it's gonna be a God superstar, whenever his name. Was he really really impressed me on the year on the big stage On the big stage there so were of rocket, talking to fill football Marty into it. What are you? What are you saying? What do you say? A football birds all the favorites one, as far as I can tell you know, For, as you said, the dumbest thing every goes, Patriots Broncos in the ABC championship, dude. I call them back

aversion going out on a limb again. Jake Brady meriting bigger get it to stop them, but I actually, I didn't believe in the patriots I still can't can't believe. I'm fuckin well they're playing. though the injuries that they had always They go into Danvers gonna, be a tough tough game. I traveled so much. I think we beat him this year. We did that's right, they were a big and then we came Can be ice now we go in their house near Gonna beat us that's how it works, that's how it works. And the one I can understand: is this is gonna, be a tough one. She in San Francisco cause you got the division, rivals. You never know which way it's gonna fuck and go the Patriots, no, how good they are every They're gonna lose to the bills. The jets and dolphins, two out of three of them. They're gonna lose Torme like once

please unless they gave us. Some juggernaut have a fucking thing, but I'm just saying see you twice. They know it. It do and every the fucking cliche out there, but I still am sticker what Seattle a block it out. fuck induce chill twelve man musical That's going on! We registered in earthquake every fucking game there when the way the rate of France to more and more people are starting to become characters they starting to paint their faces. It's just. Somebody the real You know that the real housewives fucking Linda, I need the real Seattle Seahawks fans of Seattle. You gotta tell those, To leave the capes at home, you know every team Has got that one jackass the painters fucking face shakes his head sticks the emblem on the side of his head: everybody, get that one fuckin jerk off and it's fine. It's fine, they have won, but there is a tipping point in

stance with it's too many of them. start bringing their size. We make fun of that shit like You have an zone seats and you make a balls I sign just how fucking unoriginal, you that's right up there the defence sign and the job on three? Sixteen. I don't even read the Bible. Ok, I don't know how to make that. I don't words to use sorry yeah, but an original fuckin sighing. you run of the mill everyday fuckin country, should wow talk, and while this comics not original that movies, not original design derivative, this guy ripped off this and look at you? Could you guys you got all we

probably more than a week. You probably got the tickets for your birthday is some shit. You have all that time become up with a fuckin sign and you make the defect sign. What did you just put on a stupid hat and then act like you're, the crazy guy, despite the fact that you're a faithful met? it father three paces taxes on time. What I just thought map was what if we had on, we don't worry, he's paid for it. pretzels. Just like you are there's, nothing! I hate more than the character. fuck the fan, that's but come on I character ass right, there I swear to God. You know what they should do to everybody does that they should pull him out of the stands and We can throw a ball in public. Ok, He watched the lack of whipping motion. Let's have a check the above that didn't have brothers. You don't owe me.

The way they throw think me our motion of a girl throwing who didn't have Add that stock around and tore out of throw a ball It literally looks like cheap animation like its skip. couple of frames it's just of what worse day I would put my money down, which money tat I put. money down there. You took one of those fuckin I paid a douche bag out of fucking crowd, that's how they would throw a ball. I could be wrong. I could be wrong and I like the way it used to be when you grow up. can gain back in the day you went to the game. Maybe you had some old shitty hat from your team Europe, and that was it and the rest. He had you stupid Jackie, just the rest, you you know other than your fuckin hat

you walked out of that stadium in your alcohol level. You could do you go to work, you just fuckin look, regular and you weren't there you drank beers. He got drunk and you're scared. Kids, that's You did in the old days a cake of testing giant horse trough and there wasn't any sushi. and there wasn't this fuckin dumb ass music. What did I Tor gamers, I went to the Bruins Ella Kings, gay agenda, the played like? They really enjoyed their time out here and allay? Do it I've got burned on that, Boston, friends who are coming out here, and you know you get homesick. Second, everything. So any time the Celtics, the brewing are the red. Sox were down Fuckin Anaheim full play the angels or whatever, unless they do some interlinked shit with the Dodgers you gonna go. I gotta warn you

actually specifically with the with with the Bruins in the Celtics. I gotta warn you: ok, don't buy expensive tickets cuz, I'm telling, especially with these poor bastard? I have to go play they gotta go! Do a road trip, in the middle of February to count the PIG Calgary Edmonton in Vancouver. It that's fucking kill me. I would be a raging alcoholic if I had to do so by the time they come down these sunny fuckin cities they got cabin fever. I'm telling you. or it's just you know I always get some of the best look. A women out here. Their famous I'm telling you Play, I can't believe the kings. It took on this long to get good. I would think that they would

What can destroy all EAST coast teams and can aid in teams. I don't know, maybe Vancouver, because they fuckin, like each other, I don't know, the amount of times. I spent like eighty, a hundred bucks to step up to watch this- I'll explain clippers back when the clippers sought and I will The big three come in there and just gets smoked. That's fucking brutal sub, just say it all right, just be careful what you money out here! Just get the upper deck don't wherever you stuff it just go there dressed I can give fucking going to work or something and then just share your team in its great. If your team Wednesday, when, if they lose Walk out of the stadium, you know and you don't have to listen. Anybody take it today. Next level that makes you want to throw a fuckin punch and then you're gonna get stopped by the nectar to guy just different thing out here. It's not

It's not a fun place to see. I came out here. They are, to a year do just that that the different level You don't know when you sit around giving each other's shared values should, above all you should do day. Then I crap and theirs yeah he's my mother is a dead. There's always like that person. That's what cause. Feds are anyways. The fuck was talking about all benefit football, so I still think it's. it is Seattle. I just think that that that I don't know I just liked the way they play the martian don't you fucking. It was the last time you didn't get hit. Three times before he went down at eight, cannot get that fuckin guy down. All right, the defences insane can tell it. the road for so long. I can in fact, in many ways they have beauty

uniforms, Niger staked out of the way their plan, and I dont think that I think they match up well with the Bronx I don't know about the forty. Nine is that this is a suitable they get by the forty nine is I'm gone. I'm staying there went in it beat the forty nine is they're gonna win, it began, as I do The difference is better than the Broncos, and I think that with Martian Lynch they can fuck you up. The clock and of paint doesn't have borne his hand. What the fuck is he going to do and I think patent get frustrated when he goes Against really physical, aggressive receivers release did back in the day When that's what we had a minority who knows Patriots gotta, Jesus I'll, just be fuckin thrilled that we made it. I really will be everybody's. Given me shit to welcome you, calm down your fuckin team that are now cause. We lost our second receiving corps, all these guys on defence, I'm stunned that they ve been able to do it.

again, I'm selling of telling you right now, Tom Brady, several of the best fuckin seasons he's ever had working with bodies worker with a right with that I have No idea was gonna one next week. I hope we fuck a wind, but you know I feel can I we beat them last time and I was really impressed with Danvers difference. Do so who the fuck knows whatever I know, they're gonna be great fuckin games and I'm watching every second of it that right and that's the deal. That's all I got to say. That's alright! Let's do a little bit agitating here. This week, We await a fork in advertising. oh geez were my arid or a dollar shape club. Everybody gets what for a couple of bucks a month dollar shave, club, dot com, delivers. Amazing quality raises right to your door. Not only does it save ii, a ton of cash saved you from project to the drug stored for a pack of blades

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that very soon, as I get ready for you, Fuckin nominated, Christ heads you fuckin bets the amount. People that one up there would said- oh my god, I believe this- I I'm not prepared. I didn't think I was gonna fuckin win. You know, like some fuckin, back up, Gully just sit there and all of a sudden. You know that this gave up five. Nothing is a joke start text and on the bench and all of a sudden the start Golly pulses groin. Now you gotta go out there. What the fuck unbelievers You see, I you will see how it's done. You should see Michael Douglas the way here, safety, his golden glow. First of all, for some fuckin reason: anybody you wanna Golden Globe last night. Was she you'd, like seventy five yards away, and you the fuckin all the way down and then

stage and then come walk out from backstage. Like everybody. Didn't you see you get up from your table, so Either we assess the situation like Jesus Christ has taken two fuckin long, so the second he gets called. He does I got I gotta. Do you believe it and clasped his hands together? Then slam down to his lap in all the catchy, I've, just one award in in show business move. He didn't he got up, It starts jogged right, like a wily veteran grizzled veteran, whose knows how to utilise the clock he's running up to the offensive line. Here can gets on the stage he's dig. It goes into a great story, but I we got the part he thanked everybody before them I can oboe player even started. Was phenomena cycle Joe Montana,.

Montana run? The two minute office was greatly. Did everything but say John candies in the crowd? That's probably a bad joke, as it could have been a crowd. You would have been the Cranfield die ashes. You know what it was a great analogy right up until then, but other than that I swear to God Forty percent of the people went up there and said: oh, my god, I can't fucking believe it. We may can't fucking believe. What do you you're, not prepared didn't effect. that you got nominated months ago or weeks ago, it's like a fucking Thirty, they give you like a minute. You know Will you spoke to thank right? Is it like what you're supposed to do. He spoke to her false you meddled the decisive for everyone all the globe, I'm not gonna, be fuckin modest. It off I'll just be up there talking shit.

This will before we get up to the party. That's right! That's right! Market! appear pretend to be modest. Do I fuckin crushed it this year, you see what whose work or what. See that horse shit that they put on the paper I bring the life. pay attention will be ours. Twas me me Yelena Empty Davis, Jesus Christ out the fuck. I had to keep walk out. There was some zombie that went up there First of all, she sat for fucking a minute, looking around just milking the whole fuckin moment. You know, and she was the classic old actress right. She had the boy I have a twenty three year old and in the face of a mummy. You don't go fuck yourself. If you think that to me right dressed,

that's your goddamn age with the fuckin shoe polish you here. down there. Look like a sexy, scarecrow, anyways, so You fuckin comes down. They like something out of a horror movie. I literally I had to walk out of the room. I have this thing not We do I hate bombing. I can't stand watching people bomb. I it makes uncomfortable I had to walk out near sat there with their hand up to her mouth and I don't what this woman was doing. One point I heard she asked another actor to stand up in the crowd for inspiration. Sure everybody's repellor, apart on the fucking internet, but Jesus Christ just go up and say thank you. I'm site Great, I wanna make way more money now, because I have one of these women. What completely out of my leg might actually do a little double take when I walked down the street. Thank you so much.

I want all this thing under my chin, like I'm telling the ghost story, the gold is reflected off my face Thank you. Everybody rightness shit that I said. Thank you for everything. Will it make me? Look good tat, go fuck yourself. What's up to the ban in Europe, how in difficulties, not saying. we'll be nervous I'll, fuckin God. I can't believe I can't believe. And I, like you, will add a fuckin chinese restaurant, a bunch of balloons came down from the ceiling. I had no idea really walk around dressed like that? You didn't notice the other celebrities on the wrong. Why do you to pretend you not fuckin site anyways. That's why I love when Cuba getting one when the Oscar.

And you start run around like some fuckin soccer mom. They just want to know when a beggar, whatever the fuck they drive, was meaning that other people she's clearing house. You showed up this house it's what the fuck. You should go right back to fuck em. You watch how I handle it at the podcasting awards. Did they think they have those have those When it's time to change, They actually have podcasting awards. should have you accept them like fucking over Skype,. They should be in in the flesh. Should you sure, Just be voices, let's plough ahead here golden globes? What do they want to talk about here?. Oh yeah, I started doing yogi this year.

It's a long pause years away for guys. Listen to this to say a couple of homophobic things about great stretch, pants that I wear and a half shirt. Iraq, has you really want to be like don't judge me, but you really just wanna like. You don't want to feel like. You don't like loose clothing on Europe? You wanted like your being held sorry just trying to put a disgusting image in your head. me with yoga pants. I have shown you think about the dinner my pasty white belly. Muffin top hang over, So, of course, I can't just do a little video get and get my studio stretch out fuckin spine. After all these hours I spent on aeroplanes. My fucking, you know. All nothing stupid attitude in life-

I go from here, start doing yoga again this year, cuz, I done it like three fucking years, immediately just go from. I want to start doing yoga too. I'm going to do a hundred and fifty hours of yoga this year, which translate the three hours a year which Wake me me also by what about years weeks, I'm on on the road and one of a chance do I need to build up extra time, so I can stay ahead of it. You know like one of those I find movies. We need that energy life force on you, fucking bracelet right, I'm trying to get extra extra guys. The plane, like a video game so coarse I got to find I fucking, I think eight I slightly hyper extended my goddamn knee what an asshole. I do this all the time from the and drums. I play drums too much in a port. My fucking, shoulder on my hand, I tried I don't want my fuckin problems. I think this

I succeeded as a committed, because there's no way to like physically hurt yourself as a stand, a comic you stand there talking right, I guess you at something out somewhat accidently, throw yourself off the stage we could still come up. Do. the next show right, anyways so Yeah, I'm too old to lift the lift a little bit, but what happens, is still like shit. Then he guessed that I'm still lived in middle age body we were we have a shared on. You can kind of see that their shoulders in this pact there, but, like your belly, still sticking out right. You know those guys and then they always have some sort of wallet shave. I don't wanna, be that guy. I really don't want to be a guy, so anyways we'll see we'll see what happens I know I was fucking. Do that some fuckin day want I'm undue yoga and with within three days, I'm trying to do like a fuckin

split, then I get hurt her and then have just voted on at my smoked, a cigar less than I gotta stop with this fuckin shit. You what's it admits age. What's real scary. Is I lose a drink and body every week at my age at forty five, they just drop. in like flies, the white says I have cut down, I gotta fatty liver. I got a kid. I can Fuck it do it anymore. All right all right of gay and that's why I was drinking all these years. All those can things you know. this, like nobody left to my bodies I want to guys this week. Tell me Gotta, stop is something wrong. My stomach, gonna, gotta fatty liver. I don't think it is, how come I'm not feel anything.

probably never got my liver checked out. You don't feel anything like you. Just walk down the street one day. You forget, Wallflower knows them Chickadee than almost any just a phased plan, it's all set. diet cirrhosis. I a sea roses, score Stacy, I'll fucking know. Yeah I got away I'm done with fuckin cigars, I'm done with those those things are at six. Second, on a bus tail pipe divided into Hale a great. So I just get can mouse and throat cancer an asshole. I gotta stop this ship. So hard a european an adult, as you have to be your own fucking parent. You know when you were a kid,

you know your parents were there to stop you from the whole sleeve of cookies. You use the second you move out. You can do whatever the fuck you want. You can really be done. Heroin, Azure, written fucking, cookies and there's nobody there to say, stop fucking annoying, I gotta lay off of it. I can't do it. I just can't seem to get in order. It is it's all these social things football games come, I'm gonna hockey started. Starts tomorrow. Last night, you know Joey roses got me a great fuckin bottle of this. This fucking now happening scotch, am I I gotta try a course was absolutely delicious and I gotta have a fuckin cigar with it. I'm sit down porch with my red Sox robot. My best Europe is also my smoking jacket environmentalist and I'm sorry, now there smoking

the dogma that smoking a really good cigar when you called it's another think tells us, is a bad time here to smoke a cigar fish. Can mark anywhere inside the smell like shit. I sure innocent our bar and then you're in there with like fifty, Other guys in this? In you know,. Which is felt like you're, gonna, walk and closet with a car on after a while, the eyes Burn- and I can't even do you know, it reminds me of his back in the day when people could smoke in comedy clubs and down. It was unreal by the time you got to. Let you just do three shows or even two shows back. Thank has everybody seemed smoke back then they would there be like a cloud of smoke. You know by, but at the beginning of the second check is still left over from the first show, and like my eyes, would be burning. When I got

a stage in the second sure not to go to the bathroom and like flush amount with water, and then I go home. Then I actually learned to take a shower the night before you went to bed. Because I was remember the next morning I would wake up, I take a shower in the water came over my head. I would just smell the sum Like somebody was smoking next to me, So imagine even that how bad smoking is. I can even imagine that, being and a bunch of people whose smoking and lying in bed with this smoke in your closing in your hair, is somehow affecting your health issues bad I'm giving away my cigars and I'm fuckin, I can't see I'm done downward. But I'm pretty much done with them. What I'm gonna do is when I go to other countries are smoke. A cuban cigars, that's what I do and then I'm not bring in a bunch back because any girl The fuck I gotta smoke theses Cubans that I want to go bad right.

Whenever humidor has you wanna get sucked into the habit? And then what happens? Is you fuckin cigars ago in bed tonight. get a bunch of tax first world problem. Now, what is it Cuban cigars are made in the third world countries to go. Fuck yourself, is considered a third world country. What is exactly a third world country, a country that we're oppressing zeal and make some third world. It isn't just South America is now I gotta look it up as much people. at me right now, but a factually asked you to give me a fucking, intelligent definition. You couldn't third world countries with third world definition. Let's go at that. First doo doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, doo, third world, Ok, according to Wikipedia.

The term third world arose during the cold war to define countries that remained non aligned, With either NATO within it, stage for Western Europe, western european nations and their allies representing the first world or the com? this block be with the Soviet Union. The people's Republic of China are Cuba, secure it's, not the workers, a align themselves with the Soviet Union. And their allies representing the Second World WAR. So I'm guessing that we came up with it because, where the first first world, what number one. all the com, a ranked number two and then a distant third, you know also base Mexico going to discharge.

Follow Central America all the way down to South America Accept is one in South America. That is what the fuck is that what this is just north of Brazil. How does that burns now? It would seem that fucking country, down the cakes and in biscuits Fatima What's going on, I think it's time mercifully for the questions this week. What do you say everybody? What do you say you re ready for the questions for this week. I'll God knows I am Really quickly, I didn't even get a chance to talk about it. You guys you said sixty minutes thing last night that fucking jerk off, whose right now Alex right. Because the Henry Hill of that think all right Poland of poverty, the dude. I call it. I called it we're I'm gonna, be on roads by the end of our lives? Ok,.

and I'm gonna to tell you why, because the same reason why you saw that sexy scarce group, scarecrow walk into the fuckin stage. The same reason why the galleys diet pills in all this can grow. You hear back shit because no one wants to be altered, decrepit aright. already, given the shit out that Synergetic says fuck in hd age, as far as I can tell, which is Basically, I researched said synergetic scandal. That's what I search so coarse, negative shit came up about them, I'm gonna be on it the same way. Marijuana is gradually becoming legal. That's what's going to happen with with was steroids Karen Faculty. You know it's. A cool is part of the story, Was they said, a rod texted this guy, Tony, whatever the fuck, his name was and joy ray? Instead, I got a big day tomorrow. What do you got

So we gave him the stuff the next day when I'd like to doubles in a single or something like that, and the sixty men, a guy, goes all what did you think of you sent him the products and saw the result and he's going like. He basically said that yeah we got the formula down. You have the formula dough and he goes yet was like it was like shooting fish in a barrel, These guys are so advanced. In this illegal shit,. the I'm telling you they're gonna get to the point where it just like we were, you can smoke it through. Like a breath. Eliza world is just basically the mist. of th see whatever the fuck? That stuff is a get your high they gonna get. That would would steroids. Right and you're gonna be eighty years old walkin around feel, unlike you can put your fuckin fist through the God damn wall, it's gonna, be great.

Right and all this does witch hunt on these a rod guys and all these guys went to jail and all types of shit the people in a look back and be like we're. What was the problem? That's that's my prediction. provided an asteroid. Doesn't his first The way I retweeted something that somebody sent me about the Denver International airport, do you know that, this, basically that they started to build it, And they said, while the structures wrong in a rather than destroying what they built, they buried it, and then they built a year pour it on top of. It saw the conspiracy theories to say this is a bunker for all the fucker people looking to survive and nuclear holocaust or economic meltdown, and there are a bunch of weird paintings. Only on the walls. But if you We look at them objective. We kind of looks much more about world peace. and then the children of the

next generation coming along and oppressing the oppressors star bring them out and then there's no war, no more weapons. You can look at it in a sunshiny way or you can look at it. in a creepy way- and I gotta admit, allotted to the. Work is pretty creepy I'll, send you guys are linked to that shipowners pretty interesting. I love conspiracy theory because I know it off I know how much I life so why baby so I'd. I love the speculation arrogant. Let's get you shut the fuck up get over the year. questions for the weak, Alright, this one says ponies dot, dot, dot. Amr retort t why built in? I'm a cold sphere. I guess it's a reference to some guy place on the year on the fucking cults. I don't know anybody's name anymore. I shot. I was that he goes on, Turning to the eight twenty six,

thirteen podcast, where you talk about the difference between a pony and a horse in spite of the fact that I'd for until I was like in my ear, the twenties. I didn't realize that a ponies upon in a horses, a horse at the pony, was a small horse and the people down the street had upon. My whole childhood tied to the back of their Fuckin house, which can occur But I'm a driver by finally, when I was like nineteen twenty years old, was driving, and I was just like one: is that pony to turn into a horse, and if I could just go back a list The October twenty six podcast last year explain away better the fuckin look. My mother gave me before she started laughing at me I still see it on her face every time I come home for Thanksgiving anyway. I'm twenty three years old is a twenty three year old american angle, was my first language. I have my bachelor degree. I am going to law school in August, I scored higher on the law school admission test. The ninety seven protects at ninety seven percent

potential lawyers and I just had to look on Wikipedia to find out that ponies are indeed not young horses. I machine If myself, talk yourself. At least I can read out loud it's up to you which you can read out loud duty that all that other stuff. I can't do that. You gotta, take me out because you're also fuckin stupid and it was because, thanks for the free laughs, Colorado Springs show was amazing. Go Andrew, look well, he's got but the golf course there buddy the broadly people out. Poverty is a pony. In a hoarse his horse, I guess, a small horses, a cold. So would you call it You know it's amazing, is that I dont know what it is and I never take the time to look it up. So I always sound done this conversation advice on men paid bubble, Billy blew up,

the question short to rescue from the english language, but up up up up where I get it I second reading aloud. He goes on plenty of she says: oh my god, this is from our way. I finally get a female the right in and I trash right out of the gate. I'm sorry, Sweden. she says my twenty one year old girl and I'd like to know your best piece of advice, of understanding, the human males species, many things but at the same time go fuck yourself? Well, I'm sorry, you gotta be a little more specific. I'll give you a bit sickly general speaking Jesus Christ. What what do you want enough? I would Basically you you want to learn how to communicate with them better.

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And I said I want to get a chocolate shake you go by the diner and she free touches echo, my god. They make the best chocolate shakes our guy. Now right she does. The energy is gonna, my god, that that better, so big. Just kept saying that so big and after a while thinking like yeah like fuck, how the fuck am I going drink this whole thing and then a middle, just click domino effect and not big. This hundred size wait a minute. She want half of my shake, but she doesn't want to seem selfish but she doesn't want all the calories of the full shake survey, but she doesn't want to look like she's taken away. Fifty percent of my good time, Other than telling me that she's trying to mind fuck me thinking something that I drank a zillion times with ease is now to beg. You don't owe me so that's how you guys communicate how we communicate, because I can't just

don't make it see. My guys are heroes in where they really listen. try to lose weight, so Can I have half your shake. going. Tell you just twenty four years old. You shouldn't understand them, you shouldn't. Do you guys but hard to meet it. I don't know what you're asking please right back right back advice on my part. To just do that again. Just fuckin right back. Ask me something specific and I cannot be opened great that twenty four you're actually smart enough to ask us to explain. see best piece of advice. Isaac greatly some advice. I learn how to cook stereotypical is that fucking sounds, I dont mean in that, as this in a sexist fucking way? All right, I don't don't be a slob and learn how to cook

Would put you ahead of eighty percent of fuckin women out there Because, for some reason somewhere along Edith, Wharton over that chick, who showed the flag make a guy. A sandwich became this, lovely degrading fucking thing to do yet, I still have to hold the doors in fucking by drinks like why we don't find that sexist reverse sexist or whatever the fuck. You call it what time I was downstairs. I don't know what the fuck I was doing. I was due some pain in the ass jobbers cleaning up something in the garage and with out asking or anything mere came to Upstairs with, unbelievable sandwich she had made pickles toothpick, the whole fuckin nine yards, brought like something to drink downstairs to, and I stopped

Pork and sat down it was one of the greatest moments of our relationship are right, that's some advice, I'll give. You is guise of a very, very simple, and by some I dont mean stupid before you get on your fuckin high horse. Ok, like an old school engine, you open the hood everything's right there, real, we'll drive. It's not turned to the side gently into the compartment. None bullshit just fucking basic. you just do that every once in a fuckin, while guys will think I have a keeper and all you No one is making a fucking sandwich, and that doesn't mean that you shouldn't have the right to vote spoken on real cooking, cookies. Are you noticed just slap and shit together, building Fuck and food house how deaf cul de sac. that's what I don't understand like I guess I can understand that, but like

a meal, for somebody is one of the greatest things you could ever do for a ride. even that, so I would say something simple like that This is how simple guys are, if you actually every once in a while just said: hey, you want a beer and you actually go up and went to the fridge and got a beer. It brought it I'll put it in a fuckin free still mug I may post. speaking I'm ready to go paint. The house. Because that little move there. I feel like a fucking king. That's all takes. That's all it takes very simple. You know Let him had out with his friends once a week if they Moreover, they watched the game and you're not into the game. Leave. On the other room or be a good. Hang. But don't ruin is good. Fuckin time.

Jesus, I'm on a role here now is another one. Try to limit the amount of horrific shit, you're gonna drag him to night is obligated to go to some of it, but he has to have just said just say: listen, there's a bunch shit that you do that I'm not gonna be into rightly tailgating on a golf course being in a port of party before before football game that you don't give a shit about. I don't be there for that. So I get it a part of that right and the guy he gets to tap out of like now look what have I tat data one time near wanted to take me to somebody's birthday party. They were having some fuckin. Do you know we're all gonna dress like it's the gold rush to the fucking prohibition era, sick animals, can do that. She gave me shit, I was is, and I want to do it she, let me out of it. We laughed about actually work. There without a costume? the deal we may have we made out. We made a deal.

I told the story. I'm fucking punched, Rogaine Evan. What the fuck I'm talking about. I showed up and I did where a costume, which was hilarious, he's area the guy was fucking dress like Charlie Chaplin, and I show up St Clothes, and they look at me like I'm a magician, It left early cassettes, rikers out to watch the Celtic supplying the Lakers and, finally, that you we beat I would have missed it so fuckin cool. So that's that's what I would do and if you actually do shit like that, you know you put yourself on this. solid ground with the guy that you with, where now no reason for it to be an asshole. Do you a big mean to you, because you being so nice to have it really kind of works at work and of feeds off each other? That's the best. can do without a specific question right, so they go and

fuck everybody who's gonna, say that you know what I just said with sex the sooner go. Fuck yourself. I don't think it's you know. You're, on a date with your woman, you go when you open the car door, for you still do that shit. I can do that they'll get me a fucking, be requested a twist off when you hurt your wrist. You know something: that's obey my advice, stop acting like a kicker. Did you know budget fuck? It annoys me that everyone Kicker makes a tackle, he gets hurt. I just fucking to die. Don't understand that Jesus fucking Christ put some cream on get back out there and fuckin throw you feed around. College Roma. Billy, Fanelli, like that, one as a new one, can't wait to see you and Hamilton Ontario twenty one year old college student, who

Oh by the way, I'm up hopefully going to have the the links to those dates in the night, week. Herself everybody asking about. Are that? Might my big canadian tour in March anyways, as processes can't wait to see when Hamilton Ontario, I'm a twenty one year old college student who is and having to deal with rumors. I was a resident dawn, a cup months back It means I was responsible for watching The first year, students in their dorms during Halloween, I did hook up with one of the first years a party I was at work? some are spread, but through classic, Broken telephoned that I got drunk and Bangor in the elevator of her dorm. Consistently when I am at any I to say. Consequently, What about any social gather? party canker. When I too

a girl, my name? They immediately walk away his from some monster. Oh no, I'm thing transferring school as a fair share of the camp is thinks, I'm that creepy guy around girls and Device on addressing this rumour with girls to stop them from running for the hills would be greatly appreciated. I don't know do, did you do it? If you didn't do it. You didn't do it. I will talk to the to the woman. You hoped up with. Can you say, listen. Can you please tell people that I didn't get you're drunk that that didn't happen. Ah by means of people are mature enough once it gets out like that. Maybe she's embarrassed that she hooked up with an older guy. I have no fucking idea. I don't know. Let's.

I don't like those creepy sex ones, because now I have to do this is I have to assume that you are innocent. get off somewhere? I gotta tell us who would get somebody drunk and then fuck them in a public place like that. If you doing something underhandedly like that's store, does even makes sense and what you wanted to get caught. Whatever. I don't know, I don't know how to get it. It's once you get accused of sexually weird shit. You cannot do have to leave, I guess, but then they win. I don't do that sucks? I really hope that you know you if you are innocent I'd. I really hope that you can somehow get out of that possess. A fucking thing. We're always felt, like you know, sorry, accused of some sort of sex crime like I don't think that they should just put their name in the fucking paper until their work, their convicted. Even then everybody in your worlds, gonna know about it, If you didn't do it once

just accused of it. You get done yet, it's fucking over. I don't out of you not in back of the daily she could. You could go a couple states over. Yeah I'll change of name, the Falcon t J or some shit fuck and start a new life. You get don't now evident social media, the internet, everything just follow you around. You know what I would do it. I would stop going to parties I would get sober and I would just say you know. just out of stone, sober made an ice I will just say I mean I hooked up with this girl and then somebody started this fuckin rumour and I'm done with it. I don't do it should anymore. I don't gotta turn out, as I see it or not to get out of that Jesus fucking hard questions this week and without it But if you transfer, you admit that you were wrong.

Where the fuck are you friends who can back you up? Gonna, that's bullshit, you're, nothing, you just a loner Jesus. Motorcycle through Thailand, Jesus Christ, He wrote a motorcycle to Thailand, you the toughest fuckin guy enough, unless you're from there dear Billy, bought Baxter. I'm glad to hear you. Two thousand fourteenth is starting out strong arbiter a few weeks back about being able to drive, ought to be able to drive, are things I've had it, name flaws. Refer a few years now, and I've been working learning how to do just that, I'm twenty five hours into getting my pilots licences in November, I took a bit take motorcycle driving course over weaken. I think you have taken something similar ya gonna motorcyclists couple weeks. to the course with no additional motorcycle experience and never having driven outside of a parking lot. I flew to Thailand,

Christ. There I went to the northern mountains and rented a two fifty cecy dual purpose dirt bike. drove for nine days around the may harm song loop. The fuck is that though it can easily be done in fibres days. But if you feel like it, it was easily the best experience of my entire life. I was able to get out of the The shit, showed tourists claptrap areas and see what the fuck what's going on in the day? the daily lives of a bunch of ties. The food was in credit All the views were out of this world, People are the most friendly in the world, so they have only stereotypes like I want to go up there. Ain't gonna get kidnapped or some shit, and I was there. To gain some real chops. it comes to writing a bite plus I got to stop and a couple of small tourists based towns and Meda beauty. Scandinavian girl, oh and it didn't hurt that fifty bought an unsafe. Dollar. Fifty american we'll get you all the food you can eat. in four hundred bought will get. You are beautiful.

Bambi Hut in the middle of the goddamn rain forest for the night doubt anyone will give a shit about. stand up and Thailand, it's not you it's them, You should definitely make a trip out there and drive around on a wretched motorcycle. I got tons more information, if you're actually interested thanks but the free laughs come to Durham North Carolina soon, Fuck yourself do I would love to do that, I'm just afraid to go there places where you go. I don't you get put on a list. Is in Thailand the one we're fuckin perverts go to the bank little boys We got enough time food over here. They just assume they dont assume you're going over there right a bike, Hold she middle loop, whatever the fuck, you just sit over there, they they think you're going over there for that. That sounds us. That is That is a bucket lists goal of mine.

I want to be in some scenic place in another country, on a motorcycle. me. Why would you want to fuck and do that right? pretend like you're talking you're, not a fight, that's what I want to do. Congratulations. Why never even heard of that for the for those few listeners at home, if you're at your desk right Now- and you don't want a fucking- do work do work. you're gonna be working always to be spelled out for your flew to Thailand. The may harm sign loop, Emmy E Hong as Hong Kong, HIV son S, O n loop. by the way, what's up with fucking doktor evil in North Korea, fitness uncle two dogs is that true.

I kind of have to believe that, because it's not like they have to sway public opinion, liberal or conservative about that guy FED Jerk off The fuck is wrong with you. If you listen This is, I know, your dad was a big movie fan and maybe you want to rebellion. You damn listen, podcast. If you lit list into this. your headed towards an ugly death you're not going to survive. Don't shit like that? That's not the way do it, I don't know: did you dead on the godfather trilogy and you're trying to act like everybody in your world is fuckin more green? Maybe have to do that. You should just shot the guy. Do we do so like that. Like the couple of fear that that put in and I'm not even in your country, I'm already thinking I make my first thought after I got over the wave of fear of that was I have to kill this guy. If I love them country. That's what I would have two bullets, one for him and then myself. Just in case I did. I know,

I'd shoot the dude Would wait half the second, and if I didn't hear applause, I would then shoot myself because I always felt that you took out a guy who's just ruling with that level of? Bonus. And if you talk about. As everybody sitting there looking down at the floor, as you say in the next crazy thing, you want to do that if you actually took em out on some level, people who would be like the second you did. It will be the guy got. Thank God you did it Jesus Christ. I thought I was the only one. I'll fucking. Let me let me move on to the last one here and I get a wrap. This plot cast up cause. I gotta gonna, do your black? spot chest. Today's picking me up as a plot CAS Monday baby are drunk girlfriend issue. Always check. I gotta go to read the last couple: Anti real, quick, real, quick, real, quick rearing. trickery. Stamps

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I'm a big fan of yours, fellow by for a guy as well, and I love the podcast. I have some relationship issues that I like your input on. If you would be so kind and you fuck. Of a date, my girlfriend for over four years. I am twenty six she's, twenty five. We move together in September, two thousand thirteen, because I thought We're going well well, we have some issues and I'm not sure what to do. Besides the usual fights over things were, I think, Generally and present my side of the argument well with food Ex that a relative to the subject and she rambles about how I'm a mama's boy and have a small DEC. Well yeah. I guess in other words you're, probably right so she's, just capitulate I was just insulting you granted. This is Europe anyway. She said my biggest issue. Is our drinking water, specifically how she acts when she's drunk when we are doing

public servants sitting, not setting city but the large group of people she drank too much and always blacks out. This is typically not a normal thing. It only happens once few months, but over the holiday season had happened every weekend. Well, at company Christmas, parties hers in mind, friends, houses and, while on a pub wrong, I have two big issues. What's her blacking out like that, one is that it's usually show drink successively when other people may later She best friend insists that my girlfriend should drink a lot. Even though my Girlfriend has a very low tolerance for alcohol is to the point that best friend, will say things to her like. If you don't they shot. I hate you slash your my friend Jesus Christ, and she's being serious. I spoke with my girl. ITALY, about how I feel that that's not a good idea

Right to allow a friend to do that to her and my girlfriend implies that she's not going to say no to a best friend, no matter what Jesus Christ. This is like a textbook, codependent relationship here My second issue is that when she blacks out once I get her in the cat, look, the car or cab to take her home she gets really quiet. Sarge saying she hates our relationship, she hates me she hates living with me. She wishes. We would break up. Among other similar things once you sleep. It off and wakes up hung hung over. She has no recollection of what she said to me. The night prior and she says that drunk words. There Frank words, and I mean nothing god I don't. I think The way they legitimately hurts my feeling at his feelings that has happened so off recently that I've been weighing my options about whether it is time to end this relationship and move on, I'm not sure, I'm just being a push. You need to get over it or I have legitimate gripe here too.

it totally legitimate right. He says I care about my girlfriend a lot and it's a recently. I was beginning to think about proposing marriage to her at some point. Do you can on any fucking level proposed to this girl with this shit on the table right now, he said planted in my head that if we are going to live together for two years, then we At the right stuff for marriage, with all this Dripping stuff, though, I'm not sure where to go. If you have any tips, Her advice, I greatly appreciated. Go fuck yourself can't wait to see a new special two thousand fourteen hope. You performed the Boston all right, you don't first, things first do not on any level proposed marriage to this woman at all, any fuckin level. Would you have to do Would you gotta put your foot up right? You had to say both things you brought up. Provided you being honest with me, you are a hundred percent right and you have to just say: look you drink like that anymore and

you can't have a relationship with you friend, like that anymore So you can cause. You worry free individual, but if you're going to be, then I want out of this relationship. I'm not gonna be somebody who drinks like that in most typically drinks like that, because a friend is making a drink like that and, second of all, you know, I don't didn't. You know, there's an expression out there that what did you say a drug man Words are a sober man's thoughts. I don't know I would support Nikola. What's going on. Joy bake just wrap up the park, yes I'll, be outside two minutes: ok! Yeah, so I would basically so, let's just compartmentalized thing: okay, if that first issue just

thinking thing. I would just lay down the gauntlet you if you, if you want to be with me, I'm not gonna be in a relationship with that going on there. Unacceptable, I respect it if you still want to do it, but if you still want to then you're moving out around moving out and we're not gonna, be a couple anymore, because I'm not tolerate that in your way, within your right to do. That is a great thing to say at twenty six years of all to get some sort of self esteem within a relationship and have ground rules with yourself. This is your half of the circle. What do I want? and what am I willing to put up with? Where is my line? found your line and you tell That's where it is. You ought to be adjourned. You ought to get angry, just say this is my life and I totally respect if you want to live on the other side of the line, I'm just not gonna live with you doing that this other shit where she gets, she says she hates relationship and which was that you broke up. It happened one time whatever she does at every fuckin time.

Those are honest words and I honestly would seriously consider going the fuck out of that relationship. I think you ve got. Both an unlicensed for a long time, you got Into what, when you're, really young, maybe she still wants to see explore see what the fuck's out there I have now. Ideal, but that is a major major fucking red flag I don't buy it. I don't buy that she's one hundred percent drinking like that, because a friend is making her do. It I think she wants a drink like she, maybe she's drink like that cause she's not happen relationship. I don't know, there's a bunch of major red flags and you're one hundred percent, the right you not being a pussy. You been fuckin mature You say what you want fuck this. Do you want some drunk with some dry, fuckin friend. Who then gets Hamburg and says they dont want to be with you You dream that your dream girl, when you sit there and fancy check this bitch to the curb I've,

with their I'm, not even in the fuckin relationship. You could do better. Are I'm not saying she's, not the one, but she needs to grow the fuck up. Don't say it like that But that's what I believe: that's that's my thoughts, an obstacle. What are my boy? Outside of being a cunt, I gotta get off here ever great weak.

Go fuc yourself! That's it I'll talk to you next week, looking for some great football cards.