Hey what's goin on his bill. Bird is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast just checking it on you. Just check it out on your, we can go and how you slug in your way through another one, settling in two thousand seventeen, as had been everything that you expected so far. Are you still go into the gym? Have you distribute there? You stick with your I'm, not gonna. Take the bait. You know with your Europe, whatever fuck you dating whatever you're, into whatever you have led into your fuckin apartment,. Be it a flat, a what bedroom a fuckin studio, I mean or a fuckin. Maybe a little house. You don't know, that's the top reasons. People get a house

because they fall in love with somebody in the only way to keep it going is there has to be another room for you to walk into Europe to be a door that you can walk through enclose seed? This kid see the person even begin to hear you just need that space. That's what it is. Which really shows you what counts super people are considering, they have a fuckin mansion enough. It is still not is still not enough room for them to get away. They get divorced, left and right. Yours is they go into another room right in, but this always somebody in there somebody dusted off a vase or some shit see you can't just have that alone time just go in there and just sort of yell whispered back right. You can't do it. What

I want to see if your spouse ever saw or your boyfriend girlfriend whatever the fuck is this year it took. Ever saw highlight real of this shit that you said when you got into your car after a fuckin disagreement. It would indeed be the funniest shit. I went with me and my wife would be fuckin hilarious. I think her shit about me with less my wouldn't be. You know you know cause I'm a Greek is I'm the guy, because workers were always wrong. It I'll call to those doktor Phil shows we don't have a fucking leg to stand on end. We speak it. A witch. You know I gotta admit I actually watched three days in a row of weed four June and I missed it. Last night I was actually upset. I think I'm actually gonna put their on my dvr to record the show, just something so mindlessly fun about that show you just sit there and you try to use the letters with them.

Cheese there's won t. It jeopardy I'd. Tell you right now that I'm so sick of people think that people in jeopardy you're, fucking, smart. Those people are nerds locate the book, smart, not nobody. I've never seen one person on that show, look like they have any sort of a vision. Ok, you got a fucking book, yet they're going to read it and a day they gonna retain eighty percent of the information and in some day you know what a cocktail party or a game show. They gonna pick it up when you fuckin go ay. What's the capital of fog in. Tanzania, that's you country, there they'll fuck and tell you what it is and what the state bodies. You don't owe me name, they know some shit about classical music. They, they all, is fuckin trivial, its trivial shit. To be honest with you

shit, you know the only purpose for no one like ninety percent of the shit that they have on that show. If you really think about it, it just doesn't help you in your life. You know, depending on what you look at it, there were me if you want to make like a zillion dollars like no one. All that shit does not help you like, while this guy knows this woman knows a lot of shit you about what. What do we know about the fucking baroque music? You gotta crossword puzzle, I'm telling you. You gotta have a different kind of smart. You gotta have Donald Trump delegates, ok and what you need to learn. How to do is you have to learn how to mobilise. More rights, Europe. And say to schedule: don't drop your more, but you know what I mean. I'm talking about. I'm too about the kinds of people that would be excited. If, like May, whether fought

Carter Macgregor, you know not seeing that for what the fuck it's gonna be, which is basically about twelve people vacuuming a hundred dollars out zillion people's pockets. Why would you want to see that it's like. That is a lose lose right if they have that fight and it's it's gonna, be boxing army. It's gonna to be. If it's, if it's gonna be Mme rules, maybe going gonna lose its gonna be overrun two seconds: it's a stupid, it's fuckin, fucking thing it did. It goes back to it goes back. That fight will bull. If that happens, will be no different than when Fuckin Bobby rigs played tennis again Billy Jean kick at least he was a fuckin tennis player. You know. I would say be more like when Mohammed Ali fought LAO Zeta, that's not fair.

Somebody compared to a Muhammad Ali fought like the best. You know japanese wrestler in like one thousand nine hundred and seventy six. Now I'm assuming it was actually real wrestling and not like the fake shit where they still fuck and break the next. But you know I mean that the pre determined. Is it was a Bobby rigs? I think that that was a guest indigo plead for fun. I mean fucking play tennis against pillaging. Kick you know we're so fuckin pathetic about that is that was considered a big victory for women. That the best tat is female tennis player, inner fuckin prime beat like a fuckin fifty seven year old. Former chariot is the thing though he was waiting games. He actually didn't do that better than years later,. There was stuff that came out said he was a degenerate gambler and that he possibly you know, could have placed a bet on Billy Jean King made. It look good for a minute and then fuck and I don't know what.

So, what is your body might have about the issue data way off both twenty five million bucks course. He did course he did because he's gonna to fight fifty million Fuckin idiot to give him a hundred bucks. Anyway, what luge you know what you want to see: a Baker get involved in a cooking contest with ok we're going to smoke meet today. We gotta champion guy fuckin these one every smoke in the meat come. I can count as is gonna get. The girl makes cupcakes they're, both in the kitchen pitbulls both make like full, the as the other guys outside you're, not a minute. Just two completely different fucking fix. Anyways and that's what Donald Trump Donald Trump was able to fucking do that he got enough of them together. If that's what you need to do I'll tell you right now that I have yet to see a contested on jeopardy, who could even remotely get them

else, breeders to get the fuck and heard moving towards whatever cliff you'd want him took two fuckin topple over they did they don't have it? You know just sit there going like you know I'll take. I. I'll take agent Indian. Construction for seven hundred dollars, this structure was whether mammals popular like him about this, and the sixty are. What is a wigwam? Let me get door hinges. From Switzerland Circle of Jesus crisis, thirty second birthday, two hundred gonna fuckin get anywhere- or maybe I'm just in secure. When I watch it, artless right, maybe getting real shit here by the way have the boss. Detroit came on and the fuckin background. You know it's hilarious as they just showed a sky line, and I think I saw the casino I played right across the fuckin way.

You know we adjust into Canada. Jesus Christ, the bronze play in the island, is holy shit. What it should show that was those one, the worst games. I've seen them play in a long long, fuckin time got smoked for nothing and how much the red wings at all the Sunday they come out. Their rate of play. And he got so where is needed? I also know that they turned out Joe Louis Arena. They say this is the last Bruins regular season game ever. Against against the regular seared Joe lose arena as I get a chance to go to that one, I want to believe it or not. Our tour of red Wing penguins game. I don't know how many years ago- and I quickly learned that you have to sit back in that stadium if you fuckin leaned forward and everyone behind, he has the leaned forward like there was all these fuckin rules,

because I'm a considerate can't. I was able to figure it out by half way. You know halfway through the first period of people scream and every from behind nothing. I get this shit. I get. It puts this one of these fucked up arenas where you can't even stand up. If you stand up and applaud the play. Half your head blocking the tv screen that work, the tv cameras, but anyway, I want to say this is what this will be. The third. This is the second one they getting rid of, and then the next will be the third. They played it, what it was at Olympia, or something like that- which I have no recollection of really. I don't think I think, the first time a room watching the Fuckin Redwings was the early eighties and I think, in the lead seventies they get rid of that one out see. This is some this right here. This is some shit on jeopardy, a guy arenas, former arenas that sports franchises plated. Why is county stadium, excellent.

What is a kitchen life you'll get your kitchen sitting in your fuckin budget, MR wanna Goddamn podcast Thursday morning. That's what gotcha so anyways! I am, but don't shit, no kid yet, so you know we're coming right up ongoing full term. So I think we're gonna have to do something like that, but either way most likely. You know, barring some sort of like a miracle. I should be a dead next week. I think it's finally goes down that are then my whole perspective changes. What are you guys gonna do? If I really there's some people have kids, they don't fuckin change at all. And then there's other people that have kids they change, which I think you should write. What would you guys do if I just fuck? If I go off the falcon rails, you know stop Kherson. I stop saying can't you know what I mean. I find God.

I re evaluate everything that fuckin remotely makes me funny nothing, nothing. For a third time, nothing. Rob you of all your humor like finding. Your savior. Your honor me all of a sudden. You give a shit about people. You know you have empathy. It put yourself in other people's position. Which is also known as empathy I've seen in the past of sea, I've just seem to I've, seen musicians, I've seen comedians I've seen all that they find God they get away from what the fuck gotcha got outta the guide their debts are right and I put it would make of colony right now.

What do you think I'm eating I'm gonna start reading, I will report, I become a dead. Unama read these kids books, which evidently I'd only I don't even get. I guess a Caterpillar ones a classic book. I never so I never saw their one. When I was a kid I liked to make way for ducklings I like where the wild things are- and I was it knows, the two books. I liked me another that I like fuckin football cards and not toward my homework. That's right enjoyed it dead. What did you joy most about your childhood blowing off the assignment. And the challenge of pretending that I did it the next day and class, that's what I remember join the most like drawing on desks. Getting in trouble. Go down to the principal's office with the Fred was always, and by itself was a lonely experience. You don't sit on a bench waiting to go in there. William

money per second, MRS roused about TAT, said the ethic and they do all that shit. You to see this standard go like why you talk to me like. I can actually plead my case and you're gonna, be on my fuck inside and look at it that way. Evidently, the teacher was wrong. Just give me, the fucking detention get fuckin cunt. Yeah, it's funny when I really looked back my the Prince vice principle, my school he's globally to dole out the punishment he used to dress like the Geek squad, guys who, upon seeing hidden figures, dress like he worked at NASA. Do you know anyways? What am I talking about here? Let's ploughing until we get some football, this we go yet that that food aid did it. You know, is one of the stolen dangerous things to do when you watching NFL playoffs is not to realise, while you're watching it

that the NFL season is almost over you so fuck and excited that it's the playoffs who's gonna. When I said this, I said there dude, I called it. I got. I fucking put my kids college education on the its Borg. Steel is what the point forty two Detroit at me for your broad god dammit we needed to get the next one come another second period. You know it, you know, I swear to God with Fuckin hockey. Nowadays, the second they get rid of the red line. There's no lead that safe back in the day, you will have three goals. The fucking game was over. There was gonna, be like a fuckin bench, clear and broad, because he hadn t knew that they work in a win right, so they sell. I will for not going to beat. You will beat the shit out of you and if that was hockey, that was the hockey that I remembered. Now you go up three enough and it is enough. Forget it, you got three enough in India, you go into the third period. You can still be going into overtime.

So three Nothin Bruins dead, three, two one that forty one, forty, two christian anyways you know something: I've been meditating so much. I've just been consistently that by what that actually losing. My shit now feels weird. It just felt we're just scream fuckin cutter. I wasn't really matter. I was just upset. What those two things the same thing bill. You know what he can go. Fuck yourself is anyone so you're watching the Unifil plans, you forget, could just so fuckin excited. That is to play option you gotta get to see somebody get out. The best teams play each other. Next thing you know it's the Superbowl. When he gets, you get your first taste of no fuckin football when this outbreak between the four, whatever fucking reason

between the the end of scenery of sea, giant games, championship games in the super boy, you get there first Sunday that comes by you know back in the day. These. To give me, the probable go. Fuck goes right. These twenty two people not really tried. And I wish first of all wait a minute. They're gonna play for could super bowl, and then I have to sit here for another six months with don't fuckin football. So what I'm saying is treated with joy. There's only three football games left in the year, I'm not trying to ram actually written on the fucking parade here, but there's something I always forget, then all of a sudden the super balls over them. Then you know you're, not even thinking now. I can't believe this team beat that Dame of this team last blah blah blah blah blah and next Sunday comes along, and you sit near on your front porch waiting for your absentee father that show operating aid comic.

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here's. My question: where is the money went in and what is your tax dollars? Go? You're federal income tax dollars? It goes to the Federal Reserve. What are they spend that money on? I get it again at a fuckin state level that that's allegedly gonna go to fuckin fixin pottle. Let me get back to me and my undies knows that you're special someone deserves a special fabric, which is why their underwear is made exclusively out a motel model, a fabric with a touch three times softer than cotton. We unease has a special limited edition, Valentines undies, which means you and your valentines can match and yeah it's cute as it sounds: Jason. Yes, great dress. You dress your wife and the same underwear issue when they go to make a move: a fucking, whereas Economic Europe, where the same boxes you have on

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He was smart enough not to go on shark tanks, so they didn't bite off you for fucking, thirty dollars euro. You retain the money you liked at Facebook, guy right. That little fucking cunt you stole the idea from all is fuckin. Harvard people who, probably I don't know they make money in oil and Iraq now get all, is Harvard People's enough data. If they don't end up what, like being comedy, writers, say just kind of go around the world through a horrible things, Dante is now what all Ivy League people do. You know we start managing affirm that fuckin cuts down the Amazon. This is just sour grapes from someone who could even go to a community college. Was I said, yeah like wait? Wait. What are they use that money for

if the Federal Reserve is in fact a private corporation, you give them the fuckin money where the fuck does it go? So I was gonna say so after any money you make after eleven million dollars that money you already paid taxes on that you then she just be able to give the kids nice to just sit around gettin a drug habit. You know if you, if you make over eleven million bucks, if you give it to them, you then have their kids have to pay forty five percent tax to the fucking Iris, which means any sort of sizeable fortune. Ok,. The IRS gets forty five percent of that. Every fucking sizeable afforded a ride Kevin Doran under ninety million Euro, provided they know they don't blow their money. Which is something to be said that this is what you should do. You should just go out a blow your fuckin cash, but don't fuckin blow it on

stuff. Just go around a regular people. Give it to them. There's gotta be a way to turn her. I can't do that can give my three this kind of money. Actually, maybe you could. Then they get this cycle fuck you or nice nice. You didn't save it. For three, this Christ. Jeez Redwing feds join this gives you know the fuckin outcome of this game. Archer. Are we really gonna blow a three, not an elite in the first fuckin period that we're gonna, do that's great everybody fuckin go behind, and that goes for the pact. Those, like me, point pickup parking, I'm a purchase, Jack S. I've not play hockey like well over a year and play once last year. I get here. He stopped just sit in my goddamn bag. I was forced to plate glass. We fuck it anyways.

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We can bring it over the blue line and whether we have the pact's taken away. No, it's really hard, even if you know the names of the players and you teens hawking moves. So fuckin fast. To sit here and try to announce what is going on. And then to try to know all these goddamn names I mean, I don't even know what countries have for these fuckin people come from. All I know is they have like the you know, whatever their wheel of fortune is over there, I don't think anybody is buying. Any files think you know over here were always like me, Anne S. Let me see a t over there. It's like him in H, Gimme, a sea. Like the fuckin name, like the first, like the first three letters, it be like c h, Z, most of us was read that. Your bill, you are, this- was evident name like yours bill a fuckin Larry. Excuse me for having to culture.

Did I don't give a shit this that this foreigners in this the national hockey that was started in Canada? You know. The goddamn league was started by foreigners cake and you know being a Trump supporter. I never thought the nature should be allowed to come into. The United States of America come back. I don't think that they should have been allowed to come in here. You know, and I went Donald Trump. Is done making that wall between here and Mexico heed them makes one between here and. Canada, cities, goddamn foreigners can stop come down here and skates entertaining whilst breathest like myself, because I've had it. You know. That should be me out there on the ice. They took my job. Fraid everyone are, you was empty. Is your life empty? Do you look at your walls? It was she had something to look at.

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There's a Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning park. Yes, I know what you want. You want to my predictions, don't you my prediction for patriots Steelers! I dont have a good feeling about it. You know I thought we look like shit against the Texan, so I'm doing what every patriot fan is doing, while hoping that that was our one bad play off game like you can do that in the playoffs. So you can do it if there's no, judging how what you got a rookie quarterback me now. I guess you can get away with a bad fucking game, but I was not impressed with our offensive lying last and the Pittsburgh Steelers always have a fucking, great defence. So in a big and the Steelers due to beat us, man ever beat us in a big game in a long time. But I'm gonna go with my hat and I want to say the patriots again, a eat out. They're going to eke out a victory at home, Juliette Stadium, you know,

that's not what I'm up. I'm we go up early, that's what I'm open, I don't want to see is try to play catch up against those guys are right and then what else we gotta get the falcons and we get the Green Bay Packers, and am I, in this respect the Falcons two weeks in rough innocent arena where this game is when a pic. You know something if the Falcons win, this would be met. Ryan's like fuckin finally get in the respective deserves. Did he get arid Fuckin Rogers. Is it a green Bay efforts in Green Bay? I gotta go at the packers. I don't they beat Seattle, but what the FUCK Seattle was hurt. They, the fuckin backup, whoever the fucker was, came in their step on Ilona quarterbacks, for given two points. Let's see what we got here,

this is how every gambler most gamblers makes their decisions before they put their kids college to wish it down. This is right. Here is literally the level of research that they'll do. Where is that gate is added Green Bay. It in Georgia. This gets more interesting, waited point spread. It's got a good spread what you got here. What are you gonna agree Bay package worth bearing the odds just Gimme, the fuckin odds. That's backers by what they do that outcome. If you say what does this mean the german? It just comes right up if you ask for the fuckin. We asked for the fuckin odds, I gotta click on somebody site there, so they get, they get credit. For raw. Four eyeballs on their site right.

Do you know this as such this I hate the fucking internet. Sometimes you know all ok right, the right to Green Bay, Packers Adele, that was minus five and a half shut up. I don't know what do you want me had paused tortugas with this whole on a SEC. Our aim is to Falcons open is five and a half point favourites to total was fifty nine point: five, fifty nine and a half earlier in the week that sea over under chords of sports book, I don't know shit about either one of these teams. Why do you gotta take a package with the point, the betting? You don't? You can get Aaron Rodgers Fuckin six points almost six point: fuck. I don't know shit, I'm gonna say do it to I take a chance on the new guy

there's a new in town he's feeling. That was the theme of Alice you guys ever watch set for could show fuck I gotta go. Quebec rebate goes and breaks the falcon hearts. You know, that's what I say: they're gonna go and then some other gonna get it done as well. You know what I'm going to go with the tried and true I'm going to go. Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers take out. You heard it here. First from a stand up comedian, who hasn't watched a lot of football, the last couple years, alright to take your hard earned cash, you know,

put it on Aaron Rodgers get yourself. I would have points said now that doesn't work out. You know that's what you get to listen to a stand up committed. Go forty cells have a great we. Can you constant I'll talk to you on Monday? Everybody was still. It is the Monday morning podcast for Monday. I believe it's

you January nineteenth model the king day, Happy Martin Luther King Day. Everybody. Yeah Obama's getting in this week, I you noticed, spell parties, I gotta, be honest, yeah. I couldn't watch any of it and I heard some reports of what was gonna be going on and I just got like those embarrassing at dinner. I decided that they were taking white artists and black artists and putting them together. And you know that old, tired thing I this is gonna, take everything all bad. I you know if they were having a white hours in a black artist, get together and then beat the shit out of a banker. Dan would be like ok now, where are we getting somewhere? But if you just gonna put James Taylor with,

can t I now and then they're gonna do a folk that then into a rap of. Nor can I in my mind whatever the fuck, do you know why I just saying the melody with the wrong word: no man I'm going to care learner. I feel so. I rollerblade what James Taylor is really in the role of leading bet. You didn't know that. Listen! You knew to my pace. Let me get right off. Let me just get right off on the right foot here, listening to you, one, I'm let get up to those on the right foot in all its early. I have to work out as, like. I gotta get this fuckin thing out of the way that some approaching this podcast this week. I have to get this out of the fucking wife and I don't know about you guys, but whenever approach something like I have to get this out of the way something suffers and it's usually the quality. Ok, someone you guys, wherever you around,

to give a lower your fucking expectations. Ok, because I am on let's get this out of the way mode this week, I write. But no hard had caught my work out. You said the eight proteins doing this diamond meticulous ridiculous, but it's working its work, but I know in the back my head: eventually they get to where you want bill and you gonna go off the died and then you get a fuckin get. You know, get a bit Charlie Brown head again: that's what's gonna happen, but anyway, denuded age died. Three like way your food, chicken, parmesan cheese and ten rights, which is the whole Fuckin cardan. I swear to God by the end of it, want to puke. But somehow you lose weight. I like chemistry, like, though, is really like chemistry. Have you ever taken a chemistry class?

Why? No? No I haven't been. How would you know it's like chemistry, you don't? I don't have one myself this week: yeah somethin Amerika now build stick with put the forty one what's, but have some sort of beginning middle and end of this thing right. Ok, let's start with the with the big the basics. If you know my page, you wanna these every single week. I do too single Monday people syn in questions, and I answer them for the best of my ability. People send in their list of stop that they feel is underrated, overrated and lately. Much to my place is that the word I don't know. I need some cause to be able at the right word here. I really enjoyed the fact a lot of people away in a lot of the I'm talking about like and also introducing new subjects, because you're not between the same shit, be done

package. Twenty years from now, you like that, ah to that end,. Underrated again go Chaplin's come back. There was a great elaborated in the year. Two thousand twenty nine. When gay clap cap will be ninety six. My son won the world series of poker and, while you know, is it canadian thing where some people try to prevent it and that's when you get in trouble, you gotta go with that. You gotta use a kido. Now it is you just go with it.

Oh by the way also saw blazing saddles recently, and that two things I want to say is Gabby Johnson is the best fucking laugh. I got in about three months absolutely dying laughing, and if anybody can explain to me why the actor who played Gabby Johnson made the choice they start swing in his arms fucking genius, Jeanne Wilder has the most horrific did wig com over. I have ever seen in my life bowling movie that money within they had those really bad com. Overs. Here, then the shape the papers and even that movie candle pin big ten. The fuck was that movie called God above had some do Boeing. I was a boy now screaming at their dashboards in the car

like they know the right answer, like you, gonna get a star something equipment, even a movie I anyway. Ah yes, I don't want any single weakest such a fucking mess. I also hope shit that I have coming up like. These are my three big dates that I coming up this I am at the improv in Houston and surprisingly, I've been getting a lotta of emails. Cuz I draw she at last found out there my partner and you can go to him to dot com for tickets. So you just click on the link. Right. Am I right in my homepage, which I imagine probably still says, I'm gonna be a temper this this week, which isn't true. I just haven't changed. It really need to get a fucking assistant. It's on my shit to do and February six gotta be the Wilbur Theatre in Boston,

the two sides and then on the seventh I'm gonna be out in Chippy Chicken Massachusetts and then a couple weakens after that. I am going to be making my debut appearance in odd in Utah. So are you Mormons? You know. So come on down to the God: Damn show. When you and you're eighteen wives come down the show and sit there and judge me, I pay, you know something. I don't know anything about Mormons other than Steve Young, a Mormon. I bottom you guys have a lot of wives and up some recent. When I think about you, I think about the Amish, which I know is true. I oh it's not fair. I should go watch out there a long time ago and it was really weird, like all the kids out there, how like for popular press, they were trying to sell tickets in Utah by ITALY, attacking the main religion out there and throw smarter.

This really weird. I felt it goes into footloose point allow to dance, weren't, lad. Anyways, let's get on with this. This paragraph is starting to lose momentum. I can feel it in my pocket Steve often the beginning, six million dollar man, you know she's breaking up she's back. I can't all Steve often asked her a man barely alive. You can put on a new footing. I something somebody said to me recently and this whole thing is done. Stop because, basically I drive a previous which, in our driving is he people really fuckin judge you, like I pulled up in front of this, are trying to get it struck he made for my apartment. I gotta go. I gotta my card as I pull up as he's too douche bag with green green peace. What shirts on they immediately eyeball me up

MIKE out God right, then I get out of the car and the girl. I swear to God, she's, like Hell, a previous driver. So I go check with a green peas, Sweatshirt Euro Willie, with it the tone in my boys as if to say I don't care about whales. You know, maybe I'm just a tight fuck who doesn't want to for gas given think about that, but that doesn't stop her. He just keep coming up here. Oh no, no, I don't geez. I can only take the fact that water, the corner- and I want you this case to get MIKE. You know my key done. You know the key to second. I come walking back out. We literally within the first two minutes of this woman talker me and I clearly to want to talk to her and she sees me again and she still come at me. There's some shit like come on. You know its european

driver to sign up it's easy pc, for she said the Falcon Peasey, which may be wanna go by a bus and take the muffler off of it up its bp seekers can only try to present my cut even notice his mind. You don't even know it's my pocket to walk away from it. In a way that I really idle animals, you know I really like animals and I enjoy doing things for the environment, but I like fuckin people. They can, they know shit about me, even though she did and away she did, but just because a driver praise I mean, what do you mean you stupid sweatshirt and you sign up on your clipboard. I don't wanna fuck and do you know I do at some point. I always knew use words like Easy Peasey. It's where, unlike this fuckin.

I pay psycho environmentalist and I just don't get along with those bargain stock. I'm just get annoyed now, just fucking talking Hank previous driver good thing. I really want to sound like an affair, because this is gonna be to me. What can I do so anyway? So I drive a previously this guy says me something by global warming out of nowhere, no it's at about ten degrees in New York City. Now, since you drive a Toyota previous I'm going to assume that you at least below somewhat in global global warming and Leslie with you being a great cynical comic that shocks me. Ok, I like I, we just how he was putting me on the back, as he back handed me in the face and honesty with you being a great comic, while this glucose myself esteem that shot me lack.

I hope that people fuckin do that when they give you a nice compliment, so you don't think like leaves come around their opinion. Like I'm some little fucking dog I just rolled over and I'm gonna give me a fuckin snack. Honestly, you being a great comic bed. Shocks me. You have common sense enough to use he just throw out the compliments here. It's almost like he wants to change my opinion. You have had sense enough to realise things like felt check out lines being the beginning phases of seeing as how to do the job for free. Yet exclamation point you dont spell Eddie, oh shit whatsoever on listening to a guy like Al Gore, basically predicting some shit. That claims is gonna happen fifty years from now, but you know what I love. How at the beginning of this. He realised that he doesn't know my opinions on global warming, so I'm can trash Al Gore anyway. He says my somewhat belief and now

sentences later, I totally fucking believe in it can trash Al Gore anyway. He says my I'll get my life because tells me that if anyone went to tell me that they need what the world is, gonna be like a two thousand sixty that Fulla shit. Nobody knows shit same as nobody knows. What's gonna happen to you when you die the travel ban on and on and on a trash is basically year. I read out loud this long. Ok, I just old. They will probably just fuckin with you when they vividly telling plenty of people twenty years ago guarantee flying caused by the year two thousand real. I don't remember that. Twenty years ago, when I was seven years old, they were probably has spoken with you. What they still telling you that effect came down the chimney and gave toys. I definitely remember that when I was

sandbox somebody thing that there was gonna be. Did you go to a private school? Where are your little friends running around sport coats? In the closest thing we have to a car that car instead of pursuing a car, is instead of running a gasoline. It runs unless gasoline and a battery and is eighty five percent plastic. I prescription get it all this shit. I wanted my had thieves about people who argue against global warming is one ten degrees out in January January, a winter months when it's supposed to be fucking, ten degrees out. You know big big, listen, it's actually winter weather and then they just like. Well, I guess that that made it spoken ten degrees. In January there you go Spock ten degrees in October,

for a bunch of days in a row for a bunch of years in a row in Poland, ice caps, ward, fucking near the top of the world. Wasn't melting. Grizzly bears word mating with polar bears. You now. Then I would maybe believe your little point about day in January, be fuckin, ten degrees or maybe a cold spell, and it called the winner dude. Arguments about vividly remembering I remember vividly riding on my bicycle. Why, when kids delivered papers, they scared the shit out of us that every one was a fucking pedophile. They printed billions of dollars more with no gold behind it, so now adopt to do that. Job! Fuckin kid like me, riding around and bicycle there with so called I you fuckin nostril stuck together and they are giving those ski masks and you

what condensate fade away with a fuckin word was met. You had passed up against a note. I've got it. We remember my brother coming out his hand with so called turned on hot water and the sink in Stockholm in there, and they immediately all cracked and became bloody, and I left my ass off that I vividly remembered that it's called the fucking winter. Don't send me a fucking email about a couple of days in January with ten degrees out anything that that fuckin this up with a bucket- I don't I don't like it in his pocket- should reasonably don't fucking flying cars right now. If you think about that, sixty people all having cars that fly around how the fucking Gonna have roads you know remain and the reason why you have prices that run half on, I believe in a little bit on electricity is because it that's all bullshit. It's a fucking scam. I

better scam in the car that they have out now, but it's a fuck scam, because you're dealing with it with that robber, Baron blue blood money that has been running shit for a hundred and fifty fucking years and then not just gonna go or whatever the fuck but the World world's melting. Well, let's do something about that. They gonna incrementally slide their way into something bigger going. Do the work, the amount that a hybrid is is a complete fucking, scam other than the emissions. You know measures are a lot better, that's the big thing, but as far as the gas and all that shit, it's bullshit. You basically get forty five miles an hour if your gliding down the street, but that's true with all cars, but don't the mere fact that operations are actually giving in now. And at the very least I love what they do is they basically paint their packages green

psychologically like as a gas station? I think it's BP all suddenly went delay, green and yellow now in its suddenly I'm supposed to be thinking about ethanol or some shit like wow grasses grade cod is yellow gas God, it's stupid, think of the key. What you deal with duty upon a politics in their so sit down and look at it. You know the guy like Al Gore, yeah Al Gore, you know the guy, you know. Defence. Him is always been into the environment. One of these things when he was an office was he tried to get the Super car, a kind of got a hundred miles a gallon and they just at their feet. The big three drag their feet as it can we'll put it together and. As a final amount of time someone's in office, he was in office for eight years. I just drag their feet for eight years any without than they shove it. That's all! That's all that oh shit, but I'll go yeah he's using it to try to get himself back in the ring. You know he's like it. Maybe you know this show

cancelled and now he is he's going infomercials. It's gotta get his face out there. We can still make speeches and make some money, so we can pay the fuckin bankers, but you know you really should do a little more research and what global warming other than its ten degrees out in January. That's all I'm gonna say and to sit there and obvious. We are by no means a fucking scientist, but you know I do know that you can have six billion. Of any species on this planet, especially human beings, who, like animals, were the only ones as my brothers, as were the only species on the planet that authors the environment rather than adapting to it. You don't owe me you can have six billion dear. And that would suck up a lot of shit, but at a level that we're fucking it up cuz, they don't make no nuclear weapons and deal with the waste and

ass. They can all that shit. So I don't know dude I mean if I mean. I don't know what to tell you dude, I'm not here to try to convince you that global warming that six billion p on the planet are gonna have an effect on it. You know we're like the Gypsy MOB, had a pill of right now, just eat everything in a fucking path, and none of this shit that they're doing hybrids any of that shit is gonna, fuckin help anything until they literally get on tv and they start telling people to stop having children or that's uplifting bill. I don't understand what people are doing, everything that IBM commercial or all of a sudden direct and, like you know that about how Joe De Rossa just called me. I missed the fucking cop. This IBM commercial, they sit and talk about how, like in Sweden or something that

the insult automated toll booth and that too Greece gridlock by twenty percent and then in the end, this girls, like I'm, an ivy Emma and that's what I'm working on it like. Well, why don't you work on a digital poster that tells people to stop Fucking Boston nuts in their girlfriends? I think that that would help gridlock by a hundred per cent should not begin ornament. Some, I can't wait. I hope I live long enough to see. I really want to see that argument where they see how finesse in you have to stop having kids, because doesn't it there's no farmland is not left, you don't say, and then just Albert Jesus freaks gone. Why, by the same, I've got it. The plan said it. He said it really, a bunch of people. Just writing it. Now he said it s

very at a kid. It was in some woman was never impregnated and he walked on water to cure the leper. Jews, even though he was one, my god how bullshit something I really am a cynical bastard, I definitely hopefully that power- I gotta, Admit laughed, but I don't know I can't go to any of these from the cabin shirts to I just can't you now I can't fucking. You look at a picture so from five years ago, and he just thinking I was so much better a person it. How do I get to be in that person? That's that's why I'm on my life right now, I'm trying to do it is better to talk about this. We carried with- let's not, let's, move on here. Why do my gate I take? I do not deny the existence of rock and for Europe

douchebags. Like me, it's actually great great system killing time right now. If I try to get to the next point. Ok here we go back to my pie, tat. This is something else I should have done up front. You work in your into with their account. Yes, I am reading this. Go to Google that calm, flash reader flash view. Click on add is better Addison corruption on the left hand, side of the page- oh my god, and paste this in the box. I can't read that afflict too much. Evidently, I can't tell you how to link to my pockets are: let's move onto the next mexican issue? I really loving how this is becoming like the morons meet the press, my podcast worth discussing issues like that lack guy. I just scream that he basically has no more information on global warming than I do. He just has got opinion that says it's bullshit

watch the discovery channel and I saw a brown and white bear this grisly polar bear that they called it. We bear. Because they're now meeting at fucking- and how do I know it exists because some redneck shot it? That's what happened? I don't know what saw a shot at the base their next to it upon the sand is. Do you know what this is without that killed it? The czech outline argument is still continuing our rights people up. If you know my pockets for a blow to my explanation, people have been arguing with me that the maybe check out where they make the customer work is a cashier for free there. Somehow telling me that this is progress and their equating it with great inventions of the past.

I gotta get into it with some guy on the internet, where he was by TAT finding find the of disorganized Hebrew some sort of bomb, some sort of machine like a hundred or so fifty years ago they came out and style mills would obviously do the work of like ten twenty people, so one guy started revolt going. This is all going to put us out of work and him and his friends came in and they attacked the machines and all that type of shit and to a quite that with the cashier thing, and I'm not saying that I am against inventions straight the board just because it people out of work like to me. That's not same example, because it now they came out with a new cashier machine that does the work of ten cashiers. While I fucking stand there, they just with the new cashier machine that now I have to operate,

and then I have to beg my own groceries. That's not progress. That's making me do the fucking job actually took credit, because you know what fair enough you are right on that, because against them coming up machine. That does the work at ten textile Millward, I'm really not against that, and because it no point does it then require me to go down to the factory, and so my own fucking sure. That is my point, but despite that, people still have opinions that they like here we got is one where the fuck is it God, damn it. I can't find it was a great hold on hold on hold on hold on yourselves busy it actually the sound underrated. That's. Why could find it? I'm somebody what you know: it's underrated those self service pills at the grocery store. I'm going to assume you don't understand what it is, what it's like to not why

to talk to someone about the effectiveness of the maxim you're buying or some hair conditioner, really works, etc. There is with the falcon conversation and it's always fucking annoying. I feel bad that maybe someone might be out of a job, because I dont, like making name conversation with other human beings, but Sundays being able to get in and out without speaking to anyone is all I really want here. I have mixed emotions on that. One could I understand not wanting to get into an annoying conversation like that fuckin douche bag with there weighing peace. Sweatshirt now. Pay previous driver, I understand that, but I would rather have an inappropriate rather have an annoying. Conversation then know that I up to put another foot on the yard of some corporate fuckin use back, because I just put another person out of work.

It's probably already macaroni and chief nine times a fuckin weak anyway,. Where else some other people, like some people, agree some people, don't I think we'd beatenest thing to death. I don't know what to tell you guys, I just just can't you keep having kids take over voters line up for the micro chipping, your head, you're gonna, be good, so great, fucking, great everything's. If things wonderful, global warming doesn't exist at all autumn, ghosts that new movie that that fuckin crooked knows guys in wood Jennifer. I understand about the dogs, you know, take your file good kid there who are going to add to the mess you know and ass, you ve when they turned sixty Jesus Christ, I'm on my soapboxes pocket weak. I really need to shut the fuck up. Let's move under the questions are right.

How do I get this way by the way? People? I'm really not this passionate about the subjects that means I have other should go out of. My life is causing me stress and Ivan the ability to focus on the thing that's causing me stress, so I went about other stuff, nor the shit out of people are right. Question number one pay I think you'll like this one. I tell somebody just started it up for some reason. I didn't raise that part. As for what is more the story and then a cool, I guess a question: I write this forward reception that I drive through on my way to work. A lot of people can get in the car accidents there. While for about a month, I could tell you installing traffic lights they upon the Poles and wise and construction workers were they are all the time or when I finish installing the new traffic lights, with the green arrows, align, allowing people to turn and not get into action if they so installed cameras. Looking in every direction am I easy to be really but by their island

small area about thirty thousand people. They definitely could told local residents with the letter that they be putting cameras or something they can for the cop to watch the intersection. Then they shouldn't have cameras there right people will slow down carpet. Nobody cares about a camera. It's not like. Do it's not like that that bad driving it does it doesn't even in there they put even more cameras towards the downtown area, so drive into work. I could be photographed or take twice in a span of seven miles with this bug. You too, would you do anything about it to ask some questions yet that would bug me what I do anything about it. I probably do I do this package. I sit in a bed and better about it and not join the group.

That would effectively try to make a change because they judge- because I drive a previous yet does bug me- does bug me guy. I think it's bullshit. I begged me to levels it's a way for them to just I guess. Neo, every single person who sought sort of ran a red light, give everybody ticket can have even more money. You know to teach us give away to some douche bag. That's dead, they're, gonna pay a box for him or your army. I really can't explain. We think that what is wrong with me, you know that same at it. That's like some bad hardship like put down the fake fire hydrant. We find it disturbing that in the future and have absolutely no privacy. I mean now you're gonna watch every second of footage, but

you know that at no point am I you know I just might be my alone. That's what freaks me out about the future. Sorry about last week was out. We know, watches sixty minutes and therein the beginning stages of having computers have the ability to someone's mind. Let me think about that shit. There already put microchips and people at the upper level, though, have computers to be able to read your mind and they'll. Be the film you everywhere you go. You know it's like that. To me is that right, science fiction, fuckin movies, I don't know what I'd do anything about it. I you know the movie version of me would, and I would two I want everybody that you would have a fucking name is better

yeah. You know what would make me feel good. It I'm one of those people. I don't start shit. I die do anything I don't show until I joined shit to I don't know if it was a movement, I would definitely join it. I just hate how protest did like a police shaping by actually went to protest sign, and I was chanting something that rhymes with four in our always. Has the rhyme one two three. Right now it s the right with four: why is it. You know why that is so musically our Allah music is enforced, wartime, that's like common time and which is kind of note that rhythm, like in the Far EAST play in like like that call you the time like Fuckin, seventeen, eight or whatever the fuck. It is

also there and bounds, and they had the patience to wait for the person account up to seventeen and with their crazy language. They have words that rhyme with seventeen. Seventeen Fuckin Hamath team, or whatever the fuck up the fuck, it don't push it over to filling up up the are other across over period in your career way, we're still working day job but getting success. So as a comedian did anyone ever recognize you at your day, job sparking a Mickey work, tamper tantrum at which Delhi displays? If buddy, if any, did you body flam to what the fuck happened? A russia of that sentence.

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though it up it. Dick dirty comedy balk at Remington and. Like so many things I like to do when I go back the boss and I'm not working, I go back to that club. Could it still fuckin exist? So I put my first five minutes together on Boyleston Street. Yes, and no one ever recognize me you, basically you have to be. You ought to be on tv for a long time to start getting recognized. You know it's weird like think. If you did stand up, I'm like a common o Brien the next day you walk down the street. If million people watching a bunch of people would recognize you, they don't. They don't do you have to be you gotta, be super famous and then least famous, and then you have to fall off and then to get a day job, and then they were the guy. You that's why

people recognize you on the back, excited faint below and speaking of which you don't being forty years of age. I did. What years did the responsible person supposed to do? You know the mayor Fuckin. When I actually got my goddamn prostate, checked: dog: hey, do you want to talk about the that's the other side of fame that people don't bring up? I was really happy that I have a low level because when people it say men, they pages think, like you know, court site seats, the fuckin, the Lakers, your fuckin supermodel data taken. You still have to get your prostate you and you don't have the ability to work to the office as an elegant. Anonymous person did out, thank God Guy, wasn't a comedy fed, so my birthday defined by the way you know.

Logically, I don't know how I am after that it was just fuckin. It's a and I take that when they tell you, there's nothing wrong with the prostate that you really have mixed emotions at that point, because your site that you know the die of ass cancer, but on the other side, this is merely a jolt of anger, way alike, so itself major, really didn't fuck. It have to do that. That did you. I just came to peace with it that the fact that his job is just fucking a risk for me, it's just a fuck, it horrible eight seconds, and then I can just you know, turn on the radio at full volume and drive away and try to kill the thoughts of horror. Where is he has the just kidding? They just do that all day, long. Either something, I think, the fact that I just talked about this on my pockets, I'm now emotionally fucking dealing with the fact. Then another man put his finger on my ass

looking up and it's done very professionally. Italy's whispering interior, like it's, not bad, my god I got. Thirdly, I so fuckin. I let another man do that, and there is nothing wrong with me. You know Jesus Christ, Jesus. I think this is the end of the pockets. I really, I really dont know process that I really a process that, and you know you know it's. As you know, in five years, you gonna have a way to do it where they don't to do that in order me like, I, just did the ass version of it across shock. Fuckin treatment. Do they should put like a fuckin arrow in your mouth.

I you know, I don't think I would be able to start talking about this. It's just fucking horrific. Ok, let's grab the tea. Let's move on to question number three. Well, what the fuck do? I that's all a scam forget about global warming. Oh my god question no three by bill. You could do it, you can do it. People do you ever think of how ironic it is that Hitler didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. No, no, I didn't I've heard that argument. I find it more we're dead. He was just a complete fuckin spats and people followed him. I may add the Classic Spaz haircut. You know that short stuff on the side.

It's all long. On top. Without them, even if there's any kid listening to the ship, it's like, if you really want to just up the chances of you, getting fuckin slap in the back of the head beside the head and then leave it long on top and we, as classic. You make head is just sit there, which is gonna. Make a football player wanted happy with those three fingers right back here had so he can watch a catholic flap around on your forehead. A girl you I've, heard that poor people talk about how Hitler didn't even fit into his. It is you of the perfect grace. I think he was like itself. Haiti was like a chick who was born that and always want to be a blonde we sort of bought into what he was like a cell, fading brunette that somehow can people to kill like ten million people.

You know what I like to say that we move beyond that and in our society- and you know, judging by people's reactions, to fuck microchips and being filmed every five seconds and being like, while you know you're not doing anything, I really that is another, get learn our future. I built number five hey bill. What's the worst slash most embarrassing thing you ve ever done to get laid for me, it was watching ballet aright, let's see here the worst thing I ever did outside the law, most lost they ve got in a relationship. Was I dated a girl who sang in a band? I was about to twenty one years old and she was like thirty thirty one and she sang in this ban. That was called. I don't know what it was called. What was the name of the bad guy, I'm so old? Now, what?

What's it? What's a mail? It was something in the girls with a guy's name MIKE Mike in making the girls- and I was basically did like covers songs, and there was three three hobbies like the Andrew sisters and they would sing fuckin. You know Bob O Brien, Adam songs in. She had music factory ships of how long ago was, and then the dude would be playing the keyboard, and I sat in the audience with Michael in the girls sweatshirt that was written in three different levels of pastel. You understand like it was like. The Miami vice Apple blew the hot Hank and some other awful pastel color. You don't look like it looks like to me Moors eye shadow in that famous eighties picture of her, where she,

as our hair, Quint, whatever the fuck that was girls you to do that, and their hair used to look like a staircase descending bounded airport there. Yet- and I sat in the audience- I remember sitting outside Myself- going power. Fuck. Do I get out of this. How do I get out of this? This is not just like we get laid. You know I was definitely late. Bloomer bang in his hot broad was like ten years old and made it saying in a ban. I was on my dick just going like light blow me over the sweat shops, and then I was actually in public by myself sitting in the crowd. And that's one of those things where you know when you're in first grade and your mother gives you your mother, give you the shirt, your grandmother bought you and your car taking you back of the head, you can't I haven't thought like disease shirt like fuckin gay, he had already watch a cartoon. Did you go to school and all

the second get on the bus? It's just like. Everyone just starts. What's with your shirt at that it starts like. Oh, my god. This is gonna, be the longest pocket day of my life and everybody. I just need you lose like half your friends that day and you contemplate kissing your pants, so he could just and get out of school or claim you had chicken pox or anything just to get the fuck out of it. That was be version of that agenda. I remember I walked out of the place where they had the gig and I went into a bar was trying to reclaim my manhood, but I still had that fuckin sweatshirt on Dick. I took it off and I turned it inside out. I just drank at this point for the rest of their show, and then I will back hammered and I I think I turned it back in you know. I hate that part of my life. I really do. I dont want to bring it up, and I resent that question

what fucking douche like now. I just that it's all part of a process, people this is a really fucking becoming a dark pie, tat from just admitted cup horrible things that have happened to me right index, anal way and an awful fuckin sweatshirt our question of bill, hey. What's the worst slash most embarrassing thing. I read that one, I'm so fucked up right now, emotionally just re read their question. Wait a second! I haven't done twice that wasn't me: let's move and undervalued battery operated. This is really like. The awkward pauses at this point is I'm trying to fuckin mentally deal with what the fuck only last week, I really didn't emotional even deal with that. Medical procedure does a smart thing. I know I did a smart.

What did it? I have to go through that process. My friend and I have a couple of ideas, for you are right. Overrated crown royal oil is overrated. Ok, I can agree with you on that one. I think it's for dick tremendous underrated for a reserve. Hazel hated roses, single bow is obviously whiskeys, wherefrom Turkey and a little biased, oh well, fuck it all right. Now I have to try those knows about downtown outlay, called the seven grand it's a whiskey bar. They have all kinds of. I therefore roses single bell. She sounds good overweighted. All the damn spitting in poor knows what the fuck spitting in a whole spitting in the J J spitting on the pain.

Where did Hocking a movie become sexy yeah? That is pretty disgusting. I've actually sworn myself offer porno. I was a big fan of this one website which I'm not gonna name just because I feel like a crack dealer, because it's a free, porno site- and I don't want to put the name of it out there and get somebody else hook, and I just you know I just did. I wasn't gonna go on there anymore because finding shit that used to turn me on, I found it to be boring. You now and then you stop progressively moving towards security sector, crazy shit, I'm just like. I can't fucking do that. So I mention a number of times that I've been trying to forget. Stop doing that. Do you know.

I know that I really. I really think that that ship, it's just not good, it's not good for you. You ever think about how fucked up. That is that you could just you know, think of something that you want to see and you go on the internet and you can just find it and how? Back in the day, when you were all you know, little House, the prairie I mean are you his head? Was your imagination, a method but the way in the field later down in the bar and take down their trousers if the war? What what? What could you possibly could people comprehend? You know some of the ship that people have come up with at this point, I dont think you could. There's no way that you could think of some of the ship that day

about their, if, like musically you're, just that Jimmy Crack and I don't care the true they had Beethoven, they had classical music. But still no, I don't know said I just look at the picture myself like from for five years ago, and I was just like you know. I was a lot better person back so why Europe has actually been a very, very sad melancholy, fuckin, podcast and yeah. That's it, and on that note. Because I have two emotionally deal with the fact that yeah I get a deal with that shit, I what it's a miracle of the medical procedure doesn't count right. Ok, anyways, some of it the improbable Houston this week. I will be extra funny because I wanted burying

that procedure deep. My psyche- and I probably won't be talking about her on stage just because every comedian over forty, whose had that cedar then goes on stage and talk about it, sort of standing there. I got beg my ass. You get out, you know who could go to school to become that guy if anybody that there's your homework for the weak, if anybody can come up with a new state, a comedy angle on I had to get my ass. They checked. How did you free dvd, I would willingly fucking mail it through your fucking house and I'm not joking. If you could somehow come up with a new angle, that's actually. Now you don't put any parameters on it. Didn't go queen got dirty, you can go clever, you can either you can correct it

song about it. I don't give a fuck up. You can somehow come up with something we got a couple of days to this offer expires thirst afternoon because by data would be on my way over to the club in it the Texas I was speaking, which you know what I fuck it you wanna things I like going about to Houston as they got them all out there that actually has escaping rank in the mall, and if the funny thing ever, you can actually goes ice skating right near the food court as you want and fat foxy, an orange chicken and your butt calories. And actually, what skating out here recently, I just hate going to the gym people. That's basically it sound like I can burn calories doing that. So I got to Burbank. It's like eighty fucking degrees out and I go out to a skating rink out. That's the worst fucking ice. I've ever skated on in my life. It's like cracks in the ice. I mean it's unbelievable

tiger Marcel beyond stated on this. Can I spec when the kings war, the key of royalty and down I get over there and is whether we, like fifteen other people out there, and I question for raw people? Were Asia, not indian people who, like an old Chinese, japanese Korean, whatever, like up really interested in your culture, that you know it seems to me that, like. I don't I just never see you guys get angry. You're upset now it was like five asian dude and they sought to get skating and eight at the latest have fallen down. Like really hard like big began, go in fact any would fuckin real. We hit the ice hard in every time. They would get up. Smiling. We'd, like this

deprecating stupid. Look on your face. By now, everybody their group would just sort of laugh. This was vastly like up. I saw. Maybe like an american version of it in person, you'll see you see, one of em go like fuck if they like stuff, they tell but he's like due to like whack in their heads and shit smiling, and it was a lady. I was latin, my ass off with it after while it just became bizarre and then I feel bad about myself like what's wrong with me as a human being that I can't laugh off the little things in life, you don't tell me what you fall for the fifty. That's not a little thing any more than a major got the improbable. Then you should. You know my minute, Stephen King book. Would they were there? Was the mute guy enough, the overriding close, my fuckin refrigerator? He wants to do that.

The figure such a piece of fuckin shit. You don't know you're February is postal kept hold the door open and if you don't the door open, it was to do this with him close, but not my mind. You stays open. This shit, the global warming right there, another fuckin energy is wasted and it was with our asian people fallen on the ice and not not not caring. He's been really weird podcast that I need to know how I feel about it, but anyway, that's it! I'm not! I have to go work out. You guys were raw, very patient with this one, keep the two questions and everything like that. Come in, please, let me get the money, I'm gonna, please come and see me at the improbable Houston. Please God thou that! Please, I'm begging people. We cannot go there. You know

like nobody shows up. I know I said that about Tampa people showed up of. I have a new special up. Things are finally going to change. Bought up these, the love of God show up bring fifteen twenty people. I brought a new our literally I'm begging, you ok, oh god, I had a really rough weak. I did violated ok, confusing things had seen. A group of people fall on the ice and not get mad about it. Let me read you a door open, ok and that's it. I read it comes in Boston and a neutral, and that's it

right. Happy! Martin Luther King day, everybody.