Hey what's goin on his bill. Bird is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast and just get in on you, my God, what a whirlwind fucking, weak. Since I last talk to you on Monday, I've gone to New York. The per tree so Neil benefit and come back. Through the magic of aviation, it was great man. Fuckin show was amazing, are? These comic set came on everybody, fuckin killed and then. The surprise of the night David tell shows up as a surprise, guess walks on a just absolutely fucking destroyed

Celebrities out there, with his winter jacket on in this policy, her hat. All things. Look and crazy. And just Your big hearted guy everybody killed several Kano killed, Fuckin pay David said Caleb, Rich Vos, as always. As always, Yah Monica Saunders, Bobtail Lane MIKE Jackie own, that I get everybody I know dismiss somebody who is in there I jumped around the order, shit. I know I forgot somebody ah might do Stefano, Christy Stefano, I fuckin said I said then do I kept calling you Christy's to follow because of MIKE Now we get no it's either to Stefano, but these Mike these two final and Chris, Stefano.

Finally, set his last day right then, I called him might Chris this That's enough there. I finally set it right, fuckin murdered. great energy crowd, loved them and then I'm fucking. popped up. In the end, there wasn't a lot left every it killed so hard. We have just such a fucking great time. It David tells birthday. We get to sing happy Bertuccio charades, forgot about him?. He fucking killed it. My own, They from back in the day with down the comedy seller when it was Jack. I remember when I was just one rob. I the comedy seller before the comedy Sela got famous I'll. Tell you some, Kids, they their people, deaf to stand out front and bark. I tell you to get people to go in there. we're not tell. I got a couple of fuckin crazy, goddamn stories that,

if we didn't live in such a fucking. Do she goddamn time? Where have you been Try to get everybody in trouble. The fuckin shit that I saw down there before cell phone cameras the yet that I saw a just war. fuckin amazing. It was fuckin amazing you up. It was, fuck an unbelievable and you missed it, you know. What did you ever see me. no. I can't trust you guys somewhat rat me out, tell you what the fuck and stores I action. He told it this past. decent comics? All you got together. We will remember now Bob Zagat everything through going. I'll, tell her crazy story so fuck it brought this one up. Let's just say. was just leave it that anyway, So I came back to New York and it was

on the way out in the way back I was on a fuckin, wide body airplane, and those are the ones that I remember when I was a kid. Oh, you came in and there was there was who isles you could go down and it was fuck. It run burgundy colors all over the plain they will like fuckin, orange seats. which is everything, was fuckin vivid In the seventies entered a one, it was that an orange the blues, everything just jumped out yet Classy now looks techies help, but anyway remind me back the day. You know you get on Eastern airlines the one time we did that we got on Eastern airlines and went down to fuckin, not Disneyworld when they were bill. Bring the EPCOT Centre. Fuckin old, I am there but centre was not open.

stupid ball thing or whatever. I don't think I've ever been there now, I only I went to Disney World once I was a kid. I want this. It like eighty, two, eighty three hours Fuck old was, I was a little, you know what I know. I know what it was the year Tron came out. because they're doing that stupid parade go down main street and then they had a float we're all the actors were acting they would. It was like that, if you can don't into a musical, Tron, original here we go. Everybody was thing in this. It was just like that fuck and dance music. Ninety Eighty two yeah we went the summer ready to so they were promoting the movie. and everybody was dress like in blue.

And they had this really bad like eighties, so Casio space, laser sound and when they did it, the dancers would like pointed to crowd like they were, shooting a laser at you and I I can it I was like God is kind. Weird at one point I looked up at my mother and she made this weird face, and she pointed at me like exaggerate, then I'll leave, to myself going. Ok, this stupid been confirmed by my mother that what is in fact, what I'm watching is fuckin doping. So anyway. Jesus Christ, it's funny demonetized, have come back down to Florida. Does this there's no fuckin way? You know it is a comedian. What am I gonna go to Disney Disney Fuckin world by myself, Jesus Christ, Fuckin, bald ready, fuckin red beard creep walking around

Oh, I know what it was. I went to Disneyland out here. That's what it was. That's why I thought it came back. I did with my wife, One time she went for somebody's birthday And they wanted to be there all day cause they like loved, Disneyland. And I remember my wife when she came home was just I don't ever want to go that fuckin place again. and we have not. I have honoured her wish and we were gonna go when the kids get a little bit older. You know. As co really starting to die out, it seems- hopefully I don't know- I don't know- Is it just a new normal, Who knows so anyway. The fuckin wide body sets what I'm talking about. I gotta bring those fuck. It thinks back up the heat on this global warming. What I

bigger jets, more fuel list. Just end this whole thing, all of us just yelling at each other. On the internet. I think, that's how it ends. Every beta, it's gonna be a meteor people. Jesus was gonna, come back Somebody said something about big foot. I don't think it's gotta, be any those things. And they were all just gonna fuck it be so then yelling at each other we're gonna forget to eat. That will never happen I know what it is. You know what here's something for you here. you never here in the internet, guess what Everybody I dont know what I'm talking about. Don't have the answers? The anti internet guy. I'd love to hear your opinion.

I have no idea what I'm too, I am not qualified. speak on the end of the world. How bout that. I can give you a theory, but I'm just letting you know that I'm pulling it directly out of my freckled ass, Is there a refreshing? I bet you can run for president on that candidate bear. What would you do to try to fix the economy? I have no clue. I Curse, but that would be the end of my campaign. I have no idea I'll, be So what do I do stand how it works. You know I don't understand why Bitcoin. That ponzi scheme is a better policy scheme than the american dollar. understand why? If there's no gold behind our money, why fuckin matters as long as everybody agrees? That paper is worth something because it's really hard to counterfeit.

Why can't we just do that Stan. Why? If we, print enough to pay off the trail, which is printed trillion dollars start paying people? What is that fuckin problem. Then everybody around the world can go by a ferrari. Then everybody has a ferrari. You know everybody gets a ferrari and then people would be fuckin annoyed because everyone has a ferrari and then they wouldn't feel special said. Then it to go out and then you have to some Friday flare on it. That Pisa ART, they put some fuckin cheesy rap on it. You know. Jesse, stick out. You think that that makes it different, but your care The torch of punk rock.

I have no idea how the world's got it. In the same way, I had no idea who was gonna win the football games. I think every fuckin bet except the Ramsgate. What a bunch! Boring ass fuckin games that was, will be talking about it later. With version Jesus Christ, I got every game was over by the fuckin. Second quarter: of the cowboys cowboys enough. Forty nine was with you know, get exciting later. I guess Jesus Christ. One of those guys a wake up. You know it's funny you don't understand about Texas, you can abortion there anymore, but Jerry Jones can still run the cowboys somebody, explain that one to me, Jesus Christ, What point are you guys gonna realize it was Jimmy Johnson Jim. Ah,

I would be trolling and with that I would just be sending him the a picture Jimmy Johnson with that fuckin audio from really Odo reason in the shower, when they not do the lift once a high still whatever his get it man, I don't get it I dont understand, like you got guys the cowboys have not one bend the Superbowl in twenty seven fucking, years and how I always do that. How I put things into perspective causes you get older. Twenty seven years feels like seven years, so it How do I always go back to like nineteen ninety and I support act. The number. though ninety ninety minus twenty seven is

one thousand nine hundred and sixty three. Then I'm like holy shit. That is a long fucking time. You said they haven't been there since one thousand nine hundred and ninety five MIKE. There's a little while ago. Was it a long while ago the low twenty holy shit? I was twenty seven and ninety ninety five, I was half my life for they have first half of my life. The cowboys work that was done was the thing how to turn that around it? Jesus Christ, we. What else do they have in Dallas a bunch of stuff, that's big, but like. Not the hanging had a hundredweight literally Really like douse Dallas like you said, These two hate use thinkers was his hottest. Fucking balls, you don't me, Then in Austin I liked causes Stevie Raven, and then I went

air and saw he's dirty, sweaty, white kids- and I just was like you know. It had that the peculiar vibe I'm sure it doesn't, but that's on China. I know I was get nervous when a town says keep it weird, like our mouth. these nerdy white people that think their core bill. What after shit on cities that you know you wanna go to sell tickets and I dont know killing time I like Austin I go down, I look at the bats, are gonna lose Stevie, Raven statue? I do it shit right. It is a symbolic, the Texas Long words I just like the fuckin traffic fuck, it May God Damn highway going in there. Fucking nine million people out there. That's got bad traffic Atlanta horrific, try

New York City, obviously Boston Boston. My god, they did spend all that money on the big dig and they didn't even add any fuckin lanes didn't even add any fucking lanes like mt of money that was skimmed off their project. Just has to be added fuckin world How greedy argue that you fuck people that bad you Fuck em over that God, the embed knowing the population is increasing and you in the moment, god I don't give a fuck. That's fourth lame. I don't even understand the big dick to be honest with you have time, it's just too late. That is a giant emergency lane that nobody can use and you just sit there and fuckin Bompard a bumper traffic, but Massachusetts was always weird with that shit.

Do you know it's an amazing thing that in Massachusetts etc, if they still have it every other city, as you approached the exit, the sign comes first. it is an error like sit for eight. You drive pass the sign in then you know: that's your exit, boss then put the sign like on the exit, like it There is you drive and by going sixty miles an hour probably doesn't matter anymore cause everybody's got the gps things over their right there he's got that stuff go on. So anyway,. I am back out here, and you know what I'm doing managed Fucking China, shake off that goddamn heartburn! I just couldn't lay off a museum, try to be good but to go to New York and then last night the benefit. You know we didn't

Don't get those no after party while a covert fuckin regulations and all that shit, So we ended up with just fucking drove back tonight. hotel and there was a Delhi across the street. I was just like. I gotta get a big egg and she's right. I gotta do that. So when I got a fucking bacon, egg and cheese, up again with heartburn, unlike what am I doing what the fuck am I doing so Twit. I think, because I don't party anymore, it's just kind of all about the food. Now I gotta do right. Fuckin a loneliness and in a city Drinking you not dragon. Fuck else am. I gonna- do. Get myself a sandwich there, so

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saw my guide all just go over the foot locker. They always have em they're right over the foot. Locker I didn't get to foot locker. I saw another work out place. Then was warm shit for jargon and all this stuff, so I came in, I said, are you third here in this looking at me, like does really don't talking about, like you know, like of the darling. You mean eagles, like you like the waffle print, the other yeah waffle did whatever they said, they ciganas he's acknowledged We we'll sell those everything that these people's self now with that shit. If they talk about waking moisture away from your body, so all right. So I got right. That's cool nowheres I'll! Go over to the foot. Locker he's like I dont think they're gonna have em there. Sounds like a right, so I just looked up. They said they haven't down Macy's. Or they'd have em over this. Nor strengths

got go the Fuckin Nordstrom's so ago, I got out of the north rooms and I Walk in there and I say to the guy you got some thermals is like does the woman's place it out. Gotta go across the straits, unlike our rights across the street, I gave you gotta, I walk in and they got fuckin they got cookies. the clothing store like this place, milk. That's how they are now lay they make cookies. For some reason, I have a little station there. why you going to buy a short. You want fucking cookies. It made no sense to me right so gotta stairs I'm talking to this dude dress like a woman and has a beard Ass God, in scribe again, what a thermal is. I never felt so older. My fuckin, like he's looking at me like I got three fuckin heads right: Ed, It goes. because we like Long Johns,

by the way they all talk like this. I'm not I'm not saying everybody. I talk to talk like do you mean Long John Mitchell, I don't like a fuckin trap door to take a shit and aroused I just one like a thermal he's like you, we don't have those, and I wanted to be like tat- we have I swear to God, if I was a fucking dictator. Google, something in this fuckin store. says that they have an they show up and they don't fuckin have, because I think that you just gonna go in there, Resign yourself to buy something there: fuckin website, nerd just just sucked me and with whatever my short will, my short search was some feel a fuckin pissed cigar. I don't give a fuck about you, you're working away, moist your horse, shit, fuck, and one is like about a walk out of here and all of a sudden cookie made it made sense to me.

Like at least I can get something I'll get a cookie. I like those cookies, they have a milk I'm going to get one of these things I go over and I'm look Did they are the cookie Name's, I'm so fuckin old recognize any. The flavor did have a peanut butter cookies. Never chuckled shook with the unknown shit. so I say to leave behind the counter ago, we'll get cookie. I recognize any these go, which once the most popular I go. I know it's not the gluten one. She does not want tastes like ass, an Why which, once the most popular- and she pointed at one- I go k what's in that one? She go It's like crunched up, pretzels and potato chips. I say, forget it forget it. Thank you and I just I left I just Get it I get, I didn't get the first twenty times when I was asking for a fucking thermal that everybody war up until I don't know what year and now

nobody has worn once for so fucking long, that I went to three different fucking department stores and I had to scribe it for a full fifteen fuckin seconds. Before people even remotely do. What I was talking about is if I didn't feel that fucking old now I dont even recognize the knee. there's another dictator thing, ok, No salt in deserts, Understand that, like if I want salt elite chips. If I want to sugar rush I'll eat some sugary, and I just. like level each other out, I just don't feel a rush. It's like I'm goin up, I'm coming back down. here we go where we are so. Cannon old, bald orange man just get a fuckin thermal. I bet Macy's Adam. I just

Want to go in there they get like Fuckin, nine thousand, Fuckin floors, you know go up in that place. Vivendi that may soon were, but uncle and all those guys go by and Thanksgiving Right, Santa Claus and all Macy Day parade. You go up. Escalator in the escalates. They just keep getting skinnier and skinnier older and older. It gets like I still phobic, you are one of them. Applause of people that eating disorders keep all like the Ultra Michael what is my diet and go? My dieting goal is that I can shop at the top floor. The Macy's and thirty four, St Harold Square somehow, my hips between that last, that less escalator on the web, which is really just like a zipline.

at that point. If you like the leemeke, they just hang you over, like a fuckin shirt. Trying in you send about Jesus bill. Sorry, I swear to God. If I get loses his fucking amateur start, trying to start puke. It. you know I never stood chewing and spitting like the discipline of that. It's like right. I get chewing in an puking it up afterwards. You know. the fuck. Am I guess I don't guess on this shit. I don't want to fuck I'm talking about anyone. Speaking of that, speaking of guess, Comes the the bet empty. Bet am GM, so fuck it is. Psyche, let alone the bed M Gm. segment. Paul versus the winner

the two thousand and twenty one Jimmy the Greek award. He beat me by a half a game we pick for games a week, betting against the spread we bent over. Seventy games in both of us were over five hundred against the spreads pretty goddamn good, but this weekend you'll hear we got our asses where on the playoffs teasing teams, I hate you Agent teams that are not always seem so fuck uneasy, then you get your dick knock them the dirt so enjoy this, a bright. Now me in poverty. What's up everybody, I welcome back said anything better part cast a dead end, GM version NFL Freeze week, we are talking about the wild card weekend, we're going to get into the divisional play off, but first guys, as you all know, we ve teamed up with bedroom GMO year. We ve absolutely had a blast, be using all of bedroom GM lines, the most reliable lines. There are make you're, picks and we'll have special offers for listeners. Each week we ve

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are you guys so here's the deal man? It was a offers real, quick. Just because of People are asking we fucked what the Jimmy the Greek and I was a game and a half ahead. Instead of a half of a game, we both finished above five Hon a dollar bill going thirty, seven thirty form. Once I went thirty eight ready for. We beat the book by seven and a half games to Jimmy the Greeks now for bill, one for me, and I will come back next year with some funds surprises for you also sorry for any confusion. As far as the monkey got your back ever you still got the lead. Did you I believe you know it's a best at its best. The seven first to four gets the trophy now we're gonna do something like that, but you wanted a new trophy. Every year, amalgamated budget pocket their way around this key passed back and forth.

Tal Bill. I said we're going to send you to trophies me one trophy and, though always be in back of us and bill. Goes he next day because I'm not fucking. I don't want ten of those things if buccaneers down a lavish. It lay in around my cut too much stuff Wild card weekend was lack lustre to say I'm not gonna lady. I went into wild car, we can talk and should say- and this is the best weekend of the football sees it. One of the dark horses is common. This is gonna be dude. I was fuck it almost sleeping in every third quarter. Thirty five to seven hours every day was over the first of all. We have to make all we got a fucking ass, his kit we had, I had laid me too. We did well, you know what I want to play. You one. You talk all this shit about how he was back in the book. yeah that I asked you. You ve been away in anywhere

you just you just sat there like the battered wife and you. Let me pick out one thing that I drove us right off the fucking cliff. Now you know what you are right about something I was wrong. You said the Niners get nine and I said, let's take the cowboys. I gotta see that there's no way they're gonna exit the first round again give the cowboys three at home. You are a hundred percent right, listen, we beat the shit out of the book. We took a little bit of a. We took a little bit of a bath. We quite listen. It's unknown. We put up a bath through that was buck and Joe pursue that cornfield. still brave and celebrate. We ve got destroy only if the patriots, but let's go through the bloodbath witches patriots we teased came eagles.

Other than those thanks, I don't give a fuck. How many points yes of bill was saying that the Eagles bloodbath? What about the bloodbath that was the Steelers the bloodbath that was that of the cardinals, do Joe burrow in Joe Beryl verses. Las Vegas was the only game that at least it was six points down to the brutal. Actually, an area always got a little excites words here, the rams. I like the rams, just not getting any respected defences, fucking good. there are two power. I think they got them last. I don't know man I like to get this week, I like that they got the best deal pensive player. In the end, I fell that Errand Donald CARE, like you said, build up front for is on an emission. Nobody is talking about a Matthew. Stafford finally has a decent in our. Finally,

Do that kid was awesome. They were like yeah, you never won a playoff game in twelve seasons of Ben twenty three year old, forty three and he didn't fucking, throw the Troy under the bus. He didn't say anything he's just like yeah, you know. Well, you know it's another year, I doubt it It is terrible bay have this week and whose green bath Tampa Bay is playing the rams in Tampa and whose fire now who's. green, has hope I'll. Tell you right now we'll go over all the games right now, alright, cuz! You know on my because I'm fucking deal with situation here. Well, I'll tell you wanting Pollys pollys Bettin this week that much can tell you. here. We go. I put my money where my mouth is this week bill K, I'm pissed:

of that. I did that last week. I talk the little shit, but don't worry, as you know, about him back here here we go this week. We have here, are the games and then will break em down. We got the Cincinnati bangles going into a Tennessee, Brighton, old, bangles Wrangler result bangles, just a girl group, the Babylonians we're gonna be doing this for years. Now you don't go for, whilst ancillary bangles at the Tennessee Titans, we got to San Francisco. Forty, not oh, that's mine is minus three and a half for Tennessee. San Francisco forty Niners, going into Lambeau field Packers or minus five and a half we. the Rams goin in the Tampa Bay Tampa Bay is minus three and we the Buffalo bills going into Kansas City,

Kansas City Chiefs line. It'll, do minus one and a half. That's the fucking, going to man her at their way. For that one I'm telling you the spiral. It did my patriots. I am rooting hard for the Fucking Buffalo bills. I actually had the bills insuperable, I'm betting, the bills, I'm taking the bills. I think they are. You think you're gonna win at all. they're going to the Superbowl against Packers and the packers are gonna. Beat him. That's my That's my Superbowl Arlette break this down bill, we got Cincinnati at Tennessee, Tennessee, lay in three and a half, we alike. well, you know I love my man, Joe Rural back, by up up up up I'm concerned about this. Come down to culture,

thank God tendencies guys got a little more fuckin the upper hand, their where's, the game. It's been Tennesseeans Cincinnati, GIN, Tennessee. Fantasies lay in three and a half minutes. Is given an to release, we takes an air. We pay little horse, we better straight up You know what let's do one cheese and then we'll pick the other to gather treaties. I don't like your teeth one right. My locker Roman Fox everybody over. I like Breton, individual games. I I saw a girl, you know, what's is there's only for games this week. Let's picked for right, By the way I led a barbaric every but can reform Tennessee is back and playing, and they said that he just passed the full contact practice and he's fine. He carefully, fine, you ve gotta, be eighty percent. Even eighty percent scared.

Yet our guys, like a linebacker with the football that yeah that's a problem right. There. I like the bangles quarterback position. I like Tennessee coach. running game, but tendencies since these are run a game, I was running back, they got a good guy back there. I think Like I like it. I like since see what the points I just Joe Borough back as the real facts, De I logged mob caught a bit what my already outtakes sexy, I love that franchise, because I love this story, I love the halls story that France just. Ah, but we're not going ahead dad here, so I'm just gonna pick ominous say the next game. This is just an anything. Better picks saw someone. You know what I think

I said, for I think the packers are women at all their mind Five and a half against the Niners Jimmy garage below has a ripped up hand. They don't know what's going on with dad, so that means that, if his hand gets worse in the first quarter game. The new kid tray lance comes in, it's gonNA too much forum. Aaron Rodgers, is foot is better. They still had a week off. I think there are tired of hearing that they keep get knocked out at all. I'm taken the packers big. I mean on this. By foreign debt. As fuck and farm bad. Did I mean every time I said that I've lost where you going. nobody, gives a shit that you're sick of hearing it pick the growl boys are second here and it nobody give real ship. You gotta go about when the flock and gay based mice football that I wanted to say. I want see the bills against the Tampa Bay walking ears, because that Bilsby bill ballot check and then I want to say.

Got the big bills. Do best shit, you they're gonna, be total one another. Satisfaction finally or they're gonna go What their broken headlong in law is always go. I think it's gonna be Tampa Bay, Birds, the Bob low bells in, war. See takers. way, both dragons bill ballot shot three dragons Bilbil, a Czech Tom Brady AIR win the Superbowl what is Tom, Brady and their dreams again from another conference Paul? But here's the deal I'm taking If Temple was going to allay, I would be worried, but here's the thing: Who played in Ella earlier this year and lost? Well, I mean your hair, you let your skin

the packers, though Packers Niners, you you go with the boy. If you want to be a pic there. What do? I think that, like the fact is, I welcome as we go like that, that circle for good to know it gives a shit. Don't care that this sector falcon loosen the thing is the papers or a better team Jerry said Jimmy J spoken knocked up, not that visa banged up alive. It's not profits is through much brain. We must raise the discourse. Trimester. Hoary won't accept this right before the game. I tear bay because they lost to the rams are ready. The sheer I dont think that they're gonna get Tom Brady twice dial. Then I think everybody feels it. They feel his great if they want to be part of his last dance documentary. they want a part in it let that game to me as such, I just really have. No I mean I'll go with that, listen go the girl would die.

mine, is story at home. And then I got the Buffalo bills plus one Plus one in Kansas City- and I want to see that ha- that's gonna- be all to think about that issued that lets. You bet what you are. You can't stay. Kids, steady, think that over it lists not now listen to me, if you don't don't call me during those hours because unlocked locked in be locked in bill. With my thing about Kansas City, I think they taken a lot of penalties, a crazy. They take a lot of talk and penalties. You don't the biggest stupors penalty last week. What a fucking was, I watched this guy fuckin. They were gold poured forth down. He now the ball down. The coroner does showed a picked it off, not sit down, The text is held offered celebration. I gave my first out. It was just like Lord body

I Rebecca, I will love. I don't know that game aside, I think care the city has a lot of private law and I think that their here in what you say about him and I don't think that they like it. as much as you know the page, it's in Kansas City had a nice little rivalry there. I do respect the hell out of him. I think Patrick, but homes is not going to go. But he's gonna be. The problem now might be their defence. I think just a flight. They just it feels like the bills year. Doesn't it Like their role, given the bills looked so good. Last week they looked so good every side of every part of the game Josh hourly. That does in fact encountered a dozen We plan to get the fuck a rookie quarterback, where the money He doesn't care about the pages keeping Bilbil check to we stopped last year, the

We even made it to the players, was blocking amazing. We had a rookie quarterback. Now I've got it like we did it. Game just got away, must we are? We had no way of fuckin stop in it, but- It's like the way they mix them run. I just don't think of fate the bills. The shit out of the patriots mean but they're gonna stop to shut out again to city. However, if they do that, but now I want you to do that now, Think they're gonna be nervous for your boy, Aaron Rodgers and in the Green Bay package. I'll tell you the one team that I would put everything on. That would be too. I mean we're getting ahead of ourselves, but in my opinion, from what I'm saying team that will beat the chiefs no doubt about it would be if the rams played em in the Superbowl. Because the Rams front, for I think the rams have good defensive, backed you take out tiring while we are not there yet that's what this is. This is what Super Bowl Kansas City. fuckin a bill,

super bowl. I mean as much as I respect the titans. I just don't feel even if they want. You know there are in jail borough lies. He went to you right now, Joe Boroughs, listening to you right now in the locker room, bow it we're going back, but but that's bad, but but but but we're smoking to stick with the aim at some point: Ah, yes, gonna happen on this. Could keep saying it's gonna happen. So it's got a half. I guess I'll take us were taken since he had taken the bills. Were taken aback by the pact cursing the buccaneers normal rises there, although the bills, oh Zalm, bills, cheap, toss up, and I also think grams B. I could show you where I could see the rams. Polina came off and knock Ambrady an amount, but our role with the aisle role with Brady's record experience be in home. There you go,

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over five and a half and bill. We all. ah Billy loves and over. I love it all right What do the over, which is why it was the under over Andrew. Forty six forty six and a half hour. I am I like the arrival. I've seen a lot, a lamp. All leaps, I'm see, maybe a forty nine, its defensive touchdown somewhere fuck perplexing to be a lot of people going on. I do not know, but Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Carter. What about the weather their duties? Are it be like ten degrees? of the over and that, whether you like it we're going to fuck it not last week, I made all the calls for. I wasn't judge I wouldn't do any more. I would like to say your power. What he will do you think it Yet again, the under.

All it's gonna be a blood bath adversely. Are you guy you win and under the forecast is, Sir thirteen degrees at this time of it, the third Stalin thirteen? Oh, it's! It's sunny! No, no indicator attained, agrees and sunny four forty, six and a half is such a perfect bull. Shit lumbered perfect. You know what instinct was over any we said, he's gonna throw to sort out. Do you not what we'll go over MEL for some points, while you not acting like the champ here? you gotta walk the walk. You go with my instincts here I don't like this. Are I will go and over

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January, twentieth. two thousand and fourteen. What's goin on how are you How was your wig Joe enjoy yourself. Did you survive the weekend in all the big football games in all the screaming yell in there? I had a fuckin lawyer a great weekend after TAT. first of all before before you're going just in case. There is any concern. I ok. Talking about the patriots losing oh gee, I'm talking about The fucking fires in California Spock in all areas, the greatest things that can ever happened to you, As far as you are that I spoke do wrong for my little notes. Dish on South West, I said,

the deal. You c H, Etsy, French, spelling I'll get to that story later. I am one of the great things you can do as far as like. Under turning the news. A little better is when the Big NEWS story is happening where you live, You just watch how it's fucking reported. I a gig this weekend in Albuquerque New Mexico- and you know this time a year they those catch on fire in APP, every fuckin year this year, there's a drought. So much worse are right, but this happens every fucking here and the way they report this shit You never just say that this is completely natural. That does the natural cycle over. of nature out here. Basically, what happens? To recap. I think I went through this before

quickly. What happens is here and other California? What happens is for, like a Every year we get rain. Range like a mother for noticing rain like a pause, a few days and everybody freaks out and they can't drive. because it hasn't reigned in like eleven months. So all the oil and transmission and break fluid gets mixed with the water and it's it's actually it's all. I want it's like a little bit slicker than it back he's very out here: acts like their driving into feed is now it's fuckin ridiculous. But anyways what happens all that water comes and then all the hills, all the mountains all that shit turns a bit the full color green, yellow, in its latian it's beautiful, look at and all that and then basically, the rain fuckin stops occasionally you will get rain

and die than sometime around the summer. The fuckin- I don't know why, August September whenever the October, somewhere around there, we get what's known as the Santa Anna winds. There they come from the east and these fuckin things will, like you know, if you, add shutters they blow, I'm shot an opening, their really strong winds, specially for in the hills a little bit because it's just flat land out here. What happens is that goes across the Mojave desert right picks up all that hot air and its base, simply like a giant hair dry and dries up. the fact in hills. I then inevitably a fight starts Barnes out all the brush and it starts anew. Lush and beautiful. Every year But the problem is, is Give out fucked the flatlands. the problem. Is we don't like living near one? Another?

problem is we like to have status. I won Look down on you? I want to be away from you, your fuckin musics too loud and, unlike the smell you food, I don't want. My kids hang out with your kid. So we move up into the fuckin hills. Next thing, you know: rich people with Fuckin guy, a bracelet start getting eaten by Bobcat sort of scratched up by their meat by Mount lines, and there fuck analysis burned up. but it is one hundred percent natural and I would always ends up happening. Is some fuckin do shown the east coast? What is and it's not your fault, because when I shall be shed on the news. You know I was out here and I want to. I want Reich and I was able to see out and I could see a fire out in way out in Pasadena, spoken amazing, Fire in this type of ship or whatever, it's just but say, fuck, thirty miles away whatever twenty miles away. It's not problem, but I landed in Albuquerque in

They were showing the fires, And the way they were talking about, you would have thought the entire state was engulfed in flames. I had like five people call me to make sure I was all right: Siena's, Billina, stuff, her nose and just make a shift light like the whole fuckin state is on fire like we're alone, without Fuckin guard noses. Just completely zoom in on the fire and that's exactly what it looks like. It literally looks like hell on earth might be of one. I live Becky's and there would be a hurricane action was downgrades for tropical storm. Then it just kind of rain. Remember that new clip without woman was in the boat. You know actin like she was in four feet of water and then those construction workers came walking buying it was like it was like I can ankle deep, that's what do so. Obviously

California Beautiful focused state its now on fire, the fight. our natural as they are with all force, I know I'm not a fucking nature, guy, don't know to that level, but I do know it burns at all aloud and it causes that to come back even more healthier every fuckin year. Now, if you want to be, you know, ampler and build a house in the mill but the ship you're out there's a chance one day. It might burned down right, but I am sure you know what I am I'm fuckin up here. I should just roll with an act like the entire places on fire and may be less people will move out here can drive a little love drive a little more, but I ve She actually sent me a text. He said he was watching the allay fires or whatever the California fires. And he was just saying like gas in the usual, let's gods way said he should live,

There may well be lessened. Fuck in New York worked up about New York, people are way more polite or than they give him before we on the subway. Pretty much people are polite, because I'm a mixed up together and you have no idea who or what is next to you, what the fuck they did in the last twenty four hours forget about the last twenty four minutes. They could just stab somebody. They could have some. Fuck it locked in the closet in their fuckin a pot. You have no fucking idea. So, generally speaking, you, your best behaviour when you're on the subway, but are in fact enough There is always a show, all the worse to fucking, great state and water tat on fire. We have tat, we have Something has to happen to pay for the fact that sixty degrees outline of the shovel MIKE care blocking package spot right soldiers,

but you know tat. You are concerned case. You would think you I always want to move to California, but about entire state is engulfed in flames once a year. That isn't true. Yes, we are having a drought. That has to do with just a natural cycle or the fact that these over seven billion people getting up every day and they gotta take a shit and asked to go somewhere, and maybe Eventually that leads to a drought. I have no fucking idea, but I'm just let you know the whole fuckin state isn't on fire all right, so the words of Martin Short relax. You crack. ok, so many. This is the year the Monday morning, podcast get it. I saw I gotta get to talk about the Deuce Southwest, so I went out okey this weekend and had a fuckin unbelievable time have not been back their sense of all those wonderful episodes of breaking bad that I got to be on and down. You know I was gonna, go on a hike, that's what I want to do. I want

do that, but I do not need at some friends out there. We were gonna go to lunch, Now that is it'll only take like an hour it's three hours. You know. So I'm just like I'm too fucking old too. I'm too old two fuckin height and have a social event in one day and then actually give any sort of a decent decent performance. So I was like I fuck it. I'm not gonna go ahead I'll go over element. I met me his friend they were. They were fucking cooked up burgers the middle the day. You know those homemade burgers that away bigger than the ones that you get the restaurant and then he eat and died you don't feel sixty to your stomach afterwards. Phenomenal.

and the people's house. We went over to the at all these beers and that type of stuff, and I stayed away. I was a good boy, so I can have the show, but I know myself at this point, so I still that I I can't do all of those activities and one day so I just decided like I just do the social thing I'll show out which was actually really coke, as I bet Albuquerque bunch of times, and I never got to ride around And see any of it, that's really really fuckin cool place, man really really cool so anyway, so that night I was at the sixty six casino meaning. Basically, sixty six and there was a cool- is often casinos. I've I've seen a try Have some images up where you know you try to take pictures of those casino? lights and it never comes out on your cell phone, at least the one that I have the floor. Was really cool, like the hotel had like that, you know

the route. Sixty six sign instead of the sixty six had just said, hotel was all lit up, and then you know native Americans on it and then they d d rose pointing in where, go were literally like arrows and they looked like they were stuck into the ground. They were all lit up bad ass. It was bad ass I gotta play in the name of Theater was the legends Theatre. I played a place called the legend stay. I remember I was doing some press, for they say what can people expect when they come down Legend steer and it's like, while they should expect to see a legit. They should expect to see make a fresh out of the fuckin horse stable way our goal is to agree robe. We're gonna be scared, fortunately at all, went great fuckin greatly.

Pull out. They may I once again- and this was another place- it was supposed to be a stop. On the Billy Red State Tor and a friend comics, who are listening to this. Don't by into that horse shit that these a fly overstate. The Abuja places to go and the people are ridiculously appreciative that you showed up this site and they always say the same shit. Can you tell this person tell this person you know they're always asking for Jim Norton and all these guys that I know from the European Anthony showed telling them to come out there. You know like comedy too, so the past the word onto woman. A lot of them have started coming out, which is cool. I just said But they're not become an all jaded like when you play the bigger cities whatever Whatever me, you know, I got other things to do man

this great and actually bought a bunch of dvds, which is phenomenal because I got a bunch of them sit in my garage, filament garage is filled with fuckin. Laser discs. Gotta go Those things out of their anyways self the dose of southwest sorry, I'm all over the place to do so. I back flight back out forty five minutes, fuckin phenomenal and die or south, where people are always trying to be funny. Put a smile on your face most times there not, and this guy was actually kind of funny that we go to land it. We landing in LOS Angeles. This fuckin asshole gets on the fucking MIKE that's going in all ways are going. welcome to LOS Angeles which is a yeah, resting place. Yes, very interesting captain this weird laugh.

I'm looking at the first one sided creepy is fuckin help. I'm gonna be homophobic, but the guy sound again. You know that gay action so still joke on this. Like gay people come from our fifty states, yet they they can I'll have the same accent which isn't true but journal speaking. There is a gay access which makes no sense out of a job that other judges to go. Like a few forgave from Alabama, like I bought out rule out to suck you deck like that's the way you should sound, do stereotypical redneck exit with my stereotypical gay action, but they don't. I grew up in Alabama. Let's just say: I'm not going back now spread more I'll. Tell you what the fuck up saying: that's what the guy sound like, so I'm just sit there in the back over. Like did you know this guy get blown in West Hollywood, somebody stole his wallet. Did you want to

the next Jim J boffins, whatever the fuck the guy's name, is from too close for comfort. Talk to deal with we'll just sit there, my head, go and let them get enough that most fucking thing about living in LOS Angeles, I've never lived in a city where every a trash. Is it. everybody, just ships on it and it kills me That's the originally only fuckin city, where you could do that. I guess you gotta make like a gambler joke, but you can actually land in LOS Angeles, not give up. that everybody their lives on the plane, for them part, lives there and then just shit on it. I did I fucking drove me nuts. Strive me fuckers with their interesting places sick or what the fuck are you doing? What makes you such a good person? What happened you here. What's sitcom, did you test for any got to cope the night before and you fuckin blow it, but we Swedes post be unwilling, grace sorry,

in all this and defensive a valet at this point, because I have to live out here, because this is the fuckin business and I don't have to, but you know, makes life a lot fuckin easier to be. Where everybody else's in this business. You know if I was in computers? I go move up to what the fuck in the valley up there. The show a valley, the life of me. I dont know what. Why do they call it silicone, what's in factories. Is it not a fact now, anyway, I still little, but it advertise in here affects everybody, listen to the very special, in its podcast this week with J? More, if you didn't listen to any always wondered what Harvey Keitel would sound like doing bad eighty stand up, it's a mess. Was there really is a Muslim, nothing but rave reviews then what one person one person, get on it. Was saying how lame.

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did. I mention that near hooked up our stereo. I bought a this story. Only first started day was want. The framing of that our Christmas together. That's what I got up and I was sitting- she's gonna like this, but she seemed southern Archie nerd like me. I'm not really archie whatever I'm a fucking known, I get into shit and down. I took a shot, she absolutely fuckin slipped out. She So she was living in. I was living with me at the time and I hoped it up and What happened? I forgot, how to do it? The wires got crossed through move a few years ago we were still living in an apartment. Was the last time I looked it up properly and I don't know what was going on. I couldn't figure the fuckin thing out. We moved into our house which has been sitting there and I think a few years old, I thought it was broke. So I go on the road and when I come back, She had the whole thing set up. There was

Unlike some pink Floyd and those type of his fuckin awesome escalate all at the same time. How the fuck did I get into that? I was just going to Hawaii there. How is my point there? Oh, I know you know something about what am I gonna put out my mind, Well, the money I have no idea, or maybe, like our people, were still light. Dvds, I've, no idea, abstentions,. far off, so I can say right now: I'm not gonna make five thousand other have forty. five hundred of them sit in my fucking garage like I have a second car that doesn't go anywhere You know one of my goals in life is, is to have a clean garage. I don't be that guy that has the fuckin garage educated and put the car, and they gotta get my old trucks it They are so that takes up most of it. I gotta polio Twenty over my garage around the garage

sixty eight of one hundred three on the tree over there. I got get up. I gotta pull up deep station. On the ground, insisting for pushups if you want, but I still have those perfect push up. Things aren't off their perfect, but their fuckin heart. I can tell you that and Don't want also, I have I have it ten or twelve speed like that I bought when I was like in either. I think the nice night great I've had a forever. I still write the facts. Figures, So while I can even explain to me why, if you dont work, if you write a bicycle every day, it doesn't really need air in the tyres, but if you just let it sit there, the air goes out of him. Did you guys answer suggest some data day simple, like

science questions? For me, they dont understand how come I can lay on a couch for four hours, catatonic barely moving and I'm fine. But if I fall asleep for five minutes on culture. My wake up like who its chile and I need a blanket- I mean it's just shifting my weight. Every five minutes is that enough to keep my body temperature up that I don't need a blanket. Could be the middle of the fuckin summer This is a bunch of humanity and you don't have a sea or whatever I'm just saying I could be just perfectly comfortable could be, like God, damn. Seventy two degrees perfect, whether in your goddamn, living room. Any me any ways fall asleep for more than five seven minutes. I way upon my shoulders, a cold and I'm gonna put black it out to grab a little Blakey like a little twinkle toes there, Why is that? What else.

What else is if I know I have a bunch of these little ones that I just don't understand those are to give? but could explain the same thing with a car if we leave it sitting there too long, the air goes out of the tires. They become flat. Afterward. The air Phil not needed this guy's coming back. Go somewhere else, I know I saw the Camorra go fuck yourself. That's what I'm was be in Hawaii this weekend, which are really excited about I'm going What are the probable this year to look for me, be wearing a robber Williams, hawaiian shirt. Drink some Miller's and I think it would be fun gained the ship. I like that that choosing upsides I heard that they're not bids. I could be an of sea verse, FC, they can choose upsides and then I could have. Goths traffic is good because it such a weird like it's. You

can't play the game because no one wants to get hurt. I think they are play flag football. They should just a flag football, they should just make up the players. You can play hockey at all I gave a hockey can display play. You know basically non contact not going too hard and guys can still entertain the crew with the stick handling the shots and all that type of stop saving basketball. Ah, you have to go that hard knew. Everybody can watch one fifty to one forty five game and in baseball debate. lost our games, the Basque, as it actually means something and they actually come. Play, but you know Non context. Sport what're, you gonna, do in almost every tries to being you at the bar or if you talk it, at the ball back. There. so anyway, I'm gonna be out there and I'm gonna be doing problem least an hour and a half on stage. As I gotta why gonna blow it up and tightened up right before arm.

My yeah my special comes out, and then I'm gonna weed out the weak ones So make an antenna fell, roster propaganda enough. Fifty five guys on it and I got a cut- was like ten of twelve. Oh, my fucking know: butter copy guys been ass can be still have been asking me about when my Carnegie Hall album is coming out. We were on the final stages and hopefully it's gonna be out May June. It took forever because I was dealing with you know Carnegie, very prestigious place, they gonna make sure all the eyes and daughter Jesus Christ, whatever the fuck and expression, is sorts. It's been very long and very tedious, but eventually this coming out of sight in its only coming out on album, only so get your stereos today, as you know, If someone can be like work of you all pull all others talk because

this too much overlap and material between that it's basically the hour I was doing when I was leading up to recording my last special. So I dont want to fuck people over and put out. You know to deal dvds of the same fucking thing or a seat that's the same as the dvd, some letting you know right now. It's like three quarters the same material. I tell it differently every night, but basically it's the same shit there's a couple extra lines, maybe some lines from the special it isn't in there and then shit that didn't make the special forever fuckin reason Only coming out on final there, I've told you what the deal is they'll come crying to me afterwards. set. The war, someone job of a fuckin album ever. All right, but what am I talking about? Let's get down to the pro football this week, every body pro but while oh Jesus.

Let's see what are we gonna say that first game, like as a kind of went, though the Patriots Broncos went the way that I thought I was gonna go didn't take that we were going to win. Congratulations to the Broncos. They definitely were the best team in the area of sea this year and die I I don't know, I still saw some articles out down. I'm surprised at how many people who write and talk about sports Dad talked about Europe, supporting into the patriot season and everything I'm I just feel like what they were working, what that was one of the best seasons. I've seen Bela Brady have I never would have thought in September The fuck we were out, I will never would have thought that we could have gone as far as we did and It also I'm looking at it like its success. I saw some great up again. Instead as on defence and I'm looking or to next year.

and die and I'm actually site that the Broncos in a way of sight. I never like see my team lose, but I'm site that they are, because you know Pate man in the Fuckin unbelievable offence. They got a really sir, but the feds based but be there, I want to see a good Superbowl, damn I know belgian, was complaining about Walters. and I'm gonna use air quotes hit on leave Take that it was a man. I know the game the way he does, but I didn't look dirty to me at all any thing: She got the worst. They had initially look like. He was trying to get out of the way I've never known well could do anything you never during their dirty shit. He's a little fell out there with a giant. Football helmet enough was he wearing like an anti concussion, for the rest of my life helmet than anybody else noticed. His helmet was like a third bigger than is usually had. He looked like two key look like it kazoo, if the Flintstones his

look? Elevators helmet was fucking eating his head. The letter was well aware there that helmet, but anyway, the YAP debris, because I really really really struck yesterday- and I know this the tough here for me to watch football. Is I got married and then I also spent three weeks in Europe, so I oh guys fucking. Maybe I can tell you that eighty eight that eighty fuckin killed us especially at fucking. Eighty eight like and I swear to God, like Skype For catches like a hundred yards within like a quarter, it saved, over time you got that. Fourth, one, I'm literally sitting there on the couch gonna they got a fucking cover. That guy is it. Is it Sylla? Mr what the fuck is going on. Eighty eight. yeah right hang in there room for the team and all types of all. You know what you just twenty was. I was on the

the southwest flight with the Deuce trash and allay when game started and I take the game. I I did. He added I had my phone off. I put my headphones on. The airport pulled my hat down, walk by all the bars, didn't look at anything. Had music cranked when I was sitting at the little turnstile waiting for my bag. and somehow I was able with all the technology and all the streaming shit I was able to get home and having no idea who doing what right into the house, sat down and I was able to put it on and it was great because I got to fast forward through all the commercials. I got too fast forward through half time, I got to watch this video this great game. it wasn't a great game, I mean the broccoli really dominated, even though you're in it somehow in the end, I'll get back to that later, but any

So congratulations, the brokers and all that shit now good for pig massacres in I read something where he was going on his neck was all fucked up enough. He's gonna play again, so he seems really site, obviously to be back so good on him. then on to Warm Seattle. Forty nine is which I felt was the superbowl can. I still feel that way. I felt like, however, one that game was gonna, be I just you know it's just that, The ebb and flow of the conferences is always one conference that is stronger and down. I don't know it's a fucking heavyweight battle, man just a great game and fortunately, There was only a couple of those soccer mom Oh shit, fuck and cause like that that that one that they called in the first quarter at me up off the couch

that unnecessary roughness weight was against the Forty Niners Emmy. It was just a textbook, it with your shoulder, wasn't helmet to helmet, ensuring because while he does launch himself it's like Troy, he asked how else do you tackle this? Wasn't it Launch yourself at the target there was one of the worst fuckin cause. I think. Eventually they said it was a bad call. It was perfect, but most of those fuckin cosmic that I think that's yet another reason why all Damn Marinos records are falling because. That should have been the end of the drive I think it would start down. I don't remember, but the generally spy. King ends drive and incomplete, as in then they call unnecessary reference roughness it keeps the drive going and then the quarterback gets to contain. throw a ball down the field, adding more yards to their resume

in this era. When you can't really cover receiver past five yards became even look at him or you get a fuckin flag. Fortunately, there was only a couple of those calls. then see, there's gonna, be a rule change with them. I really should know the names of these guys. I just don't. They share just been fuckin traveled, so much better the guy in the forty nine as this is disrespectful cause, he gave up his goddamn need to make the play. He recovered the fumble he was. He was touched by Seattle player. It should have been a turn overboard fortunately was justice where they are. Seattle turned over. All cover place later, so what they really just get fucked out of about thirty seconds on the clock, But I I don't know it was just an awesome. Awesome awesome, fucking game and I don't know I think in the end. I just

Capron EC is inexperience kind of caught up with them a little bit. Some of the decisions that he made, but. but that guy's the real deal and is not afraid of the moment. So I just think that on fourchan for forty miles. as you have to wait at least another year, but I think that that guy's got. He definitely has what it takes. Man he's deftly a winner in that type of thanks. I was just there was a great fucking game damn. So now we're into the Superbowl now, render the Superbowl. So now you have to wonder you gotta, The right, if you like me, All I want to do is see the fucking game. I dont want to listen to the the pre game. It game analysis There is always one person dad's gonna make you know all the quotes and all that type a shared- and

yeah a yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda. So this is what I do this desire to do if you just want to watch the fucking game, I would just for on the unequal network. For the next two weeks is basically what you wanted to get. then I shall hockey you won't have to but any of the Falcon analysis where they're gonna go the entire roller coaster. I don't it's just lazy journalism and whoever talk shit in that type of thing. They're gonna get a hundred per cent of the fucking attention and interest gonna, it's just its act, Only fuckin noise, creating like yesterday you know at the end of the game, the Seattle, forty nine game. I felt like a timely Jones and no, Can't you for old men were they just sort of his past? You buy and you can't even makes sense if it anymore

let's say I talked about this. on forest shores and I'll Jackson's part. Yes, what the fuck is called Jesus Christ, I'm! So all I can't remember anything anymore, whatever just Google that you'll find it. I talked about that shit now how everybody weather catch of four yard pass had a lay up and he gets out, and it goes in like all these out. It's now. They gotta do that's stupid. Fuckin. they do that yell like they're in three hundred, like they just slate a dragon here, talk. It lay up taking textile and one Even parasol does it now What is that. Then it's fucking still, but is the Jerry Rice ever do that too? Lord, never fucking do that. You know. hilarious

was it yesterday was a golden taters, a great fuckin receiver. GO moment, the game. They need a first down catches, the ball. He has first down yardage, I don't know didn't know where he was on the field, but Haven't you just drop into the ground? He cut back inside now is behind the first down line. and then ass. The fight like held to get across so he basically makes Supply Fox Up and is able to recover, then it gets up screen. like he's God's gift. I gotta tell you this right now. This is why Marshall which is might be my favorite player favorite athlete out there because the track that he's doing what he's doing every week- and I guess he, Buddy was tell me just said: I'm not talking to the media. The sharing get five fifty grand and he didn't give a fuck. It was when the goddamn game, like DEC

In that guy just runs over people and gets up sickly gets out my doesn't celebrated touched. Our wages gets up and walked back to the hotel love that shit and is much. Is there Talk about. Oh, what's his face there. four run in his yap. I have to tell you a corner back is not gonna win the Superbowl for you. He can shut down that part of the field. But what can I think what's gonna be the difference in the Superbowl is gonna, be I think it's gonna be Martian Lodge because I Seattle has a better defence, but the progress. I also have a really strong defence, so. I give the nod to Seattle there, but it's not this such a giant gap that the game is over. I write

and when you go to the quarterback position, obviously be got Peyton Manning, ok, and she added best weapon against Peyton Manning is not their defence. It's actually martian, which ok Peyton Manning well he's playing this Europe playing guy. It's basically, it would be like if you own the poison, a snake. I. And you gonna take it out of TAT two fucking. Plainly, goddamn tag and the matter how carefully you are eventually you're gonna get bit. I bet fucker. The only way not to get bit by that fuckers to keep the son of a bitch and attack and the best to do that is with a great running. Ok- and I've seen this before it passed and in Japan.

Ship games. We had this unstoppable quarterback in the guise sitting on the fuckin bench. He's not even sweating he's been there so fuck along, because the The team is just run in the ball and my big knock again the Broncos, despite the they are a great team, is that they don't put people away there. Both against San and the patriots they for the most part, dominated the game, but at the end of the fucking game, they let data the charges hang around. They even let us hang around like if we The two point, conversion that onsite check- if we get it, we actually drive down the feel that somehow could tie it like that. the situation they are in after absolutely dominating the game, like form, is to go wherever they were still in that situation and an that eventually bite you in the ass. So

no, I just think that it's gonna be. I think my shone like she's gonna, be the difference if they are gone and oversee the reference of life, but the only need to open this dismallest of whole and that guy is just an hour now. It's he's like this devastating combination of like Earl Campbell and like Walter Paden, These fuckin unbelievable and what that so you're gonna be now as you gonna be inundated with people? You know. talking about. What's his face. There. she and Sharp Charlotte they're gonna be tough and about this guy up and down up and down the brash, outspoken they'll go all the way once they ve, exhausted, dad and then I'll be like is. Is it what is it an inferiority complex Lou?

Guitar, tired, they were their little talk about his upbringing and say whether his father was there with his father, wasn't there and yet a all that fuckin horseshit. So what I do for the two weeks in between Is I just watch hockey how you do it just fuckin watch. You want parking or whatever go work out Weeks get yourself a great shape, is you know you gonna eat like shit during the super and just don't put on sports. Just don't watch the shit unless you're into what I'm I'm not into it. I think, if you're one of those people who watch the game with a jersey. At home when you put eyeliner under your eyes and you things like all day all day your tv, I think you actually want to watch the Superbowl coverage, but if you're a fucking, regular fan which, she came to a peace here with Seattle fence, because I was looking at Seattle fence the way people look like

the fires out here in California. It wasn't fair hours lookin out because they won't show in the dye hearts they would show in the jerk off like you do the guy in the line, green pimps sue. You don't owe me waiting Zack. I bet you know, come on who does that? What kind of a real fucking fan does that just go to the God. Damn game you watch the fuck you put a little money on a drink, so fuck it bears whatever could jokes or whatever. You watch the fucking game, self anyways. The soldiers I wanna get. Basically I don't- I watched at each a hockey and then this year, I'm not going to suitable party, I'm gonna, be at home. and what I loved I told you guys this last year. Is you start the game like ninety minutes? After it started, just wait like an hour and a half

People are really like four boy. I have a couple of beers. You shoot the shit level Bible Blake, the girl go on in all outside the thing. In about an hour and a half in You fast forward through all the crap, They beginning watch how things can be the chilly peppers actually like the two music Burma. The music exit Bruno Mars and the chilly papers, but I'm on data watched again you any to see the one of those bans play unlike halfway through it, they played a little bit a touch football in the middle of it. That way. They'll be annoyed. so you fast forward to all that crap! Then the person you know trying to make a record career, I sing in the national anthem you fast worthwhile or their fuckin shit, now you're under the game, as for its rather stupid, fucking commercials ages. What the game, then you get the fast forward through, although they have time and then basic, you catch up somewhere, unlike the third quarter. They wish

the games really starting to get tense because the championship is on the line, that's basically how I do it If, if you are, if you like me, if you're the tea, really Jones a fire. sports fans at this point- and you can't even remotely relate to what but at the end of the game yesterday like why, It would do that and how it was actually mildly depressing like is that, gonna be the new thing that you have to do. I don't know. I don't know. I just hope that that I hope that that's just unique personality and that everybody does a start doing that, because you play sports, you fucking trading. the shit out of the game in the end. You just go ahead, good game, that's what you do. Nobody choke and I came yesterday. There was a fucking great game. I just felt like that whole all that crap adjust.

took away from my honour. I watched a great game and I got up There were less always fuckin lazy journalists. Well, gonna, like master, Fuckin like Iraq, gonna go up to that complete now the fucking story just a knife, good story, anyways. What then What that, let's get to more raw, this gets more advertising, oh by the way Seattle Euro, you might finally have sounded share about you. Guys are one fucking game away. you guys when I hope you understand how ridiculous that loudest crowd thing was a right and retiring. your jersey, retiring, your fucking, come on real football, fail to see how come on there tired. Your number in a you guys all dying out there, and there was some sort of make a wish thing that they had to do for you and me I just I kick it pass that and this

the teams never want to championship what do they say? I don't I don't understand so hopefully you know either It's gonna, be it's gonna, be a great thing to see this. Take very when one when another one, which you know. from a miserly when John Outweigh was supply for the Broncos. Maybe that's a little story line. They could run with an The other thing is Seattle, finally, Wednesday Finally, won Super Superbowl gets the monkey off their back either weights gonna, be it's gonna, be a good thing and I will definitely have be fast falling through commercials, and I will not be watching any post game or any that fucking crap mute button will be right. The finger Tipps or really Jones I'm trying to I'm trying to what I'm trying to do is through modern technology. Still,

get seem like what it was like when I watch the super bowl in this, the belated seventies early eighties. Where was just the fucking game you know I just saw the crop old man, and you know what I'm you're right. I am. I but where either way, congratulations to all the brunt. I was in the sea, Hearted Europe, Just did the I liked it there's no real underdog, you got the two to really kind of them teams. Although I will felt the forty nine is also ethic. They should have been there too. It's why felt enough see was the Superbowl, but whatever it still gonna be awfully. It's gonna be an awesome, fucking game And you know they'll be nobody Wigan out either and the fucking game. I really thought that do was gonna start crying.

That was fucking uncomfortable uncomfortable is held. there was like seeing the nerd finally beat up the bully. You know when you finally ball up your fists punch, you want to fight you you're, almost crying It was just I don't know: I'll fuckin. No, I dont know what what has happened in sports. Can we eight years Pierre? Can we you know hundred percent access. Can you dial it back down the like? Maybe forty percent access can you up interviewing fuckin coaches. box in whatever NBC, as a jogging off to feel trying to figure there have time adjustments? Can we just stop fucking doing that? I don't give a fuck em. How can we stop interviewing players Between the fuckin periods,

Sidney still out abroad from their last shift in their pocket drop a fuckin, sweat paying off their nose. Looking like not that they have to keep wiping out of it comes back again. Can we just enough? I don't give a fuck what happened At first period, I just watch the first period. I know what happened? What do you think? at the door. The second period, babies, global goals. Then he added shall players. Listen this I'll, give free, podcast T shirt, even though you gonna find probably a hundred grand by the league is anyway, you could wipe your nose and the blouse of the person whose interviewing you in between periods at this week grabbed it. I just dab your eyes. You know I got nothing to give you your a millionaire athlete, but could you just do it for the just for the fucking ridiculous? None of it. Like they're, not gonna interview you after the fucking game like I have to have it, they got their fuckin guy

He stared thou there. What looks like the penalty box in between the fuckin benches flock. His name is prince failure. Thousands name. Precarious stand down their love diatribe ate up our area. Eyes like. Why do I need to hear that guy? she's got to stand up for three periods in his loafers propaganda. My toes by the end of the year, access. Didn't you You think you could actually start sports network that can compete with the Caspian and the whole thing is less access. The no might up players, you just fucking. Just from the fat. I just go back to watch Bob nobility under the news just seen five minutes of shit. Can't you see that is. He sits they're gonna, fuck and boys. What's a wild takes a day. Often knew me comes in Bob knew my I may

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Ten minutes of the second period, my flight yesterday was dirt during the Bruins Blackhawks Game, and I love that the Blackhawks beat the ducks and there still the team to beat I really love their franchise, dead, they're they're, doing it the right fuckin way. They really are, I I don't know who's gonna, knock them I've gotta get say. If you want to get into hockey. I would definitely suggest watching the playoffs when they come up out West with Blackhawks the ducks the king. The sharks. At some point they gonna pushed through emulate really got a lot of great teams out there. They play great hockey who they ever thought that. in hockey go through Anaheim, less Angeles in San Jose would be a brutal road trip spoken unreal to greater anyways

I love the movies Big bear bill is sweet, William now, ok, hiccup, some criticism for the week. I like this. I like Heaven the occasional criticism you guys can start sending in your criticisms of the week just put that in the year the subject line, anxious, ok, bill of all your comedic implied cast talents Of which there are many, but what he's doing. you set me up while me on the head. Because of all yeah yeah yeah it talents at all, it should movie views is not one of them. Do I, movie reviews. I don't think I do. He goes to beat to be blunt, you suck at reviewing movies when used things like you know the one guy who was in that other one where they did, that thing you like Tony soprano talking on a compromise phone line. When was the last time When every movie you saw wasn't great,

the only moderately intelligent thing I heard you say regarding movies was last summer, when you went I find the whole peachy thirteen zombie movie trend, which Course was spot on its entirely ridiculous. To have a zombie flick that isn't raided are at the minimum. They should all probably be and see seventeen. We know it's funny Sir the criticism was. I was actually wrong. If we get the name of the movie. that will be Mars Volta the fuck was, Bread world war out, Did I get Mars what with bars areas there was the in their eyes disability you asshole- and I was wrong about that. What was growing actually made world war? Z great was the

back then it was peachy thirteen! So then, relying on Goran Shock and three d and all that crap they could. They actually had to build suspense and that's what's missing out of a lot of fuckin of the the at times some a movie say: go as equity grab, your actually fuckin wrong about their work was he's a great fuckin movie great. I loved it too. sums up to freckled thumbs right up your fuckin ass Let's finish the Socrates here, because, but one talking about individual movies, you might want to consider not doing that. Jesus Christ. You might want to consider having some sort of original criticism citizens speaking it sound bite. You might when I considered not doing that. Me goes or maybe get one of your comedy end quote friends together review movies for you. You know my friends are funny. You don't think that I know people who are funny. Is that what you're saying so? What do you know who you shitting on here with your little?

hipster, airports. then goes on to say, I'm sure you have one or twenty that were desperately be grateful for the exposure. Look at that. I cannot that now is making fun of, via the desperation of being a now show business. Bizarre kindly just left the little blue pitpat rights. You know little fly, wait here, work in the body, because just trying to be helpful, anyways you'll probably continue to do this, but I hope from now on, you will have a little voice. Your head, telling you it's a bad idea. There's his ego warning to that you know he affects my reads in the future. One of the factors that are doing be would be enough for me, even if you don't read this on the part gas Ps Bell, check in his cheaters are no different than all those Roy pumping homerun record holders sounds like a cold span. Anyways, sir, I dont review movies.

I dont review lose and when I watch some, I can't remember whose end I can't remember the names of people. I can't it's it's in order. Is it's part of getting old and you have others to do with your life. you know, I'm sure you still have a fucking Orson Welles poster run your walls, whereas the young haughty today Roy and Gosling right, I'm sure you have one of those up on your wall, and this is like a big party. You fuckin life, but it isn't a big part of my life. It is a right. I only have so much time I have too many fuck. hobbies I can't remember that I cant remember the names of restaurants. All the stance that we have out here. I just I just I just have nicknames form. I dont know why Maybe I talk on a cell phone too much, but you know It was forty. One of my favorite movies of all time is no country for old meant that already ETA came up providing said this already no country for old man. I Watch it again last night, and I I always forget, if it's ok,

your old man. I think already said that this park yesterday did I Africa anyways Well, whatever sir, you will be in my head every time I say it now, but it's gonna be in a good way. Knowing that I'm annoying the shit out of you, The future. If you ever want to commit to start doing something. One of the best things you could do is not let no, that's what they're doing annoys you, because that's one of my favorite, to do is to annoy the shit out of people. So why did you go my? movie reviews will continue and I will be thinking about you, sir. Every time I do them You might want to think about that? Doing that hey guys about more chive, Aren T, shirts, they're, all hilarious Oh Jesus come to Greece ability

come in. I came running what that is vessel, Long Ici, Greece,. There will be a house waiting for you huge, fair. I wasn't that nice, nice? Well, sir, I hope some day I get too. I would love to do stand up and Greece gave them a couple hundred bucks. You know they look at some ruins in some fuckin greek women, I'm a port, Right do those those chive, Aren T shirts? Are this generations, I'm with stupid? T shirts? Jesus Christ, I'm fucking believable I've seen every chive off is it carry on. Is that what it was relaxing in that's what it is relax inch. I don't know what the fuck they say I just keeps, in people with them, and I just suggest always blows my mind like how do you still think that's funny.

we're just a funny teacher in general. I just love how it's like the joke that doesn't leave like somebody reads it and it's funny. And then they laugh Evan and you still standing there with the joke on your teacher. You guys know about these and that that show police squad or these to make fun of when they would do. The free freeze frames like are not ships which She stand somewhat always make a joke and then they start laughing, and then freeze it they'd chosen credits and when they have the footage, move a little more than somebody else to do. Something else would make everybody laughed and indeed freeze that I gotta made fun of accepting what freezing the framing they would just standing there. That's basically what those shut up. It's me Police squad ending version of a t, shirt right, Jesus. That was a long way to go. A glass of water response to college kid, dealing with rumours, hey, Billy Boy, fuck, Christ.

can we be nicer and twenty fourteen then I'm having some. I have advice for the kid who is dealing with the rumour of him. Getting a younger girl drunk ok you're in the elevator, our rights are. Obviously you are assuming that this dude was innocent we're gonna get out of the abyss of these sexual, the sex crime questions here, both potential ex crimes We go over recent college grad, who added deal with tons of rumours being made about me. I was in a fraternity. That's a red flag. parking lot red flag number. Two. Throughout my college career career, he comes from money, red flag number three In fact, you don't think I'm just some typical douche bag. You dont know my life. You busted me you busted It was also

shit, because I used to deal with the same thing. I will go to introduce myself to girls once they found out who I was there would either walk away or get that fucker. Look on their faces are right now. What did you do? What we were accused of here? He goes. Kid needs to stop being a pussy in just fucking. Go with it. You should be yeah fuck that check in the elevator. that doesn't sound like a frank guy here, fresh aid voice. Get some respect from do that parties and if he walked around with confidence and embracing girls, will eventually come around to eye to this guy. Taken the just continue being a dick which I actually it is. It is very clear, it is a fact if I just one person personal experience as girls would want nothing to do with me, the same amount of girls would come on to me, because all the outrageous things I've done or have been or to have done, not of what, you're bringing up

he says he's in college this tons of hot, easy chicks who want a hooker, while guy disguise gross I'm moving on I call on comics being cycles Billy Strait jacket. I was up weltered theatre GIG and it was the best new year's I've ever had. Well, you know what it was one of the best I've had it to man. You guys were great crowd, so thank you. He says I hope you come back next year, even if there's an overlap and material people pages The stones trudged trudged through jumping Jack Flash every goddamn here you'll be a candle The Mai jokes, what's the fucking deal with Obama, I can't I can't sing images Now do you know what it is? You think that you want you don't mind if there's overlap? Well, I guess you are saying overlap, but you still say come with some new should believe me. I would love to do the will turn every year. That was

such a thrill to work. Yes, I'm glad you were there any ways, enough. Asking kissing, I'm sure. You ve seen this article making the rounds about comics being cycles. What are your thoughts? My girlfriend said you made a comment about on Twitter was hoping you could elaborate. go fuck yourself until nearly lover: oh yeah, yeah there was a study by scientists, words to figure out. I guess why comedians are funny. They just said that because were basically, we share the same traits or we are cycles I started to read that and it's ridiculous to attributed to that its first of all. they're making. This is just a giant generalization there are. Monsieur cycles, but there are also truck drivers who are cycles. These teachers, there's mothers theirs enters the lawyers had

Corporations, politicians there psycho exists, really dont feel that it that that. Article has basically no credit on for me anyways as far as like I'm not saying it, comedians art cycles, boy, This sounds like using literally cycles, and we were out of our Fatima but I think a lot of people are but my That is the reason why I don't buy into it. It might be defensive as I am a comedian, I will entertain that, but nobody I know was interviewed for that article and no comic. I know whose worth a shit what would want to take time out of their day, cassettes if that's like At the very least, the only people they got were either struggling, new or old, desperate like

make sure just needed twenty five bucks to be part of this study, and then they comics There's no fucking way. I would ever go into a lab in somebody's. Ask me questions. There is no fucking way. I could resist. Giving misinformation and watch The guy write it down and into his lab book with fucking beakers and graduated cylinders behind him. I would have all I could do. to hold a straight face throughout the entire process. So. Look if you want to know why people are funny, it's a gift. You just born with it. The same way somebody can a carpenter is born with gift, you just you just born with gifts. That's it it's a gift! It's not like maybe a far more like this I'll be funnier AEGIS either can do it or you can't

like any gifts. If you work at it few priests, the gift you ve been given an you. Try to develop it, you can get better at it it actually get funnier if you pushes it's weird, I didn't think I thought you were kind of born with the level of funding, but it's it's like any other talent you just gotta keep. Working, but if you're not born with it. It's May I can't I mean I can't sing the baby to saying that a stop me from sing another Fuckin park s but, like you, gotta, be borne with that. Dickie. I could take as many singing lessons I wanted to when you could sit there and try to break down that the psychology of a musician, I'm not a musician, is one I would love to be. I still play drums of as a fucking hobby. I also took a little bit, but you would want to go to my restaurant there. So that's what I think I think it's ridiculous and I thought I was really funny that some of the tweets I got worse

I love is one guy like just to the fucking ego on, just the average everyday person, because there was a lot of people in the public eye or ego maniacs- that I don't think we're any different than anybody. The fuckin crowd. the same level eagle somebody sends me this fuckin tweeting egos. This article proves what I've always thought about: comedians I'll, really Your study that you never did with all the comedians you never hung out with and this, one fucking article proves it more. Like. Aren't you just unhappy with your own life on some level and it's great to see that their saying that these people, who do this? we'll thing, actually all psychopath so making feel better about whatever your lot in life, Africa, what That's what I feel about it. I might be wrong. Maybe a must I can't I can't read my head around our imperial. japanese, hold hold out, die Is it ninety one,

wild bill red cock. If so childish, yet they always make me laugh you'll like this article, one of them we'll japanese soldiers who continued to fall? the war until the nineteenth seventies, deepen the jungles of the Philippines, recently died at ninety. One guy talked about a couple of these guys. It was like three of them. Didn't know the war was ended and you know, even when the the the leaflets or the flowers were dropped from planes, thought. It was ally, propaganda, and they just held the company line. I think one of one of them, First guy, if it was an eighteen sixty, they finally got I'm late sixties and then they got to others and, like the early seventies, one guy went all the way to nineteen. Seventy four, basically the end of the Vietnam WAR. He was still on God forsaken. I without the Pacific fight in World war, two. Anyway sees that it took his former commanding officer to find him in the jungle in his jungle hide out and tell him. It was a rap

He did to stop killing Filipinos for him to finally come home. The guy was convicted I was convinced seeing all the U S, military air, forgetting to Vietnam that the war was still on despite hundreds of leaflets and newspapers. Flown then dropped to his location. The linkage low, go fuck yourself in up to see you in Cleveland soon, yeah, that's a fascinating, fascinating. Fucking story that that's what was a major chunky that man's life Jesus Christ, if I ever For some reason was chosen to give a speech on stick to this. That would probably the yard the baby that would be the lightning rod. The crux of this speech, many long distance hiking is this. Does this was the last one everybody this? Is it That's only reason. This week long distance, I can't

go on January of genuine seventh podcast. You went off a bugging stuck in the woods alone in Malta by giant animals last cept. for me into bodies height in height of of the hundred mile wilderness in Maine. which is the last leg of the appellation trail, took four days They went forty miles in five mountains, with thirty five pound pacts on our backs. due to get scared just fuckin here, but I know a lot of you: Fuckin pussy go out there go out there. You want a couple, you fuckin bodies when you can't hear sea or anything other than just fucking nature, and you start seeing tracts of animal Second mall you to death and it is no fucking joke. he said on our fourth and final day in the woods forgetting reigned on all night. We encountered a bull moose on the trail. You ve never seen a most close up there.

Fucking huge Jesus Christ. What are you gonna go a little more depth and that I was all excited. I've never seen a most close up. You have given. package huge. Oh, it goes on a little more like a full size, pickup truck huge at first it didn't see us which is always dangerous and like a scene out of a movie. My friends stepped on a twig and its snapped under his foot. What happened was the most sphinx sphincter that I said tightening sperience of my life? this thing lifted its head up. It's me right in the eye and start charging down the trail at us? Oh, my god, All three of us dropped our pacts and ran as fast as we could off the trail fortune. most have shit. The Eyesight so we were able to lose it. You know what I was actually picturing is I've just picturings today, no charges skating at me and just how

When he can't turn Fortunately, Moosehead shitty eyesight, I think, with a long skinny legs. They can't, you know, be, do a little bury Sanders move. You know budget at the last second so, they have. Surely I say to able to lose it continued on down the trail? No doubt. I ask you scared the shit out of some more hikers Well, we later learned is that September starts the right from moose mating season, said I only resisting pissed We were in its house. It wanted to focus. Jesus Christ, you know, scary. That is, I would actually love to do it just to see If I could, if I can hide that far just a physical test of it, but I would have to go out there with somebody really experienced who had a fuckin firearm, cocked loaded, it point.

It in all directions and I'm in the centre of it, then I think I could actually fucking do whatever I ever saw. their respect for fucking, the wilderness and I'm terrified of the ocean. I won't go in it. It's fucking nuts She had a medium sized alligator in a pool. I wouldn't go in that either. Why would I go into the ocean where all sharks other than the ones in aquariums exists. I'm a fucking do that anyways, I that's, podcast for this week, everybody there. That's it I'm really excited about this super bowl and I to you're, try one you're, not just watch all the fuckin hype start again, we too have late drink, Apple Miller's, it put it I'm telling you can actually maybe get for the old guys out. They maybe get back to some of the way it used to be. You know,

in the old days. All right, that's the podcast. For this week. That's it fuck yourself I'll talk to you now weaker next week up three telling you stories about Hawaii and the probable always that exciting. Well,