You're right able it's gone on its bill burn is time for a very special edition of the thirst. Afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast, you know, Whenever I have a guest, I always try to make sure that it's gonna, be somebody special and are not a top this one. As far as inflows on why the hell I'm sitting here, how I even know how to write a joke or where the hell are. You know. These Townsend Massachusetts in New Hampshire are please welcome. By think Comedy Legend Don Gavin, very to be her bill and yes thank you for calling me special. You you are here to promote. You have a new. What what are they? They call it an album and audio digits, audio download available. Don Gavin live with. A man hat and live with them and with the men at and very important, not from man, had its correct. Ok with a man with a Manhattan,

She's is available right now on serious and Pandora, and then Friday of this week, it's going to available everywhere I tunes Spotify in an extremely confine strawberries. Wareham create go wherever have absolute. So while what's gonna marry, I don't think I've ever run into you out here, and I guess I am allowed here for quite a while. I was less time you're out here who man that's in camera maybe in the two thousand and two a three hour- and I get a Canada, jaywalking tickets, I didn't come back, I haven't paid either. Where am I what others? A worn out for you know with the statute is where were you were? Where were you jaywalk right down in a right that in Hollywood right now, what a comedy stores down that well and they caught how Copper? He probably has deal I'm pulling your bike. Oh will you not pull me out and walk right. And I did it- I bet- there's only happened. The movie three under article three hundred and three

a body and I gotta go in our thoughts. Renewing this commercial. I believe you dressed in sweat, pants and looked like a bum branch which is minimal garb and rigour. I'm in the studio with me to check to see if there was a real like, because I had no idea on me, and so did you want to arrest me ah cause you don't have an idea of ethical. Why does he could boys? You give a shit we're up, but he wanted to three and allows its import, which they have got so far. You have one those videos online when these people actually know their rights. You start going at the cop. I would still be nervous to do that like now, I'm not required to give you an idea out in a car. I am a citizen of show they say, while the minimal with Peter. Would you hold you until you produce this or that you got the time for that? No, I don't think I did the savvy today. Have I don't have that debt? law background? How do the head of the gulf? The commercial shoot? I don't get you again

various safety they may do they make you fly yourself out here. I was already idea for all your eye. I ventured to the to the West Coast a few times I lived there stood a city or for that matter is looking at amicably. Oh you did. I actually took me the longest time to like it out here, but now I am I an item I like it I do definitely get nervous with the whole. It's a city that does that exists, but should exist yet and now they are sometimes I get that gets to me is as far as like you know. The doll collapse in an end of William. Global warming up kind of life, but then the other Saddam is like well it'll, be over quick, have made you guys, baggies you get those lakes and shit could sit there and Philip can't see, but I'm going to be fucked out here, but with many other people that we won't be alone. I think it'll be all of us self involved people tweeting about were die, but tell me

this album? Where did you? Where did you accordingly? I just such a thrill, I gotta say again to have you want here like appreciating the hours and hours and hours and hours that I've watched you do stand up we go away all different kinds. Do. Member time I showed up super late. Yes, they have found some friends about. My grandma was slow, neuralgia! Listen as this one. Mr Byrne comes in. We working at up in New Hampshire prices those mania you'll have it was that they place Jonathan and think that over everything image, so There? Are those data to manual and in those days bill was was the opening? How can I get the closer, and so the opening act bill somehow come? quite late, and I was at least ninety minutes and it's a now. It's the deal is ongoing. The God. First, you can a second. You came through the door, but you you had me The head may offer the path instead of setting up an apologetic. If I don't like you,

my face labour alone. You wouldn't believe the traffic Gooden anyone online. I said he. I would believe the travel, that's why I came about three hours earlier and then, after your poacher. I remember I was so far get pissed. And then also, but I was so scared. Yes, yes, I was like you intend on gonna call my clack and then that's gonna, be I'm gonna, be out a key goals and then MIKE has everybody's all the big eyes: ears, Lenny, Sweeney, Allah, Nazi rest, his soul, Tony and all of them- and I was just like. I am just good, I just I what we have long been working automobile soon after years of work down, the tube still gotta move. Filberts career goes down before it begins. Yes, that's what I was worried about. What you were a movie was sitting at the bar. It was me. Yet you didn't hear you didn't say that you just will look at me as I was spewing. All is shut out yet Then I just sort of ran out of steam and you just look at our management. I'm sorry man, I get any listen die Jack Jack, just say

down we're gonna figured it out. There was to fuck ups, like that, I know I pulled up to my Clarks. Giggles sagas and I want to say I was with Tony vague and we thought in eight thirty show. We got there like TED past eight in my you stand and outside the club, we don't know wise were gay, my cause it go in and he these headings like these fuckin so we shall have ten minutes late and come stroll in India like that twenty minutes, early Cosette was our vote and it goes by some power I you're gonna be like when I just gotta get me a corner now, just like from every day I'll we like went back and forth a bad sitcom, not understanding each other. Then it goes well the show, for a start ten minutes ago. Another go now. I fly pissed idea. You guys will also fuckin intimidate you're gonna make you guys had like you were there generation before me. Will you even angrier than my generation are actually scared? My my lunatic, generation. So when you made live with the Manhattan

by the way that you drink my before dinner drink. Yes, your fortune and I have something else after them. But the report, however common old person to drink or try I'm kind of an older person, but I try stick with traditional classy guy men. Had we haven't got class? If you could be our so we should face, but you get slack Sony. Draken knows you and I, and it looks like I adopted, and beverages that you haven't got a pink star in it are forming lawyers, and yet I was always a sort of a straight. Was a beer guy first and then I switched to light bourbons, and I kind of just one that on the rocks are just straight. So educate me here. What is what is needed is that it's a canadian whisky with low better, where a little bit. Bit is just tiny bit abydus and the nice Chariot And sweep almost that's it, I've got the substance, yes, they can now rather easy at least follow. Let me just because I been laid off the boost for a little bit, so I like to live vicariously through

he pulled it out. You have this man had before dinner, yet which, by the way- that's that's, that's in America that should come back. Yes, you know occasionally authority at the wheel. What's what should go to drink Don wants a buzz Ah gotten doesn't really does want to buzz, but my go to drink gives a lot of vodka with a hint of a clause which would be a ten russian. Not a black can take out a lawyer and I usually put those in a gallon barrels and accelerate the lot of ice. The sector. My eyes, I saved a order, a gallon yeah. You got that right. Do you want to make sure that your? U irreparably lubricated absolutely that's the deal. What is ass? Where do you go the record this album? We get it actually at the Portland Commie connection, and you ve even earlier, born the complicated hidden of we did this thing and after I did it six months later, the place close that south affected by it.

But that is not the only one that finally closed net well, it was on appear just remember that was yelling apart and finally, some when the dinner guest actually fell halfway through the peer novel away into the water rights which will fall on the fire and with failure at all, but on the spot. But but the comedy was terrific. You remember that the original one area so the original one was was more downtown portal and I remember doing spots up. Therefore I swear to God. I felt like half a year and we will be like what the fuck is that smell. Found, a rat had died and it was it wasn't right above you is economic was like after the right on that being the thing just just had a heart attack accepted, it just died, it didn't fall in it just laid there and nobody video we close enough to the ocean. You thought his hands at the african low Tide Lino what's going on here, the dead ran up to do so now It gets arrest warrant, but maybe a year I write

animal rights, but it did phony close now of all the places you ve done, your all time, favorite room to do, stand up and you go up. We knew you gonna, you were gonna murder, wow! That's that's a good question. I, like the smaller intimate rooms, which is with my fame Nestor two rooms work. So I thought I forget what I like about you you're right, you're, we'll have has twenty you do these with large moratoriums to me show off our employment for myself, I can keep my crosstown using like double figures, show that this is Does it air of mystery about you or you when you work the monoplane dismissed and like that, it's a mystery right. I will try to get this album. Also, maybe I'm not a mystery. I I used to say- the court's our time. This was Boston and comedies best kept secret. I'm going you it! What's that have better secretly. How can we change that

people start talking about. Well, that's what you do in the park. Castillo, correct use of great want to see the old comedy the original comedy canoe nor our industry. There was like, I feel, like in places where the audience would you and yet you could actually reach out and tat. The idea was that it was course. I actually have the first time I ever videotape myself, No, I won't be shown this anyway, VHF tape of me ass great, a up at the at the comedy connection I've been doing comedy? It was one thousand nine hundred and ninety three, so I've been doing it for one year was the first time my parents came to see me and I went up, and I did five minutes and I killed, thank God and I still am- that thing. I do think it took me ten years before even shorter to my wife, genetic all my God you're a little boy you know the big red afro stew

early nineties lime, Green shared it's hilarious and I was like the only show in town, therefore, in Boston for years, it do sit down. The crowds were good, although it was, they went down with working Lenny Clark and some women get trashed and through an ashtray big. Ass Astro. Regarding those days, everybody was smoking room and he dug in the think, smashed against the wall broke into pieces and meaningless. We gotta be quick and you freed of your committee and then so my friend was the bomb. And there he goes over a guy. Who did that and so finally, they point out to the girl in Gaza Manic us a guy who's. The boyfriend boyfriend nobody's gonna knock somebody I need not tell you not got the guy that affect such guided the bribe when I can not got the guy. The eye is of feel like those stories only exists like in us a few cities during a certain time, like even that, like that craziness of that story that was gone by the time I

a little more Sevilla. Where would be like the logic of that would not have would not have passed. Just was talking to J Leno. While any was telling a story about some get while he was on stage. You heard this guy Yo Yo out in pain, and he found out towards the guy was talking in the bouncer stabbed him in the leg like a guy who sit down to see just rightness thigh, the guy screamed, any fuckin threw him out and then years later, when J made it, he call them up. We're going around in July? I hooked up at one time like call him up, for a favours. My dad and Jays, like I didn't ask you to stab somebody. While I was on statement, I couldn't I couldn't just had a funny retort. Seven, what I'm doing gonna be during the evening, the improv the next day. Going over my set at Nix Boston, that's where the clubs I started in Boston, N, subject: you're my set some guys Yellow Hackney, said yeah what I'm finished.

I will try going to finish your kind of integrating them limit. My do more than talk so unsteady, Russia's stage with his friend and distress and I got hidden tobacco had by this big still cheer. So there's an all out brawl everything cops can involve people rule around nine were taken out so I'm on the blown I'm getting kicked by three people. I turn my assailant on top and they kick the shit out of him be thinking. It was me, send em we're leaving and the other guy. The first got it did was said little thing he's behind a cop. Going to, let you get away with it. So I took a shot at the club stepped between us and I get the copyright. Face. I got arrested at my own show spend the nightingale. I had a black eye that I should go on emu and above the next and I work

Goin out without enjoying glasses, a people that there was a joke and wasn't just light? Was black here if you want a Hollywood yeah, but I get arrested a mantra answer daily me out and cuffs and the people going that women that's a headline: that's the guy at the end. What you're welcome he's getting arrested for those of you, but he took up what you notice the just a lack of like cameras, So you sort of settled a lot of shit amongst them self like now. There would have been video that it will be very few hitting the kind, the fact that the guy came up on it, and so the story goes so we go to the we go to the jail and, in September, he's drunk out of their ass in the EU, people young lad. I care and other sellers have secondary sleeps, almost ass, the boat out, so I have to go to have to go to court and like two months later, that the assailants these two guys commend therein hours jumpsuits because they ve been arrested three or four times density, similar to your story.

Four years later, guy contacts with us, you don't remember me, I'm the guy. They hit you what the chair and the like. I think he wanted me to compliment and, like you went to high school, you're gonna live then we have the organs. When did you find like that like because when I say started that we just hear all these crazy stories. When did it it start two slow down where it became just more stably still more so because it started the Ding o chinese restaurant, nobody and one where we went in the end. There was called Springfield Street soon. That was the thing homeward became infamous end, but the pit Their young wasn't such a thing, a comedy there was a change, restaurant Billy, surviving and and gives the people at the Bob what we couldn't throw them out so that stay there and they'd be turned around and shut the fuck up. You put you know the committee has to get there. We bother, and now they are drinking for the day. So Finally, we had a weed them out of a debt, but there were a lot of the first blown.

And then it became more is available there. Why are you guys are so big? I was out there like a height require met for the first wave of of Boston. Comes New Sweeney Leary. All you guys, like six one. Six to sixty Lenny Government Data has been with Egypt. Has it was you Ve Santa rallies, a big guy just was set unlike what no wonder they, these guys were able, stably scene. I always felt like there was a group of people like five ten in below that tried like the early seventies and got destroyed Kennedy. The Red Sox, do remember the Red Sox. Actually, this is their second mass got. The first man got. They had with some time in the seventies is called the Fenway Freak and it ll stood like three game and just guide pellets get the ship kicked out of the guys like fuck that man you can you put the goddamn had on you, walk out there doing anymore. I always wondered like

whenever I would do like comics come home right in Leary would be there and there's always a couple, a you guys. I we still feel like a little kid looking up at you guys, go like t everybody and then Patrice when he came along. He was like you The only guy from our generation was, I, like your guys hype, It was you that they want you to be fast on your feet at www, wit and fresh with you. Yeah and there were a number of handling the came in agony tell the story of. I think this is attributed to you. The time you had a gig way out western mass, and you should but up, and there was no stage we, I gotta this thing so out your kind set out your content you're gonna, be a nice venue and people sitting on up against trees, line on the grass and and, as is the bid the this was set up the bill. And they were still kind of certain things up. The band was to come and there was a name been a camera, a thing which was taken in a later and so the guy

Do you really want to go on what you haven't even got? The states put up anything he's another spying. Let what it can do. Is I ve megaphone I'll give you the megaphone, and just go over like that tree with the people are and do a couple jokes than what we hear. This tree and I'm gone the sky, Syria, the said, oh sure I can I can't do that, but I gotta go to my car to get my puppets first, so I went back and he always after they didn't even see, but I drove away it was the only and then, but I went up to the place tat I was. I collected my money in cash before they found out that I didn't trip. Oh my god, I gotta get my pockets and, to this day guys megaphone, What I love about their stories that never dawned on me to do that then times that I should Azalea. Let me go back to the argument. Props I gotta sport killed I'll, be right back and just left got I, not like your generation to had like this

This thing that wine, like someone, trying to fuck you wanna gig, you in some way or another, you got him back like MIKE Donovan. You stories tell me one when he would do a bad gig. Would take all the money in buying now something vcr stereo or something, and that would be his fuck you. I don't even know out of that, makes sense, but that was that's what he said he goes. I will just go on. Go by myself. Of course, fuck those people are going to get. The nice out of this and that never dawned on me to do that. I'm Patrice was the first ever tell me they tell you, can say no to these things. How is solely the whole thing coming up, I gotta pay my duessa gotta pay. My do this. There is a tipping point. We have to put a value on what it is that you're doing, and it just like if you're not even going to I started to say college gigs when they, so we don't have a microphone. As I can be a problem I was. I have you too late night talk shop, have

the commission and go out without a microphone alone, no microphone. I learn how someone for a lumber companies and six hundred people and I get there and their associated nobody's dressed up in the game the same thing we don't wear might with zero point six hundred people to boot each we should meet the ecosystem. Bob Yet every time with their college chicken always like there was we have a might. There was always a guy in the guy. Was the guy with the key in the closet idea. We fail. If we make it semicircle around you that you could you you did the college's. You have to do this to your column, teases where'd. You go into the Kapital and do like ten minutes symmetry. Two kids that are eating. They couldn't give a shit less than you were on the planet. Dantes reactor City editor, ten minutes of penal and then you were going to be and he'll be appearing for four hours. From now on, like take people going, how is this guy

God they wouldn't want you to humiliate. Once I had a city when I did Memphis, they should replace the river work that they positively hated me. They hated me they. I was heckled before I got on stage at the re entered. I mean I'm getting why have they introduce innovative from Boston, the Sultan gang key thing in whatever and it was a risk, so I go and accredited did they made a clock and it always this way, sometimes for committees, they'll, have a clock to give real time would just have one of those old fashion belt. Our clocks, like from back to the future that big, cannot see it progressing and that's what you do. Forty five minutes. I am looking up. I said man, I gotta because too She looked up and down eighteen minutes, some guy off this, but forty five minutes immaterial. I fear that do a little speedy and kept on pandemic until I finish the thing so well, ok, tomorrow, I'm gonna make up for it. So I went in point two Elvis's warehouses he's been buried in the house and I said I'll do some local jokes. I go there

When we get to the outer space, it's cordon off even been Gregson, yeah, ok, but they really, it just how this can actually gonna look like a house of Ill really gonna with them with velvet walls, and so I will try and its cordon off, like a like interference, type those demand. So I'm gone why I can't believe in the people because respect for the dead ago he died like twenty five years ago. It's like I do at a show, and I got that night. I do some nice thing is, I think I'm can't I'm gettin there. They hate me, they hate me ill and I'm going. This is done. So. I went and give my shit stuff about Elvis and make sure they hated me. I'm goin, I said he'd buried in it back here is where I come from. We should do that if you like, a sparrow Gulf, you do that Nickleby, they get a broken shoe box, big enough for that, but brick, and so I didn't India myself at all then

cable I had each cable and then I go back and state look at a giant clock and I still have fifty more minister do so without the finish this during the next May. Nobody. Nobody comes in earlier lousy. Whether there's like his will sure, let's just twenty people, so these sixteen people there I go outside, took us pull up. I go out The Gatt role I mean, I said sorry plumbing, probably at that there the show was called now, the sixteen people insight than if they had committed we're gonna have to issue so I sent away for biogas. Paden didn't have to do it having been back and methods I don't like. I just love the survival instinct that just like did not just. I would stand there and take it. You know we didn't have teases at the college's you that if we had, we had no nurse, he had to do the hope. The other great an act that terrible Tonia, teases, even worse, because people who are thinking of going to the show then see you in the worst possible light whether mean whether european, eventually sandwich.

Things were always were always horrible. I'm sorry, I'm download this. Damn thing the sex I get out of here live with a man hadn't Don Gavin available. Now on serious and Pandora and Friday. This week, which will be Tuesday, was a thirty five, the twenty fourth everywhere I tunes Spotify, etc. All of that type of stuff, My point is that the virtual Kommeni network, a new network of comedy and which imperturbable he is the guided discovered a rediscovered. This particular thanks are now instead of I mean one to sell these, I only hoodlum at a club was almost bootlegging, my own material, like a lot of back my trunk, because you were recorded this into twenty eleven rack- and I never went any for because the worst business world, so we actually were smart because you retain ownership of the thing which is to pay. I was told that was my. I didn't I didn't by mistake, so that was clear. Now, I'm ever seen, this guy played an abandoned, said, you're, better to own

percent of something and sell twenty thousand copies then did not own any of it. An answer. Twenty million cars. You gonna make more money because it that's all that's how bad you get you just get fucked! That's why we started all things comedy. Yahoo is basically to try to get comedians. To help each other, so we could maintain ownership of our stuff because they just they and you would tell me this is kind of a co up, tempting yeah that now moved on to like you know we sold a couple is shows we produced a bunch of stand up, specials, and you know what they're maybe produce a movie here come on up in an would just we just keep expanding what it is that we do and make sure that we try to protect the the artists for once as you know, where they always right. Ownership shows The EU should be a big deal out for you. What should be exposure? We're gonna get out there that I want to stay home watch Netflix. Well, ex, come into my mailbox in you you're going to go in a fucking. You know, sir.

Catch. You want over the holidays and you probably didn't read the entire contracts on yeah. That's it. That's definitely a tough thing. So how long did you live out here? Now? I only about eight months. Some people said quickly you like about something like the whether what is good I was it. You ve got not to do you call it that I have been on the course but tat. He would want to see the other. Ninety four at last night, at the agony of a toilet away, the voice. I plan to listen, after their to night at the traffic. Here I just at an awkward and I'm an east coast, guy yeah I get too. I am. I just moved to Florida boy you dead, congratulations as the winter. Finally, I fought the winter for many many years in the winter one. So that's all that's us and well I next time I do Florida mail. I would love to work with our terrific seriously I'll open for you this time our only I give you back. You be nine minutes. Late, just started yelling guided side and our aka? What are you talking about? That's great

You know I heard there's another guy he's got some weird stalkers. I can't say who another guy. I know not why, unlike a sailor podcast, he movie He moved out. There is a reason why all you It's funny you were that you stayed in Boston. Why get because they had two kids and the shows like when us rate signor an awesome dad too. While I won the item that I was, I was dead, but I well I wish I could be, but are possible was right, but now we have a Europe. I've still got great. Mike is able grants are now seven euro medics and that's great, I'm gonna see in a couple days, but there we were doing Next Boston so we started with one show. We would don't eventually, five shows on Saturday night in one night I didn't have to leave so I'd my own show there for nine years street and only took like one week. A year that it wouldn't work this there was no incentive- and maybe I was lazy and again not a good businessmen side, just state by state,

Now with the thing was the EU. Do you created this thing for all of us to come to an end, and now I get the Czechs might well be. The thing that blew me away was like. I don't know you guys you had like this. This there was like Amazon Exec, a rule of like a sort. Of a funny you had to be, or you just ask you just got squeezed out, and if anybody stole a joke, they literally get punched out. There was a code, certainly was a coat and we were very xenophobic. I guess that we didn't like anybody coming in from New York relay at this colloquy s, great stories about that, yes and which intensely try to blown out, I'm not just out of the room but out of the state, the idea that they beyond I dealt with that. I do I do that with that after I left Boston, I would go out there and in what would happen, was that, though, the Middle ACT as we call it? The other feature we recognise that feature thing featured to me is the feature. Film is the one you want to see. Yet your middle, yet executor middlemen. You work anyway up. So

would go out there in the Middle ACT would go on stage and wood, be murdering, for, first seven to eight minutes, and I didn't Stan anything. He was talking about quality. We allow this guy's gay. They see this guy's you without your answers. Written about two hours are ready for this, guy must be from so and so county or he's gonna be hanging out this club, and you just like you just sit near like ok. This is the local and then halfway through it. You realize, like the pole, the guy like all this is the local reference headliner guy yeah. This is the hardest guy. Ever because he's do a show, Tailor made for everybody in that area code and unless you fucked it took you, though, those shows when I was learning how to follow a guy like that. I she does up, misery like I don't I don't understand what fuck em back. I was talking about and who downloads and then why do you, viruses sub? So I heard it was a great place. I gotta gonna get the opposite what he did, but I would go down just come because would end. Unlike eleven and I were column, uncharted start my.

It'll eleven. I like that. I liked it has taken the opposite that step of what he did and yeah. I never thought then? What, when I thought with yeah yeah, I like that I would go as an idea. You we're goin stage. Super high energy. Remember many nights, ten twelve months in myself out of breath sweating from telling jokes, hilarious and everybody just seeing how uncomfortable I was, and then I had run out of energy voice should be blown out and then I had to do like another. Like thirty five minutes, and as you know, when you, when you get, can never position nervousness you go faster, that is slowing down. Already I hear you promoting adventure. Regular tintaggon. Until now that not only do they not know that might not like you think you can. I may even understand you at that. That's what I was thinking. Maybe happened. You adventurous because Ok, this is way faster than little fast. I was told I talk. Seventy words a minute Gus to one eighty select set which did not good. Depending on your. I use your temperament, maybe good bye, sure before or after he asked So how long did you moved on Florida? I just get there,

I think I M an imminent and then my boxes, I'm sleeping on the floor for two nights in that I left so I'm looking for, getting up and getting away. That's incredible! I owe you are you still gonna go back to Boston. Lala do some scattered here, and there were none of that. Is that a massive massive shift in the Boston normally see one of that, but a message though it is dude it is it is you don't understand man you're on the mouth Rushmore so like, while by just became even more sadder. Every time I go, we want to see a familiar faces. Dawn Donnie went down of Florida, Dodi's a fucking snowboard. They actually had a going away practically where they went up some some, May I make a weapon plead with not to move on a much wider, but they did. I dont think that you Does your you? You don't understand why you meant to us and how we was always always Gavin jokes. Always

like Bob Marley, would always be like us all of the working week, Gavin in Illinois. Somebody said something in the crowd and then you're. Your response storm yeah I just all of those all those when I go back to Boston. I have like this this weird thing if the peddler now I have to go to new places, because if I go into the old Nixon us like a frigate, they all- I have to say I walk up down the embassy day, intimacy, Patrice Bobby you, no gas, Sweeney's going to be closed and you just walk in and it's it's just not a you know I mean granite, it's fucking, Thirty years, lay out the only when giggles still where you a lot of my left guy outcome, but all the other ones like with like next, the one that I said that should have been unplugged years, I know that they have shut the lights. That thing is dying, MRS lowers fast can actually for what are they like I said, that's where I started the first time I ever stepped on stage to do stand up comedy with Nick's comedy, stop and March. Second, one thousand nine hundred and ninety two in the fact that

twenty eight years come out and might be richer. Room still exist. Yet I started in is pretty but then everybody else that I know no started in some way back then I was I booked it myself to accost didn't get paid the book, the show, like an idiot I'd find after four five and a half years later, when I saw you know more money, I've handled the guy's gettin making like real good money book- and I go. I note your paper, I was analysed with that shit You guys also, when used to book a phoney shows like if we had a mediocre set, you guys would get pest like Nazi would get mad we'll take it personally that he felt that, like that he said, but we busy voting for you and if you didn't level up to where he thought you were that we have in the crowd was looking at him like caviar factors like that's how personal I got a thing I was ever comfortable. Do an ox yoke is out just like. I don't want to be the guy.

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putting a poker than we had some dead. Then I went up and they couldn't have given a shit less than I was just patiently. Can my worthy chits enough and I did take em, I showed up but not successfully. Only one time I did stand twice. I did stand up its death like titty, bars and stuff. Like that. Those are always. Yeah, the Croupier creepy audience aware of tat all Think of what our second ask you is this: is it I've never got to do this All these years, I've known you, I've never been able to just sit down. How have you enjoyed the lived in Boston through this incredible sports run, yeah? You know it is you know it's odd that kid's think kids at a twelve or thirteen years old in headaches. I am ever heard this from more than one source going. I don't believe this with death. We're, not even without ever gonna, have a parade this year, meaning that did not they at the championship. Thing occurs

once he once every two years have so the fourteenth state, all one within a nine year period, ably and somewhere, multiple tat, so kids stop that age just go what this wouldn't, because they love to get the data from school does not know for aid. If you like, have no idea and then the old timers, trying to say with those how many is making its look like. We got an extra parade last year that we shouldn't got without a hopefully ask or nuts is that at an almost ray, we're gonna get this year while other deployed there, but they should be given a canvas anyway. That's why? Because I went on a percent its cheating. I think that the Red Sox are gonna, get there's no way back Did that dairy didn't do it? I think, has been doing all across the boy yeah but might think Is I have sympathy for everybody who lost to us, but I dont with the Yankees Santa I dont, because it just like What are they gonna be honest about fairness, and that type,

I don't know. It was feared that the Red Sox in Yankees could spend two hundred million dollars and have Roy did up free agents from around the league beat the shit out of all these other teams that couldn't afford it and are we just had a luxury tax, a twenty forty sixty the flock addy. I mean there was something that we all it was. It's all been kind of dirty, but I have really enjoyed baseball watch Kansas City get one watching the Cubs get one. In some of these. Those I'd love to see Milwaukee get one might think they gotta get out of this. They gotta do more like the NFL, where they have like parity. They have to do shit like that, like that, those that super you, I think in the NBA, it's great for play off ratings. What are really ruin the league and which they would get back to like you know back in the day, like you know like Ted Williams was a red saw. This guy was a yankee and of law like you like away back in the day. How like magic was The Lakers bird The Celtics it wasn't like you know when the Lakers started getting better best of US Larry signs with the Lakers and then start.

After all, I got fuck and I got five championships now instead of three: that's that's the point But then I don't like you and I and I never like that luxury tax is the moral bill Bertha wearing right now, yeah yeah, but I take them, then just a big, it's silly likes, Let's say the by. Yankees, because my hatred is just so blind to them unless you have any other fuckin team? Did that like a dog, just stated to us about the other way around. I would still have to be like in the back and I had gone well. You know, we also have you no hundred eighty, ninety million teams with free age, said steroids. You no fuckin. Athletes Andrew Steam and all this shit- and we won for time So do I give a fuck and we will use it ass. We can afford to spend two hundred million dollars by the Red Sox Yankees guys, so they do something else and then do they. Shuddered run a world that guy allegedly someday. I fuck intolerable about area from nineteen. Fifty were so I mean.

And up the humming. People are like cheat another wife for their taxes and shit. No bitching about the fuckin ask ourselves. How can I watch we do this so imagine a Yankee things so funny in Boston and Feel listens out here. The hatred for the four plus ten people hate the egg is now the Yankee people. Just like Boston but the boss, people hate the M and you go to again if they can be paid in the brewers and you see half the people wearing a yank. Suck teacher to that, then I don't get in applying the not here they're, only that's how the country will that's, because fear of a certain age. They rub their noses yea Shan at Yale Area have year after year after year after year, I thought new Yorkers or a little bit. They were kind of babies when we wanted to thousands of poor they would just like. You want. Whatever happens you guys right enough already we got. We got twenty six September, the outlet twenty six to sixty shirt, so yeah, They were a little ass. I

actually get a kick out of that going like do you like twenty ahead of us, like you gonna you gonna, make this petty far can t shirt I so why this really bothersome organ donation say all of them being the same way. There's a bunch of red Sox, stilts, faint, still, chanting. Thank suck, which I kind of things like the pot van socks. You just do it to do it Well then, I don't do that. I would think someone like an Travelin on they do and the ships that you may people that's think. The same way about the patriot stated they positive. We hate the patriot, because of this it s not any other reason. Just because of this success, I was as we were in a patriot logo on one ship and some woman. Maybe night in any one year, old woman comes up to guess: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, patriot, the vote will be a bitch Hilary till dinner. I'm going, I dunno, maybe like a patriot term God, oh my god, they were Trump supporters, but this

let us hope that it can work rocks Edward. I bring children. Well, ok, you got another came in there hope I don't know I am like, I'm a diehard sports fan. So I know that the Brady thing and all that is coming to an end of the Bruins are solid, Celtics or solid. The Red Sox- Are- can be fun right now to see who you don't you haven't you moved away at the right time you might have been there manager. There are now interim managerial want to manage its more savvy with the media and in photography I can imagine like. I just want to know how the whole thing goes down like how many players are involved. How do you keep your shut. How do you enjoy the championship after causes Tell you I saw look One l too, they got interviewed the look on his fuckin face. It just look like, man. This guy definitely knew something I stopped short of believing that they wore a fuckin wire cause. I would think that you know

How far we gonna take this guy's. A great we're. Gonna get caught, have a camera out there and you know what how how hard as it were, Staying at all that shit, they just ran and again The abbot enough low logarithms, if everybody, even if it was and done everybody. No! I wouldn't like one. Only two people know about it and what such a secret you not keeping a secret from that's right, that's why I love that Alex. It's gonna take the phone two guys on Houston, like they her mind the whole thing like I came to the Red Sox and he did it all by himself and make a market the fuckin, any even the initial ones, with a bang and attract Well, I mean that's pretty. That's Hannah Caveman type think that I could. I could pick up on that after one of whose sole hidden trash motel must stop. Let's go to the casino, we'll have a little card count thing and bang on a crash came four times at times the diamond I've been going to pick up on it. Anyways River hit me to find out

I will listen. Thank you so much for coming on aid to throw on. I love you to death, who did so great to see, and I gotta make sure to find out where you gonna be in Florida, so I gotta make sure look up for because I got one free, there's a theatre down at an off. It's still exists, but you know you play those are the ones inaccuracy get now adopting this was it? Does you like you play that game of Sars like hey? What's the first contrary, everyone to which, by the way, what you first concert for me, it would have been, the only that the birds, possibly all while been Morrison, was found more severe or so my mother's claim same. She saw Elvis stop the date. It was. It was February 21st, one thousand nine hundred and fifty six cuz. Then she saw so I'm in Sarasota Florida and he did like Fife Josie like a tool for clock whatever she said there was like fifty people there and I

up in the history that was the day, is first single came out really, then she was down there for like spring Rico whatever and then, when she got by to school in March. Everyone was talking about him and then a month later, when, unlike Milton Barrel, and then that was, if you asked me in- I shake up the when I was at the Boston Tea Party. I know what I mean: the Erika. Then I remembered the doors, Otherwise it is ass if tat resembling the tickets. I remember very expensive one dollar, seventy percent. What did you think when you saw it was unbelievable? it was just. It was always something surreal because you know, and the place probably held to an eighty people like I M you Polly, member Workin were stitches paradise when I open for particular act. There they said was a black rhythm and blues people and the name of the guy was prince. Oh my god, I opened footprints in and they show me to keep my show clean

totally clean because it's a black, so I think it can be. Some religious Mormon group come out and whispered. Oh, my god not now going down this rabble I'll wait. When did you first go to patriots? Gay why. Why would they Nackerson and way? I would I went no. I never went to the Nicholson, but was now move for clocks by I was a ticket take a there when they first open for us most data, in a day uncompleted the parking lot. So there are no lines on the popular you give him. Any practical, however, is a nightcap gets the giants, exhibition game and the threat to show ended and the game in which give me and people get out of that parking lot at five. Clock in the morning. I because think about no lanes to get anything and get out, and I was I was in the air force reserves than I was going to beat to be a meeting at eight in the morning. But in my trunk I had a huge cooler with maybe three cases of beer by the end of the night at three them. I ever saw

The bees were eleven, those a peace which is now. Would you pay when you go anywhere, but I made a fortune by last. First, what Celtics, who is playing for the first time you saw the Celtics I saw Larry and those guidelines we I go back in the fifty days to go in with my Would you be revenue? You'd never do now, but I will go in when I was. Eleven years old. My brother was nine. I met him in ten and ate and we'd go on the subway painted station degree, which you know I wouldn't even think about setting the kids in by himself to do that and the tickets God I met in Belgium and Bob Cozy girl, Russell SAM Jones, Hasty Jones, Jim. Let's get tough! Who is my conscience item out, so you sat there and you got to watch run our ban. I might aside with corn. Almost always I will sit in the second world it because I'd come down from above two there the end, because nobody.

To go to the gate. They they want separated by the champion was never sold out. Yet my was accurate was still selling that game effect the people they came in one hand and on the seas that I had some businessman this nice, that guy there was the usher. These two people go to take the seats, will my brother and I were, and he goes against the decency tickets nano these guys. You're. All the time find some other seats exorbitant. These are our seats. We just don't come the gates, you'll find something else and if you will he winked at some went away so that, with the earlier when a cosy last game, whether the area that we love you I haven't, I still have the problem of him: threw them on the cover that still fifty, how my Robin Cook, I still am and when he yelled at where we love you could it was for initially it sound like who's that asshole YO and then people realise that was pretty cool and then the wizard applaud, that has very passed away, but he was like a Boston I was I was it. I was that I read this book. On a box museum bill, Russell that had led, and I can get to learn all Tommy Heights in all these guys like, and that whole run and then

would go out and play these exhibition games to sell sure they went into all the way through knowing when they did did be at its high school gems, and that's why I'm CS plan how they dreamt predominantly go down south and an Einstein used to have them with an average after me, we have three cigarettes into bees and have them and they got back out square. Sixteen we play for The last one Bruins must never grow bronze why are you wait way back in and during the time when or in that prove plan that if you were not of Provence, men and boys nude worm from Boston, the ripe, it was impossible and then we became friends with him nearly stuff later and and Did you go see Bobby are when he had the crew cut. One is like super young Bobby, get that I go on. The cover sports illustrated yeah, like is nine years like you did when you frescoed instead look ninety seven years, That's so awesome! I don't! I love you brother! Congratulations on the name of the digital download is live with a Manhattan.

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thousand and twelve how the fuck are you how's it going? let's get right down to it! This week, are right, what I'm going to get right down to the fuck. Am I talking about? What are you doing? You know I could take my. Time. With this shit we gotta. Do you gotta get back to work. Shuffling you fuckin papers and you cubicles that what you gonna do readjust your paper clips. They so that paper clips out that way, while the Fuckin Steve Jobs Shit that he created in or something I watched, all kinds of footballers This week we can obviously air Day one of the most fucker anointing. Why nobody shit Non Stephen Tyler, How bad was his national anthem rendition? Guys? can sixty three years old. He sing outside. You know what band behind them right can we cut him some slack fuck? No

This is the internet. Let's take this guy down whose had more hits singles and all of us whose gotten more pussy than all of us who women still want to bang for an instant like for five years ago, when she was still married, two fuckin baby blue eyes. There. You know with his highlighted tips. You know that guy play Billy being Brad Pitt right. They had their list of five people that they they could bang. One of hers was still Stephen Tyler. They want to Brad's was Angelina Jolie. Oh I enjoyed that one did you. I don't give a fuck so many ways he sings the national anthem. I thought I did a great job. I never fucking problem with it. So any boys. This is what people say. Celebrity circuit. They go Stephen Tyler. How bad was his national anthem rendition? Not do you think it was good. How did you like it that just immediately steering it towards the negative.

Which really is the can you know, bleed baby seal of the internet, everybody's gonna pylon. There are going to pile on even Tyler. Why? Because he stunk or because you hate your fuckin life, what this house, how it is. Fellow american idol judges Rate Stephen Tyler's rendition of the national anthem at the apes each year. Be chip came on Sunday Just say it probably wouldn't get him to Hollywood. He lives in a house in the Hollywood hills he's already. There he's a fuckin legend the rock and Roll Hall of fame. You know one? I think I'm the biggest count on the internet. People like this just blow right by me and you show me a whole new level. Knowing the pages fanned the sixty three year old American Aerosmith front man warbled this. Our spangled banner before the New England, patriots played the Baltimore Ravens. He missed the high note and butchers

the lyrics heckling began before his performance ended you now. I got, HDTV fuckin surround sound went when was that heckling? I don't fuck and get it You mean when they cheered when he said land of the free how bad was it. So, let's listen to what all these people have to say you can't even fuckin sang. This would be like me making fun of it a spell hall of Fame quarterback saying he's. Overrated are right or shut the fuck up update it wasn't me added thing. Was that bad. Oh my god, what was Stephen Tyler wearing Jeans? Christ hang it up in order is a victim of he's a victim of a still so fucking bad ass people. Think that he's they forget that he's fucking sixty three years old. You don't owe me. It is our nose it because he so bad ass, or is it because the rolling stones are still dragging their asses out on the road?

because I noticed that with Aerosmith they never got. They never look that fuckin old because the rolling stones are always gonna. Be ten years older than them, so I don't that make any for Sense ATLAS. Let's get back to what the fuck I wanted to talk about, the football week. My fuckin condolences. To all the ravens fans out there, except for that fat cunt from too years ago, when the Ravens one and made me never go to a fuckin, sports bar again to watch a game of that story, the first, lay the game. They handed the ball off two fuckin re rice and he ran eighty five yards for touchdown and this guy. This one applause cab, yelling United, when at when a professional player makes an unbelievable play and they just yelling it's annoying enough when they do it. This guy was doing that. Looking back now, it's actually

kind of funny: they was that much of a spaz and how mad he made me easy only ravens, fair that I don't have sympathy for this morning and I am not even remotely talk shit about that. We, basically we backed into the Superbowl. That's not one of those gave you a year when it came down to it. What are you do we got in your head and we can, through some salted butter over your shoulder. Whatever fuckin thing we could do to make you miss a thirty two yard feel go what the fuck! I do not say. I was surprised at how well our defence blade and. You know, and I can't believe it in review that fuckin touchdown got caught the ball bumble feet down. Right is the second one came down the more slapped it out of his hands. You would have thought that big big enough for a super bowl. They what are reviewed it for some fuckin reason they didn't.

Fuck it thirty two Europe feel go, I'm the guy hooked it that poor bastard fuckin poor bastard. You know kicker get made fun of fear of being policies in this type of thing. Do you know the balls? It took four that guy to walk into that locker room after that. Fuckin re Louis goddamn, right it out rag and breathe and fire Sidney. Ross from you If if he killed him, I don't know, anybody in Baltimore- we do what a fucking convicted them. So I don't want to tell you. I can't talk any shit more excited that my team is back in the Superbowl, but I am also worried because I think the giants are Fuckin World beater stare. I set it right, I'm gonna get shipped from patriots. France would be honest with you. The level of play, and that giants forty nine gain the level of heads that was a monster of a fucking game.

It really was in. That was one of those gaze was a shame that anybody had the fuckin lose it. So I don't know. I always have with Bela check and his ability to come up with a game plan, but I don't know if he's got enough guys to executed, because. I don't see a weakness in the giants corners or a little weak other than that. You know Tom Cloth, TAT, conflict, a bill Bela check. I'm saying that's a push at this point, a check spent around too long is like an old fuckin stripper. Everybody knows is moved. I write these still, the Green and on the pull some journey song you know. That's, I think, that's a push. Running back. You gotta give it to the giants wide receivers. That's a push defensive front! or no contest, that's the giants line is, I think, a lot back his replaying great, but I would say that the slight edge the giants in corners sets a flip.

And this is gonna surprise you, I would say a quarter back. I would say it's a push, Like a job ready to give a fuck Eli Manning play This is best. When the games on the line that guy's one fuckin five road play off games Two thousand seven, you know so now my talk in any shit and it's not gonna. Surprise me if we lose no, Surprise me: if you win, I think it's gonna be another nail biter. I hope. Although I do have a bad feeling that in the second half it could get ugly fine if they have any sort of long sustained? Dr Keziah guy, I'm not go with the names, whoever they fuckin full back years. Who, basically is like he's like a duck? some Lyman bodies are running back, that Motherfucker, that guy really where down a defence and

I really had a nightmare Brady sitting on the sidelines wondering when he was going to get the ball back, a fact that that that sell so whatever the Patriots, this seventh trip to a fuck insuperable with three and three I'm hoping gonna be foreign three but, like I said, forty nine is unbelievable. Fucking game. They played The raven feds, I can't talk any ship, as I thought you get fucked on that that not them you shouldn't you. You deserved a reverse replay on that. In fact of thirty two yard feel go whose can who, thirty percent of people in the crowd could hit that Jesus fucked Zack. I had you sleep after you do something like that like when I go on stay bomb as a comedian, and I just let myself down like I'm talk, myself? I'm walking around, I come home,

repeated near I click and ass. You know I just let myself down to let down fuckin what what? What are you waiting for? You guys, forty six, what are the fuckin rule is to let out forty plus the people who all are lifting waits incremental for forty and you're walking in their built, like you're on the fuckin math team. I just love balls anywhere in those God. Damn stretching princess the one thing I gotta give the raven shit, for when did you say wearing those ballet pants in games. I don't get it why you guys out their wearing those pantyhose? Is there a Jew many of those fuckin eggs that pantyhose came in and in the seventies the fuck, with those things called Really dating myself is that was but- you know I had read in Fuckin re Louis that tough, that they can actually, where pantyhose and no one's gonna, give him shit I'll. Do it in this. If the EU, my own fuckin place three thousand.

Their miles away. I will fuckin, do it better? that's the only should I can give you other than that man. I thought you guys got you get fucked in the end. So with that it is on The patriots are going against the best quarter. Back in the Manning family you to stand me Eli I just want to piss off cause, I'm still getting up silky quickly, some still getting emails from manning fence, trying to tell me why It is better than Tom, Brady Ike. Why can't we just agreed disagree. Ok, I get one you think he's better than Tom Brady and I'll, never conventual, otherwise, and I'll. Take Tom Brady less just make a truce leave it at that. And about we enjoy what the FUCK Eliza went. Series of football fans, fuckin, unbelievable

to get shit all ovaries and the toughest media market out their. Arguably, you know it's not that it's Boston of Philly, you know. And any aid these guys go, not one in the Fuckin games can't get mad at but whatever you do paint advance. I don't give a fuck rainy, males any more, because all you guys are doing now is your rewriting history and you come back with you fuckin excuses about well paid, really, never had a defence acting like painting used to lose the patriots. Forty two thirty eight he didn't they used to games. Twenty two, seventeen! Oh by the way, what did I say, patriots? Twenty three? Twenty! I think that's exactly what happened you know and I was so confident in their prediction that I didn't even bet the game, because I was order too easy now. It's not true at twenty three twenty or twenty two seventeen and in the third quarter I texted fuckin poverty,

said this game is over we're going to lose because I thought I'd defense had broken at that point. So I'm not even going to fucking get off whatever I had a half court shot not looking. Various Eli awaited payment. I'll fuckin trying to rewrite history. Ok, lost, games Twenty two, seventeen, that's how he lost those fuckin games and it always came down to the end and you always have one more shot and he never got it done are right That's all I'm saying fuck yourself and the FAO. Can patriots are right, we had we had and Jamieson, old, ass, Corey, Dylan Thompson six round draft picked by the way the people forget now cause he's superstar withdrawn to fucking deal Ranch, Troy Brown and David patent while for daddy long legs neck. There was for throw it to were arguably the Fuckin Jerry Rice of the F C had Marvin Harrison Edge

James behind behind them. What this Fuckin Sampson s dreads right had all kinds of violence where's his defense was it the greatest now, but it was decent was good enough to want to gain an your ignoring the fact in its job. Montana moment in the Superbowl he threw a pic. Six delusive soup bore writes about fuck yourself western around all you want to twist around and ignore the fact that it can never be too fuckin. Patriots In that one year he made like fuckin twenty different clips, where he felt it was penalty rests, never all the flag cause. It wasn't a penalty. He took it to the front office and they like patent weed, know what to tell you it's legal, and then they were like well right. And then his owner, who sits on the rules committee, changes the rules so now it is illegal and guess what the next year he paid the patriots or two years later whatever and gets his fuckin rent gimme a fuckin break.

You want a while. These guys are fucking break Damn Marinos records it's because of that rule change. It's fucking ridiculous. These goddamn quarterbacks quarterbacks, if they even touch the fuckin receiver. They got a fifty fifty chance of being called for interference. Its port At times I say: that's fucking, bullshit and the cargoes my way it is bullshit, I'm not one of those fuckin sports fans who think something's bullshit until it goes against his own fuckin team. I mean until Atomic The call with my team, those four rules are bullshit, I understand no hands to the face. I get that five, I get. You know you can only touch him out to five years, but that shit where the guy care kind to have his hand on you like hand check and you I don't get that ok and he has to be turning around. Looking at the ball to two fuckin put his hand, so he can't be feeling back to see what the fuck you're out.

Is it any wonder why these guys are breakin? Damn arenas, wreckage scheme, you fuckin break, so fuck all the paint manufacture, the guy's, a first bell, while a famous I've always told you that I just said in the play us he's an easily frustrated guy in his play off record shows it he lost the make ninety seven charges a hop, go fuck yourself back to back years, and I want to hear it go play only defence are at their country. The real man. You know what it is paid Manning is Venus Williams and Eliza. Serena really build You really love how he said. I wasn't gonna talk about this, but I'm gonna continue talking about it. Peyton Manning is one of those guys that the second he's retires, I'm gonna, absolutely love em, just like MAGIC Johnson. You know. And I'm not listening, I'm not bragging about the patriarchal, that's another! Think of them go to the Fuckin Superbowl Ben Raw Berger was wearing one clown shoe for the final third. The season so we'd have to play the Steelers. We now

play Peyton Manning in the courts. We went on against touchdown Jesus in their high school or France. Die than we backed into Superbowl, so I am by no means confident right, but you can paint manic fans go go rewrite history with each other. Ok, that's what you have to do because of what happened so go fuck yourself, all right. I actually had somebody semi email go, see, look, look! Look at the cost of this year. Just shows that Peyton Manning was consistently taking making a five and eleven team. Thirteen and three Marvin Harrison Edward and James Marshall, Falk Dallas, clear, all those guys right now, the coaching, the guy for connection break up those if there was a five and eleven tee. So this team here is the team he's had since ninety. Ninety eight are you that fuckin stupid Are you really that fuckin stupid this year? showed not only how good patent was, but also how bout a franchise, the fuckin culture, because they never too.

Into consideration that eat that new light that patent was ever gonna go down. So they had some guy from the fuckin. Why I'm see coming back em up and yet he lost a bunch of fuckin games. What if they had met castle? Do you think that the open fuckin, thirteen or whatever the hell, they would go where they wouldn't. You know what you gotta once you got change. Another rule were not the case. Go change. Another rule, that if your star quarterback goes down the its automatically get. Thirteen fuckin wins. They start very heard his neck All right. I know that poor fuckin rant was annoying to a lot of people, but I really don't give a shit I get shit on the internet, just like Stephen Tyler, I won radio for my Facebook page Bill love your act, but this thing of publishing, slash, recording every thought you have at a moment's notice is seriously sad attacks. A compliment that he said it was said which would mean

that I've somehow dropped the level you know? of this guy realised that I performance Strip Mall across the country. So the fact in anybody's even listening to this, is a major triumph and that's how I'm looking at it right I feel like I'm firing on all cylinders taken one game at a time Anyways us, let's talk about an hour and Texas out and this weekend hose in Houston, then I was in Austin. A tale of two cities. Austin is Lockheed body. What the fuck you lookin at man right, And then Austin is like all the leaves are brown hey. Why don't we make a house I have made in both of those stereotypes, Gonna gonna fuckin annoy people, but I guess I got one of the funniest hackles. I ever got one in Houston. I was at the house of blues and thank you to everybody who came out to my show by

way to both shows our falconer. Some time I standing on stage and I was talking about wrappers getting busted with the unregistered gun in the car. And I was like all jesus- how many these guys have gotten busted for that and this guy in the In immediately Brought all is racial tension into it and it was such a forty five from the crowd afterwards. I I totally felt this via that. Like half, from agreed and the other half were cringing going you see. This is why we have this reputation. It's not all of us. It's a select few. It wasn't even half the grub agreeing with the guy one arm That's one of things I love about, don't stand up. Is those kinds fuckin moments. Like remind me, that's a long time ago, just one ozma

We just realized that most people are decent human beings, Quasimodo people who fuckin cringed and then I was making fun of them afterwards were like almost like overly laughing just to show. That listened were not all like that. Like I'm overlooked I'm a guy? Did this this room and EAST Harlem in New York and wondering what the fucker was it looked like a lecture of the way it was set up with a stage was you know that floor level in the seats all went up. You know and we only five a white guy in there and there was some woman there- some. And she was drunk and sort of like a neighborhood legend, so she just kind of got away with doing whatever she was. She wanted to do being rude and yellin out a kind of making the show all about herself. Still. She thought she was help on the show, start giving a should. I start shit non or tone it shut, the fuck up and all their blah blah blah blah blah the crowds laughing at an hour

got upset or something she stood up now She gonna come onto the stage that she didn't. She started walking up the the aisles all the way up to the top of my God, thank God she left now. I can actually try and do my fuckin actor so like about two minutes late, I'm in the middle of my act, and I was imitate, sir. An active somethin outsource was kind of leaning forward in one of my legs was about Since when my feet was accepted, six inches in front of the other like stand and like that, almost a wide receiver lines up right and all of us, I didn't realize that Fuckin lady she took off her shoe fuckin, like Karim, did a hook shot through it down at me, and he came in and hit the inside of my leg almost hit me in the bulls. Have you ever been onstage summons, thrown something that you? U instantly become absolutely fuckin lived. I,

she threw it out me it hit me and immediately there was sort of this ugly silence in the crowd cause. I don't I'll cause. I was only white guy there. She fuckin through it just got really weird and then also was enough. So we just through Can somebody on stage like ours is gonna get fucking nuts right now, so I down the shoe. Fortunately, it was almost fucked up. Looking shoes ever saw my life. It was just like those like glitter on it and duct tape the fucking thing- was a mess, I go ah, as like you know what I was gonna get mad, but apply looking at the issue. I now realise this isn't about me. This is of her childhood and everybody mainly started laughing yadda yadda yadda, and I just member at the end of the show, the amount of people there came up to me. Basically saying that they, prove what she did all nervous that I was gonna then go down,

to the lower east side in Manhattan, and we are those people up on the Fucking EAST, Harlem Mccrae. Everybody was concerned that I was gonna. Do that so kind it took me to that fuckin moment and down off that shaken in the middle of my dog came in with the lovely NEA who has been on the pod cast forever, you wanna come on podcast well. Let me hit pause and I'll get your my king asset. So anyways that, was I don't get it. He paused and I dont, even where the fuck I am the lovely NEA everybody. How are you back at the outset? Thou thyself bear out. Already that day I gotta tell you that leathers wacky out there somewhere you they're showbiz, would use the liquor in your rain boots. Have you ever been to Houston Yes, I have been the Houston. Did you notice that there's no zoning laws out there? I did not notice that is, one of the ugliest cities ever been to other than the downtown area

it is just an absolute clusterfuck and to stand now why people need to be in power and why people have to be controlled because if everybody just does whatever the fuck that they want to do you just go to Houston They have like they'll, be like a Strip mall next to an old ladys house. Next, to a skyscraper biggest, have these skyscrapers in the middle of nowhere? It just like all these little like you know. Tony's pizza, just like in New York and every pizza is New York Pizza. I don't know why, but everybody They have it and then right next to it will be. Towering building made all out a glass and, and then next to it will be just like an open lot. It's it's what I wanted. The ugliest things that we listen to me. We just yeah yeah yeah, no area next, not at all, but I was thinking about what Europe aimed at New York Pizza and I speak to them. I please can I say, Boston doesn't do that.

We have New York's Thou pizza thing by it. There is a place called New York Pizza. It's over by Emerson, my and your alma mater, I was gonna say the Boston doesn't do that. We have New York's I'll pizza thinkers. Boston pizza is amazing. The bark It is amazing. What do you mean the bar people gotta get to New York, pizzas really overrated, just because the amount of people who fuckin ride on the coat tails of New York Pizza charge, everybody because I'm really my people go to New York to dominate the pizza socked, it's like yet most of it does suck because they have a reputation most of the biggest suck. My the shit this sucks because they have to know where to go. It's like Chicago style Pizza. I went there and I was like the stuff socks. It's like a big giant, peaceful Ozanna. I don't like, Then people go away. Did you go? I know I went to tourists deep place right next to the airport that said authentic, deep dish, Chicago Pizza, yeah, you gotta talk to the people at the hotel or something or not

about the people. Listen, my podcast. I told these countries, then I'm try, on the wrong. It's a the game is a term of endearment. It's not now, but it is and see the twinkle in my eye. When I set it now, I could lay their current de people's walking down the street. No, I I would think that they would. You need some sort of like blanket or. It was now blanket, but a pillow or something like we gotta get. You said I'd better because you just where I live. The Florence, you look like a chiropractic nightmare right. Why cause you know like a proper chair and a whole this line on the full idea? I can't do it like. I can't fucking do what I guess sitting down why I don't know

feels to fuckin professional. I have the land of law says. Let me talk about Peyton Manning, whose a fuckin all of family and could beat the shit out of me. If reflects this neck means. I wish it about. Have you it in the bed in your underwear and now you do it in a new place in a basement and use weapons. Soya change, slowly, rating, resign, while pizza- and I love you- go now to consider you want to take an entirely different direction. You want to talk about sexting in people cheating. Tax messages that thing this guy. I would kill to read this. Link between teenagers. Today, Do they really no way anything as if I had sex? When I was fourteen, I wanted put my hand where I think, there's some stop. I've never stayed

Now you know what actually, with all this free porn, they probably now. They know exactly what this year in this troubled like eighth grade and they didn't even know where my jeez spot was that's, what is now it's crazy people, spoken greatly. That would be so sad to think of an eighth grade girl all right all right. All right, I try to say quickly, don't sit there and dwell on the actual details. That's what takes the funny out of it when you, actually really bring the reality of it. What is it that you do on stage every night just talk about fantasy it s, not a real shit baby. Now it is, if you notice, what are the reasons why talk so first is it? Is it's like running across the nice we will get right across eyes and its anybody says anything. You just yell shut the fuck up really loudly in your mama Bali, theirs you a boy, you know tell em here. What do I do to you around the House Pollyanna tell you down, we I value listen

big lie that you're tryin. Ah you, what are you trying to get an opera applause break What all women have to do that? What do you have to come on my podcast and you got it shit all over the place like a Europe without conservatory you shut your mouth woman just met me I'll, bully me around the house which is so not through. So would you talk what what what do what do I do? That are exactly what I want to do before you paint me. You don't ruin my reputation now vanish times are on his hard. Maybe I shouldn't you know breakdown the veneer that you have projected of like the man, and this and all those big words have argued. I want the deal when the reality is quite different, not asleep at tat. You see what they do, but there's a classic. Female thing that they. This is what these broad. Still Saturday used. Are you big fancy words and then you can have marked bills, and let me finish, and then you

it is, though there was gonna, be this whole list of examples. In the end, you tried to sneak out the backdoor gone and I'm just gonna leave it at that. That's all I'm going to say about that, and I would get you a fucking applause brake on tv and what yeah yeah. You think that would hold but a court of law. I know a lot of people then, that guy permitted this murder? But let me just tell you, I know otherwise, and I'm just gonna leave it at that defence. Rest. I mean prosecute arrests get the fuck out of here and I got you comparing relationship dynamics, your murder trial, but that's what I am doing. I was gone for fuck in three days I guess three like that. I came all know why I came home and I said I'm gone. Oh my bodies, house, towards the football game. You me and I said, screw you, lady, like at the end of the game and exactly how went back in cuddle you when I get home exactly now, Clio has to come over get out of here, get out here with your fuckin complete brush torment the way baby.

Let him get over. There lay down this scrumptious I'm nervous Nellie over their whom God what's gonna happen, man, my last owner with a jerk clear. How long do we have to be nice to you before you realise that Europe, have enough she's in secure. That's with that's what our trainers. You understand you have suffered. The image is how allayed we saw that I now our diet since the cure radiation are life coach, Slash, jog trainer brought that up so early. Let's talk about it. The fucking dog addy beating like that around I'm just doing cause? I want people to be like you so mean that dog and then I realized that I lay down and spoon with her more than I do with. You is obsessed with this dog for everyone's eels are now obsessed, just Magic have a love affair. If you had a friend, who was always happy to see you was covered in fur?

yeah, you want, you wouldn't want to give their personal hug every once in a while good girl. My promise is, I go to the dogs energy when that dog its aunt up. I take it to the next level, annexing of anti american predict and I'm gonna lose a front teeth to talk to her fuckin head. How would be her letter is, I'm sure, you'd, like sexting sexting arrived. This isn't really what this is about this guy, he I'm a writer. I told you that story about that, do you work for some cooperation, see a cubicles immediately, but I'm sure he's on some sort of team ran. Everybody has to do some sort of song before they go in there, like those poor it's more our building exercise zero. Yes, people will work at the coldstone cream. You see they were with like making like the goddamn MA ice cream, go and high. Oh hi ho it's off work I just that that, like the pardon me dies when I see that

when I just see people like it's like basically watching someone Workin like an ice cream death camp. That's why I'm out. None of them are happy, none of them dreamed of doing that and Maybe maybe, if you like us, a fatty, you know got a job in an ice cream store kind of like a pedophile, getting a job like a cop scout camp. While you know it's not what they always end up, I love. Working with kids. You know I said that last week follow your dreams and wash your petrified near right, His eyes, using that I shouldn't say that I have a problem with the fairies working in the eye: install it lets. Let's get to the shit so anyway, you, gonna get everybody in shape, so they hire some sort of personal trainer and he's train and everybody all what does he gets everybody's emails right right, move on this guy's partner, fucking great move. Now he does have to do

come face to face and if there's any fuckin hard is he wants to bang, he can take it to the next level. Perfect, that's how you do it shoot and fish. Can barrel efficient barrels of in a shooting gallery, so anyways. That the house on this guy notices that may he gets one text go and hey Brow You know just do a couple, more rod, Jump Ajax and you should be fine, for some reason is little. Haughty wife has to get like forty four context and this guy, like eleven thirty at night, all eyes, you remember the yea and his wife work at the same place. Obviously yeah it's interesting at the same place right so here And he finds out about asking his wife. I remember this. Ok, I'm gonna recap of people, the English, unless we write so he keeps asking is what we eat Catch and his wife late at night texting going and goes who you texting, and she would immediately slam the phone shortcuts, gotta flip phone evidently and would say nobody really would say nobody or get mad.

And say nobody right. So this not a moron. He figures out sums up he's in ease into some sort of fuckin spy gate shit where he that he hacks into her thing gets her password and sees that all these text messages back and forth. Train is so. What does he do? He's got their man. He slapped his fucking wife around now. He goes right to the train This is the last them around and says: hey sport now cause you gets Who'd you get sued for that now you get sued chicken somebody's ass, when you're right you go egos a sport once do me a favor and stop text in my fucking wife in all our the night so than sport owe their emilia starts. Actin like a bitch around upstarts acting overly nice. Like you know what all guilty people do ray is innocent, he would have got mad sharp built it. What the fuck you talking about, I always tex people about how to get make their core stronger it. Two in the morning, I'm Derek many should be inspired by what I'm doing it. I specifically into in women having us,

on core because it so beaten down in society. You know he would come up with some shit like that, but I did now he's like Amy. Oh, are you with this help? Please don't beat the shit out of me for an exposed me for being the dirt bag. I am so I lose this giant money making client here right. So anyway she nice, though fuck it think so. He sent a couple of are actually a couple of tax that this girl wrote. They were talking about the Beatles and He writes all those damned beetle songs make my stomach hurt when I listen to them. Because it reminds me of getting ready to go. See you there me anxiety The trainer is right to this guy's wife. What what what sort of exercise are they talking about their Ceta was as pushups so then she writes back all the lonely people. Where do they all belong, Rise

and then he said, I remember you asking me if I related to that song viral, that song to you, because I you were lonely, talking about a fuckin marriage all this guy, this guy's a Durban, is that a lot of guys, I love, is the classic he listens to me all this he's just say everything. We talk about music, yeah feel aliens. My husband doesn't do that right and what it is nor his dick is. Is it Downloading all the knowledge in this guy's brain that he has about human beings and he Given a dick is justice is is basically sitting and the captain Carter you just fuckin. Anything she wants to hear so anyway, Then he write another when he said I know fuck my life If I were my fuck, my life to sleep and I have to confess to make also where your panties she

those Ella well shut up. He writes it's true self. I don't know what kind of fun shit this guy's until but the question is. That, whether or not that that socially acceptable. The real question is: how do you do This married woman's panties. He at least finger blaster. Would you go with me on that? I mean, if I mean maybe he's just saying that to be this way. Controversial, that's what I thought, but she goes Ella well shut up. He goes its true. The ebony distant Maybe we target of the MIKE you may still be joking around, but if you re wearing, but if he is, she gave its hours Woody Allen. We are talking about the needles in what would happen if it's ok, it's ok, that's patron saint! So fuckin he's got a fucking panties. They both Adele I'm guessing by this she's like in the thirties. What does he do?

singer and taken root for malt he's bang and are you fucking This can peace could be a great because a great character for a fuckin movie so anyway, he sit and that's what he said. His wife. She still Dennis denying this whole conversation ever happened. She incomplete, obviously denial she's in denial. He said I'm dampener, for the reminiscing talk, but for but lying to me he's not interested in. I ask you, please NEA and I swear to God. I'm a throwback appear, less Harold S, clock and computer right. Are you fucking he's not interested in what I don't know. Working it out. There are now I'm not going to leave you with dead silence. Gonna tell me, I don't know no! No! I just I don't know no he's well within his right eye, which is posing a question. That's all well within his reach.

I don't understand why she doesn't just pass up then. I'm sure, that's a whole. Other targets are one of the top gimme. Why don't? I know you know what is more like coming I'd. What what do you like your mother, loud with our law, could arise missing? Now I feel part of the story is missing, what the video of them fucking? Isn't that what's missing? What else is if you like how near if you start blame him for not paying attention and that's why I'm sorry this guy, I won't, I will not go through you, always Romero, I'm not to calm down. That's not what I'm doing. I'm just saying. So he says there are you cheating on a you'd fuck in the sky and she's like now shut up, Buddy dogma like and she just flat out, do not understand how she can fly out deny something. She's, a piece of shit, That's why? I'm but she's a lying positive shit on me, yet You have something you're like looking at it like. This is what you wrote. How are you denying it because she just just it that's what denial is

You're totally in denial and are the problem: is you fuckin drinking unequal. I think it tastes good, I don't have a problem right yeah I like sleeping oh yeah, You know this. I've just make sure you keep speaking the might this, what you can get it out. I want people, what you have to say I already in a ride but good shit and I'm ruining off like a fucking, Lord you nor kills me still like it's just a minute, a piss you off right now, you, ladies worldwide, you guys defend each other like right there, but if they did that, I am not defending her and I'm gonna get up my promise. If a guy did that, should you be like dumb possess girl he's a fucking loser, you can do better than that call me will lead a little moon pie, our bill job, that's what the fuck you would have done, but because I just feel like some

The story is mythic. What is missing, I guess nothing thanks. NEA. Thank you for being on the plan. Is that what you want is totally took important somebody with a good fuckin. Twenty minutes now not agree with me. I agree with the decision this guy made this isn't about media. Please! Ok, I'm just a messenger here sure you know I'm just trying to do and how to deal with right. I became very clear what's happening any that someone who's this, like. I don't know what you're talking about art here, deal man or woman. If the person you is texting past. Even for regular people who want in show business the booty our starts after eleven. I would say. After eleven year walk about that but that's what somebody you're already fuckin. Ok,. I know you don't understand a cause. You don't have to talk yourself into a guy's will clearly have to spend the plates. The second we meter Oliver throw you gotta, have set it up,

seven thirty is is to creeping in stock. Irish. And I would say you stuck on past nine. Thirty she's gonna feel like like you do she some sort of trap. If you haven't factor yet price, you got you that that is that window body, if they do about nine o seven? You have to do to set up text ok and set up text is not talking about pussy its go all you know, I'm I'm watching blah blah blah on tv so and so is so ridiculous. Some sort of fuckin just to get a gallon, your enemy rain but I have emigrated benign yet, like a boxer, you feel about the first round or the Beatles loaded up right. You feeling up. That's what they're doing ran this. Guy. This fact there's this guy guy, you know suffered as much of a piece of shit. Is that that guy is, if he writes book. I would read it in a second. Why? Because you know great, I mean.

The position he has. That's like when I used to take the ice to take that yoga class when I was out here and there was a guy Santa Monica was a phenomenal fuckin teacher ran this place was jam pact and it was by donation only so that for tax purposes. I think Falls under a charge, I know it helped him with taxes and it's all in cash. So it's all good right The hottest fuckin women some of the heart- whenever move out elated become actresses, he's got him in his class, get not I'm all stretched out before he bags and it was one of the greatest. It was was fuckin air tight and even go the class and somehow me having never touch, My toes since I was in the womb with somehow always doing every position correctly. You All these are. The heart is always needed to be adjusted right around the. So as so, I don't get mad at a guy. Who's got a good thing, but you stay away from the fund.

Married Ladys. Yes, many isn't that right, Cleo here we go. I bought the wrong there dog for the tough fat she's gettin. I now see to this day stuff. She looks like prize winning pig right now. That's not that big access, easy loaded, she's a few pounds, as is normal, but she is so let's get. The brothers would be saying what's up number one is advice for the weak or a bill, I'm twenty, I'm twenty one year old guy, who still with his parents ass up at in this economy, that is totally sup, I ain't. Unless you're sitting at home in you jerk off the porn and max and out your credit cards, another dumping. The do you know I know. Worn for this year, if I have yet to work, porno this year, while still early enough Jesus, that's all Does that support everybody? Why do you need me to support you not watching porn? I don't have a problem if you watch porn.

You know what somebody sent me an article. I get applause again cause I'm gonna were find. This sum is absent. An article about help watching too much online porn, how it's not healthy for you in, could actually add to deport to depression. I can say I feel like it probably gives you like a higher expectations of what your sex life should be, but you know when I went back to what you feel should be going on in your life in a moment, but I feel like he should be able to pick me up over his head and turn me upside down. And do things to me is an unreasonable with my, problem tat on a second. You know what sorry to say. I can't find that fuckin email that dude sent me and all I found was a bunch of people trashing that online porn is not addictive. And saying that it is in bad for you, but I don't know if you ve just what you know depends on your person now yeah it's one of those deals, Once you put the microphone over your shoulder, you listened to play with

our aid, you know what I mean it: I'm gonna fuck how Mahomedan I'm going to kill a desk out here with two fuckin chairs, so the Michael, be you know right there, ok, ok! We want good work on. Ok, if you have something to contribute and I just don't angrily April hearing. If say I did, that people are stroke to regos. So she can do. Thank you at sea working poor, so people. They know that I'm here, I watch porn this for some time at the end of December. I want something and it was so. Disgusting. That when I was done, I actually burst out laughing is if I just watch bridesmaids emphasis that analysis like what is wrong with me. Like I so we got to that point in porn where the porn was so fucked up. It was just funny to me not that people were doing at this. There was just something pathetic so can I gonna walk away from US

dear, I didn't drank the sheriff. I'm anthem swear enough. Deport. Ok see that I'm always trying to become a better person the, and what do you do? Come then we should allow me by the way you got a couple of shots in Houston. Did I When I brought the part just you know, I was with, though a wonderful lady was absolutely little yelled NEA and then many, a friend's texted you! Instead, we got a couple of shouts so that when you brought it the cars like you will like what is at me. What does that mean? I got like shadow like you don't know to shout out. Is I didn't You did you what you wanted to hear what people said. We want as a dna with Channing. My name. This can be and of us knew when people start liking, you more than me and then we're gonna break, up like sunny and share, but still perform together for a little bit. If we break out your fans are going to hate me, I just know it already. They give already gonna be on your side. There just gonna automatically that with all the fun out of it

that's what do like you and I'm always gonna, be second fiddle. Marcia Marcia Martian blame them number one no moral or no Aouda a bill I'm a twenty one year old guy who still lives with his parents. I have a history of being very. Perverted, If you start saying that torture, small animals gonna stop reading this, been that way. Ever since I was in junior high. What were you in elementary school we go all out. Oh god. I wish I were related to that, college now and I become more social. When I'm on campus and at my job, but I'm having a really hard time building a life for myself outside of those arenas. Did I write this to myself twenty years ago only relate to this guy. I don't really have much of a life. I'm real board most of the time, and I feel like wasting. My youth at another

have to go out born. Hang out my friends, it's up to me to take I'm kind of initiative Clio for Fuck'S- let's get out of my face and if it up to me? I would I totally. Would I live parents, though, and that's why it's kind of tricky, my parents, a very into the Lord O J I dont really share their beliefs, good for you, and so when I want to go out evening usually includes a variety of activities that my parents would give me a hard time about normal stuff. Such as drinking a little we men and creation of the seamen. Oh ok, you have to put it in a minute. Draken you, smoking, weed, you're, gettin, lay with support from the promise you live with your parents know. Does he want to do that, and he doesn't Are you saying lobbies and it goes only does issue is passing him a hard time, so he's doing to suit maybe get killed. What are I read? The rest of it

I know that I'm a young adult and I'm old enough to make my own decisions a lot of my own decisions. He says I just don't have the strength of care, look my parents in the eye and have a discussion about all this stuff with them. I, especially at the pie, with my mom, she was right. Religious and has very different idea about being twenty one than I do. I just don't feel she would understand if I try to have a conversation with her about my thoughts. I wish I could come and go as I pleased without being bothered. I have a car, but I can avoid the questions about where I ve been. My personal life is my business and I don't share all of it, but they don't seem to understand. Then up all this obligating go to church every week in us, rather fuck my own, ass? They go to one more church service. I do you have you got to move up here, you gotta that's what the I feel trapped. I want to move up there. It is, but I have no money and doing my job selling burgers isn't going to pay the rent in any place. I know I'm not sure what to do. Please for the love of God. Rescue me of Jesus

rescue yourself. Yes, rescue yourself, you gotta you twenty one. You still work in your way through college right yeah. You ve gotta, get on a track. What you gonna get some sort of better paying job exactly gonna, better paying job find a roommate situation could and one wonders what takes them. Plato, don't love take out some student loans, which is a bad fucking idea, continued even further debt yeah they live in this way. There is a way to do it yeah I'm out. Shooting authority has out, because I don't have anything, will you What, though, he's probably not living on campus, because maybe his parents can afford it? So that's why he's living at home they can were that part of the educator that are then. I believe that they should live there because of all the centres he'd be women by Algeria. Devil is in that now. That our work is ass off. You need to get another job. You gotta, Kleiner, remained situate, save up your money, get a car with a bench seat. Do all you. Fuckin in there then come home and just always have library books you walk in and with just live a yeah and too

of the money to move you don't have not an astronaut. He talked to your parents about anything in particular, unless they're doing something, that's really abusive to yours, something you don't have to talk to them about your life. It's your life, try sarcasm what you do tonight, smoke crack and got a hooker denied mom exactly be praying the rest of the night? She leave you alone now, but you gotta make some massacre. You can save some money getting apartment with a roommate And live your life is a job aid workers, though, how can you do that? This is like a guy. Near who's on the verge of of selling drugs but what they always say. What do I do EL burgers to make some money well yeah I'll, let you know what I read out. His get always has ghetto. Was his parents house get another job we're a raise? a figure it out, but I think you are also becoming a little bit complacent because you don't have to pay bills and your parents by your food for you and all that other stuff. So I think there might

You get a car would have a beneficial on your parts are really fully leave can occur with a bunch of solemn, safe. Whatever I went to see in a car what is a bunch of like the look Concept that bucket seat was back in the day. You know you could fuck cars yeah. I didn't know you could never do that now. The front seat, like my MIKE truckers, Have you told them about your your truck? Now I didn't. I bought an old fort truck and Oh gee, sixty three eight shifts three on the tree and against some New Hatteras put on it because you can, like my brow, for what what drives young? I would drive it like a mature down the street, because everyone tell you know your head is: look fine, unlike dude, I'm telling you you could light my breath on. If I'd rather sink for forty five fuck em is because they would drive around the Black Sea like dude, it's fine and you couldn't see Anything really come at least our untrained. I so I get

back today, the acid in getting back zoo. I came back to this whole scenario in here. You need to stop having your old, petty party there and pick yourself up by your bootstraps. Get your shit together. No more those I'm awkward I dont, have ran out and understand that it is a start region out to some people figure out what to do about a job. Savior penny, get a car with a bench, see and do what you we're doing move your ass out nigger outside talking to people, maybe someone looking for remain and their lag hey. You know only of a couple hundred bucks. I let you sleep on my couched in number. Two asshole why you just kept saying the same thing over and over again. Clearly I'll get out here is the right one going on our dear bill. I need some advice and thirty years old and I've been seeing this law the past four months and things have been getting. I've got pretty serious, I'm

having dinner at her parents house, frequently oh geez, go into her family parties, the gate and spending the holidays together. Jesus Christ, impractical, part of the family. I read ready to use your phone. Those words and, to be honest, I'm cool with that. I love this girl, she's great- I was the so so great that we decided to do New York, New year's in palm beach together at her cousins place. Now he finally rights allergies are now what's gonna happen. See I like somebody's these These letters there were they set him up like a great movie. He set this up like this is perfect. This is like a Norman Rock apparent, heir, apparent parent painting, everything's going right now of sun. He's gonna new year's and Palm beach together, and it causes place what why what could possibly go wrong others. This is very well written. This guy gets a star anyway, so we got before New year's there's a whole group of us

and I had off to take a piss. I come back and see girl, dancing and making out with some other guy up. Oh, who wasn't a member of our group gives a shit if he was a member of the group. It's another guy obviously flummoxed educated, son bitch. I decided to interrupt their little make out session on the dance floor. It would continued unabated. If I hadn't stepped in soap the guy aside, pander backup Yes, yes, I was carrying her purse for her if fit into my back pocket. In case you're wondering I was wondering, and I leave the bar the bar is called the Cacena yeah kitchen right. I think I am little spanish Rita. I am outside just beside myself with anger and she doesn't follow me out. I go back to work,

This place and go to bed around three a m. The text come in nothing. Happened. I didn't do anything, she fell I'm a cop, Stuart ingestion or defence. She says I'm just not used to having a boyfriend, and I Thank you know how drunk I was so happy new year. This was an attacks message. No, no! No! No, not one when she showed up to him. She said advisers said. Look, but yet fine, I thought the guy I'm just not used to have a boyfriend. Ok, I don't think you realize how drunk I was well. Yes,. And you can be that honest. You told me, would never be that honest with you cause. You could throw a vase at me and then the car would arrest me for breaking the vase with my forehead. Anyways ego goes. Should each this up to a dumb, drunk mistake and patch things up. I've been

I'm having trouble being objective about this. This is They got me fucked up and hurting yeah. Dude yeah, that was that was a ridiculous level of acting out on her that that's that's! That's crazy! That is absolutely is already widely stabs wacky Rosa real work is wrong, no said she made out with a guy right in front of you knows what, It's me, no nosegays posses fuckin stunned yeah Jesus Christ. That's pretty a world where the goddamn trauma unit right now and you go and you stepped out a land mine now move on his well yeah. I now that is retained. Dignity and yet and walk or we basically the. If you discovered that seventeen years in married with four kids that half look like you and half look like should have been stripper aright you dodge the bullet.

Yeah, it's gonna hurt nuts. Really what that really is dude is aside from your feelings that you fuckin manhood, being hurt right. There is a lack of jack. Let me finish, for FUCK's sake is a guy that that shit Supposed to happen right, could you supposed to put it on, and this must be mesmerized by, dick and the reality is, is not what it's like when you discover that that's a tough day, yeah, but I don't have to look at it. You said ever trust those rods again, you'll, never trust him again. This place. You can be now number three but then looking at the last Saturday with a shitty horrible thing that happened and you should be feeling all those feelings, including anger, thou, but just walk away. It's that just walk away, although I would be tempted to pull a female forget some revenge, and I would tell her dad you know

What do you know what you re, Leonora you're in love with? That's have your dna? Did she get that from your fucking wife? Not Anna! Yet there are two years ago: money, not others. Academic, like an asshole. Much will understand why she did it tried to inflict the most pain here I walk away. I don't do revenge noted that shit number three last Saturday, I say I say: is this ain't Boston want all law fuck? Is this Consulates in that word Thursday Friday, pravity? Unless I was out with my friends and I was shit faced, we were and I was sitting at the table when I saw the girl- saw the girl. Absolutely beautiful. I dont know why. But something told me I had to go up to that girl sitting. We start fuckin phenomenal

the sun was out, Jesus was walking on the clouds she saw me looking at her and I get her oh I give her a wink when she, smiled at me. Jesus you went what that did you give it a double point? Two: I then tried. I then turn to my friends and said loudly Gimme, a fuckin pen, oh Jesus, drunk Gary are flocking pad. They gave me a pen, my number on a napkin and went over to her and her friend. I slept in this case. I love this. You guys, got reliably awareness scarf through these guys. Like the most interesting man in the world. I love a threat, when a badger in the corner hang on a second gimme, a pen yoga up a napkin on the table and went to her what's her ear and said I don't drink often, but I think a fucking beautiful- and away. Why

now he's hammered. This is fucking hilarious. I totally Mr Jochen. This disguised is completely fuckin hammered right. We sit in their head Babylon. We got you working with you. I've. Never it's good change! Your life's Wade, I love this guy sideways being shed face. I didn't know any better I guess I went to the table. Put my head what to the table and put my head was down at that point. According to my friends, She wanted to know what my name was so my friends went over and talked to her. It taught me up. Or she left. She came up to me this guy still in the game here. It told me her enough, we're leaving to go to a different bar? I ask your name. We talked a little bit and she left with their friends. I told her plea

tax me three four days pass and I hadn't heard anything I couldn't get her out of my head. She was certainly the most beautiful girl I had ever seen year after drinking to twelve powers, agendas die and there was something about her. I know I was shift phase, but I have never felt that way. I looked looked on line for her on Facebook. The person she was with had gone to high school with we weren't friends, but we we each other. I found the girl on our friendless. There we go. I know that is creepy but I want a message her and tell her, I'm sorry for being so drunk, but I really want. Actually, I feel she wouldn't have come up to me before she left to my friends and ass France by name if she wasn't somehow somewhat treat that'll. Do that's creepy nowadays the old when I grow up. That's not creepy, I think, if you just say, listen, sorry. I was so drunk the other night. I really

what I said- and I am sure this freaks you out there on I'd, say freaking out like the not trying to invade your privacy. I just want to say I met those things that I said: yeah respectful yours, is my phone over my address and the fact that I am indeed leave it at that and leave it at that. There are no more communication out back as in your venturing into weird tiaras. What time we got on the planet, s ear, what amount owed to unite right. Well, it well we'll get close to the idea. We got overridden underrated but that also, I would remind everybody that amateur things been workin out for me It's a good thanks. To charge for the part, so this is basically a metallic people if you're gonna buy I've been on Amazon rather than going directly to Amazon Amazon dot com go to the court, a billboard, dotcom click on podcast and on the right hand, side you'll, see just under the Itunes link, you'll see the Amazon Window and you click on that and I will get credit for driving traffic

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feeling of knowing your you're leaving a job and ceasing to give a flying fuck a rule from the time you who are offered another job until the time you putting your two weeks notice and finally- through those last two weeks. Going through those last two weeks. Three me out this is an amazing feeling for some reason I gotta fail and he's not gonna leave like the way the patriots withdrew. What's left the patriots where he was a total class act and should have been Co M p p a suitable through six art here, we I was offered a better paying job last week at another, come but have yet to give out what this guy or not offered a better job by now. Company has yet to give his two weeks notice at its current job, because I I mean that what he is getting compared to the people at the top are getting is it jeopardize. My current company, not pay the bonus so I'm holding out until this coming Wednesday to give my two weeks after I collect the bonus, they can't take it back

Oh that's a little dirty. It's there, that's a little authority, not oh! It's good. That's one of the means of what he is getting compared to the people at the top are getting? Is it's probably you can't even compare etc, but the people get out. You gave him a fucking job. That's that's what those things like your date and somebody, then you find who you really want to be with so you fuck proposed them. You get the wedding else said Anne and whereas the invitation goes out, you go oh by the way that they are, and I am now now- and I now union somewhere in there you go into their piggy bank, could take money, will look, I understand what he's doing, but that say that's one of those things where As you know, now this next jobs gonna go I'll job doesn't go well and then he needs the recommendation. These last people they gonna, knock down. If you mean that fuckin guy that landmines anything about that he's, leaving this place it little little on bad terms,

for sure, yeah he's Albert Haines Worth here rather than through brunt driblets! That's all I'm saying I take that risk against, but nine in think of sectoral Ainsworth. Here, yes, alright, alright cookies. What's Unless this straight out of the oven, they are dry and everyone wants to make oatmeal cookies. At some point, you know that's funny. I actually had in my dressing room that I mentioned, I'm in show business beta played a cookies. Tell me I gotta sweetest, I guess I'm half bear. This play the cookies and I ate the first one it was. It was terrible that their Kobe, knowing you, you can't eating their coffee soon. There was for different kinds. Unlike what are the odds? There's gonna, be too.

From flavors of cookies, and they both can be bad gotten yourself. What any of that that was a visa and accuracy of Fuckin Jim Dandy go I'm in key, and I believe that guy get better. I wouldn't John dandies with a group of old Ladys Everyday Friendly's. If they would have me as for the other guys used to go to friendly sino friendly Gavin Dino, the gym dandy. No, the gym dandy came in at fuckin glass like those old light beer from Miller Commerce. Where it was basically go. Let me get a glass of beer and they basically with pouring like it at least two beers into the thing. Just imagine goblet. I believe it's called Friendly's served alcohol. Now I'm talking about the vase, that they would stick this Sunday and ah, I think I want you. Not a who was. I with. I was working with somebody recently and we went into if I was stop at Friendly's, when I went back to the all the way society when I was a kid so fuckin way,

there and I was laughin cause. I saw they still had the gym dandy and I just read the ingredients clear can now I just really dug. Has our head of my stomach is want this novel? I fuckin read the ingredients and it was it was the most ridiculous thing. It was like three different kinds of ice cream like full scopes of a small book and banana alike half a bottle, which it was this disgusting slavers liked doing Kyrgyzstan, stand with like ice cream and trying to set the fraternity record, anyway. I'm trying to say of a sweeter than this fucking dog is distract me I want you to know we're Ruslan after this we're going round and fuckin rob. I underrated MRS Lessing Animatronics puppets make up, etc. I remember the days when the cool scary monster was handmade by extra

we talented artists and technicians, not software, these create. Appear much more believable and frightening over the comparative, comparatively lazy seat, lazy, sagey, I stuff alien, the thing hell, razor, poltergeist, jaws and countless other examples are generally all genuinely freaked me out. Growin up, I mean what come there's two jaws these days shark night, three d: fuck, get real. Can get real me right. That's I know what you say but he's but also school versus the news Google, NATO make em like they used to, etc. One of my favorite shots at slow motion, one of that crazy lady, whose on the skates with the fuckin hatchet gypsy that what are you talking? I talked about this. My part before there was some horror movie. I watched, unlike show timer sinner MAX a long time ago, in that light two in the morning I'm watching this in this lady for Lady was

skating on a pond, and I was so they just started showing this. Aids of this murderer noticed she fucked up mask in this long. Hair was skating in slow motion and then just fuckin put his hands up and have a good tomahawk but I find that horror, Rome and yours a clip from Youtube or something I'll get it I'll. Try I'll, try and get it up of look up on Youtube, Psycho, Horvitz ice hatchet search. I that's a forecast for this week. Please go to Amazon dot com to my website, billboard, dot, com, click on the package. Click on Amazon go buy yourself, some shit, you don't need help me and help out. More importantly, ten percent going to the more did worries project That's the point that support for this. We hey everybody. How about that, and I felt probable that they now fucked up by sticking in between the championship games in the Superbowl, so no one was in this. Super bowl actually place we're going to that next,

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