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Bill rambles about felony murder, the 'on' button, and fat angels.

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Hey. What's Goin on his bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast and just checking it on you, as check in on you to see how the fuck you're Doin You know what I was all excited to get this fuckin vaccine and all that shit. All group, one c one say come on Forget it I dont got it. And then that was it. but now they are and you gotta get it did you gotta get another one and then they think maybe it's only good for a fuckin year. It's like you, greedy counts, How many committees have done bit about the last thing they ve really cured was polio. Bell look. I know this thing is brand new Juno that deal These guys are licking their chops God. There is over seven billion people on the planet who need the shot.
we're, gonna make a ton of money and then there was one other guy. What if. But if they are to get it every year,. Seven billion. Every year that, maybe maybe utterly you gotta get a flush out every year. Maybe it's just like that. I don't fucking know, but I thought I was gonna go down. I was gonna, get it. I was gonna, be fine what're you gonna do Will you do it could be worse right? Could we work? always be worse, could always be worse that's what I've learned. It could always be worse like right now. You know what I mean is much. As you were a fan, Donald Trump, okay and youth. Tat. They took the election problem and get fucked overnight as much as you thought that it could always be worse. You could have gone down. Did they say those fuckin idiots
their water, Buffalo Lodge Fred Flintstone Fuckin Hats Way they killed the fucking cop and now you could have been there now. Listen to what the but these these guys are doing prosecutors, way: heavy hammer, felony, murder for writers and capital office. Police officers, death. I understood that polish as federal prosecutions, file charges against writers who took part in last wednesdays violent, take over the. U S: Kapital investigators continue together. Evidence like us. This is an old article was known to me. last week was almost last month, gather evidence in the death of capital police officer. Brian sick Nick who died from injuries sustained during the attack, while most murderer investigations focus on the person or persons who caused the fatal injury. Former replace secure. TIM Herbie. He be in.
said prosecutors could charge many writers with felony murder, even if they were nowhere near sick. Nick You could have been one of the law. Abiding trumpeters stand that they would be fuckin sign. Yelling. the cops: why did you go in there go. Do some good! Still getting charged, Always Please be worse please be worse. That's that's what I learned this week. You know you finally fix the fuckin wall in your backyard right. They gonna dig up a bunch of vegetation, and then the next time it rains all the fuckin dirt. You have your own private mudslide because all over your fuckin paddy. You can always be worse. Could have been in up. I don't know God forbid, I could have been standing there or freckles buried up to his neck and dirt, like the under that fuckin.
What was that movie there? The guy bury the dude up in the same way for the tied to come in and these screaming. I can hold my breath a really long time. They goes the guy from airplane Is it not? The Cricky was Quick Keeper data budget difference, fucking anyways, you know they should charge with these federal prosecutors? Are these fuckin assholes who jog in the street when there's a perfectly good fucking sidewalk industry like they're having their own little fucking I've, anybody, nosek bicycle blood bikes in joggers, our getting really aggressive, but what the deal is. Spoken ass, all because, unlike drive and illustrate this guy comes running out into the street. Like office Side Street, like he's in a car, he's not Are basically is running down the street? It's like why'd, you on the way an old shouldn't, get to me like that
But why aren't you on the fuckin site isn't knew me? I want to be more a buddy buddy Why are you on the fucking sidewalk, where you belong? You dumb cunt, Why can't they run on the fuck? This is sidewalk. Why kid to be there, why are you running in the fuckin street? You fuckin Moura tune my ankle, you knowledge and yields more. Even service really see gonna run in traffic with your back people why they text and drive and there? What are they gonna do from you're fuckin, jargon shorts after he died to leave it next to the fucking idiot. Who is right in a bike in Something that was called the bike lanes that isn't right Spock. People want bikes, can go fuck themselves,
Kay em. As I like to try and be green and all that type of ship. These fuckin assholes on bikes, I've set at a million times. They don't obey the rules of the road. This supposed to be right out the street. You just like a car. You gotta signal when you turn you gotta, come to a full stop at a fuckin stops, and I really do that. But these fuckin assholes they blow rights, red light, stop sides all this shit and die. Then, when they fuckin die, what they do They frost the bike like they're, a fuckin war, hero. Here lies so, and so he rode out and traffic. It didn't stop at red lights. Can you believe what ass all of these people in cars are? Sorry, it really is about these people really about the fucking. It's like somebody Doug Swimming Pool in my back yard, but there isn't one than they do. Left the dirt, that's what the fuck happened, My patio, a tyrant
People be careful what you wish for you know really start to see the genius of those people who live in those little fuckin like this? turn a walk in clause in, like a house How insufferable as someone who lives in a fuckin house like that, you know this big fucking ear to ear green. When you come walkin in their cause, they love Being the centre of attention, which is why they bought that little house to begin with, but what have you done? for financial reasons, ok you're after, but if you're fucking doing it to make a statement that your amount minimalist against I think it is a good thing. It is good for the fucking environment, but I don't wanna come all. I want to Yes, you can walk in there waiting blow my mind it. How little you can live with and be happy be happy with. Ok, like. I'd, just picturing, a guy with a beard and his hair
hold back into ponytail disorder. Celebrity we hear you know. Looks like the drama faith no more except like smarmy, A smarmy version of that guy. That's why picture when I walk it. He's not wearing a shirt, was dumb a body you know he's they don't everything right. It's fuckin annoy me. yet I would then you're in that little house, and you know you can get but I think it is in that little house everybody's gonna see it. If you have a fight, stimulate raisin Arizona, gonna come out the sight of it. if I didn't have kids. I really think I look at them Think sometimes is up sitting here. Looking around my fucking office, and over the years, every gig I'd turn. Somebody gives me some some. It gives me this. I get free t, shirt, knowledge, shit next you know. next thing you know you just have a mountain of I can. I have so much shit framed. How do you know what
fuck, the do any. What to do with it in today, I go to the EU? The fuckin grocery store. It's not a sort of a mom and pop one cause its own by like a family, it's weird It's sort of a weird place where it's like: it's mom and pop Super healthy, but they don't like games that's it in a valley They got some shit for, But they got the organic shit, so I go there right, the fuck. You know I like gay people, there are not stray cross. The borders is assholes who happen to be gay. You don't make, but I don't. I don't dislike gay people for I'm trying to say we're going all I like gay people. Eight people say that I love the gaze all of em just Don T have to be a big causes, cancer weapon to be gay happen. Gay rights
you're cool. I like you, that's the deal, but here's the thing too. I also want to be in the shape of a gay do till I have to go to where these homophobic peoples I don't have to, but I know I know so anyway. I go in there. and, as I am going to leave Europe Lady puts the shit no four in the bag, and then she gives me another bag. I go. What is that? She goes out a little give bag from the thing they're right and what it is. Is it see the new products are shit that isn't seller well and there are open. Then I mean it: I'm gonna fuckin like it like one thing that was edible. I just took a glance at it than the other things we are like. Stuffy had opened, the subtle like the there, like a giant give back like like you know, the brown bag. Your lunch was like the size of that. I came over Albert. I want to what the fuck am I supposed to do with this. Myspace to do with this. Couple of times I've been attained, getting rid of almost everything I have been to fuck it sentimental
I'm looking around this office is all much shit. I'm thinking like I didn't need to buy that. Why did I buy that, like No, it's a bad one, a bookshelf, a bookshelf full of books You probably don't read most of em. If you did you not going back. I have all these books books at all. Of that. I read Sunday I'll go back and read him again. You know it. You don't You move on to the next thing and there it is has just said you fuckin shelf rights, get Dartmouth Skit dark So I starting to part guess what other people- man, you know left alone to my own thoughts, starts goodwill sideways there anyway, A bunch of dirt, my fuckin backyard right now, The fucking- I don't know what I'm gonna do it or do we put it back in the early implants and step up their didn't,
take that shit out, because the shit you planted up there was, and with the wall. so they just go around in a circle. Is that is that what happened I'm gonna last better. The plumbing down into my house is done, is done, and you know it's like. But he might set on an houses. It's like painting the Fuckin Golden Gate Bridge. Sit down. Madrigal said that having s what he said, take paid the bill. Gregg bread, and what it is? Is they paid? The goal a bridge. They never stop. when I get all the way to one side, it's time to paint the other and they just keep this all they do is just paint their fucking. Personally, I was the mayor. San Francisco, maybe I'll hire some more painters. Get the fuck and job done in a way. We got three guys working on a fuckin, take whatever so What did I do? They re actually forgot? I was so fuck a busy effort. I forgot, it was
Thursday. So I apologize. I apologize at the park is so goddamn late about those blasted province, winning again in overtime. Brad Marsh, on keeping scoring points, keep score points ETA, ETA, miraculous clip! Do we fuck have had more goddamn over overtime games in shootouts, and I think we ve won every single one of us. What's he and I shall leaders, waiters come on Brad's gotta be up, there, he's gotta be up there. statistic, leaders, okay and HIV, our Larry's. It then I'm going to ESPN who could give a fuck about hockey. I'm all right, offensively, o Connor Mc David Scott, twelve come on where the FUCK Square was Marcia he's got be top five. He has to be. He's tied for knife, the fox and corporate, Corporate I have been a great fucking year. This lateness created this get ten points.
Marshalls got nine carpenters got ten economic David. Mitchell Manner,. Nickel Lodge nor the fact that is. Leon, dry soil course. Eleven points It's in Toronto, Winnipeg Edmonton. Look at that one two, three four, the top scores in a league are in Canada in this year because it covered. Only then can it intends only play in each other's. You get some of the top scores and it must therefore be they got the best players up there. They got some day one cannot do marched on both Harvard We have to these fuckin guys. Are we gonna ruin in the top nine? I like it. I like it. What is it that's points? Fuckin ESPN, I swear to God, points all players. Can we just say goals and assist
I'm gonna be Rachel and HIV. Dot com, It shall dot com its offensive Leave goals are right here we go my grandma MAX Packer pack already. Colonel Mc David Mitch model was Marcia, where the fuck is he's got a lot of historical fuck yourself. Various he's got four goals. Five assists there. We go to plan ahead, Oh my god, I lost my shit again. Last night, I don't It is bad as I used to, but I am losing it I, I feel could start to go back with the frequency of it I had a bunch of Us- was to get that fuckin mother, fucking prayed for my printer. We have a fucking printer mouse people, I'm just pigeon. Today we gotta.
under my fuckin house. I never use it. I so don't use the fuckin thing that whenever I have to Have to reintroduce my computer to what I have to go online, I gotta figure out how to rethink and upright, and I gotta take every single the time I got to use it hits. You know I'm in the other room. You know my way so if Britain out shit right, so I fuckin head print and I hear the thing turn on and then it variable stops after page too, and I get over there and either. Ink or it's out of paper right. So last night it you know I go ahead in the other room, I come walkin in these, like one piece of fuckin paper left: ok, Santa Jesus, Fucking Christ. Why won't she put more Fuckin paper and the stick, but about because what she does she does does the job and that she must forge continues on it.
The trail of clues she's been doing? That's that's what she does right, so my guide fuck it opening up and get paper good. It put the paper in a hit. We send ok, it's like thirty pages, a shit right it gets through by foreign, have five and then stops, and it needs ink am I Jesus fucking Christ, so I open up the mother, fucking cock. Second credenza thing and I opened up in in. There is. Five five things of computer right And I open it up the first ones. Any black and white? I open up the next one, its color, I opened a third one, its color I opened up for one its color one more left. Unlike please, could you the deal? You know that It advocates these fuckin printing people. You can. Just by the black and white. What does nobody needs the color when they make you Fucking by both Ok Hegel
yet these fuckin federal prosecutors taking to try to prosecute somebody from murder that then even go into the Fuckin cap n bill just held a fuckin sign a right, but these corporate HANS the ship: was the oceans? Are all fuckin polluted and its can eighty five degrees of December and allay now what the fuck right now These guys can do these guys can get away with fuckin murder right murder. So now I just fuckin. When I open the last one was fully I open up the last one And I see that its color and I just go up what the and then he away upstairs my daughter, whose already Ben I just here go get too bad work. Like you right buddy, I'm sorry. so I went upstairs Don't I don't I don't I don't you know trying to control my breathing. Can I just ask my wife about And, of course she was just like
I don't know I don't know why there wasn't a paper in there. I What about the eggshells while he was working fine when The last time I used it. And that's the best ever gonna get because I could then go okay. Well, who is the last one who changed the last euro? The ink. they look back. I was I can order was probably me she he's probably use it. Then I did it. I met a man made a matter not to buy the fuckin it. So you noticed, probably my fuckin fault anyway. They can. I bitching about how my fuckin tv doesn't work. I he keeps getting factor I've we finally figured out what the problem was. It was me. when I would turn it on. I would hit Menu Kay And then I will hit on, I hit the onboard, so my wife was laughin. She goes you don't get the aren't button I go with and how to turn it on she go. She just hit menu and the Directv, but. I got when you turn when
yet the odd button. She goes. You don't. To turn it on, you don't get beyond button, you don't you, we got first bakes right get she's like now. You don't hit the aren't button. He does hit menu and Directv I go so when do I hit aunt? She goes never. so. Unlike what and how do I shudder up, she go. She hit menu and head off. I go to have the menu directv off. She goes now. You just sit menu head off so to turn it off. I had offered to turn it on. I never did She goes now and I was equal What does it went on button for. She was out of sight oh, would hilarious conversation, I have been using my tv and Come on every single fucking time. After I yelled at this fucking TV, a yell this tv,
was a person that wronged me. for twenty years, and I just found out that way. I was yelling at this faculty because public and the biggest Fuckin asshole Everett, What can you be right? So I learned all this shit, like the last week it's been fantastic. Because my son unfortunately last couple nights has not been sleep and well so, I've been like a ball night, got up Maybe just gettin up every two three hours which is spent Europe. It's not funny so I have to wheat downstairs because he's been sleeping in the bed with my wife and this just not room for the three of us. You know I just go downstairs and I'd. I leave my phone on. and dumb.
I leave my phone on end because nobody no text me after midnight in Rio, At this point is no comedians are working, though even texts me after ten so I just leave it on and then I just go to sleep and then that off Ding sound happened to the nice it up. Like try to make that time to make the donuts I go up and I changed his diaper and everything so anyway,. FUCK, was ever was that leading to. Are we not serving downstairs and unable to turn the tv on? I still if they have the lights on solar, so it can is so the tv the Smart TV realises that somebody's in the Fuckin Roma nitrite Saturday, Lights on and on the screen comes, then it shut off, but then everything else do I turn and then I shut off the lights. Everything has been. Working. Finally, finally, so
So I was probably wrong with the prince, but I was supposed to get the fuck a goddamn printer into ink today and I forgot to knowing fuckin annoying. These are staples out here in the valley that I forgive you, go to all the time and it just fucking close and down. Started at seven realise. Like Is everything is just gonna be on line? Is that how it is you never go out to a store. Mean how many fucking packages are you gonna get used to go out and do you know. just make you run your average? You do the little fucking loop swear to God. I don't know, but you know something old people always bitch about shit. I'm not fucking different. Let me do so. Reach you meet a little bit of advertising, reeds and I'll. Tell you how much I suck it flying fuck and Helen. It's Saturday fly images,
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I don't think that's right, but I'm not a nutrition is so good on your right. the next day they gotta do dairy industry has to figure out a way with It confirms the numbers in light of people. Although the that ice cream is gonna, get him ebbs. now. There is a fuck, you know as long as you only eat, salary sticks dude, I'm on The rocky road shall restrict diet. I have big ball ice cream restart my day and in between aid salary sticks and then I have ice cream Sunday for lunch. They have some more salary and then I have been asking for dinner and I go to bed. I am so fuck. I why drinks, but I am so fuckin happy. It's not like it's my birthday three times a day. what is your guys idea? Heaven.
My idea of Heaven is, I can get. I just want to get a fuckin hammered. its smoke cigars. Bad food and not be a fat angel. but then again you could be a fat age, because its have no one would make funny, and you could still ever supermodel fuckin you'll blowing, you goes its heaven right is in Heaven. Your idea what Heaven is. You could write a fuckin motorcycle, never wipe out of you. Did you wouldn't dyke majority dead, but you, Wipe out its heaven, Hilarious, my idea going to Heaven is just forget in Hamburg and have materialistic thanks. fucking hilarious. Two people go to a minimalist house to trick or treat I mean you got to be thinking like that. I mean I can go either way.
Like disguising gonna? Get me one Eminem worry she's, gonna fuckin give me a bag of eminent and hysteria cause. He has no fuckin room for He's a minimalist here: to get it out of the house, I'm to go. Watch the ruins everybody. I'm sorry. If I was a little grumpy today, I haven't gotten a lot asleep this week, I'm open my little chap. I loved the death. You know a just when I are you a kid just smiles with his whole face And like crawling like ninety miles an hour now so now he's like playing with my daughter, crawl per hour, on top of when they were on the bed, and she was like laughing like likes the rough already authorities is all boy man. It's gonna be great I'm gonna have so much fun with them, which is I need to use. Go to that viable and figure out. good for me, so I can stay in shape, so I can keep up with them that
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You know. I know I always sound like amount of my fucking, my, but I think this one was particularly. I was a little sideways on this website. Like asleep I apologize. God bless. Ali Fuck you cells have a great. We can. Your constant attacks on all did the deed, Doug Dude do do what's Goin on its bill bar and it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday January twenty Eightth two thousand thirteen. I apologise for being this late. And I'm gonna pause for
the truly angry people out there, you would you you do for a get out of this system, as you, too, you know. Where the key things you gotta figure out, life is who you really matter? you know I really mad at me. You never met me. I haven't done nothing to you. I apologize, I had a crazy friggin weakened by last. I talk to use the less. You knew the podcasting if you knew welcome her. Look at me. I'd say I'm borderline jovial. At this point come to the Monday morning, podcast last I spoke with you. I was on my way to Hawaii. and I was gonna go to the probable. Then initially I was gonna stay there for weak, but I ended up get some acting work, which is great, so I had. cut short until the lovely near that I couldn't take. It away ought to do it next time and basically gonna go out there. I was gonna. Do my
you're, the republic and then go to the probable the next day. You know then go but a volcano whatever the fuck I was gonna do and I was gonna fly back, but at least I was gonna do that and down I end thereby getting another acting gig on Monday. I know what you think it Jake spell erect and all over the place and you know what no, no I'm, not I'm, not it's just this business knows it It knows when you, when you are planning to do something fun. You know I don't have any fun plans next month, education is not water. Skiing! I'm not taken that better. That needle my class that I've had my eye on forever. Fun plants next month. And you know what I ever acting worth. I gotcha. I got nothing.
This fucking God Damn business. It saw it felt it Felt it in the universe, Billy right face all couple face himself. He's gonna, go the island's, go to a game ever good time go. Fuck yourself is a couple acting gigs you go out you do you stand up gig right, you go to bed, you get on a plane. You fuckin come right back, nothing for you. What I did this weekend. I worked Friday night Saturday. I gonna fuckin played by myself right, and I'm sitting there you fly to Hawaii I've. Never this before they have like on the monitors they play in the music. They already got the music on where well well, well, well, well, well! Well, who could do but but, But a bow right, whatever the fight kept playing that shit. You're only already feel like you're in Hawaii,
It may like an asshole and looked around and breeze get their way for the girl friend you know or whatever the fantasy football fuckin hand, job boyfriend, what the fuck they got. What about how it is What guys all gone a vacation in or not? the twenties, whatever the fuck that's called, They were sick about fuckin, wives, vacation. I don't know what it is. then I'm Sidney like an asshole right, so By out their crack of dawn fly out there, And I can't you remember Fuck and weaken. yeah needed and give you a ride, so must have really early becoming of this deal with it To early, I just jump in a cab. I took a cab to the airport, got on the falcon plain. flew out their landed. You know cause. I wasn't ring my girl just like fuck it I'll stay, whatever steered the cheapest place out of the three that was so given to me right sort I shot to this fuckin place. It's like I,
I'm the only guy like, under the age of like seventy eight there, it's just a bunch of fuckin open and there's an eye hop built in, the place and there's like a fuckin. Almost guy it did I felt like I was staying in like the Port Authority section of Hawaii, makes it worse is. I got there are twelve noon and my room wasn't ready until three. So now I'm Sidney like this fuckin asshole unlike adamant, I'm not going to the. I hope they are those on the mainland. I. Do some island shit and fuck it while I was gonna be here and there the dying around the corner? I went there I'm standing as I fuckin twelve people online and we gotta be shit. This is just the stupid towards place. this fuckin candy wrappers on the ground before even go in there. Here's the racist wrap up on one side. There is the
from the recent cap, like somebody just fucking, just ripped, it opened like just such force? The races cup went up in the air he fired. Both foreign parts of the package, Parkins Portance starboard gulped down as he ran up, not paying for it or whatever look like there was some so summing up mugged who had some candy, you know some sitting on the fucking shit hole, but don't have a car like phenomena, stay right. So I go there and I wanted this thing out. That evidently was a wine dish and just turn out to be a burger patty with some gravy and some eggs. And every bit by myself, mind you I go to the probable now, because I have to fly right. The fuck back at dawn I sit there are guy misguide taps me on my shoulder. I look over negotiation what what what do you know the fellows delicious? I look at the like I noticed, fuckin guy, who is this guy? He looked like a mix between how Coggan and triple age
so I kept thinking. Is this guy a fuckin ressler? I told my garden with the name of the dishes, but just say: Hamburger, Patty, with eggs and gravy and now get to any laughed and could say tax. They walked away. I sat there for five minutes sounds like fuck. That was Kevin Green former Pittsburgh Steelers sweated I'm ninety percent sure it was him. So that was the one cool thing that happened to me. Somebody who, think was cabin green. Asked me what I was eating. I told them I did know: what's the name of it? Was he laughed and he left eight that shit. and they got you want dessert- it's like no, I dont want deserve, but I still have two hours and fifty minutes to kill performer Hocker rooms ready so bringing lady. What do you got? What are you going? You got some hooky loud fuckin Hooker book a book of organised crime, but I want it I want to do something wine, because I'm leaving fuck and twelve hours right so.
They got this hawaiian Fried ice cream and immediately They can vote is not just what you Mexicans do. That right is. This is the same shit, so it that's right. I can before Sir William Link and we get further fuck it sit down. I'm sitting there, old Ladys. Look like this trip. She looked like you know, we're gonna, be they interview, people Worse still alive than are unlike Alfred Hitchcock movies, like that chick from the Maybe the cheque from Psycho that's what she looks like, but like courage how she sitting there. she's, a? U dont old red, had no magazine phenomena. Look like stuff, like the male version, this, what I'm thinking in Paradise, you no power citizens of shit, FUCK diner, result If they don't show you the brochure by the way since of shit, fuck, diner and so.
By the way the food was delicious, I gotta take this. It was delicious, but it was a dump threats like demons go via MC, it's fucking ice cream. What are you doing? just scooped out of the thing, I'm gonna really fry in this highly fry without melting it Thomas black ass. Ever finally bring it over. Its is big group of fuckin shit and it's just surrounded by this mode of whipped cream Euro I ate the whole fuckin thing out of sheer boy trying to kill time formulated, thousand calories. Plus I had a burger with great gravy on it with two eggs over easy, with delicious all of it a wonderful thing, the eight, if you're, fuckin fourteen years old. But if your phone before. It's not a good thing, so anyways, I finally get it to the hotel.
We have a package for you, look at the package's package over the package in the fuckin problem tickets that I'm not going to hand them over to my body Fuckin Rosebud legend Jason LAW had he takes, while they like glowing like that shit and pop fiction, I'm in my head? I do you gotta put those things away. I did so. a guy, it's great men, have a great time. I heard their great seat. You, local cultural sort of I've, got this part. I can walk out of the door, the diner, that homeless. Guy I saw sittin there who like Candy Rogers. If you never got the plastic surgery and like lived outside since next administration right he's sitting there I want to others, it security guide there. You know no gun now authority has just sent out their baby faces like fuckin twenty one years old. I could see them his body language. I got Jesus Christ right.
and all here's the homeless skylight now that leave Ed. Sharing at Yale. Could I dont want to then you see kid like dude. I really don't want to fight. You think I want to do this job. Somebody sent me out here and I'm just on. I just start fuckin laugh and myself. For some reason I didn't think I was good. You know I'm going to Hawaii, I feel like I'm going to Paradise. Is that could be homeless people here? It's fuckin paradise right and ended with the same shit. The same shit I was an error in an area I thought like I was gonna get mugged. I found out later that there's a bunch Hookers in that area, if we talk about there's a bunch of people with kids, going on our night at night. They all come out. I was just like. You know how did they get out there? He ditched they shock to get out. Their unlike how many fuckin at our gaze bear some change. How long will you begging.
So we try to tell me that cities put their homeless guys on planes and fly him out there like they say so. He called the Rainbow project and I didn't believe that for a fuckin second I don't give a shit if you send me documented proof, there's no fuckin way you get crazy, homeless guy and all his funk on a fuckin plain. They can still refuse your service he's coming on there with his fuckin horrific feet. in elbows and all enough there's no way. There's wait plus the guy's gonna fuckin ever seizure by the time he gets there from alcohol. Withdraw you know am styles, they sell on the plane. I'm gonna help him I think it is, I think, has just been around the beach like a beach bump, something about being around the beach I can get to it tomorrow. You know
yeah I did. I did I pay read. I can't mcfeely homeless. You don't give a fuck weathers nice sleep under a palm tree, I don't I wasn't even their long enough, so I did my show at this place the republic, Republic, and it was the shit crowd, was Fuckin awesome sold out. Thank you to everybody who came out of deftly come back some of the best Energy I've had it is show, since I can remember, before so site that somebody from the mainland flood flow, his pasty ass, all away out there that I am ready to one guy. He like flew over from another island. It was like- it was locals, it wasn't tourists and I found the couple attack I performed on islands, people who live on islands, a fuckin cool is hell. You know. I gotta gig Nantucket last year in up when I met up your fishermen and people with their year round.
while the weather and all that shit. It's just that the good people mess. We had a great time there. Finish my show, you know port, the self styled sold the dvd, smiling and wave, and I had to beers, went back to the hotel slept for to have five hours got on a phone. In plain and flew right back away, I bought a magnet to prove Technically I can't even say I was there because I didn't do anything. I did walked down the beach for half a second and took picture myself which evidently is called the selfie. I learned that aren't Chelsea parodies Twitter The selfie. I took one of those with a mouse, in the background sort of for the bunch of buildings and abbot, The upside was hold out. The crowd was awesome of death. It gonna come back and die. I think that there is gonna be another problem, because I guess the game was was now.
bunch of scoring they were sort of heading. The NFL, just sort of threatening the players like hey quit, dog in the entire game, because it's an embarrassment to the league. You now. Cover a mild concussion can give that up for the league just so we can keep this thing going enough. So does in a total FINA Barras, where water, whatever I had a great time when I was out there the year of the fuck I landed at twelve, I left the next morning at five. What is that seventeen hours now, Jesus Then he flew back, I did a fuckin acting gig, they put some. Glued. Some shit to my face did that this morning, and then I flew fuckin back here and I'll do protest at their Nea was given me, show you how to pocket it I'll. Do that, like sheep women, a great they just want to hang out
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as was late everywhere, has given me a tunnel shit about it and I said you wait- Nate Fuckin months in one of the greatest excuse ever. I was late TAT day because I was in a scene with the Our genome, Christopher Walken, writes a go fuck yourself. That's why it was late, highlight that. How do you, like them apples Boston guy. Could I say that I grew up in the suburbs Can I say that if you from Southie I'll, be there. on the day the Superbowl, but I don't give a shit. Because are. In my limited wisdom, I think over I figured out I watched a suitable right not only do watcher by yourself. Ok, support game in the years for the championship he's fucking guys. Playing a game way that they're gonna die while the rugby people are paying attention to the level of concussions right there, leading with your shoulders and no pads, not saying it
a tough ok. I think this. Finally, proves that american football is the most like a fuckin sport. There is that cycles What do you know me? I wouldn't its tougher. The rugged both sports, a tough but like that, the thing that english people they they always say that all they got helmets on their fuckin pussy. All they have but does it make you think that you're protected any use it as a weapon, but you fuck brains in there in the fuckin water and its slam at all over your head and then when you're forty, you shoot yourself in the chest. yet also cite the scientists can fuck and look at your brain figure. What's going on in there, the rugby people do that forty, I dont think you do if you still running around out on the pitch with the fuckin masking tape around your ears. As far as my research goes everyone's the wagon awake, those concept, so. When it was this, I'm gonna watch the Superbowl
watch you buy yourself, you gotta go wait from the fuckin the the eye, all the brides that come over, including that's the fuckin guy Broad's onto don't watch football, they just show up for the deep and over there there there with the fuckin checks they try to get laid in. Your fuckin house is basically what they do and they talk during the game and they shut up during the commercial and then when the game cut back on it. Like I didn't like thou art, I thought that was good. How much they caused right While you can't even watch the fucking game and then every fuckin year, they gotta have some wailing. Whore are some agent Fuckin rock star with hair plugs come out. There for one last falcon, glory. This is what you do. People invite into the sleigh away? We Dover so ball? You know I'd gone. I got this thing. I gotta do
Yeah I gotta go out in the woods, come up with something which is just. You know why you gonna lie I'm watching it by myself why you gonna do Because I want to watch the game, that's why so now you eliminated all the countries that are there, that are gonna, in your living off now. Stage, one of the count removal stage too to get rid of the country. You don't want to see that on the television- and this is the most important part you record. Fucking game a lot of people are, do the ship of those people who don't ok, suggest bear with me. He recalled the fuckin gave you shut up. You fuckin cell phone, You don't answer your phone, you don't go on your computer, aright. and you just for, as does the whole rest of the world, is watching somebody lips. Think some prerecorded forget
whatever the fuck, did you write the fucking just go right over the fuck it up. You know what do you do, downstairs back on a wall. Wait for that! Read that speckled turned white, seeking sand that fuck down right, but will have got their pain or nobody knows no one from last year when you're punch. The walk is that fuckin douche wooden shut up during the game, and he was double dip if I can put your hands and what six that think patch that all in the wall is everybody is watching Huey Louisen knows when bad bad, try to fuckin kick off the gay. Moreover, the fuck they got this year right. They got beyond she's gonna sing. whatever hell she's gonna, do the whole half time be their elections, watching the! Why is she out there? What you gonna go out there, a little glitter hot pants.
I want to see that shit's. What you do is you just let the game go, let it go you're good at an old ninety minutes, two hours, then you sit down You control the universe, like a gene, walking on the water accept certain manufacture in turn that fucker on any Fast forward, one two, three four and you watch all the talking heads in any: did you fuck you watch and fast motion Adam in the answer where the fuck they have opened up. Maybe Kaliko singing to forget Tom, petty song, maybe Tom patties there with them in that fuckin. would it houses name their Louise maybe he's out there singer, who the fuck knows that, since we think you have the old people first, you get some young haughty. Don't have time It would be to turn out. Does not what you don't? That's America Fast forward to all fuckin shit and beginning age, get right to the kick off. These wants to give at your leisure.
at your fuckin leisure, then you know what happens after the first half, They start willing that big downfall, can stage out there in every It was bad weather. Had a fuckin dream, a dancing is falcon. taken up a whole football field, a fuckin singers and dances the most on football. Fuckin thing Who could possibly have you know everybody who talk during first, half their all shut up. This they are on their fuckin needs to feed from your fuckin. Breathe and on your flat screen. You know, since the beginning of the Mickey Mouse Club and they get their buccaneers on You fast forward through all that shit. You just go right any and then you know what happens if you never lose the flow, the game now. Before you got, what did you ve got a couple people over who want to do it that way,. People who want to shut the fuck up real fence. And I suggest this- you want to sound intelligent too.
people that you gonna watch the game with. I highly recommend buying the sports illustrated this week. That has both the hard brother harbour brothers, how the fuck you say their names on the cover, both phenomenal coaches, obvious Either there in the Superbowl goddammit. They both of them. The teams didn't fuck up. I know it's a big if four, those didn't drop three fuckin punts. What are they did? Last year? You know what the ravens did what they must have fucking extra point of something I came as a chip shot. that there would have been back to back years with them. Ass. They want they both what a garden. Then they would a party too much and unable to stop this year. That's what happens, but whenever any so they got this great article where they they break down. The guy at a level that I wish I could buy new more of
they got this thing I have ever met one. What the fuck his name was to say hammer like then watch too much fuckin hockey What's the name of the camp Cameron, the Fox enable the quarterback cap ethnic Disney Chris Catholic Cabinet, creepy, catalytic, what the fuck is Damon's guys, the shit. You know when you run wild like fucking. I'll call gonna gives the Green Bay Packers. Basically he was what they would do, a break it down that play. Trying to see if they would be able to run it and they it's cool, The zone red. And they run it out like the pistol alignment. How cool is that which is Basically the shock and formation your closer to the centre, so they call it the pistol alignment. You gotta tell back right behind you, and this is what happens. You hit the ball quarterback turns around. He puts a ball right in the Fucker,
bread basket of the tail back right there he does his own red, which basically means he looks at me. Defensive end of the linebacker who spoke to seal off the edge anyway. Does a quick read if the fuckin guy I'll just ground he just handsomely continues handing the ball off to the fuckin tail back But if the fuckin guy on the end bites on it, starts to pension, you pull it back and you fuckin run around. run around the side. There you go. It's called a zone read from the pistol alignment and the point what Hold the ball or giving in to back, but not really, but maybe it gonna. That's called the mesh point. I wish I knew this shit. I really do, but they have ten pages on the ship talking about the ravens defence, their running game. was absolutely fascinating. So much better. Then watching ESPN
and watch and harm Edward Screamin or that guy with the hair and the cold pizza yellin, you know you know we always sought to Jim Classy reeks of it. Reeks of it? He looks like he's, got it like rich white guy sports like polo body, so fuckin short, he probably fall off the horse trading that I beg, maybe La Badminton Day, go. Bad men, maybe he's gonna Badman, but this is everything you want to know without the screaming and yelling am really been a nerd right now, because I'm basically saying the book is better than the movie, but I highly recommend. Reading that shit and then watch in the game by yourself and see if you can pick up the pistol limit. Does read the pistol limit that Cyprus should accept. Don't. You want to know what the cover tools for once in your life, I wish you could watch football. These fuckin asshole playing fantasy football and fuckin with their faces two inches from the goddamn screen. Memorize. Instead, wouldn't you I'll be up in the stands.
being able to see what a shame is doing and how team adjusting like last. It was like two weeks ago, when the forty nine robys they down like fourteen, not something crazy, enormous son just stopped and they came back neighbours. cabin a cabinet move up. I mean this fuckin article and the one that offensive corners. The forty nine like now I'll after you know about a quarter of porter and I have the kind of saw what they were doing and then we adjusted to it Like all that's what happened start. The momentum changed magic like I watch it at such a ball watch. I hated eight that I am always you could sit. Understands it be like out it's a fucking. You know I don't know any. The defence other than cover to I love. What's your face, I actually hated Magruin starts talking about the defences. Disturbing goes with books and they Don't forget this terminology, it's like what are you fuck and tell me what it means you know:
bill wanted to utilise the internet fucking. Look it up, I'm sure, there's a Youtube video about it. Ok, you got me so That's how much in the year, that's all watching the Superbowl. thoughts. Anyone Anybody is even remotely fuckin interesting. I don't I don't you know what are you? but my policy, I always tape in the morning. I never Paypal days when I flew on a fucking play, but I had no choice because I had to fly today all right, all right piece of advertising for this week, a voice, everybody s, voices. What busy professionals used to save time into work, smarter converts all your voice, males detects incense it directly to your cell phone, no more it. nothing! You day to check you voicemail awaiting till after a meeting to find out what's going on, with a voice. cause will always be rooted to you, no matter where you are a voice. Also comes with your own conference line for up to ninety four participants on a single call you literally ended
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I used to know when I was growing up. Ginger baker and I thought I was just a nickname. This is before ginger that term the ocean came over here, for Ireland, Scotland, in England. He was a red headed, do ginger baker whatever so the name of this, Parker Pakistan. This documentary is beware of Mr Baker and I don't if you play drums and not there's no way you not can enjoy. This disguise one, the most interesting human beings of ever seen in my life. You guys come on crabby old, fuckin man. You gotta see this guy and He trash is John Bonham. He treasures Allow me to say what he says here and above five seconds so fast forward If you don't want me to ruin it, but after those you play drums nobody trash job unless you just some trawl trying to piss people off from the internet. It's like he's
he's the Falcon king as far as rock drummers gotta, guys the king. It's you know that there is definitely the whose better bottom apart and they are but nobody ever says that bottom sucks, if you just being a douche bag, Ginger Baker. Actually it's a bit. They asked him what he thought about joint bottom as people trash run, the internet causes so many counts there, but any time you ever asked a drummer Iraq Drum about jobs, bonnet. They all just in hush tones speak of the power, His swing, his feel his subtlety, these originality, his did the triplets, single based round the whole fuckin thing agenda baker said John Bonham couldn't swing a sack of shit, It was what fucking my jaw was almost on the ground. I couldn't fucking believe it, and I did burst out laughing
I've never. Do you hear somebody was considered a god just dismiss like that? and then even like clapped, and he didn't shit on bond about like clapped and they were like. You know how to compare bottom to ginger He was just like our now that he's like you know it's not even Basically, it's not even a contest. Your beggar was fully formed musician. A composer in and all this type of stuff, I don't know I just for me, I don't like. I mean I've actually looked at photos online and considered blot having them blown up and hanging them in my house of John Bonham. That's like what I think of him. stay here. Somebody just you know, base Like my Lance Armstrong, like you, something like from my Lance Armstrong moment. You know those people got all disappointed like what do I tell my chance
My legs Armstrong moment would be if ice found out that in the studio he actually played a double paddle or double a strong nine all are you guys are going to show that picture of him with the double based on set up? I know story behind that there was all when he first got the kit when, what's his face hooked him up with that decision, fuck it inside. At this point you have to be a drama to even like any of this common apis, Combine atmosphere. A pc of have, like fifty eight different pronunciations of their last name. He had to deal with Ludwig and I think bottom initially was playing slinger lens and Am I gotta men with Ludwig and got the same set up that combine had so he had a double base and he brought it to live one rehearsal. and the other guys in the band just kept taken the other based from out discord Don't need it, it's cluttering up everything.
I really can't imagine him playing a double based from said he would have fucking drowned out the whole goddamn bed. Whatever anyway thinks it. Doesnt have a fast for just watch him royal, our whole nineteen. Seventy and even can go fuck yourself. But evidently ginger beggars says he couldn't swing a sack of shit which just killed me If you just want to see a fuckin angry, redhead and drums, because I haven't made any drunk videos. Yet this the guy? This is the real deal It's called. Beware of me Baker. underrated listening ginger Baker FUCK an hour and a half. It was awesome and then actually watch some of that that the combat shows that they had the one at royal, our hall. He was fuckin, unbelievable Drums just sounded amazing. An incredible player but that's just the tip of the iceberg of just how he lives is life going broke and just moving on from relationships
really amazing documentary sub anyways with that Let's get to some of your questions, you I feel, like I've been run in my mouth here for fuckin. Almost forty minutes here, bill heard. You love, drinkin, hay and heard you love to drink, and I agree, drinking is great, but I haven't been handling my liquor too well of late. getting blackout drunk every night for a while now, except for a week, what did we, black drunk when you wrote this I've been get I've been getting blackout drunk every night for a while now, except for a It may be a month here and there. Ok, there we got that was on me. Sorry What I want to remember things that have actually happened and not just night terrorist, any Epps on drinking semi responsible. I really would like to continue to use it as a social, lubricant and over all good time, liquid for the free ran right, you're welcome. I've been getting black.
Got drunk every night for a while. Now dude you sound like I am I loved. right, but I dont get blackout drunk. I get just to the point where I say something I wish I didn't say Ed Don't do it every night, I'm getting like I'm drunk every night at depends on your age. I mean, if you're like our NOS seventeen, eighteen and you, discovered alcohol in your pocket. You know. Breaking the way you fuck ninety miles an hour That's always semi scary, even that scary. but you do black out drunk as some serious shit. I don't know I would talk to somebody. I don't know what I would do it Black out drunk every fortnight, I think I would quit for awhile like Get your point where I just embarrass myself too much, and I just need the like back off
I've been really big on beer lay there go back and forth between scotch and beer, and I go to bear. I got no fancy falcon beers, now back to beer that I, like my dad drank and my friends dad's drank when I was a kid, so those basically beer that we stalls several while go back to beers, I drank a nice going I drink, I'm in its is weird sort of like you know, my taste that I just think about. I was picked up just drinking in the woods. The cops do cocksucker. so yeah. That would be. That would be my ear. Look if you're not an alcoholic, I would just monetary you're drinking, but if you're getting blackout drunk every night, you might have a problem. So I wouldn't to tell you how to drink, semi responsibly, cause of Europe, an alcoholic you're not going to do so What explore a little more your level of addiction and when you figure that out, I would then act accordingly in it
You figure out the Turin alcoholic. I would trying drinking as soon as possible because it will ruin your life. Believe me. I said something fucking horrible this weekend after did my shows. It was only after like two beers. Going try to figure out how to tell this story without adding any voting in it. I'm sitting there. drank some two girls come up now, you're funny about bow. Hey thanks a lot. You stand out here. I gotta leave and five hours. What are you a fuckin moron? Yes, I am that type of shit, and so they point girl she's, like the girl. Next door go and you know what she does. What are they He does analysis in using get a red. I just couldn't get a red on the scarf. I dont know what she did. He looked like she would just working customer service, but there was something different about it, but it was because she like that
Wouldn't she desolation just get a regular job. You don't get married, become a mom where those people. they just happy. So you don't need to go out and try to achieve some stupid, fuck and goals. Are they then get trashed on twitter? Twenty ways they go, she actually flies those giant cargo planes with like, three tanks in the bag that they drop out. What the fuck parachutes like you. Get me like. That's unbelievable. right are blown away than she pointed a friend and goes as my friend she's? We had cheerleader for this professional football team right. They tell me that Now I think it's bullshit, unlike our Europe Fuckin Pilot, not saying, The girl was a good looking, but I'm kind of drunk at this point, as I haven't eaten Elliot Two beers everything I had two fuckin peers but are even to bears the level asshole. I am stone sober to beers in I say that lie ahead.
I just you, know kind of whisper, told my go. There's no way was a cowboys cheerleader. She, Iraq is big enough and then she just goes clear as day did you just say my rack is big enough for illegal fuckin asshole. Well, I think I thought I whispered there. Evidently I yelled it over the fuckin music. I had to try and talk my way out of that wasn't said she was a good looking, but you know you watch em on tv. They make it look like they all got fuckin you, no fuckin very least thirty four see all the way up to decouple Teddy's they make up. Perfect, most of em are probably fake, psyched effect I told us it look every trick out. There's big tidies in Dallas, This is me flailing trying to get out of it. Or trying to like. I felt bad. I should just apologize. I was drunk with you. I apologise for that. I set it. She heard it asshole
but I did say, goes like the capital world. She did give me a high five and I thought fine, but later on when I walked out, I walked by. I think it was her husband. She had a wedding ring on anyone By this kind of funny way, we twenty holds up a cell phone, and I see that as a picture of a Dallas cowboys cheerleader on it. I think it was his wife Which made she went over and told him, and I want to that guy she told you, you didn't smash bottle of my head. I really want to. I appreciate it. My fault Next time I come out there by is some fuckin dead or know what it whenever the pupil planet, where the FUCK day about their brutal. So that's. Why try to drink at home? What do I do say some rooted my dog, I'm too old to have Continue to have new stories like this anyway, I feel. What's my move, em a sophomore college and not very spirits with relationships.
This girl about three weeks ago in class and she seems pretty cool. Been hanging out progressed Fifthly, more often during the last couple of weeks, I feel like I've getting signs from her, but I'm pretty, confused. Now comes to my room and we hang out on the bed lie and close to each other. Guy, do she's waiting for you to make a move. That's what Next move is make a move. We hang out of my bed line close to each other and do homework or watch a movie or whatever. She also tax me every day, so yesterday we care for the first time they now about it. Right when they bring the substitute guy in all those nerves, are keeping score that fuckin erasing shit. You know about it Urgent out of the Mine Iowa, and it was his sister. Yesterday we kissed for the first. before she left about twenty may after I get attacks from her with about sex.
paragraphs. Explaining how she kind of has a boyfriend body creature like shit, so it's pretty! it's over! Jesus. You know what there is always a price to pay the matter. What you do. Like the guy doesn't want to drink anymore, wants to take her down this price. He's gonna pay the price he's gonna pay is he's gonna, be sitting there doing the right thing, not drinking wishing them you just sit there in fact pound twenty beers euro, but he wants control of his fuckin life and the price he has to pay is he can How do I get? and then there is the other side you drink to twenty four beers, and then you know the price you pay the price paid after having two fuckin lightweight, you know, say you go. You find They make the move you kiss there's always a fuckin price You gotta, ask yourself, Sir: are you willing to pay the price
continue on Hungary, the rest of this because I could say right now. There possibly a fuckin beat down Slash double murder, slash, maybe double murder suicide. At the and if this pussy rainbow Anyways outweigh the rest, he goes and also she explains how she's not ready for a relationship we can still cuddle. I don't know about. yeah fuck this chick. He goes on trying to get my dick wet, but she also seems: could you try to get your dick? What this does not a virgin? You speak but you ve speaking the language training. Dick? Why are you we have pocketed the pistol, fuckin formation, Are you kissed her? That's the mesh point.
You gotta do is all radio what's goin on? What's going on right here to auto re bright right, come onto you know what the fuck you gotta do, Right now, you don't. You seem like a guy who got laid hasn't got laid for whilst an hour. Maybe you really liked this girl? I don't know what the fuck is going on right. Let me just read the rest of this fucking things like two more senators says. Just don't want to be in the same position for the next two months. Should give a shit about this girl. Am I getting bullshitting yeah yeah Bullshit. She wants to get out of the relationship, but she doesn't want to be lonely, are is what you say to say. Look I I think you know I'll. Do that kiss girls were boyfriends. I don't do that stuff I don't hang out with them laying on beds. with love the land, a bed and kiss you. If you did not have a boyfriend, so
I think it would be best if, when that situation clears up, you know then come. you know, but you know wait. Awhile give the guy Opportunity to see yet all he's gonna kill, you are not so I don't get caught in the crossfire at dig it out too, months. He doesn't kill you Which safe, I will gladly bang you In my yeah, my fuckin dead, my single That's no way to handle it. that's all. I should be handled at your age, but there weren't podcast, so I The lesson of my DEC. fuck there was. There was took me fifty five minutes to be funny, but there was all right Fiance's Ex a bill, I really pretty. the show keeps me saying in the cubicle farm or God bless you fuckin fighting a good fight out. There
now to the meat of the email, this guy. thanks me and like a sentence in a half, and he gets right to what this is those people? This is textbook? he goes. My fiance who I loved dearly, has an ex boyfriend. She maintains a friendship with fucking dry. This bitch right now start knee jerk reaction. Continuing, We should hang without prejudice. I am of the mindset that men and women cannot maintain that kind of relationship. Thank you preach John especially if there was some kind of dating involved pass I am not Comfortable, this guy. I am struggling with this was drawing with this. should ice straight out. Tell
can, I don't like being around or do I take the more painful approach and pretend everything's cool one other quick, Should I have to make a run to new mixed Mexico soon and wanted to snagged the name of that italian place. You were talking about on the part cast of so back ass fuck. You know what it's right next to a Hilton garden in begins with a b. Like Bueno Buenos up, my DEC on somebody New Mexico help this guy out, and send it to me, and I read it next. We gotta figure it out by next week are right. That's a promise. they was yeah. Do you got you got you gotta? This is. This is not cool at all. It's not cooler. That's not call it off guys do not continue being friends with women,
women may be, can do it by guys can do, is trying to use trying to fucking scan trying to bang. Through that fuck, this is your fiance. He can't fuckin have that we can have the euro This is what you gonna. Do you gotta tell her that and when she gets mad and she gets upset, why didn't trust me but why have a global view you have to? Did there and talk believe maintain your cool. Do not take the bay. She starts calling you names, she's, a name calling all that do not get upset. You say that that should I did my act. Who does? assist later, when you calm down, I dont want argue about this think it's fair the position you're putting me in and
I would never do that to you. I would never hang out with an Ex girlfriend of mine. I I don't think that's cool. So our appreciate it. If you would not do that anymore and if she can ten years to do it, I would marry somebody else personally, you know, I'm not cool down. My relationship either deal with that. You know I've got it that a couple of times where you know it's just cars, afraid I we took an acting class love like now. Now, Let me explain to you think he's yes, yes, he is, he has tried to. He has tried to yes exactly. You know Or maybe he's he's hoping that you have hot friends that he can try and fuck. by you know, being the guy who hangs out with the chicks you know,
maybe he's tried to that, but he's trying to Fort Sumter and if you're the the thing around he's, gonna, try and fuck you, so no, its, not cool besides next what this is all fuckin guys talk about. The lady ease this week, stay with girl or not. I build upon yes thank. You enter the tough situation, so I would like to know your thoughts about the girl for five a few weeks into which she mentioned she had been in our relationship for five years and is still friends with the guy. What the fuck is this the same? One already answer this. Well, I've met and it was a bad. Do she used to talk to him a lot, so she seemed not over him and mention that they were based. equally fuck body since breaking up which I don't mind happening, Do mine her thinking? It's no biggie to tell me let me try and do the math on that. she mentioned. They were basically fuck body since breaking up.
Which I dont mind happening, but do mind her thinking. It's no biggie to tell me you don't mind if she spoke in the sky and the side, just don't bring it up Was there aren't be sung about that. A girl. I dont, want to know southern Africa remember anyway. It see like it was a recent break up, but when I asked her, She said in a roundabout way. It was about two years ago, but two, in she admitted tat. She had last slept with them. The weak after she met me, which was I the night of the day we met for the first time so after our first date, this sounds dumb but otherwise things are good and she's town. about him down sense and is a good girl. Different to a lot of work. so my past, which is why I stayed with her after that. This girl's fucking, your brains out there what's going on she likes thanks again,
aren t you. She fought this guy at least one more time after your first date. That is that my instinct, I'm not saying it's true. That's just my instinct anyways Only five and haven't had a girlfriend before out of not wanting to settle and enjoy being single exactly There we go, you haven't had a girlfriend before you don't want to set up a relationship. You could just setting this one up dude. Come on, you can have some self worth here. Ok, factors! This isn't a muddy kids, it's gonna, fuck body. banks and one time after your first date? Obviously she wasn't seen fireworks the fuckers she do with you Letter blow you one more time and show the fucking door. Sorry get emotional I let up outlets respect this now read the rest, though I was getting sick of the single life when I got with her and would be bombed out with the prospect of getting laid less than once a month, yeah yeah, you know something while using each other.
Are you five months, and I really hope you not love with this girl. Did I graduated and want to move out of our city partly to move in with a really good friend who I miss? Who lives interstate and she still has one year to go- it doesn't seem keen on moving your words based on. that one, and I think I already told you I don't they he's gonna, be the mother. Had children areas snake. But when I tell people how we met, I feel could be missing out on advancing my career and be with my best friend as I've grown. Apart from my other friends as well as getting out of my shitty small town. Do you think I should move out cut, distinct short apps, a fuckin loudly, and you know you should get out EU shitty, small town. For this. This girl she's gonna, be in that same bar every Fuckin Christmas when you come home to visit your parents, ok, he's gonna, be there
and every year face is gonna, get a little fatter and she might have more ain't gonna fuckin arm You are gonna, be moved out with your life, one day, you're, not gonna want to go back to that bar you just gonna drive by it and you gonna be I got one of she's in there and you're not going to give a fuck, because the girl you give your dreams is gonna, be in your passenger sitting in a drive right by on this perfectly focused covered road, there's a picture for but that's only gonna happen if you dump this whore and get out of that small shitty town prior right now is a good one. Ok off all of garden, chronicles, boy I'm at twenty four year old Parttime college student working at all? and this check Here- has been a real flirt towards me. I see just about all the signs. She always tells me how delicious I smell gross
bad. She wants to play with my hair o K. One time when I was testing out a drink. She took the glass rotated to the part where my mouth wasn't drank on it from there All right, so you know she swallows, so? What do you plan on taken all asked a mouth? Sorry, For some reason, I found that hot this guy. Fuckin a lairs every about her was: was everything about it was incredible figure. Nice, tits and glasses made her look, even sexier, with her Pinta pair one big problem. This is, game, changer, she's, seventeen tee I think she's got major fuckin, daddy issues come on. There's plenty of horrors that are of age.
Do I really need to read the rest of this week? at the same time. The other night just started talking outside out dude. If this fuckin goes to some sexual thing, if I read it is on my part of the fuckin crime Is seventeen legal in your state, some states. It is just a little boy I did the gentlemen thing and asked her if she needed a ride home, you you, fucking, cunt, don't lie to me. I thought we were friends call. Yup you're, asking for advice than you for anything, I'm a fucking moron! You didn't the generally thing your dick was for pushing through your zipper. You you want to write all you want Fuckin ruin this girl try to do the generally that you look at you, What actually just for that? I should even read the rest of this, but I'm too fuckin interested she politely decline and said her sister wants to pick her up, adding that she doesn't want to use me like that. Justice
and she was afraid that she might get you used to it and expected Every time we work together stand double. It's not the standard. Will she's fuckin jerkin you around? She put it. Goddamn, fuckin peachy Thirteen sexual, you know. Inside the bar, then you get outside this. My car, you wanted just fuckin genuine wicked little show now. That's ok every one of these girls. It gets you dick Fuckin, you no harm. the Fuckin Rock and then just walks away? Just wants to see you chase it and the only way you gonna get. It is, if you just fuck and walk away from it and shall follow your home like a lost puppy, but she seventeen, you don't want that to happen anyways. However, she asked me to stick around keeper but he till her ride comes she me where I usually hang out to cry out mighty in trouble for this shit, I'm not leaving the rest that she's always Jesus when she called Kip winger they'll. Tell you what the fuck do. I say:
Walk away all right. The only question is: are we asking her as well? Are you turning eighteen For when she says why say because I'll tell you on your birthday. Already that support cast for this week, everybody bitter sweet this week. You know Rondeau went down towards Asia. I've spoken of the Celtics. I really do. I know a lot people to hit the bosses celtics, but you know something. If I Appreciate this the power solves a great basketball player and Kobe Bryant, not you gotta, even as a Laker fan come on, he got up got it. You have to admit the less you just the strait of cut the falcon he's got more heart than any other team in a league. You know they do. You know they do. I'll, tell you they will fight you to the end, even fucking,
call me said it is said, the Celtics never fucking, quick, and if you guys think that because Rondeau has gone down that this team is gonna roll over your Roddy, a fuckin minds are right: My way, this team roles overs of Danny Age in those guys break it up. That's the only way. That's the only. Fuckin way, and I was flying to god- spoken where and I miss that whole Celtics HEAT game, but I have been watching the Bruins I watch him come back. Tonight. After them, hurricanes tighten up. Her gives a good man, great gold tender fuck in that country. For checking I've ever seen. But we somehow survived it, but there are a great team at the devil's tomorrow night, when their own great. So I can tell you how much I miss talking when it came back just absolutely we fucking love is the greatest goddamn sport and I love that most people think it sucks. Please, by our
its continued to not watch it. I love this. It's great being Fourth, most popular sport, its great you know what that's like, that's like in like shit like that, it's like being the base. Player in this fuckin awesome bed, you just collecting checks, but when you- golf stage. Nobody recognise nobly, gives a fuck thrall run all over the singer in the legal text and you get the live. A life good, I'm a beach drink of pocket, six pack with your rockstar money. You know you got enough money to get a good look. In fact, woman. Do you have to do what the bullshit. What am I talking about? I came up with the fuck. What have they just? I love being a hockey fifth scrape outside. And I was that I've been on for planes- are three days right, there's my excuse. I'm leaping home! I test!
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She's she's doesn't seem like a girl for you. She might be able to advance you stop Alligator Armand it. This way happy the girl for you she's a little to advance. This woman is a fuckin war, pig you're, not I'm trying to be like tender in Vienna nicely not alligator armies, much sports night out
You know what I really don't appreciate when I come down here and having this conversation with you in your authority, those poor thing than me, and you always knew always. I owe you to my sport. Will you need the support they? Let you have to like remind me that I'm not on the same level as you like, so I'm not gonna get all you're amazing sports references and terms and phrases, and I appreciate that, could you I believe that one in ten minutes- just going on this rant about how dumb I am and how innocent I am with using the word fag, and I go in here like an innocent hard, but you dumb and you just respond with rage at the whole. You made me this fuckin like the simpleton. Yet I really do want everything but fucking it up being
big guph, do work and on the street, like you know, and actually crushed somebody the deaths trying to have them. That's how you just paid me like you're like over of mice and man. That's how you paid me within ten minutes of this, your lady and of lights and man. That's how you gonna get that's exactly how you described me too, dumb to know their fuckin reference and then because I say alligator arm is ok you seen an alligator right. Do they have long arms? Now they didn't, they do not in its basic it's it's a sports term. some throws you the ball and you could actually reach out and get it, but you don't totally reach out cause you're worried about getting hit. Ok, so how is the alligator arm site? So if you don't catch the ball, the guy can't hit you Ok, I thought all I'm saying you so your alligator arm in this in that you're going this girl, isn't the girl for you blah blah blah he's in he's in there. What the fuckin pit viper right he's, the goat and she's appears on
he is the std free go. He is walking, I'm fucking incubator of just I mean I mean it Probably I wanted to say that your offer. You should not forget that bad advice. Why this girl, I'm telling you walk in the Hague, is supposed to do about it. Tell the whole fucking score is now is not the girl for you, move on somebody else's more years be, and why is that bad advice cause you're acting like you know, she's, not into sports likes to eat and is a morning person like supports my stay not being alive. This person is, like you know this person isn't for you, I mean it. funny. It's like that. It's a simple way of saying that you know, We should move on. That's that's all. It is now did like you know what the toddler he's about rated touch us a hot stove you gotta be like there has to be a sense of urgency here, like
like no, no, no! No! No! This! This will hurt you. I hope you are you make the little fucking. Can they don't speak English? You try to fuck it. Could I speak here: you're gonna, fuck yourself, you're. Talking to this person like Try some of the sandwich you, I didn't really like that bread- or maybe you like this bread like, gets just like this whimsical, this twenty daisies and what you say this is. This is a very Dangerous situations guy should stay away from this girl on all fuckin. In all girls like this. she's got a freeze on a period and she has no fuckin like like class opens a leg. Let us all to pull it out. They just go off on this other ways. She suggesting anal. This girls, like if she's a fucking mess. Stay away from this growth. This girl get pregnant. This girl give you fucking disease, steal your laptop because a fucking nightmare. Knock it off
my advice for a lady dear bill. It was my boyfriend for two years now we're college together and is currently taking a semester abroad. Oh Jesus, where, in Brazil, before he left, we had a running joke that I was going to need a vibrator when he left as the prize parting gift. He Let me one I have couple: friends whose boy bought them sex toys. So, while I was a little surprised, he actually got me a vibrator. I also happen to know that it's a relatively normal is relatively normal for a boyfriend. Do that yet it's basically like this errors, chastity belt you trying to down the pussy disgusting idea that but that's where they were now anyway, he always done because I see to use them to my say, numb up your area, the end and the guy can't even remotely train. You know.
Do something for me: you gotta be sitting, thereby bang it, I'm, as their usual were using the thing. I should like you in an alien, a fuckin. This girl, that's just all deck, there's no body basin areas, whatever, let's move on whether basing it on basic might my fucking life, It did live a little bit of a life before I met you. I realise that any way fast it's about a week ago we were on Skype, vs you to take this thing out. We don't have sex chats, thank God, and he casually asked me how his gift for me working out, I told him it was working out pretty well. He then mention that he had bought. dumping for himself. A flashlight. Joe relevant experience is brought to you by the flesh like every we are. We does every very weird those
very we're talking it. Ok, they look like that thing. Bobo fit well into died in one of those who face movies. I know how to be faithful to our that's nice can he said she goes. I know what this was, because I am an average listener of Joe Robins part cast down Joe Robins come up three times in his pocket who raves about it constantly Boyfriend had never mentioned to me tat? He was interested in anything like that and I always thought the idea of it was totally creepy like it, was totally cool, but in all honesty I, You don't want him to be fucking. A perfect fake, I got lost and ass she was taking. Is Joe Gonna get mad that I'm saying that this is weird? Ok, I
like it was totally cool. But in all honesty I really don't want him to be fucking of perfect fake vagina whenever he wants to on finding myself getting crazy jealous. an angry whenever I think about it. I know I know I'm jealous of an inanimate objects, which seems in saying. Let me finish: I'm really struggling with this, because part of me wants to be completely okay with it, so this sort of hypocrites the critical to get angry when he got me a vibrating, But I'm starting to think that maybe he only bought me a dildo, so I won't be able to complete when he got himself a proxy pussy rightly puts the. So what do you think do I need to suck up and get over this oars? My jealousy legitimate?
thanks and go fuck yourself go fuck is vague. Pussy is why these my fading a real policy Emmy in Fucking, a real blessing man, you now it's all good, plus you. You did not just like the policy that that he's missing is also missing. Like you now tired and kissing and the whole other part of it too, and that fake pussycat how low and neither, though he isn't you get right to the deserve. don't be driving. Try these Brussels Browed, don't NATO be jealous ring over the trace, lay J when he comes back and will be even better because you both have been like doing with inanimate objects, and so I dont worry rediscovering each other. All we're gonna be even better. I'd offers real anymore. I don't think it's a good thing. Why as once used down a path sexually.
you know in order to get off that path. You don't just jump over onto another path. You gonna walk all the way back up the path he went down, get to them. Work. Will you fucked up and then head down the other one. what I'm saying is he might get used to just doing that and the sensation of that is what gets them off and then what her pussy doesn't feel like the flesh, light they'll better here, we'll bill. Bang her and then. and then when he needs to finish, shall be guy and now for me, I'm gonna take a guy what that fuckin thing now, even better if anything be alive. Oh my god, I forgot what a real woman we all black and he'll be done and like to That's what's your hope
I don't think you should be jealous of it, though there both thereby doing the right thing when you're in a relationship in your that far apart from each other, because you do I'm paying all sorts of Harry European Girls no offense to Harry European girls. But I'm just saying you know, listen, I watch this thing, one time or listen to it on the radio. We're lost Collins. Sec shows this guy had a plan, wait. He jerked off the sea dry hump the rug. It was causing shaping on his dick in it, but it was the only way he could get off because he wasn't in our relationship for a while, and he kept doing that. I don't saw just say it like. I would go easy on us, it's like anything, anything and moderation. Yet how often is he using this and how I can assure you that, if used to vibrate too much, you numb yourself up down there. They, when you guys now feeling so disgusting overrated underrated for the weak overrated, the Superbowl.
Underrated rounds, one in two of the NFL players bill, Maybe sacrilegious to say in America, but I actually enjoy rounds one in two of the NFL players more than this for that, is it Back to religious because at no point does beyond say or Brittany Spears, sing before and in the half time show, does not apply. produce bags dont like football, showing up feeling like they have to be there. You know all the broad why you would get. Why are you looking at me because you go to super parties every year and you hate football, other fun, they're, nice gatherings talk with the games No, I don't run no gap when the house- oh my god, it's disgusting, if you do it again, this year were broken up each week, you two games. On Saturday and Sunday there,
to be that we can win. This thing excitement in the air and I can relax and watched the games and the comfort of my home or at a local bar without dozens of non fans in the room ass. If the case of a Super Bowl party Superbowl, on the other hand, has become so pretentious in recent years. I dont even really wanna get worked up for it. much as I used to the gain takes forever. Eighty five percent of the commercial sucks and were forced to stare Madonna's beat up face for thirty minutes. Turn at half time show plastic, we gap between the Super bowl and the conference champion really takes the air out of the sails. What are your thoughts? I think this is what you do. You watch the Superbowl alone and you take it. And you start watching it. You dvr it An you watch you what but you give the game and ninety minute headstart then you just sit down you watched by yourself and you play through the pre game.
and you just watch the fucking game and when the half time show come, she fast forward through that and now you're, the third quarter and thorough report, fourth quarter. It's gonna be regular time football. That's the way to watch the super born you watch by yourself, maybe within the body of yours that enjoys again. That's all. I would do it. You know no thoughts on it now, but what about the social aspects We're gonna have brownies during the total, oh my god, the way the broad talked or that fucking game and an immense and its triennial women who, like everybody, shuts up to watch the commercial and then the game comes back to do what was way. What did you take? What that's deftly the best ones so far, humming that cost. Why don't you start line? from all parties. Man idea. Why didn't you die? If you don't-
the game. I don't do any that's. What are you talking about? I don't I don't like Needlepoint. I don't go to your fuckin me. The point I have already said to me: I don't know what do you do, Crafts I dont crashes, super bowl or those things come. There is talk when you trying to glue the popsicle sticks together and shut the fuck up when they talk throughout the game. I go in the other room. What other people with their lives lies lies? Yeah now lies lies. Ok, that's the Monday morning, part before I get out of here. that's it we're gonna make long on our right. There's nothin else path. Now: ok, Amazon, dot com, everybody! If you want to work. If you want to work by something on Amazon com and support, my park ass, good, a billboard, dot, com, click on the package page take it that we got a link. What have we got a little box, little window thing, the little icon. You click on that day. I have no idea what they called the banner.
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