hey what's goin on his bill bar is down for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast and just check in it on you how are you how is your we going what you paying attention to in the news that's cause new to yell at people you don't know online her what's goin on did you hear about this somebody did this and then someone said that and the results may surprise you fuckin do you know i walk through the goddamn airport and i'm just look at all these fuckin people look in on their phones you knew what i see i see me that's what i say see my gun doing that i'm just sidney staring at my fuckin phone looking at somebody flip a fuckin water bottle somebody fuckin duncan a basketball and everybody runnin away

the world just as did somebody fuckin plaintive drums what am i doing you know i sit there and read a book you know so i looked smart but no one could even notice there all fuckin staring at their phone so what is the point of reading in public if people can't even see adorn cause that's why you don't write nobody reads in public you're a kind of a fuck you see some fuckin asshole walking down the street with a book you just across the street like we are male maybe during public me that's what she supposed to do you read in public so you get credit for its everybody it's like that time gonna seinfeld episode jason alexander wanted to get credit for tipping they didn't seem see reach back into do it then they thought we still

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that did anybody watch the monday night football game that bad but it put it to the kansas city chiefs against the fact in denver broncos and jesus christ i thought that announcer was gonna fucking fate i have never heard and announced is so goddamn excited about a regular season game that my home these i shall die homes captain come back for good something else mao everything that he did like when he was role and i must say the guys in goodies i can be a fuckin star one of the guy said you don't he came into the game is a legend wait for a month right everybody flippant the fuck out i know why it's a goddamn business right you know he's fucking older than dirt this other ok guys like you know drew breeze

is a year to younger the brain parry manning falconry thompson all they can't even get through these fuckin names without yonah peyton manning fuckin retired they need new people right how many yards of these new people going to throw for when you can't even like start to hug them and then stop and do them you know them to think now we go to hug a friend of yours is i think a little you get off like a nervous you know that defensive lyman grab quarterbacks now and they still get a flag so when it was a guy fuckin roles out he's it ended quarterback roles out to his left this guy's breathing down his neck he dies it is ankles right before mom's goes down a switch to baldos left in and through it four yards in this guy caught it which ice ives abrek far do that have seen a live thing people do that before this guy's got i hope you realize what you just saw here

i think the nfl gave a cyclist made you gotta hype this fuckin kid up ok you get a height this fuckin kid up and as always under can a sports don't ever listen i'm always telling everybody to fuckin relax not be excited taken all the fun out of it but kansas city as of right now has the worst difference in all of football everybody's freakin the fuck out i mean they should be forgotten mobs is looking like the real but it's just like you knock it off if you know fix that problem you're not gonna do shit in january so i don't know what all this screamin and yelena is above i hope you guys realise what what part what i just said here on this podcast people want that was like one of the greatest monday night football games evolves was it

like what happens every time a sit down a watch again somebody's up by ten and then goes into a fuckin shit i don't know what and then they lose the game kid like that happens to happens all the fuckin time the greatest babar guides at all times it reminded me of three regular season games i saw the day before if that was what about the fucking bengals falcons like that wasn't i guess it didn't happen on monday my such a jerk i have no idea anyways what you know who knows i'm gonna be taken it it's wednesday right now and i taking a red eye flight out too ring fail massachusetts to do shows springfield and austin and then down in connecticut and power

she's gonna be army with without on all the shows and then i'm also working with some boston guys that started out with i'm working with frank centrally in spring tony pee at boston garden and dance smith's down in connecticut so it's gonna be it's gonna be a lot of fun i want to thank everybody this bought the tickets and freckles is going to try to go out there and not put on forty pounds because a farm go back there's gonna be all the old haunts you know you're back east they get the fuck an insane chinese food the pizza all that stuff so i gotta like ice cream joint studies to all this shit that i am the rapporteur happens we're never go back to boston is because i left the ninety five i go back two but i think i'm twenty two years old way i'm eating somehow back in the day you know you go up twelve pack and then

mcdonald's at the end of the night and go home and the next morning just wake up and go unload trucks stomach was you know you d shook off back then you know it's like doing your first burn out a brand new car like the cargan venal probably wished you didn't do it for me be a data but it can shake it off it still looks knew you know now i do that shit is like fucking parts left in the road anyways so it's sober i wasn't gonna do up and now i'm gonna do it i will do it you know i'm a binge drinking i gotta stop with the shit you know what's an hour on the wagon alarm day but deep a goal but to do as far as peep there's like two different ways of saying you're on the wagon there's like

you know like your on the party wagon or your ear europe whatever the way i see it come on the wagon then always like you not on you not party he fell after wagon meant you started party again for than other people call the wagon the party wagon centre which is one of those things you know it's gonna like that word cock with people it meant deck with with bootblack all the black people i should say it meant pussy you know just a complete adverse met serve an extreme example but i must say that the writers room and in efforts for family and they lay that statue is it in and an end up having this fuckin snoop dogs from the early ninetys were you first a woman's pussy is is cock up

all people people have different ways of saying things don't they i was sort of my mr rogers moment up the podcast there's a bunch of people right now fuckin google and that garden google it go ahead and go i'll fuckin goble our reality right now this could be so maybe this could be something interesting but wave if you guys been followed anybody like i told you followed been following anybody sarcastically on twitter watching them make all of these news events about themselves you know tat how difficult it is to be beautiful let me see here cock now jesus christ this can be my search engine cock google cockroach cox sparrer cockroaches cocker pooh cock meaning pussy

thank you and fifty years old i just search that all right let's see what happens will the fbi show up at my door and we're waiting and were waiting because bill has the worse internet service in there we go cop means vagina let us explain allay weekly wrote an article about this we see here ok elvis cochrane vagina let us explained now i dont want is for can subscribe to the early weekly k rodney car michael's early high school years we're awkward like many young men he wasn't sure how to talk to you girls this is us the problem for a step brother gives a shit ok he'd never met a girl person but rick all that is step rather promised she was cute even better sheets intra michael from afar and thought the same thing about him so there

calls slowly miranda meandered from getting to know you face too clumsy high school attempts at flirtation then she the question that stopped him in his tracks do you eat cock wait that's not a fucking clumsy lord station that's fucking direct fuckin military do you for private comical was confused two young black men everything to that point had suggested a typical teenage heterosexual courtship but question through for a loop is like i don't know she was talking about minor hersey he remembers it was kind of nerve racking confusion was understandable he didn't use the word cock much else but he had heard it by white folks in the media hbo old playboy was slang for peanuts when it was used by some of this famous rap faint favorite wrappers however it meant something else entirely my me rap act to live crew the group obsessed

equally with base and female anatomy and most family by most famous hit me so horny also had a song called h bc in which they chanted head and cock what you like food fellows head booty and cock of jesus christ i remember that song to wipe crew jesus christ what ok snoop dog when i bought my not embrace up off the cock loop dog wraps and his iconic nineteen ninety three hit jenin juice we got enough examined examples so surprise at fledging court courtship quickly wound down nobody's cock was ever even but comic deftly was alone in his confusion there were surely many casualties and in an era when hip hop sudden popularity forced this bit of slang into a head on collision with the broader culture for one group of

people caught preferred to male genitalia for the other four two female dare we go and that's one to grow on see everybody you know every once in a while you learn something here on the fucking thursday afternoon podcast what do you think about their rights you gotta be asking yourself do there when patriots are play in the fucking indianapolis called so rivalry arguably the biggest rivalry and the nfl there are no oil and pig man it was there maybe you know now is not the steelers ravens was a good one like those anyway it was it was a big rather but now you know it's a different time andrew look the year of yet unhealthy now he's back who knows what happens i've loved patriots did on sunday oh by the way fucking call the fuckin broncos a what they covered

still blow the fucking gay but they can also hoping you actually gonna win the game anyways the page did so well against the dolphin sets the team that i want to show up on thursday but these thursday games a weird is everybody's fuckin tired the usual sloppy shit i don't know i keep hearing elements can be back and then other people see isn't gonna be back i don't know but if he's back you know we go tat do you know who likes to party like me in from cleveland it out by defence and get a little pressure on the quarterback something we got shot we got it to go and a little run here will say we shall see what happens so i went to the gym today right now i forgot my headphones and down so the plane you don't your music and shit right and do i get it

my fucking jim it is so funny and such like like i've ever been in a german like eleven or twelve years always worked out my garage but because i need to do the lad pull down to finally build strong step in my shoulder so i can finally do a pull up again so i don't lose like two hundred bucks when i turn seventy cuz i can't do ten pull ups that's the bet with virtually that i up and down so i join this jim and i haven't been jumps along like there is just so many different fuckin work out you know back in the day they used to be i go to a german i believe that that is not what the fuck is don't you know that person really knows what they do and i should ask them for some tips on how to work out but now i haven't been in there so long in this just so many and they want it last time i was a member of the gym like i don't know even kettlebells forget about all of this other shit we're p stand on things like trying to

so they got half a beach ball that stand and on it while they're doing curls and there are also working their core manage i don't know so then ice people do in other shit and she's like ok so is there a legit exercise person just fucking weird i saw a guy on on you know instead of doing depths he lifted himself up he locked his arms up and then he was just like scissor kicking side decide he was running in the year and i was like this that's your ankles like what is what does that mean that something for your core he wasn't bringing his legs uptown we like you just sort of running in the air like in others whose bags who do pole ups and they act like their walking upstairs you know one person did it was cool and in forty thousand people did it and then his middle became do she like roller bleeding

how would i hear this guy say today at the germ of self i've was fuckin write it down i forgot he was just talking about showed any light and analysis there's no way that was efforts of family i just thought that they were really delicate with some sort of something solid subject so that guy talking i like that show because they really they cherish something blah blah blah blah interviews hit on the woman he was talking to a what electronically whose fuckin sensitive but i know we're talking about f his family in speaking of access for family netflix put up first bitter social media about season three which are very excited about it he had dropped at eleven a m or something i guess it's the next day she gets probability saw if you haven't seen it vince von is doing a voice the season

damn it's probably the best fun i've had in the year and the record both with somebody he that guy is like here completely in his own way and he is a fuckin monster alpha that guy is and i did best to try to keep up with them which i dont think i did but once again just another you know huge listen to add to the gas and obviously the funny that's why i think this is our best season and i'm insolvency his production the wild west forever fucking reason the show exists to begin with so i want to thank him and i would thank all you guys if you're even thinking a watching and hopefully you will watch it and then we will get to do it all over again and up this time next year are we talking about a season for but let's not get ahead of ourselves the yankees i dont know what happened it's it's fuckin day before

no it's today it's happening today maybe they're playing right now they're playing the oakland aids and i have no feeling about this guy have no idea who's gonna win this fuckin one but like the fucking check in here what have you got yankees the yankees who played a night what its anti bs i'd like to check this out now you know how much we going to the fucking airports i'm going to miss him evil watch it on the plane should be if you fans on their right flying to whatever the fuck i'm flying into join us i get some average to read here but i do have them with me so just going to say i have them and then i'm gonna i guess we'll drop it in through the magic of fuckin what magic of editing yes on deftly gonna do the year the sober

toby thing i gotta do it man i don't know what my dealers what is it when if you drink you just fucking take it to the end you can also just stop where did where does that exist on like addiction economy like i can literally just stop drinking and i'll have alcohol synergies walk via downloading for can see it but then get back on then i just fuckin i don't know just slammer the guy's be my last one this will be my last one i'm just like that i'm still not for maybe it's my tolerates it's like i don't feel anything stay awake up oh my god my god i feel like shit well i was way drunkard than i thought i'm always amazed at those people that can just sip euro maybe it's just how i'm wired

from play and drums i'm gonna fuckin play drums if i'm gonna go do it too it's gonna be really fuckin long or some shit if i'm going to drink i'm going to drink so just two fuckin old fort and i don't know but as always happens now i'll stop for awhile month to month of fuckin year whatever then i just i just get bored there's gotta be like gotta be a hobby they can come up with do these fuckin people like chasing you around the fucking internet but it is our deco bar cabinet i looked up maybe getting our deco bar hilarious substantive tunnel but i'm not gonna fuckin drink anymore i looked at up like fucking six months ago and they just keep now just click on it to talk to you guys want this will just never leave i don't give a shit what i wish i could be looking up something about platypus is

and in the side of my fucking thing it's gonna say our deco bars but these things my god they are beautiful that's his shit the cheeses fuck you i pay an hour that my god but they are abused that's my david shit i think also because i grew up watch it bugs party that i like our deco shit if you want bugs bunny does a lot of other buildings and stuff you know which people they are not really hated to be honest with you when they first came out they didn't like tat go they never like the new ship you know like i never liked knew she was i just bitching about bitching about fucking patrick mahomet was invention about it i think he's fucking great but that that announced in my god i hate those a couple times like i think this guy's going to faint i live together fuck it pass out this kind of like hands off the ball then again case kane i'm no fuckin response two whatsoever that the guy want went to the fuckin

see championship game last year right beat the saints and alas play the fucking game right granted that was the saints fuck it up i'll speak which second place on the cold now i believe but i don't get just when it should first came out people just did not like it on any level look at i want to use this other thing you can't fucking so unique our deco whisky bar cabinet now how the fuck am i supposed to not drink when this bars like this that i can buy what makes you so whisky or well you know what you put whiskey in there you go fuckin holes in it what are you reach down you get the bodily that comes up like michael jackson used to come up out of the stage i don't like shopping online i say what i need man i need a fuckin flies water skaters it just off the hook right now that i say

off the hook did i say they are raising the roof did i used to watch in our city hall talk show back in the day i think i did i think i did yet these things like that they are now taken a prisoners this is aid this is special forces mosquitos going well saw me in shit and they are fast to shit my hand i coordination is what it used to be but you really makes the flies water is is the holes in it you i mean sources moving through the air it's like it's like the stealth bomb nobody can hear you don't even know it's gonna fuckin jet engine save again here it's that did they can't pick it up on radar is outdated i bet a candle you know we don't america's he spent so much money we can't find that thing and then they they take pictures of it all that's what it is ok gay

looks like if someone was gonna carve a cock meaning a dick in a late and they didn't quite finished that quite rounded off very ways the flies one because it has all those holes it's like it yes when it first starts off we can't you like if someone trying to run you down with the press when they first left to curb you wouldn't hurt by the time you really that engine fuckin turned on it would be too late is the flies water is the priests of of flight killers great cause what else you gotta get that tape you hang down we started tat which is brutal their fuck that's a good mouse thing we're just going to the glue trap me like fucking ribbon themselves apart trying to get out of it there's no need for that night skill cat those creepy as fucking things

you ever get to feel like somebody stealing from you you got tell you don't trust dispersant i've always felt that way about cats i kind of fuckin trust those things as far as i could throw one and i would from it because it's gonna let on its pause anyways right anyways i have a plan the catch everybody decided gotta be the biggest patch of nonsense i've ever said my fucking life gonna be it the boston garden on friday night now get together with some friends i used to play with back in the day to jam during the day in the at this time unlike the form i will not be going for fucking you know three and a half hours among those like ninety minutes is something get in there have a good time and then just fuckin leave him want more so i won't think it he passed i sold my tickets and i've ever seen in my life i can't believe it i'm actually

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stop stressing out about it that's what's making had not happened you not fuck impregnate that girl everybody girl right the one girl gets broken pregnant like eighth grade ninth grade you now you go back for you and your high school reunion she stand there with a twenty two roger i look at you good for you i still got it actually that's my son ah that's right you stand there with their three kids and they all have like beards and moustaches or a full racket teddy's anyways i'm super late because i hung around for an extra day in buffalo and consumed about thousand calories i went to aid the buffalo bills new york jets game at then afterwards i went to the buffalo sabre philadelphia game

i just had a fuckin awesome time out there night actually worked in albany new yorker was working the egg and everything everybody who showed up man i had a great turner football shows first that allow little my personal dip into the theatre market stuck my little toll in there you know but i got time and i the scariest pocket flight i've had an like ten years flying in from chicago i'll be right elevating the fuckin west coast now so for some goddamn he's in los angeles international airport but that's not true it's because it's the other side of the country i mean i can get a fucking direct flight till i got enough bakersfield trying to pick something obscure city but whatever to get

baby i got a fly into chicago than that which fortune which was no problem that i flew from chicago in albany and when we came in on final approach i don't know happen the guy's equal cabinet for final approach and we just as we were in this fuckin soup we read chop or whatever the pie it's called and we just go up five feet down six sounded back up seven widgets in this shit and as i have stated before here on the park i don't mind turbulence when i'm way up in the falconer i give a shit drop a thousand feet thirty thousand off the fuckin ground i don't care right but when you like come in our final approach all of a sudden drop in five six hundred feet it up hidden tv antennas like back in the day like fred flintstone when you don't want to get busted for whatever the fuck he was doing ryan easter driving around the neighbourhood less so in the antennas what

was you don't you see cheat not wilma am i doing some some stand up comedy material from the nineteen eightys as was out what i'm doing was it so we just in this shit and this guy as one final approach ok and like fifty five minutes late i'm just looking out the window doing what i always do go gimme some lights let me see some fuckin lights of the city so i can figure out how high up we are so i can figure out how much i need to be freak out we just kept flying through the shit and i was like really really bad to the point i was actually feel a little bit queasy right and this is not saying shit i'm thinkin fuck we're flying the albany who flies in the albany you know is that the fuckin is that tom brady fly a plane or do we got the back up what are we know is fuckin name albany the studs they

i d j f k they fly into le guardia they fly into newark dental flying to albany right so sidney freakin the fuck i'm gonna god we got we get the fuck it back up to the backup we get trend for his backup plant flying the goddamn plain so i did some have done whilst i pray to god oh gee that's how bad it was either fuckin hedge that's gonna pay and i were talking a lot of trash about you on the monday morning podcast wait a minute the way we need to explain it considering you know everything now see ourselves i guy sigh for their side for that sorry for my sets in a really start to get nervous because we still fuckin you know people stomachs to drop in and i'm really fuckin praying and then all of a sudden i heard this woman puke like ten rose back right

nobody is like visibly nervous and no one is left out the bitchy screen yet and then i just hear this lady like twelve rose bacco right so i start laugh in my fuckin ass off is exactly what i need a little bit of humor so i can just complete pave over any sort of emotion that i feel it and then we were back in the fuckin chop again and then the pilot comes on it says yeah they have us in a holding pattern because you see this storm what i think that was why don't you fly up above it or fly east to the sheriff get away from what we just stayed in it the flying in circles in this fucking storm and we would we would get point where i was sort of tolerable and then go back into it again it was really get in bed i was trying to read a magazine and made me like car sick which it gives us air sick when europe thereby the same shit and and then i heard this guy like two rows behind me you know he let out this way

the bitchy like all although as we were gone over the thing i actually made me fuck and angry euro christ's sake hold you fuck and get yourself together fuck start making those noises making everybody scared you asshole so we did our that's what it was for fuckin forty minutes within this shit and people appear then people will make an wu wu oh like literally like there and i'm sitting there trying to fuckin remember what prayers you're supposed to say from back the days when i was an altar boy right you fuckin rang the bells the third day he said this is what i've done for you i came of us this is my body which will be have enough for you that's why you ring a ding ding ding with the fuckin the bells the least that's how we did it you know

that's the only lame attempt at my church made to try to fuckin compete with water what's going on fuckin in the inner city right they play a wreath of france with headline in or some shit you just tell me look like a young fuckin opie cunningham whatever the fuck a goddamned dudes name was i'd have watched that show the any griffith show i always find it depressing watching those broker southern people that town drunk was never funny to me so i always we finally fuckin land in everything good god albany i do the gig everything's fucking great and i go out to buffalo drive across the state of new york absolutely we're just day and the second i even get in the vicinity for we tell me was a fucking five hour drive six hour drive from all benito buffalo what i don't know i don't know i don't know how people drive

but you can go a lot faster than that three hours and fifty minutes here pussy so i go and then the second i get in the buffalo it's like fuckin pouring derogatory to stop any the media was the most miserable fucking whether at i end up doing my show and i know what's going on i'm fucking tired and i lost interest in this story when you think about that how do i regroup here you fuck me was i thought i start my record of god dammit this why don't you my paused yes on the same day that i fly is because i'm so fuckin sleepy that i can't i can't focus i keep trying fuck and keep the momentum going and i just can't do it i can't fucking do let's let us try to hit the highlights i get to buffalo i do the goddamn show i have a great time da the other community i'm working with me poverty will

while you out this is buffalo they are known for their wings there always in shit right philly she's stake you gotta fill you gotta cheese stake right fuck in atlantic city you get you you get can you get your dick shock in the alley right buying a fuckin blue at bay tromp casino you do you you do what the right one in rob you do with the romans dose fuck it where buffalo let's go get some goddamn buffalo winks it'll get some wings so there's two places to go you they gotta doves you gotta anko bar and deaths was right down the streets we said fuck it let's go there gotta tell you you want i will live up to the hype fest can wings i ever had a right atta crunchy outside you like people dont know how to make the wings around the rest of the country when the courts the outside is crunchy

that means i as my dad would say christ you're cut the shit out of tat yeah usually that meet somebody over cooked it is my dad eloquently puts a cook the shit out of it so they say christ you cut the shit out of it face all twisted up anyways would you could carson restaurants you know tell you so we were so many rights after nine eleven i swear to god member used to be able to walk into mcdonald and you get your i tried and they would call egotism the manager fuckin dude yeah you're what well they're fucking called i'm sorry sir let me get you some other what did you do that right now we re able to do or those my drinking years i can remember that's how i that's how i did it so anyways

once again i've lost my train of thought i don't know where i am yes we go in their wake and in their literally therefore encroaching on the outside their dead juicy the inside and they got this believable sauce and we get the duff beer it was this shit never there when obama went there this is another places a place called anchor bar yes when obama went the reflect a coin he went to duff so we went to the same place the president went to but then afterwards ass fuck it i gotta tell their part of the store out jesus you know what this is this is like the first draft of a script except this is all i got buddy for the second me let's be like a fucking edward movie cut that was perfect moving on so the next day i got over the bills game are right now i'll do my little hundred dollar bet a pick and three games against the spread once again this week i went one in two and when one or two last week saw to it for a pitiful to one for evil

fight teased teams last week i still at a lost with the fuckin falcons weakness saints and overtime so this week who did i have first of all the dumbest thing you do as a gamblers i bet with my heart something they're gonna write the bills are get in five i know every foot family there right now go now jeez that's cause you know the fuckin final result i am taking our dejected and play in great they should go in and absolute destroy this time it's fuckin rain and out it's a divisional rivalry this is exerting i got a couple injuries and their secondary this exact kind of a fuckin game that goes the exact opposite way right was i hate the jets i say fuck it i'm taking the bills and then i also took the bangles its cleave i lost that one and there was one of the one that i took i pick the fuckin ravens i gotta

nick what the ravens man the ravens been good to me and solve the lions but i think the cats out of the bag that the lions can actually hank so that it can be gettin fuck and thirteen point spreads anymore but anyways so i show up their right and i'm walking into the stadium fuckin rain and out jesus i thought this part of the story up to you know what this podcast grace cut the shit out of it yeah i was fuckin rain and this one thing i've learned that when you go to a football and you're dealing with the elements visited the more of it douche bag you look like the one are you gonna be all right i saw the rain and i said fuck this and we were right to deck sporting good and i'm like i'm buying that fucking i'm gonna buy a raincoat with the matching

encodes slacks i don't give a fuck i bought a pair a vow wool socks and i was good to go somewhat version and they only had like two raincoats left and they were the exact same color this fuckin great slush puppy purple so we both have matching extra large falcons if it's the jacket and the pants we're working at a fuckin airport then what we are bringing in the fuckin sol playin right that was a purple airplane right that's what we look like so we go up to the gay bright one of us is comfortable because neither one of us is a gesture of bills fancy were an enemy territory and dodge like a drizzling out it's fuckin called so i proceed to put on this barney the dinosaur outfit right and right off the bat versus pumpkin al gore man i'm just gonna understood awaited get away the top i'm just going to

the top trying to act like it's not rain and not that bad the reality is is he didn't want to go through the hazing that he would have to if the two of us walked in with their purple on purple fuckin raincoats times too we got a ton of shit and i was prepared to take it i have not had a whole fuckin silly walk i was gonna be doing i had i don't give a fuck so he put down so why are we end up walkin in my heads called right all i have is a baseball cap on so am i fucked gotta by how can i buy a bills who gives a fuck their last piecemeal by bills had then i saw this this one with a patriot logo on it i say fuck it i'll get that so i put that one on i'm nice warm we go we'll call we pick up tickets we go that high school football stadium that they have there that i actually love looks like it school football stadium you know about that's football stadium that's about the size of a boss stadium that holds real fence you told me all

these new ones that hold like a hundred thousand fuckin pierre other bandwagon shit you know when your own for the real fuck advance show up are always re right so he walked into the guy the stadium love and life right i'm already dead and at first because i know damn well what's gonna happen he's gonna walk there there's gonna be some shitty little plastic see that's gonna be covered in fuckin way and the only way he's going to be able to absorb it is through a goddamned genes and his fuckin dvd these will be sitting there with a ring not sack that's gonna be gettin hypothermia by sea quarter why do i know this because i've been there so we got a couple of beers we get there fucking beef on a stick or whatever the fuck they call it we're good to go we go in there sit down here it's basically down in a fuckin puddle he tried to stick a newspaper doubt which is very absorbed

i don't i we sat there and i had hoped for about eight seconds in that gave the jets came down i just fuckin shit just kick the shit out of a crisis character shared out a bomb dad was just over so we'd so immediately ourselves it is just a start drinking the where we drive the masters will i fuck it lists let's let's get going here right so we'll make a trip trap and all of a sudden i gotta take a piss right so i go and i'm standing in line and all of a sudden this this fuckin six what five goofy look and jackass those guys like six foot five but you still think he could take him because he just covered in baby fat you know he's got it hello whiskers on his chin and is it's a rosier than saint neck right he's got this jersey on and this big stupid i'm a buffer bills fan with the horns

the stuff you now he's the wacky guy some i even think and shit right this is built that's a dog in this fight i'm not talking any shit i'm fine i forgot was wearing my patriots hat and all of a sudden this big guph jackass starts going we want what year we hear patriots very like the rats we got a rat away the red sea like the fuckin read this shit right and i gave a whatever he starts give me shit i start given him shit back then the weirdest fuckin thing happened i buy time i get in to the actual men's room i've talked i've these people so much fuckin shit that actually this bills and jets fans at a bills and jets game playing each other they see giving each other's shit and they teamed up together started given me shit and then i just said i don't know what i was thinking

like i was on stage because it was like a crowd i wasn't thinking like hey you know bill you really haven't had a fight outside eu family since replace fuckin street hockey in the sixth grade i don't give a fuck em in a goddamn bathroom waiting piss in a goddamned trough by the way and then i just started work in this one too certainly tom brady sucks day he sat steak and he's like mining it like ridiculously well so like a body do that real wealth because learned by watching tom brady michael yet you rent that porno you fuckin fag gets a little uglier gets a little uglier than this other dude what the fuck did i came over to hell he was saying to me and i just said look i'm sorry you guys have never won the superbowl you know then the jet and pipes and i go do you realize the last time you guys want to superbowl charlie chaplin was still alive do you understand that do not

hours look like the last time you want you fuckin morons and then so the gag up do we want three superboss i'm sorry right under the guy goes well you didn't play the games i got neither did you then just standing with his dumb look on his face like all that's right he stared forward you got nothing forgetting that i dont know how to fight java son it's my turn to piss i take my dick out i'm rate and one of these fuckin pussies push me in the back home when that i was present at the time fortunately i wasn't so turn around i put my dick away i'm a gentleman i said you got goes out are you guys doing out here really i got which when you guys push me like i'm gonna fuck i'm fuckin jackie chant for some reason none of them said anything i don't know if it was my purple on purple raincoat other fire my eye but i'm a fucking forty two year old balding redhead

fuckin shit in there and none of them said anything so now it's kind of funny to me like i was like the world series of poker and i went all in and i didn't have a hand whatsoever so i don't know who the fuck push me but that's what i mean come on bitchy is move the fuckin we could he do that you do that had he idea push another man what he's got his goddamn dick out trying to pass into a fuckin profit make how do you get lower than that you guys have any ideas how'd you get lower than so then after another have said anything i go back and i start taken a person than that other dude who is mining somebody socket a dick unbelievably well right next to me with one of them stupid had set as the toggles on the side and he still try to give shit i'm gonna go fuck yourself and then he just start screaming over and over again are you look at my dick are you look at my dick monopoly like five times

i just sort of stared at her michael why do you keep going with this gay angle like wiser always i don't i think it was one of those guys he was caught in the closet and then so he just goes to football games and he gets really drunk trying to do kill the families are i think he liked me that's what i'm saying so if you listen to this i'm sorry i'm spoken for you fucking panties fuck i believe that first of all what's wrong with me i really replayed all that in my head because once i got out of there i was like i released thank you like what what did you think you were gonna do in their they're not clint eastwood yet saying things clear what would say what what the fuck is wrong with you do that as i have said this before and pakistan public bathroom is the worst fucking place to ever get into a fight there is nothing soft this everything is porcelain

it's that concrete floor and then it has a mist of piss in shit it's just a fuck it is the worst worse place ever you know dimension it usually starts evidently when one person has begun the same process so you're older little bit wiser so then i'm standing in line to go get some more alcoholic as god knows that's what you need after an incident like that and i was just kind of just sitting there thinking like no how should i have played that it will it should it ended when the dude with the law a buffalo had started giving me shit what i dan was role with it i should like the patriots i should have been a gay and are you guys scored thirty onest last week man you guys look great men i bet the jets i mean i'd better get

the jets are hoping i should just ended it with that ended it thus i should i should extended an olive branch that's what i should do in the future that's what the fuck i'm gonna do because i would say that was a potentially ugly situation but fortunately i think the people who are doing it you know had job and no one wanted to get sued unknown was willing to take it to that level and when i say fortunately i mean for me and my face you know how bad that would have been to get started that fuckin purple on purple raincoat lay in there with my dirty patriots mit wasn't even plan i would have lost the lawsuit they would have let me get this straight europe's

drip fed you are patriots had to a bills jets game and you somehow managed to get the ship kicked out of you what the fuck did you say you know that's one of the great eggs about being a guy is you actually have to take responsibility for europe for your action sea would be like this read out of care what happened you know it a girl which is true you don't have one girl but there's no learning in that there's no less europe even my best friends would have been like those guys a fuckin assholes and the banana there would have been an awkward pause and would be like do what the fuck you talk and shit for buy yourself a game when your team is uneven fuckin plague what's wrong with you forty two years i'll get issue together and they would have been right so anyways fortunately the bills are smart to stop serving alcohol at half time so when i went to go get more beer

there there wasn't any to be had so i walked back there laugh and my ass off tell adversity fuckin story and he informed me that fuckin sand through a bomb to that fuckin drunk driver there and i was societies is here we go here we go the fucking patriots let up thirty what's that this fuckin team and the jets are raped or might this other patriots that bad i say we were nine seventy now thickened fuckin seven and nine so why whatever that was rough and ready to get into it with some other jet fan i'm just a dick a dick when i'm sober and then you add alcohol and that so the next level and then when i go to work sporting event i become another person entire i don't know what it is i just star i know i love it i love beat it aim at the stadium i get excited and then i'm a dick

i say i say things that i shouldn't be sang and danced given this lady shit and she was bragging about the jets and i just kept asking over and over again what is it like to share a stadium yet why couldn't she just sit there and enjoy the fact that she was wearing why did i have to ruin it why my level of hatred for all new york teams to their to that level it's pathetic it's really pathetic what it is what it is so many most people would call it a day after that point but not may not is it not us falk dad nor did the savers flyers game after this there's more here's to be dragged so are we gotta check out this fuckin anchor bar prepare their wings the doves right we're fucked don't buffalo up that's what you do you set out the fuckin shit

whether you want the bills get there asked kick you always get big there with your dick out the fuckin bathroom and then you go get some wings and hit this bruce game afterwards if there's something else to do out there i didn't see it right the false what am i fuckin honeymoon anyways who doesn't agro forcefully honeymoon how far back into this staples warehouse are you working that that's where you go that's what i want to know so anyhow it's a fucking crews to the hotel get out of fuckin a barney the dinosaur fuckin raincoats ere i d get directions we fuck and flew down there the savers game this is working we we gotta go to act of our first i think of the game was at seven late turns out it's a fucking say so we're pulling the anchor bar at a quarter this

ex get right it has some fuckin wings was still would just the great i don't i can support the windows down i could smell up this is gonna be the shit right just like i literally gay like twenty pounds yesterday so right we pull in the radio comes on it says you know the savers very drop the park in fifteen minutes so i like back and we start driving really fast knowing where we were gonna go as a plan was to get wings and you know with sauce on facebook oil shoulders like that's that there was tat was the game play but now we have two fuckin start driving and we're poland over at these three black to walk across the street roll down window egg you have any idea what the savers look at me break it down stereotypes it's out the dude raft actually africa

we go when you know how do we get to the hsbc yes as sea fucking arena it is very far but i can don't forget to actually put i could just tell the way he was rolling his eyes tat it was really far but i was thinkin wait a minute disguise walking does he mean by bus fuck knows whatever long story short we end up getting up there so we just think we're gonna walk up it's a priest and gave we're just gonna buy tickets at the booth no i can do to utter i think i bought up pack of batteries they said working duracell autumn i think they were boot like this goddamn things are good for a half a fuckin our alright let's pick up the pace with the damn story gets so we walk up there it's uh it's precision game and we go up there tickets in their sole doubt unbelievable for them sabres flies over like fuck the gonna dropped a pocket

five minutes we go we gotta go scalps and tickets and i didn't see anybody sellen near the arena and i came aachen out i see there's nerdy look and white dude what the sweater woken up and i just yelled who's got tickets in these girls i got two right here that's right here and i'm a fucking bottom off sixty bucks a wax sat right i'm a club level everything from sue sheeta earlier sushi by her like ice cream which is really fuckin ridiculous at a hockey gave everyone scream sandwich but they had like it look like a website rests not restaurant the italian scream at this july of figures that level ice cream you know i really gonna come back with down on account licking corn as you watch too beat the shit out of each other so anyway somewhat we get issues first of all the sabres arena is the shit all right

exact opposite red reason that i love the buffalo i love the buffalo bill stated because it reminds me its white but it's what football stadium look like when i was a kid i'm not so can you guys out there i think it's the shit i like it i those brand new fuckin stadiums that are the size goddamn mountain i hate him i can't stand on the two fuckin expensive they re few in the ass foot for tickets because they gotta pay for them that's fox who sit the luxury boxes dont even give a shit about the dantin and they want to sit inside and watch a game fuck all those places so but the savers as far as a new arena man that's right up there with as far as the new arenas goes the best one i've seen i like the minnesota while the phoenix coyotes had a really nice one in the worst one i've been to was the boston brilliance we have the worst brand new fucking arena you are ever gonna go to its like a bomb shelter they went out they went down

to the fuck engrossment hardware and they bought up all the sender blocks in the state that's what they did and then they just glued together and into them yellow and fuck and black there you go there you go that's why you put the ruins and the seller tea time world champion boston celtic stay you go give you some yellow plastic seats have fought everybody but the savers arena was ever it was beautiful score what was the shit they had the the savers head hanging was fuckin awesome ended with the game was ninety two savers kick the shit out of them and die you know i was make further those people listen to the radio when day out watch a game like what you can see what the what's going on well evidently i couldn't because i saw what i thought was your car selo gettin down to the ice

i saw the sabre this flyer go at it and they appeared to both drop the gloves and though neighbor guy wentworth days were dash twice straight in this guy's face and by this i call on the guy was falling backward city ice and needed that final you have see you're not doubt enough i'm gonna punch you is you're on the ground overhand right were damage to his fucking face and i was like while wow who was that who did that and who was that'll get fucked up and then five minutes later car sailor was over by the penalty box and got a game is conduct i go did he do that the car scylla was barrister we came out and try to do a handsome brother thing and fight him the second the duke came out and turned out it wasn't him somebody else and i heard you didn't even drop the gloves which splay why were dodge what damage with dodge happened you do that how you not drop the gloves and someone else drops the gloves you have you no one

why can't you just fuckin dropped the gloves to hang on turn the other way and give up the back of your head how i would have fought ned bathroom ah the noise can you imagine the noise of five people trampling maybe echoing the perfect acoustics of a fuckin guy immense rob anyway so and then we had the nightly under night we saw greg damn game ah that's six forty eight psychopath that i want to see charter of fight on defence and then we we left lloyd down the agro bar we show up and get this for the third time in the history that place they ran out a wings they ran out of wings like you fuckin kid we went down there to watch the giants gain further giants fair right so we go fuck it

we'll stay here anyways i don't ask all about it i don't wanna trash the place because i know it's legendary but go on pause facebook page ask him how he enjoyed the mixed drinks there because he had a little issue little bit of an issue their enemy you know the deal again let me get absolute on the rocks in the air absolutely it up and then you just see them pouring it out of a fucking jelly job and you like our work but can absolute that absolutely my friends vodka that he makes down the street you in practice so we actually didn't have a good time and echo bar we showed up and die they were out of wings and then they try to pass off far some shit vodka is the real thing is that they do it at the anchor bar

i'm still gonna go back there and try their wings i got it i gotta check it out i mean i'd like everything inside you go inside and they had like fuckin using a motorcycle museum real motorcycles above it their licence lights everywhere for like hawaii too like the nor where's territories they like employed shaped like a bear in there that's how far north broken ice road trackers com to combat and yet they have sales some fuckin buffalo winks so we did it up we did buffalo yo actually if i got you a fight loss but didn't really get hurt that really would have made there would have been great will be the blood of my purple fuckin raincoat the fuck is wrong with me let's get to the questions this week everybody this is actually a really consider that happened bye

i just want some he sent me a great podcast question about that under the new topic sports cuts and by the way i'm gonna get out of the sports talk after workers like member i went real hard core conspiracy theory talked about banks every week in the neck boring while the sports thing is going to be interesting for so fuck along but we were really in the throes of it right now for a lot of you this is like during this honours when tony was in that fucking of body state where he walked around didn't talk like tony soprano member that shit do you ok when we adjust the levels here hope these are to learn so here go sports cuts are built alright anyway all of your jets hating made me want to email you i want to the jets pats game for weak to a patriot by the way i love to hear you were your take fans who attend football games it's fuckin incredible i

with my girlfriend who was wearing a brady jersey now that this is in a way game everybody ok they went new jersey to watch the new york jets play in stadium your joy which broken railway shut up he pointed to the parking lot in every and people were literally moving their chairs into the open parking open parking space not letting me park saying paid its aren't allowed here the guy right i get it now can you please move no one would fucking move so amazing it ok i'm fucking gate the paths now get the fuck out of my way let me park they finally move and we get start working towards the stadium goes these people start following us calling every name you could think of

and he's like like really do you have a thief what do you have a fucking face we or anything else in your life you take this game this seriously i what said something but there were like nine guys by a welcome to my world well then the my way just like that you won't take it appears at that time like nine guys like six girls call me up patriots loving faggot then he writes faggot really so we keep walking and passed some normal people who haeckel in the right way you're going down brady sucks i get their hearts fine best back by the way is just to keep walking through the parking lot responding with nineteen sixty nine they hate that pull that card in response case now we're going up the escalator some guy's going the other way on the

escalator and start screaming europa this ugly as that fuckin brady jersey you have on other saying that your girlfriend while go back to asking you faggot what then our seats there was a can you stop right head screaming his fucking face of turning red punching the shit out of the seed screaming the entire game there was a fire dad twelve year old daughter way i just love to hear you take on these fucking lunatics like i get it you love football but really is there nothing else in your life that you take this seriously our eye will you take no guy who's bent on both i've never gone i ve never call someone a faggot i never do that there is more thus the new someone's trying to intimidate you think i'm more the yeah

loan wise ass talking shit to someone who can beat the shit out of me but this what you gotta understand i just void these situations as sports fans this is this is what i found you can i first of all you gonna go into another person stadium and not only where i'm not other teams jersey but the jersey of a team that is literally kick the shit out of the other team bombing the patron since two thousand one have basically kick the shit out of the jets twice a year every fucking here for almost ten years or the very least we ve won like eighty percent of the fucking games so that jersey it's like you know you gotta understand that's it you're you're bringing up a lot of bad memories

yet those people who actually dont let you park there yet they are taking a too far that that there's a little bit on both sides you don't owe me it's like your kind you know you know slicing your leg and then jumping in a shark infested water and then get no upset that you're gettin you fuckin like bit off i mean i think it's bullshit i don't know but i get it like people should get shit ok that roy did out guys who choose punching after the seats like the me that's that's kind of power for the course i hate to say it is par for the course like the eagles fans really get or philly fans get way too much credit for sites those they kind of act its kind like racism are the act like it's only white people in the south you know that's where it is and it's gonna like philly

it's all the ship or credit depending if your proud of it or not that like only moron asshole fans are unfair i mean i've bend again fifthly the word one the worse experiences i had was going to santiago charges gay once again with my page fuckin head on like an asshole you'd think idle from that the mai take on that asia you know this should be this talking shit and then there's the i can shit where it's not find like someone pushes your way trying to take a piss or they start you know saying your girlfriend's ugly how the fuck they were trying to say there but do you know if you were the jersey illegal team you walk and you got to expect that someone's outcome call your pussy or probably throw the last of their hot dog at you what's gonna happen people are drinking do you know a lot of people dont like their lives data like

mary to me they don't like their job or maybe they just a dick who else what are you gonna understand that basically you know you are the jersey of a team atinas one three superboss into the stadium of a team that like i said charlie chaplin was alive the last time the jets wanted ok harry truman was alive the weighty eyes an hour was alive the last time the jets wanting trying to give the jet shit i'm just i'm just trying to show compassion hairbreadth far wasn't even alive the last time the jets one it ok you gotta you gotta be a little more compassionate to the judgment we'd like to dallas cowboys were considered bridesmaids can always get to the big dance but could never win it the last time the jets won the superbowl you know richard nixon was president spiro

new was vice president cost of a new home twenty seven thousand five dollars that was the average price average cost of a new car was three and two or two seventy dollars the lad time the job given the judge shit here by bringing up staggering facts i'm just trying to say you know you you got out you gotta show them compassion you up to stan that these poor bastard last time they wanted the population of this country was only two hundred and two million you understand that they are one of the lamp bucket price again was thirty five buck incense do you really think you gonna walk in with the jersey of a guy who's them so much fuckin misery was a haircut that they can't stand whose banging in the hottest fuck it brought in the planet right now i live in the life that they want to live but can't you know

they strain in the upper deck of trying to figure out what the fuck is going on yes you're gonna called the faggot do i think it's right oh i wish there was friendlier ball busted i really wished it people new outbreak balls and including myself more people no one to shut the fuck up like me you know why i should have i showed tat thou but i didn't so why anybody ever your bed sporty what's your worst variance as a fan like i could take back in the day i would wear like a red sox had to a yankees game in yankee stadium before two thousand for i would do it because you know we are worried what can we do to their accept low leads and lose but once we fuckin hung the biggest choke and professional sports history around the god damn next then it became it

everything and then we wanted again and then all of a sudden i noticed started getting hostels like i this is cool anymore this isn't it taken as a this isn't a funny thing anymore this i'm not the fuckin the fuckin happy go lucky kid was just hoping to see once i've seen it twice since then this time they wanted a night it noticeably got ugly the same way the pay three stadium went from an absolute fucking zoo to being this this sort of classier place to go see a goddamned game when we were winning and that was anybody can be classy when there when it but you know you see with fans really are when you fuckin losing like what patriots i'm in a red sox finally beat the yankees in that they didn't like when a rod slapped the ball down didn't like that they didn't get that call like they had been so many other fucking years the goddamn fans routine fly balls into the fuckin stands for home runs

reggie jackson leaning on the ball they always get those calls and all of a sudden they didn't get away through fuckin tamper tantrum started littering the failed right the classy man had nights that they are so i don't know yet yes basically all sports fans behaviour needs to be needs to improve and it starts with me just like that michael jackson song starting with the man in the mirror no wonder they pushed me purple and purple raincoat i was in fact taken were pushed me too are a question of the weak somebody wrote bill why do you hate stone ass i could ass we go make fun of my stone a friend i dont aids donors i was i'm i dont like donors who call me up in trash my life because they like thereof are right stop me about yourself are right there this person actually robin thought that i smoked weed

which is why that's one of things that is unknown annoying about donors is after they smoke long enough they think that's the only way to have a creative thought is to be sucking the deck of that plant well i just lost my stone apart i just don't don't you know what it is i dont like the fuckin i dont like put the smoke into my lungs i just you know these two things you don't want your lungs ok you know what's smoke and you don't want water so wooden slowly in here a glass of water you know and slow drown myself over sixty years i wouldn't do that either but i have to admit i i've tried a couple of times right allows like thirty seven to have larry says that and i finally i did and it was exactly what i was afraid of was i fucking loved it further

i just can't i just can't get that that image of that person smoking through the hole in the throat i just yeah i don't want lung cancer sino fuck with it but it's a lot harder to see your liver shrivelling up as you booze anyways i believe you see me the information for the eye new bracelet i'm sure you have its magic bracelet that makes you have better balance strength endurance and sleep better hell you mean be wearing one right now to bring up to bring them money out in you no piece of rubber with a shiny piece of metal on it probably two dollars to make a hundred other the channels your bodies energy or some shit maybe it works i don't know you know it's crazy will a buying these things for twenty dollars a pop some he's getting rich off this gimmick god bless him for finding an angle to make some dough

i think it's in the same category as the fifty dollar gold coins for ten bucks yeah it's exactly at i think whoever can but that is a genius and those really bad actors where they they act like they can't stand upright yet somehow they were able to make it to the mall to go on film stupid bryce and secondly for the bracelet i've got it's amazing like i can't believe it the ep rice which are a great way to go you know what you did make a bracelet that actually says it'll make your dick bigger or i'll give you a flat top for the ladys you know sunlight about get sleepy again i told you some good stories here haven't i last time the jets won the superbowl jim brown was the all time russia leading russia and behind him was joe parry

not from arrowsmith joe perry from nineteen forty eight or suddenly and all the fucking play for the top three would john brown joe perry and jim taylor ok the guy from fuckin aerosmith was and behind brown in rushing that's how long it's been since the jets of want it so yeah you can't wear a tumblr he jersey de down there by the way thank god my patriots fuckin one tonight jesus christ and i'll tell you as much as the score was you know lopsided their chief there's a lot of water there's a lot of water leaking into that ship jesus christ i don't know what the fuck is with their deep its but so much of the game we look like we're in a prevent it's fuckin ridiculous so my big prediction this week that my papers

my big question this week is if ben ruthless burger comes back doesn't miss a god damn step just plays the way that guy can play and that defence plays way it's been playing i put them atop the f c i would say that they are there they are the team to beat fact that they went three and one with a third strength fuckin quarterback and basically all emmy what what they lost unlike the last play the game they they would they would that close to going for no that's how good they're fucking do frances are there not only that that third string quarterback got all that experience tat big ben comes in right they just kicks ass and then they do stick em in an armored car and they drive and passed all those hooters and just get him home i think the stealer might be going for number seven how fuckin bad ass would that be

be doubt that would be something am i right here we go i'm couple years ago we were once superbowl behind my back here we go steelers next we're gonna catch them and then what happens not it then they want to more so a fuckin in the thus to get our right asshole friends i asked you guys for some stories about asshole friends his one for you just to sum up the right off the bat ok we're way darkness fuck you guys i'm tired when i just start b i just want to say it exactly what's like everybody always seems to have shitless diaper and just has that puppy dog look his eye that says hey brow can you deal with my ship for i get a rash last night i was at a local barges relaxing and enjoying a couple of beers with a girl i've been talking to a body had seen in about a year mozart over accept did you know please at all the high school body economics acting i have a good cop look at last with this guy right

the bat i asked him always doing just spectrum to say yet i'll say some like good about you like any normal ice breaking human being right but he says i say how you doing he just size it looks at his beer and then do it feet and i'm just like god damn it here we go he goes but i was mommy kicked him out of the house that he's got something wrong with his neck that a heat pad won't get out something about do you why then he has the nerve complain i we get turned out for government assistant checks its i give you a herd of aids and for her mother fucker of joy is you and always in the end with that one needless to say get annoyed this point and i say well shit man you know we all got to grow up what a great fuckin light then i offered to tutor

to my boss to try and get this guy a job to get back on its feet he then looks funded staff day rub his belly wipe is bubblin and tell him everything was gonna be just fine and throw a couple a quarters into his little tin cup exactly exactly how old are you fuckin move out get a goddamn job your thumb so many ways the guy announces when he left the kid said i you know we're gonna grab some time he and he announces i wasn't boy to be a slave dude fact that noise and i'm just thing yeah maybe you shouldn't have been born at all as i turn back to my lady that's a harsh thought but when you're born with a fully functioning brain and a nice area with a good educational system with every returning in the world to not suck and you still apply

for government assistance it's like do us tax rape victims of favor and do a triple lindy ronnie dangerfield style down a flight of fucking unforgiving stairs era i have to go with you on that one yellow i sat there the fuckin worst i love that you said that term too while you know we're gonna grab some time i wasn't put on this earth to be a slave manage what are you fucking king discuss sit around have other people bring wealth to you i got no come back for him i'm fuckin exhausted i went to wrap this up that i shuddered off again no i did not know at least but up a little overrated underrated and some youtube videos for the weak overrated popular wrap in hiphop music since nineteen ninety four if

next month old song is considered dated and dead than it wasn't good to begin with no one listens to job rule or nellie or fifty cent anymore just no one will listen to kenya western little weight in five years if music worth than modern mainstream rap would be mcdonald's it's on the coroner easy to put together and it is grown ups horrible diarrhea i i don't know much about her but you don't think little way fifty cent now since ninety ninety forward about biggie you'd like any is shit there's a couple guys i know was it not as ill matic wasn't around then i don't know about that out but every says that albums unbelievable i know what you say enough all these out of tune fuckin songs out there i get it now i underrated not goin out every weekend in spending a hundred dollars at a bar or a club yeah twenty one and i'm supposed to get out there and have fun meet new people and shit like you said

it's hard to meet girls when it sounds like you gotta based from children in your ear just not not away some broad you know you won't sleep you know won't sleep what just nodding away at some broad you know you won't sleep with an you just hope thank god she didn't just asked you a question that requires an answer call me but i'd rather hang out on a porch on a nice night with some good friends sweet girl just fuckin drinking a good beer you re a country song here wearing it at all the front porch with some good friends is sweet girls drink itself look good bear the game on me again conversations in a rock n roll into seedy player i'm not rightness lyrics we won't wake up with a hole in your pocket bleed nears let's do wait for american keep it up mother fucker year

youtube videos yahoo you say do get show at all for control of being the girl next door they go save your money and with that i'm with that i got a year underrated not having a bunch of dump dumb whores with it it's an ass is hanging out run out on a football field during half time i want the old fuckin school bands to come out again did you see horseshit tonight you know rolling up in the stands there was the girl from destinies child we have i survive is at gives a fuck gives up and she's up on the stand like the desperately trying to music without a band interesting think of it i want musicians to come back you know and i want to play in musical fuckin a

atmospheres anyone seen a fuckin football game get a goddamn hundred men marching ban to come out there right just play the old school songs but am it up an amateur bad bad bad evident that shit you fucking coming out there with god damn shit talkin about breast cancer i understand i know it's a problem you didn't write your fuckin song for breast cancer you try to use cancer now just to sell some more falcons cities because at other one with the awful voices seven more than you is that what you're doing how is that less offensive then janet jackson titty come out his fucking beyond me data right now get up all those fuckin horse walking around the finances and tidies hang out you know why you're fucking get a god damn you

you dumb whores jesus what would you be doing if you didn't have half he goods hanging out of your fucking shorts you know do you have any fucking talent whatsoever you could do is split great fair does that mean you gotta put on some cowboy boots and gets stuck to the god damn it of turf and funding a thousand fuckin people on monday night football i don't think it does it means that at all i think that's that's a sign that you suck is a musician if you sing at half time at a football game that problem means either you suck your music socks or you ve completely sold out as a guy damn musician i let go so far contemplate the superbowl too i don't give a shit fuck and bruce springsteen screamin about slide around on his fuckin needs like is not sixty jesus christ he got

good plastic surgery right that guy was thirty five forty five fifty five fifty six forty one he's forty one again our i'll fuck you did it you gotta face like back and it actually looks good you know why cause practised on all those real housewives of fuckin new jersey the in orange county and all that shit that's what they did they practice done there so they will not do that again that's scratch that technic off the list let's try this that's a little bit better she only looks half a lizard that's what you gotta do like i said it's like fuckin hair plugs here plugs and the god damn nineties looked horrific and now i gotta tell you these guys swimming around the pools you know i saw from the psychotic look in there i like do i look ok other than that there there hairline i'm like i can't tell

two videos for the week i was talking about those four was free climbers or jumpers or whatever the fucker was free runners want to see a chase scene and somebody said i is a video district be thirteen chasing my vision actually i have more where these are just weird videos this week ok actually a cool one hears a weird one proper possum pedicure search that and then this is one i swear to god i didn't think it was real but look up look up sweet home alabama and there's some lady singing adjust scroll down past all the leonard skinner and just look for the fat woman with one tooth

and for some reason i don't think that she realised that i've got a million and a half hits and here's another one look up fake rapture prank this is all one word fake right sure our ap t you are a prank all one word it's basically do no what the rapture is old dream do you know what that is that's basically when jesus bright before jesus comes back now correct me if i'm wrong people in florida i guess right before he comes back like people who are gonna come to go to heaven like they're gonna be sitting across from you like fucking absent mindedly like picking their nose thinking about you know what you're gonna do evening and then all of a sudden there just not going to be there but their clothes we'll be there

because evidently you have to be naked to go to heaven right so you could is it going to be there just left and then everybody who is not going to heaven gets left behind and then the whole world turns into likely that island on survivor where i think there's only one person is gonna wind i don't know what you can try to do to redeem herself but basically jesus come back at this time why not ask any questions he'll be no miracles no fuckin said the clock show worry does the fish trick with the basket now working on water none of that horse shit he's coming back like fuckin paul kersey right that the name that could charles bronzes name the death wish movies he's coming back to fight and kicked the shit out of all the sinners make coming back a slap me around a little bit and throw me into the fiery pits ale

so they found this jesus free girl and these jesus free people thought it would be funny to fake the rapture and make this can jesus chick think that she got left by ad the fact that this girl is an adult and gets this freaked out is really the sad state of vodka of what organised religion does to somebody else this old kid could get freaked out by something like this is fucking beyond me a damn this tragic i would speak of that somebody i can't find where it was somebody wanted me to ask me about that story where those college kids these college kids taped this other key either haven't sex are fooling around this other college did and it turned out he was with another dude so then the kid was so humiliated cause i guess he wasn't out dad he went

the george washington bridge and killed himself i guess somebody wanted me to comment on that it's obviously that's one of those fucking things where it's like even other adults they still kids and i don't think that they don't think their people and stand even at that age i just don't think that a lot of people understand the ramifications of what they're doing sometimes like how first of all how fucked up it is just film somebody the invasion of privacy that that is and then when you discovered about this person just the level of humiliation that i don't know why you would do that to somebody but so for an unprecedented third time the fuckin batteries diana i got a bootleg bag fuckin

thing adult cells here slimy rapid up here yet yes it is a fucking free thinking adult i would never i would never do some i got to somebody wrote that age you know what i the courage we like guys this fuckin wrong don't do like i don't think i would have to be to say that about myself but i wasn't a strong individual back then as i a lot of people aren't at that age which is tragically how something like had unfolds but what's gonna be fucked up is the amount of people get non their high horse forgetting you're like at that age and how so much of it is trying to keep the humiliation offer you so lotta humiliation thirteen years i share your childhood right up through those years you finally just except through the fuck you are which is what the kid never got to a chance to do

which is really sad thing and then freak the fuck out and made a really bad decision so yeah it's a fucking tragic laurie obviously but oh i dont like how people once they are an adult comfortable in their own fuckin skin and who they are will then turn around start yard at these fuckin kids like like that they would have been now strong enough to go against the the mob you know it's fucked up i'll write you deal with kids who are technically adults but mentally they do not understand you know what do they think in all this is gonna be funny you know there now will have the most hits on a fucking you two page then maybe everyone come to our house party they will get laid right i mean did i d really think anywhere beyond that you don't really think that ok

fucking huge secret we just unravelled on this kid is get has emily this kid as friends skin has a life you don't think that shit you just i don't know it's a residual la fucking play round shit so what an old man that it's a fucking off work did i bring that story up in the end was already a fuckin brutal enough week by the fact that i go there all right let's let's find on that subject right that's the purchase this week my dvd my we d comes out comes out tomorrow losing faith fifth in stores whenever store still sell it adopts it's a great stocking stuff for as i said for someone that you have to buy give forbidden particularly like or if some

you do like and i gotta tell you this is really totally different than the special that you saw on tv if you ve already seen it they really took out to huge bits and and other bedstead we just have on there is extras and i would really appreciate if you if you check it out if you buy it would be that would be awesome done that's it that's support cast for this week once again thanks to everybody who came out to see me at the egg in albany and everybody you ought to see me out buffalo does it everybody have a good week yeah don't be fuckin videotaping people trying to him humiliated right and if you the jealousy what we got this weekend don't fuck away the jersey or the hat of a team that kicks the shit out of another team and go into their goddamn stadium and expected you're gonna be treated even remotely human rights that's it that's fucking it

you like that fuckin judge fans were pocket patriots are slowly coming back together i still don't understand i believe yet i still no fucking believe you still think the jets economic goddamn divisions watches i hate to say it but i still i think have been comes back there my hope because take the culture reeling i'm hold this arch i fucking hate the jets unleashing a route for the fucking steelers those countries always talk about bill bela check film in the other team and completely ignore that the soup steelers of the seventies were fuckin roy did out of their minds out of there

fuck in mind you don't believe me go s friend targeted are right that's it go yourselves outside experts working when she saw him