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on wines down, and you know I just work out. Like a madman and great last time I was like one eighty seven one I had dropped down now one. Seventy three, that's all right, right so anyway, you're my dog last night Fuckin thing. I don't know what happened it just was just announced. And get old man's gonna. Freaking me out of this kind, have given or take it out enough had started bladders a little bit weak, I guess when you get him speed or neutered that they can be a side effect which it never was, and I took her out in the morning and I gave her a bath- I knew I was gonna see her for a few days. So you know wonder. However, on the couch. You know watching the hawks. In blues game right. That was the game plan. What ends up happen- and you know I didn't take her out for you know- two long genotype fuckin tinkling on the Damn couch

take around my wife- is just like you know what I'm gonna see each other for a couple of days. So there goes the Falcon hockey game right great once a year, Blackhawks go up five to two when the This period score five fucking goals in the first period think the blues all that shit for them, thanks for players, go get yourself, some deep dish right, Jones, five, three five before the gift, and then they tied up five five and then in overtime. Vladimir testicle scored the game winner Actually it was watched, highlights just blockages. They just seem like a foot digress. One of those games like a basketball friend could enjoy like a true hockey. Purest would be I can now there was no gold tending there was no de whatever the fuck. They would start fuckin whining about. You know I just kinds of people and goods, Paul enjoy pitchers door, I don't mind. Pitchers do

they just moment people down and they keep in moving, but if their grabber they're nuts and tugging on their fuckin shoulders has taken nine spoken hours. Basically, if it doesn't happen in October, or in April I don't give a shit like the country towards baseball. I don't know what happened. I see that guy watch a game and May June July and August I'm just not anymore. It's gotta be able like all the summer's coming. Take me out through the ok, take me out to that crowd, bay and four part. They ve blocked off all the streets, so they everything they can to be with the Yankees and then I liked it again in October that basically it oh by the way, by the way, respect the fuckin cans, Any real fancied, you see me: fuckin people showed up Jesus Christ. Granted they had wanted to thirty years, so you know, there's a bunch, you realize thing.

That thirty years, how quick that fuckin goes by thirty fucking years goes by. That means if they want it, when you were like fucking eighty was. I was seventeen the last time they wanted. You think now they want it in all. The king close and nineteen eighty they fuckin you know did great seventy six, seventy seven. Seventy eight is what it's gonna be like: an annex stages drop off the fuckin table. The next thing you know, you're forty seven years, all gone out. I remember when they wonder. Nice goes like twenty thirty years. Where those deals you just feel like you're fucking, a thousand years old, but anyway a bunch of people showed up. I mean it like TAT rival, the Red Sox one when when they broke the curse I was only thirty years, so great baseball fancies. You knew they would be. There are incredible football fans

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he was given, was talk and shit about not she's. Just talking You gonna, do you see a few mats fans were left last night when cases clinched it that's a disgrace and blah blah blah blah blah, and it's like a really that's actually the norm because your team socks, you stay Is half when they get good its full and full, and then when they start to suck again, they start losing. If the looks like take their definite gonna lose, like half the stadium empties out. So really every team only has enough fans to fill up. True fans to fill up half their stadium are all the extra seats or for when they're good ceramics especially the ones doubter home plate, the ones you see on tv cause. Those are all hookups in. Are, you have ever walked up to the gate to buy baseball tickets and I like a cat, you can. I get two tickets.

Four for the fucking, whatever the fuck, the blame for the pirates who, whatever what he got available than they got like two right behind all played, never happens, Those are Illuminati tickets right. Those of people who work like this gulf right, a blue some guy from naturally you know. Gave money to Hillary Clinton. Some that thousands of people, the kids to kids are those people. That's shock, some of the wretched. Their kids get to sit down there right, NATO unappreciated, you know they shop and a fuckin ferrari. They got A ball and their fuck ensured pocket. The second aim out three positive double. Thirty craving to do another bump, craving to do another bump, either that or you fucking like a hundred years old, and you got your bottom way way way back in the day, but even then, once they fuckin building, stadium. They ended squeezing out right,

when it comes out the local newspaper right some article about Joe six pack, an hour now he's at the top of the stadium The fucking ownership goes well where I was gonna look into that to this day and age. In order to maintain a couple We have to look at me. Look at another we goes away and then those flows, those people up there, the brute Springsteen John Cougar melon care boasting about right. Then Al Gore talks about He talks about till the Lana hailed held held that tobacco between my fingers, Sounds like George Bush, partly because I'm a limited when it comes to were impersonation right. Those people they're all up there, those people right people that work for eleven, People who still tell racist jokes, you know at an appropriate time. Those people the backbone of this country. You know.

The silent majority book I'm talking about so my dog woke me up like three four times last night. And I remember thinking like while this must be like what it's like to have a new born baby, and I thought but for a second out just like wild parents are still pussies, because this isn't that bad. You know ass much ass. She got me up four times last night. And deliberately just tea in the suffering for tourists? Choice, who told you to know. I hate parents, I fucking aid. I ain't israeli worse than watching up to people, make a conscious fucking decision. Change their life and then wine about it or want to fuck and metal for the rest of the God. Damn life. Are you weren't dying with the child. No tragedy here, yet he decided to have what or maybe you didn't but you knew what they were made so that your own fuckin recklessness you got a fucking kid

which you have luck in whining and just cause, you got a fuckin. Kid doesn't mean We on tv has to turn into two Fuckin muppets draw on a beach ball around right. People who, adults who don't have kids should he'll, be allowed to work quality entertainment our eye. How fuckin hard as it did not have you kid watch that especially when they really young you can't just walk up turn on the tv like you could, as a toddler woken up sucking yet thumb- Come in a dragon, your blanqui in your fuckin wearing your diaper. He does come. Walk up each is right. Up stand on your tip vetoes right and turn the fucking thing on ninety, the remote all of those fuckin buttons. Are you do you just don't show the little media caught turn it on and then If he knows how to turn, I just keep the remote on top of the fridge right.

Can you show more you put it too was then maybe I'll try to climb up before daddy, it's his big head gets his first concussion break a man. You know like the way these two breakin a new car. We should think you got any drive like a hundred fucker miles an hour when there was a way to break in and engine. Evidently it wasn't there. A deadly taught fallen off the stool trying to get a more control at the top of refrigerator. Bang in their little soft heads is a good thing. Either up advocate gets a concussion just If they go Bob later on in life, did you see that flat sided ahead? You know to me talking about. I had a great great timely, Your unbelievably falcon tired by the way and at a benefit to do Randy's case, which is this great benefit that raises money for people. Who are diagnosed with cancer. Yet do not have the money to tool for treatment,

because we don't have nation wide health care in this country for whatever fuckin reason. So dumb. Thing I've ever see. You don't owe me. I love people who are against it's like. I saw one. I have nationwide healthcare costs at least I'll get something for my taxed out. Understand what it? What are they doing with all the fuckin money? Other than we're paying the constant put him in the office to go, build a fuckin bridge, so was so anyways put together by by day. Nor do we do when the music for four efforts for family and his wife Chris He put the thing together was say the you know, he's gonna former guitars of. Velvet revolver. So there was all these Fuckin rock stars area asked me to come down open the show dumb

Of course you said eighty wanna play a song and that's my roof. I won't force Harvey on anybody. But if you ask me to play, I will play you have been warned. So are we? the play an lot of love somehow I was able to make my way through it and to play with Daphne Kagan God, you'll be Clark and cash, and then it was me, and forty was, you know I kept blogging Dave going what's on we're gonna play, what's on my going to play, you know he so busy putting together the fuckin event him and his wife there. You are we to get back to me too, like three days before he goes. You wanna play online. I love and I type act now now now too difficult- and I just said I fuck it up in a pussy. So right, yes, and it has our- I call, So the event was Tuesday night and Monday. You know I came back

basically Sunday after two weeks, a fucking drinking and ever not play drums and forever and also being And of comical release, even that good of a tremor- and I went to the we went in to rehearse it and I probably the worst I played in did he was even bad for a chameleon who sort of place. I was walking up to fill. Then entered the song in others, dont damp adapted their day to day I gotta go. I was stuck in that up until now. Go duty was fuck, it was horrific. There was fucking, terrific, enable totally call help me along or everything, but the night before or the gig. I couldn't sleep. I was just laying their bed go and I'm gonna fuck this up. I'm gonna fuck this up I remember a raw He'll be said, just just make sure. Tomorrow the totally concept and if you just goes to just make sure tomorrow when you come out here

she's really hit. I'm here, I'm not tackle the pyramid article. I got scared, thinks I hit like a bitch I'm a little girl and I'm just so the day of the fuck, a gig, your horse, and there was no singer That was message me up even more aside from the fact that I suck right so. I ended up bar, I went on, I went online and I just looked up whole lot of love, no drums and so just like you know, put together this track. Where was a robber plants? Singing so is different. Phrasing, then Robert did so all that enough to be a little bit different and I just play today Like a thousand fuckin times and we went down. Did the gig and some are pulled it off and you know I don't think fucked up to bear it and see anybody trash me. On the other but that was nice enough to work

over and stared at me, guarantee that those dot dot and he was just gone one, two three four and want to, Fifteen earlier Lily had to hold my hand through that, and it was fucking great event. And what great, and I still can't believe I still can't we ve got to do that shit. Was the one the second fuckin lineups. I mean everybody was there man. It was like Dave, Navarro. Daphne Kagan he'll be Clark Steve, Stevens, Billy, Morrison, Billy Idle came out by kiss there came out with freeze on drums. I got to watch him no fucking night and then Billy. Gibbon showed up out of fuckin. Nowhere, I swear to God. It was like a rock and Roll Hall of Fame night Mark Mc Grath was house than that, was fuckin, kill me here. Decades, so fucking funny he was standing there. It was give

everybody the interests and make it everybody laughed, you knows use bringing out the bands and at one point each has pointed out to nobody in the crowd in Egypt. Those. What did you say? Sir? You just say, hey Mark. Why did you sing a song another one hit that you wrote? Ninety ninety seven has only just said: Absolutely money goes into that I just want to fly. It was fucking Larry's. So I'm sure, I'm leaving some people out Juliet. Was fuckin murdered it fuck it Did it sank, dirty deeds? a creed and song, it was spoken said That's all I got to say we should. It was absolutely fucking insane. I got to slip in there for like five seconds. And I just remembered for I watch like the first- you know five or six songs good. And my job on the fuckin ground, like I was literally like. I think I will speak

it forces like those, put me at first, but whatever I and it was it- was awesome so were already tabled. My The set I hurried I'll walk out and do I had to do stand up like anyone. We do a half hour and, like you open for bandsmen that shit nine times out, and they go sideways. It's like you show up this for ever Please stand up. People are talking. Do you know they were to see music and that Cyprus should? So? What I learned at that event, is you just you just sort of plate of the pit first for ten rose, you just play to them and then you just start. You don't tell people back. I think if we could talk a little louder, they'll be great. You just throw those cells, deprecation provision and Go fuck yourself at a benefit in the commission. I wish I didn't say that, but other than that, it was an amazing night. So I want to thank everybody that right is

for having me on that thing. I will obviously obviously do that. I would have done many ways. If I could just do stand upon a forget about, let me sit in another type, establishes a fuckin incredible night. I fucked up to rip off the shores starving and I want I want now the street was down. There was at the El Ray Theatre. Souls on Wilshire walked down, in a way is not a workable city, so I'm just walking down the street and it's just like a right. I hop five guys burgers in fries which, by the way, is so fuckin overrated. It's ridiculous, they're, stupid bags, Tito's, lay in around like all look how healthy it is right No in the fucking I ended up, I want to watch a public order mistake. I get three I could talk ozone Owsley, just walking down the street gonna write. What what am I going to poison myself with theirs? japanese place.

We all know barbecue Joking, like oh, no bore all nor barbecue. We don't item this right of my faculties. There right oh I m going with the Czech Republic and then ass now is not a good. Does not go there s, not a good. Look. You don't shoves three fuckin talker! on your fuckin pie hall before you a half hours a stand up you know what's funny about your police, how fuckin guilty they are. I don't know what the fuck happened to them, but I came walking in there and they had a giants of talk and so with the show- what does that a giant sign that you said food with integrity and they surely- and made what are they get pacifist With integrity of the factors that even mean what do we get busted for some, it didn't drop Adeimantus done its other food friends, but with integrity, there was just picture of a bunch of food, healthy food. I recall anything else up there and then

to everything up there. It had how much calories it was tacos three. You haven't three. Eighty two, six hundred burrito anywhere from fuck this up to fucking, two thousand and fifteen hundred I was just looking. I was looking at them and you go like do. This is like a fuckin sex offender that, as to announce, that is in the neighborhood the fact that they have to give out this information about how much Catholic what kind of shit is in this food. Then they got that still with integrity. There was like that. Food version of a member that Obama poster when he was running, who is all those differ, colors you just sort of looking up, and it didn't say anything like what what what I don't understand, what that meat That's alright. Eight years may I gotta years So anyway, you know what I did. Mrs. I thought I had my recorder. To record the ruins for the season this year and for some reason it's weird it's

I went on the road and all of a sudden it stopped working. It's almost my wife was recording too many reality shows and when she had to make a decision she shut off the broad say now, I could never get her to admit that they become enough. She does that shit to me, I'm telling you I need a y know. She does that shit to make. As I do it to her phone taken, a firm taken, two Fuckin football games and, like you know, keeping up with the concept is, is coming up to stop me from tapered thing like I'm shut in that thing off of shutting off and give a fuck right, now so anyway, so I thought my fuckin recorder was recalled the brewing stars. You know title Sagan, Jamie Ben Jason, Spencer, right Spencer. Was it the second life centre.

Tyler. Sagan issue is Jamie Ban on one side, Jason spats on and others. On the other side, the fuckin mother, Fucker comes back, comes back and scores of fuckin head, trick against us. I've seen a highlight of it yet blood, I'm happy I don't know what happened to him with us. There was a whole bunch of the usual rumours that they tell fan base. You know whenever whenever they get rid of somebody, they always say. Oh, he was, to my job. He Bagley owners daughter, in fact one of the other players wives. It's always the same three fuckin. You know the same three fucking rumours. I don't know what I have no idea what happened, but whatever enough was rumours go. Unlike our, we showed up like fuckin Games in a row wearing the same clothes you know

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but you know what about I got this way. I think it's the being raised catholic thing, yeah is, like is crass, as I am on on this podcast all this shit say some of this stuff. I talk about onstage, car a, but I do stay away from sex for some reason I can say Cunt onstage Jack do all that time. I trash women, massage monistic stuff is arguably I don't think so. I think I have a point. But for some reason, what our? If I talk about sex onstage, am always- really self conscious and I feel like I'm being crass, and I don't know why- I'm not judging someone who too about sex is just personally. I think it has to do with that that that sort upbringing. So probably the episode idea Do you love that was the initial you're gonna get I'm talking about this society, because I had no idea what the show was, there

how hard core you're going to do it? The way you guys we're going to edit around stuff, which I saw a clip which is fucking genius by the way that is really funny. And we ve floating on the couch pale above any three weeks said you re. Now, I'm sorry, I'm like Lucas. I want to give way Georgia we ve never we're working with an actual comedian and a human being and not having me digitally put in exactly well. Let me tell you something rocked out, because we have the good. We are great comics like you and Jim, nor man carolled as late as nortons aired. Yet no, not yet bagasse their Norton to porn is like he's the socket Giulia Hake the three way, you're a three way church picnic I made. He is the bass Emily really like gets into what we have these great close up to him, but for yourself. How would you like a great analyse on yes periodic Seppy S? Horn? That's why I wonder why that's why I was asking I worked when is jobs like I gotta James is coming to ease towards the end of the Rhine, but right now are less we

for those who did watch and I think your crowd kind of dig this, like the people this package is. A market age old port. Well known was the young porn stars. Belladonna Christine arose Bobby Store watching the old rhetoric Harry Porn and you'll never play this fell, but they found a quaint. They will look at this This is adorable hair. They didn't really dig, but they like air a little bit by bit the sex they were like look doorbell, their coddling and kissing. They don't do that in today's when it's really like, like you, said it in the show, I'm not going to be the way, but it's like a work out. It's like, like a p, ninety ex video, it's like fuckin, hard core and extreme. So my luck,

no no not at all but impossible on a park ass to talk too much not at all, but you gotta get me credit being fifty minutes it and I have yet to go so Dave. What is the inspiration for the area? Did you always wanted? Whatever some other jobs you head before? I don't know. We ve said this shit Thursday, eleven thirty on Showtime Dave's old porn. The new hit show towards ahead its do really well, it's right. After a gigolo which is about a couple of male escorts, greatly go get a greatly it's the late night block and then the twitter account add old porn in these the the, The letter Owen Porn is actually not the letter. Oh it's it's! The it's zero number, zero cassettes to it. But let me tell you this: will if they go to the days point dot com website that we see picture and clips of upcoming shows your share, will be this Thursday and others. That we have a shot so, but It's really it's what you say.

Can I come up with the idea I've been working on this idea of like four years. I think have told this. Do you like three or four times I want to say on, can leave whatever silver this like a year ago, didn t I shot some here, we shot this last summer and it took so long to edit cause it's all about postproduction, ISA and but proceed. Like I've been working on it for years and years, and I came up with the idea- was co created by Alex? Do it be, I don't let uses, I think, what he is in television but Stewart Valley. And he's help misshapen shape and like a short time, is the best place workers. You know Did you everything up the penetration so every one of them like rain. Yet I When I was there. I was like guys like where's. The penetration is like I'm with you dude, I'm totally waiters like I feel like I cannot

this man, you know it's like you got it you your vital importance, not only that, but what you do is you do the kind of Europe where they do movie trail is right now, when they show movie trailer, they show the entire movie, except for the big, basically the conclusion of the third act. They show you right up until how the hero salary- and I think that this would you do with port the aggregate We actually show the penetration than theirs. There's no point you but a laugh, you all people Robin One out as they watch like I'd like a little above. Lay people go like you know that was funny and now hard. What do I do? You know like that? is, it runs out of the room you some is. Are you pitch the show when you came in,

what else we gotta get dilemmas your day. Would you like to try the lemme? Let's ride the lemon dilemma? Let's see, if weakens, ancient alignment like of an old man stands on one foot until now, this this is the largest. This is soft work horse like I'll kill. You don't even is insufficient museum, this integration, I I just totally wing and it was. We brutal one here. I would you Dave, would you rather either tablespoon of Kim Kardashian Shit or suck entire fart directly out of rosy o Donnell sucking directly on her a obese balloon, not well No, it's such one. You want to do both its x y know. I would say that I would go. That's definitely coin to us If you ask makers, I may have anybody, shits, gonna, taste, good, you gotta, think get me. She soap printed property

may I like says you get some sort of ass pedicure. I would think, like ok, yeah. I want once a week or sub. Every hole is ensured by something waiting wondered, but closely supervised, so everybody would go with her, but you know what, Take the other direction go at the rosy, whatever the hell you get, that left turn Ali and taken a step further, because to show you how much I really have no self his name, I would eat. Susan boils box. If it granted wishes and even because what? If one of the wishes was you never remember eating her box, like I don't even give a shit, I'm sure it's a sweet as her beautiful voice, the real in your hypothetical level, the noises she would. I thought why noise is she would make. I can imagine I think she was glee off ass up. Right now I get there and of those those that, children's novel pasty thighs, it's really a. She has like fairytale legs. I would think you don't owe me applause

you'll for its just squeeze angel prayers I gotta tell you, I think I would go. I heard he told with Rosy O Donnell our do because at the end of the day, its air, yes, it's just doesn't seem is bad. I wanna go so hard to get site. You haven't you really experiencing her, she just gonna shit on a plate like based We have yet to see or do it she doesn't like, like an assistant brings anyway, you get serious she's, very busy, she's she's she's, this she's dodging the everyone who is outraged that her share of a marriage was a sham of a marriage, but you know I don't understand Brill, who felt who felt they got factor. One who do you feel bad for the poor people at people magazine? I don't have a million dollars to pay for those dumb photos. I honestly good night, give a shit about any of that bullshit or whatever, but I'm just gonna say this right now, don't you think just from? living in America? Like you know

in gas and like you're, using cash machine that like used, you like somehow, over over your entire life? Just the contact of like people of other people touching shit that you ve eaten a shit. Absolutely, I think they're like a viagra collectively collectively it's like I probably like a nice big turd. Get your stomach pump like riding winning. I haven't like they show you like. This is how much shit you actually got gives you have held like how much and you ve given to homeless people that he has a job. You don't get. Somebody in Saint Louis did the shaken. Afterwards he always have like that, but the handsomer eyes or have you were, I nicely had an audience. Member denied a shake my hand. He goes because because of everything I guess you know it's actually a totally. I totally understand why you would want to at this point- and I always make sure I, if I'm going to scratch my face. It's always with my left hand like. I totally get. Why

You we Mandela is probably the most famous for it doesn't want to shake hands and if in people- was weird, but if you really honest with yourself and you think about the last twenty four hours, some of the things that you ve done to yourself and you maybe we're in a hurry now clean up enough, but think about this I've been to the third world and like only if you re on the bonnet and they can only dream of like you know like us, we went wipes in general and shit like that. I mean in other there the all the time and I love it, there is a big smile. What's up, don't they shed on the side of the road? Sometimes the giant squat, the one fountain, that's in their country, because some of that year I've actually saying that they have like the people's buddy, the peoples, and that it should have. A thousand new show a new network. We, differently here I own.

Early days. Our advice built. Dave will add that I need your help. I did this. And I feel for big. I love her was always at a feel for you, but they can of you Bobby, in his own commitment. If those eighties Ameriky sing. I think I know it I feel I say my name is on white snake. I think I love you. What falcons I'm gonna kill me all day, when he was, he said what split support is that she didn't like porn, and I

Ah monsieur I wouldn't watch it. It self esteem problems and like idiot, I broke it. I guess he broke her self esteem. Ozma s kind of a dick. I tried fixing it and for while things went back they were, but she wanted she wanted to break. I agreed the later she started the like another guy. I didn't like that. Try to get with their. We had sex and things were going great. I thought thing would go back to the same believe later she said we can have sex after I felt depressed, because I knew she didn't like me anymore, and she started like in this other guy. When I was suppress, I didn't talk too much. It lasted for three here he's the scheme must be young. Less for three days and during that time she started day the guy No spelling aerosol, forgive my already bad reading out loud skills here, as is almost over about halfway through here. If you want to start lightness cigarette I asked her why she went often and data the guy she doesn't know she said because I was touching myself, I want to go

over? I want to get over, but I'm having trouble time I am happy, is when I listen to stand a comedy in your podcast. You're, so he goes smooch in your ass there. I feel bad for breaking her hard and because I feel like she didn't love me. Jesus Christ disguising make sense I was always ever her. She had many problems. She was alone a stick up for sugar. I know I know I screwed up. Yes, I said I'd note and what can I beg modestly easier right anyway? Basically asking: how can I get over her Vaughan what do you say they? What what? What exactly? What I say, your formula, those imports will help you in the immediate but in the long run, you gotta. Do you gotta do Sab there's whatever you gotta get out there. I mean Kitty so trying to China like get this check, but

already moved on Keziah. We all know one thing guys got porn but whim, In fact, any guy. They want Lastly, I mean like it: if you don't a woman right. She will go out and like fucking twin brother, just to show you that, like you gotta, you know what Oh, that's a vicious, they are be vicious or they can be he's only go also either way he you know him just say, like you know what doctors one up her experience move on chapter in my life here and I use the poor in the booze sparingly, but keeping in the back pocket and there are checks that like porn, so maybe the next one will have such a big problem about it, but this girl- it's called it and move forward their eyes, I ever I have one might there is, is when you break up with with someone? Is you get the fuck away from them good idea. If, because women got that, they just hang up and be our mission accomplished and they just suggest no one right where they can just sense like wait, a minute yet no over me and then they'll fuckin, call you up and just

spanish shit around and then just hang up and be a mission accomplished, and they do that until their over you and then they just leave you in a puddle in the corner. So my thing is you just you just fuck you you break it off and that's it exactly. Your Maybe this kid he worked with this. This check where she lives near or Muslim, like that, but you're right he's got a clear. The decks move New experiences like it's scary, but you gotta, do, is get out there and do shit, but the porn will help you. Honestly ass cronies. Rather to such a press about the poor thing and no, it's amazing how she got over him. Will you not gonna marry this girl? You can watch exactly can't watch porn,

That is why I'm emotionally dead as an old man area. Let me we're better look back and laugh it. Let's get into somebody. Somebody listener feedback for the week. I got something from from from my Germany. It said five billion. I am a black tunisian born and born in

in Germany. So I guess he's from Tunisia, which I don't know where that is fine. The gas. I would say Tunisia is right next to see we're not. Vietnam is just laughing at me. What What was that place? Weird Vietnam, we weren't supposed to be in the other country next to it like allows, there's something here that cabdriver what a douche? What are those rights? Is America, just still with the geography Really you fucking God, Damn scientist DR and got them cab, yeah, fuck him, mother, fucker so anyway, after listening to your incredulity regarding last week's listener from Hong Kong, I decided to finally

you and show you that it ain't no Fang for non native speakers to talk the talk, see I kind of one american gibes flying on that sentence of Jesus he goes it ain't now, Fang, maybe maybe he's trying to be funny, or maybe You just saw an episode of Sanford in Son. I don't know English is not that difficult to language to mass drifting. Why they such areas. Cause Ngos had so simple to mask the automatic just stupid. First of all, you fuckin moron. If, if germ he was running shit like you wanted to like you, try shut me young this. Should you, like you, cried too for the last one for two Fuckin world wars. You think I would have a problem astern, Germany, you fuckin, can't all you fucking comes over there. You think you're, so goddamn brilliant, because you can speak English. The reason why you run if you speak of Fuckin English is because

for a while, their America was run in shit right. That's why you speak it not because you fuckin Smarty Duncans, you just fuckin stupid as I am I bent over here. I've seen you I what you write me a bikes. I see a breathing with their mouths open, stop acting like you, so fuckin brilliant, I'm not saying a better than you, but you can't are the same content. I am ok! You just in a different situation. Go fuck yourself! That's like! If someone kid is born in Harlem. All of a sudden. He knows how to dance and complete luck These are going out. What pocket african Americans don't make any sense? Will it does in my world? Go fuck yourself! I've had it with you, fuckin people from other countries talking down to me, like you not just as dumb as I am I right, I'm on it

whirlwind tour of Fuckin Europe. Right now I am travelling as an American, and I gotta tell you the architecture is brilliant, but I gotta tell you not exactly blown away by the intellect, I'm not talking to people going wow. This guy understanding, explain black holes, you guys doing the same shit, we're doing you downloaded muse, are you trying to get laid? You want a sandwich when you're hungry go fuck yourself so anyway, see then goes on to say that the English is not that difficult, a language, the master hell. Everything else here in Germany is a cheap, knock off of american lifestyle, entertainment fashion, music, etc. You think we wouldn't somehow learn to talk. American English will excuse me for given your fuckin compliment.

You two nation born Germany, can't I right from the Ukraine. I bet I just really want to. Let you know that help. Let you know how famous you are I'm living in in fucking, Ukraine, not even a capital of Ukraine and a very small town, more like a village, and I'm listening to your part cast every Monday how coolly internet there's some guy in the Ukraine yet another place that I dont really quite no word is what you get into Eastern Europe, because when I was growing up that was all fuckin Russia. Wasn't it once you get beyond Poland and Germany? shit. Once you get the fuck in EAST, Germany was not Russia. Ukraine is ordinary Romania, or is that a lettuce? I'm sorry that was just a very solid jug, I'm living in the clock in Ukraine.

And unless you podcast every Monday. Also I heard all of your podcast since you started. I was born here and never live in an English speaking country. I learned a little bit of English in school and pick up the rest from your tv shows see. I gotta admit that fuckin blows me away. You just sit there and watch a tv show when you can pick up English. I wanna talk to you like what is up what english teacher like walk around on high up ours is what Robert Houses, oh mister, cocktail is that what you duty just speak, like american television characters, was given too little one of these things up jealous of these people's ability to pick up languages, because I wanna be bilingual But I dont you notice, I don't have to be. You know it's like it's like climb up a rope,

doesn't everybody wants to be able to do that, just grab a rope and without using your fuckin legs, just go right up like a James bond who doesn't want to be able to do that, but the thing is to get through life. You don't have to be able to do that, so most people never never pick up that strike languages, the same thing. If I don't have to learn how to speak it I mean to sit there and actually just sit down and give yourself a fuckin homework assignment. I don't know failing miserably in my spanish and I'll go fuck yourself. You know what you got. You know what you guys when this is like a game. You're special teams are better than ours,

the language, the problem.