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I gotta get are like one more thing done and then that's it another now get ready to go back east. I gotta do some pressure to hide efforts for family. What is that you might ask if you ve been under a fuckin rock, not listening to my podcast for the last hour and a half year, his December eighteenth six motherfucking episodes on Netflix. You can watch all six. It took me four years. To go through this whole journey, and you can devour all of it too two hours and forty forty five minutes. Maybe and then it gets them, you tweet, which are come up. Hopefully within a year, or maybe a little more. Who knows who the fuck knows Does it not people watch you would get a second season. I don't what that means. Ten twelve I have no idea, which is why, if you go to my website, I only have one date for next year, because I to see if this thing you know tags, if it makes it a what Europe

What are you what he had done? A yellow undisguisedly this when it gets it in that way, and this guy? Is that what you want from me? So anyway, I'm sitting here in the end, the dvd. Finally finnish placement of my fucking house- and I am my second attempted smoking- ribs and a big green egg- is going down right now and So I am almost an hour in fifty five minutes into a four hour smoke on these things. My temperature is still right up to fifty guttural high. In the first hour, impatient before it. I lock it in and went up his highest three three ten dad stayed there for good fifteen minutes and I was able to bring it down to seventy four while now to fifty. So I don't know what they're gonna tastes like put them already doing better than I did the last time the last time I tried this. My fire went out in an hour and a half, so in our fifty five minutes, and I'm still to fifty. So when

well too high, but you know it's killing. Me is not smoke. It anymore. Railway, the big green egg is, is set up. I can't like open it up and do all that shit status should just go fuckin smokers, but it was smoking like a mother, Fucker. There is not. You're all Franco's upstream Johnny Boy came down. Irrigate, won't, there's more breathed already, could do it. She would either be bore now he be borne swamp right. You Molly, gotta, put back maybe face down, therefore, could swamp impregnating and you come out. Stan call that won't you sell some ribs, Yes, I am a novice and disgusting and everything I just said was actually disgusting. Consider your talking about food, you know and the fact that is so close to mothers day. You know me.

That's right. It's only five months away So what happened? This time I had the blocks of Victor Hickory and I also soaked a bunch of chips. I put a zillion of men there, It was a look of Fuckin house fire for the first forty minutes and then and now just nothing. So I don't know what to do. I'm thinking opening up its roads, more chips in there, I'm gonna talk as I get the plague, sir. I don't know, but I don't know Who knows you know it is the worst case scenario I just fuck up Iraq, a ribs. You know this case scenario. Fuckin pig died for nothing will happen, often just one side of its ribs. And I want to talk about believe- are not actually have the celtic scheme on in the background. For some reason, it was Thursday in the ruins of playing the Canadians and

I went on the centre right thing in those nothin on there and then I checked the SBA law. Behold. The Boston Celtics are playing the Chicago Bulls and I got to do something. I don't know the name of one player, on the Boston Celtics, the guy's got, the Bali's goaded towards appear: Neri takes a shot. What guy a white guy got it back to the black guy, the guy's gonna fuckin, Mister Tebrick body for the other team, and then it blow the whistle. You're very white guys on the core Jesus Christ or is a guy. What the fuck ponytail Ripley Armada, cavalier, got he rubbed his fucking elbow. They go black guy he's back at the White Guy thousand, because what else you gotta do stop illegally. The white guy walked back to the bench shaking his head ass. If he's not used to that happening takes of his wife's Armstrong, glasses and sits down on the bench now A guy with a high top say:

what sort of dread starting, but not really. Are you going for the White Guy White Guy shaking his head? Nosey go he's gone back to Europe. He knows it. Economically tasted, Fuckin Romanian, here always gotta, be eaten in another. Fuckin must right now, another black eyes got the bar or left, and the right to a black eye would dreads. Looking like a corner back. Please play basketball like those of the pay. There's a white guy does not thousands, of course, and then act like you didn't do anything the big white guy with the ponytail. He still has his arms over his head ass. If he didn't do it he wanted a charge, but we know better or else college who fuckin proverbs, wait too long sea has replaced the guy comes in yet You're completely followed them. You fuckin dope. You jump right into. So when you executive, fucking travel, Multi saying I'm gonna be try this week. If you're in New York City, I will be trying to do some stand up

in and around the city and I'll be doing the open, open Jimmy show. Amongst other things, and I try to keep the guy's posters everything's get now filled in right now and I'm cyclical back there during the holiday season. You know intimate gibberish, They walked on Fifth avenue, you're gonna meet global Rockefeller centre, go hey, you wanna go skating, and then you see that fuckin line. That's like nine miles long. You, like hey you wanna, just not do that. You wanted. Don't fuck a drink and instead, oh by the way I did mention recordings Wednesday. Dick. I told you those eighty per everyone. Why much fuck insult escape, but You know I realize I have nothing to fucking talk about Absolutely nothing to talk about, and I am only seven minutes said this is what it's like the bomb on stage people. When you just fuckin burn through your entire act, the seven minutes- and you gotta do an hour. You like now what the fuck now it. How can I go talk about? I read a text here.

I mean a vase Jesus Christ fuck, you just know ever fuck it is you don't want it to try to what I have a flight tomorrow you now I always waited the last second to pack. To the last second to do podcast to do the mail. I wait for the entire more seed type fuckin morning. I've run around like an asshole. And writers. I sit down time to go to the airports, so I decided that this was gonna, be the first time I was gonna behave like my wife. It be totally fucking prepared. I may have any banking I gotta do done. Christmas shopping done in male done. Podcast done packing done. That was decided to smoke suburbs in the middle of a fucking thing, which was dumb, but All I can do. Is this and then I gotta, pack and then, can done. So you know what that means that I gotta go start drinking right.

That's all you guys, my wife, what we want a little fuckin rubber looks like a tennis ball and you of water. A mixed those round. Fuckin ice cubes A guy from that movie, where they play the black eyes, rob a bank. And it turns out. The fuck was an aim that marina lockers. Dead presidents the great fuckin movie. Wasn't it. I was a really good movie. I will it was at that issues, brothers kills me that movie seem like it came out six years ago to me, and now I'm thinking about that was twenty years ago. Twenty years ago, tomorrow, a tomorrow next year,. Ninety six, now, ninety five, ninety five I moved down To New York City- and I remember that Halloween everyone whistle was going out of those that people from that movie put no white shit on their face. You don't owe me. Black people were not white people.

Actually no you look about life. We will work to go on white face. You know tromp was gonna. Go fucking, complain about that I did not. I gotta This is why I have nothing to talk about already. I did Kevin it being this morning and I did Fuckin Mark Marin's what the FUCK podcast W teeth. Overall over his way and promoting the efforts for family thing I'm so I guess I fucking pause right now, so applause and just rock, and take this tire podcast, I can't I have to keep working God. Wills. Laptop is awaiting a look up Can I do with my life? Have you lose a laptop? I just had the fuckin thing. I swear to God. If I ever get Alzheimer's and I'm not even get a fuckin notice. The officially different. Now I don't Where are my keys, arguing that open up here?

Let's get on the illicit there's anything on a fucking. You know I'm really really hit pause ILO, but few things it is just this is not even this is not even a part cases. Just listen! There's somebody babbling, You don't, like you, sit in the fuckin waiting room. Some even wanna go yet we now to go. Look something. I've aren't hang on a second. Back sorry about that. I apologize for the first ten and a half minutes of this work if they like, I with the fuckin left handful But it does not go in Maybe this is why don't watch who purchased it makes you feel bad. You don't owe me. Is awaited over the White guy off the glass in it. It's fuckin, unbelievable. And he's wearing one of those Fuckin windshield mass automated, like you, wanted to be an ax murder, but he couldn't commit to it only wants to get caught. I forgot that I actually I saw a movie. I saw a fuckin, style, Brad Pitt.

Corrals Guy from dry, what has spoken navies in everything. Joe Joe. The journal. My least virus. Wait a minute wait. A minute I just saw the fuckin movie You know it was. I did notice him. He died his hair and christian bail I said it will be. The big short agenda. A body might get a screen or of those watching it with my wife and she kept, spring over to make. I tried to explain this to explain that I don't know what it is basically about the other shit that led up to the Yah big fuckin when I wanna fuck, whatever the fuck happened, two thousand it was called a big shot was basically these guys better get the banks, they basically bed there,

What's gonna happen in two thousand and seven was gonna happen. They did it like two thousand five at all, the bankers would just like you are you out of your fucking mind. That could never happen. You know that's basically what it is I actually by watching it. I ended up having a great conversation with my wife. About their consumer born that housing market scandals in all its fuckin subprime shit happened Like two schools, there was either people that one percent blame the bankers, people one or two percent blaming Fuckin jerk off that got houses. You know like this. The guy live like below me. Right, this old, fuckin, crazy guy, he blamed like people didn't have any money that got out like he was clip and other people had noticed. Tat knows there are. No pursuits get knows loads and I was this cycle yeah. That's that's that's kind of what you have a loan officer for resident.

I mean anyway, could walk into a bag of real. I could I have a million dollars. You're totally within your right to fuckin. Do you just didn't give it to one. You ve got to do a little bit of research, but I am one of those I don't have any sympathy for the bankers or for the fucking jerk off who for but like a four bedroom house in mortgage, was like eighty bucks, And they didn't read the fine print dead, like you know, within whatever seven months. It was then going to increase up to like fucking a grand a month. Is something not never go away? What should I do? I guess you're a fucking dope. You know why I say that, because I flunked everything in flock and pretty much everything in high school, I sucked it flock and math. I d go to summer school like I should have gone every single year, when, after my freshman year, and I went after my junior year most

more year mighty. Help me up and gave me the demise of my senior year. I didn't give a fuck, because I really screwed up for three years was a summer school and get into brown. It was Happened at that point I was actually considering getting into construction. You know I don't know why cause I knew I was gonna have to get a fucking job and I didn't want to really have a boss like I never wanted to have a job with like the boss was like fuckin right there or or I had a place to be like Sit right here, your desk, you see You come in here by eight thirty, a new state point until lunchtime right now you come back, you better, be thereby fuckin whatever what time is launch wanted to. To a one the guy's fucking coming around. I didn't That's why we try. I worked in a little bit and construction. I worked in warehousing It is said to be a general giant, Falcon area in others places to hide. Now I gotta do the job I just like people fuckin

you, I don't like you ve done what the fuck do. The Alps, Oh. Anyway just by Marcin years ago. You know I don't give a fuck but eyes. I saw tat math and I was able to figure out mortgages enough to lease figure out how I was getting thought answer induced the fuck over as much as I could First time I want my boy I bought. I bought it that you're. Eighty three Ford Ranger. For like three grand I'd, like five bucks. To my name, assumption. So I take all five in a box. It put it down the fuckin car somethin like that, came up that the numbers I got a three year alone and I'd. It took me if all three years no. I had like thirty six payments in it took me thirty six payments I made all of them on time and the bank

got one hundred percent of the amount of interest that they want to get off a dope. Like me, the entire three years that I had the car loan, it never dawned on me, tat, maybe not go out drinking fuckin a bunch. Beers at night and actually taken some of that money and throwing it that the principle of the loan I didn't know that you could fucking do that. I had no idea and the pain, a ton of fuckin money net yourself. Fortunately, somebody talk to me about it. You know when I went to going to get a mortgage and I still fucked up when I first got a mortgage about an apartment in New York die about something that I could afford and I could, if I can, afford the mortgage payment plus a little bit more. So what is so? The very first pay. I made the mortgage payment. Plus a little bit more, but the thing was I. I didn't put it on. I didn't fill in the right area.

On the mortgage statement. Words is basically Morgan and its principles that the principle is the actual, like whatever say I would a hundred grand. No, I didn't know that that was called the principal add no fucking idea, so I kept putting everything into the mortgage so within like four months all the sun. I didn't. I didn't get a statement. Further. The fifth might sounds like what the fuck, what the fuck I'm gonna bank on, I didn't. I didn't get a statement which could go along with it all and they were like all your ear. A month there on your payments. And I really want to help restore you like a hundred grand like now above outlined by them. Talking to me, I realize I went back to the statements of acquaintance. I would pay him like an extra foreign bucks a month here and none of it is come off the principle, because I ve idea, I wasn't putting that towards the principal that's when I figured out This is what I want to fuck do I

pay the mortgage and then take the other money. Put it at the fuckin principle that a lot of you, a rolling you're fucking eyes, but the amount of people that go in and get a fuckin house never realised that. I realise that they did they front end load the fuckin interests like email that take isn't like. If you, if you just ten years into your mortgage. At that point, you ve already given the bag. Eighty percent interest eighty percent of the interest that they can earn money that they largely because, basically, when you buy a house, if you take thirty years to paid off whatever you Look out you're, going to give the bank two and a half times that so just to make it easy. We took out a hundred grand you gonna pay back to want to. Fifty thousand dollars are right now. For as much as the banks are not fuckin regulated for as much as they get the fuck and houses back and they gonna do it all over again, you know complete. Fuckin shit heads qualified. Four mortgages right.

He is long issue if everybody, if they could just educate everybody to that fact that whole fucking game, then people would get Suckered into those things and then bags Could try to do whatever the fuck they wanted to do? Listen if I don't like me if you get a fuckin mortgage like it, is there a lawyer there, too you through it. Remember I closed. I had a lawyer right. He's I didn't New York, I don't fuck all I'm saying is washed out movie, and then don't get all free. While you should get freaked out, because it's a bunch of miles breathing, fuckin morons out there. Christ. What did I watch that movie itself depressing late, but what am I gonna do my tells them? people are going to do what I want to say right now. Nobody it's a flock ready. You go. I do not go out put fifty dollars down on a million dollar house in a joint introducing cannibals into the fucking pool before they throw you out in eight months. That's what everybody is. Gonna, be Donna gibbeted three years

Do I read anything optimistic to say about the future drilling Dickens, you would you would you would think. During this time a year, the holiday season that I would think some shit like that. But. For whatever reason I don't There was one thing that I got out of that met movie by the way is fuckin, phenomenal, Steve Corral, It is amazing, do from Dr. Why can remember his fucking name, I think he's obviously phenomenal act of the fuck. Is me Brad Pitt I'll get three out of four: In a christian bear all amazing, the whole thing is great. And. I guess I'm depressed after watching, because a new era in other deal, whenever you fuckin watch something like that I again want to rule the of the boy, but you get others fuckin movies. It. Those kinds of movies movies deemed powerful. You know what

predict they always you know if they didn't made a movie about fucking those dolphins, gettin, the fuckin shit kicked out of him over in Japan. I never watch that. I don't know fucking thing is, I don't want to watch a bunch of dolphins get beaten to death. It's just I can you just tell me the address. I need to send the money too slowly Opportunists can keep most of it and think in fact, by a yacht that caused the dolphin or some shit and then maybe a couple that goes to a porpoise couple. Schools over there. Can you tell me what the fuck that is? Do I really have to watch the footage? You know the horror of their. Can you just fuckin, tell me that's what they do and up I'll be fine Jefferson. The trailer further. Fuck, you know all these fuckin people that love watch, gory movies you know saw It's like its Frankenstein Friday. The thirteenth did. Fuck Jason goes to Freddy's camp versus the predator. Whatever the fuck, it's called

you'd, all you gotta. Do you really want to see Facchino? If that's not enough for you, because I would think of you watched in horror, films, it's gotta be like porno right, we're at first, the first time you watch a porno a first time. You see you see a year ago a girl, that's adultery. Like thirty seconds you. What has just been taking a picture we're just hear. Gregg forget now view master. You you'd be five b take the two heads you can hear graduates fuckin wagon you're, fucking, ball, joint down there right then after a while, you know to build up a little stamina like cardiac cypriot jerk off you know to me, so I would take I would think they're watching a horror movies, be the same thing like when you for a kid you watch The fuck you watch, you watch a bird fucking. Try

walk out. He himself with China BAR that that made you feel bad for birds out of fun. I'm trying to be a lame horror movie. What's a bad one,. I don't fucking know whatever we would like the fifth instalment. Or bees number there then they went all over that guy's Rita View, Burgundy drove into the Superdome and turn on the air conditioner than they all died. Schuyler ironic that their old diagnosis is getting too hard right. Once again, we will go back to fuck and doomsday go. The doomsday to shut the fuck up just enjoy Join. The holidays are vital, The piper S, video, should be out any day. Andrew tonight and figure out exactly one that's coming out. I know he put out the fuckin trade. Did you go we'll get to see my ugly ass ketchup.

If you want I those cupboards, it's called naughty pine. Not naughty, not like it's bad bad pine. It doesn't mean that it's not like, it has not said it, and evidently that was all the rage at some point in the late eighties and early nineties Is sense, fallen out of favor much like the cavalry cheese and finger list, gloves But my kitchen is say: my kitchen is an old Marge Jesus Christ, s eye fell on his pocket ass and he shook off good man. Black eyed like out with the ball good deal good deal. You celtic. Black he's got the ball. I like distant past. The like, I don't get any method. We must of course be forty must, of course, you did. The five year you Norman, Struck and criteria are deaf right there right down the core give Chicago. Scored

we just got another problem known who to pass to, I, like literally reverse races when I watch your mother, why God gave it to the white guy again. Do you know one of some our up, I ate them. Shut the fuck up there, maybe maybe one moment white guys doing all right. This has to be our second team. In there a white guy, just staked out another white guy. They took a shot at the top of the acute did, go it. This- is why a charity game I ve never seen so many white guys out of pocket cord basketball as it should be like black and white. You know them driveling what the hand on top of the boss, doo doo, Doo, doo doo, Was it done more hours time at the end of the world, jerking off and fuck in horror movies? ok yeah, they say if you really want to see. Yeah. She wants to some terrifying here. I would just watch.

Turn on the nature channel. Fuckin channel is. You have memories, discoveries to fucking sit there talking about unity, always talking about the year the animals right now we are not talking about animals any more than that. We that was the whole bread, But if that's all do I was animals. Eight today would do in the cheaters it for big cat weak, they got there come up, but it was dead was all it was, was about pretty much nature nature right, That's all it was about, but you know what it was I mean I'm in a basin. I'm gonna get someone like me. I stop watching that Fucking channel, because I love animals right, The first pocket three quarters: of every one of those episodes was tremendous and then the last third would be like you know. This is what they would all be adorable look what they do, look at them, their natural habitat. They do

damned if things are looking just killed and other animal, that's how they survive. That's fucking, amazing and then in the end it was just like, and then man came and fuckin completely screwed up their entire environment and then you'd, sadly, watch them dying next to it. Empty fuckin plastic Pardon you don't owe container discount say cardboard without a giant gallant, taxonomy. Its plastic forget thinks, right, you will you never met before fuck? It look at me like that, though your car radio, like TAT, you asshole, so I kind of stopwatch people stop watcher because became too fucking depressing because it for these? Just do shit about busy on human interact should be, some guy would put bees on his face right and ever beard. You have a beard I'd nodding attack what are their dying? Often photosynthesis. Does it happen. I don't like. No more potatoes. I don't know

The EU wants to watch that favorite thing now is that people still go on the fucking ocean is no fish left in his more more shark attacks, and I think, is going to continue when you watch how they vilify the sharks. You know, there's some are connected to ices this just begun. It become all of their day when the sharks die off. We gotta make man made once. I think that's what's gonna happen in the future is therefore going to start making salmon you don't you. Make one and in one of those in a little mixer, you normally take out your kitchen aid, TAT dna swollen around in there. Thus, we should be doing, we should be taken a dna above all of them just like. Just like a Jurassic park where we're running out of bees, I'll fuck. It makes some relax. Customer or how many you need. Are you? Let him loose his kingdom in the bees.

So you know, and then maybe they they die little quicker. We just keep make it, but then you know whatever made the bees whatever their fucker machine was, would cause even more global warming. I think we're fucked. You don't owe me the more, I think about dead, that's fucking lunatic that got everybody to drink the fucking grape juice down there in South America. I think he was on this topic Maybe he wasn't a not? Maybe he was just an environmentalist. And he was walking around a mall one. Daddy was just like you know what you're saying it only went to a ball game is again and I have still not fail in it. The white neighborhoods black neighbour Asian, each of you now, if you saw the people that, if constraints, to kill themselves. All colors, all creeds, all ages, the sky. Did. He did a nice cleansing euro. A day right now. You know next time when those guys oils, Waco, Texas Guy, goes a little fucking sideways. I you know I went to see what happens.

Let's see where it goes with this. All you gotta do is just around him and then he'll do the dirty work. I use is what you do this is how you saw the population problem. Ok, said a leaden: let's go in the fucking street. You know. Yeah I'll just take him out of the insane asylum, because you don't pay form any more. What you do is you get him a suit, our right and our You get him a star religion or some animal. I dont know what to do. Ok, as far as I can note, this plan issued, let people out of insane asylum. Did you give him a brand new suit and like a briefcase, I better some shit like that right. Then they get a fucking job. Are you know it must preserve again good. Looking insane people. Regular same people, you just you just put a man on the street. The way that we do. You don't owe me and then you get mad going wisest fuck it s all, not obeying the J Walkin in the street. You, oh, my god, they're nuts, they fuckin crazy. You know.

From the representative welcome, I regularly in your car talking yourself too. He started. You know. Is that I'm gonna end up with a person? I to myself violent shake every fuckin ten feet. And up the street with a kite. Fuller. God knows what He was a guy sleeps on the sidewalk, it's broken up like us who sets fucking unspoken. Where's that is face is so Winberg every time I look like the giants finally fired talk consulate, And evidently was not smart with as much whenever the guy he D, fuckin reposes it up enough So it's a way to think. As you go down there and my dog always looks at it. The dude would like this It is concerned. I get diagnosed with somebody is not a threat and is actually in trouble. So, like I've tried to talk to the person, but I never seems to work out the just sort of looks at me, like

Look I'm freaking amount. Does he sleeping on the street like it when he thinks that a problem, but do so The bed kills me about the guy. Sleep on the same side,. He sleeps on his left side right. Fuckin, shoulder ok, What kills me is his head, never touches the ground, he does a pillar his head Just go straight out, you don't owe me, but he got knocked out inadequacy wide receive again not down this fuckin arms are sticking up sort Like what, with his head. Emma. I was sick of source fucking neck or so of thinking about get in a motel, oh, but I never know what he's gonna be there I can walk my dog, Canada fuck. Until every day we see this guy unify nominate, come woken up with a pillar he's taken. He's gonna try to smother these two crazy to accept a pill. He starts even jokes on a fuckin feathers. I don't know, but that's good for the bees are that's good for the bees

right. I mean the brutes right. Maybe it's the positive way to look at the future. Is more and more people give fucking. You know. You just look at is a good thing enough, then Carl, talk about shit like that goes so far far ahead of its time either you talked about that like the nineties like enjoying disasters. Ruling form to happen it's weird enough that I think that way. Bony actually have a kid. That's enough! that's a whole other level. A fact of life that I actually have to respect on some level is then a half hour. Thirty, two minutes all right: I did it. Jesus Christ there right now, it's ninety one, eighty eight Boston theirs Two minutes thirty two seconds left zone and be a time of at least forty five minutes over the White guy, reverse lap a black eye points that, unlike finally. Should have like twenty more assist. You bearded fuck.

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whether one anxious questions to ask it five years old and have been made. For two years to a great woman, no kids, yet we very close to Oliver family parents, grandparents, cousins, all of them- oh Jesus, you absolutely that can be a fuckin nightmare. You better, you better. Have the ground rules down right. Listen? I know your family fuckin lives right around the corner, but this is my house right, my fucking out They only come around on our days. Why don't you show up like Cramer on Seinfeld then been? that's. When you anyways grandma he's playing this big three day, long, family reunion this summer and as much as I love my wife, I would rather Take a shit on a toilet: they go to Thank you absolutely do you surrounded by am I spend

far too much time with their family as it is and worst of all, I think it was my conflict with when you come to do is show in my hometown. I told her today, for you. Reunion is the same weekend that you the town I will just have to skip the reunion good man. She, let me have it for about how important this is tour. This is what they do this They do our family comes first, and if I was person, I would go to the reunion and then she started to cry out till she had you with both barrels. Both barrels, too, These are fucked up, I'm actually in a whisper in my lovely woman is fuckin for states away. This fuckin argument- you fucking a week ago, I got

gotta get to the post, you gotta get and mailbox first and look for those fuckin way invitations, all right and you tat and you just rip it up and fire it over the fuckin fence, I didn't do that right, start I knew was an invitation. Is she gets his fucking invitation to go to a goddamn wedding. All right in the middle of nowhere. A right, and I said I'm not going, I'm not Go on and then she starts telling me how important these people are too, and I said Gimme a Fuckin break important you I've, never heard you say their names. I even nice these knave. How can this be important. How can the immense she did? Then? She starts faith. She just exactly The same thing the cry. You know I think that you would want to go with this. To me is important and love of blogs. Like sweetheart, I spend my life in airports on airplanes, I don't

go to one extra fuckin thing. Ok,. Tell him to put it on Skype and sit there and watch it with you. I want to fuck and go to it right. Let me add to do we asked them to go to any ship, but never drag my girl of Football game, she hates it, but but it is really important to me that you are good. Where are you going to get your truck with me. Ridiculous. I don't wanna go so anyways registered, he said I ve got a lot of a lot of this shit since I got married. Yet I could tell you that to cause you twenty five. You know you twenty five if you twenty five and you get fuckin married a woman, it's gonna be ten years beyond. Just knowing how to fuckin roll over you in a relationship but not all, is not lost. All is not lost. Let me finish by then happens in

family. I have to be there even if it's a small as your cousin graduating from the third grade, I'm sick of it. I mean I really hate doing stuff like this. She knows I don't like it, but if I was just a flat out tell her I hated it would break her heart. If somebody here decent guy. Ok, I would to do that because she's, my wife and I love you good guy thinking about it. Ok oh, and I see my family and I see my fairly about once a year since they live on the other side of the country. She Doesn't understand that I did not grow, but a family where we spent a ton of time together. So shit. Shit life family reunions. Doesn't mean that much to me, I feel like those lady should understand that I miss one weaken with them to see my favorite comedian, who I might not get a chance to see again in a very long time than It's all right, how do I let her know how I feel get it give me some space, not crushed my balls about going to Oliver family stuff.

Ah, I do this is what you do you hate you She had the right place. You don't wanna, hurt, ok,. And I'm gonna kind aside with your wife on this one in that. Not really side with her, but you pick the wrong one to put your foot down on a right which had to do is put your foot on. You know that Mikey just made us first fuckin popsicle, stick House: we all have to go over and look at it that some that you can blow off like a major family reunion, you kind of To go to that you gotta be by his side. Ok, she can prove that sea I got one. He loves me right, This is what you do. What you are right now, you're in a great position to barter: ok, because You gonna make the sacrifice and not see in my shop. Ok, so this is what you tell her to say: listen, my favorite comedian is come into town.

He said I might not get another chance you, but Because this is so important to you, I wanna be therefore so I will go ok and just say thank you and then you say. However This is when you bar and just say all this, now. Don't how to say this eloquently accusation to get to the point all this fuck. Bullshit these county little stupid asked pocket things. I don't give a fuck about it. I don't want to go to him anymore. Ok, I work they come on. I want a chill out. I dont know your family, I dont know I married you. Ok You want to go there. Then all the Oscars, your family reunion. I will go to that shit. Ok, you're dead, two new collapsed me back. I'm not shown up to that. I I am not going to all of them. I will go to some major ones. I will go to Christmas. Time are put on the sweater all, but this

fuckin, twenty four seven, all the fuckin time, Susie faces havin a birthday party, I'm not going to abstain moment and watching the game. Ok, because making me miserable, and I want to be happy with. You are right, and this is a thing she might give you shit about that, but now you gotta eat put your foot down and let her cry about it I say this is unfair to me fair to me that all of my free time involves being with your family are right, I don't I say: do you got forgot to say it's fuckin boring, Lord going over there, I dont like the smell of their house. I dont like their food and like the color their plates. I just want to get the fuck out of here. I'm not comfortable. You are go over. They're, probably probably don't even like you going over there, what their girl over there to fucking go over there, so that that's what I would do. Just play game.

All right. My show is important EU as that fuckin thing, so I don't want you cry. I get but you don't say it just look around just like all right. Well, I want you to know that I missed my favorite fuckin committed to go to the site. Ok, I'll go to say, ok, from here on out I am only going to the major ones. Ok because I love you. I support you, but this tricky tax, fuckin bullshit, that's all you I'm not doing it. Ok,. Because I need a life outside Others outside EU family- I go fuck yourself, love you

Love you buttons I'll see you later then he goes that was at work. With your bill bill. I made you after showed Pittsburgh the black eye, what the hot let Tita we laughed about. My shoes matching by outfit whelp, my beautiful girlfriend for the past three years as a little bit of insecurity,

charity issues, a lot of us absolutely gorgeous women. Do. Do you know why it is it's because their level I'm without even reading the shit. The reason why I think a lot of my fuckin in secure is because, because the beautiful, then that goes away after while so the clock is just fuckin ticking, you know if you just some regular douche bag. Like me, there's no pressure going back to your Fuckin high school reunion. I made this. The expectations is so fuckin low. You know it's easy to surpass. Like allergies, he didn't get fat skies ASP. But if you're a fucking heart check, it could just it can only go downhill, and I also think that they have to say security. A rich guy has where rich guys like this woman's just with me because of my money, because of who I am, I think that they have the insecurity this person just with me, because a man s interior

pays for some very odd reason? She feels the need for me to prove to her that I lover whenever wherein public setting Teresa During some Christmas shopping she got up not that I wouldn't hold your hand ass. We walked through the mall. She proceeded to catch, one of those. Universe, spicy latin attitudes with me If you were white, and you said that you said that on tv you would have to apologize for nine weeks when you lose your job. Why does it to be spicy. Are you saying that lead to ignore people are like their peppers number, stop commenting just Plaza this ok, so I handle fiddle. The situation like a g parentheses, gentlemen income lately ignored harass, We got into the car and I finally had enough for her telling me how I dont lover and how she wants me to love her.

Oh, I don't love how she wants me to lover and I'll unfair of a man. I am, and you know I do that right, there's, probably how you got this hot girl, because you were the first guys sitting. With your tongue hanging your mouth. You acted like you didn't even give a fuck which fed into her and secured. Like oh, my God, is the expiration date hit a mine hot anymore. Look at me comment again right, I swear these bitches are so unappreciated. Unappreciative at this is funny you call of bitches located pictures understand how much I appreciate. There's everyone bill. We do something movies plays etc, but because she has a badge she has to find something to complain about. I think it's because women have this trade. It should become part of a routine is not special anymore said. I you have to do something You know what's going on, I just spoiling her you taken today

movies, plays every fuckin weekend. Sheiks now she's come to expect it, you don't have it, it should be part of a routine, is not special anymore. So now you have to do something extra special, special, isn't special! You know, that's what I'd get whisper. The shit we're up in San Francisco right I lit up my credit cards. Is Christmas right. My girl had a great fuckin Christmas. It's three days later weapon Fuckin San Francisco. She wants to go shopping. Unlike for what even get enough you know,

though she knows I'm right. So what did she do? She tells me she wants a goddamned candle, ok cause it's not expensive, but she still feel like she got something because I don't know what it is. They always get a few they always gotta get stuff. Is there is heavy some sort of a goody back and you know what I wouldn't get it for? I will therefore I got you done over. My credit cards are still blowing. I'm not getting you shit. It up. She's cool, so she just kept laughing because I was being unbelievably rude and I was being really loud. I was just joking around and but still that's the thing I just kept saying I spoil you was shut down for well you're, not getting anything until Valentine's day. Now you what's up to now get your bag of Fritos way. Think about that! Maybe someday wash it down with

and then what they do is they immediately get mad and then all you do. Is you don't take the bait? They want you to get mad so that they can turn it into a fight about something else, because they know your fuckin right eye. So let it be mad. You're gonna. Do you just gotta stay fucking cop, let's see what this guy does. So anyway, you go so we are driving on the highway, leaving them all and she still bitching and finally, Tell her you know what, if you don't like the way, express my love for you then step off. Gotta read that quote like a black man I can't I'm not even a try you I actually read. I read that like Do she EAST Coast White that fuckin step off? How did you bitch? I was that good, I know wasn't, but it don't ask me to do it. I plug

You don't, I might have like a fuckin substitute black eye for black eyes right some shit. It here see you guys to read the way you're supposed to say other than that you get an fuckin, a cracker ass. You're gonna have to live with it. So immediately after that I said after I said that This puts start throwing these accurate and quick ass party. Calm bows she's pond In your mind, you I've dunes, sixty five miles per hour down the highway, trying not to hit the guard rail while at the same time. Getting this crazy, bitch off me. Luckily I didn't crash my year old Mercedes. This guy's a Larry's come on Who do you love this girl? Is she just another accessory year old, Mercedes with the Corinthians leather. I get over get pulled up Oh god forbid seriously injured us. I mean the hell out of her and held her face?

the passenger window totally acceptable total The motion is gentlemen: moved you can't puncher ages hold their head up against the Glass Euro the people on the other side get to see what a face looks at a funhouse mirror. In order to decrease a reach while steering the car on the highway and absurd we're being her manly composts gotta, give it to her the the shadow mean right, so can picture. We drive and I can totally picture this dude I've lived. This seek and picture me driving down the highway in a bright red Mercedes so had not I'd, never had a Mercedes, more than a eighty three Ford Ranger with black vinyl seats,. Swerving like some drunk Is it not allayed staring with one hand and stiff farming, the shit out of my girls, if a poison for the Heisman trophy after she stopped being

my face, and she added, I have to say I hid her in her wars by pressing her face against the glass. Are you fucking kidding me this bitch almost too, both of our lives, story short as soon as I was able to come to a safe and complete stop, I kick the bitch You haven't heard from our sets. This was three to and it's all for the best that type a girl can now be satisfy, which is something I've learned the hard way over the past three years, but this was the straw that did it. Some Question for you is, was I wrong in this situation and though I owe her an apology, no and no right all you can do.

Who is breakdown? Your game plan, our right? This is why you fucked up. You took the bait right. She kept bitch and ambition and vision and pitch and trying to make you mad. She was sure she got you to do exactly what she wanted you to do, so that gave her up by an excuse to do what she wanted to do, which was fuckin, flip, outing, yell, all right: that's what they do when they know they don't have a fucking leg to stand on end. They know they're wrong what they then try to do. You know not all of them and not in every situation, but one that they're not gonna, be

adult and just say you know what you write a big fuckin crazy right now I apologize ok when they're not going to take that adult route. What they do is they just push buttons and they just try to make you mad and they just keep pushing urine and passionate and passionate and pushing it until you then flip out in say, somethin fuckin crazy, like well. If you don't like it, then once you get the fuck out and then they flip out all right. So what you gotta do is in the future, as it did you just don't tell the big you gotta recognize. You know they do what they do in the fuckin Dennis Rodman thank Tee. The bait me, I knew a penalty, that's all they do is ok and the rough seized the retaliation, that's basically it's the same fucking thing so when the future, just don't get mad. It will drive them up. The fuckin wall and you won't believe the amount of argument you gotta start winning.

Because in their efforts to piss you off, they gonna cross, like ten of the lights, are right when they cross ten other lines. If you take the bait and then go even further, the down the road. That's all sk remembered in the end, as you then trying together who said what when, but if they got, if they cross ten lines, and you don't take the they they attend lines beyond where the fuck they should be, and you gotta dead to rights. Have to maintain you fuckin cool. Now getting back to this other shit is You do not all her fucking apology. Alright, it's absolutely fucking predict it's absolutely childish and you can't, as an adult, expect somebody to not hit you if you're hitting them All right, she's, basically asking you to extend a common human to human Kurt

see that she's not extending to you, so she can go fuck yourself, you. Definitely I don't love. You made the right move, that are no. If you walk around calling her a bitch in that type of thing, this is you just trying to be a tough guy. Governance Bitch said this. In this view of this bitch said that that's another thing don't go around call bitches Cosette. Did the duchess kills, you don't have a call. A bad names are right. Just hold your group dont lose your fuckin cool and let them go to their whole. Little fuck in history, onyx trying to get you to take the floor, convey our eye and his Is it the relationship? You admit when you're wrong and you sincerely apologise? They don't have a fucking the standard when you write any gonna start, wouldn't arguments and you're gonna, be happy. They adopt our right and other than that,

oh stop it you cycles are unique among the day was lovely way back baby. I wish to help myself then found my buried. I want you to another matter. I have decided to have a fucking party for a new place. You don't you think that was my idea do take. It was my idea of bunch of strangers come under the Fuckin house, I'll have people over that's what I do. You want to come over. Watch the game, nine people that I know right have all your fuckin phone.

But you don't need, is a more open persons who should like Little party right. So we still goes invite your friends my right. So you know I got you know, I'm I'm a guy. I dont have a bunch of friends. Ok, I got six good friends for that. I could really trust. You know it's about it at least out here then over here near talking to remark about Alex cited about parties, like guy, fell out of what's facebook, and I was just like, oh my god, that I just invite a hundred ten people and my heart literally sank on. Please tell me: you didn't just invite a hundred and ten fuckin people She's, I don't worry that organs show up so yeah, but like a third will and then they gonna bring people that you don't even fuckin know and that's exactly what happened. It was a fucking great party, I'm not gonna lie to you

but I gotta admit, like I gonna learn how to be. I thought I was gonna be a good host. I wasn't I wasn't. I was all right with the people I knew, but the people I didn't know actually most of them were all right, but there were a couple of that. Just fine. I just said to some fuckin annoying about somebody. You don't know shit, knowing your goddamn couch, you know eaten your food drinking, your booze cooler full of fuck. Are you at somebody else was laid down on the floor. I felt the kids dad when they can't get a fucking job. It's over. It's twenty six, you fuckin bomb. So anyway, the parties going great Anna, I'm basically the whole time. Europe not drink too much, but I stand by the front door. Is that's the only way up right and nobody's walk out with any of my shit right, I'm acting basically like psycho in fuckin stripes. So I am it's. How I'm wired aright so fuckin three core his way through the power

however, these Golan great? Likewise the agony? I forgot. I forgot about twenty one anymore, I'm fuckin forty three, all my friends are adults in everybody's drinking responsibly, and no one's really hammered. Nothing got broken, everything's cool, so start, just as I was starting relax. Some kid comes out to me like a day you're in the house and I'm like. While the bank owns it, I'm fuckin painted off. What can I do for you any like yes, kind of embarrassment, but I use the bathroom downstairs and its Claude now and I was wondering if you had a plunder and I was like yeah. I do have a plunging pleasure right here, the upstairs bathroom. So I give it to the guy, and I say that I appreciate

Honesty goes no probably go downstairs, he takes care of. It comes back once again. He goes because sorry about that, I said not at all, not at all what the fuck, the toilet, clogs up everyone's, whereby appreciate Pritchett your honesty yoke, as I would have a nasty good for you. Right? So why not a couple hours goes by the party ends. It is like one, straggly left, and I tell the story to me. I like it. I want to go what a good guy, what a good shit, no pun intended we could have left it in their any party. I come walkin in my fuckin bats and looks like a goddamn port authority bus station toilet in our selves site. So some one of the stragglers particles yeah goes. I saw that all think go down. That's not exactly how it went down like when you talk about a ghost because it wasn't him that was in the bathroom.

And I go. Who was because it was his girlfriend. Some who took a dump. Of a magnitude that I wouldn't go down, the toilet. So now she's in their panicking, and this is what today's technology kicks. Did she get it back in the day she would add to cross, the fuckin window and hope nobody saw just left the door locked. Everybody would have panicked holy fuck whose in there did somebody pass out. Somebody is somebody committed suicide, some of what it kicked in the door. I knocked off the fucking God. Damn him you go in there. They be nobody in their you'd feel the air. Outside that look down and everyone who see a giant shouldn't be like the party would be over.

And the owner of the house to be walking around gonna drive away right, that's how would it ended, but because it today's text, Is a lady Kazanovitch disposed to do stuff like that right and she was able to text her boyfriend. I would focus pay. At least foreign at all is to read those tax, the panic in those tax and to his credit he fuck, and each to step up. He took the head. It came up to me very h ones. I love the eighties own Filbert said I took a dumping, your toilet, to a magnitude. It didn't go down and I need the tools required to alleviate the situation.

So aunt I do the week that guy right there so taken a fuckin bullet for the team that key that right. There. Where's, the reverse, Peyton Manning Award, Alien fucking go. We have protection issues right now. He took one he took one for the fuckin team went upstairs like a goddamn gentleman asked for a plunder gave it to him. It was all fine and I went down at the end of the party. You never would unknown anything anything happen to me like Three hours after the Kennedy assassination- I bet it was, it was all say it you know marked it all up and everything was all figured out of. It was a nice road, again mopped up the brains

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