Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast at just checking in on you yeah. See you lives, God, you know somethin I have such an amazing life. I feel like it's time to give back to you guys Oh I'm just sitting here go on thinking to myself what could be better. then fly the Indianapolis in the middle of December. You know. Patriots are playing called set, locust soil failed, stadium there right, The gave starts at seven. My show starts at seven. I can't go to the fucking gave. You know it's even better. What is even better, As I have a fucking called.

I made this is the line that I am living right now and I feel guilty, and I want you guys to know that it's a point in the future. I am going to give back, but I want right now for just. Having had the thought. Then, I'm thinking about you guys on some level. I really my heart breaks. For everyone out there, you know, because Sorry, I live out here now the weather's gray we never get called. I just made me think Am I to complain that I'm going to Indianapolis with a cold there? people that have to live there? year round with cold. Fuck it with any surpluses? Actually, one of the one, sir

Like the highway system is extremely confusing, they get up joint, Fuckin freeway. That goes all the way around it. You don't know which way you go and you look at the sun. You like Henry Health. Looking for helicopters, you're trying to figure out what which way, fucking going. but downtown area, little scary. You know little less For traffic that I would like one of those ghost town kind of things, but when it's open it's open all the court that people are walking around most I went there with version. I know they have a really good cigar bar somewhere out there. I also know that we get this famous place. We gotta get prime rib They have a horse reddish. George should therefore focus I can never say worse, rose without saying that since I watch the wire When he's confessing to all those murders,.

yeah. I might do that. It just sucks that I have a fucking cold because I got I got. I got to tell you something at like. I have like my ancestors are from that part of the country. When my incentive came over here, the Joinings. They all settled. they can Indiana or whatever. So you know There was a farmer something we had out there for many many years and I think like twenty years ago, My mother asked me said it was going up for sale for the first time, and I don't know like a hundred years. It wouldn't be in our family name. Did I want to buy it? I didn't have the fuckin money elsewhere, Also parcel veto in the fucking good, Fellows AOL or I know about a farm he bought the farm. What did they always meet? He bought the farms that mean you you, you were always in debt, your whole life and then, when you died, your life insurance, you finally were able to pay off your farm. Is that what it meant? Let's look? Get up shall we

but I like Indiana, it's kind of like Wisconsin without the serial killers, they don't have as many legs, but you know you can take comfort in knowing that your neighbor isn't gonna make you don't turn you into a lamp after he's done, fucking your corpse. that's what cards it, but you know what cards it has great milkshakes. You don't mean that I, like Michigan driving cars into fuckin parades or was that was content. I get I'm confused at this point you, don't you what you wouldn't think there was anybody nice in Wisconsin or Michigan the way the fire or any place the way the Fuckin news covers it right. He bought the farm. the expression origin ever go here. We go What is meant by the phrase bought the farm? It comes to the nineteen fifties era, air Force term, meaning to crash be killed in action and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying return home. By a farm and live peacefully.

peaceably ever after a while. I was unobservant run. What a surprise their first, her me to crash or to be killed the action and refers to the desire of many more time, pilots to stop flying. but who wants to fly when you get fuckin shot at dropping bombs on people go, and I hope they landed on the right ones return home. by a farm in live peaceably. I've ever after. Also they will decide on the farm. Where, where is he? I bought the farm? So he went home to leave his dream when he really died. another one to see New York, your turn March. Nineteen, fifty four only play the the of jet piled slang bought up, Had a fatal crash, others, Two different explanations here, simple

it bears powerful to buy. The farm died, offer first, the death in battle or by plane crash steadily. It's definitely is. Procedures he bought. I'm so funny Bastard said that on the AIR Force base it now, nobody knows where it came from. Isn't an interesting is that the interesting- and this is what I mean by giving back is us. thanks and I wonder what they mean and then I look I'm up for you. Giving back. I don't understand. So anyway, I'm coming out there in the end. Indianapolis, I've always had such weird experiences when do they're. Obviously, if you do, if you lost any podcast, you know I sat next to that guy, who fancies himself to be part of the CIA, kept asking me why I was going to Indianapolis and press the button. We were taxing to try and stop us from going somewhere. And then, when I got to Indianapolis one time.

Ross playing. This theater was too theatres in the same building and the. The one downstairs was with smaller one. That was the one that I was playing in the one upstairs with Sesame Street live. and but that we shared the same stairwell. Maybe was next door, and I know it's like the door to where they were, and I saw and all in all these guys, like oh shit, and I felt the. Bert starts work towards me and I thought he was waving like hello. Guy birds coming over to say hello due to laugh and shit. If he came walk it up. I thought he was waving. He was doing the stop filled with dignity slammed the door he was like fucking. You know that the they, the big fuckin, that nobody shut the door my face and is like oh shit,.

I guess early really is a cool one right, so I posting the video than the Sesame Street people got back to me and said I didn't know the rights to the video I had to take so I took it. Does it will you fuck? You mean I don't wanna fuck and rights to it. You can't it's my cell phone. I had a right to be there and you should a closer green room door get mad at you know Oh boy was the only one on it was over they fucking around, but wherever they were all in there. And somewhere in one of my laptop's, I still have that Video, but this what kills me you know everybody is taken video. You take all these fuckin pictures, you kids in everything and then the update, the Fuckin it looks cleared. It looks great than me update the phones, and then your picture is worth a shit anymore, so like I don't understand what what are you supposed to be doing here? Work, I'm taking all these pictures to save and what's it'll, be all like pixelate it it's, like after the future people of fade away. All videos and I'm taking my kids

That's where. my daughter, said some fuckin layers today. School. She goes hey dad. Sometimes sometimes lepers want to be alone and they climbed trees. I'm like lepers. She goes yeah lepers. I good. They give me leopards she goes no, it's lepers the guy wait only get the fuckin skin disease there shunned by society. I can't like that, that's a strong move by a leper, but I don't fucken need you either I'm going to go up here and sit this fucking tree. This tree doesn't judge me, even if it did it, doesn't have the option not to it's just for this sort of stand. There. Jesus Christ. I would state that whenever there is a Christmas tree the day They come up with the technology,

your tree screaming- oh my god,. This can be the end Christmas. Yet your Christmas tree right after Thanksgiving, like I do at a time of logic,. why, Why Welcome Actually understand those things you know Good God created trees to the allows that shit He made us smart enough to fuckin chop down. it just doesn't care. I really firmly believe that that whatever it is just sort of made us in the left. Look. I will see how that works out. Then he went on to another world. You know he Went on to another world, I really think God is a man by the way. I really do

for the simple fact that we get shit done you'll stand around talking about doing stuff bitching about it. Manipulate other people around you to get you to do the job form. You know it's not. What about those two to a woman does. What of women accomplished ever in history? You can't talk about giving birth cuz. You can't help that if there was a way for you to make me pregnant instead of you, you would have all right do not try to be like. sexist here. I'm just trying to open a dialogue, What are you talking about with plenty of pigs, Why does she fuckin puts up with me? which is not easy monies. grumpy bill with a goddamn called. Look cool, it is its new womb.

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fuckin, killer app. Will we kill, I just love the lyrics to. You know before all those. Goddamn miserable fuckin. Seattle people came in June this Christ. A bunch of Multi Kuntz. They were her no one ever talks about that here. We just talk about how great the music is, that is true, but those were not exactly the most uplifting fuckin people ever wanted to be around right, You have talked about this before, but those people in those fuckin Mental bands of the l, a sunset strip- you know they had a lot of fucked up- should happen to have two: they dump their fuckin day on you we kept it light Toby FED, but and they went back and they did their heroin in private.

We'll tell you about the rock stars, the aid they were. Gentlemen,. they were raised right. You know TAT Paul. takes Talk religion, it'll, bring up, you said fuck childhood. of course they talk about so broad every rose has its told they talk about some woman right. Who's, that was it. That bad they fuckin finally broke through there. Was it Ella guns. that song somebody Jane was always Jade. Jade says What is facing about Mary J? Everybody was singing about Jane. I was a popular name for it Woman back then. At least a fuckin groupie. Like if you named your daughter, Jane. Then the sixties fifties? Sixties? There was a good chance that

She was gonna blow a rock star God, that's why that name died out right. I have no idea, you know soon, yesterday's fuck and try to get over this goddamn cold. Therefore, the MLB network and network and was watching Nolan ride, Thro his last no hitter, I figure was his last. He was forty four. Now just seen all these old school names. Tom House. So we told you they name was Tom. How should be like this that a real name Simple and easy to remember, you know. Nothing about that name shine a light back onto the parents. That's why you give your kid an interesting name right. Soliloquy. Some other way. Oh my god,.

Your daughter's David soliloquy yeah, we color or key, We're short way. Awkward, We all go away. It's amazing now, do you act? Yes, I do I recently tat a project me well soliloquy get fuckin. Kicked out of this. It happened. All those two cameras. I would have old bullies talk to young bullies. Now they reminisce about how easy it was to fuck and violate somebody back in the day. You keep bullies, get rough today back in the day, punch whatever the fuck you wanted to. The smaller the better. Nobody said nothing. They all they would do, is yell at the victim and see you can learn how to fight back. Those were the days

They are a good day, I'd slug, six fuckin their greatest. a lunchtime. I am not talking about right now. People understand about. I gotta get on a fuckin airplane Jesus Christ I will put a boom boom You don't have everything that I've seen. It's I find movies. The one thing that I wish they could come up with was the ability to zap yourself from one part of the world to another. These crises think this discovered Sata control. Now just for travel. Can you imagine that we could literally live in LOS Angeles and work every day in London? He just set to get up earlier right now. I could just walk through a fuckin porthole. Out onto the streets of beautiful, downtown Indianapolis. You don't get the five hundred out here right,

Another grating Indianapolis five hundred out there, the idea. I started Seabury Classic Cars shows, but they don't have that this time of year Dealerships out there. Fuckin loveless exhibit followed lately, you know all trucks and all that shit now carry into like those in out those company cars I make it a certain amount of income used to drive. like the Lincoln Mark for MAC, for whose market mark. Lincoln Mark for four times the speed of sound that sled- I don't think so we say, was marked for this over something addition there. So they had that patent leather seat, whatever they call it that would push the leather read. It was absolutely study. Guy

get that card silvery have like either silver interior or they have a red leather interior. Fuckin drive down the street in a God, Damn cloud in aid, Stakes they smoke cigars and a drop of a heart attack it fifty eight, but they will live. The mercury grand Marquis you know. Like they don't make cars, they don't really like make luxury cars anymore. It seems, like everything, goes fast or it's bad ass, but I'm trying to figure of fat ass, fuckin boss, hog car. I dont Jaguar, has one Jaguar has word. Bmw has like the seven series. We see here. Luxury said dance. Let's see who's maker, one now they'll probably say like Alexis

nothing like dries like a sports car out. He ate Lexus. I yes Mercedes Benz yet, These cars like haul ass, Fuckin luxury cars back in the day like They could even get out of their own fuckin way. About just crews, it down the road you didn't want to drive fast. You wanted everybody to see how much money you will make you had to drive slow enough Meet the eye of some broad walk down the fuckin strategy, no. She saw that fucking leather raturan she's, like oh, my god, those pockets are deep over their baby Good Pocket so tube over there. if you want, if I'm slowly losing my mind during all this shit, you're right- I am, I am.

I don't have good show, so I do not know where the fuck is my reads for this week. Jesus. I don't have any reads. I don't have any advertising those there's, somebody that I upset did something happened there you go I do have to. I do have to tease this. I did a Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast with Jim gaff again a month ago,. It starts off we're talking comedy and by the end I was almost to a half hour. Think we d like an hour and a half or forty five minutes. We were, Thrashing each other, it was fucking most fun, I've had with it other comic in a long long time. Jim has a new special coming out on Netflix, so next Monday, We'll be imagined Taking the day off, because I buy

accorded that thing a month ago. Kind of an interesting idea to me. I should start, that more often. Three recording a guest and because what now what's happening is when I go to Indianapolis enough to bring my podcast shit. It's the little victories people I go through security. What is that? Is that a weapon? It's a microphone. Why do you have a microphone? Because I do park. Yes, I really, why did you podcast I'm a lonely because I was a good at math. I don't know. But he rummage through people's backs, because our Saviour Verona. fair enough? I get it. No reason to get hostile. it was great about, haven't, cold and tell people about it. The podcast is that you get to learn. I'll everybody's fuckin, cold remedies.

I need a remedy rabbit, a remedy. Everyone's longtime got some each said the second, you blow your nose. That's when you get the cold So if you just don't blow your nose in society, Leader falcons stupid, You don't lay down right now is not working for me. It really is. Let's look of a cold remedies. Call remedy we gotta see he's gonna. See me please. Short duration, less the severity of call back by science, while it says its back by size, the only way of lawyer knows podcast, you said to commit to it.

You gotta commit to it. Natures way. Make your way to feeling better with homeopathic ingredients at a variety of cut, the shit doesn't work, this by somebody cured the fuckin cold. You don't have said if somebody actually cured this shit you'd never hear the end of it. You don't if I was president right now. Ok, I was aware that I was actually president this guy, that we have with By the way, poverty has a greater say that there should be an age limit about when you can be president like fifty five, great age, can't be too young continue. Bill Clinton just bag in order in the pool you get anything done. You know like fifty five. You're on the other side of it you know, but you not like,

like some fossil, like that from this fuckin guy job. I write you need like Fifty five. Maybe that's how you do it. You could? Would be president if you fifty five. To sixty three and you're a man. That's right. By the way, I don't want petty here, but where was the last time there was a bald president. We see this year. Let's see, let's this up this this in our using the last bald president. Ok. Let me see you now: they get so good with those those goddamn healthcare systems. Right, search search for them pocket day.

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eyes an hour. David Dwight eyes and I would buy Dwight. she was presented today. They call em White Eisenhower. How nobody Nobody both presidents have their bed but there was a lot more of a back in the day when they didn't have hair systems. backward Ben Franklin? Thirty, look good. I know he wasn't a president, but you know it's not like, Baseball like out back in the day when I was just white people they play without baseball gloves and shit like three guys. A year would hit four hundred, then it became one guy every three years and there's just became TED Williams. Did it nineteen forty six and no one ever? Did it again? That's like The president's right through before a proper answer. We would have to define what we mean by bald. It's just Finally, you know what it is. The fuckin horseshoe.

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fake fuckin name, you know if you have slip into a party that you, that's supposed to be at? You can't get busted when they ask you what you fucking name is. You should go by Rutherford. Those Ba Sterile puckered you'll get caught. Rutherford H Salisbury. What are those blue blood names. Either they went away from those fuckin blue blood. They observe You're fucking nervous. You can tell by your name of which more do you have this lesson. When I look up mercifully, this podcast blue blood names. Blue blood names will be read back. We're blue blurred names. It's hilarious assess Tom seller. Thirty Wahlberg, your guess is as good as a show called blue blood for Preppy, baby knaves, I love it. Let's make it less.

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now. I would say idly you'd! Listen! I don't do a crazy, NFL, touchdown dance bill, hands the ball right after the official. I I do. With thing I have to do a quick thing that I have now I don't do a full break dancer day. I don't even as you can How would you would but it was just like you all that back paw let's just talk about- what's goin on here: ok! So after a week, fourteen there are weak fourteen with picking for games a week against the spread going into weak fifteen K, Gilbert thirty one, twenty four and one here, the two into last week, him State, even so he's where he stayed over five hundred me

I did gain a game go and three and one- and I am twenty nine and twenty seven. That means guys with three weeks left- and I got a message from a fan saying you and bear- are making me money That is guys guy. We somebody said I am writing the anything better trained and you, too are making you're gonna Jane, said Paul. Dick Marty, you wake him up, you guys were not put quiet. so we do want to thank everybody for following us now. We want to thank everybody liked. What did I say what I say: don't buy anything taken last thing I might learn what went up in the pig candle at what the fuck it for a code on bill. It's in my mother's name, Can I read in an email from a listener? Yes,

As a real going good morning, big fan of the pod casts. I listen while I'm walking out each morning at four thirty a m. I wish you were on every day, I'm a seventy seven year old, great grandmother. I dont use the F word. However, I'm excusing you because you're a sweetheart of a guy- and I understand more- you understand more about what makes women take than any man I'd known and unknown. This went into the bills broadcast power between all over women than which fulfil left out here. look. I've been visible to listen to your picks and made a three team. Parlay bet with this week in my husband placed the bed for me, Washington calls and cardinals one them on your advice. My husband was impressed just voting machine it up. As cardinal sin went from seventy seven year old grandmother. Thank you. Donna. now, while she took and she took, she took your cardinals bet and my Washington bet and teased it and ended up when it Guy

we, like you, know I built this is why no one's gonna take notice of what we're doing preserve. Do you know where first year, they're gonna say these are first year jerk off not now, and so we need to come back next year and continue this, but make no mistake what we are doing is raging enemies. bring. I do bring them on bigger to save one. Everybody said we couldn't do it. Man at that. So now you're we go we're in a week fifteen. we're going into weak fifteen bill. Like I said bill is thirty one twenty, while I am in me, I've prevent defence. Knowing your comment. Trying to give up the middle of field and only lose one game a week and hopefully a fuckin, be there the end. I don't like this week at all. I let alone those first this week this is an odd week, so this would be me now. I know I know you like. a boy,

Hold on a second Andrew: can we just get confirmation? Is Baker Mayfield out with covert? I heard that just now, and if that the case, that's a big deal for Cleveland Cause, they're there plan and not so good raters team right now. But if bakers out of diet. He's out. Now confirm. He's likely out ought to covets gettin players in all the leaks, wild all right, she. Browser in there Finally, we are faced MAX on Sunday. They can't do during the weekend. All right. You know what I'm gonna do with rocard. This is it. Does I'm sorry not an arduous and is trying to I'm just trying to get this goin on here. You get Goin on see. I don't know, I'm not even speak and write. You know what guys I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna write the train and hears why

Green Bay, Packers or minus four against the Ravens, but Lamar Jackson might be ouch and the thing is Green Bay needs to keep winning to get a dead home field, because the boxer this went on can bullshit. What is its all this? These guys might be. They might be out what the fuck am. I bet not here. I know what Lamar Jackson, it wasn't causa subjects. Instagram picture you dont know what she looks like till. She shows up to fuck and held the camera pair. Comes in she's, a fuckin, a whale Paul with that reminds me of bottlenecks, joke when he says they just show their eyes, because those are fat eyes. I I'm gonna, take a Green Bay packers, I'm gonna, take the Green Bay Packers minus four and a half on the road and against the Ravens old in home field. Advantage right, it's beginning to look a lot like two thousand one and taken the New England Patriots getting two and a half Lucas oil fields.

A plain Indianapolis, I will be there Saturday night when they plan, but I'll be doing to shows because we ensure business. You miss everything, Everybody sitting around in a fuckin pot rose and you're out their mammy. How I lobby, I, how I love a man me, that's the same provides shoemaker. Well, that's all. I feel my fuckin team is right down the street. I mean that God forsaken City, what that fuckin highway. That goes all the way around it. You forget which way you go it. You know, like you're in the Blair, wished the runner Underwood Sky was that his name doggie. I remember that, but our resident layer, which the I do, an that's, why you forget her. now. Yeah. I remember a nose, was announced footage several. We scared the shit out of me. I saw by myself at a midnight show it These dumb comic man movie, didn't scare me at all. Do you so fuckin tough in a movie theater, I was petrified

I was scared because the way they label the movie the way they previewed it was at a really happened and other gosh. Should many kids got. You know it's like it. That's what I'm here that it is clear that the culture tuna have favorites against a pat on the touch of unanimous Carson, whence scores point six that running back, I mean you know we'll see what happens? put he's had two weeks to prepare for imports. Blue? I see what you don't you gotta go head to head against people you are. This is the hail Mary will, which is likely to guys how mad would you have been five picked up the patriots? First, I don't like the game and I don't like the fact that the culture minus, I only say, shit, all over the game that I just pick. What fucking did you pick. Yours, I'm like their Amy. There is going to fuck it Baltimore. so may I go on get some crab cakes and get covered than could be able to block fire Fuckin Aaron right this blight side. Have you like that But it should also know adventure,

To show why am I talking about your bet, I should be glad to turn on my bet. You're, absolutely right. I'm stolen bill, I'm stolen when you say to shape to shape. Is that when you say it, though,. To show me like fair enough, I don't Like you know, arguing about history, your countries better than mine. to shame fair enough, it's kind of one and the same. How big it is yet is Now it is exactly what it it'll show you gonna fuckin, sorting you have fair enough, but just fuckin hang it up. to show me your right, fair enough means, I guess you're right, it's kind of close. What do we do agree to ships boy? you don't. Let's keep doing this a strike stall. This is so weird: why are the Broncos favoured against bangles entered a bangles as a bank or some shit, no bed path. the way in and roll around their own waste

taken the LOS Angeles Rams map to see it run four run Sunday. I like it, Hapless Seattle see how the Xerox are done. to see hawks are done it's over, yet it has done in Russia, where you said the chief we're chief should not. Look at you you're, just not nearly as much confidence you like day or a bad football team. I told yes Indiana. Now they could wake up it's time a wake up. Call to take the rams minus forty have at home. Still flailing hapless, Seattle seahawks pity snaky, peat has path, but make no mistake. My best sneaky peat has already talked about your real estate agent is lacking, is out the door and he's looking for a new home, think Brad. there done that recital Cabernet ship Russell well set out. I think he goes to New York. Has he wants to people

Can go nuts when scores touchdown? Everybody knows. If you do some great Can Seattle behalf the country's asleep by the time you did it I got rams minus forty have at all what you got First, what I gotta get get a fuckin attitude for you. Relax I got to. What do you got a fucking take my time just like you do, I got a virus. I science gettin two points against Pittsburgh, Steelers lagged again, Things are given why you should know over my bets no, no because I always go for TED Tennessee. You know that I just I was afraid future of the bulk of real good feed. I didn't have the balls, I really know the Boers. Don't try out with you, you ve been cut. You know these policies are competitive, society It could. Still when Paul you don't this shit on all my bets, I was young, I waited for a jigsaw, my bet it's annoying

no such thing are you gonna, say now fair enough majority used to shape. Things are given to buy the were the giving to do The only time you see an ugly side of poverty is during competition. Now has naturally gets this look on his face and why really a Sicilian. He is like mentally whacking me right now. It's begin to look a lot like Christmas. I'm gonna change your moral. I'm gonna, take your about Joe Burrow in Cincinnati, bangles get in two and a half. They just lost a heartbreaker at home. And this is their season. Against the damned Broncos. So give me the bangles plus two and a half day have to be in this game. They have to win this game. I park. Yes, I like that pick innovation is a game that we're both ignoring Paul but

In Texas verse, the Jacksonville Jaguars. But does the bills picks does to James billows beds with his plan of another play in each other. you been on them. You been on come on. Don't just make that all about me. I don't know why. I'm gonna do this Paul. Why would I do I'm gonna wait? I want to think about that one. I'll go head to head with you if you like the drag for you, I'm going to take the Kansas City Chiefs, Has either you're wrong paw? at the end of the day, Patrick Moms is one of the great In this mood- and you know what the great stew path they step- they put up in December and the end of the day, the San Diego LOS Angeles chargers, I still the San Diego charges just like came a gender still Bruce Jenner.

That's all the saint just cause you fuckin move and become the glass ages. Ramps does not mean you weren't saint Louis. These pocketed got dead? San Diego stay, Ghana. quantum stadium. Still hanging over them until they exercise that David I was gonna, go ahead dead with you Gunnar, I was I take the charter's cause, just in Herbert. Do the kids on another thing right now, but I just saw the Buffalo bills: minus ten and a half an hour after losing too hard breakers in a row, they're playing the Panthers who works completely done. They took outcome Newton again bench them put another guy out. That would help they can the Buffalo bills minus ten and a half at home. But an absolute fuckin beating on the Carolina Panthers they're going to win that game, probably by twenty there. It is

Oh, I almost bare dead numbers lost, but how do you know what I was saying? I almost lost. Right, Minister Vikings going into Chicago, they get three and a half points. I don't know any thing about either one of those teeth. But I know I like that Running back Minnesota, but I also like the Dallas Cowboys, gettin, ten and a half given ten and a half going into the giants and we want us about. A fuckin team is just plain for fuckin and are now four draft ticket this point- probably on forward binding amateur, go with that, but they always, but they always fucking, get up for the cowboys L. As a lot of points, Paul, points giants are home. Giants are home right now.

tough. What are you going to take to New York? Are you gonna take my New York for budgets for the first time since we ve been doing this now there are fucking mess. Dude I'm gonna go on for this week. I can feel it. This is. The thing right here is making on four may take Minnesota Protection, Dallas. In fact, the cowboys the two erratic. Minnesota Vikings fuck it I don't know any of those picks up the paths

That's it be me. This share the level of how not classy you're gonna, be it's just going to be discussed, and that's just so not like. Are you trying to prepares? What are you two undergone the most gracious? What are you talking about? A good sportsmen? Do that's in your head man. Now, as in your head, is yes it is. I will you do Rankly, we read it up it fuck it s, got ya, got you all the way back in the day for the big, I was twenty six years. Twenty seven all I said that to you. I was probably drunk at the girl No! No. I live person. I've noticed it Yeah! That's like an old lawyer of your voice. Some of it might be my own childhood shit, but I hear it in your voice Paul something happens to when you complete it's funny. You're nice meeting you not like Santa Claus, The childhood thing in your past is a little more what it is. I don't think so because I just said that to you-

But now you just using that as an excuse, if I was to come up with it, no, I was looking for a reason why you think that, and that makes more sense, because if you beat me, I've been saying the whole time you're on some other shit right now. If I ever had you might you be, if you beat me this year, if I had you miked up secretly in your fucking house at all now. You tell me a phone call. Did you know you? Would I wanna take personal knew, not what you think I would say I will. I will just be like I do that, for you know that their knowledge bother forget, maybe you ve nine would pop it would stetz. I would never say for their arms,

the fuck. Were you note? I would say to be honest. If I once I loved me and my life has I want you guys there is our week. Fifty here's the best part, don't win or lose how about this. I think this is a common ground. We could both agree if me, and you finish- either five hundred or a bother. That's what I want that is all wine in itself, and that means our listen. You want to lose this whether you fuckin beat the book. If we beat the book after GM is going down. If we read the book after this whole season and we made some people some money. They can't say that those guys don't know what the fuck they're doing. I weekday also day. They should Sunday should issue a statement yeah It has been a long time since two ball bastards over seventeen weeks, hiccup pinafore games. I blew it can be above five hundred

Its guidelines has been less and this has been the weak fifteen preview. Try that's right by the way is a really great calls it. Oh here's what our position is. What happens when Amsterdam was sittin here? We do a great biogas and without it the record by star he's here now and I we almost Mr Mother extortion, picketed switching over to Dallas Dude I was so pissed off that we missed another Monday night special by one think bill bill to pick up. The two snacks by the cardinals happened staff. My pick Stafford happened and then we were just waiting for a Cairo Murray rush types down and it never fuck. It happens guys we're coming close. We have united front showed up to play when they evading push that guy over on that first play than the very next play. They can

and I'll teach, but he was all over that guy again outside our Jesus, errant Donald was not gonna, be fuckin denied that kid is an animal. Ninety! Nine on the you know what I've done. I was his wealth we did. He did. But listen. We didn't get you to to Monday night specials and we ve come within one thing of happening on three or four Monday night about. We only do apologize so bill I ask you now so now. I ask your: would you care what the son of a bitch was wearing. I was you know, by cars, inventing I know you and others will be when he was going to shoot. A deer right Monday night is the Vikings and the Chicago Bear that right up and was the line, brain F, Madam minister is giving three and a half that's the game that bill just picture you. Why are you having it I'm getting given?

minister, is giving three and a half watch. He asked me to sort of minus three and a half year. You want change that aspect to the cowboys. It listen still on the show, so you could change that big. Anyone do, let's add drama and I'll change it so that everybody can fuckin beer do it. You should have kept it about Andrey gotta, make sure you right down there, so we don't get yea all right. I'm gonna take the cowboys. It gets two giant subsoil, Polanco like you, I like do that to you What you know what we gotta backup, quarterback Andrew, what's his name is out Daniel Jonesy set is out again tunneling have points is a lot with Barkley Elsie, but our offensive lied, stinks. Ok, so I think that delving Williams, what the hell's this name, what they'll do without doubt and cook dabbling cook, always played running back for the dolphins in the eighties. I woods.

he's got his he's. Gonna run one in. He will run wanted, you run what'd, you will run one in for sure who say tackle, I say they call the fuckin these eligible. They throw it to him. What does that pay? a guy, I don't like that. I'm fuckin way I was just that comes in Dude, if that came, you win I'd so Dobbin Cook, Russia's for a down you wanna, do cousins over two hundred and fifty yards passing or now can you do that? Oh, no, that you know they're gonna be it's every twenty five yards, Gary twenty five. Fifty I think it's gotta be a boring, gave away Those two fuckin teams hate each other instruments is the midway verse, the fuckin concept there in the mall of American. I just think that they always play like. You know, I never like. You know forty thirty eight games? Maybe they are about to remember it

We take the under what's the under over right. Four and a half. right now. It's only four and a half by time comes out, a good could move quite, but it appeared but decent defence. Why do they write the bare just gave of forty five point star you're fuckin dream Bob Guy, their errand I just got a poster new bedroom wall. You know, I don't wonder if you want to go on that. I don't know. If I like that pile, I don't even watch the second of football last week, I'm not going to lie to you. I ain't shit to do. How bout deny was off they had a by weak. Why can I have a by weak? just in fields. Let's do something just in fields address kicker fell. Right now is one of the core is accorded Becker bears like I said nobody slice it like that.

He's got legs you I could. You just feels russian for fifty yards, now that's a lot. Forty yards. I said it's erigena the eyes these fucking. These two teams are on the witness protection program. I don't know anybody on these fuckin times. So how about this such making fun there? Let's make it fun? Ok, Let's Betsy all Vikings, get an interception just and feels good, drawn interceptions of vikings? Get an interception galvin! Gets it touchdown and ability to a bears one? What do you want to do for the bears? The three p I have a heart attack and stared sorry shouts of the essence. Schedule. see here so the quarterback bears Joseph Pick Darwin Cook Russia's attired on anybody. The bears is it mixed forbids key. If you got no mention He's been gone yeah the reforming gonna. some recent picture

Opening for the arguments Kirk causes cousins, throws a touch down there, So like the over fuck, this, let's say it's gonna be an exciting game over there. I dare you got all do So here you go for the piano is done and the way people get upset. You know people get confused. The amount of reiterate. Bobby said again: don't use big words the over going to over forty four and a half is a four thousand forty four. Andrew forty four, I ever forty four forever You thought I asked. Travelling to Russia is a touch tat, fair in future to shape just used. Those aims feels frozen. Interception agree to disagree.

I immediately called there. Could she took the kiss the boy Billy sniffles Billy sniffles over there. Well, while Billy sniffles he's gettin a tissue dont. Forget everybody. Please use the bedroom to be a match, the best most reliable lights, the best bet with we love it and we love working on it. I'm always serve assuming a man and a woman. There are three knows with kleenex guys use toilet paper. I like I saw a paper right. This guy knows what I'm talking about back me up. Adored eighties comedy here. women don't use the tissue suggest guinea, whatever I'm gonna, fucking user. I used to use a towel. Get me mad cow disease. You and I had a back off the paper towel. Founded on Robert. You knows you like. It did a fuckin Did you look like you just gotta? You have sea fight

yeah, you're, gonna, bruised up and ships Thank you. the brazilian check. I missed it. We gotta talk about that on the other. We got it's over, that of the other one. I was in my family report using always to have with minor unsubscribe, to try and a fuckin wrap it up, and then your blowing, you know it's what you froze your friends. We lose ok, he's back our guys, so that's leave that to deal with that Twenty caused as I was frozen. You will go alike. Sitting on ideas, Paul freezer. Did I freeze pulse trying to do something reticence, the suspense is killing me. Oh, don't worry less winners because in January will be out together in the to see Fuckin studio,

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they always the always wholesomely, always ass, one of the nicest people Europe going to beat Beverly Hills, Andrew Family, and they get up a bonus episode of the Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast that'll be hit by taking that listen to this, I will be at any Annapolis smoke at his cigar. Its programme was supposed show that both are I'll, see if I get on the phone. I use my miles part myself up like a fancy person in our. Maybe maybe I invented that cheesecake factory people are thinking, then they see her dress and I go on. He didn't want to choose to factory.

And I got to go to sit down on my seat and I got to set my Baghdad was no said, thou right for me in the nice fellow sit next, because once you stick in the metal disrupt moved his bag, the where my guy right this guy's a solid due to whatever now, all of a sudden, the waitress comes by A stewardess whatever she comes by, the attendant, whatever the fuck you supposed to call him, she comes up and she can. I get you job Drake and I was like. Can I get out and get a water, please I saw no ice, what our you make. It stop acting it's a fucking martini, it's war. I just get me a war with ice. Thank you! and the guy next me, yours, adores need no no, nothing just put it in that, so they bring drinks, and I'm really, thirsty. So I start starts second mind down and he just throws his back like it's nothing like fucking John Wayne. The voice gonna turn around and Three guys Threem

stash you guys in the nineteen thirty right oh, sit down everybody's. Getting on the flight in Alpine, am looking around the passengers, fucking, don't whatever I'm doing all send the guy next to me, Mr Doers goes to me here: excuse me, he goes. Are you break to fly. And I'll tell you why? Because it Are you afraid to fly. And I go now now not and he goes Because I, but you know it's because it's ok, you know it's gay to tell me if you afraid the fly and maybe we'll get weird I know, I'm not afraid to fly taking my headway. Is he afraid to fly? That's he's drunken the way just drank, and now Told them that I'm gonna be afraid to fly so here you know: he just wants to open up. That's what I'm thinking.

and I got my Vietnam not afraid to fly. And he won't leave it alone. It goes I cause, you know, you're you're here. fidgetting you're, looking around at other passengers. Hannah sit there looking at the leg, is this guy fuckin serious and I go now I guess I'm not afraid the flies now like fought this guy. My tax gatherers dislikes gets weird man sector. Just you The pictures of thirty two year old wiring ensure but like wiring, why dude status, Ellie cap lawn with fuckin glasses, you know Anna. He goes on. there's a minute s? Silence and people still get on the plane, and then he goes a cyber. That's how would we just? We just got off on the wrong foot he's like mining someone. So he goes what's your name.

Then I'm thinking my head, like what's my name, my name's frank, I want to give him like a fire by just summarizes when its bill I've. Only it's nice to meet you, so we shake hands I'm just looking and don't have any poker face of looking at the guy like what the fuck is. Your problem, I'm not even trying to not my trying to do as an I'm already done with this guy. since then the guy goes. I bet he does why gaunt eating happily spill right. Like he's interrogating me and I am like us fuck and serious, start doing the math and my head go. When is this Gallagher AIR Marshal of something like now he's not he's fucking slant? those over here for this guy, so I just go Look, I don't. I don't have to answer your questions. That's it and I just looked straightforward He goes ok now, unconcerned, ok, I'm sound and I'm looking at him like

concern about what. Because your fidgeting you, you have issues with other passengers and blob loudly such paint like that. Dislike he's been, I don't know what the fuck like psychologically breakin me down right now, by this point they closed the fuckin, the door to the fuselage and worse the taxi and I just fire look at the guy. And I go. I go You know I came over the five one point. I little stick my hand out he kept saying I was nervous, my hand right in front of his face and I hold it level, although but I did the first time yeah. I hold a lover, gone, not nervous and he goes well. Then We can do that That's what I was like fuck this guy, I'm not talking the guy! Sorry fuck this story up then Danny Danny came back, got my name now So why are you going to Indianapolis? I fight? What can I say, listen pal, drinkin waters, your drink,

doors. Ok, There's no issue over here and then he goes. It wasn't doers. What she gave me wasn't doers, really what was at some sort of spy juice, you're fuckin jerk off this point. When a punch him right through his fucking stupid, wiring glasses right. So he's going like you look around hostels and I said something that just take them off ass, a shattered. I gotTa North answer. Your questions are rightly me alone. He goes on you just don't egos starts going. Ok, I'm really concern. By now He was. Why are you going to any Annapolis? I just look at our inner. I start don't I start doing like this Ryan Gosling you're a little smart that Fuckin Mona LISA Smiley has, as he smoked his way through all his fuckin movies. I do, but I go full on Ryan Godlike. Now, I'm not talking this guy and I just keep looking at! Can I give that little half a smart and I just my head. That's game now. But this is my gets like if you're gonna be a dick right now, you're Fuckin delusional authority?

that you're gonna like we're fucked in Guantanamo. Any gonna want aboard me, There's no water! There's no board go fuck yourself! Here's my smart going to shake my head at you, like your fuckin pathetic human being. This is what I do it right, and this is the why do you think I'm such a dick all, I have to say the guys, I'm a comedian I'm gonna do a sold out show there and that would make him back off, but I'm a dick, unlike factors guy! I want to see what this is going to do now is fuck and up you started Robin you Samia forty Sidney Cornfield, because you'll finance, my question: why enough. I'm gonna hit that call, but with tax it down a fucking gettin in line. I'm gonna fuckin hit this fuckin by if you blah blah blah blah and I'm just fuckin Mona LISA smiles smirk into shaking my head you're a fucking retard right. So now he sang the effort so much. The way who sit in front of me, diagonally front, rank funding and turns around looks at us

and now my heart's race of I'm like where's this guy this great. I am one hundred percent fuckin innocent, this guy drunk, I think, he's gonna get TED Barton I got a bill. He's gonna, get that button. What's gonna happen right eye see what the pilot looks like, let's see what the fuck this is going right. So we got you fuck you he such such bring his hand to the button. Go. I'm gonna hit that button. You think I'm fuckin do it I'll hit button and I've sickness market out of thinking to my head buried, hit the fuckin button. Let's see what happens. Let's see what Happens: rights of finally, now you they had the button and he can't fucking find it and it's in defence of him. I could find it either. I was looking up there. I have wanted they hit it myself. Then he find finally finds it any hits it now it is like holy shit, what's gonna happen. and you sit in the gun. You you wanna fuck, and play this game. I'm gonna fuckin play this game. I'm surprised you mean it took like fuckin, like thirty seconds before of flight attendant

the one who gave him the booze, which evidently wasn't booze comes over and at this point we're like doing that shit, we're we're behind a plain we're, almost ready to take off like we're, pulling up and stop and pull up, then stopping as planes are taken off. so she got ya. What's the problem over here and he goes. Ah, I'm not comfortable to fly with this guy, this guy Budgeting he's looking around about fucking people, bubble bubbles. Doing all this thing right and then the stewardess looks at me and I'm just sit near fuckin my little smart to shake him. I had not just look at the dude you shaking my head legs, guys out his fuckin. My I not say a word in this guy goes on and on and on about his fucking psycho babble about how the security risk so. She goes to such egos. Ok, can you Passengers have you noticed, things you talk about forty first class, Is anybody noticed anything audible,

this guy and the way they who is sitting right in front of the dew dangling from me turns around. She goes yeah. I've been listening to this guy bright parading this other passenger she's. On my side, And I even set a fuckin word right now, I'm just let me see nonetheless, stored looks at me and he shrugged his shoulders. Like. I don't know what to tell you, so finally she said, Sir, do you have any add this? I just said: look I'm just a guy trying to go to Indianapolis. This guy over here restart swam in his doors I kind of selling a rat when I said that it goes slam and his doors next seen always drop in the FBI. To me, then, I'm thinking of fuck, I guess said bomb right for really, nothing happens. So now, another fuckin, the male stewardess, comes over right. Now, he's gone like what's going on in the UK, of the fucking now at this point we pulled over the plain his stopped toward it:

People trying to get any lap was a jerk off or we can all this fuck and alcohol. Who just watch person of interest every every August. Evidently, I've no fucking idea. Now the plainest stopped this fuckin. shark up his stop the play. Interrogating a goddamn comedian like I'm in the fuckin Taliban and, like he works for the CIA right. so now I just sitting The cap is up front in the plane, like saying to the story is going a basically relaying. Do I really have to fuckin come back there? This is the last letter. The night is really a goddamn problem, and that was the vibe they finally said to the do shit next me: are you gonna be ok to fly with him and at that point it appeased. his fucking ego. That he was somehow in control. Any goes like you know. It ok, it's fine, it's fine, it'll, be fine. It'll, be fine.

so they go. Okay, so the planes going again and now what now we fucking come around any sit near factories in my ear and it does boy. I am lad like the fuckin laughing him, we do in the plot. Guess that's what I'm doing it! sit in a gun? I guess you, don't I'm glad obliged. I hope you fuckin too. I hope you fuckin try something fuckin try something more up to date. We hope you can try something, and I am just fuckin like got Boston laughing shake him like. What are you gonna fuckin do to me. what're. You gonna do to me Punch me in the face you fuckin wiring, Jack S, belief can glasses on you know: that's a federal offense you're gonna go to jail. If you do that or something I don't know what right so interesting fuck. You laugh at the guy got, I actually a one point I put my fucking little. I pills thing on the like I'm going to sleep. had that out to when the stewardess was talking to me always like putting it on. Is this total mine fuck

I don't know what this guy is. I'm just trying to convene the ATLAS. I'm going to sleep. and so I got I got my first. Can I think, on right as he's sitting, Threatening me just, I was gonna total passiveaggressive, it's like dude, I'm so not concerned with you, I'm literally putting a blindfold on a right. So this fucking gothic Easter go and he goes you think you're fuckin one this fuckin. When this he goes. Might you know my dad is my daddy's are seen as dead. Some major c, o in indian apple is, does assigning a fuckin made up story. I swear to God. This is all true. He goes by My dad is some a major seo. Nablus and I love you fuckin arrested the lady turns around again. How have you fuckin rested there? it can be done on the ground of thick. Unlike for what for what sitting here, You fuckin loser, learn how to hold your alcohol. Any stocks describing the view then I'm gonna, have when I go to jail like some fuckin law and order episode. Oh you, gonna love.

You be able to Lucas oral oil field and I'm just sit me a crack up, Laughin amended this pause right. And I think it. Finally, he finally shut the fuck up. The three four minute pause he finally just gave up, because I wasn't given him anything I would just laughin unshaken. My head, I was being Actually, I was because I was enjoying it and then three minute pause and allow Sunday discos Are you going to end the Annapolis bill So we like twenty minutes in the flight. An amalgam using my adrenaline was so go in turn all of their cause. I knew I didn't do anything wrong, but I thought we were literally gonna go back and they he's gonna be fucking cop stare and advocates. If, if the fuckin stories or the pilot asked me HU. I am aware up go and I'm gonna tell him. I respect your authority,

You're just some jack, don't you don't have any fucking authority? I don't. After answer your questions, was probably one of the most fine experiences. I've ever had with another human being like when somebody thinks that they have power, and you know they don't, and they can do. Is tried- just keep bluffing in raising their voice and start cursing at you and if you just start laughing at them, the look on their face is fucked. priceless, so. The last thing you said easy: why you only Indianapolis bill right and I fuckin started, howling just fuckin, holding my stomach shaking my head and my fuckin. I pillow thing on right ads. I don't really get a tunnel shit that I wear one of those I their fuckin underrated, get the one Brooks downwards, literally a pillar, I'm telling you could fall asleep twelve noon facing the sun, its awesome.

so anyways like he asked me what what do you know where you don't bill, you like that ten minute, like probably ten minutes had gone by and I can't fucking sleep, because it's so funny to me. I can't wait to tell the story every comic. I know to try and on stage deceive it's funny or whatever So, finally, I just like our fuck me about gonna, my computer and I bring up my fellow and I, like I gotta, look at the guy cuz. I know he's fucking staring at me. Wait for me to do something right, so I lifted up My Fuckin Mona LISA smiled gone and I look over the guy and dude. He is fuckin past staffed, you look like you got shot. He was sitting there like his head was just hang in straight down at any time the plane move like his head was. I mean the way you that knocked out. For the rest of the fuckin flight,

fuck em. My name is Jack Ryan. Whole fuckin Jack Ryan over here is just kiddo the sky, marshal the fight can bows bag and God knows what Elsie was aren't. We was just completely out passed out, for the rest of the fuckin flight. And this is how much a dick I I was having so much fun with this guy. I start I can't sleep so start slam in waters. Because I want to have to get up and take a piss just to see if this guy's gonna freak out, because the security risk he's gettin up in this opposite me. He never rig consciousness and then I really had to take a piss, but I'm such a stubborn fuck. I was holding it because I wanted to make sure he was awake when I got up, I was gonna, get a little smart and then I was gonna get up city at the call button again but he didn't even wake up too. We hit the ground. and.

And its funding that he woke up. It was like four hours later so now he kind of slip off whatever the fuck. This guy was on smart and wait for the gotta start talking. He won't look at me And I think that point he kind of fuckin realise that maybe he got a little love a little extra little to patriotic. So we stop. We stopped at the gate and everything we're going to get up. So I grab my shit. I get up and I'm just I look at how many won't look at me and then the lady who was sitting in front of me This big smile on her face she goes hired because I don't know I gotta go that I got. That was an interesting one and I said it really loud. So the guy heard agents Anything else. This is what he did to try to save face his pillow. What kind of stock behind is gonna stop behind his shoulder and like a weird place so frustrated with its sovereignty, did out from behind them a kind of through it down on the floor. I would like to do so.

Caveman Grunt data. They still have some sort of wow. I dont know what so. So that was my flight Indianapolis people. You know what how forwarded a fuckin Pakistan with a long. There was a long fucking on Monday morning, podcast for Monday December, sixteenth, two thousand, thirteen- and I am recording here- sex? December seventeen,

Finally, back from Europe, apologize The pact has been so late, but I was in Iceland in when the fuck We're gonna be there again, so I had to do some shit Sunday and on Monday I was flying all the way back and now, my actually not that jet lag worked out nice. I tried and I tried to try to stay up on the plane, try to stay awake as long as I could for most of the flight, because I knew that I was landing seven p dot m la time, seven hundred and twenty five or something so I figured if I can just fucking stay up. You know me if it's me up the air, I just get my s home and I fall asleep- you'll, be like nine ten o clock at night, no back on the clock and worked out good. I woke up right,

Those who do it, I looked at the clock, my wife and I wonder what the fuck time it was. I thought it was like to something in the mornings, my clock. It fell off the bed there, the digital one there that have had since the Falcon seventy there, and at said to thirty. In the morning I was like you gotta, be kidding me. I thought I thought I didn't write in all. Six o clock and realise the clock was upside down. That was five. Thirty. Is this even remotely exciting? I dont know if it is not true my voice darkest the lovely near still sleeping upstairs I enjoy it. She is. I got my dog down here. Site gonna go hiking today, get back in. I swear to God. I don't have the nerve to step a goddamn scale right and if I sound like some skinny bitch well, fuck you,

I'm in this business- and I read your tweets and I see when you see my face, he saw call me a fat kind are right and I go tell you hurt, stop types right now observe damn thing, gotta be a few in this business. So I think I like but at least ten twelve part I sort of like a fuck. Goddamn, roman God, the weeks ago in ITALY, never never stopped? I kept it myself like I were now when the tour starts from a tourist dodge before and good and we disciplined budget didn't work out. That way was you know I'd this past week I just the damage last week, I get a seven com Brief seven city run one sixties, London, Dublin, Helsinki Copenhagen. Sweden, okay, six, but I did two nights in London.

It was seven nights in a row, basically touring like a ban, how they do it and I have a whole new respect for it. Buddy, that's touring as a band. That was hard enough to do. By myself with no equipment? I don't have to bring anything I just fucking, show up I can only stand go up to the microphone. I wonder whether you want to sound jackets like what did it's? Ok, when you talked to admire you? Well, there you go. What am I gonna do good Therefore, far folk can't could could you know so anyways. I lost another mixer on this fucking trip. For me, one shame on you for me twice red faces a dumb fuck, there's something about these hundred dollar mixers, believe it or not, they don't have any sort of fire. I don't know something to prevent

the surge I dont know what it is because I had the adapter, Other converter, I should say, convert now the adapter. I forget what the fuckin guy in Helsinki dress me down two years ago. Once it is not a converter terrorism doctor, you are not converting the of electricity or adopting towards your devices. Yours fuck. You HANS, What's a good swedish name out of order, finished they might not. Fucking idea is forecast is gonna, be all over the map. I apologize one more time for the other sound quality here you know my mixes shit I just discovered that so The good thing is he all things comedy networks, new studios are up and running, and hopefully I haven't- I surprised guest then am I try to be interviewing. He's got a big movie coming up

It isn T slept pickling you with it. but I do want to say, is gonna be on it because I know he saw too busy to press for poorer. I ran through him when I was in Dublin, which was the greatest rocketing every family, friends were fuck, it happen the movie and I was in Dublin. We just went out fucking drank same Christmas, songs. fuckin awesome such a greater and yet at the rest, the being corny, I gotta tell you at one point: still in a second show in Finland, and I had this- feel and when I was on stage it, I was doing exactly what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing in life. I can't explain it there's something about making people laugh that far away from where where you live and where you speak a language and if you still connecting there, that's pretty much. About as great an affirmation that you now, I'm really I'm supposed to be

if this should is still working. This far away. Our second week, what a week ago such right. Now I didn't show. in Dublin, Ireland and The crowds were great priority it, those fucking people in Ireland. are the funniest this I can't explain swear it will do something about like when I got from Great Britain and Ireland. It's like. Scotland and Ireland. They, like knucklehead too, that I grew up with I go to London, London is like was kind of, like all the people that I met when I went to New York that were from Boston, so they they did move away from where they were from, but they still brought that thing with them, because people in then our hilarious, but who's gonna show Dublin on Monday night at their though the Vicar figures Street Theatre is something.

Justice or some value by the way, Jim gaff against gonna. Be there if any irish cancer listener that you gotta go see him, as was the tweet about them, Do that today, malaria, geographic, it's gonna, be there. anyway, so that was on a Monday night. A really hard night to try and sell tickets. And people showed up in force Came to tell you hardly there, fuckin hilarious, like I was on stage, and they This thing I was talking about about people huh their kids and other. Could pay is a good thing, but if you do it too much eventually make a week, or so I mention it out. I've been telling the story for like six to eight months And I would say in how You know my mother wasn't a hug hugger didn't August. When we were kids,

and people just listen. It's just a small detail that leads to this. Other part that I want to talk about. So said that line on eventually, that's even a fuckin word with with no what now issue whatsoever for like say, for months now, in Ireland. I just throw that lie out there like a moment, think it above so yeah. You know my mother had me when I was a kid. Get me to save the next and likes ten percent of the crowd, those blah about even the way they did, it just cause actively broke. My boy, it was just such the classic spoken. like that Boston, Irish, single group, with distilled its purest form with actually real irish people where. Are you always have to be that a fuckin understand what was behind it? It was like

I opened the emotional door, just a rack. in automatically it's just stages bust, your balls about it like you're fucking. You know what I think they'd. I think we got hugs you freckled shut the fuck up until the jack. I can't even if it's just I, the train of. I would try to explain it to me ass. She laughed but still out you can. I had to be there and then. It also I laughed so when my fucking trying to get your sympathy. I try to get this mess next by you, assholes and the whole crowd, fuckin laughs and the like. An hour later, I dont want. I was over there was. I bought a bunch of dvds with me I just the basically. Dvd itself. This little paper thing I was just hand and amount to people cause I'm trying to get them to show other people you know I'm out there, so I can keep coming back.

Basically trying to get them to were spread. The word my comic and it's almost like a. Why? Don't you just put it on Spotify dumb Falconer, my back as I'm old right. I feel you have to bring the hard copy I tell these assholes. They are not given a free dvds at the end of the shop I'm halfway through that spiel telling them that their getting a free dvd awry. I'm in the middle of the night here this guy in the back their cargoes of far off. are you with the guiding explained why I was doing I don't know I've got into the part where they were free. I don't What the fuck was the fact that I was trying to once again go to a nice place. Where hey you know. I really appreciate you guys come out. This really means a lot to me, and I want he's coming back here, because I think you got a great come the tree whatever I just just opening the door that much of.

so I finally just looked out Jesus Christ. The already laugh- and I think you know what I've played in twenty- almost two years, is a comedian I've played. in front of some miserable motherfuckers do you guys and they were already laugh and other most miserable fuckin counts. I've ever been and they loved it. absolutely loved it it killed me that I couldn't go out and, with the crowd is I had a fucking go. I had an early flight, of course, all over the Helsinki by. And I was just kind of those moments all away Through the tour that were unreal, like in Helsinki, album not born as with the ship, but I'm in Helsinki at the two shows the first I went out and I just like. Felt like I couldn't get on a rule for like lot of the show like I'd, get latin and would stop. I would get laughs and I would stop allows

As regards the point like too, that there is one point, In the first, shell is something I bomb so hard I almost got a little depressed and I definitely thought because in my head some I was thinking about. While I think I've It's the limits to wear my act works. Once I get on the other side of the Baltic Sea, and you really feel that when you get on the other side of the Baltic Sea, you get that feeling, like you know where I'm not Europe anymore Certainly, I feel, like I'm heading towards the Soviet Union, even though you know a good one. Twenty percent of their country is in Europe. Are you just get this? I can't explain it you definitely. You're in Eastern Europe is starting to get like that. baltic, slavic fuck environment, I had to use all these tricks that I've learned is a comedian for the years to basically-

stop the year. I don't know what that the proverbial comedy jet from going into a spinning enough. Crashing into the ground. I just committed harder. I started Improv enough trying to tag every help with something new. Something to get me present. but I was able to. I still had a good show and everything I know they had a good time, but I was thinking of my head. Like and this guy wanted me to go to Estonia, which is basically like a fuckin fifty men about right from my friend Our second, like does not fuck away I'm going there. I think I reached the end and then stopped happened during the second show. I was talking about getting a gun and how I like this one gun cause, it was quiet or in those bigger ones, are two fuckin loud and if you pull the trigger you gonna fucking, destroy your ears and they laugh and shit and then, as I come to the end of a joke, they laughed and those kind of quiet and then some guy in the crowd, beheld out

You know get a silencer hours like well, silences are illegal. Where am I I want Jacksonville Florida, their legal cause, I use them, but there legal Rama. They basically say that you know I want a murder somebody, I don't want anybody to know in the next room I just dawned on me. and I was like I I just I'd better for a really smart crowds before and they laugh and shut up and laugh and shall be spoken guys if it was so smart, they were sitting there. They were, to solve the problem of the joke, their land, at the joke, while coming up with solutions. So I finally said to myself: listen exists! What you guys doing? Unlike decision of this isn't a fucking think tank, the comedy show, and they were I somehow connected with it. In that moment and then I had him for that as to the way, and I just started

reference that any time a joke and only do ok. I will just start reference like the solution to whatever the joke was, and I got back in, and I was able to get on. Get on a roll with them But just kind of that all are we do tat. I was on my guard Helsinki. I watch the sun go down like three thirty in the afternoon from my hotel. I think the time I got there that's right. By the time I got to Helsinki Gazeta Connect in London in April Which, by the way, is. if you have to go to Heathrow Airport, I would suggest doing two hours of yoga before you get there in his say, unbelievable test of your patience of your car. He'll is sanity and air fucking, and I of course you know me, I failed miserably. I lose my shit Adele exe.

Put it this way. If you, if you can have If you ever go to Europe is a travel tip for you and you could avoid connecting you're not going to London. I would highlight highly recommend not connecting in London because, it's not like connecting and now the other I've never had to you get off you gotta run through a whole terminal and then wait for a bus. That is Come in for seven minutes and then by the time boss comes to so many fuckin people or theirs too many people, you gotta, wait for the next boss and another seven minutes you finally get on that fuckin thing. It, is a shit show our By the way, if anybody lights up a cigarette, it's gonna be too foggy for anything the land, so you gonna be delayed. Wherever the hell you're out, I went through their fucking like three times.

It's still still on its incredible airport is still just the sheer size of it. You have to respect, but I have to tell you give yourself plenty of time if you can to connect the it's a bit of it's a fucking nightmare. I don't know what's a where the hell did I go from there. I think I want to Copenhagen after that. Copenhagen Year by data show there was an amazing and I got you guys gonna. Forgive me all the committees that I work with cause. I went night after night after night after night and there he has had some pretty crazy names. I I think this guy's name was a Christian. So my tat, I can never really really smart. I really cool guy and gave me a bunch attacks the jokes and they She really funny volatile. When he does the fuckin horrific but

Yes, it is smiling like try that his were actually great. So what else, what else, what else. in order to realise I left it upstairs when I was in Iceland, two committees had opened up for me, both from a great couldn't understand what the fuck Say it, but I want to give me a book he paused and we'll go upstairs and get it. If you guys, like you night, those united, Those cartoons strips like the far side, which just a picture and they write something funny or if you like, something absolutely just completely. twisted I just sit down in a corner, hang on looking up right now. I find this because it's fucked, and he was killing like all the complex hours.

we were just after we did to show we went to dinner. We were passing the buck around laugh and our asses offered see. I hate dolphins there. It is. I hate dolphins book. Where the fuck is it come on, man came up, I saw when it came up hold on. and we want one of his one of his car. Tunes there. It is, if his cartoons has a stick figure, they like stick figures: drawings and he's running. Is it's a father running after his kids with his like acoustic guitar over his head screaming? I it's your fault, I'm not, rock star.

and then one of the little kids running away is going daddy. Now, it's just. another one. Is you got two guys I stand and over another stick figure, that's laying on the ground and it looks like it's just blown its brains out in one of his thick figures, looks at the other end. somebody like you, wanna, fuck, em, it's just that artist stick his shit he's got to books, of course I do like MIKE Pussies hungry. I don't know what it is, this guy I don't know how to say: fuck a name. It's just search. I hate dolphins, the commission's name is cook pull the public, her hug, liqueur dogs and in his belt,

Each new G, L. I tell you- are added name is de Agee S. so an amended pocket book. It's hilarious. Have this Yet that's funny, as you look at it, you laugh. handed to your friend and he's looking out of his you. Now you read what it says and he got a kind of look at the picture pulled together so watching your friend taken in a joke. It is I think it's even more enjoyable bottom, fuck it funny man. He broke my balls when he brought me up like switch than the English. I forgave him up the fuck. He was saying I was just great and the girl came reform is also ass, a notice really really funny people do. Iceland is insane thing: do you know they have an app over there. Basically, when you meet somebody, you want to start dating them. You just search it and you see how your related.

It'll show how you related say that again they have an app over there. You meet a one in a bar, a woman meets a guy or whatever a couple, a twinkle toes meet each other. There you're fuckin you just don't do this that will save not if you're related how you're related, because every there is, fucking related then you know it's funny there. Absolutely the Fucking It looking people, so I think that spread it out far and wide. although they actually the cabdriver over, they have a joke in Iceland and people. Great Britain and Ireland aren't gonna like this. They basically set because people are Talk about how beautiful the women they said, they were basically the vikings when they would come or other peoples. They would just take all their good look good. Looking woman in they would take him away with them tat. What the ultimate defeat.

I have just take my family. I don't give a shit. You take all the beautiful women. What the fuck am I supposed to do. just kill me now so this in that they they took him all out of Great Britain, took him England, Scotland, Wales in Ireland, and they took it all to Iceland and that's where they women is so much better looking and that there is no good looking woman in the other one which isn't true. But of course they set up is fuckin hilarious. and also they fucking eat everything, because they live on an island so when, go to the menu they had pigeon on the menu, but I think that that's their word for dove- A body mine he ordered it appears it, tasted, alright little fucking game and on the other, at Whale- and I was the only thing- but I didn't like about Iceland was as a number of restaurants that you wanted to when you could actually eat whale which me- is like eating an elephant. You economy.

There's just certain animals. You know like If they had like a Jackal sandwich Can hyena sandwich? You know that certain animals were you just like you know, you're a cut. Our or there's enough for you like You understand, I don't give a fuck, you know, there's plenty a goddamn dear run around their disease takes ok, fuck it up. Ass. If a bunch of cars, I don't give a shit about that. But Wales I mean they're like endangered. They must not In danger, because earlier Iceland does give a fuck. I don't really understand how that works. Blood, could actually eat I was just like that that was the only thing that than upset me when I was there when I was in Iceland. I saw this fucking unbelievable. You walk around and I recommend going in the winter time.

Don't go in the summer when there's a bunch people, Jean Short, walk around that on the summer child. They got this thing. The blue lagoons. bother you go into its it's killing and describe it in his pocket and saying you're in this fucking giants: salt. Water, like pool heated, the steam come off it, your surrounded by snow and everything just looks blue. You have on those self same Mitch, the progress. The soldiers blue tinted sunglasses that he used a where it's like you wherein those fucking things. It was an absolutely amazing, amazing fact, an amazing trip. I had a greater In Sweden. I just wanna leave any city, audio Sweden. I performed and still steer and almost look like you're like a circus ten, but it was a theatre like you. When you looked out you value

standing in the middle but was like cuz, it was like in the round, but not totally. It was like a semicircle kind of thing. and Ocelot also is the place, has meant that the least amount of time, but I just had a great time, smoked a fucking cuban cigars, it's another grating humans are legal and. There are ways to get it back in the country we wink let's just say that daddy's gonna be Falcon drinking a lot of scotch off the next month and is also going to forget bodies who smoke cigars, sneak something for them. maybe it don't, you allegedly do it. Alright, this is the Monday morning. Pie cast Let's get into the advertising for this week are right there. and great system men. Everybody this season, think the man,

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two years ago. What for jet lag? I like to watch fly at night leave what Are you going gives you flying east to West. If you fly around three for the afternoon, that's also there, we'd spot at the airport by the way is any coming around to want to a clock in the afternoon and for the most part people wherever their staying you do want to get the fuck out of there or they want to try to stretch it another day so that you could get you no fly between six in the morning to ten or they start leaving around. You know five or maybe haven't because they want to skip the rush hour traffic. So it's a good time to go and Basically, you fly in tonight so easy to go to sleep. I get it. I wish have to be jet lag when you get to Europe are coming back. When did I leave.

I ain't doing some one. I was coming back when I was in Iceland for some half way across the Atlantic, the Atlantic Ocean, and but like a zillion dollars and weigh more miles than I had to try to but I suppose straight I swear to fly back to fuck any frau connected. I was off icelandic air and switching to virgin air. So I check my bag and I had the fuckin gonna baggage, I had to go through customs go out and get the falcon bag, and then The best thing to do those things are there that thing what the Falcon back. Do you wanna hear of what a wine he can't carson up a fuckin storm, then I ended up having plenty of time. Plenty of time ended up, drink a couple of scotch. Is there and I talk to someone who is from Poland and

you know I had some people come out to my shows in Poland in Copenhagen out I'd love to go there she's like a where you want to go, and I was like Warsaw extradition, I had to go there. To wire. to commercial and she fuckin broke down all pull it for me, some challenges you gotta, do it, you gotta do it. at the time of whatever make time for David, you get kids fuck, it fuck. It Second flat screen tv: what their college education, it's gonna, be there, ok, they're, not gonna, get it call Jed, because you spent falcons seven days in Europe one fucking time on time is spent there and you drop them off with with the parents To watch him, that's great Close, your grandparents, you know your parents get to spend time with you, kids and you get to go over. There to see the world from a different perspective. You got a fucking, do it highly recommended. You could do it on the fucking cheap. You really care.

Just get your fuckin ass is over. There have yourself a salmon sandwich you're right. I really Many people's fucking Colleen great and I've been reading. When I was in Scotland, some I told you somebody gave me this book. David Lee Raw spoke. There came out in the late night, he's crazy from the heat I got. This is a fuckin killer, Bergman, what I love about. It is he's not should a bunch of dirt above and healing and go and Eddies Canton Michael Anthony and Alex in order here. It takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real, painful fuckin thing the ending of that God knows they tracked him enough, but a lot of it is here describing what it's like to be on the road right now he's talking about the extensive travel that he's done. Talking about he ended a torrent, eighty three with Van Helen and Argentina, so The security guy began speaking

with anyone else is different guy beget and these like. Well, you know we're gonna have to go past the the Amazon too, back to allay. Why don't we go there and big was I gotta have always wanted to go to Africa, David Lee, Very close enough water, so they need. facts about just like A boat into the Amazon, River and fuckin down there for up the river, whatever he's doing get dysentery feel like he's. Gonna die, haven't twelve second convulsions business. Rockstar withheld. Does this shit man? It's really really amazing and I want to put it the book this morning. He was about ready to go up bar. He was in the Himalayas, going through the valley approaching Mt Everest, as is great theory of like you know, because he's a nice guy then he's seen all these great Citys are yours.

This bicycle basically torn writes a bike through the city at night and he said you, We get to see the city and feel the spirits of the city, and I was like a fat man. Maybe I told you this last week is: I can I had that moment when I was sitting there outside the Vatican, you gonna fuck it do it. You got fucking. Do it? Ok, if some shit had like me who Fuck, it want didn't flow, everything in high school by sweater gotta get sees these in these. They were called elsewhere out from it was a fuckin, she looks just before when I was a freshman in high school. I was gonna, go to note a Dane and become a lawyer, the time I was a sophomore I was like, or maybe I'll get into roofing. That's how bad I did just completely shit the bag. The bed like fuckin fumbled upon over the fuck, you want to call it it was awful. So so anyway, that's that's. My travel talk all right. There all the people who hates sports. When I

about. When I talk about sports too much on the pod cast, I gave you a break in there. I have no fucking idea is going on in any sport other than hockey, because I got the Bruins app on my phone, I know they had a great West Coast trip yet the rest check, your mama had a job or us judge or out his hand to him or ass. His kick turn that a new one I got my ass kicked me like they removed your ass, an issue of the name across the street and panted your ass back over cheek ass, he felt so bad about the bitter vague up, there's no one by the Vancouver. Cannot so it's funny there I'll give it me shit on Twitter. Doing that stupid. This being the bronze sixty one prices, so I don't know, He would say that to me, I'm like, while those in the first year, aims in the files and come back with five over the next six or fire. Wait, wait a minute that doesn't make sense. Does it.

For the next five Jesus Christ off there's my high school math again losing the first to come back to it for the last five. and gave seven in your fuckin building. I think that's a little bit better to win a Stanley CUP rights are concerned relations on a regular season when and how you concept? There were given me shit because the patriots lasted the dolphins. Are you fantasy football player, fuckin morons. Kate, who actually think that Brady's lost a step and in their self fucking dumb when it comes to what exports and analyzing what the fuck is going on. Did you get your nose half an inch away from the paper? Looking numbers, you better wait! The fuck up don't you like another week, I guess of Regular Caesar Football Tom Brady. Isn't it of one of his greatest seasons he's ever had the fact that they have the record that they do with the level of injuries and the shit that whenever people we lost a free agency, it's fuckin unreal. I'm sorry,

on Twitter, like really had had a factory, lose the dolphins cycle. First about easy. If you score less points than they do at second of all, whenever you play division rival, They see it twice a year every year. They know where you are. They know what the fuck you do, if you again or if you ever want to bet on an upset I definitely say, get that the division right. Especially if they lost the first time is at least gonna cover, if not fucking It happens all the time. I don't know what sport you can watch and adapt. We have catastrophic fuckin injuries on deep economic. I actually I M making excuses, but like, What I'm really saying is that if I was in the states- and I was watching the Patriots first, the dolphins is no fuck away. That I would just be like oh there's, no we're not gonna win this game. So many ways are: that's all I know about what's going on in football. Let me Mister Cleveland Rounds game. I guess what the patriots got all those

new age calls wear it. seem like the football anymore. You know what I mean. Oh anyways, Let's get on to some. Let's get up, Oh, oh, I got a new tv show whenever I go overseas and I'm just like I was put on Netflix and I get into something else or by a box. I got into the killing. I don't have any but watching their, but I'm three episodes in and I'm watching every second of the serious phenomenal it's definitely not for the amount finally like. You don't want to deal with something that is pretty fuckin heavy and they do not pull any punches. They take you. They walk you right through it. Where you feel like you're living living at its it's amazing falconer.

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pay to see you again. I don't know if it was just me. There were a few moments where I felt you worried about defending the audience or something extremely hard to do. Yes, probably they are. The first show I was feeling you guys out man, and I think I also heard that long flight from Dublin. Where I got I got delayed at Heathrow connected in Asia, then I literally landed went right to the shell, so I made a bad just a tad off. He said it extremely hard to do. so next time don't worry about any. At the less you pull punches, the more you gonna get out of here, It's a friendly all that sorcerer? Thank you that thank you for a written from your playbook. Why think? I figured you guys out, as I just mentioned, the story, a story on the plan just tell em they're. That story anyway, just pay. My ex girlfriend was a ginger. She was a real Cod.

I didn't even know she was a ginger until I took her pants off. Should I fucking funny Yet now you know was: was I came out in its just? Like You guys are really fuckin like, so any car because gonna play. Finland over this I mean I can't do this just my experience, because it was I thought the jet lag, my act that I was doing whatever the fuck is going on with me chemically. So I can So this is gonna happen, but they're fucking, great crowd, and now this guy that you can send them. You know it's great. when you go through all of those. I basically did all of the nordic countries. I thought you guys useful before scandinavia- consists of Norway.

Sweden and Denmark and the three countries Scandinavia, but within them Scandinavia, is part of the nordic countries, and that includes all of Scandinavia, the three I just mentioned, and then Finland, Iceland, and I think that while the Faroe Islands, as the only place, I didn't go the Faroe Islands, which are like North West of Scotland but great when you go through all of that is, for the most part is predominantly lutheran. Lutheran are for an hour and I say properly, but they end. They basically believe that when you die you're dead, you just go into the ground, and it's just like. And I say: well, don't you wonder like? Can you wrap your head? round not existing, that gets just like before you or you don't remember that the same thing, and because

There really fuckin logical if that makes that's any comedian, listen to this, I would basically describe it, gives you a college gig and you think you're bombing. Then you realize await this. This is a really smart school. they just laugh in a different way. That's basically What I Helsinki was like, so our thanks for their heads up. I did have a great time out People on the first show at a good time to us. You know I don't want to let people down there and make sure, given them fuckin thing any, I tell I made a rule that I wasn't a bitch at all on this topic, because I knew I was gonna be brutal, going a place to place, to place the place everyday, fuck and waken up going to the airport landing and then trying to figure out how like making my jokes work so because may the rule that I wasn't gonna bitch I'll bet, like thirty times, as opposed to like three thousand, although if you count at each end,

visual pitch guardroom, a frown connected any fell very probably books like seven hundred times, but I was compartmentalized. That's a word to are Heathrow Airport For the most part, I write a bill love from Morocco, they'll before I just want to let you know that my sister and I attended your show in London last week you did a great job butler the whole crowd and spoke about the bar but Put the asking: ok, here's a little conspiracy theory for you at the end of the show, We had a little argument about your ghosts: segment. Yedo believing goes he said which was fucking hilarious, to go through a place that doesnt work that you go anywhere when you die, you know when I was

through Scandinavia and the nordic countries, because I will I be like. Usually when I say: there's no ghost. I believe and goes that someone in the crowd. That's like you. I believe and goes absolutely away They were just sitting there in those other countries this gang. I why the fuck would you believe and go such stupid. So he goes because remember when the your bottle fell off the stool. And the water spilled on stage. You did this segment, but I don't believe it goes, and I remember when I went to set down my or a bottle for some reason. The question on the sea. It was so doing like the leaning tower of peace, a thing so anyways. I finish the ghost bit into some other jobs, and all of a sudden. It looks like the bottle tipped over by itself. When it was great stand at moments, we can't planet tipped over itself, and then- and I didn't realize that the crowd is reacting in it and there was a full bottle soldiers pouring out

I've got all over this stage in everything and then, of course, I read that it was actually a ghost that is trying to electrocute me in all types and it worked great funding She said my sister think thinks that Part of your acts. The ghost thing- and there is no way you could be- that good, an improv I better Fifty pounds that it wasn't planned either way was beautifully done. Do mine settling this, for us ya know, was not planned theory. such cheesy. That would be, if you plan that it out not to kill the whole proper thing. It's really not that difficult What's so funny shit when water spills by itself after you just did a ghost thing, is you know, and you realize how many I mean you fuckin improv, everybody's, improving when you ok, you're, having a conversation. you totally in the moment. Was somebody and you're here

without realizing it, because you understand language, your listening and translating you're, also, which is reminding you some other shit you're thinking about that adds to wear the conversation goes, what it is Everybody can do that, it's just when you get on stage it's it's. You're you're going on stage starting a career. You dealing with stage fright enforcing yourself to do this thing that Scared, the shit out of you, which causes you to think, would show down all of your improbabilities, but over the years as you do it, you get more. A comfortable and you become as comfortable on stage as you are all stage and then once it and knew tat back into their power of improving their every in the crowd is already doing, but for your wife, it's just. defined as it. So that's that's! Basically what it is. That was not. There was a year there was not plant.

We actually had another great one that I know what I was doing. I know the great moment I should say psychopath myself, another great moment of improper. When I took the MIKE said at the outset it was scary world and you shall eat something for an hour, I was an ice than when I walked on stage. They had a fucking giant Christmas streak just to the right of the stage all lit up looking beautifully, but I say I wanted to this stupid whereas acting like stealing focus and I was being in however- and I refused to tell anymore jokes until somebody fucking when you re convicts sons of bitches comes up parent takes this goddamn tree down, and I went on this whole long thing. I just Happened right to be sure, I just thought I just I don't know I just struck. It started talking about it,

it killed and they loved it and then later on in the act I apologize. So the tree like it was, you know, in some abusive relationship with it. Like a listen, I'm sorry about what I said earlier this year, I feel about it. About what I'm just kind of on this thing like that, but one thing as a comedian was when you get comfortable enough to do that. Shit because- and I go out here- you get sick, when your drugs. But it was you finish. His office is also I've been introducing you to my moroccan friends over the years. and as soon as I get ten thousand people like you or email you, so you so you can come visit go fuck yourself why you know what send a fuck email. two were billboard merchant, Gmail, dot, com and Andrew, hopefully get back Maybe I could figure out some ok now outside Europe,

some promotional up promotional package of General said some of my. where's over there. Are you gonna do about France? Ok, that's all right arm where the fuck am. I obviously ending. Thanks go fuck yourself, You fuck yourself to operate under age girl equation. Let's hope this doesn't get creepy again a bill. Longtime fan listener. Curfew shows glad chicken ass beg you. Here's the important part his important. What yeah fuck my career, exactly calculi it acceptable age, differences between partners, here's my rule of thumb, art for those you will just new to the broadcasts are having listened in the past couple weeks, because you have a life way. The outer lately, I know what's going on, but people have been sending me these fucking emails.

and tat is somehow it's like. I know twenty seven, my girlfriends nineteen dating for six years and dies. I wait a minute wait what the fuck! You know it gets weird. This is what he's by referring to because he is an important partner. calculate acceptable age, differences between partners. Here is my rule of thumb a your age plus seven, that's it works for everyone pretty much. If you're twenty two half your age is eleven plus seven equals eighteen July I say: twenty two, the eighteen, that is that there are still a huge age different, but but it is legal, it is legal. I don't know you don't feel like fuckin man He became hay in days and confused, but that want to cause your literally talk and, like you now. You gotta mustache by twenty two come on man. She's eighteen

turn up high school. And you ve just wrapped college at a huge difference, but you know twenty six The twenty two's, not a big deal, anyways but I like I like what you say, said: eighteen as you cut off so does make sense. It is legal because if you re have you it just forty plus seven is forty seven bomb there. It is again right suitable differences, regardless of age, depends on who you are and that one I think I would rather be the eighty year old. I feel like I'm still a money at that point, but I lay I like what you get caught the where you're coming from you, because I'm not saying there aren't their own anomalies, therefore every situation, but for some a guide to not be your Purvis, fuck bag, stick with there. Ask, plus seven rule I've been meaning to share this with you for a while, but seeing as every week we seem to have a new douche bag trying to justifies perversion. Well, it's time you think you are right there. You go people

Have your age plus seven, if it doesn't work out we'll have you, plus seven and she still eighteen or older right. Because, if you're eighteen half your age is I seven sixteen, you're in trouble there that statutory right, I still can't works, are good. I'm sixteen have my age. a post, seven, fifty that fuckin works Twelve half your age is six point: seven she's thirteen, your fuckin sway in it. I This theory- This lack of dairy goddammit that works. The son of a bitch, Matt Damon that forget. Where he's got the money but he's good at math. Once the cookies nest. Dazed and confused. Forget I gotta see about a girl what the fuck is called goodwill hunting day ago. I shook it loose

oh, you know, and I watched I watched a couple of movies. I watch all Boston Guy movies, math Wahlberg. I will the one with him on the rock I did fall asleep. because I was trying to stay away. That has nothing to do with the movie. I loved any move: a fuckin, weightlifting, scant map all Bergen. It right that take back to the eighties, when nobody did squats in every way just kept for. Can Europe torn up a body up a body? I got a friend of my Committee in Boston way. Brevity stories talk about that. How back in the day nobody's two fucking do squats, then you just put on your puffy pants He cavalry cheese over there to try it make it look like you had thighs very age. So many ways. I watch that one whatever that will. We was called. I never member the names, and I watched the other Matt Damon Movie.

where he's in the future, and they put that thing that bionic shit around I'm fucking great movie, just fucked. So that's a great fuckin movie. I stand by both those and also I watch the movie called called drink, bodies. dad, Jesus Christ, I never watch the movie is about dating of that type of thing. I never watch the movie where I felt like Was kind of every guy in the movie, you know what I mean. Like the guy, sneaking around fucking around the guy, the sap taken back the girl, that's fucked around the guy wants to commit the care. The guy's pocket, not committing the whole goddamned thing. It was a really were. I really enjoyed a movie had. I was again a little while the Georgian, why fucking worked with on that

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with a glass of wine and a glass of sparkling water boy, I'll buy said that right one of the EU or window love to stand up for the purchase as a working poor type. Ninety five of the progress made they almost barrel, but look at you get no fuckin because we for the Canadians Hockey city states here in Montreal. Not I have spent a centres van alright. Dude, I dont like drinking carbonated shit. I think it makes a blow the major fat enough reason and you should be drinking water I'm not into the ship they went on. the bottle. I just get off the bottle, totally Edric water. I looked down at my stomach flatter everyday and I fuckin enjoyed butter yeah, If not, I am not a sparkling water guy, I'm just not. I don't like the ship from drink, something carbonated I'll, haven't solar or are a pop. As they say in the MID West

And what am I like? I like the Mexican Coca COLA that, as the real sugar I like Orange shoulder only said. Has a good shepherd to narrative the jet lights hit me have just fucking talking all kinds of survival. Like a right opposite of anorexia, their speaking to watch very mentioned earlier that again, opposite of anorexia either bill. I think I might have the opposite of Anorexia because when I look in the mirror, I see a skinny guy. While I trained with push option weights and game like ten pounds right now, I'm eighteen years old, six, two hundred eighty seven pounds which should should be normal. Also I look at my classmates classmates. I seen bigger and more muscular, but when Home and stir in the mirror, I just seems skinny anyways love your parkers greetings from HOLLAND, the dude.

Opposite of anorexia, and what that means you have you got some sort of body should do if his sixty one eighty seven year, you look you fight and yours eighteen years old you gotta, fill up. My suggestion is to look into the mirror and over Those negative thoughts and thick something positive and I can t dude When you get older Ok, you gotta, go the gym four to five weeks. To get yourself look and have a decent, and then you have one french rye negates all two weeks that you did you gonna fuckin looked backing God, member. I was six to those already seven pounds for the law. Oh god enjoy. This period in your life is much as you can cause. There's no way to enjoy it fully. The way some old bastard like me could because I know what it's like now to fuckin. Do all the work. I did and then go away for a couple of weeks and come back and look like I'm a guy. Do I fucking pattern? A pull over sweater the last night.

Took a picture with somebody, and I was stuck in my garden. I still look like a fuckin. Ah I know it We took a picture me where I was of Iceland and sobbing and get my fat head back again. It killed me so dude killing you six to your hundred eighty seven pounds. Eighteen years old, Your whole life ahead of you, you should just be focusing on finding fuckin places to go, have a good time I go. Shut up the most beautiful women you can fight. It just have agreed fuckin time, our right to look at in America. You some fuckin skinny lucy you're, not a right. You're, a goddamn fuckin right She had a rock star, your life right now are right and I dont use some negative thing: Lagoon Logo Little familiar, stopped. Being a fuckin pussy go out and joy, you got them like you. Look great. You, son of a bitch, go fuck yourself, accidentally raises a bit. I was waiting in line.

for the water found it. My Jim, with the body in this african American guy was taking forever to fill up his gallon size, water bottle Hey people do that at the gym sheep, cheap, motherfuckers, I get that you don't I get it, but if you see somebody behind you, you got a gallon water bottle. Maybe we just bigger one, each Jean, I appeared. Shit turnaround ability just gonna break. Let me step aside, you know, Fuckin asshole, you don't that's like that, people who stand in the middle of sidewalks with four other friends have conversations and the whole world has to walk around them or they do it in the airport. Is stopping and you have you're gonna, make your flight trying to figure out where the fuck is supposed to be what go grab the walk the falcon wall that people you know. If you can, Fuck it breaks down if it safe to do it. Fuck input, to the side of the road. You dumb can't sorry anyways, because I was getting a patient as you should have.

He goes. I remembered that the gym recently got rid of a separate fountain with a big now so she could fill up a water bottle quicker. So I ran to my body than they used to have separate fountains for these people. Oh shit. Oh no, he goes before my body can respond. The african american guy turns around it says: Excuse me too what mouth so What's the best accidently racist story, you ve got. wait a minute to day. I hope you explained there too. You don't have to think accidently were. I know I've done that. I know I've done that way. I would I do that. When I was a d c, I just made a joke in the guy, didn't find it funny and then it felt like a fuckin, asshole,

Was right after Obama get elected, I was in DC. I was fuckin hammered now come back to this hotel with Jonah Rosa it. The security guy who was black African American, said something to me as a joke. I go out what the present his black now civil hammered, and I thought who's, gonna laugh any stared at me, like all my like. This is a white person who actually thinks this shit, and I was like out just fuck around Jos, like dragged me away like I went like it was, joke that would have worked. If I was sober- and I was in a comedy club- and I set it up right, but I didn't and I kind of fuckin- knew the guy. But I didn't know the guy. It was three in the morning I was drunk at it like dude, this fuckin, horrific and eyed, and kills me that I wasn't looks like myself as a guarantee that that guy still fuckin at least all that story. For two weeks Oh.

I don't know: that's actually good top vain, but accidently racist ship God, that's too that's like I would submit that, the Fuckin Larry david- does not seem can episode of his show. You know We'd have a beginning liking of wine and that he has to go to the German all that shit bitch mornin complainant. He ceased with the water bottle. and then the misdirection is he talks about option These people are in here It defends the Jim for all the water that they're using And then, when he shows up it's gone and any stands by having a whole fuckin thing is right: there you put that music the naked. You got yourself at the soap its key lodges, either Billy, Buddy Hill. But should take what should take a good weekend for my people. You know I can't read out loud. Can you can you please help me by at least

trying to put all the words from the sentence in the fucking email. What's your take I'm gonna guess on a good weekend. banging snow bodies and drinking hot chocolate. What's my take on it, that sounds like Windows Falcon. movies. I watch when I first got cable war whoop but take what I have one or other than those fuckin. Also he goes the occasional outdoor hot autopsy, In wood fires, internal mix, some marijuana happily wash down with the dark red I dont, even ski, but if I ever start its debate What's a live in that Dublin, dumber aspen type, seen how absolutely somebody asked me. I recently asked me if I succeed- and I said that on that story. How I, when I was in there, was in Utah J, lie ahead and we stated today went ski appear now when they do their film festival.

Sunday, ass, we walked around everyone scaled up. There was great, but I dont like scheme. I love the work out love all that aspect that you're talking about like coming down that got the fire going. You drink beer, do it's fuckin arson, but I just never participated in a more. Blow your knee out, fucking sport, then skin body. I just your description there like that right. There is why I wanna go fuck anxiously scared, the shit Who's- the guy that guy there, the Diet hall there you're the six put to one eighty Socrates and passed there. You go scale. goes gave us what you should be doing. Instead is fucking stared at yourself in Americano ugly, to get a fuck that do this shit. You know what I wanna buy. All the scheme should not those gay and then just going.

treadmill get all sweating. They put the scheme should on in his act like a fuckin came off the mom, wash it down with a daughter. But how good is that sounded seven. Thirty, forty under me all right that support stop. What is my take on that like. I think that this is what I would do take skating lessons something I never did I was a boy I play lucky. Dora flock unscathed. The same shit, no restraining, you're right, you're, real, that those trees. You forget that which is likely just like a fucking the Frenchman Times, like nine million, you never win that contact you. Never not the fuckin tree over. You basically die like The border with some shit. I just hate when you fall and like what are you skeezers go in one way or the other is go the other way and it's never a convenient fucking way, You always feel like you, gonna fuck,

Louder and Asia body Survive and you get down that hill couple you it's funny, but still I was over when you get to that point. Well, you know you're exhausted and you try to do one more fuckin run and you get up you're. So tired by you get halfway down. You just fall down every third time we try to make it turned like it. whatever the fuck it ass it is. It builds up in your muscles in your legs. You just you just completely gas and you're laughing in your friends laughing at you and you just get down to the Falcon mountain you get to the ski large. Hopefully, there's not a bunch of kids taken up the whole thing, you know that rich family, that has five kids and I can afford to buy em all ski stuff. Despite the fact that there are growing and shit you resent them, they would like that. How did you get those Fuckin blue, bloody cuts, but You can somehow get yourself a sea, ah fuck. I want to go on, go on. I'm calling of law had

skein of the Christmas break. Fuck this ongoing Jesus. price did a direct person paint a picture of what the fuck is going That is the end of the partners I got it. I gotta think everybody about my shows in Europe. I have to thank. the promoters who got me out there. I gotta think everybody who took me out. You know so the bars. Premier League game, Turkey, too. All these sites, all that to the lagoon all this up, I can't even like it was absolutely I'll. Never forget that tour, And I'm just gonna keep going over there. It was just an unbelievable experience to end unbelievable year. Where I had some of the biggest shows in my career. The mole- shows them or cities I've ever done. the red state tore. I did boss tore through the south, with

by bodies. Jason lie. Hidden, legendary, Father, Jim lie ahead, all the people I got to meet man. It was just the exact reason why I got in this. Business was to have fun and travel I make people laugh and I really I'd. I did that this year, like I just want to a whole other level. I don't know I can topic next year. A fucking exhausted, but I'm tired and a great way so that everybody That said, I hope you guys enjoy yourself. Merry Christmas, happy Kwanzaa, happy Hanukkah happy new year, You guys have a nice Christmas break, like I said man fuckin, can scrape together some quarters. Get your ass out of place in go travel. I wish I didn't when I was younger terminals, fuck man, forty five, you never to never too.

to do it, so I want therefore, all you guys. Man are you guys have a great the successful two thousand fourteen? That's all. Just go fuck yourself.