Hey, what's goin on its bill burn in time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast in just check eighty it on you. A righteous relax, ok don't get all defensive up, just checking out just trying to see a few weeks ago, and you know why Because I care. You know I'm one of those people. This isn't just me pretending to care? While I read advertising and make They offer the fact that your listening this is me actually caring. Sharing and caring. What's up man out everybody, I fucking the Dallas cowboys plants and I will explain, I think, they're playing the saints got a little. What.

What did I wouldn't fellow football goin on? You I've been trying to give away my fuckin cigars to the troops Jesus Christ, that there's gotta be the Fuckin worst website. I've ever gone to in my life. It's like you got to bring the cigars to a fucking cigar shop and then they'll ship them. It's like why you just give me an address I'll fucking ship them. So now I got to find one and when you go and it's like fifty one in your area, keeping you fuckin zip code, and then, like it says, the name of the shop and the address in the address is written over the name of the shop. It's like it looks like fucking tare from forty years ago, so fuck you. I don't know what to do here. I'm trying trying to send these cigars since eighteen, zero troops listening about that I cut out the fuckin middlemen

they troops over there. Somebody fuckin private, first class, fuckin sergeant lieutenant fucking Commander on deck guy. Or lady birthday Don't ask don't tell right, they still do. Don't ask don't tell. You will not care Paypal why? Your plan is your plan, is also camouflage. But anyone who has a problem with that you can. I have a problem with me and I can tell you this have posed a problem with this. So in this branch of the military, for you know that. We're all brothers and sisters here.

The only way this works, all work together, so But you could take the falcon, Pronoun looks workshop faces start. Acting like Marines right. We ate them fuckin flat. A fourth. There are specific fellows over there. In the fuckin maybe opt for a fuckin crimes Somebody tell them. This war is on the ground. What we do in the water. They brought us over here, given that. Navy glorified Fuckin over. You got the army.

All the army is, is watered down, moraines guys work. Many women there. What are you bought? The I won't talk went after might get over. I want to look like a campsite. Next, five fucking minutes rush swear to God. I will take these government issued boots. Some stray up your fuckin ass. I don't care, what you're sexual preferences? Sorry? anyways like what it did there. I just pitted all the branches against the Marines. By shooting on all of them. They: u go. They go off. We go ok Let somebody in the military, if you have you got an address. I got some cigars. For consent, sending your way because I gotta get my habit under control

Or I just can have these fuckin land around or else near our smoke every goddamn day at the time in view The time we got the beer Miller Bear. Anyway, took aim. Drum lessening of the same, but this band, Davy, which my teacher was telling me about quicksand, And he does always does this thing like you know, towards the ended, a lesson he'll play, something it a song, usually an odd time, and I gotta figure out what time it's in so he played the song. Think I made it up. But this on Monday, I just want to get this band. A shock has two fucking killer. Banned too great CUP quicksand, de are, is the name of the song and also to a friend of mine who goes it was I all we have dear. That's what I use for my post, traumatic stress, disorder outside what the fuck is. That e m d ars. I movement decent.

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our treatment, your first you for you for It establishes supportive relationship with a therapist Conversation. You may also learned that way. You guys go to barbecued. Fuckin, hang out crush a couple of beers. Right now. Do you wanna tell me what happened to you when you were six check it out. It's a really fun sought to play I was messing with yesterday, the others. How to change the heads on my sneered drum haven't done that forever, the bottom head fuckin broke. So For that matter run over there today, if the lunch haven't a little day, afternoon. You know what I mean having a good time I should have said if you know what I mean now, it sounds like I'm going to a Teddy bar I'm literally going to a drum shop. That's it and I'm excited because that's what I got a right, and you known also got all my Christmas. Gifts are wrapped. They are bought And they are wrapped its literally a

I have so much fuckin time. I'm actually taken care of the Christmas tree. I bought a little spread, sir, I come in there. You know spritz that thing up. You know now that we cut it's fuckin feed off. There's always such a sadness too, mystery. I feel you know you gotta, get it decorated, before you savage standing there in the corner like it's in the Fuckin Blair witch you know, and he got it edit decorate. Then you put the gifts around it. You know. But I will say that Christmas is a huge let down after the gifts are open and it's just fucking over You know that feeling three in the afternoon on Christmas Day enough, you start thinking like a guy. Comes another year fuck but there's nothing better. The Christmas Eve Christmas Eve a few before it that's the shit. You know when you the corporations and let you fuckin chill out a little bit to do this, but we do. However, one last thing we have to wrap up before era

you guys refer your holidays, join your families that your loved ones, which we Hope you all have a happy and safe I put them this year. Or you do we're gonna, keep you away from them. First this possible on a Saturday night pig over time or double type. I notice is upsetting to some EU, but just know that We will be recording, who is here and this will definitely reflect favourably. On your next review. What we consider giving you a raise. Ready questions. Guess you there are the back what a dream is akin to be accounts, or is this just naturally, who you are I don't understand the question.

Did I watch an old episode of the Untouchables. It was one about human trafficking in this this guy, He had all of these. These checks then he turned out turn them into a horse and die when witness corner somebody sends them all down in the cellar, but this guy never shot gun before you never want to get his hands dirty. So much the killer weakness. And, of course, you not kill Anne Elliot their seas, killing you so fuckin, whack, always tough guy and he down to the basement with with dollar chicks. He turned the doors that fuckin hate him and they knew. We didn't have the balls to you. The gun and they fuck stop them to death with their hooker eels, and then the gun went off. I don't know what happened. And Walter Winchell comes on.

I forget what he said some four gazelle or is that, where flag or as a lab fuck anybody ass the ads they was clean. Great episode and I watched another one- Leslie Nielson was in it and his hair is all brown fuckin. Amazing fuckin amazing. They said the men to San Quentin. To be an informant to figure out who work this guy. There was an informant he doesn't want to do. It is like a fucking. Do wanna go fuck yourself, I'll do another six years and then Elliot Nesses like where will I visited your wife like you, son of a bitch oh, my god, did you fuck Ernie's keys gone. You know, I don't know My professional video that is she's not gonna. Wait around that long. For you, you Jerry sat up. That's all right! I'll, delicate flattened goes over the jail, with Great Leslie Nielson, was fucked

was a gangster in this and then the other guys figured out tat. He was a fuckin rat and he figured out that they figured it out so there, it will make it a phoney jailbreak in this this dirty god we're supposed to wakeham less disposed to go third and then he said: the last guy you know it's gonna run into the wall. He goes. Why don't you go now and he goes that's not the plan and I'm calling the shots. Guess. I don't give a shit. You call the shots on paraphrasing here, It pushes the guy out there the guy merely sets goddamn showed no fucking ads Elliot Ness Fuckin shoots the God and they do. A great job throw in this dummy off the wall. Then a voice over actor just goes fuckin lads. Fuck. It is amazing. Back into watching that Elliot. I've watched all of season three for almost all of one, so does have the rest of one and two to watch and I've seen that whole series- and I cannot tell you how much

I enjoyed. I actually saw that same one with the with the horrors that killed the guy that turn em out. That the pimps brother was the guy when it airplane Darin on Bewitched. I don't know of any you guys give a shit about this, but I do so I went to the doktor had doktor my tickers great, but my cholesterol was through the fuckin roof. I mean it's just like cats Monday after Thanksgiving, you know, I had thanksgiving, and then I had you know by Drake, three quarters of a fucking pint of ignored. You know over the weekend The thanksgiving for breakfast on Friday on Saturday, and then I had it on Sunday from abroad. First, an lunch. Because I had my mother's voice in my had come out. You gotta, aided out before it goes back, cannot sit down. There's nothing wrong with that.

So I was just chow and the shit and then I had a double serving of of pumpkin pie with Craig you could even see the pilot and it all. I had a good time, nothing outside a couple. Arup ears, like area cholesterol, I want somebody. It's ok swell you. Said it is the Monday after where's, my heart looks great. I'm gonna come back they're going to test. Begin, unlike a week I'll be for a month I'll be fine. But what's funny is, is. They go to sea again in a year and unlike well yeah. That's can be the Monday of the Thanksgiving to get so work, we're gonna fuck and have the same problem: Didn't say that Sunday to work it out, the credit push it up a little bit Whenever you everything else. Look great. I was a little lighter than it was last year and I ve been a tub of shit for two fuckin long, so I got on the elliptical today and I always wondered you know if Did ten thousand steps? You know

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Let's talk guns man. The lack of do you need: do you, wanna fuck em, Mrs Schreyer, I just my fuckin thing- is I don't care whose coming through the door, my ears ring so fuckin. Much like, I can't imagine, shooting a fuckin gun without earplugs in disguise something gun protection, ah. Gun, alternative tomorrow can be across both. Ten best non lethal self defense weapons. Let's see what we got here right. Kay the simile frightening statistic, my boy Of course, the United States Department of Justice there, nearly five thousand home burglaries per day that we place on american soil, many of which occur when the occupants occupants our home

that seemingly frightening statistic as they try to hit it during the day, because I don't want you to be there. Might make you want to run out to nears gunshot pick up a firearm or to just in case. However, if you're going to own and operate fire of yours, To contend with the possibility that you could end up killing someone. Well, I don't give a fuck. If they came into my house, I mean that's, that's they fuckin did that's on them. That's not me. You may have to kill me man. You'd have come my house and try to take my shit. You fucking asshole, while this can be an effective means of stopping a home invasion, not everyone wants that on their conscious like the head space way of fuckin taken out into true. This is interesting to me. However, if you want to keep your home family improperly safe with less than lethal means, there are other options that every gun not out says I want some, because they got labour force and all you, God is not only to force. You brought enough to go back.

That's right. I ride vote only talk about nonlethal self defense. Weapons are actually quite abundant and can be an effective and efficient means can be. I want some more. I want stronger language, their means of protecting you in yours,. Though some are better for use in your home than others. It's with this You know it's eleven, the future The approach of Dore Window passed a certain our and everybody's checked in the house. Like it just freezes, you you don't owe me, The next morning you come on August, frozen Bastard, you know they'd phrase it just enough. We can't fucking move. Then the cops come in. They pick you up. False alarm: it's a raccoon its with this in mind that we ve rounded up what we believe are the ten most useful non lethal defence weapons for home security.

They vary in style and format, allowing you to pick the ones that suit your needs best, but there are, but considering as a means of staying, safe and secure your honour. Our rights. The value of nonlethal self defense first, for we need to reader at the programme, has been less than lethal home or sell to Venice. To keep yourself in your property in your people safer. Thou causing fatal harm to any intruder assailant. I don't have any problem killing somebody that comes into my fuckin house. My has to do with the fact I have tonight, is fuckin ears ring and I can't be shooting a fuckin gun right. All right. What do you got here. A glowing. He But time key chain. I'm not looks like a dildo. I it know what this is. A dildo that you put your keys on the edge

Its spike, ideally, you probably want to keep your distance for my mother's broken in your home. Sadly, that's not always the option. The thing is way too short. Networks is gonna, be way to close our right. What is this. Sabre Red Cross, fire, pepper, Jeff,. Jesus is the p gee. This is rated tv. Cold, steel, Brooklyn, crusher, baseball, bat. Obviously most baseball basket were perfect. We well as home defence, worsened. In fact. Become something of a troop in movies and television? For this very reason, however, baseball bats are typically designed to hit baseball. By contrast, the cold steel, Brooklyn, Crusher locally, The traditional baseball but was actually designed specifically to use as a blunt weapon. Beginning to look a lot like Christmas. I, like that thing.

Here we go Smith and Wesson nice. There we go supper with credibility here. Collapsible, baton, measuring up to twenty one inches when fully deploy the Smith and Wesson S. Tubby the eighty coal collapsible baton gives users the same reach and power as a baseball bat meaning can be swung with great force and strike with devastating power. However, unlike a bad, it can be collapsed. When not in use just down to a point: five inches, roughly small enough to stash any standard night sized nights, and our kitchen drawer. That's all right I want something that shoots the projectile here from facing a gun. What the fuck am I going to do with these batons ST wise barbarian stun baton St wise barbarians puzzles coddled barbarians, stun Baton if you ever accidentally electric, if you Ben. Allow can now we're talking electrocution right. This is what I like.

You're, probably aware of how much just how much even a low votes is shot consisting, of course, if you ve never felt it a Celtic can simply google videos a peep. You just turn on a lawnmower touch. The sparkling like I did just A pleasant it can be and how effectively it can drop even a large healthy meant, as such You can probably understand the value of utilizing the street wise barbarian stun Baton as a home defence weapon. Not only will help this Thank you need one of these in every fucking room, what, if you watching tv hang on a second, I need to go upstairs to the night stand. All right warrior ex protocol flashlight. We are a blind you, man, as the case with so many offerings our list. The o light worry ex protocol. Flashlight is an effective self defense weapon with some LT in versatility, meaning it works In more.

More than one way, for starters, the light Emits a beam of up to twenty one hundred illumines, which is the temporary blind and disorient any attacker. It's so bright, in fact that it may be useful, even in the case that attackers wearing sunglasses. However,. If the light fails to halt the attack, this portable torch. Was also built the durable and lightweight alumina body with a tooth bet tooth basil designed specifically for striking as a blunder? blind him? And then I Russian, with my flashlight. Armor hundred b Bad gun, ok, here we go used by law enforcement and military personnel around the world. The armored one hundred bean bag gun isn't effective at knocking down assailants at a distance of up to twenty feet, away, sending non lethal beanbag rounds across the room at a rate of one hundred and thirty five feet per second

for reference, that's enough, forced it completely knocked the wind out of unhealthy healthy, adult male. Should you score directed it's also legal to own and all fifty states. Salt supply as one peppered spray gun. This looks like a glock. The mainstay of home self defense agitated actually works in two ways. So long, Pick up the black one. I guess the other ones, aren't good. First, it looks like a genuine fire on which could be enough to scare offer intruder in the heat of the moment. However, if the armor It keeps coming out, you can simply pull the trigger and send pep, spray end or tear gas rouse it comes, and ten feet within ten it comes with ten of each sorry. In their direction, at a rate of three twenty has pretty cool What is this one, a tape, your pulse, stun gun.

They get a picture of a rottweiler, adopt a guard dog. Right, I, like the ones that shoot shit. I don't like it bats and shit where I gotta getting closer like I got a flashlight stay. Back I'll blind. You are right. I just wish they could come up with a quiet gun. You weren't. In other words, I wish I lived in a state We're silencers or legal, let's see what we got here, that's the last thing. I look up. Oh it's beginning to look a lot like silencers Missis, we're not a good thing to search stay. Where silencers are legal, I know in Florida place, I ever saw wanted shot. One holy shit

Jesus Christ. I shall googled which states there not Alabama I could saw Arizona, wait, L Alabama a K. Then they got a hours at Arkansas, Arizona, Aziz, Arizona. While I let go with my fuckin. What is a k anchorage? What else? Could that be? The eight states Alabama Arizona, Arkansas Alaska, there we go, call Bravo Connecticut Florida, Georgia, Idaho. Indiana Kansas Kentucky made Maryland Miss Happy Montana, Missouri, Nevada, There's another any. I don't know what the owner is: North, he's the code. I have no idea what New Hampshire New met.

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Thirty, two thirty, three, thirty, four, thirty, five, thirty six, thirty seven. Thirty, eight thirty, eight out of the fifty states fucker. These gun people come complaining about their crush in it. You win in thirty eight to twelve. I know nothing about these issues are right. That's the podcast everybody right now we're gonna go into a clip of bed. Am G M Poverty and myself talking about our beds for the upcoming NFL weak please enjoy the chatter.

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placing your bet, regardless of the cup. Just make sure you use the outcome, not the income outcome, sorry that the regardless of the outcome of the game, make sure you use bonus code bur when. If you sign up our guys, here's how it works, in a fucking, throw this thing during this, but we Finished finished weak, twelve and no gain for either of US bill, and I both went to and to leave bill with the three and a half game lead at twenty six one, and one- and I am- twenty three and twenty five I was happy about the fucking lions. Given me, I was happy about the lions hanging on by one point and then, of course, the teams, I thought, would you good what do the Pittsburgh Steelers guarded handed to bear we were backed off? I was mad at you. I wanted that. You save me from going one in three dude.

Me that game was over before it started. I don't know I had this week is hard. I don't know anybody is a lot. A big spreads lot, a big fuckin spread. This week, a lot of eight and a half seven and a half ten nine I don't. I will see this feels like a fuckin one in three week to me, who goes first I go first as we do and I got a nightclub over here. This is this is really comical actual. I mean. Do you see this? What's going on, you like keeps going on and off. I like Taiwan. Does this go I do I figured out. What are you gonna do so? What happens when you don't have all right here. Our spreads here dude, I don't like it. Nothing this week, which is bad not only That's it fits fine, the tough weak, all right, dude. I am look in the first game that I did take a look at man. I don't know of Pittsburgh. Gonna bounced back

they come in a mess. Will Pittsburgh anymore dude Ah. The Washington football team going into loss biggest reigners, the line that gettin two and a half they see to be common? but the raiders had that Thursday night Win I'm gonna take the Washington football team. I'm literally looking at this now? I'm gonna take the washing tat kind of like that I'm gonna take the wise to football team. Gettin tuna have in Vegas s arm adieu right out of it. I gotta go. I gotta go the I'm gonna, take the pats getting three in Buffalo. On Monday night paw TAT? I ve been seeing in a Christmas song about the patriots. Oh it's beginning to look a lot

like two thousand and one. Who is this smack Jones Coaches barely be and he's working on that day and all the calls fans are gonna cry. I'm saying that to later I just saying that when the MAC Mcafee show it creates plus three in buff I think we have the defence that bill ballots. Needs to free- Straight a young talent law, a guy Jared Goss. The what's his name who they got out there get arrested. I just in long rush hour, Josh out just along. What's this phase buffalo, I don't even understand what they are doing. They had really no significant injuries, they they will cover and die.

Digits spreads and then all of a sudden there were like. I want to be fun if we just sought for a few weeks, unlike last Jacksonville and let the patriots Back in it, I don't know what to do, and this is a do or die game for the Buffalo bills, and you know what Paul I don't think they got it right down to. The Buffalo bills show me that taken fuck when games like this. There's gonna, be a whole bunch of tables broken with no championship flags. I gotta say something here. Man and I I mean this- your instincts lately bill I'd, say something that guy, bill Bur. I know we're comedians. But what Bill BAR is doing right now is is fucking. Picking against spread for games is over. Fuckin, five hundred mark and his instincts are good and I'm not gonna lie it. Scared

it scare and make the chinks way and it's gonna go off the rails, the last five we got. No, because I've been texting you this, I'm not jinx, you. You know not trying to do that. Shit, you're saying the goal, namely with fire memorable playing with fire. You, you hey, you know you go back to the room and was still sit there at the fuckin blackjack table. Believe me, competitor, only wants you did not start seeing the games as good as you see, but right now, you're, seeing a clear bill you got. No one shall wipers does know, is thus much there's no smug genuinely do I went on for two weeks ago. So, let's that's fucking it down a little. While I will see what happens. I don't know the good analogy, though no smudge, no squinting. Yeah, What Paul that was a good analogy. I should have given it up my apology, God. I don't need it I brought it up again. I kind of fell like enough. We remarried

you have to do with me. Maybe someone else going on your personal life, but you needed to be acknowledged and I'm doing that I'm gonna take to New York for poor giants and hears. Why listen? Listen, I know I do it a lie here. Just hear me offers a bill. You take the paths to. You're, not the they're playing. I didn't take him to begin in the year, the job You read look into your your brain but the hard here interior He's got you. Ah, Mr Miller's crossing onto her up. Look to your heart. Giants are coming off of a win their and off of a win gum it's a Miami I don't know Miami is I don't know Miami doesn't know the fact they are that's what a dangerous fuckin bastards, but what the job Let's get you four points, that's more than a feel go. So

I'm saying: if we lose the game, it could be a heartbreaking, feel those situation or defensive backs are playing really well by the example: Mckinney, Exuviae Mackay. Cornerback within Europe. The bull giants vote him into the fuckin. All start. Because he's an animal robotic arm to appear problem I'm taking a New York football giants getting for in Miami Ideally John Paul, you know a few months. We went head to head the Seattle Seahawks first to San Francisco, forty nine and though Seattle Seahawks, when they were a little more how healthier they were and to leave I stadium and they beat the San phronsie. Go forty nine yourself, so this is Second time they're playing an eye, Wanna take Seattle, but I just don't see them beat the forty. Nine is twice this year, even though it's on the fuckin road to three, they have point spread I Russia, Wilson's fingers still bargaining, so he camp

The devastating talent daddy is, Jimmy garage logos in keep going the way he's playing any fuckin. He sneaks out a win sticks out of it. Fuck. I want I really like San Francisco a good. Take a shit. You like again our I got it. I do this. Should I fucking do this, I'm gonna, do it. Who do? I ordered animal you down three and a half games? Man, you gonna make a fuckin move here. I you have a foreigner. We common on call in that poverty, I already lights at Washington Pick. We got six weeks left and I got a gain some ground here. I have the giants and I have Washington. I we're gonna. Do something because I believe in a coach, coach? I believe in everybody is. I believe that but that's never had a losing record and MIKE Tomlin is

go home after being embarrassed in Cincinnati falls into my theory, a good team. A better than five hundred team common home. They got a pride for coach, bigger A good, rich franchise. History playing a division rival and their gettin foreign have points in Pittsburgh. Tie you got my theory in their toe after getting Handed there after job Baronne, took their hearts out and showed him it I M taking the Pittsburgh Steelers to bounce back and show that they want. I'd be manhandled bullied like that and come on, get in foreign have points against the rebels. Who, by the way, rip quick. I love that whole thought process the whole flock and reason behind that Paul. That's how you gamble, but here's the thing as as Much is by the way we apologize to everybody and not apologise, everybody, but we were so fucking close on Sunday night special maker, may feel

through the pit God's hands. He did this Bible Then it hit the ground everything else. It all The things hit, but Lamar controls for pigs in the game they said got lucky enough to win the game, but Lamar Jackson, a step that I recently heard. Lamar Jackson has for games this year with multiple doubled, with multiple interceptions in the game, so It makes the ravens a little bit meets he's playing a little bit reckless. You study these supply, better pitchforks, gonna jump all over dairy guy said. I've said my peace God bill, which you know, because he played reckless last week that he be reels in it? That's a tough one! I like that picture. I'm gonna take the Dallas cowboys minus four and a half grown in New Orleans. I just don't feel like they don't have a fucking quarterback, I don't I the cowboys fuckin erratic. I know there are on the road, but I think they are,

now tell it to get in there, and I don't know shit about either want those teams. I just know James stands out, drew breeze, retired, it's a weird for them. I let you know what is dude. I like their coach better than the cowboys coach blood, I think he has the weapons he needs to argue done, although it I'd say the cowboys cold. She has a look on his face. Like you already lost every time they cut too. Dude, he looks like he's. Gonna be just sit at an auto body shop in five years, as like the friend of the owner, read in the paper all day, I know Amy he has to do something about his look. You know what he needs Paul. He needs landscape give him the five point now I already hate that pick, but I'd go with the car was modest. One f guys are the weirdest picks. I felt all year, I'm gonna, The indian apple is cults. Lay in a half to beat the shit out of the Texans. They just lost they just

I heartbreaker they fought really hard against the buccaneers. Looked like they could have beaten a box. They got Jonathan Teller run back. What's his name Carson. Whence is plain where our soon whence scores points. Carson once is playing well scores points and he's not injured, knock on. Would the Houston Texans. I know they're having a decent thing, what this tire Taylor, but on. By it? They stink like the costs, should win that game bag tat by day, stag laughter, I'm taking the Indianapolis colts is my last pick. Haven't a wind by nine or more, I like it, so for our own, for I feel that one of the two feel one in three areas: I got two games, I'm looking at here and I cannot make up my mind. You feel, The three about me about me bill The things clear, don't say that I the cheese first

four, nine and a half in Denver right. Andrew. The one on the bottom. The team on the bottom is home alone. Can I just I just rob now it's it's in Kansas Advocates in Kansas City. It's in Kansas City do achieve first start the play, but it's a division rival I did that fucking numbers, perfect animals to look at the cardinals going into Chicago minus seven and a half I can Danvers Denver really gonna lose by more than ten points in I don't know, these are two teams that are on in two different directions:. She generous coming off a nice window I didn't know that General, a good, their defence. Look good common off of a win, Chicago's DE looks good to its probably gonna, be called. Talk about it. If you don't know who the fuck it bears. I don't know, I'm Pocket David,

for me all year, I'm taken a view, the Arizona Cardinals now seven and a half in Chicago fuck it I'm gonna that's an open for week. If I ever saw its weight, this week is wild that's what you guys are just so this two fuckin big, your changing yeah, I bill it's time to give him the song it found a given that all we got with this Monday night. Yeah, ok,. What is our let the Monday nights were so China lad on you Monday nights bad, show all right ways pocket money for you by the way somebody came up to me. I want to thank all the end of anything better fans that came out to see me distress, factory and one day comes up to meet. It goes I listen to both of the podcast of anything better the end

fell one and the regular once and he said your Monday night special seagulls other places are doing this. He goes you guys know what's hit em, you guys The two went around and come close multiple times so, do this Monday night special is bills New England, patriots going into Buffalo, and the line is three what parlay do we want to do here. What what do we think is going to happen here under. Ok, you like an honour all working day. This is not going to be a shoe. What does the over under tickets? reiterated forty three and a half or three and a half.

You want to throw a MAC Jones bed in this thing. What do you think MAX going to do? I think he's going to have one touchdown pass. I think we're going to try to keep it on the ground. I think this is going to be a classic bill, Belichick time, possession game. That's why I do I like the under ammo, by its cause, I'm a Pats fan, I feel like they're gonna. U know take away their best option. Make a b but the same it's this shit that he does, but no it does it better and he has the defence to do it. I also think buffaloes a really good team, MAC Jones today is a rookie quarterback, so I don't see them scorn alot point, so I liked the under I like Jones Throwin, one, you wanna Joss Alan run unwanted throw Joshua thrown a pic or now I like Josh Alan run in one in all. Right I mean that the money is not going to be good. If you want to do that, I like I'm up whatever you want to do what it. What are you? What are you simple? I like

the MAC Jones Throwin one hour, definitely go it you're under, I think Josh sounds gonna, be down late in the game and make a mistake, the jargon tropic, I'm a guy like that. I want that to happen. Because I think your your defence is going to have him having to play catch up and then he's gonna phase a big Katy, drowsiness slinger things. Throw one deep when you're saved he's gonna pick off towards the end of the game, maybe late in the fourth quarter and its Arap. That's just my thought. Our goal, I don't see that, but I'll go with it. Now boy aright. But the one that I am on the fence with is the under soul, call it even in lower what we hope for the best. Yet this is gonna, be yet it's gonna be Bela check just doing what he does, He had all bills got bill, the team, to do what he wants he's just doin. It now he's doing that. Like Thousand one week to win games: twenty two, seventeen! Ah I I don't like that.

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from Monday, December. Second, two thousand and thirteen when the boy had sheer, I like a big paid supply that some more d, When a man and a guy have Tony on the sly, that's a more a. Other folk song goes. One man is not supposed laid down with another man. How dare you say that so close to the Vatican, Albert he play go, see, put back door coma, say, go Comiskey, DJ, go fuck yourself. They'll borough mourn over here and now Rome, ITALY at once. Again my fuckin mixer. For some reason. It doesnt work over here and what I'm starting to think is that we know what I was in Australia, I just

blogger, Rachel Wall, and that was the end of that TAT. No one knows addresses surcharge, no circuit, breaker it. Wasn't a hurricane ready, basically, got blown over but This time I actually got the little adapter or the converter, whatever the fuck, it is adapter. I guess and it still doesn't work, So here I am here. I sit. Trying to hold my hand. Steady. Is I talk directly into my recorder right. I don't know what the levels are like. I don't have a mixer, it's gonna be a fuckin clusterfuck, so there you go. By the way. Some we send me some stupid tweak. Aren't you know bill when you don't care, we, care just Always remember that back I mean what that means. But what do you mean? We don't care? What is the we in that statement?

What you and all the voices in your fucking head, stop acting like you run in a union all right, if you don't, like my fuckin podcast. Believe me. There's plenty about the selections here on the all things comedy network always listened a plug. Yes, listen to the echo. Of this fuckin room here. Yes, I'm in Rome, italy- and it is totally adopted, I spent absolutely freakin amazin. All we got p It's a camera, my working age, either way heartburn last night I ate peaches yesterday, like both within my two hours, like that's how good the pizza is over here and like a fuckin camel. Drinking water. I know that adventure I'm not gonna be here at this one of the greatest peace on the Fucking planet and then I'm gonna go out to LOS Angeles. Arguably, The anti source of the greatest

on the planet, so I'm trying to stock up all of those memories. Down, The foolish has been outstanding here, but Europe, just like any place, is always people living off the legend. She really have to. You know you ask her out: it's what I And when you ask what is a good place to get pizza, you don't do it standing outside the Falcon Colosseum down there at the Vatican, or the lean and power of Falcon Bijou right. You don't. As you just go on to some guy from Falcon Detroit? I want to do is go to some Italian, don't find out where the fuck he needs that, basically, what we have been doing and down Then absolutely span amazing. Amazing. So if you list Thanks to this thing- and you always wanted to come to ITALY about the next time, the ghost of Steve Jobs comes out with the new phone or some other

those bags make another far, why don't you say fuck that found my phone, still works. I don't need that fund. I can say text I can still talk. I will save the money I'm gonna spend on that fuckin three hundred dollars, hunker shit, that's I'm gonna be worth anything it's four months. When the next one comes out and you save for a plane ticket and get your ass over. You fucking stay in a cardboard box. Do whatever you gotta do. I wish I didn't wait till I was forty five to come over here, but still its ban I've spent ass employed on the bed. You have to just get your ass over here brought the lovely near with me and down one. Our goals and life. As I always wanted to fly, you know, first class, where you know you go up those those Staircases seen all they got like the hump, the front of the people,

So I used a bunch of miles and I made sure that we fly business class dial one we're flying, AIR France. The air, one of those fuckin double decker planes, the three hundred and now look at my taken. It sounds like we want sixty three, a and b and also you can be fucking kidding me at tat. We a business class. I used all these miles. You don't afflicting the fuck out everything it turns out. We were Business class we were just a business class. Upstairs so they already went through one through sixty downstairs, so we will live road three upstairs and it was there to jet ways walking down they like no sir you're on the upper upward texts. Fuckin site. Become in there upstairs on an airplane. You know, look just like downstairs. Just look like a fucking,

but still cool, then we went up there. I'm gone all male over those nice business class seeds. They can fall down and lay down, as is gonna, be great watching other movies in everything and then all of a sudden there was this fucking ungodly, goddamn. Fucking smell, you know, New York City body odor stinking fucking, smell up stairs in business class on an international fuckin plain, unlike what does What is it smell, rife, two words air France. Right. The key word is not air. There certainly not fresh air air, France. This fuckin French do ok. Not coming down on all the French easier, but I discovered.

Where the stereotype came from in this one passenger rights, I now understand Pepe Le Pew good fuckin Lord with his fucking tight ass God, damn sure this guy, I swear to God, arms at his side. He looked Like a guy we're on a short, it didn't set. Ok taking his fuckin soup pace up into the overhead compartment. It was like you were in the back of a cab in New York City in July with no fucking. Air conditioning I couldn't I couldn't fucking, believe it and believe any kept, forgetting shit and going back. Up and every time that debt stink will start go away I see that the reach up and get something. Of course, you know me by no Means master of my emotions. So,

look over the lovely NEA whose just taking it in stride granted. She also has the window seat, I have the aisle so I'm right next to fucking stinky le pew over there and You fuckin believers, you fuckin place. Fuckin spent all his fuckin money, fuck fuck fuck and business class, fuck fuck fuck fuck, the Jesus. I Ok, oh get is com or whatever and will sit down, and that's what happened. He sat down and eventually dead, fucking smell went away, but Jesus Christ. It's fuckin unreal man get up and are you here about when you go to Paris, is can't stay are and how they treat everybody like shit, and I thought all right. That's that ignorant american thing right But last night I was in an irish pub hilarious, I'm in Rome in irish pub. Because I have to be honest with you like:

the italian full, but you can't fucking. I realize you give Edith for days and a fuckin row. All right I got up. Of course, cover my flock in Asia. We I just needed, and we walked by the saw this great Weapon of our stores and all I take a shit. It happened to look in. There was hockey on why is game was on and she made how do I know you go in there and, of course I went in there and then, of course, Seconds later I met some guy from Boston and we're talking about when the paths games gonna come on. Just fucking great in also is like it was. Basically, it was. Heaven I was in the sports, bark and watch the Bruins Celtics patriots depending it was playing obviously, and then I stepped out- and I was in fact in Rome and right across the way was one of the best pizza places in Rome ridiculous line- and I have gotten early persuaded that twice already eight there

once and then yesterday I dare twice and right now after getting softened great shape. I now look like maybe two weeks ago I had a baby I have learnt a baby fat Irena Post pregnancy, pooch I have a cunt belly, everybody, I'm like a lady Then it's disgusting, and right next door is Joe out of place, so I was eating pizza and then I was going to get in gelato ever I was coming in and I was drinking Fatima Mcgowan. It was just ass time ever so there was this. Are you going in there and he's watching the soccer and I'm watch The patriots, and after we have up attack, he couldn't we speak English. I can barely speak three one so the italian, but I did know some spanish, so we, What kind of a middle ground with Spanish? So we

kind of communicating was fully call using English, Spanish in Italian, and our eyes, but anyways on talking to him and I was sent out Italian seemed a little easier to pick up. The spanish Because Spanish goes by? They speak so quickly and with the Italian, It's like every like third word: they draw up the double up, so they kind of slow it down, for you know and he was laughing say in how we also like the French, making French, but he didn't like french people, and I was like did they treat you like shit news like yes see And it's just like, while just in general, they just kind of comes to everyone which is confusing and fucking hilarious to me all at the same time,. I don't know what what is it probable there? I knows. I can't wait to go there,

My dream is always better to be totally fluent and be able speak French the Paris and then just sit there and listen to them say about your horrific shit about me. Realizing. I understood every word is not on your dream then a weird motivation, you now and how to speak, the language, Does anybody french listen to this thing, probably some some haughty, they can put on a french maids outfit and teach me the language, because I would show up for every class because other than that I just can't two were Can't seem to find dedicate myself to it. Anyway, I hope this is such right. I'm trying to move the recorded too much so anyway. We are we land in short the Gaulle Airport the common and on left side of the other plain. But we saw a little bit of Paris, which is

exciting, Emily Workers needs always want to go there, so she was acting like a little kid which was great and down. We land. And we're all excited. They cannot gain our only like another hour and a half whatever our ten minute flight from Rome and then, of course, there was that ungodly, fucking smell of that kind. Fuck with his fuckin. Yellow short, is: Yellow battened down ouch blue, looking at the guy like how to forgive you managed in life to be able to. Into business class here. Smelling the way you do. Ok, had the job around like a monkey and I work. Many layers of deodorant to get with, Fuck? I am to be sitting. Next, you want this fuck and plain. How do you go into your board room? How do you run yet? Cult? Have one Oh you're fuckin widgets smell

like tat: you just walk into your place of business with your hands, floods India's flax, like fucking pockets. That's real! goddamn way, Get up! I Norman angry Guy, but understand this guy smelled, so bad like I was actually have rage, ashes slap them with a glove you don't do next summer, bringing a white gloves when I go to Paris We treat me rudely undergoing a slap in the face with a glove, and you know what I don't think. They're gonna do anything. In general do not have a fear of waiters in Paris, even though I ve never No one should probably bunch you're fucking. Mix. Marshall artists, not only why get treated like shit by some non perfume wearing countries also dinner. Even body slimy.

Play I know I'm by my video came out in two thousand and seven, but did you ever see that video, where the rapper Akon is that he stays name, doing a show and someone. Through something at him and he's like who was it point I'll, bring them up here and They bring this fuckin kid up. There's no I think it was an easy to Asian. Do I don't know what, but, as he pulls the kid, upon the stage in one move. Oh by the way he's taken office is Jesus Peace and his wife, Peter So now we should stand in their shredded in his oversized genes. Any pulses get up on stage in one move puts this up over his head. Like fucking Tony ATLAS, throws them into the half of it. Don't just lands on some girl. It was the funniest shit like.

Bad. I would love to do that to a heckler. You know take off my fucking. My button downstairs there with my blinding alabaster fuckin shirt with my little my torso, I put belly it just takes somebody up over my head and just throw him into the crowd don't it was like Marvel comics. Going missing is: is Eden? Didn't the kitten go through a brick building. I don't know what happened encourage anybody to take any sort of action, but I can imagine the cap knows lawyer was in the crowd, while watching do that, they just must have just been like. I will say in my salary looks like we're not having Christmas this year posted video you just search for by the end of his part? Guess I'm sure you ve already found it. Fifty eight different places- blood they show me that when you know we were get back with me,

the time over here like torn the fuckin morning, roubles wide awake, and she showed me that a god damn it I made me laugh. That really made me laugh. Who the fuck does the show and does crowd control, under the guise of so much fuckin money. He's wearing a lotta hats, so many ways What am I to everything, advertising or second, so we finally up In french guy gets off the fucking plain. We of the plane. And was aware distinctly connecting in in Paris so I just thought we would just go connect, but we don't. We had to go through security again already security to get on the fucking plain. And now they want us to go through security again and, unlike laugh at nearly equal dignity, I fucking, somehow you know, made a guy on the plane. Fashion, something up out of the Sea Baxter,

Why are we doing this again? trying to go through, and I'm gonna tell you something about french people there, some cotton sons of bitches If you even remotely art on your game we'll try to pass in the corners like formula one racing like when you, you just stand and had gone through the zigzag maize, when you try to do these fuckin people. And this one guy love is doing it so bad near. Finally, just was excuse me again, do what you're go yet do what's your problem to some french guy and then I had to like staring down as we stated that those fuckin line, let's go. Like half a mile in our right, so we finally get through this shit. And then we get on the Italian When will fly there. You go over the Fuckin Swiss Alps. It's a shame,

we land in Rome and it's the funniest should ever were landing and wrong. They never gave us anything to fill out. There was no. What are you bringing into the country? There was nothing. We go to the airport, there was no. There was nothing They didn't check has said you just got off like I was getting off at Logan Airport. What's hilarious So while we get in the cab and as were going in the wrong, I gotta tell ya somethin these people on these scooters over here. I don't. And they might be the greatest writers on school scooters on and off. He can respect that, but, like Would be gone around the turn and they would be like six of them in a row on our side of the road on the other side of the double line going around traffic on their side and my driver, never slowed down and the guy's a scooter, never slow down and at the last second, they would pension the double lied

We went flying by him without a care in the world like centipede, is what the video cycle, a video game and I've noticed that we have these. Fuckin drivers were amazing. It's like the way people drive. In Boston like that level of aggressiveness, except, I have yet to see an accident, and I even says little towards the book- that if you standing in the crosswalk. If you want to get across, you have to make the first move, because they don't slowdown. So, is yet another reason why I'm having a year. The time of my life over here and and then this Irish published just when this oasis, like I just go on, I I saw the spanish stairs. I want- The Colosseum leaves mobs coming over here, so I didn't do anything towards of any place yet But I did just go over to look at the college Many issues it's just insane, you guys you gotta, do it? Ok, FUCK Ipad,

fuck phones, flats Tvs and all that shit you something. Come over here when no one wants to come over because it's fuckin cold over here by the way a little bit of a disappointment, but I've summaries. I just thought it was beyond doubt retraining, see I just kept thinking godfather to write we'd be out country- and I have made some here just woman. She go out to start my rental car and it would blow up. Then I would try- and you know me and would comfort me And say that the three some was over enough. I had my dreams, I came up here and it was called it's been Colbert seriously, it's not that deal to come over for forever. I never! I don't know Europe I just seem like a zillion miles away, has also been little foot the bill please do not marry. You oughta be fuckin kid, there's nothing! Stopping you

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look out my window and I can see the wall. I can. I get a walk down the street around the corner from basically I can see the wall that surrounds the Vatican, So she was you wanna go down on my gallant, I'm gonna Fuckin, Pope! the Elvis caprice I gotta go to see this guy and then lay in bed the next morning ass, like I know, but for what, if the others, Shit that they ve done, like that the place right there behind those walls where they were like this. Fuckin boys. How are we gonna handle this and they did what they did like? Why am I gonna go down as, like you know, I'm fucking by do want to see that painting with his person reaching out touching the other person like the eating. A sort of you know. He walked down the street with a male friendly yours. He has actually kind of grace one another. You know that awful creepy feeling with somebody.

There on a ceiling. So. I know it's for you. I know the amount of people that actually know the name of that and the artist and for some reason they feel that their means that you're, smarter than me. You know, I don't think it does. Right there was that by Michelangelo me, kill him Was it the count of Monte Cristo Crystal? Maybe she read that doctor. We ve got into a couple of churches, all churches here, and I just I just don't like it. I dont like the whole, I dont like the fucking mood they put you in, Why do they have to make it so scared of dying, after life? You can walk in and get the candles. It's all Why? Why is it so fuckin choir? Is God always taken got them nap? Is here in a good mood. I feel like he's some overbearing father, it's their top heavy by quiet, dad's, home.

I absolutely fucking hate churches. I can't stand it. You're one detour via because I want to go in there and appreciate the fucking architecture. Go in there and I immediately reset the fucking mood they try to put me in this house. Hand. Oh my god. Oh my living like lights. The right way is the invisible thing upset with me. Vs church music. War ha ha. He wore wool Why. I just sitting there people coming any. Not a fucking knees. Let me do that Walmart. Now there you go. Do the math on that I go for whatever.

These members, the church, she's a good person, so we're gonna go over there today and tomorrow we're gonna go to the Colosseum and those are the two towards these things and I'm doing because other than that all that Hosty shit, you can take it. When it up sideways and shoved straight up. Evoking candy is because I'm not doing it done with all that shit. Stonehenge go fuck yourself. I got look dad. You know anything about Stonehenge. She can t drive by and see I'm not getting on. Fuckin planes fifteen goddamn hours. Next to some smelly, french guy, you know Every time you shifts in his seat, I smell his fuckin. I don't know what the stress of his life I'm not do that lifting fuckin hours and then stand in line, I'm not doing it. I built nobody said you have to do a good job. Just make sure you know I'm not. This is what you do.

When you, when you, when you're fuckin, you some advice, and I know you didn't ask what this is unsolicited vice and God knows I love given it up. You go on vacation with your fuckin lady. You just gotta You gotta, remember you don't really have anywhere enough when their walking. Really slowly and window shopping now that they have in the time of their life and. Just slow down and look in the fuckin windows to ok, just your hands into your pockets and you know, get your eyebrows up as high as you can get him in whatever she says just we're going, I can see that it is amazing, She was in the best fuckin mood I

only decided, hey, Why don't I stop being an asshole. You know and stop walking ninety miles an hour to go. Look at where Fucking Caesar dipped his balls in a river and just fuck it slow down I got all these shops I finally I realise that all these clothing stores over here for women is I gotta know I don't know what like me, Gordon Pro Football Hall of Fame is very bad. Example. I don't know what it is, but they absolutely love it, and if you let them do it just go and you sit in that chair next to another sad fuck man. Indeed, sit there and let them try on sharing luggage stuff. There haven't time at this I can assure the smartest things I've ever done in mind where's the ship. From the first day, all we did was just we went down, the street that all these great stores, all these chemist, grown always

but in like women, they go on the internet, and this is the thing these clothes and is only so many of them. And then they run out and then some target get some, you go down there when they fuckin elbow each other and body slam, each other and adjusted to fucking nightmare like I thought they were going to close. They just don't make enough. They just deliberately make em hard to get these women all out of a fuckin mines. The next thing you know you gotta go drive to a target on the other side of the four or five to get something. I don't know what when they come over here. They got all these fuckin clothes that none of the bitch is back in the states, can get you just let him go in there, try the shit, you get him a couple to three things and you know what you're good. You could, even if you make a good, so that's my advice. Do

and the next thing you know they're in such a good mood you they walked by a fuckin irish bar. They go hey, look, they got the hockey game on. I know you want to go in there. You don't look then take you probably already know this shit So maybe I might even say this to you. Maybe I'm just saying to me. So I fuck you remember how not to be an asshole. Some of it. Yes, you wanna be on vacation with anyways, back to the project yourselves in that irish pub. So they had on Burma. Hockey games are on stocker and then they get on this rug. The game and it was rugby- was it Australia versus somebody else I gotta tell you Am I come over here, are more sold on rugby, it's just the falcon. It's just an awesome game and I really feel like it holds the solutions to end. I felt football if you're really gonna talk about concussions in everything, because.

They're, just they leave with their shoulders and autonomy. I'm sure is how american football used to be. Back when they had the lever helmets. Stuck a t, shirt on your shoulder. That was the only path you maybe I'd, like your leg with you, fuckin showed you didn't leave, but your head, those What's with the damage idea we have, fucking ahead. If God Wait there's another fucking. I felt player. Children himself assumptions, terror was so anyway. You can watch the game, though one These guys are all going to have back in new problems that everything, but you know that they're not gonna fuckin. Commit suicide through cops death by police enough that one a chill the whole family and then themselves because went crazy from slavery. They hadn't somebody else's head for the rest, the time, but it's a

I can also game. And now. I don't know and then the just the characters are no half the guy's fucking. Just you look at the face of the right and it might. I was The sun was down. The note was going on and like every five minutes, I will just laughed my ass off looking at some fucking lunatic. With long hair and a crazy mustache just was awesome totally Saldana game- and I know I've made fun of rugby on this point- sport has never look at in respect the game. You always. Why did this because you fuckin uninformed ignorance, shit heads Don't watch american football! Think that, because Football players have on helmets that their somehow not as tough as rugby players right you put me in a defensive place. I have to defend it right. Fucking comes there, you go they always ploughing ahead, ploughing ahead.

Oh by the way I got up, I have a book. I want to recommend Bobby you wrote a book. It's called me story and. I'm just below and threw it over here, because I got a little bit of jet lag. I gotta tell you like the beginning of that. Book, whether you into sports are not could be read at the very it's just the beginning. You have to at least three that should be quiet reading for anybody, who's gonna be apparent or any Life who wants, I don't know. Either maximize their own potential or not? Get in the way of other people trying you know to develop whatever gifted they had any, is basically talking to you. If you don't know hockey, whenever Bobby you are basically each in the game

the position of being at the Frenchman. Back in the day, all the Frenchman did when his at the pop, was basically skate up to the blue line and just stop there and you Oh goal was basically keep it in the offensive zone and not get caught up ice in. Bobby always so fast, he would actually go round crashed and that is first defence went to school over a hundred points. I should in the era of an offensive the Frenchman which was was was completely unheard of but when he started playing hockey, He was playing forward, any was playing defence, any kind of but staff and You seem like they naturally came together, both aspects of plane. You know both positions, but he was lucky enough. Have a coach. That didn't say like all now: you're playing defence- and this is how you play defence- you play from here to hear

actually led him create and down. I don't know. I saw a lot of parallel to that end, the business that I was in that I'm in where it's like. He was talking about how you know: kids, when they first are playing hockey, should not that you should not be introduced to any such system of playing hockey. Until I don't owe you one thousand five hundred and sixty whatever, when you start getting old enough, where you get them actually play in a game that mean something other than that you should, just like kids create with the pop in it not teaching? A kid is basically a system where these five years old is down the growth of the game. I would think A lot of parallels like within stand up for like old. Don't talk about this that isn't funny or raw most people try to find their voice or whatever the psychologist, fucking rules.

I try to think about our actual spoken rule in common. But are you basically just to watch and all the other people do understand. If you kind of get these ideas of like stand up exist from here to right here, it's the same. Like idea, people had on being the Frenchman and Hockey, Canada as and I guess Hopefully, if Europe becoming comic, you not working, but for some kind of a headliner whose telling you as you gonna do something that's outside of the realm of what they think it's possible that they go now. You should never do that. You should never lean on the might stand, what your left hand always have it on the right hand, out whatever What he wrote it you read it s, a genius, I'm a moron. It took me fuckin ten minutes to get to that. Talking point I apologize please. A judge. The book on my rambling right there Right away to the point here. Thirty, eight minutes and I go start, read some shit here.

By the way, the patriot somehow one another one. Although let up what would we let up thirty one points, I was what taxes, game and watching the game is why we're going to make the players and also why we're probably gonna, lose in the first round, because anybody with a decent We're gonna be fuckin troubled cause, we're we have too many fork and injuries over there are we gonna do by Paypal. You would do great in Dubai, They would show here think about it. I have thought about it. I've thought about some things that I talk about and I've thought about how I dont know what the rules your country and I thought about getting be headed. While I was, stage, an almost that's, probably a great, because I've had friends who go over there, but when I pictured doing stand up in the Middle EAST I picture a bunch of women in burgers me Walker,

they're gone, hey way. Why don't you show me what's under the rope there and then I immediately get grabbed by some sort of secret police By that I mean that orange jumpsuit rocking back and forth slowly preparing myself to get my head. Sawed off now but it doesn't happen that's what I think of I would love to do it I'll fuckin, Godaddy, amidships city with you tonight, as buildings. The tent city right outside of it. What everybody built the city is not how it goes in an opera. Goes there like there's no taxi. There's! No not think this is a utopia. Gypsy that when she goes to the happiest places on earth, she went to some place in the Middle EAST where they said: there's no taxes and everything's for free and she completely body

If you're going to live that way that there wasn't, then a group of people that you would just standing on top of their fuckin heads Acheson's area it's bad enough. You pretending your reading. All of those goddamn books and every every once in a while. When the fuckin wolf said the door, you give away a bunch of fuckin minivans to keep everybody it back. It's just Gina. Fuckin believable, Panama, red. Big fan of the podcast been listening to it for the best part. Of two thousand and thirteen for the better part of two thousand thirteen and is really an inspiration and relief that there is angry people react to shit like I do and she can You come down Panama. Jesus Christ. What more can I go down there? Were I wouldn't just fucking. Expecting from the he gets a redhead. I should come down to the goddamn equator. Catch malaria.

A big part of the population speaks English. We were U S colony for a hundred years. I know I remember that then Jimmy did he give you freedom, also the spit. Patriot community is huge alive, pasting, Oh balls, roaming, our beaches, ok, the point, you would have an audience down here. You would get you what get kidnapped down here. Too hot Wouldn't you should say you trying to say you wouldn't get kidnapped down here. It's too down here for that don't have the energy faced with podcasting go fuck yourself. What is there to do down Panama, about Panama, canal are you guys, dug it and died, and then we took the credit we all the Panama canal. That's what it was. Jimmy Carter? Finally, turn it back over. You guys

and. And then man, while Noriega. The only reason Why? I remember his name is because of that Sebastian Box story that I told you guys, but if you knew the Pike S hotel, it really quickly. We were having, shoes with man, while Noriega, which, if I read up I'm sure we put him in power and everything was cool and then he wanted to run more of his country, and then we said he was a terrorist that use How goes right, dysfunctional relationship that we have with just about every country. That is our first world country or would like that. Guy, picking the psycho check. Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein. We just keep picking the wrong person to stick into power that we can then uses a puppet.

I think, on our first date with their next dictator, we really need to ask what is its relationship with his parents or his parents divorced today? Still together, you know before we start making the same mistakes again, and he was plowing ahead. We always wine rubber men, while Noriega Fuckin name is because I want this. Aerosmith show. New year's Eve, the Boston Garden and now the sun. Thirty, first nineteen, eighty nine, I was a convicted drunk driver. I wasn't convicted that point was I was awaiting trial or my arraignment may I just admitted guilt, blue fucker one nine. There really was no case their anyways go to the thing and I'm stone sovereigns give rose opening up. And for some reason, Sebastian Bark decided to talk about world politics to a bunch of Air metal more on people like me and. Just how it got into it. He was wearing leather paths, of course, was required.

Hey! What's up with this man? Well any grabbed his dick in Ngos suck my fuckin burrito man, was a pause in everybody, cheered any then he just said surviving. We should use new this guy back in the Balkans. Donate man averages goes, Every jeering, german, We thought he just summed up her fucking puff foreign policy. Perfectly these Canadian, those nice to hear and sound as fucking ignorant. As an American is my stomach, been grounds, is realised, sort of hearing them in the bathroom, my stomach ground, earlier I gotta do the park is what he wants me go fuck yourself. The way I got it should not America here, I'm not acting as if any other country would handle their position of power any better than we have so fuck. You get off your high force. Smelly, Romania the shock of fish meal.

Oh by the way, somebody with my Euro sheriff schmuck is a grown man. Peevish shackle, is what a boarding Culture has someone breaking each other's balls. I guess they say you went on a date last night. Did she touched you little shackle there they do with more of a fuckin Jackie Mason accent first, love to stand up and port chess looking forward to catching you the next time you stop near Albany New York, I'm a twenty five year old guy living with the twenty six year old male roommate, things are swell for the most part swell with fucking years. Is written Nobody is some interesting corks. Most of these are no big deal. I look tons of Romania, and I know the deal can choose your battles, however. His think he s tower is starting to become an issue, and I'm not sure how to confront him about it.

He owns one Tal, any only wash it every four or five weeks herself. Jesus Christ. He showers every day. Don't get me wrong. But you do the math. The thing is stiff is cardboard and smells like death. Why you do that. That's a fact is nothing worse than a dirty tat. Left you come out of a fuckin shot, or you know, you smell, like fuckin fruit, toes whatever the hell bath, body wash thing you're making They were making. You know you put it on you, their friendship, put it on your specially you're fuckin armpits, maybe a glue the bottle saw it in half and stick it on a both armpits punt. And then you go out any take that dirty s tail. Then you smell like shit again, ok, guys, an animal because it's the point we can smell the damn thing outside the bathroom

He does doesn't have a good sense of smell or vicious used to it. How the fuck am I supposed to confront him about his heir? Abnormal towel practices without hurting his feelings and making It's weird excellent funding. Europe awry without hurting has failed to fuck is failing. This is what you do go to bed bath and beyond, go by him, three cheap towels, call him into the bathroom and write books. When he gets there. You already have resulted in the tub covered in lighter fluid, and what is years footsteps coming around the corner. You like that Taiwan fire and you are sitting indian style on the tank behind the toilet and ass. He walks injures go. How were you just cabin? just get him in that! Oh, my god, I'm in charge, I'm not worthy of being here, as you burn, is I can tell

never say anything just be, holding all three New Taos, Talk to you. What do you do? I smoke alive going off, just never a character. Why are they just fucking head of the Taos? Then never bring it up again. He'll get the point. You want to go more conventional rope. Want to go more conventional, just say: But you don't give front loaded with parliament's. You know. Yeah I love the way. You part you, Herr EVIL, when she cereal? It's not that loud, and you know you like watching sports. Like me Having said that, boy want to go with, however,

either way. You're index finger should be up in the air, pointing towards a ceiling nodded him, don't be confrontational but do draw line. However, finger up in here. You fucking That's ok, Say what you told me it smells like death. I can smell it on the other side of the door. Ok,. It smells like the armpits of a french guy. Upstairs on an airplane. You fucking weeks. You got a guy file, you know do. I would buy a new house I would by new towels I will. I will do it. I would burn his other tower literally. I would burn burning in the fucking driveway in the parking lot, that fuckin thing on fire, have a garden was right. There make it safe, maybe so baking sorted depending on what sort of lighter fluid you use. All I would burn fuckin thing and just.

That mean that the easiest way to do it is one he's not there. You just born that. If you know, if you saw it, you don't like confrontation. I gotta go quality Eliza, I would The quality of life, ok, sky. I mean you want you want the problem gone. So I would burn, is fundamental. And I would just have three other ones sitting there if in the Gulf and just say, listen to every other week, you gotta do this man, ok because not only does you tell smell like shit, then you wipe it on you. Of your guess, my white and that's great We can affect the level of post is that not only you're gonna get, but I'm gonna get peace. If we come, I bring a woman home comes in here and she smells I fuckin towel and she's taking me or even if she does, she doesn't want that thing on earth. Fucking upper lip right. Smell like ass. Despite the,

you showering everyday, it's not you it's your tower. It needs to be. Our job. Is fucking the thing in a safe way. Ok accidently, burned down your parliament, that's on you! If you take of course, as you gonna take it a court over that, I think is another gives you don't fuck unfair Got a fucking target if one has got the in places and just go by I would say the same thing over and over again, that's all Can he added that? Should have another remit that home guy thing when you fuckin. Live like a goddamn animal I've. Never, MR that latin dishes, I love and all that shit I never did that. I will I'll. I was clean, dusk was always a fucking mess context

I have received all over the fuckin place, but when it came to food, Hygiene plates trash being thrown out. That stuff was all taken care of a right, Michael, This might be all over. The place are right, but Clean Ro the mood, Billy salmon skin. I was a good one. You fuck it asshole! Alright my boyfriend s been a fan of yours for a couple of years,. Well. That was a lady saying that that makes it even funnier. Look at you, you're odd shit in somebody can beg you killing it on two fronts. My boyfriend has been a fan of yours for a couple of years and yes, I really have sections. Where was he introduced me dear comedy and projects the beginning of last year? And since then I ve been a fan. We ve been

indifferent towns for the last last couple months and I was finally able to go visit him for Thanksgiving its venom. On time and I needed to scratch my it's there. So we're getting ready to get intimate, and I tell him to play something because we didn't The romanian Harrison that our throes of passion and lo and behold it turns on your podcast, oh my god, it's fucking, weird he goes. He was one hundred percent ready to do it with your voice. In the background. Needless to say, my mood was killed. Thank you Billy. I don't. I don't tell you to play it during your love, making Jesus Christ. What do you want me to you? Gotta talk to him what They want the sound of my voice going on. In the background. You have a crush on me already. One of the few. Males who has the ability to be laughing while coming at the same time. That is Two emotions possible.

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I was in some fuckin bar over here. Was he would take it. I was singing along to the sun. Before neophyte goes all right, that's creepy, I guess it was Ringo STAR yours. Sixteen, your beautiful you're, not even taken right just listen to the melody Bob out? Oh yeah, bad about the beautiful you abide. Suppose I that's creeping, I'm like yeah creepy singing about another age, go. Under age way. It was said that nowadays they sing that Fuckin Sweet Carolina talked about that is zillion fucking time here. That song about Caroline Kennedy, when she was like twelve. Hands touching hands reaching. Touching you touching me, fuckin creepy,.

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Fourteen though it now please write. No bankers scan, oh by the way Podcast teachers have been flying off the shelf, so I'm gonna. Take you guys, For raw, clear out my garage get nervous. Whenever I have anything new to self, then always gonna be what am I going to deal with? Send it back. Honduras. New bankers scan a Billy boy suppose, supposedly the housing market is on the rise again, but the reasons for it aren't being told big banks are buying a ton of homes across the country and cash with the intent to read them out. Not so bad. Haven't you realize that they're going to take those rental payment Ruben, together as a security and sell them to investors, just like they did with the mortgage securities that take the economy, so they buy Sickly made millions of people homeless, so they could buy back these houses cheaper and then

the back to us at prices that will probably rise over time because they own the house's outright When will we then here's a the article. Why open Its wings, I don't understand, what a security is uneven and what the fuck that is. All I know is that every time that I have caused extra goes to let the principle on my house. And that's the way you do a very young, stony you haven't how shit don't biased thing where you can just make the payment by something weaken, knocked down the principle because thanks? They do on everything and evil. I pay off my house stupid stomach Even when I pay off my house. Even then, it's just a matter of time before the owner again they just for me to die. And then they're gonna get it back again. Awful they own everything

Fucking own everything, because anyway just want to let you know you ve helped me through a lot my life and can't. Thank you enough thanks to do what you do a go. Fuck yourself, no worries. All right well as well read more about this banking thing. It's double w w DOT, mother Jones, DOT, com, slash politics, slash two thousand thirteen, its backslash. By the way Backslash, eleven backslash Wall Street dash buying dash foreclose dash homes, or we could just put the link up for aging. Alright, I gotta get to wrap this up. People's was about the fucking tourist. Anything you aging dear Bill Bill Sullivan, forty. Three years old and people tell me that I look like them in my early thirties Adam. The care much but think about it, but I am

ain't you about it. So obviously I do I added that part, he said, but every now and then by friends tell me I should be taking advantage of it. I dont really What that means, I'm single- and I date here and there should I looking for young tail Jesus Christ, they have to spell it out for you absolutely go get yourself, a Letterman sweater. Maybe look like a twenty two the fuck is wrong with you. You know what you were raised right, or were you you're, forty three single a major, a psycho like me Is that what the kids call it young tale? Should I show up to an archaic fire concert in skinning genes in life tweet the cancer. How do I take advantage of looking and feeling young? Do you don't want to do that? before it reached what a bag of thirty one by all means, go away, go where you know it Whatever you want to fuck, whom I tell you what you should back I always just had a number that I couldn't

Below and as I got older, that number one higher, that's just just basically what and I really think you're a fucking Crete if you're thirty eight and you can fuck it twenty two year old, you're, a fucking creep around the thirty eight I were. I wouldn't go younger than twenty six twenty six starting it weird when You talk about. So what are you? You got you gonna go to graduate school. You know what you get a fuckin prostate check Are you take advantage of looking and feeling? I don't know just be glad you gave great genes, go out there and try to find love all right. Sir Lyster, you dumb ass friends, usually out their Falcon eighteen year old. That's what I do have a miserable married guy our ideas, the wrap up everybody. I support calls for this week over excited the european tourist. Finally, here.

I want to thank everybody. Rob ITALY for raw live in your lives. The way you do when you wonderful food and all that I'm definitely come back. I fucked of this place. I am actually looking for to go in France, where they even alike I smelled, and everybody says they treat you rudely. I still want to go. But yet thank you, everybody bought tickets, so I could actually afford the fuckin come here. I need some pizza get some heartburn. You know what, round and go and creepy churches and all that money. The document I really appreciate so my tourist starts. Whereas, if start it starts on Wednesday, In Glasgow, The Glasgow can hear me opening my phone drawing to check the data. It goes Wednesday I'm Glasgow December for December, fit them in Amsterdam. For today Is by myself, what am I, do their job describe pot, brownies and horse in the windows

the seventh and eighth the weekend in London on the night them Dublin on that them in Helsinki on the alert some in Copenhagen on the twelfth I am in Oslo, the thirteenth In Stockholm, on the fourteenth of drifting thy, wrap it up and make big Iceland I come home. All fuckin jet lag with frostbite right, I'm looking for telling you guys all the stories are next week. My part castaway from London and the final we gap that opium Reykjavik. Iceland are right. Traveling the world not having any guess

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