hey what's goin on his bill burn is time for the monday morning now it isn't how god dammit it's time for that thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast tree of czech eg you just like the frog gold cards today of christmas music and other countries is a strictly and american thing i can imagine you're in england and they give a shit about being crosbie girl tree glistened in drivers to bear even have like enough fields over their first labels to go through right there's fuckin room over there in england it's all been developed

that's why we ended up coming over here was it because of religious differences too much urban sprawl over there even back and the sixteen hundreds that's why people's teeth in england so goddamn crooked snuck as i don't take care the teeth the raw mash together i'm sorry i had no intention of getting on this broadcasts insulting the great state of england bureau there's a lot of great states out there right rhode island connecticut in english england is an incredible states about the size of new jersey you gotta admit man for such a small country that did you know we ve done we let themselves be no around the world for better or for worse depending on what side of the queen you sit not why would i underline what the fuck i'm talking about you know i don't give a shit cause technically i'm on vacation

i don't even feel that i really feel it i need to be making an effort at this point who knows are probably lose another fuckin advertising we're trying to sell we're trying to sell pencils over need the united kingdom where we just felt some of your sum of yours statements they just went beyond comedy just kick out into a area that we didn't feel was inclusive those people everything's a question they like really taken the peseta usa you know i just felt like you're not we just fill it you're not doing the job we need to be done that needs to be done that you're going to be unemployed during the holidays that would be best the ultimate passive aggressiveness is you walk around and you don't

have the common decency just just beat stand their flat folded and be the count that you are instead you do everything with questions so that's when i stole your password for your bank account and depleted all your saving so i'm sorry i'm writing this from the cayman islands anyways are bad back in boston baby lotta bees a lottery shawl lorraine a passable rebel i'm a cage a myth that of sailor we get up date back in the day when i was young our back here in boston and this is my first christmas is dead pretty exciting

i made a promise to myself that i was not going to flip out at all i was just going to be i was gonna be is rosy as my daughter's chicks are right now cause she's teething and i was able to do that until i picked up the rental car i lost my should twice many three times vaguely remember taking my head off and throwing it as hard as i can down at the empty passenger see you know like it was the end of the game and there was a terrible call like somebody scalded touchdown they said away you didn't make a football move and now i gotta be be on the road during the playoffs off here's what happened we had a very early flight and this is a this time i was flying not a second time second type with my wife and daughter but first and we did

my kyoto was so young you don't owe me it was like bringing a loaf of bread with you she was really into being held back then snuggled in all its type stuff will now my kids mobile go in mumbai i believe she's what they call cruising at this point which mean she's she can pull itself up on a table and then walked side decided do like all kinds of stuff like that although yesterday she actually let go the table turned around and then each for something else that she's never done that before what she would do will be like while its way over there i'm not going to go down oh my butt crawl half a step and then pull myself back up again this is the first time you know she did sort of a rustling move like coming off the rope spinning around she did everything but a flying kicks so my days are numbered as far as

they now being able to stick or in a general area ex turning my back and expecting her still be there so now yeah she wants to move around i got say something she was an absolute angel on the plane the way to my ear and other shit here what the fuck is going on the whole podcast sorry at my headphones what fucking advertiser that's right that's right i was on google plus well i'm sorry for the guy mumbling in the background it was some crazy relative this is some old guy talking about how the u s and the giant chinese china need to communicate also we need to do what are we all just fuckin leave each other alone how about that

about we stay over you stay over there you shoot you missiles at yourself will focus throw our shit ourselves if we feel like we want to kill somebody why don't we just do what is in everybody in the world just grow the fuck up all of this bullshit about fucking going to war and all that crap it's just a bunch of rich people at the top thrown temper tantrums because they want some sort of oil or they want some sort of land they want some sort of water out lead or they don't feel that your praying to the right fuckin person or they don't like your former government who gives a fuck you you think i like all my neighbours i'll dislike anyway neighbours but you know in the past

i haven't might like my neighbors music i when i lived in new york i didn't like the smell of their food i didn't like listening to them arguing are fucking or what do you know what you do in new york city what did i ever go did i go on the fuckin war path i did i fucking you know suck upon somebody ass they came walking out of the apartment though i didn't you know why cause i'm a fucking adult right i think it is high time that democratic public goods the pentagon and anyone who wrote a book and just grow up fuck and grow up already i can hear you i cannot believe that war is still legal the risk of sounding like a fucking tree hug i believe that it say i'd still legal this is this is my simple theory that i worked out by myself so there was no one there to argue with me so completely makes sense definitely believe that

have to be a little sick to want to lead a nation so i think that you got a lot of work in complete lunatics in power a day they make those choices like like what's his face martin she'd in the dead zone the birds were away gentlemen the birds are away right that's gonna how i look at most these fuckin people that run corporations and all that take the shit and i don't know what happened this the just got depressing which is why i dont want the fucking news will this plenty of water there's plenty of food is plenty of room for everybody if everybody would just fuckin relax you know and quick pekin over the offence to see what other people have be happy with what the fuck you have we given

giant farmers market every sunday ok well you got a barrel of oil oh yeah we we got a boxer snickers bars how about that will do a little fucking changer anyway some flying on the goddamned i'm sorry for the fucking audio i don't have time to change that shit i apologize for the guy mumbling in the background it sort of my tribute to the dark side of the mountain you know that guy's mumbling knowledge if there really is no dark side of their own it's all doc so we did great on the plane everybody was love it might die you don't she was just pekin over the seats wave and everybody flight attendants will carry her walking up and down the aisle it was great by the end she had everybody love it or just smiling and waving i'm going to try that on a flight i'm going to start taking over the seat just smiling and waving at people like fucking lunatic well i got

i was fuckin song is in my head the daughter has this lu lu car but when you fuck and turn it on as it does it go i love driving on the road to do be be carrying out around the town waving to allow me smiling waving b b over and over again so anyways i did great on the flight i mean you know i made a promise that i was going to feel about this whole this whole trip i was i was able to do until the rental car right tell me when you just stay here working during my vacation data come in and help it out ok so anyways ike we gotta get off the plane

and its usual battle between a man and a woman the guy's thinking ok which bags we also have to pick up a rental car there's gonna be all these fuckin people there right gonna be bunch of people travelling it's gonna take forever get the bags don't i while you guys wait to get the bags i'll get on the fucking bus the rental car bus and i will go over to pick the fact the rental car you know laugh is a human right always was won by the way she didn't transition just to be progressive and give you the information she's a woman so she wants to be social i thought we could go grab one this is me imitating you right now

although we could all go together she just gave me the finger in my country we have three check bags i didn't want to check a bag i was going travel all good my kids get screaming i didn't want to check it back i was just going to pack like i was going to go do a funny pun with some shit right his appearance a couple a headliner shirts swipe plants in a t shirt right but she's just say what a fine if we go out to eat what if we can some christmas care so we need spaces could you just please break a giant i took up my fucking bag did you know i didn't even use the last time i went to europe because i finally learn how to fuckin pack so we had three of those fucking things so

am i correct you're off the plane first cause a ride up front like fancy people stand down there for a good fifteen twenty minutes while the rest of the people file down and then will stand there for another five minutes before the belt turns on and then for the belt turns on and everybody's excited it's just going to shut off and really be like what the fuck and then another belt to belts olbers gonna turn on ok and some small ports is going to figure out the that's actually were a flight is exceptional tell anybody because he's a selfish cunt stand over there and then gradually people start noticing faces from their flight to belts over getting bags not telling everybody so they can get out the taxi line before anybody else than is going stampede fuckin people this basically what's gonna happen and this is the reason why i dont check back ok

but in loyalty and dedication to you in our little family unit i chose to do that so all this shit's gonna be going down a right we stand there going what the fuck is going on me while i could be over there getting the car i write and then i could get the car just as the belt starts i can already be driving back smiling waiting b b my i like picking up my car to two b b so much to my surprise she goes all ok my gps so if you guys have ever been to boston but i dont know what this fucking city has again signage they plenty of signs but none really tell you where to go they're all sort of vague

in his arrows poor pointing you in the general direction and that at the last second the place you wanna be do you want to make the turn right behind that road is driving forty miles an hour will be assigned pointing at the road that your currently passing with whatever it is it you're looking for in the smallest print ever so i get on the bus i walk out the bus is right there i'm like bear right i have my fucking you know i got my confirmation number and everything i see some dad dead commonalities his family i'll get on the bus he has to carry on in a child see where's the wife she's with the kids she carried the kids on you know the ones that can walk with their own power and they go and sit down to this poor bastard inspected the curb

get the child see all these fuckin assholes on the bus just staring at the guy it's like people were all in the same team here we can go until this guy this poor bastard gets all this shit on the bus about your help out right everybody stay and this is the guy comes fuckin full running over scott stupid chair the child seating scientists reach out needs it to me right i just spoken i don't even think he said thank you he fuckin runs back i put the chair up where it needs to go he shows up the two bags i help em up one blah blah blah blah blah sets everything down and i wait for a big hey man thanks a lot in a little dad fist bob he doesn't say anything you just looks at his wife and smiles and goes there alone then walks back to where his wife and kids are and all they give us what a pocket where's my pat on the back i didn't have to do that then fuckin word

so then immediately my head am i got this current he's gonna fuck in management positions doesn't he's got expense account i don't like to be on the fucking rental car bus i was just like you know what the fuck this guy this guy somebody's boss and he's a i shouldn't have done that right what am so the bosses poland up it's fucking jam packed with people do in fact headcount raby go by the blue line a third us gets off and i think it is a fuck i recently just switched over to hurts because budget as their head up there s so all i'm thinking is i gotta get off this fuckin bus the part that first start so that stand in the line because my if he's probably god knows now that i'm over years probably get in the bags and she's gonna be like see it wasn't then see i was actually right say so anyways the boss doors open

on the second person off the bus it's one those buses that's dragon another bus that's how big it is in i shamelessly with my backpack sprint past everybody sprint forty nine years old aright sprinting but it did it at their dead than it did it at their dead dead did that fucking running and it fell films could have film this and show it in fog in slow motion right back burner ban a bad apparent buck and run by everybody on the person in one person in line in herds and he's already being help we're gonna run all the way up and i'm right fuckin there once you know i couldn't believe it there was some other lady up there and she just goes hello sir welcome to hurts

can i help you out on my god my god this is so much better the budget ok i got my fuckin reservation number ready cause i know i know they're not going to my car ready consists everyday go and discard too good so she goes what's the last name a bird she goes bar oh i have your reservation preservation right here make you gotta be kidding me i goes it unless you being it's an suv do you got a kid see we gotta kid see you got one of those little safety safe parking fog passes so i got through the guardian tunnel yes we do bang bang bomb by smiling wave and she's great i i got you gotta be shut me so i buck and walk out i make a right space number nine ten bear she is i throw my bags in the back pocket get in the car

now trying to figure out how to get out there like fifty sides it say egg the exit drive and fuck encircled trying to get out of here and i start to start losing my shit a little bit every time i go to rent a car i always have to double back because everything says exit maybe i'll says exit and then you realize all that's for me if i just pulled out he itself fuckin stupid so i pull up in you know i do the whole thing a thank you very much shouted out yet it will see later then rising pulling out go wait a minute is our child sweetness sing i turn around there's no child see i just talked to the lady the falcon way and she told me that was gonna be one in there like an asshole i took fuckin word for it i took a fuckin word for that god they're fucking people were gonna put up

car seat and then they don't have it and i'm driving out now i pull over and now there's somebody behind me beeping because i've on the cut and i was like looking back in disbelief i shut off the car i opened the back in that's right now i got back in to see that there is no car seats upstart lose my shit this guy behind me beeps award try not to get mad at me fucking cocksucker lose my mind i got some are figure out how to go back in so driving around in my brains going don't call you wife right now don't call your wife so what do i do call my wife she picked the phone i go there this fuckin asshole forgot to put a car seat near she goes over we're here we have the bags but there didn't they lost my mom's bag and oversight is turning into plain strains and automobiles this nice smooth trip my kid was great

my wife agreed that i could break off and actually efficiently get the car where they wait for the bags they had my reservation they had every thought the acute from all that i needed in the car i know i know was conscious and i just i somehow i went off on millennials like they're running hurts like it's not a bunch of people from my generation and older and i thought it through my had done screaming at the top of my lungs every curse word i could possibly muster up going goddamn fuckin millennials they can fucking do anything right because they spend their entire life looking at a fuckin screen they can solve any problems because any time they have a problem they either called their parents or fuckin ober in somebody shows up and pull them out you know like a fuckin helicopter pilot vietnam just comes chopper and in and live sum up out of their fuckin problems

so fuckin drive back at buck in poland as i come walk around get ready for battle this fuckin heard guy from parts comes woken up because a warrior i go yet i was supposed to have a child see i don't have one goes well i can help you with that i would was so nicely diffused all my anger they walked around the back it goes our ideas it child seats which one do you how old you choose which one do you want i go the one that's gonna not make my kid die still little angry we gotta get me look like a little harsh so he goes i mean how old are you kidding i'm like eleven months we got to get a black one and we gotta get pinkish one boy or girl i go it's a girl because i will get the pink one and then he literally this again in his sixty she goes not to say that the directive on fear of a boy i said do you don't have to do that progress of shit with me any laughed you know

but gives fine not to say if they wanted to reject a general neutral argue kid was already transitioning eleven months started don't election covering its tracks i can stop it run for office so my god my god this guy's great as always i flipped out i'm a fucking asshole i should have looked all i had to do is look and if i looked i gotta just met this guy would have a fine so he gives me to see that guy how do i get this in their egos legally i'm not allowed to put that seat in or tell you how to do it for illegal purposes any promptly turns and walks away energies walk away like so that's it you're just gonna walk away and he doesn't say a fuckin word guy smiley just now i know we heard me just turned and walked away that was it and i was like out so this is why the child seats wasn't in there

because they are not going to put it in there even though they know how to put it in there but they don't want to have the liability so coarse now i gotta put the fuckin thing in there i figure out how to look at in and this thing has enough goddamn slack on it it's like a fuckin you ever see those youtube videos where they start you know their film in some kid that they're pulling down the street like a fuckin wagon oh i don't know what a buggy board or resigned skis was role escapes that's how this thing's flying around i just like fuck it we'll figure it out so i had backed united always another great thing about logan airport this is how bad sign ages in boston when you poland logan airport just to give you a heads up if you drive back what the fucking rental car you drive into the airport is going to be a giant king sign every air carrier that they have the airport it'll save letter a united

fucking air air fuck in brazil blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah be dealt american airlines air ethiopia yadda yadda yadda all abc d you have to drive by sift through every fucking airline theory is ok as you drive and by thirty miles an hour with somebody beeping behind you if you're lucky you find your airline and then for the love of god memorize the letter because after that they're not listing any more fuckin airlines it just gonna say b c day that's all abc d and you tell me what the fuck was might well where i was picking up the rental car sorry past said sign so now i'm like what the fuck so i have to call nea

as i already said by area like nea what terminally and she asked me be right is i'm driving by be and i fuckin have to do this hard right i go in there and writers i pull in i see on the you know the actual you turn it there's a sign that says being lists all of them all the airlines super small but this is the greatest single boston it's now before you get to the turn its right after it the fucking worst out here so we poland do you know of course it takes me another three phone calls once and indeed to figure out where the hell my wife is we then fill up the fucking car there's not enough fucking room because they gave us like a mid size suv i mean actually thank god my mother laws bag didn't come because we want had the fuckin room anyways

ended up being an ex like she got its thank god for that so but now i'm thinking like a woman go back to the airport have to put somebody in a fucking cab with their bag and then i get on somebody lost my shit elastic twice that once called mia i guess that's once and then i lost my shit yelling about millennials for whatever reason as if their already running hurts my apologies to millennials ok you guys you just like hipsters okay you gettin way more shit than you deserve you not all bad right so i fucking and then a yielded the yelled at the fuckin car corsica you know who now i dont believe his mood i think we all just attacked ok i worry absolutely here's your kid see go fuck yourself that was his wife

legally go fuck yourself so anyways i am i finally find where my wife is we bring all the bags out we stick everything in and i gotta get on the ted williams tunnel which really is really should have been in an episode of the dukes it has it if they rebuilt the dukes a hazard as a rebuilding every fuckin shot the amount of a fuck over that the big dick was the fucking ted williams tunnel starts up its four lines across like while this is great then it goes down to three then it goes down the two who bill a fucking to land fuckin tunnel in the last twenty thirty years who the fuck is done that like the entire big digg is it's like two fuckin lanes that goes down to one lane

it's three down the whole fucking thing it's just everybody merging underground it is absolutely fuckin head traffic like a picture was all the people that scandal living a giant houses with their own fuckin helicopter flying over all of it not giving a shit what sums that's not true but in my head that i'll make sense so i am missing my turn when i came out of the tunnel because you know i'm in the tunnel my gps did work and so you actually get on the mass pike and their signage is so bad there is actually an exit you can get off work all this signage on how to make a u turn to drive back to the fuckin exit that they know that you missed this but they pocketed all the money for others signage they should have fuckin had they just have one fuckin sign which is the u turn to send you back in

which is why everybody a boston is so goddamn funny because they do shit like that laugh about it and pocket the money and then everybody else is having an absolute shit fit flipping out saying hilarious stuff about millennials are god knows what i think i finally figured it out what they know why there's somebody fucking funny comedians come on a boston i would say because of the lack of signage just keeps you this planes trains and automobile mode twelve months out of the fucking year everybody in boston you now that you know they know how to get to work not causes the signs cause they memorized it everybody's got one eyed fuckin memory out here it's certainly not the fuckin signs are i think i made my goddamn point let me do a little luck a little reading it but anyway we're here at the hotel every

good i actually worked out yesterday i'm gonna try to stay on my diet and like take my spots where i'm gonna be or i'm gonna be eaten bad but whatever i don't have anything planned i just want to hang with family and friends it's gonna be great and you know its awesome about happen the kid is there's no no it gives a shit about you anymore it's perfect you kid is the star the show you just come walkin in a bill i do add though a great below my kids my kid cute like over those cheeks it's over just get the statement in the background seven a drink oh oh by the way you know my wife's given me pressure she sector even stay sober this whole fuckin trip i can't get out of the hotel burma conquered and the hotel by just get also get a fucking call a fuckin solar assumption what one is fucking drink that people order

can i get a club sodden alone make i'm gonna dont get it down ok drafting everybody fantasy football season is coming to a close it's time for the tony awards everyone and the sadness is really starting to set in just the football seasons eddie there's a word for your suffering season otis what value season long league might be done it's not too late to draft a new team and win money doing it with one week fantasy football at drafting drafting there is so many ways to play choose from public contest with huge cash prizes are private contest where you can compete against your friends there either they even got beginner and casual conscious will you play against people of a similar scale level the best part you ought to actually going to do this as i am ashamed that how few people's names i know in the league

i just wish i could order all do you know the complete set of football cards for the season i can look at em like flashcards when i did as a kid my last time i tried to collect football cards in the two thousands it was only adults doing it so they were deliberately trying to make them a rare anyways the best part is you get to draft a new team each week in drafting a team is arguably the best part of fantasy aside from winning cash that is just it's ok sir just ass travis from los angeles he turned a three in a dollar entry into a thousand bucks or gary from houston who turned his three dollar entry into fifty grand dirty must stay at a fuckin ten team play huge cash prizes in bragging rights away only a draft kicks what the fuck do i get credit for that if there's no goddamn link i was gonna go there click on the microphone and add my name blur they don't even tell me to do that maybe a line that half the copyright owner so

said people that's all i got i got one read you know down like one advertiser now whatever i'd ever did this to make money i didn't make my type my gigs to make money so what have whatever the fuck am i changed my stuff ok these people don't like me fuckin bring it up the clan every once in a while during a fuckin read what am i supposed to do my supposed to be like like that time rush decided to jump on the hip hop wagon and make a fuckin wraps on i'm supposed to do how did that work out for those guys you know something is trying to tell me that neil pure the reason they retired because his body hurt so much from all those years applying better she really may be said regulate back that guy we need to do is let's get a fuckin really good misuse he must have one i don't know

you gotta get a jet eye level must seuss i swear to god like the woman that i go to right now is workin on my calves which had been glued up for like almost fifty years at this point i dont know what she's doing but takes like two fingers right fuckin presses against my cats it feels like i have a ball of hornets in my fuck you can't buy wish you guys could see me this thing i'm just common up off the table like a fuckin mere kid is america's imagine a mere cat that's ball screaming in pain are we like the cox i'm not an athlete we all know this i do stand a comedy i can't have now i get wide professional athletes like every week decision sitting in a tub of ice there get the fuck emphasised in all of that

bodies is so goddamn fucked up i feel like my body was like how bad it got was part which is why have all of these injuries are nowhere you know and i am now down to one injury my fucking rotated cup which i can't seem to get it to heal because i don't have the fucking patients and i miss pawing drums too much i just start a sit down in play and then i do something else to fuck it up again and such an idiot but anyways i don't know maybe because i'm a fan or whatever i just hope that he finds a really good fucking like a jedi level miss the sioux sir and a good chiropractor he takes a couple years off and then he comes back a bad bad their baggage dan anyway speaking of music a good friend of mine you know

your friend ever a better friend them when they tell you about a new fuckin ban the end up loving i don't know what the name of the drummer is out of the name of the band is the name of the guy who is actually the drummer i don't know but this is banned or this guy you surf kemal in the name of the album is black focus in its why u s s e f kemal is k a m a l aright do i gotta tell you the drumming the music first of all in the and is incredible but the drumming on this album the best way to scribe it would be like could somehow merge like a quest love type a player tony williams like that break beat fuckin aims brow quest love

tight drummond with like that tony williams vibe even has like the black dot heads on his times and has a little bit of that sound it's fuckin incredible and ass you got it listen to the album isn't enough action tweeted out a link to want to like the ban playing live and the person thank god filming it was for once based on the drama from aside this guy is like one of those guys that it's just like he's playing from his spirit in his life a trance when he's fucking playing is unbelievable and i went online to see if they were going to be in the states they seem to be overrun europe right now but i will cancel a fuckin gig to go see that ban that's how good they are used come on the name of the almost black focus

check it out if you get a chance would we up to our thirty nine minutes over the dead it's christmas are giving you some extra time you brought by the way brought by the way gonna to game went streak i believe and this six and three in the month of december i finally have a chance at least what some of the highlights had been so busy and happy twentieth birth dated share we mac avoid who at his first gordy how hack trick the other night inflows you don't watch aki a gaudy how had trick is a goal and assist in a fight it is first fight i would love to interview somebody like a charlie mac avoid war he's not a good but like i would love to interview them as far as like ass he came up plain okey anything he played any legal you could fight so this is his first any came right straight from eu last year unlike march or april an immediate impact

so i think i'm wondering if this was his first hockey fight period and like what is going through your head when you go to drop the gloves like and you fight not in each level means fighting somebody alone brutal now someone's gonna have their cell phone cable but actually do it on television and it takes a lot of fucking balls i always wanted like what's going through their head in fighting on skates it's the only way to learn how to do it is to do it it's like stand a comedy like you could stand in your room and fuckin rehearse in front of a mirror but it's all out the window the second you get onstage so i guitar we could practice you don't rehearse with the band and all of that shit even then just going to be that extra level of nervous is good now people are watching you that's my favorite thing about all that stuff like

doing any sort of acting in front of a crowd and all of that is just or plain you know rehearsal with abandoned and plain from them i always loved that the rush of you know when you look at each other before you start is that like oh here it is all of that work now here it is this week in pull this off we gonna shit the bed or whatever it is that part that's the difficult part they know we got like a lot of lines or like this some sort of drum fill and when you get on the other side of it and hopefully pulled it off yeah i got it all down health and then you relax and then you fuck up i don't mean relax in a good way i should probably say loose focus by the way that something i've been working on by my drumming is mighty yours has been telling me for every each is basically

to sum up what he says is fine fifteen minutes a day of focused practice several members fifty immensity of focused practice is better than four hours of a dvd player what i would do good it's bad times for a minute tower power squid cakes and we work on that for fucking two minutes let me do this global ban you just all over the fuckin map the bee literally like if you're trying to learn to speak another language rather than just trying to learn a phrase or two a day sticking with that for weeks becomes part of something that you could just up immediately as you think it you would try to learn like fifty words a day and then the next day to fifty different words so i ve been working on and on that and i am they had all been doing is just like doubles

working on just a double stroke role with accents and i've been working on that since fucking november all of a sudden something clicked i am sure i'm finally so fuck and excited that that i've been able to do that so so if you're out there man woman gendered person whatever drummer you are do you know most creative people have massive levels of fucking eighty and it's not cause you stupid stock as you like focus issues you have a very creative brain you think of something which makes you think of the next idea and the next idea and the next idea practicing is not creating its working on an idea that you have that makes sense if you just work on that and i in

my fifty minutes like i'll be plain doubles right and then i was going to be like i was stressing paradiddles in a big bill bill back to the cc just at the keep hitting the reset button daddy like i had to practice out of focus locked up is that sounds but you know if you work on a little bit every day you know because i think if i can fuckin do it that my lack of musical ability if musicians who listen to this if you actually fuckin try that on any instrument or whatever i'm telling you you start to see results it's fuckin awesome but you can actually apply the plague it's fuckin amazing so anyways the celtics whether brought a bronze today have won a pig and then on saturday they the red wings

and then the celtic said the bulls that night i write it back in the day before i was a dad i would have gone to both games bingo bangor and i carry my buzz from the bruins game right to the celtics but i'm a dead now so i can't fucking do that's which means i watched the game but i am going to go to the celtics balls i m doing that taking a couple of family members therefore a yellow christmas so brave from there i know it's just a bold but the next sunday plays on christmas day that's not going to work out art my stomach growl and here i gotta go get somebody merry christmas to everybody happy hanukkah appy kwanzaa happy i dont celebrate the holidays to you whatever it is you made an to twenty seventeen twenty eighteenth gonna be even better for you are right go fuck yourself have a great we can you cuts and i will talk to you on monday hopeful about another patriot victory

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no one is built in it is the monday morning podcast for monday december twenty five two thousand and nine

what's going on how the hell are you how are you last week did you miss me my she was surprising money emails i got what people are doing what happened you fuckin die just me sure you're all right you know in brittany murphy die you know did you die i felt really bad about that you know i never saw you remove these voting i felt as bad as you fail when somebody you don't know dies you know when people try to get light when they get all really sad about somebody famous dying because you know you never madame and then they try to use it as an excuse to get out of working no he said i used to watch clueless was my mother we isolate every day as i can function right now shut up fuckin lazy twat go in there and do your end of the year bullshit so we can get out the fucking christmas party you know

you didn't know our ok you didn't know i didn't know where nobody knows her people now but nobody we know you're fucking idiot just do your fucking job will intensify basically i didn't do a special last week because i was under the weather and you can tell him still getting over it i have the feeling the swine flu son you know little that little black on i decided christmas cookie i may occur miss cookie did you make a christmas cookie aversion vague yes i did i keep them today traditions alive in my house don't go out for the holidays anymore i do you know what i've been a lot of your wishing you don't if you're stuck in an airport and if you are i feel fear because i've been there and what you can two right now is the exact

fucking reason that i don't go home for the holidays other than the fact i had to get out my life here is i'm telling you you go anywhere where even remotely remotely has a snowflake and the day you're going to travel god knows there's gonna be four inches of fuckin snow and whether men are going to act like it's gonna be forty feet of snow that's one thing i've i've noticed in my lifetime where somehow whether as book like an action movie you know it's my girlfriend leaving closing the squeaky door no concern for the record in a bright they can do what they want to do you know so anyways yeah but beckoning it was four inches of snow that was it it was it's gonna snow on thursday

it wasn't like all my fire angie evacuees don't you they'd always fuckin scared the shit out of all people rightly fucking you know those guys it's it's like forges snow in people go going down in the supermarket like buying provisions on powder and bread and shit it's like it's four inches of fucking snow you know what is the worst case scenario a scenario right what what is it forges a snow even for a little old lady is up your ankles ok if you have a problem people can get to you you know even if there was a forest now which is a lot of focus now ok it was to say you didn't have any food you can still just take a handful of fuckin snow stick the glass let it melt let it cooled down you don't get a fucking snow cone headache and any have water and you can

for a long time on just water it's a foot of snow these i can assholes they scare the shit out of people so why not this has to do with people being stranding and stranded in an airport all i can say is i'm so site i'm not one of those people but anyways getting back to last week i did my mind my latest stand up special let it go and i did it at the the filmore in san francisco the original filmore right now should we go i will only mean original filmore whereas at me i thought that that was too filmore west but evidently it isn't too filmore auditorium whereas i think they therefore like general sixty five to sixty eight and then sixty eight they move down the market street and that became the filmore west that's worth upload and i think the who and all those guys played sounds a little supporting when i play the filmore and realise that one

went into the green room bathroom i wasn't actually urinating in a place where john bonham took a shit i was disappointed with that guy my girlfriend is wearing some sort of fur vast what is that what old lady died and then you bought that is that like estate jury accepts a vest does it make any sense you look well a deville ensemble me death you dress very sensibly legacy put on it then you put on the little fir thing to add a little little edge to you so people like you you're gonna be plain jane during the holidays now i eight those fucking shoes with passion if you always what if you ever with you why those shoes and a first date there never what about a second date really

if you think you think those things a fucking she's got to bruce shot up she's got these bruce lee corrupt fucking slats valley there horrible their ballet flats wanted then prove get out of here doesn't everybody to sam you know your girlfriend has a pair of shoes you just fucking hate her come trouble shoes these look i like a mere comfortable you know swear to god and she left you know it's fuckin unbelievable is yours money is when you hook up either hook up with it short girl any seer easier in the club bright and you davidson right don't worry i'm gonna get to jersey shore and you got let's talk about that right now let's saga

that little smoky girl ok let's just let's just say she didn't have fucking triple f tidies let's just say she didn't have those and she was more proportion actually convinced that she actually doesn't have a torso she just has ass entities and the ass is at the same level as as her tidies whatever you know the short girls and they they were like those forage fuckin heels and it just makes some their legs look unbelievable you know i swear to god you have the bangemann those shoes because when they d get him out of the shoes you just it's like become like this little dwarf all of a sudden and their walk around and they have that little thong on any does it just for it's fucking weird you now societies is europe the girl and you go out with their want of they dress up and there they look

at their shoes ok they're like which shoes am i gonna where i got look sexy but i can't make it look like you know every time i see a day i'm dive and on it like a war here of dives on a fuckin live grenade you know it's a fucking great image does diamond on a fucking filthy horse so they leave those shoes they leave those i'm getting over my boyfriend shoes and home right the king could trails they leave those at home and the big day day they definitely you know definitely sex the fuckin thing up so whatever than they get you are you fall form whatever then you're relationship and then there's that one fuckin day where they feel double enough to wear their little comfortable shoes they're just do now toes and

again and he'll are just on the same legislative flats they were their fuckin flats and their little stretch pants and all of a sudden yankee it's like you walking around like this soccer mom and it's like what happened in the fuckin hardy that i saw work right listen we're like cipher what's the deal what are you comfortable old you draw near so those are hers she ballet flats and i swear to god i know i bring up the leg sweep alive but every time i see i just you know you ever been like in a store with your girlfriend and she's just annoying you and you just start having this like this fantasy of like what if i just walked away right like seriously what if i just walked away like for good

like if it were what are we all lose that easy to get out of a fuckin relationship you know there wasn't a talk wasn't like the whole yeah you know i'm just not you it's me i'm just i'm not happy i'm not happy it up it's not fair for you for media to still be in this thing when they should be out there should be with the guy who who you know he's gonna give you all those emotional things that i can't tonight i don't know why it is but i need to go figure it out and on his very painful for me do i have a lot of guilt even failures way for the last three minutes you don't you can never say like i probably since the second date but you know your fuckin we good so i stuck around and here it is eight months later and i have always hated this couch so sorry i take it right there you know wanna be grateful to you just you just fucked

walk away enforcement envious of those people who like abandon their families not that they do that that's like a terrible thing the do but like i want feel that euphoria at some point life can you imagine how fucking unhappy you are is a man that you have a wife and children and you are so miserable that you're actually cut playing just walking away from it all ok but it's like a fan you're not gonna hear how can i get kids i can't fucking do happy that fucking piece of shit a blue saw you gotta get cigarettes you never come back again but the guys who actually fuckin do what i know there's a loneliness i know there's a guilt but that feel it right as you are standing in the doorway a kitchen on the way a back door you know you just sit in a given you shit or whatever the fuck

is that she's just she's eat that english muffin the way she eats it and the sight of her fucking temples are going in and out and he just came stand it she's do that thing the way she cleared his throat it right like just going like hey honey i'm gonna go return this video ok bearing in mind when you learn your way out there nl i absolutely you know then you get in the car you got your fuckin clothes and there are some shit i mean they should drive out to dry may indeed it must be like what soundly you fuckin listen to what does this sound as anybody ever abandoned a family any listeners what song were you listening to and your ipod when you turn the fuckin corner you know

you gonna feel like tim robins when it comes up out of that fuckin sewer water i'm sure you have your fantasy that you baby sit there on a beach building a boat you know with some tan tidied haughty that you met i'll fuckin facebook rise when you think she's gonna find you ain't gonna have to pay child support you look up always it it's fuckin morgan freeman in a little reservoir dog sue with a fuckin been crosbie had right that's what you fantasize about but in the end up in a fuckin motel six we won't go there but i would love to feel that fuckin that euphoria i felt it a few times what i've skip school be driving on the way to school and all son i just think you know what i don't feel like going today and i would keep going and adjusts way i've no power what's whatsoever that i could control my emotions i would just break into an ear to ear grin and

i would join you ve got a fucking movie i i stood by myself i skipped school by myself became audible i do i driver i would drive out fuckin i go look at that but a nerd i was i go i go look at sullivan stadium with a patriot used to play let's go look at it now go i'll go get it can breakfasted like the i have just thinking be in math class right now i'm eating pancakes and i shall be listening to some guy talking about four outside inside last right soccer i got on this subject we talk about shoes we were talking about shoe so many ways you probably bill how did the taping well if you can hear the fuckin joy in my voice i cannot be it was awesome this first show went far in great and then the second show was just it was over the top

like i said it was at the filmore absolutely legendary place they had all these data all the posters from the bans that have played their you recently they have that roman than they have the classic room where they literally had posters like a pink floyd poster that's it said from england pink floyd it me chills to read like they were like pink floyd that new that they needed some sweet they needed like a hawk to get people to go see him and the hook was that from england you know as a whole in other beetles the wrong stones at that point and i think i think the who would already banned by that point i don't know why but let you know the whole british evasion of happen so there this inner pink can floyd from england from england guys i think you ought to get a chance the call pink floyd i know it's a weird name they had all those kinds of pulses data posted there for letty bruce i found out he did at last

performances were right there damn it just gave me those pumps and it was the first show for showing right i was sweating a little bit because i had taken this fuckin day coil the combination of that in the spotlight so i got to the point about in our two thirds of the way through my set you know fucking tell myself off playing racquetball so the idea they pass that on mercury using a mega be able to give us a second one went went off without a hitch i didn't take any kind medication and i just you know already knew i had a great taping and does so in the second one i just went off and i really felt like i was standing in a comedy club and i was going through tender fifteen minutes chunks where i wasn't even aware i wasn't even thinking that i was taping especial i definitely knew i was but i wasn't like thinking about

that there were cameras there i was just focusing on what i was saying i kind of this trick out a trick my head into doing that which is basically i improv a little bit up front which apps me into the presents the present you i suppose mean a robot mode so aways it was pocket unbelievable they made poster so i posters actually gonna be hanging there how long will hang at their because you're out when those deals they were of them around and who the fuck am i but for a moment it's gotta be hang in there and my parents came out they stuck out my friends and family in this this vip you know alike do you like the old guys on the muppets it was some like that in the back of the room the whole town majestic and there like bill gram we stood there the first time he watched jimi hendrix it was your fuckin unbelievable it was livable and down

i actually i was beyond site at the end of it and now and then it ended i find fuck you relax the little bit and then that's when the sickness that had been trying to get me just completely took over but i don't give a fuck at that point and died it was some alcohol but whatever i want think everybody who came out to make my taping this is something that i will never ever forget to put forming a venue that legendary was very humbling and i'm so site that i i don't know i want i think i have the best performance i've had for tv taping up to this point in my career and i was awesome and i will take everybody who quaint including this guy send me an email you're the after the taping the title of lack lustre this guy who has earned douche bag

the weak yes we body this is one of these things we just can't please everybody and you know what kind of a cunt with which send somebody in email like this in a lack lustre the beauty of the internet that that i really find i think the internet is fuckin hilarious how just any random shithead you know i would just make us i pretty much read all my emails but like you know if you got some bad to tell me you know you got a ninety percent chance i'm gonna fuckin read it i just like that because back in the day you nice to watch tv and i'll be watching people those guys in fucking funny there's this guy some swazi keep two movies but i but it was just to the tv or to the guy sit next to me i can actually get it to the parson so why do you know about that technology since what the guy right here

bill to be honest i was disappointed at your filmore show i am a bit fan but i am also a realist know what that means i guess that means he's expecting something big but i didn't deliver and i to be honest with you bill you didn't deliver i mean what i can't write first off i was very disappointing very disappointed at the record wording of audience applause and laughter i thought it was the opening guys last bit i was the asshole that booed laughter and up oz tracks are weak what he is saying is right before they brought me on the opening act said okay we need you guys do us a favour our cameras count to three and when i count to three i want you guys just everybody laughed like you just heard something that was kind of funny they one two three gaza whatever right and the uk great there was great right now this time i want you to laugh a little bit more like you'd like tactic that was there was really funny

i feel a little louder and then how can i was great now the third time i want you guys the laugh like this is the fund thing i've ever heard one two three nobody will high risk on these crazy so this bows any says you know audience applause tracks and laughter a week it out this is why you are douche bag of the weak because what you did was you assumed that we recording those in an effort just in case i bombed that we were good then gonna use those too laughter but we are actually doing sir was we're testing the levels of the science and we to make sure that we we're gonna be able to i'm sure anything that the audience did that if they found something mildly funny that makes it up enough where they would pick it up but they wouldn't be up so much that if people went crazy

see what happens if off it like overloads i don't know what the technical thing is the microphone shots off basically when it red lines it's almost like a car or something like it sees as up just stops so what you have to do for you go out there and she half make sure that you have you makes at the right level and you do with them a crowd is every crowd is different it's a different group of people there for energy you're trying to do is you gotta capture that lives sound the room so what we were doing there sir was were basically doing audience like sound check they can open the artist comes eyes like two to test want hey hey yo you know all that shit that they do and what you said we can do is also beat you know bringing a voice out loud going away for michael illicit there's a way to do it or whatever they were basis we're doing that for you because they are you done a sound check for me so that's what they were doing you

in moron all right and i understand that you not this business so you you know what that is but you know there was plenty people stand around from the crew that you could ask before you left before you went on facebook fuckin trash me like like our train yet you know that would be almost like like out i lips sink my act that so that's not what was happening sir a right you're fucking douche bag jesus maybe maybe it's on us next special remit show the operator says look and we're not going to use these what we're doing so basically donna subject and plus if this guy half a brain he wouldn't listen to the laughter because most be we're not laughing what what do you say we go with you the funny thing they was screaming so it didn't the audio wouldn't have sounded like i told a joke or what it sounded like some drunk jumped up onstage and was about to take

dick out that's what the crowd sound like i was actually backstage laughing when i was listening to it so there you go sir that's that's what was going on and then he also goes on to say that he just recently hits you saw my last show at the punchline and that he was disappointed there when he went to the dvd recording that he barely heard any new material so he was basically mad that he saw me getting ready for my special and then when he went to go see my special that the jobs that i was working on during the night that he saw me where this in jokes this guy such a fuckin more on so many levels it's like you can't out and wing especial sir you can't do it comic i've tried it i've seen comics go out with a legal pad in some ideas written down there and you'll of moments where european in its go in great but there's a reason why you don't do that right

they have the act ok to improve we would like these fuckin improv people who are in these improv groups and they try to like the whole fuckin thing they do out it's our love to talk for they had the regarding its suggestion you no one is really just off the top you had the first fuckin time you do it because the more you do those imprecise watches improv group every week these come down a laugh backing the first time i saw that while those fuckin amazing but you start watching it after awhile and you like oh that guy he always does this this person always does that and you know and then there's also repeat suggestions give me a job and it's a job you ve heard before you know i'm not shit known those guys but you know it's one of those deals so that's the deal sir that's why where the same material and that's why you heard and that's why we're doing the applause tracks okay so i am not at all i dont know what to tell you do but you know

really fucker knowing that you'd techy dead you know too have to read fuckin email like down on one of the best knights of my fucking career to have put i mean that's that's par for the fucking course what are you and what are you fucking do today there's douche bag in the week i'm trying to do more these my old standards here what have you wanna com a different topics here go somewhere send me an email anyway you never do get to your topics anymore and i think the person was right so i'm trying to work to get back to that shit so let's read a couple more emails here this one's gonna be a little bit short because i haven't done any fuckin christmas shopping because i've been get ready my special anyways built his hit disney email that i got from somebody and this really amaze me this minds it amazes me and i understand that i am not a dark and then i am not a scientist

so i really can't medically defend my positioning other than i just think i'm right on this one aright i feel i don't know if you'll i should do a subject for this but i've got a tonne into a ton of arguments with friends slash strangers about now it's being said that homosexuals are born homeless she was they're saying it's like a gene personally think it's the dumbest forget thing i've ever heard to me it seems like a big excuse so the world will leave the guy a community alone i didn't know the world was was bugging them i've been leaving the gay community alone my entire life that's true i left it's a lot of homophobic shit when i was younger hang on a second fuck him

anyways personally if you want a dick in your ass by all means get done is the red flag people are still saying this you know you got a dream and live keep on track and whoop there is just think it's a choice anyways think it's a choice and you choose to be a flamer if you want to get tactical then how dumb would it be to say yeah dude fuckin michael jordan added gene in his body anyway born out of the bag to be a basketball player i think absolute bullshit and if you're gay who gives a fuck about what the world thanks just do what you want and screw everybody right there are also saying being gay is the new black

who are these people who are saying this are they saying this on tv something of fashion show serve gay as the new black oh you motherfuckers i'm sorry but comparing homosexuals to african american seems like the biggest slap in the face to the black community scale big on saying community and giving back handed compliments anyway i'm a moron in a few what's your opinion on the subject yeah i would agree with you you are a moron and now i think people are born that way and yes i think michael jordan was michael jordan was born with a gift you think you could just practice you don't know how proud i practised to fuck i could never take off from the firelight duncan basketball never changed the game he changed the

i can game he was born he was born with the gift yes he was i think that that's it that's a yeah that's a good sample dockers you're talking about something more like that was a gift will you should he uses example that's like saying you were you came you do what you were born just like pussy you know what was that turning point in your life sir where there was dec on the table in a vagina do you remember like what was it that made you finally make the decision that you were gonna like women think about it there never really was a choice was there you just did it was just natural within you some kind of major where a fuckin dress you now whole fuckin child did you still want to bang jailer cause that's how you wired or right so

can i get you had already arrest you fuckin moura you're more on your more on a right that issue back in four text messaging and then he brought the bible how it says that the fuckin bible using it you know the bible i swear to god i can't i can't get over how stupid most people are who read the fuckin bible where the reading this stuff in it supposed to make them this this this more i don't know what holier person and what does it do it just creates this fucking resentment to other people and everything they think they fuckin end up doing is like they just our lashing out at other people say how do they not see the fuckin irony in that it does and make any sense and how do you not understand that god did right tat book and dark god wasn't yelling down from you know circled about dirt is you know he wasn't doing that our right the tent

mammoths first of all our up came from people right this is ridiculous i'm saying this like i for fact but i think i think all that i think morality a list born a sociopath morality is within you i think your feelings of a higher power and after life all of that are within you that natural feeling of when you do something good you feel good and when you do something bad you feel bad is to me is the higher power i don't need to go to a friggin church or any of that care believe it all that meditating i believe in a lot of stuff but i so i believe that the same you guys could be going like to what is based and you don't know what the fuck you talkin about that's but neither the people in the church they don't know they ve never die they don't know what the fights all fuckin guess

but all i know is that you know i'm not gonna walk around start in the fucking hate people because some fucking book that some guy wrote you know thousands of years it's stupid it's fucking stupid aright you don't know what you're talking about sir the same way you know naturally like you ok being gay was a choice than being heterosexual would be a choice and at some point in your life you tell me when you made that choice when you are written there yet when you will look at it tommy annual looking at stephanie and you like how am i gonna play this how am i gonna can play this thing there's a time when europe little kid whereas a boy girls are gross you got it grows they touch here then you got fuckin germs and then you fucker wipe off you try touch somebody else within member that that dumb shit but during that point because you're fine in them repulsive you're not looking at you

s body go at all what i love to get him in the tree for you now you just go play football they gradually get a little bit alder right the girls get a little more physically attractive is that looking at their fuckin clams and then you're in there and you spend the rest of your life chasing it in its totally completely why two hundred percent natural and that's you just flip around that's what you guys do the same can thing is not achieved just born that way stopping a fuckin hateful cunt awry there we go i was very we are the world isn't it look at me being all fuckin excepting a people i don't hate liked like people dad i give if a gay guy fuckin is in front of me and he does pull allah we out in a fucking intersection you know so i can the light to you know that's what i hate the guy you know

fucking pull all away out day you fucking cocksucker it has to do with his drive it that way sexual preference let's plough ahead here alright broad's this is the next topic i need to include myself than to the manipulative discussion by mentioning a sober women here mentioning the occurrences of female friends who seem to think you should do what a boyfriend would do even though you're not and never will be boyfriend my story is this i recently reconnecting with a girl on facebook that i basically just knew i knew in high school and maybe had three conversations with in the four year run out silly connected with her in other words he wanted to bang are back in the day but he felt he was too much of a loser yeah recently reconnect

did you get sick thereof what are what she's doing that she still a good god damn even better twenty age he knows how to suck my dick now i think of them reconnect good move sir good move she likes cool music and i like her music so we could connect on various videos we posted etc work in your way environment i like this was coming to new york where i live perfect from home town for thanksgiving sensor brother lives in brooklyn now i was friends with her brothers so i thought it would be cool to hang out with them at a bar now it's getting a little weird you for the brother he's trying to bang or sister a really superimposing my thoughts why don't you shut the fuck up and just read this ok here we go everything was fine we had our drinks caught up and what we could catch up on and i thought i thought should should be it besides

in my left out some words and i thought that should bullshit facebook were however some ban is playing in new work and she wants to go i think the bay this fine but i'm not a real big fan right i know i just couldn't that less than previous centres so basically she wants to go he abandoned he's not really into she seems to have heard heads that since i happen to live in new york i guess she has no one else to go see the ban with that i should automatically want to go with her to see and i dont want to see with someone who is a friend in only the losers of terms i said would pass them produced a flurry of passiveaggressive emails the intent of which we feel like i rejected her of course wasn't it but also what would it matter i barely know our any real person which should suggest the idea and if the

idea is an accepted would move on but she can't path simply go by herself so she said to manipulate me with self pity she doesn't want to be alone she doesn't want to be alone my company or someone else it would make no difference so i finally so i find it it all very insulting to my intelligent that she's trying to make me think this is connection only we share i made it a clear i'm not going to the show anyways i share this with my friends and apparently that is widespread i just fine is getting out of control on a theme when female in our lives that is not in family expense to be treated with the same considerations as a romantic connection we obviously have to do shit we're really don't wanna do all right ok i see what you say in here but i think

part of her probably wants to hook up with you so that's probably why she was feeling rejected a little bit but what i would do that thing they nine i'm really not fill nablus and i know this cool bar up the street where we go do there's blah blah blah see other fields that are or maybe a dead then i don't know i don't know but yeah that would be annoying big enough she wanted to go fuck it see it i don't i don't i don't know so this one here the camera fucking miss the boat on this one don't you shouldn't have to go to the union how to do tat if you guys want to see a great example of how to fuckin handle women i god watched the jersey shore can you roll in your eyes right now it is much people elaborate that kid who is like you know it takes me twenty five minutes do my hair oh my god i said nuts such then you'd touched it oh that fuckin dude

who s the travis barker cadillac tat to death i can do it if you watch the episode was smoky gets blasted in the face that dude understands exactly how to women and how not to get into a fuckin relationship and also how now to give a fuck if they get mad he i'm telling like i'm looking at that guy got this can guy possesses the now knowledge of women than i've it me forty one years to figure out and he knows it it twenty and he's in its peak fish conditions guys a fuckin good kids my hero when they do this situation could see the suggested when you fuckin comes back but the two girls right and one of them is a mess in the old ones hot and he's a what can wing man for he's hang in there and he's hang in there and then it gets to the point where the other but the situation is not going to hook up a taps out

because look you know the deal you meet him you bring him back in drink get him on the tab and then hook up with the euro the deal you care for can do about it was totally fuckin i tell you he has he has it down so what do this girls like that as is the girls coming around she say and i want to go see this bed just don't ever get upset industry look i'm not fuck it into it and they then walk away and don't even let it like consume your life to the point we actually go out and you talk your friends about it because his waist and energy should be out there talking to some other girl a gulf fuck that girl for current for fuckin cancer you did the right goddamned thing the way let me get to the questions for this week's summit i might as well do that as this will actually make it flow little market somebody so we said ok but i want to know your thoughts on the prick that decked smoky at the end of last episode

i also have to get you take on mike a k a this situation and its bodies attempts to get laid hilarious though it is body is getting all the fuckin ass on the planet michael situation i don't know he he's not a closer these really getting the appointments but he's not a fucking closer and he's he's like he wants to be the other dude but he's not other dude he's got it down we have terminals at the club these make it out with some girlies grab a fuckin tease they're bringing girls they seem industry the guy i'm telling you the guy is a fucking you know i am for i really think i game like that now even if you like to go back we're all this shit i know now put back i would be that fuckin kiddies shit that gives a shit this situation this situation mike is you care the fucking deal and its far

due to punch deck lucky that was but was brutal made fun of that girl with the leg sweep she's all those using it was funny that girls he was like was being i fell horrible i felt really for that guy is a fucking animal who they should treat it like a pit both pay should deal of people bites take him down the fuckin street they put him out of his misery and so they should do what that guy they should take him literally take him to an animal shelter to not even a place humans and just lay a mother a muzzle on his face i like we tried to say forget the guy's name but likes say whatever names johnson assumption is like you that too i was raised what you saw their video is not the real mike johnson yet is it that is you that is you that is you and you're drunk i'm so that's you that's a that's a party you you fucking asshole i like to speak

they try to blame the alcohol like if they say something racist or they fuck and black some girl in the face and tried that's not the real me you know i got this problem i drink alcohol and i come this different per fuck you they adult it out you know drug man's words are a sober man's thoughts it's one of the greatest fuckin quotes ever you don't become somebody else you know maybe yeah you're right you have a short of fuckin temper but there's no fuckin way that guy's never the girl in the face ever he wasn't even that drug it was he was falling down drunk i think we're he called them ugly i think that really touched it some action had shed because dude is ugly and you know he lived bunch awaits trying to be like now look at the face looked down here this looks good right i think she's in those some shit

but that was the classic situation of a woman just not feeling like she's ever gonna get hit because as i would never stand up on a bar stool we talk about it horrible hate to begin to fight i want to say and upon a bar stool with my feet you know instead internet little things you feed don't dangle you know that part of the bar story she was standing on that and then leans over lead with my chin hey you ugly motherfucker terrible move on her part he just fuckin the straight left fire if i remember correctly because watch when we were kings and ali was hidden george former what with the straight right when punchy wasn't ready for he was the one it is a south paw and if that was that was like lose some failings that was a blunt i thought it was horrible i didn't think it was funny at all and that guy should be prosecuted extend to the law and we should put

guy down but you know she do you should have about the back yard you know i could do with those dogs we have em on that wire and you have the lead she attached to it now and then girls i'm not only girls girls should be yelling over the fence time how ugly anywhere you motherfucker and is he runs the least just fuckin yanks his neck his feet your flight from london either you should do that for a month gaps in it all right next question bill i just started listening to you podcast one of the great question wondering if you ever look at a funeral procession to have a look at rural processions i try and catch someone in the cars don't care about the dead guy in front of us in the hearse and notice that the car try to notice that car full of people laughing d ever do this and when you come back to the boston area while just book in my two thousand ten now saw become a back next year at some point

absolutely i always do that there's always a what he said morbid curiosity to try to figure out which car has to people who were too actually related who gives a fuck most yet it is a funeral procession goes down down down down it starts becoming third cousins is someone who work with the guide back in the sixties yeah by the time you get the back others like people watch indeed bedizened the headrest enough trick marguerite s i definitely do that shit well i'm glad you asked a question because i really thought i was the only fuckin person who does it i got a rap this cast here it's gonna be a little quick people just no it isn't forty six minutes and look at me look at fuckin me when we read a couple thing here is a crazy quote i read summary said to me about the press the sooner this shit is all conspiracy kind of shit

john swinton the former chief of staff for the new york times was asked to give a toast to the independent press before the new york press club it is obvious that he believed that the camps concept of an independent press was a farce that he now longer wish to be a party to following is reported to be a quote from monumentally revealing toast so this is basically a reported quote no one can even confirm this gotta love the internet this is what the guy as about the independent press there's no such thing that this state of the war history in america of an independent press you know it and i know there is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions and if you did you know forehand that it would never appear in print i am paid work key for keeping my honest opinion out of the way out of the paper others of you are paid similar salaries of similar things for similar things

and any of you who would be so foolish ass to write your armies honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job if i wasn't if if i allowed my honest opinion appear in one issue of the paper before twenty four hours my occupation would be gone the business of journalism is to destroy the truth to lie right to pervert to vilify two fawn and at the feet of man and with the fact that means and to sell this country and his right for his daily bread you know it i know it finally this is toasting to an independent independent press we're the tools and vast of rich people a rich men those forces savers behind the scenes we are jumping jack stay pull the strings and we dance our talents are possible these in our lives are all the property of other men we are in lectures prostitutes can't you just see michael douglas giving that speech in one final effort to win an oscar in some

ella dramatic movie that opera with fuckin recommend you have to see this movie it so important he is me i'm gonna eat another glazed poor chap i write them the thing that might be the podcast this week i'm trying to get to one other thing here once again i would affect everybody came up to my special of so fuckin proud of it i really really think i got a good one i'm trying to chill out i'm children out of action taken a vacation here until january fifty that's how fuckin long i'm off i went to stub hub i got my room paul tickets me and your bart nick going again this year i got a little pause so here i know i can get a couple and you know what's couples oh geese of the desert yarn as variety if you know what i mean you know the ducks first the boy

six gonna go see that shit i'm actually toying with may be going to the b c s game but they want so much fuckin money by right up the falcon street how do you know so why are you may ask yourself building and doing during the brake absolutely fuck and nothing can i get over this cough when i try to while work out a little bit and play my guitar avenue guitar hero dwayne omen iceland the ahmed brothers in shit when it came on the radio needs to work in a warehouse back in the day but i didn't have an appreciation to what i was listening to it dwayne armand dickie bets have become ma like i'm down loading everything they have ever been on and end of now totally fascinated with the fact that dwayne almond used i saw that he would just show up its studios and play on other people's albums and not even be credited

so they were she say like you don't even really know you know how much work there the guy did i just fuckin seem like he love playing in autumn but wait all many should look at the guy he looks like he's fucking thing seven years old i don't know what it was about people back in the day they just looked old here and we have probably doesn't do that's the guy from truth and salvage company that's the fuckin beard mustache she has i was saying ulysses s grant it dwayne all minutes that fuckin l presently mutton shop thing right it goes to your chin where i'll be there's big grisly adam beard aegis right up it makes a u turn right around your mouth like it's it's done gonna go around and go back up your same cheekbone but it doesn't it's like almost like a pause in the gas station underneath you knows and ngos right back up because up to your other ear

i was with someone yesterday i want to go i want to go by that live at the filmore east album on record and now let's go look at me like this debate on how these ideas ease our amid thirty summit the guide died at fucking twenty four maybe was almost twenty five but anyways basic actually on youtube if you want to see up the arm and brothers i can't remember the awaited i hang on a second i gotta get i gotta get you this there's one with they they lay on the tonight show words johnny carson our unbelievable musicians first while it tonight show bandwidth doc saracens and in all this unbelievable players they come out the elder brothers play one of aware you know their blues rock things up we rip it up and then the only in a place like five minutes and then with a done johnny's like our i will give you some a little different docks gonna come out and play with the ban than they did like this time

we too charlie parker like this jazz thing and just they were right there with dark and all those all fuckin tonight show guys it was it was unbelievable so jessica the armored brothers tonight show sorry but if you dont into that and you want to watch bill graham yell at somebody i got i gotta bring this up for you i'm simon hang on a second it's you just search filmore last days let me see if i can find it here you go all right just search filmore the land stays sir this means girlfriend always make fun of how like hippies talked in this exceeds the way they said man they say it was almost like em why unlike hany and gonna get hassled me and so basically this this

fuckin video its bill graham get ready to do the last showed the filmore western went down on market street and he does i did that he was gonna have all just san francisco bands and so this guy comes in is a member of this ban that doesn't get to be put on the bill and he's upset with bill any she's trying to get on the fucking shell and building and will put em on and they there have in this fuckin argument we see if i can get to it here of course like a shower it's like you know me and it's like i can dig at me and its dislike you know and we sell more tickets dna army and in his dislike you know who he is far out me and it ends up escalating to the point it bill grasping totally legitimate because we should respect that are being honest with you man to man and escalates into the point where bill grammars not budging

in this guy has no other argument any makes the worst fuckin decision he can make which is basically he tells bill grand go fuck himself not knowing bill graham evidently had a big time temper had fought in korea and is absolute psycho you just want to watch bill grand chase hippy out of the film or west you gotta watch the thing it's fuckin hilarious it's a little bit long if you're not into the beginning just skip to it you see it i comes anywhere unlike the rob hereford leather hat but anyway that is it that support cast for this week merry christmas everybody happy coins how to get a happy new year happy fuckin and two thousand nine hope you guys all have a happy and safe holiday i will talk to you next monday and once again thanks to everybody the filmore thanks to the crew thanks to our molly at the punchline jeff wills everybody everybody you waited the whole fuckin thing happened arts in industry everybody a management

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