hey what's goin on his bill burn is time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast in just check again you can't how are you what's goin on jesus christ i wrote my little notes nocera will collect collective instead of celtics fact is another helicopter flying over i'm out here in los angeles los angeles is on fire that's all everybody's talk about oh my god are you ok i e anywhere near the fire i fight i'm fine i have not had to evacuate yet are you ve driven past of fires it's just it's just what happens out here plus global warming

is the issue earlier this year we had unseasonably high reigns in the hills turned green it look like fuckin portland oregon and the fuckin dumb ass may around here like the drought is over so everybody goes back to water in their fuckin lawns and it's just like the drought is never over out here it's over fuckin populated and we live in a place that should not exist ok that is such a fucking irresponsible statement we have enough water now we're there isn't a drought but please can serve it because we don't know when it's gonna rain like that again thank you you know what's on to chicago let's when there that's what the fuck you should set i know the fucker was right so i did was just fat enough the fuckin lands at all burned out here anyways susannah whimsie coming off the more jobs does it over their heads like a giant fuckin a dry it will drive out the fuckin therefore cannot hills and lights out five the promises people live there now

that's when it becomes a problem i go i go and how are you gonna get their fuckin prayers out of there by the way i love all people playing like politics you know going good all those fuckin liberals are burning out there is a delay is one of the most conservative fucking places you're ever going to live in this second she get into the valley just get out get out a hollywood with all these starlit solving problems as they accept the fucking award let's forget about the fucking platypus soon the cove next to the blood diamonds thank you so much this once for all the fat pitches right whatever the fuck it as they say before they jump in a limo back to their fuckin gate a community outside outside you just gotta burbank in making a great again and first but what kind of a fuckin asshole watches fellow americans houses burned down you know and they actually

are happy about it you know owe me i fucked up like like politics is becoming in this in this goddamn country however i feel like hollywood did bring it on themselves with their fucking finger wagging i told you that fuckin jerk off so this guy twitter and it goes ok in case you didn't take your smart pills today obama is awesome it's just like how dumb argue that that's how you present your point as opposed to me who calls everybody can see she told the way that i do so anyway watching all of this should happen and knowing that you know when i believe anyways it we are playing a major role in it is really depressing but i've now i got myself in a positive mindset abundant i just think they think they're gonna look at me like that last hundred years just this

period are no history where we were wrong means around with oil we didn't fuck and realise that it was going to do all of this ship but now we know and i think this gap in the future i think that we're gonna hopefully will utilise solar power wind water whatever the fuck it is that these egg heads know how to use a man i show you saw that flash like the other day just runs on water every week we can do stuff like this we can live happily we don't need to cut beaks offered chickens you know i think in every period like when you look at how we get to live right now it's fucking amazing and even still how we treat each other it's amazing compared the way we did it for five hundred years ago well eventually there's gonna be for five hundred years beyond this and they're going to be looking at us like that we were barbarians sprang on leaded feel into the atmosphere pauses reporting

the railways we sit there thinking we're fuck it amazing because we can take a pill that makes a dick stand up even over eighty five so i think we're going to come out of it i think what has to happen is to solar people they have start paying off politicians the way the oil people do and once that happens then hopefully what will happen is the same thing that happened in my business where i watched every body being at the big three networks all of a sudden wanting to be over it netflix so if you look at the big three like nbc abc cbs is you know the oil companies hopefully everybody will jump over like solar stuff rhino people sandy will you know you need for jewish general working away i know i realise that i realize that there's always can be some sort of suffering it i understand that but you know did you see that

that fuckin shit that tesla guy came out with what they got the they got to the roof tiles that is solar i dare not they work it out if you can even fuck and ghana but if those things fuckin workin there's a thing there's a thing the blow a billion dollars a month i'm right is it blows posed to fly in f fatigues trying to five fucking people with a little bag dynamited some nails in it those little cock suckers over there may that fuckin bankrupt in us running around with a little trick treat bag which focuses sit in a billion dollars where the shit out of every fuckin month there never gonna defeatist in that game they're gonna kill us fuckin financially that's it i'm off my tree stop that just burned down where the great things about spending a lot of time alone is nobody debates the point you are making so you always feel like you're right that's what i'm doing right now

please by all means don't take any this shit seriously around i'm just fucking around i talk about what's in the news ok don't get your red tie or your blue tie your fuckin paeonies in a bunch a right grow the fuck up what's goin on this we can add the fucking allay rams the who would have thought allay fuckin randomly nine to ten into are unaware that fuck we are too busy editing the third season of efforts to family i don't know whether we are god dammit it's already december can you believe it the regular season of football is almost over the regular season a college football is already over we're already into the bull season it's just on king believable how fast the football season goes by sitting by october november december he look at

baseball its april may june july one no wonder they still play september boys also they simply september august september in october and into fuckin november will they ago unfortunately for what i guess they plaintive february hearing who knows anyways i was actually gonna have time next week to start flying again the hell after i was gonna try to get up to one hundred fifty hours by the end of the year i had this flight i wanted to do from long beach bakersfield over the santa barbara and then down to lord beaches me roughly like three hours and i was going to do that about five six times he's gonna get my yeah i'll be up two hundred fifty hours and then

airs games and i was like i you know what i'm not gonna be another asshole up there in the fuckin way and plus i dont want have to deal with trying to fly around that ship so what maybe i'll do maybe i'll january chasm taken most january off by the way i was gonna be in santa barbara this weekend that god moved like cancelled and moved because of the fires so and maybe in february or something like that you know what the year three scheduled date is anyways let's let's move it i would also though i forgot to trash the liberals that we're happy that rupert murdoch south caught fire to meet you just you just beyond a childish cunt if washing another person's house on fire because you don't agree with their fuckin political views just such as blows my might you know

i don't look if his tie caught on fire innumerable or what we had a pattern of the demand for you know the guy's gazillion fuckin ties you probably sicilian houses to i mean what what am i saying the otter what i'm saying i watched celtics i'm getting caught up on the cell ease the celtics i watch my bruins make making a valiant effort to get back in the game with nashville which they did bright as i said in the second period of just like just come on that score one fuckin goal here before the end of the second period they did still end up losing five to three blood i don't know i don't know what the bronze or don't you know i was like what the fuck are they doing when they blew up the team and then we started to make some progress last year this year i know one thing which is that we had a bunch injuries and shit so still holding out hope that they know what they're doing but i just i think we just sign some guy that was more of a physical presence but somebody

we still feeling the effects are not avenue cheech out there man three or four ships but i watched the celtics first the milwaukee bucks and i watched janius superpower fragile what it was fuckin amos the greek freak jesus christ the prince between him last year when the cell displayed in this sharing that guy was unbelievable here he had every every fuckin shot you could possibly have the guy's hidden fuckin three pointers here duncan on he was duncan on guys he was like twelve feet away from the rim and he would just reaches fuckin arm just keeps going i gotta see that guy life that is that's what he's fucking young before his knees and they start gino like you know like when you look at tom brady they would like what you see is socks and you can see there's all kinds of metal and shit underneath this fuckin socks now

or like allen iverson by the end was wearing like a cat suit italy had like those compression sleaze and then you get one on your leg i want to see that do when he's fucking young you know not favour an injury jason duncan on people the way i saw the other night i was i was it was in a global display i gotta start watching them i just don't have fuckin time i guide this is what i tape i take bruins celtics patriots luke university and i try to stay up on those as much as i can end and i got stuck taken the kansas j hawks to this just is just not enough fuckin time kids jocks that's my first team that's my first see but i got into duke last year when i went to that game an arm i don't know and i also i called in their show and i got to talk to coach k and he was talking about like how hard it is to recruit now

because everybody's like one and done it he somehow got another whole batch of one and donors that of the ship two or three guys and that's like what kentucky does every year but what happened we have suddenly become like a college sports fan while trying to still pay attention to the approach is still not knowing what the los angeles rams refugees why are we gotta get jerry pussy does job over the fuck you sit at his these last name is like how do you say give jif said jeff is a gift firstly carson whence although i gotta tell you have to watch the seattle seahawks last fuck and weak no it's though is that was an m vp level perform it's by russia wilson

i could even tell how good their offensive life it was good for just absolutely sucked it was like every fucking play dropped back for a pass debbie like three eagles you know defensive lyman in his face any would just fuckin the zigzag around up dead change direction do a spin the one thing i will say about the seahawks offensive line is a really good about not holding when some shit like that it gives you a semi changes direction someone's gonna fuck now you got back the other way than eight they just there they can't fight the urge to just hold they were really good about not doing that shit i guess when you can't really tackle somebody there's no reason a block why i was really really impressed with how well p carol had those guys playing in the fact that sherman was out with the good achilles any aid to see that

where is the fund beating seattle if you know sherman is airplane you not beaten seahawks and come on you're being an injured fuckin team but they stay still looked i think the patriots jesus christ we don't get enough pressure quarterback forget about a guy that runs around like that i would not want to play those guys there i admitted it there scary fuckin team let me read a little bit of arm and we re a little bit of the shit here the advertising right man create everybody this crate is for men only all right ladies you got your own genes you making you speeches are you feminist speeches will look what happens now there's the push back man crate craig

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trying to be perfect billy this mother trying to go back to the bill that i was when i was eight years old i didn't drink you know i did take the occasional hit a weed i didn't fuckin i didn't watch porno right i did watch people getting fuckin slap by guerrillas on fucking you too but didn't exist ok i heard of pure fucking mind i went outside i picked up a stick cowboys and indians in reenacted the genocide that made this country what it is ok i was innocent i'm just trying to fucking not trying to slow it down here right i've been to a great man detail ray is got me on this fuckin diet that his work and for me i just got to eat more salad so i got to get i get it i haven't been doing that lately but i swear to god i know you guys are going to fuck and hate me i know you're gonna fuck and amy lay off the bread

kind of doing that gluten free thing you know don't you like fuck that dude i'm always eating pizza i'm always eat bread shit i gotta tell you some dude fuck wages if you dont booze and you ll lay off the bread in the flower did get off in a well drafted the fat has no way to hide its like fuckin roaches when you turn the light i guess they run and i don't they i don't know what it is i don't know what the know eight people i don't know what the fuck an analogy estates it's out there somewhere all right but it's not in my brain right now and i'm actually liking the goddamn food i finally went to steal cut oats for some reason on this diet and put a little brown sugar and a little bit of butter in their it's been fuckin tremendous and i know there's always a god glad he's gonna club aris do you know what fuck you i gotta eat something

then i have a couple of eggs always ye then i got this other thing that i can make sometimes a breakfast worship keener were black beans in an egg i told little sauce on top fucking delicious i just don't wrap it up wheels giant flower tortillas you know what the fuck do you know what the deal is than others and you start to sour cream on and the cheese and all of that shit you literally like you're fucking you leave the taco stand in your fuckin walk out like a lean on the one side like someone punched in your fuckin ribs and then also i my teeth or get fucked up down the bottom just as you get older i guess you jar keeps growing whenever this is whatever the fuck and dentist told me so i actually i've i finally did the boy and i got that fuckin invis allied so i get aware that thing for the next twelve to sixteen weeks and i'll do it i'll tell you right now do they fuckin socks

socks moon but it actually makes you eat less because as i am i take this fucking thing out go to this whole rigmarole oh my god do you realize on bald i'm gonna be fifty and i we were embraces anyone you understand the trifecta of fuckin it ain't gonna have me in my life can be much about with a single man and that's what the fuck i was doing doing like a fucking light overhaul on my body right now i'm late the booze i'll get my fuckin teeth down the bottom because i was starting to look like a fucking fuckin marijuana what some sort of where are my references today what the hell i'm trying to think that there's a couple of fuckin wild what's that fucking thing that exists in south american is the worst kind of animal to be it's like you a girl like you exist to key the top predators alive

like people are they fuck like rabbits the reason why rabbits fuck like tat and they have all this because everybody aids in the wild ok della d like them hey you guys want to get some sliders that's what like rabbits are in the wild so there's some sort of fuckin it that's not a pig and it's not a rat what is that i going to look it up now south eric i wanna go to south america so bad south american pig rat they showed the four come on it come on internet a copy cappy barra that what is this guinea pigs and so my lord teeth are starting to look like on clicking on the images did i do it right did i fucking nailed

fucking mailed it it's like a squirrel fucked a pig will they have they have like surprisingly where they pig size rats got omit the kind of cute deface really make some fuckin cube so can we like the next pixar movie these giant motherfuckers by the way do yeah i've south america i've i've wanted to go there for so goddamn long i just don't have the time i'd love to go down there into a fuck and show you know i've always wanted to go to the galapagos islands all of this shit seems green and beautiful you know i don't know

i gotta get my ass fucking down there at some point why the hell when they if i talk about global warming why don't i jump on a fuckin jet plain in spray unleaded leaded fuel across the fuckin atmosphere for a good twelve hour flight from l a these are dumb i am i should talk as i moved out here i was actually a short of flight to fuck it like brazil or something i didn't realize that like you know when you look at it if you're in new york and he flew do south you beyond the east the west coast of their country yeah built yet we all have a globe we ve looked at a map at some point what you know what sometimes i don't look at shit anyway so i don't know shit about nfl football this year so i'm actually gonna go out on a limb here and say something that is based on watching one football game i am actually thinking all right that the winner of the rams eagles game we'll fucking lose to seattle

while the seattle might be on the road can play off time type can imagine of martian lynch didn't fuck em retire the cap was still playing with them but they got that other kid they're fucking many marcia neck it with a fucking maniac like i don't know what p care what the fuck p carol does you know aside from looking the other way when half his defence is doing fucking steroids i don't know what there what's in the one up there in seattle but they got some people that could fuckin play alright i'm done blowing the seattle seahawks all right that's the podcast here for this this wonderful thursday all sober bill who would have thought all slender sober billy i finally stood on this scale today after fuckin not boughs and like a fucking now hollywood douche and

you know what i want back in august i was pushing like i wasn't one eighty seven hours potion pushing like pushing enough sk closing two hundred there i now down to about said one seventy one point six it's perfect my clothes fit now and this is what i'm gonna do this time right i'm actually gonna buy genes tat fit you know when on this way the problem is as i have above all my genes fit me when i'm one eighty seven so i put on the way they don't notice comfortable were like a walking around my big fuckin jades or billy big jades might be like everyone or very big genes about pocket daunted anymore you understand me these still speak english of fuckin bob i'm gonna work it is like a skid row right down the street for me i don't go to goodwill anymore i don't trust those kuntz right

what i do is i go down to skid row a guy with my wife ray no i don't do that ice anybody was sort of my size step right up i just know i got out and i just have the bag and i walk up to where their tents are and i just fuck and set it down and i turn around and i walk away like fucking santa claus four junkies ok and i got all kinds of shit in there you know it's just funny to me dad i've given away closed that maybe i like this some like fuckin homeless guy walking around wearing a shirt that i wore on conan o brien

i don't wanna should be doing is going down there in thinking oh my god this is so sad that fellow americans have to live this way but i am such as self involved hollywood douche i actually walk away still thinking about how about myself and how i just gave away close it had tv credits you know i hate that about myself what do you know i'm just being honest i do i also feel good that i did something like that right it's all that stuff that allegedly jesus doesn't appreciate you know in public i should just do that should not tell you guys that i did it but now i'm telling you that i did it which takes away de the good deed can you do good deed you seek a walk around talk about her sit down and talk about it on a pod cast you're not a good person you're a cunt yeah so that's what we learned here

if there really was a jesus if there really was a santa claus did we call em my stockings and i would be on my way to the fiery depths of health right according to my religion just because i went down there and i gave the clothes but then told you guys about that's how it works in my religion that's how my religion is how do you know what the fuck i'm talking about this point it that's the end of the plot guest ok but fortunately we have some bonus material for you we're gonna play little music the great families always comes up with these tracks you guys always amy and like whose is being well billion personnel is interesting music it's not me it's andrew right after the music is over it will then be able to listen to a greatest hits podcast from thursday gonna buy from early this year a fuckin i don't know one about how i started these and that's how it works if you have a problem with that and you know what i would do i would go to the all things comedy network and i will listen to a different podcast

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you that this whole time they ve been gay and that they also have feelings for you if you get waded out by that like dude i can't hang out with you for carrying out with you for a while until i can hang out i got out of the unhappy i mean i would say that right have you the psyche now i know you been friends for a while but i did well let you know that i have developed feelings for you yeah you're not coming over apartment to fuck and watch survivor at that point anymore unless they lest she has feelings for you right isn't that how it works why i don't know there's a lot of times i should have stopped a podcast ten fifty minutes earlier and this might be one of those times i have no idea but surely have to do the second i fuckin shut this office after put my fuckin invisibility back in fine once they fuck it in their by one year parliament like it's you know to get the best results where it twenty two hours a day you know

you ever go to the airport you see those people who like broke their fanatical and it's like they got that thing that they arrive it's like scooter and they can just rest their knee on it this is like this is the teeth version of that i do understand why those people just don't use fuckin crutches do they have like that little upper body strength is cast their fuckin heavy or is it just more efficient

those are the hard hitting questions we ask you and the forecasts are i have a great weekend constant joy the music and the greatest sits thursday afternoon just before monday nepal friday monday morning pod can i be urged to make a pocket pie this week i want a practice before the holidays

ginger scumbag i've been a fair yours for fifteen years ok you guys got that this guy has been affair of mine for fifteen years so for fifty there's this guy has been following me enjoying things that i'm doing all right guys locked in for fifteen years the people there work hard every day and spend their hard earned cash that's kind of it sir if you work hard than you have hard cash began his job you know they need be spending you're fucking teddy money right they'll just read the fuckin email our right seven phone bill i've been a failure to fifteen years people that work hard every day and spend their hard earned cash to see you have been wrong we disappointed this is one of the classic things when people complain rather than just complaining for themselves they are

like their standing in front of like a zillion people and they go relax attach it everyone i will said the email i will convey all your feelings get on your day relax i i thought so ellie he has like you know all of these people are disappointed me he said the people have value and made you who you are they made me people we're card on stand up i was just there are they all said i you decided to you at all you are so so we said so that it be done he said you have made aids all around the country and then cancelled them when hollywood calls you to do a part that's exactly what happened i picked up phony settle all these illnesses ali where we call on you to do part c p they go to your shows and made you that made you aren't making a tent

of the money that you make but they pay to see you hey ginger boy without these fans your illiterate ass would be working it mcdonald's at best nigh take offence to that sir ok without my fair i would not be working at mcdonald's you son of a bitch i would be unloaded trucks in a warehouse get it straight he goes you're a scumbag b gee you risk beijing i hope we fan realizes what you are and stops courtiers shows i will never listened to your shows or podcast again and we'll tell everyone do they say you are that typical sell out to hollywood fucking disappointment i know you won't have the balls to read this on your podcast

you will read a letter from a twenty year old guy confused about his girlfriend six sexuality is the best part here you're a real cut fuck you everything you do as one of the greatest endings where the greatest settings daily mail ever got you're a real cuts in the real deal if you give your tip off can't you see the stamp of approval from the cut factory it's just not fuck you fuck you would everything you do you wanna go to the grocery store yeah that tell you when you're picking apples jesus christ sir you made me did i have anything to do did i do anything did i work today fuckin go on stage and my balls learning how to do this i guess you did i listen i just want to say

you for making me without your hard work i mean i can't imagine how many behind people live in this country i just can't imagine that wouldn't you just going through the mud book trying to figure out who decided will become ass a profession a community that justice and do you also have a day job during the time we're sure grossly underpaid i mean that's just incredible to me sir what the fuck do you want from me let me ask you this ok if hollywood called you and ask you to be in a movie you're going say now you're gonna say no right and like you told mom listen why don't worry i'll come over a clean up here this saturday right all of a sudden hollywood comes collins's hey you wanna pretending lot tougher than you are getting your gunfight get shot by

whoever your favorite actor is you're gonna say now i have to go i got a stick but you ve never broken a fucking thing you know what factor evenly play off game comes along you ve never fucking added to change a schedule sir i had two kids some dates and cancel i reschedule the fuck do you want from me you want me to stay in the strip malls for my entire career telling jokes i did that i'm trying to fucking you know and all of all these movies to do is make more people know who i am so more people come out to my show so i can keep right more hours never good time right i don't know why i'm talking to you you said never gonna listen to my shut again are you a man of your work as you say i'm not a man of my word if you're actually listen to this then you're fuckin hypocrite rife what's the matter jesus christ

you fucking pissed on your sweat francis this week the fact that was all about you didn't even say what what it was you may dates all around the country and then cancelled dump the fuck are you talking about i won tory had to move around and i fucking did the first two dates then i'm i've made up one two three since then and added another one that wasn't even on that original torso go fuck yourself are right tickets are honoured if you can't make that date you get a refund it jesus christ you know that debt for that i was gonna do i was just going to land in boise euro jump on a bus and knock em all out in ten days now because the whole thing blew up now i gotta get out get out such an extra ten roger hamley bitching though you fuckin car you're a real cut fuck you and everything you do there was worth it

there was worth them get mad that's fucking tremendous sir you know what as much as you do you do pointed may your real disappointment you fuckin jerk off you'd like me for fifteen one cancel fuckin gig and now you now you say fuck me everything i do i make that pumpkin this week you save fact the to us what you say fuck america if you say fuck pump punk a pie my guy i'm a real can't i can i can argue that something can somebody please put down on a t shirt you're real

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comrades the approach to this issue under the regime finally it is wrong right on the seas and oceans we should fight growing confidence and growing straight in the eye whatever maybe the batteries on the landing rights fight the fields and industry i didn't but you never surrender skipper its bill bars the monday morning podcast and i think i have the swine flu yeah sweat new rules in bacon boiling is like a fuckin sauna i guess in cleveland why did i play winston churchill's to begin

podcast i'll tell you why you group of fuckin cunt because i'm one week out for my stand up special my next our special that i'm taping december seventy two shows that the filmore its francisco california and beyond fuckin ready for this thing and i'll get myself psyched up and i always fuckin love that speech for a start it is an iron maiden fan when power slave came out right that power slave when the fuckin do the lived the life when they were scream for me long beach there without one they play speech right before they wanted to aces high and i was like what fuck is that speech sets you no credible we fight on their land if i'd initiate any option we shall never surrender he you at that what effect time to be alive alleys finance fell coaches getting credit for their little half time adjustments hero

well it's what one for the keeper nothing compared with that shit you're to stay with us what's going on can you imagine living in that little fucking island they call a country over there in england the little sissy ass little fuck and i would just fuckin with you you can't eleven over there in england and you got there fuckin sweaty conflict half a mustache psychopath aid off your highness time in general fuckin maniacs all excited for the blitzkrieg and you sit there haven't yet little fucking but t whatever the fuck did you do over there you're fuckin handmade britches list to the radio and he got to this guy if i turn at land we shall find an issue france can greatest and greatest thing ever they did it a fuckin fought him off

survived the fuckin blitzkrieg what exactly the blitzkrieg that was adolf strategy where he had shoe from the air from the sea and also on the land all at once was asked what is our was or was it just is bombing sort of fucking know my nose is clogged up i want a fuckin i want a know transplant sucks fuckin blows ass getting sick way to cleveland was fight this ship fuckin asshole gets a cold in los angeles it that's why i moved out here like a guy so thick of getting this fourth i wanna get the full thirty bore those are my voice it's sunday night it's thirty one just flew back from even today i'm supposed to be my acting class unable to do that because obviously it and our us partners

that fact those fuckin assholes who are sick still come to work and then and then only do they come to work they want get like like they want you to like be like wow what a trooper sector you fuckin sick and i'm gonna make me sick you know get out go crawled back down you fuckin manhole wellbeing set twenty eight days virus that you fucking bring it in here you maniac it out of here the fuck out of here what you do here is not important do you understand that that's why cubicle is so small take fuckin day off i fuck and analysed but all those assholes the first fuckin warm day in this spring you look out the door what do you see some asshole attack top and fuckin short shorts jogging down the fuckin goddamn river right next to it

fuckin river stupid son of a i just got to get sick and then he's going to fucking show up and get everybody else sick so i don't do that shit when i get sick stay and i do apart cast that's what i'd fuck i got one of those those headaches where if when you're lying down it doesn't hurt anyone get up you almost fuckin tipp over you can feel every time you heart beats on either side of your forehead fuck you know i notice is such a weird night it off you don't watch football mike sunday night especially round december they show the first one episode so they got a lotta reruns trying to do some little holiday special things i was just watching pavarotti duets live for a modern aware but i guess italy

because it look european the guy sing in an italian i know it's opera we sing it anywhere but wherever men i turn it on and there's any lennox that scraggly dude for the respects and their sing some song she's a terrible damage or by the way i'm really surprised me he staring historically and in a little terrace in tuxedo wave waiting to sing dancing around like you know like when you wanna would just your fuckin underwear but you can't use your hands cause you're in public you do that little weird move with your fuckin enough sort of elvers all who my fuckin under where's my ass right if i was sick or done that smoothly that would have their where she would about funny so anyway she's dance like a fuckin retard

stand alone she sit there goes we treat the made these waivers to be like goodbye get to talk but they put up up up up do you know what the fuck it is what they're doing you know i should actually keep my voice down because downstairs there's an old guy who lives beneath me just picture pat cooper if he wasn't funny just keep the rage eliminate all the brilliant jokes that's what lives underneath me and he's a fuck and i'll tell you why because he yells it my girlfriend right it's fucking old mother fucker else my girlfriend but he only does it when i'm on the road ok cowardly bastard so it's like forswear how the fuck do you know what i'm not in town is what

as we have hardwood floors and you know my gorgeous girlfriend like most gorgeous girlfriends they have a lot of hoary shoes women have their little horse shoes he another sound they make when they go across it out and she tries to put him on the last seconds before she leaves you're that sound of the horse shoes the who were shoes hit the hardwood floor maybe some linoleum then you guys notice that you can be in growth in the greatest conversation ever with what you our friends in the second you hear high heels hitting the floor you immediately if you start talking you turned to look you know see let's see what level of war we're talking out all the old business suit oh yeah i have a career i'm not that kind girl your shoes are giving you away wendy we know all aren't you drunken escapades down at the tv i fridays okay so stop with your

to me more little fuckin vibe what's going on fuckin brought anyway to me more she gonna age at any point i was flying back from cleveland i actually sometimes i don't want to think and i people magazine you know you do the crossword how do you feel smart agenda start with seven across on happy days answer williams i gather that seventeen letters we'll make where my trying to say here yeah so they set so some woman had written in i wish i still had the magazine so he asked me if they will i can look at that can you look at it you get fuck and have it boy you knows i don't give a shit people magazine

some lady had written in keziah they had written a big article on me more where they just so sexy so hard and forty eight then this this person written in response to that so sexy so hot and forty eight year anyway it could be that with botox a private chef fuckin personal trader you know women are really competitive with that shit you know like if they did an article and they talked about the toughest guy ever on the planet the matter how much you respect them at some point you're gonna have to be like tat s a fag you know though i would you know what i would do right now i'm serious do you i do i would fuckin age walk up to a mere like a boy we call on all you want your book temper by road which are the second look why do i front kick him rightness they blow out as fuck in asia

tell your works i'm taking this fuckin israeli shit dude i'm telling you tellin ya took two classes i just use the fuckin geese pajamas but you know i still feel like i know how to fight shut up the others a few girls out there who just are not aging to me or courtney cox i don't know what they just like has afforded me what their quality spock move show that she has that's out right now where she's she spoke to be like this desperate what the fuck are they call us jesus wolves ducklings cougar sparingly there you go fuck unequal kickin and davy she supposed to be this desperate cougar trying to ok you know hook up with the younger guy and it's like forceful she still hot and she's in

accuracy good shape and then the way they shoot her with that fuckin i don't know what to do is that they put it basically eliminates every line in your face so now she looks like she's like thirty one thirty two that's a hot age for a woman so like i read that the whole fuckin thing doesn't work for me they got a dress like this this is so fucked on that show because try to appeal as to the certain segment of women that they're gonna watch it were in that situation is not a divorce is out there fifty three percent right but the other thing but the other side of it is they they have to make her look good get a horror out so they can't cancel each other out and like it doesn't make sense i'm like looking gonna go why fucking thing that girl a second she's gorgeous but then there get a walk around like she's desperate

yeah i just realized i admitted that i watch that sheriff weather can i watch it away at least have the out that i was on the road and i was lonely i think i watch that show by myself in my own apartment well the only once in a while you find a new level of sadness in your life that you didn't even know exists like yours existed i just so not even touch with how pathetic your life has become the just openly admit something like then by the end of it you know you guys are actually sitting here like halfway through what you would have given me that look the same location gave you fuck an ipod or your radio or your high fi whatever the fuck you elicited his thing on so i didn't see it s a great thing about this podcast is when i own i start opening up get us out of myself you guys can sit there and laugh at me and

i wish you were here right now because i would stop that story while it's embarrassing that is really fuckin embarrassing so anyway i'm sick arrogant they my special special browbeaten over the shit i'm gonna fuck i want to thank everybody came to see me hilarity ease in cleveland this past week i had a great time and what effect neck for have me out there just fucking great club owner it i'll sell to the earth i will these guys he's like fucking how all the guys he's somewhere in the sixties i'll say sixty warning casey's less than nine always like sixty three but still lives still where's like a wife bitter basic classy guy you know he's still he can still fuck somebody up that's very inspiration he was about him too as you can tell that he ate we would about having a temper

and i have a temper but i wear my more my sleeve which lets you know that i'm pretty much harmless but it's the guys who you know have a temper and there there really soft spoken those the guys who will literally twist your fuckin head off like a fuckin beer cap it all those guys he's one of those goods like somebody told me fuckin story about doing some crazy shit and then i asked him about it he's telling the story and it's just i mean i can't help you had a situation and you know it things got interesting and die you know i mean this is one of those things is what happened at the they just like immediately moves on later when you find out he beat the shit out of seven guys would like a fire hydrant euro i suppose the other guy who does withdrawal fuckin punch and then the ads like ninety seven details right so i could

the way we stated that he was a south boss why starchy into the right right shut the fuck up donny well you have taken this jujitsu stuff you i started watching spike now with down i got i gotta be down there one class agog ass kicked but i'm really good like seeing things for like an hour at not being able to talk about them like i've been doing it for ten years while by knows just said another level of big fuckin stuffed up ok this is good sure podcast everybody or what can i admit to that's fucking embarrassing sat back santa claus is come into town that the name of it is on tomorrow that that collaboration thing they used to watch as a kid at i'm recording it and i want to watch it with my girlfriend hopefully i'll have a christian free up by then find a fireplace i would get a fire going but i doubt so i'll

slight our little fuck candles anyways happy holiday is what i have even started by shopping you know i do a thing like this podcast where people give me i give people advice and this week somebody finally giving me a vice had a factor both nostrils get clogged up at the same time they fucking dog sleeps all day all day long that it comes in at night and it is like tired from sleeping europe bomb look at you yeah i'm teacher the dog how to speak it up i swear to god i gotta hear it you gotta it's actually adorable to me or be annoying to you and i'm going to for complaint oh i know what i wanted to do i want to go on fuckin you tube and find out why car selo got suspended against the fuckin capitals do that guy i swear to god is

like mickey featherstone odd fuckin skates jimmy coded euro why when i look at him he's got that same hair cut anybody readable the west is so your minds we haven't you should be in house kitchen of the seventies but he's play for the flowers my car's slow suspended see what this brings up sorry winston churchill cheap shots car so two thousand what the fuck did he do everybody knows what it did let me know did he did something gets the capitals of the fucking idea let's get onto the advice somebody wanted to give me some advice this week which is the nice turnover considering it it is the holidays alright jesus christ priscilla has more fight videos that britney spears has look at my vagina videos

thank you that was a joke sorry i'm sick this is really bad come on bill stepped up united finnish tells a story about the guy downstairs writes in his fuckin asshole this is what any time my girlfriend walks across the floor he just goes i see say he was like gray keep it up even he says that israel sarcastic infuriate like girl to no fuckin dead to the point that she's claiming that he's harassing her if she wants me to go downstairs and have a talk with this guy there's no way this is gonna be fucking lairs but you're gonna go do right but i or a state like this guy what does this kind you says you know why don't you go fuck yourself what are we gonna do i would fight this guy if he was my age i would now we have a fucking seven euro guy

lives alone at all it's a sad fucking thing i've just like you just laugh it off i drop something when i was up here one time those israel sarcastic and ngos do it again and you know what did i did it again even and i yelled out i was that it he's never yelled at me again you know fuck it harbours jesus christ haven't a awarded your life that want to gag aroused fears and confront this guy like a bit of bronx tail anyways his advice i got jesus christ my fucking knows this is it's done only nineteen so this is gonna be a half hour i guess i'm sorry whatever yet shop at a dude oh yeah that's shop clouds had a car

are there were happy days ahead of car there's only thirteen when i keep asking questions about the jewish religion i think i'm searching for something new aware of my more time especially with the swine flu that i caught up in cleveland don't you guys just celebrated one day or do you really after by somebody thirteen fuck it gives it gave us some every day that's a war that of religious bullshit that's that's their version of jesus poland the fish out of the fucking basket where it says idea jabbered dire he only had a fuckin knock zebra to keep this saw his face for five days and said that somehow we did for fucking thirteen really who gives a shit just sit around the collection basket we'll keep paid for your badge it's all right

bill irregular serve you weekly podcast which i joy immensely thank you i don't know occasion that you have mentioned you are learning play guitar first of all kudos secondly please tell me that you will never fucking incorporate any form of guitar into your act i know it's easy to learn if you open chords of that pile of your seagrave material to some bullshit song i know you could do it and i don't red idiots would laugh at you would you kill five ten minutes of set time easy however please promise me you there were stoop to that level sincerely concern fat fuck it hilarious he had arrived intention of doing there but i hope i do it subject of standing up right now hopefully this will clearly up out like mad he'll like do you hear me sniffle this fuckin thing

actually hold that i do that one day sir and you know why that is because that would mean that i've actually reached such a level of success that no one around me can tell me what a horrible mistake of fucking making with my career check out the cheetah when the nineties he was like self such a legend at that point that one director ever pulled him aside was like al your yelling yeah yeah you're just you just sort of yelling you're not you not acting you dislike there are serious we like the sixth day the shoot here and i can only the scene is like anal two lines here get some coffee and are you just gotta yelled what i mean i respect you were the godfather but you re just one of those deals soft i actually got to the point where nobody actually told me to stop you know

do not go on stage with a guitar don't bug i'm never going to do that shit i should never say never but i'll take this i'd i'd be light if i didn't already fantasize about doing it feel like can i have the greatest our special of time and then the end my encore as i come out i play better than stevie raven you now the next thing you know i'm playing drums in them crooked vultures when david grow less it taken night off right you guys have fantasies like tat dream big let's sit down a watch courtney cox fuck hidden whenever look fuckin cougar show is we had a little epilogue here this he said p s i saw that picture of you playing with the victor wooten bad playing drugs with them and now that you ve been an avid drummer for a long time so what's it to learn a real instrument now buddha

fucking guitars are also full of themselves their feathered hair play the same fucking power cords had been played such a fucking peter frampton what you guys get over yourself you know you know i will be going on holiday party for no particular reason just an indian this in this in the in the vein of a bronx tail every time your bronx tail his chaz monetary the issue that pistol just comes out in wax the back of the head you know i hope it happens to you but it's a fucking ukulele she d die but i just really want you to take a nice fuckin blood force travel with their ukulele waiting about that i would love have you to video of you alone you know stupid rock poses that you probably did back in the eighties if you're older did you do that point will kick we do do you think the state trooper today

have power will you stay with your legs apart but really far apart admit you have done that mr guitars mister falkland musician you never do too little tap on solo in the bathroom mirror and then said look in your tongue like you looking to click because you saw the white snake video did you lose you qatar like the douche bag and that bad as what i wanna fuck your guitar so fuckin emily i really think you re off fuckin virtuosos they're not you know they do this bullshit i actually did also you know let me say that we want to do that then we should not bear those fuckin like alright let's plough ahead here the fuck is wrong my keyboard here i write bill this is what i would say right now this guy's asked before advice i don't know i don't know what to do on this one okay so

need some help on this one bill i have a situation for you so bag and this engage girl for the past several months worried we just waited with both feet ok how's the water five right eye with the two years ago we took a break for a year when she got gazing two thousand eight she re initiated our arrangement over the summer fuck sargasso gonna stay up here so fucking while i know what's wrong we beg and engage girl she's a petite latin girl a great lay she's twenty two were fiance lives over in london a guy s deed that's what he says they just justified it however now that the miserable son of a bitch is moving from london to new york to be author it hit me then

marriage is actually a serious move in life for this poor bass is gonna be spending it though in the rest of his life with her that only their fill bit guilty though i don't hesitate to collar at four a m one of at least twenty drinks deep i feel bad the poor guy he's going to be bearing this lag this girl so fuckin horace she actually compares the size of my dick with her finances wow did she thinks that i'm gonna be taken as a compliment that mine is bigger achieve invited me to her wedding what then fuck is wrong with her jesus christ dude it is a situation he said i'm better use twitter users exhibit a when i educate my son's on how women are complete horse really so now they're all whores because of this one here do you really you picked a fuckin waiter here in any event my question boils down to this by

it suggests that i write her fiance and anonymous email i was thinking more of what are those kidnapping letters with the different letters cut out from magazines did that will be fuckin hilarious about how i was but wherever laramie about how i you her for the last several months what do you think while i hate rats i think i'd be saving this guy lifetime of misery on the other hand that best it proposed to after only three months of meeting our so a kind of desires it at my door poor bastard favour any advice would be appreciated kay ok ok ok where do we go with this one what should you do we do it in a perfect world you could act we send a letter that guy you could tell him i was up what's he got over the shock of it he would actually be like our thank god you know

he said he would like you buddy we like tat god you did me a favor i almost fuckin married this psycho right a little lula tito hoary girl be like the euro has matters i am ichou you're right i was doing their own fucking fang size probably should we get married to a mature blah blah blah blah blah and then you stop fucking guy that would the perfect world but this is probably what's gonna happen you're gonna do it guy's gonna flip out and flip out has a whole rainbow of emotions anywhere from opting in the street crying and peeing on himself to going over there and choking that woman to death

and she's gonna flip the fuck out at you and it's just gonna be a big fuckin mass ok go with you got here what kind of a fuckin asshole what kind of a fuckin asshole date somebody who lives on the other side of a fucking ocean if you need a passport to get to the person that you're gonna marry you not only should you not marry them you're not even in our relationship with him you don't give a fuck that that's fucking retarded you know tat is he was so used to fuck it all those pasty bitches over there in london with there fuck and teeth and their fish and chips breath oversight the camps over in new york on the fucking puerto rican pride day parade and it was over that's what but that's what i guess it up those old jailer girls came walking by and he said holy shit life doesn't

to be this heart just like sexy based you know the ever meet the other miss london that guy was fuckin say all that shit can't will allow face don't make me laugh he really made london see miserable i'm just can you guess armies i keep shit nodding here yet you know what you got it story just fuckin tap i'll bet we'll do that shit oh that's a story just tell the toolbar fuck this guy fuck em you know come on really this girl is this of etarnal but women are so great a fuckin lie they really better than us they lie i just as much as we do so i will make the seem like i'm trash women here i view women that this sitting in the same mud puddle there was sitting their animals just like us with the same fuck it desires to one thing i do like about this story is what

i've been saying all along it's a horrific argues for my girlfriend is you know why don't they ever catch women cheating tiger woods another guy get busted like selective sixth fuckin famous guy to get busted you know so the really people are starting to buy into this shit that guys are the only ones who cheat and i can tell you this being a road comic the amount fuckin married women who have approached me eyes fuckin ridiculous you sit there yet you got your age i got a fucking god you show me they need you shoulda me a fucking what's he gonna do by the time he walked up all my stairs you don't say anyways the fuck was just talking about here they just did just digestive fuckin there better at it

their better they already like do a mild form of lying all day long they call it manipulation shut that they do they say they want something or they just immediately they always know like what emotion let me try cute and they put their shoulders that he did a little fucking smile or the youtube we face you know that they act like they're just cyclists helpless little fucking thing those are all lies this is all shit thickets duchess basically means there's something that i don't want to do and i want you to do it for me and i want you to pay for it and i want you to not only do i want you to do like they're so good at it that's not even not even good enough for you to just do it for them they were you to actually enjoy it enjoy doing it for them that like that's how much they got your fuckin head spirits that's why they never get caught spinous my belief i bill

i wrote that made sets i sort of fuckin zone doubt halfway through their with unequal haze i have go alone here no actually today quoted i fucking anyways let's go over it underlined overrated condescending cuts from connecticut geez the little liberation their condescending comes from connecticut who would new york bars and you are the three dimensional grid of where you work went to school and live these cuts work in pr make thirty grand a year and live off daddy's air max and his and checks for their chelsea flats should be purged it would make sense dude i love you edited at last set its arab dude you got you got some issues of women here ok first of all you're going to wear this condescending counts there's plenty of great women out there you know he just you efficient in the same poison pod

what are the names of these places it you go too i lived in new york for twelve years i never met women like that i know about it like one of those a wall street bars you know go to work for a sound a little bit different so i would like a sports bar that you know what about those wide bars zone where you're going people sit there and chat what the fuck i'm talking about i'm just trying to take the edge off how bad women are getting trashed on this underrated what the fuck is that say hell yo sequence a kick ass bad from portland oregon gee elio secrets are right i'll check those guys out thank you for the email here too the questions that i would have to tap our guys because obviously failed to fucking out here our questions bill but parkersburg he is one from a galaxy went to my saturday night show

f hilarity in cleveland as such i was at your late show for our last friday night a saturday night in cleveland the group i was with went out for dinner drinks before the show and everyone was having a great time so we get to the club take your seat the waitress informs by body that they have some absinthe martinis said i believe was a legal for a long time and recently now it isn't a so they can make we'll go crazy or something like that so anyway so he offers who by them nobody office to buy those absent martinis for everyone in our group made you everyone has said that they were not planning on drinking at the club due to various obligations they had the next day so we once for everyone but me i'm driving even though no one really seems to want it girlfriend is a small girl as such cannot really holder liquor that well so this part eddie cubs that she didn't want it she begins to drag it i see her shipping got it throughout the opening a middle acts until it's finished finally you

stage were laughing our asses off that all this i notice or stop i look at her ask if she's ok to which she shakes her head and said no and she says she needs me to take it to the bathroom why i need to go i have no idea you're alive because she's a fuckin woman they draw get down with them if you are defined can puke you would just get up and puke right i need you to go with me fucking god so fuckin annoy why i need to go i have no idea i guess so i get i guess so i get to look i guess so i get to look like the douche walking out with thereby me anyway she has a puking of having to take her home missing here for you shall so question is shaggy man at my body for buying her the extra they potent drink that she didn't want pest at her for drinking it after saying she didn't want it because she didn't want to get drunk i'm kind of man of bosnia

but more so at her because no one put a gun to your head enforcer to drink she chose to who should you be bad at christ at our factories are a hard questions you know what you she's gonna be mad it yourself for some first of all i need you to go with me to the bathroom that's just what you don't like that's one of those things where you shouldn't have to go to the fucking bathroom but that's one of those things if you don't they going to make it seem like you know it's vietnam and you took off in the chopper and left them down there like fucking willem dafoe you know what i mean just becomes out here if you think i would have focused blah blah blood you know it's amazing sweetheart how you're always a hero in these hypothetical situations you know why that is because their hypothetical annoys me why do you have to go to the fuckin bathroom what did you do you can't go in there what she did

sit there would like a glass up to the door so eager to hear a puking why should you be mad at i should break your fuckin bodies balls and tell your girl that she needs to take you out for a fuckin something or other just go maker do something for your breaker breaker fucking balls about it you know cause you fuck that all that you brought your beer bodies a decade for do what you get you know he's probably bang the other girl it's at the table right he's doing what he's doing these get everybody look it up to be a show off absurd to you to be illegal friday or resolve fuck it thanks that's i i do i break your bodies balls that i'd i'd make your girlfriend they're telling of egypt chris assaulted it say it is chauvinist italy is possible if she doesn't i would just start jerking off right foreigner but that's make that's what i do i right next question

a bill big fan of yours from the opium anthony show in the money more podcast you do too quick sure for you i m a military that do this is a brutal this is a brutal situation the jewish hurry a few i m a military veteran and i also happen to be career college right now and all friends are white when we hang out get drunk the ugly racist shit comes out i know that between jogging around and real hate my problem is i was homeless we're getting food with my dad went outside i hear fuck you chink yelled at us went blind with rage and jumped out of the car that was going twenty miles an hour i chased those fuck the two fox down but they will i try to but they were too fast and got away he's probably the racial slur that hurts the most that shit really it's away at me my parents are immigrants but they work hard and i've never

knocked over anyone or achieve other taxes etc i felt that i my country for a year in the dust just to come back and still we hated because i have a small because i have small eyes and a tiny penis ages ok any advice on how to handle undeserved racism many advice to how my friends understand what it's like to be a minority anyways let me know what you think a huge fan of fuckin chink i do suffice i would give you is when you want some we need to understand what it feels like to be a minority you're probably shouldn't ask a white male heterosexual because read that whole thing of my big question was was when you hang out with your friends and they get drunk and you know all the racist stuff comes out you like i could tell the difference between joking edge

in real hate my question is is why just because you're korean that it just seems like my brain for the second was like always korean so because he is a minority in this country that means he's incapable of races thoughts my question would be our question have you ever thought some fucked up you had two of you now you never saw a black eye coming down the street i got this guys gonna robbie it turned out you know you just cured pancreatic cancer or some shit you know that never happen who does now that fuckin story right doesn't it bad person but we're supposed to do of age when gangster rap is on the television you live in white suburbs you know nobody butter the fuck am i what if we try to answer this question over the phone was the question

any advice on how to handle on deserve racism she made on rural areas into in a perfect world you go out there be delivered shut out of em and everyone else would cheer you aren't as you did it whether by a drink for server the country i mean that's you know the world i would like to live and you know you wouldn't kill those people well i guess you would consider could change fuck it you know traffic a little bit i know what to tell you do what what are you a majority and ass all here but i would i would probably not hang out with people who got drunk and sudden started to sound racist you know pick a better group of friends means enough you gotta hear from strangers i wouldn't want my inner circle of people like you know that's not a good sign a good sign do you know

you're drunk i like to explain stuff i don't just start you know but not a clan hood that would be my advice i would get some better friends this is helping your friends to understand what it's like to be a minority i just they're not going to be able to understand it yet it's either just not they would have to move to south africa and have a farm that was being taken away from an assumption they'd have to do it like that at all even though they would still have the arrogance of i'm a fucking from the white race they still have that card to three down you know but it really ugly oh i know they get another somebody white could ever understand that you know empathize you can listen to the stories and gnawed never concerned look on your face but the end of the day it up bobby i see this take careers

as far as i know about asia the japanese are sort of the white people of of asia you know when they come don't take time to consider themselves superior they looked down on the chinese and the koreans that type shed they kind of bids little county with a little children warrior practices isn't working try to do the rape and king at all that shit that they didn't world war too you know creeds fail why this value from america have you ever rabby i've already books on ireland or germany i'm an asshole i will pay you to listen to this anyways i would do said steve bird and email comedian t burn hilarious committed and he is he's half white have korean i believe so let me tell you to put you in the face i know him he likes to play hockey aright

moreover rated underrated had a great time it shone cleveland did it to underwrite ok your those does eat this guy basically didn't overrated underrated from the show that he saw me do he said underrated the way non smokers smell i'm not saying that you're fed stig but sweet jesus christ i kept looking around during is set because i could have sworn that someone was smoking a especially those two hicks who were heckling you behind them in line for your dvd they just wreaked of cheap tobacco booze i've got some militant anti smoking guy asthma fact i quit smoking about four months ago i've just i find that i smelled that bad for twenty years i wasn't even aware of it another underrated people who don't have to tell you every thought that pops into their head the guy sitting behind me at your show is easily the guy who is having the loudest

i'm guessing is good for you as a community you couldn't hear thankfully is the way he would comment on almost everything you said onstage now we go to give some examples what a great analogy bill just made that is really that is a really old reference it's hilarious i care believe bill just said that jesus how did you not punch secondly the throat he said he thereby thousand more deep observations obviously be sarcastic i was glad to enjoy you show so much but fuck i just wanted to turn around tell him it's ok just think these things don't you should have said that you don't think you you don't get it your body every reaction you haven't bills joke save something for a ride home for christ's sake but i did say they because a peace loving pussy who just sits there unless people annoy him thanks for the great shown as nice to me afterwards

i do sorry had the bad timing i was aware show i just had a couple of couple of drugs there who thought they were helping the show they worked so i fucked with them a cup the times and then i just had to deliberately make it uncomfortable and i got out of it there there what is happening was most people than even here up so they like what they say they say they were yelling jew copy ali faggot that's what they were doing why i made a reference to a trade off and the data would be funny if they just kept yelling jews i don't know why they were violent odds on some shit and then i was talking about some sort of homophobic thing and then they were yelling you faggot you fucking faggot faggot the whole the entire job like every tool have seconds

added their world it was hilarious it it was helping by set so when you go do i i i'm gonna go take a bath there's a visual for you fucking aches and page here forget take a shower like a fuckin mad sit there some money money progress this week i apologize for the night no problems here and i apologise to my country downstairs neighbour everybody have a great weak and please go out see me a better the punchline up in sacramento uninformed radio dot com to listen to my radio show with the wonderful georgia rosa eighteen idle senile sensation of the obediently radio radio on on exam what else can i hype so i got a billboard jakob above five

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