Dunes, Amazon, Amazon and then they're going to do something with a promo code. Do you put promo code bar in you got it for five bucks? On my way do I do I had that you want me to decide what is happening. Whole fuckin thing a little bit of Jesus Christ. I Where were you go Our idea, what's going on, it's billboard is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast they're just check it on you, just Second in on, you probably think about Jesus bill. You went a little fast on that one. You usually fuckin stretch it a little bit longer. What do you have I shall guest in the studio or something why yes, yes, I do. I have Great Jim Florentine, in studio Yahoo as a new state of special coming out that will be available on Itunes and Amazon called a simple man. Ladies and gentlemen, New Jersey zone.

Jim Florentine and film? The new jersey of CORE filled energy odyssey, the the royalty of New Jersey? It's gotta go Bruce Springsteen John Bond Jovi, Jim flaunting Maybe I Lang now Rich Voss Bridge was that we get rich, the duke of forgetting, threatened daily lives. Sapling real iron is put out. A speedier was fucking great yeah, these two guys pomp and my like a maniac. I think that's a great thing and I love the you put it on Amazon, ya, think no more specials in more areas. So nobody, it's too much power, if you know a domain name, yank, absolutely that enabling I'll get a good deal somewhere like fuck, you you're, not on it. I want all that stuff. So, yes, I, like the new mileage coming out at base it on your stuff,

You know that's what I'm hearing through the music industry like if you Spotify and all those others, a straining sites, abasing enough to pay some big royalties coming soon in like two three years, just like satellite radio, before they were paying shit there bridle accommodates one won't get a dime, then all the sudden when they merged the governments that what you have to stop paying royalties. They passed along the consumer, and now you get nice checks from sound exchange through because at a satellite radio, internet radio, I now the streaming sites despotic eyes all rose again have to start painted about two years of the ownership of fuckin time. I know so the on your master, if you're the master- and they also do you- know you're performer- you get double checks, I swear. I saw a thing. One time there was. It was at that documentation that heavy metal band that just date they came to allay like the week before nor VON as album came out, never mind that just you know as well as the eggs that, though the legend goes, that was the outcome that destroyed the whole thing rather than fifty thousand bans all singing the same.

Fuckin song, so that failed banana move back to like Indiana or whatever the fuck they were from an and hair metal still survived another three years. Then they try to get into Grunge abolish it. Then they would just old and aid, then never really made it and they made it document unit? One point towards the end: lesson all of it one of the key the members said he goes what I learned. He what I've learned he goes you're better to. I have one hundred percent ownership and just sell twenty thousand copies. Then you are to have no ownership and sell like twenty million copies you'll actually make more money. If you well that's how bad they fuckin rip you off. They just stay, they ripped do you know they need all that shit. All back to the blues, guys and all that you know every fuckin artist, they just they. What that's what happened. So it's end then also yet also like those eight videos with the go further, but the hot chicken it and they weren't. You know

dance around on stage, do whatever those videos were like a half million to a million dollars to budgets on those, so that came out of the top of any money they sold you and your record company, but their money up so just to make it a good, and it was the same. Video was the guy's performing on stage and it was a hard check and you start out lack and why money like the rest of the Van kicks in now than it was in color up. It was the ballad, they looked tired, you know by Jovi on the boss, you look tired, is looking at the window and drive and now who is the first what bon Jovi cuz you do also do that metal show. So that was eighty six on that album came out on video was maybe eighty seven is somewhere around New Jersey was, as big record, come out. Like eight thousand four hundred and eighty five, bond efforts slippery one when how old was everywhere was probably think. Eighty four

those eighty five ok, some around, then then New Jersey came out after rapid sloppy. Why does you give love a bad name, the on a dead or alive? All of that ship are essential day start the. I'm tired on the tour now journey dead member journey, wouldst, steep period that bad moustache and faithfully Oh yeah yeah memory had the Mustang yeah. That said, that was that started the original tire. I'm tired, I'm on untoward, I'm exhausted, What about when he was at that San Francisco giant game, they start playing the journey song and all he had to do was smile and wave, and then he acted like somebody, He acted like someone who is just a fan of the ban, rather than the guy singing it, and he just he just went over the fuckin top with it.

And it was agitated goes a moment later, if he's not selling tickets, whatever it's like, he should just played that cool and he tried to be to regular and then everybody's eviscerated among the fuckin internet. Did you ever see that our yak as I've seen em a giant, I'm a big giant, fancywork locked and I've seen em games? He goes like every game when his kids, he can hit those notes anymore. So he knows I'm just land law, let the asian guy take over and though it you know I just like than the royalties offer Joe. Yes, he doesn't need to do any that stuff. You doesn't care. The easy could have imagined journey. Ten years ago, resist like Agamemnon can about myself that's a smart move so just to at once at a baseball Pierre lightly. I let my reply around or planned nosey ain't in those areas- and he knows is negative- does notes you don't get you down what he saw a great two thousand some. I know he sounded and let you know the heat they got offered. Fourteen million dollars for two to our shows, but I think in the desert.

But was a thing of how you you're, like a couple months ago, yeah fourteen million for two to our shows and and broader planted to everybody else's zeppelins like of course, and he said now, He bought a bunch of apartment. Buildings is what he did so he's making all this fuckin money that I use Yahoo is a really good businessmen, but why can't you just commando look. This is gonna, be like nineteen. Seventy six, I'm not gonna, be all they had all note fanatical hang on my friends. We're gonna jam have a good time and don't expect much else. If you ve thought I'd have to be honest with you, I think he's protecting the legacy of the banned by doing it, I mean they did that last one. I don't think I don't think they could do it better than they did it in o seven, and he's always said? If you just do you know, if this is just a money grab been there done that? What are these I'm just an old hippy boy by like he just doesn't see the reason it do it now. What

I would do if I was the rest of them. I did. I get Jason Bottom on drums John Paul Jones in Jimmy Page, and I would do a journey did and who gives a fuck what they try to do that after two, first of all to page and plant don't get along at all like whenever rehearse infinite. Two thousand seven show Jason Bottom told a shout, told a story on that metal showing whose on they were at each other's throats page and plant. They just like each other. It's like they gets more plant. You know, so I asked it out. They were hoping that we gonna do reunion and plants at once again. No, but not do what it said. I actually audition Stephen Tyler, Sammy Hagar, that's right and MILES Kennedy had the gig miles is from all the Bregenz slashes solacing. He had the gig and are ready to do it, and then they just said you know what we can't wait, let's put it to the sky. We can't do that. We're not gonna, sell us as lads Applin, my God so called, but miles gonna be out of nowhere got that gave but did dig Stephen Tyler my hearing, something in my headphones. Elsie laughed:

we are concerned about the alarm a fire. How do you know what it is, One of these times is going to be an actual, it's like when you need them. When you know club and what not to check- and here too long go you're gonna give a shit, I'm leaving. I lay on his nine guys, ready ready to take my spots zadok if there's a volume, one of those nine just pulled into absolutely to get me away from her. So now I understand plants thing where he doesn't want to do. It is like on that. I want to know from the guy's, probably worth three hundred million so he doesn't need to do at this point. You just wishes a fan, maybe just a few shows. Yeah cause. You know what I like one when, when Jason played in two thousand seven, I thought he was finally himself where he was like you didn't feel like he added to it. Dad did, but he d

who is thrown energy through and so much shit lot of. It was some stuff that his dad did live but like ie is personality was on it. I thought you really fuck owned it on that once I was kind of sight to see them go around, it is probably better advice: They don t work. As you know it, Well, a member that live aid when they had the two fuckin drummers and shit that was only five years after they had played, but I heard page was so fuckin upset that he didn't play guitar for a while. The bottom die like to the point he had tried to remember how the fuck and play that's right, as in the story was Paul Rogers. Came over one day. We just hang in like three. Four years later, I said: hey dude, you can pick up the guitar, let's see if we can write some songs, they started the firm after that Yes, what is it you're, fucking money? he's come over the new name. Just still do Zepplin ship play some firm. Stop the fucking Jimmy page Prodigy project with John Paul Jones in Fuckin. I know what Jason Bourne Member one member not play page was so pissed off at Replant that it got David cover down that covered l page,

they did one out because governance drizzling operates in aid. They went out with him, be a robber plant hated David covered adequately thought it was alleged epilepsy. You know just bought replant clone. Look like I'm sounded like em in the pages on energy arch enemy amongst our own ban. We think it ad that I think that'll do a lot of damage. The idea didn't get any guide ten years younger, they can still hit the fuckin notes, are woven, hail and pulled it offers member Sammy and Dave did that towards Sammy, Hagar, Daily rots or together hated each other because event hounds weren't talking either and then, I got back with Sammy, so I guess man sounds like water. They did their sellen arenas. We should be doing this. They put Sammy back in the ban. He's back in the band now now lotuses a while ago, but Sammy and and Dave Custom, then Ambrose would just blonde em off the ok. What's the two old singers vanhecke, let's do it or to gather NATO torn they hated each other whole tor.

Because we're Mammy, Sammy and Dave hated each other yeah. They hated each other since day one, but they just enough to warrant a response to like rotate headline in every night and Samuel China blown off to stage and Dave was all the egos and all this shit so Think Sammy would win the thirty he Probably but Dave was still a voice of aunt Ellen. I rather here you know again and You main street, then, is this love. Yeah we sought semi, hey girl, you when you look at it. I was just time, but this is my last podcast this is such like fuckin white, guys in the forties attire. Now I always thought he shuddered fuck, enjoying the ban. There was no upside where it was like you're, not gonna, followed Dave. How can it be like you just it just one of those things like why, which why would you go there? It was Steve Young going after FUCK and Joe Montana, no matter what the fuck did he was always gonna, be not your montana. Even only why one one I get the monkey off my back or whatever.

Tat. You should just stay, but there's a fuckin ban, Munich hours and credible live in areas like the direction of his soul. Oh shit before that is love, Annetta keyboards and they were walking around the fuckin flesh. Colored flashed aunt suits whatever the hell. Are you aware of the air? We now hear that he had a great solar career before your. I know it's really enough, though I don't think you really thought I was gonna take off our noted. You said, let's start stodgy Amman and then by Van Hail and actually got bigger at that point is more records. What Sammy, but that was the MTV days more like day, was like the last of the Panama Jump and stuff like that. But then, when been ale and like eighty six as when they put their first one, I would put us Emmi there at all a video and stuff like that said, I sold a lot more records and Dave. Let us try to bring this back into like this century. He categorized if I only some fuckin alleges that meal night, so our body I passed away right, we're at that age. People fuckin die, and so we were today, a better.

It form. So I got fucking comics together, there's a guy I did stand up was from nine thousand two hundred and ninety nine is catchy just a great guy and then he became a ride or did all these wonderful things and unfortunately had a heart attack and died. I got all of his bodies from fuckin back in the day, like astern yeah Boston, guys, like you, know some guys who are not doing stand up really anymore. We all fuckin came out Solaris Raw stand around fuckin, dad genes and bad airlines that shit, look around like. While we are fucking old before the shortest site, Jesus Christ, this crowd looks kind of young. I hope this is. Gonna go I'll, write the fuckin it perfect, perfect night, set for one fuckin do, but he was on some medication. He was drinking bud, light see repeated. A couple of jokes was fuckin Alessi. Here he had in one guy had a tough set, so I was on stage. I've

was making fun of fat actresses, complain and in shit, and then I was just going to look at me. I'm fuckin among bald, ready to mail. You dont think as a glass ceiling on the parts I can get out here and shit like that right. So, at the end of my set on doing the meat and great in this guy came up to me, Denny want em like picture anything, He had one of those before and after fuckin here club for men cards. I guess he did. He goes duty goes. I could get you your hair back. If you wanted, it was declared that the guy was like bald like me than head, like the fuckin. A really I was just like. I said to my acknowledgement of good and he kept fuckin showed it to me. Focus I do I like. I go. I like the way I look. I don't need that wavy shit right any just fuck and put his head down. He walked out like a scolded child of work and ass. They had only their pocket wow. I worry at some point. I guess thanks man, but I'm good. You know that guy you give em that, but then, when they keep pound than away what oh six suit! I had here one point what I saw it I got me: ok I'll go. I always said. If I was gonna, be the next Brad Pitt it would Happened before

I had with you a forty eight of the Iliad Fuckin heads like now. Do it's it's it's a rap yen, camp around now everybody knows you know how to do it in their transition stage, where you will lose a little bundle like did eat you somewhat as air UK. Oh yes, so many guys there were so many guys, hang enough, the fuckin, ledge and all of a sudden pull themselves back up like this. So many fuckin guys I just I never I just didn't give a shit like this, the certain point of like you just gotta. Not just you just play the hand you dealt, you gonna, look away, fuckin better, although some people that I know they got some really good one spot. Rather I start- I don't know I don't, Do I want you to do that laser I surgery the eye wandered out either I'm waiting till I got a hundred percent. You fine yeah exactly this. Does a couple Kayser guys foggy any can't see in and then it is usually view over fuck and forty five, and only last for this amount of years and in what you gonna do it again. Fucked

now, when the robbery and on your eyes longer working sit there. Look at added is adored. That's that's too much so, but you did the right thing. What that guy, you said now good and then he kept pound and away some guy. Well, I laughed. I thought it was a drives fuckin hilarious and then, when you said, Durham Good, I'm gonna go out as I do that I don't need that. Wavy shit, it's always the guy with the wavy fuckin. Here it's never. Anybody was like look like those guys and knows an oasis. They have. Be the kind it's always the fuckin wavy. Just I you do I'm good. And then you can put his design and me something. I want you to do not all Ohio thing. It is, as higher state amount of big college football failing to do all age. Yeah. I was doing to get guys like to my friends. Can a snapshot disco? You do this with a gun now Obviously I go. First of all, Europe Fuckin snapshot near the like forty years old. You shouldn't be unsnapped, Jan Second, I'm not the one that fuckin coenties I come on. Go now, don't I'll take a picture where they'll do whatever. But

the one all age? I all gets weird with that shit like those supported Align last night, that guy, like eight people back and he's, his time with his friend. Got his friends head pointing at me, like I'm looking at this person for my thirty yards away on a phone looking at me, I just kept yelling to the guy. Just going sir, I'm not going to talk to that guy to shut your fucking phone off and he wasn't listening to it. I can you tell that Psycho back there with his friend on the phone. I am not I'm not Enough of someone just hand you a fucking phone. Hey. Can you say a lot of my friend fucking, you know start. Do I just I just did that by just Channel Patrice. I would just start hang up on I only ask a righteous anger. I d rather have my more kept. You wanna go equally. I used to call these communist. I guess he's gotta talk to like once or twice a year, a belated level, a nominal hometown. Remember someone so anyway, just hand the phone to and the person on the other end didn't want. Up to me either right and it was

is the worst pocket things like I would go. I don't do that. Don't do without any would have to mean ay, and then I just finally I just started fuckin. Hang it up and it just it and they would. He got so fuckin, Madame useless. I do I'm asking you not. Fuckin do this and still doing it You leave me, no choice, the many tribal. What do we think you too? You too good for that yeah. You're too good everybody's too good for exactly to talk to a complete, fucking. Stranger who doesn't want to talk to you want a phone. People easier to me like a sailor. My front of my guy, I don't this isn't Jim Florentine imo yet as because what are you doing in Saint Louis, around doing a gig? There's no way does know why you're insane, unlike our I go on that, can argue with they. Take the fucking phone back, not argue, go to my website about the fire fighting about whatever gives a shit now that it never never fuck it ends well, but Eddie. How's your eye. A not dolphins,

I just wanted a dolphin raven game last week in Baltimore they get their aspect damn ravens, always tough man. They did the never play good against physical teams. Never Is there not a physical team. You don't get around. They got that endemic a suitor, yeah he's good because he gets double and triple team and other guys gets acts. But I just there just not a good physical team. They just you, know ten, a hill, that's some guys on the offensive line, this Lecter seventy five, so I can't complain yet this new coach, I think, he's pretty good. What are the bills? Bills are. Sixty six love it. You're out. They did economic players. You got to go at least ten at six one thousand one hundred and five, not just to get a wild card this year or so What are the Rex range? You just go back to being a defensive corner. You get a suitable right. Now is this? Where he's got too much of an ego and he's got his brother, what it as well as making thought you know and the ones that- and let me do what I wanted to do really yet

Stevenson in the history of the animal tat, your arrival and your trash, and I M on the way out. There's robbery and one of his teens made the playoffs once and they got knocked out. The first game was New Orleans against the ALA couple years, other that never even made a play off, give robs Bene head. Coach knows them, but a defensive ordinarily cowboys is what the raiders he's been all over the place. Yet I think I think Rex does most of the heavy lifting when it cause. He always has good defences and then I think Rex does most of the heavy lifting when it cause. He always has good defences and then, but now we actually is a decent quarterback, you just as anybody to fuck its road to entirely Taylor. You can not sack that guy. It's unbelievable he's fucking amazing. I now to get constantly get not away, but and then the dolphins get that they gave us our Maria Williams, Maria Whims. They are released and he's terrible. What happened- and I do it he's my army now he's got like two tackles the whole year, so Buffalo new to get rid of him By the buffaloes out again and be seventeen years, no playoffs

but their better labelling than they were I'm anoraks goes in and yourselves is beyond. Does is all bullshit in on me, like I'm, not here to lose really. While I know I got a kisses kisses ranks yet I'm here to make the playoffs that's good dirt, good to know you know. I love this week was brand Cashman said after the Red Sox. I guess sign some deals with something. He said he just went wow egos. They like the golden state warriors and I can dive laughin like due the fact that talk about the wherewithal expressly the pot calling the kettle black you and ass assholes. You invented that shit how to Fuck you going to sit there and say like if he should have been like, while those guys are ripping us off just as the last few years was. Basically since George Steinbrenner died, yeah the sun's way more conservative and is trying to do with the farm system which iris back. Then I love but but Catherine was part of that

of course, like a fuckin free agency war criminal and how he's fucking wagging his finger at the fuckin red Sox for doing what the what they did not. Having said that, I the thing that turn me off about baseball and I thought I felt the Red Sox, no seven became the Yankees when they signed illustrate. This has been difficult for me to get back into it, but I guess, but also you gotta. Yesterday, the yank, the Yankees sign Chapman declared, for years, eighty six million French for closer, and wit What did he play again? He was with the reds he was with the Yankees last. Should I try to make a trade deadline in a cop's? Do you want a world series with it? One hundred and five miles an hour: the cops, he was a free aging Yankees just resigned, I'm gonna back For years, eighty six million- he was there, but he was one of the guys who

Chapman J German was originally what the reds some trouble off the field and the Yankees garment defer half a season, traded America sunken reds. What kind of trouble to somebody get into it? You give your fuckin trade away a hundred five miles an hour pitcher. I now just didn't He didn't exuded of what what we like give to our fair when they say that the pursuit of our team there, we have a code, the code even Cincinnati, launch you throw out the fuckin window, the guy sort out of five miles an hour exactly London there. What you want you he's gonna grab some tidies at any rate, a fuckin holders It was funny, as I was saying that like is now Jack, going to be a thinking. Other fuckin internet now who's. He added headings for south in other but now every little fuck. I am slowly. You have this at this. Unlike I didn't look to special. I felt like a little over a year ago or urine half. Actually it's been

and there's stuff on there. I led a look back those charged with trying to do a trail on my colleague. Should I said that I go. It's probably what I said a year and a half ago was like. I can't believe you said that my we wait. Where did you film? It? George Sri Playhouse, New Brunswick, New Jersey, it's right, dentistry from stress factor and was going to say yes, like a six hundred feet, the seat theater was very upset. Now very high honour of any help promote gay. I gotta get a minor work Amanda. What is big? The absolute good money runs that town I can go, he was gonna. Do it said he was gonna open the shower. Do ten minutes to warm up the crowd? Of course it was late and he didn't so I'm tired of billions of euros. How would it be like video trying to have a good special have a back up, just a gay, so by yes, I cut Vinnie and on a basically, they sell tickets to distress factory. So unless cool yeah what you do you guys start. I started ninety one. I started ninety two kids Yonder Flores. He was a four maniac I need to

So he started ninety one to yeah yeah ninety one and he was already married with like nineteen, oh yeah. He had already used very well like three kids Yonder Flores too was a fucking maniac. I was Like this open MIKE thing on a Monday night, a Strip club I remember when I when I met him. When the mid nineties, He was such an angry man. He was Ricky would feel it often him. Elsie was gone through that that first, the first go around And then the he's just become exact opposite now is like fuckin Santa Claus it. You suggest we like in the nineties, students and I was an angry fucked up to it, so that everyone. So while I would meet someone whom match. My anger surpassed. It now is always just like I'm not gonna. Fuck with that guy, like I have a river running joke Mean Opie, more Anthony and now over the fact that call enough here.

We recognised both of us. What word like this fuck and level of anger and right just out, everybody gets onto the bus and that shown eventually it was argued, a big, only Patrice on a show, and I get we both I think he was wont to brought it up. I too would first time I met you. I sense this Fuckin anger news item to stay away from those like. I do not share the fuck. I was, if you give you listen to the issue, you'll never find a clip of us. We'll be everybody trash and everybody we never love one at each other. I don't know what there was something about the guy like disguise a skies like, he might be even angrier than I am sorry. I just completely state aware now. That's it that's a good move. Now any was very angry memoranda. Like us, Vinnie had the comedy club that can ninety four here distress factories and it was an ILO spots in a hotel or whatever, and my friend this guy Eric Romantic local comic ago here a box, it go get your card and it goes

comedian, I live in New Jersey, cuz. I love duty club has my card and me to go, see a car to go see. I was a nice car that has two headshot on it, but he just ripped it up right. In front of them, we just walked away. Why and any just now, and then he came back and thought it was funny and that they are doing so. Pissed item is pork and ass. All the lady like that, and that has to wait any was probably have he was just fucking around. That's Larry, I don't all viewers are not just by yet he was. He was anger. That's why I like them. I loved you know I love angry deeds. Will you know when the first time I did this stress factory? I worked with already Fletcher. The outcome is still a fundamental: the entails everybody we are so I use in Florida gaze of large area, so we worked together. Of course I draw anybody like venue has given me a shot, and I made a club, and I was is no name comic and I think it because he had in reality build most of it at the time. Now it's a really nice caught me member. When he first opened it I mean it we're it was a phobia dump. So I,

Fuckin made fun of it and die But I still killed in making the club was killing and all that and I'm a recalled by managed at the time to streamline guy you didn't get the job done get the job done. A fuckin, wouldn't you didn't work me for like seven years after that and I don't think fuckin. Worked me until after all been Anthony. Maybe little before that he started to work me was our those in the hotel used to happen in a hotel before moved into the same. Besides, hang I held paint that place when he moved over there. I was there when it where you go was forever he could have been over them one two to three fucking years The creepy bicycle hanging from the outer ceiling and dead stage was fucked up. It was it was. I can I came up here, but it would. It was a dump, but don't happen over the years. Any geeky greeted the floor. He the smoke eater and all of a sudden it was amazing. It went from like this fuckin de level room dynamic

supply. I love that place here. One of my favorite clubs, Veni, probably wishes. I got to that part. Sooner. That fuckin story, because if I may call your father trash club on the goddamn park, as that would have easy as normal. Now I like he's on the committee is one of a council in his talents of like that. Get the! He sees he's evolved, yeah, this funding, though this that when you get to be our age like that, one two things happens: either you fuckin evolve. Chill out you learn how to like enjoy life, or you are literally the exact same fuckin person. You were when when whatever I see people either either way they did become dads or whatever they just changed it. Mello they're not as angry they're, happy blah blah or they are literally the exact same fucking person. They were when I met him in the 90s yeah and you don't want to be that guy. I know that like when I got married and had a kid and moved to the suburbs. Unlike man, I'm gonna be tough, that talked and neighbours and hang out with them and thoughtful.

School districts and then I gotta go basket, I can but sit next to damage refugees, and I love doing that. I love I am more normal neighbours reach Walker, kids, robust stop! Every day. We hang why go over to air. They come over my house, it's fucking, great yeah lobbying around other parents and stuff like that authority can be a nightmare. I wish I knew when I was younger than that that that was you know. But that actually, I would think help your comment because I always thought like you. Don't you Let me just some guy get married. Have a kid: that's it! It's not all your careers over you're, not gonna, make it better These cracks me up when they talk about like the pressure like women. Have it. Pregnant like if they can do. I keep to career in blah blah blah blah in, and I understand that in the real world but like in show business, I think everybody man or woman that if you're on the performer sided to site, I am I'm fuckin done. I like you, feel like I have to be at a certain level of selling tickets for My wife to still believe in me has

Still like you know, not selling tickets are going be like you do in this case. Anything on the weekend. I need I need a solid pay check and I need to know that their money coming home, like I do not mean fuckin guy said you see, though, that there Just fuckin took em right down to the met a tall man. You know I always when I first started. Member Romano was married with two kids at a time like how can he juggle both? I never knew how we could do that. How can it be funny and have a family life and shit like that? I was so there's no way. I can have that. I probably order screwed up in my twenties and those once I got my forties. Oh my god, I could do absolutely would have fucked it up. I am so I would have been a fucking lunatic. You know, I think, there's a reason I waited so so let me most of it was fear, but a lot of it was. I was a fuckin lunatic. Yes, I was saying we may I'm gonna screw to supplement a fuck somewhere on the road. I shouldn't be Doin.

You dont, amid as you get older like that's, it doesn't mean you know it's not even part of the equation. When you have a bad said, you take it home with you out on you absolutely yeah. Maybe genomics fucking do in a dish. Is all the time I now if I were to go, if you would allow me to take a nap, and I had a watch it kid. You know how to work that now yellow out she. So now, when I look back to all the fuckin shit and I went through the really did not have to go through in this way, the cracks me up. You know poverty. I like I just would like to where the fuck were you. I wish version of you, my maybe that was I just didn't pay attention that he is the most fuckin normal life like, The list goes on the road and the business community in any comes home like completely in normal and like he's like an eighty year old man and like a thirty five year old body and like it that he has a comic so when they always say that a younger comics, like his fuckin age, always gonna, be like It was easy to psychiatric got away. Couple kid: she she's called you gone out

You're, the guy don't stand up. When I met her bible. The boss. I always think like whenever I look at the way I was tell him, you know What do you fuckin doing it right now? I'm don't you did it? He's don't like that, so we re Romano, they re Romano got married the regular age started a family at the regular fuckin age and all of that end, still have any noise great. Who is he he got. He got in before Seinfeld hit that big payday this indication right, because I have a theory that after they had to pay Seinfeld that Hollywood. All got together was like how the fuck do we, stand up: comedian half a billion dollars. How does this deal work? Rhine ever give this deal out again. Well, re Romano still has a wise, the last war, because that was it. Nobody ever got the only anybody's gotten it created by it was a combination of the created by a performer producer.

And a writer checking pull those four fuckin checks. The same goddamn show and then, There wasn't that the influence of the internet right in video games and all this shit and I've been making fun of that stupid. Ass fucking virtual reality step thing: you put the phone up to the glasses and the level with which people are freaking out, like what like, like you, don't know you're still in your living room right, I fuck that's right. Up there with the people when their blindfolded and their raw, their feeding them all of garden and they they can tell excited so decadent. It's like olive growing. It's like a son greater can make pasta like that. Yeah

and the only body at all of garnets right outside of a hotel, and you have no choice its business people, you don't have a car and you have to walk through and I was broke hasty and I loved, because it can bring in the bread, would just fill you absolutely more bread Eddie. I love I now we ve got to figure out where you know I gotta wait till he did a club, eight o clock, so value to fulfil Opto aid, and I get a free mail at the club. There was a long time those classy place to bring a date for me. They had wind May. Yet. How can I get you? Another glass of wine, no angel here, pasta watching your weight, so when what the wonders especial come up, Frati disseminate Friday disseminate, which is tomorrow, I guess I don't know nowadays a way people listen to podcast and We're gonna have a look. Do we have a link that I condemn? ex down here. Do we have anything Buehler ok is, is Can I have it so I can say it Jesus, I know we didn't plan so so this isn't on you. I'm just saying this,

This is the level of professionalism and that I have a lot of progress where you getting any road dates. Everything you want to plug coming up. Now just I'm do understand in New York City, New Year's Eve nice. I love that club, it's a fucking great that's great. It's kind of its like the seller to point out the anxious to go down a man like you know. Sometimes it's ten people on a Thursday which is fuckin beautiful. I love that. Just do what I M just recorder, sets and work it out its I loved. So I Lublin place and unbending tens gonna host at night RON, Bennington. Not always ends up again. Yes, visa host, and I knew I didn't even though it did stand, I guess he did back in the day. I guess he had a cloud then in Florida, when you I don't know- and I remembered aspects we were saying and then I did this thing, we're Bobby Kaliko Creeps were kids. Was made about shall accommodate kids, we did all show and Bennington hosted ended, stand upon a couple months ago. Colleagues, with Korea. Grace required zero votes taken around the country. He.

Actually just flash the crab yeah he's a fucking, great interviewer, and all our that I had no dated standby would love to secrecy. Funniest fuck. It the crowd. Yeah he's a can great interviewer in all our that. I had no David stand up. I would love to sick. As he's funny is fuckin hell he's great man run infested. They don't do that showing now fares on office just basically just quit or he did the robber plant. May I just said you know we paid he had his fourteen million or whatever the fuck he had a yes I'll run. Does it with his daughter now aren't I, you're back he's dude, I'm I don't even know. What's going on in the assets every every week at something different lobbies on the afternoon now gems, on a morning which SAM Robertson well being at thing you're talking again the I now see I'm wondering now.

If they ever do lifesaver have you know if the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, how backstage our weird it must be with those bands it had all the problems and then they gonna walk out together like if this ever like a radio hall of Fame. At some point they gotta bring opium Jimmy fact NET, so they all gonna, be there I hope when they get back together. I think enough time has gone far enough. Time is gone by, but you know I think they will at some point. You got any idea all the answer, you least wall and then hopefully, Jim Wholesale, beat a trio back. Why can't they do like them? I can the mechanics thing we just go out. You fuckin do a couple of solar records than you. Reform is genesis. I know I guess it doesn't work with radio you gotta kind of you can't just. Fucking, hey we're going to be open Anthony for six months and then what I'm going to do my side project. I never had a good head for business. How did you deal with the election? Will you one of those people crying when you saw Hillary, didn't break through that final glass ceiling from now? Not at all,

Did you watch it are only I watch me. I fell asleep like above ground Brown like one thirty, and then I was down a dizzy world, my kid and then everyone was crying and next day at Disney. You know I wanna go tell my kids. I died. I went to my orca tromp one because ok, that's what I told them I don't. This always happy. It always happens like a member after after Bush, it was just fuck, anybody wearing a red tie with everybody in it and all the blue guys came right. Same bull shit happens right same fuckin bullshit, they forgive the banks, got Guantanamo, we're not end in the Fuckin war near Baldwin Zone. None of the fuckin bankers go to jail and then its gates, the blue guy, tie fault nothin, but red tie. Light like this is gonna, be. I have to say, was fuckin hilarious was out all the celebrities. There were so many of them. Just you know campaigning so fucked up to me, because I'm old enough to remember, we didn't tell anybody who you voted for.

And I think that they actually hurt the camp. It's your soul, weird like why, when I listen to to an actor, tell me I now jazzy leg, even if I'm a Jay Z, Phantom Irish, who is evolving for okay I'll vote for him, I keep, his attention, if I can guide trying to keep his fuckin billion dollar business going that like he has the fuckin time I don't the time and I'm not doing shit right, I don't have time to keep up on it. So the forty one I just saw recently was Scott Bail, who I love the most like you, don't have to make Amerika great again, guy just loved how vague it was make Amerika great again is so he goes out. I guess at the Republican National Convention, sky, fuckin, biosphere, why to match whoever the fuck, the blue, blue guys have. So he goes out and is what he said, He goes way here. Not only to make America great again, but me importantly

America, Erica again any good fuckin applause, break like what the fuck is what is. I mean, let's toast toast again What does that mean? Don't put butter on it? Just just toasted thing like what the fuck does that mean that you can read all away into it? That means like, let's make it all for Fuckin white people only again which, as far as I can tell it, really still kind, it is for as much as much as the people on the Red Red tie, site or complaining. It's still pretty great for fuckin white people. I dont know what their problems. I think its other white people different types of ties, workin and banks, can them over and for some reason they pay. I dunno what they think. It's a taxi driver. I have no fucking idea, but like make America a man again it's it's ridiculous and you know the Hilary stuff you not be like how can women

not voted for tromp like. Why would a woman vote for tromp? After all, that stuff came anagram and opposing all stuff like ok, every girl that voted for a fuckin, tromp NOS four guys that talk exactly like him. They ve known him since high school. They know yards great, any end their over every Sunday for football thereof for Thanksgiving and they go no new using party. They all know tat guy. They don't hate on. They still hang around. What out how I felt until all those women came for knows that guy, maybe they Hilary campaign paid him until that once this, the one lady goes he started hit not a corner and started hypnotic chicken. She goes. I cannot get real like it really does. He saw Fuckin old, which is hilarious. It's exactly like it doing what kind of fantasy you live in that I'm so pathetic, hook up with a fuckin skeleton, like you so sure get real, she goes. He then he added

as it is park, some thrust it is generally toward me instead get. I was just so fucking the detail of it. I was in the car, my wife, thousands of miles like that happened. The deaf we fuck happened, oh yeah, yeah he's been doing so for a long time and by whatever, but the women had no problem or watch from said all that stuff he said Graham and a pussy is a pig. He did all right and none of them in fact or anyone's decision like, I know, six creeps just like that that let us, I think, I think my husband talks that way, but I feel if you're a woman in your pussy isn't gonna be near enough Trump to be grabbed. He's gonna, give you attacks. Could I think you're gonna go with us? I don't proof. People do what's good for them. That's how I felt like I would sit obey these guys, people yellin unwarranted rally. I mean I'm not into their but put Hilary Balboa, so it's like It's like so you don't care like like Most likely will do not give a shit about racism. Does it doesn't affect him? You know I mean

that's something I would love to say back into the open Anthony than they would talk about, like you know farmers of action. Now these white kids can again folk at school at sector. If you can't beat out the inner city kid who probably a fuckin shit your books, twenty tat, you shouldn't be fuckin, gonna, that's like when people out here they will run to a bad club owner out. Here we go fuck. It always out work out for me as do it if you can't get or if you don't make it in this business, because a one fuckin club owner sunlight that enemy. What what, yeah who get that yeah, it's a site. Does this disease zillion fuckin clubs as a zillion doors to get through? If you just, can, let's give this one person, although this fuckin power, it said same thing like an onus city, does allow New York city? Is eleven clubs do comedy ever now to tell ya come so just get in one or two? don't worry about the other nine and then eventually get em and who cares that Dangerfield said you're not right for a room whose right for that Rome nobody is,

nobody. Nobody is right, but I really don't take that personally. Go up to go up. The final stand or stand on the European do better air. I did a pop in spot there about a year ago, at Dangerfield was like it was literally like no time had gone by in that. Nothing had changed their above. Obviously different faces. Cherry still awaited there. As far as I know- and I I went up in front of you- know this crowd and just fucking aided aided I was a fucking three years into the business just went up there, they found fixed the sound remember at that club, the walking. Rebirth reverb was cranked up. Yes, so fuckin high for, like fucking, eight years and there was this little mixer up there. It was awesome he had to do was just fucking fade, something up or down or turning knob, and nobody did it for eight years. I just remember whatever. If you did, that was loud and bomb

how they would be that fuckin echo I couldn't dean Martin would sing capital records. It had like that fuckin echoes thing go in order that it may be what is known as a good bomb twice, because they hear the area of whatever they just they didn't fuck and laugh at butter derive on the clubs back Dennis and so well. I've been on it for a while, but that room was. You know, then I'll. Tell you what the cover charges that you know

a kid comes in twenty two years, all what his girlfriend some check has drawn: a bang yields, gotta, Dangerfield, Roddy, Dania failure and they, while yet come on in command, sit down sit down the cover charges like nineteen dollars. This is like a ninety. Ninety five, like nineteen ahead and drinks alike, nineteen dollars and its who drink minimum saw you know your dick comedians up there. All the studies like islets get at it is socks, goes nobody's laughin, you're in a pit pitch black dark against you, fuckin thing of frontier and in a kid a nineteen year old kid that stronger bang this chick. It's a cheque for, like a hundred two dollars he's been in the club for thirty minutes, while hundreds varieties of your screen in the back now you're gonna pay. What I know, of course, nineteen thousand get. Ninety now don't tell you wanted nothing's posted and then they do. You know if you can get a great club to great clash. Slowly out, I want to shut on only no, no, no, no! No it's it's. It is

car and especially in New York City, where you could actually do thirty. Twenty five to thirty manage. You can't do animosity, clubs or Jim Norton was the guy that got us all in there. He all you got all of us on opening the Athena got all of us to do Dangerfield before that, because he was he was one of those few like ask as he was a Jersey guy, like somebody does near comics. We're just content too Do you the New York Clubs yard? You got the comic strip, and that was it and do their twenty minutes and it just like you don't you want to expand this at some point you have to do then remember was forty five minutes to close and it became an hour now. You do like an hour plus, but both back one We started out as the key the open did like ten, ten bucks? the feature. Who did twenty? and the end. Then our twenty five media twenty five year be a half at the most and then the headline did forty five that we your show. Ninety minutes those? Yes, fifteen? Thirty forty five year and I remember thinking I got out of forty two forty five minutes? How did you get that last fifth

minutes together. Now it's like you got it. You have to add a fuckin, our ten minutes, our fifteen here I saw What's his face last night, cheese, some get so old, just spaced on FUCK, a name from blacks like and we re Counterbalance she's. Always I my Spock spoken word. I gotta stop for, can talk about myself. I rose had pieces because everything it's fuckin with my memory and morality, a fucking, wants you dead dude. He does two and a half hours and its use any slight. It's fucking unbelief and his intense right at all to an owl fucking time. It was funny. Gerasa goes out with Jerusalem like Fuckin Guy duty comes out. When they go. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Henry Rawlins. They barely get the S of Rawlins and he's fucking out there right was walking out and he does this bonuses fists are clenched and then it takes them. I gotta might stand these such rapid. The cord around his fuckin

Hannah was this. Is the guy was fuckin, amazing and dumb? a major Rosalie masochistic as we watch the guy's got, you guys guys go fuck an intense, and he goes. I gathered any stone sober I just got a tiresome I've. I don't think I've ever seen. It guarantees a drink more and this guy, this fuck it MIKE and he does not hold water like it, doesn't take a break. I heard like he won't even reach for water thorn is set it until it was like just fallen for issuers yeah, it like I'm trying to think of a bad. I guess it would be like if you never heard of a cd seeing only no plainly ballads yeah and if there was No talking between songs and it was, a whole lot of rosy. Sat back and more are even migration machine who doesn't talk when they were, they were just I've been a milliner, shows and adjust pure. Not then I'll talk to you got one the once onto another to another two. Well, that's another bad debt. Did they sing? I won't do it now. He won't do it.

There's somebody those fuckin barriers, millions and millions of dollars on a table for them the do like festivals over Europe at eighty thousand people, and they were too. The states and a guy just want, though it. Why is this is the thing if you're in a band? Ok, and you start senior lead singer like reading a real estate book or some my business, You got a burn that fucking thing because he's going to invest his money wisely and then he's not going to need to do it and then you're going to be fuck. I just can't imagine like, I can. Of course I can imagine the pressure of the lead singer. Words like what, if what, if the drama fucked up and have his goddamn doesn't have money. And it's just like you could just go? Do a fuckin tor! to help him out? at the pressure him go, come on man and will lose my Fuckin house vehemence

I do in the nineties. We made enough money, you never shut. I work a girl why, with bad money, but will that city just do three eggs, that's a thing which Malta would journey, they all invest their money and that's why and Perry has a lot of money. They they will. The first rock band really like put their money way, had good financial planning and stuff so that in dude? I didn't do anything for a while until I got in radiation singer day and another guy never before but I have to do it a lot of bands like, but this guy in and rage against the machine he just stay and they have a band meeting once a year. He doesn't have a cell phone. They have to like call somebody to call somebody it's almost like when they were. You know don't like trying to find Bin Laden. He shows up. They talk about rage against the machine. You want to put this remaster out, whatever care to hang for couple hours and NATO's I'll see you guys, and then you don't see him for a year like locked, is about eighty million on the table. If we do about fifty dates, damn I'm good. I'm right, Jake

Well, was supposedly Somalia to Roma guns arose. They get back together, slashed going toward divorce, even though its final. Yet, but here pray not married for twenty years and allay with kids he's gonna lose more than fifty percent of his money. Partially that caught his abso gets. Fifty slash gets twenty five and Duff gets twenty five and slash will pay his other guys in the band He sees took averaging Fortis he's, got his drama on it. Does he read keyboard and at that comes out axles money, but supposedly what I heard is Darfur is given some of his money to slash goes thus made. So many good investments has so much money. That is Are you going to need it cuz he's trying to pay this divorce off of whatever the money is going to pay. It should given some of the money and that's one of the main reasons they got back together, what actual never like slashes wife. So

They got married twenty years ago. Whatever everything fell apart as soon as they broke up, they started talking again and they got the ban back together. But supposing Duff has given to slash album out? Christ. Twenty years now for a mother twenty years, no brain up, two kids How does it work like if you get married in California, but then you move to to Washington and then, if it falls apart there do you then go by the laws of the state that you got married in or the state you're in there? I don't know. I don't know how that works. Yeah do this, for did you see what happened to the beautiful woman thereon The two gay guys gave out Bundy from my married with children with the fox and even that show alternative lifestyles, motto: modern family, family yeah that fuckin show did you? Did you see what could she's going through now. She was with some guy and they they wouldn't do that fuckin in vitro. So I know what he's only seven free embryos are getting my name them.

If that was my son. I beg you fucking piece of shit, get if I've got a job, I get up back in job. That is debt. Is the country used bitch you're fuckin thing, I've seen somebody doing a long faculty name the embryos, the elderly people do me, you can piece of shit you think of anything. It was a waiter some holders, Would you be doing this? Now is no, she has money, he wants child support. He wants child support. That happened is that my wife was tell me that happened to some other woman say I think fuckin thing like do. That is just like the other, their woman. From the view, the black checked, from the view that quit. What can I Star Jones was it: she did. She had a baby. What this, due to whatever like a star Jones, was the one who fuckin gotta stop what stapled them was like now just been doing cardio we re fruit. Pierre had I was, are so she's at a number of, but she had a other chick. Who is the other one rosier Donald and call the route,

was like now you and if I get it staples you're, amazing Rex Ryan's getting fat again like how are you fucking, had banned right off. He said that his brother, ever since his brother got in town, his ground? They keep that can stop eating thousands. To use when he heard his brother of the, like. You have moved a buffalo you're in trouble. The dead, there's, no healthy placed aid yet again, it does. Is it Duffy's these are now the anchor bar and that the two places that claim that they invented the wings. Yet this debt those two? If he goes them Minnesota, they got those juicy Lucy's in other burgers. We have put the fuckin cheese in the middle of it. Isn't tough cities, New York, you could actually eat healthy up yeah. He hasn Rex Rhine. If he's not gonna fuck him. If he's gonna stay skinny needs The culture team in itself involved cities. Only the Lockerbie was the ally, Rams Grams Yeah Rams Giants a jet c b, good San, Diego San, Diego, that's oh yeah, yeah yeah.

He'd meet some that my cup. His marriage is so many beautiful cool checks down there. You might have a fuckin problem area there, walk around sandals, he's into fear. We walk around no shared Ownership- Euro, So why are we going to wrap up here? Dude, it's always so great to see I'm so proud man. You got the special coming out once again called the simple man. You cancel man, simple man, you can see it starting tomorrow December, ninth, two thousand and sixteen. If you listen to his twenty year in this year's in the fucking future, Itunes and on Amazon and was taped to New Jersey and You said you take to how long off like a year and a half years about a year and a half year seniority get you knew our you re all right, I'm ready! I'm ready! Dont want enough in about a month dude, I'm not minds coming out in January. I taped it in October, and I've just been sitting around for this kid to show up. So I went and once I can show you the floodgates to open a hundred, he ever been changing, diaper, what's up

dad I'm gonna be there. Now you won't be there. I thought I was gonna be took all my friends like Armenian. Advocating I'll, give you don't kid jokes, our yet our talkin, my sure, didn't, whereas sport coat You know what you're going to stay behind the dead shit with the fuckin gap. Genes, yeah. Well, that's the thing when you first do you know the first six months is Harry Man is no sleep. Everyone's Frankie Europe every two hours each have to take shifts. So what like that in these gotta make sure you're almost like, don't put on now extra that dad weight. In the beginning. Now I'm actually try and I'm trying to drop a bunch await before the kid gets here. Judea, because a pull your enemy so exhausted Eve you, wherever you work out as you go, fuck that I'm taking a nap yeah. That's why they are not working on the road until last February, but once I'm in February in February, I would like to just going back out again. Does I think I'll have my hour together by then enough to actually have somebody paid to see me. Do add up again and The game plan is too,

to my still do my two weekends a month. So I think I'll just go out and just we put them on the road? Do my show? Go back, go to sleep and that now be my thing and then with my wife, one day a week and we give it like a pocket spot. They wish. Just goes in fuckin- probably sleeps during the massage or whatever. I just. I feel like my big things. If I keep her fuckin chill and happy, the best I can in that they'll get through this. The absolute oh yeah, that's what I did. I slept on Aurora during my work on the road to hold you son. They re actually just answers. Six yeah fuck the years go India. Holy shit Six years old and what he plays drums and studies by drums, he sings he's gonna, recording studio. Next, wait a cartoon songs. His scandal read out once called evil pumpkin. Is he had a dream about a pumpkin? The already wrote the lyrics forward, and, let me won't, let me want to Heaven- is a valid

because it was a motor advantage never got to meet. Let me say things about. Asia is insane teases crested eurasian right, we have taken up the dolphin games. You ve, been a three games are ready to share his area, a lot of dolphins, gay o term down to my army, twice once Ravens game last week that a Baltimore he almost met Marino he's a big Marino, Fang, some friends. Will Marinos Electronic gonna feel we couldn't so he's dead? You gonna meet he's luck. You got to meet gun, jeez pissing mad anguish, young, oh my god, that's a tough when the pull off if I get the air he can't ever near Jose CDC Guys Brian Johnson, when he was in a band you could bud that's tough together and we had a man wants on that metal show. I met him once Ryan Johnson Angus. Why yeah Angus is on. How is that it was great right. One black eyes came out. That was like a two thousand and we're going to show Yet I grant you at the four year we went to the show yeah,

I'm a huge ACDC fan with a like. I know, Brian's cool as well. First of all, my son saw Ac Dc with Brian Johnson and Axle, so he's seen him with two different singers, which is great, and he love both of them. Or actual did a great job. He did amazing job. I saw twice in one week. It was so good you, it's amazing about about access voice is the fact that he was a hermit and didn't tore feet forever. Is still has it? it's amazing how to gag I caught again, the combat clarity year between guns and roses. Don't tuna, our chosen and Poland off the bonds God and the bride Johnson Aisy Deasey stuff his eye? Supposing he had. You know he just realized. All these guys die and data Bali, You know everybody. Always rock stars dies I. What am I doing? Surgery, this point, let me just let me go back out there. Let's get the ban back together. God fund play stadiums and then went any. Was a? U J, CDC fan bonds got Venosa, Saraband grown up the actually made the call he called them and said I have you guys can be helped. Just let me know calm down an audition next to no yet the gig, while

and the bonds got should it they were Poland. I like to stop them and done in years. If you want blood, you got it, they would do in life. Did they live wire killer, shit Yankees? and play that since bond died yeah and they did problem child. The last night I saw the last night at a Tour- Cliff Williams, retired based player in a play problem child on the core to go. We haven't done this when we heard TAT a couple times are gonna. Just the problem of values, retired from the retired, from the band. It was his last show in September. I think he got that really close with Brian and, I think, bring at the shaft. Yeah, you don't owe me and they let both down a floor to hang on pubs. They drank it. Shit like that, and I felt like you know what I'm out man, it's just Angus left in a ban like what're you gonna, do now oh god, so who do they get to replace that nobody cuz? The tour just ended, so don't know what you know: they'll just hibernate for a couple years. So the band right now is Chris Slade Malcolm brother Angus acts

actual no base plans? Blair. Yes, a language is the only one, the original guy in the band, so they can come back. They have to use Axel, they can come back or like a tribute singer from Texas, appetite for destruction, ban ain't no way they knocked the do arenas man, so stock, whether he had come back buying Brian Brand, his hearing here yeah. Well, you know sixty eight years old, he can only due to shows a week and just wanted to do, four or five. You don't want to sit in the hotel. You got a crew like three hundred people, it's expensive to be out on the road and I'm just wants to play. You know every other night. Brian can only do it two nights. Did you know it's a physical show,

don't you want to have ours is singers, a big that you play, guitar yank anger, so does fuckin flop around floors, show the guys that he's like sixty one sixty one year, Vienna still still stairways. Ninety six pounds still, I know, and I have a drink. There did drugs back in these sectors, milkshakes and shit down, burn amongst small for packs a cigarette today yeah that was his via fuck. So I don't know what's gonna but by Brian Bay, so as soon as they found out something almost like a marriage, you know you marry like thirty years and sudden you know, use you see, a wife was talking to an old boy from face, but that's it we're divorcee eyes sums go on like that would just I think I like they were looking for excuse let Brian go because that guy still wants to do this Angus he's all the money. That's out there. He could play Tilly. Seventy years old, you can still run around. So Brian was basely winding down, says I gotta gotta get him out somehow get somebody else and continue this. What I really should have done just o Brien said: hey, I'm retire after this, and then you know

good luck to those guys going to get a new lead singer not going to carry on the fans would have bought that, but a lot of them are buying a lot of tickets, like I'm only doing about ten thousand people like a lot of people return. The tickets, like fuck, that you guys fuck, told Brian Johnson, don't give a shit who's singing when I come to see the band. So who knows what they're going to do now Jim Brewers, to want to broke down. Brewer hung out with Brian Johns, like a week after the shit went down a basin, modest, bought gas and said brain. They fought me. I said I have a hearing problem. The next thing. I know why you hear on the news that the tour is off and I'm out of the band, and two days later I shipped all my shit to my house, you or Bell. U, you truck shows up with all my equipment is is true. I had actually told brewer and brewer umbrella about about, and Brian back I've known. I didn't go down like that, but you know a dead. We just say: look I gotta hear problem just telling you that it's eventually eventually be a bigger problem, but you know whatever we have ten shows laughed opposition to do one, but

I gotta figure to shit out and they just next day I'd these out of a band. Guy he's retire again play anymore Jason, it makes me happy a comedian I know just ass a deal that just at that level is shit. All right what s the Thursday afternoon Park ass. I gotta read some advertising here. I will not make you sit through. Listen to me, I don't get married if you go to Jim Florentine Dotcom put the problem bar and you'll get it for five bucks to special you. If you don't get Itunes is a sort of doing that cables. Just here, I'm doin. I get off we're gonna Lamar's class, the last fuckin one Waiting game tighten fuck. Now they want to those birthing natural burthen classes, You don't want to. I like an infant infant care thing and I get out They taught a solid change, diaper unshared like so like I you know. By younger view, no brothers and sisters, so I knew how to do it, but then, like you know I just

done in a while, so that one actually was just like. Oh yeah, okay, it's good to try to wrap it up and that shit. Okay. If I get this, but that fucking. This is the last one dude, this is the last one I wished a pub right across the fuckin streak, as I would go out and celebrate that this fuckin, class amid the Ladys nicer, teaches it everybody in the class nice, but it just a fuckin waste. It's what what we doing. I did the same thing on my wife at the time and at one time or more time should I have a headache check. I don't know if I'm going to be able to make the class- and I do you mad, I'm like I come now. No, don't worry about those! No! I don't want to miss this one out. You know if you, if you really want to go, will God I'm not don't worry about. If you got a headache, let's just a home who knows it could be something worse and like fucking, beautiful yeah, to take the bullet and go yeah now go go when you just sit down like ok, look, there's gonna, be six other people in the room that want to fuck and school for us for eight years, I'm just like asshole. How am I going to help

it's a stupid fuck. It is Israel british thing ever to six doctors and there are no what the hell you doing, that I'm just stand, and there is the only fuckin procedure. What medical procedure that did you you're fucking in I wanted a dental office. Might my tat, would tell him get area seconds. I love you going to faint now had to patients. I gotta go. I don't need you hear what more do just the amount of fuckin times. I look at the clock. Dude! It's like it's insane. I now Jerry's cousins like two hours right, one. Seventy two! Seventy four don't look dollar, seventy six fuck fuck and then they bust out, like a film strip, a little video and I'm sorry again secondary high school again, oh good pocket film straight, I can fuck and chill out and not think

will mind which shone like natural birth, like an it in the bathtub, and there had like there. The one was put VHF tapes in from women from like the eighties that had to be no kids at home in their bantam and showing their showing. That debate come out and his hairy pussies Yoni, like these bushes, that are really high costs. Also seriously from my deities there well the camera quarter. I feel like a year before it. It may at least that's funny man. What do use funny that would show, unlike veto, if, if you What you're the woman's having trouble? They can make an incision, basically along the taint the outside guys, vertical or like

working at an angle and I'm looking at it and I M distrust is drawing was going like teases cries. Why is the clear so big? And it was the asshole like there was driven so bad says, and I was dying because they they just sort of like drew a bush a little bit like and then it is held like this black hole. I couldn't tell If she was lay it on his stomach around back, I was dislike as one is a week later. I so that's it! You understand. Why do they draw the cliffs norm? I figured it out in the class and then I laughed to myself that I told my wife when she was fucking dying. I have announced. I put: did that look like a fuckin asshole it didn't. They didn't draw it right, this is way off topic I was s: iron airily. Forty forgot, Jim Florentine, a simple, my simple man. I was set a sane man. A simple man is gonna, be once again Itunes and on Amazon. Amateur, read some advertising here,

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Well, actually, I thought, according to our went out on a limb videogame, some fuckin astronaut video game. The deuce played here. We try to question a real so even knows an astronaut. This point out. They all dead. Did the people were on the space shuttle where they considered astronauts? Because I d, I didn't consider them astronaut United Astronaut, if you're in a plane? Ok, and I know it's a big one. I know it's got rockets on it. A mutually aright. But I know is that astronauts that I grew up on with what fuckin they were at the top of a missile. That's what data doing steer that fucking thing: I've gotta go back. There look capsule leaders, On the one side kept rolling back towards the earth, hoping you re enter right there. Parachutes came out and they couldn't fuckin phone,

All we have was binoculars. Where is he I don't see? You don't understand that? No, not not to start What right you're fuckin sit near the water clinging. This thing right. If you're lucky, you landed on an island and then you the Genie who called your man faster, but for some reason never factor but other than that. That's what an astronaut was flying a fucking plane. You now the spaghetti, owes whatever the fuck they did and then land get told to the gate by a Fuckin Toyota Tundra That's not an astronaut to me, that's a very impressive pilot, very impressed. You want a lot higher than the jumbo jet. I flute. Syracusan.

Hats off to you, your folks, don't my question is: in your summer, I am nowhere near a conspiracy freak or anything like that, but I do admit I get a hard on ferny documentary on that secret military base in Nevada. That is called area. Fifty one, the government, Suppose I made the

aliens like that. That's really not that crazy! You don't you think How big the fuckin universes. They just life on one planet, life anywhere else, despite the fact that they see evidence of water on Mars. At some point you know, I want you guys were not that special. If you're God and you made the whole university, the unjust Gonna sit back watch in one fuckin planet. Maybe that's why the earth is so fucked up, I don't think he's been watching. As the last couple thousand was less time he reached out regions regions. I last time, we forget that that was the last time you fucker was in a burning bush. Gonna. Take you there you there with the long fuckin curvy. Stick next to the sheep, go nowhere.

Moreover, the barn and bullshit I was less than we did that I think he's been watch another earth. Happen through the channels, you know you clear his fuckin, how big The gods flat screen tv is how clear is that picture I bet, even if you make it to Heaven, you know you don't even get to see it like he comes out of his office. He tried a peak in real, quick and like the human eye. You get. Justice is too much of a fuckin glare right, so when it was yet, you believe in aliens on it. I may add another word that that we can reach one another that hope flying saucer. Fuckin ownership mean. How long can you go with with artificial bring? You know some sort. Atmosphere there. I was like a star trek and we need to limit which supply of fuckin oxygen.

Bobby just fuckin, flying through space. They do not look at them, they landed on a lot of planets and oxygen, they would just land on these planets and they just said oxygen. I think what they did was they opened the day landed there. Our ship enterprise. They just open the windows, they got some more oxygen and they flew away right now works anyway. The government supposedly is housing and researching, crashed, ufos and uses deadly force to keep regular people out. Do you have any opinion on the subject? I think I just said I mean I don't do. I think they actually have the bodies of aliens. Do you realise that the level of secrecy you would have to have if you actually had that shit thou be like one of the things before they went the room? It's like a cat we're gonna. Let you in this room and

Gunnar stand when you go in this room, the doors closing and you'll never get now Because you gotta see some fuckin shit in here that I don't give a fuck, you knock. You have one shot, unequal, you're gonna be blocked. In about it. If you can't do it. So I don't know, I don't fucking, know Anyway, because where's your bullshit me to say, I think this way too much of a veil of secrecy around the place to think otherwise to know someone who was a career air force pilot. Whenever the subject that base or those mysterious for flights? mysterious lights over Phoenix, seen it eighty ninety seven came up. He completely. Moved himself from the conversation Those mysterious lights- I don't even know what you're talking about for all you know, they're just test in some psycho. Fuckin weaponry the New Yankee Stadium came out.

Like a waiter, oh nine and they were like. We have two thousand thirteen technology. I write it Fuckin morons that run that place, can I have shit that way I'm gonna have you know they can be for five years ahead of us. Can you imagine what the government is. Me they can. They gotta have shit from like I don't know twenty fourteen I have no fucking idea. I don't know anyway. She says quite frankly The evenings laughs would end right after the topic was brought up. I believe in Outside of our universe, to think that We, human and Oliver's inhabitants of the only life anywhere is just plain ignorant. I one hundred percent agree with that, I'm sure you ve heard stories about President Nixon secretly, showing you a thousand aliens to his favorite comedian, Jackie Gleason, that's a complete rubbish What would you like he's gonna do I know I'm not supposed to show you the normal photos on Gaza,

play? We golf a bad Nixon oppression right there, What would happen to view was shown some stuff like that. I imagine I would merely be microchips or shot in the back of the fuckin head. Would tell about it. I wouldn't want to know about that that if I Should we found out about that? It would blow my fuckin mind. I you know what it is look, maybe that maybe your air force guy body that has seen some because I would say that, like all converse now, but you know he laughs right up until the moment, if you laughing at all. Throughout all your conversation, then, I would would believe it more because I know if I knew some shit like that, and then I would sit there and listen to people.

Talking about God and only shit. We believe down here that didn't include aliens. I were, I would feel like a fuckin alien, because that would be like yeah we're Justice Beckett, thus their people and as all the other stuff out there and. There are able drive me not after one year now, I'm not cut out for that fucking now the kind of secrets I can keep our like. You know you know what stays in the locker room kind of shit. You know me, you live your life, I you wanna fuck and live your life. You know and and like if Europe look, if you're porch into the water supply, you know vigilant stuff like that. If you fuck advance lies in the neighborhood, I live in then go fuck yourself all right, but you know the other.

Shit, I look the other way, but if the, if I knew there was fuckin aliens yet now that this look up to fuckin stupid there's, nobody would tell it to me, If I was in the air force how far the air force you think I would get you think. I'd get anywhere beyond the guy with the two sticks guide, the fuckin plain and. What club is built.

This is the Monday morning. Podcast, while I say hey, what's up, this is Bob. You know Like it's gonna, be somebody else. On my own myspace page. Would you guys be disappointed? If I put that if I suddenly got an assistant, you know how to get assistant for a podcast all right? This is the deal. This is the Monday morning, podcast a canoe to my page. I do one of these every single Monday people semi questions they semi lists of stuff that they feel is overrated or underrated. Correct me when they feel that I say fucked up shit and sometimes that causes an argument between listeners and down here? So it's gonna be very subdued dope, on this podcast. It ignores my voices will be lower than it usually is good. Screaming any this weekend at the countless calmly club I'm gonna go see

Is he tonight at the l form and then tomorrow morning I have to get up early because I'm shoot the sun so I got this weird thing: I'm going to a cd see, but I can start screaming in Yemen I don't know what I'm going to do. What am I to do when I stop playing the jack? Am I going to lip sync I'll? Do it like Britney not my fuckin finger up to my ear and I like em, hit that no, you know I'll I'm crazy weak. I met the age now where I'm gonna start drinking tea. But a hurry and before everyone from fish, When I got tired, I start Yemen from my Throat Ratify down below words forced to become and from the night fuckin shreds voice a little bit so

I really hope not need to my podcast, because that was one of the fuckin most boring minutes of my podcast. I beg in the history of my protest as greater when, You ve got to grab the energy through the goddamn floor and, let's hear about your medical problems was really fuck him off but So I got a huge week. I'm gonna go CIA Cdc and then later on The old shoe some bullshit this week and then after that, I'm goin on vacation. I'm going on, I'm going to see some hockey games up in Canada. Fried in aid of going to the Calgary, cannot game. Cavalry cannot be fucking, Cavalry flamed aim and I think the plan that connects right, where's, emmets implying that connects Now these point Florida that I'm saying admitted but Vancouver and Edmonton deadened, lands girl and then I go over the Fucking Vancouver. And from up there

if you're from Alberta on the british columbia- and you can recommend some bars for meeting it before for the games. Let me know. And you know with some convenient hotels that won't wake me, because I have yet to get a Fuckin hotel, typical fuckin guy. I got the tickets first Then I'm dealing with all sorts of food and hotel shit later, which means basically I'll get to the airport. And I'll, be like go where the fuck am. I stayed The super aid inside there were output gap. We mean you are both of you Fuckin Alberta, rough riders, whatever for consumers, the team that I've never heard of it than town play, the gray cup. You don't know shit about Canada if only on about this trip without open a drive from Edmonton over the Vancouver, but I just it would just take forever. Could you gotta go through those mountains, but I want to go through see. You know were what toothless redneck

look like and what my men look like: an in Canada, and then yell when you go to shit like that kind of seen an animal you never seen before in the fucking freaks you out, you feel like me an assumption like a moment. Must drive into Wyoming and I dont know what these animals are, but they look like this antelopes, they look like some shaded. On the Serengeti and I saw one and I started Freak freakin up by myself score. In pointing out as I was driven by screaming what the fuck is, that like something out, Something was gonna like the universe was gonna answer me. I just got what the fuck is that what the fuck I looked over the guy No, I was gonna pattern and he wasn't even looking at it now. My boy, you know, I'm excited overdue. That fuckin thing what is at stake. Then I went over the hill and then there was a whole herd of animals like. Oh that's what I guess not excited these elected pigeons. You don't give a fuck.

He probably annoyed by me, probably stepped in a ship at some point, is like maybe fell down the bust up first day of school snow. Never clean again. He got a bad nickname. It comes. You know alley fuckin l shit, some sort of a generation tat, mother Fucker went out whatever kind of animal that once you know, that name just sticks and actually is what's the level of pussy that you're gonna get you know and he always told himself, I'm getting out of this state man get the fuck out state how the hell am I gonna get laid with antelope shit is a fuckin nickname. You know it's not gonna happen. I need to go south, I need to go Greeley Colorado and even if I'm called, fuckin antelope shit, the smell from that slaughter house down there he's gonna care. No, that clearly and Guinea Colorado isthmus. So the should I learn on me when I go on the road, really Colorado. There is huge slaughterhouse up there

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hey, don't pay for your meal. I write questionable want bill if you died in some fucked up, but still really funny way. In some really from some fucked up, but really funny way. How long you Thank you would be before your other comedian. Friends would start busting your balls, either. Their own stand a bad suggest in public even though there would be kind of country. How long till that fucking too soon period was over well dead. I dont think that they would be able to break my boy. But I know what you mean I would say: pretty much after a day, and I have some would make the first joke and then it would just be open season because then the other comics. Are the top with the other comic said and the outsiders with you that its insensitive, but I have always been fascinated

our people to realise that you now comedians always have a joke, no matter what the tragedies and they think it's because comedians are, incidentally, Assholes I mean there is an element of truth that but making a joke something bad happened- is also away. It's like a defensive MAC, in some way like. Oh, my god, I'm feeling sad and want to fill this feeling and then you to say some ridiculous. Everybody laughed it gets rid of attention. You know it's not gonna, give a fuck border Sometimes it out- and I gotta admit if I did Dinah really stupid way. I would be disappointed if people didn't you know, trust me till the end of time. Jesus. Trying to think of a stupid wasted die. I don't do that. Fucking checks myself. I question amateur. Cable I've been wanting to get it to stand up, since I was twenty years old. I bet a huge pussy for the past. Three years suggests

having jokes and not performing them because obtuse to go through with it naturally I'm gonna man up and do it. But now I have the problem of having a three year stockpile of jokes. I decide which ones to do for my five minutes at the stress factors I don't know I would take. You know. Some shit euro. Recently, gotta figure you ve been right for three years. You probably just get better at it and plus, if you don't become material? I don't think anybody gives a shit about What was topical three years ago, two thousand eight. Two thousand five temperature carry his gaze. It is a big bear with me. This guy doesn't I'm talking about out back me up now, do just fuckin don't put there.

Drawing to self just right, five minutes a ship that you think it's funny the first time we go on stage. I always tell us: the people has nothing to do, with how good or bad you do it's just all about having above balls to go up there when they call, you worry about what the fuck are. You doing you know after you down to three times what I mean then started. You know. Can I give you literally just jump in a deeper Trying to swim to the side, you know just make it to the end of your scent. It don't worry about it, don't worry about it seriously, dude and just always know, The worse you bomb, the better. The story is, that's it made it sit around. We don't tell stories about killing. We thought we surround talk about, We are balls but you may be sealed setup. Corporate party on a battleship or some shit out you'll be fine. You'll, be fine, described

I can talk and talk about what you think it's funny and appeared bombs just make for yourself and then tell people to go fuck themselves and say. Thank you to night. That's my first set advice. All right number. Three lately open. Like thing upon a girl. Like the amateur. My house keeps going off This is a big, weak sort of a dick Joker, any tips for keeping my girth more stealth. When I flaccid, maybe a stout flexor afflicts silencer The idea of these policies is sir, do you have any other tips so that I can fly more quietly, I'm just trying to ex my good myself, you know absolutely what you gotta stop wherein those fuckin no Joey Ramon Jean. Where people know it exactly how excited you are. You know I would go more with some more fifty cent

rough writer, whatever the fuck his posses called yet sketches get some different genes. Stop acting like you're in the strokes. You don't fuckin loosen up James, anything a full on Fuckin woody and no one, ever gonna now definitely do not wear sweat, dance, or a short shorts sitting down, also helps specially appeared, a desk. Other than that you and your girth run Europe. I see that he knew my pie cash. You, like the wide variety of questions. Anyways question of affording a bell? Do you think the media is ever treated done? An Donovan Mc Nabbs fairly? I mean the guy's put up great stats over the years and let his team to four and of sea championships and once Superbowl yet every gets back to something. Why does the money go after the idiots of the League

why doesn't immediate go after the idiots, the league instead of players who stay out of trouble, You know, I don't know, I didn't Donovan mad got more ship than usual. I know that jack ass from the radio trashed him at one time, t gave him shit, but I was the thought of him that he was a professional and wish it well never throws a temper tantrum. And. I don't know it might have to do with fairly fans. Get that they get that He is It is something I don't know. I never looked at dynamic nab like he was treated unfairly Anna. I guess he just add a couple of really high profile: douche bag. Given ship and bad way. And know we had to look wealthy, never really lashed out back. He just like a you know it's what their further

I'm gonna go get some soup, in other words spoken? It survive. I have no idea, I don't fuck it up. I have no idea, but thank you for asking thank you for taking. I actually could answer that question intelligently and thank you for it. Posing me on how fuckin ignorant I am on the Donovan Mcnair crisis I'll get questionable. I've been listening to your pockets for about half half year now. Bout should play. I have bought Half a year now I don't they give redress is ok. What is that, all. This is the question: what is what is that Flash rapid tapping noise, you may just after you may make a salient point or even equally funny joke for some reason. That sounds great on me: if somebody raking their teeth on a blackboard You know I never listened to my pocket. I think it's just me laughing and I have a shitty cell phone, so maybe it doesn't pick it up right

Can I did I'm sorry Rates on you, like some waking, their teeth on a blackboard Jesus Christ The limits are right now, I'm self conscious. I won't ever laugh again during my pockets. Is that what you do you know you walk round miserable. You tried to suck the joy at other people like you, I think Samuel. Wanna sit down in the mirror and you know take little stocking yourself number six. I don't know what it is to it. I have no idea and I'm not. Look into it, so I don't want to tell you Question number six saved up. First, I've got a job in the pockets of big. It's cool. Using this technology to spread more predictable. Make mediocrity, Jesus Christ, I'm gettin trash, only rebelled against you guys can enjoy their farming. That was funny aright first off by job in the pike has, I think, School that you use technology to spread more predictable, mediocrity. They would have been ever been possible. Years ago. Guilt.

Charged. Second son of a bitch Second question: second: here's the question: Why should I save my head? I note that you have dealt with the old receding hairline by trying your damn this, look like Billy court. Jesus Christ, don't get all I! and from the same affliction it. My plan is to sort of keep cutting its shorter and shorter eventually take it to the sky. My airline is about three and a half inches from my eyebrows now and amusing. The number forgotten the clippers any suggestion. I think he got the right idea. You know it I plug. If a man and up. Doing that! Rogaine crap! You know haven't some hair yanked out of the back of your scalpel stapled on top of your fucking head, you know man up like Fuckin, Tele symbolic in oh, I don't know,

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How you, but it sounds pretty fucking terrific. When he could basically shaggy head in about three three, then she done sober people. Look at you The fact that two minutes and then I can't remember you the other way, Unless you have a half hour, HBO Special, that re occurs every fuckin six month, ok anyway, this is the rest, but he says I believe me geocentric spirits and own ay. I got to see, live and used in the land. I like and comedy appalling for you to block even bigger familiar land up. You still want to know how to use a shot gun. I'll teach you what I know the falcon locally, like I got shit that guy's an old school guys see what it daddy broke. My boss gimmicks The Japs faithfully flaps me back. I fucking idea like a comedy when we teach you how to shoot a gun right. There are better gaze at stake us.

I write question number seven April I've been listening to your pockets ever since you did a show, a temporary riddle. That shitty little aviation school in I like that place. I like it I was fascinated by the level of intelligent, said you guys actually here. What do we do? We had rocket science is their right to get you understood about fucking aerospace. Science, technology fuckin thing on what it was. I was blown away by government all right. You mentioned that you're, a big sports fan and that you have the any child package as a fellow hockey fair do you feel the national coverage that probably get is fair. I see highlight then spoke that last about thirty seconds they dreaded talk about Some pointless shit like tales, comments after game and talk about it for thirty minutes, pro, proposing a women's college volleyball. They give you pro hockey.

More than a minute of their time. What what's the deal with that? questions in their see. Let's get back these I feel the national covered Supra Hockey gets is fair yeah. I do because I think hockey is a rogue sport. And I like it like that. I like that. It's not at the same level of disgusting exposure that hockey baseball in basketball or at home I think that those three sports suffer from them. Just trying to cross pollinate and cross promote and just make people Who aren't into sports watch sports and people who watched sports and don't The fuck about the Jonas Brothers watch the job. His brothers play at half time, Britney spears already that other shit or those dumb, tv shows they try to promote during the games to try

an orgy of course shit. I always try to do. I can't stand that should so I liked it nobody likes hockey. I really and I like the I, like the people, don't get why people fight in hockey. I love our that shit. I just think it's a great fuck, a game and I think it deserves to be But Canada and in the north, northern part of his country and people who gave you get it watch it and those who- Can ask the same little baggy questions of you know, So you know the fighting. The fighting is so fucking great, every other sports there's such an unbelievable level of ship part in that and get away with because the second people start throwing punches, T may jumps it We would like back of a day if he had a fight, some kid up the school and you knew you gonna get your ass kicked the best move you could make Start swinging in the hallways goes the teachers, we're gonna, run out and break it up before

anything ever happen by then you down the office may save you guys, fight again we're gonna, fuck and expel yet, and I got your out that's what those other three sports are. We gotta keep a basketball players, try to fight, they throw punches. Like they're, trying to throw somebody out from the fuckin warning track of three. Restating. They feel like that that Dave Parker overhand right. I thought do that. He threw it fuckin through it. Like like some of us are Damon wagons, imitating a big black girl fighting and that's the way shack through a punch, a fuckin knows. That again he missed guy, Annie, fuckin mister. You know, I'm a party but the ship picked and the guy allowing us to sit down for five minutes, but the simple fact that he beat up account You know, I don't understand why so difficult to understand you notice boxing boxing ass, a sport, Despite

and hockey part of the sport is fighting. That's a part of this if you don't like it, watch diving or something else all right. I told you gonna, tractor water and also you something I like the way I think he has been doesn't show up as they lost their contract with the nature, so they're kind of just about it, so they like fire we're trying to have a little new world order monopoly on all sports, and you don't they were so fuck you. We won't show your highlights some stuff. They show nine hours a poker, If anybody really watching that anymore, that she was literally fascinating for like the first six months and then you know now: I'll give a shit, you know all this stuff, nicknames and their little fuckin stupid glow yes. They call him snake. I see that there is only one person. I don't give a shit. It moneymaker maker, whatever the fuck, they call themselves its gay.

The gate, horrifically attache people- and I don't give a fuck if the river cards coming, So they got an answer. Your question. Yeah paycheck whenever get pits And I shall get the level of exposure fuckin deserves. They ve tried everything to get people into it. They know they will they had every day little fuckin flame coming out of the back of a book, but people couldn't see it that didn't work. They had everything and they should just accept the fact that they are just. This being the fuck you, I stop trying to be fuckin, something for everybody. You know, but other sports The cells annoying, I got it I will try to fuckin deliberately make me get a dish, they keep shown cool games on Thursdays and they want. Showed me. Let's say a dish: respond to terrorism. Just like this,

Three, I do not respond to what the fuck yourself sticking with cable question. Eight. This last question to run away scatter gun along here? What is your opinion on the Christmas shows on tv. My wife is like: let's watch Christmas specials arguments both? Do my girl voices My wife is like some Christmas. I can't instead the mob? I want to shoot Sandro Rude up until now and in the fuckin head, but I doubt, but I don't say that they want to stay Mary also your favorite pottery talking memory, I'm a big hockey fan club, the pockets. What? If I pity on Christmas day, I haven't watched him twenty years in a much more mature cause, I'm trying to get to the Spirit and I'm actually enjoying himself much better than others, I, like the one barrel, I've things have a highly jolly Christmas, as the snow man I like that ship I actually decorated my apartment. I want all out the shirt so.

I I don't mind them, but if. It depends on how annoying your wife is recovery. Five set she's dead? Yet with their wooden annoy the shit out of me. I know. I don't know dude. I don't know what to tell you just fucking. You know I do it's what you do say: yeah, let's get into the Christmas Spirit, you get some eggnog. Can you put a bunch of booze in it and then Equating the Christmas specials with boozing and not having to listen to your wife, Maybe I'll start looking for you to the. You know what should the great pumpkin in October. Ok, I wait. There was one The question I didn't get to Let me some really good question about the hype on Britney spears were the fact that I put that what's going on here. Let me read some under way: gonna go to find this last question upward

Waited number one our opinion of my black ass people semi and their list of shit that they was operated and analyse the ship think is underrated. I'd overrated, the pc standing every year, people complain and begged for a play up system Even our president now even apply President Elect says we should have a play up system. Do you ever think these projects will allow it to happen. Now, when I don't think they should have a play of system for the simple fact that you can blow out you need and your career in their basically plan for free other than shit money that they get from MA. College boosters? Is that what they can now an obligation? more games. I like that every gets all pissed at the end of the fuckin year. These nine thousand. Contains. What do you want? They do the best they can

I don't care, and I like that someone's always pissed in the end as a nice level of controversy, I think they kind of have a playoff system with BCS. They just need to expand it to four teams. That's all, and if any, complaints after that they do not make no thought himself. Big problem solved, the rose by the sheer bragged, but I'm going through the Fuckin street know it too, and I fell over time. Exists is overrated. How is it exciting thing? Teams when it with the feel go in overtime. I'll bet a reader? Am I like? How is it exciting see gave way, the above I this more smaller. How is it excited? seen teams when it would feel golden overtime Ty like the eagle first, the bankers. You take a lesson from college football and make their overtime just like theirs. It would be a lot more excited. I don't know I like the good different,

the problem college, football or profit ball. I do have a problem with the Fuckin Anna fell, trying to make me by a dish, but I guess it would be more exciting it they could have half a field. May just keep going at it. I don't know think it gets back to that thing again. Now you do but even older football players and they could get the ship had gone and blow out the fuck me. I had no idea you guys are really ask me a lot of fuckin, not too difficult questions, but for some reason I can't fucking answer them this week. I'll wait! second God's name was his question: the sky. May God dammit. You dont, like a basically perforated escape, was asked me this guy. This gentleman is female. I camera who wrote it was basically saint. What's with all this talk about bread, spears coming back people.

Actually really buying into it. I don't understand what the big deal is. People saying, she's crazy, just cause shady. Had it doesn't mean you fuckin crazy, so I don't know what you think a big media boy I have Why idea? All I know is that I, when I think but his music sucks, I don't care about their come back. You know. Colleague. Madonna Medina has a couple of the tunes, but other than that. You know I don't understand what the big deal is just, made granted you gotta get the credit the five year. She comes up with a new way to fuckin dress. Like a war. You gotta give me that I really think it's time for her do were in I'll put some more clothes on otherwise we would have had the elegance you I mean like women in there.

The fifties. Content can be beautiful, but not if they dress, like their eighteen, thanking same thing with guys. They just come that point. We gotta stop wearing your how cold and fuckin white Peter. You know that point. You don't use you get, you got your fuckin flabby grandmother arms, it's nothing work up, people and forty two if these need the where more clothes they need to look closely at what you your class, a year's, your order, your wife, You don't owe me you can't, Instead, there is because Madonna is in great shape, but, like this, you still fifty you're a shredded. Fifty year old, put on some fuckin pants pays its Let us get down on your knees. At least you know I dont understand now in a moment,

navigate the plastic surgery, Sun interview the other day with their. You noticed, I dont know. What did she do to a fucking face was like you looked normal and I don't get that like you, you look your age. Ok, you look. You looked forty eight two years ago and now Two years later now you look like a thirty three year old alien. I mean it the programme that basically data am it down. Yet a few people have noticed. You know with the play EC surgery, you wanna get Tommy Chuck did your ankles than large to whether what people are doing below the neck, like I guess I can understand it because it did face they don't have the face down. I don't think they the other shit down the shift that when I talk to somebody I don't stare at their fuckin stomach. Where they were going to have short with a pocket mouth was. I would

Looking at the stomach, gonna God, why did they do that could not so basic wondering about the Britney's piercing. I honestly, I don't give a shit. I died. Give a shit. I don't give a shit about. You know people Basically, you know you want to read with no one to well yeah now the pop rods he falls you round, but even then, I really do believe that I think you fuckin call them and leaden. Let him know hey. I gotta go down the Starbucks and I may be forgot my panties. I like I like that. Pop right. He gets his credit like like they have like. His Pentagon? you know what I mean like their track and her on her cell phone did not there, but you fuckin. I don't know what the fuck there but applying all you know, it is convenient, he's a telephone call in this. Just one was going to end. The right will thankful listening and I will

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