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Hey, what's goin on his bill, burn samper for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast and just check it it on you, just
Get in to see how your Darwin,
Do I sound.
A little excited
do I sound like a man who said softly nobody's gonna happen. Never did
powers, bad.
I say shit happens. Man do you believe me.
go back to listen my podcast last week, what the fuck
Did I say.
What did I say, I said:
it's beginning to look a lot like two thousand one.
who always this back Jones.
Coach, is barely be and he's working on the day in all the called sands got a cry. I called it
I said Bilbil object was going to go out data Buffalo and he was
in a coach, your fuckin masterpiece, which he did ok,
Beethoven could write a fucking game plan like that. You know why cause he's other than that other than that
man, I guarantee you,
had had a decent, whether game plan that what a beat the Buffalo bills that night.
And all of a sudden. There were fifty miles per hour. Winds in these four poor, fuckin kicker are going out. They see that bar stool, sports, fuckin, video
guys trying to kick like a thirty five yadda, it's up its blown away started hovering like a helio compter. There.
Bilbil a check,
A fuckin genius
the man is a fucking genius. I know is this: the fucking comes out there right.
Gotta go Joe Joy, tuneable three times at the time.
Georgiana, withdraw the ball all over the fuckin failed
It's almost like you didn't want the ball in his hands. I thought you was all scared
I'm fuckin with it was a great game.
You know I love the light show that they put on Niagara falls Buffalo, yet our doin it up soon,
should tables lighten up water. You know
Making spaghetti goes out of a cat, I mean how much more down to earth do guys gonna be.
It so hard to hate Buffalo Bill fence.
unless you're amongst them wearing a patriot, tat, then yeah, then it's kind of easy.
It's kind of which they all fuckin Suv went right over the fuckin far right over it.
landed knows force in the Fuckin rocks and you guys just sit there Brady, alas bitter air inverted as you sink down.
It sighed bulk will give you in that they will give you a Ford explore.
the amount we just fuckin ran the ball and ran the ball and ran the ball and ran the ball, and that was it was
and our offensive line was better than their delight. For that night
now we're up two games, the zip.
it's not we're up two games on someone else. Who knows we could shed the bed next week. You don't I'm not gonna, be I'm not gonna go version on your right. Now
and start high step during the fuckin regular season, like my good buddy, does there
I. Actually
Thought that the bad weather was Gunnar,
be a disadvantage for us. For some reason I just felt like you know, I've done
Bela check was gonna. Come up with this game plan. Mac George was gonna, be ridiculously accurate. The way he has been all year, but for some reason is that getting credit specifically from
Buffalo bills, stance.
We were not scared. Tom Brady's now come enough that bus, yeah well Bilbil check was, and he
I'm off that Bosnia, Fuckin wings and they took
arts and he went home and that's it.
Fred Smileless wasn't there to save your ass,
was Bruce Armstrong, Jim Kelly, right.
Buffaloes EAST street band
Fuck you with the anything can happen. We gotta play them again. I'm just
I did. I fuck I just knew we were gonna win that give me deeply
money up Billy, I bet a little bit
the pats on the under dead
I like them. Apples resemble we're supposed to say there in Boston. Ever since goodwill hunted came up, how do you like them? Apples.
there's, no apples left just an empty barrel.
The hopes and dreams getting that barrel and go right over the falls in the fuckin.
Won't towards Niagara falls.
Buffalo when, like what
Hamilton, Ontario.
Is it a sovereign state?
Is it part of Ottawa? Does the family that makes crown royal? Did I own part of it? I have no fucking idea anyway,
It was a great game for when I saw that I was going or not. I had the kids at night, you know and it just a major battle, major battle when I'm shutting off a kid show
to watch. What's known in my house? Is daddy tv? You know
and I have to be like watching the game while entertainment. So I got to play like how many times you think you can run around the couch before I catch you
So I gotta do that's. I get some cardio went
cardio. When I got to do something you know or Billy, Edna Tits, as you guys been call me the com, it's come a doubt come down,
alright, guys. Well, swell members tell you those those Fuckin cats,
If you remember.
I don't feel an animal lover. You might now want to listen to this, especially during the holidays.
Like our cheese is what I have to get well, those
two adorable kittens that word.
Fuckin living outside and they weren't. They were soda. Like you know, eight year old kid gets they like
that's right. They weren't kittens. They were like
I can big? They were out. You know they were on their own, ok,
and they were hang around
appeared, and then they came back and they were all the earth like three days and we are trying to get him into like a cage. Whatever he's fucking things with just you couldn't get anywhere near the
they growl to too many spoken. Things were like little bobcat stripe Feral, I believe,
so they left and I had heard a noise and I was thinking the worst. You know
Coyote gotta, murmur of fuckin raccoon or some shit
you ve, given up hope it out,
two weeks had gone by hand,
seen him two and a half weeks, or something like that and the other day I was making breakfast and all of a sudden,
I hear my wife go on.
Bilbil about look back debate,
and they re the back to acute has ever done all that shit. Like always shit right. So
How can you gale games from Salmon Samir Jovius right,
Have to enter the edge, but you know freedom and shit. I'm trying to coax him now trying to get to know him and they just like you know.
Not afraid of me? But now. Let me come. You know near enough to to
pat him, whatever gain their trust so anyway,.
Whatever Sonata back in our lives right
I drive my daughter to school,
and I'm on my way up, I'm gonna go fly helicopter right than a solo it. So I
Keep the confidence up. I know what the fuck I'm doing now.
What else my wife text me, she says, call me so I collar, and
I pick up the phone and she is sobbing,
Two lovely sobbing, and I said, what's the matter: what's the matter?
She said one of the cat got hit by a car is dead.
She goes its land and the road I washed up. It's disgusting. We
these people do its work on the house, Adam shovel it up, so our daughter won't see it. She was.
Absolutely sobbing! She just goes assist, so I just can't believe so.
It could be there than a second later. It's just gone. It's just dead.
And I'm on my way to solar helicopter,
he's a robot mess up your day.
Oh.
I would she was bombed out. I was ridiculously Bobby. Both was so fuckin sad
as you with a little interaction. We fell in love with those of fucking.
that's right. So anyway I go out,
I fly around Europe go up to like magic mountains
but a good time up there come back land and everything and and have come back, send out cycle. Now we got to save the other. What.
Got to make sure we get some also, just so have we had a friend over that's a cat person, Jerry Cage,
I don't know what the fuck I was doing. Probably don't
podcast. I don't know what I get a text message from my wife saying that a friend caught the cat, its
the cage she knows where to take. It saw my great I dont know.
I didn't know that yet she goes its now. The cat is in a cage in my house, my Jesus Christ, my wife is allergic,
dot is gonna, fall in love with the cat and then what the fuck's gonna happen,
some kinda cryin or some is going up. Sneezing
I got a boy.
So I ain't a house turns out a friend knows what to do so. I start to bring the cat out
in the cage or whatever
sort of you now get a little fucking,
antsy whatever, and then, when I get outside it start
freakin the fuck out
I mean we re all the cage jumping up coming up. I gotta set it down, so doesn't claw my fingers.
I know listing, doesn't have a shot, so I start dragging the cage and the boy
Plastic thing moved. I didn't realize it so. My friend had like these gloves that she desired. Let me just pick it up at the club. You picked it up and I was just a little bit of a whole and that fuckin thing
took off.
and I was just like I that's it forget it. It's over
We lost their cattle streets that that fucking thing is like
this thing turned into a fuckin bobcat, the second. We get scared, it didn't trust us we put it in a candidate will oversee the thing again costs as much as it was get free, salmon,
You know it also got put into it. You know cat Guantanamo.
so we haven't seen the thing sense, but I can guarantee you this. That thing is not going to have a fuckin problem other than cars survive, and neither one of them did and that's what I was thinking. I didn't see them.
I saw one
then all of a sudden
three weeks later, I saw to that. We didn't seem for three weeks and then they came back and they never looked hungry. So
they were killing something out there and I'm sure there was other people, freedom in the fuckin neighbourhood, but I dont have any worries about
cat anymore. That fuckin thing I don't know
That thing is, it did this:
did stripes
Jesus Christ. I can't tell you how much I think fuckin winked out when I brought that thing out of the goddamn house.
As I e body, easy, ok, easy, Katy, Easy Kay. The single plant fan Frahm jumping out your hasten at me. Do it all this shit like I will fuckin murder, you freckles. If you don't get me out of this fucking cage right now, dumb.
I don't know: what's a cat is feral. Can you like make the thing like a like a regular cat? You know,
just you know, Chillun out
sit on your fuckin head. As you watch Colombo Arena,
I don't know what the deal is. What that think? But
feel horrible he's a fucking.
Worse God, Damn day.
when the other one got squashed out the fuckin road
I don't have a seconds, are gonna go did I do it.
Because it happened why so I looked at my car made sure didn't have any blood. My tyres writing out there, so I had nothing, but there you go
So that's the end of it and now, if the cat
This back, I'm not seeing it because that thing,
is fuckin
thing. I respect that thing now. It's just I mean I loved it before I owe you need my help. You don't need my up scope,
Back and forth,
Krueger hands in it is ready to use and plus its mouth
growls this things like
and you know always funny is there's gonna, be a cat person out they're gone, you know where you should have done. You know what you go fuck it do. It ok cause. I don't know what I should do it. It's not my job to be a fuckin expert. Everything all I know is. I did what I thought. I should do this
fucking Claude up by this fuckin thing, so you know.
Do you want to feel bad for some feel bad for the birds in this fuckin neighbourhood. Cosette thing is, is category
there's got to be some bird cops like with fucking little tax in yarn, trying to figure out the kills on that they need to stay out of what that thing. Around
much respect our right. So I'm doing
Podcast, Tuesday night
not necessarily because I want to glowed about the Patriots victory,
I'm not going about I'm just fucking site that I was right.
I actually, I just literally got my booster shot,
about an hour ago. So you know.
give me the option. If I get a little sick
do the pod, and that I also have the option is: if I dont get sick, jumping
we get to sick as any get too sick. The other two tonnes
gotta played off a guy and I get the post a man. I could just fuckin chill out my bed,
whispering this, like my wife, couldn't hear this, you know like she doesn't have the ability to listen to a podcast,
I wanna, go the shit, don't fuck unawares,
the boost the shot, sit there and alcinous here this down the algae. This guy go far.
Our society.
Everybody just sort of stands: rats really amazing what you can do in public anymore, people that just aren't gonna do shit. You know you
You think I cant do something like that or I'm gonna get thrown out the fuckin store immediately. Everybody serviced Iraq, care.
said the innovators and appreciated pan. That's what I was thinking
I just here get louder and louder
the dude had a radio.
At the sight was funny Kosovo's inspirational socks, yet that on
I see a security guard walk in a mouth.
And they say to the security- got ya. I bet your mother's proud. I bet she's real proudly you I was thinking.
we I'm sure she is.
She proudly you shovin fuckin, toothpaste down the front. You sweat pants, you fucking asshole,.
But you know we let him go we just
get higher whatever the fuck it is. You do so
Caught him.
Still some aftershave or some shit shit fuck.
What's the sir you my putting that back,
These is walking about a pitcher press. I get a little shop,
I got a little show.
So anyway,
don't shit for the next twenty four hours.
Another upside of this I'm supposed to drink water. There.
A little queasy take a little time at all.
So whatever will see what happens, I just separate blog worked. I still have two fuckin any body so that they can be pretty good.
Let's do some of the reeds here per further
the cure
Oh by the way I got another like you know,
Major alike.
I want to. I want to buy a Fuckin dirt bike.
Because I learned how to write a motorcycle, I dont forget how to do it and if you ve ever been a movie, my character has to drive down the street. I don't have to stop me. Do you know what else
thanks rights, I just want to get a dirt bike. You know I gotta pee,
swear. I can keep it. This is the big fuckin area where I can drive it by just now.
Wipe out at some point, I'm a fuck, my leg up and it's gonna be right before have acting work, or I have to go to a show. But.
I was looking them their fuck. Some of those things are fuck it expensive.
you don't. I wish that Katy M is the best. I look, those fuck. It thinks that those things are ridiculous.
Katy M Turnpike, let's see
these things yeah yeah.
Those said Lucy what let's see where the classical haunted,
Was for.
Otherwise ale model, JP, always room for the difficulties.
Rebecca Honda
killed you mother, Fucker. Finally, that same fly from the other Fuckin day, mosquito dead, dead,
see ya,
on the dirt bike seawater
thanks, go for you, wanna tools,
Welcome to the club
Take the old man four stroke, its cleaner for the environment and then also you know it's not super fast.
Well, there's one for nine hundred bucks on Amazon. They can't be real. Are you kidding me.
Second, you series full system, stainless steel muffler. There is no
Fuck it where you can get a dirt bite for nine hundred dollars, I'm fuckin wait a second.
The young chimera
Why is it always numbers two to five? Eight four. Zero are five two zero hour S. Ninety signature series full system, stainless steel, muffler outer muffler
you're going to read the whole thing, takes no fuckin way so
this course Amazon's. Just given him away and we go off road. Honda.
Ok, we'll go trail. I don't need competition
Fuck any european they should have that the debts of dirt bikes
every trail. Alright, there's a little one for the kid here. We go.
Yet the like ten grand.
A four fifty though I saw one twenty five is thirty. Six hundred bucks.
I got my ego has to get me. I have to get it to fifty at least
Like five grand five great, you have five grand, never that so
think candles
The grill alone caused five grand.
I thought the teach my kids out a right, but then to be afraid that they actually get a motorcycle.
Let me see his flock attack.
because loosely build my fucking dirt bite at my wife? What
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beginning to look a lot like two thousand one.
the New England, patriots are nine in, for
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How do you start six games in the season? I don't know
But it works for this voice.
We are now the number one seat in the area of sea.
Players doesn't mean anything. These we get home
If the season ended it ended today we would had home field barbarians.
all excited when Tom Bree left and they.
Like Bilbil check left to they act like Bob Craft left or right.
We still got, we re still gonna fuck. It run in us.
Where's.
Now I get everybody says, though,.
I'm here
and it could also be honest. What do I.
was like Numb when Tom Brady left all last season. I really
four Candleton and I
I to myself tat. I was okay with the fact that the dude left or right
And then this year it settled in, like fuck he's gone he's
I got a loner here and it's like our right
We got to get back Jones Bilbil,
Is excited about him he's letting upstart, that's a good. I that's it. That's a good sign and how
but I never would have thought a million years is greatest. Bilbil a check is
and I would never think that we would be where we are right now. So I M very excited much to the chagrin of all the other fuckin sports fans in the NFL out there they off. They know
for the most part you guys fucking anus, but I am a happy Patriots FED self,
All of you
but back and we got a good shot. Is anybody man I'm get too excited? I
but it was gonna- be like a three year built yellow with that
To get to where we are right now right, that's it!
Who knows a month from now, we could drop foreign around that could be innovate. Fuckin season, I don't know, I have no idea right whatever.
I gotta Christian shop had done, which is a real isn't. I got all that the people in my life, but they're, my nieces and nephews. I gonna fuckin, handle that shit. Get him like.
in other words under rate
They give coming home and wrap in it.
Just put it the bed. He put this shit to bed
will you let it pile up one way or the other, and then
wrap up half boost. You know.
Kid start thinking about drunk elves or whatever. They still believe in all of that shit.
I have a few too. I have a few to add here and
I just got my third microchip shot into me.
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Three, an evil number,
Let's see we ever.
Evil numbers. All look at this
people know bows
but which you woman, for your very little.
Ok, the first evil numbers are. What is this kid in number theory, and evil number is a non negative integer that has
and even number of ones in its binary expansion.
That what it is
I got into I'm gonna break down a fuckin rash Ivan her that word since I've.
Introduced to me means hopeless. These numbers give the position.
of the zero values in its in the
two more sequence.
for this reason they have also been called the thumb
set
nah negative, ensures that are not. Evil are called odious numbers
but the through more sequences, pig,
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mathematics, the Maddox, the through more sequence or
who had through more sequence, is the binary swan is by an area that, though
the sexuality
bit stream.
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sequence of bites, then I guess
in. It just never ends its like a fuckin, humble
fuck it I don't know what it means
binary, secret, an infinite sequence of zeros, and once.
obtained by starting with zero successively appending,
bullying a fuck. This are agitate with evil numbers are
The first evil numbers are zero. Three five.
Six, nine ten,
twelve fifteen, seventeen, eighteen, two thousand and twenty three, two thousand four hundred and twenty seven, two thousand six hundred and thirty, three thousand three hundred and thirty, four three thousand six hundred and thirty nine.
I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna name athletes that we're all these numbers of seed, like you got the thirty nine zero
That would be Jason, Tatum three Babe Ruth five.
Jody module. Six.
Who the fuck was sex.
I'm trying to think Yankee Circus others single numbers are gone at this point.
I have no dude out Bill Russell
How can you here, I am
Number nine:
Ballgame TED Williams, number ten friend, targeted number twelve Roger STAR back number. Fifty bucks!
Number: seventeen Jim Heart,
by eighteen-
was. I would get these confused.
Paid manning number
twenty Billy sims twenty
Ray Michael Jordan, twenty
for I dont know twenty seven
crucial, Nevsky,
Twenty nine J number
can't do not twenty four Terrio Riley Amanda my fuckin, my number thirty
Chris, an island.
thirty three Larry Bird.
Thirty four was Kevin, Mikhail.
Thirty, six Jerome betters thirty nine SAM Bam. Cunningham go fuck yourself, I have no life are right. That's it everybody
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it's getting into the NFL Preview right. One Paulie thought he was gain in some traction. Every body Polly was looking at his games, he's gone off three and one and sure enough bill was,
their next to me go and three I want. I gained
king zero? I am running out of time. Folks I went on. I did you think you will gain around me. I had the Thursday game. I was one and now that's true.
you did that one was the one where I was like our duties. Definitely gonna go at least two into
I don't know, do died out. Last week we regret do we spent the book. Last week we weren't flock combined six in two people.
excellent right up. You want waiters yo,
What's this house will go on eight
you know what that's never happen. If that happens, we're gonna have a name for that. Now I am back
Five hundred I am twenty six and twenty six bill continues to hold a three and a half gamely twenty nine.
one, and now we have various three and a half gamely I've not felt good about my picks and a month,
But now we are on another week.
an end. I see the lines here bill we're on
actually it's an even weeks, so I believe that we are all caught up with who goes first, and I believe bill goes first this week because its weak
week for right. I tell you. I, like I'm gonna, take the Seattle Seahawks at Houston. Mine is seven and a half
It Russell Wilson is healthy. I
the guy. You know precarious got pride up day. I think they got a lotta losses. They want to finish this season strong Houston,
this boy, what are they go where they re playing for a fuckin draft pic? I say they go in there and they dictate kicked it.
but the pine tar right out of
take those trash cans, the asteroids left lying around, they put it over their heads and they fuckin beggar with a wooden spoon dude. You wouldn't have to that game. So fast. I picked. I picked against the Texas last week. It was thirty one. Nothing
The Texans have been a gift that I did not take advantage of. Not true, though, that's not true, Houston in Jacksonville of the two teams. Do you think her a gift, and I don't know where they fuck you and they be
bills did want to cover
well. There was gifts, we'd have a better fuckin record. Other records, pretty great against the spread records. Pretty good. Do there
Thirteen weeks from ought to reopen the money line.
we'd have a network. Gig right now would be sitting here where fuckin sport coats onto
You can the Tennessee Titans given
eight may have to the Jacksonville Genuine pocket Ass, all off
by weak. They come in.
but by weak, I think, lay a Jacksonville come on you're playing Jacksonville. They ve come on man. You just picked a team of playing the Texans, a man. I took my pick its a great pick,
have nothing to do with you and that's through with my emotions. I'm sorry. I stepped all over you guy Paul Ono, I'm taking the Tennessee Titans. I love them. I love them home and I love them after a bye week.
they have a lot of points, but I think they will not gain by at least ten right
take my Arizona cardinals
Ah, you guys know rivalry Ivan ride them all year. Minus two and a half hosting your LOS Angeles ramps could gain, as can be a great game.
I, like them at home, Paul.
I like an rams, a fuckin erratic. You know last week they fuckin at a big when they beat the shit out of somebody's a Houston.
What's the Houston who they beat last week, they beat the shit out of somebody. So I think you know this strutting around. They probably bang the couple of celebrities when they got back to LA you know, they're going to take their
For gas a little bit before they realise at Cairo, Marie's gonna have em up by ten points. Aright well.
I'm to do something here. I hope I'm gonna do something, I'm not that comfortable with, but I think they're seasons completely on the line.
and the line indicates that that solved. There's desperation in this game, I'm ticklish
every Cisco, forty Niners beaten Joe Borough again back to back,
It's your borrows, gonna take an l. I think
an Francisco it's now or never
It can Jimmy G Anderson.
Risk of forty nine gettin appoint its basically a pick. Em
I think it's, the forty nine or season so I'm gonna take that
who I was thinking about taken since an area of, but me all my next one. I don't know about this game because
It might be going to their third string quarterback the New Orleans Saints minus six and a half at the jets is interesting to me.
I don't know. I think this is fucking
when I take the saints given six and a half is actually at five and a half. Now five and a half hour as five and a half beautiful I'll, take it a five minute
even better awry,
means a bunch of people. I think I think that that kid that runs all over the filled with its other kid that their there did third string kid.
Sort of a drew breeze. Six, what guy
you can run around makes things happening takes pride in his accuracy. I mean those
the kinds of things Paul that why you're planned chats in New York
can get me more than five and a half or freckles.
I live in Paul Lip and over the finish line,
You go make money for you
I'm done
I'm but almoner ride this again. Dude I'm take
there. There Hitler stride right now taken a Washington
take in Washington at home and has a voice again.
The cowboys gettin, for they have been
to back, wins there in the wild card, haunt RON Rivera got those team play in that kid Heineken playing good teams, Ghak
confidence- and I dont know mighty. Hence its Heineken, that's Heineken!
A guy in a key role,
I'm gonna, take Washington getting for at home,
I don't wanna Hyena keys of the game,
the keys of the game are keeping a close with the running game and controlling the clock, and I think, if Dallas does, when that game, I think they went by feel go and I sneak out to win by appoint right,
I get a crazy one. This week, paw oh boy.
This might make us come
right down to the wire uptake.
A chance on this one, I'm going to
Buffalo bills, gettin three in Tampa
you weren't fuckin texting you be like what
texting, I'm looking at the games. I would never be texting during this honour us
your thumbs movement. Would you get outside help economy and I'm looking at? Don't a lifeline out their Paul you desperate,
Mr High step, and in fact, in October I took exception to that
You really
Hope the bear when you said that
the bills plus three they had
fuckin, just stupid loss last week against the patriots as great as that was a win masterpiece.
I mean you literally playing a game where you kicked off, feel go on its good and it gets blown away me what the fuck are we talking about here, I think they're pest, I don't
the rest. The tamper base gonna play up to Tom Brady Standards,
they're all that much, no matter how much time yells Adam, I think they're a little too fuckin satisfied about last year and the bills are like.
Jesus Christ, we're gonna fuck and let this city down again. I think they go down and they fuckin when the game outright. I'm sticking with this is it
I don't know, do the fourth game, this late, the seasons? Tough. I doubt
oh bad, I love the Packers. I love the Packers, but that
lot of points.
part of me is. Should I go head to head with you and take the box, but I think the bills are desperate to Woof.
What you see like you, you sit there going like. Do. I'm fucking taken the Packers port
the bank, and we know that for their plane, the best in the annex c. I know what you're playing out there.
They're gonna win by two touchdown. I know you said the I'm a dead they're going to the Superbowl. You sat put it you said, put it in a box, it's done
they're gonna super divide that play in the best football. That's not a fuckin insane pick.
Not all asked me last night, like he had inside information.
not now. What do you mean
you stay in their books, it's already in the books there, the favourite.
I mean, is anything in the books. We don't know funny things
I may now you say putting in a box all the sun. I thought I was getting its own information. I was like wait a minute. That's fucking crushing weight, but
Aren't whatever they bucks number one in the end, I see at nine three already:
I got kids, what about
I don't know, but I could even able divisions right now, but somebody
Somebody said something great last night: the outcome. Nobody is talking about the cardinals going to this role for the intimacy and that's enough
but I dont know I
dont know bill
just not blown away by their coach.
There is someone who hasn't played organised football, except for two weeks in August and third grade like I have a lot of concerns about as the standard comedian.
I'm here, I'm goin inaudible your man. It is not good
do you realize how great it would be if the Packers go, because then, like you'll have off
football fans and then you have vast verse on vast people also watching the Superbowl warning.
The vaccinated quarterback at the age of sea. To beat the on
facts and vice versa mean that all fuckin countries gonna be watching. I mean if people are that fuck, if
we're going to turn it into that. We talk about
Although that's all I've done with sport, sports used to be an escape now, every week, I'm fine
and watch is somebody with line disease crawling across the fifty yard line to flip a coin.
Just to remind our people are suffering.
Joy the game.
I've taken Green Bay leaf.
Twelve as important is DEC on the table are taken Aaron Rodgers and the Packers their play in the bears, and they need home field. They need whole field throughout the playoffs. If they're gonna beat the box they're gonna
okey lay it on, and I think that the core
the back is hurt for Chicago Chicago, so
scalded beaten by two touchdowns. Dare you go Andrew tone? He owns the bears. He set himself on. National television
Don T be angry variables. The tablet division. If we as asking
There are about my whose whose another one see them.
Gives a shit it's a fucking. My real is what the card is the cardinals than ten artisan a number one seat. I like it, that's right you just disrespected by her cry: Lombardy watches podcast. I didn't hear that, but I hope he does.
You want some type away about that pick. You just slapped of future
and BP the league in the face Paul. Well, listen in the face
He's good but Tommy, don't tell me, tell me gas, America coming to America
and now, when they were at the Saint John Gay, yes in the face to have I'm thereafter.
are a billion over time. It is.
Ah, you know a time all let the Monday Nights bears show
It's a Monday night, specially money for you and this week is the LOS Angeles Rams at the hour rezoning cardinals and the line is to an end.
By the way, our apology
not that we all apologies
What could we do it? The last Monday night special when the wind is blowing the patriots, throw the ball a couple times the other team,
the ball a couple times. There was nothing to really
I mean right away Paul that I call that game that I call lacking
You call a gay man, you call that game and not only that. The first thing your first instinct was what under under under,
in only know somebody actually placed a bed
ten dollars, those fifty hours to win ten thousand and what they did was they bed they put together a parlay and it was all the underscore receivers figure and I was gonna, be you know now a lot lot of balls put in the air, so they took all the for every receiver with their expected the get put,
the box in they want ten grand
wow. So what
tomorrow. What a smart
things. Are you really just kind of blue my new who's gonna win the game out of the water. I was Alex
What about that and that guy comes along? Listen,
Roger that.
I came out. I had a giant beach ball that was common at me. This guy fuckin
Those are the weapons banter around
so what do you think? You're, a man Kyler Murray Runnin for fifty or forty five.
Kyler Murray, for as much as he runs is not what people think see. He is he definitely roles out. He's mean like of even fast.
Doug floating, if he's,
stuck floaty play? He ran a lot of the time, but he didn't like run down the field,
so I know he does do that, but he lot at times
at about all this guy, so he's just getting away from the trees, so we can see what's down the field, so
he's a lotta yards announced
think the ran. The rams have a good defence
I, like forty five more than I like fifty
There is much body but you're, gonna, win, Kyler,
hurry to rush for forty five yards are love and then Neck God that
can Cooper, copper, whatever the fuck. His name is now my God
that guy always t always has like. Nine thousand catches gets up, believable
I'd be ass. You I don't know my ok, I about this. What about a sack? They are the best
front force out there. They got J J Watts, they got Chandler Jones J J watch out for the year. I wish I knew
before I bet Arizona this week.
Up until now he's been her ideas out man I think he's out, but Matthew Stafford.
not just efforts have been a good year. Raise got old down. Now, Adele's got back to back games such down
because having o Dell an advantage.
seems the mood seems at the last two weeks he's been acquire boy catch touchdowns, but I think that's how those guys are
There are no new relationship. Hey can I get. I get the door for ya
sure. I love that kind of movie too.
Smacks the shit out of date, nine
important of butter on the popcorn.
I, like Chandler Jones, you get a SEC.
Kyler Murray, get forty five yards.
and then I like something from Matthew Stafford. I say Matthew staff throws
Bill said cardinals to sacks will go with that. You want to go
a few Stafford, throw into one,
throw any. I bet the Fuckin Cardinals arts
your majesty. I've got their Cooper CUP. That son of a gun runs all over these. Our water bug out their paws gonna, throw one. So let's go mad
Stafford throws one, the cartels get to. Saxon was after what you want, the third one to be, but with Kyler Kylam armies, gonna run in for a touchstone, Diego
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The place is bad and the thanks. I say.
I can't remember fight if I just did the sun Opium Anthony Butter, a unified, told you about it last week I will. I need to warn you guys.
My wife and I saw the Sistine chapel.
then it is the Sistine chapel. I thought it was the sixteen
as in one sex.
and I was sitting there with the lovely near as we
standing a fucking line that wasn't that bet that bad, because it was the winter time.
Basically, this is a deal when you go in to see the Vatican
yesterday. The ass ended the Vatican. Ok,
and I'm gonna, I'm gonna really sites.
That's easy job there. Ok with all due respect, all the victims-
When you go into the anus of the Vatican, you have to
since when you go into the Sistine Sistine Chapel, you
the left. You go right, ok, if you
wired like me, go to the right. You'll go right into the Sistine Chapel right, but if you unlock
Damn car like myself, you go right, left right, pocket, ongoing left and I went left and
you go through the whole Vatican Museum,
and within their they have every vestment every fuckin spatula every light.
Every fuckin priest
ever used and you
walking through it just keeps saying Sistine Chapel assisting, even though I still thought was sixty because I'm a fucking idiot right. So
in every other room. The ceiling is painted, so you walk in. You like, as you said, is, is this
This is the first danger now keep Goin keep gown,
Basically, by the time we get through all this shit, you don't even care anymore than you walk in there and it
ridiculously small.
it's not nearly as big as they make it. Look on tv only make it look like it's. You know would like.
Take up those ceiling of your living room. Just that one picture God sort of
gingerly touching the other guys finger, it isn't it's just as little fucking thing that you could
cut out of the ceiling put on in Europe.
Forget all your friends house. One weaken is that from this,
Sixteen chapel do yeah. It is.
so are, you was worse, is once you get in there and then you looking and you stuck on my concerning their faith in view of the fact
the guards who are staring they're just sit there. Shooting people.
all time you're in there and that's when the stand. A comic in me slash.
Control free kicks in you, like you know what fuck you fuck this stupid picture and you silly outfits from
hundred thousand years ago are right. You got every goddamn thing in
museum x. You got every
fuckin shoe having
Oh plainly, what are you that everything about the catholic church in here, except for the rape murder
fuckin pedophilia
I'll. Have the balls to say that, because they are there,
a country
there are sovereign state, as they say so is much
I wanted to say that aside from puss can do. I didn't have the balls to say that or the wherewithal to think of that in that moment, when it was being shift
I didn't know what happens like what happens if you say something like that when you're on the Vatican grounds today, just kick you back,
the ITALY, the autonomy in order they take it down into some tension and basically treat you.
Each treated a lot of little boys? I couldn't resist
sorry great opened your fucking Jesus fixing it
that is your Jesus freaking. You still listen to this year and it s all right. What.
you're an asshole. You know what that you know what I think anyway,
Flower had so
So I mention I said sixteen chapel too near.
What did I say? Do I said you know what this fuckin line is so long already,
forget about in the summer time. So,
We should do we should open up
our across the street and go. We should call it the seventeen chapel. You know
Looking at me like what are you talking about?
sixteen Chapel and frustrate seventeen chapel you get fucked up. Could you feel
from standing. In the light of this, I got them long. She just sort of
after head she's like bill. You really
it's the Sistine chapel, realize that.
I just smiled at her, then she just started laughing at me just realising what a fuckin idiot,
These decided to spend your life with.
I'd love to tell you guys that that was just a joke that that's just a silly fuckin anecdote it isn't it's a hundred percent fucking! True!
A kind of new was sixteen, but it just became sixteen in my head.
I have the same disease. My dad has worked for John L Ways entire career. He called
John on way, indeed, we like
add Elway Elway we like, and what is it
anyway anyway. This did,
This job odd way of telling you this guy. He can, you can run, he confessed TAT its airway iron and then let me finish. Let me finish this guy.
Yeah, so I think I inherited from him.
I don't know if I don't hear well from so
after my own thoughts is near, would suggest, but either way.
somewhere along the line. If it came, the sixteen travelled to me that it makes sense to be the sixteenth.
Every time I think I'd like to get the better
my stupidity right. Some asked some else comes off farm
anyways, but since then I have
ITALY,
sadly, I left ITALY,
food was fuckin unreal,
you'll kill me asylum around here. I was that
I shall make it all a fuckin noise at that there was just to my ear god. Dammit
but now the first Ike move right here we go
I'm literally laying here with a fuckin parapet
under my record so stupid
I'm I'm not funny sitting down, I gotta be laying down a standing up right now, not walk around for an hour and a half a fuckin hotel,
Roma gave with all that happened, scratch or anything I felt was in the headphones. So there was a
I'll get there like a star trek. Was he crawled into that guy's buccaneer? Maybe they dropped as little maggots in there was terrified
Anyways ploughing ed.
So I leave ITALY and I fly up to war.
Waited Glasgow's why, after connect in Amsterdam and as you fly up, I saw
the entire world
the coast of ITALY
it was in saying that I just watch that World war two documentary
second of all that stuff. You know these soft underbelly of
Lastly, Europe, when they came in here and rather than go on in this one part, they came in the southern part, had a fight through the Fuckin mountains and that's all
thinking. You looked out from the air, so
much of it like it.
The impressive like,
even I'm sure, there's a zillion people over there like how much of it is still
The greens failed. So when you look down and looks like world war, two,
And storage, except now it's in full color like I have
Expected us decide die bombing in straightening, some poor bastard trainer run into the fuckin tree line.
And are you fly over, the swiss helps.
And then right on up- and I was just
An incredible haven't: got they face, pressed up against the glass,
some eight year old on his first trip. I really ever geek for this travel stuff about its autumn. So.
landed in Amsterdam.
Get all the way up to Glasgow Connected, no fucking problems, no nothing
People, Scott
another Coolidge. They call this. Have you show up
Lady check me and was going to my show that night, but there's a guy check
but the other, the other lady who was working there,
most countries. You go into their looking at you like you're, a fucking terrorist enough, even
You look like rod. Howard,
I got way you staying. I don't fucking now what
call me.
Where we stand at a fucking all tell how long you here I mean for a day, really well
Every day for aka soon a blow the whole fucking play. So what do you think? We think I'm here for.
did you see the same,
cloud in front of you. What do you think I'm doing here,
Mr Pasty, is you you, dumb fuck. Let me in your country right then I'd like that,
I like that at all over up in Scotland I don't give a fuck
Like I said, freckles can't I'm gonna see, though the fucking shit check there was great Sawa anyways went down
did. They did the shell
this hilarious guy Gary Little opened up for me when I was a fuckin right. Great,
die afterwards. I hung out with him and that cabin bridges and a bunch of fucking
drink, whisky, scotch where the fuck are you drinking decide a great night talking comedy another type of thing. So off our thanks
you wanna came out to that show. It was just great
It was amazing, like stairs you when I was on stage and like Scotland, I didn't I didn't feel like I was outside the United States self a couple times. I said a couple of done things, but are you know they thought they would get whatever make an fuckin baseball references stupid right,
so that one with great next day can add a little bit of a delayed flights flew down at Amsterdam
tat one was awesome at a bunch of people came
from Germany and Belgium.
Telling me I should do, shows there, so maybe a lead those the next time it was just ass. The men are actually spent,
The next day
their announced
I wanna, be mature enough to let go outside and move. This fuckin thing I was trying to
a mature enough not to go down to the red like district. You know.
Right across the street, where I abstained from the Vincent Van Gogh. Museum saw my guy, I'm gonna, give not museum another chance.
Because I'm getting their anxiety when I go to museums, because I go in there and its
smart shit there and I could give a fuck after the first exhibit
how little we just want to run through the place and get out of here and down, but
What are the Vincent Van Gogh one and I absolutely loved it. I loved it before the first
how much I guess she appreciated art- and I hate to say this-
Care for the reason was I went by myself,
nobody else there, so I didn't have I'm always like
twenty miles ahead of anybody who I gotta Museum with Ngos,
completely gonna museum with that should get the fuckin.
The headphones and the recorder and they just go from exhibit two fucking. Exhibit they gotta
every goddamn film an ice. I don't I should respond
People like that, but I don't I hate them so anyway.
I went to the Vincent Van Gogh Museum just say.
You just have as paintings hanging on the fuckin wall.
just some damn, I don't know,
was always a zillion miles away to me right. So I'm looking at him
It is amazing, as they were. I was still in and out of there
Thirty five minutes, and that includes go into the gift shop. I walked in
in the first thing I saw was he drew a picture of like he was taken this
Art class any he had dropped like a picture of like the skeleton of some like that. A painting draw a picture
Fuckin human skeleton, so we painted it
and in the end you put a cigarette in its mouth, is like a fuck. You too, is teacher so immediately. I like this guy.
like this guy's that some goody two shoes right either
you say in its homework, he's not that guy
guy's gonna! Have the fake idea go? Get you some both in the fuckin late, eighteen eighties.
I looked all this shit. I really liked it. Let's go. Let's is deep.
I can say I don't really like his chalk period. Please
he would chalk or whatever the
I can. Why should I wasn't into put the thick pay
but the lines I was under the hills.
right? The further step back, the more look like what the fuck was painting there when you gonna cost
like a bunch of lights. How do you do that you now he can't stand,
forty yards away with a long paintbrush. They didn't have that technology back in the eighteen eighties. They didn't don't
tell me? They did.
closely. It is paint yet a bunch of sand and leaves at it. I was out of his mind,
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take three minutes. Are I went back to the past year.
What else can I more talk about open? I was over England, I really studies free.
Story
When I went to London year.
They had a marine over there,
Alexander Blackmail, Fanny, just
God jailed for life for murder of
Afghanistan sergeant
it's a real. Basically, whatever was, I guess they shot this insurgent guy. This
Alexander black men walked up to them. They gotta get to quote here. What next
actually. Did he say how he just one
Doctor the insurgent is, the guy was lay there. I guess, wounded, Annie
He shot him in the chest and said
Shuffle off this mortal call sorry
Shuffle off this mortal coil, you can't
Nothing! You wouldn't do to us.
And for some reason the fucking
jerk off by nomadic camera in his helmet.
And they found it so now
It has to act like that.
Care that he did that now they have to act like they give a shit and the debts cod
ducked unbecoming of a good fuckin soldier
if anybody can find a for second moment in any war,
in history. Were that that doesn't happen
the talking about all on the other side, where they catch these guys when they can
you guys, get him alive and cut their fuckin heads off?
So as far as I'm concerned that guy got off easy like him,
Am I the only guy some private saving private Rhine whenever they,
that guy go. You came up,
back he's gonna kill in their guys
You set em over there to kill you
other guys in everything
well you didn't do it in a proper fucking. Why aren't you
save the british people money you doctor
that guy porridge anymore right. It's war,
You train these guys to murder people he goes out.
This fucking job emerged this guy and now what
He got act like your outrage. Does it was felt that guy get fucked over
In fact, over the same way, the forty nine is did when they played the same. Look
I'm, not I'm not for a war.
But I am also that a fuckin moron. Ok, you can't train people to do so.
shit like that and stick em
in those fallacious fucking environments, where that really are no fucking rules regarding
of whatever convention Jenny.
The convention, or whatever bullshit, that you signed Gimme a fuckin break all right. I don't think what that guy did was unrealistic.
within the context of war.
I mean morally: is it right or roaming, morally wars and right.
I don't understand
actually was pinned down the fuckin shot that Ghana had they give em they give a metal
The thing is: fuckin stupid date, so the guy
do at least ten years, and
personally speaking, I hope they send them to those Davis and Open Anthony's one. I hope they send a guide to the good Fellows jail. You know I'm too
don't put to me. I need to decide now can navigate. I
There will be great if everybody around the world just quit. Every army now would be perfect.
You just let these fuckin nerds, with their ties right in their beards and shit,
Let them have it outright. There's a fuckin happy thought.
Vibrating, the lyrics to a hippie saw all the loser. Sorry
oh fuck got this far
tor was towards giving the death me man,
so I do not know what is over the top taught my way through it, because I just read the fuckin, you bobby your book highly.
Command highly recommended. I'm thinking
everything he said not broken is kept me going just focus on tonight's gave here in Dublin.
About how I have two fucking connecting a fragile one. More fuckin time
Over the goddamn Helsinki, not think about that shit that fuckin flight might as well be twenty years in the future. That's bullshit! I wish. I wish, I believe in them
anyways. What else would like?
I just went up and I felt football. I did not want a second of it yesterday on the other side of the planet.
I was trying to get sick. I guess that many like shit,
Although I did get some, I got some friendly emails from some cleaver brown fence,
notifying me that the Patriots One
here's one
you red, haired fuck,
Aren't you guys exhausted the red haired angle that so many other things about me that are stupid, look and that you can make fun of Jesus?
Christ enough with the fuck. I get it there red balls. I want you fuckin times. You know
a gigantic forehead. You know I'm not going.
You guys out, you figure it out. You want.
trick. Policies are right,
I read you read out, FUCK hope your problem.
patriots when nothing,
Achieving all day to get what you want
Brady's Assisi piece of shit
I dont understand people watch, I felt football every week and they don't see what's going on and they start blaming the other team. You know
Did you see where the patriots played the fucking who'd elder we play there?
we have the guardian K. Remember we played that fucking game and the other the game
didn't call you referred to me. I was everybody.
Fucking legal celebrating meeting. We need fuckin. These pigeon feared girls, you fucking bullshit, it's happening to everybody.
you stupid, FUCK Brownsville. Did you
Instead, the NFL settled out of court.
Did you notice that that they said
held out a fucking court.
to those those fucking. Those hits. You understand that you understand that they are all about making money. Ok,.
It drew breezes out if Tom Brady is out of paid Manning's out, they lose fucking money so there
ridiculously protecting all.
This quarter, blacks,
unlike in all sports, the stars
we'll get even more cars are right. You dumb Brown, cod.
ok and as far as the past interference calls, if you're mad at that, don't get mad at the patriots. Get get me
a GM or say in Peyton Manning Bitch moaning complain inch, then Falkiner say spearheaded changing the rules of coverage. You
find out what the fact that the NFL has hit their saturation point where
There's no more sports fans left
to watch the NFL. So now they have to get people the casual, fanned the person who doesn't give a fuck. Ok,
You don't give a fuck about the sports, that's that's! Why
The euro is on in the background, the way to get people's heads to turn is scoring. So every
It is about scoring now. Ok,
the past interference. Call when I was growing up was called coverage. That was great coverage two years ago or a
maybe
five years ago. That was great coverage. Now that's considered past interference, it's absolutely fucking ridiculous.
It's a travesty. I've said every week on this podcast that you
to be the hardest thing to do in the Inn in professional sports in America anyways is they hit
but now it is trying to cover a fucking receiver right. You can't.
it's, you can't have any more. You can't touch him
basically run next to, but I think you have to hold your breath because you're not even allowed to breathe on with this fucking point
I got this thing, you know you cannot help to helmets and how they hit low
guys, like Grog Caskey, just got his knee blown out because
the guy on Cleveland, like us,
two years ago that what about a dirty hit? Why did he had himself love now because
That's settled out a suit thing. You can. You know
I want to help it settled at court thing, a cave, fuckin talking so jet lag.
they gotta go low.
There are you fucking, constantly internet who sit there, saying that growth policies made out a glass as Joseph. Really
could take defensive back going.
False paid into the side, your knee you can. You can handle that.
you're fat, fuck and codes of glad your dreams didn't come true. How do you like that? That's right, I came
we'd, know gloves no gloves on
go fuck yourself. I can speak this
can we? What else that I see Rosen
tailgate legend
there are fuckin commedia thou Joe Borg asked me. If I do,
The broad pinewoods gave so actually watch some of the highlights of that.
That was very out of the year on a character.
By our Thornton I dont have a seat or condone that I'll think he does either. I don't know why you did that.
And I know my challenge- Iscariot more Shan. However, the fuck you supposed to say it now, but
I don't condone that either, although I did find its funding, although penguins France, not job but the other ones talking about them
because it always they looked the other way with the absolute fucking.
just some of the filthiest talking people ever have played for the penguins, and they just look the other way. You know that
look I'll SAM, you send all those guys the amount of fucking careers. Those cuts ended.
None of the penguins fans having problems that they got off Sanderson in their ring of honor, acknowledge garbage about shorten the fuck
but having said that, I dont condoled with it happened to my team meetings. Do that's that's that's dirty play
Yet when he should be punished, but
the majority of resumed do some like that now, if he does it again, then he said,
A piece of shit, what I know he's not gonna write
all right with that one,
Can I talk about what
do we are oversea sports. I went to a premiere game Premier Football League Game yesterday, Sir no first.
average and when I guess Arsenal was heavily favoured.
It was an incredible spirits. I really
yeah,
the club itself. I guess you could call it
No it naming names on the planet
As for they woke me up for tickets through the promoter
we sat based?
they lose their seats in the house. Like the club seats, the leather
they gave me a little Blakey for you went out there in case I got cold. I took a picture of it with the hash
a cosy smug, cod.
and I went out there and it was, it was great.
Every second, the songs and shit, but if you're fired
lived in England. I would definitely picketing and I would go
probably learn, all the songs, and then I would go sit in the upper deck,
because I didn't want to get shit faced. Tear up the whole going singing songs, look great so anyway,.
It was the zero Millville, the exact,
fucking reason why Americans do not watch soccer football, whatever the fuck, you want to call it.
And then finally, but still beautiful, fucking game. The watch.
it really is it's a lot like hockey to be honest with you accepted on grass
long story, short arsenal, finally fucking scores
I'll stay breaks into this song
about arsenal of their nearest back in the day, they used always win, wondered nothing. They don't they.
School one goal is like a bunch of kids: they just would go back on defence and you couldn't score on as all crowd
good sing. The song one, nothing arson, all you you gonna fuckin, lose and all this shit so anyway,
What one not they would like? Two minutes left and they all start singing the song, the whole Fuckin stadium set for this.
Little corner. That was for our avatar and
They get their winter. The second verse doll places sing and they got their scarves out. Holding up going nuts
glow in fish and chips looks on their faces. Amateur, however fuckin time and whether in the middle of the second verse average and scored
Did it take the wind out of their fuckin sales?
so the ever did people are going fucking insane.
Somebody lit off like a little smoke, bother had this blue smoke. That was the cover of everything I guess you're not supposed to do with the cops all came running over.
I don't know they just don't
knock it off in America.
They will drag like two rows out beaten with clubs, but then
A blue smoke, this gotta went all over this one part of the stadium.
Well, that's how I did wonder one
but I had a great clock in time and I highly suggested
If you are highly recommended, if you come over to England, you definitely gotta go
You gotta go to one of those where those games primarily games. It was fuckin tremendous.
I plan on going to many more and hopefully in the future, but this is up.
I found out was interesting was arm,
all the maniac scottish soccer games and the Rich
That's gonna Rugby, who would have thought right, posh counts as they can
gotta rugby, I guess in England that makes no sense to me. I would think that rugby
you like is. Is it like an elite? Is sport? I get
I was even talking. The cabdriver this morning was gone.
in Ireland he was go yet, if you re going become doctors and something less, those guys do.
I'll is this? Is this even remotely fog it? I'm sorry. I had no idea. I've been on a planet
what the Devil s for that site owner. Ah
What else how farmers packaged always atone for the year? We cannot yet not yet all Jesus Christ, Robinson, no Robinson, cannot be traded.
trade is signed with the Seattle Fucking Mariners,
for more money. Why
Why would you do that? Well,
you go for play second base with the New York.
Yankees.
He's gonna get a hundred. Ninety million dollars now.
Forty million go play for the Seattle fucking Mariners.
What the fuck at the Seattle Mariners take had given up all that goddamn money did they learn anything for the Texas Rangers,
twenty million dollar contract to a fuckin shortstop. You gonna give a total of forty million dollar contract to a second basement.
I did Robert with poverty. I know he's fucking devastated
He was trying to say I'm not mad at you know. I gotta take the money to differences,
fifty million dollars. I get it. I get it.
get it. There is a total slap in the face of the New York Yankees as us:
was to happen, the egg is it out
good are the biggest fuck him though payload
five hundred ninety million dollars and he leaves gladly
see I ll have a good time. Losing Robbie
the Arab League,
do shelter. Although Seattle talk in a bunch of shit,
they're, all the same Warner dog yeah, we're going over pay for even more people
what the Yankees created under the Red Sox, supported at at at at at at at oh by the way, big, congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks France for once again screaming mindlessly Eric.
Scream a meter, whatever the fuck you doing out there
our congratulations on the plan that was awarded to you that you'll probably have for like another two weeks before somebody else. Besides they gonna break, the record is any
proud, failed. Yet will they?
set their minds to screaming for the sake of fuckin screaming? It does have a lot to see expanse think that I'm shitting on their team, I'm not. I have money on new plants to win the Superbowl.
They, in fact, if you guys do not win the Superbowl, the sheer. I feel it's a monumental failure, because I dont see anybody else in your way whose anyway, nobody
it's yours, too fuckin lose. You got the best
the defects in the NFL deepened.
twins championships. You think you can handle Peyton Manning.
That fuckin hat box had his legs.
You weren't, a talker, you can put it
Top hat on his head- and it would like that you could just pull it always to the brim- would be
resting on his shoulders. So what is it
bill is not a good quarterback. Now it doesn't, it doesn't mean he's not a court. It's a hell of a point in just made.
Really, just for one week, just not shadowed paid money,
anyways. I think you guys are gonna want it, but that's stupid. Lao
this crowd thing. I swear to God.
I am in my heart of hearts. I notice,
real Seattle. Seahawks France were there at the game, they don't participate. I know that
the same way when I go to Red Sox game, I dont think sweet Caroline, I dont by the Pink hatch
I don't buy that horse shit. I don't even were red Sox shit. Now, when I go to a fucking game, it's gotten
how ridiculous so.
that's stupid, loudest crowd record when it should
You done is secretly, they should be recording crap,
If you really want to figure out which one is the loudest, if
Throughout the acoustics of the building inside versus outside versus stadiums delivered,
they designed to be louder.
Because if you tell everybody they're coming down what those fuckin bull horns arise.
they see out of its fuckin grow up. Ok,
keep your eye on the price.
Don't blow out your voices, you're gonna win the Superbowl, the sheer ok, then you can scream, and yet there what're you gonna, do try to
break your own record and give yourself another fuckin plaque.
Everybody gets a ribbon.
Alright does very little pretty fuckin bullshit for this week. What do we got here
continue, why would someone semi males for this week?
I got a cold Jesus Christ. Little fact for the podcast, hello
how are you doing out that you shoulda Amsterdam last week, and it was a great show- hope you enjoy your time in HOLLAND? I did I had a great time I did mention. I tried not to go to.
Into the red Light district, but I had to do it in a hurry.
Look at hookers in windows, some real
What does it by myself like a total fuckin creep? I looked out
Fascinating.
Then said, all of that- and I actually saw one guy walking out when I was cross- the street shut his dislike, that guy, just fucked, a woman paid money in factor is just
most bizarre thing ever, but there are there really good. Look at you know
As far as like a woman. You got, there was one unbelievable fucking.
I just wondered if she was so good luck and she wasn't even looking out a window, she was just sit. Net are little desk it I'll just like
Look you don't you want to fuck me
take your body out knock on the door, but I'm not going to stand here.
Fuckin window right, there's fuckin recorded
when around here.
And I also saw skating sturdy report. I was out there and they were playing.
fuckin insane music.
As it was scaling around almost like
is poker music. I gotta
The video I swear. You got all that shit just sounds like Hitler, youth, Miss music. To me. I don't know why you see if I can place,
as for your trying to find this video, I senator
Everybody knows that Hitler on ice hockey
This has gone on his people escaping around. I just came on this walking by myself an incident guy
Sorry, anyways, let's get on with this thing, since we're
anyhow, I wasn't sure view being sarcastic when you stated
didn't have slavery. I wasn't added that you had.
did you guys had slavery and a bunch of people corrected me,
That's right because I was an hour it. Let me set this up right before every this email.
Basically. I was in HOLLAND on December fifth,
and that was czar.
I guess that Santa Claus, his birthday.
Not in HOLLAND. I guess just officially that is Santa Claus. His birthday standard clauses was alleging that lead, allegedly Jesus Bill, a lead
ITALY, a real person.
They don't know when he lived at all that its very Jesus like, but allegedly he's a real fucking guy.
December fifth, is what he was born and they celebrate
dressing up like Santa Claus and essentially putting on black face, but it
supposed to represent is going down every chimney in the city, so he's got set all over his face.
Now it is near saying so when it big sort of ST rather than put all over their fucking
its blackberry, so I was asked to have abundant go. Won't you guys not doing it like an offensive way. I mean you guys didn't have slavery right and they had this day. This big laugh- and I thought that.
Although they always like no no, and I thought they were like- no, no, no we're so against slavery. Don't put that shit on me, I
I guess
I guess I was wrong, so here we go here the facts. I, since you are like me most of the time pretty unformed. It could be that no,
told you that ships from HOLLAND transported about half a million slaves
during the Trans Atlantic slave trade in the seventeenth century?
the shit out of Wikipedia, so it must be valid. That's lairs use! Actually, the slave trade was one of the reasons that Hollan flourished in the golden age as we call it so yeah. We did play a role in this, not really part
of our history were proud of.
You might ask yourself: why wrote
to tell you. This is because I'm a cunt likes to tell people they are wrong. I don't they.
Can't I think, that's great- you informed me of that so today you go right either.
But why would they go up like that? I guess because they could make it diagonally across from Africa a strategy.
ass. Where are you at this point? You instead
car she'd be like in Aruba North of that fucking cause a mouth, build Europe,
Do you have to reinforce every three minutes have done you? Are this part cast fuck, you fuck you with you with your brain.
All this is a reply that twenty two dating sixteen year old out as it is it. Nor is it a reply to it.
anyway. That's three weeks ago somebody wrote it was saying that may say where he was twenty, two or whatever. I forget it.
When was by knows a sixteen year. Old sister was dated twenty two year old. What should he do? Psychic
MR spawning tonight, I'm guessing as it says three twenty two dating sixteen,
My dad-
dating my mom when he was twenty two and she was fifteen Ross.
Of his dad told them he could get in.
trouble and advised him to stop my dad
No, it is legal as the
give consent, is fourteen or something here
Yet you know when you're fucking, somebody that that young, you probably want to be a little more specific.
nor is it the legal age is like for traders, stop that
Fourteen sixteen, whatever
therefore, the fifth day that you fuck and arrested.
He's anyway, he said. Ah, they ended agreeing. They ended up agreeing to go. Ask a lawyer
Whoever was wrong had to pay my grandpa paid, the lawyer fees and my parents.
Have now been married for almost thirty years, but if some-
Twenty two year old, wanted to date. My fifteen year old daughter, I wouldn't have yet absolutely and absolutely
You think that's a great thing that your parents stay together. Like that,
Did your mom even get to see what was out there before she ended up with your dad Jesus Christ.
First restaurant she walks into she just like this is the best food ever
we're gonna get any better than this.
That's good for your rights, you feel like you're, mobs a war, but why
to be your wife
she go out and do a guys do I'll. Tell you why.
because what what we do to take skills. I mentioned that before this protest
A guy getting laid that's a skill.
a woman. Get latest is gluttonous behaviour, savings.
Where is the challenge there is now you got out
I can buy right now and have a into
our bar on one. If you wanted to write.
Like what is impressive s worthy of a guy you get to one one, that's like do you know the fuckin brass ring
what is impressive for one? Would you like a fifteen on one and what is it,
press of about it that you could fucking physically. Take it
Jesus bill, where was just well, there was a whole that the level of Ignorance- alright, let's let's plough, what's this plough ahead after that, forty one forty,
when it said Billy Red Billy Redcoat
Coppola Frances,
Cobbler Billy Red Cobbler. Look over there.
Check out any foreign films wire overseas dude. I can't even read advertising you think
Fucker watch a film have,
up and down like I'm fuckin texting while driving euro. If they want to do that. Listening to my stuttering, voice in my head
you can check it out any foreign films while overseas. I suggest you do it's a trap, seeing the cultural differences,
The London in France would check them out from time to time. In case you,
make it here's what you're missing debts
the river:
Betty Hills, style, slapstick, derivative, Monty Python, dryness, derivative theatre drama. The occasion
deck and more tat, some of it
right, though so maybe you'll get lucky.
I don't want any. That means it s. A lotta tits casually show somebody's Deca. They do a lot of money, Python, Benny, he'll, take you.
I've already see the originals. You know why the fuck, what I wanna go. You think I have some better
that don't they
those fancy films that comes out it hands. They can
Film Festival, wrath of cod.
I bill, whereas Letty Bruce Bill, I'm not a state of comic.
I'm not even a huge com, a geek. I am, however, of freedom of speech geek
Comedians are the most important people when it comes to this. So why
colleagues who, for the most
Part, operate independently. Louder.
About. What's going on, I just read it
on a blog by a girl, bashing Kurt
here. I don't
he's fucking lairs
I goes- I didn't know who he was my looked him up, and he's really funny makes good points about that stuff. The blogger,
completely labels him
labels and thinks he's not just because she can't understand is context you're out
spoken about the serpent honest when asked, but why,
people louder? Don't you speaking
vaguely gladder about what bloggers bitching about comedy or bitching
our social issues
because I don't mean to single out so and so and so and so, but there
big positions to speak out against the stifling of the art. Doesn't anyone want to go down as the guy you stepped up and articulated what they believe? Does
after we malicious but with some charts and graphs, you could explain to people like that. Blogger
Norton debated. I was just
bring him nor Nokia that their missing the point
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then they get like more hits. It's really just like. Let lazy reporting
I saw one Jim debated that blogger.
on commercial, what the hell called there are totally biased.
And you know I thought she
You know a for all the ignorance that she was talking about like
general terms with which she define stand a comedy and comedians, and all that, like it,
actually talk about how angry comics, where I thought it was really ironic that she was sort of the epitome of all that.
She seemed very angry. She spoke very generally about stand up and really had no idea what she was talking about.
a dog. I thought
Said that did I say that the fuckin podcast I don't, I don't give a fuck about.
look. If somebody wants to go to a comedy club. I've said this before they wanna go calmly club and take
the comedian seriously they are.
Oh within their right to do that, but you
because they decide to take it.
seriously. Does that mean that that comic now, like meant,
What they said in the joke. It doesn't make the job
the joke anymore, just because someone decided to take it seriously. So.
I can only speak for myself to always why I don't talk about it because
Think it's silly.
Considering all the other shit that's going on and then also to sit there and act like.
I can't remember last summer her rate joke like to sit there and act like that's. What's going on.
I don't I don't fuck it. I got the I've. I've already talked about this, so you know
where's Lenny Bruce? That's the navy, a thing that so Lenny Bruce moment to fuck and say that I read. I guess what you say: what the freedom of speech, but that the blog,
this had freedom of speech. They have the freedom to wag, get pissed.
talk about it.
If anything, it probably helping comedy.
maybe a lot a rapist wouldn't come down and company clubs Gazeta did did think that the very Huber for them
just nice to know that does
Of complex out there that have the brilliance to understand that rapists before their caught. You know
like to laughter today
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accidentally, dating a high school check Dear Bell, waiting
accidentally dating a high school check. It can happen she soon.
Her heart, you so psyche she's gonna blow you. You know she
told her that are years, I'm already making excuses for this guy.
Twenty four year old, expatriate
Australia that now lives in Europe. Its every
that the sexual buffet that team
Teddy companies of the eighties promised art. This is already getting creepy cause. You said, accidently dating
a high school,
Chicken you just we use the word: teen, ok,
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However, I have recently started dating a certain lady
and she's that in every sense of the word, smart is a whip. Caustic as hell and yet warm when you're, both alone together, so here's the
Back story,
then, here a few weeks I arrive at this at this House party
I don't even make it passed the front hall and I make this girl. Everything goes great. We hook up and we ve been dating for a few weeks fast
but a bed, and she breaks off plans casually mentioning that she has to study for her
this other language, the rough equivalent to the american S. Eighty assets
You still don't get me wrong. The subject of school has come up,
apple. What subjects was she interested in separate cetera our
This is where the language barrier can be a bit of a bitch. The Germans and the French can also refer a university at school.
And I naturally assume she
university, that call me-
graduated sixteen seventeen years old
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to bring this thing full circle of wondering what I'm wondering do I bring it up, break it off with this chick
don't get any resell, she was.
Germans and the French refer to universities school.
I naturally so she met university faculties,
graduate sixteen seventeen years old. So how old is she.
What do you do it? Don't you don't tell me all she is.
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Move given that we have already had enough
explored of sex to make HBO look like door. The explore at the leave now would look like I've been leading her on slash using her order.
Stay with her and risk our relationship becoming strain by the different.
cultural gap. For example, for example, she's
dealing with the high school shit that I have long since resolved myself.
the essentials. I like this girl lot. We ve got a lot in common literature, art sports boughs, and she doesn't find the fact that I could
act. Pre seventies play boys creepy a huge fucking
plus, given the woman I've do what we did. I started tracking like sex offenders, share this
mere collection of Porn
Tell me how old she is.
The cause she's in high school, still us with their parents and his french. They could be
temperamental as fuck do. How old are you.
For what
the age of consent and how old is she.
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right back. Let me know how old you workers on what the fuck you're asking me there.
Anyways,
is that all you gotta do the other half of the fucking known guardian.
reach here. Little baby I'll, tell you
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