Hey: what's Goin on his bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast in just checking it on your arm check it in on you. Do you know you don't see that your weeks go on getting adjusted, trying to get caught people here on the bed training. the plot gets out before we take the kids to school. For God's sakes, by the way the way or Billy Bitch tits fucking, move down a notch on his belt in the right direction. Ok,. I am on my journey, this is my journey. This is something that I need to encounter to figure out why I was eating those ice cream, sandwiches every night, depression! Yeah, I'm going for Billy budgets, Dough Bill Bolivia, globally, Mick.

This is Mr Bulimic. How are you is that Bolivia reset the other one Bloomiest the when we get to enjoy the meal before you give it back Is that what it is? I don't know Russia is when you just don't eat, that's what it is. yes, but I'm sure. I'm sure a message now believe me: it yeah, whatever I mean it's like trying to fuck. Remember you! after Lucy Righty tidy and then you'll like unscrewing a light bulb above your head, you like weight to the same rules, apply And down over pronounce like above it now, but I'm under it's like I'm hovering over it, but I'm under it. You know: that's like my ship. like what's which it, which is the front of the stage which is to back this up. I'm sorry of a stove. You note to me, back at the stove is by the wall. when the front of the stove.

I don't know I always haven't. I always have it wrong now. I don't even remember. That is, the bats is the way it is. But for me I was always stand behind. It for some reason to the back of the stove to me was the closer to me and then the funds, see because why became acquainted? This is why I never made it. I try do carpentry lasted fuck in eight days I was just like. I do not have the gift the brains. I could city all fuckin. You know, years of my life and become, and work my way up to being a mediocre carpenter. God knows That's what people want her. They wanted carpenter that doesn't o k job I'll? Tell you right now, who cannot? Do it? Ok, job this Sunday. a borrower, the bangles. or Matthew Stafford.

From the lions and now with the rams amazing you imagine if the rams, when it Matthew Stafford after all those years being in there, dysfunctional, abusive relationship? That is being the quarterback of the Detroit Lions he knows. Kitten hope. That is how many the boy friends the dead fuck. Bitch of a team leave lay in on this side of the road I'm trying to think of all Greg Landry era Keppel all away through Joey Harrington. You Stafford his bed like. He was the general payers he's probably the best lions quarterback Dave had it's. What's his face. There we got his book. Hard of Allied Bobby, lay. Bobby lay again

I would say that when we look to shut up when we look to shut up. the history of lions, quarterbacks, ok, and I'm going tell you right now, there's gonna be a lot of fuckin It was state agents, whatever people do after your core, the quarterback of the Fucking Detroit Lions, Now I'm wondering. it always alliance fed you gotta be route for Matthew Staff because he did put the time, but then also the kind of gotta be written against it because it's just like you know. you'll, be history. If he wins it, the very next year is gonna kind of confirm. You know it's kind of confirm what you always start. That is just something wrong with The franchise all right since the great days. of Bobby Lane. Nineteen fit

the fifty one and all the way through fifty seven and then you may join the Steelers. I believe we're going. Get into my ok, Gregg Landry. Greg, Landy rated from seventy one to seventy four. And Joe Reed, I guess it gives all sense third string, they blamed him and then they light with we just fucking with you brought him back. Seven thousand six hundred and seventy seven Danielson right Those years couple years era, Keppel Jerry, Daniel sent back and forth. No one wanted to say was the lions fall this which that was right through eighty six. the guy chalk long, they had a guy rusty give rusty. rusty, Hilda and then God poor ROD, BP, come on out a. U s c d: the above up up up by two bubble: Bilbao, fuckin lights,.

He was there from eighty nine. Ninety ninety one, ninety two, ninety three, the our city hall, show years. I believe now he was all about the tonight show. Would you Carson was ninety two, but they scenario is still around. City was still around. Those years. The run a gun at the bills lose in every year. Presidio hall! When, after Johnny, Carson, just put in a solemn, restore historical perspective with the. Kate fear, I think, was a big movie back than that bored history, Scott Mitchell, that ninety four too Ninety seven Charlie batch. sounds a yak Charlie Yak, A was in there too, Honourable mention Joey Harrington too fast until two thousand three two thousand for two thousand five good day, Sir Jeff Garcia,

back up somewhere, we got out of them want to San Francisco John kidnapped. Ass the two years Dan or love ski I then two thousand nine along came a man named Matthews, effort who has had he had the longest tenure as a court. Becky started in two hundred and twenty four, the lines two thousand and nine two thousand and ten Shaun Hill got the starting job and Matthew Stafford was backup. He played then Four comes back two thousand eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen. Sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen, twenty ten. eight seasons? He he must own. Every fuckin record.

Bobby Lane was way Bobby Lane. Fifty slash fifty one hundred and fifty one was eight seasons. No fifty twelve million three hundred and forty five thousand six hundred and seventy eight seasons wow. I don't know Matthew Stafford. Is he gonna do not Sunday attire like a project? Europe needs to take account of market rules, or do you guys stick Do you think the golden boy Joe Borough, comes in. in rightfully claims what should have been the bangles rather than the forty Niners all throughout the are all throughout the eighties best should. Bill Walsh on their sidelined coaching, but the group. Paul Brown.

The only mistake he may turn out to be the biggest mistake ever for those Cincinnati Bengals. He thought Bill Walsh did not that the men does ability to be a head coach, the NFL, any better Malcolm around the legally. Let him go or build just left, There was nothing else to do His way back into a head coaching job with the surfaces the forty nine years and he applied that often said he came up with with this Cincinnati. Bangles, though, became known as the West Coast. Offsets was actually created. It sits in I know I have said this before, but people don't listen every week by now you know the rest the story, how ironic the two of their food superbowl victories of the forty nine, in the nineteen eightys, the team of the eighties were, gets those Cincinnati battles that, at that Buedir voodoo. I got room for the bangles like the rest,

That is one of the somali. Superboss users can be happy for people. You know I'll be happy for me. Two Stafford. I won't be happy for allay fans. Still, they just not informed enough. They really are like I don't I don't know what it is. I don't know why it is so hard to find. And informed LOS Angeles fan, I don't awaits great when you do also Laker fans from back at the forum, people. grew up watching the Dodgers hate the Yankees in a late seventies. I love Meetin Ella fans like that, but it is just so fuckin rare. Bill. Maybe it's the company you keep. Maybe it is. maybe it is. I don't know. I don't know just. Did you critique their team? It just go Haider

hey, this is never gets a do, a good, what's debate? Fourteen bitch is right, I guess that's what it is: ok, any The funny thing is what is The bill has anything funny so far in this part cast as you fuckin list every goddamn jerk off their play, quarterback for the rams for the last fifty years. Listen this podcast, would you ever know about Marlon Briscoe. you want to talk about the modern day, Fuckin NFL, a guy or what it changed the game if they let em Marlon Briscoe, The Denver Broncos. for a start in black quarterback in the NFL. Then you look have you're seen Randal Cunningham and all these other guys fuckin twenty. Some years later, you see

play in that style. Right then, and there you see to be successful and what did they do? They brought in a white guy. It made Marla Briscoe a wide receiver, nother. it says that this is like a segment and I'm gonna make. Or maybe you got me- you guys possibly know more about this shit and I do with this segment is called horrific. Fuck ups in the inner fell, I'll start with to the Denver Broncos, letting turning Marlon Briscoe into a wide receiver and shipping him off the buffalo, rather than keeping him as quarterback of the Denver Broncos. Now to turn to. this Cincinnati bangles passing over the great pill, Walsh.

Food already invented the West Coast. What would become known as the West Coast offense because of Bill Parcells coining it one thousand nine hundred and eighty five when his giants beat the 49ers in the playoffs, and he said what do you think of that West Coast Offense Val. Thus giving credit that debt offence was created in San Francisco and I guarantee you there's a bunch of forty nine offence. You know how around with their winter jacket sown in January, because that weird, whether up there I mean sorry in July, levitate I took a vacation to say It says in the summer time. Like. Twenty years ago, with my girl, for at the time, and we both warlike summer close. and we do we landed in Oakland. because it was cheaper and we took the Bart over and it was like the summer we

Excited this is gonna, be grade San Francisco and have a great time and we got it. We took the bar to the subway- and we- Came up out of the ground and the only thing a shocking than how Fuckin called it was. Was the sheer amount of homeless people and the level of homer That they had it that just away they looked like that. Look like forty nine or stay look like minors like box car Willie, look and feel like. Jump on a rail cart like fucking, beards and. It looks like you were watching a bad Hollywood movie and they needed like a homeless guy and they just like overly make the person homeless. and we froze our asses off. We couldn't figure out what the fucking deal was.

So we meet early go out by a bunch of shit. You know sweatshirts to say San Francisco. Why don't you know what the local fucking whatever and then we inland at one point to go to like magic, mountain or some like that. Some amusement park in then all of a sudden was hot. His balls. This Can we got in there. El does this story have an ending? Not really does it have a point, yet they got weird, whether out there anyway, horrific fuck ups in. Sports. I could tell you can judge. I can tell you right now that the Celtics, when we had read our back, we're we're always on the good end of that. You know The Robert Parish Trade, whatever fuck, we did they get Kevin, Mikhail and less birds rights. We always seem to come out on top with moves like that. Let me Dallas cowboys

mainly Minnesota Vikings? It's obviously the Herschel Walker Trade. You know I was one of the great fuckin. I hear you say it was great. I just feel like Jimmy Johnson, the entire times like there's no way they can assign the steel there's no way We make sure I get. This fucking deal right. What happened with Do they Herschel walk or trade was the minute? Laura Vikings agreed to give is far I remember they. They agreed to give all like these just fuckin regular guys up like ten regular guys up. four Herschel Walker, so they thought. But they were getting a steel, but with something in there that if, if, if Jimmy cut those cut any the players in the trade he would get drafted. So the Viking, so the second they signed it. He goes. You know, I'm gonna cut all those players. They like you, wouldn't

can do that they like yeah, and he took all the Vikings draft picks and had all the cowboys nets. Other bill hearing a parachute Could trade was the largest the largest trade in the history of the National Football League, the deal on October, 12th, twelve, nineteen, eighty nine centre- centred on sending money back Herschel Walker from the Dallas Cowboys to the Minnesota Vikings, including walk. in a transit between action: evolving, the San Diego charges to trade involved. Eighteen players in draft picks at the time of the deal Cowboys where one of the worst teams in the league, the team, finished nineteen eighty nine season with its this post posts merger record of one in fifteen trading, away their best player. While the Vikings believed that Walker was the missing piece, they needed to make a super bowl run. Thus Minnesota originally felt that they got the better of the deal. The cowboys used to draft picks acquired in this trade to get players. They needed to tell them when three Superbowl. Meanwhile, the Vikings did not make a super bowl parents with Walker Gotta glossed over here.

ok, the Vikings will you seem to get better, not knowing the time that Head Jimmy Johnson was interested only in the draft picked and not the players at a press conference it after the trade Johns brag that he created be committed Are we braggart Afric committed the great train robbery but was criticised by various sports writers, which has Randy Galloway of Dallas morning, news Johnson Waves steward in November of nineteen? Eighty nine then told cultures to not start Solomon Howard or hold signalling to the rest of the league. His intention, The claim the draft pics king general manager, like Lynn, eventually made another deal, letting the cowboys keep the three players and The conditional picks wait, a second are our original proposal. Dallas agree to give Herschel Walker and three draft. Two Minnesota In exchange the cowboys we get from the Vikings five players, three draft pics Unconditional picts attached

each of those five players should they be cut by the Dallas Cowboys before February, one thousand nine hundred and ninety. So that's what he did. He got three. fix in five players. He cut those five player, so we got a draft pics plus all fixed at the cowboys said, Those players that menace we agreed to send a Dallas, Dara Nelson, refuse to report to the Cowboys, Dallas and agreed to trade Nelson says to the San Diego charger for their fifth round pick Ninety ninety, which the cowboy promptly sent to the Vikings in total this revised trade involved, eighteen players and draft pics, Ok, so the cowboys got linebacker Jesse Solomon, my butt. David Howard Isaac hold Alex Stewart a first round pick and ninety ninety second round pick. One thousand eight hundred and ninety six round pick one thousand nine hundred and ninety this first round pick and ninety one Minnesota second round taken ninety one Minnesota,

first round taken. Ninety two second round can ninety two Minnesota's third round pick and ninety two. in all of those last once ok, from pick. Ninety one condition on cutting Solomon, which he did so the round conditional on cutting Howard, which he did, can it first from ninety two conditional and cutting haughty did you get the picture. condition met by trading Nelson and condition cutting steward, so he just cut all of them any. He got fucking ape traffic's, plus all that Pics they had from being. What are the shit, your teams in the league? And what did he do? What those draft picks players selected at sea, tick acquired by Minnesota. Thousands third round pick and they just picked albums and result three Superbowl winds, his the end result what they got. They got Emmett Smith,

Russell Maryland Clayton Kevin Smith, Darin Woodson. If that they get more guys in that. Let me whether Russell Maryland risk. I heard of that guy down Woodson Emmett Smith It was a huge one. Whatever I know that they ended up when it fuckin three superboss and for years, and the Vikings have yet to win the Superbowl, and that concludes that will follow up car. fuck ups in sports with great fuck ups in your own life. I will keep the great fuck ups in your own life. Light. Ok, So the not too depressing. Don't you want to hear about the one and only fuckin flight? I ever mr my stand up career,

I had an early flight. I didn't get enough sleep because I was doing spots the night before anyone to allay x, the old Ella Ex when the carpet was all greater knowledge ship before they got seated up here for the fucking limits for the second time, but if you don't realize that the first time day yeah, you know before the eighty four olympics they just had At horseshoe design on the bottom, It was only one level that was the airport, the vanilla holy shit, we're gonna, sealant pics. We need to double the size of this now. Did they correct the horror, the outdated? of of that designed where everybody just ass to go in and there's nothing. You can do they kind of dead, Cosy creed short cuts in between, but they just. I pulled down on that horse should design and then just added another layer on top of it Secondly, I built a split entry on top of a split entry, so end why. I went down to the airport, I was so fucking tired. I read

My seeding assignment is my gate. and I went to the gate that was- same as my city assignment and I went there and there was nobody there and I always got their early because I was afraid of missing my flight and I was sleeping, I sort of nodded off and then I woke up, and it was like literally five minutes or ten minutes before boarding, and not only was there nobody. Yet there was nobody at the gate and I find looked and I was like alpha. it was on a whole on the side of the airport, and I just ran like a lunatic the ugliest luggage, our remember. It deliberately pick the ugliest luggage, so it was easy for me to spot when it came down the fuckin the ban which carousel and I was running with that fuckin hunker shit I remember getting to the gate.

Just see the lady and she should like shaking her head. No, like. Oh, they re cities. Our delegations idea now still lay they already closed the door, but the fuckin played. Still there, whose aha always connected to the play, just open two doors. I'm sorry, sir! I'm sorry there's nothing. We can do what The door is closed. The door cannot be reopened. And I was like you know, is living on the West Coast in my gig was on central time. so is already losing time and our sad to drive to the fuckin gig so rather than plenty of time to get to the gig Getting on a flight, they gave me just enough time if I drove like eighty five thousand miles an hour for one,

The car I got national rent a car always got the dodge neon, for whatever reason always seem to be in plum, crazy purple. get in the car and just driving like a fucking lunatic, Didn't even check into the hotel drove straight to the gig got out of the car walked in. Like all: we were getting worried. I care. What's the deal I just fucking walking out on stage after all that bullshit. Are you. Doin has gone awry, nice debate here and the low or wherever fuck I was, and I did that and I somehow I got drew up a vague out, that's great fuck ups I left I do. I upgrade a fuck ups. Greater fuck ups said that I saw I backed talked about eleven

fucking therapy me that's a bad idea, maybe want to use this. This progress is therapy. I have no idea, don't make me laugh was watching. I get my kids to school and I take a break for second. My wife was watching a documentary. On that that white woman, who is pretending to be black and. I might get around for the ten minutes to talk about that, because I just kept teasing her going in What question there not asking in all of this document they're asking all of the obvious questions, but I was like near how Did this white woman, how did you guys are allowed this white woman, civic, Ed, the end W c p chapter is, Ok, Washington. How does that happen, and there was all

People like, after the fact you know when there's a big upset and sports and then everybody actually, you know I had a feeling These people go like. I knew there was something. I was always taken. This just looks like a white woman with braids everybody was saying I was kind of thinking that shit. I just think that their part of that Kind- People are just really polite when they're not avenant, clam meeting a winner generally, making this a certain level of politeness to that. Harry, I just don't think that that would happen and in different cities. I think someone would just ask your liked: what is your fucking deal but anyway my wife was watching it and I was Go to sleep, it was just fucking There was driving me nuts, because no one would just they kept arguing with her and like you, you gotta look at this person like she's, a crazy person at a bus, stop.

I was I was. I just felt bad for kids. Maybe it's not a good topic, or am I just felt bad for kids? Could she just kept like saying shit like I'm unapologetically black. It was just like. Oh, my god, unlike her kids, were like really cool, but they had this sort of low energy monotone way of talking and as I was watching more more of it. I think this is like depression. a low level of depression, and then they can't break away from her cause she's, like posting pictures of them in saying where they're trying to go to college, and it's just like listen You stop having them pay the price as for your sins,. Are you not human beings? Are human beings will actually get upset at our kids? Instead, the person that did it, which is her, which is really yeah. This point guess was fun till I brought it up. I will of saving it

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Rene hell! You gotta housewives of Jersey with me. Just me as you gotta see the Jersey nests of the husbands and there I just feel like your fight, because you see in a couple of episodes of it. I love New Jersey, and so Yes, there are another last one I just was cracking up and I was like I just built. This is something that bill would enjoy but anyway, thanks for having me on Skype to be I love New Jersey cause. I wrote that they seem to have the same kind of meat heads they had in around in Boston. You know I dont relate to fully meet heads or New York meet heads, but when I go to Jersey, I'm like these days people of the same kind of stupid. I really Now they are there like near the big city but they're, not in it. They get that suburban life, but they're, not like these country, bumpkins, and tat is a lot of fights of guys in

lot of people like that, since I was a tough guy. Just there was a lot of fights around when I was growing up a lot of guys with the rings. That's that's kind of out now how the one hearing in the left ear. I don't know about that. I feel like it's not gone away, but I could be wrong. I have no idea, I feel, like a lot of dudes have both ears pierced and that's kind of the wave Well, I miss them what I went the other way. I thought the earrings disappeared. Because all my friends are old and I just got tired of having to keep not infected, oh god, all your old ass friends. Now, of course, now have already talking about my generation was the t generation. We had your initials like a lightning bolt hanging from your left ear. Well, that's definitely. Leave trash me my age, my friends are jewelry styles. Let's talk about you raise sense. It is like history, yeah.

So the other night I'm lying in bed or last night, whatever the hell it was two nights ago, I'm sitting there and I'm trying to go to sleep. and you were watching. I watched the dumb with you, which have given into its kind of fun. a great way to bond. Is you get but a conversation going, because what you watching you so stupid flash you talking through the whole entire thin with your commentary and me having or wind, because you just cannot help but, like just be the commentator like I did need a narrator like we can just watch. We can discuss after I'm working on that like on Hulu cars. We don't have Hulu like without the commercials I talked during. The commercials had been noticed that yes last year, but I mean it's better than my brother, my brother. What it will wipe sins of my brother drive me crazy and he literally acts like he's in it like he'll, respond to people like the characters and that whatever lines they have he's responding as if he's in the show and I'm

I was looking at him like what are you doing? I don't wanna, like you know, bring up stereotypes here, but you saying he taught me or not: no to self do not go to movies with their brother that my love of it that way gathered so funny, but anyway, yes, a worry tat mobile, but we were why, yes, so you that woman from a few years ago that white woman who somehow got past all the Black people and we agreed on its it spoken Washington, you think it spoke came out. It was spoken, the either me. What are you he's a rat's visa rats. Visa spoke, Kane, cocaine, Eric laughed and. Fuck, air, Clapton, wow gas. Why are we can get into that another time what it

Eric do what it does say it like you, a good friend of ours, zoo. He is like Canada, commended raises his. A weird documentary. He has the papers. You got that right the receipts, as they say today the receipts Also Isn t like some sort of crazy: I don't want to get into it, but suffice it to say I am not just now we can. We can google it after this, but we were watching, the document you- which I don't know why, when Documentary came out. We're talking about Rachel dollars are ok when the documentary- I was really wages- are less name dull and you're. Saying is all we're talking about now dollars all are something when the documentary first, now. I was really fucking annoyed because I was like wire. They giving a psychopath any kind of platform and I didn't give a shit. I was I I really give people back story who the hell she is.

Rachel dollars all the white woman, I pretended to be black. and she was like the head of end of lace, you PETE chapter and ok, Washington and she got a she ascended bad high before anybody noticed for you ever after reporting, I hate crime, it ass. She was getting hate mail which You know she actually might have been getting, but they ve she'd put a banana honour when shield and then took of fuckin picture of another and some other things. She wasn't the only one I guess getting hate mail leave, but anyway he got exposed by this report are asking her if she was actually black and she tripped up and you're late hour. I dont understand the question and she likes It was like. Are these your white parents right exactly answer a got into this hold in our situation about her being exposed, and so this documentary, which, like I said I had resisted because I really didn't care,

I thought she was crazy. I was like you know why and why I started watch why I'm watching it during blackest Rima, I can't I can't I can't then that maybe you need a roll over in bed and see what you married. Well, maybe that's it. I was like I'm looking at you like why. Why are white people, so anyway, I finally watch it and I haven't finished. It listen. This is what I say. If there's any white people confuse about Why this was an issue for us? I think you need to wash the documentary black people we I think we already get it. I mean I guess it was somehow. I don't know that we were confused. I think the only person confused is the subject of this documentary and she just refuses she's now saying that she's transracial that she transitioned and then with a thing I couldn't believe you know beta Old son of a bitch near enough, you ve noticed that you just go

We gotta get to make upon so people can hear you trashing me making here. Ok! Well, the fact that her braids was so tight that her she was. She was getting the receding she lost her edges the register. I mean that dedicated. She was to this this I'm gonna say you know. Did she get any points for that anyone's four, where we now, like Just internal, like you know now he and it would before. The Superbowl, ok, brought sexy back, and I believe black people were air quote fucking with him yeah whitefoot. Thank you know. If you are so committed to the cause, it's a fucking pulling your airline back towards your spine. Maybe that's what threw off the people and smoke smoking and they were like going well. Look: no sensible, dazzling,

Agri wouldn't worsen would do that. There was black women who are always the first to tell you when something is wrong, so you know, I know people liked to be little lives in the black women. But yes, because we we now but because there is There were women on their black women who are like. I didn't I'd be mean, but to me she looked like a white woman and a black woman's wig and that's exactly what she look like not to mention it. Act that she was making up her face in such a way that she looked a few shades darker. Sometimes she wouldn't she was put. and bronze or like she was gonna? Have a go flex off was Schwarzenegger here, late, seventy, but it was it was. I will say that it was a little bit illuminating to see why She did what she did. She basically has chow the trauma that I feel like she still hasn't resolve Anita. You felt for her sons who never asked for

me of this and you feel really all my guard. Her son by so cool and they dislike monotone. I think it's a former depression if she could just stop doing. Putting them out there and just fuckin led them locate, let's let but let's, let's wrap this up near ok, but this part of as part of the issue. called help bill, pass, pass what I what what if I want to be the head of the end, Cp Boise has a reverse. Pat Trans passing anyhow, just come now like bless you say you know I went out. I got some browser right. Remember that, I went out, I had it's, not you, wouldn T make was I don't remember that with what one of our first weekends away together years ago. I

Some, like I don't know it was supposed to be like, like a son screen, but was also surrender, help like bronze you- and I was like- let me just see and my eyes sprayed by Coal can on you, and nothing happens like your tan resistant, even with light artificial? That's how real I keep it near a yeah like issues year, bodies like nope, there's the Euro melons enhance William, says I am from the Isle of August occasion, so you're saying if you were to get it to pay two to an ethnic to pay. Write, something that Johnny most good, where I was put that on my head, but the bronze at another Photoshop to cover. Is dollar bill. Please don't photoshop Bailum Black Face William Trans Pass is the name I actually kept waking up and she was just saying like astoundingly sir, she said something that was just so fuckin stupid. I just I kind of

backed it as a comedian, because I knew how much it was going to annoy the crowd as to how she identified she said unapologetically black, allow seeds she at the time of this documentary. She had just had another baby and she was saying that whatever the mother Donna fires, as I made me- I don't know this is across the United States or just in Washington or whatever, but whatever raise the mother is that's what they consider the child so she was. I will. I will always be unapologetically black sea same as to her to fully black sons fully black as their kids right on one of them. By racial, but the other one is actually her adopted brother, but then she became his mom. She took him on as a mother. Those poor kids, the amount of confusion that they have to unwind. I now it's terrible terrible so she terrible. So she had. You know the audacity to put

a small arms. She marks an african american and white and it's like just but she she is a very true. Old soul, and the thing is Like she could have done, she couldn't happen, maybe not been the president of that end. Up lazy, P, chaplets still funny to me that that's like the music man, where had no instruments and it came to town all we got trouble. She came in only the music man sees the museum, but if she could have been such a powerful ally and been like, I with the Howard. I studied black history. I really you know, have an appreciation and love for black. Still what about annoying? I maybe, but it could it, but she wouldn't hear what would you do if I met you and I said I went to howard- I said Black culture you be like shut the fuck up, I mean the. I would not have gone much further than that, because So then, why are you suggesting that that's what she could do, because I'm just saying if she was really committed to you know the advancement of black people and equal rights-

She could have done that as a white person. She didn't have to pretend to be black. That's the thing about it like you could have done all the wonderful things that you are doing and all the black people who care about her that were on their we're. Like her heart was in the right place. She was doing so much for the community. She really did, but, You lied about who she was so she ended. Mining, everything that she did and that's what's really unfortunate about. It is that she she undermine the shit. So this kind of funds feels like a Hollywood movie before the redemption, She turns it all aware, like this, like Scrooge with braids the best Christmas movie ever arise only a thank you so much for coming on and helping Explain that that whatever the hell you were watching, I just kept waking up going. I still watching this woman. I can't finish

I will eventually I mean I don't feel like an assembly needs you. I think I got it, but I was just areas and is one of those things where one stoplight this happens. I do like to get as much information as I can I feel this is the part of the interview where I was Humble I take up my notepad and I'd start writing things down So what would you think is the future and sinister notes as you're asking me there and in spoken? What is he writing? I definitely if I could ask anything of anybody in entertainment. What is bright, double writing down. He's writing follow up questions to they enter the package that we all just watch. When he sits down across Europe, he asked a question they start answering and then he writes a download is grading them.

Maybe that's my own insecurity or make. Why are you writing? I think he is yeah. I don't know if were meant to believe that he's just watching the package that we just watch, but I feel like when he's writing it down he's thinking about his question, so he's making sure to get it like this may be the third or fourth question that his writing and so that it still a good show its the graecia, I love Ross worse with bright gumbo. Then I love you and I love you are right. There we go nuts II earlier yeah. What do you get me for Valentine's day? Also, almost our anniversary bright, I want one anniversary being together, not our wedding anniversary, but it's like being together isn't in February. Yes, some word here: That was somewhere at that Remember what you aware, when you first Mammy here really.

You add that white shirt on that was not what you first met me. That was like our first date. Maybe our signal I wasn't. I may yet that italian bar that are then saw their guide drunk singing in that there is now been cancelled. No doubt say is fuckin name. That is well. I don't know Domini guys have been cancelled. I'm fucking editing that out, I don't know what happened. people way and in saying anything having you just, you saw him there, a sort of say it right Seems like a nice Enough Guy Jesus LA right, let's rapid and try to grab make. Always mean right right. That's the podcast everybody. Now we have the bet. M. Gm segment were. in poverty, discuss our picks. For this Super bowl, NEA off the top head, who do you like

the bangles other ramps I feel like I live and lack of I gotta go at the ram I feel like you live and allay too near rams cause I'm in L a person now registrars say some football about. What do you mean? like the rapporteur. The rams have to do on Sunday I gotta go. out there and they really gotta have a strong defence in credible orphans and they gotta just drive that ball all the way down and make those touchdowns go. some great great insight really looking forward to the half time show. Oh that's right, address new target marriage able, and what about that from spoke, can you think she's gonna be there gonna be on it. The grand live like trying to its work to it and it's gonna be awful though she's. spring booze down on fence. Oh my god,

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it did have a pretty nice regular season. So do you want to take the floor first? I think we should do like a minute or two minute. Explanation is each on who were picking and why do you want the floor or object or law? Ok, you take the floor You know, sometimes you see a super bowl Paul Sometimes you just sit down. You don't care what the analysts saying you see it fuck it happens. It happened. Hasn't happened to me in a little bit last time. I really remember whose everybody said forty writers- and I said the ravens remember that yeah well this. Why dude? I just can't get a vibrant it all right And I dont know what it is. I just I'm not lying. was it shine. Mcveigh gap I don't know.

I don't know, I think he does what he does. I think the bangles have a good enough defence to stop Matthew Stafford. I liked your world. This is mostly my heart because I'm and Alice you fan- and I just feel like this- is an election year. the dumbest thing ever is after they have the primaries and they have the republican candidate and then the democratic candidate and then than they have the two them everybody knows who they voted for. you're damn right, you don't give a shit if they ever warmonger with dementia you're going to vote for that guy. If you're republic and you don't care, puts a reality shall tv star that says you know not all NEO Nazis a bad people. These good people on both sides- you don't give a fuck right, Where's, your monies read the other people's monies blue. While you know what my money as allies who baby and I think Joe Borrow- learn something

in that game, when he got sack nine times against the titans? You stop doing that France targeted talking the ball has started a fuckin. You know try to do the whole run into the blurring this down here. Paul. You're gonna be down here in the blurring, as you wanna be a focus. so I feel like he was thrown the ball away. Ah I just I just I don't know I just like the the, man, I think they're a team of destiny and they got that fuckin feel gold kicker who talks shit? Well, I guess we're gone in the area of Sea championship game. Well, I guess we're going to the Superbowl why you know why Papa, I guess we're gonna, Disneyworld and I'll pick and sits in adding bangles but their first and you take it. I would to spread you're taking this war. This point right thought the less I saw was four and a half. What does it Andrew? for to happen, Joe Burrow,

Bang goes a so do that's where the West Coast, often starting with bill, was before Paul Brown ship them away. I'm All in all of those forty nine Superbowl should have been the bangles they ve been waiting for fifty years. I gotta fields their time, right guy. There you go Bill birth, Superbowl, pick he's taken the Cincinnati banging on emotion, job borough, aright. I want to say this. Ok, everything that I've seen in football and all the logic that I've seen in football tells me lie magically, even though logic is out the window with this ok because, if logic existed, Joe Borrow wouldn't be sacked nine times against the tendency, titans and still win job borough wouldn't be losing twenty one. Two three in Kansas City, tumor homes and still win.

Now. Why we make money earned in eleven talent, jokes, there's no logic in the world pop there's, no logic in a world ever think tells me that The ram should win this game first when championships the defensive front of the rams is, going against a weaker offensive line. I want your berwin this game. I want to see this kid. I love this kid. Swag he's gotta chain over a turtleneck who love At more than me, Margaret his hair job, he talks a little shit when when that woman interview was asking questions. He was doing that I'm cool Joe wink shit. I love the kid. I do. Think, though, the man Jack runs out I do not only think the rams are gonna wins and I want to be wrong if jobs are always listen to this. I want nothing more than you to win this gang sub heading. You bet, but you just sit near your room for an unhappy ended. He is not protected. Well, he's not

checked it well, and I was going to be well in Kansas City, game paw. Down twenty one, two three and he was just gettin sacked and I came a little bit too little why I think you're making a mistake here, I think you're, but you watch the Titans game in touch. What part does he sees? One thing these like that's what it is. Listen I want to pick Cincinnati, but I think Cooper CUP is gonna. Have the catches you gets. I think that that's gonna leave Obi J to make some plays, and I just like the defensive line of the rams. I the rams are going to win the game. The rapporteur, my ten who carbon at least they gonna double him. So that leaves o Dell Open. I'm saying he's: gonna Stafford loves gonna cup. So much and that's gonna leave somebody. That's gonna leave a vulnerable de back with without Odell. I don't think it given Cincinnati enough credit Paul. You know something. I like money, starting a fuckin jump a little bit my wallet Come on your way, Paul what do I do. I owe you one hundred two hundred

I owe you a hundred because the actors, member. I said I'm just gonna had you with one. If that becomes an italian bed yeah ever I don't know miss the episode. What was it that you said? If I don't know, if you does it give it a three way, packers that before the end of sea championship game, he goes bill if Degree Bay Packers do not make it to the Superbowl the next time. I see you I'm taking a brand new hundred dollar bill and of sticking in any affront short pocket, and I go I want to. I have to do, and it goes nuthin. Those of all the years. I've known you that's. The most italian you ve ever been now is like when Chaz Parma Jerry in the Bronx Dale shook his head over so vast extent started. Huggin everybody

I voted for the report before the more now before it even before they even did. The final tyranny goes. So in start shake hands Haagen everybody here. Taking the rams to win the game, I think the rams could and I think, if it's a blow out it would be the rams not the other way around. I could be wrong on an I kind of hope. I am, but I think the rams gonna buy think you're wrong Paul. I get sorted boxes you wrong. I'd so mean bill, so bills got the since in that builds, guess it's an anti I'm taking LOS Angeles and we're gonna. Do a frying pops with you. That's why you in most may do so. So me, a bill are going to also do aside better two hundred dollars two hundred dollars. I want to take the rams at home. I'm excited for this UK went on spreading. We just gone straight up. We brought no money lie. What are we doing here? You and I. You'd rams are gonna, win, see, that's the thing you think they're gonna win. I think the bangles are gonna win Are you don't hate? You don't ya

this. That- and I am, is my fucking little italian swag from hang and with you. I don't need the points. I'll bet you straight up. Ok I'll bet you straight up to re. Tell me: do you really want to bet with walking freckles I don't know, I'm forty song is in my pocket it, I will go straight up two hundred bomb. We want a box paw If I lose, then I'm giving you three hundred has set the kids, I'm gonna tell Aaron Rodgers. I've been obviously do not want to give me the full three hundred. You can just give me two hundred, but you gotta sing the less you fight saw none. I gonna, give you two hundred, and I want to tell our and Rogers. He owes me a fuck unseen out. That's what I wanted to that's what I wanted to Buzz Diane. They used be that fucking game as Social Buffalo. Our eye This kind of calls for the show consortia, Glaucoma, Buffalo and Kansas City with those two fuck, an awful differences ended up exactly where they should be watching the Superbowl

one by one or two small clear on that point- that was the worst fucking defence. I think I've ever seen in any game ever there was a joke. For your Josh Alan. What do you say to the higher ups? That's it a comedian trying two Montreal and just crushing on all fuckin auditions like standing evasions and then again and again, and like should Josh like what to do No, it wasn't his fault, here's the thing and they have one of the top rated defence in the legal and when it came down to the big moment, they day, fuckin choked yeah they shop, I thought you'd say Kansas City, all their defence did was play. They played all year, tart terrible. Are we only all year we only have, If two minutes left here. So, let's get into some of these prop bets,

our Fukitol. Do they got me? Go in Baku? You explain to me and the listeners when it's like when it says, plus five fifty doesn't mean I'm gonna bet five. Fifty to make a hundred. Not make one both its vital if the mighty sixty guy. opposite is the opposite of something is plus one thousand. If you bet a hundred, you get us, it's you, you get a thousand So this is our best bet bet off. It's all based off bearing a hundred dollars rights. this progress says first touchdown score of the game. For example, I bet a hundred bucks and Cooper COP gets a fuckin touchdown. I get five hundred and fifty bucks on Cooper CUP. Yes, Europe, Well, some like lineman odds, wise Cooper CUP. Why do they think he's not going to get one as first touch them Because it's gotta be the riverside game, so, oh dear, Becum juniors plus a thousand to get the first touch on the game you put a hundred on it any gets bone. You fuck it.

ten times. So that said, I was year that guy bed, Jack Squire reckon the Fuckin raiders any picked off a fucking ball. Yeah, so nobody heard of intercepting Barbara touchdown against the Redskins yeah that's last guy on this list- is some guy Ben Scott Wreck, and if he gets the such data, the game, its plus, statistics laundry it's fine. Could you could put twenty on it? You could put ten bucks on it and make money. I'll. Tell you I like four. I tell you who I like in that bet. First, Put down the game You know, like plus, four grand. That's that the one I was just going to say it. What if they get to the one yard line and he's fucking jumps in their you win four thousand dollars on a hunch. I'm doing that! One! I'm doing that! One for K do Randal De Slash S t mean defiance yeah that

events gets like up. You know, fumbled, right assures I'm just here. I shall see you tellin me. The bangles. or the Rams fuckin scorn. Touchdown both is, is half the yards Joe borrowed the one We must never do another use our he's for these four thousand map Stafford is sixty six hundred, yet that's a good bet, If you put twenty bucks on that, if you put twins Box on your make it like a butler, whatever you're making money do like, I make you losing twenty bucks, paw. Think that's what you really don't but, like I know the pie in the sky, dude how many times you guys are patriot fans. How many times is Tom Brady on the one you're ever tat? Was this move and Tom was granted everything except running? And that's why he was great at everything, because he couldn't I let's go to suit. Let's go to suit, you got it every Patsy could sneaking do everything but run yeah.

super Bowl and BP odds. Obviously job brighter www, picking Paul first score, a hoodie alike. For score I like for them. Bet for the money I like your birth, plus four thousand dollars Alright, I'm going to bring to reality. I like Joe mixing. I, like a nice hand off, and it's like a fuckin, a yard run to when I was sweeps in ABC all these ram Jersey, just sort of fuckin serpentine through the whole thing. That's what I'm saying I've made you like a blow job. Everybody sees that let's get fucked creative here, I like making money Paul What do you like Paul fuckin, mean some big fake tinted Horn Strip Club and throw fuckin two hundred dollars honour that she's not going to cheat on you but you're, acting like a quarter back that starting can't get. The first touch gave for four grand. That's a good bet.

You know it's not like at all. I just fuckin played the videotape in my head and I saw genomics and run it in ok, all right. Actually, the wine come and be all hostile like now, that's not bad. Gotta sneeze like that guy broke, his ribs, mixing plus but they would. You said you look like you, she got shot out of or you get sucked out of a spaceship Joe mixing. That's a good bet. That's plus seven! Fifty one, a wind money! Paul I mean anybody can go like a joke painted doughnuts plus spoken. Ten thousand with about twenty bucks on me, I fuckin throw money on it, but, like I'm trying to win Paul, I live here by a thousand twenty dollar bets. Oh, my god, I people legs and scores. Your phones gonna be Edward by the way where you watching a big one. I, what are you doing?

at this point, it could be my living room or I'm going to go with to the game. I got a couple of buddies in town they trying to make some moves. I don't give a fuck either way, then another buddy mine's got. You know stop. If you want to, unlike now stop. Now it's like the worst seat. The houses like six k, yeah factor, ah exclaimed Paul, you mean falconer joins interact, suits said before you are right: let's go to superbowl levity, Joe legs mix underscore the first on an undulating sings, Moran and on air joins in track. Suits you'd have feds outside your car outside your house just watch, and yet open to spend that money, com, skies gotta, be Doin, somethin worker, who are you like for the Superbowl envy p. Obviously, both quarterbacks are the worst odds because it usually goes to them I'm gonna bet Paul alignment. I'm I'm trying to win money here.

Dude, Sony Michel is plus eight thousand, but the you running backs usually have to have, Two wondered have fifty yards and three touchdowns, that's not gonna happen. all. This is the thing this. The tag either Betty's. In reality, like just like a bunch of fuckin small bats and everywhere, plus ten thousand five bit one dollar. I could finally get debt above ground pool. I bet my eye on or you get into reality. My reality for this one. The reality pick would be, I'm not going. no Stafford because that's too too little but Cooper. Is the second one on the list and if that guy gets eleven catches for a hundred and sixty yards and at touchdown down or to it be him and he's plus six hundred saucy Cooper CUP. Further, Super bowl, every pig,

I don't like that, but I feel like they only give that fucking they'll even to a wide receiver puts like Fuckin Lynn Swan are Jerry Rice. I, like Joe borrow I'm gonna, write out over the play upon China when money are bangles are going to win and they gonna give it to cool Joe Joe Mix since gonna score. The first touchdown, which is going to put the rams on their heels. You see this, for you see what I'm doing here, I'm I'm I'm paint a picture. I write I get ok, I see what you are doing. Paw. I'm sure around with a twenty two: she got a fucking police helicopter. You might take it down and take it out. I don't know I'm open, they hit the road or there's a reason. It's illegal Paul, because you know something could happen. I built this is one of your favorites here gator aid bath color, but before I before we do this, I'm gonna be a friend to you. I'm going to be a friend to Cosette,

they told me. somebody's yellow. Somebody said to me: are you going yellow, but somebody said to me: they got just so. You know The bangles always have orange and when he said to me I was like I wish. You didn't tell me tat, but I'm not Do this bet Pickwick Bill and not tell him that but you know what I'm gonna. Do you understand? I'm on a credible finances. The easiest fixed, fuckin bet ever. where all it takes is one fuckin guy on the staff. who's, tired of these guys throwing their fucking water bottles at him. He's got to pick him up and all the tape and all he's got to do is put some fucking boo, berry, fucking, blue Gatorade. In there. and he's gonna to fucking retire. Purple in a movie that it

is imagine, and that is an already Lang. Falcon meet start already starring. Already Lange What are you going? What happens if they lose the super bowl and then all the players blame him because he fucked with demo job? I haven't the wrong color gate array and that's when the card start to fall, now we got around movie armies in a car. I'm watching that movie, I'm watch a movie. Do You propose, plus a thousand yellow plus four, fifty and blue is plus three hundred m. I'm gonna go with some. You know it to go over to play. What this one, I meant to say, blue ominous, Blue overshot, Mcveigh Zack. I like yellow our right. Bills, got yellow. I got blue eye like Joe mixing. I like Joe Borough, going all Jos Joe knows on this one part, Joe, no superboss our rights scoring play

rams rushing touchdown bangles, rushing touchdown rams receiving bangles receiving Emma Defence specialities, bangles defence, special teams, feel goals or safety's, obviously are paying a big money. You stay away from that. Oh, you said you said you like Cincinnati. Rushing touch downright yeah. I like pricing, we knocking those front for backwards. I act they like Cincinnati, rushing touchdown too, because I think it's better be. I think I think the rams of play from buying and come back once art. ah no path. You know you saying one thing, but your button something else. Luke Crazy, Paul I like what you do when you're either going to be using to be one hundred percent on and you going to come next week, we're in the fucking Swami had

Jersey, number of first touchdown, scored and coin us, what does that mean? Jersey number was too. I mean. Do we already do this by picking the player outlets? Let's do point toss. I got. I always go tails all right, I'm Goin heads a gay, I imagine is Toto Yang Fuckin ball Total you all! Yes do me and you're gonna be. This is. they may and bill are always in agreement. Anybody that wants to know with our text and our phone calls dern again, why don't you can't live you get them. We are on the same page with that TAT points, take the fuckin ball.

So that fucking that stupid ass fucking bill, the algorithm says if you go for it on fourth down University of Cincinnati, you won the toss. What do you want to do you want to keep the dog, or do you want to give it to Alabama with the Heisman trophy winner at fucking quarterback? I will give it to them and see what happens. I said algorithm like a dick, I meant total yards made by feel gulls. That's a dumb bet on alike that bit I'm skip in that total yards by feel goes. kind of finalizing. I backed by the pang, goes on when it say: they're gonna have. Ah, under under one fifty five ominous say they're gonna, have It's either under one. Ninety. Or under three. I think that he kicks three feel gulls.

there are going to be in the forties ominously under fifty five one, fifty five, you're one fifty five hour? I am not touch in that one cannot now. You know what I want to say out under, but ninety under a buck nine, because I think you know one of the ones the the Ramsay friends he's gonna stop hump. going to be like a fifty one yard he's just going to come out and he's just going to hit fall like he was going out to go pick up the morning newspaper this. Second, when I had fifty one, you are using a walk out exactly what the fuck is going to do. I love wanting picked up warm up kicking, it goes well guess we're going. I suggest you, that's it yards made us feel gulls. Ok, we didn't want to do in an hour on the last one, and I did this prop bet on another better MGM show. I said I think, your mom chase of It's a natty is gonna have a fifty yards plus reception. I think he's gonna, twenty five thirty yard, pass and run.

For a bigger one and that one is not on this list for some reason, but it's out there So, on our way over. Risk long it hold on longest reception is, under twenty seven and a half yards. None. I like over that. So I'm gonna go. I think- and I fell defences stink now, Cooper CUP over twenty nine and a half eleven thirty yard, one o catch one for like seventeen and run another thirteen. I see that happening bill, Your final score, the Superbowl yeah depict final score. Gandhi, Ok, I like twenty three seventeen, ok, Ngos, I, like twenty nine eighteen rams there. guys go. Look at this. Half hour show. one minute away. There you go guys

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on time this week. Ok, don't even start that shit, it's never late! All right! I always tape on Monday morning. That's why I called the Monday morning. Podcast you fuckin myopic, cuts are right. The only reason why you're getting at this early on Mondays, because I'm taking it on Sunday, the always wins taking it on Sunday, which I shouldn't even be doing, because it's a day of rest, I'll write. The data sit back after a week of farming felt, give your fuckin oxen some oats. Whenever you feed him, hey Joe, you feel a moment you feel all I know is eight their fucking jack and they,

the you, never see them, fuckin drinking a protein shake? Do you people having protein shakes? You know something years later, when you get the powder cancer, I don't want to hear about it. Ok, you drinking a goddamn powdered shake. Would you want to fuck injections, sit down and have a port shop like the rest of US areas and areas goddamn work out, people first got their new dress like the green lantern, then you take out your little fucking power. Thingy little thing in his shake the thing up, then you socket down just have a fuckin, salad who'd. You know pissed off those people who sell in the twilight of nature were me. They were actually upset. So they won't be on my part, chest anymore. They were mad, they were mad. Is their sellen there. fuller lies

We really have to know why you gonna fuck banana, an an apple, you're, gonna, be fine watch the pounds melt off. I don't need you to come up with a tray, snatched, a guy. I think about the guy. Get the fuck out of here. Ok and shame on you for in order that shit, you lazy, fuckin, tubby, shit,. I'm sorry, I know you're not supposed to fetch it, but you know it's time. We start fuckin, some point you gotta tell Like look, I don't. I know you can't see a bootstraps, but you still should try to reach down, find em and pull him up over your fuckin media flabby shoulders a right. You ain't your way into this situation. You can wait you're way out just do everything. But you are doing the opposite way like playing a backwards

Now you playing at the right what you been listened to it backwards, wretch each. Sunday, chocolate Sunday, ships about right. You gonna, go the other way. Broccoli, a brothel sprouts nodded. I shant fuck I hate taken on Sundays, I'm not funny on Fuckin Sundays, dare I admit it. Just like God, I need a rest. I don't have time for the ship of time to be silly or a fuckin Sunday K. I worked all goddamn week during microphones, I had a pocket take out of a might stand this week to understand how sore my wrist is Vulcan. They? Are you guys doing all right all right give it go up whatever the fuck was just on a fond of me all right as it go, although this Gaia, those guys

snapshot assure the buttons toward Foy above the smartest guy ever fuck is job. Look at me you have amazing. I gotta do that every fuckin night on Sunday, I give it a rest. I dont say funny things on Sundays. She probably ask yourself, will build on what did you just do it on Fuckin Monday I'll tell you why I tell you why? Because my wife is actually sick Scott twenty four hour virus, which I did not think was contagious. I thought she thought she had. Food poisoning is what it was. What I thought was I was lay next toward bed were using the same fuck bathroom? So basically, I'm probably gonna get sick in the next twenty four hours. So what I'm trying to do is get this part guess out before shit starts, come anatomy on both ends. If you know what I mean right, I got the wife upstairs. I'm downstairs, I

like I feel, like my wife got hit by a zombie. You know- and I ever upstairs change the death in point there and I'm just wait to see if she's gonna turn. All we need is Brad Pitt in here telling us. What do we got ourselves? A goddamn movie, Yeah, so that's why yeah that's why the sings actually out early- and I am once again fuck all you guys will be a girl she gets sick every week should be a time. Forgive. I wish the twat of nature on anybody who says it was me. I was all mean so anyways. Is the plot cast for this week eyes anybody been watching Olympics Olympics Olympics yeah, yeah, yeah nothin. I actually I really enjoy watching the Olympics. I like just watch in the game

I don't like all the other horse shit. You know all the journalist complaining that the water isn't running and all it take the shit I mean I am I the only guy who watched all those cold war movies come up when I was growing up, you know what it's like over there. You got the halves, you got to have not dislike twenty people who have some shit over there? Nobody else is getting fucked, it's it's unbelievably corrupt. You know what's going on over there, you know at the foot of the last one was fuckin gave you. Don't I get it, I get it they. Don't they don't treat People the way that they should make what why would they did they didn't? You have running water over the surprising club and women over they had dragged down the street by the fuckin here

Have you read some of the shit that they ve set about gay people? I mean it's like vice. Is this from me the eighty hundreds. Some guy in the russian government. this is what he said. He told gave eels told, gave visitors to not touch the kids like he's confusing pedophiles of with with gay people. I'm fuckin real, no wonder the waters not running over there now! Listen! I don't want to take a bunch of potshots Russia. I don't want to do this because for some fuckin is it I actually like I messed up, they were fund. like when the Red Sox are good, the Yankee Sockets no fun, and for like that, I started up twenty something years they ve been There is then a right right now they like the mist, again Wolverine Football Program like what the fuck happened. What are you gonna get good again and it's starting to get to

point like fuck. Are they going to turn this Arap? So I don't. I don't know what to tell you. I think. I don't understand how you can have the technology to blow up the world and then still not understand humanity at depths. Why don't they get willing grace like translated over there? Can't they see that there's nothing to worry about if you guys watch the only the games actually work stop. I watch some of the Cross country ski an anathema, I and some of the speeds gay like I want Does the snowboarding, I think it's fucking amazing. But after a while, it just looks like we're all due on the same track. Ok, I don't need a bunch of shit from people

their teams and twentys with half your head shaved and the rest of it. Look like a comb over. I get it. I'm old. I can't tell the difference between a backside figure in a fucking, Gambie Twizel. Three sixty whatever fuck you, I don't know, I'm amazed. I don't know how they do it, but- It can only watch like floor runs the euro I did just all the same. I don't know what to do. You fucking you go down. The hill jump on the gun on the railing other banister. Whatever it is. You do a little Grady thing, then your land. you come in and then you fuckin do little whooped it'll be: do you grab? You grabs grabbing the board with their hands. That's a big move. Me trial, Spain- and I also learned there, You got a land you're. Actually

Looking up the hill, you have your head. Looking up there, I'm see. Might I want to look down the hill he supposed to look up the hill right. I've learned that I don't know when you do a lot of high fighting and hugging of other other people that you're trying to beat for some reason: visitors, lotta, comrade and that's what other than that. I don't know shit about it, but beats gaining I like and cross conscious, greek or figure. I like that chick as it makes me want to go work up like I was watching the women doing it and I'm like they are burned so many calories. They don't even have tidies anymore. Can you imagine I could get rid of the Teddy, that's right above my tubes, if I started cross kind of countries, gay, that's what I'm getting out of it, though these women were flying. Ok,

up the goddamn hill and undoubtedly, actually they said this year. They might actually had speeds of fifty miles an hour and they are so fucking eggs. Asked it by the end of it. You cross the Finnish they think they all of em collapse. Just followed the snow like that gonna make us no angel in them. They just passed out from too much booze assaulted, they lay in on the fucking ground to one that shit, I'm just like Arab, something about you, don't it is on that fast. So I like enduring shit. You know gymnastics in that tape, a shit travelling to hang from something don't iron. Us like, I look at that stuff and I actually think, like you know, if I tried to do that long enough, I could do it echoed during the lip of level, but I could do it right. watch. Your guy run for forty all day, long Duncan basket by hit a fuckin home run.

In a major league stadium. I'm never going to be able to do that. Shit. You say you do an iron cross. Maybe I'm already getting sick right now, maybe Emma fuck you! I could do it all. I need some rings: in an old tree a hang from home. I got. Can you imagine? What do you want What is even worse is the muscle you tear trying to fucking. Do that that shit? Let's, I wonder how long it takes a bill of strength. I saw you would do you'd, fuck and hanging from the tree. you don't want your wife. Is I Don T doubt it yourself when you get through that the interview people, kids, I just put- for the kids. Storwell puts a match down or put some leaves here. They'll be fine. I figure which you gotta. Do you hang the have things hanging down and you gotta get to the deposition first and then what you do is gradually

bring it up and then, when you start fill in the fire under your armpits, you bring it back real, quick and just every day you go out there. For every other day He tried to go a little bit. Fathers is: are you doing but he can anybody. You listen to this part can do when I M cross. Do I have to be wearing like those pants like defeat pajama, grape smuggling, folk, lore, pants, lower pants, lower leotard.

section of the pants there. That's. Why do I try to do this on Sunday? Fires? Why don't go to church it's Sunday? So you know ahead of them most coming back from the road I'm always travelling. In I fly back, and then I am just I just lay your catatonic come out at this, isn't what I'm supposed to be doing, you're trying to be fucking funny anyways. I had a great show this weekend. I was actually out in Minneapolis Minnesota at this casino I believe, was called treasure. I went, I was there so fuckin quick I flew in. I did the show and I came right back out. It was like minus two degrees, the entire fuckin time I was there, and that is a level of cold. You know like

I love the way. I don't give a shit until it gets down once it gets into the teens. That's when I give a fuck, that's what I'm like all right enough already, but I don't even mine if it's in the teams- and Christmas is come it's when it's in the teams and it's just February or January, that's what it's fuckin miserable and it was so fuckin called out there. Even people from Minnesota were saying that it was like cold but anyways. I went out there. Had a great time- thank you, everybody who showed up still on the wagon. It was funny after the show. I was hanging out with me and the other act that was out there, Jade cat a prey to hope. I said that right, I don't know how to say the last day my came fuckin red who fuckin killed it and finally, by the way, at a great said, so afterwards were hanging. Hang with the promoter.

And I'm sitting at the barn, I'm not drinking and I'm fuckin drinkin o duels in like how many o duels literally gonna, have so I get one o dolls and I'm just Sidney like idle sip on this fuckin thing in smoke, goddamn cigar or whatever, and now so people after the show go hey. Can I get you a drink and get you a drink I am not really appreciated. Thank you for coming out, but I'm not drink and sorry. You know you gonna get J born if she wants one blah blah blah. So then people started by me round. They will buy me or duels Salerno, I'd like to break it. Somebody gave it to me so like an asshole, all the weight that I've been losing because I haven't boost and like two weeks like now just sit near pounder, no doors, pounding pounding or does the dumbest fuckin The emptiness of all empty calories just sit in Islamabad. I gotta tell you something for now:

on alcohol beer, its innate they're fucking bad. If you have to be it a bar, etc. I figure Bout it. I think I fancy I never yawn on Monday morning. I think I found. I think I'd gone and I still run here. Packages still have my cigars. I have to have some sort of vice of happy bad. If I go back upstairs right and my poor wife, like I thought she sees up there right now, engaged arrayed, salting, cracker hell right now and she's cool too she's cool about it. She called me being down here. You know a lot of women will be like. Why can't you go, signature near me. I carefully

there's laugh, you know, then you get sick and therefore can it'll give a shit right. Anyways. I didn't tell you guys I actually bought off Ebay. I bought a fuckin. I bought a drum kit and you know the one thing that sucks about drums as you cannot play them in their unless you get it sound proved in your pocket house. So I actually, I got some drum cases it. I'm gonna bring these fuckin thing, so I can't wait to play this goddamn thinks I got an old Ludwig kid. I note you guys are sad semi a pig. That's any picture just now that there is an old, Ludwig kid. I do time I will and do tat. Let me get my drumming up to a certain level, because I know I promised you guys that I was gonna start to drum covers I'll fuckin do one. I just gotta get somebody to videotaping fuck it things in an editor.

All that shit- I just don't know how to do that and furthermore, I dont want to learn how to do it. I dont need another goddamn hobby I just said, and you know what it is I have like computer phobia, that's Earlier when I was trash everybody, what the new forms and all that part of that It is true that I really think you should pay down you dead before you get another flat screen tv before you get another fuckin phone. I could. If I could just get anything

just get something through to the listeners on this goddamn podcast other than to go after what you want life as soon as you can, it would be. You know too just pay down your credit card. Don't start a fuckin life or death death life of debt before even get married start having kids and then come out of it. You know forty fifty fucking years later, when you and your sixtys and Seventys, I'm telling you just live within, you means, and you will have the gift of free time. You'll actually get a good night's. Fuckin sleep,

but anyways, yet so, but that, generally speaking like I have, I have major arrived, and I learned a lot about myself and last week, like my wife finally convince me that I have a duty and a lot of guys who listened the shit up ravages laughin like yeah, how the fuck did you know that you know why cause I'm the one trapped in this fuckin scalp. Ok, sure you guys have problems till a fuckin come at me like that train open up here I have the yellow, windscreen on the make this week? Ok trying to come from my had here sunshine other might hear it. I didn't think I did it. He was right. She's like now she goes. I went on a website and I looked up a dvd and you have every fucking and I was just start. Eighty was just a crutch like people

Sorry, I have sorry I've a dvd. I already did. I saw people x. You know how I draw The back your car, sorry they d like it. You seem like this fuckin excuse. It seems after nightfall, just something that weak people said so I was just like now. I'm I'm stupid their dire need to read more. That's, basically how I looked at it, which still might be the case, but I finally understood what she was saying a shoe. She read some of the symptoms and then I was sitting on the couch, and I was talking to her about the Patrice O Neill benefit coming up, and I was saying how happy I was dead. You know we're doin it two years in a row. We help out all the people that he loved wealth and our people that you know you know diabetes stroking her type, but they were given someone

to them, and when we talk about how site, I am that everybody you know about the tickets and open Anthony, helped out and all comics. Like I mean I have more than enough comedians on the show this year, which is that everybody loved Patrice Mona beyond some. In the middle of this heartfelt conversation with my wife in abstaining on one and account she's on the end and I sit down, I currently my head back and I look up at the ceiling when the middle is talking about how much I love Patrice and how much I miss them, and I looked up and I went our spider there's a spider up there and I just started talking about the spider and then I hear her. She starts laughing and I look like what it was Essentially we have to say it. She does had this. Looking around like that shit, we were talking about earlier Julia buried. Her face in the pillow just started laughing at me and I was like, and I actually know typical guy thing. I did try to defend myself like dogmatism despite or are you not addressed the spider? And then I really-

what about it later, like the level of of emotion? oh shit, that I was talking about and then just one stupid, fuckin spider and you didn't other thing that when I go to leave the Fucking House. I don't think I'm trying to help out other people who might have this fuckin problem. Our eye is like, and she you got what you should talk to someone say our talk, talk talk to somebody about it. They're gonna get me a goddamn drug that they pushed through the FDA? That's gonna fuck up my liver and do something else to me, but I can really focus when the door two tells me. I have this new kind of fuckin cancer average is top when it out. You know you fuckin Rogaine pussies, just go bald like me, Anyways how many times I say this, what the fuck was talking about saying. I don't think this is it I've made your fucking problem, so she wanted

you go talk to somebody like I'm, not fucking doing that. But I just really noticed, like the amount of times like take something simple I'll have like a grocery lester suffered by ever made a grossly list of my life, which is safe for ships and giggles. I do I'll have that or my hour are my phone or something like. I have my phone and I'm going to leave the house. I got a fuck, we're keys, I need my keys so then I walk over and I go over. I pick up my keys, I see later honey and I walk out a house. I sit in a car, I turn on the fucking car and then I look where's, my phone, we finally left in the Fuckin house. How did I do that? I had the phone. I know one the phone, I neither the keys and it's just like. I walk and my brain is taken about ninety other fucking things other. Somewhere in there is, I need the keys and I walk over to get the fuckin keys.

I guess what the same hand and I sat down the phone. It's like Most likely not going you when you're blackout, drunk it's like technically you passed out, but somebody is still awake in your body walkin around talking to people that your later to apologize for this kind of this. A version of that for those you weren't afflicted with this. whatever the hell, I have. Maybe that's why I suck at reading I don't know what it is I really want to sit here and say that I'm not a dumb guy but fuck and everything about how much I sucked in high school. I don't want my time like what do we do? A book report- and I got this book- was about this german shepherd in world war. Two that final longside. This guy was a great fuckin book.

And I remember the first night I sat down to read it and it took me like. four hours could have it for. Was like three hours to read thirty pages two and a half hours, three thirty fuckin pages, and the next day I went into school. I still remember the kid I said this too. I said yeah man took me: Fuckin has written a book for two and a half hours and they were like many pages, while we pages into you are- and I said thirty I just started laughing at me- and I said to him- he goes. I got what you gotta took your two and a half hours to read thirty pages, and I was like what I said. I read to understand started laughing at me, thought that was the fun. If you thought I was trying to be funny and when I was really was I want to convey to him was I attic I kept reading paragraph

and my brain would be thinkin about other shit and had to go back and re. Read it over and over and over and over again. So I had to go that slowly. So I could understand it was basically my naive way of, I guess explaining all I'm saying is: if I don't have a dvd, I am surprisingly stupid, but whatever we like. Maybe that's. Why can't write a fuckin script, but I can write bits causes the short, you know what I like about this eighty, this ship. I can explain away all my problems. This is phenomenal. Guess what I write that mean anything to you, it cannot be right. Now she was laid out. You just picked up her head. She was awake by the way as well as deals with it. She's got. One you down and one in Europe and how can you get any fuckin

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day without football. I don't know about you guys, but it's always so goddamn jarring. Because you're so watching the playoffs and you're so getting into in yourself, China guess who's gonna win the Superbowl. fuckin get your bets go in and all that shit that you don't even contemplate that the second their games over football is now done done until September fuck that bullshit in August. Alright, it's done until September. What in God's name we gonna do now I'd say turn on fuckin hockey, but it's the Olympics. So I see now she watch women's hockey because immense hockey doesn't start from an please everybody. Do me a favor watch, some of that Olympic Cocky sit down and enjoy it. It's gonna be

Nominal and when you do enjoy it, don't say that dumb shit like, like everybody, says actually tweeted about this. You know every four years during the winter Olympics people who, don't watch hockey get to lie in say that if an age l of the eight shell was like a lip cocky that they would actually watch lit the coffee, you wouldn't you would you rather basketball person or hockey. Person is very few people who have the time to watch both our right. Another thing that always happens during the Olympics is when people praise the Olympic Games. They start talking about the energy like it's still, nineteen. Seventy five I heard a bike Wilburn, who I love, and one of the few shows that actually like pity, I honour he has prepared even headed like that he goes its great. I love the electric car key. You know if they get

because even the nature would get the fighting and all the stick work. All this do what are you? What does that mean all the stick work, what the fuck that? What is that the guy's, a just club and each over the fuckin ahead. You know why they say that, because once every four or five years goes by Somebody does that shit actually Club somewhere in the face with a goddamned and then that's the thing that gets on ports that are then always people who don't watch hockey at all or or why, it should in passing then start go. Like an identity card game? They always go the fighting to these events

this for years, I said this two thousand tendering limits these barely any fighting left in any child hockey compared to the way it used to be ok back in the day you used to have like it leads to, if not three guys on every team who are on your team to beat the shit out of the other two to three guys that we're on that team to try to beat the shit out of your guys like when I was growing up first started watching the brutes. They had John, when sick stand Jonathan, of our all star players, the heart! the team was Terrio Riley. Then he fought. just as much as he scored back. Then it was. He was known as a complete. where he could do what we wanted to do. You want the packing the net, but he was a difference, but whatever you gave it is all you want to drop the gloves he could fuckin do everything weighing Kashmir was another guy may use the goal score that guy the key I just never Fred, Cusic owl

what the left we give this left book. Then I caught the tail end of those guys and then it was Jane Miller, Linden buyers along the way we pick up guys like Willie plight, And then the Islanders, the had all these guys great Hall of Fame, tough guys Britain, Ireland, John Cornick, everybody there when the same fucking team, ok,. now like, I don't even know how many like actual goons straight up, fucking fighters. Our magazine, goods are still in the goddamn league. We're going out of the ruins, have one shot Jordan and he can actually the game- I know a lot of guys say- was boil about what he did. It gets the penguins. That's gonna happen. Ok, especially when you give many a couple of love taps and they

they actually somehow get knocked off. I don't be a dick, but I think I could it taken those punches Packwood feds. Then I know what they're gonna be saved is actually gonna civil war Is there a fighting? Why Is there a fighting in hockey, which is the dumbest fucking question ever it's like you can address that in several ways of fighting period, wiser fighting it boxing Why is it fighting in the? U S? Why is that? Ok? But every once in a while. It happens in hockey. It's the most just you know deplorable fucking. That ever happened, and I gotta make comments on society in the direction that is going through. The Bruins played the Fucking Canadians a couple weeks ago. I appreciate that wasn't even a fight in those things by half way, the first period once a year. They have that game

We through the first period they would be like. guys in the penalty box like fucking, going what that's even possible, they dating don't be standing room only in the Fuckin penalty box. now they'll play each other and they just play the fucking game without having any fight, but fights are part of the God, the game, and so I understand, if you don't like hockey because of the fighting, but for the love of God, please quit complaint. about it because they are ruining the game because they gonna take fighting out of it and your now gonna watch it you're, not gonna. Watch you can watch it the way I watch curling. I watch it once every four years and I really enjoy it and I think, like wow, I could

Shall we watch the sport like I'm really gonna go out and get the curling package and start watching it religiously every fuckin year, I'm not going to do it right so for the love of God. Please enjoy the Olympic Cocky and watch it, but keep your fuckin uninformed comments about the initial to yourself. Because it's an unbelievable game. It's a great league and one of the reasons why it is so great is because not as many people watch it as the other three fuckin leaks yet out. I just love that people fuck it still pitch about hockey, unlike the fucking NBA. mobbed up ref literally shoe was Joe Jackson kind of shit. And they just gloss over me was a story, but it was like where we had one bad apple, one bad apple, the fuckin guy, prevent that Sacramento kings from going to the finals, the lake he's got another ring or an opportunity

are taken away: the fact that they wanted the finals, but this fuckin guy admitted but he fixed the goddamn series, so they did They have a championship just like one, when the war such through the world series. You have the same thing going on a separate was done by when on an officiating crew and ivy we are more shit about the fighting and hockey than you heard about that its unfunded believable. I actually got a friend of mine who remain nameless. Any claims us I don't know why he would lie. He was working for Alice. Is tough idle watch. I'm gonna get suit. He was why he was workin for a basketball team that I'm not particularly fond of it that I may or may not have made fun of on numerous times it may have already made fun of them on this podcast about championship claims, but I'm not going to say who they are. They are way Europe

remind me of Barney, the dinosaur. All that's for anybody doesn't watched Portuguese figured out all they worked at the arena and there was one game left and this team was plain another team that was up north where it rains a lot, but they didn't lose their basketball team and the one game left in the series and the girl just stepped down, told the people for the Barney dinosaur team to fuckin order. All the craft service of sunlight at the fuckin get the seats. Sarah for the media and all that, The only said it for the body, the dinosaur team. Now for the rain doubt fuckin team and the bodies that are sorting firelight before the game even happened. He was claiming that there's no fuck ass. He knew somebody who was in the year the back in the other team front office. We're not given instructions to get prepared for the night,

play off series. It wasn't like we need to be prepared, just in case he only told one team, the fuckin do it and it ended up being the team that one that I know that that sounds fucking crazy. I'm not saying is true. I'm not saying it's not true, but all I know is for fucking years, I would say in the NBA fixed and then I'm vindicated when have a fucking mobbed up ref and it's like a fuckin goddamn like there was maybe a ten day story. is really hard for a couple days, and then there was it. It just went away just one point: fuckin guy one mobbed up, ref fuck it you might have achieved a chance to win the championship. That's all but are fighting on at this stick work the other Tom. Laurie it just has to stop you don't you know watch hockey at this point to criticise it solely will have criticized the fuckin thing you can just they what they say, I've done. I've done. I've got my fucking Ogilvy panties at a bunch here,

I'm alright, let's, let's, let's red summer, let's reach some of the that this, the shit here for the week some of the year the year. What he called me six does not feature as way did. I can't remember things every day, why'd you take your dick out public bill outside aid. If they are right, yeah Oh Billy De Williams, my chicken, die, hard, nine, a fan and after five Here's dating her I've gotten into my I've gotten a football myself consider me a conspiracy, theorist, algae it's go, render conspiracy her right after nine eleven. I called it that the patriots would win. To symbolise the phoenix style, rebirth of american patriotism sure enough, the Patriots one. Right. I'm gonna go with you on that one dude. I called it right He said this year I made another prediction that I

really hoping, would be wrong. I had a few that Seattle, the team I on which remain risen. Both the Americas, bald eagle, we'll be Danvers, force team, which records China's year of the horse? This symbolise the West domination, over the east to further support. I previously stated theory they weren't there were a ton of Ro soldier and patriotic commercials a varied To see what political events are to come in two thousand fourteen thoughts, yeah do you're on your way too far down the falcon rabbit. Whole. I've never understood that thing like like the symbols on tv thing, that's always to meet seem, like paranoid thought, In fact, everybody right now who thinks my NBA shit ISP is paranoia. They had a mob up. Ref go fuck yourself. It was fixed.

I might say straight across the board, but it was fixed on a certain fuckin level. This shit here, like first of all, Seattle team, which resembles an american bald eagle eye it doesn't, it doesn't, will beat the hall. I gotta tell you I didn't know it was the year of the horse and I think I pretty much represent the average Joe and a single, doesnt Siegel does not look. like what's on the side of a five of the Seahawks single fuck and see how come an asshole I didn't realize saying that a sea hot not look like a fuckin, a ball legal. It doesn't a real. What does the one that they showed looks nothing like the cartoon version. that they have on the side of the fucking head, and even if it does ok the average shithead the way

I have to spell stuff out. I mean the average shithead is order the twat from nature. There are never in a box of Fuckin chocolate covered peanuts delivered to their desk. They must stick those in their mouth and I wonder why they don't have apps. Do you think you're gonna be able to figure out the American Baldy gone the den resource? I'm a patriots fan all right. Like I don't take, I just never made the connection. I think you're you're looking So you say we Illuminati is also running a football league. Now one of the Falcons one What would that what it was that of men, the Green Bay Packers were well, you know,

do all of them symbolise something like every year. Somebody who one last year, who the FUCK one last year. I remember he was a good about this. Two years ago, the giants whenever there is a beat my fucking patriots. What does that mean that giant for the Taliban, yeah dude I think that you're wrong. unlike the forty nine, when it that means I will come back to slave labour yellowed. Sixteen turns, and why do you get big job John big bad job. Yet it

I think that I think you're you're you're kind of gold, beautiful mine there, your written the daily paper you trying to see stuff that isn't there here to symbolise what the West domination over the east I gotta be. I couldn't be honest with you. I don't understand you now. As far as I'm concerned, China is west of where solely in the east I mean when I fly to China. If I ever go to China, I'm gonna go West, they can fly, we have to allow. make a left amidst go right by Fuckin, South Korea, hopefully Duncan got down as we go by Russia and then I'm in China a mega go east. How did they decide that? A second that's where we were pop populated, like give everybody?

from Africa like nods and all the wrapper say, you look as they have done, their research in between blunts if we actually all came from there, the. Why doesn't that day start right there, because- and I understand we were living on this fear- that the war, this round. who's to say where the day starts work. I just installed you sorry they go the nice little fuck a minute. I have to make you feel better about yourself, intellectually moving on our rights. Appeared ships in Seattle Billy All face, I'm not sure if you heard about this, but Seattle has a few championships in women's basketball, obviously no one gives a fuck, but this is what great I imagine, the women to play. The team give a shit.

and those thirty seven people who are related to him in the crowd, I'm sure they do I'll fuck, that's too close to a job, Martinek joke. Imagine they give a shit. What ceases the great picture going on around it around. Headline Seattle First championship from a sea, newspaper below the headline is a picture of it, By air from the Seattle Women's basketball team, as she's looking up at a bunch of banners for championships that they ve one, while not me the Seahawks first championship because even if they are sexes when they realise that the supersonic Wanna championship do when I met you knock, you do like not count that one because the sonic move too were go home, a city and became the thunder. I don't understand,

We can always call this weekend. I saw somebody in the crowd and many apple is Lakers T shirt. I thought it was great and sound among others, five championships- I you know these far as fans go. You guys claim those. The franchise You know has the trophies, but the fans, those are your championships right, has to be asked to fuck at bay. If the Lakers moved a Fuckin, LAS Vegas and one again next next year, or the Lowood LOS Angeles fans do if they started going here. We got seventeen bitch you be like. wait a minute, no, sixteen, those one an ally and then Minneapolis valuing now five of those eleven share each one in that way.

five one in Minneapolis, one of whom was in the Fuckin Ba factories to let it go. Fuck yourself, I like, like being cut. Oh yeah, I mean women's championships. Don't count is much because of women is therefore its. Therefore,. Because guys don't sit around watching the W Nba we keep supporting the NBA. What women need to do is say fuck the NBA. It's just start. Should the W B, what they should be doing? Is there to be selling out those arenas chair and on the women there. That's needs to do it right that they should all get together. with all their alimony money and they should buy out the men that started W when Ba they should run it themselves and then no law.

We do need the NFL to be wearing taken October. You can can be wearing it all year and your link Jesus Christ if I just solves the problems, are offended everybody from kid survivors to our people with the edge over there. I don't give a fuck what I've take take. Take departure seriously. That's that's been happening lately. The couple a native Americans get sent me some angry tweets. A few weeks ago, when I was making fun of white ignorance when I said that Hawaii was not part of the United States. Has no white people look right out and why? But you look fine and the mainland like looking leader? against an oak tree. I look fine I am so sick of native Americans, some so sick of arguing with Apaches. I literally said that, like like that, wasn't enough, there was an absurd enough for somebody to get the joke people. What were like doing that Eulogium Norton Character, little literal Jim, that they would? They would do

that, like all the rest, were you look? Nor was because you for could killed. All of us like. I don't know that, like I'm somehow for that anyway, but whatever Can you take it seriously? I had actually somebody wrote me last week I say they are fighting like a people in Sammy, wrote this woman of fighting like a people. Really you tarred and she went on and on and on and on and on, and I wanted to write back well like ok, I rest you, two pitfalls. Peoples were bred to fight, not saying it's right. Ok and. Lastly, factored is a play on retard, so it's ok to make fun of our people who are mentally challenged, but not dogs, yet twisted cunt. But I don't wanna write that back what you did on Twitter. They don't give enough letters. Alright, the art of baking, dear billion, William, as of late I've, bakings

I have never not to say this. Scones Scotty The things that are on the walls- and I always y know that, because I have to say that Time in an audition scones There are obviously scones out of a fuck, as lately I've been baking scones. Many rights at all changes. Are they good? I got the. dear from you and you're lovely pumpkin, pumpkin loves you Thou, so pomp talking about your baking and it made me want to try. It certainly adds another Prevention to my group,

what, though, o absolutely do we take up the want that one thing about women are other than the fact that they do not support other women play basketball, listen I'll! Do enough the other thing about women. Is they like fucking sweets? Ok, they love a guy that can cause. If you can actually fuckin make something sugary, it's great onto levels, one it makes you seem like you're gonna, be a good husband and father, even if you're not it just makes it seem that way and their more apt bag. Don't ask me why an opportune to understand them? Ok and then. Secondly, if you actually marry that woman when she starts getting all fuckin crappy, you now get no

but she was. She gets the cramped toast over there. What you can do is just whip up a little punk bread, little sugar, ok, I ain't gonna fucking motion of face, and then you know, she's not desirable, that don't understand Irritability, don't get me wrong, but believe me, I know, there's a lot of female comes to say: if you start a bleeding from you Dick once a month you be complaining to yeah, and if I didn't you didn't you be bitching about my mom So go fuck yourself are so anyway. He says nothing twinkle toes above baking to impress a girl is still very far, when it baking is a feminine, I don't care how you look at it. There's nothing wrong with that you're getting and touched with your feminine side, I'm so proud of you, Here's another thing: you could do something semi email about this to you want you want to, We start swaying and if you have no fucking game, they need to do something to make it

franchise look a little more attractive. So maybe you can make one two big signings during this off season. Aright learn out a bag and by all means, take off start taken yoga classes, yoga clay, this. Ninety eight percent women are right and I dont know what it is most of em a fuck hot now Lahti of granted I've taken yoga. This is in New York City, LOS Angeles, so there there's that so knocked down by about thirty percent and also a lot of my career driven So there's not a lot of moms and there's not a single women in their very limber fact than they had women. you know it fuck that scratch all that learn at a big tomato where you are but take yoga, unlike Miami taking The class is where there's gonna be a lotta hot women. They Gulf does my stupid advice for the weak. Anyway. That's let's continue here.

The Ladys get churned out by a guy who can cook slash big because a it exemplifies are capable will you follow instructions, parentheses recipe and be they can tell by the texture that you're good with your hands eating we're, gonna need or Teddy's. This fucking grab and her Ass Europe semolina Anyways he says thanks for letting us on that little secret. I do all you buddy, you fucking took it. You ran with it, gave us all that shit. I'm telling you right now, if you fuckin, if you want to Great the level of ass in your life and you just look It's all for the marriage. You like, no matter what I do when I look at myself. You know like I'm like a six five, if you until you ve, learned a fuckin, big, ok, just she nodded, you learn how to make sure that they liked

What's that what's those looks like Le Zonia looks like a pie, but it has eggs in it. Quiche there was a call. I can never fucker. Maybe you'll remember what that's called them over the actor Stacy each. So that's the next April. Shit whenever I see with near they become walkin in and I look at the options and then, when I see that you go stay and she laughs for whatever fucking reason could she gets my sense if you so you ve learned how to do. That is another one hour. I learn how to make ready,

velvet pancakes. I swear to God my sin. Everyone likes this body that you just increased by two percent, yet chances of Sunday, Bang and a model. If you know how to make red velvet pancakes. Ok, some tall woman will come into your life, I'm guaranteeing it right. Now he got a two percent chance more shook homage. Your life should eat those red velvet pancakes. Ok, she will quickly go to the bathroom. She were puke, em up and then jump on your dick and United Gonna give a fuck the cake as his heart. sorry disgusting, when so many levels anyway, she says I'm looking forward to seeing you in Ottawa. Hopefully you get a chance to escape on the canal Jesus Christ, if that doesn't sound like the most a feminist thing, ever a fuckin. Do that the second he said you are always welcome come play hockey with us after the show get the fuck out of here, where I want to play. I got two shows there. I think do fuck that if there's a

game after the show in Ottawa I want in don't fuck me because I'm going to check my hockey shit, they can be mad at me. Please I have to play pornography with all my heart gear on because I'm in the middle of a tour, I can't crack mice Oh my near my elbow there to come on. Let's do it! Invite me. Can I come over your house like the kid, but no friends do there'll be a great fuckin youtube. Video Canadian, guys out there like no hats on extra clothes Gate not round these amount, they look like Robo, couplets fucking. Do it first. Not no one had escaped sit there with the story stand frozen platinum all over our right. There we go here one from about one of my favorite comedians of time Doug stand up, he said Billy.

where'd you go. You got a shot out on Doug stand up forecast what a great guy I'll take that Doug stand up. You know what biggest heart, no fuckin business. You just agree, fuckin guy, you I love about stand up is what one of the best comics of all fuckin time, any still a fan of stand up. Like actually was set their enjoy watching you set a fuckin thrill anytime. That he's given me way too many compliments top shelf. That's the Johnny Blue of compliments right they're, getting from stand up, This is a time of your people. Talk about your podcast, they say it's coolly, do by yourself, and you can somehow keep it funny, love that you don't have guessed accepted because

if you have stand up on sometimes yes, I know we have to make that happen. I promise you that will happen. In fact, I will text him at the end of this park ass. Unless I forget- and I forget it's not my fault, because I have eighty d- you know what I gotta use it on my wife's, notably the funniest fuckin shit ever I must start using as an excuse- and you know what she's gonna laugh as she has a great sense of humor, but I'm gonna do it until maybe five days after its become already become annoying discuss. Those last five days will be fine. For me of selfish are Vermont this one's talkin about from my bill. I see it coming to Vermont fucking. Finally, no one ever comes up here. Yet, while what why would you think that is. how about the fact you dont have a comedy club unless it's part of its like a function, Roman in a hotel the autumn ever performed in Vermont, I performed

comedy zone and Burlington. a long long time ago, like literally, was it eight yet coming up, unlike any ten years ago, like eighty holy fuck up my old I'm gettin, like scary old, I was eighteen fourteen years ago, holy shit holy shit, about you. Guys. Don't have a comedy club there with the forty one. For me, I have is that beautiful land use syrup your foliage saga come to Albany. Why don't you get a car? down to civilization. I gotta go up there. You fuckin moonshine, still. Then he goes he got. So how are you going to pass the time I dont see with someone who fantasizes about shooting a moose? I know you're you're drinking, but for money has what's considered. I guess you meant not drinking for mine is concerned which concern them

a spear in the world right now. It's called Hetty topper Holy Shit bill. It's good stores, get their shipment Tuesday and sell out by Wednesday it's fucking. Also here is an article, I'll? Give you guys the link, so they can sell out the same day. also what what are you What are your experiences with, for my I love her mama, I'm unknowingly guy. I grew up out there I go to. and I think I would love to own the house up here- I'm sorry. If I could sum

survive in this business. You know I would live animal. I will live in a place like that. I think I would go a little bit crazy cause. I definitely need a little bit action. A deaf I'd like the city, I mean I'm a suburb guy, I'm not a country guy. So I don't do that actually sounds great for you get a fucking log cabin. I know you don't live and log cabins out there, but you know it's fucking business. I know I'm tired man, I did a lot of roadwork in the more road you do just the more. You need a fuck, a vacation, but once you start selling tickets on a road, you get afraid. If I take a fuckin week off, they get a move on to the next cap.

I actually had somebody yeah some email I was reading in. They were complementing my act and they said they build. You ever think some young whipper snapper gonna come along and pass you replace you absolutely absent. Secondly, it always happens if Jordan can get too old for the NBA. I can't get too old for stand up. You know some. point, no matter how much you stay informed. You know you got we do in those matinees shows with whoever's still alive from your fuckin fan base. I don't mind, supposed to happen. What I'm supposed to do is pick up the com, torch and run with it? As far as I can, and when I come Perhaps I fuck and hold it up like the dude trying not to bill is white. Russian. We got a beverage here, man

then the next person comes long, they grab it and they run with it you fucking cheer mark, tell me take it to the next level: and you know why that is sir- because stand up not belong to me. It's not mine. It's an art form, it's a privilege to be able to do it, make a living at it. So Try to respect then I'll. Do it as long as I can, but, like you know, I mean shit, it's fuckin happens, everybody which is why I don't have the new cell phone. It's why five, a seven year old hybrid. I only have one fuckin tv you here and now, I flock and house because all my money goes to pay in this fuckin thing down. so why? Because I know that he's gonna come back pocket the he's. Gonna come we're only we sit near. You don't want me any more.

What about the show? I didn't notice! Saxon Ramon, get happens, everybody right. I guess that's. Why supposed to have kids someday, seek and watch them? Europe pass it on to them. That is one of my goals. I never want to become some better person. I always want to be sure and on who is coming next. You know that's the way you should be should be a fuckin deck about it. You know and then also knowing that their common that drives you Let's see how long I can keep these fuckin played spent before they eventually my arms are gonna, get tired. We read them. We finished that's depressing. Whatever waiting in the arts Swimming Billy White ties that when actually heard spoken true for wallpaper peace there you ever think about installing a lap who yet I have before

but this house, I looked at another house and they had it there. I didn't like the house, but I love that. I think that that would be great like a lap pool. You may like the thing where you basically it's like, long enough for you to lay down unless you're basketball player in just start swimming in swimming against this current one of those once when he may literally a pool The day was or may be, joining a Jim that has a pool. It's a full body work out at any time. I see all dude swimming. I imagine there really help. I knew summers in college and they ate and drank like animals, but they were always really cut because they swam miles every day. I think the hardest part of getting into the gym Jim Pool Routine, is having to see other people also the first year I was one you're. Inevitably tired. After half a lap plus There's no shocks in the water

However, you guys even right in the past and acts it now be said, so we don't have to hear you cry about your interferes. My interfered Getting old and weak, so I started swimming in its great. see? I we brought them back around very nice, very nice. Yeah! No, do you yourself a service. You really are. I am of the firm belief that you should work out your entire life. You should always do what I mean, I'm not saying go outburst of play: full court basketball amended in any given year. Thirty fifty just get shit splints, it's fuckin up your feet, I think that you should do some form of exercising I love swimming. I am I I am concerned about. I guess olympic swimmers haven't died of any kind.

So the chlorine- I guess, isn't that bad, but that is one thing when you jump into a poor you're jumping into a bunch of chemicals, but I guess that's better than jumping into were you know what the chemicals are killing, so I will leave it at that. You haven't looked up right now. Let's look up what, when those who stationary lap things, are see what this for the person who has everything and then I would Might the final advertising for this fuckin week? What do we got here? Let's see here, lap pool. Let me just look this up I'll there. It is custom lap pools what you.

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and a half inches by fifty four and a half inches. I guess that's how deep it is what the fuck, I want to say, fifty four to five feet: deep! Is it what is it four feet? Four and a half? I love this shit here. This thing is twenty three thousand dollars they have a little, but here it is add to the cart like this other shit that you're gonna be gettin with this. Are they have a ten foot one? Oh, my god, oh shit, this is, you must adjust it user place the ticket dump. How much is this one.

add to court. Fifty thousand nine you uncle John, but I got them dirty pond. I guess it is amazing that you use your. U you usually swimming against the current that doesn't exist, I hate you. I get some cheaper once you his is the fuckin the high and diversion ten grand other a joke. What is it that a hot tub. Go fuck yourself! Well, yet you know. I guess I thought about it. I've deftly thought about now that I know how much it costs holy shit. I take a pocket second mortgage out of my house to get one of those they are coolly. Shit of images for lap pools Then, why did you do this now? I'm not now, I'm gonna sit here. Look at that one.

that looks like a real pool. All there is a real pool, all our lives easier, MAX spits, keeping fit with home, less poor Thats now you don't give a fuck about your kids. If you got one of those you get, this skinny pool that nobody can jump into without breaking their got them next and as for you- and you have great chest here? I would have to guess really wanna sit here. Listen we fuck and written about levels, while those things are cool is Heller yeah I thought about get one until I saw how much they were now that I know how much they are, I'm not. I am no longer

trusted. I need a friend. I need a rich friend with a fuckin lappel good, Lord, just pull in general. How fuckin cool is that Fuckin indoor poor indoor lap or whose his fucking banker where's this shit, indoor lappel you're funny with me, I would do. I would get one of those ok. It was the second afford that I get one of those fucking things and then within I'd be bored like I would go and do something else and the worst I've still all that money, Tranquil Lappel Jesus Jesus Christ. You know I I to look. Look at these days. Anybody out this cell lap pulls how many fuckin

how many these dsl a month, Jesus Christ I want to get on with his fucking home make over shows right am. I have read the wiring in my house and fucking put in a lab hole and go they're, gonna fuck, all by guy a lap job around how everybody that fuckin did it. You know get on pit, my poor, whatever the fuck, the show is who gives a fuck right anyway, that see that's the podcast for this week. Everybody I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you'll learn something I hope It was funny, even though I did it on a Sunday and if you didn't learn anything. It's not my fault, because I got a good deal with that shit. the package for this. We go fuck yourselves

please watch you with a copy speech gave firmly and all that shit and jointly leopards, even though the water doesn't even they don't like taking their God, gave a decent.