Hey, what's goin on his bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast how's it going. That's wonderful. Did you two dead happen this we could for you. You know I could feel good for you You know I got Bumblebee Oak, I'm goin back down the rabbit oldest this Thursday. Supposed to be about you on Thursdays, Monday's. It's about me, Bonnet Thursdays! It's supposed to be about you, you know remain use. Near you sit in a way that styrofoam com Dragging YO. Maybe they don't work without you know we sing in those condescending songs. The work in man gave puts his pocket pants on one leg: it a tab, just sit back.

Does the track every once in a while has an occasional. Sir. Do you know. Laughs at a racist joke every seven point two days in never questions it. The I'm going down the rabbit all this week. As you know, I I would like a little bit credit captain. Super bowl for being a fucking gentleman, The patriot FED, ok,. And you Bronco France, better know what I'm talking about. I was a joke. What's so funny a lot of you Orange Kuntz gets your fuckin head so far up your fuckin bronco ask. Is that you don't you know what I'm talking about? You think Talking about because you guys kick teams, s right now. Kick your ass back and one of the last second took the whole fuckin gave the wind right. You take it up. Fuckin say that was nice that actually rooted for paid manning the Broncos now. That's not what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about

You have to Tom Brady. What do that? Fuckin deflate gate thing went to the entire baseball season, air pressure, ok, You know you would think of debts what happens with air pressure. What, if a certain someone had a certain somethin ship to with certain house towards certain wife. And that certain someone is in the pocket, Superbowl Jane, Christ if they can make a fuckin air pressure and eight month, fuckin goddamn story on ESPN. How long insisting gonna last answer zero seconds, Wasn't able to fuckin story. Ok and you know what and I loved it had happened, I love that they did make a big fucking deal out of it. You know, I think they should. I think, we're all gonna be on right in the future. In the future. We're all gonna be Jack right.

And a future. They can actually go fuck an eighty year old or like heavyweight division tell me to her she's kiss. You said some salty. I apologize very rude. We know I'm just saying What I love about, how that happened? Is I'm never going to lose another fuckin argument that there the fuckin witch hunt, or that the fuckin witch hunt. Ok, if you're gonna, fuck and you know, go fuckin ballistic about that horse shit, you know, then all somebody has to come out, says disgusting. I'll, give you meet me shit, you're, Gov, room and Annex ii. It is our job done. I know about you guys, Byron and questions. Right now. Kosovo, Take it off the board, not case solved.

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all the fun. I'm gonna have a Denver wishing them. Happy celebration for their superbowl wind. You know. You don't have a couple of you know choice, words to say, and you're. The best part is much is. If I do, I don't think I'm gonna do it, but if I do it as much as they bow and is allowed as they do in the back of their heads, they know I'm fuckin right I challenge anyone to you guys semi a fuckin email right now, and you tell me that there is some unbalanced fuckin going after the patriot thing after that blocking or shit. If the flight day is an eight months story and that fuckin thing is eight seconds. Oh, what a gentleman I didn't say shit to. I alluded to it, but I am still a naming names. Protection issues, it's not a story.

Mother, Anyway, so I'm going to Wyoming and I broke through it a long time ago and saw these things that look like deer, but I knew they weren't enough. So I was just like what, where the fuck am, I you know I knew I was, and why am I right? Spock, yes, is all over the place, but me So I looked up, Wyoming key pity whose can heal I went to Wikipedia and even go to Wikipedia just wrote, Wyoming and Wikipedia always always come Right, so great website. You know you just read a bunch of things about the thing that you looked up and afterwards you feel like you studied something. Then you throw it out at a party, yeah yeah yeah guys and then eventually you run into something that's an expert on it and then you realize halfway through and then I go out back Yale and you just walk away they do the other week Wikipedia Shuffle as you walk away so many ways. I found out that Wyoming is.

About somebody, their name, their kid arming their first name only. So they can be they Y all being. How are you doing surgery Jesus brutal partners are at this. Article includes a sort of a listing of the United States. Fifty fifty United States by population density cause. I mean really found out that. Why arming why farming is the second least densely populated state right. So here we go on. We get was there. Density state ranks? Here we go all right, the top one. What do you think it is density Missis population. This is like elbow room, ok density, the most dense populated state. Is you'll, never guess in this new Jersey. I never would guess, said

Firstly, populated was New Jersey, that's cause of all accounts they can afford to Manhattan writer. The coast. I think then, there's Rhode Island number, two Massachusetts is number three. It's all the small ones. On the east coast with a white man, first landed right, I started Bang in a way first said in the native Americans. What do you call it? Stop? Ban can teach us right, They took it from Connecticut? Marilyn, Delaware, New York? Florida right. Or every loser with a dream from the EAST coast, Fuckin vacations Do we go again to afford my is my cousin? Has a boat Pennsylvania in Ohio, that's the top ten most densely populated, I was surprised. California was eleven, was not in the top ten granted.

I live in LOS Angeles, our least populated state, or you guess what you got, what you get Alaska. Here we go from here is the top least. We from number ten all the way down. The number one number one being the least densely populated area, Kansas Nevada, Nebraska, Idaho, New Mexico, after Dakota, North Dakota Montana wow in Alaska, so there you go. Generally speaking, I guess we are a very densely populated country- and you know that you think I would notice that the amount of traveling at the only time I really noticed it was when I went to asia- and I was like Jesus Christ- is a lot of fucking people over here. That's all you do in Eurasia, wholly fuckin shit. Look I'll fuckin spoke at least partly buildings. Look at all there are filled these laundry hang out every window,

Isn't it amazing that does a billion people in China and they all have shirts given fuckin thought about stuff like that, like outta fuck made? Although short, dig with all those fuckin p. Although shorts that need to be made, would you think that you would know somebody that make shirts? I don't know anybody in the clothing industry, yet everybody everybody in the fucking, it's unbelievable. As much as many rollerblades as they sold right everybody, didn't have a, but everybody's got a shirt right. Everybody A cover up. The junk the strippers. You structures have to walk out with some clothes right. Will you take it off. This article is about the Eu S state. Why arming why omens estate and Mount Regional West? We know all this shit, the United States, Popopo Bobby It's fuck is come on the western, two thirds of the state is covered, mostly with the mountain ranges and the range lands in the foothills of the eastern rocky mountains.

His guards country here, while the eastern third, the state is high play I elevation prairie. Nor is there planes, Cheyenne The capital in the most populous city in Wyoming with them, population estimate of this is the most populated city in Wyoming. A population of sixty two thousand four hundred forty eight people. As of two thousand and thirteen. Sixty two thousand four hundred and for young people. Do you realize what a let them that there is? That's a dream. It's a dream. You at the sad thing is most people like myself. I would go there and I would go crazy because there was quote nothing to do, but it is luck and pictures. It is almost like a Clint Eastwood movie. You don't know my dog at sunset May I go to my mind here. Jesus Christ,.

Spoken on real. I may give you run through a native American that it doesn't even other teddy. They lost right. Way back in the day when those japanese soldiers state on the fucking islands, it kept point world war, two is old, faithful their Yellowstone Yellowstone is in fact Wyoming. I never knew that. Man who share the time, I would drive all the way up there. On the John D Rockefeller Junior Memorial Parkway, I would go all the way up there. Why on earth can be a fuckin amazing state? This is all like fuckin like the people that live there, You got the regular people than from their generations, generations of people that you know first went across the country and had the balls. Pull up stakes from the EAST coast, go West and didn't have the balls to continue.

Like all those real men that settled in San Francisco and unless Angelus, particularly Hollywood, they stayed there and then what you have now is a rich fox Rich Fox, meaning just like business people and their celebrities, celebrities a big on going out there by someplace, where they just get away clear. They had. You know, become a singer songwriter, where the fuck it as they want to do I'd like to do that. Shipment. I'd like to fuckin Rennell log cabin out there, but like one it looks like a log came from the outside and on the inside it looks like a house I get up daily one, not a real one, with the dirt Florio's. A grizzly bears taken its face through the fuckin kitchen window, like there The kitchen, the justice our place right for all that. You don't owe me. I got you know something this

I knew it always enjoyed most about fucking. Skiing causes Tammy, I'm sure this great skiing, even with global warming right which were not causing evidently from the documentary said. I watched I didn't I just saw the links and I was just like in onto you fuckin busy. Don't do this. I'm staying with the lab stay with my life. You know. But the thing that I like most about skiing is after skiing and go down to the lodge and sit by the fire get shit faced. You know the whole skiing itself and worrying that I'm gonna blow out my knee fuck and aid skiing than I back to hell out and I think it's an amazing work output but, like I should take a lesson. I never took a lesson. I was like skate right now. Just started: go down the blue square, one sprite! Then, of course you know your ego thence black diamond, don't like down. I don't wear a helmet, it's really fuckin dumb and I dont know how to fall and what right do one negroes one way what goes the other way, Just like you don't I should just do. I should just by all the ski ship shit, mine

the fuck and poles in the skis and then just go? Do cardio like a fucking maniac for two hours? Ok, Then I put all the ski shit on a roll around the snow. Then I come walking into the lodge and justice what does so quadruple black diamond. I would like an ip none. I sit there. Couple of snow bodies come walk up right. Will how is your father and I'm in there, but that's not going to happen. I'm just going to go to Cheyenne and tell some shit. Jokes, that's what's going to happen and I'm barely into that beautiful state. Mark my words at some point, I'm going to I gotta. Do a tour. Of all of go from Fuckin Wyoming overdue Nebraska up through the Dakotas through Montana, down through Fucking, Idaho, back over the Yellowstone and then I'll fuck at all, I don't do one of those fuckin runs a b, a fun one cause to fuck it for

fortunate gas. If I could see, there's like nine eight hours, nine, our dries between each of my run, some comics have done those runs out there do. That is not for the fucking fate of heart. To tell you that right now, but I'm just gonna. Do that I'm cycles island, I haven't been Nebraska long, fuckin time ice to all of those things. I was just better call Saul And when they were name some of the cities you now like I fuckin know those haze Grand junction. I bend all of those that root. Eighty route, eighty goes to the brass Nebraska, I'm sorry, but the am I talking about was let's back, here for a second all freckles flew yesterday, and the helicopter food with my instructor by and we flew all the way up the Santa Barbara and came back and fuckin incredible and I went along the coastline. The whole way

I was trying to get a three point. I need three point: four on the Hobbs. To have one hundred hours, and ended up in a two point: nine, as we had a tail when- and I also took the coast back rather than going along the one or one, down the four or five or just was too beautiful, did not do it and on the way back You go over this Navy airstrip restricted area. But a few know if they planes coming they let you fly over, so we will fly the coasts of it any less. Go in and they said in, and then they came back on the radio. They said they had a couple of planes common in the basics. He derived Ford and, of course, minds. To find some first and I They do not always see. One was the other. What were the other one, where the other one I'm like freaking out, because now there like fuckin those eighteen. They fly like really close together and sure enough when they in the corner. There was like two of them and they do this fuckin

sick, ass, a pro If they do, they come in right turn back in turn, final, they come in bright one I'm peels away. Neither one of them lands. On the first past. They fly right over the one way, one of em. A tight circle in the other, does a bigger circle and then they just fuckin one lands of the other. One comes right and aftermaths was fuckin and say what was forty? Was the towers going? What's your hotel keeper traffic in sight? And I'm, like you, keep trafficking, say one zero told by going look like do anything of that. Fuckin thing was common at me like this thing was like in like a bug. Not even like a Lamborghini he's like a ferrari, not for I mean after Fuckin Batman, real rights whatever it's more like one of those lands, speed, fucking things they about there and the other, the SALT Lake, whatever the fuck this summer, floods, the fucking, salty dart out there in Utah.

And I'm in this fuck it. I was basically a Chevy Chevette like if it came at me like what was I going to do, other than be like now. I ve been it. What a way to go: but when we will come back down, we got a point on the lot of geography and this one We got along this point on the California coasts, which is called the thing I think, one point: I know flown up there before damn, sick, ass, fuckin house, there ready she go upstairs get got like a fuckin. A pool that shaped like a fuckin cutlass like a sword and we will gonna daddy's, as we came down a little bit further, we saw something splashing and the water we look down and it was a whale commoner. By breaching, I believe, is what you call it and we did a little loop around it gets. A video are put that up there the spoken amazing and then this is

This point, I think maybe it's maybe that was further. Money was further north. When we came round dunes point like all of a sudden. You could start to see allay acts and then Santa Monica Culver City in then downtown LA when the most beautiful flights that I've been on. But the big thing was, I flew by Elly X and I made all the radio calls which is needed Bravo airspace, as I mentioned before, and that's like the shit. Where are you now explicit permission. To go into that airspace. Will they have to read your whole fuckin tail number? it's like you, like you fuckin, talking to guide when you talk to those guys so I'd rehearse the radio call like fuckin thirty times and the drive down I was able to say with enough confidence. They did so too much like an asshole and dumb ok, let's go through. It was kind of anticlimactic I'd really built up in my fuckin head, but anyway, so I went back again at two point. Nine so or freckles says ninety nine

Five. Ninety nine point five hours, so I was forced to fly today, but I was tired and I don't fuck around doing that shit, I'm just like you, I'm feeling tired and not feeling it. So anyway is another thing that was looking up is a beautiful. These states are You know that I'm going to all of these states that people view now consider fly over states and fuck and with the full Google and there you know just shit all over him. We need gorgeous absolutely gorgeousness great people out there is in order. The drug use and that type of shit is really fucking bad, the heroin man everywhere I go with this fuckin heroin problem and they keep linking it back. To these in our people have an injury. I saw this unreal sports people have an injury and then they get like whatever they get. The Fuckin perquisites vike it in I what the fuck it is actually in that shit and they won that runs out. They said what that high and heroin is cheaper and just like

you're not once again. What's it, you would think you know what all this shit I'm talking about terrorism. People do in shit to this country. For some reason you can fuck with the food supply and you can get your own countrymen addicted to heroin and his long. She got enough fuckin money. Nobody gives a shit minor. Can you do that to fellow Americans? You ruin and people's lives fuckin brutal, but twenty reason why stay out of the politics it in every once in a while. I look at this One reason why stay out of the politics shit What's and while I look at the stuff and interests not like overwhelmingly depressing. You know, like I saw something the other day thought for some reason. I was looking up Chelsea Clinton because I saw on tv with Hilary Hilary is giving a species. And I was literally going like there's no fucking way. I can listen to that voice for for fucking years. I just can't,

I am not against a woman being president whatsoever, but you can not sound like somebody learning how to play a trumpet. De I just I don't give a you, can have all the answers to the fucking universe, theirs. They can't hear what you say No, my dogs? Looking at me right now, like really. So anyway, so I looked up- and I was just going like how old is she now I'm when I started out comedy she was just a kid doc You said that awkward agents come this nice, unwritten, rule United, make fun of ocean that fuckin awkward Adrian of sick, was you like twelve or some like that? I want to go. Look it up. You know how old she was fond of shoes and authorities which fuck and blew my mind even though obviously was twenty years ago, rent kill me is what I saw

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You guys go around, they just give speeches and his wife two fifty three and grant a fuckin whack, just haven't speeches. Humanity pay, Dr Grant. It was designed for an hour ago ripe for a buck in our name Sickly Glenn. What then a facelift, got which is made his head, the fucking huge. You know. He's lost all that way. You got it. You gotta Chin, whatever the fuck he did to his chin. Fucker back, you look like a Babo had version of himself. Now do is shit yeah back so tat. You can even clap anymore. You're gonna me either that if that is true feelings about his wife right, what you can't blame! You really can't blame Bill Clinton. For going up. And taken a cigar and and and putting it in that woman Yet I wanna make if, like that's what he's lay next to a bed,

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could name numerous reasons why I don't have a girlfriend, but that's it entirely different issue logic. This crisis is a fuckin can of worms. They couldn't. You don't seem defensive. Argumentatively if it's in anger issue, I am so sick. It trying to be fuckin Hannibal Lecter here Twenty guess what your shoes look like, it would do it with the way you right enough. I was gonna, be there as of right now I am currently sleeping with three girls of our seas. Fucking good, nor can it out. I thought you'd like never had a girlfriend like in either ever banged anybody might fall to us yourself, your guy in your bid, twenty using your fuckin three girls right now about. Unless you need advice Keep your what you don't

we always depending on what day of the week it is and how much I've drank. Ok, that depends on how many girls, who sprang and I've never lied to anything any if any of them about where our relationship is going and although they never met each other each As an idea that I'm seeing other girls, it's kind of Don't ask don't tell policy, Yeah, do you gotta come a day in you can open with that. You know when you don't I'm dating playing field. But they re not a couple of the kind seen just having a good time. Why? just like that. Well, there's the door sweetheart. Then no respect like that. The honesty, some want some watch, you have self esteem walked out, but a lot of annoying room. Eventually, tired there next week and a right, you're, fuckin dick

days in Christmas are always a piece of cake, because all that requires a quick texture of phone call or at the very most drinks, Valentine's day is tricky. Our dates concern of bar hopping and drunk sex, so flowers in a nice dinner would come we send the wrong message. Do you see can't you ask me how to keep bang in these three chicks, while getting through Valentine's day, why? Don't you just look at the Valentine's day, like that's your pussy gettin, all star break take three days off the day before the day after a day of. Just say you do if day I'm gonna be Jesus. Where are you going to be a good one for that? One right, you know I just put myself in your shoes, and I understand your problem said I got it little bit of trouble. Last year one of the girls texted me and said you know: every girl, like flowers on Valentine's day.

They said, I knew my response couldn't be here, but if I get you flowers and I have to get you flowers for Other girls, so I just put That responded, yeah wealth. Don't you shouldn't responded at all. You have a girl, I see a flowers on Valentine's day, isn't funny and then nothing to do with most likely having any sort of feelings towards you. It's just a bit. Next to in the other, cubicle probably get some Europe while the girl and her fucking, whatever the fuck, you want to call it so get my balls, its weakest fuck unawares was tragically say, come off as a pompous asked, because I always talk about anyway. You Doesn't do commie works in a cubicle, and for some reason he decided to take that seriously and tell me that he actually works at the. U N and travels all around the world.

If that's actually true, sir, how why don't you just get on with doing that? You work at the? U N and you travel all over the world. Why would you give a fuck what some absolute Jack ass. You say it on a fuckin podcast. How secure. Are you here security is probably a great thinkers. That's probably thing they drove you to be The? U? When were you travel all around the world? what sir, good for you Its awesome, I hope, working at the, U N and travelling all around the world fills you up some point where it fills you up high enough what you do have to respond to a silly joke on some dumb ass podcast I travel all around the world. You know what they say. A grateful job they feel like you get anything done. You know Do you sit there were that had peace next to that guy who were in the water Buffalo hat

Do it above doing that shit and you sit there trying to talk to him about how you can sell your rich crackers to their country. Is that what you don't we Traveling all around the were I travel around the world. I can just see you on the play with your fuckin dress. Shocks on you have a dash cunt. Just sit know what movies am I gonna watch on this flight as I travel all around the world, anyways you know something, sir, you have you had the James Bond job and then you fucking, you played yourself. I don't know why you did that. Why would you fucking? That's like me, respond the people on Twitter. Why would I do it? I should pretend, like I have better things to do. Wait? I want to keep seeing all these girls back to this guy, but this, but same time. I don't want any broken hearts on Valentine's day out. Do you know what

Guph. I did the items. What is your problem here. Do you like a German? I it's like you, this fucking lady killer than also you kind of liking. I wouldn't hurt anybody. Should I get ocean jammed jams. I tell you I won't talk to the fucking. You won't go. What the hell is going on here again found times day ago. Little trouble ass. She listened your intention. Failing troubles didn't you learn anything from last year? You know the girl like flowers on Valentine's day. What would I right back. I know my response would be the second. I read that a future some girl I was banging than they wrote that I would get this awful feeling in my stomach, and I would I will read it in as I got that awful shooting I go and make that noise thing like when you just bang and a girl- and I said she just fuckin- makes that comment here now

You think she's on the same pages, you won t. She makes a comment it. I was thinking Are you today? You just feel I feel. Your stomach. Oh yeah? Well, I don't like it. You gotta be wanted done, but wanted done is scary. You just go The honest, I don't off some girls. Where would I say you know everything Like flowers on Valentine's day Nobody attacks were guy, you know, that's what I heard. You know what I do. You know what I should give you should. I don't have a good response to that. Well, maybe someday you'll meet a guy wants to give you some. You want to get drunk and fuck got nothing. Then you can ignore it. You know what I would have done. I would have ignored the text and I would call them, but a good

three hours later, three four hours three hours later to go when you call ignore their technical chagos, how what's goin on what do you do, tonight I got no plans Valentine's day. What are you don't just started with that and then she well, what are you out there and should be seen if you're gonna taken some romantic? You know erection? Any? Don't you just keep it in the fog body. I figure we go down, who were mean hammer sort of a fucking. We to take the face of a couple. He's a beer and see what happens to you. What you're you're it seems to me: you're, not just fuckin, these girls you're. Actually having like these many relationships with them. You know that the key to

I wanna fuck body is: is the time between falconer? I give a shit. Much a woman says that she can handle it. Most of us can most some care if you fucking come on over there and you can just eventually they're gonna get feelings there more, I don't know if they're more mature or of its a defect- it's just I just respective. That's how their wired, so you, if you have a fuck buddy, Ok, let's just do the Math Kane, I'm now February is very short months here. So, let's just say right out of the gate you fucker on February. Second, you shouldn't come around again till at least the seventeenth. Grant you fuck you leave ethanol. Before him and then you leave you? bang or on the second you being on the second and then you banger on the seventh you're in

fuckin relationship in their world. You know. Unless you literally this Second, you have an orgasm you're, coming your scooping up your clothes and you walk out like half naked. Then you just bizarre. Not a good way to keep me back, what do I just read the restless and what it? What is question is here, he's I want to keep seeing all these girls, but at the same time I dont want to break. I don't want a broken hearts on Valentine's day. Yeah. You want to keep fuckin Oliver now do what we have to have you have to have a road involving door? You have to have stable of women. If you're gonna live this life or you have to give it the Fuckin Robin One out all right but you can't be a relationship guy with three different women cause you organ in their partner, so what you have to constantly we're doing you gonna, be like a college coach right Every year you lose some top prospects but you're out their recruiting. Ok, are you so you maintain,

it's never ending it's fucking exhausted, but That's the game! You wanna play! That's what you have to do so. That girl who says you know every girl. Likes flowers on Valentine's day right there you put on waivers ok for a for a fuckin. Peter ass to be named later. He got it To get rid of her ok and you gotta look go back in analyze what the fuck you did wrong, that she felt it was ok for her text. You cause you fucked up that right. There shows that you fucked up did she felt She could send it to you if you think you're just fuck bodies, I when he was he continued. She says I know that like This shit is important to women. If I One girl out I'm playing field what's in setting a bad precedent, plus He does that can shed on Facebook, I'm completely fucked yeah. Do you when dirt bag shit, if you're a single guy and something could happen There-

she won't facebook you're leaving these girls on. Anyone who says, if I take none of them out or do nothing, I have three irritable Ladys on my hand, Are you gonna marry any of them now Well, then, let him go once you have the. Balls to do that. You know when a team, halfway through the season just realized away when the ship just pull off fuckin, Marlins get rid of everybody a fair basis, your dick and they He's gonna be test for work, but then you build a back up again build a back up again. You know. Look if you want to be in a fuckin relationship, you know, there's other ways. Gone about doing this, but you're trying to have your cake and eat it to do

You got three women right now: you're bang in three different women wish confidence. You know what you're doing all right down to keep one at bay and they get to more then dump the other one get the other, which is either viewing dump amuses phasing out phasing out, but the new recruits did you get it? You gotta be straight up honest with them. You don't unless you actually feel fails, you feel no feelings, you don't don't you, come on back falconer? Unless you know you get that fifteen day. You fuck em on the second. Come on the seventeenth. Then you're in the march and banger, unlike the eleventh hour right and even then, They can't catch fields doing that, but before you know it, you know. That's like fourteen fifteen days of the year taken up where you, where you got to bank somebody this as such

This is really should be. I opening to women that I'm actually saying this is really is really For that, I am speaking this out loud. He says in a perfect world I'll, take all of them out at once and have the force and I've been chasing after my entire life, but we don't always get what we want. Any advice from the lovely knew would be much appreciated as well loved the podcast go fuck yourself

yeah she. Finally, one event understand his eye was: do you want to ask you some ladys to write it? And finally, I have even read this yet, but this already seems like goals. This is this is the key.

On the subject line of this email. Because I think the guy I'm dating is a pussy. How open I am a twenty one year old student, I began listening to your podcast recently. And I heard you complaining about how women have not written in a while. Being a woman myself decided to do so, would ask you for advice? Will God bless you I live at home with my mom and go to college. I recently found a very nice guy they were college and was really into then. I started suspecting something strange. I started acting that maybe he was a pussy at first. It was pretty harmless, but then one night we had a house party and everyone was pretty drunk and a friend of mine who, having seen in a while, I was there when everyone was way way way past drunk. She tried again to a fight with me and eventually pushed me down the wall.

All then stole my Iphone and he there and did nothing. Jesus Christ. I was so scared that I called my axe to come. Get me any did while. You think you're dating a pussy. I mean that right there g and he just stood there and let this The guy who used to hook up with you, come in writing on his white horse. Anyway, my ex was more of a man than the guy was dating now, even though the guy I'm dating was drunk. I felt like you should have protected me or done something anything. He did nothing. And later even confessed to me that he would scared of my drunk friend and even scared of me what the far right, even though he says this will never happen again. I have enough knowledge to know that people do not usually change like that. You know that's really wise

you're, really wise for your age, twenty one of you, if you're already not buying into the army change. That's your your wise beyond your years, you know, they say that your basically or psychological make up is done by the time you three. Help. You see someone toddler standing. There was somebody's taken. His blocks that kid's gonna be a pussy, anyway, so should I be upset or give him another chance? Is this deal breaker, is there no way to change a guy from a policy to a real man? Should I just got things off with him, and if so, should I remain friends with him? will. I hope you read this love you in the outlets nice. I right. This is the deal. Ah, you ask your question: is there no way to change a guy from a pussy through a real man. Now. I dont think. I think that

It happens. I think it happens way more and movies. Where's. Somebody has a life changing moment. And then they just decide. I'm not gonna take shit anymore, but even then that just begins- journey of not being a pussy. Don't just say I'm not going to be a pussy pussy anymore. You have work. You weigh up it's like if you, hundred pounds of await you like this. I'm done, I'm not fucking. Ice anymore. The next day you don't have a six back, you know, takes a fucking here is something you ve really got to turn around, so I don't know Are you looking for a guy I mean I think the first Did your writing me and you're, saying I think the guy I'm dating as a pussy. I made that that actually hurts me on some level. Just because I insert myself into this story.

First, an updating would be call me pussy, I could be the x. I guess I don't know this isn't about means about you come up your stopping selfish I think you ve totally wrong. Last respect for this guy and if you dont respect the person you're with eventually gonna blow somebody else. You know if you know break up with this guy. That's what I'm predicting! If you don't break up with this guy, you just going to cheat on I'm just to facilitate. Yet neither the relationship, because you know together our full J moment. We can just be fuckin honest, but I dont think you liked it afterwards. About you know one that people don't change your age and the fact that, like this guy's, a pussy he's not stick up for me. And the fact that he didn't stick up for you and then you took charge as they wanted can call somebody who will, I mean

Technically, you should have fucked your ex boyfriend that night and he and he should have been met each other like any. Probably one of them is he's a pussy. I understand you're all when you needed a big swing in TAT. Coming God knows was me So I am, I think, You don't break up of this guy you're, actually fighting nature and. You guys are wired to too. I know, You guys are wired to judges, have kids with policies. Mind. You want a strong son right, you know it. What that pussy dna in your kid right, I'll he's, gonna, kill you right. You have a kid with this guy and you want this kid be like, like your ex boyfriend comes down. It's like this fucking little wormy worm guy will be off. Walking down the aisle the merry this guy with that sheepish.

Deserve you again. You know that you want it's gotta, be the man standing down there and a what touch cedar like Fuckin, Roger more James Bond. I think thank God look I don't know if this just happened. And you really upset. So you now, unlike in three days The care and you get to go back to have an a picnic with this guy, for, I know your ex who came from back. Maybe you broke up attempt as he cheated on you? Maybe he was too much of a If you know what I mean so then you say why I'm gonna this next time, update in a nice guy David, a nice guy. The thing about is: sometimes you data, nice guy. They can be so nice that their policies right and left. I'm not much sit near actin like you know, if I'm out with a girl in some fuckin to wondered three hundred pounds, Jack Fuckin Twenty five year old comes up

started, doing shit and I want to start swing it because I'm not I'm not, not get. My fucking had kicked in just for the fun of it you I mean I mean it's not like just straight across the board. As a guy, you have two fucking go You're a goddamn had kicked him, but this was a fuckin woman, business away. I may he Jesus I believe that it is a weird situation at the feds him were. How do you get the fuck? and I found back. You start wrestling with her. Now you kind of fuckin thrown a girl around so you're. Looking at that possible assault charge is, God knows that's how the world worked works right now your honor, I was trying to steal a phone and he did. This. Guy is salted me. And you will be sent to go. She was stealing a phone and then how can we get past? Your your guy she's, a girl, but.

You should just be sure just held by the back of reports, so she couldn't leave Just stayed out of each of us swinging, What you don't ruin that situation is a guy you just right. Stout you grabbed by the bachelor plants and you start running in a circle until cops get there, so they can't swing at you, they're running back words, I mean, I don't know what you ve got it. You got a fucking, do something and he didn't do anything. That's a big thing. If you talk honestly, if you told me that this was some giant go, can kick the shit out of them, I would Save the guy's a pussy, your enemy I mean what is the point to go in and get the concussion getting tooth, driven up three, you fuck it the guy still gonna leave with you found. You know said Old Richard prior Much will take that my friend. Stick it up your ass, much your man, it's like now! You get the ship kicked out of you, but this was a woman. I feel for fuck's sake,

you have got them, rambling, wrap, it up, think you know what you want to do when you should do it you're dating a post. The fact that when he was sober, he said that he was scared of her and a view seems like he's a little for current, and I just can't imagine Raising the stereotype, what a guy like that actually put it on you in the bedroom, I really don't. Stares at you, and here my hurting, you see everything. Ok, the how'd, you soviet of item on flipper over mischief, and to tell us always she says: M p S. Don't worry that country, to call a friend who push me and took my phone is no longer in my life. You get your phone back. What happened with you guys now wait a minute? What kind of the follow up here? There are so many different ways this can be done. Was that, like a girl like when you thought that maybe you were

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and all of a sudden, you broke up with her and I get the biggest dumbest fuck and fight last night with my girl right, where this great day you know everything's going great,

I stay in. I take a night off from comedy. I say why don't we watch? What are we watch a movie? You don't owe me cap off this wonderful Falcon day, everything's gonna, great workable, This is like the beginning of a horror movie where they just show like the perfect family. Maybe these great people away white, linen yeah, then also They just start showing the Cameroon, the bushes, like appeal, Vive, like MIKE Myers, displace what happened so Sixty minutes comes on right, who doesn't want to watch. Tat shone pretender, smart yeah. I, like some more than merely safer, comes on when you know smells like an old person. Some old people don't smell like. People, but he looks like he smells like an old person. You know howls of cigars ashtrays. You know couple of wars, maybe a date. Rape. So he's interviewing Merrill, Streep right. The great Merrill

deep and they're, going through all or of oral friggin life and all the movies and all the different characters. That she's played small. They start they start the report off with me we say for just sit there right to smell wanna fuck, it Ben Gay and whisky right He says how you know how for in England, you know they do. You know I don't know they make, there, there actors deal with award them by calling them lords and they night them. But over here in Amerika, we do is just give him the shiny statue and dislike socks off right the bad for some reason to shit on America. I don't know why, like Oscar is somehow beneath Sir Anthony Michael Hall. I mean or our Lord, what Lord of what? What. Which can fuck and hold our statue

your Lord of what kingdom there only horse shit that you have with Prince Charles in the paper or whatever the fuck is going on over there. You know look the Rothschilds night you over there, then that fuckin mean something. Then you can come become part of their yacht convoys. They go around the world figuring out how to, over another currency right then you're end with them. Ok, but if you, if you're, How can you know Lord of this and you're you're wing man is the Duke Elton John I mean it's a whole thing is fuckin stupid right. So right off the bat it's already buddy, But I know near hates when I talked to the Tv Rights George, you know I keep my big fuckin yap shut start talking about narrow, Streep, the back onto the whole thing and then on the old guy. Their smelling Yvonne. You know prescription meds, goes you know whenever they talk about the rolls you play, they always say, uniquely independent minded women very strong women.

Oh goes. I know, that's good, that's what they say. You know what a guy they never say to a guy or you're playing a strong willed character. Yadda yadda yadda. Let tat go whatever no biggie I'll. Take that probably true the factory I'm not a woman right, but then they show were after she played Margaret Thatcher and she's. In a speech to a bunch of women's young girls. She's trying to inspire them and she she takes a quote from Mars That was something along the lines of. If you want a bunch of people to talk around talk, you stand around talking about doing something. You know the goal here. You gotta talk to man, but you wanted actually get done yoga again, a woman and then all the chicks go we're like flippin outright. So I laugh now my gave reverse sexism right. Just seeing you know,

My whole fucking theory how everybody is just a piece of shit: you just don't have the power to act out what the fuck you wanna do, because that that There are few flip that around is a guy. If you're running for President it's fucking over, you can't be lack lemme. Tell you not tell you what, after I get jobs laughter, fix used to call me. Ok, I'm the man to do because I'll tell you right now if you're lucky, someone who talk about doing some. You get a woman. You want to get done. You gotta give a man here. Am I not right here on the podium vote for me November? Fourth, go fuck yourself right! You did that your presidential campaign, so she does. It's working, adorable and its justice, an ignorant you're, I mean what the fuck do you get off Saying that we stand around, do nothing marrow Streep, quoting Margaret and you too Margaret Thatcher, we tasty bitches, something

We face a fuckin lunar landing. Ok, you think that's just talking. Anybody can land on the Fuckin moon, that's easy, but the pretend you did it around and get everybody to shut the fuck up about it that that that that right, Delta take skill. So what I make that little comment. And dogs got the better of that assembly, fucking Porky PIG, so so I make that comment Like you know, I'd go with me a long enough that I can tell by the sight of her face when she's just thinking about like what. If I just grabbed everything I really cared about and walked out of this house right now. She got like that fuckin mad. At me. You know Am I issue just like. Wrap this story was over. She just shut the fuck up thing off DA. I don't have an external. I'm walking to seven eleven to get some ice cream Ivan ignoring what happened was all gone great.

You're, not maybe asshole there. What what am I supposed to just fuckin sit there With my mouth hang in open withdrawal coming out when I watch tv, if somebody says something, do she I'm not supposed to say it whatever? Whatever soil just find, you said you know what fuck this I take the dog out a go around the block. What do I do? I call on my guy friends right there, back me up, I'm not saying who I called I dont name names. I laugh in their ass off and they a hundred percent agree with. Which is all I'm looking for at this point. I just want people to say that I'm right, I don't. I learned Think from this experience. Just tell I was right, so I could be an Your ass again What are you guys way and on that of my dick for saying that? Should I just let that one go, you know you know what she said that for controlling

the while she goes. Why are you shouldn't say, intimidated, she's, one of those words why you And by what she says it I'm not threatened. I have done it the bait you don't just sends me right off the ex threatened about. What am I, this person that I dont know who has never called me? Nor will ever call me who has no. Sector, my life. How do you get threatened by the I'm just calling for the bullshit that it is because you know what this is? What fucking drives me nuts? I can't. And when somebody tells me that their shit sandwich taste worse than my ship sandwich. Ok go fuck yourself at what point am I supposed to have empathy? Is I'm sitting here eaten a shit sandwich and you're telling me how much worse yours? Yours? If you know what the other the fuckin day you gotta make sure my might be.

And do you know a better slice of bread which I guess would make it. A little bit better, but the end of the second day right down to the fucking day. All right. I'm gonna end up in a famous camp with you can't you think women spoken GO comes along. I'm gonna make the cut what the fuck the white, but what do I bring the world exactly? we stand a right next year to go. Fuck yourself. I get it what good woman every time she sneezes. They give her another goddamn award. She still budget still fuck in Britain no! It's redundant when I did this Oscar nominated part, go fuck yourself with your wigs they'll. Think just you know! That's what fuck in prison the off. When I watch the shit, if you really want to know my perspective is from where I come from, I can't bitch about shit. Zombies like I'll go fuck yourself

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