hey what's goin on still burn assigned for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast checking in on you specifically not anybody else i'm check it in on you the kind of person that actually listens papa number those people whenever some pocket really bad happens can you literally cannot fuckin could not go on the internet and go under social me you just can't you can't you just can't fucking do it you know then he was some pages from people just deliberately misinterpret something i saw this stage fuckin jerk off we're going

my congratulations to the gods who didn't fuckin neil against the national anthem that was never i was doing it peaceful protests about police brutality whether he agreed with that whether you didn't let's go when the kneeling become disrespectful i hate my neighbour anytime you walks out of his house i'm gonna niels shove boy another fuckin jerk off did what fucking jerk off due in the fuckin media is now going to make that person famous and talk about the numbers like espn when you talk about dead kids it's just fucking unbelievable it's unbelievable and then there's no way there is no way to have any

sort of conversation about how to four for god's sakes how to try and make this not happen it is clearly something that just didn't happen when i was growing up and now ever since the first in colorado shit it's like a fad like what what is going on and you can literally cannot you can't talk to anybody about it is everybody gets all fuckin do not take their goods away we gotta get really good guns don't kill people kill people i have no idea what the solution is i know people on the left literally look at guns as if they were alive and their sinister things which is dickie was and then people on the other side the little

get to the point that they want to buy a bazooka two fuckin defend their house fuckin unbelievable gotta be some sort it in the middle that everybody can agree upon first foremost yeah i really truly believe you have got to stop showing these people the people they do it and making them famous began stop fucking do and then i don't know maybe i'm fuckin run i have no fucking idea and i might be wrong i think maybe on a regular basis the people breaking the people's houses and groups of forty and you need to have an assault rifle i don't know i don't live in the middle of nowhere i do to stand still if you live in the middle of fuckin nowhere that calling the cops is not an option

some of these four people that live in farm houses the goddamn driveways like eight miles long ok by the time the cops get there and make a right turn to drive all away up their fuckin driveway you know jason voorhees our is broken aim is jason is poor farm around this house what the fuck is he supposed to do you know but is it a shotgun good i know that would stop me i don't know what kind of people are out there but you know some of these kids they get themselves on the method in federal being still like fucking accident so maybe you need a r gee i don't know shit about guns i have no idea but i guess it's just so bizarre that no one wants what happening to be happening in the body just touch insulting each other

no use in that's stupid fuckin you know liberal snowflake and in forget right wing gun not they start name calling like i love and people do that like that's gonna make somebody on the other side listen to you i have no idea but the first thing that i would do was i would i would the media coverage of it and markets for whatever reason i'm starting to really think that that is feeding their summits fucking fuckin insane fuckin said dad i don't know i just don't think you should know the name of the person and you convicted person i think they should immediately be put to death and then that's it that's it over

and a pocket story out of tat fatima now is like a gig tonight i was going to go on social media to promote it and go on there and adjust rocket everybody just fuckin yelling at each other like they do every time what do you do to get that after what i just got out there i don't know what i'd pocket put out there all he knows i had a great valentine's day i have a great valentine's day i actually went out with my lovely wife which we never fucking do best date we oh my god you guys i hope like the best day i got a facial now went to work i what we i took

my way through my lovely daughter we went down to where we went out to this pizza place out in pasadena and we went in and it was like a total like townie vibe which i really miss that shit inside left massachusetts all those years ago and moved to new york city there was never a town vibe in new york city it's a fucking city now i live in allay it's a fucking city but place had like like i went in there and you too feels like locals and real los angeles knows if that's the word like grew up i love me people that are from los angeles cause they don't shit on it the way everybody else who lives audio good put to the vote it's ok this traffic because you when i moved out here we are part of the problem we went out there the people's really good and you know i gotta root beer and all this stuff act like i was in fact seventh grade again

and then i decided tat i was gonna take my wife out on valentine's day with absolutely no plant would it make any reservations none of that bullshit she does when you want to go again when we go find a dive bar with the letter i'll probably end up at a taco truck tonight let's just go drive around we got all dressed up i took it upon mulholland the amazing views mulholland drive or a lot of people think that's where james dean died at least i did for a while they didn't he died letter i came member took up near puppies like fucking bakersfield assumption but anyway we we did that drive and nea goes you know what i would love right now she goes i know i'm not gonna get it you know cause it's valentine's day everything's fucking nuts i would love like these

fuckin tuna tarred tarred tacos and then they get this deserve what they got a fucking chocolate chip cookies in skill it that they eat up unequal ice cream on top of it so you know she says that shit i know i'm never gonna get it so you know me i'm right on the hook she put me in the bottom like war where where did i do so she says the name of the restaurant what is valentine's day there's no way we're gonna get in like always just gets what everybody second bushes let's see if we can use go up to the bar so the place up and they sailed on fourchan were all sold out but leg outside if you want to sit outside these tables by the pool fuck it will do that so we show up after fucking having this nice and knife all of a sudden now we drive into the madness of fucking

valentine's day we pull out this is long line of the valley where very next car and i see this guy walk out with the sign oh my god is motherfuckers gonna say valleys for bombs sets down sorry spock in full but normally i'd be i would ahead like a fucking threats what i did i did for some reason didn't give a shit i wrote down the when i said i work in a park it goes you now just try to get some street parking just read the signs blah blah blah do you know my wife's wherein heels and oh wearing a matching the andes underwear to itself i literally and sheep walks away in these new technologies cars and drive it away and i think it wait she has the keys like how is this car still driving

and i really want to stop so i drive a go around the corner magazine little we're going to conquer the middle of the street and i find street parking there's a sign that says no parking any fuckin time unless you have a sticker now just like our gives a fuck i'll get a ticket right so i get out of the car now i realize i can't log it then i got mail in there and shit scenario gotta go back down get the fuck and key some walk down the hill and i swear to god i'll send this here comes out of this alley just the way walking is just weird but he's in front of me which i'm fine with and then he just stops and he let me go by my guy shit but he small right but who knows maybe as an eight hour fifteen fuck and now you know he lives in an alley right what a forty eight homeless people all come at once the man s defend himself

tune of homeless people so he looks at me you gonna sound self serving by daddy goes as i know you i've seen you but bible barber margaret was going on now you're famous guy i'm i'm not really really is are you one of those guys you know why you oughta be known about like that it's not dance fuckin you're gonna be it now do you know what i was walking down the street you came out of an alley and you're talking to me in this is fucking weird is socially weird you know where we're we're now you're behind me you fucking asshole so then i slow down now release these beside me i think that was a good martial arts move you don't even know i dont know martial arts right like the gracie family was a little more a little less disappointed me

so then he starts talking to me about how he was living in rome for the last three months the first time in his life putting living i had of working and he's talking about this shit i'm pregnant the operating in this conversation i dont want to be in trying to give the quickest fuckin answers possible you know maybe i should just said like do i don't want to be in this conversation but you know this fuckin world is now i don't know i want to pick them up at a word but what he has on him so i always he starts giving me a philosophy used the word society like three fuckin times finally i get to the further restaurant and i do my rapid move for him and it was nice meeting you which is a complete fuckin lie

thank you for that creepy glass forty yards this walk where i was waiting to fill a nice go into my kidneys do you enjoy your evening right i could say that ok it was nice talking to you if you believe in a higher power is at breaking commandment of lying thou shalt not lie dinner jesus falls followed all the council commandments right look what happened here maybe that's why i've been able lips and some forty nine maybe jesus if he lied a little more are you the son of god no i know what you're talking about the continued his life in construction realising my fucking invis alighted by the way did my fucking teeth look amazing

and we get for a day or so straight it so fucking way i swear to god i looked like an old bald fairer facet that's ok i look right now let's just say charlie might have a new age of next season you know where the fairer wig i don't give a fuck you know those four camera shoot it in an hour and above three hours that's what i'm looking for a gig i'm looking for any ploughing ahead so then i get in the restaurant and was i can hear i get the keys and i gonna walk back upskilling keys i get back they're right i locked fuckin car i come back down and it was perfect because we weren't in the main restaurant we were out by the pool where they had like heating lamson it was cold and shit we're all this single people were play fuckin seats in inside the restaurant

which was that's where all the drama was all looking at what the other chicks a fuckin wherein all the guys feelin pressure that they gotta give a ring that night the can marriages or on the rocks but they can t get for one more fucking year they gonna do this phony dance and go out all that shit was in there and walked outside my wife's up at the bar can have some woman whose thereby herself and amelia i'm thinking like this is fucking unbelievable not only did we get a seat at the restaurant we wanted to go to a valentine's day i actually have a very small chance of getting a threesome right now fuckin incredible so fucking with you guys but i'm gonna lie to you if i didn't if i did not if i didn't have that fucking thought i'm a man baby

tore up the right way i just don't know we're going to table in literally the exact fucking thing them beautiful wife looked absolutely stunning fucking stunning exacting that she wanted to order she was able order that can i get my several poor chap and we did they're laughing and how perfectly evening was in for the first when we made no plans whatsoever and and then that was no we came home i all these years i've been honest way the bartender listens to the podcast and i goes holy shit he goes i thought you didn't go out on valentine's day unlike really caught in an accident eliza and so i just i told much i told the truth because you didn't walk out of an alley and then slowdown so you could walk behind me

we should like usually doubt this is sort of fuckin came together so they go people theirs different way go and don't have any plan no why do you do women kind of like that that is something we always say that no spoken magazines spontaneous take him somewhere with is a view they look good give a couple of kisses and that type of shit be all affectionate they'll tell you beaches fucking do that vienna political truck think that you know at least they say that that would keep him there i sent the realities you can't do that every year you know me as you know nice guys if it work one year we can do at the next twenty five years around they can be bored by next year he isn't funny thoughtless

did you we came up with this last year there was last year come up with something else the fuck did you come up with get yourself all dulled up we're we're we're is your creative input it's always by the way speaking of just give me the keys i figured if i mention this on monday i want to tie breakfast taping and he absolutely fuckin murdered i'm so proud of there was it nervous at all just fucking destroyed was so fond of watch him making fun of his family and watching his kids die in laughin like kids love their dead but i'm tongue tied rex his kids in love him are you he was twenty i knew how much is kids loved before even met his kids

i wish to see such a silly fun fucking do those like do your key was told us kids like do you fuckin kids love you need a smiley the year yet they do and i was like about your wife gets broken annoyed she's like a big fuckin kid i feel like i'm gonna have that relationship with my wife soon because i came to tell you fuck it what a great it my kids like walking now and she actually likes the rough house which is some and paste golly right before she goes to bed you know i have like she's i ever so fuckin apt up because we play this game in the year in the living room where she starts to crawl away and i like i'm upset and that's how the game started image she like

to cry ways fast she can is she screaming in anticipation that i'm gonna come up and grab europe and dragged back to the starting she loves planet there is now a vault basically i'm crawling behind her like give a sea like when the cheetahs go after like the gazelles or supplement and they swipe they're back legs so they wipe i mean i'm not doing it to her mom so they like grab banana for just gonna use i like fucking freak out all the way abt up in every night die and laughing the eu certainly go like bill bill this is the time where we try to lower the stimulation we shut off the tv and i'm a breath like life well judged she loved so i feel a governing other that same type of relationship but anyways ploughman ahead irene

a great valentine's day i'll be there to sell them knows the big news the trousseau neo benefit is this tuesday the sixth annual patrice o neill benefit one of my favorite cakes of this year of the euro should say and you know united brunt of comic steadier we see and i was like a high school reunion another type of ships of looking forward to that once again it's gonna sell out as it has the previous five years i want to thank everybody no one on the red bought tickets abominable block you guys watching the olympics it all i haven't been watching as much as idle in i was at a born i was watching curling which of course i love so can peaceful watching that shit

i don't know what it is and i still don't understand the fucking game but i really enjoy watching it so some we you out at the bar valentine s day not having to wait for table than getting our food production i'm quickly we watch the downhill skiing if ever the audio of that those fucking lunatics the men and women that have the fuckin nerve to go to top of the mountain and just point this skis down do you know like we are dealing with such like g forces there wittily yelling like any time to go into eternity they like i have to say that live and i want to be like half way down the slope just

watch somebody go buy me at eighty ninety miles an hour going down of in mountain with god whatcha skis on duty screaming just you know but people routinely die in that or could support the level of balls the tell tale and then i was watching the cross country skiing right and just like how fast they're going in the level of cardio it was the women doing it and i was just thinking there's no way to pay that woman in bed the level of her cardio she's going to go and harder party like europe they're not even breaking a sweat take this she can cross country scheme from it for fucker where i live out the cell

dakota without even break into sweat what the fuck am i going to do to you in the bedroom let's get even remotely make you even realize it's happening these are the things that i think of when i watch the olympics anyways plough ahead these loader take liberals these rightwing gun knots you're all yours everyone are you fucking a noise the shit out of me what kind of don't you get continue just just present your opinion so we should make some after school special movie were like people who were in the guns and people who are afraid of guns as if there were alive i repeat i wanted to get a gun you know far from home security i didn't want to get a fuckin machine gun you know

coming home with like fuckin dead intruders in any other outlet plaster work i have to do you did you couldn't just fucking get out a pistol squeeze one off but there's all these fuckin theories to by the way these goddamn theories on which is the best one for securing it you know i really believe that it probably depends on where you live in the world what is first one because what do you do at this point you gonna ban guns there already out there and always love that is a ban on guns in his dislike like all the criminals are gonna be like you i guess we get and then only they haven't is there anyway to like booby trap your house why don't we get she's like human size glued traps

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with the snare drum point that new orleans jazz shit it was fucking awesome i remember just take it like if they did this every week i would go go all the time why is it so what's it say that once a year like marty grow mass y gotta meet i actually enjoyed going with my family even though you know i know binds all the guilt we did so in order that shit it's funny is my daughter does this thing or you know like that she's like trying out her voice he kind of learned that she can go like way down low like such a kind that we call the monster like do the monster you just gotta bob bob right so worried charge and the preacher talking to knowledge shit you know so i'm bored right swear start whispered in his ear i'm going go do the monster do the monster to up to tell it jesus stories right my daughter starts going

raw legacy p s nea get no man can tell it do it was fucking it was killing me jesus saw the leper was afraid detaching many showed that love is the answer my daughter's known everyday red spinning around we have such a good fucking time i actually enjoyed going the tribunal i used to go every week by family in everything and i actually think it good thing if you dont a hundred percent by ian at least my religion that this this is the only thing that you can worship this is the only way to do it and all that shit some actually thinking about the church which then what would you do if i just slowly became this psycho conserve if not like a regular these and conservative person you know cosette

many be for those people i think like a liberal although out here in hollywood people think i voted for trump that's a liberal it is out here but would you guys do offer falcon went down that horror started going you level snowflakes you know yank taken my girl back when the people said you know what i wrote this shit did you have the right to bear arms do you know i didn't have any concept of a machine gun and what the fuck there could do ok so here's the thing i would like to hear from people that are in the guns what is your solution how do you prevent causes they sell a zillion of those fucking things a year right i've no stance on this but i know i know they sell because if i was in the guns that's what the look i would want i would want to fuck a machine gun cassettes the ferrari every gun

not every car not once have can you know a super car so i totally get if you read the guns activity i you know what i can't get there now cause this fuckin asshole does so how about this you gonna way more about the subway somebody that's in the guns it has one of those guns in all types of ship what is your solution it just seems like whenever this happens live people go you know we guy we got a bad falconer saw well we re they go that way then people on the right say you know you know we don't need a ban guns when this is a lunatic problem not a gun issue woods a lunatic prom but i find it i find that fascinating us

they keep using the eight hour fifteen you know in their literally killing children in schools people are still like defending that's that's fastened into me so like to know what the argument is without you yelling and slipping the fuck out i'm just asking just so can understand it that's all i want to do i don't need to listen to the fucking u conservative jesus freak fuckin liberals snowflake allah that fucking childish shit because we all know that i dont do name calling just trusting to me like i love my jaguar but if once every six weeks someone drove it through a school in red people over they want to be like cake you know

i don't know what it is about the car but these fuckin people won't stop doing that what the car i would get another car i would just get a different one idea with that personally it's just a car cars don't kill people lunatic shoot me fuck it but you know all that shit does don't pill your people people kill people that while there why would you want to give him guns if that's what you're gonna do can we can we raised the degree of difficulty what is about if you're under age if you're school age the only gonna give you is a revolutionary war era one where you gotta take out that rod and pack it down you know taken the teabag year we all gunpowder about your only allowed to have one of those that work now because that fuckin asshole in las vegas was of a certain age

i are you could do it there's gotta be some sort of space age thing you could do you don't mean what if the next big brother ship they somehow like this like it if you get an assault weapon than the sum millennia less to sit there and every time you pick it up has to be watching what you're aiming at and they a kills which they can you turn around i don't fucking do i wonder why ok you have solutions whatever i would just in order and i would just at this point depressing to see this shit frequency that it happens it would at least at the very least if they could just be some com rational somehow discussion of it with some solutions just see what you can do is make the stop talk make the stop talking stop happening so what are you i don't know i don't

i can now so anyway so i go to church ripe my daughter started getting fussy in shit like that you want to crawl around the floor like i'm not gonna let you crawl round the floor right so i just get up i walked to the back of the church or whatever night i sit down there and in the end you know in my religion you go up and you get the the eucharist right and i ve done it than a long time i had not also been absolved of my sins i didn't go into the walk and closet with the fuckin creep tell him all the shit that i did just so fucking weird it's a damn so i walk up there and i don't i just was like dealing with my daughter and then i will deal with the fact that i felt like i was in a crowd so a kind of went into like after my show mode and i wasn't really thinking

the lady goes she goes the body of christ and i said hey thanks a lot let me where did unaids bucket it was until i ate it i realise what i just said to her disposed to save body crisis both say a mad unites per se hey thanks a lot like i was literally geike after shows when i'm walking out and people are really judge aid tax law it is david appreciated thank you thank you just going through this fuckin so you can get from point a to point b i went into that mode for whatever reason is my daughter was all fussy i could tell she needed diaper changed and my wife had the doll this stuff and she was up at the front i was dealing with dollar that shirt shit and then i was like in a crowd body christ day takes a lot that's gotta be up their top five digs you're not supposed to say right

some other things you probably shouldn't say what are you crazy grows i can't say that like i get another one or two eggs at breakfast i gotta get another one this one seems a little stale things you should this like a talk show where jobs are things you should say when accepting the eucharist but actually did enjoyed i actually really you're gonna can't fucking believe it and i talk to my might have and she's also unknown church going there were four hollywood phone these people ok where was sageness we don't go to church right she was actually an hour i enjoy to kind of this tradition or whatever you know that to be an apparent making you could get up earlier than the kid wants to make it a dress up to go to some shit they don't want to go to

so my guy you know something about doing that's your kid that makes them not be a spoiled brat wheezed always go to church than afterwards we would go to duncan doughnuts we get it doesn't donuts we wake up the more than we do a paper roots my dad would drive a surrounding a chevy chevette and we would loaded up at all these sunday papers we have the hatch back open and we believe me my brother brother be riding with their legs hanging out the back my dad was like a fourth year whereby biographic driving down the street sport music blaring we will be running around and he loved her my dad's once people never gets cold either we always have the fuckin window down why won't my elbows we put the papers together the back seat and then all the ones that were ready to be delivered words were in the way back in and we would just be running we would come home

and then put on church close we drive go to church than we gotta duncan doughnuts becoming too that every fucking sunday from the time i was in third grade up until high school paypal forever i always had a job you know from third great on i had money was kids i went to school with digital guy braga package may they were giving music get fuckin paperwork they turn a want of football cards i can buy you know i wanted she gets all i did i bought football cards in parking cards baseball cards and i bought candy there that was my fucking overhead and then when i went to school i wanted lunch if i wanted doubles i always had money numbers to this fucking kids like they be like a seventh eighth grade still go to their parents for money

independent enough with me fuckin blowin myself here and the part just above what a hard worker i m all right dad the pod chest ride god bless you for not having a gun god bless you for having gone responsibly you know what god bless everyone right except for these assholes they go into schools and do what they do it for the love of god can you fuckin put new faces all over the place and given them their fifteen minutes of fame you'd autonomy like they appreciated go and do some fuckin open mike's do somehow rooms for twenty years before you get anything ok to be spoken assholes overnight i'm in santa barbara tonight it was deemed el ray and poverty and i'm gonna fly em up an arm i want to fly

only by applying what instructed by the way i did my first so long about a year and a half i flew like twenty somethin hours already this year my honour rotations a fuckin we would we did this thing my instructor we will come and for landing in as i was and basically just goes any failure in just job the throttle and he goes it down on the numbers and i had to do like fucking s turn deserves coming into fast and fuck and put it right down on the numbers echoes do the fucking nailed it that was all you i snapped the best compliments i ever got dad dumb it up although in a few days later i just sit around a bit the basin are about i get back into burbank i did everything bright radio call oh great it was a really wendy day i just flew slow and down it was funny also sent into the etas which is basically the recording the information you know

these two seven and all i bullshit right and then in the end they always go euro information information bravo right i have everything fucking down and i'm nervous about land in burma because you know it's a busy falcon airport right and i swear to god it sounded like the guy this computer voice she said information ricky unlike what fuck is ricky this is based we for pilot notes i could do i'm gonna obviously didn't say ricky because its romeo ricky ricardo when we talk about her son i gotta think like what the fuck did they just say it sounded like ricky buddies alone alphabet charlie elsa but i'm flying getting into their airspace suffice to set fuck it i should burbank tower helicopter blah blah blah blah blah the hollywood sign requesting full stop at atlantic

i listen to the eighties what i don't know what information in this but i know it's about ricky when i led it might structure goes ricky he goes whiskey so there's always something so i went it makes they told me to hold they call it old maker what's the macy's out by the one seventy and they said your number three so i see a southwest come in and then there's some little says that i cant find the guy but at this point i know quickly where to look and i know where the runway is it's like largest fuckin look over there nor keep to my little orbits here and then i saw the guy and then us like i fucking went in landed in wooden whenever you landed burbank there's always a tail wind now when you land but when you you got ready should go to set fuckin helicopter down there

fuckin ridiculous tail when it i always sit there stir in the partner if somebody find terminology petals your pals keep a straight so i got me a fellow straight straight you sort of standard adele rolled down and always said this the same thought we serve our right i didn't kill myself had a great time when i was up to write and then of course i get it you know this is allegedly really dangerous thing that i'm doing flying you know get in my car and get on the highway and what do i see some massive fucking accident on the highway which is what happens every fucking type and the more i fly the less i'm afraid in a good way i'm still super conscious of being up there and there's that fear goes down every time i get on i'm like like an old man now when i get on the highway i'm fuckin terrified the house people go out i pass on the right other on their fuckin phones you always know when somebody's on their phone especially if you were in my traffic you know i mean

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i know this is last minute i had a question about valentine's day i'm a single guy mid twenties rejoice i'm gonna tell you right now if you single guy in your mid twenties and you live in america and you're living on your own please chinese and attack whatever god you pray to it day because you never gonna be free or in your life i know you're probably stood allowed by the blood distress and all that bullshit fact that ok do you know gonna be freer and your life go get three years supplies of condoms ok and bang away my friend maybe you don't need to do three years maybe when those guys for only three weeks but you need to get it out of your system he says i never really had a girlfriend for whatever reason ass jesus christ we're gonna whole other other way truth be told my friends could

name numerous reasons why i don't have a girlfriend but that's an entire early different issue what jesus christ s fuckin can of worms they couldn't you don't seem defensive argumentative it's an anger issue that look i'm so sacred trying to be fuckin hannibal lecter here trying to guess what your shoes look like it would do it with the way you right enough i'm square metre as of right now i'm currently sleeping with three girls off i'll see you can you did not get it out i thought you'd like never had a girlfriend like in eden that never banged anybody my full too fuck yourself your guy in mid twenty using your fuckin three girls right now about this you need advice keep your what you're doing

it was depending on what day of the week it is and how much i drank ok that depends on how many girls he sprang and i've never lied to anything any any of them about where our relationship is going and although they never met each other each as an idea that i'm seeing other girls it's kind of a don't ask don't tell policy yeah do you gotta come a day you can open with that away don't dating playing field maybe they re not couple opium currency just having a good time why do so like tat well there's the door sweetheart then their respect like that the honesty some want some watching of self esteem walked out but a lot of annoying room eventually tired there next week and fall right you're fuckin dick bert

these christmas are always a piece of cake because all that requires a quick text or phone call or at the very most drinks at the bar valentine's day is tricky our dates consist of our hopping and drunk sex so flowers in a nice dinner would come we send the wrong message to do so can't you ask me how to keep bang in these three checks while getting through valentine s day what are you just the valentine's day like that's your pussy gettin all star break take three days off the day before the day after day of you say we do valentine's day i'm gonna be jesus where are you going to be a good one for that one right you know i just put myself in your shoes and i understand your problem said i got there but a trouble last year one of the girls texted me and said you know every girl like flowers on valentine's day

he said i knew my response couldn't be here but if i get you flowers than i have today flowers for all of the other girls so i just what's that responded yeah wealth dude responded at all the girl i see a flowers on valentine's day isn't funny and that has nothing to do with most likely her having any sort of feelings towards you it's just a bitch next door and the other cubicle probably get some euro while the girl and her fucking whatever fucking want to call it so go broke my balls its weakest fucking lairs was touching me say come off a pompous asked because i always talk about anyway you did you call me works in a cubicle and for some reason he decided to take that seriously and tell me that he actually works at the u n and travels all around the world

if that's actually true sir how why don't you just get on with do that you work at the u n and you travel all over the world why would you give a fuck what some absolute jackass who say it on a fuckin podcast how wins cure you you security is probably a great thinkers that's probably thing they drove you to be the u when were you travel all around the world you know sir good for you that's awesome i hope working at the u n and travelling all around the world fills you up some point where it fills you up high enough what you don't have to respond to a silly joke on some dumb ass podcast i travelled all around the world you know what that's actually agreed fucking job do you feel like you get anything done you know these cities where that had peace next to that guy was wearing the water buffalo hat debate

the above doing that shit and you sit there trying to talk to him about how you can sell your rich crackers do their country is that what you don't we traveling all around the were i travel around the world i didn't see you on the play with your fuckin dress sharks are you have a dash current just sit know what movies am i gonna watch on this flight as i travel all around the world anyways you know something sir you have you had the james bond job and then you fucking you played yourself i don't know why you did that why would you fucking that's like me result the people on twitter why would i do it i should pretend like i have better things to do ways i wanna keep seeing all these girls back to this guy but this but at the same time i don't want any broken hearts on valentine's day out do you know what

i did the items what is your problem you do you like a german i it's like you this fucking lady killer than also you kind of liking i wouldn't hurt anybody should i get some jammed jams i can you talk to the fucking you went out what the hell is going on here again valentine stay a little trouble ass well listen you're anticipating trouble didn't you learn anything from last year you know every girl flowers on valentine's day why would i right back i know my response will be the second i read that officials some girl i was bang and then they wrote that i would get this awful feeling in my stomach and i would i will read it and as that also ceiling i go ease and make that noise you know that angle when you just dying in a girl in all essential she just fuckin makes that comment here now

you think she's on the same pages you want to make a comment here i was thinking about you today you just feel i feel your stomach oh yeah well i don't like it you gotta be wanted done but wanted done is scary you just go the honest i don't off some girls where would i say you know every girl flowers on valentine's day moment i text were guy you know that's what i heard you know what i did you know when i should give you should i don't have a good response to the woman someday you'll meet a guy wants to give you some you want to get drunk and fuck got nothing then you can ignore it you know what i would have done i would have ignored the text and i would call them but a good three hours later three four hours three hours later to go when you call it ignore their destiny cars

he goes how what's going on what do you do tonight i got no plans valentine's day what are you doing started with that sheikh well what are you gonna do and should be seen if you're gonna taken some romantic you know erection any don't you just keep it in the fog body i figure we go down why mean hammers order the fucking we to take the face of a couple pit severe and see what happens do you know why you're here it seems to me you're not just fuckin these girls you're actually having like these many relationships with them you know that the key to have an effect body is is the time between fuck it up give a shit

much a woman says that she can handle it most of us can most of em care if you fuck come on over there and you can just eventually they're gonna get feelings there more i don't know if they're more mature or of its a defect it's just i just respect effect that's how their wired so you if you have a fuck body it will put just do the math kane i'm now several is very short months here so let's just say right out of the gate you fucker on february second you shouldn't come around again till at least the seventeenth and programmes fuck you leave ethanol you fuck em and then you leave you bang or on the second you bearing on the second and then you banger on the seventh urine hocker relationship in their world you know unless you literally this can you have an orgasm

the coming years scooping up your clothes and you walk out like half naked then you just bizarre just another good way to keep me and it well i just read the rest is to see what it what is question is here he said wanna keep seeing all these girls but at the same time i dont want to break i don't want a broken hearts on valentine's day yeah you want to keep fuckin oliver now do what you have done have you have to have a road involving door you have to have stable of women if you're gonna live this life or you have to give it the fuckin robin one out all right but you can't be a relationship guy with three different women could you organ in their partner so what you have to constantly be doing you gotta be like a college coach every year you lose some top prospects but you're out their recruiting ok are you so you maintain but it never ending it's fucking exhausted but if there the game you wanna play that's what you have to do so that girl who says you know every girl

like flowers on valentine's day right there you put on waivers ok for a for a fuckin peter ass to be name later you gotta get rid of her ok and you gotta look go back in analyze what the fuck you did wrong that she felt it was ok for her text you cause you fucked up that right there shows that you fucked up did she felt tat she send it to you if you think you just fuck bodies i where's he continued she says i know that like it or not it is important to women if i take one girl out i'm playing field what's in setting a bad precedent plus he does that can shed on facebook i'm completely fucked you do you're doing dirt bag shit if you're a single guy and something could happen that fuck chew on facebook yeah you're leaving these girls on anyone who says if i take none of them out or do nothing

i have three irritable ladys on my hand what are you gonna marry any of them now let him go why don't you have the balls to do that you know when a team halfway through the season just realized away when the ship just pull of fuckin marlins get rid of everybody a fair basis your dick and they're gonna be there'll be pressed forward but then you build it back up again build a back up again you know what do you want to be in a fuckin relationship you know there's other ways about going about doing this but you're trying to have your cake and eat it to you you got three women right now you're bang in three different women wage a confidence you know what you're doing right down to keep one at bay and they get to

more then dump the other one get the legislative doing dump amidst phasing out phasing out but the new rule how did you get it you gotta be straight up honest with them you dont unless you actually feel fails you feel no feelings you don't don't keep coming back fuck em unless you know you got that fifteen day you fuck em on the second you come on the seventeenth then you are in the march then banger unlike the eleventh hour right and even then they can't catch freelance doing that but before you know it you know that like fourteen fifteen days of the year taken up boy you where you got to bank somebody this is such a thing oh this is really should be i opening to women that i'm actually saying this is really is really for that i am speaking this out loud

he says in a perfect world i'll take all of them out at once and have the force and i've been chasing after my entire life but we don't always get what we want any advice from the lovely knew would be much appreciated as well loved the podcast go fuck yourself yes

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