Hey, what's goin on everybody! Welcome to another one episode of Bee Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast, I am just checking on you. You probably wondering what hey man, And like it's usually audio only, why are you sitting here with your Skyblue background, because I have a very special guest honoured to have the amount singly, talented Wolfgang Van Helen on the podcast what's goin on man? Let's go around, the rivalry misses the trip, do that's you city in lieu. Arguably probably the coolest room. I've ever seen. You think it's not enough that you got drums The guitar than those that a Marshall Stack, he also got the red lighting. May you got blue gone on it's a hell of a setup over their electorate. Nice and you decided to fly into the sky. For me, that's the way you know it was, as our usual uses, stupid black background. That, for some reason, has these dandruff me

Ex wanted it, but then I also wore a black short and we were trying to figure out. Do it and was gone open up your shirt more, which its way that, unlike blindingly white, a kind of look like a year. Yeah sign with my wife. In the end, the black shirt so anyway, Ah I Tell you what it is an honour. It is taboo in his pocket I saw you in two thousand seven at the staple centre. And I totally checked out your system. Using show I remember what I am from that show was forever. I always I'm drunk. I always one live, Alex played was it means streets if he played them.

Hi hat with one hand or two I got a buddy of mine claims. The studio version was one hand, I'm like how how could you play it that fast, I'm I'm pretty sure the studios one hand like every now and then I think it's just depending on how his hands feel does he do either way, but I think, on the on unfair warning: it's with one hand the mystery solved, could guess what dude I went to the because I was drunk it back then some in the bathroom star- and I have been at that dinner- there- and I was the least I go like us- they take like a five minute piss some guy who's washers here goes. Oh no like mine, and I felt like an asshole, but so anyway it's you answered my drum greek question, which I was gonna save into the end, but we are here to talk about way. Your new album, that's out, that's out sign up to that is, is gonna become an out. Now. Let me let me just read this:

there are scrub. You ban, mammoth. Ok, mammoth is set to release self title debut album on June, eleventh day after my birthday, via Ex One records now available for pre order on found dot e, slash, mammoth, W p h and do I gotta tell you, man. The tracks that I heard so far absolutely killer. You have your own, sound it completely, not what I expected and then I was reading me the whole release on it that you played all the instruments, in saying every note on it. It by the way did your voice is ridiculous. Thus you, when you get up into those higher registered, you make me little emotional man, you're you're, incredible singer, so I gotta ass. Was it with you,

parents, was their music on both sides, not really it was kind of mostly on on my dad site. That's him as he could. I always sit neck is usually you know like if somebody. That's what I was compared like Michael Jordan, kids. They like well how come Michael Childhoods, kids. Never! added to the NBA its equal because he he's half Michael life. It's like drugs, sediments step down like a bread with the wife. Spell, instead of being six hundred and sixty two he's only now he's only like five, ten five hundred and eleven, you can't go to his left in opposites attract. So I figured maybe married some clumsy woman and that's what happened, but I was so two blown away with. First of all that the first one that came out was a distance yeah. I'm sorry, my! I got my shit all over the place here.

Wherever we don't worry about it? I think we ve you been on this package for like twenty minutes watch, trying to click links to songs that I couldn't get to open and everybody else could list and then all of a sudden I was coming up. It's like do you have a password like what is the password is just like how come nobody else has to give out a password. So I want to make sure I get the name of the second songwriter Europe Now, that's the one when I first listened to it. I thought it was in an odd time of the does the phrasing on guitar and I had to listen to it for half a second and I just had to snap to the snare and like this isn't for little bit of time What kind of vibe joy? So how does one person for

how the hell did you learn how to play all of those instruments that well. Thank you most people would Most most people immediately go like all. While he had a good teacher and that's not true, my dad was a terrible teacher. I, as a Greek, I have a great drum teacher and I suck I know I know I know there is neither body, ok, so Howard, I would he go about money

one of the main things my dad Tommy for drums, which is the first thing I learned was he he put a couple magazines on a table and with one he made me do like eighth notes and the other one. Do you a snare right like if you do your foot in between the beat that the snares doing it? That's like me, you can be in place. I would help right now right as soon as you realize I could do it. He was like flock yes and you gotta be drunk it for my birthday and then I played to Van Heel and best of volume, one and animal state by point. Eighty two, until I could figure out how to how to be here- and I just kind of took it from there it. So it's almost like my dad, you skin,

He won't nudge with everything, but then I kind of figured opening out as I went on yet goes. I got two kids now and my daughter actually when she wants to she's only like for you know, when did you start? Nine tarnish. Ok got our job in the gun because out there was one of the question. I was going to ask you like how do I expose my kids to music without forcing my foot Build Rock star dream on them and you never forced in on me. It was kind of like he could see that if I was listening to a song, I could talk to the beat properly. He was like. Ok, he's he's got it, you know better was until I was nine or ten. Ok, so I am jumping the gun question once she's all about her scooter abounds bike I'll, be ok. You want to go and get Geiger, though some proof thing in the garage you wanna go in the garage and play drums and sees just like me now. I don't think I want to say.

When you're doing all this stuff yourself, like. Like what? What is your main instrument, because you kind of you to rip on everything I started on drums, I'd like to the even though I ve ever played technically and banned lives on the drums, I'd like to think that it's my main instrument who know your biggest influences on drums, obviously out the amount I, but you know everyone but firm. Like John Bonham, Danny, very Gavin, Harrison and Drummer four year, forty billion tree a drummer, I went through a hole phase with him, you have got their cool set up is get the three racks and the two horse and all the stuff in those little symbol accents he has as the kind of drummers were. It's like you can't even contain. There are some this on city, like even better life. There are some pressure, so have you ever written a song? Will you came up with like the drunk on anything on this album? Will you just come up with like a killer groove annually

I got a record this and then I got em. It has always seemed like everything is either starts on piano or then I ordered it. It's it's. It goes its or to get our riff, yet I never hear somebody like. Oh, oh you, those guy, just plain a killer drumbeat. I heard a wholesome, usually it for me, I'm just like noodles around a might use to Qatar and then it's like. Oh, this is cool, and then I go upstairs and dawn the logic and Thailand. Some sounds come up like a scratch, drum track and and record a little thing, and then I just wanna listen to that over Over again, until I figure out where I wanted to go now, is that, like a thing, do you were when you come up with something, because I find this would like writing like I'll write, something like a script and- I do this is hilarious. I'm gonna sell this. This is gonna, be the shit and then I get busy and I can't and I read it and it's like somebody else, wrote it am I. What is this shit? I don't even know what the river Gus

like raise. You read it like it's all freshen. You had the rhythm of how everything goes and then it's like somebody gave it to you. I can't I can't hear them though, the writers voice any more like this subject, it was going to send this out to somebody. Is writing a song anywhere like that ocean super similar? I think sometimes you just you have an idea you like, and then you come back to me like that's, that's fucking terrible, but I think a big thing is that, like sometimes, if you're writing something and you get stuck, you can't push it like. There are a handful of times on the album, where I just couldn't figure out the right lyrics for like a chorus or something after an hour or two of trying. I just had gave up and was like I'll come back to it later and more often than not. I come back to it and figure it out right away. Right or you here, you got guns driving down the street near like only bigger heading and offers a lot how long it now? How that cause? That's a very mature point to get to somebody.

Creating like how long did it take you to get, When you were younger, would you just sit in like just lose a weekend trying to come up with two yeah eyes? It took a really long time I mean I'd. I started writing for this. Album that's gonna come out in June, when I got off the second Van Helen tour. I was part of so in twenty thirteen. So I'll it's like now is that, due to like you know where you're busy your personal life for a lot of different things. You know I was just it was taking me awhile to figure out who I wanted to be as my own artist, and then there was the the Van Halen tour in twenty fifteen, and then I really slow down around sixteen up until now, because. Everything that happened with my dad right now, what was it like is far is like are Cosette as we all know, anybody who ever anybody Then, on the internet, it's not the nicest his it is theirs.

What is the good? I am so sick of them just building up Joe six pack, it's like. Are you reading? What just six back is. Writing. I mean that some lay. There was a little these people. The public I really be taken down, and not it's like believe me. It's happening I gotta yeah. I got a documentary, then I helped produce, with all things comedy comedy Central Monte, Carlo about Patrice O Neil So I'd all I did was just say it was coming out and like an asshole I got you know, Allow me to check on the comments Mama several more positive, but you know those are the ones it sticks. Were you in some ass? all wrote like idly. You watch. A trail is a guy. I feel I have already seen this before you know over goes deeper However, while I seen it's like now,

We did a superficial one. We try to make. It is cheesy possible sector. You are already shitting on it before you haven't studying it will that's it. I got that all the time I mean just all the time have been dealing with that shit, like even recently Somebody commented on one of the four second teaser, as I posted was like sounds like everything else, Oh well, you can really judge a whole held by force are allowed to go on in the two men. You don't want your money, I think, but it turns into a game. For most people are always like. When are you interact with with the shit people? Yes message me in there like him into their debts. You know when you feed it. You know it comes back to buy in an old, comes back stronger and it's like I've been

here for a while and it has not gone away. So I'm gonna entertain myself and make jokes about it, pointed out and shit like that, like it it's it's almost like a puzzle like remember a couple years ago, when my favorite troll moments was like it was a picture. My dad nigh we're at six flags we're flippant off the camera, and it was just maybe it was his birthday or some. Posted somebody was like yeah, except one is the fuckin legend in the other ones, just don't ok, backup musician. I quote my said: hey My dad is more than just an ok backup musician. It's it's like a lot. To try and figure out how to make make yourself laugh out of her aside. I do you know how many times I ve started to respond at my fingers, quivering Gettin Raby had said I, you know, I just walk away others,

many times arrive. Persons of their own like now may have been a mistake, but will deal that's a problem for future will be here. What I think you know. I've always wondered how people like you know I watched like like Jason bottom. You know I'm old man, so I remember when he came out with his bow. And bottom way back in the day, and it was just like, I remember reading the articles and he was like into Steward Copeland and all these guys a lot of these guys that hit after his dad had passed, and everyone wanted him. There was sort of trying to steer him into this thing. You know hey just go. Do what you know what your dad did so

Oh, I am, may I am familiar with yeah like did you have to talk to anybody? Could you have a really chill cool vibe? So I, like I, don't love you just actually like that like? How do you not let em I mean, this new nobody loves failure more that someone has never achieve something, sir they just like they're, almost like please fuck this up, please fires up, I mean I just I've dealt with it. For so I mean I mean, I was a joint van healing in in two thousand six right, so I think that's about thirteen plus issuers of being in in that limelight of that fund.

One spot of people say: let's take our day out on both back out of in point. I just like that. I guess the the calices builds up and you and you get ready to kind of like bounce it often and make a couple jokes about it, but I am United Stipe. I went to therapy for a couple years and you just kind of you get the tools you need to kind of laugh should off. I mean that's, not the entire reason why I have fun with comments and stuff, but. There's more perdiccas. I've seen you make a few comments. It's like, I think, the self deprecating we probably should be like green from the playbook here on this path. I do know that reminds me of. Is people have guns in their house? And then they go on the radio. Like you know, I got shot gun right over the kitchen door. I got two bites. I guess great body. Let him know what he needs to bring and where does it not only to bring a gun? I just gotta get to that shock and above the fucking door before he does.

So when you were going through this whole thing, they there must have been a point where you were going like I'm. I ever gonna get this this damn thing done. Yeah I mean that there are so many moments that it was kind of like I was in my own way like it took me a really long time to figure out how to how to write lyrics, and that was a big hold it for me, like the music came pretty quickly, but by the time it was time to record lyrics. It was like. I only had had a couple songs done that I was really happy with, and my producers like we're not ready like we finished, recording these five songs and we have a bunch laughed, but it's like we don't. We don't have it yet so bright and since my producers schedule so busy there, a handful of moments recite alright,

I got time and it's like. I don't have the way. Accept. Ok, I'll see you in a couple months right and there is no maybe a year and a half of that time. That kind of just like did nothing and then by the well wait. What would it be like that, failing when he would say all right, I'll see that a couple months AEGIS like yeah, I was just like, fuck? Although there was one time where we were ready to go and I was going to fly to him and in our Lando and her king Irma FUCK that shit up for me so was, I was finally readiness, a timid, fuckin clouds. Right. There is now did you during this whole process, but like seven years, for this whole thing to get gallery due to took me like twenty years to get through cross, don't be yourself up, This was my God, that's what I like it. I didn't I I guess I can promise you. I beg you. The college and then a little bit of law school

maybe a euro med school with seven years, but like is there any. It was They taught with what was the reason that you decided to do it all yourself and not go out and addition abandon. I wanted to see. If I could I and it's funny speaking a shitty comments. I got. One comment rose like, of course, he's too selfish, and why not let other people play It's like what a weird way to flip that around its greatest gonna fuck, it anything urgent issues I just wish. I could get to a place where I could just realized. That's that person's check it s. Not the may do If I was a fish, I would be dead. The first day

first hook I saw I would add. That would be it. I fuck like like nobody takes the bait like me and I progressed off of social media. To then I take my its that's it I mean as far as I How come I just talk about sports in bullshit or whatever cause? I mean you can't even just say something uninformed now. Something uninformed now is just like people act like something racist. I told you I said I would like now I just I don't I'm saying that wasn't right, I thought it was when I announced Gonna be on Kimmel Fuckin. Went on brigade head up was like there is one point like all of you and I'm super excited than other person was like men, why people have said about this in the next come. It was all caps, Jimmy camels, pedophile flake I don't know what that has to do with me. Unless you know trying to promote my revenge on tell him

Can I got the pedophile ring by the way I keep moving up, and I just never seen. I don't know the leader, whereas the other mountains, a coke and all of that I'd. What I see is just by looking at a working eighteen hour days missing their kids growing up. That's the love of show business that I've always been, but it up, I guess, is creeps everywhere. Butter, Twenty is those same. People probably will go to a goaded, fuckin church and if you're my church, it's the site, they they did that stuff. It's just but I do know that the amount of bomb be frustrating back and forth of that. I'm trying to learn to let go but when this one this album comes out June, eleventh the my birthday which I figured you know that was for you to the two, but I'm an open for part with wine, making another dry ass cake for myself

No, I made a birthday may always make sure I make a birthday cake, but my daughter this year, I have a son, someone make sure every year that I do that with them in or just try new were, you know, do the right thing, so I was a little sick. She brought a cold home, so we all to get tested to make sure it wasn't cold, but it wasn't cold in there. When I went to make a birthday cake, it says keeping in for thirty to thirty five minutes. My store was a little moody like sometimes feels like some summits. It wants to play some night. It doesn't right, Sunlight father. And this I was six hours just like I am taken out of thirty two and a half minutes. I didn't check and I didn't do it tastes test and then my relatives came over me all aid. These silence. I bet it both just like this sucks in everybody's. Everywhere you young people, I trust, is good for no one ever raised voices go up into full.

You got it was this house, it's like you want to go, and I was just like I'm not gonna ruin my daughter's birthday by pouting that the cake that I made This is not about you bill, so I didn't say, and so the next day I apologized about the cake ever But he said now I don't know what you're talking about you're too hard on yourself, you're you're you're over critical. It was fine and then guess what happened. The flock and cakes sat there and nobody else took another slice. Then I just get it because I don't want a wasted. This is my shit our aid it and my wife would be gone. What do you do? I beg of socks and she got so. Why you eating it is just empty calories, I'm a real war torn out. So I end up yelling at my wife, because I made a bad kick it's fucking. It's ridiculous so. So anyway. So now you made this thing yourself, fucking crushed it, but- and I saw the press release

you're gonna, have by did you weren't? You know you're gonna get a band together, obviously, go out. You gonna do with Jimmy Camel one. When its job Jimmy Kimmel in and good morning, American, the whole press tore going down. Well if this, if this is Thursday, Then you know what I'm saying is we Thursday next week, yeah and then in future man you're having Kimmel will have happened. A week ago I I compliment you on flushing it on Kimmel. Good morning? America is our fuck. The today show the competitors are document. Maybe we can edit, that is our aim, Do you ever have you ever done? One of those morning shows not like I did. I did the today show when distance came out and I talked to Carson Daily and you did you have to sing on it. No, I was not a nowhere near ready. It took me forever.

You're out how to get ready to sing does I've noticed like I've done you nice, do the European Anthony Show when they would have these amazing musicians come in. And they would always be like going like five man. I gonna sing at eight in the morning. I think Colbert has been its ironically in terms of my nervousness a lifesaver, because I'm not in the studio like ready to do it. It's all the zoom in stuff right and it would. And really showing what sort of like before you? What were to go do is show what sort of nerves it's just like my dad, my dad had crazy nerves. That's why he would shrink, isn't that funny now, like the best guys, I think the reason why did the best, because they still think they dare not good, That's very true, so he was a year is routine was here you have a couple of pops. What would you do I'll just be really nervous and deal with it somehow I what was it like? The first night.

You got you gotta step in four Michael Anthony Charlotte North Carolina, two thousand seven to something of the that denying sixty eight member, I think I see you sit back stage and you dislike. Obviously rehearse the songs a million times when, when it came to a two hour that night, we we were first everything to death like it became boring, and I enjoyed that because I could focus on another level on top of it like it was all. Automatic at that point now, when you say you guys rehearsed like until it was like, How long did you rehearse how many hours a day, seven days, a week ago, now get together every day, Monday to Friday, maybe even Saturday couple hours fibre, five hours a day, maybe just run through the settlers twice or three times see, basically are playing the concert.

This holy shit. And how long did you do that before we started feel like you? A lock and in you as set out you suddenly, you felt like yeah I'm a part of this, rather than for the very murder was that was kind of in two thousand five. Before there is ever even any plants like Alan DAB reduced in the studio, for there is ever even any plants like Ireland averages in the studio jamming, I picked up a base, one time and then restart jamming and it was like Alice is kind of fun, and then I went home and I made a list. It still hanging up the studio. I made a vast Ben

when Trio jams list with Hagar songs, rob songs, just whatever just different than violence on anything outside of the Van Helen World just stood out. I was just the songs and we just the I came by learn them. That night came back and we just started playing them, and it was maybe a month or two or a couple months for something where we realise like hey. This is pretty fuckin cool and I we all do it, I'm confused were you from the beginning in the ban or you just started jam and another for fun. You know because at that point I I don't know all the details on. How do you propose to do? I don't give a shit

it yeah. I love everybody that spending that ban and I just wanted to really get home. I wasn't like as a great fuckin guy and I can't tell you what happened between my dad and him. All I can say is that it's like he was kind of over here and my dad was kind of over here and honestly, I don't blame him cause my dad was. He was going through really rough time during those times. I can understand why MIKE Tonight- and I guess dad took that as Well- go fuck! You all I'll, just be gentle with my Son over Europe and that's when he got sober and and then it was kind of like. Me being around. Was that thing that kept him to be not his nervous right? That's not! The man I never eat because he had such a relaxed. Zero was all eyes. The you. I always felt like that. Add was so misunderstood as a player like my I came with anyone else

the eight someone I really started becoming like aware of you know, once I got out of the records my parents bought me like single, with Miss Miller and the gang and Lawrence Wealth Winchester Cathedral, once I got out of that, I think I'd like Aerosmith greatest hits was the first one cuz. I heard walk this way and I thought it was a cool song cuz, it's even singing so fast, at least. What's goose considered fast back, then Then I got into all metal in that type of stuff and like looking back like, I just felt they misinterpret figured because they didn't have his talent. They just sort of interpreted as here's. A solo plays many notes ass. You possibly can it just like you know a tab. Nobody was like. Saying I think, there's a little bit of that. I feel like when I watch a lot a drum videos now, like these kids can ways.

Can blaze, but every time they are playing a groove in it our great and then they go to do like us. Bill. Everything sounds like thirty second notes is I got attacked I don't want to bash just like what you can. I show off in this one area already body we gotta read a sponsor. Here I write everybody, its Roman, you know tat. About erect out. This function is an easy. Usually we just brush off aid and whatever it had too much whiskey, Our blame myself saying things like. I just lost my my mojo. You I had too much cognac, We avoided all together with his excuses, like I had a long day at work or sorry, honey, I'm just not feeling it but waited. Why can't you say that maybe that's true not allowed to have a long day at work. You know

He one lay there lay me we gotta go to work, so I can second job. Sorry. But with Roman, it's easy to talk about with a real healthcare professional who can prescribe real medication. It's simple, safe it totally discreet. Yet If you take as work and you just gotta go in, you look, I'm right the eye no action on this. You don't write. You call him up, I, with roman

can get a free online evaluation evaluation and ongoing care for erect l dysfunction off from the comfort and privacy of your own home. Healthcare professionals will work with you to find the best treatment plant if medicine is appropriate, Roman will ship it to you with free to day shipping. The whole process is straightforward, simple and discreet. Getting started is simple: just go to roman dot com, slash per incomplete, an on line visit erect out this function used to be tough. To tackle Moya communities. Attack of extended up straight get your arms. If it were approved. Sorry, I'm immature go fuck yourself. If approved, you'll get fifteen dollars off your first order of YE d treatment. That's get roman dot com, slash per

get Roman are all Emma n dot com, slash Bur, be U r r one guy took us. Is this and this one, that I follow where they just always read it. Sort of like this hub of awesome, young drummers, The old men women every for me around the planet is just some incredible players, and this is one dude. I don't know what the deal is. They posted like every single day, and he does like this ridiculous, independent Polly Rhythmic Shit, what it all. It's just always. I want to want to do what it sounds like Maybe that's Steve Corral thing were lie. A liar Jim Carry was making of talk, oh yeah, like you, can finally put him doing that

over the drum sallow any within ETA would be inward mansion. Yes, so I was one it'd did what I like about the songs that I heard was the air in this space in it. You know I just like is. Is that something that just like you said you said, you said that you dead wasn't a good teacher which is kind of funny to me. While I dislike blue eyes, you know how I You know, like Einstein, couldn't eyes on shoes and shit like use right was on good right. Dad would just be like through this week and I'd be like fuck you. I can't do that. Your daddy Helen, because you do it slower. He proceeds to be eighty van here in front of you. I asked him how to how to play something. It's like, ok, well, there's a big line between beginner, twelve gold wolpe ask how to play something and fucking anyone here.

What am I, what age really which who, like my dad's gonna, go to Qatar walk around the house leg, strong. I never really realised a moment if I'd been. You know my my mom took me to show, since I was like three their videos of me, like Runnin, upon stage justice Random three year old and probably piss off the audience. Can who the fuck is this kid? I want to see more guitar better, but what did they this? Is it damn? It has noted them questionable but they do for hearing protection, because I ain't that this ear he thought he had got the like the big cans or are you just can't carry a leaf blower, exactly things right? suggesting I can ask one more Alex drunk. Question. No five slower than many is a plus. We can of course go. Did he play Ludwig in pasty, symbol

because he was in the bottom. Even though we didn't sound like him, he had his own sound or cause. I know started playing before me way started there, pretty much started when they were kids in the late fifties, early sixties, they started playing together. Salazar splendid come out till sixty eight, and I know it Ludwig was the Cadillac drums, but is sort of zeal. It seemed like european guys would get the pasty stuff in american drummers would have the zilch and stuff and when he came out, I remember looking at his drum kit thinking he was gonna, be a bottom guy. And then he sounded nothing like him. Which I thought was a major major accomplishment. Absolutely the giant foot Miranda. Oh, I think I do

she's one of the most underrated drummers of all time. It's just simply because everyone was so watching your dad at so I just look over here for a second you'll see how fucking great to see how Mays, He don't even like this simple stuff like polar songs, the creativity that he had in at the finish, what It started also of that offbeat stuff and every whenever I try to air drawn toward. I always think it's gonna be snare and then its kick then I lose where one is and then he comes out and his dislike, or even like that. I got pop song like jump like his like when they go in and of course, like his like symbols and lighted, the feels that he doesn't know Belle thing like I was trying to my arms are getting crossed up like how to Hell. Is he do that? Support is tricky, like you think job you think of Japan's, like all simple pops operates, got some. Some left turns in it for sure and then a little double base lick.

It's the end, which have never been able to figure that out at last one hot for teacher. Does he played at Intra with his feet? Was that with four times, I'm pretty sure it's four times it was, you know, steer what is it that the road O Tom's or whatever the Right electric Kilgour for their illegal export, Tom's that he played on Nigeria, for I think at least the way I would always do it is, and I think it's ok, indicator in your listing, took as a kind of starts off with his hands doing the area that fail. He does in what he goes up. The tongs Odin didn T have to sit on my gas. That makes my hair stand up on my onto this day. I've just been My big success today, as I drove my daughter to school today, and she said thirty, eight special

she goes AC daisy. What does that mean? Because he thinks it spells something, and then she goes dad that those points back in black sheep score now. She said something these guys. This music is crap, here's your brains, his scrolling squeeze screaming here. Yes as I always escargot, but do you like it? She goes yeah So my guy. This is really cool, because my wife is that she grew up on, like you know they pop in new jack, swaying and all at JANET Jackson stuff. So I feel like when she goes to school. It's like two different. It rightly different, dj, so whatever its money, because my dad nice bandwidth, we founded over overpowered bigtime like our I now it seems like every musician like that's there, that's their favorite one I got if it was. My favorite is alive. It's kind of changes.

But you know what might my big thing is over the last four years ago? I think the power rage album is of the Brian Johnson era. I used to say flick of the switch. But now I actually think for those about Iraq is one of my favorite sounding, I sense a clean bill. Ride on c o d area is just like in an insane, so So I saw this thing like I sort of like mainly play. But I messed around a guitar something easy. Like thirty, eight special hold on loosely I saw the guitars talking about how we will listen to you that car saw. Was I don't mind you stand in here. That is so the guitar. It's all like eight notes, so he was playing around with that and then came up. Down, and then he just saw him yet now that's an approach, and then I hear other people like I just

woke up, and I just heard this thing is songwriting, because I would like a futile We, like you, you're, going to jail. If you can write a song like, I just thought, I'd, just gimmick calling out for sure if you put a gun to my head and delightful gimme. Second article through these ideas I have on on my voice mammals and maybe that this one I ll be good. I don't know, but there's a funny thing. There's a third song on the item I think is called if any in that was the demo title, because it But an hour in the title, just kind of stock. So do you do. You just noodle around or you'll like here you watching tv on acoustic guitar sometime and some heads like I'll fuck em. You pull your phone out there. Absent, mindedly playing and then something like catch us. That's amazing man! I cried, I feel like positions and songwriting it's like wizardry like doing I do you see somebody do some stupid and NGO Heresy

I do I what the fuck's up with it's pretty good basic. And not a moment right behind like instruments and should you gotta stand up there in second, just womb with words, that's terrifying am I lie to. You is It is, but it is not, as terrifying is of a few other things, this a few that some other things that I've done, that our little scarier. There that, but I don't know- I don't want to my own horn, but I I got a pilot- licence the other day. I finally saw this helicopter and you got. You got a second. I had to set it down the a appeared which lost gigantic. When you can at it, but then, when you're coming into it and there's like a four wheeler attached to it and all you think it is before we look, don't it boiling what don't think about it? they get it like that Cyprus, ship and it's it's like we're doing stand up

having to be like that's David Letterman over there, and I want to completely ignore that little. I can focus and not forget my act and you learn like those comport compartments I'd, say you compartmentalize I'm kind of into were like people haven't breakthroughs. Because I'm really trying to cause like I'll be honest with you do like that that video yeah, but you know with your dad and everything else I Jesus Christ, he wasn't even better dad than he was a guitarist and it's like like. I want to be like that. So when you are having problems with some like coming up with like lyrics and stuff, I would, I would have to think, like that's like where I can. I can hide behind comedy

and the guy you know me, I don't give a fuck, you know, so I don't. I keep everybody like that. How, like you guys really like I could imagine being in a band and they take their with the riff and you're the lead singer whatever, and you get in in its sounding, like a love song, and then you gotta go up the MIKE it's what signal about some chick, you love and you like, I would be afraid to look at any by they re like the kind of ship Oh yeah, we're gonna sing about harrowing way. You know you're talking about that's the first time ever really felt like us, because the Van Helen, you know I'm just in the background plain back, but with vast. It's like this is my wife and then in my heart. I liked, by put into into this, and so it's like when people go like this book and socks, it's like, I heard some of it more than than than it did before, because you're saying

yeah, but he deal without its a killer record man fuck those people I swear to God, then we ought to reality is if you really do the math. It's not that many people that do that shit. It's always say because there were so many people at least early on that were convinced. I wasn't even playing, and it was just like my dad put me up there and it was when it first that hurt, but that it is better to leave us wait. A second there weren't, very, very big, Michael Anthony, was sitting in the corner on punishment, backstage whatever it's their bare agenda, but I took it as a compliment eventually, because that means it sound so good that they can't imagine that it's not tracks side, but he would always says like was involved whenever, whenever the autumn comes out. If, if those fuckin people don't get it, they never will end, and I was stuck with me. Words like this is like fully me

So it's like I if I've been if by, if I've been posting on a lie these last thirteen years, I don't think I can hide it from much longer cell or something else I want to ask is what based players so who influenced you like, whose, like your top. Bass player that, as far as like just Chancellor from tool is while him, unless Claypole are, are probably super different based players right. But then you got you know like Tony Levin. You know He's so many people, but I don't I don't know Tony you, I'm an old guy. Who is your Gabriel now ok, I should have known that one he's a fucking, incredible base player and he's done so just like him up.

Some. Can you just figures shit out, because I would have to go on like Youtube and watch somebody porn stuff, buyer. I showed on that, as I feel like you just like illiterate. If you go the other way right, we ve We ve talked about music a lot here. So what worry? What are you? What are any other interest? You have you a sports guide. You watch the Superbowl. They Jaipur Canada Bay, like me, I did not I, my mom would be the one to talk to buy back, she's a fucking rabbit, saints Van and an ocean as she found new ones. Now she isn't she she where she lived in Shreveport and since they were technically in Louisiana. Ah, she began to refer the saints because everybody route for the cowboys there, so my uncle Patrick and her would then then became diehard saints fence. In what year did they become diehard? Saint fence? I dont know along.

Seven, so she that's legit because once drew breeze got there and who she's legit away before drew so what how nuts did she go?. When they want in two thousand nine that dude picked it off. Pics six took it to the house is growing up growing up, I hated football. Because every Sunday it would be the loudest day in the house, because my mom is a very bad, so I'm getting a larry, so fucking loud. It's crazy Ngos, your dad into football honour. I don't give a shit, he was kindly tackle. Lights were she's over this screaming at the tv passer affair it, she does, though you over there, you know workin on the next irruption health at work of reacting. She can do that that, like under the tongue, finger whistle thing little fucking kill you, you know

You got a couple of kids. You learn how to at. As some point I just got you just get it you gonna, get like that. You gonna have the dead man. At my dead at a snap was the loudest. Thank God. It was like. There was river after this thing, a customer who was also we will go to church every Sunday and inevitably we would be the start. Fucking around or or get into a fight or something, and it always thinking that we are keeping the decimal level low enough worried and here it and then at one point it would just be Sidney like this in any way, just stick his hand out and just bash right and then we're onto psyched our ship, this car right, homeless, gonna, suck, I will let me make sure that I did the whole the hope. The proper promo of this measure June eleventh right

That's not the fucking thing. I wanted Andrew what? What am I just? Gonna learn to print things out. Steady, haven't all these windows and some you can do your swipe with your and all the Senate. All comes back I'll area. This is everything, to about it like this thirteen tracks on this thing,. The point when you were doing this album when you got like seven years in will you just like? Is this my chinese democracy like

my going insane and here should join. I just that joke. I heard that the chinese democracy may write, but are a lot that yeah there. I recorded way more ideas that warrant a hundred percent finished for it, so it was really tough to figure out. What did I do? What I wanted and on the other, but after did I made like a hundred playlists my uncle Patrick and I were like listening for the flow and like Song that went into each other, it took us forever, but we finally reached the current out messages and unruly. I don't think I've ever worked hard on anything. I ever thing where I just like my shit time. Unlike her manager, I dont nuts over, like I'm a perfectionist with this case. It's the hardest, have work and worked on anything. Do you.

Think your next one will come quicker or a quarter where, as I know, the next one. Do you think you like say you go out on tour right? I'd, say this coveting ants right And we can all leave the house, you go out on tour. You got me in your opening. Remember I was, our before asking that's one of the worst gigs ever when the worst example opening forbad it's like became a bull music before the guy. We wanted to see well aware of the subdued talk yeah. Well, the thing is the thing that will save me as if, if it's in a small, a club? Like I e I used over four, why known a jug and she played big places, and you know every night it was just. Some nights, it went good than other nights. You know I was joking, but if you're serious, let's do it

If you look, if you wanna, do like like a hail, is just do. One live show well out there like before. I would absolutely, but yeah got there dressed like one of those old. You know with the local dj acquiescent who'd like pump up that naked, they were caught. The single, they're gonna. Do you re run guys you're at him? b c a year I open for the sea, why alone a jug and then one time I open for wings of the stone age, but I was at a small club, so it was really cool at us up and it was in they were nice Josh, the guys were nice enough to keep it lit some people shit on me. You know the whole aim is you bet you have do you have to like. You can see how it goes when its go until I like Nesta, like honeybee,

he's an they just they they got their things that he just chop heads off. You have to do that in that gig. It's like you just at this three people and their free people give you shit. There has to be three heads on the floor within two seconds of age, or else The whole thing is just going to turn in everybody's undertake their day out on you and so far I went in there. There was just one check. You know. Just runner YAP and those are the hardest once good. Looking checks, good looking, why chicks, there's this? Did its kryptonite there's no way Shut them up, no one has ever told them to shut up, and their life knows something metal pass them off. Was that inevitably say something metal pass them off. I don't they, they even hunger. They dont be just one of your. Their own voice. Well, if I go Like literally like, will you shut the fuck up your room?

the whole show and then the crowd cheers they think the applause is for them like that's, that's how pretty they are it's like they equivalent laws must be for me yeah. They can't. I am so good. Looking. I can't hear criticism and it's just like I kind of dealt with there. What's so funny is when someone really fuck it annoys me. I I never quite forget what they look like, like I just said My good colleague, egotism, chatters zone faces out. I have like the half dozen it was this and ass? All when I was in the old punch line. In in Atlanta, spoken jerk off While these deals with a stage was only like six inches high and he came to he was sitting in the front row he's one of these guys like he was like a problem.

Age now, but I would like, in my late thirty's any still had a button down. You know really tight and he had like those of the dead body still showing off the gun, still lifted so and any other stupid penny loafers with no socks, and he had his feet on the stage with his legs cross just suddenly ass. Yet I felt like I was performing his birthday party in his back yard, so I asked I say: making take you feed off to state sick. I is doing wouldn't do it so I kept shit on him and it just kept escalating and escalating. I might you know I'm a pretty aggregated back then I was I was a lunatic and it escalated to the point that he ended up getting kicked out, I'm the one who got kicked out. He stood really deliberately, unlike sort of made a half a step towards me and then went up on the stage when that was his last little passiveaggressive thing and I was standing there

I usually lean on the MIKE's than actually stand out. My and I had the might stand like this. You might have a nice based on it if I would have blown out my rotator cuff, but I was going to fucking I already had worked out was like I am going, I'm going to go mid body cuz, I don't want to get sued, I've. Just this need legalised and you're out in some portion of his body. Get this thing is metal. This is not wherever I hit on is going down. He's too fuckin old and in the wider like when I think of the exact club is no longer there, I guess I don't give a shit about it anymore. I'd! Let go of a lot of stuff. I'm gonna happy with dynamic you learn to laugh at our. I remember insane. Today. I think it was the other twenty told me. Twenty fifteenth or non answer the entirety of the show. It was kind of a lower stay, just kind of like. If you were bent a red rocks in Colorado, yeah each kind of Erlich Hollywood ball. You could replace shadows,

Bomb there I was doing the comedy works and the desire to bring it up. They brought caught comics out. There did like we went on After some animation, video and then there was abandoned, I was just was not what I wanted it to be bizarre anyway, and. Some guy throughout the entirety of the show he wasn't lying in. The six throw like I line with meat was flipping me off just like the whole, the whole fuckin time and in between every breaks I would go to my tat could be like haters it guy for them. He often it's really distracting and he's really route, and I just want to tell you that an he's like just ignore it knew now and then the next break out I started thinking just like. I don't ever want to be a death You know I like to be a nice, perhaps in a way way way way. How would you be the dick in that situation that Emmy to how long is that's the way my brain operates? Is that I didn't want to want people to think I was a deck, fraternal extra somebody out or something

What's the idea, the staff who have not the whole time so I after the second or third break, I went to my my tack and the security Guard reserves like hate. Is it ok to throw somebody out if they ve put me off inheriting the show? No fucking crazy he's in the six thro, his wearing a dream, dream feeder shirt he's Baldi, I didn't? I didn't I didn't see: stick it out like a sore thel, absolutely and the second to Security guard start walking down the aisle. You see him like wow and they didn't find in the first and only with Nigeria, At the gold chain is, unlike us, how many people aware of buck and dreamed that you're a t shirt. I ve never seen one of my life amber yeah and the mayor

Sleep sounds pretty one of my life and yeah, and then they eventually found him, and I think it's around your the end of the show, the Crown ice cream man or something and that as they're taking him out, he turns around one last book and I was on the side of the stage and he turned around. I was just like enjoy the parking you're right it was. It was worth it covers. What's the worst? Is that the worst hackler wherever they live? There are other scarier ones were like a handful of times. People shine Asia, a laser corner at me, and you don't know the fact that is so that that shit's really scary, but this guy, very some that takes me back to this fucking This is bullshit hero of Joe six back that the all

way to be the assholes if you're the guy on stage exactly in Sydney Guy Human Kind of a guy. With me up to strike me, you Sidney trying to give people a show. This is work. I don't come the Fuckin burger king, not the decks on your mail, yet I think I got classical stand up, come back. Did you get it? You have to say a gay bath how's it going now you might get sued by burger things like August, every eligible measures, I brought in their better than Mcdonald's people. You know you don't know, that's a gun like I hope not, but it's like there's been people killed on stage before and I can guarantee that old man's. That might be crazy enough to hate me so much that they want to kill me up terrify that ship in a right, but it's my job, so I gotta go.

There anyway just hope it doesn't happen and when people the urgent doing that in your situation and then also your dad is right there, besides a lot of people, I don't think through. You know their huge fans of my dad. They idolize him and bay and then the next minute they go tell his son, who is dealing with the loss of his parents, that he's a piece of shit and it's like there's a weird lapse of judgment in that whole process that I dont understand now I've say like like a musician signs of musicians who are great players, and it's just like tat. Hang it up you not as good as your dad and just like that, you mean it's daddy's dead back. I that's. That's a guy like why what you and what world it's really is like the internet are really fascinating.

Place where you can kind of see that a lot of people just never grow up but you know when you're a little kid in some ways. Just like I don't like your face, you don't just you just don't know not to be that that's the internet for sure yeah I feel like they go back to like outdoor recess, when you will like and for a second There are great when you will really your meanest when you didn't understand. Words effect what you knew enough in the english language to really go for it, I'm just I don't know. I think, because It's a combination of where the narrative is then it's also money, so I feel like an inn operations have really given the rainbow a handful of assholes all of this power. The light tat night offended me it's you know for some reason, they can't just be happy making nine hundred ninety nine million dollars.

This they gotta get that one more dollar to make a billion. So it's like, I was just going to flush exactly this friggin artist. So I, lastly, here before we yum. Before we wind up, so I want to say it's all great to meet you suppose I really of what I have heard so far. The album is like I mean that's that people listening how I ended up getting in touch with you was I heard I heard that I've got my fuckin married. What was that that could song. Then I heard that I do not want to hear about your to blame re yet you're to blame. I heard that I was like what the five maybe wanna go play drums so that's it also. Maybe fantasize. That's not a big thing with me when I arrived on the street: The music, whatever the coolest instrument of singing I'm in, I am that person doing it Front of everybody I know they're all like well.

Didn't know you had this town, it's embarrassing, but that's what I do so I somewhere I reached out to you just said: do that that sounds killer, and that's like this really came like this. This was like a hey. You got this amount of followers. We interview this guy. I am a legit fans I am hoping to see you in your band lived. I hope this. This album gets what it deserves. And die The last thing I wanted to ask you how optimistic I make everybody be a code. Bid. Whether man here I'll opt in

Stick are you that may be towards the end of the year enough people get the vaccine that it works. I would really help Solomon and inject me with those nano bots. Now I am going into their gimme. Let bill gates know where the fuck I am. I want to get out. Well, I'm due to get it in March. So if you notice a little change in my podcast now you're a youngster c program, I've gotta get its or may a Jew, but just use me as elaborate. You got it. I dont see anybody. I gotta know what. If I seem at peace with the world, then you should get nervous, but I'm still going up on people Hell's. Okay, we knew I now. Are dude, a man I'm so sorry a proud here that you got this thing done and I really but the world opens up. You can go out chick ass in a play. Some live shows because I think, I'm speaking for a lot of people, one of the biggest things I've missed during this has been like music. So thank God for unbelievably town to music.

It's like yourself! Good luck with your record and once again I really enjoyed your appearance on Cuba cannot comprehend. Why wouldn't I mean what's goin on its bill for and it's the Monday morning- plots ass for Monday February, eighteen, two thousand

Thirteen. And right off the bat and should be going like while this sounds a lot different than all the other once yes, it does There's a reason for that. The reason for it is because the handy reporter each for an hour by zoom, the zoom h for in hand. Rapporteur is a fucking diva. Hunters shit, fuck that reporter is non existent digital ass. I've had more, goddamn fucking problems This thing. For small. They give you fuckin memory card. We can report like just over a podcast service, Got the week I start the plot. Ass. If I forgot to erase the last one I have a problem, I know what you guys. I think it will be. One should buy a new fuckin memory card. Well, I'm an asshole. Ok,. Admittedly ominous all, but you know what I did you know I did people

guess we're off work and Billy red face. What the other day. Why I went to the wrong place first, but then they told me where to go, and then I went. I bought a fuckin memory card, some sixty fuckin for gig memory card. I stick it in this thinks fucking little block their turn it off. It says: do you want a format, the card? Why, Yes, I would handy Fuckin reporter h, foreign zoom douche right a childish, MRS Brenner. I need to be met and inanimate objects. As Joad arouses says, but I am So I put it in there and it says error. Can't you, but then I go on the internet, wasting more fucking time in my life, technology do spreads out there, who just think that stuff makes life easier. It doesn't it doesnt because its constantly fuckin breaking down, then I gotta go on the internet and I got a trying to figure out what they

What's going on, do you know shifting through all these disworship die. I found something and I followed it to the tea itself, says it's it's dead, there's a problem. So what do I have to do? I'm in New York City right now, by the way I'm gonna have to somehow get in touch Bobby Kelly and I'm in a flip. The fuck up. Screaming about tat. This is what happens to sell Bobby Kelly. Helps you a technology. I call him up. I immediately gonna ran about technology in the banking system. He said back and relax is probably has the phone like twenty from his ear? dont granting you know he'll just sit there be like I do what's a fragile, but what do we have fucking piece of shit fuck? If it did there is that piece of shit do actually I've had that thing, it's fucking great. I got a new one. It's fucking wireless

And there he taught me fucking through what shows me as I like to think that I'm just smart robber killing, but evidently I'm not here comes to me for help, but I thought That's because he sees afraid he's a the feelings that he has for me so anyway. I don't even auto, adjust these levels. I hope I'm not blow and are you fucking eardrums here Anyone know what's funny about all this was. I was gonna, make fun of this kid whose haven't you downloading. My special This is basically you now, fortunately, I've had a nice steady stream appeal. Downloading my special. I swear to God for every light. Fifteen. Seventy five people that downloaded successfully they'll be one person has a problem. I get right back to him. You know

usually that day, if not within two to three days, I get back to him ass soon, ass. I can we get a manoeuvring and they get the special aright. And I've actually learned a lot about myself. Reading some of these emails because the amount of people who immediately assume that they're getting fucked. Basically that fuck em, over which you know like I basic I announced that I have this special to download for five dollars and once I get your five dollars my game, is there really is no wake like. How could I realistically get away with that. Maybe for a week. Before all you guys talk to each other. Just like there's no, like he's just stealing five dollars from us, at which point I would become the biggest douche on the internet and no Come to my shows- and I would go back to sleeping on a futon, so why would

do that, but what cracks? As I understand the anger, as you could tell. I'm sure there's somebody out there who has a zoom h for heavy recorder and knows exactly do you know what to fucking buttons they hit and my whole world would be perfect I have to tell you: it is an unbelievably confusing fuckin device. This is: this has to be some pro level shit cause. They did not dumbing down for someone like myself so anyway, back to the young getting back the downloads. Okay, if you are having problems, okay, the link does work. Ok, admittedly, A couple times there has been a glitch on our end and we go out. We fix it immediately. You will get a link I'm not trying to fuck you over. If you first, if you

are just like all. It didn't work the first time and I don't feel like waiting. I want my five dollars back. I will I will absolutely refund your money. You're not gonna, get fucked. Ok, you're, not gonna, get fucked up. Eu money is going to get the specially gonna. Get you five dollars back so. I don't know, but I've actually learned a lot about myself watching people having meltdowns about these things. This one Wrote me today, because like my money back from my purchase of your special on January, twenty fifth, two thousand thirteen- I never had a chance to see the special and I deeply outraged by the horrible quality of your customer service. Please return. My Five dollars to my checking account immediately so much despite that I, MRS Guy, so I look up his email spoken hello. As I have already talked through the gates three times the initial link- and we said two more lakes and he hasn't been able to download it. Ok, I got back

every time, either that day or within twenty four hours and we asked for five dollars back and I gave it back to within. Like forty five minutes to him asking for I, then Europe sector do, but I wasn't horrible. Customer service Not you want to say it's a horrible late. You know that's what My customer service, Pat myself, on the back here, I think, is pretty fuckin good. I would say it's outstanding are a matter trash by other council now then send emails. I dare say it all right, sometimes It does take me like three days to get back to you, but you know I've run in a mom and pop operation. Here I gotta go Fucking EAST pumps like to do is show you know that day. Maybe I'm not looking at my emails, but I will get back to arrive at this. I hope they spent thousands of people. Thank God who download my special successful. So the link is fine. I I

the guy letter back, I told myself till we get back to you. Time of e mail, this and I just gave you five dollars back how's that horrible customer service- I don't know to tell you. What? What more am I supposed to do, fly to where you live instead, your computer with your God knows, I can't figure it out. Deeply outraged over five dollars, thank God, my special wasn't. Twenty bucks like I was a seller like a hard copy over this guy, probably hunt me don't shoot me. Speaking of shooting people, that fuckin cyborg her. Allegedly shot is woman through the fuckin bathroom door. Jesus Christ up what a Fuckin treaty story that is. You don't want, as I was sitting here today, slipping out about this Joam. Each for this is like the anti commercial for this thing each for

record if you're stupid, please do not by the same social end up. Like me, I'm really trying to were too rosy used to have this joke about him, slip out talk to somebody salmon said: hey, that's an inanimate objects, you're better than that, the Bob Bob I saw. For some reason. Last night I was slipping about seven out about my internet sucks in New York. Because I was so mad at the internet connection. I actually had the urge to grab my laptop but completely innocent bystander anxious Fuckin, like sort of way a combination of a frisbie discus. I want Throw it through my window, rather than using my brain setting down or maybe to solving the problem baby, just calling up and cancelling the wireless services and getting that little fucking. What he called the internet

still be, that you can stick into the side of your computer sea. Have internet everywhere, Bobby Kelly Shit I get internet everywhere. I stick to stick in What am I really a peace deal itself, fuckin wireless it as we sandwich yeah anyways. The fact was talking about. You know that guy actually, eight I made a maid bad move. The other day I ass. I call Bobby Kelly up and I told them I needed a new printer and you get a summit We cannot talk to a guy like on Bobby Kelly level of technology takers although my ship. Is from. Like you know three presidents ago, I don't by technology hours. Unlike new technology. Ok, I would be happy.

I was happy with my life was in the eighties and I didn't have a laptop or cell phone. I was fine, I don't want guys, but I was eating three times a day Over my head, you know. I had a carburetor. I know few rejection and I was five. My car, couldn't talk to me. I didn't GPS. I I add a map, so good old man, you, but my life was fine. When I say it like technologies for all the deuce, It's already firing off your email. Really. Would you like to go back to the cave? Where days you know what I'm saying passed a certain. This should hasn't been helping me. Ok,. Right up to cure, polio penicillin right there we should at least she just walked away from the black jack table. We should have left it Then all we would have had to have done is just dealt with the plan

relation problem in that you just keep in check. Ok, you get one of these mathematical fuckin? Nerds? God bless him and we just have a number that we will not go beyond An internet perfect world, nobody could join hands, we would all work together and there would be no countries but that's not the way it is. Because a sociopath power, hungry, sociopath and fucking religious psychopaths. Gave you can eliminate those two people, those two groups of people? You know people take the Hocus pocus shit to seriously and Those those fuckin those those people who do anything with fucking do any. You're, the only feeling they feel, is the Russia of putting forward somebody's neck. If you could just get rid of those two people asking,

so let us look at us on the internet with trash each other problems still would work, but whatever my utopia. I think we should attempt out. Somewhere around like gum I wanted the first Atari come out. You gotta have video games right. Asteroids was great and you guys what You get bored with it, but come up with a new asteroids, maybe the ship will be shared. Like a square Maybe the rocks were like Texaco: no rights were accidents, we just make their despair, the shape of the asteroids the asteroids to shape a dissertation new space ship shape. While we all would have an exciting, really know any better we didn't know. There was about a battlefield earth part for what the fuck is called. Have you video guys are doing there.

Everyone says what it was a Bobby tells me get the spoken. I call a body Kelly Bobby is like you know. When I go to Bob Bob Department or whatever it's like walking in mind, it's like walking like nine years into the future. But when Yankee Stadium first came out new, all arrogant going, we have two thousand and thirteen technology until now. Goodbye and when they said that she would it was the dumbest thing ever it's like! No, if you had, you have Two thousand nine technology. That is not. The available to a nerd like me, not a loser like. Until two thousand thirteen you really just sort of robbing it in my face. Or Yankee fancy they? Then they got technology problem. The future Jake.

You fucking Yankee Jersey, that you can't, but many more, anyways. What am I talking about here also Bobby bodies like nine years in the future. When we saw it gets me this. I get this fucking dead, it's fucking wireless day. Bobby has has to be wireless. You know Wednesday, I do I can drive and a tattoo- and I just take this up in its wired in my brain at EU level, has pointed out it. So I get this thing. Of course, this fuckin guy they say, I've, probably twenty times seventeen times, I've had a fuckin problem with it. Time. For no reason I wouldn't, I would hit print. It would go through the entire staff. Pay for that printing. Nothing.

Printing how about that? That's gonna be all right Finally, the last two pages, which is point a bunch of coal you know, I don't give a fuck just at some point in that five minute exercise rule how he hath fucking point what I'm trying to print never does it. So, I got caught Bobby. I bought this fucking predecessor did then. Secondly, this, what's just tell me what going too, proper use? Whatever click on the apple do marijuana thought forty five minutes. I My old friend. It had a wire. It was tethered to reality I'll get into my fuckin laptop, you know like that real shit

it's in the air man, I don't know. What's going on, I cant figure that should have so many ways. Talking about here. I wonder what am I really say. Why can't stuff be easy? Why can't software, but I really want, is for nothing to change, so I don't have the learn anything new. I think that's what I'm really trying to save you. I want to talk about New York City here and second, one side do a couple of advertisements with which we can get You know what I'm going to have precise benefit our legal zoom. Everybody are you waiting for the term starch agreed business. It's now legal zombie, official sponsor of national start. Your business month wants you to go

get your best started right. What are you setting up an l, L Llc, an escort so proprietorship or nonprofit legal? Some takes care of you from start to finish What service was developed by the best legal minds in the country and every business gets personalized detection? over. Ninety percent of labels and customers will recommend the service to their family you'll, be in good company he doesn't. Companies in the five hundred list was started through legal zone. Its national starts a businessman start your business right now, legal, some dot com because it does not allow for and provide self help services at your specific direction. In other words, when you haven't problems, get in touch with them, they got a legal staff that will help you through it anyway. But there's so much more now. Every LLC and incorporation package includes easy to use business accountant software to sixty nine dollar value for absolutely free. You sure to enter you are in a referral box at the check out start your business your family

Your assets, legal, soon, dark continent. So back in New York City right now I mean it went from absolute paradise as far as whether goes Population breathable air, thinkable water- I came down now actually fucking enjoy cold weather Such was it snowed like five days ago. First snouts, its views. So the newborn babies what you said when you go with second postponed, but you three four days later, You think you're doing eastern FUCK in Europe looks like a span and an eye, but I gotta be honest with you.

It's a pass the age of forty and you're still dealing with winters. I just But you know that there are options. You know what you know what the people of Western more funding? its way in all you get the four seasons Europe One and a half of whom are nice I like it? I, like the changes, seasons idea. What it's like to just fuckin just wait every day in the weather's arson. I know what he's going to kill. You gonna lose your edge itself. Fucked up these those people are, We are afraid that we're gonna lose our anger. You gonna lose Reggie, but be careful you, you might end up being happy, You know, enjoying your life. Easy now- personal got to allay the first animals out there when I hated it.

And this didn't seem right so hard to not to try and not enjoy it, but I did I play the Roma hockey today the Superbowl shorts and a teacher such is. The nineties opaque go fuck yourself, animals Rowlocks was, get down the boardwalk in a fairy back, but Footage of me doing that does surface. I would like to say that it was somehow photoshopped the record. I never had a very bad but because I didn't like him. I just thought I just I wanted pockets I just I dont like shit on me. You normally. I just I don't like it. Way, sweaty that wherever the fanny is then

pack is on the way back. That's gonna get all sweaty I'll fuckin like. I put the money in my myself keys, in my other sophistry, that guy anyway, someplace rather hockey the top of his fucking Finding the right It's me they readily t, come to watch. Fucking psycho gave we had where it was like zero zero and we will all such competitive, maniacs suspect Fourteen we almost miss the beginning at a suitable because we had to play into somebody. One maybe was one the one. You know when you don't have that official clock or any things whose the fuckin shit we will laugh and just go and, like my body was going loved airline sector. We're gonna watch the Superbowl habitats is everybody. Bacchus is freezing the pocket balls round here in the sun.

Ro Lafayette Topics, parking structure opens the jury, hasn't come up here, who's buying into their whole love. I'm losing my edge man, I'm not gonna, be body, but meanwhile Alessandro most difficult cities. I've ever had the living just as far as getting from point a to point b and also trying to keep your head die because son. It's a fun place when you work that's all. I could tell you not working, and yet, if you aren't there right now, just struggling definitely don't be afraid to have a hobby. Don't be afraid to have something that you can actually fucking look forward to. That will actually help you get somebody cycles out. There were twenty four seven gotta be about the business. You want a free cupcake. Would you like a swift, the skipper Turkestan recaptured husband Imagine

anyway, so back here in the european arena, I swear, I love New York Ride, just don't miss it. I always thought I would miss it, but I don't miss it. I woke up, you know if fucking got no what time this morning That is present day censure. Somersaults can spot the stereo like tea. Boys down one of those two bags That is why the music is my life musical. Ere I breathe something. Try Trying to make original whatever the fuck it is, bicycles music, I can play in this say stereo, because I don't know what the kids power to sway stereo from two floors down on hearing this gave the baseline of the ship are still missing, This is basically

A big house with, like you, know, seven hundred strangers. I guess smelly a fool. I gotta hear their arguments we ve got some sort of is always somebody. Some person who's been living there since, like the fuckin sixties, is paid three dollars a month and rent a walk. Poppy place. Italy's, making some sort of goulash The combination of that in the fuckin heat, or that they cannot just for some reason in its nine thousand degrees, accommodation that smell in that large and display the stereo. I just I don't fucking missing, then I got a walk out. Look dirty snow. Oh yeah, I remember this and then this when it's getting spring into Europe is beautiful, followed me, orchestrate summers pool for about two seconds before the committee becomes in others, the fuck rich cuts, slashed celebrities. They all go out to the happens to go fuck and Arafat balls and we got to sit here.

The goddamn subway and all off it's it's the worst, so fucking worst. So they have. This problem So let me open how much of sitting job as he says, is really no way to live. You know me, I said this before New York. It's for young people. You know up to about thirty five. Thirty six! You can have great pocket time. Those last four years is sliding into forty. Don't fight that feeling that says hey, why don't we get out of here? Live like a human being. You know The two want two erika you can visit it Drop it visited, go out to Jersey, got upstate New York, whatever the Fuckin Westchester it of a house in a driveway arise. Every time you smoke losses. If Europe is, if you're making your human deserve to live like one. Anyways

ploughing ahead here on the pot chest up to here. Choosing right along five minutes, I had a great weakness with its past, That's good opponent, o Brien Shelf, will have the link for that, Monday morning forecast page. On his way, when you get going to chimes in and once you get going to just let you go he's totally old school and if he thinks you're funny, he laughs it's It really is that all school because the style and get more and more comfortable doing knows. Handle things and I get a real kicked out of doors because.

It was a sort of star was that sort of a loss are amongst comedians just for the simple fact that we haven't gotten the opportunities to doing where The day, I guess there was less opportunities, maybe it balances out the back of a day, Johnny Carson. You know we had to go to, he would have farm Exxon and then they weren't, promoting anything. You just have mine because they were, they were a great guess, they come on and he knew that they were that he had a home run. And, I said watching these guys, David Brenner, George Global. These guys and I would be site when they were on and they come on body Hackett. They just come on tell stories promoting anything. They will just hilarious. Indeed, watch Johnny laugh and his ass off and it went right through Letterman Leno. Some of the other guys I saw, but then once this talk show stuff became so.

Back then he was the only game it's out, so there wasn't is not the way it is now. A this, like twenty shows all trying to get this These are the same high but anyways. It was something I always wanted to get good ourselves really cited by the wind. This, my legs to something that I want to get better at I just I don't know that was a cool thing for while it's just is really worth getting, that opportunity are not enough of them. We're getting that opportunity, and it was frustrating that same. All actors and all yes, but to sit there at home and watch coming out. To put you tell a story: they had a giant movie which I understand they gotta promote the giant movie. I don't know- I guess would always look at that be like you know, will be great right now that that person funded only

ok and the horse had to work there ass off to help them through the segment. If you just had a comic come on, Tellson stories in the house to take a little pocket breeder. It's just great great that communist do not take with them. It was funny as a farmer joys event I want to do those things was five minutes sets its likely russian roulette I'd rather just go well just to watch somebody depend on you think it's fucking easier than almost any other do pound, like, oh, my god, I'm sitting Bobby. I didn't I it's a requirement that why am I here? I had nothing to talk about blah blah, but fortunately it I did that and then I have an episode of that show the new girl you guys, I finally decided- and I shouldn t- wouldn't do it as opposed to

I think that one of their region, this point. And I forgot to work with Nick Kroll- who I have to tell you that guy is one of the silliest funniest motherfukers. I ever work with the whole cast was awesome. For all- it is out of his mind I don't think I laughed at heart. You don't have one camera shoot, so you do it like twelve hour days, like you're like a zombie, I should still like doing those stages. I started to understand why my dog slits all day, you know and its because he has nothing to do, she has not the dough. And if you have nothing to do with your brakes, just like okay, we don't have to think we're just going to shut this down and you fall asleep and that's what was happening to me. I was nodding off-

when you showed it's the most exciting fucking thing ever you feel like you got a marathon, then I would turn it around or you're not in this next one just sit down, that little everything else is being handled. And you just sitting there waiting for them to tell you where to stand to say the stop that they wrote right and in that time you just fucking you not off like a fucking dog what anyways, what I'm telling you check out the parole. Shall I gotta hear what I really want to hide the shell, because I think this guy's really. Come on. Because on Wednesday, Oh, I know what happened. I headed up there in my fucking pieces, afforded.

Another reality, the reported that works, but I can't figure out how to show Tommy, central iniquity, Is you episodes Wednesday, ten, thirty, nine? Thirty central? Common sense is absolutely fucking hilarious, we shall continue to be it anyway. Is the hype. Let's get back to you, the forecast. Now that I want to talk about. Oh, that media. A fucking deep, I see some of the forests. People got nothing just a peering out of the sky, but there's somebody someone's gonna, give a shit about technology there, a day you had no idea was even common future.

There would be, but the but bad do you want The fuck you did back then right and all of a sudden. This thing just comes out of the sky me honestly that they falls in your house she dead, but I was amazed at the amount of people who are our driving around. I was driving around. I wouldn't like really Yoda in the second half of good fellows when he's all coked up. Looking for that helicopter, I would have been made by trying to get my ass to a shelter. Is it, Is it agreed upon at this point that that's how the dinosaurs died Was a giant meteors that still just appeared died off giant meteors that still just appeared, No, they probably found the crater improved it, but the Fucking Eau de these people refused to believe it because somehow they fucks with the ottoman each story. How exactly has the church work did dinosaurs? And all that

Indeed, they were together, they were living in Paradise and. They started the human race forget about the incestuous consequences of that map. Would you say it was those too and they were both white. Yet somehow, there's all these different races of people. Are you not daring to make sense how different races of people come about those funny? That's like that's a great question, to ask when you in a bar with some no scientifically the gin. Is that the work, maybe I just asked someone is dumb as me. Maybe I should I heard in bars like when I was growing up that like people in Africa. Where or Africans. I guess, if that's it easy what he said people in Africa, citizen Africans, the same way. Everybody who placed basketball now says the game: a basketball rather than just saying basketball,

what about the play? The game, a basketball! You know started that Michael Jordan, somebody to him, and he liked it as far as I could tell as far as my by watching ESPN in the NBA on shabby ash, I didn't even the first guy he's ago, made a fool to say that the game, a basketball and these guys grow up watching Michael Jordan and the king sent here to say the game, a basketball. Now all these motherfuckers They keep saying the game, a basketball. It's like this Yoda shit. You know I belong to a reference to Europe is at once, and it will be a couple of times, but I've seen a silly comics do where you put the ship. It usually comes last first, you know at the hearing, people talk about the game ass before. But I am loved Lebron James say that he has the ability to become the best ever get out. I am love, and I say that this is great to hear a guy

go for that type of thing is the fact that he can be used to get a little tired at the end of the game skies. All the bronze all grown up. You know Because I hate lake offence and I hate Toby Bride- I don't hate him personally, but you know I just hate oh by the way, how said whole magic Brian Shit work it out for you The past and the ball, how many times Fucking like affairs will fall for that shit. He's turn over a new leaf he's actually gonna work with the rest of the tea dusky Come back with a better life, maybe wont. Let me this time what quack. Anyways. There's nothing more. A celtic fans enjoys more than watching. Probably try and go for. Sixty point keeps you can help me. Three guys aren't you gotta turn around jumper taken

get your forty two, yet you're. Forty two points Bobby all day all day. Anyways. How can I go in there. Yes, they put the Walcott in and then I messed up like this. If you put the ruling party and the thing is it, does that mess up the other brain on the thing? That's a technical question. NATO's funny I sent out a tweet for this guy. That's really only for guitar plays only. Just now I dont know the names of ship has gone off on people who don't know the different names of people, but we do have a maple, never rosewood net. The guy's going down mother fucker. Ever

he's gotta maple net, both these next or maple, to fret bore fruit, is rosewood. You got Rosewood Fret board, not Their mother Fucker basis it had gone off, maybe with the greatest goes happy people, if you just play, Guitar half as much as you did, you might be worth a thought on. The guitar its tremendous so anyway, she probably like going to build what Are you doing What are you doing back. New York City. I am, I am back here to do in a couple of benefits tonight. I'm bananas and has boycott heights do the benefits, nobody minds: wife, right now, but it's turning the corner Tuesday night. We're gonna have the bigotry so meal Bennett,

slash send off. Finally following to send them off right. Am I get? This thing has been a long time coming, it's gonna be the same night. I would like to see all the guys we're gonna be there, Stephanie everything. Data, Why I'm here, I'm gonna go up to Boston on Wednesday going up to the will of the big? Boston, Bruins, erotic, townie, play burnt on open watching because I beginning a fucking show but Is it me or is it the fuck has had a fuckin went down here present in spite of this kind of diplomats, Let's get this back this back on track. So fuck inversely knows that I believe has precisely so you know what tells me. He wants to go to White Castle, get a bunch of white castle burgers the member states, this is gonna, be epoch,

lady. I must say that that is a great, but the fact that firstly makes fond of New Jersey Euro this in this going to White castle and getting of vanilla shape is his idea of night out Hardly any so Jersey his last day, rhymes with it. You know. He's talking about going to this place, like it's gonna, be a state of this the day of white trash too. Because of the odd excited too, I want a fire go is many of those borders is quickly as I can the key is you gotta eat a really fast before your body ruins the fun telling you to please stop doing it. So you come out to bananas, has repeats tonight about eight nine minutes into my set. Despite the fact that leaning on the might stand, but I'm inexplicably sweating, it's not because I'm nervous, it's gonna, be my body trying to

beginning to eliminate the nine thousand calories, a trance fats are just put my body only once in a while. You can you gotta, keep your body honest. You know I'm starting operated in banana for breakfast, I'm an app was a snack, an amount of giant salad tells you here lunch thrown down. That's how I do that A balanced diet. I, like, I teach yoga for the first half of the day it John Wayne from five o clock on better than what I used to do. I used to start up, you know, bacon in eggs and all that, like the stuff, I know this innocent people out there. You know there's nothing wrong with bacon and eggs. I'm not saying there is. I think you know right I sat there who read me and you want to see how you know all this things about everything, but it

Right there with you, I love you, stay there. By a pasture, and I have all I could do not get out of the car and start nine on some thousand neck right disgusting boastful, but look fuck all these go while in either giant goddamn, salad, don't drown in addressing? the balsamic gonna, do that three days in a row you watch how well your body operates. Ok,. You will be. Finally, machine. Continuing you're, fucking chops and all that crap just eating one giant, leafy Greece Salad Day. I'm telling you telling me

and not only that a cunning. You know well that sugar, salt, fuckin armrest something that you doing the whole day. It's really been help me up and I don't have to work out how much I think that this is really the gameplay. Isn't it don't? You want to be in shape and not really have to work out Can I just become some sort of. I showed a headset on right now, like doing that little warm up side decide to step that they do. Ok, everybody they come out here. If we can have a great work out, cable you to start for jobs out to decide this make little circles. Here we go Everybody can still do little side aside. I try one cell it everyday rhythm into that fuckin. Jim Jackson had said, What are you gonna? Go? What more advertising to hear the one you guys all wait for stance, dot, com, everybody! If your second going the post office and you'd like to do everything that you can do at the Post office within your own home, you need

Are we going to be going to stand, stockpile staves dot com you can buy, official! U S posted for any letter. A package using your own computer apprentice, pick up stairs outcome will send you a digital scale. Calculates the exact amount of postage me for any class mail. When you just manage email to the male may drop in a mailbox review. Schedule of repackage pick up using stance, doktor you'll, never deal with bad weather. Again you send out letters and packages I? U standstill, condescend, all my dvds, all my robe gets. It is worth I've never had a problem right now use my last name Barbie, you are for this special offer. No response, plus a hundred and ten dollar bonus offer includes a digital scaling up to fifty five thousand postage. Don't wait Stand up on,

click on the microphone top of the homepage type, and you are that stance that harm enterprise savings savings back to the progress of the shell, shall we shall do this fuck up world uncle bill for. I love you guys. Every week, people you guys are coming up with new different ways to say my billion offered. Faced with that face, we beg doughnuts anyway, when are we? Are we all going to both a joke? Schmo in as president. Just any other guy someone who's got. This is a ballroom talk. Does any other any guy other than someone who's gonna pay back some preparation of bank that got them there in the first place Then you usually tackle relationship advice in a way

This pertains to our relationship with this with our country. Nor do I would love to. I would love to answer conspiracy, theory shit That is why, in order this is people listen every week. They started, I should start throwing up more topics to conspiracy. Theory are always do the relationships that you want to talk sports. Anything you want to talk about. I will answer the questions and all you guys have to realise is. I am not a fucking expert and I do not know what I'm talking about all I'm trying to do is make you laugh and make a drive to work a little shorter. That's all I'm doing here right anyway,. This is in a way this pertains to our relationship with our country. Every day we hear our banks governments getting away with crazy shit, it's exam I want to down, ignore ignored all, but that's what they want. Am I stubborn and I'm a stubborn consul fuck them. What do we do thanks? Frustrated son of a bitch

Alright, what are we going to eat when we going to vote on Joe Schmo and present? That's never going to happen, it's impossible to do. We would all have to get organised and the organ organization to be able to do that they would figure out that we were doing, then he would figure out who is leading it and then that person would so I'll get shot by alone, gunman alone crazed, gunman. A certain surname and Eddy Eddie, you know some crazy fuck, a name

I must say that, for the sake argument that we actually all got together, secretive way you nobody find out. We actually voted a jewish moment, the president. Nobody would work with him, no one would work with them and he and it would be in every politicians best interests to have that guy have be worse presidency ever so they could all look at the american people be like see what apples would you doubt both Democratic republic, good? They would do that. I mean they don't even work with each other Republican gets in as president and the house in over my head houses that was called. If that's democratic. They won't work with that guy. They spend every waking moment trying to look over whatever that guy's trying to do it's childish and vice versa,

vice versa them so that we can work with each other forget about some Joe Schmo coming in his present. I would say what you have to do. Is I would try to vote for the most honest person. You could Local town selectman is a regional what'd. They didn't have I sort of regional senators of state senators and their legs centres at federal level. I don't think I honestly don't think that there is a way You know what be like. It's like you, have a leaky. He and all you're trying to do is by more paper towels and keep wiping up the water and you never dealing with the legal process. Ok, the shit is its How do I put this in my own moronic way A lot of people shows,

acting here or a fuckin podcast year, a big time. Radio shows at this point I've done that stuff, and this is what I found. If the person The top is a good shit. Everybody! What is the good ship everybody you not. The person top is not an eagle maniac and not act like an asshole, a fucking diva, you're very falls in line because like an asshole cycle. This guy is making more money than all of us in these peace, treating people. Well, you know if I start acting like a dignan, it's just going to expose me as being a right, but if the person at the top is account it, you know anything. Just being an unbelievable pain in the ass. You know it's at leadership thing which is, downhill. Everybody acts outweigh the problem with the world is its of

or be fucks system that we have a right and it's like it starts at the top? the fuck over and they pass that on to the next level, it's hot potato you're trying to pass the buck over on you don't and once you get in the game, you end up just doing shit. You don't even want to do you just have to do it, because that's how the games played the whole bringing a knife to gunfight. You can't do it. It's gunfight, you gotta, get a gun and. I don't know, I don't think I honestly don't think Only way to change, it is four. Basically one of these asteroids has to hit the earth we to be wiped out, like the fucking dinosaurs and it has to start over again. You know because we are flawed. As they deal with what just happened

even if you, if you are able to eliminate sociopath just in general, were jealous, were envious were county and we do not handle power, will generally speaking, does the occasional Fuckin Gandhi, Ralph Nator Jimmy Carter. Of course, a guy named somebody on the rights of people and get all countries like this is. I don't know it's a fucking people, I'm just saying it's very rare. Ok and you know what the fuck is. My phone with a hose I hear it wasn't, can you is it on the floor where is it like get mad. This thing there is right there in front of a less version. First, he's probably fucking mouth watering. Yes, sir, he said what what what do you do about it? I would

I don't know I would just listen to people and if they sound honest, I would vote for them. That's basically, all you can do short of starting of revolution, at which point you can ask. Do it I'll, be at the forefront of a lot of murder, or you know you can just you know, love again get yourself. A dog you know, tells him I don't know I had it look, I try not to think about it. It's it's some the way I look at it now is dislike good tat. When I see shit, that's what I mean is this. Is this tell I deal with the depression of it just say. Oh good, when I see, is doing something fucked up good, that's just great. That will hasten demise? Maybe we can do Maybe something else will come along you don't

The dinosaurs. We're. Just I don't know, I'm not gonna say they would dumb, but then cut Just taken of space and then what we came along, you know the asteroid leader so it comes in what is running ship? Would it it believes like. I would start all over again, and it was just like an over correction. Much in the way like feminism was an open. Correction. Feminists was another correction. What it really was, a bunch of pussy guys who didn't. Who never set our rights rights. That needed to be said somewhere in the last twenty years It had been a giant all rights. You know and I'll tell you right now. Believe it or not. That's what every goddamn brought out their needs, especially the good lookin. Once. All right! If you were an honest woman, you know what I'm saying you need.

A man in your life or few gay, you need a woman in your life. Be like writes a right enough, which- what the fuck you guys are the same way. We would like these big fuckin kid, and if we do the same, way. If you have a kid- and I can speak for this- because I've never had one fear the fuckin kid The kid has no boundaries. That's enough. The second walls acted like an asshole, a guy. Me already looking at a kid and actually having the intrusive thought of what? If I just gave that tolerant, uppercut, you know like that's how the kids behaviour Adults in the same way, if we don't have any bound That's why somebody these fuckin, these rich comes.

They got all the money in the world to get everything they need. They still fuck their lives up. It's because, because they did, nobody can keep em in check. It's kind of like when Russia felt when Russia fell. That was when the worst things that have happened in this country. Russia, cap, is to check in that you know. We will sit near grappling you don't we move. We feed their way. They pushes back four feet. We blue five feet. We just do on that ship. They once they fell down and it was at wide open space, yeah. We did all this shit that we ve been doing at I get up, What kind of looking at us like we're budget cuts now? Aren't they are right? There you go birthday. I tied asked Dinosaurs are in our foreign policy. Without ever reading a goddamn thing about how you like that everybody, that the data new heights of it, You stupid even that do not work comes next after that. What we got here, what the,

is an excellent built, our family friend are free the family and investment from Yale Business School extremely successful was married about five years ago. He was married to a bitch to Harvard LAW School in work. The very successful lawyer even when they were married. Ok, so these investment banker- she's, ok, you marriage. This is one of the things were, every day, somebody in their life hasn't laser anyway, she's by themselves, they more money and a year the most people make in ten years. That's not their fault. They also studied hard enough to get it to Yale and Harvard or were born into it at which point good for them they got lucky. You, don't you take it man, people who get look who work went into going to Yale and Harvard you can't get mad at that shit unless

you are helping out people who are born into sweatshop labour if you actually helping them get out of that, then you can get mad at that shit. But if you just sit in the middle wearing what shot labour clothes and not giving a fuck and you were born into sweatshop labour. I don't think personally at the U get mad. If someone was born in bless. You see that the bucket borrower logic for you there anyway, by themselves, they made more money in a year. The most people may continue when they got divorced. The husband got custody the kids, but the wife got the house in half Every penny the husband would ever make. For the rest of his life doesn't make sense ass. They came true that up Not only could she now easily support herself, she remarried another Morton lawyer that major So much is her but continues to spend the original husbands money, but far, as I know when she gets remarry the alimony stops, Does the child support, I believe,

he doesn't legally adoption and I was weird and it also ghosts from state to state and I've also never read up on those laws. People just told me about it anyway. She has no kids to take care of everything, but she still got everything we live in Massachusetts, which means a divorce laws, heavily favour females, but still what the fuck yeah its brutal. I think eventually they will be ready for reformed, reformed or reform. It'll be reformed in another shake the reformed. What You know guys if you still listening to this fuckin podcast, I mean other than beyond. Just listen. How fuckin stupid! I am if you sell, feel better Please don't listen to me. Yet they are what they are worsening. What they are, and I'm done shit about it because I'm not doing anything, I'm not starting a movements trying changes I'm, a lazy fuck I like to sit around complain butter,

if you have a petition, I'm all about it, I'll sign it definitely sign it in fairness, when the woman makes more money, a guy can do that to our two but the way the world to set up the guy's make most of the fuckin money. So. Because as one of the trade off so words of Mr Hand, get a good one vessel, The rich one, high reference to you, older people out there get a good one gets us a good woman. If I ever get divorced fighting it. If I ever get divorced Amity right now,. I'm gonna go into such as in space ire, know what the fuck am. I gonna do get a one better. My apartment. I'm gonna get an electronic drunk it. One fuckin bull one play once one school one knife Fuckin TV and have all the sports packages

I would address like Malcolm you, which is James T shirt no belt, that's it run a bicycle. And I'm just gonna? Do I'm down Tappan out I'm never going to best by again I'm never going to target other than after I get my ball. Can you buy one bullet and think again And then I will I will, I wanted to vacuum cleaner I'll little room in a dustbin. And I'm gonna live like a fuckin monk, that's it! Then I'll give her all my pocket money I'll, keep telling jokes, I don't give a shit giver fucking money, is this going make a big guy fuck it fuck it fuck like you. You know when it rains like white. No, I don't everyday fine, I'm gonna get into that mindset. And I'll send it at alimony child support check in

draw, a big maniacal fuckin smiley face on it. That's it I'll show up you, don't I'm gonna buy out by by shabby citation. The sideways radio. And I would redo that fucker I'd have the ugliest fuckin car on top and underneath would be sweet each myself. I do all that shit. You know that's what I would do. That's what I was already at the gate plan D. Not this is what is highly successful you got it, you got everything all mapped out. The maiden married yet still fucking. I already have a plan if I get divorced, ok people Jake. Friends, ugly check Uncle Billy Boy, you're fucking divorce right now you want to do that, rather than trying to get all your shit back but this habit, haven't shit they go.

That's stupid thing ever heard, but think about this is a brilliant and fuck it you need to. Haven't you need a man cave you don't think something's gonna break down it. So you know, whatever The geek squad gotta come over eight or deal with that shit. I will keep it simple: have a banana for breakfast. You know, takes a miniature gives us an mba. Whatever the fuck you to sit there and read the paper Euro I think I'm lonesome here right fuck. I pause. Get a stereo was do a record stature, just go. Go the other way. The letter when You got the other white start, making your own clothes. You will therefore be no say anyways Friends, ugly check take a plaster making class friends ugly, chick Jesus. This is gonna, be me

Uncle Billy boy. My friend recently got us into his first. Real relationship is, Broad is a real. I want to start She doesn't want I'm hanging out with any of his friends and basically doesn't let him leave the house now. I gotta take something: that's complete, bullshit. Ok, It's ok, I agree what she doesn't want on the hand, with any of his friends. She could be like controlling and. But to say she doesn't let him leave the house. Is this guy literally trying to leave the house and she's putting a minute headlong, you know, put chicken wing or some shit figure for, like luck no! Your friend is a pussy with it capital p dash policy. This is what Now he's he should be laying down the law

he needs. We pay enough settled down, settle down. I'm with you, But I'm living a balance life. Let me draw circle here. This is the time of spending with you. This is the time of standing with my friends. This is my alone time. She's my drinking beer time right. The whole circle has to be filled with shit sweetheart or I'm not going to be happy you're telling me you want me to being miserable if you are I am leaving for good. If you're, not then fuck and work with me, That's what you friend needs to say before you get through all its anyway to living in poverty. Buffalo, it is accustomed to go out once a week for chicken wings beer and watched him good got watch some goddamn hockey, oh by the way, shouted savers. If I can all the ruins. It is just a regular season. Jane you guys, but you guys you kick in our asses,

Are you had such as I take the last game I tried to avoid and asking, but you know, for some reason I take that I came home and of screen was blank. I think it was actually on the initial network. Take the wrong. I take them. Wants to actually missed it? I did read the box course. Another type of self. You know, I love you, guys, keep a key. Forget the guy's name, your big sixth, Eight inch. Goon. Are you guys keep given fan shit that MILAN Loot, the Cheech won't fight, was John. Scott, whatever, respectively. What? Why wouldn't? Why the fuck? Would you do that. Hey. Let's have won our best players, one of the best power forwards in the Lee. Find a guy sit taller than him who ways fifty more pounds than he does sixty this taller than it would have five six inches taller outweighs by forty fifty pounds and whose an absolute good there's a great trade off, and I will happily Cheech who can

your goals and actually play the game, sit down for five minutes and all you guys do as lose ago. Why if we do that animal risking having one of our best players get hurt. Why we do that back in the day in Montreal, canadian fence, we get pissed at that. He wouldn't fight georgian Iraq. You know, because beat up one of their pockets lucky beat up some guy someone's no value, Cheech nephites anybody his size. I click up which each fight on you, too, by searching the first guy he's fighting is a guy. His size were actually waste more than fifty pounds than him forgets. Toronto, beat the shit out of her ok, who cheat good your guy up, fucking family up It died something else too makes three hour. I stop questioning his toughness. You can do whatever you want, but I'm not bite into it

you best guys in fighting the guy that we have that can't even play anyway, since its continue on him by the way you gotta go to Buffalo FUCK Niagara falls. You gotta go to what was it Duffy's are anchored for. I never. I went to Anchor Board like the one time in history. They ran out of wings at first. He again we went to Anchor bar first. The first night than in the second day we vote was savers. Game went to anchor born and they they ran. A fuckin weeks, so time it did they make, like nobody else in the goddamn country, sweaty waste because this broad won't even let him out of the house Won't you learn about once a week for that. She is right, this brain so badly worked his brain so badly that he now think she's right in saying we are a bad influence on him.

Val been friends since early elementary school for Christ's sake and she's only known him a couple of months, his work, it's fucked up, He's by no means a bad looking guy and she looks like You got bummed rushed and was beaten in the face with a club. If, for the cherry on top on top, she has Herpes. Now, how do you know that Zack I got, I'm told you bill what the fuck do. I do to wake him up. There's nothing you can do. Is nothing new come on, it's like the guy, It's either wire to be submissive. He wasn't race right. You know, I think, a big thing with the kid that I don't have to wait. I try to raise my kid that I don't have it

I just realized have been leaning back and sitting forward. Some share. The volume is all over the place. I apologize. One of the biggest since you got to do with kids. You gotta get him out of this. Shell you'd autonomy. But I had you know. The house was one of my friends, an authority is only talking about people in my life would have summit, and you came down. They only in there. Spread around the high school age. They came down to new you and I immediately first thing I did I made made em like, look can work, To avoid egg, I shut my work. If you fuckin get a paper you not to stand in line just put a quarter down just folded up the same poster whenever daily NEWS. You know and got him immediately acclimated into Leaking up in acting with the Falcon city and the person

Within, like you know two days that shit down the second man, I feel like a new Yorker and like that, that's what you have to do with kids. You gotta get em those kids they hide behind you fuckin leg would win. Your meeting. Some of this is this true, so and so, and their hiding behind you like, I can't have you got it from fuck and they won't get about it. They can't look people in I talk to you. I don't know how to do it, so I never had kid, I think is really important to have to get the kid in tune with what he is. Is thinking what he or she wants. Nobody wants that situation. And if this woman is the way you painting or ought to be this is we take a person because she said Talking and secure that she can actually be with, does she have to Find somebody so weak that

That person can allow them to just completely take over their lives, and I say, what's funny is after while these controlling take a fucking people, they end up paying the person that therewith because they just don't respect him after well. You don't owe me they finally got exactly what they wanted, this person that they can use like a fuckin robots and, in the end they don't respect them so. I don't know what I would you know. This is a childhood friend. I could tell you really want that guy backing you take a shot taken at that. Don't say that she's ugly, don't mention her herpes, just be like. Do you literally trained on this guy's hard drive at this point, if this guy, self esteem as this fuckin law. This is enough.

This is like white. Why doktor feel show such is because some he's gonna come in here that this is like you talk endlessly. I'm guessing is at least in twenty five years old. You talk about a quarter of a century of thinking, one way and you Doktor Philippe you gotta stick up for yourself. You wanna go out with your friends, You gotta tower We're going to commercial and it doesnt work like that and also Doktor Phil show. He would never do that because he would actually be supporting the fuckin guy located at the end of it. It's a goddamn business who watches that show, but a bunch abroad. Yet you somehow know something about it. Don't you built well, I live with a woman. She hasn't watch him anymore. I just Make funding make kept, making fun of how Doktor Phillips, like a crooked cop, he just like. I just not look trustworthy me at all. I am I'm just judging you felt the same way. People judge me.

Welfare, so fair in love and war. Eric s forecast for this week. Everybody gotta go with sports car here, much the islanders unbecoming to fuck, and I want to stand I've been watching lately. They that turned the corner. I hated it when they were kid just because they were awesome every time the broods would get. The one tat we never got past the Canadians back in the day that if we somehow lucked out somebody else Pekinese, this is pre. Nineteen. Eighty eight we basically over the phone Canadians. Since nineteen eighty eight because reels realise at Montreal. You that's not gonna fucking factor In our lives, since ninety eight spent great spot a wonder, twenty five years. I will you guys say always be to display of Sears beaten that places that she's gonna happen. We Never beat you arrive. Good luck with your rebuilding. They actually like that you guys doing there. Ok. Am I talking about you that supporters for this week,

they have to announce summit Wilbur Theatre this weekend. Thank you, everybody for buying the ticket. Someone for I give you a heck of a show.

Fuck yourself, don't take any shit and if you're in a relationship like that last guy, you need to get out of it. You should be allowed to have friends who go out to see the meteors crashing to earth. Alright, see you next week.