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Rich Vos, making fun of Keith Robinson Fucking. What's his face, I think nor, of course, Norton had the best life he was talking about how funny Keith was he goes you should it has stroke fifteen years ago that it goes. I don't understand how Keith, at a stroke and he's still, talks is still more easier to understand the rich boss. Those probably do the best ones. Vos head like this stupid fuckin, This paisley shirt from like the early nineties, Like every drum instructional video that I bought from the early ninetys within have those jazz guys that's good musicians. You get so good that your music sucks after a while. They are plain like that. Ninety four seven, the way hey that smooth jazz shit. You know He had one of those shorts and then he had like a fuckin.

Just in timber leg, does fuckin being Crosbie one of those fucking hipster heads that even hipster stop where those things like ten years ago Blue one blue. So we will back stage you know all of us. Fucking jaded people are going now rigid looks good days. Where does he wasn't sure about it? Davidson the new kid right, new kiddies, aryan forgiveness and all its old. I am He was actually telling rich going She can't wear that. It looks terrible. Our fire, like peach, shut up. The whole game is that we know what look don't tell him that eighty two started laugh and then he went along with it and I believe he took off his head at the end. At the end of assent, we had such a great time and everybody Fuckin killed. Right out of the gate. We'll dance soda went up. First divorce. An arm.

He went up there and absolutely just fuckin murdered. It was like the Piedmont, don't theatres. His whole life Keith killed P Davidson destroyed, even though it did this whole bit about? There's no excuse to go bald. A kind of bug me This day and age Say there was enough medicine out. There is something like that than Jim Norton crushed. Then it was David. Tell. And then Leslie Jones, and then I had a mob up in the end. After all, those guys fuckin kill a man. It was awesome and thank you, of course, to marine tyrant. Who is the real force behind our old thing? She puts the whole thing together. She gets all as a dvd comic somehow to shop at the same place at the right time. Every year. She deals with all the finances of of rent, not the place. She deals with the whole fucking thing, so special thanks to her and when, once again, everybody that came out everybody stand. You know.

David Chris down at stand for always hoping to with the after party and all that shit just add a great fuckin time, and that's it right until we do it again next year It really is Mifi got me on this, my favorite fucking big of the year. It's so much fucking fun! Cuz! I get the none of these guys ever get to work with him. Now cuz. They all headline. Now, if I get to see him again is just such a fucking great time. Jim Florentine just came down to hang out dry, mature, remember everybody, but it was great I was in New York for a couple of days. An arm had a great time like the first night Monday night. I just went out and I started hidden all these clubs that I use do you know, is to work out and back in the day when I lived in New York Two Carolines first. And jumped on the show And way to go on and, as always, noise always end up see somebody funny.

Comedian Carmen Lynch, who I've seen a bunch of times before, but I hadn't seen her in a while. I'm not going to tell you that bit, but she did something that was fucking hilarious and spent. Believe she's going to be on Stephen Colbert This Friday night, she told me she was gonna, be doing a bit the bits basically about people They can sleep through anything. So anyway, I went up and I have just go on stage Do this shit that I'm working on an some older shit that bring it back, then I'm puttin a new spin on and it was just wired a wire. Perfect fuck. It said I was keeping it you know I am point two percent chance settle, actually go back and listen to it, but the fact that I'm recording it makes me feel good right and I was actually going to listen to it because I got these gigs coming up in Phoenix right. I gotta get my shit together and This said ends and for what fuckin reason. I never touched, the phone.

It just shut off after, like two minutes on what you gotta be fuckin. Kid me. So then I got to the carbon still felt great. You know And far, as I remember remember, the so got to the comic strip. Which is my home club When I first got to New York. Way back in the day was Lucian, though the late, great Lucian old wounds that they're gone said Dick. You walk any Billy, illusionary alma, but community just moved down from Bosnia. You just guy. I already have enough. Like guys, it's really say that area of and avoid girls of all these white guy comics would get so fuckin mad you're, be like you see you see, it's say: that's what could reverse? Basically, it's like, though it is, it is it. You know what the fuck you say.

He has a million of you and, if you just gotta, be another Fuckin white guy that group and a fucking cul de sac, he already has it think it's a grocery store any He'S- got a fucking ears, a corn, stacked up to the fuckin in silent and you come and you want to buy a bushel. Now I don't. You're a chickpeas they freckles right, so I know what he meant when he says it's like don't come in here just be doing the What's the deal with shit So I'm somebody what he said that to me. I just. Was a little frustrated, but I just said to myself I'll get in a I'll get in your eventually but Romanian members, so me fucking do commerce we get so mad at that You can never say that to another fucking over people's IKEA, yet. Its white on white, so he can get away with enormous, like black people can say, fucked up should each other its. He can keep it in house. It's like your family.

You can say whatever the fuck you want, you still going to sit down for Thanksgiving together, you have to your family, you don't mean it's the same fucking thing. I'm exactly where I was on this member, whom smiling in nodding and he closed his eyes. I, like, oh, my god. This guy is actually an open person, you're going to get a spotty early, smiling nodding alike. Here comes, maybe he's gonna give me your phone number something I already evident why girls, sit near my stupid backpack. Just walk away, we used always use the reference of Bill Bixby at the end of the hulk. You know when you would just be walking down the road that said piano, music, etc. Of the club, but I little positive fuckin things that I would say to myself to were To get me to you not to go over to the next club who the fuck was over its stand up New York back in the day. He was a good do now, a dead too. That's all. I remember, and I would I would go in there. And.

Aided in sugar, it enough walked up to him, remember tone, and then I was a new common in the look of fucking pain on his see just sort of looked up. Like I was talking to the side of his head and he just looked up And you just made this this face liberally like he had a major operation than they were. This is the first time they were removing the bandages. That was the look on his face. When I talk to, I think I actually petered out through the sentence. As What have you hasten Plainsville, Burma created, move down from New York in that area, and then I just fuck and walked away so. All these years later, to still be able to go back to New York and walk into these clubs, Still no, I am and they'll actually put me on stage the thrill of that and the privilege of that is never fucking gone away so anyway, so I got it. I go to the comic Strip,

and our view, a cock, as I just said a great said, so I mean all the years that have done this. I never see the bomb come and after that you know, I'm feeling all fuckin good by myself. I'm not gonna, go up gonna and do it just like I did a Carolines, it's gonna come out perfectly. It's gonna be fucking. You know minted into my brain, and this is gonna, be a nice cornerstone. This This next spoken our right. Course I go in there. Nobody paying attention, small crowd, somebody's order in end, and I don't know what was going on there was this. Giant group of people right in the front. And there I think they just Basically deduce that they all just head the ideal childhood and they couldn't relate to anything. I was saying and I basically had to start over after every single joke Course that was the show. One of my friends came to see me. I didn't But it was like I just.

It was in the United States where this nothing's going right, that's like what it was accepted was in fifteen minutes said you know I tell a joke, it would work. And then I try to build on that momentum and then someone would be ordering really loud and then I'd have to stop and then start over. It was It was just one thing after fuck another says I Jesus Christ. So then I get it, this is a great thing about New York into a gazillion spots, jumped at a cab, and I went down to the new new, or comedy club. Used to be run by our Martin and they re did the whole fuckin thing. And now, that was a place that I did not have any good memories of for the first fuckin three years that I went there. That's right but that that place of all The places I went to his heart is the Boston Comedy Club. The New York calmly club was the one there made me contemplate packing up my shit and going home.

Therefore, in place. Was the land of the misfit toys fucking comedians. And that was one of those comedy clubs. Will you walked in and there was like a hundred head shots on the wall and none Not one picture was of anybody that made it. Successes Just remember. Thinking should like that the punchline in Atlanta used to be like that Jamie bundle runs right, I used to say Jamie, for the love of fucking God. At least near when you walk on the stage. Can you have some headshot sphere here of people that actually were successful? They I'd like the headshot at every fuckin committees, who have tried to fuck it make it may left it up on the wall. I mean seldom came turn out to be big time writers and produces, but you don't know that using other the performers, To the new calmly club was like that times like fucking thirty, and my God derive some brutal fuckin settler through

sets a first place. I saw MIKE Machete, Then I remembered their place, but anyway, so they did a whole face, lift on our place and like it was funny like psychologically. I went back to where I was. When I first term was coming down in New York and I went in- and I solar recognise the place of some sort of the same floor plan, it was a great club. They had it was. The lobby had happy home all colors painted on the walls and shit, and I having a great set there. And then, after that it went over to the stand and then after that I put version Derosa, some other people, we hung out and. It was just it was perfect was it's like. I remember that this is what fucking living in New York was. Aside from being Chile,

It was perfect in an early in the day I found a place where I could play drums at some reversal. Spot so is like it was like the perfect fuck and day and then like an asshole. I stayed out too, like three three thirty in the fuckin morning. Drinkin like an idiot like a fucking idiot woke up the next day. I felt like shit. I didn't eat for like the first twelve hours of the day and then what do I have to start? I have a fucking burger fries. I was trying to go my whole time, not getting a slice of pizza in York, as I always do that because other pizza here, fuckin sucks, even the shit. That's good sucks, Compared to peace on the EAST coast and I finally given after the Patrice Benefit, this place right next to the stand, and I was like I was going to get one slice and then I walked, and I was like well that one looks good too and then I got to Burn the shit out of a fuckin roofer, my mouth, a visit that just gonna build just one cooler,

just one color from like. Well, maybe I'll just just take a little. You know when you try to go in, You know you never see like the run to the litter, trying to nurse off the mom just clinic, can I go now. I was gonna like that still burn the shit out of my mouth and kept fuckin shovel down my pie. Also anyways I could not about a better fucking time and dumb, I gotta tell you man that debt Patrice benefit like we definitely have our work cut out for us. For next year we already have a couple of people in mind that we have to try to get to it. To get on the show next year. So. They got so that it can, you tell my part. Password is often I'd start talking like half a mile in our course. I didn't type it in right. On sorry to MIKE sliding down my chest here. There we are- let's move on here. I miss you.

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I asked him really quickly. I said: what's it like as a coach, to lose a game on a last second banking. Three points shot like fuckin ten feet behind the Argo Desert, kill you The coach any said now he said now. You know what kills me is Heaven six fast breaks in the first half and not not getting any points on those in its classic afterwards, I thought about it. It's just like yeah, he doesn't sweat the stuff. He can't control but its stuff, that you can control that you should follow through on so that the Eagle people there's a little teaser. If you want to listen to night on X, serious exemption. Eighty four to six p m. That's fucking horse and jelly human some stupid. I would ask him something stupid

I wonder what was it like? Coaches, acting like the kids are bigger than them like oats. In Christian later, that's so cool ass. He called out like was again only talk. He was totally go. I am an idea if I ever get him on the partners. I know I'm gonna interview, but that that I'm not gonna give away and I'll tell you afterwards. I get a great idea. On how to interview, because I figure he's been asked, these same thousand basketball questions. A million times over and I bought. My goal would be to do an interview and try to see you noticed ass. You like I saw you, take a tars starting now. Write me a little more involved than that. I wouldn't have nobody that cars are going now I'd taken under the fuckin venue. You idiot driveway DR want to drive on all the time they do. I get it. I got it. I got a clearer because I need a rapid podcast up and then I gotta go. Be daddy, dig here a poor, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Ok,

the pleasure it's always applied, especially since we're across the country bill. You know, God bless you poor, God bless you and everything. That is that you do you see, Anyway, so eagerly looking at first spoken currency, the technology everybody tries to get these fuckin dsl lines are what the fuck are. You piece of shit you do. Is you just put your Iphone on speaker? You hold it up to the MIKE. I think it gives it more of a quality. Sound. All these fuckin shows they try to make it sound like the persons in the room there, not in the room. Call me on a cell phone goddammit, that's what is going to sound. My bank go go go today you got somebody fuckin right, then so that movie and go make a bunch. Him go, make a bunch of money. Go loiter around airports. Airlines can fuckin do there. Right. I think that's it so this is what I learned

The third time I was onstage into new common club, I forgot to tell you I'm fucking, Do you want my said, and now it's gonna great, I'm having a great set by the way I didn't have a good said, the comic Strip and, of course, the recorded in shut off I'm having a great fuckin set at New York. And I looked down it Paul vertices call me: am I got what the fuck then I go wait a minute ago. Does the fuckin reporters shut off it He calls millennials. Can you help me out there all like? Yes, it shuts off, where does it come back on after the call in somebody said? Yes? Well guess what it doesn't it shut off so doll. You comedians out there. If you a set, he fail in it. You, might want to reach over fucking, put it near point, location mother calls you know that you gotta give a shit you're thanks a lot more you ruined my new dick joke. All right. That's the departures for this week.

At the park. Yes, just me checking in on you enjoy the music. Now you got another half hours. Shit come in your way. That's. I would say said some great his head stuff from a podcast Roma time, gone by what I say: in my view, to channel by the let's see here it's u to dot com, slash user! Slash Monday morning, podcast! Guess I'm want to start making fuckin videos and I'm gonna bloated. I finally know I never videotape the fuckin podcast, I'm restart make start making videos put up. There start and when I go to Phoenix start doing the tours of the city's again my get some other ideas or some shit that I can do. to add to the channel and finally try and build that stuff up. So that's it once again. Thank you to everybody.

Who did the Patrice Benefit, which Bosnia and Soda Keith Robson, P Davis and Jim Norton David, Tell Leslie Jones and more in town for put no fuckin thing together and I think it everybody who came out. We would do it again next year and I think I already know what I'm going to reach out to try to get on the show. That's it go fuck yourself, some German manage add. It is the Monday morning, PA task and I wanna be multitasking. This week I write em fuck it

some pizza and that's why I'm happy for breakfast and I spoke. Have a cold like those douche bag on he s p I got a vaccine or area bone meal fuckin hungry, so I'm gonna have some pizza. Isn't an interesting business like that website that you guys are all gone on fucking kidding dot com. What can imitate thing where you will? You celebrities go on there and they are what the help they do. You they they type dna. You know one forty eight p m just tied my left sneaker. Is that what the fuck The gps, wouldn t can we sent me an email the other day about that type, shit. You know I wanted to join their raw their website about whatever that, stuff is, you know, would really help of actually had the name of the website, which I doubt of course, which I don't

but anyway this is the Monday morning, podcast epidemic, any sense. Does it ever make any sense this package. Is it's fuckin free seeking, never complain about it. Although people, though people do better by the podcast people Take it seriously. Sometimes, I'll do like fifty minutes a shit. Since some of the most ignorant stuff, you're, probably gonna, hear all day, if not the whole week, you know I would really smart people and people day they sent me emails, likely we take a lot of like condescending emails week that will really just I don't know. People have done, but I guess I'm really coming up like a moron, I wish I openly admit that I am and also that you know I'm just fucking joking around some people that day and they take it real seriously. I'm really trying to fucking scroll down to this I shall not, which actually because of it

it made me creating new part of podcast. You know that, Why is it due to my thought, guess what I do is. I am people semi questions every week I try to answer them to the best of my ability have the underrated with people's list of things in life either On our entertainers or Iraq can opener would have the fuck you want anything, you think is overrated underrated, and I got no movie reviews that something else and we get something else is a new thing do, bag of the week. This guy sent me and he may last week I was talking about nature out here. And they seasons and the fires and all I type a ship is Paul Sheldon just trying to fill up fifty minutes euro. Trying to help somebody out sit in a cubicle with some fucking job that they don't want. But on their way out and it's fuckin asshole decide. Take me seriously right

is what he writes dairy farmer bill. Listen. You talk about nature soil in LOS Angeles. Angela seasonal fires made me put your intelligence, on the other rated list. Don't just happened You banking. Your whole argument on the theory of spontaneous combustion. Douche flexibility, cigarette out the window and there you go. The trees and the follies gets brown and dry out, but they dont. You explode, do you actually Think we should just let the fire burn could equally well, but this fuckin guy, I think trees just explode like. I really think that they should just what the fuck in Hillsboro and have people's houses burned down. That, don't you know their rich people so who gives a fuck me? There's a guy have any sort of concept in comedy, if you just say something that really fucking ridiculous and over the top, the shock of it? What the valleys

smiled somebody space and why should take it fuck it seriously. Jesus Christ, that's what my favorite wines ever fires. Don't just happened. Maybe I just they just happened. Three, don't just spontaneously combust, you know You don't say all of my people: I was broken quick, I didn't stick it in the microwave. Like the microwave, because a something teeth Richard set a fucking funny that what time to which it says I dont use I, don't: U cell phones Cause you, you know, you might well sticky, had no Michael, a microwave and They killed two pieces of technology for me, but I need my cell phone, so I still use that. So I try not to use the fuckin microwave when you think about there's something just not write about it. You know. I'm using the old thing, are you the fire in the store that just happened

so happened that when I put my people in there that my stove deals and painlessly, come fuckin quite people when you listen to these podcasts, that I dont red and know that when I really say something stupid that I'm just joking just fucking around you, don't need to waste ten minutes of your day, trying to show me how fuckin intelligent you are about how you understand how fires are started. We want the happy lit cigarette out the window or maybe just make fun of my intelligence. There no light. He thought I thought spontaneously combust, but you get use bag of the weak. Ok,. Mine. When I do stand upon tv, if somebody, you know, send me an email, as you know, I just got your comments about rescue dogs were completely ridiculous. I wish Abortion was retroactive, gonna shit up email that I understand that some people have found the money

They all know what it is that I do, but I think if we listen to my pockets, you realize You know what I'm going to save your time and I think it about you look. Maybe in the matter but maybe in the modern just like Mother Teresa, you know what I'm trying to do is save your time we think it about you. Look it may be in the matter, like Mother Teresa, but ass? He talked in his comedian. Yesterday's Guide Dog Davidoff, who spoken hilarious, feel they get a chance to see him. He was flew. Talkin somehow can came around. We talk about mother Teresa said to me that evidently one at the time she was talking about poverty in the world. And she said something to the effect of the worst poverty she's ever seen was, I think, in India, and Second worst was actually right here in Amerika and is basically saying that the poverty The spirit

Africa is staggering and you know, which really, made me wish she was still alive, so I could just slap that fuckin none head right. Let none had right off fuckin, head. I am so sick of working people. Crash in America. You know like where they live. Is this fucking great place? Ok, I haven't. Had all the countries are right, but I've been out straight. I've been to Canada is pathetic, I want to. I would do the same How can people they. They haven't figured out what life is all about. I wanted the Fuckin Ireland, it's a Wednesday night in the pub is packed with working people. Ok, those that people there Who should be at home? Cinema, or whatever the fuck, disposed to do the dead over there in that book and they are so. They really understood.

You know what makes you happy life. Oh my god, my computer just spoken crash. Ah fuck the day that I've been dreading. The day that I kept putting off by a laptop next month by one next month. Don't do this to me baby come on. Than to too much while anybody, they're, gonna computers, green, just when at source a blue black and typing is now and yellow. I can still read it. What do I do? the power button down we try reboot? It teaches getting cold. This is just a cluster. Whatever I don't need the fuckin questions. I just can't don't you know enemy could sometimes That's what you gotta get back the mother Teresa one fucking candid and I may yet. I know

Secondly, just to say that ship, but you know She did too much shit when everyone else with looking why I never liked about her. When the debate about that. Seen in the Bible is another book. I never read. I tried to just fuckin. You don't like up there The language already be set up to now What the fuck him talk about, defeatist riddle, I'm sick of pocket people at them, people in Canada happier than people in America or people, England. Those miserable motherfuckers. They can go a soccer without killing each other but the mother Teresa, it is. Is it up. Did. You saw group spiritually Jesus Christ just like a fucking pine. Throw right now face.

I would, though, an interview in her when she said that to you I want you got fuckin hang over the leper, so we can see how fuckin great you are you fuckin. Images. He showed up at your party and just sitting there looking at everybody, judging everyone, and always she is- I went away. She ended up in the afterlife just call yourself Onawandah great pocket person. She was. I got time and ATO by I'll fuckin by everybody got something levers, and also you can fuckin trash America and Japan african Bandwagon, Let's go make something some cookies do it. Women are supposed to be doing right. Today,

Making cookies would do with his grandma hands plain in the background, ok and until then shut your face. I would like my pocket. I could trash dead, saints issue. Thank you will become a site that what the fuck he was trying to ignore really was. She was I go who couldn't fuckin, he couldn't sustain a relationship as what it was and she basically You know just be famous, which is what most american. Why wasn't enough for her? She wanted to be fuckin world famous issue travel the world. Look at me. Look at me always some kid stuck in my problem, Poland, em out or even care of my none gowned its dirty itself. I can only I am wait. Did you run out Did you run I taken a camera lemon? Let me pause and wait for you to film. That put get back in a puddle. Spiritual, fuckin backward in Africa.

I need you to fuck and tell me that mother Teresa I now than they had. I am ok you're, acting like a tap into So to hire fuckin power, a lot of pocket balls, wanna fuck involve now they're down with across them. Ip Let me see on, We put this fuckin thing unites us is so many A great many questions this week, so many Great fuckin emails, while the singers nodding responding. This is flat mining. You fuckin! Can't don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. I've got come back I know the a lot of religious people. They should go away, distress, mother Teresa, the fuck was ok I'll, go see that but the truth was so fuckin wholly the where distraction My computer, when I reported

maybe he just being the mother, get up and haven't you go? No, it's! Ok! It's ok! Let us computer work, I believe that only the bucket help Terry, I dont mean Missus bucket really rude, but you know I have the car, but before I do these podcast this epoch along at this point jarring whatever here's my that someone actually sent me, then? I remember get up here. We I go on and on about. I should shop at mom and pop star discover at this great fuck him. She's like you know it. I try to go to those mom and pop places in a of times You know, I can't I can't even do this, I'm not such a fucking great! slam on what the hell I said, our group I do want to ruin it or can I talk to? those about away from my fucking ancient computer to boot. Up, however,

all this is getting citing MAC O S ten, but my operating system. Is to use it at me, and I hear that, like the fourth grade, still a loser. I waited about that. Will you talkin based retire existence on your fuckin operating system, We have a camera in your computer. Now I don't get you Look up any internet brocade, someone in the Pentagon watched it too. Now you can never be president what you think about that because they have that court. You become president. You got to do everything. They say we're going to take out a fucking video. I use snap in it at twenty three years of age. I really don't how I can sustain this false anger, whereas I wait for the ship Have I seen any good movies? I was an odd in Utah this this weekend. I want to thank everybody who came out to white guys in. You can't

I had a great time And it was one of the most beautiful la beautiful cities have ever been to in my life. Just I got up in the morning to go down to go to the radio. Literally driving down the highway, the entire left hand side rocky mountains, but they're like they're like right there in the sun. He's just coming up it's on the other side of the mountain, so this is orange glow outlining the top of the mountain. Which have snow on him and then below at the for them This is the city with the lights of the city. I drive a big fuckin postcard was unreal, To that, I appreciated that mother Teresa critic- I that use, the butter in light of this city, that cities humans, is dirty uses. It talk about nature and though she sounded like the chairman,

In talking to sit there. Looking sad and judging the fuckin, media filming her. She laid next. We would Lucas. All right here. We go podcast question trashed, mother, Teresa long enough. I'm glad you did it. You know, I think, was overdue. eventually I'll get to that later. On, you know what I want is the fuckin questions here You know what gets me why I was spoken come about at the airport in Aachen, Unita which is brutal this time here by the way, ok, and I want to show you guys that I'm not that I am not afraid of technology which peoples start every day to suggest becomes against those automated machines. At the ad Supermarkets, but am I don't mind him at the airport, Michael idea, I really don't especially when you're in ski season in Oregon, Fuckin Utah everybody. Funny. You stand any what they it

when I beg so you want to there. As I take another bite so rudely again. Paper podcast. I would but that could paper can block. I am sure the house will be eating Dogan indignant with me. A book and hang up on you right now I'll leave you alone in a cubicle them. What you gonna do her throat back to the spreadsheet? Isn't it I like them, you think about that. Anyway, scientist I give a shit. I finished it by so go to the airport and I've been outta big money, back in line always let me get up like that. Even begin to tell you how fucking white, Tyres on me like I was you know here, like my black, finds a talent shit. You know about it on the other, you got back up what they ve never said that I should think- a richer private

it would. Do you realize what a friend of mine but wait a minute with someone famous who said that, but your private debt bit above you're not going back to Africa The sun was all black people was beautiful and all types of like I was always. I wonder what they think. You know what, if your wife, You can't you get that experience An unbelievably assist its soft fuckin. Wonder why you know- and you feel safe and then you realize half of my name Luke and Mark and John almost doubled. Maybe linear, like ok, I'm out here, we don't need us, give temper not even come to the woman church ass, those people Lycosa, most famous Mormon, whose most you know the top. I'm out there in somebody yelled out Steve Young. I thought that was fuckin hilarious,. An entire relationship entire religion, you take the that day. They would pick somebody who had arrived. The mother Teresa shit. They picked a fuckin guy, the stand.

For Joe Montana FUCK. It annoys me I don't like Steve Young either he went on not about the patriots fucking cheating, I'm about it? They can. Quite you know, people question the Patriot, Superbowl victories because of that videotaping, which I totally understand, but nobody is questioning the New York Yankees. There were two Fuckin World series victories three guys rust bucket royds memory, the climate. Fuckin waited up with that guy. He threw a ball through my piazzas bad, the fucking bad and if it comes flying out, I'm like eighty miles an hour. He catches a bare handed. Flows! It at me like a hawk and people are revamped up put. It gave you to avoid it out of his fuckin tree tell you what these days under the Yankee Stadium, Fuckin, a ray of light to championships, and then only have twenty four two still two hundred ahead of the Red Sox arrive scientifically

I also welcome the falconer portance what they under. So this is big long line of a bunch of well look at why people everybody looked like they play that the trombone some shit right. Agenda They got this thing on the side if you want to bypass this is the new thing that they have an airports. If you want to bypass the long lines and security, and I cannot find first class if you just some regular Joe who can afford a first class fuckin ticket. And you don't want to stand in line, they got this great new piece of technology, while you gotta do is just get fingerprinted. Your retina scanned You can go right by everybody. You know I love about that. If she's do this, one lady friend is Icloud. Is that guy, hey. That's great an idiot there is great and then everybody does it. And then you standing in the fuckin line again and once again

as can be a little bit quicker, and now they have you fuckin finger pretty thing appointed like a committed, a valid one, What do people visited this gonna given to it, and I will be the last guy not to give in to it then, you know I'll, be stamina, moved the old school life by myself. Now then I'll be gone, quick, not gonna, work out like easy tat. Everybody eventually get the fuck uneasy bass and then, and then like And out of ten lines now I'll be easy path, and now I'm Fuckin Sidney we'd, like nine guys and people, don't get your fuckin fingerprints taken to get on a guide the applying to get you fuckin, redness scanned, ok,. Jesus fucking Christ border, anything wrong. I don't understand what the problem is. Also, you and the famous camp right question about how typical was it to tell people you want to become a comedian when you first started

What were somebody reactions for me telling them you wanted. You wanted to be a superhero with it the same for you. I gotta tell you something I did not. Even I never told anybody anybody that gonna, be a comedian, I didn't tell anybody. It was even doing it and I did let anybody even come and see me until doing it for well over a year ago, either give me the people who have the fucking balls the first time, No one stage to do stand up. Setting yourself up for quite one of the most humiliating things that could ever happened. You other than a fuckin prison rape, which is we stand in front of a bunch of people and get outta stage like their first, I must state that they pay would bring the entire office that those people that they work with come down and see him. It's like how Youtube you can't see the possibilities, as I do, that

never think like what a five fucking bomb and then I have to go back, to work on Monday and look. We're gonna. Look me in the eye, You actually gonna ruin all their weakened because it can be Sidney, worry what the fuck they gonna say to you on Monday, when they come in. But to answer your question, it's a very, very hard thing to do in a weird way. You know it's sort of like sir, like coming up, tell the people, the gas markets. Now you just gonna like how do I get it my parents that it off. All that money was spent on college education and now I'm gonna, go on stage and talk about my dick. Yeah, I was very difficult, but I was my parents were supported, thank God and then made, I think, I'd in them. Within the first year I told one of my close friends that I was doing it and I

but I didn't. I didn't tell anybody else, because I knew what they were going to come and see you now, you're, not doing that. You are doing that because I the bomb horrifically. You know one out of every four times at this point, and that is too high ratio. Some day I waited a good year. And even then it was just a couple of people shop. I was at good bye to pit Does it really annoying? I'm sorry, I want the Quattro Pro. So I can have a year. But the grave out of pocket heart attack right in the package. Don't even know who call would you help me up? You probably wouldn't, Bobby, save it trying to put it on your website to be the first one in dies during free podcast,

What are we hilarious than the first person? First, precisely is mother Teresa. Just look at me the next question. Next in such a great question, bill is my: ex girlfriend the only count that assumes a break up as an opportunity to make a fuckin pen pal She writes once a month to let me know, what's going on and ask how I'm doing its garbage, who told this bit that small talk, vs ie, when the falcon ends. The only note I see from this twat is a suicide note. God damn. It therefore can email mail me maybe laugh when I read that greatly last night You guys I'm telling you, We think everybody stepping up their game here. The questions are getting better, learn about a right will be out of it can job here. You don't have to answer the emails

You sound like you're, almost as angry as I am so I'm going to try to go easy here and talk to you off the ledge. It's not a bad thing that's kind of seems like you, had a good break up and she still wants to be friends with you and if you can kind of still be friends with them, are you gonna, watch out with women? Are you gotta watch out, because you know she might just be. Stand in contact with you, so she can. You know as she's asking how you're doing suddenly, you know push those buttons had that she still remembers. The combination to end suddenly subtly, let you know how good her life is going with the airline pilot that you fuckin now dating or something you to watch out for that shit, but if she says be cool, she found Ellie personal, maybe even once in a while, you get you know, maybe get a fuckin hand. I underrated

aliens running with the devil. This is the same guy. He says, underrated then hail and running with the devil. When I get my one again brothers answering machine, I always scream Jesus fucking Christ. Ass had got the about that thing running with the devil and laugh You know it is not enough. People like this guy in the world. That's really fuck it funny- and I can't even read- is overrated because he's trashing a comedian I'll do that on here, but it was his fuckin hilarious. He waited there. Approbation even said that no one could read it now. Go fuck yourself, I'm not doing that involvement. Biggie Tupac Shit, bill. What what's your best relationship? Well, That relationship with your worst Jesus Christ was my relationship. probably the one I'm in now, because we can have

knocked out dragged out fights and in the end, will end up laughing. Occasionally I would say What is the best one? Because when you younger you don't know how to be in a relationship? You know, I'm saying you just sit there and you yeah. You're, not for me anyway, you let the other person walk all over you and your head. You like I do want to do that, but then you like I'll, keep it happy or one fuck me, and then you continue to lose ground and down I admit I had an argument the other day that it should have been recorded and transcribed and put it to every men's magazine out there, which is one those spoken arguments. You know your girlfriend is in a bad fuckin mood. And whatever thinks you did some shit and she's, not thinking about the situation urine, so she stopped Giving you shit and offer the perfume. I took it like a typical, more guy before finally clapped out. I think

The Miller pocket, no, I mean you top upon for a bucket. Goddamn rednecks out here. Ok, I got up here. The pocket morning driving along these fuckin mountains, yeah I'm a little distance. Ok, what's wrong with you! is wrong with you get when you leave me alone, be it a jerk I want you to go. Marcia talk you tomorrow on that. Was it you with it? if we start to tell her argument, I just sort of like a bail bonica as well to personal. I recently moved from Michigan to go to grad school. At you see our allies if he met. This is another fucking great. When here we go, recently moved from Michigan to go to grad school. At you see, Ally. I ever met one person that is worth my time and allay everyone is barking, fake and think them,

I give a shit about how many calories they ve eaten this week. I can enjoy myself in the nice whether cause I carry these wonderful midwestern man book around with me, while even people that work in Mcdonald have their shuts up showing off their ads, are there any cool it is to go around their life. This is such a great email, because this is what it feels like when you first move out alive. Ok, you go with the usual criticism. Oh my god, everybody so plastic, everybody sulfide everybody, so faint, but the reality is. If you really read between fuckin lines. I think you have to what with this email is. When you move out here, you realize everybody is in you're, not everybody, but there's a lot of people who were in great fuckin shape, and you know you could be effect. Look in and and even realize it you, I mean he just in hurt. You did the bunch of buffaloes walking across the

Why you don't know everybody, then you get out there. You know you get so fuckin flakes when you get that you actually invent shit. That didn't happen. You know, I don't think I give a shit about how many calories have I eaten this week. I love that line because, obviously no one came up and said you know: I've had only one thousand two hundred calories this week. It's just you start creating fit in your head. You know the people in the tunnels are in such good shape that you can make it Oh, you actually have to act like they took their shirts, on which I now obviously you're exaggerating for effect, unlike that douche bag, who sent me the fuckin thing about the fires out here, will act what's gonna happen as you gonna Joint Jim, ok, Let go with that. You know it's not minus three thousand freeze out. So actually somehow, not me a full life relax. You join they get better shape. You learn about nutrition and I was suddenly start feeling better than I

its January in its bucket seventy degrees out and money? These calls from Fuckin back east any dislike. You wanna, be. I do you don't have to live like that. You really don't stop there. Equal places, Garonne Hollywood. Now, if you want, I don't go. You know You're in Hollywood on Fuckin sunset, you money the Times Square in New York City. So there's plenty of cool places to go out and allay allotted outdoor stuff, you could literally up surfing the fuckin beaches. This shit, I got all these mountains around here. We can go hiking to get all that outdoor stuff will will just melt away those man boobs. That's a man, They got a bunch. Your heart brought out here, yet a little plastic fake them, but Gunnar like Hamas, a beach they just go. Just and try to be an actress and they got fuckin damages

gotta, go down allocating at the usual fuckin moron riffraff. When you go down there on the beach is definitely the people guys in the douche bag with their motorcycles are stopped, but believe me, you know I've seen it right, so you really should be better I guess you wanted literally a list of cool places. I don't know if you've noticed the way I've dressed, I'm not exactly a trendsetter whether some cool bars, but I'm not gonna, say them over my podcast, because I dont need eleven of my a listener showing up ruining me drowning. My sorrows in my whisky. Ok, I next one Let the pocket lobby stand up. I've decided to follow your lead in the South check out crusade. I no longer use them anymore because you said because what you said except in cases. Thank God. We got the some person I'd like to offer you a deal about since I've, given up self check outlined the grocery stores. All I ask is that you look deeper into paying bills online. I've done for years with no power. Problems, I love it. I understand your concerns about it. So that's. Why

I merely look. They merely look into what into it with your bag. It's ok to be skeptical of technology, but don't be skeptical because its technology have a great day when I was my point earlier, I'm not here now. Not a hundred percent against technology. Obviously, I'm a big fan of penicillin, eleven the airplane just like my thing is. I dont, like technology where you now acting like it's making it easier and what they really doing is getting a ridiculous amount of personal information on me that they can then use, for God knows what fingerprinting me and scanning my red night at the fucking airports wouldn't get on a goddamned point. I think goes above and beyond. It goes above and be and I know it can easily be explained away by the fuckin toward emails when gonna get.

You know and allow them to be of the same ilk of trusting psychopath at the top of a heap, and I just don't that's it. And his far is open your bills online. I mean the only safety you have is that you that a bunch of people do it in Europe. Spoken stuck in the middle of the hard you now, but if you get, the outside of the herd, you that little fucking dear limping, but at baby there, okay, this honour, You could do it. Do you wanna, do it I'm just saying I don't fuck entrusted unaccountable. My bank account numbers I was mainly talking about banking. I wasn't authority about paying bills, but even that shit, I just don't like doing it. You know like do you can do it go for it. It's all for you, I voice. I like the old school. You know I take out.

Checkbook. Nobody sees my account numbers. I put it in an envelope from guide the post office. Come no one spoke and opened it up and he looks at it then go oh, but you know you don't say. I'll go away by the people at the post of sub ass. He got a little research on this at the body might with a lawyer, and I asked them what were the number one way people get identity, stolen. He said people stealing your mail, and what did he wasn't gonna be put it miss, miss misguided trust or something like that. Basically, you treat you know you date some chicken, she fucking. You know You think that she's enjoying you as much enjoyed join her and she is really to feel what you gonna make some work. It will be person are wallet. Though we know what misguided trust me. You don't need to explain that. I am sorry so I did I get worried about that type of stuff, and I also you know nothing.

Going banking online, as I realise that every account is ensured up to one and I've heard rumors that they're going to bump it up. Somebody sent me an e mail today going to push it up to two hundred and fifty, but what you guys, but the last five years, looking at how insurance companies handle claims and bankers, those linked to the most corrupt fuckin people out, there ensures companies and bankers, and I'm not put my yeah, I'm up my faith in them. You know I don't understand why people are still doing that. Like I said before, I don't know, I'm a paranoid psychopath, and sometimes it hurts me in life but alive, times. It helps me, and I think this is gonna help me. I'm not fucking banking online. You guys can do it hey. You build your mind, you can do it, I'm not doing that either and I make it my fucking makin fingerprinted and my retina scan to get on a fucking airplane. I'm not the one that either and I'm gonna go. She store scanned, my own fuckin food and bag and my own groceries under the guise of-

quicker and easier it isn't it a lot easier from standing with my hands in my pocket pocket and have someone else do it for free. I write, I'm saying some sick. I argue in this point if you want use. The automated fucking grocery store thing by all means, go ahead and do it if you want to make online pay bills by all means, go ahead, but if you want to get your fuckin read the scan to be fingerprinted, I'm not saying, I'll do the shit I'm. I guess I do say, don't do it. I think I say please and what, if you wanted to go it fuck it do it? I just know that I'll be Sidney taken that you're a moron. Ok, if you can handle that. That's it! That's a great that's! You know, you'll be building yourself up spiritually. Why should you care what I think I a time ago. I talked about what was the sweet spot in history. You I mean like living this country like what was perfect, the I'm looking at you Some people were really old.

Get off your near easier? Ninety two still had to live through the fuckin depression, the gospel the wars and I will try think what what the sweet spot was an. I don't want to take you know, maybe if you just miss World WAR, two he had flat fee not to go to create a new tool to Vietnam. I don't look at a lot of it like a tiger cars and sports, so I want to be, I would want to be alive when sports warrant segregated you now. I could see the Le Bronze and that type of ship, but I asked Wanna live when the fuckin cars with a shit and for me that's the voice, fifties and sixty so I guess the first year. I would have to sit through the all white people playing all sports.

But as long as I didn't know it black people look like playing sports. What I know that it sucked you don't owe me like when I First was a kid. I solicitor Mitch Miller records. I don't know they better. I had no let up one existed and I find out they stole it first to welcome object. We gotta get into that again built shut the fuck up. Our support for this person is basically wing, and what do you think is the best period, the sweet spot where you could come up come of age? Hey I was watching dazed and confused with these scary fuckin times that we live in and right now. I know about six months ago, you without seats by America, about a bad guy. Side on. When are you couldn't he said what the day I was watching, dazed and confused. You know that movie there and I think it I think the sweet spot is a senior in high school and nineteen seventys when the meat Michael all over the green monsters, sweet spot.

The bad of American. All I'm read that run, of course, for the second reading. He said, I think I think a senior in the nineteen Seventys was the meatball MIKE low over the green monster, sweet spot in the bad of american history you're out of wars and all that, but all bullshit, this before global warming. Population crisis, crystal Meth, hyper in play, in steroids and George Bush, We wouldn't have toys like the internet, the ipod, but I'm twenty now and I'll gladly give up all the achievements Go back I spoke about where I wasn't there from such a bad out loud reader, each of us to go back to the seventies, walk in a moment, speeding around in a caprice, not given a fuck unaware that fossil fuels are exactly the same. We're out of those cheat and John Paul poorly role, joint back when we, wasn't laced with. Better means and inhabit format.

Well, I mean I did have a gas crisis in the early seventies but yeah. I know what you mean, that is a great fuckin time. They're, not wearing a condom. That's another great point morning the pills and penicillin have a nice day. Silly, you guys dynamic. My point is weak, really well written about it. If I can read it. I'd have to agree with that. Then you know without as great as if you came when you're in the seven you were senior in the seventies. You could also pick up muscle card that point you know became years old. He could probably get a for nothing. You know because people realise that fuckin all these God nerds the come around ruin. It bother you restoration, original, got the original radio, seven thousand dollars and he has a heavy and there you realize that never seem of working people. I because apparently wonder for those is a banker right, doktor assumption who can afford

if I could be out of fifty thousand dollars, forgot them Mustang. I obeyed him. I guess that's! alright douche bag of the weak already did this You want to hear my snark email back to him. Why, I actually do believe the trees just explode in fires only burn brown shit. I've never heard the cigarette with cigarettes. Nominal that you speak of. Could you elaborate that's why that was a tone I took with him, God, I'm so stupid. Thank you, for my place. It's amazing that you caught that I recorded fifty minutes a ridiculous statements last week, none of which were meant. Taken seriously except for the part about the fires was by no means deliberately thing ignored things in order to get someone a lap. I truly believe every word of the fire state of the union address. Thank God. Let me know both the seriousness his nature and the cause of fire fires. Just don't happen. I've got.

Admit that the memory I will make sure to detract my statements next week, which I didn't actually just created, douche bag. I know that person which is trying to be sarcastic back to me and I miss read it. Maybe that's what it was all right here, some information, mom, are you now I see a lot of shit Evidently I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I was his bitching about muscle cars being overpriced. They have still not been digitize. You know they have some fender strand Johnny Rotten, not on the Fuckin Fret Board and I get Fifty grand now this guy saying your complaint about the cost of it. Guitar. Guitars is largely unfounded. Stop right there, sir, and let you know that most of my opinions are largely unfounded. That should be the name of my next next special, largely and found it specifies specifically in the case of both the fender and gives him the two companies you cited in your rent,

where the quality of their production line took a huge nosedive from the mid eighties up until the last two years, or so switching to oversee workers for the bulk of their production using cheaper, would paint electronics over our practice. Craftmanship cetera have all added to the embarrassingly low quality of most instruments on the market. Today, I'm definitely with you on my surprise, Overrated been any been any Gibson and orphaned or model made before nineteen. Seventy eight is well worth a decent chunk of change. Fuck it points putting me in my place. Yeah. It's love em like bit my my thoughts on that away beyond largely unfounded. I really dont know what the fuck him talk by the obvious, equating it like the housing market with you bought a house ten years ago, there was a great thing to do, but if you bought one, three years ago. An apartment like I did your fuckin Morland and I want right now is, I think,.

Once everybody is aware that how much something is worth and that its gonna be, It all worked a lot of money in the future. I really feel like nine times out of ten once is exposed you wanna be buying those guitars twenty ten twenty years ago, Nobody realise no one really thought about how much they were gonna be worth. Could then you could get them for nothing in order me, but now top dollar bill. You paint fifty grand for offend a fuckin thread. I mean. It gonna be what the hundred and three year. I don't understand it, and it's kind of like the house is right. I bought mine about an apartment at the peak of his ship. I bet it's not even worth two. Thirdly, what the fuck I pay for, and now it's all coming down. That's all I'm saying I think that say I'm fine, a warm out of it because you told so totally fuckin nailed made at the floor now

You know what I can argue. All you guys were at some point. I have to admit. I don't know what the fuck and look at what the fuck I'm talking about. Goddamn committed. I just look at a guitar am I get sounds good, but you fuckin scuffed up you, don't you think, you're fuckin, fifty grand it would be so scruffy timeframe speaking of which is the last thing I must say, and I got a wrap up this park ass. Forty five minutes is, I want to take a drive down the street you a day, and I swear to God yesterday Sunday out here and allay any three miles straw driving over to the highway I saw fourteen open houses. I've never seen anything like this in my fucking life I don't know. Wait, and you can also get some explain this to me it is all these houses for sale and if they, while the house's pursue, I get that ok.

What I don't understand is why you can also get a great deal on went out here. I would think that all those but obviously there leaving their houses. That would cause the rental demand rental units to go down because people who are living in houses that they air quote owned And now looking to rent and then whence would be going up, but it's the reverse out here, so the only thing I can guess is that people are leaving LOS Angeles, they just say fuck it. I don't know Is it? Is it like that? Will you guys are at their there? A bunch of open houses I mean it did so told me yesterday was trying to figure it out here by giving a first easily find a place that given the first month for free and you get a fuckin ip and I actually thought she thought like great a great deal. We will do that. Unlike wait a minute, it's gonna call me twice that too can pack all my shut up and move. When

Just go by an ipod stay where I met see that about always a moron right, this is a really weird podcast. I understand that, but the boy but step away here from the phone and get on with my a dandy, I won't. Let you guys know that the contest winners, Thea the birth or away. I send out Maybe this so I don't have to worry Being called ably, I sent two out of three but one person, I'm still waiting. Few to email me back and you know who you are you're, the guy who draw but to me when I was in Houston, Texas, outside the bar freaked me out and handed you're prostate exam. Manuscript, I still. You're right you're address, so I can send you a dvd. And that's basically it and I would like on this week this week, while you people love delays, I am- we do want a better sit down at the comedy store tomorrow, night Tuesday,

February, twenty fourth, The flier right here on my desk When I got here right now- It's on the twenty sixth see that I cite the wrong date wait a minute. I can't forget other gig, I put it on the other, the boy, twenty six Would it be it the calmly store? I it's a benefit for world hunger, me cabin meal and Jeff Richards in a bunch of other hilarious fucking people, but I felt myself for there, the egomaniac. I am why, when I say new forces actually famous hinges on a great great, showed we'd bags bang. My head of this goddamn, I got this woman. My fucking apartment where you supposed to have a like. They have this this. This goddamn iron chandelier hanging from the ceiling, and I don't know what it is about. Five ten anything hits me right now.

My forehead, such probably hanging about five foot, eight. Comes whatever table underneath it unnecessary either end of it. I guess. Can you please the peace, but I don't I use this is a fact that Rome I got my desk up against the wall and I have this fucking light. Him three data Bank, my forehead on it, never forehead like Superfly smoker. Really hurt. That's one of those ones where you hit your head so high hard that, like only one of your eyes, starts tearing up and your teeth, fucking slam together, okay, regrouping anyway. I want to thank everybody for coming out to my show out and out the new title. I called you buncher, rednecks or whatever, but I had a great time out there and I will definitely be back cause. It's an awesome club white, guys a club and fans were great out there and if only a fuckin two hour, flight soda it's just gave set a match. I will definitely be there.

Well, you people who don't live in these areas, They were the fuck. Am I gonna become an upper that exclude. I have, as the end of March makes you take a little time off out here is on working on some stuff on Ella stuff I wanna be. It house, a comedy and Saint Louis, the end of march and be at the Lake Shore Theatre in Chicago last Friday. In April I don't have my laptop and for me, and I think, on April. Fourth, I'm gonna be it. The ignored but Trot Marina. It's all my website. Ok, you probably. The dates right out of pocket everything up Columbus, Ohio. I have come up, Campi Arizona, I am working on a couple of things, possibly a San Francisco data, one night or on a Monday night, I'm workin on doing something like that.

That's the deal, but I really get on blown away seriously. No more blocks podcast. This is serious, don't you know how Jerry Lewis can be silly and then sometimes serious, I'm being is generally serious, Jerry Louis it's hard serious, Jerry, Louis, right now, where I really want that globally, blown away by the amount of people will come out to my shows and I'm having. The best shows in my life, because a mesh absolutely thrilled by the amount of people coming to see me I got a whole new hours shit for you. So please my shoes, it began, make it you still got. The podcast have a good one

don't get yourself a printed. I read the scant. We don't do that shit, ok, red nineteen, eighty, four, even old fictions! That's my bible! Like yourself right, let's get out! I got having a week and I will gladly next Monday night.