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this time, the more they will talk about the south I'm going to get mine in March is what I'm going to do. What I'm just going to wait. You know to see if anybody from January had any weird side effects and that's what I'm gonna do. I'm don't feel young people amuse myself as a guinea pig I might as well right still smoke the occasional cigar. I did plenty damage to my liver. Although these Rwanda taken the fuckin vaccine and they sit, didn't fuck and whole host. Tv dinners like did not already poisoning themselves. You ever hear the difference. I decided I decide what taught that they put in my body. This is my temple. If I want to spread graffiti all over the inside people, its black history month, soap the white person. I think I need to confess about something

This is how I am last night. I was watching Celtics, of course, right there really white thing to do and plain the Atlanta Hawks right, some sit there I'm watching the game. I turned around like that. Third quarter, I got a little busy and we want the ship kicked out of a threw down by like twenty battle to the end as all celtic teams to and I'm watching it and at one point somebody on our team fault followed one of the hawks. Right and the hawks Golden first, what I put the fucking game on its sets: the NBA. Now it's like you know the cell the green and white they were like gray and green, and the Atlanta talks are like red, white and yellow and their wherein, like all black and then but he's got like lime, green sneakers. Aren't it's just like the colors, you just out the fuckin. When I just think now the dislike, listen, you! We got the graphics. So you know that

explain and then we're just going to create ninety seven jerseys. So you know some all of our jerseys will match all the different colors of all the Jordan. Once that's that's my thing, but old guy. So I still go by colors my eyes It is bad. I can't fuckin read you know at a distance or even up close summit. I'm there on the floor, met some say that I'm watching the game, so one of the Celtics follow What follows one of the hawks, so the hawk goes the line. I do a close up of em like a three quarters, shot not to get a Hollywood, but that's what it was. Basically, you know from above Mitchell, up and I see on is Jersey. It said Emily Kay. and in my white brain I was going like way: deeply Milwaukee Tattoo Planet, Lynn,.

And then I looked, and I saw that one thing: a psychic something first allows like Emily all fact. Like history month, Martin Luther king. Too bad, that's how fuckin why they are you cause? You know. Sometimes Atlanta has like eighty l, so I thought Milwaukee was trying to be cool, but we're like in the two thousand. There was a horrible time. We're everybody try, they give their city a nickname like Pittsburgh became the burg. Cleveland the land. and the one of the worst ever Boston I get. Member We get emails help people when you come up to the bean, I'm so glad that sea like that faded away anyway, so I died that that's what Milwaukee was doing. I thought that there was stealing from Atlanta cause. You know it basic

we considered a really cool place is all in all a rap stars, their hot landau, the beautiful women This generates a fuckin fun place to go to write so and indeed who excited about Milwaukee. I excited about Milwaukee because I'm super white, I loved a walkie, it's like Chicago. Without all the People you can still get a wonderful home right on Lake Michigan and not have to deal with all the fuck prices down there and Chicago, and you close enough. If you want to go to Chicago. You know you want to get.

You know, you spend a little money for a fuckin suv right all the way down there and you you're good to go so anyway. My apologies, my apologies. I actually, I told a story like three comedian friends, that I knew I course call Keith Robinson and I had to let him know, and he can't he read me the right act. I don't have the message army, but that there was so much get it together Bill forty kept saying to me so anyway, the Celtics less another. Once we ve lost to the pelicans, we block at twenty some pointless, Then we lost the maps and then we lost to the hawks, and I gotta tell you this is becoming one of those times where assholes sports rights from the EAST coast. What they love to do is fuck over the local home team because they don't care.

The local halting they pretend like they do. But if you look at a lot of em they're, not from that area, so they just write and sports shit. So there is to stir shit up and try to find controversy where there is controversy and then they try to like you know, sell paper so get people to read their fucking blog. So I'm starting to feel like there's going to be people start asking like is Brad Stevens, the guy? He is the guy and I'm calling her right now, the Celtics in the next five years ago to win a title. Three hundred and twenty five years, they're going to win a title, and I have faith and Danny Ainge and Brad Stevens just right now we're just going through a rough patch. Just like his life. You know. Sometimes you go through a little bit of a rough patch, but you know you don't just fucking quit enjoying the fucking Wall

There's you know or join, though, that the Yankees insane David Wells to fucking Toronto, and then you start right around later. Like you just did something. Sorry, do you write it up? You write it out. Anyway, so I've been reading this book, the verbally abusive relationship and how to recognize it. Some, like that- and I got be honest with I picked up this book- being like when I read this book, I'm just gonna be like you up. I know that person. This is this person, my life you when I was a kid yeah yeah that checks all the boxes of victim right and I read them- thing at all, I'm saying is me yeah.

a lot of shit there? I dont do it as bad as the people before me, but I still fuckin do it. So I it's really been this amazing book to read and you know like whenever we didn't episode about this on it's a family where you were when you, when you say you confront somebody about some bullshit. They did. You write You know and you waited a while, because you know you didn't know how to maybe do it in the moment or even Stan how fucked up it was, and then you got some more information or somebody to you a story where something happen to them and what they did in overseeing the holy shit. That happened to me- and I didn't say anything so by the time you come to him, They always say what I never did that like. I was just a joy to sensitive. I didn't Eliza that was being like abusive cousin. You like ass lighting, the other person. So what are they

instead. I realise that I do is like my wife will be talking about you know, being in show business and stuff and out, for culture is in and that they don't you do this and they don't let you do that and whenever hid it makes me upset and the site bought that that's like at the wrong way to look at this shit data. Let me do this, they told me they fuck them. Fuck everybody just go do what you want to do and just keep doing it, and if it's good people will know, Still come there and when they come there, everybody else will have two fuckin deal with you. You know stop fucking sitting. Like wine and in shit right? It's me gotta be uplifting. So for years she told me she goes one that not everybody is wired like you and. And I was like I wasn't wired like me-. I came any I fucking, you know I learn to be like that right and I kind of Rio.

But for this book was just like what I wasn't like letting other people. Go on the same journey, it's just like already figured it out of pocket thirty years in his bed, get to where I am now or quit your wine, and you know being like that so interesting Lee enough last night. He has been watching the show and PBS where they take all these famous people, people in the public eye social rights. What have you would have the fucking com and they d do like they're, dead dna thing, find out like about their ancestry right, so I'm watching it last night, it was money that they had this this this. Why do? forget was now. I dont like a member anybody snake right, so he sitting there.

The guy the host Africa to marry? guys. Reading demolish shit he's just like. While I'm here, that's that's crazy! Then it ok point you, if you had a relative, they got like abducted. Turn. I dont get two into this question. forgot his desire. I wanna make fun of these people. Bushes interesting me tat. He never went deep. But then, while that's crazy, what's funny because the kind of sea the whole is trying to pull emotion out of, and how does that make? You feel necessarily. That's just me crazy. it sounded, like you know in others. Do she fuckin hipster ice cream places where you go there and its just like this? Has this has like lemon halls peppermints.

It's just like why the fuck would you stick out? An icy will, try they give you a little. Do she wooden spoon, never say that's interesting It's a watch is somebody do like do it's fuckin there arose It was of a cigar I've. I've spoken that about that. I hate cigar reviews and I'm getting hints of cocoa with some chopped? Oh, oh, oh, I think I'll go work by this plant week just smoke. The thing you fanatic, you just like me so anyway Then they went and they did for Rail Williams. They did his right and with all the black people on the show they go. It like it just immediately is just obviously saying because of the history they find out with his they found out. the way back to not only his relish that were slaves. There was a pain,

Think of the slave or in the guy, goes right on the next page, you're going to see the white and that owns your ancestors and they turned the and it was like. Whoever painted this picture did not like this guy or this guy. Was truly the most evil person on the fucking planet. I mean this guy. Look like it looked like a painting a haunted house- and he literally had to like leave the interview at one point and come back a monthly. to finish it, and so I was watching that whole thing, and I was this. while this is, and then you listen to like white people go like do the exact same thing from that fuckin verbal abuse of thing like I was a long time ago, in other words the potato not validating it and not giving any sort of closure and the whole thing just picked up the whole thing just that book in war, The whole thing came because so

if your white person and you fuck and open minded- and you actually want to try to learn that it was one of the most educational things I've ever watched I don't know whenever I go, and I watched stuff like that anything from watching kids bully kids to like hard core. like concentration, camp slavery, and all that I would say the same thing I just say: fuck and hate people. I don't know why I say that, but I just do I just fuckin is just the level that the ship- we are capable of, and I turn myself in there too, That is why I don't I there. It is that's. Why not believe in a higher power, I just don't that he would make human beings there are she you know you're funny is. Is it like this is that this is the God that would women go like female. Like that's a great argument: oh yeah, so

he's the one responsible for serial killers and slave owner. no God is responsible for the daffodils again there's something to say about. the yen and the Yang of Good and evil, but good day verses a bad day, how could you appreciate stuff? You know if everything was just great, the time it would just be normal and you would what a flat like veto, which is why the cost up to Heaven never made sense to me. Where is just every day, you're in Heaven. It's like, I wouldn't get boring after well, you never stop mr toe anymore, just everyday,

it just sitting. There is greater these guys. Amazing thousand eat fuckin days it all. It does. Is again I got it, but if you're happy that I'm here, I'm happy to be where I happy my fucking face, hurts from smiling. Does it ever rain here, yeah, but I don't know that I brought it up She gave me the name of the PBS thing, PBS Shoney's fighter, PBS, show ancestry. Finding your roots with Henry Louis Gates, I'm tellin you and if you can find the one. The one that I was just talking about. I mean it's.

its ridiculously moving and an unbelievably education. So I highly recommend that are so ploughing ahead here, the smugglers, some positive in that I get to some of the darkest behaviors of human beings. So my kid right now is absolutely she has the balance by down its, and I cannot describe the feeling is dead, to see your kid learn how to balance on a bike: cuz she's, not with the pedals yet but she's just right there she's at the point. Now we have a little hill in the driveway. She can go from the hill in the driveway

all the way to the garage which is probably like thirty yards and books like literally last week. All she could do is maybe like we do know. We have like the concrete, so it is like square concrete, Chico like a square and a half and then the big squares right. So I was kind of doing like you know this. One of those things fell off like green things from palm tree fell off, so I just would put it does a? U what this far, let's see if he can go to this year, you just turn everything into a game form right. So I took her to a couple, a parks where she could really just go around and you know just play this game. You know, She likes me that, like just pretend like I'm talking and I'm hanging out and all the said, she almost runs over my toes and I flip out and ice cream like she's going to run over, and I you know I get way in front of her in the next

I know you better start, don't run over their feet. She thinks it's the forty sing ever it. Meanwhile, she doesn't understand that she's going faster and she started glide and all that stuff. Could she laughed and having a good time right. So yesterday the whole thing just click and I got it on video and everything and I swear to God, I'm telling you it's the DE grace experience as well as other, just literally becoming too. That is seen her figure. That thing out the look on on a kids face when they get it. It's like they learned how to fly. It's fuckin unreal, so I am now going to

now I have to do is the bigger bike and, what's so funny, look out resistance on this little level, I was to change where you can go back to my podcast when I just go off on the balance like this bike, I bought where it would not. Let you put training wheels on it. You know, and they would like you, no training wheels are actually detrimental to blah blah blah blah, and I would end in the fact that they took away is I just don't like being controlled, and I didn't have to understand that the bike that I bought because I didn't read out just like you know she wants a blue bike and blue there's blow bike by blue by great and then My God, what a united even read anything just classic me classically classic, lashing out being verbal,

the abusive towards the balance by people with not even knowing what I'm bitching about. That's gonna be on my fuckin headstone. So now I get it. You just put the bead. Take the pedals off the fuckin thing. It's a balance like Anna, like you just don't, have the pedals on its now. I'm just going to have her get on that thing in what I have to teach her now, is, is that the hand breaks Learn how to do that and like pedal and all that, but what's great, is with the balance. Bike is their instinct when they start to Tipp over to put their feet down. Which is to saving gracefully exact thing that I was really yet about was, I love. My kid I dont want to fall down and get hurt was what I was really worried about in as it comes

me. It's me screaming yelling, which course makes you guys laugh. So I can't totally cure that of me. Erasmus, despite yes, will turn into that was a character, Stuart, smaller and that's ok, so. I got a few days off here which I can't believe it's going to hang with the family. and do a little barbecue and I'm going to see if I can get around the the bigger green bike. I'm so freaking excited for it, but I'm also awesome. Try not to rush or anything like so we can do little. Dr later, on this weekend, little family drive and I've gotten into this different kind of music If you want you kid to get a c d, seen their young, the sign it really got her into. It was on dirty deeds. There's a song called dirty these under cheap as the album, the American Album anyways and there's a son called I'm a rock

it's a really Fass kind of silly song and it's crazy energy, stuff and choices that she was dead away. Cdc think so crazy, Why do you think so? Crazy, though, is this go away and other alone? That's the ban data. That's that's five lunatics they go crazy. They make eighty thousand people go crazy. Every night, it's a great thanks. So so I'm putting together a little playlist for her of meal near has her music, and I have my music so she's. Listening to you, don't just gone like real, simple basic rock stuff, so its thirty eight special hold. Loosely lcd see I'm a rocker

and then I'm going to have her play, I'm playing that Joan Jett. I love rock and roll and I'm kind of hoping if she watches a video cuz Joan Jett is like one of the you know. Most badass rock stars ever it can maybe make your interested in guitar whatever I'm just so you know, I'm not forcing influences, but I'm definitely doing little passing shots shooting a few across the bow to see. If she turns her head and follows it say so I downloaded that song and I never noticed that that song, it's it's. It's a really interesting song if you listen to their production on its first of all its three bars of four and then one bar of three which I never noticed, which is why, in the end, when their singing they chop off a word, the rock bow, but damn in Dubai waiver,

damn right, the late. They skipper. That's that's that's three, which is basically just taken one when an old away. I guess I don't even those technical shit, then if you to listen to the track its once like a drum machine. It sounds like it Rick Reuben who did like the elbow cool, J and Beastie boy shit in the beginning, It sounds like one of his tracks before he was making music. Now I was wondering if he was involved in it or if he was too young, as ever He can't he made it real young, like he was it like, and why you make it beats in everything, and then he was in that whole downtown village Tribeca scene, shit like over their beastie boys book like what Oh in New York, used to be like after dark adjusting like sorted this.

No man's land of like just young, creative people and but anyway, I think if you listen to track this like a number of things that almost like the whole rifts sounds like a loop? If it isn't it's incredible guitar plank as it sounds. So everything even like Joan jets. How that she does sounds like the exact dig that same one they just kept drop in it. In those talks, a body. My Dave COS. does all the music for office for family any goes? is now because I don't think he's back then they recorded on tape. That would have been really hard to do all of that. But have a listen there's something about that song where it almost seems. It feels one of those original. As far as the rat that I heard in my youth a cul de sac, the first shit that I heard it, like one of those tracks with like rocket tar over it,

yes, I was just going to be like this simple song and I was listening to it, and I just kept listening to it over no, I started playing drumstick leg out whatever and then the beat turned around like what the fuck just happened. There. Oh shit, I don't I've, never even notice that I used to sing along to the song too. Towards the end, we had the job of the all of rock and roll whatever the fuck you have to do to get back on the one I never noticed said, and then that's like it. Genius fuckin track. Because one of the big things First, she with any sort of like you know, a big record label was they want, basically wanted everything in four and if you did anything an odd time, they would free bout being like that's not going to be a hit like that's gonna, fuck people up and then I could. I know what's going on so these these artists got so good, get so good at it did you know some regular

Miles breathing dope, like me, wouldn't even notice that there was one bought bar of what's in this country considered odd time. Anything! That's not for. not saying that there's not songs and three four, but if they would have it in three for the day, the whole song would be in three four and seven we're just sort of swayed and was always about like a fuckin, a ship, you don't mean. Anytime, like I don't know why anytime fuckin they some rule and music anytime, you would write a song about being at sea. It had to be mean older than that, the weather yeah well blow lament down that did that's stupid fuck. It Pierre romance in three dead and all those baby boomers just sway and back and forth. Lieutenant whereon bows bout, said mad? What are you doing here? Was it's a real

If you like a fuckin music nerd like myself, you should check out or something to forget the name of the I think on me. I got one of the cruellest Fuckin drum books And it's all of this shit that it's all the shit that I wanted to learn history of the. Let me see if this is right here it is. I got a killer drum book, get the breakbeat Bible, if you just into like be function, any sort of like all that could go snowed shit all that shit. That came out of like all the way back to Little Richard. Indeed, James Brown. All of this

from the Seventys and then what hip hop did what samples, and all that like this, is the fuckin book to get in, and it's like, you can take all of your influences with this shit and in trying to spin it in some sort of different direction. It a incredible book and recently I've just sort of been listening to. I love the seventies drums outright and I've just been like wanting to rather than go on like Itunes issues, which is the one that I use. I I don't want to just go there and just get like the great Ohio players. I've been I've been listening to them, which it was always a frustrating band for me to listen to, because I always think I just the way they mix the base and the drums it was so like on top of each other. My ears just warrant good enough.

to you noted here like what they were doing and the drummer Guy James Diamond Williams is it was. It is an incredibly accomplished player and was having a good jazz background and he throws some fucking shit in there. It's got a killer but any is amazing. Licks that he'll throw that make no sense is far as like. If you wanna hit, they usually don't become like that complex, but anyway, rather than just no one like the Kids like fire. In title whatever it's like. I want to go back and fucking listen to all the besides ship, so I want to. I want to get the albums. Like I did that would Joan genocide. I want to get I love rock and roll off the greatest sits. I wanna get the album that this came off off of a ninety. anyone

I've been doing that with that on them and I I got into Casey in the Sunshine Ban and. It just the way they marketed him. It was really interesting that the whole thing so much of this stuff is just about. Accident fuckin, it was just all like a party and like how that sort of like. Caught on like postwar, gave post the Vietnam WAR resists like this. Do some blow fuckin, dads and back each other, just be whatever the fuck you want to be. I don't know why, but this cover of this album legacy? If I can find it, I think I download I ve got around my phone. It's one of the funniest fuckin like. cut album album covers I've ever seen where it looks like he's rocketed to the sky right. It's

the name of song I downloaded was. I think one was Kay pasta. Nea was: do you want to go party? and it's often one thousand nine hundred and seventy nine album eyelid have to take a picture of the album. This is how bad my eyes are. Not take a picture of the album. Why does it linger on the phone for so long like I'm going to do some Photoshop shift to it? When are they going to realize? I don't have those skills Ok, do you want to go Party Casey, the Sunshine Ban and its? lead singer, whose last name was Casey Csp wife is first, was Henry or Herbert, or some one scumbag Casey he's sitting on like a cork, that's just popped off a bottle right like that. Like the fuckin. Sex metaphor here is please riding it and there's a woman in front like right in front of them Looks like he's banger, but they got clothes on

I wish you'd get ready to bust is not right, and these there's a big orange sort of. I would thank the moon. Maybe that's weird, neither sums What looks like the sun any shooting up in this came out and nineteen seventy nine right before disco ended in his career was gonna take a massive change. So it look he's being shot into the stratosphere, I'm sure that's what they thought, but the way is a history. What he was really being just got over the hill like here. It is the time for this music and this disband. It's time. You know what we're getting you out of here escorted out, and now all this I get new wave and all the other shits gonna come on. It's really interesting so anyway, so I'm just Babylon on this fuckin podcast Ameri thirty formats and I haven't. Even

Do the story about solo and a helicopter the other day I had this fucking great flight, like I've gotten back into trying to get my instrument rating. I've cleared all my schedule, not just some fuckin doing it after the summer, vacation near three, eight thing empty, but family, but so you know I'm a really, obviously cautious pilot and everything and You know I like to be like totally overly overly overly like ready to solo, but then still do ten more lessons with an instructor. So that's where I was at right and it was a nice day. I came up pre flight at the helicopter that I ran to my instructor at the airport. He was hanging out with this other guy

nkosi going to take episodes has like you know. I don't know I kind of got some stuff to do within the guys with he goes, go! Do it now? Is the time go? Do it get over the hump or else she never going to do it, and I was like he's right he's right. You know I got my confidence up, so I went out. The helicopter Ifly have like a little four wheeler and it's Oh hell appeared, I take it out of anger, I bring it all away out and you know the big thing is for me: it's it's nothing about taking off flying around and landing its death. It's the hell appeared thing I my whole time flying I've always just set out on the ground. The ground is very forgiving. It's the fuckin earth. It's kind of hard to miss the earth. Do you know when you set it down? You're, not gonna? U few can't fall off the earth is much is flat authors. Thank you kid but when you setting Gonna help had there is a finite space. For you to put this thing in this.

For we learn a little toe hitch in its only likes immediate looks like it's right there, like your parking behind a fucking car and when you get over the hell, a pad, if you hover there, too long close to the pad was called in ground fact, is you swirl all the air and it causes the helicopter become unstable and you gotta do a lot of stuff with you feed to try to keep tail straight. You know the nose pointed forward and set it down what you really want to do. You know it's just sort of becoming And this really really slow descent and just almost like drive it onto it. So anyway, I brought the thing up. You know I took my time. I did the whole pre flight. It did the whole thing just made just meticulous of learning all the names of parts all of this stuff. I brought the thing out. I got a filled up, I did everything every did everything by the book and lifted her up. You know she went a little bit too

but I was able recovered quickly. Nothing crazy because I mean sure that I got her light on the skids and I sort of adjusted the trim. So I could bring her up in a nice controlled way, backed away from the past. You know I had already made my radio call and was cleared for take off and, like I just sorting out major, my tail was clear brought it over, took off from the d actually taxi way now and I had this amazing flight flew all away out to bracket and which is just west of Ontario in there. This little path, the north side- and I just went there and I just practice, pick ups and set down in the first few were rough, and I just kept test pick.

Up to an a clearing turned to the right and just settle down just over and over and over again till I got it thou where I could set it down like a daisy, then I requested straight out departure right. No fuckin went back to the airport at everything down I was listening to the aid is cause. I have to go airport airspace and then immediately in the next airspace? Where I want went land, I won't have time. Eighty suggests the information see no, what runway, where the winds blowing and all that shit so called the tower. If there was great I came, for landing want. I know I fucked up was. I was I get like all the latest technology other stinks I can actually monitor while list one frequency while listening to the other, so is going through the airspace of one. I had to make the call to get permission to transition their airspace, and I was listening. The aid is of of the airport,

I wasn't gonna have time is a second. I was out of their airspace in the other one, and I have to ask for permission to and I have to tell them that I listened to the information and I know what the fuck is going on right saws, monitoring that which is a great feature, and when I went when I was done, I then cleared out that frequency in putting the frequency for Next airport I didn't shut off was the monitoring device. So when I came into the airspace of the poor, I was gonna land. I was also still listening to the other airports airspace and, as cleared the land I was coming in, and I heard them clear somebody to take off. It was the same numbers. Is the runway and they will come in the other way, and I was like what the fuck. but you know is this for like half a second, and so I just but a cheated over to the where the when he got I just

did it over to the taxi way just in case, and I want to fuck it. Eighty doses that what this is half a second thing, but I stay calm. I figured it out. I also made the move in case the date traffic control for some reason forgot that I was coming in and they decided to do. You know the wind change that quickly that they become an at me so, Oh, ok, learn that something every time right. So then I came in landed and then Like I did, we go dig boy timeless, that it down on the pad right. So I came in and because did all of that work. I came in. I set it right down the pad everything when great and then newest lairs was. I didn't the four wheeler and gear so media driving around I landed on it and the four wheeler started to move with. That with the fucking hell appeared in me on it like a jerk off,

but you know the way to the helicopter stopped it like immediately to like rolled like three people sitting on like am. I really have to lift up back off the hell, a pad set this fucking thing down, shut it off. Go over. Put that fucking thing again. I would look like a complete jerk off, but that's just shit that you learned, so I had it in neutral just because it's an old four wheeler, it's kind of makes you want. We can start as if the nutrients a pain, the ass and I The two things to make sure didn't role. I put him under the tires of the four wheeler, rather than the hell, a pad that. That was a mistake, because before four, we Lucas can just role right up and over himself other than that it went grey. The story is really just further pilots out there, because everybody else they can we go to pop in dialogue, dumb shit, that they say in where the great. He's ever learn. It said the base aviation. Is it

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but you so? What's going on spill bird, it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday February, twenty fifth, two thousand and thirteen has recovered.

I'm still in Boston by my record, is still fucked up to just bear with me. This can be one more week, but I promise I plugged in my laptop so they want The fan sound this week at least I got rid of that right Snow went out here, I'm sitting tell room. I got the Oscars on in background knock as I wanna watch him near was watch him. I told you go downstairs to the bar. Will I do this, my bike around the planet? Casper sound, like shit sounds like shit with one person forget about two, I don't know, I would I just you know I was outside to do the stupid podcast and I had this I'm down on the tv, and I saw a barbarous try said I called you shouldn't she singing. I know sheet obviously has stage fright she doesn't like to do it, so turned it on and she was singing that song memories. which is Zob, whose kitten

it's one of the most pressing forward. Songs you ever going to listen to readjust affected. My move. Barbara? If you listen to this, could you please stop saying that fuck and so on where we are used to be a lot of our dreams, students have now we're gonna die right, I fuckin not like said songs. Later, I don't mind. Individual pay now speaking songs. I read you know I've known about that. Bruno Mars for a while. I just I listen to them. But if a shepherd gentlemen, old man, I can't really Somebody said about the prime of their life. I lived through, the prime, my life at least, I hope I did what maybe I hope I didn't mean to get better at some point. The barbarous dry would be fuckin. Berman me out the goddamn depressing songs

it was annoyed. She always things it with the most sparkly fuck addressing We know that some put a gun in your mouth Jesus took our richer gear is now it's just that I dont need to see just talk. Big fuckin earnest Borg night died, which I didn't even know. Half the people who are dying made movies. When I was a kid now, which means that fuckin grim reaper us sickle. Is right on my ass? I don't need to see that our need to see that somebody who did something on e t just died or some I will make the fuckin shark fin jaws died. Why guess maybe Do that I should get you get his eyes. You get his do right. Do you hear me typing here, I dismember needed to talk about something tat. I should get his do without fuck wheel.

Got it up. What I mean, I just fine, really depressing. You know better anyways. The hell am I talking about. I'm I'm I'm here in Boston and it's gonna be a rough one people. This is clearly a rough one. What's it once again, talking to my fuckin laptop. Is this bizarre to me a lot of my comfort zone there there I said it did. I ever watched all the Oscars did. They did do they do that stupid moment. They do every year where they go movies. They allow us to dream. They allow us to look at differently, they allow us to see a future where things are better. there s nothing about balls sticking to our legs in the summer time. If you dont have air conditioning it's great to go in the theater.

Actually didn't see a lot of the movie seizure Jesus look at fuck it ass on her. Ass notice, Nicole kept me. Did too many of those those shoulda shrug exercises. What the fuck was going out with her she Louis cornerback just and enact up is pilates pilates I can one good thing that we got out of the acquisition. Didn't we is. We got that little pilates stretch Iraq there are fucked up. Was the acquisition, her don't you people go around torture near to say that you believed in the bearded baby. You know Is it any wonder why I left that religion whose kitten hope I don't want to get up there? fucking early anyways. I write a huge huge week before get going here. I want to thank everybody who were came out to the Patrice O Neill benefit on Tuesday night. It was an

believable success and it was so great to finally send send them off the right way. I gotta tell you: Nobody on the show was hilarious and I really felt that people stepped up and we'll just go above and beyond Keys Robert said was the funniest I've ever seen him colleague Quid Jim Norton David. Everybody crushed in Edwards was was great just because you know he does a lot of writing and, I think not, People know what a phenomenon community is rich fossils did Bobby Kelly jumped on the grenade, came out. First, we'll sell vets. Who else? Let me somebody in there somebody they're gonna get upset, but it was so. its success, I hope that we get to do it again because it was To see all those guys and everybody course was backstage, try

everyone some people were suits other people didn't so immediately. There was a hat fields and Mccoy going on in green rooms, everybody was gettin. Trashed Norton took a nice pounding. Poor guy got us, often shape these thinks he's looking good, but evidently he bought a suit when he was a little more podgy officer. Everyone was trash him about that, and you know I got some shit for my big head. the usual. The usual sort of that check for tat that went on backstage butter I want to thank everybody who came out if it really was, some night and I feel very thankful that all you guys who bought tickets came out anti people about the poster. That's the thing. I really hope that we can do it again at some point. I have no idea when next year, for years. I have no idea, but it was too fun tonight at least consider

we do it again. I write so they all right back to the podcast here have already started this thing a couple of times. I should get a fiery brought this up, but Tom Papa has joined the wonderful world of all things, comedy podcast network that I started without magical. he's gonna be taking a new stand up special free tickets available if you're in the New York area he's gonna, be at the Scoreboard that already do this- I probably already did, but I'm adored again, that the scoreboard on March Seventh, Look up there. I don't remember that I already doing it probably already. Did it Jesus Christ anyways? We are always talking about singers. So Bruno Mars was this guy, that you know I know it was attacked. can't whatever, but, like I said, you know a lot of songs of spot being young governing party and that all being. You're twenties and that type of thing in the nominal bastard.

I think a closer to kneel young age that I am Bruno Mars, but I don't know I was doing, I click and going through the internet, and I saw him sing on that show the voice tat. I know it was the voice, I would know watched it cause. I don't like that show, unlike other city, what the fuck it back to the singer, and lazy boys and then they hit the button and they turn around. That's supposed to be like exciting, for me is the viewer. You don't like my life. Is that sad, pathetic, not say it is thought sad, pathetic. Forget you gotta do more than spin around in a fuckin lazy boy. You get me going right, but anyways. He goes on that show sang the sun when I was your man, absolutely fuckin crushes it. What's it like ten times So this whole week, I'm up at the other Wilbur Theater and I'm working with the sensation Joad arose, and I keep tell him about the keys break, my balls,

that I like this fuckin teen idle and all that take the thing I just wouldn't let it up. I finally sit down and watch it last night when we were hammered, he got through it and then I took it believable pounding from him, India that actually But you know what I stand by it. I don't give a shit because Gimme rough do not I was excited about. Is the fact that this? there's somebody young out. There could actually just go out there with the piano player in just sing it out Those dj slightly, I don't get up I've. I talked to me Gonna call and I don't got a fucking- get what's goin on their fuckin charging west. Guy does a whole son use hope album. Using auto till he can't even said, and they even worse, he comes out or forget, tore it people paid tickets, to watch a guy single care, fuckin sing without legs

You liked his iron lung or some shit and they pay like a box to sit in the front row to watch some. You can't even fuckin sing just say: no. It made me feel good to see somebody just come out there and absolutely fuckin crush it like that. So I've been Joker with me, I gotta go see this dude life and I have to new, because it's gonna be a bunch of fuckin teenage girls and then my old ass is gonna, be standing there. I've gotta get arrested, but I don't I was who owes a great There was a great thing to say: you know when you get old, what happens is the shit changes and because you grubby you don't think everything's better assistance. A lot of my blown myself out here so goddamn heart attack here in the mixture when you get old site should changes. Some shit changes for the better you, no hair transport. So way better

Some medicine is better, but a lot out his shit suffers cars. All look the same. I guess that better stars, they handling safety, it shit, but you know some ship was better people back in the day. So it's nice to see somebody that can right. Jesus Christ, you take on drug here, it's actually to positive things. Like in a row that never happens on this podcast? you know what I'm actually upset that I missed and happy that I missed was in fighting in the USA, I just did just something there. Something so wrong about that. You know to be just sitting there taken fuckin kicks to your room. I made you weren't supposed to be better than that is supposed to be able to solve your fuckin problems.

You know by by other North pole, Each other's hair. I want to see some girl take a kick tour tidies as ground in power in their pretty faces that there really is. I don't know I do want to get used to say in that it now is like when you first start watching porn. Second, a girl bends over dog. Do you like holy shit, that's amazing get out and credit, then after while doesn't doing think for you, gotta go to the next level. I don't want to do that with fighting. I want to keep it like. You know. I can watch too Beat the shit out of each other, I really don't want to see two women get the shit out of each other so but on the other side, I think it's a great thing, When we can fight like that, I actually have a solution. I might bring this up to Rogan fighting. If I get to do his podcast.

I've ever bring them on this one. If I stop it's a fucking lazy and actually have a guest every once in a while, I have a solution. I think that where the women of the? U S see rather than fighting each other, they should fight convicted rapists right Hear me out, you take them out and out of it, and they don't know they don't know, weighty without. Where is that much. If the rape is doesn't know that he's gonna have a paper view fight, there's gonna be involved in it. I would have again. Rape is a fighting. Chance is a deal you go in there, you fight the broad and I've. U, if. if she went everyone's gonna be happy. If the rape is whence than was, he gets to go free, you can't let go. What does he get couple cartons of cigarettes. Did you fuck and ass? All you have to be the route for the rapists cassettes, fucked up thing like Vegas, what

We then taking odd so at some point they would have to make just you know, costs money Make us always wants money on both sides, the ball. They would have to make it so fuckin enticing that he'd have to bet the rapist just to take it off said who doesn't want to bet on our on a rapist. I take it back to you on that. One of the work that went up as far as how that would work Can anybody watch it? Can you send me some emails? His arrival. I want to see that I have seen it box a couple times some girls just sort of job, the other thrown on us stiff jabbing just punches the girl right one of her breasts, and this is somewhere on the Euro a low blow a baby man. You know you can't do exist.

I don't know it was funny some women. I should get mad at them with their constant quest to be doing everything that men do. I never really stepping back to consider whether what we're doing stupid or not they just want to fuck do everything that were doing so. They could feel like that they are. They are free, Charlie stare out. What do you think about that haircut that weighing grids, nineteen eighty eight, she should be up their fuckin, accepting the heart trophy Europe is founded on. She was on the other red cap it, he said they asked her about our hair cut and she said the same thing

check says that has short hair. She goes on. I got itself freeing adjust its just. Every woman should do it and I think it like knowledge shouldn't for my own selfish reasons. You know you don't need to get the Ethel Hair cut that young in your life. That's we want that. Is that base you get tat, hair cut, your basically saying you know, I don't care, My husband wants to fuck me or not where, where legally bound here, I got enough years in by all means Gulf. Somebody else. I really dont care at my God. You know something like I've noticed that within marriage is that that's that's a moment in the marriage when the woman, when I'm sure some people can send me some emails when U wife cuts are followed, beautiful, hair. I got so easy I just wash and go right then, when a woman gets a hair cut that short it

doggie style becomes a really weird position. Euro depend hang on their hair color. They can all of a sudden look like what are your friends. You know our right. Got up from the women here. I'm really put you guys in a box, no pun intended right. I don't think you Finally, you have see unless you fight rapists I think that you should get the Mabel hair cut until you're. That should be the menopause haircut. Hot flashes? I can have my teenage charity more. It's making my brow sweaty. I think that that's when you should cut it off. She now They always do there is an item of the railways, have two still fuckin, tease it in some way. It's like. Why? Don't you just just just pay?

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me wrong doesn't like. I can't wait to replace the savers again and I can't wait till we play the stupid Canadians. You know about the kid AIDS, is this real trying to walk around like there? The kings of the league? I mean last time the Canadians, one is Stanley CUP white people loved OJ, Simpson! Ok, why people's last time they wanted it, a year before why people were like. Oh, my God, OJ is a monster, yellow and black people. but only amongst themselves and not allowed to omitted to white people. That's how long its bed Are they still walk around outside, Harrison when you go up to this stupid. This Eighty on their right is you go when all they got all this daily cups, yet I'll watch?

there is a great idea when they built the place, because they probably thought there's no fuckin way. We're gonna go on. You know, decade upon decade, drought here, Is there not witnessed this year? You know they're, not if you don't, they wanted this year, I am actually gonna lobby, not they if they stood up when I don't give a fuck, but if I've I haven't wants to me their games, but if they play in that trap defence- like I heard like that kid maybe it's Rangers gave whether the coach of the ranger settled The worst hockey gipsies ever say just completely boring. I dont understand, for the life of me, why the any child just doesn't make that a legal defence. If basketball Thea. Be a smart enough to be like listed guys are too big to fast? You ve come up with the defence that is just far too effective. Its Cutting down the story, it's affecting the entertainment value of the product, that's an elite.

Defence. You can't do it anymore. I dont know why they just haven't made fuckin thing illegal, it's the worst! It's the fuckin worst It was just sit there watching that other teachers dumps it in the whole game yet open a teacher sits there waiting for you to make a mistake. It's it's literally! It's like! I don't know what it's like watching its I can't even say pitchers dual cause, a pitcher stools excited watch and if their moment, people down there is still great power. Is being made like exciting stops and feel that you have some he's. Gonna know hitter going. That can be exciting, no score. hockey. I get it they know scoring no, Russia's on the net. You know, I think that basic the forward should all be required

I guess you know, I guess the trap is very. They are for checking it's just too it's too fuckin effective. I don't know who came up with it, but it's perfect. I was actually I'll. Give you a link to it, for you guys, one hockey, friends, if you watch it, it's really phenomenal. So. it just takes it people just kid. I was watching one Youtube, video, the guy was eighty at a system that could beat it, but I don't know he does Euro somewhere in the region would be doin you don't I like to do people I'd like to have a microphone than lean away. talking about the most obscure of the top for sports and breaking down the defences, because I feel that that's gonna be asking to be interesting, for the feds are let let's get At least for the love of God get to a goddamn letter here, this is from Mexico all love on break.

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Need, a fantastic woman sense. A body could be more out before you gotta be happier for anyway. He sets not blow smoke up your ass. I looked with people. Do that I didn't ask you to do it and I helped you out with the most important thing in your life's a go fuck you anyway you set out from Ireland and other countries. pretty much owned by the european banks? Now and no under a sovereign state essential was taken down economically economically and everyone is dead. Now I live in Britain, and now they are voting on having secret courts and all kinds of terrifying, orwellian shit, secret courts, a guy so it does seem we're skipping towards the new world order. My question is on part violation reduction. How do you think The new world order are gonna, get it. because all allow also we

say. You understand why they want to do this. What about the fact that they want to turn whose left and slaves I don't doubt it, but I mean that is for much of the history of human beings ivy we're all unbelievably lucky To be living right now is free people. It is really think about yourself what you don't. What are you bring to the table? You know, Can't talk for you, but I am certainly not royalty. I haven't invented anything, so why should I be we have taken a petty ships, a smart people as possible. Thomas thinks I ever said, but I guess I don't. I I don't have any faith in human beings. I just think that

select few. There are a decent man, including my self when I say that, and I just don't feel that I don't feel that people handle power. They can't annulled. Let him go so regular people lotta people shit on other rich, the Falcon Assholes and they act like their better people, but I may get if, if you just look at what the peat put, people do on the internet when they just have the power being of Nano myself. Fucking mean that they are, and you know I know people just trawler, but a lot of people they justino their assholes. Holy shit. I can say whatever I want not get in trouble for it and they tomato, we just say the meanest shit. They can possibly say you know. I think that the other. If you actually got a position of power, we could do something else. You probably abuse that too. So anyway, how to

Think they're gonna take us all out. I don't know I thought cell phones, cell phones are probably just cooking brains. I have no idea. I would think that they would do the usual shit defied divide. You, you basically say that these people are better than these people. These people are up, gathers yadda yadda yadda, but it has to be done. People do you think we're just gonna keep having more and more people and eventually this shit Isn't gonna hit the fan, the odyssey take the deck and b seven billion people on the planet, we're not affecting the planet. You know, Imagine if there was seven billion dear on this planet and for some fucked up reason for, like us,

or year period. They all really gotten rollerblade that use analogy. I can't remember. Let's just say they all really got into rollerblade after four years it was considered gay and they all got digits throughout their rollerblades. Throw him into the fucking Ocean, It would just be open season. Our dear the, like these fuckin, dare the biggest assholes ever yeah we're out of control Border control, a lot of tough decisions are going to have to be made. I get I'd. I don't know what to tell you I find out. I find it all funny that I've gotten beyond the scary scary, to solve it. I got beyond the depression of it at the subs gonna happen

If they're not actually look, if somebody is out there, I did take over the whole world, then humanity. Has been wiped off the planet, there's always If somebody out there trying to do that, but I don't know, I think if we keep Falcon and haven't kids in all that time shit? I don't think we're gonna have to worry about the new world order. Do anything to us. I think mother nature will swiftly. slowly illegally, is only so many fish. You want to kill all of a guy, see how that works out enough. Not the fuckin icecaps drowns for easy, very easy get rid of us. Couple of storms twice, I'm crazy, while baby, I don't give a fuck cheater at the world,

a bill I saw you was at your late show last night and forget it today, at a good time anyway about twenty thirty minutes, before the sensation. Joad aroused took the stage, the White Joan roses? Taping his half our company central, presents right here in Boston on Tuesday night and comedy central. They given out free time. it's so once you guys go down his support. My boy, I really appreciate if your best. The I understand completely show me a nice thing anyway spots thirty minutes before the sensation took the stage he was by the way I was sitting next to this fairly attractive woman happened mezzanine. She took one look at this assuring you could tell her. Twat got wet and she wanted. Jesus till you are really paid attention to this. She started up to him and heading on him and eventually is suddenly.

on a time in day to get together with them and they exchange phone numbers about five minutes after this exchange. I was it Thirdly, a little jealous of this guy until the light these husband came and sat down with her. He was definitely her husband in it, for There was little uncomfortable for me, especially when, gave me, you bet, Keep your mouth shut or a stab. You look. Does this really happen? Or did you train this? Who it is can openly cheat like that. I believe is thereafter. the minutes. I saw the irony of it when I thought she's here to see bill or a commissioner who is famous for his anger, towards these whores and I started laughing right in the middle of the theatre. When it was even half full yet which got me a couple of stairs from people I thought it was fucking Larry's and this woman had no clue what I was laughing at, which made it even

better and I started laughing harder anyway, love the park. Yes, I see you again: it happened so yeah. Look. I hope that in the way you are reading that it didn't go down, way by Europe. Then on the road along time, boys and girls. That little robber, Deniro of Seasonal fall asleep. I've been on the road luxury yeah. I knew you'd be amazed. a married woman behave, it's fucking, ridiculous, you know it's not all of us, basically what it is the decent. after the show they go home, you know why, because they're happy with their lives they happy with who there with they got kids, they got a job, they want to get back.

Life. It's the people who hang out afterwards less young any new twenty spent up say it is people who are married Still Falcon hang out, this still searching is still seeking Europe. And I should have its people are, but God is narrow street, that fuckin old You know what I'm gonna shut this off. I give up watch this shit anyway? She looks like and at the same efforts to reach a first lady. She looks like a first lady. Did she get by? Where does she nominated every year, as they go down like people always talking about Like Deniro Pacino. When Brando, in that type of thing, you gotta throw her she's, the most nominations, its net. Unbelievable,

just play along with this thing here. Let's just say that that's true. Like how long was this guy gone for mad about preach takes one look at this guys. Don't shoot me shit there talking louder, Did you hear an exchange phone numbers? I mean I see I've seen worse. Thanks I was on the road draken with some people asked. whereas those is married couple in the fuckin wife, We all go to Sagan, I say Goodnight, the husband she comes up and I'm standing there basically puts a clam on my fuckin leg, just like walks right into it. It was, it was our like your husband's right over there. You can't you goods on my like what are you doing?

I d like to tell you that that only happened, one fucking time. You know that deal women, a smart with the dirt. They keep it in house, They just talk about it amongst themselves. and then they got that great thing that even when they cheat, it's always gets the go. The guy wasn't. and giving me what I needed but love above applied segment. Yet ass white guys Tito. Yet if you weren't bringing the woman into the bedroom, so I could have a threesome fucking, eight I'll be fuckin. Unreal is what, if your wife was one of those yours,

He checks you, don't you just a regular shithead like me, what are you doing you catch achieving? What are you gonna do that before right? If she goes yet, what do you do about it? She saw cracks are neck. You know, you'd still have to take a run out. I swear to God I'll grab a fuckin, the leg of a table. You that's what out. That's that would be one I would do. I would I'll grab a blunt object. I just below the waste of cassettes, a lesser degree of assault- and I just know that she hasn't she hasn't ever training. I know she can shut me up. I know she could put me in an hour bar and she's good standing up. You know, but should she hasn't dealt with weapons?

I said: I'd die just start, throwing shit out start with a chair, a clock clocks, a great thing to have. I guess, if that's what that would be my failsafe. If I married when those you have sea fight I would have a bunch of knickknacks stood solely be accumulating, acting as though it was a hobby, but what it really would be is I would be stocking of weaponry Europe. What she's an angry dry, comes home, adjusted speak my ass right now I got a fucking go to work. The next day tell lies, my name is LUCA. I married you see chick

brutal. Like I'd the idea life. You said there has to be a guy out there. We just get beaten by women every night. This is no. We can't forgive bringing up anybody where's that fuckin support group revenge, Jesus Christ, I'm below its walls, questions revenge Bill bar. I often have fantasies about getting people back, but, like you, I look at my higher self and can't do it No, that's not what I do. I know I'm too fuckin stupid and I'm gonna get caught. You know what I've also watched enough sport and sports, where I know that that's the guy who retaliates you know he's the guy who gets the penalty so anyway I got my revenge by living well and doing nothing. Here's what happened to at least

You have my enemies and he said I did nothing to make this happen. Ok, so this guy's, basically claiming that he always want to get revenge for he took the higher wrote in his revenge, was living well and doing nothing. So he is all these people that he wanted to fuck over, but never did. This is what happened to the p. These people are, first person do fucked with me eventually went to jail for burglary and hang himself when he was there. What is burglary that fucking around ties at tomfoolery or countries from ok? That's good now. Did you feel good? Twenty. hung himself. Another guy I hate was arrested for selling booze two kids and I left my. When I saw him on a new story about a local eighty yardstick, that's a good one

another due to fuck my lady and had the back of his head. The back of his head caved in. By an unknown assailant, not me, I swear because he buggered a child dude If any more people suffer a sort of this same violet, ending up I'm restarted that amateur start asking where you were when all this should happen soon why is this guy get it back of his head caved in four fuckin with the kid these alive, but is now retarded brain damaged. You know. I wish whether we consider the possibility that their hooking up with burgers

They go out on a girl that their girl power, Fucks, Greece, don't for the love of God. What is bothers me of this up? I can't read the rest, the shit. What what? What word am I looking up? We look up thuggery the british term thuggery I'll look at that. gotta love. The internet is a very close in the meeting to the term sodomy His Christ is often you visit People in England laugh and our asked of me try to figure out what the fuck that was and is. Often used interchangeably in law and popular speech. It may also a specific common law offence encompassing both sodomy and Beastie Alley in english law.

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intercourse by either a man or a woman with an animal or what a few How can I have with an animal? Is it like some sort of second degree burglary but not any form of unnatural intercourse. Satisfaction, unreal! most common law jurisdictions. Now been modified. The large for net permit anal sex between consenting adults, Jesus. They have a picture of a guy, a depiction of luxury of a vote by the late great Paul April. Now I got this is Wikipedia Naga look up Paul April. Is this what he was known for? Drawing painting oil paintings of burglary.

evidently we, the french painter in a commercial artist? Our ideas is gallery. Scattered couple of women- maybe it's a guy, everybody kind- looks the same: she's gonna, fuckin leg spread Ghana, is this crisis. I made some filthy fuckin file. I see holy shit, this guy, as a photo of a guy bang in check. Honor back while some other dude is put it, it is ass, now say right now: that's not burglary. He is he's committee get at ever done to save time. What do you know what this is? This? Is it

this is really creepy, while this guy really rope pornographic shit. Ok, there's a normal one guy in a girl, ok, and we go who you to say: what's durable, go fuck yourself. You know- and I say it made straight- he's got another one or two chicks, one once gone down on the other with fuck ear. Was this It's not funny. You always think that nobody did. She like eighteen, forty, nine to nineteen twenty eight, so people are sitting there talking about the internet and all this or in other words gonna do to you will get a shit. This guy was painting burglary. Everybody see that you'll learn some I like to think you'll learn something on every podcast. I have to go back here for all the people here in Amerika. Ok, I do too

We eventually went to jail for burglary and hanged himself when he was their work, as you are probably all screamin jet and go fuck erratum, another guy hey is a recipe for selling boost the kids and I left my ass off when I saw a new story about a metal locate yesterday. Another do in fact with my lady at the back of it caved in by an unknown assailant? Not me, I swear because he under the child. He thought the kid. Somebody gave his head in a ride like that frontier justice he's alive, but now he's a brain damage. you know I wish women will consider the possibility that their hooking up with fuckers, they go out on their girl power, fucked sprays. Now what do you mean by buggers nuts I mean that they're, going out with a guy, you fuck a yak fuckin kid or went out with a guy wants to put it in their ass out of you, you're, losing me on this one

please, please read this letter on your show in case. how's listening yuck what are you talking about? My woman who fought the charred molester has become a two hundred fifty pounds warthog since then So a girl power days are over. I got rid of her fifteen years ago. Thank God. I don't know who to be. Don't use colonel sound just as bad as the people yummy given buggered anybody. I hope what I made a jigsaw just it definitely. Are you definitely a piece of work here body, yet another dude we used to the most bizarre mine games on me and others, coincidentally, at an extremely expensive divorce. I'm sorry. I was just thinking of that fucking photo. I could get out of my head that someone would actually consider doing that back in the day

it just seems like next level. Porn like. That seems like the future, not the past Europe like a bunch of pornography people sitting around gun. What is left to do gay porn, we already that heterosexual or that that I wait a minute. You always do Jason doing mash up. I have an idea. Anyway, yet another dude who used to who used to pull the most bizarre games on me and others, coincidentally, had an extremely expense. Divorce now is poor and helpless form a boss, who is a hot shot. Fuck went to jail for embezzlement, do what are you?

they want. How do you know all these people have gone to jail is pressing goes to jail for aunt. Bessie lament decided Kid Fox it kid somebody buggered some. I don't know what you know. Why don't you hang out with better people what part of the country do live in, sir? Several forget bosses have lost it. On tax or otherwise got pushed into poverty or injury by various meets this starting to read like some Fuckin Charles Dickens story. you're really happening since your fantasies, many other bad things, it happened to slap offs who hurt me and guess what I had to visit briefly with Place in a few cases, because they learned that I was a victim of the douche bag Harry. I think this is your science fiction at this point, but I mean it's a good rate. I have a good reputation, has never treated seriously as a suspect. Many of these things some years before they came out, but they have.

Nevertheless, like clockwork, I speak very vaguely. Everybody knows what's going on in this. I have no idea who said I feel agreement. Some Sherlock Holmes Shit Kevin Spacey in you to make an all this shit up and you're gonna walk out of the park. Ass new club foots gonna straight now,. I had all the revenge I ever needed and never had to lift a finger festival Oh my soul is intact, I'm not dead and I'm not in jail. The world has good things. Store for all of us your Monday morning. Podcast is great thanks to cheer me up everywhere. Every week. all right, sir? That was definitely one. More bizarre once, but you don't have to beg for writing in Asia. get me a new word.

And I saw a new sexual position anyways. What the hell are. We were, in fact, do you go from Hungary. I share the closed honour crimes The focus is get us out of the way this out of the way I wouldn't want you here. I can look another eight minutes to kill here then you see bars been a Boston or else to talk about. I think I might be a little short this week guys I really apologize about the unbelievably poor quality of calling his past few weeks. I was really. I was really busy and I didn't get up. Can chance to do something that would only Take me fuckin twenty minutes. So, let's be honest, but am I was really stressed about them. everything. I want to make sure that it is a point great and this we got us.

You cannot stage ass. She remembered a Patrice story that I told I told you guys have instead be able to tell you a story is the sort of around about Patrice one Scott body Kelly. Do it's got him in it to us. It has one another on the spot. Checks are itself. When I moved to New York, I move their basically I'd, never lived on my own. I went right. My parents house, to living in New York City. I don't know shit about the Ladys right, so I moved down in New York, and I this girl, who's in absolute fucking psycho. I write like nowadays I swear to God, talk to this girl for two seconds are realised that she was out of her mind and I would not, even I probably would even say hello to what they just speak with some way we are ours. Eyes were darting around the room. I would know that she was out of your fucking mind.

but I was young, I did know shit, so I ended up going out with their. I need no, the crazy girls they're fucking great in bed, and when you young you keep coming back. You keep coming back because you never. You never had it like that before. So I can come back, but she was choose fucking nuts scarlet. She was criminality Your power, but she turned like a fuckin like a wig on it. Just act like she was somebody else at this fuck and created a fuck. My brain like I love my twenty seven to walk away from that was Realize I was which she was out of her mind.

so anyway. So, finally, just listen to the same working out the path above apply and all of a sudden. She turned in the clean clothes fatal attraction, and I dont know how to get rid of her. She would like call me I'm lieutenant like She knew basically, when I was gonna be home in his speech We have an answer machine or anything like that did I think I deny voicemail she'd fuckin call. Lay in a bed, and I know what's her it's late at night. One of my friends are gonna, call enough them and I just let it go to voicemail and I swear to God eight seconds later she call again and she was calling. Like she did this, for almost I swear to God like forty minutes strike, which is call my number you ve got it

You ve got a reg six times and we gotta voicemail and then she would hang up and then set there for five seconds and then call me back and after, like the fuckin four hundred times she did this. I find picked up the phone and I went what she's just by what it sounds like you fuck em colony for forty minutes, fuckin strength. I try to go to sleep, brightened fuckin hang up on, so she has. A couple by my apartment is goes out of a fuckin might choose out of Ike just out of a fucking, my so it just keeps what I should have been doing so session to shut the fallen off. If, if you ever other with a psycho check like this, which you have to do, is you just have to freeze about you have to act like they don't exist, because if you acknowledge them. It's just fuel, certainly they just keep Falcon come back. So we fight

without just pick up the phone say, allow its charges hang up on her just keep doing that, but I did not do that shit so so long. I forget what happened. I know escalates to the point that she's now threatening me and she told me I'm living with Bobby Kelly by the way, so he's given me advice is also a young guy he's, some kind of laugh at his ass off both kind of laughter until one day sheets. She called me up and she threatened that she was gonna stab me. Do somethin violet to me really just freaked me out so fuck and hang up. and I'm going to Bobby. Unlike do what am I gonna do not go down the seller to night. I think I was at the comic Strip and, unlike my fuckin name, is right The shit you know exactly when accommodate why what do I do is I got. dude I fucking. Do you know where to culture? Somebody forget what the hell he told me to do so like to three hours

by all the sun, the apartment door, buzzes air and it's her. And, unlike my collages, I gets me and I like yeah, go fuck yourself and she goes now. She goes I I want give you something like one pocket knife in the chest and she's like no, I major brownies, unlike my image, she went in for three. I was something to stab. Utilise major sobriety suffer some fuckin dumb reason. I buzzer red. I opened the door with the chain of standing way. back behind this. She is setting out with their crazier those watery eyes that crazy people have big fuckin dear eyes. She go Can I come in? I glanced slowly, not she to take the blame

I got. I don't want to take them, she turns the fuckin tin sideways and she pushes and through so I take up and she goes I'll call you later and I said: yeah, ok just trying to get rid of a closed, the fucking door. I set it down the tape Me bother a couple of starving artists. They smell delicious, robust, Their stare at these folks go with the fact that we do it. I want to eat em, but she just write the fucking stab me. What do we do? So? We call up the late great, Patrice, o Neil start telling the story he's fucking laugh at his ass when he goes donate those priorities that bitch probably paid in the batter set out, three of us a laugh and fuck and asked his off like what do we do so long story? Short me Bobby end up taken. We take all the brownies out, except for like three of that we stick em back in the tin and we live in on the ground floor.

And we brought it out, we stuck it on top of a trash bag right on the sidewalk and everything you have New York City, bad, you just stuck it out. There we lived up to ninety seven street we'd like crackheads living like did. The bowels of the building was fucking nuts serenity. for there was gonna two seconds we just stuck at their. We ran back in the apartment. We just sat there pick it through the curtain. Wait this whole misguided. Come along see what happened when I m sure enough. Some homeless guy comes long, sees the ten seize him in there some squeezes up sees fuckin still warm pops one in his mouth nothin happen. Republic So let me say, fluctuated enable Delicious with Delicious. I really wasn't the truth is only in the newly made a cameo that went butter, I'll, try and tell them the ones later on, but Jesus Bell, Skill this doubt on that, one that I was an ice cream.

woman story, it's fucking thought, guess it. This is by Kryptonite a phenomenon. My record goes down by twenty percent and the funny anyways that was the Monday morning. Podcast for this, Jesus. Thank you for listening. I don't know what shows I have come up, but I Did I say, listen clicking on my computer anymore. I really apologised for the poor quality these the last two weeks I swear to God next week, he's gonna be fuckin, crisp, crisp right, that's departure! For this week or fuck you else, and thank you to everybody here came out to my shows at the Wilbur theatre. unbelievable turn out. every show is great, and yet all my family friends that came out people I went to school with the nose is great to see everybody does that is it I'll see. City, a boss, I'll be back in the summer of new hampshire- may be down the kid. That's it.