Hey, what's goin on its bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast. Just check in on you, I'm sorry How are you how's your we go in, is it almost? Isn't it great work on my ass off this week. I'm just you know you get so busy. It's like I'm just trying to get to. If I can just get to match the then What do you think you think it's gonna be down hill. All the crazy. This is gonna, be and is going to end, and we pass this project. You have my free chai back, I can get into my man. But it is a deal you're, the one who bought you fuckin schedule so crazy. I'm really not talking. I'm talking to me right now.

Book the fucking crazy schedule that I'm acting like next month? I'm not gonna! Be me still doing any work on what their whatever the fuck it is that I'm doing whatever I have other than in this part, guess I got today off sort of round my dolls. Get up a bigger Ben ETA go pick that fuckin thing up. I gotta go put that goddamned thing together, it's a labour love, but you know it still takes up to time during the day. Me too? I get any thanks, you know. Do I get a ticket tape parade? You see me going on the social media saying that our Mama, undeserved, first so, and so Why are we complain? I gotta do is turned on his podcast. I, like shit together. I don't know what happened to my brain. I just slow everything down. I get fuck in patient instead of impatient. I look at all the instructions,

I count out all the things that I'm supposed to have. I sent him up in little piles and I like super fuckin like anal, bout. The whole thing right not going to say oh c D. The way, People say narcissist in fuckin sociopath, I'm just talking about that was somebody has everything is just like this like this, four or five psychological conditions that people who are not cycle. Psychologists, diagnose, everybody's s, Narcissus sociopath oh see, day a day day, what's. The last one of zones is top, is one family few gather dumbest family member, the one they had to go last in the rotation? Can you can you eat you, dumb, fuck, right, what do we got here? I would say: what's your five, everybody's diagnosis, narcissistic sociopath, oh c d, a D day and then I'm gonna, say.

Epileptics to underground Would you go what's that thing artistic on spectrum, somewhere on this, but you're somewhere on the spectrum. You know wide berth? hundred eighty degrees on running right to seventy Allah? We over ninety that's what I would say most be a diagnosis set it off. So I never got any those diagnosis I got I've got. borderline dyslexic. Animal The diagnosis account anyway, I've been all over the map this past month. Can I haven't had time to work out, but two sets debt shouldn't. Stop you from living

the best you that you can, while someone else so to get in your clothes and sleeps on a concrete slab, three. That, for some reason, is considered less lesser them I still be able to get like work out in Nigeria. The body weight ones which is easy for your legs writer go out and what not planks and what not another type of shit- and you know I'm fuckin jack my shoulder a couple times, but I removed just you know I don't fucking just freezes up again. I keep it moving. You know, shit. You know what I was watching: real sports Brian Gumbo Brian The bride gambles real sports. Brian had taught to grab lately gamble. I was watching his his show. They always that such a great show. And they were shown this guy. That was on I want to say, was on the nationals- then he said, I'm gonna, two things you know thrown up.

Is fallen person, people off- and I was thinking I that's it. That's that's something a young person says you know but then I actually watch them. And now they NEA. You wanna come down into the park ass for a second talk about bright gamble. So what are we to watch and it turns out the kids actually likes super super super smart he's doing all these these. You know he doesn't ices armed down, like they ve always told you to do. He does like or active recovery or some shit like that little? Stick that want to come sit here. So we can. We can hear you watch out for my little fucking, My smoothie there, My all means smoothie. The belt was my out. My belt was feel a little time yesterday. So anyway Frank, dumper, breakup, bright gamble.

Got a dare brain here, so are watching this thing, so we are watching leaders have these amazing stories. These guys go on the field, they get the stories and then what happens is inevitably, as they come back into the studio fucking start talking to bribe gamble who, for whatever reason, seems to have a clipboard or some sort of pat of labour illegal ban it yeah, Japan and he's like furiously taking notes is like writing it, and it's, like Brian Woody, rained down the stories over the coming love information. Where are you taking notes about like it's? Just so? posture, as I swear to God. He's ready now like what his assistant needs to get him or like what for dinner. That man, or something like that, I know, is what is he going to go to a follow up interview? What is writing down with his glasses lights? As you know, scribbling it down a bit like it's a follow up and it's like you know it's already and then I like how his diagnosis is. The diagnosis, even the guy says, is that I should think he's you would you say, he's a little paranoid, and the guy goes, I would say, he's a little defensive socially sensitive. Yet

We little sensitively goes so paranoid with the smoky It's a pianist Brian. Whenever you write that down on your little legal panda, small pay, it's your shell, so whatever whatever you want it to be, sir, you really- ask me up, we would just sit near watch. You listen store in the new system, so rich gives the fuck. Is he writing down wisely? Always writing down think what could possibly be writing down. It's like damn near scripted show like I don't understand what the notes or about Maybe he's that has to be the joke with the Prob people there when they, unlike we're, gonna get him. His patent is pencil yeah. Maybe he is thinking of follow up stuff. Maybe is watching these segments for the first time and then sitting down at the people, but I'd still. I dont think that that's show you know that reminded me of member long time ago when Dave Letterman was out, for we can? He had all those guess, house and welfare came any hosted a show. He was amazing and then he just said this random question is: can we ask you just normal

Well, you did this movie or is it like and then also yes, I dunno. Maybe I would she way and then you tell him I was U way and then he would just write it down. It would never address it and continue down, and then everybody on the show who came out he asked them. How much they weighed and then Jig Johannsen was the comedian that night and Jake came out- and you know and when he did his entry as ever to guard and then he looked over, willing to go one. Eighty five and I did It was fun was funny. I want get in trouble. Also, it's ok! When a white guy randomly write something down, yeah That's I just wanted to talk about that. That's it I don't know. Do you want to talk about the Bruins, verse, Calgary, flames, I know nothing about the Celtics. First, the Utah jazz again loss blaming generations for two hundred.

Blaming generations like it's the baby boomers balls and with some. I just heard something this more of what that stupid thing. We list. We took a lovely daughter to the doctor, she's awesome everything's going great. Thank God, and she said. Just a general check up for everybody freaks out making sure she can. You know cognitive, everyday. She hasn't did Shaq. Are they doing to facilities there? They're gonna see her next year than that, such as birthdays target. So you fucking Drive and Wilson and NPR cars were in need of car. India is just so smart. Just sell, loves information, so I love information. The united listener to have been listened to on one of the rare. What is Johnny Remain, the drums is that the only guy left and he's got this great, Can show and serious I'll get you guys, the name of it is called the godfather any play all of this fuckin killer music from back then that I never listened to. I was never innovation

Who plays like everything from the shit that was gone. You c b, but like detracts of all of those bands bands I never heard of and then Did he despite this, the song by black flag, called slide it in and this is little snare drum fill in the beginning- slide it in its very dirty. It's not suggested it or not at all, so there's a drum fill in there and I was Oh, my god, I've I've heard some do their variation of that and it Dave grow when he was on queens of the stone age. I wonder if that's where his knock. As I know he was like a big punk drummer loved all the programmers I mean and was in a punk ban and all that was in the bottom and all that stuff and amendment every citizen upon bands of like I just never get into that shit. Some listen this and am here and all this great music, which is fuckin, amazing, really good, and then I heard the so drunk Phil

David, a whole drum solar before and then in the end he did like a letter. You gave a little nod to that guy, which may Dave even cooler in my book Damn cool the US wait so anyway, I gotta tracks were driving over the doctors. We listen into NPR way. They can ask the question: what did you send them around the data? that's on twitter twenty twenty four hours ago I wanna be sedate man, I'm a man aware too. Oh I wanna be today we started off about put me, I'm sorry, It is again get your my brain will.

A ban but bad but bad. I wanna pleased today that a Finnish backed by bad but bad bad, but I wanna play sedate. Nearly everybody thanks to stop or by the plot guests- and I would be parliament ended there, but I have to talk to you about your pretentious NPR listening. I like it. I like NPR, but they were talking about like this time during the history of France that was lozengers under by an epoch, which was era beautiful era right back, so they were talking course they were focusing on all the stuff that women did back then bright cause it's NPR Hocking about the arts that was depicted at the time and some of the art that was depicted of was of the women, doing domesticated work and they were just describing how The paintings and portraiture love, but if the descriptions here are Louis thoughts are not shared by the Monday morning, pod carry that no one can say anything about anything having to do with women without you take

umbrage too, because yourself back in fragile and your masculinity admitted anyone talks about anything. Women are doing it likes to work for all. Like picking me read Lightwood about eyes MIA. You are ignored that I'm not saying that there is not a lot of truth and that our I bore you did. Nor was it would like showing all these paintings going like they just showing. You know how much of the workforce was. Women backed only thirty percent of the workforce, we swimming in large, doing laundry right, and if I can go, they talk about the woman ironing you just seem putting your whole backs into it in their way into my waited iron and fuck, ensure others in Washington at the watchwords: adjutant deterrent visas. Meanwhile, there was probably eighteen guys Dinah. They build in the fuckin Eiffel tower decapitation everything I competition ass near ass. All man everything's competition, sexist. It's not yeah, you are so. Are you not know you are? But what am I I love? You

Let me guess, I get on my face? Beat it They have no use for you because you are Push you are you're, a woman. You came into a room, you can't leave without a parting gift. Isn't she great Europe You know the brightest Bob on the Christmas tree, but you know what I'll stick with it. It was ridiculous they will. I can you just see these women are just putting a hope, back. Then I just burst out laughing big this goes back to the everybody fuckin making fun of that Slatter who died in esteem rocket. You know are you fucking people who just sit there, lay back and you let other people take the risk and die, and then they gain the information and then they repeated to you and then you walk around like you figured it out. I write it. Didn't you.

Just in blue fuck. You too, when I do that It does seem a big deal you, but I just I was twenty eight pause. Anyone tat I was twenty months time was left. They hit the wrong button. Then I had Stop place these fuckin things together. I tat it is so difficult to be white male doing his own pockets with no gas. It has its map ploughing ahead here? what's he was I got- was what was I going to do here? I just completely lost my train of thought. Broods made a move. I guess I missed it. I was working, I was hoping we will get some fuckin lunatic. The come up and beat the shit are those fuckin one dimensional Saint Louis blows if we meet him in the finals again briefly, Trade dead lying,

Composition. Look at me with the big word for the fact that will come from right Bruins trade deadline moves affects Stanley Effect cap. Miss me: we get rid of some lower pay people and ended up with a higher salary. What ruins trade deadline deal means for their salary cap? Oh my god who the fuck cares. It's been the company mantra since Don Sweeney took over his Bruins general manager in the off season of two thousand and fifteen broken. Caught the line between winning in the present in preserving the future throughout the past four years. Jesus Christ, who did they get. I don't know they got was to see if they be cavalry and then I'll make my decision on whether or not there was a good move, because that's what a sports fan does spruce. Give me score cavalry,

the two we lost again craze week. We traded way a guy. What had for some flashy guy and a fuckin ducks. I blame for this whole Fuckin one game losing street since he's played with us. Right. Well, we'll fucking get the ship kicked out of us we'd let up what team goals in the last two games? This is good, is not that's, not bad to happen. In February. Scares you won. It happens, you was, he hasn't seen what I'm good games. Everything's gonna be fine. I believe, a Celtics hunger not only are they will do it by seven. I believe. That's hanging, hang on the big data. I don't know bill. When did you get fuckin score before we start package as it gives us and how we do it right something to promoting March tenth more tat. Everybody is at the avalanche across from a copyright, right here? In Hollywood,

I'm gonna, be the killer, show Dean down. Putting together. It is a tribute To the fortieth anniversary of the passing of the late great arguably greatest front man and rock history on scarred, while one equanimity was a great, but he was wanted just one of the best. Out there right with his tattoos backward bad ass, guys got tattoos no shirt on fuckin And the songs out Angus going nuts Craig it at our Mark Evans, Cliff Williams, depending on the era Phil Rudd. Also, a helicopter pilot, also the greatest fuckin drummer ever opinion as far as just fuckin. Again and taken the easiest drumbeat ever and make an eighty thousand people lose their fuckin minds. Love that guy or two very underrated ac DC album.

Is for those about to rock. You know, came out a year after back and black. You know everybody gauges it by album sales, and. I love that album and I think it's it might be Phil roads best roaming. I love is drumming on that album We got a little bit busier, but was still feel rod. And all that stuff. So anyway, it's gonna be a tribute to bonds got so what it basically is its to stand up. Show me indeed it don't stand up imaginative, a couple. Others full stand up shell and then he comes out and basically does a Fuckin rock concert with all these I can rock stars Nicky Nicky six was there last time Steve Gorman was there last. I am just a whole bunch of peace, Jesus Christ, I'm like everybody's fuckin names, Scotty and from anthrax I mean it was just a heavy line up day kosher for Velvet revolver,

come on bill, yours truly, I play drums on a couple of songs and played drums and a couple this time it's gonna be fuckin. Amazing, come on down. These rumours are some really fuckin big? become a doubt drummers and all that shit. It's just I everybody's got their touring schedules, but D knows all of these guys. So it's it's not going to be. You know, not too sure don't want me in the adjusted to that Ramon Song, and I apologise to all remote fans out, thereby it's gotta professionals, except the five minutes. Well, I'm playing assessed. So ploughing ahead here, let's three, the artist simply safe everybody, simply safe with home security. There's two ways you can go about: protecting your home. There is the traditional way. Will you

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I made a Hollywood right now doing. Podcast, so full of myself that only even have guess unless my wife walks by and I'm in a good mood. Ok. Live crossed, one leg over the other, and I have an almond smoothly in my hand. Ok you're not going to drink it and try to tell you guys why you need to be doing what I'm doing is, if you all admire me physically, always I'll say I actually prefer this cow's milk like. When people go, you know with the only species. I think I have said this before the only species that fuckin. Nurses from from a different species. Picture the other day. I don't know what he's fucking things were, but they didn't look like foxes and they were hanging from a fox, so they look like a bunch of fuckin where those things back, the day, walk by a heat or just catch on fire, the journals

I don't pretend to know things. People I just keep talking just hope and talking that something will make sense at the end of all this. Are it so When we were listening to NPR the commercial or something like light or re commercials on that thing was a different station. At that point there, like a? U blah, blah blah the dead. Are you disappointed with the decision to do the generations made before you I think that such a fucking ignorance statement. In generations. Once again is another way to take a group of humans and then create an US and them right It is a disease in the human brain. I do it look at me. I can't even listen on NPR when they're talking about a bunch of women who are now dead, washing clothes and ironing. In society, where I think all women belong by the way

I'm kid, but yeah do you guys will really good at it. You know you. If you have five, you weren't gonna think guys would be doing at my right. Come on back me up this guy knows what I am talking about: the hawaiian shirt than the fuckin to pay, now? There is, I guess, it's us and they think in rather than group and people like to sit there and act like I guess what, with. With pop culture and technology. There is definitely you know you're a rumour that show or I've never heard of this, that is it. Music is definitely that ship, but just as far as behaviour. I think it's ignorant to do that because then you can just be like our these fuckin baby boomers man They said they were all about peace in love, fucking, Woodstock men and they all became the same. Fuckin bank accounts that

EL down the economy. Fifty fucking years later, right. Forty years later,. What are you trying to say yet? It's just like Every generation is risky, just gonna have greedy site article in that fuckin asshole, to power. And I don't think there's any stopping it. I don't know how do you do that causes? much is I don't want that to happen. I dont know a test people to make sure there actually decent people, By the way, I really wish had been watching the debates with everybody screamin Iago each other. As far as like the highlights go, I think I like Bernie Sanders and I like Elizabeth, worn, This is something great about like people of a certain age who just have that vibe, like you know, I'm not taken any shit from you. They still passion they still get fire. I like those guys

Screaming yellin and in talking all over each other, it's just like, while people want to hear that they just listen to my part, guess what I have a guest myself. An upper limit for generations. It's fun to do it. I do like that they blame generations because being part of generation x is fantastic because we're just like you know, nobody remembers us Somehow we are not a part of the global warming or not a part of the banking. Like no generation ex person ever says, fuck the drinking water do whatever it takes to ascend this fuckin corporation and we work every generation has those fuckin people. So great, is right now. Generation. Next, we just sit next in between baby boomers and millennials. I think this is another generation between generation, excellent millennials, out or even up

No, but all I know is there taken all the How can he right there The Houston Astro right now they are taken all those can heat he'd. People just cannot some guy. And sports radio. I listen to it was just sitting there saying like this. Is biggest conspiracy in me. Every time I should like in far as far as what sports. It's not even in sports. You don't think I was a bigger conspiracy when they were losing. Fans to to all the other sports in baseball that they conspired to act male cities in the by making them new stadiums that they then design them. So that the office would would be would be greater cause. That's what seemed to be selling the games of basketball in football, more power. Scoring lemon juice up. The ball.

Bring the outfield walls in my crazy I'm crazy. Where's didn't look the other way when they knew everybody was doing steroids and crank, get him out of the park Attendance was higher than ever, and the President of the United States Bill Clinton. Was sit near watching the run fuckin competition between Sammy so soon Mark Maguire. It wasn't a conspiracy to keep it in all White League for as long as fuck and humanly possible. What the fuck are you talking about. The owners didn't conspire. Back before free agents, three to four to everybody and not go past a certain number as much as they possibly could. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about somehow the Houston Astro Bang alone a fuckin trash can

That's the biggest s, the most sophisticated conspiracy. That's ever happened in baseball. Well, then I looked, I always love when people go like what you're gonna fuckin. Do that his case to make a deal going. Pretty always goes there, playgrounds european fuck, it all away. They are people. They don't seem to remember that Pete rose thing went down. He broke the number one fucking rule in baseball which issued don't fuckin gamble on it. Because that fucks with everybody cause as much as the Houston Astro cheated or whatever did their fuckin bullshit you know that doesnt affect all a baseball people adjust mad at the Houston. Asked rose in buying tickets, so when they come to town, so they can go check out there

the road is, as you go around, that line waiting to make the right turn and at the last second, you cut into the line and you fuck over everybody behind you known awake now, EL cheat or these ba was a yell cheat or those fucking people right it does. It affect the whole fucking game. If anything, it's great publicity, everybody soccer baseball, everybody wants to see. What's gonna happen, watch L to Bay and all these guys squirming in their fuckin interviews. What is the reason why PETE rose get punished the level that there was because of the nineteen nineteen white socks and they always column the black socks I say through the nineteen nineteen world Series, the calm, the black socks, which it was weird because it doesn't make it seem like they were the Chicago White socks. They weren't the black socks and make it seem like some fuckin. You don't need roblee team or some shit. It was the white socks, all white people on the white socks and eighteen nineteen. They threw the Fuckin World Series, and the league was early on-

made. People think that the whole thing was bullshit, or at least they were worried that they were, and that would fuck with all these millionaires. At the time and what they were worth back empty pilot to Sab five grand you proud, considered a fuckin, wealthy men back there. Fucked with their whole business model? it took someone like Babe Ruth coming along. To save the sport so, that became like we can never have a scandal like this again and then PETE rose, went out, did it and then he denied it cattle. Weekly for life. Twenty years twenty five years and then, when he finally admitted to it He goes, a gamble? Don't baseball! Now, let me in the hall, that's. How is this apology, theirs thing? I think the rose should be in the policy. I definitely Give me the hope that you punish the guy. The guy absolutely loves baseball. He has a gambling problem. He fucked up. He paid the price

death. I definitely think they should let him, but I dont think the Houston ass roasting. If Let these guys go that that's like PETE rose, I just don't, because what p I was did- was: at mean. I don't think it would have affected the entire gay, but it's more up how sport, looks if that offence. They equated to what you did. What the fuck, the nineteen nineteen white socks did, which almost took down the whole sport or they were afraid that was gonna. So that's why they ve such stick with that and then also yet, commissioner. I think that in his dying wish- or something is probably probably just a fucking theory in urban myth wanted but to adhere to that because it It got personal between the two of them and he just wouldn't admit it and blah blah blah day to do all this fucking bullshit he was out of sight. So having one of saying, as you can't blame generations, PETE rose FUCK, he should have been punished. They should stick em in the hall of Fame. Now

your friends, not a narcissist east, just into himself. But he's not a fallen fucking narcissist you know someone. Can you no fucking, kill and aunt with MIKE magnifying glass and another sociopath. Their potential, like I don't know and I'm liking. The older democratic. Candidate will be fucking great to see Elizabeth Warrant and Donald Trump, not listening to each other. Just yelling at each other are Donald Trump and fuckin. Bernie Sanders when ITALY, Libya will there be a fitting end to this country. Just the two of them yelling at each other to old white guys. I could see a network Whatever the fuck did, they would be saying each other with ETA and weird, like that. I really think I set a fucking thing in the last fuckin five minutes and I apologise, but I hope I got you three traffic right. Guy blush. I want to finish my smoothly

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in its wealth how the hell are you. Has it go on I in a good mood. I hope you are Jesus Christ, I'm fuckin brain dead this week. I just two shows at the comedy works, I'm still in Denver Elsa as on recording this year and die I'm laying in the hotel bed. I'm wearing a t, shirt by jockey I'm wearing jogging right now, Calvin Climb boxers dog jockey, the german bottoms. What I'm? Where is my tribute to the Oscars? You know: hey PAL, your fuckin loser in the middle of nowhere. What are you wearing boy you wear, Who are you? Where would you guys like to do that? Would you like to be at the Oscars walk down. What are you wearing? You know? I wouldn't,

love to be at the Oscars right now. Sit near wait due to accept my third best mail. Fucking supporting now led led guy and set the record Rubber tarmac so must set the record. You want two years in a row and they went for the third he played the astronaut. I thought he had. He ran the game. It You know we want in nineteen like ninety something right he played the game guy that nobody light Garcia the disease that everybody was scared of. I did. What did he do? We ate a bunch of jail cell and they lost wait? He looked like Michael State. That's what I thought right. And if you believe you get AIDS from shaken by hand Anything that saw shaken then, do you want ask your for that fucking, Oscar and then

next year he played the bay mentally challenge. First and wait for the bus eaten the chocolate bars. I can. We then understand that movie. I suffered for a long time because that movie- because it was It was one of those impressions. Somebody figured out how to do it and then everybody could just kind of do it right at some point Iraq they had to be like our love You get a ride, I have listened to that for fuck in seven years, Seven years waiting for the final couple, a hacker to stop fucking doing when those God Damn jokes, I write so there you go, he played a mentally challenge guy. He played Michael La Stipe look alike, but it wasn't Michael aright. The next to replace an astronaut used to. We have a problem right, but my bad bad bad. Now he's got the falcon flag, draped around and some are even when it, you know just didn't make any for consent

I don't know I'm not watching the Oscars tonight. I should probably have an ant. Should I missed all forget that I don't I don't like watching award shows. Watching an award show that's like go until I give you a little brothers graduation, you don't give a fuck just give my brother, the thing, and so I can get the fuck out of here. Right now We like going to Oscar parties, because I just go there and I and I ruined for everybody else, because I sit there. Trashing people, trashing these way more successful people than I am peanuts. Ridiculous got it, but the Wanna fuck an Oscar go up there and act like I'm humble. You know. I just dont even feel like. Away what I just think of all the work that everybody else did so that I stand here. Just be me me me, this is a

by everyone when I'm not gonna be humble. Will it be fucking? where's the balls just go up that just walking up there. They ask. It goes to a billboard. As redheads. Your people, too, stupid music, and then I go up there. I just fuckin taken Some broad say again: you know what it's above fucking time While the goddamn groups bitch Mornin, completed it out About time they let a red headed male, be an action in Europe. Sons of bitches. All these years, all the gaping complain and all the way he's all black people. What about the red ads oh what this isn't fall, the other redheads. This is for me to pop fuckin time. Go fuck yourselves! All you! fucked up, you gave me a million dollars and spend any of it. So you know what I don't need any of you

Almaty here are right. Bought some land and I got a fucking gun but do not always fuckin movies. To that I like doing it now, times in a row. Ok cool Do it again? How can you go? Fuck yourself, The cameras on you saw it, didn't you. Why do all you, where those giant glasses with the black frames? You know Do you guys doing that now? Lebron James is doing it in that Fuckin guy in the cabin Durrant everybody's got these bid. What's his face, the other guy Dwight Howard's, where those big fuckin classes. Why are all the NBA superstars dressing like old casting directors await back to the except in speech, are right. So fuck all you That said, Merry Christmas, that's my accepted speech. Europe are you just need to win? One

How would you do if you are for the rest, you likely like that? That's the Oscar winning Douche bag, billboard It's gotta be right up there right. The Oscars, basically the medal of honor for pussy. It out you did they gotta a hold up. Fuckin put all by yourself. You didn't run up with tat can drop in it. What did you do? You pretended To be a guy who ran up to attack and dropped a grenade into the get that right. I don't even know what I'm talking about people. I had two shows tonight. The first one was at four o clock this afternoon right because of his people.

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see a binary fuckin beer for growth that ass husband right. Backup dances sit around the house, get fat, Sitten, sweat, pants that she paid for you know, she ever went over then slept the shit out of him. Damn on its head. What one of her Dazzled high heels- and I was on that jury I would say not guilty. I would say guilty. I would say she's a fuckin hero that she hasn't done yet Here's a story for you are these stories. I'm going to put this out here, cause I'm really hoping that this is going to eat inspired somebody to start some sort of legislation or whatever the fuck you need to do to try. Things around because I really This country is a major problem. Women are organised in guys, are not when it comes to this rule, shit, shit, shit right, you go right ahead role, your eyes, Ladys. I don't give a fuck. This isn't for you right he's a nice

Murray one of these every fuckin week, two fuckin people realize what is going on all right. What is not not what is going. What is also going on is every fuckin three minutes watch the story about some poor woman who got the living shit kicked out of it by some asshole guy right and you watch, for those stories, and you start thinking. Oh my god, women are always the victim. It's not so he's an eye story for you. What a story called who knew I was not the father. To why we need to read it to you, you know where this is going. This happens all the fuckin time, but if they they don't talk about it. You know it's not considered a major fuck improvements, guys are not organise and we have to start. Bitch morning and complaining the way When do I write. Mentally try and imagine what it's like to have a period And that's the mindset you need to get in took to make change in this country. That's what I think, that's what I think is needed are ok.

We're boys and girls gather RAP who knew I was not the father take one. It was just In two thousand seven, when MIKE Mike L asked the Pennsylvania Courts to declare That he was no longer the father of his daughter for four years. MIKE had known that the girl he had rock to sleep and dance with across the living room floor was not, as they say his. The revelation from a deal test was devastating and did him to leave his wife but he had not renounced their child because he's a good. Cause. You realise that the kid you know it's, not the kids fault. Their mom is a whore. You know skies stand up. Guy. But he had not renounced their child. He continued to feel that in all the ways that mattered, she was still his daughter and he faithfully paid her child support. These guys a saint if there's a guy

This guy is going straight now, haven't ok, he could have been better, he could have walked away, he didn't stood it right, so only when he learned that his Ex wife was To marry the man who she said actually was the girls biological father that might lips. Supporting another man's child suddenly became unbearable. Can you believe this woman. Why don't they show that one or did they did show in all these stories, a guy's beady women? What about a woman? Why don't they show when women do shit like this? You know not only did she cheat on her husband? She fought the dew raw not only did she fought the dew raw. She let a busted. Did she have a fuckin kid with them? She did say shit to her husband, so they make this fuckin guy he has to find out. He said

there. You know, look at how we look in his kid doesn't look anything like it. And she has a say shit. So one day goes to Walgreens gets full dna test does swab swab. I've heard than him since it up do you gotta be shipped me. Labs in Fuckin, Colorado comes back, finds out is not his kid. He's absolutely Could devastating he's got their marriage is over a still stand up. Guy savage fuckin whore goes Back with the guy that actually knocked her up now their living together. Ok, when she think, despite the fact that she's a whore that maybe she wouldn't be a cunt too, you know it's unbelievable, why not that point just have the fuckin real dad pay enough for some reason, the courts and making this guy go through them since a right in the Czech does take the czech cash it give it back to the guy. Why can't you do that.

You know why cause they can never have enough. Do you know guys can never have enough pussy, we can never have enough stuff, even order set Even if they ever one night standing still gotta get a t shirt. You know there was good. It's not the Arab. I've said that before this package was voted through, the air was gonna have stuff. You know, and you still got this free fuck. It. They come in at this bitch she's got to she's pepper. These guys, she's got you guys. Two guys worker for goddamned genius also occurred, but she's a genius of account. Ok, Made her dogmas that guy who actually knocked her up, how damaging to marry her, who the fuck Mary somebody who was up Mary Sue, make somebody there, wife, who was already somebody else's wife and fucked around with you. You saw what she did. You think she's not going get tired. You, you think I'm gonna go somewhere else, gets more dick in a little more veto, forms

battle between the Fuckin games. Unbelievable, say go. That's That's not discharging district that I'm only reads Wrigley stories. What I'm doing is I'm trying balance out the bull shit that you hey it on tv. The bullshit vibe that the guy's cheat geyser dogs, guys, guys guys do all the fuckin bullshit. It's equate. We are equal. Ok, we're equal, we are capable of. Wonderful things like this guy who did the right thing by this little girl and were also capable doing horrific thinks a slap on the shit out of pocket women's stick in their heads in the Glove Box traced, even get always closed. Yet we also do shit like that and ladys right. They can be absolute angels and they can be a steaming pilot country like this woman, so they go. That's my little fair and balanced reporting for this. We go fuck yourself,

I've done an I've done to our two and a half hours. A call me tonight my new special, I'm taping this Saturday night at the Lincoln Theatre in Washington DC, and let me tell you something brother, I'm fuckin bringing on this one are right, I'm on a mission to outdo my last to fuck. Specials, ok, I'll care, if you constant think I did it, I think I'm gonna do it. All right. I have a special when a special at this point now the comedy central has given every fuckin person on the planet, a goddamn special Emma call. This one is a stand up standard, everybody is, I can't believe, have my listeners haven't gotten our long special on comedy central, the it? Oh god. Can't be central? They put me on forever, but I gotta tell them a little bit the year when I did my half hour. If, because of it,

if you have a good chance to watch my half hour that music that they played when they went to the commercial was It was the worst music. I've ever heard in my life it was so fucking disrespectful to all the hard work he did. Is a committee. You finally get a special year excited and then they just go to commercial. And they have your face and there was just this trumpet that would go Brad what you like, but the thought that, the food that is that they have lyrics to that. Yeah you damn it what it sounded like wacky douche bag. This gene autonomy, there's just no respect for so anyway, I'm taking a special I'm doing too. Ah there were two on Saturday night and I be,

Fuckin ready, work. My ass off the last six weeks have done. It bunches shows- and I really want to thank everybody who came out sincerely laughter. What was funny and fuck it stared at me when it wasn't, because I got this bitch, it's it's ready to go. It's ready to go man But I'm not a lady of I am fucking wiped out is what is what I did I right taken in diesel, I live in LOS Angeles. Ok, do the nautical fuckin miles there! It's a horrific flight that I've done a zillion fuckin times I write a fuckin over. It might yeah so I bought a coach ticket and then Falcon used my miles, which is something I never do. I never use my miles. Don't ask me why I just keep. I keep I get a bunch of miles, I never fucking use them, and then the airline gets bought out by somebody else and then somebody comes in they say hey, you know what you don't have any more miles an hour.

Well, I guess what their fuckin proposal I never use em. So go fuck yourself. All right. You got anything else to tell me. The fucking call me up and tell me what I have and I dont know I have enough in my life and I don't need you or your fuckin miles. Alright go fuck yourself, so so I actually used by miles. I bought myself up to a first class fuckin ticket right. I'm going out their stone, fuck and sober come back, I'm drinking on that flight, baby and they're probably get off the land and Saint Louis, because I might be The next guy to take a shit on the full car- that's how drunk I I'm gonna get because I have done so many shows if I have to this, our one more fuckin time, I'm gonna kill myself I'll, be fine, my next Saturday, nobody

the bomb when the cameras, IRAN, so that nervousness? You know. But as far as this hour, Will we love it, but I'm and away after this week I've had it get away like Deniro when he and then I could, then I get this two wonderful process of a home for an hour with everything that learned from this hour so one everybody's got out by tickets and all I typed shit, and Everyone is gone to Amazon dot com, it's fuckin blown up man, because it don't such a wonderful thing for me: the people who are the people were a person who works on my podcast unable to pay him now nice Mount money, ten percent of everything that goes, the Amazon dot com is going to the wounded, worries, project die, which is leading me to have a nice relationship with them, which is going to lead to more cool stuff. So thank you. So if you knew to my podcast is Basically it

if you go on Amazon dot com to get a buy, something I'm not saying a fuckin by anything relax. But if you're going to just go to my, but my pockets go to my website. First go to billboard outcome. Click on Pakistan Right hand, side: you see the link to Amazon TAT, comrade only the items. You click on that and then I'll get credit for driving traffic. There they'll give me a little bit. Kickback doesn't cost you a fucking thing right there. I'm a little bit of a kick back and then I take ten percent of that. Give it to the wounded worries she don't it's. My podcast Annie help out veterans who fought for this country. I write any good reflecting podcast and whatever the hell you bought on Amazon? Decamp, I mean Jesus, How much more we need to win! You know that some people are so self. Somebody's actually sent here right now gone. Is that in that all I get you know if you are to be that way. I don't give a fuck. A foreign I twenty three goddamn minutes: twenty three minutes into this blood.

I had an unbelievable weekend out here at the Denver comedy works. I didn't bows until Saturday night boost one time friend came by made some new friends and we I got you crazy enough, copper, two or three capital, three shots Europe will serve turf as they say, then I came my called the lovely near them? I was good she's like you'd, been draken Avenue drunk anyway last week I talked about those noise cancellation headphones and I had questions about him. You know by years of fucked up from playing drums and down. You know. I want to get those noise cancellation things, and I had a question about his far- is like.

If you're wearing those are they actually protecting your ears, or they just tricking your ears into thinking that not hearing anything, but they actually are hearing it, but they can't registered at sea still fuck it up your ass So somebody who I dont know what their background is. His putting me at ease says bill. Just in case known as answer this question adequately. Yes, the answer is no noise installation will not fuck up your ears. This guy sounds like a pro the principle behind noise cancellation is called destructive. Interference. The destructive part is the key, here, applying one sound wave which he's out of phase with another were quite literally neutralize, the sound producing a dead or Why its own, so it you just can't hear the noise that is messing up your ears. It's that it, there at all any more we'll pocket. I want to get some who may the best. Once let me know I'm! U make someone, I will. I will buy them I must start asking more these questions because I have one for you,

I fly all fuckin time and you know what was killing me is that there is no more supersonic jets, whatever What are those concourse can you? by the other ones that didn't crash off of Ebay. You know they gotta be sitting somewhere so big, they are probably has a key measure that if you had a private jet the site, their commercial jet etiquette fuckin fly it supersonic speed Europe? There was a dream of mine that never happened. I was wondering Paris on the conquered veto, want to be there in here that fuckin, you know. What right, the speed of sound. What is that wall of vapor? That forms? right when you break the speed of sound in some explain that to me that is just like that this thing that I've ever seen anything in star wars like little We being true the fact that you did you go. Faster than sound.

You think think about me. Watch of speed lights, the next one minute, a huge fucking job. That's that's fucking, unbelievable. What Why does what is that up to four stupid even asked a question. You know what I'm asking get summit. Help me with my scientific background. I really I'd like to be able to explain shit. I just don't understand Maybe she just remain ignorant so much the world. You seems magical to me because I don't understand basic laws of physics Our planes days up in the air- I just I just don't understand heavier than I am I can't fly Don't even sent me a fucking email about lift and surfing on the air I dont get it it's just something I'm never going understand are at last we talked about shitty neighbour. If this can be sure podcast everybody I mean, I don't know what I want to talk about. Burnt out she neighbour and how I handled it,

the bill and the lovely NEA loved, the podcast, my wife and I haven't. Awful downstairs neighbour, that has a long history of randomly threatening people. Much like the Assholes neighbours in last week's podcast we ignored and so one day he banged on the floor and scare the piss out of my sweet little mother in law who was visiting yet we seem to like to pick on women in a fucking policies. I stood for an hour until my mother in law left and I, down there and basically dared this guide. A punch me, that's all some, because he as to hate your first. As you know, That's right right, but I dont know what happens if you ask wait upon him in the face. Then I mean, isn't he just help me out there The sun shone honesty. Obviously he didn't do anything because he's a fat creep who sweats butter.

That's. Why has the competence to challenge somewhat too fisticuffs, first time since grade school. So nothing happened just a lotta yelling, but he didn't, but he did spotter Can I see you? I'm gonna, kick your fuckin ass. I love that next time I see what you busy right now fatty What're you gonna do what he got a couple more fuckin stay comes on the stove you dont want to burn, there's, not a better than beaten up. Fatty cause. It doesn't hurt your hands, you don't we sit near wheezing, you just feel like you're beaten up a being beg. You know its tremendous. Not advocating it about getting beating down the obese, I'm just saying to do it if their assholes, if you want to its your choice, ladies and gentlemen, so anyways, so I started laughing and he slammed the door. My face. That's perfect that may seem a kick my ass. His laugh and his face at poor fed best. I bet he went in There- eight a burger while watching a porno jerking off. He was so depressed

when I see him now. I stop and laugh at ask is a time for you to kick my ass, tough guy this. Brilliant, I hope from last week is listening, because this guy this guy's doin it he's doing it perfectly He says I have even seen him hide in his car to avoid talking to me so Europe. Vice bill has worked great. I was my advice. Wait a minute I didn't read this wrong. Did you just fuckin? Do this it is that I hope this guy up I got so laughing is work enough for this guy. What the fuck is in his Jesus Christ and scroll down come on When we look at him now I stop it from the time you guys always tough guy is the key phrase, because its condescending

as for needs, advice to win the hearts and minds of the guys, wife, which I also thought was great. My neighbour has a high school age. Kid that sometimes visits. I dont know what the relation is? But whenever I see this kid playing soccer outside, I say hello crack a joke. Scam about Real Madrid, because he, where's their gear. These twenty sack, these twenty second conversation dry if my neighbour nuts, I can see impairing out the window ass? Do you kill, and this guy the Navy, has been emasculated neutralize. The cops never got involved and I never even had to ground and pound with Greece, retiree, Bill, India, equal, perfect advice. No wonder you guys is such a good, fair! Isn't that nice, though this guy killed it I don't know if we told you all that last week. I think that you are a natural town for there, so they go.

Laughing, calling somebody tough guy. What I love is you ve made this guy's life so miserable that not does he not even knocking on the ceiling anymore? He's He actually hides from you. Oh in the change, you know what that means. Is this guy fantasizes, about what he wishes he could do to you and he can't which eggs and even more miserable, which probably makes them eat more, which makes him fatter in out with one day, gonna neutralize the entire problem, because he's gonna be too fat took to live. That roast beef of a fuckin arm up even hit the ceiling. You know well anyway,. To my lips, so fuckin dry right now it's ridiculous and I am one of those guys. It believes in that urban myth that if you use chopsticks there's something

now that makes you addicted to it and that you what your lips you know it's like, if you constipated you don't owe me any key taken. Those pills seek and shit if you do it too much your body just goes. All we don't need to make whatever the fuck is that we make to make you of your. You don't be able to shit, and then you got to take. You know you never take. You know if you constipate, you never take those pills, very simple, just do what are the Romans used to do it? I thought you were Into a stream right Your face, your ass up river. You stick a red up. Your ass. And you failure ass will: river water right doesn't clean out your assistant, then you you weren't, meant to shed ever again. Ok in the grate thing is it's all natural, that's what the

now, actually these two do that's what they used to do when before when they would they needed, like an animal all right. What do they call that when people have a caloric, they do that? back in the day: that's how they did it back in the days they took a fuckin if it a red. They waited in the river there? as poor towards the current and then they jammed read up there. Just accepted as much as the river up there ass, they could they just they just why it. Oh shit, confetti going down the river it up and there was probably the First environmental disaster people, you gotta know U. History or else should do to repeat it got thirty three minutes it. Yes, My fuckin lived, sir. I've been using this shit since last week. Cos

Last week I was in New York or drive and all the gigs it was called out. So at the head on, and rather haven't known. Defrost is what I usually do. I had the went on. I tried out my lips, so I bought this shit and ever since our since I bought it, it's like my. Let's keep drying out, I keep using it adopts drinking plenty? A water, you know I'm tone I really believe in that. So why are you know fuck chopsticks, That's reverse advertising! Everybody fuck that one in its fish. I write more advice. I built buying a car by the way How great the advice now that we finally stop the relationship stuff all eventually come back to it, but you know I'll give guys, moronic advice on everything and once again you're on your own. Ok, I'm not an expert on any this shit. I write buying a car dear belt

Nineteen year old type, one don't structure and full time student in Queens College I live and bubbled up apply. In my dough Joe said he spoke Joe deal? Jane DOE. Jan, almost don't you think, that's what I've always heard, Joe Joe and college, couldn't be farther apart, I recently bought a Mazda protege year, two thousand from my aunt God now never buy a fuckin shit box from a relative, it's never gonna get. I don't like the way this has gone already. I had a recently in the shop for the entire first month and it officially mine and I did over two thousand dollars of repair new suspension, rear breaks, sensors, etc. The fucker sensors- and we know about cars anymore, on it in order for it to hopefully cut down on my travel time and last a couple a good years it

broke down in long island after the first full month of use. Fuck me, so I wanted to ask you if you had an advice on another car could buy where I could look to buy one that won't fuck me that fuck me. Work has seriously fuck family and any tips. You give me on saving for the car would be greatly appreciated. Yeah do I don't know what it is about family, it's like They love you and they have you back, except when it comes to selling you a cock as they will fuck you over. I saw it when I was a kid. You know I just I don't know what it is. They just first vote: buying from your art, she's older, they don't know shit and they think it's a good. I don't know, maybe they just completely fuck you over. This is what I would say. This is what this is. What I do when I

when I bought used cars is don't buy anything flashy cause he's got the ship kicked out. I stuck with Toyota in hand, is because things, will last two hundred thousand miles easy. If you change the oil and then like Bought. I don't know I bought at nineteen. Eighty eight hundred cord, nineteen. Ninety seven. So was nine years old in an already had a hundred thousand fuckin, my or eighty seven miles thousand miles on it or something, and I bought it was for door, then flash. She was like a family car. Now Hopefully, I wish I was gonna buy used car. I would go with a year a toy what are our Honda that has been Wellman maintained. That's what the fuck I would do any. And then you gotta pay some money all right. If you gonna go under six

Seven thousand dollars I mean Jesus creatures, bind somebody else's fuckin problems just go out, get alone, you'll get some credit and believe me, just pay off. The fuckin loan is gonna, be a lot less cheaper and there was nothing even funny in that. That's just what I said. At least they make the american cars better now, but I don't know I'm fuckin jaded when it comes that shit, because I can up in the eighties when they started making american cars disposable, one of the worst fuckin things they could ever like the car was literally design to shit the bed at eight fuckin miles while the Japanese will make em to last two hundred thousand. So do the fuckin math the terrible, fucking time oh, my god of such a terrible time than they shrunk down cadillacs to make. In this of a shabby citation. Dude I don't bring up the scarlet time, the fuckin american cars. I don't know what happened to update they made during that period. They like, like those cars

Look. I watch when I watch those those auctions on tee there's no cars from the falcon eighties, that our american anything you'll see you'll, see ok, yeah like you, a grand national. There is one that was the top of the line, one that they like to this day can beat most cars. You know just a fucking, bad ass will concur and die that. One has retained its value. This does very few like I don't even know what a fuckin Impala look like in the eighties, knowing gave a fact but powers from the early. 70s all the way back to like nineteen. Fifty eight do you not everybody loves him, I don't know At least they made the shabby citation they forgot to put the Fuckin radio win, so they had a turn it likes Like sideways I'll, try to The picture that up in the website, but yeah, that's my advice. Do I would bible

with the toy Kyoto or a hunter, and I pay like seventy, a grand for the fucking thing and I would bite off somebody in dont rate of it as a hundred thousand miles on occurs. If somebody maintain it that things gonna that thinking go through. Thousand miles. You know, that's what I would do. I right good luck to you. Dont bite off you fuckin relatives cause they they'll fuck you over. As you see all right, they got those public services, their advice, a bell, a levy commonly really burgers. I left or do they want it gets me. Jesus Christ whether one anxious questions to ask it five years old and I ve been married for two. Here's to a great wanted, no kids, yet we Very close to Oliver family parents, grandparents, cousins, all of them Jesus you're. Absolutely right can be a fuckin nightmare right. You You bet. I have the ground rules down right. Listen. I know your family

I can live right around the corner. But this is my house right, my fuckin out They only come around on the holidays. Why don't you show up like Cramer on Seinfeld then been be none of that twenty anyways Grandmothers playing this big three day long family reunion this summer, and is Much as I love my wife, I would rather take a shit, honour, hookers, toilet, they go to thank you. Absolutely do you surrounded by am I spend too much time with their family, as it is a word of all I think it was my conflict with when you come to do is show in my hometown. I told her today, for you reunion- is the same weaken that you come too I will just have to skip the reunion good man, She, let me have it for about how important this is tour. This is what they do. This

they do our family comes first and if I was. Person I go to the reunion and then she started to cry out till she had you with both barrels, both barrels dude, These are fucked up, I'm actually in a whisper in my lovely woman, is fuckin forced states away. I had this fuckin argument. This argument: for, can we go right? I got you gotta get to the post, you gotta get to the mailbox first and look for those fuckin wedding, petitions are right and you get TAT and you just rip it up and fire it over the fuckin fence. I didn't do that right saw it I knew was an invitation is gets his fuckin invitation to go to a goddamn wedding. All right in the middle of nowhere. All right, and I said I'm not going, I'm not going

then. She starts telling me how important these people are to her and I said Gimme a fuckin break. Important you. I've never heard you say their names. I don't even recognize. These names. How can this be important and then she did. Then she starts faith. She just at the exact fuck and say nothing short of the crime. You know. I think that you would want to go with this. To me is important and blob of blood. Like sweetheart, I spend my life in airports on airplanes. I don't go to one extra fuckin thing: ok,. Tone to put it on Skype and I'll sit there and watch it with you. I want to fuck and go to it right. Let me add to do. We ask them to go to any ship like. I would never, that's my girl of football game. She hates it, but

but it is really important to me. You are good birth and you're going to get your truck with me so ridiculous. I want to go so anyways Reggie. Cry. He said I have got a lot of a lot of this shit since I got married yeah. I can tell you that. Do you twenty five, you know you twenty five, If you twenty five and you get fuckin married, a woman is be ten years beyond just knowing how to fuckin roll over you in a relationship, but not all is not lost. All is not lost. Let me finish. It then happens in her family. I have to be there, even if it's a small as her cousin graduating from the third great I'm sick of it. I mean I really hate doing stuff like this. She knows I don't like it, but if I was just the flat out tell her I hated it would break her heart ties your decent guy. Ok, I would to do that because she's, my wife and I love you good guy thinking about her

ok oh and I see my family and I see my family about once a year since they live on the other side of the country. She, doesn't understand that I did not grow. But a family where we spent a ton of time together. So shit. Shit like family reunions. Does it mean that much to me, I feel Like those lady should understand that, if I miss one weaken with them to see my favorite comedian, who I might not get a chance to see again in a very long time than that's all right How do I let her know how I feel get her to give me some space, not crushed my balls, about going to Oliver family stuff. Our eye to this is, You do you hate your heart. Hearts in the right place. You don't wanna hard, ok,. And I'm gonna kind aside with your wife on this one. In that. Not really side with her, but you picked the wrong one to put your foot down on our right wing Had to do is put your foot down

you know little Mikey you just made his first fuckin popsicle stick house. We all have to go over and look at it that something she can blow off like a major family reunion, you kind of To go to that, you gotta be buyers side, ok, so that she can Prove that sea I got one, he loves me right, This is what you do. What you are right now, you're in a great position to barter: ok, because You're gonna make the sacrifice and not see in my shop: ok So this is what you tell it just say: listen, my favorite comedian is come into town. Just like you said, I might not get another chance you, but because this is so important to you. I want to be there for you, so I will go ok and just say. Thank you and then you say, however, This is when you bar and just say all this now, don't I say this eloquently cause. I just have to get to the point. All this fuckin boy

shit, these county little stupid, ass, fucking things I don't give a fuck about yet, though I don't want to go to him any more ok, I work on. They come on. I want a chill out. I dont know your family, I dont know I married you. Ok, you wanted that in all the Oscars, your family reunion, I will go to that shit, ok, you're dead, two new collapsed me beg I'm not shown up to that. I I I'm going to all of them. I will go to some major ones. I will go to Christmas time are put on the sweater alright, but this far in twenty four: seven, all the fuckin time, Susie faces havin, a birthday party, I'm not going to abstain, omen and watching the gape. Ok, because making me miserable, and I want to be happy with you are right, and this is the thing she give a shit about that. But now you got it. You gotta put foot down and let her cry about it.

I should say this is unfair to me: fair to me that all of my free time involves being with your family are right. I don't I say: do you got forgot to say it's fuckin boring. Lord Goin. Over there I dont like the smell of their house. I don't like it food and, like the color their plates? I just want to get the fuck out of here. I'm not comfortable. You are go over. There they're, probably probably dont, even like you going over there what their girl over there. So fucking go over there, so that that's what I would do just play your game all right, my show is important EU as that fuckin thing. So I don't want you cry now. I can't but you don't say women around. Just like all right. Well, I want you to know. Did I miss my favorite Fuckin convenient to go to the same. Ok and I will go to say: ok, from here on out. I am, going to the major ones: ok,.

Because I love you. I support you, but this tricky tack, fuckin bullshit. That's all you, I'm not I'm not doing that. Ok, because I need a life outside others outside EU family. I go fuck yourself love. You love. You buttons I'll see you later they go that was at work, operated under ready for the week over. School school is nothing but a waste of time and money. I graduate school last summer and I gotta community college my dad harasses me every day my ass up and listen to an old ass man, talk about something that has nothing to do with my career. I am a model and an actress I don't know what the fuck to do with that. To exploit for equals eight. What does that have Do with meat. We remembering my lines. I swear. I hate that place so much.

I underrated. Well, it was right: school isn't overrated. It, sir. I think I will, if you want to be a model, an actress yeah, you shouldn't what why the fuck you taken algebra. But algebra is an overrated. You need algebra you need your without jumped. Gb couldn't built shit not over. I think what you should have said was. It was annoying, but good luck with your modelling and not acting career. I hope I see at the fuck and ask as a right and don't get naked. Don't do that don't worry, upkeep classy that'll make you gotta set you apart from ocean of horse. Just how like mainstream dressing like a horse, become you know it. Successful you can come become by just being a fuckin skaggs

like that Raven hair check right who needs to be steam quaint, because blown every six round draft pick out there. Underrated going to school with a slight buzz. Schools so much that one day I decided to steal some of my dad's liquor. I must have at that school was a bit more amusing that day. So I continued to do it. I know that might sound like. I have a problem, but I really don't care whatever gets me. Through the day, I'm cool with it. Do that's a Dane this fuckin, that's a dangerous road to go down. You know. I was school socks, it's boring. You want to get the fuck out of here. You know you wanna go drink and fuck something you're human being right But when you start out end up being, Will you be hammered, are being high. You know. First, I missed Oh good joint you able to actually function without freak out. You get away with it and you think it's fuckin awesome. It really isn't it isn't he

Too much freedom so why? I would advise not to do that, but you know what you didn't ask me for my advice: wanna give a fuck how's that What what are we up to hear? Fifty fuckin one minutes. Nine, more goddamn minutes it explain to me why NBA basketball so fuckin long there s The question you. She only one when you jump from college approach becomes long college. Football is for fifty many quarters College Hockey Street. Many many quarters. As far as I know, college base all night sittings college hoop is to twenty minute haves and then you go to the pros. May those eight scruciatingly, boring fucking minutes. What is what what do they do that I was actually watch. I watched a lot, a college who watched the Kansas game. Was it Kansas Missouri, and I watched Turkey play somebody else, fucking, the most exciting basil I love college basketball team

twenty. You done. It's like the fur tat is over so fuckin quick and the one you're in the second half. It becomes crunch time so much quicker. The crowd going crazy. That's one of my goals man I want to go to where the J Hawks play and I want to go to Kentucky. I went to India whose game a long time ago and those on the road Bobby night was still coaches and you scream at the kids and I was fucking- get angry watch her meals going like snow work. If I could play for a guy like that screaming at me, like that. You know I have to. I have like a temper as bad as his that there would be a bad fuckin mix but you have anybody: The answer to that question is just strictly for money. I don't understand. Fuck was all I gotta get used by the rest of the advertising, your people I make this amusing here. Try make little funny a game flight dot com. This is Thank you guys been really responded to a young. Only trying to get stuff

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about you know neutral whatever I got some bunches self deprecating shit, I got some silly shit personal shit and then I got a nice fuckin read. You know like great meal catch vetches. You got. You're. Fuckin, toothpaste and you got your fuckin twat sitting right there cross the table. She ain't gonna pay as she stop acting. You go on for your wallet like you, gonna pay. You got something. Never pulled back. When I used to go on dates. You know when I slipped back when I had a full had a red hair and I slipped back like Clark Kent, you know I did that to you know like Superman Euro, what I did stand up, I parted and on the left side, and when I went on a date I was on the right side. You nanos, wasn't it funny, I what the fuck I'm talking about? What am I talking about you? I gotta get Especial come around everybody, I'm taken it next week and a fuckin ready to go right. I got a new book

down shirt. I get a pair genes, some new shoes and I'm fucking do I you're fuckin, do this thing, and then I am drinking on the plane and were landing in Saint Louis and I'm gonna be taken off and cuffs. That's my game plan. For next week. I write you guys, go fuck yourself Bobby. See that thank you fit for raw for doing all the stuff. I really appreciate the. Everybody go on Amazon dot such a great thing to be able to work You don't make a little money on his podcasting and actually do a good thing with some of the money. You know I mean like a lady, I'm keep most of the money now I have saving up for those new rolling electronic drunk kits. That's my next thing that I'm gonna by others to get there by near where we got a powder. Is too big, I know, but it's fun, Oh you don't actually bought a new drum pal. I will let you go.

Know about this thinkers. I've been trying to do their job. Your mayor thing, I'm getting back into that trying to get my based on speed up each one of you three in a row, fucking, solid and really quick in order me. I swear be that guy with people listen to play, that you got a double pedal night. Not that's one foot! That's one fortnight, Can you do that? Other thing, you see that shit? What people do that little rock and back and forth they get their high, had splash answer those the three drummers who listen to this fuckin thing. I write that support. Guess for this week a fuck yourself. Don't take any shit I'll see you next weekend now let you know how to special goes. Die when beyond vacation for four days for days I am off and then I'm workin on some other project that has nothing to do with comedy. Live in LOS Angeles and you like to watch me. Mom, trying out my new stuff. All during March you'll see me I'll, be deepened in and out of a comedy store, on sunset. That is it here, I mean I'm ready in the fuckin,

a in the whatever. Whatever the fuck you say, I'm ready to do this and I'm babbling goes on that excited. I talk you next week, I'll, let you know goes. I already said that,

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