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2018-02-08
Bill rambles about making cupcakes, Quincy Jones, and Valentines day.

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hey what's goin on his bill burns time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning pakistan just checking it on you see now you we're gonna know you're weeks going great and fairly no she's not a sports fan and you probably all upset that everybody so excited run around tyranny the street sides euro ignore shit i feel therefore that so we found that deed horse shit you norman all this shit that their fans have gotten you know attention for like the bar is just been set so high that this poor bastard who do you it was like out of ideas you know nowhere does as far as bad behavior you nor philly fans are right now it's kind of like rub when they did the duncan contest every year and the all star game and at first it was amazing
it also me just like takes often follows i wholly shared in the next thing you know you gonna like some fuckin quivering fuckin woman standing eighty gonna jump in your balls have to just scrape the top of your fuckin head you covered your eyes like d brown you know kind of like we're eagles feds flyers affairs all philly fans are as far as like how the fuck are we gonna get out espn this time what are we gonna do throw up on a kid already did that what are we gonna do punch an old lady in the current we ve been through that sets the seventies what dove far my god is a pilot horseshit paternal yeah fuck a video camera what did he will make sense i can put their own legal standards are not going to put that on philly that is an individual act like i wanted to do that shit
for the longest time he just needed an excuse you no enemy like all of us most i've never eaten another human being right but putting the rights situation you'd fuck and do it right was that movie alive plane crashes rocky mountains you know the right next to aspen but they're all rich so they're not going to help out they would get a sandwich annexing another each other does this have to do with how the fuck this have to do with ignore shit think what they actually landed was didn't land they crashed i would actually be upset if i survived that euro you're gonna fuck i'm gonna die right and then you fuckin surviving on top of the mountain freezing you fuckin s off then you wish you did anyways anyways i actually was finally able to look at some of the house because i really want to see
eagles van celebrating i just couldn't handle because they beat my team damn i believe i said you know on the progress towards the end of december that if the patriots get bounced of the players i was gonna route for the fucking eagles because you know they had one one like it said i i really don't have anything i wanted to say i forgot to say that on cloning because so many people fuckin reached out twitter and all this crap because of my philly ran thinking i really didn't want the eagles to ever when one and all other issues i got bored and fairly i made fun of fairly vague got bored in texas i what am i gonna pick up trucks and women a wimp too much make up when you damn folk in boats looking around all right you ve got a flat screen tv you not a fuckin cowboy right you look like you're on your way to a gay bore i would have said something like that and texas that's what i would have done good here the lovely me the fuck are you doing what six calls
panoramas take it take down a bit a that's when you know your wife syria will you have a good time take it down a bit pomegranate see i'm eating pomegranate sees her dear good for my ovaries my lady parts they do i heard i read that disposed to shine up your vantage lips over their baby you know it's way in other words subway you know year ago was so when i didn't have a kid i will go back a year and a half when you didn't get yourself knocked up right i will just be walk around the house i would be singing whatever contemporary shit you know you would listen to
this is why go there michel five would add some plan right i've been seeing that shit right now that we have a kid i'm down their brush my dear girl vamp arena maybe blue with boy de teeth were rather arena but are not so different what would happen to me bob bob bob puppy dog was when they go luna goarly virtual sancho went on emission another measure go on emission go on a mission about what i guess that's why i brought you on those me on these young decent matching matching under where's i love you with some words on this
talk with hot sauce you get it do you need to be explained earlier in these announcements and they make me funny for me for being a redhead made me if one were to make up for me for beer redhead what that what the hot sauce did you see the text today you have read him emerges in june yeah which i just think is going to lead to more red headed hate the thing but being a redhead is what you want to do is not stand next to another redhead you wanna sort of like fade into the background but you know i really you're not gonna use those but they also have bald bald emotion whoever bald what the red beard
i don't know if the body has spatial here when am i ever going to fit in my whole life where when and are you ever be represented not yours how difficult it is to be a red headed white male is so close to the brass ring but those blue blooded what they won't let me it now jesus i m like the lazy unlike the run to the letter the one that the mother rejects yeah you're the real hundred i haven't you do the real under the one she just do a giant fuckin i rule with the there it is a meme levels and the spirit of last so why don't you put on your underwear near me i want to see you and those i want aware on valentine's day we act both where on valentine's day now we dump why that's why they because i'm on a dominant daughter i can make my own choices despite the fact that you know something which currently have can you just where you go underwear can you just have a little fun and not be so uptight
did you just say uptight like we're gonna fuck in black and white comedy movie here he's white and she's lack she teaches us to loosen up you're really uptight you're not uptight i'm a fucking control freak i dont like people telling me what to do and means europe day if you're a control free them into our time now it doesn't does apply people up take us a sick away people fuckin rendition what is that to do with anything control degenerate jackson do a whole fuckin album about the why am i here
because i want you to see the magic underwear thought you'd have fun with their rather than put demands are visited enough that i have to pay for the whole evening were celebrating our relationship where is your contribution i haven't you supposed to do that is supposed to do that and as they blow we ever you supposed to want to do its bit costume no money and your burnet calories ridiculous burning calories woody where roebuck exercise if done correctly i guess i'm gettin a blow we doing are wearing matching underwear don't feel those two worlds there i will and i just did because of that world that you now have a new world can go and pay by the way a lovely little one
she heard she took her first steps this week is awesome thereby we ask what are you going to cry i wanted a film in the fucking put aerosmith work its way underneath it every time she was it tat people get and would hit the snares when she falls down and arrests out here she's so proud of ourselves any relays babies get like proud of themselves when you learn how to do stuff she looks over smiles like yeah like me see in this can this out so q anyway so let's get down to what everybody is talking about the scandalous interview by quincy jones nea jesus christ iconic area i don't like it of course it in
what do you like well where we don't want his popular that you actually enjoy we mean there's a bunch of shit i ll talk a cupboard oh look back before puppies i hate it was about know it's true i like cupcakes actually know how to make them and i've made you some but i love dogs you ve never maybe a cookie you fuckin whore put the microphone getting is exactly what i just said excuse me the zone for that i drove all over the fuck in l a base and trying to find you a fucking yellow cupcake with chocolate frosty and they didn't exist and i went out and i think in made them for you you don't remember this you have been met were in your life made me cupcakes and this is in los angeles our new york this is here like when the less within the last two years
gimme that i'll that you off the plug cast away europe departures remembered unbelievable you made a new i bought me coaxingly night when i have my cupcake ravings but you ve never made because that would mean you'd make a dozen cupcakes because you know how many were in the past year and you ross them and everything i don't remember this fucking with me now go into the cupboard and go look there's a fucking tray why would i have one of those that's right these guys and no one ever said for years you know that you're only as good as the last act it doesn't mean shit too the other patriots are always just push fuckin all prose out the door winners are in there to yeah yeah that's right well well guess who's not make an cupcakes anymore but maybe i should film it will you make some profound answer now what
because you can remember that progress made red velvet was meanwhile i'm wearing matching underwear i play the game play a game right and that i make you cupcakes your your remember how dare you gorgeous oh by the way our name has been hidden jim and i've been noticing try and keep it to keep together keep together you know my issue as neighbours while positive right there are major cupcakes has such a look and good although that was what i like about quincy jobs he was talking about people who are dead and then everybody took everything he said is factors like you didn't notice halfway through is gone i know who killed kennedy no shit you should have told oliver story wouldn't wasted all their time make it that movie when he couldn't just called you up i just like any say when you go for the money god works out there that's like as far as other gossip about everybody else it's like the ones you grow up
well who goes around doing he's got used to steal songs you didn't say that when you make it records with still falcon alive how all the stories that's what i'm telling you cool of some cool my family all people my family needs they don't give a fuck them just telling stories about everybody this person the desert is present at this back in the day was that because what is it add to lose their now you know a fearful of being politically correct let me get this story i hear you're not supposed to be in your hand you subtle shit you're not supposed to be a snitch you spoke keep your mouth shut and all that shit your whole fuckin life he's not and then in the end when everybody deal what the fuck i mean how i was brought up would you didn't do that people get these kids did no not that street shit like i said i don't pop off i feel about it even in the hard streets and i saw the classical thank for the pike ass but i look
the cul de sac you wanna talk about deadened streets man yet gods my supper that's three added another was was beautiful words into a lovely pond lunch yesterday with mine and she liked did you hear her like kind of chastise me for not drinking water canal but i wish i could have enjoyed the body armor i'd like a whole bunch of water like the whole entire morning and then ultimately the automatically filled up my glass again for more right in mass worthy does automatically filled it up and my mama's i do want to modernize acknowledge okay and she like it's me i'm arms usually drinking water and it's like i drink water all goddamn de la just a mother's love i guess it is annoyed me anyway i'm not gonna do a meal
you should read more water at an i literally drink water all day long nobody notices that system why and that moment she had alike now who's it literally has been bothering me simply does all that i wouldn't slept on the reserve and it was really bothering you answer to know i want to talk about a new now i got it off my that's all i've learned about women you does i didn't know you just use alarmed about women you say no nothing you have no instincts you have no intuition that whole thing about how you got started complements when you get married and you haven't said fair of course you don't just like the kind of cakes you know it's farmers stop doing should feel just say that i did it could you not remember either way and you can be like why must i can't believe i keep forgetting i have the greatest husband ever think of it
the new charter cupcakes ok forget what if i catch simply then said he with a goddamn kitchen it i work an apron voice when do i get for that have nothing i'm sorry i can't remember ah look at jewel sunflower icon neck you never know sort of every kind what's up i know what's obviously why me cause i want you to see the underwear and i want you thank you me on these they go and i still see that's that's the one advertising we have today how great boil bobo me ideas me i'd these magic falcon ando where's doo doo doo doo beyond these me ideas put him on a veto cares get trapped in a relationship
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balance i say you gotta wendy's neither like we're sorry it's gonna be ok forty five minute ways but we never came about like i guess we just now our anniversary is our wedding day as opposed to like the first however home now the neither one of us are bigger on dates now but one of us is a little bigger on cupcakes than the other february fourteen ago while yup that's so crazy fourteen years what are you looking you still look and great near i'll tell you that an already knew that until that little fuck and display you just put on i'll make you cupcakes against the stop this is immoral
i thank you the cardinal brian shall forget me on monday in the much was painful for me to sit there i think fairly fence deserve that you know the toronto shit they ve got gaza that ran which i said once again was not for wasn't personal was personally so long do it was that's a fight think is now people are going to show you what we want willie bug and one one only took half a century can you bragging about that's like the guy who fuckin finishes the marathon italy like nine hours it's like i do it i could have walked and that that a monitor also that ireland's deserved the audience and really they deserve your wrath no they did they were ass off you know it's boring most probably have kids now they're raising little asshole kids what you know something not all philly fans are like that i remember having chaise a nice guy we like you know you i remember those guys on always sonny
guys i see them do they want to happen over any cars and stuff my god i remember you called me after that hope and really happen and you are like i have a massive headache so what happened i just got into a fight would like to tell you that you call me right after it happen i'll never forget it i was my work and then i just blew up and i feel ass right you were in my apartment i was my rode home with bobby kelly use ie do we have united vote bobby i got a headache those people to go back and shells bobby kennedy had to follow that night bobby kill you to go on after the intermission where they somebody with an ear infection drained it somebody else drank it and somebody who watch dispute
billy what s going on with the image that ghana horseshit like what is going on well what is going on over their seriously you know what happened to philly was when they built night interstate ninety five they got bypassed so i just think that they're just stuck in time at a time when people wait horse shit i don't know i don't think there's something you there's either some sacred burial ground that they built a city on or there's some sort of toxic waste like the simpsons thing going on i dont know what they're dealers but all i know is it care that people don't like him and their proud of their behavior so i say god bless there's some really amazing people right now if you eddie horseshit the roots that's not a perceptual got into bed all the black people i know you like really racist a cavern hard keith robinson
kevin aren't you had another he sold out the eagle stadium yeah he was stand up and of workers footballs fantine was so happy after they one use i'm on see me drunk i know that sounded hilarious it was pretty great it was pretty great he was very happy the so that's it you re making it met my team can when it every year right right thank you very gracious about it you i'd like that's the one then you actually mellowed out about as the years goodbye mean candid compromise has boards that's the one thing i can actually say i see improvement on the rest is taken a fuckin nosedive now you're very gracious when it comes other teams yeah i don't i don't take it to the point avoid like i said i just you know what's his flying i reach we did that dead nick falls
audio in the animal in the huddle was great other than he said i love you guys and why is that have to be so fucking sweetener would love to telephone our eyes your response huddled in an end i fell game i made out of love that teleport him back to that fuckin nineteen eighty superbowl tee when they will play the raiders just be ok for do this first place was their love you guys just said we will but montgomery looker eye when they win the superbowl and start began say i love you too now when i was not when i was a kid they didn't they do not think anybody actually had emotions when you were a kid that all the time it's a new millennium open to have emotion than express them men did not cry when i was a kid that i saw i saw the celtics when three championships i saw the lakers when five i saw the person's went too you know the person i think i saw a guy cry
with jordan was cause his dad died and he wasn't there and that was understandable you know i mean he just crackers he won he said angry look on his face only four point five can she saxon utilizing the wine and on the road you know he's looking at some little kitty was cried he got off on it we got our fund be invade that's what a man was backed it first watch monsieur i love you guys i want to just take time to everybody knows how much weight are often of line is lost you guys you know you're really get off i dare you coming out of your football periods the beginning you here and now you're just looking so fatally dare you and your next show endless showing you say goodnight idea you to say i love you guys get may i dare you to say are you kidding me i'm a fucking do that for ten minutes of everybody just got so uncomfortable than left do i want you to do
shows over but i want to take some time you just speak from the heart you're my life has changed a lot in the last year alone and it a great way i became a father and i look at the world a different time different way and i ve noticed the whole thing and disappear like i can now it has to be a big thing because then they can excuse that is going to be this punch line that never comes right and this is you going on and on about how much i love you have in your heart don't forget to look at those to look at this guided everybody else those things that we take for granted if you get some of that fuckin pomegranate on my jacket our high jacket is a table
until you right now the second this party s is over we can do a dry run you little fucking booty shorter mixture words were instinct and was able to take the new kids you must set the right boys academic keep this dear joseph madame the stuff you read write back ok well i think that the way you tell me good you'll be or of their age boy betsy they can't you right mr telephone new edition and then you know the way new edition also known as make it on the block
and when we talked about the arrangements came before new edition let's now new edition had the same manager ok as new kid on the block and their manager maurice star he wanted to make a white pop cross over version of new edition with a dog ok met a white people it was a black eyes idea who set our man away people would do and that is our wish nuke it on the block have always given props in respect to new edition there whole entire career let's go because i would hate to know that those two bands of fighting i'm just saying it's a nice thing we have a zoo additional screw they really related big time this myself on the block of those given them their their crops what why can a weird i'm not we're fills we're well
that's because you live in a place of fuckin awkwardness and anger carnation questioning what i asked you a question sincerely is it ever you is it always me in my world of awkwardness and anger in negativity as you say fuckin unbelievably she has of course i woke up this morning by the weather do i fuckin changed my daughter's diaper right hang out with their i'm watching cartoons is all agreed should that had done today is as usual she's all she talks about while she just just dials into is my is my fuckin anger right having lost my shit yet today when it burn my hand in the kitchen which is now i yelled fuck that was why because i was put in the fucking china weren't my thermos help i'm always falls down between that's stupid foreigners in user that's why you screaming suddenly the echoes
before you go to school and when all do evaluated clean it up when i went back then you'll burn my head no you're sweetheart because you just give me a bunch of compliments and i love you you're fantastic really doesn't hold any water trash me don't you been less retirement of the park cares you make it sell your emotionally held captive here when you run in the deal yap isn't that laugh that it's a laugh of somebody that's running a fuckin relationship are right that's the podcast for this we anniversary happy anniversary in relatively anniversary i just be our anniversary all right what do you see the seventh i'll remember that will work today well the eighth opens yesterday
what kind of life are you in that you really know what fucking data's we have them to talk about me what mothers it quick where do you go sure history monster newbie like light a candle every day that they make a giant black menorah with twenty candles and silent lack manoeuvre and now i know them stay and i d thirty two i'm raining star sallow everyday about african american americans averted the shell lace later they can read it was taken by the wide ban but actually it was three women who are good at math of africa to set february knife a first stage yet was actually built by a native american with africa blood rob had fallen killed that person had said i invented this stage it does happen
february night eighteen forty five there were nine percent have i we gave it to his desires oh boy was her desire that's not how it works like a wary performing necks the betrays a new benefit three sanyo benefits those days of fifty four tickets left some that's on february twenty is an extra it's gonna be in santa barbara santa barbara which is an african american needed in nineteen seventy two i think also overcome they like the view of the beach are you are you fine to santa barbara have you decided yes i am flying a helio captor out there are you sure you're mine there and then flying back so kind of home
there is no room for you week it's no rome is no review and the co pilot in the open up ok i guess that then thought to openness two open anderson flying out there one of them's version i will refer to dine laugh because he hates to fly freedom of that amount controls even though we're going out the co pilot there he's gonna be frequent tell whoever the other person as its coming with you to film him
oh yeah when we first going to have a good deal for sunday gonna how this while awaiting sillies ever other than realizing that your attracted to me fifteen years ago forty years ago they must now my attracted to that orange headed weirder so negative for that's nice near now that's a nice wonder why i live in a world of anger awkwardness now the when i first saw you the ira's ever ran freckle easy really handsome and i was like what we like the sooner we get together it's like five years later meant to be all you like me i saw i met and i met my wife in an alley behind a fresh alley behind the apollo yeah that's the first that i was going into doing things air was gonna do shows you proud of my dad had bought you want it showed him at the apollo my dad used to both the comedians onshore timothy pilot my dad
actually known bill longer than i have i saw you was i go away got this funny way way from boston on the showers like ok cool just graduate from college and i back there you said hi briefly and i was glad he's really good looking and then i saw you years later on tough crowd i immediately recognise you i was like all my guy that's the guy that i met apollo with my dad germany was such a jerk to me i wasn't i kept trying to answer line with such an asshole now that's not how when at all i really would even look at me you and the army and i was looking over gums like think of some decisive with some saying he was staring straight ahead like those fuckin guys in london with the big furry heads suppression was i was rather trying to play hard to get but
you also had a girlfriend at the time and i had a boyfriend no i didn't get you thought i did know you did and then when we ran into each other at the party for chapelle show that's when you tell me you didn't have a girlfriend but when we first met you didn't have a lock and asked you i want to add a girlfriend i know i would then i'll write it and i'll be used to look so what i was looking to even though i had a boyfriend but we didn't breathing and saw out whereby till after which exactly jesus i don't wanna go quincy jones listen where you from the budget should blogging awaits ellen i would never do that to you but i do i don't why would i give a shit i'd be dead i do imagine myself not a one off first why don't ever what i think about you time before me that would be too much money they happen of ten years older you and i'm a guy but i did
better care myself than you do we do i do the elliptical i swear to god you he keynote for three weeks and you think you're some fuckin legs how little really let it fair enough here like all while it is a killer one i have so much energy yes bill we are all aware of the health benefits of joint shell us to my new healthy diet yeah i did you are always knows and rally all fuckin rabbit we didn't knows wiggle anyway we even over there what do you know that i'm just curious what you're doing crazy idea you're doing really well with your dian stuff but i just think they like were the first person but discovered keener one where you go on and that's not what i think what do you think i think i went to the dentist yesterday and found out that i was supposed to do sixteen weeks of invisible either because i've left these things and sometimes even during shows spending on the front to fuckin rose because i wanna get deserve worthy says it's gonna be thirteen weeks and i
put in train number nine i got another month these fuckin things that's it you just know you're saying i was when i go to my mind when i got you remember i got your teeth fixed all this shit don't you please him what about where all this shit don't worry i see one more falconry clothing that you just had to have that judges frisbie down at a fuckin goodwill for some homeless guy to traipse around and while these looking to get his fuckin junk i gotta get off to get on with my fucking day this has been the progress we cannot play a little bit of music and then you get us do another half hour bullshit from a third they podcast earlier this year ten years ago i dont know how it works dvd that's right
for we can your constant once again congratulations to everybody philly please don't be excrement from an animal what's going on it's pilfer and it is the monday morning podcast for monday
february is two thousand and ten one day after superbowl forty four well usually i dont begin my podcast with a warning but i'm going to this week if you anywhere near indianapolis you want to shut this thing off right now ok if you're one of those fantasy football plan douche bags with you stats your peyton manning poster hang and above your fuckin bed you want to shut this thing off right now all right because this podcast is dedicated to you guys you fuck cons who i telling you for the last five fucking years that manning is overrated i everyone finally last week last week i went off with that guy you cannot believe the emails that i got from people all just fuckin not only defending peyton manning but brush off tom brady
three super bowl ranks as if i were you plug anybody into that system you know but pay old hate man who paid managed to veto for fifty fuckin touchdowns during what he threw five down against a fuckin buccaneers in november i that it last week peyton manning regular season statistical jogger not all right if you want to know who the fuck that guy is if you confused the fuck is there an invasion you hear that shit what happens out here unfortunately so reproach us the convenience store they go little overboard out here dude i'm tellin you right now if you want an opaque manning as you all know that fuckin guy is pictures if dan marino fuck at five there baby would be peyton manning that's who is ok asshole had only one one fuckin time as whole career and all these analysed on tv was ridiculous thoroughgoing you know i'm charlie now you know
if he went here are you u europe your arguably looking at one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time because of what based on what based on why his regular sees us tat this guy fuckin chokes every year in the fuckin play out he's only one wants he's only one wants and everybody just fuckin talking about and all you assholes who fuckin email me this we wear your emails now i e mail did you want to u everyone are you fucking back and i never funny you know maybe still fuckin stunned maybe still fuckin confusing you know what you know i do just for all are you fucking idiots out there who think that eight manning is the greatest fuckin guy ever total it just respecting tom brady tom brady as to where you know what he has to wear a fuckin welders mask at night to go to sleep that's how fuckin brady's romas from those
the championship rings and you guys still disrespect him the analysts on tv still disrespect of they never talk about him the way they talk about peyton manning all accounts is what the fuck you do in january you know nobody tat about terry bradshaw you guys watch superbowl tenets up on fuckin youtube watch that game terry i shot if you it is numbers you fuckin stat boy pussies if you looked at his numbers on paper you wouldn't think the guy was shit you be level many usually twice he's got this guy he's closer not fifty thousand yards all bradshaw has twenty five thousand years yet in four fuckin rings superbowl ten harry bradshaw fades back to pass in the fourth fuckin quarter gets knocked on key just gets a concussion ok on that play that you gotta concussion he throws a fifty yards strike to lynch want for the go ahead fuckin score right that's what degree one still and nobody ever brings up terry bradshaw what the fuck is he ever done by other than went forth fuckin superboss so just
case you there's still confused about your boy paid manning i'm gonna read you some of his staff the stats the fuckin count arrive here we go the greatest quarterback of all time ago or music for you this week december thirtieth such of noxious asked curly summoned by the way things are does it better you know this is what all the animals have been saying for the last fuckin ten years this guy's career thirtieth arrived kicks ass in the regular season dolphins beat the colts twenty three seventeen
time wildcard game or whatever whatever its first trip to the playoffs we'll get better two thousand to hold sluice forty one nothing in a play off rout against a new york jets j t s jets jets jets this is the greatest quarterback of all fuckin time potentially with one fucking ring everybody tuna watching to see how it goes against the saints so far we did january eighth two thousand for courts lose twenty four forty to the new england patriots fucking quarterback potentially have ever one fuckin ring you she's
book believable ok here i quote nation he's got the pedigree january sixty two thousand five called again lose to the patriots twenty two three greatest fuckin quarterback of all work inside january fifty two thousand and six calls lose to the steelers twenty wonder eighty greatest quarterback of all time right around then people start gone always is another damn arena but no the next year see finally fuck it shows up finally grocer dick comes back twenty one points down against the patriots winces for super born thinking ok he's a fucking man now right ominously some untanned shit i'm going to see some so fuckin terry bradshaw i'm going to see some time fuckin brady what's he do the next year we loses at home to the sandy agar charges are right maybe at a fuckin hang over baby at a fuckin hanging over what do you do the next year waiters quarter fucking quarterback ever loses two the eight nay chargers at fucking home right in here the song is what these fuckin analyse it might just continue to sing he's no bread for breakfast can do no wrong froze against his body over the fuckin middle and what is tom jackson say well you're always never been afraid to lose the game fuckin blow it must show vikings purple not right into the fucking ground and they still fuckin robin he's got the mississippi copies of sick of it go he goes up against the lowly saints they ve never won a fuckin thing in forty fucking years of being in the week what's gonna be the different take man and i'll tell you i gotta go with peyton manning opaque manning says peyton manning set pig manning lost a fuckin gain yesterday the final drive i got a question for you in an apple is france is tom brady throw a pic six at the end of a super bowl does joe montana throw a fuckin pick six this terry
bradshaw ben ruthless burger one of the most le quarterbacks of all time sitting at home with fucking rynch does he know he doesn't right so fuck all you fuckin idiots out near the annapolis you go how is that you do like debt write me a fuckin ass bless the saints everybody ha did i say drew breezes name what maybe three times finally figure out he's gonna win the game and the like all by the way drew breeze is about to break tom brady's single can superbowl record for completions there i got it out started therefore second but it got it out unbelievable on fuckin believable you know something this is how fucking bad a man in bad how fuckin ip the eye she got keys roberts into fuckin apologize to making robinson classic black dude doesn't
white people hates cops ok there's no reason for him to apologise to the actual poligized goes you know what you're right you're right about this guy i feel vindicated vindication what a great emotion so there you go there you go congratulations to the new orleans saints ok and i what it feels like to fuck than ever a team and nobody even fuckin talks about you did even bring you guys up for half a second of unaware maybe the vatican city demonic shit you guys have been threw down there how many civil has been played in new orleans how many times have you seen people from other cities come to your town and feel the joy of winning a championship and you just sat there you know with the beads and you check and foot and your vote go and what the fuck is it going to happen for us will finally did regulations you totally can deserve that you're different was the shit even when the
receivers were catching pause i mean you guys what hit no they look like they d like many many explosions you're not going to their feet totally fucking deserve a cat it could not be happier could not be happier only did you know i don't feel like to wait for a fuckin championship so congratulations to everyone down a new orleans dial so wanted thanks the saints for fuck unproven me right proven me right there you go there you gulf aright while you fuckin analyse then you and you were appears at espn in bristol connecticut you listen analyse shit why don't you go point to some of those jerk off that europe you have on a fuckin air who can't do anything do not tell you though even go dumbarton watching over the shit this morning is illusory stuttering so fuckin pissed right now that still not same brady what's his face patent blew it they keep talking drop passes miss field get the fuck out of here picks six now when the coffin thanks peyton
no he's gonna lose you see our turned up he was ah jesus christ it's gonna be a great weak i feel fantastic in special fuckin boston friend you know i mean already watch i watched them acres come in and when another one i watched the yankees win number twenty seven was i she gonna sit here and have to watch the courts when too and prove me wrong that may be peyton is puberty paying maybe is maybe peyton is one of the grace of all time fucker i realise this one guy this week would send me an email saying you know what i'd do if far if what you know if a patent played for the door since i don't know what year this guy's talk and he said they definitely would win at least one championship in a brady went there you know it wouldn't i made a difference here why would it make a difference brady only is cool under pressure humbly fuckin
proposed zack i have two fuckin win on the last drive to get some respect i don't get it i don't get it i don't get it hurt and what about been rather spark who has twice is fuckin rings is peyton manning ok let's get paid manning brother eli manic against a patriot pray once again drives them down a feel for the fourth fuckin time for the go ahead score that either get nervous now he didn't drove him right down the fuckin field it did what is big brother do i would love to hear that awkward phone call today sorry sorry to everybody who doesn't listener you i'm not sorry fuck you i was right i was right kay this monday morning podcast i'm fuckin strutton around good god damn rooster here love life anyways let's get down to the podcast here last week i worked in i worked in irvine california
what did the other improv the first time is just south los angeles and i got it some of you guys and watch that show the way he'll housewives of the policy of course you don't why would you but do you have a woman in your life who dominates tv once a fuckin weak whenever that show comes on you now you can help us see it right i'm everywhere can i shall go on like this no fuckin way you know you know it's a tv show they take the extremes different areas in the dama you like that like the jersey shore thing you sit there going you know what there's no fuckin way people are that goddamn stupid and then what happens you youtube and you see both legs bootlegging rose you know shots of the jersey shown you like holy shit there is an element of true to this now i'm not saying everybody in the o c is sixty three year old cougar with their face yanked back but well
after one of my shows i had a group of women coming up to me who collectively i think there it was about six hundred and six and saw i dont know these plans surgeons oughta get sued do these you ever seen reactors mug shot it's not a mug shot you remember that picture after she got the chick out of her body brown or wherever the fuck his name is remember that just picture that's face except wherever her face was swollen just imagine if it was equally swollen the other side of her face like it was a symmetrical beat down that's what plastic surgery looks like rather than ever once swollen up fuck and i you got two and there and you like while the disease parts and get the ship kicked out of it but because they are too and their exactly perfect yola in euro
michelangelo is dead you gotta be like well hidden kick the shit out of her this must be plastic surgery i'm talking like my eight my eyes were watering when i looked at their faces and they did they'll get like that these desire those those fuckin lips and then not even and it was it was a fucking nightmare but anyways you know me so coarse i bring that up on stage there was like talking about stick surgery in the o c and our county is like bringing up scientology in hollywood it just gets really fuckin quiet and awkward so anyway but i want to thank everybody who came out to my shows and actual you know what i had one person come out in a lot of people who this business alot of people aren't this business they try to act like they don't give a shit about fame and they don't care about celebrities war i am not one of those people i love famous people in favour and look
in my general direction and acknowledge me it actually fills me up inside that's how fuck it secure i am right so thursday i'm doing my shower down down and now for the fuck was i irvine right yeah build no you're there were not arguing just get to the fuck and point out right some stand there after the show whore and myself out i'm still mit the dvds i'm shaken hands i'm kitchen fuckin babies right and all of a sudden the still like famous people they just got that thing man i don't even know who the fuck this was this woman comes up and really quickly like to see it just goes hey i thought you were great shook my head i felt that electricity you goin away ass i got down and who the fuck was that i just got unshaken like fucking two hundred hands nothing nothing regular way account and take plumber it is a college student she comes up for an unbelievable felt a connection
and then ass she ran away i'm looking at our michael you live or their looks like tat a campaign is how ceremony evidently its tar nicotine and i walked in there and so goes hated use that was tonic attain i've u don't fuck that is she was the best can video girl for my money out of all heavy metal movies of all fucking time though snake video he also wants you dead donna cars i don't like that one i like what she did at the foot of the bed that little many skirt early covering her little laugh what not announced that did your fuckin leg up like a fuckin show pony i know that doesn't mean shit you kids nowadays but this was pre internet internet porn and all that type of stuff all year was victoria's secret and europe agitation i guess you could read points at that point but i was too how can young and eagerly near you think i'm working we'd so i never like ok so there so far down the phone
pussy rabbit hall i had then as far as video pussy unbelievable fuck unbelievable so i don't know you guys from think that's a lane fuckin story regulatory something which somebody who used a jerk off to comes up to twenty years later and says hey great job special moment yet i had a lot of special moment this week i really did you know what i really want to beat on my car say that i'm gonna beat of my car the reality as i have a toyota priests and it is what looks like breath minced for tyres and i didn't feel like dr and it down in the fuckin rates i went on i rented a car and i one of those dodge challengers black on after all it was the basics just wait for all the gear heads get done groaning argue that bitch girl would you suck my dick do you draw the
the research three point five later it's still moved the car it was i'm tellin you man even if you get these six do you gonna feel like fuckin steed mcqueen occur the car is this shit i think it's way better than the mustang i rented the mustang when i was in fort they also all i have left to rent is who camaro i like all of those cars but i got a madman the challenger man that's fucking you noted is at the forefront lights forehead lights in the front aren't even or even of one of them don't you know if two of my just dummies or they just off the like blinkers something like that i don't know why but it just reminded me when i was a kid that was a sign of status to me he had the forehead it's because i was always into the caddy sooner in the late sixties one they had the fourteen other two went to and they were attacked each other and for some still fuckin reason in the seventies they put up side by side they just didn't fuck em look right but i don't know
i would really i think i'm gonna get one of those cars at some point i gotta find out how much they are adopted in autumn examined and secure guy that's a perfect car for a guy like me you know her look at me i'm a winner arise over whether the challenger forty one nothing anyways let's get on with the plot catch your eye different sections of this i'm hoping you guys are actually listening to this if you are that means i figured out my new podcast server that mark marin of w w tee podcast to i want to try to have on as a guy in the next month this is my new server asked me about thirty six bucks a month and absurd not charge for my fuckin podcast is a little bit of guilt so you know figured you guys could pay me back don't steal my dvd online are i go on in order the fucking thing are giving your part asked every goddamn weak
i've been on my lady i don't expect anybody in indianapolis or written anywhere remotely related to pay money to buy my davy but the rest of your sons of bitches just go on and pay for the damn thing ok we spent a lot of money on that we gave you a bunch of experts or now to one of my shows pay me back that way ok whatever fewer between jobs right now and you go through a rough time here's some free fuckin comedy but when you hit it big remember remember fuckin held you up look down on the sand and there was only one shudder footprints that was i carried you with my podcast look i may get now biblical why you get and difficult i thought you don't believe in that shit you know because i have a confession i got a confession do you guys you know what i did on sunday and i think this is why take manning it is fuckin asked i actually hope your
setting down this point actually went to church on sunday after all this shit i talked about organize religion and all that shit actually went i went to church i went to working church and i dont know why it these deals with some about i haven't been drinking i'm trying to you're not my act in the last twenty years you know i've just slowly become a complete piece of shit and i'm really trying to get back to who the fuck i was you know to be a good guy be cynical i used to believe in people i had hope i gave the charities i was a fuckin swell guy twenty years of be it on the road drink in who is corrupt love owners fuck me over at the end of the week and you know you start to work excuse whatever i'm weak
so whatever sounds like i don't know i need to were i need to do something good i was actually this is how far i went i actually considered going to confession and nodded and because i believe in the shit i just want to see what the priest was gonna say because i never united risk of burning some of my new material i just never bought into that shit that like i have to talk to god through you you know now you're you're some sort of vulgar and you want to listen to all fucked up shit i did as you look through the fuckin score pretending not looking at me you know plus i gotta admit i can't wait to see how many our fathers and i hail marries i was gonna get considering the last time i went to confession it was simple stuff like i beat up my brother you know i yeah i had impure thoughts about my fuckin whatever english teacher some stupid shit why is that is set to rise
this fuckin language teacher when i was in the middle school within a junior high this fucking girl was self fuckin ridiculously hot right to where these dresses with sweat going right up the fuck inside in our slovak stallion girl she was short so sheep where the sky high fuck me shoes you know every once in a while she gave us a treat once a week you know she come in with those pocket things on where we always relative texas in our view that she was she was my french teacher she's trying to teach me a different fuckin language rights are one week she comes it she literally has a slit goin up both sides and she had this habit she she's right whatever she wanted us to learn and she would stepped back so she'd have one foot like to explain its i give your wide receiver he looked at the quarterback check for the audible yet one foot frontier that's what she stole but she's got a slit on both sides now then
do i see a slit on the outside a leg i can actually see the inside of a fuckin five on the other side i am in eighth grade ok my dick is is fuckin euro saluting the troops at that point i might listen what the fuck you saying an english forget about french then she calling on me as i'm sitting there with my little woodrow wilson right and she's like you know fuckin whatever the fuck she said in french and i no i tried to play it off then she got off fuckin mad at me because i i took it have the emotional maturity be like really wants puts it closer sweetheart and maybe i'll pay attention you fuckin language lesson here right you standing here with have you fuckin who hang out you think i'm looking at shock in the board you asshole but i didn't sat there and stared at my books she screamed make die he told me to go down the office i did didn't even put up a fight i miss my boss home and i
tom in the rain i can say in all this shit that i wish i had the balls to say but i didn't those are sad memory ok plough ahead here so anyway so i decided i like i gotta go i'm gonna go to fuckin church right i gotta start on some some good in my life some positive or whatever for some reason i don't know why i'm going to church because i believe in this shit i don't but i don't know my girlfriends goes to church every week she's a sweetheart i gonna fuck this up monochord charged michael france my mom it's a nice thing to do right in all my female listeners just go law did you just do that cautious did fuck a nice thing to do oh you know and i go all out i haven't gone too god's house and like twenty years so i michael might do go there with a button down some genes and some shoes fuck that i broke out there tonight with conan o brien suit shiny one that some you can speak about so my fault
spoken each day and you could see the inside of my nose good real life anyway so i put that on i'm look like a fuckin million bucks or maybe i'm looking little really oda i don't know i'm lookin but i'm feeling good right the church and i walk in what's the first thing i see i see a big jesus nailed on the cross you know it looking at me now always looking down like as he looking down crises in pain because he slowly dying from his torturers device or as part of a gilt lol what i did for you will you appreciated in some areas you think a negative bill don't think negatives but there was a sunny day you know has been rain and out here is never more beautiful than right after it rains the cheeses thing i've ever said i should just broken into a faggot songwriter reminds me of my mother no it or is it fuck it beats down all the smog
actually see out to the ocean it's fuckin awesome so anyway so i sit down into the pew and i got it it's kind of bring back good memories can always with the family to go to church every fuckin weak for my third grade till i was like twenty two i don't think i missed a week i got my family afterwards we gonna fuckin duncan down its road and we get something can down it's i don't know why yet it doesn't doughnuts and every guy sunday breakfast and then we sit around don't swear we did it was a good thing now is a family thing part of it was like while this is what i actually felt better than i was in there and right as i was starting to feel better first spoken words out of the priests ma is he goes a thanks for coming out everybody i see she you all came out here early to get it out of the way she could watch the superbowl as we says
if the back comes with the gills when we get it out of the way fucking game comes the three thirty out here what you gotta three o clock mass you asshole you don't i'm not getting out of the way about as i made time for it you fuckin can't i still am to go to the grocery store by the fuckin hamburger i came here first right out of his mouth first thing you fuckin says i came here when the suffocating with that's pocket smokey was wearing does it know no no not you not try to think fuckin positive try to think positive stop looking at the negative because there is an element of this that does feel good there's an element of this that feels right so i'm still sitting there you know dad and all of a sudden they start reading the stores and here comes the reader catholic they always have a reader and they read a couple a couple little jesus daddy's sing
couple of songs and then the priest comes in any fuckin briggs unhomelike they headliner here now reads a little bit a gospel so i know what this guy's dorothys written scripture i don't know i don't all fuckin words at our technical words so the reader for this week comes up i swear to god he's like fuckin for five years old and i you not he's wearing we scouts short a fucking we scout shirt any especial here a boy scout short and facial here and you in your forties am i the only one who sees sex offender you know and you would think with this scandals that has gone through the catholic church they'd be like hey do we appreciate your coming in here but could you take off the falcon boyscout uniform sharing that's another organization that doesn't exactly have the greatest tat track record when it comes to little boys right but they don't so i'm sitting i go not honour this guy's a good guy this guy's a good guy he's
on the path to the right unlike you mr byrne this guy he's dayton scouting arise if he didn't somebody at this they would have figured it out maybe just two good guy knows how to start a fire without a match listen to what he has to say arrive and what does he do he fell ngos up there and he starts this is basically the story this is a stand and on the edge of a lake as he always is in order james brown at the cape jesus has the lake everybody's got dish deck it's fuckin chopin that's right sir this is a stand by the edge of the lake and there's a couple of fishermen of course course there three jobs back to your fuckin blacksmith fishermen are a leper ok so this is one of these fishermen stores right so the fishermen simon and some other fuck a douche bag or sit near clean about their nets energy this goes romeo roma out you know ten feet like they got absolutely was like we weren't fuckin busy overhear cleaning up after a hard day's work so they re
the dude out there he's ten offshore and always preaching to the people on the shore from a robot you know i'm sure i don't wanna fuck and arrogant at but i gotta give it up to its little showbiz there he's dead did you just regular iverson you're out there in the water needs like he's got a stage so whatever said always out there like the arrogant ass he is standing up in a boat which you're not supposed to do it s supposed to fucking do that he just break in the rule just we see a cop speaking in a fuckin cruiser not using this directional she's not even on a call what kind of fuckin example you set so anyway he starts preacher he's done preachin here tells these fishermen to take their nets and they go fish and they will i wait a minute sana god not trying to step on a line here i know you know you came out of that that vagina that was never for indicated with you know we ve been fishing all day and you know the risks
crash sown across we haven't got shit so jesus goes am i not the son of god did i not just tell you to bring your fucking nuts out here and there yes i remember what was i thinking right ok ridable casino mom how by sticking to a little fuckin hall there you weren't lay in this way the fuckin money right right so they grabbed the fucking nets oh you know that quotas giotto rows of uses that line all the time so they grab they're fucking nuts and they bring it out to the lake go fishing and what happens that only they catch fish they so much for can fish that it almost breaks their nets and their dreams i'm back jesus isabella should ever looks adam he goes today you caught fish tomorrow you gonna fish for men and then they all walked away evidently leaving their behind too far
oh jesus to go fish for men can you fuck em we what kind of a fuckin story is that you hungry you wanted the food you gonna leave that to go try to pick up some dude i'm listening to this with some guy with a fuckin boys fucking uniform i'm not making any was shut up i was waiting for them to start playing a weather girls its reign in men understand all it's a metaphor getting off this tremendous fuck em why we gotta get somebody else to believe this shit what iraq is shifting renewing had shit man he said i but you need to know so we got a bunch of up he's a cop let's go tell to more people so i can make more fuckin money and live rent free not pay taxes they ways but still feel good there's something there's something about going to church though its get me me and my chest is something that still feel good
master tell a story of gay of keeping the fuckin the peace the black many people in the shed and am also keeping the jesus freaks of drive right to the fork in the road what is he going to choose jesus ores keep trash and organise religion hang in there here we go getting into the third act so then the priest there they headliner he comes up you know and think it alright let's he reached the falcon gospel and everything and i wait for he's gonna say and what does he do he pops in a cd her right and all the sun would listen to some cardinal some bishop from the vatican doing a guess spot and you know when what is the guy said he teaches you just some little bullshit a franco pray jijiu prayed him for a few blushing i showed you ve wonderful day in all give it gave him a g g g g all right and what is done sand that shit refinement so that shit just broken you with the jesus stuff what does he do her come on
people you haven't seen this episode before what's his next move the move after they bother you up and hit you with the guilt and tell you how thankful should be for g he's what does he do he starts fitness up for money such knapsack for money for some of the poorer churches that art making it and we got a quota we a forty one thousand dollar quota and we didn't last year you know goes on and falconer right right then right then my girl his mother was hilarious leans over she does of course you have to come this week because she knows i think it's bullshit right fuckin guy in the cupboard uniform now they're asking for money so will laugh at an end greece when they finally you know we shut off the boombox wherever the fucker y know was upon box by the added hidden so it seemed wholly here now then he spend the rest of his homily telling people you know where to fill in their credit card number like in unbelief
bill detail you pick up the envelope the front if you look over there in the left if you fill in your credit capture a lot if you dont have your car card numbers memorized pathetic trying to make little fucking jokes you know in one things was you know if you dont want is to be a monthly deduct on your credit card just you know check the box i love that the trial every month and the only way can a charge a card of mothers if you do something then even though their hope and all those fuckin old people with hearty here and then i'm going to check the fuckin box the next malta goodbye alpo rice they don't give a fuck that was yet another mass ended but there was something that still felt good you know what it was when i walked out we have in their their little fuck and bake sale and they were having their raffles and i bought my girls mama ticket to winsome could pots and pans and shit you know it felt good cause you around good people that's what made about religion is because
people who show up their good fuckin people and they get and fleeced you know it's funny is actually i gave two bucks if you don't bother raffle taken for the pots and pans and then we by another table and italy like all you know this one's only two bucks british raffle look at their raffling often was one of those fuckin guenaud virgin mary pictures with his like wholly blood driven down or faces up my dad and it's like i really dont want that hanging to my apartment ok it's discreetly me out i'll take some time some pans you know i'll make a rope roast have a little get together right i'm not gonna wash anybody's feet as they come through the falcon door leave effigy shit so anyway zayigo actually went to church i didn't buy entailing the bullshit that the fuckin guys with the uniforms on were say it but there was something that kind of felt a little bit nice evidently there haven't a car wash i'm sorry i'm gonna go by go by i'll get my fucking i watched why not
car wash my neighbour there always protest and that are not paying the fuckin illegals towards the car so fuck it i don't know so then you got an artist sparks of fucking discussion one sides gonna say i sold out the other side's gonna tricky trying to push me towards jesus it's not going to work i know what the was when i went in there that's that overall natural spirituality that you're born with then nice religion ok i'm gonna give them about the further the doubt that they started off with a good good purpose but they hoarded out they whore that fail and when you do something nice you feel good you know i felt workers there with my girlfriends mother was a nice thing to do and i wasn't hung over and i wasn't it spend the night before i did my shows everything was good i didn't hurt anybody you know i could do that without enough
i could do that still have a fuckin chicken sandwich on on good friday whatever the fuck it is when i met you not tell me what to even when i could jerk off a fuckin jerk off i what he comes right let's get to the topics here great fuckin potash you gotta give it up come on i spent a great fuckin parker started off with some music i got it listen i'm fail in this one here right now what are you know i'm doing right now you think you think i'm fuckin fat myself from the back i'm not i'm actually killing time right now because i'm trying to get to the full what the hell is it the questions for the wheat parkers quick questions click twice alright let's get into let's get into this as quickly as we can and then i'm getting out of here all right i'll here no one this is it this is one that i like because it can tell em really into sports i'm into sports the way i'm not into treaties and
then how i spelled obscure o b see you are a sizeable obscure failure spell anything that's fucking that looks weird that made sense to my brain when i wrote that you know it's funny if i'm so fuckin stupid that might even be right but now i'm looking at an it just looks wrong ever do the iraqis spell it right you're like does not fuck aware got it right up to stupid and the euro up on the internet like holy shit i gotta right actually got it right i wish i could ten then information because i know meanwhile the next time i write it i'm gonna go to the exact same process again that happens without the word restaurant i can now remember is its army as tee a you our anti or arias t fuck are you went to add its voice to go with a u goes right erica so that's it that's what i get for say it's a great podcast now it's gonna fuckin peter out our
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and any tragically passed away the start of a tragic he did it there's no reason to continue garbage shit i wasn't she ran up on me i guess he was one of the reasons why you know but she no move down in new york to become an act journey was like his best friend was a really sad stories engaged to narrow street phenomena acta and i don't even know his name very tragic whatever but the conversations are great movie it's very it holds up then it's very i don't know what the fuck and worries of this time whatever where is to say that our something somebody also recommended somebody said he's a cop movies i commend you they're woody allen pictures that's not a lot of people talk about one of them is called whatever works i'm not gonna disk because our ruin it all i'm gonna say simply says it's worth a watch if you're not our indulged also have you seen the flick allen did a few years ago a few years ago called match point
definitely not your average woody allen picture but it was really good dominant those out somebody actually this weekend recommended i came home a vestige alone about people getting microchips we're trying to say that suggested like demolition man was at the name of it was that movie was so one point as to what the fuck is going on right now they basically talked about the phasing out of cash and everybody getting fuckin microchips and if you fuck with the deal they turn your ship off i think it was called demolition man if everybody knows what the neighbourhood is please let me know out our reconfirmed next week on the part cast here's a book that somebody saying if you don't read socrates swung from germany i thought those call somebody from germany is actually listening to this actually recommended their staying socrates is really dry obviously because it was for nine thousand years ago and
so they said if you if you want to drive a better review which is based on the great philosophies of cyprus socrates aristotle and plato called sophie's world isn't it the balkan has the same core ideas and it really take you to the edge of your mind our greatest to describe a book it takes you to the edge mind see i love stuff like that there's no fuck away i'm not going with that sophie's world it spelt s o p ideas come on matched our ring stopped being a dumb fuck like me not every let's try to try to try to prove ourselves try and i went to church i tried not the fuckin haeckel do you funny when i was there is i was saying prayers i had not seen said in like twenty five years and this is why pray prayer after the homily at in catholic church that it takes a minute or a minute i have everyone to say and it's like
let us not make we believe a one god the father almighty they make of heaven and earth of all that is stated unseen but you know what the fuck was but it's like one of those things where like ours just what i was just reciting it like a fuckin zombie to the point i was laughing because i couldn't remember it but as people are saying around me i was just right on it you know when there was a song if you really into this ban in high school and you have to listen to the song of twenty years and obstinate comes out and in you just confined in the words like we're the fucker these common from because they get there embedded in my head twenty straight fucking years are not missing mass whatever was fourteen years are used his lasting plenary for this week and then i will do some overrated underrated aright some advice somerset me about a broad over their dear bill since you have no idea who i am i dont mind writing to you and explaining my current problem experiencing with certain female
then you don't know me you're probably more than honest you'll be more honest and the girls i tell this story to ok here's the deal currently chasing this girl that i've known for a year who for some reason goes through phases where one day on the greatest thing ever and then for the whole i could die from cancer and she wouldn't blink and i shall say the tendency to make me jealous on purpose for no reason at all i've crimson to her on the issue and her explanation was that she hates when i get jealous are right right there dude she stan and on top of an old victorian house waving the beware i'm a cunt flag array told you gotta get away from this girl this is did you notice girls dealers she wants to be in a relationship she doesn't to be in one with you but she i want to be alone i right and in the back go ahead she know she's wasting your time by hanging out with you rather going out trying to find mr right so what
he's doing is is rather than dealing with that herself is she's taking it out on you you know i think she's doing is really sadistic as she knows that you like her and she's playing you in i'll just plain with you playing with your fucking mind i'm just trying to see the shit that she can get you to to fuck her around this you want you want to fuck that girl this is a greener walk away from walk away from her go hang out with bodies if you don't have any bodies go get somebody's go hang out in a bar and do what i always say to do her rikers rewarded right now and you're gonna be in the barn you can we feel no he's don't make me feel the weight each other girl does fuck that you gotta be tat feel in doubt and you beat it with alcohol and hit not girls you don't give a shit about getting the fucking game it's gonna build up is selfish now i m not saying be mean to these other girls don't take out your heartbreak that this other fucking they gave you don't take out all these other girls because then you become a country to go out there
fuck and find out how your personality works you know it's gonna build up yourself the state next time she sees you gonna fuckin broad on each arm she's gonna get competitive next thing you know your dick is in her fucking mouth ok and you finish in their son our rights sorry man i stood up i stood up i started film like a fuckin coach i went a little big there don't finnish unless she says it's ok all right but if you bangor deftly where economy a fuckin respect for yourself you have respect for your body right go out there some ships on the shoulder pads fuck it bang it on right now said yeah right through the fuckin tunnel into some meat market overrated underrated for this week overrated this guy says children right off the bat i love this guy he serves get tired of people doing shit for the children we gonna do
for the children i understand that you need to look after infants and toddlers but i remember being nine ten and eleven that age i really didn't give a fuck i was who busy trying to hum some girl behind a garage all the while trying to get caught by the people who were supply we are really looking after me my parents half of the little town watch just wanna fuck any cookies and ice cream and play experts three sixty all there so i say fuck the kids help the adults there are struggling with bills and shit i love that what a fucking great guy i love it does he speak it from his heart and right in the end it petered out with his ignorance fought the kids instead the adults who are struggling with bills and shit i love and shit really just knocked down by fourteen ninety iq points right down to my level all right i'll go with that want exact why don't we help out the fucking people without jobs and then this is out of his other one underrated
says whores any spouted age or a r s i think that's all errors because isn't bores spelt with a b which is a pig which is another fucking derogatory turned from a woman so he's kind of combined whores and bores whores h away our ass he said there's nothing like a good whore hiv are she will make appreciate a good woman i can't tell you many times i've looked at his stripper or some country little whore and thought to myself thank god she goes she goes just some other dumb fuck wives and friends hate them but until spend the night at a club skaggs and horse you can't really appreciate a good woman say i like that it's actually positive for women that's right that's absolutely right i totally agree with you on that one and that's it yes but this week and i'm not go along as i think this was a fucking great one i had a black on this fact i say a blast how fuckin although my eye
rock in good time now i did i feel fuckin vindicated shall fuckin vindicated peyton manning was exact who the fuck i thought he was an crowded on king crown and i'm fuckin king and i'm not saying that that do want eventually become king but you gotta do some shit first that's all that marketing shit where the sullen they just selling you off like before they ever do it you know fucking guys come in the lee they get a sneak a contract before they gain a yard it's bullshit win the superbowl when i'm in the end drive came down the field tie up to score winner of in overtime and then i'll give it up to you i'm not that much the homer where i'm gonna be gonna be a contract you gonna fuckin do at first before people say you're the greatest right i know i repeat it myself but you know it's not not a lot of times in life when i'm fuckin right and i was right on that so congratulations to the saints down the funds of the saints and all that was fuckin awesome to see that you guys deserve it hope you make a bunch of us
money down there and rebuild the houses and give him back to the fuckin people who previously on them rather than the council
i built cheesecake factories down there all right that's it i'll talk to you guys next week
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