Hey, what's going on is billboard his time for them to Thursday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, podcast than just checking it on you checking it only seen a few weeks ago, and I shall we go on. How did your fuckin team have another championship parade like minded? Well, you know what wish I did. Why, therefore, should my town, you have all the goddamn success. Spoken unbelievable, I still can't believe you one that fucking game, but I'm not going to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it. Ahmed Charlotte, North Carolina came in the day before the comedy zone. Gig to the sheer hornets persist: Brooklyn nets. You know when you try to go to a home game sanguine about my fuckin microphone, some disregarding worth my laptops everytime. I click on something made goddamn issue, but

when you trying to do what it is that I've been doing with to basically go to all of the to go to a home game of every fucking team in all four major sports, every once in a while you gotta, go to a game is not the best game. You gotta go see a couple of franchises dad, even though they they ve had their moments. This is not in their time. They are. They are currently re rebuilding and that's all that's what happened when we saw the Charlotte Hornets play the Brooklyn nets a problem nights ago. Jesus Christ, it was was just like. It was, I don't know, I don't know what it was like: a fucking w and be a game wnba at its worst in the first couple of seasons. You know where they they just didn't look good to me. They look way better now the fundamentals and all that, if he's watch any of the Wnba get those first two years, I can understand why it looks so back as women's college basketball. Look better.

The Dublin be able Jesus Christ Charlotte First Brooklyn users. They say that enough time, low wages that fuckin boring that game was the kids that played at half time was more excited, kissing, run in the court, big smiles and their faces. Fucking Larry's. The game was like someone like you know. Sixteen to fourteen it was all labs exist, all fuckin run. The court lapse. This tremendous. But anyway, last night we went to like the comedy zone and I did the smartest thing I've ever done on the road in a long time was when the show is over. I just went home and I went to fucking bed because Charlotte Brooklyn I had a couple of pops about seventeen and the next day will government. But what the? What am I doing. What the fuck am I doing.

Ok, I got a new born at home. I can't get it to go to sleep on the road now I should be like that Fuckin sobers a church must it just go the bed, that's what I did last night, good phenomenal other than the goddamn fucking cleaning ladys coming by every ten minutes. They didn't leave this place, abstain and doesn't have the fuck off side. We're just keep coming housekeeping eleven fuckin knock right housekeeping and then immediately open, a goddamned or those that that doesn't last or of knocking on the door waiting for a response and then coming and somewhere along the line. These guys, kids today, I just said that these guardian kids, they think not to take a just war means they can then entered the room. You knock wait for somebody said you know.

Hang on a second above a bubble, but you don't just knock on a fucking door and walk. You gotta give the person a chance today, Dick aware something: Europe level knows what they're doing. Maybe just sit there and their underwear right. I don't know fuck it, nor can you wait and then you went sorry. Fucking can't stand as one of my pet peeves white people knocking. Then they just fucking walking that shit or if you know, when you go to a parking spot, you know where to cars. Could stating you stick you fucking car right in the middle of both, so no one can fit to. Furthermore, can't you drive and a smart guy when he was tonight Jesus Bill after the Patriot Superbowl, how your support sports world get any. You don't owe me

after a major dip. I believe on Monday, which I think they did on purpose, because the bronze hadn't little gap in their schedule, while the buzz about it do the patriots skills will be out of. Be a good time to get rid of closure Julian, and I just wanna tank coach, Julian being the best broods coach since I've been watching them the last June or close to forty years. Jesus it's for employees Susie. I do my part just right everything. You know this is the third. They want that you are begun. Le gas out cool eminent snags issued in and if you want to move along, they call you go in those eggs and then I'll meet you first team

practice common like twenty, when it's done I'll. Ok, ok, all right, they're, cutie, anyways,. The fact that the workers are talking about here. Could you Jesus Christ? I never seen a guy more of a victim of the GM until I do not understand that fuckin move whatsoever. You know, I guess maybe if he had fallen out with the people, I have no idea but arm just gonna blame it on him and security of Fuckin GM. I don't know what they see in this our GM. I have no fucking idea. I don't know. I have no idea what disguise I mean. He got really everybody I just didn't. I don't see you they are. We actually were plain abbess hockey the year, I felt

everyone three in a row lost a tough one of the fucking capitals, not a tough one there. She kicked arrest, find it too, but I mean what the fuck do, the capitals we need to bear for seven seed. I don't think it's a dumb move. You get rid of the guys that ok, you want to get rid of the guy. We replace them with whose out there you know it actually tweeted. Congratulations every year, every other, any gel team out there. That needs a fucking coach. They know that when a cup- because that's what we just don't, I don't know. I don't know I don't get the ship that stuff with ownership gives into the fan base its like. What are they listening to the full? Don't call in the sports talk radio, I've recalled in sports talk. I watch sports, all the forgotten. I would never colonists sport start radio show just specifically to talk about the sports thing. I mean our common in the hyper show

poor myself out alive. I would absolutely do them was speaking to warn myself out boy away when I get back. So thank you, Claude you in bringing us Stanley CUP and in a veto, forty or drought, and continued success wherever you go, I know you gonna do great. Wherever you go hopefully got a better gm at the next boy should go to so many ways. That's all my ranting ravings about award shows, I think, I'd be a presentiment one. Oh Hollywood bill is the writers Guild awards there. I need to be a presenter or whatever. The first was like that. I'm not going to go down and do that fucking bullshit. But then you know what. I am, actually, I guess, often enough or selling out depends on how you look at it, but when I realized he said

on our show, it's those award shows are a big deal for, for the writers cause, that's how they actually get money. So if you win an enemy writers, guilders, sag thing or whatever its great for the writers in the writers rum, they can say that they rode on an Emmy award winning Show blah blah blah blah blah so freckles ass to play the game a little bit. Put a goddamn monkey suit, the falcon. What I think I gotta go, I wanna go to warn those fucking from places where they had the cheap tuxedos those cause. I don't think anybody can fuck it up. Just come out those goddamn plastic bowling shoes. I don't know who the fuck decided, that they wanted me to be a fucking percentage but like if they ve never leave. Obviously, never listened me read out loud. I know my bag,

yes, but I think it is a good one to try out see what I think about it because not televised you know and. I do not see if I can actually read out loud he's been army about the shit you gotta. Do I gotta play the game. I M playing the fucking game. Why make a fuckin difficult business even more goddamn, difficult know how that goes out my reading out loud, if this is in fact what they have me to buy it a bad. It's only like two hours. Long so can it seems like the best wanna go to our partners, while this hosting, I think, he's a fucking genius and he stopped to listen to his monologue. But without a doubt, I'm gonna get the fuck em again next fuckin. I'm gonna get a senior prom special report. A4 could tie all that shit. Let's go.

The damage should ever to go out. Though, by some expensive tuxedo its equal, your fuckin Rockefeller, guess people trash then right when you watch what the red carpet a sun like that so anyway, so city go there's my foolish moment after making fun of all those fucking award shows. I am actually gonna work go to one. I don't want to get the fuck. Am I gonna do right, I'm doing it the tea gag? Can I get out of it by saying that twenty we shall say now how my arm. My my sporting world, how could get any better after the year, the patriot when and then they do let down I've, seen him give in to the fan pressure, whatever the fuck I did get right across Julian too

me foresee and Joe bardic doing a bucket listening for any person is even remotely into sports were going to the Duke verses. North Carolina tardiness game tonight and we got some great seats, were sitting right behind the fucking. Do better coach case gonna be there if it wasn't so goddamn loud in that place. We get here. You know in the time out everything it's gonna be crazy. So. I don't know it's a change. You might see. The three three was dummies on tv. But beyond excited to go to the site, this is up, for these are facts you join. This is a huge one as far as the bucket with sport stuff to go. Two years ago, I told you, I never told you guys. I went to the. I went to India University Verses ARM was it

she can state, I believe, lose a year. The Michigan state, one, the National Championship and Bobby Night was still coach in there and. I've never seen anything like that. All the years everything I've ever every sporting event ever gone too. I've never seen anything. Like watching body no culture game, I mean that guy, you watched him more than is much if not more. Then you were watching a game, I was actually rooting for the Spartans. You know I came there really video about Bobby was so fuckin entertaining. I started rooting for the Spartans because I wanted to see him flipped out even more. I've never seen somebody. With yes, she made me feel good about myself, like just complete loss of composure Bobby so whatever his coaching style. Nobody gay people, remember they let up a couple, easy buckets in this kid.

The point gods, Dutch, bringing not accorded Bobby night, is like ten feet under the court and he is yelling. So much he's like jealousy. Was it Ben Kingsley in sexy bees, when even when is yelling being a right can't and he's like throwing his head into everything that you say, that's what the fuck he was doing, but it was way more intense because he was acting. He was series and. They never spoken seen anything like them. That's one of my favorite of everything that I've seen in sports. The coup sing errors that I got to see Bobby night coach in Indiana University, mats, fuckin, legendary, sixteen Zepplin the Beatles. You know James Brown or whatever, like you know that right up do. I saw Eddie Murphy on the writer. I saw release my but think pretty things advancing Eddie Murphy on the right or ice. We were the Purple suit

Bobby Night coach, Indiana. In fact I go from there who is present trouble laboratories does occur. I saw Stevie Reborn. I saw Dear Marino, fictitious other Patriots DAWN Shoe Coaching, the great thing about funeral guys. You can start talking about now. Fucking no longer exists, so I actually made a year because it just bear with me clicking here. Sorry, I know it's fucking love is help. I know it's annoying and you can listen to it again right now. All right, I actually look through. I got it. This document team scene. And. I have seen thirty one.

I've been home game of every major league baseball team. I have in mind all the stadiums does like the Mets change. There's gonna do one fillies got a new one, but I a total of thirty one. May thirty professional baseball teams, I've seen thirty one cause. I went to the experts. I've seen thirty two home games of the NFL, this theory two teams, but I still need to see the champ a big buccaneers there. The last one I need to see, but I saw the Saint Louis and the Falcon. The Saint Louis and the falconer. Away ram so that I got up to thirty two: twenty five NBA teams. One of those being me, I support the Seattle sonnets. And the. Oklahoma city thunder. Ah- and I saw the New Jersey Nets and I gotta go see the Fuckin Brooklyn, that's.

Speaking, which I also saw the falcon. What I see the fuckin the Islanders at NASA Colosseum now, if they do not become the Brooklyn. Forget islanders, then, that I don't make me to go see music. If you change, you forget there still in New York, you know me, I'm fucking do associate twenty seven of the thirty falcon. I got three modesty in hockey. Germany try and not those out over the next year. The fan slam is what I'm colony you don't. You know serenest like the serene Islam. The fan slammed the falcon. Do you know you have no life? She ran the fuckin roadie gonna kill yourself in a comedy condo, so start building it around home games. That she made a list- I don't know if you noticed sports fan is going to blow the shit out of you, but these are all the fucking places. I've been to that now. No longer exist:

the Boston Garden, Sullivan Stadium, Yankee Stadium, Shea Stadium veterans, stadium, three rivers stadium. Soon to be no longer there, Joe Louis Arena, the RCA Slash, Hoosier dome, I saw paid Manning, there saw game it original soldier field picture, and then this fuckin asshole stole my god. Damn camera picture of me went to worm agreed packers came, was a young, was a precision game played the brown bread fabric was still there version says. I can't count that one gets its procedure, but the reality is that he wants me to book. You know gigabyte the skyline CAFE and go to a Packers game, which of course, I will do continuing on county stadium, the target centre, the Metro dome, the Edward Jonestown, which is still there, but the same. Those Ramstein play there anymore, Texas Stadium. The

struck down, make Nicholls Arena Mile High Stadium, Son Devil Stadium that still exist, but I saw the Arizona cardinals verse. The patriots, their quota, I'm stadium, still exist, but the falcon charges are there anymore. I also saw that the same your powder is, and I went there and watch Marfa. Why take banning practice the year he broke Roger marriages record and I said, get number twenty seven. Twenty eight there Edison feel before we did it early the Elise Sports arena that still there, but I saw. Who do I see there? I saw the clippers there. I saw the clippers and biggie small was in the crowd, and four days later he was dead, swear to God. The allay form I saw, how can a young Kobe Bryant just left the MAGIC Shack with Del Harris's? A coach I wanted Dennis Rodman was on that team

with the Candlestick Park, sat out right field and saw. Early on. He had getting bigger, bury bonds. Key arena for a Seattle, supersonic game rookie year, cabin Doran and then the kingdom I saw young king grisly Junior. I sat right out and said bleachers and as far as I know, all you want I'll see the Montreal form. I can't leave us about that. I saw the March nineteen eighty nine and one up there in March, and I saw you. Canadians versus the falconer Minnesota nor stars with. What's that. Course rule for the nor stars and they of course lost whatever that's supposed to dump that I do when I'm out here on the road.

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Duke Seven, a tough time, a shepherd coach case from back surgery. Dont be did that thing worry, I guess everyone's well. I get so disgusted with his team. He doesn't let him where any do gear. I won't let him in the locker up until they start playing at a fuckin level at the university is used to say I love that old school culture, but maybe look up like gum. It also can have all the stuff on coaches- and I didn't realize than when he was an army played for Bobby night. I didn't know that he assisted with Bobby Night and all and is always great fuckin pictures you gotta see the way Bobby Night is dressed in nineteen. Seventy, nine importer ego when he said the Pantheon games the course getting arrested because he allegedly slapped a car or something like that. You want to talk about a guy that needs to fuckin meditate Jesus Christ,. So anyways

I was watching suffers course sent me down this rapid Bobby night stuff. Now you know. My favorite clip of all the Bobby night ones when somebody secretly recorded and cause I feel like that was the real Bobby night, as I thought towards the end, he kind of was was doing the Bobby night thing like when he did that game face thing. I think at that point he was just. He started like him in it up when he didn't need to buy when you were so that one or use about the Purdue game coming up and that he has an eight and ten record. I swear to God. I'm restart, listen. That speech before I go to the gym. Because I actually the snapping at his talking about how he had to go to some function and he goes I'm sick and tired of sit there with a fascinating ten record. Every faculty second fucking time archipelago. Get the fuck out there, so someone if you fucking, lose to produce.

He put me in a fucking position. I will fuckin run you something to tell you something about Puna, whatever its it's just such a great speech and in the end of it. My natural reaction, I laughed and just said, that's how it's done and I know we got a lot of criticism for the stuff tat he did. But I think a lot of criticism came from people that are not athletic whenever in a locker room and dumb. You know they came from that whole date. They actually had bad experiences and sports and listen Bobby night yell. I think just brought all their second and Jim Class memories back and down. I don't know it's like this. This is certain the person that is a fuckin athlete and can handle that and understands what the fuck that is and think if they don't have a problem with it. All

people who don't play sports should just shut the fuck up about, because you don't understand, what's goin on damn, I mean Christ Bobby Night, one almost a thousand fucking games and all his former play is, for the most part, love em and dumb. We felt that kid that last spoken incident that Bobby Night had. I bet that film kid was baiting because Bobby now, what buying? I think, the kid said. What's up night, you don't say that's totally. Disrespectful and Niger said that that fuckin tempers zero, two fuckin nine thousand, but I'm the one. I heard their stores like that he has been a fuckin cunt. You can't do that anymore stern. His heyday there was no cell phone cameras man. He really what I got a lot of trouble, because it would have been fuckin video up there and I would have loved every second out of every second of watching him grab some stupid by the fucking Throat.

Who jested what's up night? Guys? Walker of nine hundred fuckin wins some sound? What comes by debts come on so many ways. Yes, we had no game tonight. If anybody know, sir, oh by the way I have to give a shoutout man, I went to her. This is my new thing now among the world, you know cause. I get my beautiful little daughter at home and I can't play drums is much. You know. On these two, let me reverse and stuff like that in another horse, like practice issue when I was at home, if the kids up boy. I haven't been able to go to waste the practice place that I got you out alleys. Much as I would like some reform on the road out or look up this reversal space itself. I looked up displaced analysis Charlotte. It's called the playground and went down there shout out too easy runs. It

totally. Fucking will of course, do I've met lotteries. Rehearsal spaces are just absolute shit that, though the drum kid so old, everything's fucked up everything sounds like shit. I wanted to places places like a fuckin first class place show me the best room that they had at a discount price, cuz they're, doing construction on some other rooms, and he didn't want them. You don't disturb me or whatever. While I was playing, I played for like three hours. Well, I paid for three hours only to get to about another two hours, and twenty minutes in my body was like giving out on me, and I just had the best fucking time, and you know what I love when I went in there. The snare drum was too and I was able to tune it up to sound, pretty good, and I used to not even remotely have a game plan on how to tune up a snare, and I was really psyched about that. There is

Guy ABC was saying he D. Actually, I'm used to be a remedy for Van Helen and he was on the nineteen eighty four to the last with David Lee Ross. Then he did a couple with Sammy Hagar. So yet all these fuckin really full pictures just originals that he took like Sammy. In any event, ailing daily rod was really Falcon cool. I had the best time, unlike that's gonna, be I saw him do when I'm on the road. Now that I'm back building up the our work, a comedy clubs like the old days at such a greater last night, onstage comedies onto commies zones, where the best Fuckin comedy out there by the way, if you can find the goddamned thing you gotta and he walked, it is like a cafeteria than a bar. There's a scientist discoveries. Only nobody tell you gotta ask like twenty people.

What is it you feel your way through the dark did finally go down the stairs you gonna, but just the hallway. This stage is set up. It seems like every seat, the houses a good see. Do you know what I'm always had never said the crowd out there, but I just said the best time work in the shit out of the two shows both shows. I was able to do a little over an hour pasting together, new ideas that I have in an old bedstead. You know I never made it onto specials and dumb. Just this is business. You didn't think so. This is one of my favorite times it don't stand up is just let everything else go and just trying to figure out like what the new ships gonna be. You know I'm armoury newspapers, I'm right shit down anything that I can throw against the wall. Last night I was on stage talking about how can human beings are edible like and everyone was like what the fuck, and that is something that I would abandoned, but I had no material. I just kept go on with it and.

I don't know it just takes me back to my early days. I'll stand up when because you your skills like if you don't have the material, it just jump your skills completely diminish, even though you have the poise and and these the skill set, because you do want it that language is complete. Just man. Imagine a ban. If they had the like just work workshops, some rifts in front of a fuckin crowd without like rehearsing, that's the greatest thing above the art of stand, a comedy is that you can't you can't go to rehearsal space and get the shit together and then fuck like you, have to. Second, you are coming up with rifts in front of the Falcon crown yeah. It's fuckin work its absolute work, but.

On an arm of fuckin lunatic, so I totally joy this part of it so anyway, that is the part just once again, thanks to where it is their own seas. Two seats. However, that is get in touch with communism. You have free tickets to any comedy, show that I ever do for life front row, whatever the fuck. You want forgiven given up these tickets jack. Thank you enough. This is gonna, be amazed, so we're on our way up to our Durham, and I was just out there, so I know a couple of good spots to eat at so while we're gonna have a good time all right, that's the podcast go fuc yourself have a great weekend your conscience, and I will talk to you I'll talk to you on Monday, like I'll, let you know about the game all right.

What's up, this is Bill Burr, and this is the money more. If I guess I just did a fifty minutes podcast by trying to save it- and I didn't once again this week talked for fucking our evidently to nobody. I'm gonna have to buy some sorted device, so I can save him. So I can try put him back up. I don't know what to tell you, but not this one gonna record on common too long. I don't even know who the fuck I'm supposed to call who the fuck do. I call phallic I called is not borne anybody. You can talk to pick up the Euro typical power living. You don't wanna fuck an airplane flying out the bottom right among the airplane it for some reason they always have. The fuckin here comes turned all away at the camp right.

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pocket female voice has been saying it, but I don't know. What's going on with the thing it seems anytime, I record some longer than what didn't fuck and go through, but I know how to save some things from here on out. I won't lose anymore podcast, but I'm gonna do podcast tomorrow in order to save the thing, and hopefully I can publish it right. Thank you for your patience and God bless the United States of America.

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have to pay the falcon ticket. Ah, I gotta wait around it. I got a way around that I've learned somebody told me all you gotta do when you run the red. Ladies, you gotta be in the center of this two lanes just be in the Middle EAST, have happy car one lane after car on the utterly note it doesn't get you pull license plate or your full face, and you throw it granted. I haven't tried that yet, but I heard you can do. That also is another way when I got my car out here in law

on delays. Evidently, evidently there so many spoken people out here, dad that you know it takes us what a guy like weeks or six weeks for me to get my license plate something ridiculous. So, basically, I drove around for well over a month with just the name of a deal of ship or I bought my car out on both the front in the back

and one day as luck would have it. I was like going to the airport and ran a fuckin red lightly took my picture and I slipped out. I was like up buck. You got me slipping out that book sake. I spent correctly that's good deal. Could you raised the stakes you and I really did out, but you gotta be kidding me fuckin shit, that's what I really did, but I don't wanna, yellow and dumb, but basically all they have with the picture the deal ship my stupid face, so I never got the ticket. Why am I admitted to this? Can they use it in a court of law come and get me say so anyway, I'm driving down the street- and I don't have my laptop with me. So I don't have your questions, but God knows I read him enough times, but I can actually remember once obvious afore

question. Somebody asked me: hey felt what kind of drum kitty have any we're having a band and if so, you have any good bad story right. I have a late. Seventy Switzerland, five ply the fireplace shells and nobody wants. Everybody wants the three pie shells the late sixties, early. Seventy to get that great tone. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, fortunately, I'm a comedian, so I don't give a fuck I'll. Take the take the extra two plies, basically other all bond of sizes. Fourteen by twenty four base drum, I added thirteen hamburger did fourteen and then an eighteen and forty years later I bought the sixteen it for Tom recently I had another based rob, but that was a cylinder Primus and I was like I want to play.

I too have Alexander, even though I already had a double pedal, unlike I'm, going to add another based Round paddle Gazette guy from Slayers said it's not the same last year that the fuckin both of them. So I went out, I bought another base drum, and I should realise the fact that I stuck with a double pedal that they added a second base drop. All it was gonna. Do we should take a more?

It would make me any better a drama, but I did it saw LA yeah, that's what I'd like. I got an old slowing kit and I've ever been in a bad. Now I was ever in Japan. I just had a fuckin, I didn't the drums rub my house, everybody came over to Jean Man and we sought, which is why everybody who ever came over now has a real job get at it. I don't have any rockstar utterly you fuckin fan stories other than that we stuck the usual ship, and the next question somebody asked me was what the fuck was. The question with some question about, I guess late at night they got these new economy dentures, something like them better. The person asked me: have you see

these economy dentures? What the fuck is. This agenda is actually really interesting question because I used to work in a dental office, and I know a little about dentures would have me peeling off another layer of the union as but Dotted says you. She actually have the balls to say that one time she alone evolve. God knows we ve all seen or to what that next year, to have the nerve to say that when she did yet another totally planned out, you know look, I can dress like a war. This way nice talking park and job you fuckin Gideon the fuck. I swear to God, man, people, just people cannot fuckin drive out Nirvana like they really can't like a lot of people. Don't know that only talk about the traffic girl saw book in better man. Well, you know what went to clear up the driving it didn't. People can actually driver thereof. I have established its before. You know they fuckin they socket driving out here homeless, guided the homeless girl. Here I swear to God. He looks like George Point from parliament. Anybody so anyway, you're asking me what these economy dentures, I I'm gonna, guess that they are a one. Size fits all densher, which is really fuckin bizarre and I bet on the upper. It has some sort of la form, fitting thing devil fit to your palette, it's terrific, because when you get a densher you're actually supposed to you know this impressions, you poor up a model. You not they took out some teeth. They try to get the teeth to look like you rather teeth, so you don't freak people out like one day you look like a witch and the next day you come walkin in look like guy smiley. You know I used to work in a dental office. I fully and certify to take x rays. I can take impressions. The upper impression was the worst. I always gets them, I'm just gonna. Let you know that, I'm again,

I gag really. Why don't you just brought you fuckin tee? So as not to worry about you throw up on the mother fucking, let's leave up my online or what he calls the doktor robe, the Doktor Cocke or whatever guys, who take the impressions empty, beast, always gag. When you do the top gonna be hang in there another eight seconds, and then they always have done it always say ya, gotta by buccaneer, dentists. Really! Well, why don't you brought your fuckin? Tease you idiot, you know, I guess I do the same thing. I got a gem, but God knows: I'm gonna go were afflicted. People right now he's an amateur mood. So yeah, that's what I would guess so, basically happy,

but the impression that we want another whole fucking process in the persons going every five seconds then I'll pure gone yeah yeah actually have a good impression, any take it into the lab, and then you take out a little green cup rubber, green cop. That's all I remember things could only be mixed in that I never took a chemistry class Latona why it could be just the plastic ball, but it was always those rubber things and then you'd mix it up and then you'd poured into the fuckin impression and then stick it on his little vibrate and think trying to get all the bubbles out of it knows nothing fuckin worse. If you don't get all the bubbles out of it, and then I swear to God. The bubble would always be right with a person's tooth. Wasn't you'd fuck up the whole impression and they need to go in there and be like we gotta. Do it again? I'd have to deal with that again. So I would guess that's what they're doing is his day yeah this skipping that whole step. I don't know what they do if you can take a whole package juicy fruit and you chew it up, and then you know or to the top EU mild and then you mail than in the May, make a dent

right about I've. No fucking idea, that's really! Oh yeah! That's really scary thing thoroughly! Scary thing: that's the kind of shit I was people focused on, like everybody keeps talking about that, fuckin broad, where the aid kids. Can you believe it? I really that solar possible, who gives a fuck people talking about all the money? She's gonna cost this using a conscious what a couple million whereby the dean all the Fuckin bankers recorded a trillion dollars. Nobody gonna fuck about that subjects, courts, eight babies out of what gonna cost. As you know, one half of one percent compared to what these fuckin constitute, who stole a trillion dollars and then gave themselves thirty million dollar bonuses. Nobly gives a shit about that. You know subjects courts up, pocket, eight babies and all the sun. No one could stop looking at it in a like, as it has a face. You know what she looks like that's the thing, that's a genius for the bankers. Nobody knows what a banker looks. Like I note, the pub Michaela looks like I got a goddamn atm as I work knights errant. What else what I've got do in his pockets is going to be a short park? Yes, I'm doing a plot casts until I get home and that's gonna, be it because I am exhausted with these bucket podcast right. It's insane. You know the amount of podcast that I've done this fucking week to no avail. You know it reminds me of listening to was somebody talking about what the fuck was it recorded with, like rate Charles,

you do like nine nine thousand takes of George on my mind by the end of it, you wanted to make em deaf to you know, as I feel like right now with this fuckin podcast. So I guess the last thing that I have to do is stuck in traffic. Waiting to make my left hand turned to come home to order a pizza. Is I got enough, the winner of the two submissions for the original LE proctologist? I went to the protocol, it just joke. I got omit mad. They were all strong and everybody seem to like other sort of an even amount of people like in every one of them, except for one. So, basically, I think I'm gonna passed out like three or four dvds. You know you know what everybody's a winner suffer: the one guy one guy meandered for twenty minutes about having the chicks pity masterly mammogram he's the only one of them getting votes, everybody else, the guy with the potato salad mine got a lot of boats, the duty free me. I've got a bunch of votes and die due to did the had the great angle. I thought this was the most original angle of of the gay guy bragging tat. He saw dating a protocol just you know you didn't listen to that part ghastly. We say like it's kind of like. If you know what you want, you buddy started dating a journalist, euro and and and

your body to be jealous. I cases cries of it. She can do some freaky shit, you know bender every which way you saying gay guys would do that. I bet they get jealous. If he's gotta take a protocol just made I'll be sitting around gone to hide, I bet he really does it. Where rounded add. Thank you when I was a happy gagging voice. I don't think I've noticed, but my check voice is basically the happy gig I voice just done in a whisper have want to get them pressure. It's not a guy high power. I just go.

We raised this relationship going exactly. I may complete fuckin, no talent, and anyway, I'm in my garage right now. So this protest is all right now with a quick one, I know was a quick want, our rightful twelve minutes. If any p, I write like dungeon rows of life. That's what it's like a right that I didn't drop the inward, even though there was a half black Obama guitarist and my group are pocketing drugged up with flash that day where you fuckin co signed on that one arm anyways. I want to thank everybody who came out to the yard. My shows back in Boston, the comedy connection at the Wilbur Theatre, an outward checkups Massachusetts. I added. I had a great time coming back there at a bunch of friends, family former baby sitter from seventy showed up. It was they who was if there was an unbelievable weekend and then I went out to check a p Massachusetts that show sold out as well and as a bunch of drugs, and I made my way through it, and then I went back to my fancy hotel in Boston. I already a layman yon see the maid had left classical music on the clock. Radio travel member others went down as when I walked into my idea: hotel room there. You know that turned down service and on what that means. They pulled you cheat back and they give you meant and she left classical music claim. On my clock, radio I ordered the flaming Yon mashed, potatoes, a glass, a red wine, and I sat there and ate it, and it was one of the most of lonely experiences. I've ever had my life to the point. I actually had to call Robert Kelly and tell him in the moment how lonely I was mistaken. Socked through I. Actually it was such a bad steak.

I actually did even consider putting a one on it. I went straight to catch up. That's how bad it was, and I don't put anything on you Shouldn'T- put anything on a stake. It should your taste delicious, and this thing was so fuckin. I ordered at medium rare and was grey all the way through and it was top like fuckin shoe whether that Motorola on anybody know what what's that went from anybody. I give you five seconds top like fuckin shoe whether that moves the Roma, only no one other fuckin pursue ever knew that reference were brought it up. The old garden comedy carbon. It was Eric Roberts, the pulpit Greenwich Village, like fuckin, sure, didn't move to Rome anyway, the fuckin spake spoke and I actually put catch her bonnet. I'd like it literally take it. Tasted like Fuckin Hamburg in northern hamburger takes great, but you know to me and he shut up there. You never put ketchup. Ok, let's do already under way. You know it's fuckin overrated. Anyone stakes off, I don't even get it. It's just it sucks. I am in a garage right now talking to myself basically about fucking a once takes us who gives a fuck I'm done with this pocket. Next week you gonna get you gonna, get a double our motto me right. I promise you put this week, you get in the e r. I beg you to everybody who came up to the Wilbur Theatre in Boston Massachusetts and all you fuckin methods and drugs who came up to watch the hook, you out and check a p Massachusetts and my next gig, my next upcoming gig, I'm gonna be wise guys in Ogden. You talk, I believe it's Saturday night, the boy twenty first, so why are we

I've seen him out? I've never done a club out that way only done colleges and now why don't you come along and bring your eighteen, fuckin, wives or whatever the hell? It is? U Mormons do out there, and you know I think, you're cool Mormon. If you're actually listen this stuff, you know come up to the show and congratulations to the Lakers than the Cavaliers man. You guys look like you, gotta, be plain, you just playing a hungry again playing a fuckin hungrier game, but I asked I have to say that the boy sign off. I really think that the reason why I can't stand the fuckin NBA is, unlike any other sports by debt, that sport, the official control the outcome of the game like I've never seen. It's like it always like this. Ethics like us, was a fucking, great game and then down into the end it is kept below on the whistle on both sides are not being a cry baby here. Lakers want fair and square, but I'm just saying you know. Sometimes they should just put the fuckin whistle away. You know just let em fuck and play they did then in the Cavaliers game. So he got these two juggernaut Goin had two fuckin head and then a subtle, fagging alone is worth all know. All the action stops and then you know you know he's not pushing on that's ridiculous. Ok, let's let em shewed uncontested, it's the most is the biggest spoken both killed to the end of any

I've. I've ever seen. You know I love how God date that there's been a referee that which has been busted for having mob ties in the Fuckin NBA and I'm supposed to act like that's the only guy like there was gonna, be just one bad apple. You know, I think I don't know what you guys think does my question me this week. Out of all the four major sports which referee you think, if you bottom could really influence the outside the EU, the outcome of the game to go and be a because it so easy to get a guy out of the game. You just keep calling files in football. You know you won't have even to throw a guy again. You gotta wait to let you know, kick somebody the balls and spit in her face, and I don't know what you mean Babylon and would be not lily the light and my garage went out. I have to get out of the car. I guess that's what I want to say this project, so he gonna hear it without or not a fuckin uploading.

We are. I think you are right. Fuck list bill. I wake up girlfriends house, she leads to work. I can find my socks, she says I have some. She says I have some just use mine and leaves I what got later. I look for the soft drawer top drawer right and I find this list with about twenty two thirty names on it, and my name is near the bottom. Now some have

marks on them, etc. I stir about it a while she's initially upset it turns out to be her fuck list while area for I have a list in my head. Yet she made a blacklist. Did you coin a phrase. She said she made it after we got together with some friends drunk one night. She then admitted to being somewhat of a whore her way, it's not mine before we met, but it shows me that she hasn't done anything since she met me with any one else I do, but ever, but I total blew up on her and we haven't been talking for a few days. I also look a bit crew b as to why I went through her door drawer. It was in an envelope. Yeah, you know what did it yeah you colonel creepy, but she would have done that to you. You know

college snooping when we do it. It's fuckin creepy anyway, because I need some help here on this one. Do I appeal a guy's? She already has, do I just say: fuck it and forget about it. What's nears take on it, god dammit, you know what. I'm gonna have to ask her take on that one, I'm not! I have it on this podcast when I want to go home. I fly home tomorrow I'll try to why haven't epilogue to this podcast. Or maybe tack amounted to the following weeks? There is a great question because I dont trust this girl. You know. That won't when a girl is that's fucking free and I know girls get may well. I can't we these free issue I'll, tell you why you can't, because you know after work it getting laid. Ok, I

be sexually liberated. I still to go out to the buyer. I gotta do a fuckin tap dance. You know like getting laid it's it's like somebody on Fuckin american idol trying to get that ticket to Vegas. That's what it's like is for most guys any ways to get laid, and if you give good at it, it's like fuckin get off. If not, how would you guys anytime? You want to fuck, you can follow and I came up with a back. I know that I put my hand. I wasn't ready forty four year old guy, I'm citys the book. I can in fact can talk. So that's what I will be worried about. She said she's a bit of a whore like I don't have that

good thing or a bad thing or like I don't. I don't know about that, one she sat down and she made a list Jesus for twenty two thirty names. But this is the thing I don't know how old she is a right. Twenty. You know for a girl, twenty to thirty names. I dont think. Is even that bad? The fact did she about our noble, maybe even worse, because they they. I'm not honest about they're, not do the exact opposite of what we do guys. We exaggerate our numbers. They dial, I'm fuckin back like like means how many guys you been with numbers is like when they put out many people are unemployed in this country. In all they try to keep that number fuckin down.

It's the same thing of black list. I mean I, don't I don't get better. You sat around with your friends. Are your friends all horse? You know. And his like, they just sat there gone. Oh yeah, you know forget it. You know we fill up like Dakota whenever Fuckin modern Name Range Rover, whatever fucking people called kids boys now. And then you know these checks next to warm up of like what she did with them or how good the deck was ad. I don't know if that's one of those things that they all fuckin do and you just unfortunately peak behind the curtain and you should let it go. I have no

sperience with something like that. This would have been a great me a question I have to do with her and get into a fuckin giant argument, but I run the risk of possibly getting a fucking preview of her foot list, which I don't want to know about. I don't know. If I may give you see, I don't give a fuck it I'll give you clean good. Ok, what do I think you will find in up in a goddamn bob? I hope your banged enough guys and learn how to fuck. I really do cause. I don't need some fish in bed. You know lay in their payment for the little people. Great is that Gregg. Do you want to pilot wasn't flown? A lot of planes you know did is given. Ok, you got a girl is in fact a lot of guys Judo she saw the deck like she's eaten green beats, tradeoff euro. Do that sucks

such you? Why are you gonna, where one of her sobs to worked of Vietnam with a fucking Chris,

all hanging off the back.