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Hey, what's goin on his bill born is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, Podcast Ed. Yes, just
did it on you.
I'm just circulated or your hello. This is true in blue green calling
what's a characterised used to call up a body mine all the time they pretend to be his casting director, and I would just call em up
With the words spoken additions ever hello, this is flutes and bloom steam calling.
I have an audition for you, it's for a feature.
We have a problem with being naked around other men,
petitions that involves you staring at your ankles. If you have a problem with not give me a cool
stupid. Shit like that it was always like enough, something that it gets would be considered. Homophobic is, instead of just being funny. You now.
Is it also forward to suggest that he would be uncomfortable staring at his ankle?
ankles. I should say
the company of other men. I don't know. What's going on how we should Thursday did you get paid today? Did they write some numbers on a piece of paper and then you're stuck in a machine it? Somehow you can get waffles.
It's
all the money's in the area where it is
safe to say either some white dude has all russian dude, which is guess it is a way to, but why do means american dude right or English right, russian dude or China,
do what
That's gotta! Maybe somebody in Singapore as all money. Japanese guy,
because you got two fuckin saudi princes
something like six people out all right now in the rest of us just get pieces of paper with numbers on it. As long as we believe in it. No matter
what they say on tv, no matter how bad they say it's getting as long as we just continued a fuckin believe in it just keep right numbers to each other.
Mixing you! I got a short you gotta talk of
Everybody's happy
who's in Bloom thing called
always.
Help. Is it's gone off me last night me in the lovely near my view.
Before we.
Down and saw piggy pop
He has a new album out the posts, pop depression and basically like ninety percent of queens of the stone age was back at him up
The euro was not drums
It is pretty much, I think, the rest of the band and
You pop came. I was fuckin amazing shove, I'd locked into these tickets. I was doing a comedy show. I ran into somebody that works for the band. They say we got it a couple extra tickets. Do you wanna go my freckles stood up at attention and, of course I went
We're down there, a god dammit. What an amazing show Sarah Silverman opened up. She fell.
Can crushed it.
And down
parliament is a bucket list right there.
It was one to go, see the guy fuckin comes out, dare raise, got on a sports coat with no shirt underneath it is sixty. Eight years old
after one song, the code is gone and he's pranced around with those short on sixty eight years old,
It was a fuckin shit guy.
Doesn't? Give a fuck, I'm gonna fuck, I'm in a poster picture that guy,
You know what I mean he's still a great shape.
You know, sure, there's a little less density issues here or there with the skin, but I mean other than that. The guy looks like it could do more. Pushups that I could ever do. I open
Look that good at his age.
Yet we still got that beautiful, Marcia, Brady Fuckin, a haircut.
Gorgeous here God, I was jealous.
That bad.
Anyways.
The band, absolutely Falcon smashed it. He was all over the stage
there was there was Falcon incredible man, adjusted as just an absolutely amazing night and then me in the finished it off as much as on trying to get in shape. What are they
Many things to do out here in LOS Angeles, is tat. Your favorite fuckin, taco truck or late night.
Talk of spot
the best and there was one
a body of mine, kinetic meaning for shot was like a connoisseur of all the talk of trucks. I was basically guy. I went down just
Here too, the fuckin one wasted a one ten,
Unlike Beverly Boulevard. What do you got any fucking? He gave me like three taco trucks, like Google maps are going back to my house and we ended up, stop and off one
nah
I didn't know you talk as actually get a goddamn case, India, which is the classic default White guy order and a taco truck.
You're not gonna, get a chicken case today can argue oil
Technically, it is that even mexican,
this change will chicken,
Here we do that.
It was just a year, a great night and.
Another night, where I didn't smoke a cigar. I was
not cigar since February sixteenth.
And you know you have a problem with something when you know the exact date you know of.
When you stop doing in other shit. If you just don't give a fuck you just like you
Mcdonald was listening.
There has been a while over a year
You don't have a price, that's that's when,
If there was an issue of addiction is just completely out of your fucking life, but I know the exact date.
Whichever way Sixtyth. I know where I was. I know what I smoked and I know what I felt like when I had it. I've been thinking about it every Fuckin day and done
I'm trying to go on a little bit of a run here too far.
Cut the shit out of my life this summer. I will be a four year smoke like what the fuck. What am I doing
but I've been holding fast. With these
to hold the strong, but over the phone.
Expression is only
to a month
I too, in January two and a half
in February, as I started smoking when I wasn't lit well.
I've got another one.
So I have one and a half that NICE s up bad right
come on, you guys, aren't doctors generally speaking, I should be all my body can handle that
fuckin days, and we don't have to a month.
Once every fourteen days,
The fucking still regards good on a one month
be special occasion, guy a figure
Mobile the rose ball
hope once Superbowl Sunday. My birthday,
What
you get flag day, then fuck, but that.
Spot you George Holidays enough said,
I am in show business as a nod to them.
Sevier, we really selfish. Like I give a shit right, I don't give a shit about like I'm. Actually
acknowledging another other religions, real reasons, as I'm just looking for its use to smoke a cigar.
Tom, I, jewish brothers and sisters are fair and this kind of support.
What are you gonna do bill
Make a donation nation, the museum of now I am going to smoke a cuban cigars,
honor to all your wonderful contributions.
The Carmody in show business.
Like for a year that would be perfect right. There's not a fucking doktor on the planet, they'll
gotTa D always get a big job is just a rain and your parade- I
if I wanted to say dark, look I smoke for a year.
That bad and be a giveaway was not bad, but there was no ideally
yeah, ideally I'd, live in a fuckin bubbling. I will be brief. Perfect
Fucking ere, I would very clean water and I'm a micro by what the fuck are you doing doc, you gotta be doing something.
Go on any had taken over his blood pressure. All got their day. Looking to fucking skin tags, you tell me you don't have an outlet,
I don't think so. Anyways feminist
that probably smoke what next week, but I like
what this month is going good, big
applause.
You know I've already like muddle of the first two months of the year. I really feel like I should my hand should be shaking, isn't talking about this. A sub item on smoke. I
I had my first one January first in January. Eighth at the second one was excellent.
The mother is even half overnight. Gonna white knuckle at the rest of the way,
and then I did it again. In February I smoke.
Like the fifth and then one on like this.
I guess the sixty than are gonna two fuckin weeks
So now I feel like I'm ahead of the game, because it's like the tenth
you just make it too, like the fiftieth.
But I can actually gonna run a do one every week for four weeks. Then why
uclaf to April.
Such welcome everything. Fun fucking kill you
This fucking kill just sit around a goddamn yogurt. By the way did I figured out what was causing the train not lead the fuckin station. I became
Billy Parfait right now, it's out of this too sharp and ill fuckin raving about this. You know,
this all natural yogurt with Coca in it. You know
probiotics probiotics in it. This is you know this is a negative by our exists is positive. Pro pro active buyer, you have two kinds of bacteria within your intestinal tract shut, the fuck up. I put this stuff in them. I couldn't. I couldn't shit for days.
Get beaten because they that doubt the Jew Shack there
They kept telling me how healthy it was a little did. Little did, I know I was building like a fuckin wall.
Do you know what said city. There were not Greece with all its the whole city, just a bunch of white walls,
that's what I was building in my stomach. Where you been
I don't know it's the first thing I thought of
fuck yourself, you know
I'd like to see you not shit for three days and try to dance around and keep it funny
how did they get this move.
Then he told her wants it and all that
Nancy ragged died, everybody she died,
And a lot of people really upset about that. You know
she was a great won't say no made our great at the shape she kept herself in considering her husband had jelly beans all over the fuckin place. The fact that she could just say: no,
God damn things right walkin around
There's something about being that skinny though after while oh it's just like you live for fuck it ever, but you just like a bird person. You know.
Like if she was my grandmother, I would
like a giant bird cage that I hung from the ceiling on it's just me and make it go and then perched on it.
Opening the door. Unless you tell me I'm still in the Well Nancy.
I guess it's a grandma Reagan's, Gregg and Eric
What this please help guess he's gonna fuckin real, took two goddamn distracted him talk about putting dead first! Ladies and birdcages: that's not right. Is it.
He such a weird fellow that ragged some people
You talk to his single handedly defeated the Russians.
Reality is Denny, come off the fuckin pension. He did. He hit the last three years,
the dagger it put the game away. I would say you know.
By taking them into thinking that we are actually going to have shit up an outer space to stop their ship from coming over here,.
That's the weird thing about trying to bomb somebody from the other side of the Fuckin World
Too lazy to fly over you gotta start you gonna, shoot em member
Parishes foul shot the over the rainbow. That's you
Do you actually go said it and because
curvature the earthy gonna, send it fuck it up, and over you're gonna mean
like when you get your sit on. The couch
and he got a napkin anyone. You want to throw it into a barrel, but you fucking office, chairs, right there you gotta go up and over you know,.
They do that with missiles. Somebody actually figured that up.
Sometimes some soup of fuckin intelligent scientists, guy right,
Opposed to the really dumb ones that they put in the nuclear programmes right.
This guy just sit there,
Like figure that out, you know.
Out of our airspace.
And the troposphere up into the stratosphere out where the fuck it goes right out too
space,
just the atmosphere without blowing up right on the White House. Nothing,
But president right, they just sit and talk and shit.
What a fucking job
In some other psycho you'd other guy cameras in space or some shit, somebody flying around that Directv Satellite in the back of his plane
just fallen around Brezhnev and Gorbachev, trying to figure out where the rat.
So they always have. The exact coordinates. That's what it that's the level of stress like
bomb. As in all these guys, it's where they age like ninety years, because they know
other team right. They go and Billy Bela check on. If you know they got cameras on your right at the top of your fuckin head wherever you go, you know
the owl paranoid you don't fuckin head fixes. I was walking down the hall to the oval office.
I would even go in the overall Zammit going in there, but I'd ever double
we'd be doubted the basement,
Ten years later after I died, you know my staff, which start fuckin come on I'll talk and shit about me.
He very fearful man for all the bravado. During his speeches he spent the entire eight years.
Of his presidency in the well we're not allowed to say how far down it goes, but, let's just say, there's one hell of a basement under that house:
even thinking fuckin lives, there is no fuckin way lives there. He just lives there
You ve seen the White House, it's just right. There.
He has lived there. I bet there's a fuckin.
You take an elevator, that's just like
Steve jobs to make those fuckin speeches at those nerd. First right they go down there. You know.
They come out his pocket change and Nobel you just look at all the nerds alike. I think that's what then he just fucking nobody knew where he lived.
By what is bill gates have more
Closer Fuckin House
here's the house reclusive build as it does. The house make the choice
To be introverted whatever, as he is a fucking out, no one could get too. I kid.
Get anywhere fucking near Bill gates, house.
But the White House. You walk right up to the gate,
Right you come right up to it,
she's gonna put me on a list.
I bet. What's his face. A bit bill gates is gonna Fuckin, a god
you know that's dead, star wars thing that Reagan wanted to put up for fucking yelled the robber Parish Nuclear warhead rainbow shot from the Kremlin right. I bet he's
at those for like drones,
AIDS drugs he's
pissed off. How dare you say my technology.
I think, he's an evil mother fucker! That's. Why gives away all that money? You don't owe me
It's weird he's like he's
the sociopath with the heart of gold is kind of like Dexter right.
If he was like in the laptops, rather than just cutting up people, but
Only the bad people I was never able to get past. Look at you, God, damn you look good!
You have been really.
They got hit by where do a dog fuckin, totally superficial
right. You look caught and you're better keep looking hard, because I'll tell you right now I'll go right down to that used. Car lot now start shop at outrage in.
The trade union about.
You're a classical you one of those those once it's gonna last for a while. You know I'm a treat you well.
Changing the fluids. Every three thousand miles is groves disgusting
Thank you for saying that I think I feel
sue show last night
heads and drinks.
Then a late night tacos she did. It was
splendid you talk about the shell.
About eight, the confidence of vigour pop goin out that sixty has more swag. Then, all of you better! Why you jack and the listeners? I don't think that's your hung over. You know. I don't mean that type. The listeners I'm just saying this wacky had out. There was the whole band, an egg,
Of course the legendary tat was a great show. I'm really glad I went in. I wasn't feeling up to it, but I'm glad it's great name. For now to post the post popped up post pop depression, very good,
Awesome and the ban was all wearing custom. Why so
for those of you who were in what is a disease.
Clothing, wise. I see you tomorrow.
These are all issues in our own. Yes, they are all wearing custom. Why? I saw even that the road is like the crew was wearing like like trousers and ties from my asylum, which is pretty dope. Like John
the great and absolute any
Whenever you say trousers, I think they're classes Classic Lucy K joke when he used to talk about one every does each year and three would call phone sex. It always get that seven year old woman, I'm takin off your trousers,
I think
neither bring clear water addition here.
Yeah cause she's lying in the sun. What are you gonna? Do? They could hear a grab another MIKE if you're gonna be on this? Now, I'm not. I just came in to say she said.
There was one of my favorite dumb jokes of all time.
What is a gay horsey?
The fact that
sorry come on you gotta methods running on some level.
All right so when it was was talking about, I was talking about Bill Gates, Swanton away the fuckin, droughts and ever more security.
The old town there.
Oh town in the fucker
Mason belong.
Pull around the sun she's dead.
One high can she's done its origin.
I can hardly a global warming, maybe you're lookin fuckin good right bade him
go to that.
And keep it look good.
This party, a contract, show me shudder:
fucking hate this whole password thing
you know, fuddle. I figured out what the fuck was wrong with my my Itunes, which is
Similarly, I can't listen anything that I've downloaded on my fuckin laptop, because I have too many other devices that have already been accepted by Itunes. Why have they d activate some others? Shit
I finally figured that out
I figure and others went on.
I went on the internet. I basically typed in please give me the answer. I went there
We need to go right back to the sun Clia.
Fuckin loves the sun,
What else did I want to talk about.
The garage jim is becoming
a reality
coming our reality. Yeah yeah yeah.
No thanks to fuckin rogue fitness
Jesus Christ, what an arrogant, goddamn company that is,
specifically asked their company as a celebrity in my mind, to send me a bunch of free shit.
For my garage
so they could then hide their company to my forty listeners, and can you believe this I hope you're sitting down? Can you believe they never got back to me,
Well, because I'm fuckin immature, I gotta go vengeance now
after my vengeance on their company. This is what I'm gonna. Do. I'm gonna buy all this shit from them.
That's what I'm gonna do and then you don't want when they call me and say: hey thanks for use in and I'm not gonna take their phone call
All they get not a me is the price they want for their fuckin goods.
Dmitri, sent you
like people given me free shake as any fuckin only on some level anyways. You know you know Tom. I gave you a China bore me what the fuck.
Hey! You know what time it gave you. China bore me what the fuck,
Right I'll give you a ride to the airport fuck. You know you to see just can't get out of it.
Now, if it so anyways, I am going
fuck it do this thing out. This is this. Is this? Is the game plan? I get net robe fitness thing that collapse? Did you can fall back into the wall? I'm gonna work,
a bench. You know
I'm so excited for that, because I so sick and go to the fucking German is always some there's always somebody on it.
Somebody's, always pension rights,
and I can also do squats
and I'll be able to do polyps, and then I got my atomic holds and I'm going to put those above all my truck is I just had to pull my truck out, which I know kind of sex, but who gives a fuck phenomena poxy floor protein right,
then NEA once in adjustable speed bag over in the corner, which is great because, although I have to do is adjusted like twice in Jerusalem
the bicycle. I bought her she's, never going to use it again. Then I can just lock their fucker into position right, we'll get it,
Did aborted impeded about right
in a corner, I'm worried about the noise. You know
enough blown out my ear drums forget about that annoying the shit out of my neighbours, because everybody out lives on top of one another. So I think
If I do that
and then I'm have those interlocking rubber things. Underneath all the gym area
the place where I can skip rope.
My polyps, my only thing is: I'm get rid of my pull up in depth station thing that I have and I'll be able to do the pull up still, but I won't be able to do dips if anybody knows of an attachment there
works,
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hey, did anybody see that fuckin hilarious, twitter back and forth between Kenya was dead mile or dead mouse over the fuck, you say his name,
How can you took a screenshot in the fuckin screenshot? Allegedly, there was something up there that showed
some website where,
was pirating. The software that fucking dj guy so well said.
Fuck! I get a pause this news as we might have a leak somewhere.
Is there not to be just a little fucking leak? The J trap downstairs.
Never fucking is anyways.
Can you took a screenshot,
and I guess, is dead. My dead mouse there, my five, how the fuck you say- name, I'm old,.
I should not to say it:
I guess he made this software that helps you make an album and evidently Conway allegedly had a website open
where you could illegally download it. So we call them article dynamic enough money.
To pay for this software. You gonna fuckin pirate, my shit anyway, just road dick on
So kindly comes back with a barrage of shit.
Just trashing this dj talking about his mouth hair. They got a fan and their MIKE numbering my daughter she's, a big fan of many mouse,
blah blah blah blah blah, just like just like a corporation
just just send in reams of paper over like on better CALL Sol trying to fucking delayed, but nowhere in it.
Did the man deny that he didn't, for they did fuck it didn't steal expires. I could tell he just see just a meek immediately capitulation just immediately switched it from you stole my shit. What would you fuckin mouse s bright.
I actually wanted to fuck and jump into the middle of it too
the D J help because he kind of was fuckin taken the bait. It was just like going to check. Does you don't mean that their so fuck good are arguing that they fuckin they spend you off, like you, gotta dead to rights,
it's time to come through the whole thing you like, I had a fuck. Did I lose it because they they catch it? Never
The that should he should it just laid back. You know, on the ropes, led kind,
punch himself out and then just say get so like I said you stole my shit. You know
and I was a guy with a mouse had gonna take shifts from somebody who wore a leather miniskirt throughout the whole fuckin tore me. There was so much shit, he could have said back, but he should have stayed in the pocket.
I would just like.
I was watching that the whales watch and like a comedian, Heckler
then it was written. I was written for hours, room for the DJ room for the data and that one provided, if that's the guy, stole if we didn't either way.
Fuck and entertaining you know my twitter battle,
they're. Nice is a funny, I'm not into robots driving cars, but I like liked. I like, like a good twitter tool.
Back and forth
That's the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, Parker become some music. Once again, we always post at the immense podcast.
Twitter feed will always tell you what the music is Andrew, always posted. I dont know what it is. I am an old man I am just I'm just now trying to
update.
My music alma gotta go tell what I was doing the other day holy shit. I was listening to I downloaded all this shit
Alabama, shakes fuckin love. The newer that album that there was to shit
the weekend and listen to that actually like.
I gotta tell you what was funny, though
was fuck airy forgot his name of Kendrick Lamar, I'm so fuck it all the help me. Are you guys? I I don't know anything, that's gonna with any used. We cannot
Sidney. I have to admit. I did have this old guy thought and I was embarrassed that I had it. I was listening
to his album and I get to this song reaches keeps going this dick and free
and I'm just and all I could just kids take it. Was this one, a grammar
I'm not saying I didn't deserve, but I dont know what the people look like.
Fuck involved for the grand these, but the way people complain about it and other always given to white people write like the Oscars, imagining it's a bunch of white people,
fifties and Sixtys right
Takes a while to establish itself enough even be considered:
you know the beyond that shit, not just picture and all these fuckin. Fifty sixty year old white people just sit there. Listening to these dick and free right like like
you don't like they can relate to that on some level gone. I dislike connects with me. I'm gonna vote with this
probably just drive down the who stand there for twenty minutes and count how many times someday drives biting free private by there's enough people? Listen to we got it.
To them,
so anyways
but here is a barrier to think I was in order
Listen to, I gotta make sure essays name right. It's ed,
Is it she in Firefox,
expel! You don't know what I did colony. What this guy.
Fucking great, I think, he's great. I just don't fucking Shirin Sharon will go
and I was listening to his album.
And I was this.
I was listening- that song. One.
I was using the edge sharing one in a
Toyota, prayers,
and I was sitting there going- I am enjoy in this
like what happened to me.
I used to be I used to fucking, listen, I what happened.
But when I really looked back at the shit that I used to think was bad, some of it was bad stuff, a lot of it. You know
which people will say about a sensitive fellow like this. It Eddie here right now
he does dressed like a man
the bans that I listened to the eighties would they came up just fallen.
Not only do they dress like checks, they dress like a hot chicks, trying to hang on baby. They were really like the first house to a real housewives when you
back in a lot of it. You know enemy.
I guess till they were still in their pride in their twenties
I don't know so. Whatever those are the album said I was listening to this week. I literally went from nineteen.
Seventy eighty
to be off by what, for
nineteen- I don't know-
late, sixties, too late Eightys was what the fuck I have been listening to for the last hour Armoury France. I worked in a fuckin warehouse in the eighties and then I immediately went to like twenty fourteen twenty
one thousand twenty. Sixteen I survived.
Some somehow survived and actually enjoy the shit. So I don't know if it's gonna help me.
I note, the point of it is
but all I know is it fits.
Hats funding to meet this deck eight free way out here.
I listen to a more I'll try to me
it's going into some really white Ear theatre,
It's probably actually a.
It probably says more,
about him as an artist. If I don't get it,
Then, if I get it,
probably doesn't want me to get it out of forty eight year old white guy
like my ship or maybe I'm wrong
Do I know anyways fuck off.
I'll talk to you on Monday on Monday
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and did you did you go down that place with the thing I heard it was nice what that nice? It is nice that noise
He had a recital this weekend and we were so nervous. He was all a flustered and more suburban talk about shit that nobody cares. About course, Frank was in the back with the garden house
it froze up over the when so we
to buy a new one of those. So you know Frank course he goes on the internet. He just starts research and all about those whose houses arab. Can you imagine just these sit near the end of a cul de sac like that? Is your fuckin reality.
Rather than having a wine cellar, outages have a secret Roma fuckin porn with clean extremity, the rub
out or just sit there crying at what what became of my life. I take any gonna fix his bicycle. Now. Why doesn't he go climb a fuckin tree, Jesus Christ? What are what are they doing? Eighteen hundreds, you wonder why the environs
so fucked up. That's it right. There buddy you just go out it be a party. You kids lives. I doubt that's why I told you I enjoyed condoms. I did enjoy condoms. I do you still want to post one in you without one on and now I did and now look at it. Look at my face. Sweetheart can't you see the misery.
Fuck him, while he hath, looks like you, you got fixes spoken by, I'm not yelling,
No, I'm not
the first is to contain a tonic and the angel must always with them. I gave you the trick is to do is go to sleep in the advice. Don't take shift from anybody question Mark bill. Sometimes you in your pockets with go fuck yourself, don't take shift from anyone. Let me tell you my story back in November, a cop pulled me over roughed me up was a huge asshole. I rode up every rinki dinky take it. He could
Now can now wait a minute what happened you, which is driving down the street this guy just pulled you over. I need a little bit of the back story here. Was this guy? Did you know, did he get your big fight with his wife and it took it out on you or we did you
say somethin wise to the guy and he said all right: I'm not the fuckin mood anyways achieved. We can figure it out here at the end of the altercation. I should
his hand, look straight in the eyes and gave him that looked
says I will see you in court asshole. I showed up in court this Monday to defend myself. My plan was to stay.
Before that asshole and have them
Explain his actions to me in a court of law, as they say, get to work out
but she had a witness. I wanted to ask him
then that doesn't work out. I wanted to ask him if twisting my arm so much that I couldn't use it for a few days was justified.
Want to ask him why he decided that me five, six hundred seventy five pounds was a threat to him. Six, four to six point three: two hundred fifty that he needs to hit me from behind.
Don't call me- and I saw, but I'm not a hundred percent buying this story, because you didn't say what happened before this this guy just did this. Is this guy, like the fuckin worse cop ever,
I don't know here we go I wanted to. I wanted to know why he needed
the me me. While I was handcuffed in the back of the Paddy wagon, I then wanted to ask him how many excessive forced to pay
she had against him. The answer is for us.
So I'm wrong. You I wanted to ask him,
I was marriage, ended his Ex wife
restraining order against him for domestic violence are right. I tap out you're right you're right. Sorry,
want asked him what part of protecting serve. Did he not understand? I wanted to end the questioning within explaining how he got caught on a cell phone camera.
Putting a motorists? You can look up the video on you
under Milwaukee Police Lambeau,
driver l and b o driver here's what sir
in Milwaukee. If the cop that wrote you the ticket,
this doesn't show up in court. Your case is just
And you don't have to pay anything well. Guess guess why I told you that
piece of shit didn't sharp and court. That's awful! I need advice. Do I let us all
water on the bridge or do I take this fucker down? I really want justice, but I don't wanna be beaten by other cops. What should I do.
Well, I think you just
shed some light, Milwaukee Police Lambeau driver. All my listeners will problem
look up and watch that knows,
sounds like a dangerous guy
do you know? This is what I would do if I was gonna try to take this do down. What I would do is you know at the local knows,
I'm doing now they
of showing like Youtube videos and they loved talking about twitter and all that type of stock as a desperately trying to get the kids in peace
oh they're, losing all this viewers ship to
to the internet. So the fact that you you have this controversial thing, you have this fucked up law and you have a
Youtube. Video of this guy. That makes that's like follows: perfect little pieces you now coming up next,
no walkie police officer a little out of line check out
You know signal run a king died this week and I brought up there.
Taking a yeah. You definitely gonna take a fuckin risk. You know signal runny king
this week in that brought up that home video and all that type of shit, and I know you know the guy just pulled over. That's what you're supposed to do. I know I mean that look. Who's get no Ronnie king.
Was gonna get beat down, no matter what em, if you run from the fuckin cops, I don't give a fuck who you are you gotta get be down if you get back up in charge of a couple times absent, fuckin movie, but you know, there's gotta be awaited. Take guy down without giving them twelve fuckin skull fractures. You don't say it's a fire and, I was afraid, said it's it's a fucking
thankless job and then it's a really dangerous job. If, if the wrong kind of person,
gets gets the job. I did my phone just go off eyes. Writing I do that ship. So on our present, I can't I can't ever watch that run a king thing again. That's like falcons most.
Brutal thing ever and actually, when you watch there now you think God they got fuckin recall those things taser. What what'd weekly already callers thinks. Well, they call those things that you'd they just
They zappia you guys ever see that one that one with a cop what the fuck do you call those stakes? He got tasty get fucked
is it takes a clear. Why am I so dumb fuck and love this dog? You know their clear underrated, haven't dogs, the passport.
They never anyways is this. I got. I gotta get you the shoe to video. Now I brought it up it's it's basically that doing a demonstration of one of those fucking things whatever the fuck. You call that. I just can't think that while I keep saying it's a tailor, I know its, not it. He is it a case where he got taste. I care fuck. I'd buy brain is much sweaty ways this one cop gonna zap another cup to that demonstrated to the class,
man, I'm gonna fuck. How much of a man you are you get fuckin zap with lecture city, you're gonna make a noise most guys going around. They fuckin go down on this guy fuckin shoots it at the guy, and this dude sounds like he's like ending in
He gets phrases like just work and drugs
literally something like that and drops- and I just love how the cop was shoot- some tries to act like he just didn't.
Cream like a little flock girl, man, it's hilarious, but but get back that yet
That's that's a serious sam.
That's a serious thing. I knew you'd. This guy really is as bad as you're saying. You know that
I thing is not to let it go. The right thing is to try and shed some light on and hopefully that they can get this guy off the force because he's given decent cops, a bad name. They go so, but you're you're
worries are definitely yeah yeah, no valid, I mean considering none of them.
Cops during the Rodney king. None of them got Fuckin vega. They got off. You can get off. Do anatomy. Jesus Christ.
You know that due to shut their kid on the platform in an open- and that was fuckin brutally that now I thought it was my yeah that was my house keys. I realize it was my gun. Any fuckin got away with that. I'm not thrashing cops and just say not saying they're all fucking bad, but I'm just say every it's. It's a full, practically fucking impossible
it literally. Even if you have video, I think, give you have to have the combination of having video and then you have to be you
To be a certain level of our wealth in influence because of your broke, you know, I don't think that their that you know there's no way
have you a gag fuck yourself, you done it now and then, when you add racism into it, I mean you're pretty much. It's pretty much gave set match, which is fuckin unfortunate, so that I am talking about.
Society way beyond my fucking intellect so I'm gonna tap out here already trash Buckingham and I'm melanoma have fuckin angry
I cops: are lights, camera dumped bill
I'm a twenty nine year old guy and recently broke up with a funny attractive in all around great girl, oh geez,
Why, sir, would you do that? You ask our right to things her dad?
born without teeth. In your word, your baby will, if you break,
turn or raw.
Is: she has got something going on over virginal area, some sort of Oda, stinky pussy, I don't ever got well. Let me tell you
Describe dating for about three months and we had a great thing: going: she's half afro Cuban have poor region and really sexy. She had a rough operating, but I didn't care.
Because she's honest easygoing and not bit you like so many girls are dated. She was a bit
Maybe, but I did mine.
We wanted a bar one night having a few drinks, and I was really pretty good. I was lucky
A couple of flu at the end of the barn ass, if she's ever been with another woman, she coyly look
me and said yes good stuff.
Yet this is a fact and fantasy right here
she diaries.
Then I proceed with. Have you ever been in a threesome with two girls and a guy again she answered yes,
Kay kind of slowly, but I'm no saint. Why couldn't
stop their God, you gonna go for the rotisserie question. What
applause.
Here we go,
Go strap yourselves for this. Why? Well, I couldn't stop there, so I asked have you ever had a threesome with two guys she,
Down at the ground- and she looked up a bit ashamed Lee and said yes, whilst
gag earlier. I thought I then,
ask your one more question. I knew this one could back for what the you go from here like this.
The high he to Albert Albert Poorhouse. I finally asked weight,
you ever been in a porn,
then blushed and look me in the eye and said yeah
looked at it calmly and was like oh
but inside I was like Jesus fucking Christ. Yes, well you should you know those first couple I mean you can locate, let let let's break
Doubt it all right she's been with she's attitude,
some with another girl and a guy who get
That's who gives a fuck right there
right. You already knew she banged another guy, aright,
But the fact that she also deal with another girl that takes a little fucking. Now
tones down his dick in her pussy right. This is our guys. Think women, I'm sorry! I
something that something in the EU. The credit of the credit. Why do you try to talk accounting, shit, you're too, dumb.
That was all right. The two guys thing
you can look the other way on that, maybe if it if it was in another state, but it
I'll, be in the same state, because if you
run into one of the two guys that fucking, you know
were high fighting? Is they fuckin Bangor them an idea? I don't know about that, but then the third one
get a porno, I may get enough. That's you gonna, walk away from that.
Or are you have to go to NASA to get tested for the latest fuckin Stds? I would think
it also. God knows, what's going on now mentally that you would do that
what I just like sex known, ass, the Sun governor who doesn't like sex, are many ways ploughed had ceased, so she goes
the basically she had moved on to LOS when she was twenty she's, not twenty, five and after
George stint in a military solution
she got into the porn industry for eight months. She did everything Fox
the whole should bang. I asked her if I could see her video, but she wouldn't tell me her performer name and said
Give me that it would be
Impossible to find her body of work, I
asked her why she got Interpol.
And she replied.
Because I wanted some feeling in my life and then
right. Oh Jesus year, the proudest poor girl, some happened to her
the thing was she was clean. Had a good job
and I really liked her and the sex was
Right here, obviously knows funding. That is something you wrote the beginning where I just thought she was gonna, be good. Twenty
you'll die attractive, all run great girl out
fact that you said she had a rough break up bringing, but she was easy going and honest and not bitchy right. There's like that girls, good bet, they're just seem like
A free, open person, I don't know,
she's gonna be that open only anyway,
what she was clean, a blog sexist great, but I couldn't stop picking her in some sleazy porno. There was probably films
some junk yard on the Breyer. So
to ask for friends. Advice.
So my guys were telling me that dumper my game
friends told me it was fabulous and that I shouldn't overlook it. I did
even bother asking my girlfriends, because they would automatically reject her and assume I had AIDS day. You go, keep your options open sober
dreadfully I dumped her. I felt tat
evil and obviously didn't tell her. It was because she was a porn star fishing
the Bene. Shame for the rest of her life, and I was happy
that she was honest with me. I've done
fair share sleaze, but this was too much my question bill was filled. My question
Was it wrong for me to top up for some decision she made years ago? Should I stayed with her, but what have you done?
Are you dont know what I want to die? I'm a fucking degenerates,
lets you seem like a good person. Ah dude,
when you try to find a person you gonna spend the rest of your life with you have to have a list of criteria are right. You son,
you still young. So there's no reason to compromise all right I mean.
When you get with somebody like that, any gonna live with them and you will you go with anybody you are taking on all of their fucking baggage. Aren't you
only three months in Europe
People will go into the poorness industry, then you know it's like people come comedians
not healthy individuals. Ok
And that is like a specific area that I just did you just my own personal, non medical feeling that you're just not a healthy person, something off
Happened in that line I just wanted
feel something I mean something
bad happens. You're caused her to Waller Self off,
I don't even want to try to guess what, but you know.
There's nothing wrong with anything that she did personally, don't technically
and she was honest with it- it all comes down.
The whether or not you want to deal with it are right and if you feel
you know you want to deal with it and that there was this sort of connection that you ve. Just this girl had to be in your life. Then you're going
have to learn to live with it and get past it.
Ah,.
But I would be definitely I would definitely be concerned with
certain.
Mental issues?
now what she's insane
and then I would also be concerned with sexual boundaries. You know.
Why would she have any, and could she remained
full after a and when you said-
Went to the seven year, each or whatever
really starting to work at the relationship in its feeling, boring and she knew
still feel: something again: is she going to go back to that law
A couch from that show. Martin?
my hand it all down on fog in the valley and get back again a matter now.
That is a year,
drew question that guy within two seconds will get right to the core of it. I would call I'll call in lovely manager.
That say, yeah. You know what that's a doctor drew question that
a classic doktor drew question that guy within two seconds will get right to the core of it? I would call
I'll call in lovely men. If you're out here call em up cassettes.
A great one.
Yeah. I guess you'd have to figure out is, is it has she worked through whatever the fuck? She was working through now, she's ready the.
I'm here away. Those are some good looking girls down then she's a year they are or whatever like I mean. If you kept steering it in that direction, he probably get you fuckin threesome right. There.
So there's that bears that option the option that you have as if you with her like, I think he can imitate. That's that's a selfish spoken and I
a shallow reason to stay with somebody long term? That is not enough,
Why do they call you to believe me, my baby, I beef current advice.
And for those you and states that the slang for those who are.
Beef curtains. Do the math
Think about it!
ok we got here is the situation.
I have a wonderful girl in my life. What and when she does not a fuck. That's what I've got
I'm guessing MRS where's gone, I wonder for grow. My life, great attitude, humor, big tits, nice ass in a good family Jesus Christ do Mary this girl shirt,
seems good for now, but I have one issue. She also has some mean beef curtains and he put in France's pussy lips. Just in case I didn't know,
that kind of bug me, but the ever living shit out of me whenever we get down to the dirty business,
So much so to the point. I looked up
some cosmetic surgery that basically gives the
if curtains trimmed job
and beauty the vagina while Dude Y all right.
Now before I read the rest of this, if you get it
we can ask me how to have this conversation,
Love, I love you. I love you. I love you family. I love you your heart everything, but is it
Anyway, you contribute beef curtains
Maybe you can get away with it cause you got there cool accident, I don't know, but she
the tools that she's not going to give a fuck, you may pull this off with some foreign check anyway
so you have some cosmetic surgery to try and a beautiful the vagina.
Now I know by now. I must sound like a douche bag, focusing on the little things
workers. Women do that to women.
Focus on little things like that.
But that's a serious issue do section
a big fuckin thing.
Where was he says what my thinking as some truly gonna pull the trigger?
felt that way and keep this woman. All the myself for the rest of my life. Aren't I
entitled to have a great looking badge to look
for as long as our bodies dont wrinkle away, while
I know there's a lot of women, a fuckin annoyed by this one year
you're fuckin, Dick in your wriggled balls.
Where'd, you get a face, lift these sack their body. Another all say that
How can I ever bring this option up to her without? I know, he's gonna ask me without completely destroying her feelings
picking her hate me for being so pussy conscious,
Thanks for the Red now go fuck yourself out,
This is a simple one, dude
There is no fucking way.
You can bring that up to her without actually completely destroying her feeling. So you really need to accept this. All you have to be.
You have to let her go. That's it! That's it!
I mean I would think they ve actually truly care about this girl. Now the chicks are gonna be.
I do find. It removes all those two words
did really care about this girl. I.
Think that that, wouldn't matter,
you know and if she looks the way she said you say,
but she looks
I may well. What are we talking here like
how far the only things hangin as it like. You know.
I mean she got em. Both of appears could you'd like do like. Could you like that
The second thing I can do. I gotta Olympic, the fuckers
thank you your honor rings. Did you do that still swinging feet up? Another pussy? Are we talking? I guess that bad, you know
If you did the iron crossword, your head, the inner pussy like how far these things hanging down hey now, what's the deal with big gardens,
Do there's no way there's?
no fucking way and don't don't do that to her face she can
We think about that. If she had a problem with your fuckin.
Virginal area, you wouldn't know by now, because she would have been self conscious and she would have brought it up the way. Some
Girls do about parts of their bodies and they are super self conscious about their bodies because we're so
Could visual right? I don't want
I was the first grows ever hooked up with when I got a shirt off in a broad she rolled arise, and I thought she was thinking that I wasn't gonna God. I am not doing it for like
she's Roland rise like this guy's lame.
I found out later she was self conscious about the size of a breast, so I thought
it, took the wrong fuck away. I made it all about makers himself involved, so
I thought you don't do that you're either you can
that's when you just finally haven't you had either you accept that shit or you move on, but there's no reason to hurt this,
so because yours, shallow cunt, like me right, I
cheers.
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