Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, podcast at just checking in order. Just checking on you almost through the weak somebody I get paid today, somebody you don't I Fuck, it works, but you have to check and on useful fuckin half an hour. The hope you guys enjoyed the very special edition of the Monday morning, podcast that was put out yesterday with the great The great Jim Norton promoting his new stand of special that you can watch now on Netflix. Mouthful a shame. I've heard nothing but great things about it. I have yet to see it because. I will get. Somebody fucking time now with the little kiddo runnin around who just get just keeps getting better every day,

Just keeps getting better every day. I don't know what the fuck people complain about about. Having a kid, it's fuckin awesome. Oh a girl, you figure, as opposed to watch, Sit alone in your apartment. Dollar free time and a fuckin world, slowly drinking yourself to death. I'll tell you a bit about that. Like an aside a little better, Let's say every once in a while every once in a while on a visit, my old friends did fuckin eighty three, seventy six level bar that I have I was wrong. I was given shelter the eighty three seventy six inches every talks about the ninety six balls. When he talks about the twenty seven Yankees. What about the nineteen? Eighty three philadelphia? Seventy six hours. I would love to throw the eighty six celtics in there, but the fucking Lakers choked against the Houston Rockets. Simon the sort of way yeah. You know.

When in the eightys it did me, you didn't really feel like you wanna championship unless she beat the Celtic so like resets. Basically, that's that's life. You know no disrespect. To Ralph Fucking Sampson, no fucking For us there Came Ally's you want. Lucy honour tenure, they fuckin treat not three rounds with Atlanta. I remember the very similar uniforms in my memory back fact, I think they're the exact same colors just use the Rockets was less busy more traditional Detroit Redwing Jersey, simple red and white Toronto, blue and white. He's right: colors fuck! You somebody! Please explain to me how the tamper bay, fuckin lightning also can wear blue and white. I dont understand you know Take the Pittsburgh penguins when they came back my black gold, it's like what the fuck! Barnett told me that the original FUCK Anarchy team in Paris where did wear black and goal, but they get. But then you folded,

and you left it on the table. Take when you dont renew your fuckin website. Somebody else is gonna get it I don't know I'm talking about I know that the ploughed through this next spoken half an hour Just to see how you do whatever, maybe I'm going to catch on the right of veto, worst case scenario. You got one Fuckin day left use a sick date take a three day week. It you know. You know I was actually thinking now is this is the time of year where this break out what kids do nowadays? It's gotta be way where they can get out of the view of the constant surveillance your parents. Now you don't owe me Jesus Christ. By time my daughter gets to their fuckin age appropriately about a drone. Like hovering over her for her the entire fuckin existence Shot down from this guy, you know I don't go to that party.

Freakin around me looking up like dad. So she could my dad hovering over me and a fuckin whatever the fuck. It's called. There were literally be helicopter parenting. Those fuckin drowned. I want to stop the recent when it gets to give bag was a drone. It's like. Why would you give people of six. It's not intrusive enough. All this fuckin technology that all these fuckin weirdos you don't. I want to know the first time a drone is gonna seriously give somebody brain damage because the operator was trying to jerk off while they were trying to operated Zero hovered over somebody's Fuckin house. You know Try to come down near the ban on these already perverts doing that.

Perverts. Fascinated me when they first any basic liking, just walk up and say hello: they can't do it, but then they have these needs rights, other they gotta pick around the corner. You know making a beacon, piggy blindness one of my favorite fuck. It shows its come on over the last five years. I was on an airplane. Flying back from Austin, from the south by South West Festival. Which I can't tell you another time when you would not want to be an asteroid, I mean it's great for films of that type of ship. It's just like I don't know what happened in that city. I've been going there for the last twenty years. It just gets more and more crowded. It's like a bunch of sweaty hippies. With a level traffic. That's what south by South West is. I don't know what it is. Every white person in Ass during that weak, they all looked like they play hockey SEC. You know

I don't know, there's just something about the. The dishevelled on purpose college age, white, kid that I knew I was when I went to college. I wasn't like you know. Fucking called my hair. When I still had here right. China fuckin look like I lived out on the street. A big guy thing back then, to try to look I'll fuckin dishevelled. I could barely take care of myself, but look at my college. I d look at my crazy picture. You did all of this. On this whole fuckin thing is on purpose. The ended a fucking day backs against the wall. You can call your mom and dad writes a fucking calm, your hair, it put on a clean shirt right. You can't I'm sorry. What did I say, anyways. I am. This is my day I actually was flying out there TAT day to do the all things comedy podcast and fly right back so.

I am just as great. I've always wondered whether the airport yourself, like nothing just walked in you know, Like leaner Dicaprio catch me became only just come fuckin walkin in where it is Fuckin not a fly plain outfit, that's what the fuck I wanted to do myself. So I put on sweat pants. You know, whenever fuckin teacher jacket and I had my change- a close toiletries, toilet treasonous, backpack, and that was fuckin. Yet When in there, like a God, damn drifter, And I get all the way to the airport. And I realize I forgot my fuckin wallet. Right so I can't get on the fucking plank as I don't have any form of identification. I don't college idea from back in the day and what did I have I ended up having to go.

I didn't want to do as I am in. A mist is fuckin finance, actually, thinking now that my dear she d grow, my hair out alluded in college by still dressed respectfully. Maybe I was a hybrid. I can't fucking remember so. Fuckin Longo anyways. So. If we can get to the airport, I don't have my goddamn. I d like to know what the fuck do and I have to make this Is podcast causes advertisers and all that type of shit. You can't say this is the line up. This is the projected amount of people that are gonna, listen, it's a business is not show up and take their fuckin money. So wide and know what to do so? I ended up the first time ever I flew private and blue. Working time of cash, so I'm gonna be playing a bunch of casinos coming up to make up for the money dad. I did I say bent on that. I flew on a very nice like a fuckin rockstar lit up my card literally glowing in my pocket. I had a fucking DR long get. My wallet fly out

drive out there and then sit there and then talk to these fuckin savages. Just been. I got, you need a plain right now, really that'll be a million bucks and, unlike fuck, you wear call somebody else. Then you will be a half, a million might do all you do. Is you just keep calling people any definite, while you just start say in numbers, I got it, I got it way. The factor. I got it, I got it way, the fuck down for whatever they first quarter me I have it, Gotta down half efforts still cost a fuckin zillion bucks. So I get on the plane The pilot select right fucking there Was a smaller place like when I want to take a person like? Do you guys have a bathroom year that do they had moved snacks? they closed a little door and I'm taking a piss, ran the other side of the fucking door and like You can't stand up at the play.

So I am stand up, but I am acting like I m osteoporosis and I'm trying to take a fucking piss. This is an angle. You have to be at say, don't piss on your own fuckin, sweat pants, but eventually the velocity of the urine coming out of your dick is going to slow down and in its gonna, come towards you close. So then you gotta make a decision. What am I get home I going to do this. How far down am I gonna pull my pants? What the fuck's go on like that? Weird kid, member that weird kid when you, William Elementary School, you want. To take a piss and the kids His pants all the way down around his ankles, it's like why didn't you just fuckin. On zip, you fly, you know. Scotland, on south. It is also obvious thinking like how is is better

the flying on a commercial airlines. I don't get it. You know if you fly business first bumpy self, up that I am one and done on that shit. I just think it see it's a colossal fuckin waste of money and I have the glowing fucking credit card right now to prove it and. There's just no money you before people rent the planes are barely make any money. The pilots don't make any money all the pilots, one eventually fly, For commercial a commercial airline right. Let me still flying commercial pride where they want to fly for. Like we know, one of the major airlines is what I'm trying to say so one of the palace gate back in he's talking to me because you how we get some beers here, I'm like I'm on the wagon, but unlike what the fuck, I spent all this money. I gotta have a beer, so I drank, of course, lay like the white trash content. I am. He sit there talking to me.

And I'm all fascinated with the hall, the aviation aspects of it and upset now looking at the guy and he had a tear in his slacks right. It is me like there was like us. Like a vertical slice. He was in a knife fighting just somebody sliced it a little bit and I was just going like there's no fuckin money in this, these guys doing right now, defying the love gravity, getting me from LOS Angeles to Austin he doesn't get lost. He knows where to go. We knows what attitude to fly out. We had a nice fuckin landing. We would like is literally in the skies hand, and they don't pay this guy enough money that he can fly this fucking jet A pair pants that fuckin ripped, do you know Maybe that's why all those kids fuckin annoyed me.

You notice. I didn't know what I was in Austin, because I've seen ago where she really is struggling flying fuck a jet, and he has spoken of ripped slacks. Who knows maybe just had a rough Nigeria in a rough one, maybe just passed out. I don't. No anyways. I mean when I was in college and the I was never that fuckin rebel guy, I never walk it by this chick one time and I just had like mainstream clothes on APOLLO shirt. Regular should remember why don't just goes hype labels. I didn't want to be like you fucking God. Can you look like every other fuck and golf can't hear you guys all I don't know what fucking every blacks, their meaning painted black store. You fucking walkin you'll have the same fuckin make up. You all have the same: fuckin lipstick. They're just deal

Because it's no gas food court, you feel like you're out of your out of the reach of the corporations. I never forget that. Oh hi labels and I kind of like to talk about those got chicks. What do you know if you could get past the fuckin? You know Now a days I would actually would totally steer clear them. Knowing what I know, it's like our God. I would have one question: do you or do you not hate your parents, you, see you. I'm fucking go to that shit. Those fuckin long talks. About everything that they did to you. You know you know what my parents did shit to an apparent now and I'm gonna do shit. You know that doesn't You got a fucking walk around dress like you're, awake, ok,. Let me why you dressed like that. Did she get bullied now? Look at night, you just bringing this shit under yourself,

What are you waiting for police to become enlightened and be like? Oh, I guess people have the right to be different. It's not gonna happen So at the very least that you're gonna walk around like that, at least at some point. Take them make up laugh, go into a dough, Joe and learned. Some fuckin email should seek and protect yourself. So I guess at the end of the day, I'm not really attack and got people. I'm really saying how the fuck her. She still judge me right. Hot labels. I suppose things when you walk any kind of stop for half a second here, then you is this. Is it worth it? It's not worth it. Just kept on What the fuck her name was. It will be the Natasha a brook. Which was always a fuckin hot girl name when I was growing up. I really saw that wasn't good, looking Natasha we're good. Looking These Debbie's were fought Debbie,

Finally, as we like to give you give a fuck em person, a name you I mean it was Bill. His blended and bill, lost in the crowd Oh mainstream bill with this corporate closed just walk down the street. I did have the red afro for a while when I get into fuckin radio I fucking grew it out. A little bit I think I had the beard all that's what I got into drums and I was trying to be in a bed and that's what I was trying to grow my hair out and it just went out which would have been cool in the Sixtys and Seventys. I wouldn't like Bernie from Rome to twenty two, but by the eighties. It wasn't cool yet have the long fuckin hand just never works. For me too many gods. They just pulled me it it's like listen bill. You look like a douche, no matter what you do. Ok, You're, not a good. Looking guy, you look like a fuckin freak. Ok,.

The only hope for you is to stand on stage and make funny yourself And make a little bit of money when it's when you cash in. On your orange afro, I think that that's what was going on, and eventually I that's what I did. That is exactly what I did and then when I was making enough money in the business, the comedy God said: ok, you don't need your orange after all anymore, took it from the programme talk about all. I know what I wanted to bring up. Two weeks and a rope I'm gonna, give you a great movie, I told you, I saw Jordan peels get out. Which is so fuckin such a great movie it. So different formats. Everything else that's out there are actually going to enjoy watching Hollywood now try to read that movie off It's like get out needs people who don't know how to make a get out I think they gonna do the latino version,

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In the last any went down and they played the Ellie kings in Ella kings or just sit in a way out in the west, with nobody nearer. Like the closest spoken team, I think was Vancouver and then Ex closest would probably would have been the Saint Louis Blues. Maybe Chicago Blackhawks I'm guessing loose, they would There was no fuckin team. West of Saint Louis, rather than the other king, so No wonder they had such a tar time took so long to win a fuckin cup along. They had to fly Vancouver, never fuckin one one. Calgary, one once right, ten, eighty nine they beat fuck and tragic war in the Montreal Canadians. Was it TAT, Burgess, cocoanut team? I can't remember. Amateur limited fucking lifted up so anyways. Let me see if they be Calgary Leslie

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Gay. We score the game where there is a bronze down the flames. Five, the two Calgary on Wednesday night. We scored six calls a Vancouver. Five eleven goes into fuck engaged. You know all my fucking bitch more and in complaining. Martian humbled by emerging statuses, elite scoria, that's absolutely right! What about passionate Marshall? had a half trick in Vancouver. I fuckin missed it do all of a sudden were score and goals, and I was sitting there wine and say: do not get rid of Cloth Julian Burma It's totally worked out worked out for us is worked out for him. It's worked out for the Canadian, so it's all good and we're flying around the ice with the new coach gasoline. That's fucking great fucking great, I loved. I love is good to see doggie Hamilton to seem to be doing all right. I don't care Calgary. I never ever have a fucking problem with exports. Unity Decided to try to take more money, I give a fuck your career.

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Nea was in the other room gone like what's going on with you, I gotta look at me: I'm fuckin, I'm a mess She goes, you looked at better, go yeah, I do look at me. I got a fucking dead board now and she goes no, you don't. I got near you're, not helping me. You know, I need honesty here and then she just goes our eye. Do me a favor, so that's it. Tone as you once were, and I just went yeah? She goes, I'm sorry, you said, and I said now you do me a favor, so that's it now. I've been on it. I've been on it like the Joe rugged company. I've been working on it right, oatmeal. Fucking poached egg in the morning, by the way, when you make your poached egg, if you want to have a mighty due in the restaurant, you know it's it's burning with itself. This is such a simple trick. I don't even know it for all these years: just swirl the water. I know it

this before, but maybe you, MR blackest, just world war, get a little whirlpool going, ok and then, cracked, the egg drop it right down the seller, and it's like a figure skating. You know when they do the fuckin spinner outages, it brings its arms in there you go You take it out with a swatted spoon, you put it on a fuckin english muffin. Unless you like me, if you're tougher, fuck you trying to lose weight, there's no english muffin. It just sit near naked and afraid. It is the dumbest fuckin showed you know, there's no price. These people go out there and get like fuckin line disease that it's crawling around the balls and up into their fuckin private parts of me. I just don't understand why you would do that Caveman we're not naked, they were definitely afraid, but they fuckin killed something and they covered up the junk. Actually saw this guy naked in a far country with a hatchet? This is just a commercial cause. I refuse to watch. There. I don't watch that show.

Your black people watch shit that because it it's a bad representation of themselves. That's what that show is for white people. This very few shows out there that bring my people down. You know because why people are running shit, so we always make ourselves the Fuckin heroes. Naked in afraid? That's not a good stuff for white people. There is every stereotype of a black and white person just like my life is just to fuck and easy. I gotta make it difficult or am I just took all my clothes off went through the fuckin juggled saw if I could survive. Naked and afraid. So this fuckin guy interest in the commercial forties up in a tree and he's fucking hack and at this branch in this tree he sittin in and then the whole fuckin branch collapses in its just like that reminds me of some shit from Bugs body- So maybe sit, not a branch, and they saw it often is sitting on the wrong side of it. Then they fall off or the whole tree falls down. I literally watch this guy. Do it?

why action. A real person did that to himself he was, but he was hack and on the right side, but still I don't know what happened. Halting fucking falls. And now he is falling in. To like a bunch of like branches, stick in all with just completely naked, you know. I never cut my balls entire life. I never get a scratch, my balls, nothing because they were covered up. They had on a pair pants claims of fuckin tree naked. Anyway. I don't know I'm talking about this. I don't know I have this level of passion for a fuckin show. I don't. I noted the watch that's the idea checked in on you. Ok, you guys, you guys have you can save you separate folk and we can already accounts. And I will love I'll talk to you on monday- I write that should go fuck yourself

God bless the United States of America with the red flag with gold or silver the Monday morning, podcast or Monday March, sixty two thousand nine

know what this is the year of anybody asian listening or is it the year of. Is it a year, the monkey? Ah I'm in San Francisco now, and I can't believe it it's drizzling out and it's cold in its miserable. I just I just blew my mind because every time I come to San Francisco, the weather is just it's just you know it just puts a smile on your face. You know it's just one of those. You know I don't know when the fuck. They have a film that rice a Roni commercial, but it must have been like the one sunny day in the last ten fucking years out here cuz. This is the 12th time I come to the city. I just pulled it the year, but whatever the weather stopped every time a bit like bicycle impossible and at the mention I had a touch of a cold. I should get sick when I come here. Divers actually will with

before I got here. How did you get stuck built? Well, I'll tell you. I want to watch Joshua Tree National Park and Evidently I didn t address properly, as I hide my way out to somebody's gold, mine literally Josh retreat. Definitely I definitely the time, although I made a really I made a big time. I showed up and I asked the ranger I swear to God. It was a ranger but he's working at gift shop, so I figured he sucks at being a ranger. You know what I mean. Probably accidentally started a fire rather than putting one out in the park, so I asked the ranger I called Joshua tree. So in my mind you know this is big beautiful park and this is one fuckin Josh retreat and that's what everybody comes. To you, don't like that, but set wall at all those jewish people go up and pray him. I thought it was something like that. Some sort of MECCA right.

So I say yeah give me the map of the whole the whole part, and I could get embarrassed telling the story I actually said so, where exactly is the Joshua tree? Is it's like, like one trees, it like a group like five free The guys look at me with just the way he looked at me. I just realized by just said, probably the Davos Fuckin thing I could possibly say within the park, and evidently this is what I learned it in defence of myself, I M from the EAST Coast, arrogant Bentley, a Joshua tree is just the type a tree and I'd probably driven by like two hundred of them on the way up to Fuckin Talkativeness ranger, those puppy, three of them in the parking lot. Basically very few people on the EAST coast, whoever, if you ever go out there there is no Joshua tree- it's just a type of tree and if you gotTa Joshua Tree- and you say so, where is the Joshua Tree Valid, like the that be, like God,

Jersey and go on wherein the pine tree might be the pine tree with special. What you know It's just that. I don't know. I just got the directions I just found out of fuckin get there. I had no information about it, but you know in defence of me they patient name the park, Joshua Trees, plural, not Joshua tree. He confuses people. They asked that we question whether they feel stupid. They tell us that we tell the story in the pot technical slightly embarrassed so anyway That was my weak. Are you not amount to a signals? They sharks game on Saturday

Night on my way up here to do my one might shows here up in the San Francisco saw the Shakspeare die the king in a shoot out and at the game I saw a fifty two, fifty four fifty five, fifty eight year old guy puncher twenty seven year old kid right, the face was Vulcan hilarious. Those is Kitty had on this Detroit Redwings Jersey, a hat on backwards, Did it right out of the gate, he's just standing up screaming shit and he was cheering on the shark, so Evans? I don't know what happened. I think cuz he kept standing up anyways this. This chick was also like five thousand five hundred and fifty eight she's got this awful fur coat. Yet in San Jose, for you know she pictured somebody, I'm sure that's a fancy thing to do in San Jose California, but a fuckin ghost town that was by the way is that nobody on the streets,

so you're speaking. Overtook icy was going cheap. What the fuck I was gonna stay. Actually decided to stay at this were Mata. You know thinking tat, it was you know, like everything area, bucks for the night fuck it I'll stay here and I polling, and it's one of those deals where the hotel rooms open up out through the parking lot it if your phantom Ipod cast. You know I feel about those I do not stay. I don't stay in motels. Ok, even if you call it a hotel if it fuck it opens up. If your room opens up out to the parking lot, that's a fuckin motel. Can someone tell me what is the definition of a motel versa hotel because of my world if your door opens up

The party line, that is a motel slash, the serial killer birthday where they could just walked down. If you like me to kill this guy would kill this guy and I thought what that guy. So I never even checked it. Nor did I cancel my reservation. So I wonder whether the paper that I have of just calling the merry around the corner not even worried about whether they had a fuckin room available? Because I saw that there is only six people on the street for which what fucking crackheads? Yes, what he looks like one of his fucking game? You get back on track here. Yes, it is women who is this code, all the she gets into this guy? Whereas is this this Redwings Jersey? And you know she's given have shed is given it right back to her, which of course, some eleven. You don't owe me. Did you silly guys back down the women once they start screaming at public and he didn't eat

Don't give a shit right back and I dont know what she said, but she goes yeah. You just try me somethin like that which was really fuckin annoy. You know I have a woman act like they're, going to get physical with a man like they're, going to knock them out. It's likely to shut up. You know I can't get you I mean I could, but I'm instantly going to go to fuck you and then I'm gonna get raped. You know so stop acting like your fuckin, tough, the relies on your side. All right, so she threw at all that shit eddies, given her shit right back, then it sort of died out. Then I started watching the game again. Next thing you know, there's just as commotion, and I look on my left again now. The kitten Redwings Jersey is covered in beer John at beat the lady with the fur coat and obviously she dumped it over his head. You know I mean I want to deal with illegal to kick the shit out of me, so she

opposite over and he doesn't blaster the face just adding to our country level that she's gonna be the following day: the fact that she got away with that it didn't get through, I am not advocating. I don't think you should hear the woman vital fella women should take advantage of the fact that a man can't hit them by just doing over the top county things like his dumping, a beer on somebody. You don't owe me so anyway, such The bureau, the guy, but I got a bit- is also glares on another level cited here. The exchange I guess I don't know what happened. All the suddenness pocket old guy comes into the picture. You guys faces all twisted up with angry anger. Eighty two says he coast who you call it a bitch. You must call the chicken of fur coat a bitch, add the kitten say anything and I swear to God. This fuckin fifty five year due to the swallows punch above the sea to my liking literally lifted his hand up like a rock M soccer robot, and just through this straight,

Not even if you don't know what the fuck it was, it was like a rock I'm sorry, I'm just she saw a bottom right rather knows another kid. Just immediately called for security analysis work. While that's really tough situation. There, like he dealt with through the toughest physical confrontation, a woman dumps a bureau be ahead. You want a punch, the face that you can't, but then you allowed to dump it over your head. So he deals with that. Then he has an old guy punch him in the face. It's like another man, just punched you in the face. You want to drill them back, but you can't. That is an old guy, but then you will out at all guided punch you the face. So at this point, this guy socially, has been raped right so taken when security comes down. Like our disguise a punch in the face of the bureau Bruce Head, he might action You know you should get out of this, even though these younger than the two of them here be sympathetic with the old people, but he immediately screws up as a security gets. There either starts Carson, his brains out.

Godaddy do shit. I wish you spoke in watching the pocket. It could take this latter. Actually snatched off for evil said that twenty minutes later somehow the gibbet, the Redwings Jersey, came back and to all people didn't, and I was thinking how the fuck did he pulled it off and the only way I can think of it as it is if the old guy admitted to punch a human face, which is probably what what do you think we're in a lawyer who probably civil this guy punch me the face when he probably said I did it because you call my wife a bitch and then it became you, Wanna press charges and the old guy get scared and grabbed his walk. Ernie leaves in another fucking Detroit Bragwaine could came back. There was my experience, That is the long boy story that went nowhere. I can elected was towards the other that minimal started getting dry. I'm anyway. Much of the money more plot guest and if you do the boy podcast, I do want to these every single week and it has begun

really relevant during these tough economic times, you know just give away something free like this will emerging as free, as somebody told me that they may find it annoyed. When people say it's a free podcast, you know it's like really well, it is a free podcast, you fuckin douche bag and despite the fact that is free people still bitch me every week yet out so yeah. I'm gonna throw your face that I'm doing this for free, but about that when a guilty, just like your grandmother, it up. I saw the greatest movie trailers I've ever seen in my life because he has fans, are the movie the dirty doesn't well. What is wrong with you? You should they go on, go on Youtube, hit pod, you don't even for me right now, so you need to do if you would be entertained for free, just go on Youtube and type in the dirty doesn't and watch

Watch the movie trailer of it and they have one of the greatest lines. I think that has ever been written and it's describing facially the premise of the movie. It says he's twelve guys who are on phasic Ali either on death row or facing really long prison sentences, and if they agree to go on this suicide mission to kill a bunch of nazi officers if they survive, they get to go free and that's the movie so they're, basically describing all the characters and one of the characters they describe as an Indian with war paint here on his soul. I can't do it just as I cannot do justice the guys do it in that movie voice and he's not doing it with a hint of how fucking hilarious. It is because it was hilarious.

Back then, and indeed, with war. Page smeared saw its if it's fuckin awesome. I want that my window anyway, let's get out of the park Yes, gallic renewed. My black ass people, semi questions. I answer my answer. The questions the best I can people sent me their lists of underrated. They find underrated overrated Adam. We reviews The latest the latest is people are telling me lorries of revenge. All right, so he has won the day really long. These people really are writing me, like Stephen King length stories of revenge, I personally what I've been saying throughout this. Is I dont? Do

revenge. I yeah I enjoy hearing the stories, but I dont do it because I just my car weighs two fuckin strong. I don't know man like there's something about revenge unless its face to face. You know you just sort of five somebody you don't! Let's eat like an honourable cutter event, but when you sort of you start the second like looking at another human being, and they don't know you're looking at them in your trying to play some diabolical shit. I don't know what you guys, but there's something inside of me: I'd IKEA fuckin! Do it because I just I never feel more evil I'm not gonna lady. I sat around thought about it, but to actually carry it out now, who knows? Maybe it's excited. I never feel more alive. There were applauding the death of my next door. Neighbor, I

you don't sound bite, might come back to haunt me in the future. When I pull my Robert Lake in my sixties. Take that one of the context, our I forget the pockets one I would find it skip through more. This just get to the appeal. I was going to college in Washington State, but skipping all my classes and getting horrible grades. School, I was going to was University of Puget sound easily the way. Place. I've ever fuck it Ben too, yadda yadda yadda. So anyway, there was this kid it with a friend of mine and at the beginning of the summer I was finding it the beginning of the semester, but slowly start to realise that he was a piece of shit which com Would he also Red Hair fucked my been girlfriend when she was drunk that make sense of basically had his friends at the end of semester. I thought he was cool. You gradually realizes he's a piece of shit and it culminated what he fucked his bed a friend which he was dropped Berrigan so anyway,.

What are you anyway to get? This was actually one of the better moments of my time at the college hearing that they are hooked up. It fighting heard the next day. The next morning, sir and she literally could not look me in the eye which, in hindsight, I find extremely funny. Energy shaven. She in an shamed way explained that she thought the other guy was me, but she was so drunk she didn't notice. Needless to say, I was, understanding with her at all and may be out of character, choice to go back to not fucking. Anyone well good for you, man, the strong choice he gulped be alone could move, but this, of course, out of my friendship with a piece of shit, kid said he confirm what I been suspecting about him about big, big, an asshole, so blah blah blah blah blah disobeyed. Me later kits that's going to class. He starts drinking every day.

Eddie. He adds up dropping out, so he's cleaning out basically his room, because that's my last day, I'm happy I'm happier than a crack here, but the hundred dollar bill packing my shit up, then the cocksucker fuck, my Friends somehow found me in the hall checking myself out of my room. Any comes up to me with this incredible, shitty shit, eating, grin and he says how much he's gonna miss me and that big sarcastic tone and then actually proceeded to pinch, my cheek Like your grandmother used to when you were six, I'm sure You know the feeling of shaking with rage being unable to do anything being unable to do anything assaulting Canada, liberal arts school with security, You are right in front of me would get me arrested, but of course I still felt like the world's biggest gaping pussy.

For not doing anything at all. Something had to be done about this, and here comes the revenge. Ladies and gentlemen K. I d You sound like their kids from the wrench story. Last week I decided to fuck with his car Jesus Christ. Do you know? That's that's really nice. That's not the man I gotta be yeah. I've got the John Wayne. Move there get out you shut up, you can always gone. Echoing the security. Wasn't there when the distorted, just fuckin smashed him in the face. You will not turn up not only to decide the fuck with his car Do you remind me of that that that check in the bath Tiger Ridgeboard tie that's what what what women do they bay? They write gecko prick on the side of your car, whatever? What am I gonna do stop judging or just read the rest. The sorcery decided fought with his car.

And I get up and I knew where he pocketed every night. So I got a friend to be my look out as much as a scumbag as I am for fucker with someone else's car are with the admitted it could not have done any better miraculously there was. There was a perfect captain, the security patrols. Given me just at the time the key every panel on his car and slash all for tyres allows back on the sidewalk with my friend immediately after finishing security guards showed up, the old people started doing early morning, walked, etc, and I get the fuck out of here within an hour, I caught a bus to Seattle and come started. Working almost immediately, only an hour in front of my friends apartment an hour later my department, I started feeling awful. I went from failing total Finally, having as a hallucinatory fever,

I lay in my friends bed for an entire day data around forward. Apparently, that jackass discovered what I did to his car and called my phone over and over from a number from his number, then from all my friends, foes, etc. I don't but much of it. This conversation, but I do thou. I was trying to be a tough guy blah blah blah blah blah through the kick kept calling for months and months eventually and stop answering his calls, but he kept calling you fucked with a psycho You know what you came up and pinched your cheek. Like then said how much do you realize how we're sadistic fucking maniac you're dealing with its probably good? You didn't fuck and punched him, because he probably wouldn't you maybe you like Hannibal Lecter bit my chunky cheek right- are you face, but anyway He said even call me on Christmas, almost a month later, when he would call at these times.

Now we ve got available above a bar car a sort of gothic coffee shop. Actually I managed to hook up with a girl that was probably out of my led by playing off his constant cycle phone calls as though they were other chicks, story has a happy ending though one of those hipsters bar a sort of gothic coffee shop. Actually, I managed to hook up with a girl that was proper. We out of my leg by playing off his constant cycle phone calls, as though there were other chicks trying to get with me. I don't know whether that is like a number one thing like with revenge. I'm sorry like that was really choppy, but I swear, The kid rob me like a manifesto. I was really trying to have time to edit he's fucking thanks, but are not feasible. Whose number one way of taking revenge on somebody, you know

you gotta get out there and fuck with their car? I guess that's what makes it then right. Revenge has to be sneaky. Icy, wait a minute we ve got to I spoke with a car that we had another guy who took his girlfriend Disneyland his ex girlfriend of cheated on amid did horrific things. Tour. He always about revenge. It has to be sneaky, has even that chick thought. She was going to Disney Land to ride on the tea cups him to get back with this guy, and he was actually taken her down there to to make a porno the awesome. That's what that's what it is about revenge I can't deal with. I can't see what the dishonesty of it it's just something that just makes you feel like you just fill dirty. You know they fuck up some.

I should do right in front of us that you look at it with some maniacal. Look on your face me. That would really you know what get up. Does anybody like, while this diagnosis, fuck em up? If he fought with MIKE? and not only is ignored, and finally he made sure he called out my name's. I saw board. You don't owe me in other my real account. I saw this crazy. Why given the subway- and he was wrapping some song and that heavy and worded it- and there was like ten black people on the train, okay and east. Up in the end born every five second crazy Edward turn. Sometime I'm crazy about doing better care. Let go you just keep doing it over and over out of his pocket, my, but why is hell or the downtown?

back in the day will it will be up recited kept saying over again, as I can order subway. I can fifty black clouds on the trade whose why do he's dropping Edward every white person knows if you fuckin do that. If it is instant, he is asking, but I think that that's what saved them they cause. He was so overtly doin it all. The black people looked at a more like this. Guy knows we're gonna kick the fuck audible, yet he still doing so then you just do the quick map out he's fucking, crazy, he's, crazy. Ok, I'm the fight this guy and he's got a bite me and I'm gonna get hepatitis. So that's the. What the fuck point of trying to make their that's how you get out. I guess you don't get knock in Europe, because if you can truly convince people that your fuckin crazy, like people just stated they don't they don't mess with you, So that's what you should do you see this fuckin car affordable. It does have a man

I take a look at your face in every other sentence. Just about the wheel up, then he would have been dealt with the Balkans. Let it get you wouldn't hooked up with chicken. The coffee shop was getting to pluck, has questioned Shelly. I get a faggot fuckin regular cold here. Make excuses for the last two minutes at the new makes sense in our pockets. Question number one you talk about wanting to have a kid now now. Are you getting older and his curious to know if you would want him or her to hear your podcast considering you. Don't things like revenge? I love her people, don't listen to me. I dont condone revenge. I've said that on every podcast, but I do find the stories interesting and I will comment and laughed at the ship that you did. I dont condone. Scarface dead, but I can enjoy him shooting up people in the under the movie, yellow anyway. Oh, but anyways to boy this guy heard it maybe maybe I'll go.

Maybe I wasn't clear about what I will say it so anyway, the way he heard it is. Basically, I condone things like revenge, and he said I e lasting and not on your ex face to make her feel like a whore for cheating on you, I'm not criticise you, I'm sincerely interested in knowing if having a child, will change your perception on things, because, as I closed in on forty, I'm feeling the same way why to finally have again- and it makes they consider if I should adjust my moral compass beforehand, because I would want my son and daughter to have me as a decent role model, your situation of little more precarious in the year future. Ten year old son could find an old copy of billboards greatest hits, and here I was father- thinks that common, a girl's hair is the best prescription for heartbreak, keep up the good work airing Michael. This is how I view

type of shit for me to actually think about anything that I'm saying on this podcast about actually having a child that I don't even have is the quickest way of making these podcast horrifically on. I actually I have major problems with parents and how, once they have kids, they all of a sudden start acting like then that the fuck frank boy day greatest that they used to be and not only to the act that way they want everyone else to behave that way too, because they knocked up the check that therewith and it's like dude. I did not got my girl. Ok, I'm still having a good time So, if might you know, I love, I don't wanna do the rest of his body. Is this small? But right now, like my future ten year, old son is actually was to the archives, hey son, what's going on

it's your dad, not all up the first ten years, your life listen son, if You're, taking anything that I say on these podcast remotely seriously, I've completely failed as a pair and I want you to go outside and fall on a fuckin wandered, because I want to start over again Allow me to make another kid and die on the teach him to learn how to pocket. Take a joke you want, I can happily through then skeptical creepy had told my future kid. The council, with a toy that has been banned. Now we are thinking now. I never. I never think about what you're asking me. I swear to. God is the formula for not become funny, you know that's what comedians do they get older. They have kids and all of a sudden. They they stop cursing onstage.

And they stay Wanna, be a role model and that's when shit you're starts going down ill, and you know you want to start doing family movies here now and I'm not doing that. Ok, I'm a comedian, nothing I say should be taken seriously and if you take it seriously, that's not my problem. Even if you are my kid, I'm be honest with my kids. People like trying to shelter that kid and tell him it is a sad, a clause and everything like that and in general, but that like, if somebody does some really weird and in my kids like, why did somebody? Why did that person? Do that? I be like you know. What's uncas most people are comes. I know it's a harsh reality and I enjoyed your colouring years. Son cause. It's only get.

It worse we're gonna get worse. Are I am listening to Kay built listening to be new? Discovered podcast you are, this is the guy. You know this guy up, and I will say this guy for this this right here, not his whole email, but this email right here. I think this guy is douche bag of each of the Fuckin weak because he goes, you should charge for your podcast and up the production value or just me them as they are just don't keep mentioning that their free Other podcast is do its bit. Do she would you do that? You know what why don't you go, fuck yourself about you! Do that that do she. If I tell you that you fuckin cod, don't tell me what to do this fuckin part. Yet it is free

I don't need to do this ship gonna tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to do. These are, I said, go fuck yourself on your first paragraph, but because I'm such a sweetheart over the rest of it, the rest of it yet you're a dose of your first paragraph bill. So without any call you to come- and I can assume you are a drummer like me with the headphones comment: Drummer headphones gotta, be I've gotta be right. So few drama and listen through headphones. Listen to Steve, Steve I'll, seven days fitted in privacy. That says sting field of gold. All they did. They did a cover that Gaddafi goggles through the pockets, but that's I'm cutting into I've been started by records, started buying them again and fine like some concept albums and that all those-

great old album suggests a great semi civilized three, what's up on the internet, where they would just they were bitching about music today and they said something to be effective. How you know album they work because people today, I don't wanna, hear good music. I do think that such a various comments. People today, yeah they they don't have the music. I have at exactly what it is, but I nothing to do with deregulation of media. In the early nineties, Eightys, which allowed fuckin five guys to by all the fucking radio stations. And one everyone exactly like the other one, thus limiting the amount of music they can get on the radio now. What is it Will there be no one here, but music is that good music? You shut that off I know she will see me ranting it here debating whether or not to come in here that I now you're out there. Funny that the cleaning legally outside the door and she thinks I can't hear than I know She- will see me ranting it here debating whether or not to come in here or not

I know you're out there tat his return. Can freaked me out to realise a technically. I really I'm not talking to anybody what they talking about. I had a music, I think, there's plenty of music out there. You tat you get to find it is on the internet now and possibly on satellite radio, and if you don't have satellite radio, that's one of the most underrated things ever. It's fuckin incredible and I'm I'm gonna put my car because I've written As recently as they had satellite ready radio in it- and that's where the good music is that The funny radio shows are that's words that when it comes to radio man, it's fucking great and died people curse on the radio. Which I enjoy unified a ten year old son I'd, let live! Let him listen to those words, because I always heard him from the day.

I was walking around I heard and look at me. I turned up five. I did to stop laugh and I did say my fuckin taxes are not heartening. By anyways overrated, underrated, overrated. This guy says Sonic Youth, dot, dot dot. Really You know what I don't know, what you're saying run away train you run away while our back. Something something other southern yak, Paul Silent, dot dot. I wanna Chopin African drop up his ass. Is he black now? Ok, listen to any

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A little operated. The guy can't play court. He does play lightly, but he's got a lot of black people go up to see. I think it's a pretty white people think he's got that. Where was eager to fattening pigs I'll ever say that early may be laughed at that guy semi, the email I didn't mean that so in the future, when my ten year old son hears it is, I you know, he's gonna know: she's pressed. Why would you put that in my fucking head? I never like shit like that. That's how you you know, if you think about ramifications. You're, never gonna, be funny, hey. What, if I say this we'll get hurt someone in the crowd and then the moment to set it is gone. It's over five that shows that fuckin blame you re like that. I underrated Mayfield four MILES Kennedy. I have no idea who that is set up

Roy orbit guys who is overrated, underrated. Are you not operated with the average listener and he's overrated when you talk about about his seven octave voice,. He really has an amazing range with his voice, but I don't like the sound of it like sacrilegious list of the song. She. A pretty well. It. Will you stop using a lesbian, Underrated sliding this of college chicks. I don't care well signal. More recently died out of nowhere, but I had a heart attack as well.

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better. With my last name any time, anybody called me that I did just it. It didn't feel right. It was just like, like ours, like New Jersey? They away make it. It sounds all right or New York eyes, but it's just. I just felt like a little kid, like assured, wants to know what my brown sack lunch after I had on our Billy crippled done, so I would have to with the other what one right, I think, that's it. I think that's it for the part I want to thank everyone for listening this week, a little bit on the short side, but I don't swear I'm up in San Francisco and I got a gig tonight and I will have the for you to do to get. I want to thank everybody for coming out on a Monday night. I know it's. Its work, they few guys you workin out that type of ship, so listen to this point them out by show I'm gonna try out this new challenge and probably get a bomb.

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